Timeless Awards
Jan 1, 2022 20:24:39 GMT -5
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Post by Timeless on Jan 1, 2022 20:24:39 GMT -5
Timeless : Happy New Year!
Roxylishus : Happy New Year!
[They clink their glasses and have a sip of champagne and then kiss in the new year. The shot pans out and it's a big ball room. Filled with Tuxedo’s and Evening Gowns. Roxylishus is in a revealing beaded gown and Timeless a tux with red bow tie. He drags her off to a nearby study.]
Timeless : What a year 21’ was. And 22’ is going to be even better!
Roxylishus : A lot of people are crying that 21’ was a tumultuous year. Lockdowns and pandemics and booted off networks and new home and blah blah blah.
Timeless : It couldn’t have been a better year for us! We never made more cash!
Roxylishus : Or had more heat!
[She puts her forefinger on the cheek of Timeless and quickly pulls it away then sexily blows on it to cool it down.]
Timeless : You know the saying NPW. If you can’t stand the heat. Get the FUCK out of the Fire! Remember last year, we had our very OWN End of Year Awards. We should do that again.
Roxylishus : (clapping giddily) Ohhh … can we? Let me go first. Award for biggest Bullshit ever heard in my life?
Timeless : Easy! XHF! NPW / SWAT Exodus? GTFOOH! It’s not an exodus when you boot a fed and another feds BEST PLAYER and so the fed goes where their main star can be seen.! Geez.
Roxylishus : I know right. Award for Just Deserts?
Timeless : The DRONGO!!!!
Roxylishus : Ding ding ding! We have a winner. It must really hurt when you think you are King of the the whole Industry and Champion of a Fed and yet that very fed you are in switches homes knowing you wont come.
Timeless : Cop that Sport!
Roxylishus : Next Award goes to most improved.
Timeless : John Wayne. Ohhh … I mean Jay Jay.
Roxylishus : You got to give it to him. The man really has come a long way.
Timeless : Sure has, from 3rd wheel walk behinder to Dane and Steel to Lizard King Doosh bag! Yah you.
Roxylishus : Award for most contrived BS of the year?
Timeless : Jay Jay and the Bastards uniting to have an Epic War Games.
Roxylishus : (gags) Cringeworthy. Self Indulgent wank fest.
Timeless : The Bastards and Marsupials stuff was better! Can we get an award for that?
Roxylishus : Why not.
Timeless : Award for worst ‘all chips in’ move of the year?
Roxylishus : Bear O Dactyl. Made the Ultimatum and got sent packing.
Timeless : Adios Fuckheads!
[Double middle crossed fingers (like an X) to the camera from Timeless and Roxylishus each.]
Roxylishus : Speaking of time of year, it’s also that time of year for the Cruiserweight Cup.
Timeless : The Night of the ‘little people’. The ones who even though the crowd like to watch them fly around the ring and dazzle with catch us catch can brilliance, we still need a main event to fill the arena.
Enter Sir Winsalot.
Roxylishus : and sacrificial lamb. The Bad Man Frank Windsor. (she says Bad man in mockery)
Timeless : Bad Man? More like a bad child. Panders to the fans and Jay Jay and thinks doing it with a foul mouth still makes him some bad ass.
Punk! You do have a foul mouth!
And a BIG one!
Trust me, if anyone knows about big mouths. It’s Mr Idontgiveafuck!
Only thing is Sport. In life. There is always someone taller. Someone faster. Someone smarter. Someone hotter. (Roxy thrusts her man mountain cans to the camera … ZOINKS!) And, while I am all of them to you. In this case, I also have THE bigger mouth!
[Timeless smiles. It’s a straight up FUCK YOU smile.]
And … I intend to shut YOURS!
See Sport. I owe you! You are parading around with something that belongs to ME! The Imperial Tag Team Championships!
Prime Time are not only the NPW Tag Team of the Year. We are the rightful tag champs. So you got em while we were exiting from the old home? While I was Jesterplexed by that sorry excuse of a dual champ Jay Jay.
Bravo!
They will be ours again.
You want to talk about MINNOWS?
Let me give you a little history lesson.
This place you are so proud to call home.
Before I came here. This was an up and coming Indie Canadian Fed.
Timeless Alex Turner walked in the door, thanks to a ballsy move by one shred businessman Gus Arnold, prepared to take a risk and put it on the line, with the biggest contract in the game to bring me over … and the place has never looked back!
The Drongo came to get some.
As did the girly boy Indian whatever he was.
Dane came back for some. Then … did what he does and went again.
Viewers flocked to their screens. Ham and eggers piled into arenas.
Roxylishus : To see HIM!
Timeless : The Fed never looked back. Becoming the break out fed of 2020! Number one Fed of 21!
You think you are a shark? Im Moby Fucking DICK!
I’m GODZILLA! My Tag partner Primal! He’s KONG!
I’m Johnny Lawrence! You’re Stingray!
I’m the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing womens wet dream!
A god damn wrestling machine!
I’m coming for you Windsor! Straight at you chump! You can bring the Bastards. You can come alone. I am kinda ‘stupid’ like that. I dont give a FUCK!
Thus the moniker!
I saw out the new year securing my title shot at the dual Crown. I will see it in taking my piece of flesh from you! And just so you know, there is NOTHING you can do about it!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fuckas!
Roxylishus : Happy New Year!
[They clink their glasses and have a sip of champagne and then kiss in the new year. The shot pans out and it's a big ball room. Filled with Tuxedo’s and Evening Gowns. Roxylishus is in a revealing beaded gown and Timeless a tux with red bow tie. He drags her off to a nearby study.]
Timeless : What a year 21’ was. And 22’ is going to be even better!
Roxylishus : A lot of people are crying that 21’ was a tumultuous year. Lockdowns and pandemics and booted off networks and new home and blah blah blah.
Timeless : It couldn’t have been a better year for us! We never made more cash!
Roxylishus : Or had more heat!
[She puts her forefinger on the cheek of Timeless and quickly pulls it away then sexily blows on it to cool it down.]
Timeless : You know the saying NPW. If you can’t stand the heat. Get the FUCK out of the Fire! Remember last year, we had our very OWN End of Year Awards. We should do that again.
Roxylishus : (clapping giddily) Ohhh … can we? Let me go first. Award for biggest Bullshit ever heard in my life?
Timeless : Easy! XHF! NPW / SWAT Exodus? GTFOOH! It’s not an exodus when you boot a fed and another feds BEST PLAYER and so the fed goes where their main star can be seen.! Geez.
Roxylishus : I know right. Award for Just Deserts?
Timeless : The DRONGO!!!!
Roxylishus : Ding ding ding! We have a winner. It must really hurt when you think you are King of the the whole Industry and Champion of a Fed and yet that very fed you are in switches homes knowing you wont come.
Timeless : Cop that Sport!
Roxylishus : Next Award goes to most improved.
Timeless : John Wayne. Ohhh … I mean Jay Jay.
Roxylishus : You got to give it to him. The man really has come a long way.
Timeless : Sure has, from 3rd wheel walk behinder to Dane and Steel to Lizard King Doosh bag! Yah you.
Roxylishus : Award for most contrived BS of the year?
Timeless : Jay Jay and the Bastards uniting to have an Epic War Games.
Roxylishus : (gags) Cringeworthy. Self Indulgent wank fest.
Timeless : The Bastards and Marsupials stuff was better! Can we get an award for that?
Roxylishus : Why not.
Timeless : Award for worst ‘all chips in’ move of the year?
Roxylishus : Bear O Dactyl. Made the Ultimatum and got sent packing.
Timeless : Adios Fuckheads!
[Double middle crossed fingers (like an X) to the camera from Timeless and Roxylishus each.]
Roxylishus : Speaking of time of year, it’s also that time of year for the Cruiserweight Cup.
Timeless : The Night of the ‘little people’. The ones who even though the crowd like to watch them fly around the ring and dazzle with catch us catch can brilliance, we still need a main event to fill the arena.
Enter Sir Winsalot.
Roxylishus : and sacrificial lamb. The Bad Man Frank Windsor. (she says Bad man in mockery)
Timeless : Bad Man? More like a bad child. Panders to the fans and Jay Jay and thinks doing it with a foul mouth still makes him some bad ass.
Punk! You do have a foul mouth!
And a BIG one!
Trust me, if anyone knows about big mouths. It’s Mr Idontgiveafuck!
Only thing is Sport. In life. There is always someone taller. Someone faster. Someone smarter. Someone hotter. (Roxy thrusts her man mountain cans to the camera … ZOINKS!) And, while I am all of them to you. In this case, I also have THE bigger mouth!
[Timeless smiles. It’s a straight up FUCK YOU smile.]
And … I intend to shut YOURS!
See Sport. I owe you! You are parading around with something that belongs to ME! The Imperial Tag Team Championships!
Prime Time are not only the NPW Tag Team of the Year. We are the rightful tag champs. So you got em while we were exiting from the old home? While I was Jesterplexed by that sorry excuse of a dual champ Jay Jay.
Bravo!
They will be ours again.
You want to talk about MINNOWS?
Let me give you a little history lesson.
This place you are so proud to call home.
Before I came here. This was an up and coming Indie Canadian Fed.
Timeless Alex Turner walked in the door, thanks to a ballsy move by one shred businessman Gus Arnold, prepared to take a risk and put it on the line, with the biggest contract in the game to bring me over … and the place has never looked back!
The Drongo came to get some.
As did the girly boy Indian whatever he was.
Dane came back for some. Then … did what he does and went again.
Viewers flocked to their screens. Ham and eggers piled into arenas.
Roxylishus : To see HIM!
Timeless : The Fed never looked back. Becoming the break out fed of 2020! Number one Fed of 21!
You think you are a shark? Im Moby Fucking DICK!
I’m GODZILLA! My Tag partner Primal! He’s KONG!
I’m Johnny Lawrence! You’re Stingray!
I’m the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing womens wet dream!
A god damn wrestling machine!
I’m coming for you Windsor! Straight at you chump! You can bring the Bastards. You can come alone. I am kinda ‘stupid’ like that. I dont give a FUCK!
Thus the moniker!
I saw out the new year securing my title shot at the dual Crown. I will see it in taking my piece of flesh from you! And just so you know, there is NOTHING you can do about it!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fuckas!
