CruiserWeight Cup Interview part 1

The scene opens up with Blake Samuels, a journalist for NPW sitting in the gorgeous backyard in Rob's Beverly Hills home. Blake has come to the home of Rob to discuss Rob’s current championship win, the upcoming Cruiser Weight Cup tournament and the state of the ReVenants.


Blake is sitting there patiently waiting. He looks down at his watch and then continues to sit there waiting. The sliding back door to the house opens and Jeff Noon walks out with a tray. On it are two glasses of lemonade. He sets them on the table next to Blake, who thanks him and Jeff then goes back inside. After a few more moments Jeff walks out with a stand to hold up a giant picture or a graph of some sort. He then puts what looks to be a picture on the stand, but it's covered with a cloth so we are unable to see it. Then Rob comes walking out, dressed in a Nike tracksuit, holding his CruiserWeight title proudly. He sits down next to Blake. Blake then signals for the camera crew to start filming and they start.

Rob: Sorry to keep you waiting, Samuel Adams.

Rob says genuinely. Blake smiles and chuckles.

Blake Samuels: Haha, actually-

Rob: Look Samuel Adams I know you want to know what's behind the sheet on that stand over there and we will get to that. But can we first just acknowledge that I went out and did what I said I was going to do?! I told the world I was going to lose the weight to join the CruiserWeight division, I said I was gonna smash Lochlyn Chode, and I said I was going to become CruiserWeight Champion! The champion of the most difficult division in pro wrestling!

Blake stares at Rob and nods. Not sure if he should correct him with his name or not.

Blake Samuels: Yes… Yes, Rob, that's very impressive.

Rob cuts him off again.

Rob: Now to my surprise. So I got the cruiser weight cup coming up next, and one of my opponent’s is a fraud named Dong Zigs. And see, Dong shouldn’t even be competing in my division!

Blake stares at Rob confused.

Blake Samuels: I’m… I’m sorry Rob, why is that? And his name is-

Rob: Dong. I know what his name is.

Blake isn’t sure what to say as Rob grins in a cocky yet firm manner.

Rob: Now, Dong… See he’s not supposed to be wrestling in the CruiserWeight Cup! Or in the division for that matter!

Blake shrugs his shoulders, and welcomes Rob’s claims.

Blake Samuels: OKay, then Rob. Explain to me and the viewers why he shouldn’t.

Rob nods his head and then stands up next to the sheet.

Rob: So, I’m going to start with the fact that Dong Zigs is a criminal, he was a part of one of the biggest scams in human history, and I have proof. Not just that! I have evidence that he doesn’t meet the age requirement to be competing with me in the division.

Blake raises an eyebrow, interested to see where this is going.

Rob: See Dong is actually an 85 year old Gnome! A homeless Gnome at that too! He travels the world causing chaos and problems for good people like myself.

Blake is starting to look annoyed by Rob’s nonsense.

Blake Samuels: Rob what are you talking about?

Rob looks down at Samuels with disgust.

Rob: Hold up, little man. I’ll show you right now. Right here in exhibit A, is a picture of a young 40-something year old Dong Zigs, partying it up at Woodstock!

Rob takes the sheet off the stand displaying a large picture with a picture of Donzig’s face badly photoshopped into it.


Rob: The biggest offense in this case is his choice in beer.

Blake Samuels face turns beet red from embarrassment.

Rob: But it gets worse.


Blake Samuels: Rob… What the h-

Rob throws that picture aside, exposing the next picture that was behind it.



Rob: Now, the old hobo Dong Zigs, was hanging out with old impeachment-ass Nixon, not a crime, but it sure tells you about his character. Which got me digging deeper into who this homeless bum was, and then it all came together. I discovered Dong Zigs was apart of one of the most unforgivable acts in human history. He was apart of one of the biggest scams!

Rob tosses that picture aside leaving the final picture showing.



Rob: Dong Zigs screwed Bret!

As Rob says this, he looks over to Blake, who has made his way out of Rob’s backyard.

Rob: Hey! Where you going?! We still got more to talk about!

/\/\/To Be Continued…\/\/\