Post by Timeless on Jan 14, 2022 4:27:35 GMT -5
[We see the Halifax Public Gardens. Timeless is standing leaning up against the pole of the pergola, a Timeless baseball top unbuttoned with his muscles glistening underneath and a silver chain with the (T) on it it ‘for Timeless’ sparkling.]
Timeless : Maybe there is something you didn’t know about me Windsor.
Or ….. Maybe you did, and counted on it?
Maybe you thought my ego and big head would trigger me and make me accept your challenge to put my number one contender’s spot for the Dual Crown on the line?
Let me remind you of something.
Something the whole of NPW knows!
You see …
[Timeless pauses, thinking for a moment.]
Timeless : …. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Hack and Slash. That’s how I roll. Something is in front of me and in my way. I run right through it.
Someone calls Sir Winsalot out. I say COME THE FUCK AT ME!
Some fool says, put your title shot on the line … I say …. OK!
You got it!
You see Sport! I am stupid like that!
I will walk head first into a tornado!
You remember, right? When you Bastards debuted here? And I walked out to welcome you lot. Three on one? No fucks given!
I don’t care about getting hurt. Getting hurt comes with the territory in this business.
I don't care when I lose. When you win as much as Sir Winsalot, when you don’t, it doesn't really matter. I mean, it matters. It hurts.
It STINGS even!
But! Not so much if I have served my purpose and made my point.
It's a long race this boys. It's a war of attrition is what it is! You win and lose battles along the way, then, you win the war!
Is this a random battle on the way?
Is it something more?
You think you are worthy of it being something more Windsor?
Maybe you calling out my title shot makes it so?
Maybe me accepting it makes it so?
Time will tell.
[Pec pop by Timeless]
Timeless : I think you are worthy Windsor. More than. I look to this match with as much excitement as I have felt since I battled the mighty Primal!
Nothing gets the juices flowing more than walking into combat with a foe who is not only willing to stand across from you mano a mano and bring it to you but also one who actually believes in themselves.
You truly believe it, don't you Windsor?
Let me tell you something Jack. Just between ‘us’.
[Timeless talks in a lower tone, you lean in to listen intently.]
Timeless : I would not only put this title shot I have on the line against you tonight. I would do so EVERY NIGHT!
See. you have a big mouth pal! You want to throw cheap shots out. I get it. That’s the game. That’s what we are meant to do.
Talk to the talk and walk the walk.
But, when you run ya mouth too much, as I have said before, then, them comments will eventually come back to haunt you. Then … it’s time to back it up!
[Another pec pop by Mr Idontgiveafuck]
Timeless : At least you have some back bone though Windsor. I dig that. I really do. More than most I come across. More than that John Wayne wannabe mutha fucka walking around with my belts Jay Jay. That much is clear.
Frankly. He has been a bitter disappointment as champion.
Most definitely the worst champion NPW has had since the likes of the Drongo.
[Timeless laughs at that. He really amuses himself.]
Timeless : I mean, the fact that the guy who held the belt between the Sheriff and the Drongo only held that belt for ONE SHOW and that the Drongo and the Sheriff are clearly worse champions than him speaks volumes!
Jay Jay’s time is coming.
My number one contender status now screams that out.
Like a beacon. Like the bat signal!
[Switch to show the night sky with instead of the bat signal showing in the stars we see the (T) that sits on the end of the Timeless necklace.]
Timeless : As for that lovable furball Primal?
Let me just say for the record.
…….
[Another pause and contemplation.]
Timeless : FUCK HIM!
Yeah. That’s right! Fuck_him!
Sure we were the best tag team of the last year.
Let me tell a little fact about any tag team Timeless is in.
Timeless and your sister's kid. We are tag team of the year. Maybe he be my kid too as I probably rammed her with all them other rats 8 years ago coming out of training.
And as for Donzig and he stepping aside to watch me win last show?
My pop taught me many lessons.
Two of them.
Never complain.
Never EXPLAIN!
He did what he did for HIS reasons.
I don’t blame him.
If I stood across the ring from the Timeless One and had a front row seat to the show. I would stand back and watch as well. Who wouldn’t?
I am your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler!
I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing woman's wet dream!
A god damn wrestling MACHINE!
[Double pec pop. Fan boys all over the former network cringe in disgust at the pec pops and then pretend their dicks aren't hard. Tiny dicks that is. Very very tiny tiny dicks. You know who says people with big dicks who tell people about their big dicks are full of shit. People with SMALL DICKS! THATS YOU DRONGO! Timeless winks to the camera as we fade. Not a check me out Frank Windsor wink, a FUCK YOU haters wink.]
