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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 3, 2022 18:58:51 GMT -5 BRAVE1, BlazeFNfreya, and 5 more like this

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Post by eddied on Feb 3, 2022 18:58:51 GMT -5

(”The Offspring – Come Out and Play” hits the arena PA system and the screens light up with a technicolor vibrant montage video playing on the screens of him weight training and hitting his favorite moves on people, flashing up to the beat of the music.

Eddie walks slowly to the ring. He high fives the occasional outstretched hand, smiles as though he enjoys the applause, but he’s really 100% focused on the task at hand. Eddie walks up the ring steps, takes a moment to scan the crowd and holds open his arms in honest gratitude of their cheers. Eddie holds up the SWAT World Heavyweight Title Belt for all to see. The crowd pop. Eddie nods his respect and appreciation. Then he steps through the ropes. Microphone in hand he takes a moment to enjoy the fans chants before addressing the crowd.)

EDDIE: Hello New York, Fucking New York!!!
You didn't come out to sit there in masks and quietly survey the carnage. You came here to be seen and be heard and that's beautiful. I hear you New York. I hear you SWAT faithful. And I hear you Vincent Wolf.

Now I was gonna give it a while before I hit the ring. But maybe getting this out of the way now and giving the girls the stage, as it is their big night, might be a better call after all.

Now Warren W Webber interrupted me in the middle of moving some heavy bits of rig around and perhaps I was a little grouchy and some of my comments probably came out as quite scathing and bit hard on Mr Wolf.
Hitting him with some ageism and some blunt egotism clearly wasn't respectful. Now I know that many of you love this Kraut kid and perhaps feel it was cheap and mean for me to go after Vincent in the way that I chose to.
Thing is... I appreciate his efforts, but I can't really like a guy I am about to smack into the middle of next week now can I.
I should have shown him more respect, carrying the second tear title in SWAT, but I can't smother him in praise if am about to try to break his boogey ready body in half in this very ring later tonight.
You see, when you've been around as long as I have and you've just fought through half the roster to get your gold back you get quite territorial. Then when a reporter asks you if this will be the shortest reign in history... You can forgive me for flexing a little and feeling a bit tetchy. Wolves like to mark their territory by taking a piss around the place... Well I metaphorically took a heaping great shit on Vincent to mark my territory and I half regret it... Maybe half.

One of my main criticisms of some of the old X-Crown babyfaces from our auspicious past was that they used to fawn over the history, form and talents of their opponents. These are role model, top of the tree, cross-federation champions accepting a challenge from someone slavering over their title?! What in God's name are you blowing that much smoke up another man's ass for? If you think the guy you're fighting is that amazing, don't risk your neck getting in there. Vacate the title and give it to him if you think he's such a stand up fucking guy. Bake him a cake and give him a backrub why don't cha'. Get a God damned back bone and hate the guy you're about to kick the shit out of!!

You realize after a minute or two in this business that you can't give up your place in the hierarchy for a second and me prodding the Wolf with a blunt stick wasn't personal. It's just business. If people can't take a bed wetting joke, but they can watch blood pour from people's faces in a brutal matchup I question who is more dark. Me for not being bed wetting community woke and telling a joke or the media for selling violence to gore hungry kids on PPV?

Well tonight you will get to see me, The Good Guy, living up to my name. Maybe not as in "good and wholesome". But "good" as in good enough. "Good" as in better. "Good" as in too good for my opponent. "Good" as in righteous and conquering of the bad.

SWAT fans. I understand why you would want us to get on and shake hands in a Queensbury rules happy sporting way, but that not my way and never has been.
We've never fought and this guy had no beef with me until he looked a little too high on the totem and set his self on a collision course with me.
He's a pretty young man. The girls like him, but they're wrong. He's got a ton of moves that can no doubt do me harm in the ring tonight. Sadly being pretty and having some moves won't be enough tonight. I just want it more and I've got the experience and the power to get the job done.

Vincent Wolf isn't tarred with time in a SWAT stable. I am. But I think I have done enough to drag down the KGB to help massage any doubts about me turning over a new leaf and accepting the crowd into my ample bosom.
Vincent Wolf isn't weighed down with expectation. I am. The wrestling world has seen me beat better, bigger and badder than this kid and they would love to see me fail.
Vincent Wolf isn't a World Champion. But I am and I am dead set on making sure that I remain champion when the bell rings tonight.

The weight of Expectation, the weight of my past, the weight of pressure holding the top belt... but even with all that weighing in against me... It's Vincent Wolf that will have the wait... the wait for his first win over Eddie D... the wait for his first time as SWAT World Champion. The wait is on him.

Child actor, Gel boy, Pampered Prodigy Pup of the hour... Vincent "Beta Male" Wolf you can...
BRING... IT.... ON!!!

(”The Offspring – Come Out and Play” hits the arena PA system. Eddie tosses the mic. into the air and bats it with the belt over towards the commentary desk before stepping through the ropes and taking a slow stroll back towards the ramp. The scene fades out and the show goes to a commercial.)

Last Edit: Feb 24, 2022 7:22:18 GMT -5 by eddied

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 3, 2022 20:17:53 GMT -5 BlazeFNfreya, theshootfighter1963, and 2 more like this

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Post by frostbite52 on Feb 3, 2022 20:17:53 GMT -5

Doomsday and Lucifer are leaving the RV as they do they look back at Chuck who gives them a not as they two take a walk through the parking lot. As the two seven foot monsters look around, as they reach the backdoor that leads into the backstage area, Doomsday reaches for the door with his big right hand as he turns the knob but it appears the backdoor is locked. The two look at each other as if they just do not believe this.

Doomsday: I do not believe this? I think this was done on purpose.

Lucifer: I do not doubt this at all. I guess since we hang with Cannon we will be treated without any respect.

Doomsday: It appears so.

You can see the frustration building up in Lucifer but the intense look in his red eyes as he rears back with his left hand as he is about to throw it, Doomsday blocks the punch.

Doomsday: You do not need to do that at all. We will go back and have Mister Boothe call someone inside and they will let us in. No need to use up that energy before the rumble.

Lucifer: But I guess you are right, since he have a manager let him do some of the work. But that does allow me to quench my trurst right now. We do not have any Sprite in the RV and I know there are some in here.

Doomsday: I am sure Mister Boothe will take care of that, say something and he will have that handle. We have been partners for many years, at times you need to just chill.

Lucifer: You know it had never been my strong suit.

Doomsday: You remind me so much of Cannon it is not funny.

Lucifer: Would not go quite that far after all he is plenty of championships under his belt sort to speak.

Doomsday: You my friend have won a few singles championship. Hell dude, I wanted to retire a couple of years ago but you wanted one more tag team title.

Lucifer: I do remember. We could have been a great tag team but four tag team titles was never goid enough but companies just would not sign us.

Doomsday: I guess you could say we were kept out, we could have won double digit in tag team titles.

As the two continue to talk, someone opens the back door. It is a backstage hand who looks scare to death ad he sees the two at the back door. The young backstage hand, turns tail and runs.

Doomsday: I told you Mister Boothe would take care of things.

The two walk through the backdoor as they look around at other backstage hands as they look in fear of the two. They turn tail and begin to run away.

Lucifer: Ah I see the Coke machine.

As the two head over to the drink machine we see Katie Moss looking great as usually walks over to the two seven foot monsters. The two men just look at each other.

Katie: Guys can I please get a word with the two of you.

Doomsday: I guess Wareen is running around like a chicken with his head cut off doing all of these interviews so I guess Katie you are finally getting in some work.

Katie: Well I guess you could say that.

Lucifer places some change in the machine.

Katie: What about tonight rumble match?

Doomsday: What about It?

Katie: Do you like your chances in the rumble?

Doomsday: Katie, myself and Lucifer are in the best shape of our lives. We feel great and it does not matter who gets in our way, because you are not going to throw us over.

Lucifer: Nobody is going to.

Katie: Which would bring me to the point what if it gets down to the two of you as the final two in the rumble.

Doomsday: If it happens to get down to the two of us then the best man will win.

Lucifer: That would be me.

Doomsday looks at him as if had lost his mind.

Doomsday: That would be me.

Lucifer looks at him as if he is crazy.

Lucifer: This is my chance to prove to everybody that I could be a great singles wrestler.

Doomsday: And this is my last run and going out as champion would be a nice ending.

They both look at each other and then at Katie.

Doomsday: I see what you were trying to do there?

Katie: What was I trying to do?

Lucifer: You thought you could turn us against each other. Something management would try and do around here since we have associated ourselves with Cannon.

Katie: I do not know what you are talking about?

Doomsday: Sure.

Katie: I still do not understand what you are getting at? But what about Cannon if the two of you are in that final spot against him.

Lucifer: Same thing, but again Cannon is already the champion so it will not matter.

Doomsday: He would have no problem putting the title on the line against us.

Katie: You are talking Eddie D right? He is the champion.

Doomsday: Wow, you do not know that Cannon is the champ and Eddie is the false champ. Wow, management around here as even the employees brainwashed.

Lucifer: Cannon is the real champion and not Eddie.

Doomsday: So please everybody needs to understand that. If either of us win th3 rumble that would be great.

Lucifer: You know it, but those tag team titles are want we come to take. I know the current champs so might not consider tag team champion material.

Doomsday: Goth and Victor are the champs for a reason whether that might have been thrown together or not. It is a goal of us that will be achieved. The tag team competition is way better than before, and we welcome the challenge.

Lucifer: We know that our window is closing on us. So we are putting our chips all in on becoming the tag team champions but either of us winning the rumble will be just as sweet.

Doomsday: This big man.

He points to Lucifer.

Doomsday: He has carried this old man for a couple of years now. So I decided to get into the best shape of my life for I guess you could say that one more day in the sun.

Lucifer: I have never carried you. In the beginning you carried me because I was a raw rookie in this business.

Doomsday: It is true my friend, but I promise you if this is my final run the damn it we are going to make it out, I promise you.

Lucifer: Katie, you can bet your ass, that we are not only going to win the rumble well of us is going to, but we are going to become tag team champions once again.

Doomsday: You know it.

The sprite falls down the machine as Lucifer grabs it.

Doomsday: Let's go because I do not like the element around here.

They both look at Katie.

Lucifer: I understand what you mean.

Lucifer pops open his can and starts to drink it.

Doomsday: Katie you can tell this locker room, we are back and try and stop us.

Lucifer: I highly doubt it.

As the two walk away the scene fades out.

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 4, 2022 12:13:48 GMT -5 BRAVE1, SWAT eFed, and 6 more like this

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Post by Teeps on Feb 4, 2022 12:13:48 GMT -5

Backstage staff and stagehands run back and forth, sorting out the many tasks that a major federation needs in order to keep a live broadcast show on the air and ticking over. Bodies scurry hither and thither, the hive of activity never ceasing for a second.

And then the lights go out.

There are a few seconds of chaos, shouted commands and pleading to get things working again. What one can only presume to be a senior technician is frantically barking out orders. After a few brief seconds the lights come back up. The noise stops as the staff all turn and gaze upon the magisterial sight of Natasha, dressed in her full regalia, cloak of jet black feathers, figure hugging basque, black leather pants, heeled boots that look like they could pierce the flesh.

Natasha:

Gentlemen. Ladies. I require a bottle of water.

Natasha lifts her claidheamh, her slender short sword and indicates towards the catering table.

Natasha:

Now I am painfully aware that camerapeople are always around. And I would be a fool to not provide a little insight as to why I am here in SWAT. For it is a truth oft spoken that followers of professional wrestling have a voracious appetite for meaning. And it forces me to state once more.

Natasha’s eyes narrow as she catches sight of a camera’s lens directed towards her.

Natasha:

I am here, as always, because it is where I am supposed to be. Where battle is fought, where victories are won and lost. Those are the places where I may be found. Where blood is shed for glory, if only for sport, my arrival may follow. Now I am aware this may be an incomplete answer to a simplistic “Why?” But those who know will know there is often little “Why?” to a majority of questions. There are things that are and those that are not. And there is little reason for either.

Did you ever find yourself asking great questions of the universe? If you are a naturally inquisitive person then The Goddess of Death is not the place to find answers to anything.

Natasha:

The Amazons tournament. Named for the famed warrior race of females who fought among the jungles of South America. Tall, proud, always ready for battle. Always prepared to send those who would underrate their skill on the field through the gates into the worlds Elsewhere. I approve. And so the chance to test my skills against the finest women that this federation can boast sounds very much like the manner of business that it is within my remit to involve myself in.

Everything within what Natasha considers her personal portfolio is dealt with in a very businesslike tone. Even those that involve bloodshed, pain and ultimately death. Nothing more that work.

Natasha:

Ask Dakota Jennings what manner of pain I will inflict on those who cross my path. If she can even remember. I arrive. People get hurt. It’s not a huge secret, merely the nature of the situation. If any person believes you can do battle without risk of broken bones and spilled blood then they are showing their naivety and will be proved wrong in rather sharp order.

There is a serene matter of fact nature to Natasha’s voice. She only becomes more animated, more intense as she discusses her upcoming opponent.

Natasha:

Tonight. Tonight. Tonight, Lucky Linda La Fey has been presented to me in opposition. Not an enviable position. Yet appropriate. A maid of Átha Cliath. Tell me, Linda. When did you let a PR department force you into every stereotype on our people? Or does it come naturally? Drinking Guinness with your daideo. Playing off the “Luck of the Irish.” You’re a disgrace. Generations of banféinní did not fight and die to preserve their communities to be turned into at best an advert for Turasóireacht Éireann and at worst a marketing campaign for...

Natasha rolls her eyes

Natasha:

Marshmallow laden breakfast cereal.

Now a little pride swells in Natasha’s voice. Her volume level raises, commanding as ever as she begins to retell her personal history. Or at least her vessel’s.

Natasha:

I am of the Clan Fitzpatrick, tied by marriage to Clan Murphy. Royalty of Osraige married into the great Sea Warriors who fought the Danes off the East Coast. I may have been born on foreign soil but my blood flows from the green hills. It gives me the strength to guard your realm from those who wish to slip through from where they belong. It guides me to light the fires that keep the realms apart at Samhain and Bealtaine It lights the way when I carry the souls of the departed to the lands of the Sí.

Natasha has always been on for rituals. But those that surround Halloween and the heads to its tails at May Day are particularly important to her.

Natasha:

Linda, you are built on lies. I am built on a universal truth. Warped by your upbringing to believe in such juvenile constructs as goodness and evil within people. Do you not know that night follows day, winter follows summer. death follows life? There is no intent and to ascribe such petty feelings to such facts is foolishness. No great morality that guides the universe. You were born. You will die as sure as the sun will set tonight. Some things are inevitable.

Smoke begins to fill the corridor. The staff who are still dumbstruck at the arrival of The Goddess begin to try and waft it away from their faces, some coughing at the thick, dark grey mist.

Natasha:

I... am one of them.

The final words from Natasha pierce the thick smog. And as it dissipates, allowing a little more sight on the backstage area again, she is gone.

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 5, 2022 20:36:40 GMT -5 BRAVE1, SWAT eFed, and 3 more like this

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Post by theshootfighter1963 on Feb 5, 2022 20:36:40 GMT -5

(The SWAT Tron shows Vampira on the screen and Psychotic Goth's head is lowered as fog and moisture surround them.)

Vampira: "Tonight Psychotic Goth and David Vector shall be defending their SWAT World Tag Team Championships and despite what the whisperings of foreboding. 'The Serpent of SWAT' and David Vector are still the official tag team champions and they shall be entering The ANZAC Cup and they shall prevail."

Psychotic Goth: "There are things you should do and there are things you do not do. The first is you never say things that can not be backed up in the ring. Fortunately, you shall be tested in the Royal Rumble as shall I and we shall see who is going to last longer before our eventual elimination."

(Psychotic Goth roars in a Seneca dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "It provides too much motivation for your opponents to come after you. Not that I don't welcome the attempts but it's better to watch what you say or you shall be eating your words for your dinner. If that is what you want that is what you shall receive if you continue on the path you are on. Is that the fate you wish then it shall be granted, but still we shall see what fate shall bring us in the Royal Rumble."

(He bellows wildly.)

Psychotic Goth: "I remember long ago in Hardkore Britain when me and Stefan Slain teamed up but no sooner did we team up and were on the verge of a Hardkore Britain tag team championship shot. He conveniently disappeared on me and I never heard from him. No matter I would have taken my rage and savagery out on him for doing so. 'The Serpent of SWAT' never forgets nor does he forgive anyone for doing so."

(Psychotic Goth roars.)

Psychotic Goth: "So when we enter The ANZAC Cup beware what you say or the consequences shall be quite unpleasant and you do not wish to experience the unpleasantries of saying things that you can not take back at anytime. You shall be on your own when it comes to the Royal Rumble. Then again it's everyman for themselves and anyone can win."

(He screams in a Seneca dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "Now to those who are spreading rumors that we aren't going to remain a team. Why would you buy into such false lies and innuendo which is meant to split us up. There have been many unusual tag teams throughout wrestling history such as The Rock and Mankind.
Then there's Matt Riddle and Randy Orton along with other tag teams both past and present."

(Psychotic Goth roars.)

Psychotic Goth: "Yes it was circumstances and fate that brought us together as a tag team and nobody took us seriously. Yet fate was watching over us as we won the SWAT World Tag Team Championships. We showed anyone can win the tag team championships and we shall show that we can win The Anzac Cup against all the so-called tag teams who shall come against us."

(He bellows.)

Psychotic Goth: "Those who try shall be suffering my wrath and those who continue to spread these rumors shall pay the most terrible price at the fangs of 'The Serpent of SWAT' and my poison shall be quite deadly and lethal. I know David Vector shall be wanting to shut those rumors and lies up along those who dare to spread them."

(Psychotic Goth laughs demonically.)

Psychotic Goth: "The fate of those who spread these lies shall be hanging in the balance if they keep this cause of actions. Watch out for my wrath because I shall be stalking those who dare brag and spread rumors and lies about us. You don't want me to do that do you? I know you do not want to do that but then again you shall always push your luck thinking of no consequences shall occur or any retribution shall not befall you."

(He laughs sadistically.)

Psychotic Goth: "In a matter of moments and even less time there shall be an epic Rumble with a list of who's who competing. I do not plan on assisting losers like Rally Jackson or pieces of other trash, who got in because they cried and complained about being left out. Do not worry you shall be getting the attention you so richly deserve but not from me or my tag team partner. We'll leave those scrubs and losers to everyone else."

(Psychotic Goth roars.)

Psychotic Goth: "Yet if they insist our actions shall not be regretted nor shall we show any remorse for our actions. Be forewarned of the foreboding you shall be suffering at our hands. We shall be showing no regret since that's what I've been teaching my friend, ally and tag team partner David Vector."

(He lowers his head and raises his arms before flinging his head back up revealing his pale handsome goth like looks.)

Psychotic Goth: "'The Serpent of SWAT' is on the prowl slithering and stalking any of his enemies. Be afraid and I do mean be very afraid of my plans for you all. You my not be breathing or recovering from my poison that I shall inflict upon you all. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall go through with my threat."

(Psychotic Goth roars as the screen goes black and the scene slowly fades to black.)

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 5, 2022 23:11:59 GMT -5 BRAVE1, frostbite52, and 3 more like this

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Post by Donzig on Feb 5, 2022 23:11:59 GMT -5

Light flares suddenly, as a match is struck before a candle is brought to life. The light reveals a boiler room cloaked in darkness and moving shadows, before Sinclair Godfrey and the Death Squad are revealed to be standing there. And then they drift aside, and Donzig leans forward with a faint sniff. His lips twist into a sneer, and he shakes his head before his hand lifted to rake through his beard.

'This entire fucking show until this point has been a farce, a fucking sad little joke.' Donzig scowled, he stands slowly as the other three draw back.

'We have Chris Card, the man who had to fucking put a thumb in my eye to eke out a goddamned win! We have Eddie D who won a tournament of the finest fucking jobbers that the SWAT board of directors could scrap up to win his! We have Goth and that Vector guy telling me what great tag champs they are!' Donzig spat, and he waved a hand as he paced back and forth. 'You want to get Canelli in here next? She can act like she accomplished something too?'

Donzig frowned, and he lifted a hand with a wave of his fingers.

'But you see children, play time is fucking over. Mamma Blaze isn't going to be save the lot of you from the fucking wolves anymore, because I have finished my business of destroying the only man in this company worthy of being called a man! I have put the Founder out to pasture, while at the same time? I have assembled the most powerful force that wrestling has ever seen in NPW! So Goth? You and your young boy can try and keep those belts, but at the Anzac Cup?'

Donzig turned, slapping his hands on the broad tactical vest covered chests of the glowering Death Squad before he turned back to the camera.

'The Death Squad is the least of your problem, because the Empire is coming for those belts. And Goth? You can scream in all the ancient tongues you want, because in all of them I have the same fucking name! The Scourge, eh? Death in High Places!'

A hand lifted, and he wiped his mouth before he licked his lips to continue pacing.

'Chris Card. You try and keep your belt too, because much like Goth? Tick-tock.' Donzig wagged a finger, and he smiled a cold little smile. 'Your time will run out too, because I am inevitable, and you have something I fucking want!'

A hand lifted, and Donzig paused again.

'Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. I know you aren't like these others, I know that. I know that in your heart the fact that I was denied my rightful place by your--' A shrug. '--sidepiece? Whatever, I know that you know until you stand in that ring with the Pride of SWAT that you're a false champion, a fucking fraud. I know that it eats at you, Eddie. Just like I know that out of everyone in SWAT, fuck maybe out of everyone in wrestling?'

A shrug, and Donzig leaned closer with a sniff.

'You hated what happened to Paul Soutter. That you didn't like watching a man you once called friend get what was coming to him by the man he replaced you with. And I know you know that I did what I had to do, Eddie. But you don't like it any less. To hate a man, you had to once loved him. You had to call him friend, and know his secrets, that that kind of love doesn't die easy. You hate me for what I did to Soutter, for what I did to the Founder. You hate that more then I what i did to you.'

Donzig shrugged his shoulders, and he smoothed his tangled beard before he continued.

'I don't blame you for that, Eddie. But don't worry, don't worry, you will get your chance to face me soon enough. Because Donzig is going to walk into that Rumble, I am going to walk through 27 other men with the Death Squad at my side! And I am going to lay them low, one by one by one. And I am going to stand alone in that ring at the end of No Man's Land! And then? I am coming for you, Eddie.'

Donzig smiled, a cold heartless smile.

'You see SWAT can line up everyone they want, and feed them to me in two minute intervals! But, but, but? I am the Harbinger of Death, and No Man's Land? It belongs to me.'

A hand reached out, and Sinclair settled his mask into it. He stared down at it, then slowly pulled it down over his face before he tilted his head with a shrug. Mormo reached out, draping his long black leather coat over his shoulders, and he lifted his head before he growled.

'See you soon.'

'A gruesome sight is a person single-mindedly obsessed with a wrong.' --Nietzsche

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 6, 2022 16:02:14 GMT -5 BRAVE1, SWAT eFed, and 3 more like this

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Post by Teeps on Feb 6, 2022 16:02:14 GMT -5

Flanked by arena security, the impeccably dressed Chris Card, sharp custom suit, black with a purple pinstripe, purple tie with his spade and skull logo on, black leather Scarosso Oxfords and a pair of purple tinted Balanciaga sunglasses to set it all off. The CWA Champion strolls down a backstage corridor and notes a couple of extra guards standing next to a wooden dressing room door. Card smiles, possibly genuinely, probably not and slides his glasses down his nose.

Chris Card: VIP Dressing Room, yes?

Security Guard: Yes, sir.

Chris Card: And, as per my instructions, no one has been in or out allowing me the space to make my preparations in peace?

Security Guard: As you asked.

Card pulls a couple of $100 bills out of his pocket and grins.

Chris Card: Well, then I’m prepared to give you both a nice little bonus if that’s true.

This look is clearly only designed to amuse himself as he opens the door and steps inside, declaring loudly enough so the door staff can clearly hear it.

Chris Card: Hey Nats!

Natasha steps out from the shadows in the corner of the room and stands, facing her brother-in-law. Though Card’s voice when he lowers his volume level is calm, measured, controlled, Natasha’s is ice cold and utterly devoid of any emotion. At least Card knows how to FAKE emotions. Natasha? Well, why would she? Even for family.

Natasha: Our paths cross again, brother-in-law. The cycle continues.

Chris Card: I would ask you how you got in here but... I know you have little respect for doors.

Natasha: I am here…

Card cuts her off, knowing what she is going to say next.

Chris Card: Because you’re supposed to be. I am aware. Well I’m here to defend my title tonight, which will, of course, have considerable benefits to your sister. Being the focus of more main events, more shows, more network exclusive content. Brings home the bacon, as they say. It’s good for me and what’s good for me is good for my wife.

Natasha: Even when you’re being selfless… you are as selfish as ever.

Chris Card: What can I say? It’s my nature. You would know about that.

Natasha arches an eyebrow

Natasha: As long as you are treating her as she deserves then you may pass another day without having a serious discussion over any issues.

Chris Card: I have always been fully aware that a serious discussion with members of Clan Fitzpatrick are a thing to be avoided. But I treat Diana as well as you treat your own husband… interestingly.

Natasha: Sean is as besotted with me as the day we met. And though he is frequently on the receiving end of my ire, he is the rock that binds me to this mortal realm and that is the highest compliment I can pay.

Chris Card: How is the seven foot submissive?

Natasha: At home, guarding our progeny. As is his place.

Chris Card: I’ve often wondered how your work/life balance works between carving a swathe of destruction, holding court with your cultists…

Natasha: Crows.

Chris Card: Potato, po-tah-to. All of that and raising a child. It must be…

Card grins.

Chris Card: Murder.

Responding flatly, either ignoring or not even registering Card’s mild pun (it’s impossible to tell), Natasha explains with a slightly patronising tone.

Natasha: The Dagda is the god of fertility, agriculture, manliness, fatherhood, magic and wisdom and raised six children of his own. I am certainly capable of guiding Damien through his development and handling my other duties.

Chris Card: Kind of makes my hands off management of my financial holdings and in depth wrestling study pale in comparison. So, with us both being in active competition tonight, care to share any plans?

Natasha: Are you likely to share yours?

Chris Card: Well, I have a crowd of paying customers to point out my strengths to later. I might reveal a couple of ideas I’ve been working on in respect to my opponent. I was merely wondering if you had anything special planned.

Natasha: I shall merely see where fate takes me. I don’t feel that a sacrifice needs making tonight.

Chris Card: Well, I’m sure that will disappoint orthopaedic surgeons in the area.

Natasha: What is destined to happen will happen. And the crows will not feast for tonight at least.

Chris Card: Wait, do you mean your followers or the birds?

Flatly...

Natasha: Yes.

Chris Card: Well, I have a crowd to address and a title to defend. So if I may have some time by myself?

Natasha: Until next time, Christopher Card.

The lights in the room flick off for a good five seconds and then when they flicker back on Natasha is nowhere to be seen. Card's deadpan reaction to this turn of events reflects on him having seen this all before.

Chris Card: ...We’ll be talkin’.

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 7, 2022 4:21:00 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, theshootfighter1963, and 3 more like this

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Post by Lucky Linda on Feb 7, 2022 4:21:00 GMT -5

”Walking Cliche?” asks Linda to the camera. She is standing in front of a No Man’s Land banner wearing her top sellingFight the Powert t-shirt.

“No such thing as good and evil?”

“You and I Natasha! We couldn't be more different!” states Linda, plainly looking into the lens.

“I have fought my whole life!” Linda is standing proudly. “My whole career!”

“Maybe it is you who is the cliche’?” Linda frowns. “I don’t like to make presumptions. I don’t like to disrespect my opponents.”

“I prefer.” states Linda “To welcome the competition and may the best win” Linda sighs. “That is, until they disrespect ME!”

Linda glares at the lens. “And that is exactly what you just did NATASHA!”

“You walk in here! To MY HOME! And disrespect ME! And I am what, just going to play nice and let you?” Linda shakes her head. “U-Uh! I don’t think so!”

“Maybe after the fight is over and you are where you are meant to be … looking up at the lights for the three count. Maybe then you can stay true to your views and accept that's what fate had in line for you.”

“The truth is, it’s not fate that will end your time in this tourney. Lady Luck herself! Lucky Linda La Fey will be the one responsible for THAT!”

“Mark my words!” bellows Linda.

“Honestly. I was excited to have this encounter with one coming here with such a reputation to battle it out with us Amazons. We embody the Amazon virtues! We live it and we breathe it! Week in week out! Show after show! Month after month! Year after the year!”

“See this arena we are in! The SWAT AMAZONS ARENA?” asks Linda.

“This was built for US!”

“Great warriors!”

“Women like former World Champion Suzi Spitz!”

“The Hired Killers Jade and Kim!”

“Joanne Canelli!”

“Blaze Fn FREYA!”

“We were innovators! We were a whole FED in a FED! Not just another fed either, we were the FLAGSHIP of the whole of SWAT! We put butts in seats! People changed the channel to watch us!”

“Alice Brady!”

“Wildcat Lynn Brewster!”

“Erica Lindsay Rich!”

“Other women thought they were something. So proud to be a woman … that they thought they were too good to face us other women …..” Linda gives a WTF look to the camera.

“How does that even work.” asks Linda. “I am woman, hear me roar, I love women, we are the best … fight another woman? Ohh no, I am above that.” Linda sighs. “Such hypocrisy. Wow. I have heard this exact theory ranted to me over and over and over again so much I am actually now spewing it out myself.”

“I thought you were above that Natasha. You came here to fight us and seem to embrace the field of battle. Then … you go and run your mouth and try to bring down the HEART OF SWAT!”

“How do you think that is going to work out for you?” asks Linda. “Let me tell you a little secret Natasha.”

“I take great pride in being the Heart of SWAT!” Linda looks proud, standing straight and great.

“And I have faced the best and beat the best!”

“I am a two-time AMAZONS CHAMP!”

“I have won this tourney before!”

“I have teamed with the best! Blaze Freya! Radu Matei! Avery McCullen!”

“I have stood tall and never given up! For what I think is RIGHT! I will never falter! Many come and go. Many want to do whatever it takes to make their name in this world. Some on that journey come and cross paths with the Lucky One!”

“Zoran did.” Linda smiles. Pointing to her t shirt. “You remember him Natasha? Maybe you do. Maybe not. He thought he was a real big deal. Until he ran into little Ole ME!” Linda winks. “Then … he was goneski!”

“Same as Avery!”

“Same as The Bandits!”

‘Same as ….. YOU!”

Linda rolls her neck. “I know who I am! I am proud of who I am! I will stand up for what I think is right, EVERY TIME! I will not be swayed. No good and evil? No right and wrong? Pffft! Creeps can offer me contracts to come and wrestle for their upstart companies, dissing my home fed in the process!” Linda grins. “Creeps can try and form a team with me only to turn their backs on me and leave me swerved in the ring battered and them thinking they are the be all and end all.”

“Then … then they have to come back next show and back it up again!”

“Ask Dakota you say?” Linda laughs. “I will ask her! NEXT round after I leave you laying a broken heap in the ring and wondering where it all went wrong. I could tell you a hundred people to ask about me! I don't need to, after tonight, ASK YOURSELF!”

“Oh, and take ya cameo appearances from the World Champ and stick em! You think I can't get cameos?” questions Linda. “I don’t need them!”

“What I want to know Natasha! After this is done. Is it done? Are you just like all the rest? Will you run away and yell you were screwed and throw mud at SWAT and the Amazon who defeated you?” Linda cracks her knuckles. “Claim what? Favoritism? Or … will it not be done? Will you step up and come back for some more and show us what you are really made of?”

“We will find out, right after I go through 6 others apart from us and become a TWO TIME No Man’s Land winner!”

“Who is going to stop me?”

“Lindsay Caloway?” Linda mocks a shocked look.

“Sincalir Godfrey?”

“Zoey Cannon?” Linda shakes her head. “I don't think so.” “Necra or “The Firecracker?” I sure hope it's Dakota in the next round.”

Linda starts singing MN8 “I got a little something for ya!”

‘Blaze Freya?” Linda rubs her hands together. “I sure as hell hope so! Now that would be a final and main event worthy of the No Man’s Land tourney and the Amazons legacy! Normally I have a little speech for this to wrap it up, but frankly Natasha. I don't care if you are ready, if you feel lucky, cause PUNK! I am coming for YOU!”

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 7, 2022 5:08:53 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, eddied, and 4 more like this

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Post by BlazeFNfreya on Feb 7, 2022 5:08:53 GMT -5

“Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.” ― George Bernard Shaw

-Our scene opens up inside the gym of none other than SWAT’s very own general manager, Blaze Freya! With tension in the air and a ring full of six potential students, The Blackpool Bombshell had her hands full but proves to us once again that she’s never too busy for the fans! She brushes her fiery orange hair out of her face and points toward us with a slight chuckle-

“It sure is funny, isn’t it? And before I have any smart asses asking questions, NO I’m not talking about being taken out of the World Championship Tournament early to some part-timer… there was nothing even remotely funny or entertaining about that until Eddie D showed us all how dominant of a Champion he really is, by winning the tourney n’ reclaiming what was rightfully his. See, during that tournament I was getting all flustered because I had people in each ear telling me opposite things. On one side I’m the greatest of all-time, on the other I’m literally the worst. So of course, it was confusing but most of all it was frustrating to hear someone like- and I am fully aware of what names I should and shouldn’t say, for the record, but hearing Richard Drake blab on and on about how he deserved all this admiration from me n’ whatnot. That’s what had me so angry that I did something I haven’t done since my first month in this company n’ I got so caught up in my own head that I ended up losing focus and worst of all I lost quite possibly my last chance at the World Title. Sure, you could point at this guy or that guy n’ tell me how many title opportunities they got but mine are far n’ few between. So, I’m not counting on anything until I’m guaranteed it and that, ladies n’ gentlemen, boys n’ girls!
CUNTS AND CUCKS ALLLLLL AROUND THE WORLD!!!”

-The Bratty Brit inhales deeply after the long speech-

“That is what I find so funny. It’s a new week, it’s a new episode, it’s a new tournament but it’s the same end goal. “Don’t let Blaze win” I get it. At this point I’m wondering where the fuck Paul is at because I have a feeling he’s still pulling strings to make my career a nightmare. Who else would’ve matched me against a possible trainee? Huh? Who else besides someone from the KGB would have wanted me to fight my travel buddy? It’s like every time I make an ally, somehow I’m matched against them. Same happened with Linda, same happened with Eddie D. I noticed the pattern long ago n’ while it did bother me at first, now it just makes me laugh! Because if you have to try so hard to keep me down, if the entire game has to change just to make sure I lose then I must be better than any of you!!! I don’t see the rules changing to keep down anyone else. So, ‘Lindsey’... I don’t know anything about you due to the lack of giving a fuck… however, I will say you can put words together better than most of the rookies I squash inside my ring. But you say you’ve watched me before, yet haven’t seen much? I have to ask, then, which match did YOU watch!? Every time I step between the ropes I put on an instant classic! There’s a reason you n’ every other woman on this roster chooses me over facing any other bitch ‘round these parts! You aren’t stepping in the ring with some new friend of yours, you’re stepping into the lion's den with the hungriest lioness in existence because unlike you, I DO want that prize money. What the fuck else am I gonna use to get this old piece of work up n’ running? You think Blaze’s Fuckin’ Gym is cheap??? Blaze’s Fuckin’ Gym will be the most expensive gym in town you can mark my words!”

-She strips off her black hoodie and heads to a more quiet part of the gym in progress-

“You came with respect which I admire, you seem like a ring vet despite your newness to my company. But you won’t just get MY respect. You’ll have to earn it. I guess we’ll just have to wait n’ see if you have what it takes, eh?”

-Freya sits on the wooden floor, crossing her legs and lowering her glasses to wink and blow a kiss at us before we fade to black with one big question left unanswered! Who will win No Man’s Land ‘22!? Stay tuned to find out, ONLY on SWAT!-

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 7, 2022 14:49:56 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, Jesse Jamester, and 2 more like this

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Post by Teeps on Feb 7, 2022 14:49:56 GMT -5

A light in the darkness. Some dingy backroom at the arena where little can be seen other than the porcelain skin of The Gothic Goddess and the single candle that flickers below her face. Natasha is calm, composed. Almost freakishly so, many would argue the almost is misplaced, as she slowly addresses the camera.

Natasha:
Oh to be as naive as Ms La Fey. Oh to have not seen what I have seen, done what I have done. Oh to regard the world through a child’s eyes, to be unable to break the programming of my upbringing. Oh to have the cheek to respond to being called a shallow marketing tool by pronouncing the greatness of your own t-shirt. For you are protecting your list of other wrestlers, your company’s reputation. I, however, am protecting something far more important. I shall play your game for a little while, Linda. I am aware that you like listing things. Allow me to begin a list of my own.

Aontroim. Ard Mhacha. Áth Cliath. An Cabhán.

Subs:
Antrim. Armagh. Dublin. Cavan.

Natasha:
The Shasanaigh may have taken our land and subdued us for many years but it was the Romans and their foreign religion that did the most damage. Candlemass, May Day, Lammas, All Hallow’s Eve? No. Imbolc, Beltane, Lughnasadh, Samhain. Bury the old religion with trappings of the new? This displeases we old gods. Taking the daughter of The Dagda, the Goddess of Childbirth, Inspration and the Hearth and moulding her wholesale into a Saint? All to keep us down. We must fight for who we are.

Ceatharlach. Ciarraí. Cill Chainnigh. Cill Dara.

Subs:
Carlow. Kerry. Kilkenny. Kildare.

Natasha:
Strength through suffering. That is our nature. Why our laments, our tales of murder and betrayal are still upbeat. We, as a people, have always had to fight to survive. And so glory on the field of battle, whether it’s resistance against the invaders from across the North Sea or our bitter neighbours to the west, we fight as we always have.

Cill Mhantáin. An Clár. Corcaigh. Doire.

Subs:
Wicklow. Clare. Cork. Derry.

Natasha:
And yet it is merely the jollity, the songs of celebration people hear when they hear the name of our country. Because they don’t hear the name “Éireann.” They hear Ireland. The do not hear the anthem of our people, “Amhrán na bhFiann,” The Soldier’s Song. They hear the music of the pub. Not an anthem for battle. Music to drink a pint of the black stuff to. 1759. When I want to taste the homeland I know how to distil poitín and my Crows know how to man the still.

Dún na nGall. An Dún. Fear Manach. Gaillinmh.

Subs:
Donegal. Down. Fermanagh. Galway.

Natasha:
So when I attack you, Linda, I do not do it for one upmanship. I do not do it to gain a psychological advantage, that would be my brother-in-law’s stock in trade. I do it to defend our heritage. To point out how you have become what the foreign market expects from a Coleen. What those people want is someone who dresses in green, plays the banjo and celebrates “St Patty’s Day.” Which is the wrong way to shorten the name of that enemy of Gaeldom.

An Iamhí. Laois. Liatroim. Loch Garman.

Subs:
Westmeath. Laois. Leitrim. Wexford.

Natasha:
I wager that the only words of An Ghaeilge you have spoken since you left Secondary school are telling people to kiss your ass and toasting their drinks. I know the mother tongue is weak in the capital but I learned fragments from Aisling Fitzpatrick, she who walked through the walls to teach me what I am. I have made it my business to learn more. When those who have passed make the effort to educate you, you listen.

An Longfort. Lú. Luimneach. Maigh Eo.

Subs:
Longford. Louth. Limerick. Mayo.

Natasha:
You walk a path, Linda. I do not like one bit where it is heading. Of course I approve of your Amazon title victories, how could I not? But the path of conformity, of acceptance. Or Riverdance and Leprechauns and four leaf clovers. Of saying the word “Luck” enough times that it burrows into a person’s brain. Is this who you are? This cannot stand. By The Dagda I will not let it stand.

An Mhí. Muineachán. Port Láirge. Ros Comáin.

Subs:
Meath. Monaghan. Waterford. Roscommon.

Natasha:
I’m not trying to kill you, Linda. It’s not your time. Every ounce of pain I inflict, every bead of sweat and drop of blood you leave in that ring from my actions are not meant to hurt you. I’m trying to save you, Linda. To save you from being that Coleen in a “Kiss Me I’m Irish” shirt. To save you from your most dangerous opponent. Greater than Suzi Spitz or the Hired Killers or Blaze Freya. Greater than any of the competitors you have faced off with in the past. I’m trying to save you from yourself.

Sligeach. Tiobraid. Tír Eoghain. Uibb Fhaílí.

Subs:
Sligo. Tipperrary. Tyrone. Offaly.

Natasha:
I am Natasha Niamh Fitzpatrick-Murphy. I am the Goddess of Love, of Battle, of Death, of Fate. I fight because it is what I am. I fight for my family. My followers. OUR people. You want to win for the members of the Amazons division? I have thirty two reasons to beat you.

I fight because that is WHO I AM.

And I am going to change who you are.

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 8, 2022 5:29:30 GMT -5

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Linger, Cranberries hits and Lucky Linda makes her way down the ramp way, high fiving the fans.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is a first round No Man’s Land Tournament match. Introducing first, hailing from Dublin, Ireland. Coming in at 5’5 and 130 pounds .... LUCKY LINDA LA FEY!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda looks focused. I tell you Andy, I have never seen her so fired up as she was at Natasha’s comments. She is on a mission tonight!

Andrew Fulton : A doomed mission. Natasha is the goddess! Goddess of Love, of Battle, of Death, of Fate. Linda doesn't stand a chance.

Jeremy Tucker : I beg to differ. Linda has seen and faced them all, while Natasha IS next level and a new threat. I have faith Linda can get past her.

[As the rhythmic beats of the bodhran signal the start of “Lilith, Kali, Nemesis, Morrigan” by Inkubus Sukkubus pound out, smoke rises from around the ring, billowing into a thick grey fog that completely obscures the ring. The ritualistic chanting begins to sound…

LILITH, KALI, NEMESIS, MORRIGAN,

QUEEN OF THE DARKNESS, QUEEN OF THE NIGHT.

…and the smoke begins to clear. Standing in the middle of the ring is Natasha. She stares out into the crowd, letting the last of her smoke drift away and lets out a spine-chilling scream before taking off her feathered cape and awaiting the start of the match.

Andrew Fulton : I once heard a woman scream like that. It was back in ….

Jeremy Tucker : Just stop. No one wants to hear about that.

Andrew Fulton : Well, some do.

Jeremy Tucker : No. No one does. Referee Vick Mackey calls for the bell and we are underway. What a first round match up, these two have exchanged words in the build up and it has escalated quickly. This could well be the main event of the night and everyone would be happy.

Andrew Fulton : But it's not the main event Jerry. It's the first round and one of these girls is going home unhappy.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda charges at Natasha no selling her scream and wails away with a flurry of lefts and rights and Natasha stands there no selling them, is she impervious to pain?

Andrew Fulton : She seems to be! How come we are only seeing her now? Where has she been the last few years?

Jeremy Tucker : XHF.

Andrew Fulton : Ohhh, well, we were too eh Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Indeed we were. Natasha with a back elbow rocks Linda. Quickly follows it up with a spinning back fist.

Andrew Fulton : Front kick by Natasha! She is all over Linda!

Jeremy Tucker : She is clearly bigger and stronger. But Linda has the fight inside her. She may not hit as hard as Natasha, but she can take a kicking and keep on ticking. She has worked on her stamina for years and no one in SWAT can last longer!

Andrew Fulton : Natasha isn't from SWAT! I don’t think Linda has ever faced any one of the likes of Natasha! She is manhandling her!

Jeremy Tucker : Pendulum Backbreaker by Natahsa!

Andrew Fulton : She just broke Linda in half! She isn’t looking so ‘lucky’ right now Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Octopus Stretch! Natasha with the Octopus stretch on Linda! She is really having her way with Linda.

Andrew Fulton : Linda is out of her depth here. She should just tap out now and end this.

Jeremy Tucker : She will never do that! She screams so at Natasha and Mackey as he asks her if she will quit.

Andrew Fulton : Foolish woman!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda slips out of the hold, countering and hip tosses Natasha down to the mat! Natasha jumps back to her feet in a rage and Linda fires away, delivering a big dropkick!

Andrew Fulton : Clothesline by Linda! She plays to the crowd and the Amazons arena erupts for her. What a show boat!

Jeremy Tucker : She loves these fans! She loves who she is! She never waivers, not for anyone! Least of all for Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : She’ll waiver! Whether she wants to or not!

Jeremy Tucker : Side Irish (Russian) leg sweep by Linda! Natasha won't like the name of that move!

Andrew Fulton : You know what Jerry! I think she’s onto something! Linda IS a walking cliche!

Jeremy Tucker : What a crock! Linda is proud of her heritage and wears her heart on her sleeve! Natasha is a dinosaur clinging to long gone ways and beliefs!

Andrew Fulton : Ouch! Many have called us that Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Indeed. You see, it is ok to be a relic, if you aren’t offensive to anyone. Or, even if you are offensive to some, so long as they are not a minority. If a minority is offended by your relic beliefs, you are an outcast. If it’s the modern day masses offended, no one cares.

Andrew Fulton : Since when did you become so jaded Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Since someone as nice and caring and loving as Linda is personally attacked by the likes of this Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : Well, get used to it pal! Truth is truth! Agenda’s don’t matter in this, this is not about that, this is a fight! A war!

Jeremy Tucker : And may the best girl win! Forearm smash by Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : That rocked Linda!

Jeremy Tucker : She pushes past it and lands a huge chop on Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : No effect! Natasha grabs Linda and delivers a vertical suplex!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda fights back with a snap suplex!

Andrew Fulton : Snap suplex right back by Natasha!

Jeremy Tucker : Move for move! Linda now with a Northern Lights Suplex!

Andrew Fulton : It’s a suplex off! Both a bit slower back to their feet …. German suplex by Natasha!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda still fighting … Exploder suplex! Linda covers Natasha!

One ……..

Two ……..

Natasha kicks out, with authority!

Andrew Fulton : What a kick out, Linda flew halfway across the ring.

Jeremy Tucker : Dragon suplex by Natasha! She is relentless! Covers Linda ….

One ……..

Two ……..

Thre …. Linda rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : I think that was three?

Jeremy Tucker : Only two. Irish (German) suplex by Linda! I am digging her moves names, especially tonight!

Andrew Fulton : You are such a kiss ass.

Jeremy Tucker : You are such a wannabe. Wannabe KGB. Wannabe ReV. Wannabe Blaze fanboy. Now wannabe Natasha mark?

Andrew Fulton : I was a Bandit! And Blaze and I share a special friendship! I like Natasha and am a fan of what I have seen from her. That's not a mark.

Jeremy Tucker : Pffft. Scissor kick by Linda!

Andrew Fulton : Natasha shakes it off … Spinning heel kick by Natasha!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda wont stop! Big roundhouse kick!

Andrew Fulton : See that! Natasha just brushed it off! Roundhouse Kick of her own! Linda is DOWN!

Jeremy Tucker : These two can’t continue at this pace for much longer.

Andrew Fulton : LINDA can’t continue at this pace for much longer!

Jeremy Tucker : IRA (Yakuza) kick by Linda! Brutal! It rocked Natasha and Linda dives on her and hooks a leg with the cover ….

One ……..

Two ……..

THRE … NO! Kick out by Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : She won’t stop!

Jeremy Tucker : Neither woman will! Both slowly get to their feet!

Andrew Fulton : Running elbow strike by Natasha!

Jeremy Tucker : No! Linda ducked under it … Backstabber by Linda! Natasha wont stay down … Linda watches her get back up … she is measuring her … SUPERKICK! ANOTHER COVER BY LINDA!

One ……..

Two ……..

THR …. Kick out by Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : Natahsa fights back again … running leg lariat! Standing knee drop!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda fights back … SIDE EFFECT! Linda is not going to be denied! ROLL THE DICE!!!!! She got it! Yes! Covers!

One ………

Two ……..

THRE … Natasha rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : YES! Told you she can’t be held down Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Hangman’s neckbreaker by Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : Executed to perfection!

Jeremy Tucker : Somersault Neck Snap! She may have just broken Linda’s neck!

Andrew Fulton : She is honing in on that neck. Linda is out!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Natasha. Lateral press.

One ……..

Two ………

THRE … Linda rolls the shoulder!

Andrew Fulton : Damn!

Jeremy Tucker : They cant have much more left in the tank either woman! IRISH (Canadian) DESTROYER!!!! Linda with the destroyer!!!!

Andrew Fulton : She is something!

Jeremy Tucker : I know right! You can't keep her down~!

Andrew Fulton : But check it! Natasha is getting back up from it! I don’t believe it!

Jeremy Tucker : Trouble in Paradise! What a kick by Linda! That's got to be it!

One ……..

Two ……..

THREE!

NO! Natasha kicked out last second!

Andrew Fulton : Phew!

Jeremy Tucker : Backbreaker by Natasha! She should be done! How can she fight back like this?

Andrew Fulton : She is a beast Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Seal The Gates!!! (Figure Four Neck Lock) Linda writhing in pain!

Andrew Fulton : Natasha has been going after the neck all match and now we see why!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda reaching out wildly for the ropes … she can't get to them!

Andrew Fulton : TAP!

Jeremy Tucker : NO! Linda rolls around and counters and somehow gets Natasha’s shoulders on the mat!

One ……..

Two ……..

THR … Natasha breaks the hold and the cover in process!

Andrew Fulton : Throne Of Blood!!! (Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex) Natasha is a machine! And Linda is DONE!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Natasha!

One ……..

Two ……..

Kick out by Linda!

Andrew Fulton : Natasha screams at the top of her lungs in frustration! I long to hear screams like that Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Shut up! X FACTOR! Linda with the X Factor to Natasha! She goes to the top rope!

Andrew Fulton : This has been a war Jerry! How can this only be the opening match?

Jeremy Tucker : It’s for all the marbles!

Andrew Fulton : Do people even play or know what marbles are these days?

Jeremy Tucker : Natasha getting back to her feet again, she is like a terminator! BLOCKBUSTER! Linda was waiting on her like a hunter! She hooks the leg after the Blockbuster ….

One ……………

Two …………………

THREE!!!!!!

NO!!!! Natasha kicked OUT!!!

Andrew Fulton : Damn straight she did!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda comes for Natasha signaling this is it … NO! Time Runs Out!! (Turning Uppercut Palm Strike) by Natasha!

Andrew Fulton : YES!

Jeremy Tucker : I think that may have knocked Linda out!

Andrew Fulton : Linda is slumped in the corner …. Natasha runs to the opposite corner and then bounces off and goes for the Corner to Corner Running Single Leg Dropkick. The Ravens Talon!

Jeremy Tucker : NO!!! Linda rolls out of the way and check it out! Natasha is trapped in the ropes!

Andrew Fulton : NO!

Jeremy Tucker : RUNNING CANNONBALL INTO A 450 MISSILE DROP KICK BY LINDA! What a move!

Andrew Fulton : Wow!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda goes to the top rope again! LUCKY DIP!!!!

LUCKY DIP!!!!

LUCKY DIP!!!!!! (450 top rope splash)

Cover!

One ……..

Two ……..

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She got it!

Andrew Fulton : What a win. Natasha put up a valiant effort but I told you Linda would prevail.

Jeremy Tucker : You told me no such thing! What a match! That was a war! I hope that is not the last we have seen of Natasha here at SWAT!

Andrew Fulton : Time will tell. She will be where she is meant to be.

Frank Salazar : Winner of the match … LUCKY LINDA LA FEY!!!!!

[Linger blares as Linda jumps on the top rope and rejoices and the fans explode and go wild.]

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 9, 2022 5:40:07 GMT -5

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Post by SWAT eFed on Feb 9, 2022 5:40:07 GMT -5

Jeremy Tucker: Ladies and Gentlemen coming up next another excited match in our annual Amazon tournament. This match I am really looking forward to, an upcoming rising star and a veteran that has just about done it all.

Andrew Fulton: You mean more puppies we get to see.

Jeremy Tucker: Can you seriously get your mind out of the gutter or keep it in your pants.

Andrew Fulton: I can not do either and besides I would like to..

Jeremy Tucker: Ah any event I needed to cut you off and you know the boss around here is a woman.

Andrew Fulton: Been meaning to talk to her about a raise or well … you know.

Jeremy Tucker: I really do not want to know and I am not going to give you a chance to tell the world what you want.

Andrew Fulton: Well that is rude of you.

Jeremy Tucker: Can we please go up into the ring for introduction for our next match.

Andrew Fulton: Hey boss, give me a call for some special benefits if you know what I mean.

[Tucker just throws his hands up. ]

Jeremy Tucker: Frank, please Let's get these introductions in before my partner gets fired.

Andrew Fulton: Come on, the boss knows I am kidding with her.

[He puts an imaginary phone up to his ear.]

Jeremy Tucker: Wow, this city really brings out the nastiest nature in you.

Andrew Fulton: We are in?

Frank Salazar: This match is one fall with a 30 minute time limit.

Andrew Fulton: How rude of Frank.

[The Prodigy by Omen blast out over the sound system.]

Frank Salazar: She weighs in at 120 pounds from Syracuse, New York here is Dakota Jennings.

[Dakota comes out from behind the curtain as she looks into this huge crowd with an intense look in her eyes.]

Jeremy Tucker: Dakota is a young lady that is going places in this company. I really believe she could very well win this tournament.

Andrew Fulton: She could very well do so, but she has a tall order ahead against one of the most dangerous ladies on this roster or in this business.

[Dakota jumps up on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. She looks toward the entrance as she bounces off the ropes as she waits for her opponent.]

Frank Salazar: And her opponent she weighs in at 127 pounds from The Grove in Atlanta, Georgia here is Necra Octavian Kane.

[Welcome to the Show by Equestria Girls blasts over the sound system as Necra steps out from behind the curtain with an evil look in her eyes as she is just looking right through Dakota.]

Jeremy Tucker: A dangerous lady here.

Andrew Fulton: I bet you want to change your pic now. Because this would be my favorite to win.

Jeremy Tucker: I am not betting, and that is illegal.

Andrew Fulton: I was just on fanduel, and put in my bet.

[Necra climbs the steel steps as she steps right through the ropes with an even more intense look in her eyes. The ref looks at the young ladies as he quickly calls for the bell.]

Ding... Ding... Ding...

Jeremy Tucker: The ref has called for the bell, the two young ladies circle each other. As the two are about to lock up Dakota slips in behind as she tries to pick her up for a possible back suplex, but Necra elbows her right in her face, Necra spins around and connects with a hard right hand to Dakota's jaw. Necra quickly connects with a hard knee right to Dakota’s temple. Necra quickly connects with a leg sweep. Necra drops a quick knee right into Dakota's forehead. Necra jumps to her feet as she grabs Dakota's leg and drags her over to the ropes as she places her leg on the second rope, as she jumps up, but Dakota moves her leg as she rolls up Necra.

1 ……….

Andrew Fulton: Necra quickly kicks out. Dakota gets to her feet, as she charges toward Necra who quickly picks her up and catches her with an over the head suplex. Necra walks over to Dakota as she reaches down and slaps the young lady right in her face. She quickly drags Dakota over to the ropes one again and begins to use the ropes to choke her with it.

1

2

3

4

Jeremy Tucker: She breaks the hold, as she pulls Dakota to her feet, as she backs her into the ropes and lays in a couple of knife edge chops. Necra quickly with a hard Irish whip into the far corner as Dakota comes out Necra catches her with a hard clothesline. She goes for the cover.

1

2

Andrew Fulton: Dakota kicks out. Necra quickly goes in and slaps on a triangle chokehold, as Dakota tries to reach those ropes, but she appears to be fading as she tries to stretch to reach those ropes, as she finally does so. Necra kicks Dakota right to the floor. Necra jumps to the floor, as she grabs Dakota as he slams her face first into the ring post. Necra throws her right back into the ring. Necra steps right back through the ropes, as Necra begins to lay in several knee strikes to the ribs of Dakota. Necra then begins to lay in a few sledge hammer blows to the back of the neck of Dakota. Necra pulls Dakota as she picks her up, as she is about to hit a vertical suplex, but Dakota catches with a small package.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Necra reverse it.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Andrew Fulton: Necra kicks out. Both ladies get to their feet, as Necra tries to go for a clothesline but Dakota ducks as she grabs Necra by her waist as she connects with a German suplex. Dakota gets to her feet as she lays in open palm strikes right to Necra's face. She quickly jumps on Necra and begins to lay in fists of fury, several rights and lefts. Dakota jumps to her feet as she looks down at Necra as she waits for her to get to her feet and she springs off the ropes and connects with a springboard dropkick. Dakota gets to her feet as she goes back to the ropes as she jumps off and catches Necra with a moonsault, she goes for the cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Necra just kicks out. Dakota pulls Necra to her feet as she whips her into the ropes as Dakota races in and catches her with a spinning heel kick. She quickly grabs her legs as it appears that she might be getting ready to lock in the Texas cloverleaf but Necra reaches up as she rolls her in a small package.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Andrew Fulton: Dakota kicks out, as the two get to their feet and Dakota tries for a spinning heel kick, but she misses and Necra quickly catches Dakota with an ankle high German suplex. Necra drops down and slaps on the iron claw. Dakota is trying to reach the ropes, but it appears Dakota is fading really fast, as the ref checks her right arm.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Dakota’s arm does not go down, as she tries her best to get to her feet and she is able to do so, Necra tries to clap down, but she makes a quick move as she quickly goes right into a Russian leg sweep right into a facebuster. She goes in for the cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Andrew Fulton Dakota just kicks out. Necra pulls Dakota to her feet as she picks her up and drops her chest first across the top ropes as Dakota's body is just hanging over the ropes. Necra races into the ropes and catches her with a kick right to the gut which knocks Dakota right to the floor. Necra drops to the floor, as she throws a hard right hand. She is about to whip Dakota into the steel steps but Dakota reverses it as she grabs Necra and connects with a spinebuster right up against the steel steps. Dakota rolls Necra back into the ring. Dakota jumps up on the ring apron as Necra gets to her feet as she springs back into the ring, and grabs Necra neck and connects with spinning ddt. She goes for a cover …..

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Necra kicks out. Dakota gets to her feet, she pulls Necra to her feet as she grabs her by the back of Necra’s neck and she picks her up and connects with a dragon suplex, she goes for another quick cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Andrew Fulton: Necra kicks out. Dakota pulls Necra to her feet and connects with a nice back fist and then quickly connects with a step up enziguri, Necra drops to one knee, as she quickly grabs the back of Necra’s neck, as she races toward the ropes and she climbs them, she is trying for the sliced bread, but Necra blocks it as she tosses her right into the mat face first. Necra races in and connects with a on the mat frankensteiner, she goes for the cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Dakota just kicks out. Necra pulls Dakota to her feet as she does she Irish whips her into a far corner but Dakota jumps up on the ropes, she is about to connect with a crossbody block but Necra ducks but Dakota fakes her out, as she comes off the ropes and she connects with a sunset flip as she gets the cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Andrew Fulton: Necra just kicks out, Dakota gets to her feet as she connects with a hard right hand to Necra's jaw. Dakota races into the ropes, as she tries for a shinning wizard but she misses. Necra quickly moves in and slaps on the Serpent. Necra has it in tight, as she is pulling back on that ankle. Dakota is trying to reach for those ropes, but Necra pulls back, as she is about to tap out as the ref is asking her, but she is able at the very last minute to get to the ropes. Necra lays in a few boots to the side of Dakota's head. Necra pulls Dakota to her feet, as she grabs Dakota by her waist as catches her with a German suplex but holds on, as Necra bridges out as she pulls her up and tries for another what appears to be a German suplex but Dakota counters with a backcracker. She goes for the cover.

1 ……..

2 ……..

Jeremy Tucker: Necra just kicks out. Dakota quickly races out to the top rope, as she climbs up, but as she does Necra races up to those ropes, as the two begin to slug it out. Necra lays in a headbutt, she tries for a superplex, but Dakota blocks it as she kicks Necra’s knee as she slips and drops down throat first into the top ropes as she falls back. Dakota gets her straight as she jumps off the ropes and connects with a frog splash. No!!! Necra got the knees up. Both women slowly make it to their feet/ DKO!!! DKO!!!!! (RKO) Dakota nailed it! She hooks the leg.

1 ……..

2 ……..

3!!!!!!!

Ding.. ding...

Frank Salazar: HERE IS YOUR WINNER DAKOTA JENNINGS....

Andrew Fulton: Dakota wins this big match, she advances.

Jeremy Tucker: It was a great match and Dakota came out on top. Some might consider this an upset. Dakota turned the tables though on Necra’s win last show.

Andrew Fulton: Some might, but now she must put her focus on the rest of the tournament.

Jeremy Tucker: That means Lucky Linda next round, the woman she recently betrayed!!!! Dakota continues to celebrate in the ring. We must take a break. We’ll be right back!

Ask not, what can your fed do for you? Ask, what can YOU do for your fed!

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 9, 2022 19:46:53 GMT -5 frostbite52 likes this

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Post by SinclairGodfrey on Feb 9, 2022 19:46:53 GMT -5

Katie Moss looks nervous as she stands between the hulking forms of the masked Oblivion Death Squad, and she is face to face with the wickedly grinning Sinclair Godfrey. Godfrey is of course, dressed for business beneath her long black coat as she lifts a hand, the Death Squad step back still glaring at Moss. Katie forces a smile, and lifts the mic before looking around at the trio. 'Sinclair Godfrey, tonight you are looking to rebound from a loss--'

Katie flinched as Moloch hissed from behind his mask, his fingers curling into a fist. She swallowed, and glanced at Sinclair Godfrey who sniffed before she shook her head. 'You must be mistaken, Katie. I didn't lose my match last week, in fact if you check the record books? You will see it was declared a no contest due to referee's error.'

Katie blinked, and looked confused before she shook her head. 'Um, I am not--'

Sinclair lifted a hand, and she leaned closer as her teeth were bared in an evil smile that even Donzig would have been proud of. 'You think I threatened the referee, CWA officials, and the SWAT Board of Directors to have the decision changed, Katie? You think I would do that, that I am so petty? The referee made a mistake, and it was corrected.'

Katie frowned, and then looked at the looming Moloch and Mormo before saying nothing. Sinclair shrugged, and continued.

'You see some people might think that 'No Man's Land' has shifted, that maybe the death grip I have on this division has loosened. But, no.' Sinclair paused, winking. 'No, no, no. It still runs through me, that Amazons title is mine the minute I decide to take it. Canelli? No. Olympia? No. Zoey Cannon? Whoever that is? No. You see Katie Moss, this entire tournament belongs to the Baroness, that title belongs to the Baroness. I am the Hand of the Scourge, and Oblivion whispers to me! And no woman, no one on this roster or in this tournament? Is even on my level!'

Sinclair snaps a finger under Katie's nose, and she glares as her lips press together in a thin line. 'So I hope the Don, and Olympia pay extra attention tonight. I hope they take notes, and which what I do to Zoey because I am coming for them sooner then they think. I am going to send the pair of you, both of you screaming down into the Void! Understand that! But first there is Zoey Cannon.'

Sinclair shrugged, and her eyes narrowed on Katie Moss before a hand lifted to brush through her hair. 'I don't know anything about Zoey, I don't need to know anything about Zoey. You see because I am the Baroness Sinclair Godfrey, and I am the most dangerous woman in the CWA! I am the most dangerous woman in SWAT! And I am going to beat Zoey from pillar to post, and I am sure she is a fine young competitor? But--'

A pause.

'--not against me. Not against Sinclair Godfrey, you get that Katie Moss? Has Zoey battled the Dark Stars? Did Zoey fight the best tag teams in the world to finish third place in the Anzac Cup? No, she hasn't done any of these things! I have! You understand that? If Zoey walks out of this match, out of No Man's Land in one piece? It is because I felt like being kind, like I felt being merciful! But after last week? I don't feel very merciful!'

Sinclair paused, and Katie smiled slightly as she lifted the mic. 'Oh, what happened last week that has you so angry?'

Sinclair froze, her face becoming a pale mask of fury as she turned to stare at Katie Moss. Her eyes narrowed, and her hands twisted into claws at her side as she stepped forward. Katie flinched backwards, and pressed against the silent forms of the Death Squad as Sinclair hissed. A hand lifting, and her lips twisted before she let her hand fall with a shrug before shaking her head.

She turned away, spinning on her heel before she stalked down the hall with her coat billowing behind her. And the Death Squad followed after a minute, Mormo glaring at Katie before he snarled something in Armenian.

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As "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers begins to softly play the crowd starts going wild like a stampede as they part like the Red Sea, as "The Classic" Jeremiah Colton comes riding in on his black and white American Sorraia Mustang, named Rebel followed by his two sons Jimmy and Justin Colton as they ride their prize stallions as well. As they ride up to the ring making their way into the ring after tying the horses to the ring barrier. They then collectively stand in the center of the ring both boys stand behind Jeremiah Colton as he begins to talk.

*The Classic*
"No Mans Land" is one show closer to the Anzac Tag Team tournament, and my boys Justin and Jimmy Colton are prepared and ready to rope those championships quickly and easily. You see the Colton family are familiar with wearing and winning championships. Now we are ready to take the SWAT Tag Team gold.

He steps back allowing the two boys to stand beside him as he introduces them.

*The Classic*
You all recognize this young man next to me, "The Whiskey Kid" Justin Colton, Let me tell you just one thing about my son Justin, he loves his whiskey but he loves serving up "The Whiskey Whisper" to his opponents even more.

The crowd starts chanting "WHISKEY", "WHISKEY" as Justin Colton begins to walk around the ring. Jimmy Colton grabs the microphone from his father Jeremiah taking control of his own introduction.

*Snake Eyes*
Today is the day you all will remember, as it's the day that the Colton family staked claim to tag team championships. No one can stop us, they can't pin a wild horse, but most of all they will never get up from "The Bull Blast".

Jimmy smiles at the crowd as he tosses his cowboy hat into the crowd and the microphone to his father Jeremiah.

*The Classic*
Tonight we will watch the show but soon we will be the main event of the show, and all I have to say to anyone we face or entering the Anzac tournament... Welcome to the Rodeo!!!

"The Gambler" begins to play again as the three men climb out of the ring and jump back onto their horses to ride out.

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 11, 2022 14:37:44 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, BlazeFNfreya, and 3 more like this

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Post by BRAVE1 on Feb 11, 2022 14:37:44 GMT -5

[Tip Toe.]

[Tip Toe.]

[The flashlight jolts up, down and all around.]

[The back entrance door creaks.]

[...]

[Click.]

[The door latches quietly.]

[Our dimmed beam of light guides us from here.]

[One Step.]

[Two Steps.]

[Three?]

"What are you doing?"

[The voice startles our hero as he drops the flashlight on the ground, breaking the glass around the bulb.]

[Oxford Osland.]

[Our hero looks around hoping to see the person who has caught him in the act.]

Osland: "Why, uh, Who goes there?"

Benny: "It's Benny. Katie Moss' assistant."

[Osland snaps out of it, knowing that he's capable of pulling the wool over this poor sap's eyes.]

Osland: "Benny, why aren't you standing at attention?"

Benny: "I, Uh..."

Osland: "SILENCE!"

[Osland finally decides it's safe to stop sneaking around backstage hoping to go undetected.]

Osland: "Your leader and Sacrificial Idol of SWAT stands before you. Now, that I've been so rudely interrupted, I guess it's high time that I stop checking the building for discrepancies."

Benny: "Trying to keep a low-profile tonight?"

[Osland turns his head so quickly to face Benny that it cracks.]

Osland: "I guess you could say that..."

Benny: "That wouldn't have anything to do with you losing to Eddie D does..."

Osland: "SILENCE!"

[The jig is up.]

Osland: "It just so happens that Eddie D isn't a nice guy after all. Oh no, Eddie D is the biggest scam artist in SWAT. He hides behind this 'nice guy' persona - when he's no more than a two-bit thief. In fact, Eddie D went out of his way to take every shortcut in the book at Newyear's Nightmare. He went low, he went for the eyes, he dug his fingers into my eye sockets..."

[Benny looks confused, as he tries to remember if this actually happened or not.]

Osland: "I demand that SWAT owernship issue a drug test to it's World Champion. That's right, I've been in the ring with many strong guys before - and I haven't ever felt that kind of strength before. Eddie D is definitely on the gas, and liable to start raging around the backstage area."

Benny: "Eddie D is my favourite wrestler."

[Osland looks like he might strangle the young lad.]

Osland: "Oh really? Well, where is he, huh? Hiding somewhere under Trixie's skirt? Avoiding your Sacrificial Idol after the miscarriage of justice that ensued in our match?"

[Benny is too frightened to answer. Plus, it's likely rhetorical anyway.]

Osland: "I should be the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion right now. I'm already the 2021 SWAT Wrestler of the Year. I'm Already the Sacrificial Idol of SWAT. Eddie D's days are numbered, that I can assure you."

Benny: "So, why don't you just take out all of your frustrations on the 29 other wrestlers that are competing in the SWAT Rumble?"

Osland: "Obviously that's what I'm here to do..."

Benny: "Well Actually..."

[Osland raises his hand and benny cowers.]

Osland: "Now... Take me to your leader."

[Benny sheepishly walks forward towards the office that he shares with Katie Moss. As SWAT's number one reporter, Katie is always privy to her own personal suite at the arenas.]

[As they approach, Benny scurries ahead and points to the room where Katie is. Osland tells him to get lost, to which he complies.]

Osland: "Katie... Oh Katie Darling... "

[WHAM!]

[Her Suite Door Slams!]

[Osland approaches and looks through the window. It appears as though Katie Moss is busy interviewing someone else. Osland is so full of himself that he believes his story and his presence trumps anyone and everyone. So, he knocks.]

[Knock.]

[Knock.]

[...]

[Nothing.]

Osland: "Katie, open up!"

[We watch as Katie pauses her interview, picks up her cell phone to send a text message to someone.]

Osland: "Katie, I gave you your big break, you said it yourself. Remember? It's me, Ox! The Sacrificial Idol of SWAT!"

[...]

[Crickets.]

[Suddenly, two large security guards round the corner and make a beeline for Osland. Osland looks through the glass one more time to see Katie pressing on with her interview. Osland suddenly deduces that Katie is too busy for him, and that she has sent her personal security team after Osland to keep him from being a disturbance.]

Security: "Hey, You..."

[Osland snarls.]

[While he might be oblivious, he's not stupid.]

Osland: "Just what do you two goofs intend to do?"

Security: "You're a public disturbance and..."

[WHACK!]

[WHACK!]

[Osland throws a nice one-two combo that lands clan, dropped both security guards to their knees.]

Osland: "HADOUKEN!!"

[In his best Ryu pose, Osland rears back and hits both men with one connected punch that drops them both.]

[Osland rolls his shoulders and then his neck.]

[The SWAT 2021 Wrestler of the Year Trophy.]

[it's as if he believes it gives him super powers.]

Osland: "Who's Next? Huh? Who else want some?"

[...]

[Silence.]

[Nobody is within earshot.]

Osland: "That's what I thought..."

[Deadpan.]

Osland: "Tonight, your leader walks into battle to defend the honour of the oppressed..."

"Tonight, I become the voice of the voiceless...."

"Tonight, I crack the skulls of those who oppose..."

"Tonight, I reclaim my position as the number one contender to the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship."

[...]

Osland: "Who's going to stop me?"

[Smirk.]

[Cut.]

Last Edit: Feb 11, 2022 14:45:12 GMT -5 by BRAVE1

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No Man's Land 2022 (Show) Feb 11, 2022 21:21:32 GMT -5 BlazeFNfreya likes this

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Post by SWAT eFed on Feb 11, 2022 21:21:32 GMT -5

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is a 1st round No Man's Land Tournament match up. Introducing first. She hails from Blackpool, England. Coming in at 5’6 & 125 lbs … The Blackpool Bombshell! BLAZE FREYA!!!!!

The arena darkens and fans erupt into loud cheers as “Collapsing” by Demon Hunter blasts through the speakers. Red, pink and purple lights flicker on and off in rapid succession creating a beautiful strobe effect over the stage as none other than The Blackpool Bombshell herself, Blaze Freya comes out from behind the curtain, walking backwards onto the stage with a charismatic strut. Her black hood covers her lowered head until she spins around triggering the lights to brighten to reveal her gorgeous face as she removes the hood, headbanging with the fans a bit. She nods in approval hearing the roar of the crowd, feeding off of their excitement then rolls her shoulders a few times, sprinting down the ramp and sliding into the center of the ring, humping it briefly. Blaze then leans back on her knees running her fingers through her long black hair, flirtatiously winking at the nearest camera before standing up to her feet and walking back to her corner to await her opponent with a determined look on her face

Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent, she hails from Arlington Texas and is coming in at 5’2 & 115 pounds … ‘One of a Kind’ … LINDSEY CALAWAY!!!!’

The Lights go out and Lindsey's video comes up on the titan tron as smoke comes up from the top of the ramp as Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold plays on P.A system as Lindsey walks out. She walks through the smoke as she flings her hair back and stands on top of the ramp looking into the crowd.She holds up both of her hands in the air as she forms them into the rock and roll sign and the fans stand on their feet for her.

Jeremy Tucker : Calaway looks ready Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : She looks TINY! Blaze isn’t the biggest either but even she towers over her!

Jeremy Tucker : Don’t let her size fool you Foolton. She is a pocket rocket! And she has been doing this a longgg time!

Andrew Fulton : Well, so has Blaze! Blaze is going to make chop liver of this entree served meal.

Ding, ding, ding.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Ruth Langmore calls for the bell and we are underway. They both lock up and Blaze with the size and power advantage forces Lindsey into the corner and then gives a clean break. Calaway shoves Blaze and Blaze takes offense and shoves her back and then they both start trading blows.

Andrew Fulton : Blaze gets the better of the exchange and now with some knee strikes. Lindsey trying to cover up but Blaze looks really determined. She wants this whole tourney and she told me earlier when we were talking that she wants to finish this one early so has plenty in the tank for the next two matches.

Jeremy Tucker : Trust you to name drop that you were talking with her earlier. Another knee strike from Blaze. Calaway looks in deep trouble early … No! Calaway with a counter slides around Blaze and a big German suplex!

Andrew Fulton : Blaze quick to her feet after it and Lindsey catches her with a tilt a whirl slam! Wowee!

Jeremy Tucker : Look at Lindsey go! Inverted curb stomp! Drops for a cover and Ruth with the count ….

One ….

Blaze kicks out easily.

Andrew Fulton : Far too early. You don’t get a veteran and star like Blaze like that.

Jeremy Tucker : Looks like they both want to finish it early Andy.

Andrew Fulton : Blaze with a pop up European uppercut. That rocked the One of a Kind!

Jeremy Tucker : Blaze all over Lindsey now, discuss clothesline! A big vertical suplex and then a bicycle kick executed to perfection!

Andrew Fulton : Blaze has the best kicks in the game, I put it down to them legs. (he starts to drool)

Jeremy Tucker : Get a hold of yourself man. Blaze with a roundhouse kick now! She is putting on a clinic! She measures Lindsey …. SUPERKICK! The cover ….

One ……..

Two ……..

Kick out by Lindsey.[/center]

Andrew Fulton : Come on Ruth! That was three!

Jeremy Tucker : Clearly two. Blaze whips Lindsey to the ropes but Lindsey reverses it and catches Blaze with a Lou Thesz press on the rebound. Lindsey then with a facebuster and she goes to work on the leg of Blaze.

Andrew Fulton : Watch them legs, Lindsey! They are insured by Lloyds of London you know Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Lindsey still working on the legs. She is torquing them and stretching them.

Andrew Fulton : Ohhh to be between them.

Jeremy Tucker : Did you just say that out loud? What is wrong with you!

Andrew Fulton : Oppps. (drools some more)

Jeremy Tucker : (shakes his head) Sharpshooter! Sharp Shooter by Lindsey! This could be it!

Andrew Fulton : No way! Blaze don’t tap!

Jeremy Tucker : You never know. Lindsey has it in tight.

Andrew Fulton : Blaze telling Ruth she will never quit. She reaches back and grabs a handful of Lindseys hair and then with the other hand gouges the eyes of Lindsey and Lindsey breaks the hold blinded. What a counter!

Jeremy Tucker : Ruth admonishing Blaze for the eye gouge.

Andrew Fulton : Whatever it takes Jerry. Beside. She IS the GM! She gets a little leniency, right?

Jeremy Tucker : No! That isn’t how it works.

Andrew Fulton : Well, it should.

Jeremy Tucker : Irish whip by Blaze … back handspring head scissor DDT! What a move!

Andrew Fulton : The Amazons arena explodes for that! She nailed it! Blaze now with the phenomenal forearm. Covers Lindsey.

Jeremy Tucker : Ruth with the count.

One ……..

Two ……..

Thre … NO! Lindsey kicked out.

Andrew Fulton : Finish her BLAZE!

Jeremy Tucker : Blaze goes for a double stomp but Lindsey rolled out of the way and Blaze lands awkwardly on that ankle. Same injured ankle from New Years Fulton!

Andrew Fulton : It can’t be. Not again.

Jeremy Tucker : Lindsey swoops on her and stomps on the ankle. Relentless. Single leg Boston Crab, all the while twisting the ankle.

Andrew Fulton : Nooooo!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Blaze is inching to the ropes … she won't give in!

Andrew Fulton : SHE MADE IT!

Jeremy Tucker : Ruth telling Lindsey to break the hold, she holds it for a good long 4 count then releases. Then stomps on the ankle again, she slides out of the ring, grabs the ankle and slams it hard into the steel turnbuckle pole.

Andrew Fulton : Blaze is in a world of hurt here. Where did it all go wrong?

Jeremy Tucker : Lindsey back in the ring. PILEDRIVER!

Andrew Fulton : NOOOO!

Jeremy Tucker : Lindsey not going for the cover, instead heading up top. I think she could have had her there. Cosmic Mark II (Springboard Missile Drop Kick)

Andrew Fulton : Missed it! Blaze saw it coming and just dodged the last moment out of the way.

Jeremy Tucker : Either that or her ankle timely gave out on her to help evade.

Andrew Fulton : Nah. She planned it.

Jeremy Tucker : Blaze back on her feet but favoring the ankle. Grabs Lindsey … DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Planted Calaway's noggin into the canvas! Blaze measures Lindsey, she gets up and Blaze tries for a TORN! (gore) but again her ankle gives way and Lindsey leap frogs her ….. O'CONNOR ROLL! BLAZE WITH THE O’CONNOR ROLL!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Ruth with the count ….

One ……..

Two ……..

THREE!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : YESSSSS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Blaze got her! Big win with the GM!

Andrew Fulton : Knew she would. One down, two to go!

Jeremy Tucker : Impressive outing also by Calaway. She could go a long way here at the Promise Land.

Frank Salazar : Your winner …. The Blackpool Bombshell” BLAZE FREYA!!!!!!

[Demon Hunter blares as Ruth raises Blaze’s arm in victory and we fade.]

Ask not, what can your fed do for you? Ask, what can YOU do for your fed!

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eddied: I have been writing your match and enjoy writing for you. Let us know. Mar 22, 2022 18:47:15 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: Thanks and I enjoy reading the matches Mar 23, 2022 14:46:42 GMT -5

Frank Windsor: Who You Gonna Call? Mar 24, 2022 14:43:32 GMT -5

vastrix: Me Mar 24, 2022 19:47:38 GMT -5

vastrix: Wait, I won't call me. You'll call me. If you want things done right that is

Mar 24, 2022 19:48:13 GMT -5

craigharris: After spending closed to 15 years on Facebook E-Fed, Craig Harris has jumped over to the Forum E-Fed!

Mar 26, 2022 21:29:02 GMT -5

SWAT eFed: onya Craig. Great to see you over here with these guys. Mar 27, 2022 2:57:18 GMT -5

Frank Windsor: didnt even though FB feds were still a thing. I thought they were just another e-fed fab a while back lol Mar 27, 2022 12:19:44 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: Admins message me Apr 3, 2022 13:21:49 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: cwa-efed.freeforums.net/thread/1237/hello take a look at this link guys thanks Apr 4, 2022 18:57:35 GMT -5

Frank Windsor: i think most people have already moved over to other site vincent. As for admins probably best way is to pm them Apr 5, 2022 12:27:15 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: Did the discord get deleted or was I booted from it Apr 8, 2022 13:10:07 GMT -5

Old Line Jeff: it's been deleted. Apr 9, 2022 21:13:42 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: Hey guys anyone around? Apr 15, 2022 10:56:34 GMT -5

Vincent Wolf: Going to miss this place but I am still checking it out daily. Apr 23, 2022 10:36:28 GMT -5