Post by RobGarcia on Jan 29, 2022 21:46:49 GMT -5
Day: Wednesday, January 19th
Time: 11:43pm
Location: Scotiabank Arena in Halifax, NS.
Our scene opens up in the locker room of the Revenants. Inside we find Jeff scrolling through his tablet while pacing back and forth, and sitting in an ice bath tending his wounds is CruiserWeight champ, Rob Garcia. For some reason Rob has placed cucumbers over his eyes.
Jeff glances over at the ridiculous site that is his best friend and client. He shakes his head in disbelief.
Jeff Rob, what are you doing?
Rob: I'm healing my muscles after that dumb piece of shit Dong Sogs attacked me like some kinda homeless junkie.
Rob says matter of fact like.
Jeff Yeah… But the cucumbers?
Jeff questions and after dwelling on the question for a moment Rob then smirks in a cocky manner.
Rob: Being that up close and personal with Dong Socks I noticed the bags under his eyes… Well, more like suitcases. And I thought to myself, I never want to look like him. So cucumbers is the way to go.
Jeff listens to Rob's explanation and after realizing that was probably the most sense he's ever made, he shrugs and nods in agreement.
Jeff Alright, well, rest those muscles up. You're doing great! You got the highest score in the tourney. Up next is Xiaolong.
Rob takes the cucumbers off his eyes and makes an annoyed expression.
Rob: Xylophone?! That guy is so freaking weird! Why do I have to face him?!
Jeff looks down at his phone.
Jeff Well, because it's the CruiserWeight Cup tournament.
Rob nods in agreement.
Rob: Well the good thing about that weirdo is I've faced him before. I know what I'm getting into. He may be a fucking Jack off, and a total nerd, but when that bell rings Reveng of the Nerds goes out the window and Oger enters the ring.
Jeff chuckles at the rant and agrees with him.
Jeff Yeah so you need to be on your toes. Don't get cocky out there. You're the highest in points but do not make the mistake of thinking Xiaolong won't take you down if you give him the chance. You need to go into that match white hot, and keep going at him! You get on him and stay on him, giving him no room to capitalize on your distractions from the assholes in the crowd.
Rob looks annoyed by the thought of facing Xiaolong.
Rob: Does he still wear his little gimp outfit?
Jeff nods with a giggle.
Rob: What the hell is wrong with this roster, man? Actually what's wrong with this CruiserWeight division?! Look at them. I mean Xylophone is the epitome of the jokes that are in my division. Which is why, when we meet up I am going to burst open the damn and send a flood of ass kicking his way. He's one of the reasons the CruiserWeight division wasn't taken seriously, him and the other clowns in this tournament are the reason! And now! Now that this is my CruiserWeight title, and my CruiserWeight division! I'm going to finished off this masked gimp and take that cup home to where it belongs!
And with that, Rob places the cucumbers back on his eyes and lays his head back to rest.
/\/\/The scene fades to black\/\/\
