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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:57:08 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to a jam packed Antigua Entertainment Centre, ring announcer Frank Salazar in the ring.]
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentleman, we would like to honour the recently deceased Eddie Guerrero with a minutes silence, please ...
Frank motions to the SWAT tron as the lights go out and the image of Eddie appears.
The arena is dead silent in respect for Eddie for a minute and then the image of him fades, replaced by the iFIESTA! logo.
The scene then switches to the SWAT Caribbean studio's, fully decked out in cheesy palm tree's and deck chairs.
Rios Rivera : Hola Amigo's, and welcome to iFiesta!
Pablo Escobar : Terrible-a news-a earlier in the week-a with regards to Eddie-a, but the show-a must-a go on-a.
Pedro Sanitago : That it must my immigrant sounding friend. Tonight we not only see the Bermuda Triangle title up for grabs with the Champion James Fierce defending against Phantom and Main Ingredient, we also will see four qualifying matches in which the winners progress through next week to compete in a fatal four way ... the winner going onto New Years Nightmare to represent the Caribbean with a World Heavyweight Championship shot on the line when we come back from the New Year break on the St Valentines Day Broken Hearts ppv!
Rios Rivera : Also in action tonight we have the much awaited return to the ring of The Enigma Adam Haven ... lets take you to the highlights of his match up right now with Brian Carpenter.
Scene switches to the arena where we see Haven pounding away relentlessly on the rookie Carpenter.
[Shot of Haven with a roaring elbow on Carpenter]
[Shot of Haven with a rolling leg lock.]
[Shot of Haven whipping Carpenter into the corner, following in with a hard clothesline, then nailing him with a series of knife edge chops while he's trapped in the corner.]
[Shot of Haven with a triangle arm bar on Carpenter.]
[Shot of haven opening up the forehead of Carpenter and pummelling him, blood now streaming down the face of Carpenter.]
[Shot of haven still pummelling the open wound which is now more like an open gash on the forehead of Carpenter, blood spraying all over the ring with the onslaught.]
[Shot of the ref moving in to check on the condition of Carpenter, Haven brushing him aside and delivering a choke slam into a back breaker on his knee.]
[Shot of the ref again trying to check on Carpenter, Haven this time executing a shinning wizard on the near unconscious rookie.]
[Shot of Haven locking on a rear naked choke with body scissors, the ref wasting no time in calling for the bell as Carpenter is completely out of it.]
[The End of Heartache - Killswitch Engage hits as the ref raises the arm of Haven ... Haven poses for the crowd then moves over, picks up Carpenter and drills him with the Burning Hammer as we fade back to the studio.]
Back in the Caribbean studio's.
Rios Rivera : Well, looks like Adam Haven has lost nothing in his absence, what an impressive return to action.
Pedro Santiago : The Enigma is one of the true greats of the game, and if that match is anything to go by the rest of SWAT just got put on notice.
Pablo Escobar: how-a about-a the burning hammer-a after the match-a. What an explanation-a point-a on the match-a.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:57:23 GMT -5
Rios Rivera: Our next match amigos is a qualifying match to be in next weeks fatal four way.
Pablo Escobar: Yes-a. Plummer-a squares-a off against-a Syberus-a.
Pedro Santiago: The match sure was a one sided affair. Lets take a look at a few of the highlights shall we?
Pablo Escobar: We-a Shall!
[The scene opens with both men already in the ring
both men circle each other for a moment before Syberus slaps Plummer across the face.]
Pablo Escobar: A-a wake-a up-a call-a for-a Plummer-a maybe-a?
[Plummer angrily charges, Syberus side steps and kicks Plummer in the ass
yes the ass you morons.]
Pablo Escobar: Nope-a.
[Plummer even more angrily charges again, but this time nails a power slam.]
Rios Rivera: Syberus clearly in control of this very important match.
[Syberus then wrenches Plummer with an Arm Bar.]
[Syberus releases and goes into a single leg crab.]
[Syberus cranks back on the several times, causing Plummer to scream out.]
[Syberus lifts Plummer up
Plummer elbows Syb. Several times in the gut, runs and propels himself into the rope
only to have Syberus nail a massive spine buster.]
[Syberus the locks in the Texas Cloverleaf
.Referee Tom Thomason checks
.and Plummer taps!]
Rios Rivera: Syberus moves on to the fatal four way
.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:57:46 GMT -5
[During the first part of the song, before the complete beat change, Maroon and black lights flash all over the arena. Ignacious Conner video starts to play. It shows his several wins to retain the Ringmaster championship, and several stints of footage of him harming Adrian Tanner. It also shows his spitting in his former owners face, stealing the brief case, and gloating in a nice suit. In cheap animations, it shows Icon stomping on CWA and HPWA logos. The song comes close to the beat change, and red sparks begin to fly up from the ramp way. The Ignacious Conner face flashes over the tron as the song makes the beat change. He walks out, very cockily, but always smirking toward a smile. He waves his hands at the fans as if to say Go away, youre not important. He will flex his muscles and spin around, making sure everyone gets a good look at his toned body. He reaches the ring, never rolls in, always uses the stairs, and gets in. He spins around once more with his arms held high and flexed, and then he tugs on the ropes and stretches a bit. After his song stops, he goes, sits, and waits lazily in the turnbuckle. As his opponent walks out he yawns and gives Not important hand motions to them. If the opponent is already in the ring, he looks at them, points, and breaks out in laughter. Then, he might pretend like he is leaving because someones got to be kidding, or there is no threat.]
I Can" by Nas hits and Johnny Chaos comes out onto the ramp dressed in an Eddie Guerrero Scar Face shirt and black arm band on his right arm. He makes a sombre walk to the ring down the ramp. He climbs into the ring and is attacked by Conner right away.]
[The two men exchange blows in the ring. Johnny Chaos starts to get on top of exchanging blows with Conner. He forces Conner back into the turnbuckle. He hits Conner with a few quick chops and then whips him into the opposite turnbuckle.]
[Ignacious Conner manages to stay on his feet but Johnny Chaos follows up by grabbing a hold of Conner and getting him up hitting him with a hard Brainbuster Suplex and making a quick hook of the leg once he has grounded Conner with it.]
[1
.2
.. Conner kicks out. Johnny Chaos forces Ignacious up to his feet again. Chaos then tries to lock up again with him but this time Conner is having none of it. Conner hits Chaos with an Overhand Punch sending Johnny back a little.]
[Conner follows up with a kick to the mid section and then attempts to get a hold of Johnny Chaos. Johnny manages to fight out of Conners lock and get a hold of Ignacious Conner to hit him with a reverse Suplex and covers.]
[1
2
. Conner kicks out once again. Johnny Chaos appears slightly frustrated as he gets to his feet again. Conner is now up to all fours looking down at the mat. Chaos attempts to force Conner up onto his feet but Conner manages to get in a few punches and kicks sending Chaos back. Conner now gets a hold of Johnny Chaos and hits him with the side effect and covers quickly 1
..2
Johnny Chaos kicks out.]
[Ignacious Conner gets to his feet knowing things are now in his favour and looking rather pumped up. He grabs a hold of Chaos once again and drags him up and toward the centre of the ring. He throws some hard and fats punches at Johnny Chaos and then whips him into the ropes.]
[Ignacious Conner on the rebound hits Johnny Chaos with a drop toe hold sending Chaos face first into the mat. Conner then starts to stomp away at him while he lays grounded.]
[Conner drops and elbow onto the back of Chaos. Conner then climbs to his feet and again and force Chaos up. This time he whips Chaos into the turnbuckle. Chaos rebounds with some pace and on the rebound he is picked up by Ignacious Conner and hit with a High Angle German Suplex.]
[Ignacious Conner then covers Johnny Chaos 1
2
.. Chaos kicks out at the last second.]
[Conner forces Johnny Chaos up again and he then whips him into the ropes. One the rebound Chaos is able to stop himself from going forward so Conner follows up with a running Karate Kick which connects sending Chaos straight back down to the mat.]
[He then hooks the leg quickly 1
.2
.. Chaos just gets the shoulder up.]
[Conner climbs to his feet with a desperate look on his face. He paces around the ring before going back to Johnny Chaos and forcing him up to his feet. Chaos this time resists and manages to start exchanging blows with Conner again. Chaos uses momentum in his favour by whipping Conner into the turnbuckle again and following up by charging him down and hitting him with a Hurricanerana and covering 1
2
..Conner gets the shoulder up.]
[Chaos throws lefts and rights at Conner while he is still grounded. Conner manages to mount a fight back and the two men exchange blows as he finds his feet again. Chaos attempts to get a hold of Conner once more, but Conner avoids instead getting a hold of Johnny Chaos and hitting him with a Spinebuster.]
[Ignacious Conner does not go for the cover this time he simply gets to his feet and forces Johnny Chaos up along with him. He signals to the crowd who go nuts as Conner picks Chaos up onto his shoulder, and brings him to the turnbuckle. He slams their head down onto the turnbuckle three times, and quickly turns around making the move into a sit down Piledriver and covers 1
..2
3.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:58:37 GMT -5
(The lights fade as "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots hits. 'The Mortally Mean Minister' Charles makes his way down to the ring dressed in a "Sunday Best" suit to a chorus of boo's. He taunts the crowd as he enters the ring and requests a microphone.)
MMM: Well, well, well. You all get to enjoy a very special BSE! Tonight Killas guest will be
himself, The Main Ingredient! So I want you all to rise, and give your undivided attention to the man that the wrestling world should be calling the SWAT Caribbean Champion. The Main Ingredient!
"Black Betty" by Ram Jam hits as RDK comes out. He walks down the aisle ignoring the crowd. He climbs in the ring and takes the mic.
TMI: You know, what happened last week shouldnt have surprised me. Yet, for some very strange reason to which I do not understand, I was caught a little off guard when our esteemed champion proceeded to treat my nuts as if they were a football and he were Adam Vinatieri. Then he decided that wasnt enough, and proceeded to throw powder in my face. You talked a big talk Dave Brickheart. In fact, I was mad, I was at my boiling point, until I remembered what you said. You said I was Mentally Impaired? My God Dave, youre the only one who realizes that. You are the only one who took me serious! You knew you couldnt beat me, so you gave me a low blow and threw powder in my face. And I wouldve done the same thing. You know Im mentally impaired, that I no longer feel remorse. I only care about letting others feel the way that they made me feel. And the only way to do that is destroy them. So I dont hold anything against you Dave. There are, however, a few people in particular that I want to make feel my pain. First and foremost is a man that has no identity. A man that has lost everything, The Wrestler Formerly Known As The Icon. I understand that you are upset. I know exactly what youre feeling. Ive felt that since the day I walked in to this company. But when you stick your nose into my business, I take that personal. But Ill let that go for now. That leads me to my next opponents. James Fierce and Phantom, I have been forced to fight you two in a match that I dont want to be in. I should be awarded the Bermuda Triangle Title after being screwed over for the Caribbean Title! It was MINE!
(TMI kicks over a set piece.)
TMI: IT WAS MINE! DAVE BRICKHEART STOLE IT FROM ME!
(Charles calms him down.)
TMI: Im sorry. I said I didnt hold anything against him. But all of you just love the fact that he did that! You think its funny! THAT TITLE WAS MINE!!!
Charles: Listen. You know what the ultimate plan is. I got you to contact you know who for a reason and that is to follow his command. So screw these people and get ready to take that Bermuda Title.
Black Betty hits as Charles leads The Main Ingredient out of the ring.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:58:51 GMT -5
We cut back to the SWAT studios.
Rios Rivera : Coming up next Amigo's is suprise Caribbean cult favourite Microshocker going up against former UCW Warfare heavyweight champion Lee Williams.
Pablo Escobar : The winner-a of-a this-a match-a also going into-a the four-way-a next-a show-a.
Switch back to the arena where we see Microshocker and Lee Williams both in the ring.
Shot of both men hooking up, Lee Williams hooks Shocker in a head lock. Shocker gently fondles Williams on the bum and Lee instantly releases the head lock and jumps back across the ring away from him.
Shot of Shocker taunting Williams, girating the crowd eating it up and getting right behind him as Williams gets angrier and angrier by the moment.
Shot of Williams charging at Shocker and running right into a hip toss.
Shot of Shocker jumping down on Lee with a head lock and rubbing his body over Lee.
Shot of Lee snapping and throwing Microshocker off of him.
Shot of Lee landing a hard right to Microshocker, then a second and a third. Lee then tosses Shocker to the ropes and levels him with a big boot.
Shot of Lee Williams with a nice suplex on Microshocker.
Shot of Lee Williams lifting Microshocker up for a powerbomb. Shocker up there grabs the head of Lee and pulls it into his crotch, smothering Williams and then rolls him up in a modified victory roll for a two count.
Voice over of Rios Rivera : A very unusual match this one amigo's, but what else would you expect with Microshocker in there. Williams trying with his usual power game, but Microshocker is just so dang unotherdox that you never know what your going to get with him.
Shot of Williams with a hard clothesline on Microshocker.
Shot of Microshocker with a arm drag into a arm lock, girating with the arm of Williams inbetween his legs.
Shot of Microshocker with a atomic drop on Lee Williams, then again taunting him, a few rowdy fans screaming for shocker to rub it better.
Shot of Lee Williams with a pile driver on Microshocker.
Shot of Microshocker lifting Williams up for a belly to back suplex and then dropping him crotch first onto the top turnbuckle.
Shot of Microshocker then wrapping the legs of Williams around the top rope elaving him up there in the tree of woe.
Shot of Microshocker taunting Williams again with vulgar body movements, the crowd falling off there seats with laughter as they get right behind this most unusual of crowd favourites.
Shot of the ref trying to stop the madness only for shocker to start taunting him. The ref motions he wants nothing to do with that and starts backing up from Microshocker, Shocker moves after him and the ref then slides out of the ring. Microshocker slides out after him and the chase is on.
Shot of Microshocker chasing the ref around the ring they run past Williams still in the tree of woe trying to untangle himself and Microshocker plants him with a nice left hand to the jaw going past. Shocker then quickly reaches under the ring pulls out a lap top computer and crunches Williams with it right to the face. He slides the lap top back under the ring as the ref is coming around to his side of the ring.
Shot of Microshocker heading back into the ring, Williams long legs are still caught in the tree of woe, and Microshoker grabs a hand full of his hair, grinds his crotch into Williams' face and then hooks him in an inverted head lock, falling down hard to the mat with a nice variation of the scorpian death drop.
Shot of Microshocker covering Lee Williams, the ref making the three count and then warily raising the arm of Microshocker in victory as the windows theme hits and we fade back to the studio.
Back in the studio.
Rios Rivera : Microshocker with a huge win there over Lee Williams in what we have just been informed was Lee's final match here with us in SWAT for a while.
Pedro Santiago : Williams will be missed and we wish him well in his future endeavours and hope to see him back in the Caribbean real soon. And how about the cunning of Mr Computer hiding himself under the ring there, no wonder he is a multiple time Hardkore World manager of the year recipient.
Rios Rivera : What continues to baffle me is the huge crowd support Microshocker is recieving here in the Caribbean, myself i find his antics crude, lewd and immature.
Pablo Escobar : Dont-a knock it-a till-a you've-a tried it-a!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:59:05 GMT -5
The scene opens with Rage Sadler pacing around the Hot Zone studio with the microphone looking irritated. Hes twitching and pacing back and forth as the camera pans in slightly. He steps forward and puts the microphone slowly to his lips. He looks like hes not had much sleep and been living in a dumpster. Hes dressed in a ragged old UCW shirt and some pretty fucked up jean shorts.
Rage Sadler: I am Rage. I have a great pain inside me Dave Brickheart. A pain greater then your own. I feel for you and your own twisted ways but this is one head you will not drive cold iron through. I am better then you. I wont even allow that chance. For I am Rage and I will not stand and allow you to unleash hell upon me like you have with others. I do not fear your split personality David because I am a split personality myself. I was born David Sadler and have since manifested into Rage on many occasions.
Rage is more ruthless then the other aspects then me. In fact David Sadler was only ever a pretender compared to me. I am the former world champion, he was just the shell I used to win it. I won it being nothing more then a boy because it was my desire within that drove me on not the frail teenage body. But I am 20 now and I am now a man. You have never faced Rage Sadler before have you Brickheart. Nobody in SWAT ever has. I am new to your circle and your people here. They are all pretenders. I am the true embodiment of human hatred and I will strike you down.
This may be a non-title match for you Brickheart but not for me. I aim to take you down and be my first scalp as Rage here on SWAT. I am to beat you to become the rightful number one contender to your title. This is the first step on the road to greatness for me here in SWAT. I am done midcarding and I am ready to take on the world again. I have been more then you have ever been Brickheart, in fact this is your first dose of reality.
I was known before as the innovator of reality because I will change your whole perspective of it. You have been looking at the world wrongly from your own eyes and not the suffering of others. I see their pain but it is no where near as great as mine. You see I have never had any friends. Just political allies. I have never been loved or cared for anyone else. You could draw up comparisons between me and you David but the reality is you have been pretending to be me all your life. You are not as sick and mentally scarred as you let on. I will show you what sick and twisted is pall when I fight you.
You see when I was David Sadler I used to be professional. I liked to wrestle matches. However Rage doesnt wrestle. Wrestling is for the weak. Wrestling is ballet to me. I am going to fight you. I have cut away the dead flesh and now I am fresh again. I am something new, the man to take control of the entire SWAT Empire for 2006 because I can.
They will laugh. They did before. But when they are consumed by hatred thats when I will hit them until they feel the torment that I do. To live this life alone. To be forever an outsider looking in. Because nobody ever understood me. But I understand them and know why they hate me so. Because I am better then them. Thats who I am. I am their natural superior. However I am a lot like a bastard son. See I was created by the pettiness of the people of this world. Now that they have created me they refuse to take responsibility for me.
When I was the Saviour I used to strike them down with the idea of divine justice. The aid of a higher power. However now I am Rage again I understand that I am alone. I will be for the rest of my life. I wont let it get me down. Because I can channel my hatred for those who deem themselves normal. Those shaven guys with short hair and girlfriends. I know that I can hurt them. I know my appearance scares them. The pallid white skin, the long tangled brown hair. I am their Anti-Christ.
Dave Brickheart I will sacrifice you come Fiesta. The games are over. The reality begins.
The Scene Fades
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:59:31 GMT -5
Scene switches back to the Caribbean Studio's.
Rios Rivera : Welcome back Amigo's ... what a night its been so far, with Adam Haven showing no ring rust what soever in his demolition of young Brian Carpenter.
Pablo Escobar : He-a looked-a like-a million dollars-a!
Pedro Santiago : Coming up next we have highlights of the final qualifying match up for next weeks fatal four way.
Rios Rivera : Allready progressing through earlier tonight we had Syberus, Microshocker and Ignacious Conner.
Pablo Escobar : And joining-a them-a will be one-a of-a Dave-a Brickheart-a and Rage-a Sadler-a.
Pedro Santiago : Lets take you now to the highlights of this non title match up.
Scene switches to the arena Brickheart and Sadler both in the ring circling each other.
[Shot of Sadler with a flurry of punches and kicks on Brickheart, Brickheart fights back with some hard shots of his own, but Sadler is far more aggressive in the early part of the match here and gets the upper hand.]
[Shot of Rage Sadler with a back drop on Brickheart.]
[Shot of Sadler with a headlock, Brickheart countering pushing Sadler to the ropes and then catching him with a crossbody.]
[Shot of Brickheart with a arm drag. Brickheart then with a snap mare.]
[Shot of Sadler back in control and planting Brickheart with a Russian leg sweep.]
[Shot of Sadler with a snap suplex.]
[Shot of Brickheart now in control with a face drop kick. Brickheart with a full body slam.]
[Shot of Sadler with a sidewalk slam, Sadler then with a diving knee on Brickheart]
[Shot of Brickheart with a back suplex.]
[Shot of Sadler with a Dangerous DDT.]
[Shot of Brickheart with a series of Miracle Punches, the ref accidentally getting to close behind him and getting knocked down with a incidental elbow from Brickheart. Brickheart, though it was an accident quickly reaches into his boot and pulls out his screwdriver, brandishing it to the crowd, salivating and beginning to twitch.]
[Shot of Sadler with a boot to the gut of Brickheart in his trance and forcing him to drop the screw driver. Sadler then grabs it and dives at Brickheart, pummelling him with his own screwdriver, the painted face of Brickheart being absorbed by the blood.]
[Shot of Sadler then finishing Brickheart off with The Light (fame asser) and the cover for the three count.]
Disturbed: Im Alive hits, the ref raises the arm of Sadler as the scene switches back to the Caribbean studio's.
Rios Rivera : Huge win there to Rage Sadler of the current reigning Caribbean Heavyweight Champion, that will have to put him right in line for a title shot, we'll be right back with James Fierce and the Bermuda Triangle Championship on the line after this.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:59:49 GMT -5
The scene returns to the arena, Main Ingredient and Phantom both waiting in the ring ...
Frank Salazar : AND NOW INTRODUCING ...
No Quarter by Led Zeppelin blares out over the arena and the crowd goes nuts .... Cobryn then casually strolls out the entrance way, oblivious to the hordes of cheering fans and makes his way down to the commentary booth, glorious robe and all .... he stops at the ring for a moment, to shake his head towards Phantom in a very dismissive fashion.
Rios Rivera : Well amigo's, looks like we have some help out here tonight, welcome Cobryn.
Cobryn (adjusting his head set) : Pleasure to be here.
Frank Salazar : AND NOW, INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENT, THE REIGNING BERMUDA TRIANGLE CHAMPION. HAILING FROM WASHINGTON DC, COMING IN AT 6'3 & 255 LBS .... THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT ... JAMES FIERCE!!!!
Around The World starts and Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way. He wears a black and red warm up jacket that has Bandits written on the left breast and Fierce underneath which he takes off and passes to Phantom like he was a ring attendant.
Fierce then hoists the Bermuda Triangle high in the air posing with it ... Phantom taking exception to the jacket being tossed to him ... mock wipes it with his but and then tosses it to the outside.
Pablo Escobar : Phantom-a no-a respect-a for other peoples-a property-a.
Cobryn : I couldn't of said it better my fried, he needs to learn how to do his job. Why do they keep him around if he cant even look after the guys' gear?
Ding, ding, ding.
The Bell rings to commence the match and Fierce approaches Phantom, chest out, pointing his finger into his chest and giving him a mouthful about his jacket ....
CRUNCH!
Main Ingredient with a drop kick to the back of Phantoms and sends him thudding face first with Fierce, both men dropping to the mat.
Pedro Santiago : A meeting of the minds there, right Cobryn?
Cobryn : Aren't you that little snitch that runs around after Xanathos?
Pablo Escobar : Thats-a right-a!
Pedro Santiago : I like to think of us more as friends, Legion X brothers if you will.
Cobryn : I thought so.
Woof!
Cobryn mock stretches his arms, taking Santiago out with a back elbow shot as in the ring Main Ingredient goes to work on Phantom, first with a back suplex and then a inverted atomic drop.
Cobryn : Ooops. How clumsy of me. Sorry about that guys.
Rios Rivera : Think nothing of it, we've been wanting to do that all year long, a bigger suck up i have never come across.
Main Ingredient drills Phantom with a side slam, Main Ingredient back to his feet, unaware that Fierce is now waiting behind him, and Fierce hooks him and plants him with an inverted DDT.
Pablo Escobar : What-a great-a way-a to showcase-a the Bermuda Triangle-a title-a!
Rios Rivera : Agreed, with the Fatal four way qualifying matches, this is the perfect opportunity for the Bermuda Triangle to be put out there on show for everyone to see in the main event.
Pablo Escobar : Plus-a now-a we have-a Cobryn-a out-a here with us-a as well-a.
Cobryn : Always a good thing. Phantom sure isnt fairing to well out there.
Fierce then bulldogs Main Ingredient, Phantom back to his feet and Fierce sends him right back down with a super side kick.
Fierce then locks a Buffalo sleeper on Main Ingredient, amping it up, until Phantom breaks the hold with a boot to the back of Fierce's head.
Phantom then with a DDT on Main Ingredient and a drop kick to Fierce.
Fierce jumps right back up from the drop kick and walks into a hard spine buster from Phantom.
There is a commotion in the crowd everyone turning to face the rampway as what appears to be a pizza boy is walking down the ramp towards the commentating table. He has the cheesy moustache and is carrying a large pizza and moves across to Cobryn.
Pizza Boy : Pizza delivery for Mr Cobryn.
Cobryn : Thanks, son .... (hands him a 50) ........ take a seat. We got one right here for you.
Cobryn nudges the still unconscious Pedro Santiago off of his chair to the ground and motions the pizza boy to sit. The pizza boy a bit hesitantly pulls up his chair.
Cobryn : There you go, see, if Pedro can do this, anyone can, even the local pizza boy ... so ... whats your name son?
Pizza Boy : Mario.
Fierce back in control with a Lariat on Phantom.
Cobryn : So ... Mario ... whats it like working with Phantom?
Fierce with a forearm uppercut on Main Ingredient then a Russian Leg Sweep.
Mario : Who?
Cobryn : Thats what all the fans said when he decided to commit career suicide and Cobryn out for his ill fated return.
Brainbuster on Phantom from Fierce.
Mario : I dont follow you Mr Cobryn.
Fierce with a single leg throw on Main Ingredient.
Cobryn : Ok, Phantom, the man out there in the ring who just got piledriven by James Fierce.
Fierce with a pile driver on Phantom.
Mario : Ya.
Fierce with a death valley driver on Main Ingredient.
Cobryn : Now were making some progress. Whats it like working with him at the pizza place?
Fierce with a Firemans Carry DDT on Phantom.
Mario : Sorry Mr Cobryn, he doesnt work with us.
Cobryn : That would make sense, your a good pizza boy, i order a pizza, you deliver it. If Phantom had the same attendance record in his chosen profession of delivering pizza's as he has in his attempts at wrestling, the boy wouldnt last two minutes.
Mario : I really need to get going sir, i have some more pizza's to deliver, i left them just out the back before i came here.
Cobryn : Then you are in a lot of trouble, there is no way they will be there. But Cobryn's a nice guy, here's what you do, go back to your boss, and tell him Mr Dracon Xanathos from SWAT said to put it on the account.
Mario : Umm .....
Cobryn : Look Mario ... just who the hell do you think you are coming out here and questioning me? I am trying to do a job and the last thing i need is some pizza kid coming out here and distracting from the match. Fierce is putting on a clinic out there tonight. Really stepping it up, and the fans at home want to see it, not you.
Mario : Well a screw you pal!
Cobryn : Screw me? Screw Cobryn?
Cobryn picks up the pizza box and nails Mario with it. He then grabs a hot slice with lots of chilli on it it looks like, moves over to the ring and stuffs it down the throat of a now gagging Phantom.
Fierce lifts up Main Ingredient and drills him with a Vertical Suplex into Neck Breaker.
Rios Rivera : Kryptonite Neck Breaker!!!!
Cobryn : Mario, you would have to be the wors ... (glances up to Phantom) ... no wait, scratch that, second worst pizza boy i have ever seen. Next week, its going to be you and i ... in the ring, i need a tune up match for new Years Nightmare, and you just pulled the short straw.
Mario : But im not a wrestler!
Cobryn : Good. Its settled then. See you there.
Cobryn grabs another slice of pizza and rubs the chilli into Phantom's eyes as Fierce covers Main Ingredient for the 1 ... 2 ..... 3!!!
Around The World By RHCP hits and Fierce poses with the Bermuda Triangle Title as the show fades off the air.
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