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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:36:04 GMT -5
Scene opens up with a jam packed Trinidad Entertainment Centre, the fans going wild. "Down with the Sickness" hits and SWAT President Dracon Xanathos makes his way down to the ring.
He pulls out a mic, pausing, soaking up the hate of the Caribbean fans.
Dracon Xanathos : Next person to boo me will be escorted from the building.
Crowd boo twice as loud. Dracon, cool calm and collected looks them over, then randomly points to a pretty local girl in the front row.
Security! Have her escorted from the building at once!
Security approach the young girl, the crowd thinking Dracon is joking, until they see her being dragged over the top of the barricade and being escorted up the ramp way. She is struggling and the crowd are now near riot.
Dracon Xanathos : Shut Up! You buy a ticket to come here, you fall under MY jurisdiction!
The girl is still struggling at the top of he rampway now
Dracon Xanathos : Hold it! I've changed my mind. (Crowd quieten thinking he is letting her back in. Dracon looks the girl up and down appreciatively.) Have her taken to my office instead, she needs to learn that when I am speaking you all SHUT THE HELL UP!
More pausage as the crowd is going mental.
Dracon Xanathos : No, a good spanking is what she needs, and I'm just the man to give it to her! Take her away!
The girl now writhing trying to escape the clutches of security, who then drag her to the back.
Dracon Xanathos : (chuckling and rubbing his hands together at the upcoming spanking) Now! Onto business.
As I am a President of the people!
Another pause for the "yeah, right" reaction.
As I was saying. As a President of the people, tonight we have Nick Collyer defending the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship against Dave Brickheart.
A match you all can not wait for!
Well, neither can I, so, strap yourselves in tight, because that match ... is coming up NEXT!
Dracon drops the mic as the scene then switches to the Caribbean studio's. Set complete with deck chairs, hammocks, fake palm tree's and glass coffee tables with big drinks accompanied by umbrella's in the drinks.
Rios Rivera : Hola Amigo's, and welcome to iFiesta! That was our President Dracon Xanathos and apparently, the World title match, has just been bumped, to opening match.
Pedro Santiago : What a man of the people. The generosity of our President never ceases to amaze me.
Pablo Escobar : Generosity-a? What about-a that young girl-a?
Pedro Santiago : Ha! She's in for the spanking of her life! Legion X style!
Rios Rivera : You would know! Fans, lots more action to come for you tonight, with The Caribbean Heavyweight Championship on the line as James Fierce defends yet again, this time against the first Caribbean champ, Syberus.
Pablo Escobar : That-a and a whole-a lot-a more-a, as SWATTIVERSARY-A approaches-a, but now-a lets take you to-a the World title match-a!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:36:21 GMT -5
[Cue up Nick Collyer backstage checking the tape job on his fists. He is looking into a mirror, and his back is to the camera. His yellow tights have Straight Edge Solution written on the ass, and the SWAT World Heavyweight Title is sitting on the bench next to him, next to it, his trusty Singapore Cane.]
Nick Collyer: Leave it to ass backward booking by Dracon Xanathos to have the World Champion jerking curtains.
[Nick shakes his head, in disbelief, or as a gesture of no-no. Its unclear.]
Well, I guess if the show is going to be stole, might as well get it over with
[Suddenly Nick slams his fist against the wall, causing the mirror to shake and come off the cheap plaster wall and break on the floor.]
No.
No. Nick isnt going to be the good worker this time. Im not going to sit back and take this insult.
This is beyond fucking insulting.
Im the _World Champion_ and you have guys like Tony Jackson following me? Dracon, this isnt a good fucking time to be messing with Nick Collyer. I have Sheila at home because of the shit Sly Fondell pulled in Australia, and then I get here to the notice that Im starting the show off.
Un-fucking-believable.
Sure, Ill go out and start off your show, but dont expect this match to last long. Dont expect me to stick around for the photo shoot afterwards. Dracon, youre not going to make anymore money off me than Im able to withhold from you.
People go buy the Nick Collyer T-shirt rip-off from the guy out front. Get the generic Nik Coller foam fingers from the bar down the street. Dont give Dracon anymore of your hard earned money than you can.
The World Champion is jerking curtains tonight. Everything is wrong in the world.
Sometimes I hate this company.
Sometimes I want to give it all up.
But now, now Im just pissed off.
Brickheart, youre a great wrestler, you just drew the wrong fucking night.
Adios.
[Fade.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:36:42 GMT -5
["Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack hits the speakers and smoke starts pouring out of the ramp.]
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, from Hell Michigan the challenger
Dave Brickheart!
[Brickheart steps out onto the ramp as two fireworks go off, he points towards the ring and makes his way down to the ramp. He slides into the ring and jumps into the air.]
Pablo: Hes-a jerk.
Pedro: Hes a sick man thats for sure, but he has his fans.
Rios: A former Caribbean Champion after all.
Announcer: Now
.. the S.W.A.T Heavyweight Champion of THE World
[Where Eagles Dare by the Misfits kicks in.]
#We walk the streets at night
We go where eagles dare#
[The tip of a Singapore Cane pokes out from the curtains.]
#They pick up every movement
They pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care#
[The cane snaps the curtains back, and Nick Collyer steps out holding the cane aloft, pockets of fans cheer him. He stalks to the ring.]
#I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, babe#
[Nick walks up the stairs and climbs the turnbuckle, standing with one foot on the top rope, one on the outside, pointing at the fans with the edge of the cane.]
#An omelet of disease awaits your noontime meal
Her mouth of germicide seducing all your glands#
#I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, babe#
[Nick jumps into the ring, and sets his Singapore Cane on the outside of his corner.]
#Lets test your threshold of pain
Lets see how long you last
Thats happened in your ravish
On bosoms of your past#
[Nick checks the tension on the ropes, and then checks his wrist taping. He drops his head, and waits for the referee to check his boots and gear.]
#With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care
Lets go where eagles dare
Well go where eagles dare#
[The infamous Anderson throat slit motion, and a sardonic smile from the Future of Hardcore, as the music fades in the last chorus.]
#I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I aint no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, hey#]
Announcer: Nick Collyer!
Pablo: No-a hes-a the real-a champion.
Rios: This is going to be one of the most hotly contested matches we will ever see here in SWAT for the top prize.
Pedro: Even I cant wait.
[The referee calls for the bell as the match begins. The two men tie up in the mid ring area. Dave Brickheart manages to get a kick to Collyers chest and run back into the ropes to get enough pace to hit an impressive missile dropkick straight into Collyers chin sending him back across the ring.]
Pedro: Wow!
Rios: Dave Brickheart is one of the most gifted athletes we have ever seen here in the Caribbean.
Pablo: Hes not main-a event material by a long shot, hence why this match was moved!
[Collyer lays stunned near the ropes, Dave Brickheart gets up off of the mat and walks over to where Collyer is trying to regain his composure. Dave forces Collyer up to his feet and whips him into the corner.]
Rios: Dave Brickheart looking very impressive here in the early stages I must say.
Pablo: Fluke-a
Pedro: Not many people would bet against Dave Brickheart winning the title tonight. Hes been very solid for years here in SWAT.
[Dave Brickheart then attempts to follow up with a clothesline, but Collyer moves out of the way at the last second allowing himself to get to the side of Brickheart and lay into him quickly with hard and fast lefts and rights.]
Pedro: Hard and fast strikes here from Brickheart.
Pablo: Hes-a a lucky man-a. Hes going to get destroyed-a anytime soon-a.
Rios: I very much doubt he will allow himself to be destroyed here tonight. Thats just not Dave Brickheart whatever personality shows.
[Brickheart although on spaghetti legs does manage to fight back and the two men end up brawling into the centre of the ring. Dave Brickheart manages to get a hold of Nick Collyer and hit him with a back Suplex and attempts a quick cover.]
Pablo: Nooo!
Rios: He has a cover here.
Pedro: Solid back suplex!
[The referee slides over to make the count 1
..2
. Collyer kicks out!]
Pablo: Yes!
Pedro: Collyer out there with ease there.
Rios: Dave Brickheart will just have to keep working as he is. Hes got this match in his hands right now.
[Dave Brickheart climbs to his feet and forces Nick Collyer up alongside him. Nick manages to get some rights and lefts in on Brickheart sending him back up against the ropes. Nick hits him with a European Uppercut. Dave Brickheart then drops down to the mat]
Rios: Thats where Collyer is good.
Pablo: Of course hes good-a hes world champion-a!
Pedro: Maybe not for long though.
[Collyer forces Brickheart to his feet and drags him towards the centre of the ring. Brickheart tries to struggle away but Collyer gets a hold of him quick enough to hit him with a Snap Suplex.]
Rios: Excellent but can he capitalize on it?
Pablo: Yes!
Pedro: I would certainly hope so from the champion.
[Collyer covers quickly and the referee slides over once more 1
.2
.. Brickheart gets his shoulder up.]
Pablo: That was-a three!
Rios: Only a two count, this match goes on here folks.
Pedro: I think if Collyer keeps this up than he may just retain here tonight.
[Collyer forces him up and lays into him with some pretty stiff chops. He then whips Brickheart into the ropes and on the rebound hits him with a hard and fast Superkick to the head sending Brickheart down to the mat like a sack of potatoes. ]
Pedro: That was impressive.
Rios: That just killed Brickheart!
Pablo: Cover-a him now!
[Collyer drags Brickheart a little closer to the turnbuckle. Dave is stirring a little but his eyes are glazed over after taking such a stiff kick from Collyer and one side of his face is slightly swollen.]
Rios: Dave Brickheart not looking very good here.
Pedro: Look at his face.
Pablo: Serves-a him right-a for all the times-a hes used that-a screwdriver-a in peoples-a face!
[Collyer climbs the turnbuckle and jumps smashing into Brickheart with a Meat Cleaver high angle Elbow Drop. He covers with a hook of the leg as the referee makes the count 1
.2
. Brickheart kicks out at the last second to the astonishment of Collyer.]
Pablo: That-a was-a three referee!
Rios: That was as close as you would ever get.
Pedro: This one is close to being done.
[Collyer gets up and stands over Dave Brickheart. He stomps on him a couple of times before forcing him up to his feet.]
Pedro: He has to be looking to finish off Brickheart now.
Pablo: If theres-a anything good-a left in the world.
Rios: We would expect that to be the case.
[The Unnamed Feeling the speakers and the arena darkens and smoke starts to pour from the rampway. As the chorus hits, fireworks shoot from the entranceway and Rage Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and crotch chops twice before spitting on the floor and making his way down the ramp with a steel chair. He slides into the ring and takes Collyer out with a square shot to the head.]
Pablo: Damn it!
Rios: What he doing here?
Pedro: Some title match this turned out to be.
[Sadler stands over both Collyer and Brickheart with a sadistic smile on his face. He raises the chair above his head.]
Rios: Looks like Sadler had unfinished business with Collyer.
Pablo: He may have given Brickheart the win
Pedro: Is he going to roll Brickheart onto Collyer?
[Sadler grabs Collyer while shouting obscenities at him, he opens the chair up and wedges Collyers head in it before dropping him down to the mat with a Bulldog as the referee calls for the bell.]
Announcer: Due to outside interference this match has been ruled a non-contest.]
Rios: Well this one is over due to a brutal attack from Rage Sadler. Nobody expected this but after coming so close to the title before there is no doubt he would be back after Collyer.
Pedro: Rage Sadler refuses to die, he gets knocked down the ladder and just gets back up and starts climbing again.
Pablo: Well-a hes ruined-a a good-a match. Hes ruined-a what the fans paid to-a see.
[The final shot is of Sadler standing over Collyer once more but this time making the title belt with his hands around his waist and pointing to himself.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:37:24 GMT -5
Rios Rivera: Up next we have our SWAT Caribbean Bermuda Triangle Champion in action.
Pedro Santiago: Correct, but he wont be defending as the match is a singles competition, not a triple threat. His opponent
The Main Ingredient.
St. Anger hits as The Bull runs to the ring smoking a cigar. He slides into the ring and throws his cigar at the crowd.
Pablo Escobar: The Bull made a huge career making decision joining that scumbag Dracon Xanathos and Legion X. It was career making because that decision alone got him that Bermuda Triangle Championship.
Pedro Santiago: Nah-uh, he won a triple threat match prior to the in-ring altercation.
Pablo Escobar: The title wasnt on the line damnit!!!
Lights go out and come back on with a black light type look. He walks to the ring doing Ric Flair like struts now and then. When he gets to the ring he charges up the stairs and up the top rope and gives a kind of 2 finger salute with the index and middle finger kind of like the salute Al used to do on 'Home Improvement'.
Clip of Jackson attacking The Main Ingredient as soon as he enters the ring.
Clip of Ingredient being whipped into the ropes only to come back with a hard clothesline.
Clip of Ingredient with a Back Suplex on the champ only for a 2 count.
Clip of Ingredient in the corner mounted on Jackson and laying into him with punches but Jackson drops him headfirst into the turnbuckle.
Clip of Jackson with a huge Fallaway Slam for a 2 count.
Clip of Jackson with a Jamaican Slam once again for a 2 count.
Clip of Jackson jaw jacking with the fans and taunting them only to turn around and get met with an elevated dropkick.
Clip of Ingredient locking in the Dropped Deal
Clip of Ingredient going to drop him but Jackson pulls at the referees shirt and lowblows Ingredient from behind.
Clip of the Bermuda Triangle Champion taking control of the doubled over Main Ingredient and dropping him with a huge Jackknife Powerbomb for the 3 count.
Clip of Jackson celebrating in the ring with the title and leaving whilst cussing Jamaican words at the fans
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:37:42 GMT -5
[Cut backstage, President Xanathos' Office, where we find Ignacious Connor talking to Dracon]
Connor: "So, Mr. President...We got a deal?"
Dracon: "Well, there's not much more I like than watching Adriana Tanner and his useless friends cry, but this is KIDNAPPING."
"Oh who am I kidding, you probably did the world a favor. OF COURSE we have a deal."
[The two laugh evilly.]
Dracon: "Brandon Young is now the official referee for you match vs Stan at SWATTIVERSARY!"
Connor: "Great! Thanks alot Drags..er..Mr President."
Dracon: "No problem.Any way I can make Tanner's life miserable, I'm all for it."
[They laugh some more as Connor exits the office.]
Rios: "Oh for pete's sake. Legion X stacking the deck even more against Connor vs Stan with Brandon Young as the ref?"
Pedro: "What? it's brilliant booking. Connor cant lose!"
Rios: "Only you would think that.."
[Cut to commercial.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:38:02 GMT -5
Scene returns to the Caribbean studio's.
Rios Rivera : Coming up next, we have two guys looking to move up the ranks. Brandon Young, and he's going up against the man who defeated his tag team partner Jason Starr last show.
Pablo Escobar : Brandon not-a fairing to-a well-a as of late-a, with the whole-a Kaycee kidnapping-a.
Pedro Santiago : He's a stupid punk kid, who Conner is playing for a fool.
Rios Rivera : Can Brandon put the Kaycee situation out of his mind and focus on the match, or will Madison chalk up two in a row, lets take you now to highlights of this match up.
Scene switches back to the Trinidad arena, both Brandon Young and JW Madison in the ring. Brandon's cousin Jeremy Young at ringside looking none to pleased.
[Shot of both men hooking up, the 6'6 Madison overpowering Young, and tossing him across the ring.]
[Shot of them going for another hook up Young ducking under and delivering a nice dropkick to the back of Madison.]
[Shot of big Madison turning around in anger, and being met with a hard chop from Brandon. Then a second. Madison wears the chops and then swings with a big right hand, which Brandon blocks, and then lands a third chop. The chest of JW going bright red.]
[Switch to JW Madison now in control, powering Brandon over with a gut wrench powerbomb.]
[Shot of Madison delivering a piledriver on Brandon.]
[Shot of JW then mouthing off with Jeremy on the outside, calling him a washed up has been and mocking him.]
[Shot of Jeremy getting up on the apron in anger, the ref right onto him though and instructing him to get down from there, Madison turning around with bad intentions while the ref is distracted, but Brandon ready for him, rolls him up, the ref not noticing until its to late and Madison powers out of the roll up as Jeremy gets down and the ref drops for the count.]
[Switch to Brandon now in control, with a Quebrada DDT (moonsault into a stalling reverse DDT)]
[Shot of Brandon then with a Swanton bomb.]
[Shot of Brandon delivering a Helicopter rana into a DDT, the "Reality Check".]
[Shot of Brandon with a cover, the powerful Madison able to kick out at two.]
[Shot of "Nobodies" by Marylin Manson hitting. (The theme of Ignacious Conner) Brandon and Jeremy both looking around for him. Conner doesn't come out though, and JW Madison capitalising on the distraction crunches Brandon with the "The Payroll" > Black Hole Slam, covering for the three count.]
[Shot of the ref raising the arm of Madison as Rocky 4's Training Montage hits. JW pointing to his head with his finger as if to say he outsmarted them only to be decked with a Daytripper superkick out of nowhere from Jeremy Young.]
Scene switches back to the Caribbean studio's.
Rios Rivera : Looks like JW Madison using the Kaycee situation to distract Brandon there amigo's.
Pedro Santiago : He would of won anyway.
Pablo Escobar : He didn't look-a like-a that-a much of-a winner-a after that-a Daytripper-a!
Rios Rivera : Well, I have just been informed that JW Madison will be going up against both Main Ingredient and Tony "The Bull" Jackson in a Bermuda Triangle Championship match at SWATTIVERSARY, lets see if his winning ways continue there.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:38:36 GMT -5
[Backstage, we find Brandon and Jeremy Young, in the Goodfellas lockerroom.]
Brandon: "God dammit! I am so sick of this guy, Jeremy."
Jeremy: "I know man, believe me..I know."
Brandon: "And now he's got me...I'm supposed to REFEREE a match for him at the PPV? What the hell is this shit? Man..."
[Jeremy sighs, heavily.]
Jeremy: "I know, Brandon. But what can we do. I mean, he's got.."
Brandon: "Don't...Don't say it!"
Jeremy: "Brandon, we cant change the truth that he's..."
Brandon: "DONT.....Don't...Don't say her name..."
[Brandon drops down onto the bench next to Jeremy, running his hands through his hair.]
Brandon: "I_know_. I just...I cant believe I let this happen. She was supposed to be safe with us, I promised Adrian and...Oh god...Adrian! What the hell does he think about this? He's gonna kill me!"
Jeremy: "Adrian's....He's a bit hot headed..."
"Ok...ALOT hot-headed, but he trusts you man. And I know he doesnt blame you for.."
Brandon: "DONT_say_it."
"Say what?"
[Brandon and Jeremy turn towards a voice off-screen.]
Brandon: "What the hell do you want?"
[The camera pans back to reveal Ignacious Connor, that arrogant smirk on his face.]
Connor: "Hello gents, not interrupting anything am I?"
[Jeremy and Brandon stare at Connor.]
Connor: "Good. I just wanted to come by and wish my good friend Brandon here luck in our little match at the PPV. I know you'll 'do the right thing.' Heheheh."
[Brandon stands up, getting right in Connor's face.]
Brandon: "If you touch her..I swear to god.."
Jeremy: "Brandon..."
[Jeremy jumps in front of Brandon, holding him back.]
Connor: "You'll do exactly what I tell you to do, little man."
[Connor laughs and smiles that evil smile again]
Connor: "And speaking of that. Tonight, the two of you are going to accompany me down to the ring, and you're going to watch my back. And you're going to make sure that there is no possible way that I lose this match..No matter what."
"Because if I dont, well...Let's just say I wouldnt wanna put our "investment" in any danger, know what I mean? Heheheh."
Brandon: "You fucking son of a..."
[Jeremy grabs Brandon tighter, holding him back with all his might.]
Connor: "Aww, Seems Brando's got somethin to say to me. Go 'head Jeremy, let him go."
Jeremy: "Dont...think so..!"
Connor: "No please, I insist. Let him go. He's not going to do anything without my saying so. Not if he's smart..."
[Brandon stops struggling, but the look in his eyes says "DEATH TO ICON"]
Brandon: "I'm ok, J. Let me go."
Connor: "I tell ya what, Brando...I'm a fair man."
[Connor steps in closer to Brandon, so their almost face-to-face.]
Connor: "One punch. Right..."
[Connor taps his left cheek.]
"In the kisser."
Connor: "C'mon punk, I'll give ya one free shot."
[Jeremy readies himself, ready to put himself between the others again]
Jeremy: "Brandon..."
Connor: "No, it's fine. Really. C'mon...One...little punch. Take it."
[Brandon stays still, Connor gets in really close now.]
Connor: "C'mon, I KNOW you want to."
[Brandon's knuckles are turning white as he struggles to contain himself, but he keeps firm. Connor takes one last look, then backs off. And the smile returns.]
Connor: "Hpmh. Pathetic. That's what I figured."
[Connor walks to the door.]
Connor: "See ya in the ring, gents."
[Cut to commercial.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:39:06 GMT -5
Scene switches to the ring, both Adam Haven and Ignacious Conner in the ring set to go. Outside the ring we see Jeremy and Brandon Young both standing in Conner's corner, neither looking to thrilled to be there.
[Shot of both men exchanging hard lefts and rights.]
[Shot switches to Conner in control, delivering a verticle suplex, he then tosses Haven into the ropes, lifts him up for a back body drop, then pushes him forward instead, Haven coming down hard gut first on the mat, the air getting sucked right out of him.]
[Shot of Conner still in control and delivering a side effect to Haven.]
[Shot switches to Haven now in control, crunching Conner with a exploder suplex. Conner tries to get to his feet, but is met with a Yakazu kick, followed by a cover by Haven and a two count, Conner rolling the shoulder.]
[Shot switches to Haven delivering a running flying knee to Conner. Haven then locking on an ankle lock with body scissors, Conner just able to reach out and grab the ropes.]
[Shot switches to Iggy Conner delivering a diving forearm smash off the ropes. Conner then with a jumping facebuster and some angry stomps.]
[Shot switches to Haven with a Orange Crush Bomb on Conner.]
[Shot switches to Conner delivering a neckbreaker off the top rope to Haven.]
[Shot switches to Christian Tanner jumping the railing and entering the ring, he starts pummelling Conner in a blind rage. Jeremy and Brandon let Chris beat the shit outta Connor for a minute or two then reluctantly, Jeremy tackles Christian and pulls him off Connor and Brandon and Jeremy drag him out of the ring. Christian escapes and runs around the ring but gets taken down again by Jason Starr.]
[Meanwhile in the ring, Haven's distracted watching Jeremy, Brandon and Starr try to drag a kicking-and-swearing-death-on-Connor Christian Tanner up the ramp. Connor uses the distraction to his advantage to clock Haven from behind with a running double axhandle.]
[Shot of Conner then drilling Haven with the Iconomizer (The Icon picks his opponent up onto his shoulder, and brings him to the turnbuckle. He slams their head down onto the turnbuckle three times, and quickly turns around making the move into a sit down piledriver (Basically a Tombstone) for the cover and three count.]
Scene fades with Conner's arm being raised, "Nobodies" by Marylin Manson blaring through the arena.
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