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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:41:25 GMT -5
X: I wonder why this guy has us coming to THIS place. Why would we be training here?
Pyro: You know he always has his reasons but I am confused to. He said on the phone that he wanted to train. I just dont see the connection at all.
X: Well one thing is for sure. Whatever the connection is, we will have some fun once it is all said and done.
We see the Jamaican Bull, Tony Jackson pull up and park his bike next to the Mustang. He takes off his helmet and packs it away. He looks at the Mustang and nods his head in approval and then speaks.
Jackson: Ya ready for our training session, mon?
Pyro: What do you mean, training session? Look at where we are. This does not look like training.
Jackson: Me beg to differ, mon. When we train, we train on how to counter what our next opposition gwan do, right?
X: Yeah.
Pyro: True.
Jackson: Well den what better place to train for a little yardie boy who fight like a little yardie girl den right ere, mon?
The camera gives a wide angle view of their location and shows a TV studio with a banner hanging over the main entrance that reads, Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. X looks at Pyro as Pyro shakes his head in disbelief. Jackson walks in with a devilish grin on his face as X and Pyro follow. The scene picks back up inside the studio and the crowd is doing its normal "Jerry" chant. The music starts and Springer walks out to start the show. In the background, we see Jackson and his crew in the crowd.
Jerry Springer: Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show and we have a amazing show for you all. Todays guests onstage are Hank and Sheila Ann. They are here because they are brother and sister and at the same time, they are lovers.
The crowd laughs and boos at the same time.
Hank: I dont know why you all are laughing. I love this woman and she loves me. It dont matter who it is, if you fall in love, then you just run with it. Plus, she is a nice piece of ass!
Sheila Ann: I know what it is, all you women wish you had a man like Hank! You wish you had those nice arms to hold you tight! But he is mine. Mine all mine!
Jackson stands up and walks near Jerry. Steve and the rest of the bodyguards start to make their way towards them but Jerry sees Jackson and waves them off.
Jerry Springer: I know you! You are The Bull from Jamaica, Tony Jackson! What are you doing here?
Jackson: Me training but anyway me got something to say to Hank and Sheila Ann. Are you two related to The Main Ingredient in anyway, mon?
Hank: Who the hell is he?
Sheila Ann: You know, honey, that guy on rasslin that puts you to sleep every time he comes on TV.
Hank: Oh yeah, I barely remembered him.
Jackson: Yeah, mon. Him pretty forgettable but if you were related to him, it would explain yer backwards ass attitudes. Me cant believe how sick you can be, mon. You need to be more like The Bull, mon.
Hank: Im not growing dreadlocks, son.
Jackson: No, mon. Ya not need dreads, ya need balls, mon. Balls enough to date someone who not be in yer family, ya understand me, especially one dat look like a five dollar hooker. And as for you, Sheila Ann, ya need to not lower yer standards and date your toothless brother. Him look like Larry the Cable Guy. Dat be gross, mon.
Sheila Ann: I have to admit that when I see you rassle, I get pretty moist. Why dont you show me what Im missing.
Jackson: Dont get me wrong, mon, if me had five dollars and a clothespin, me might give ya a try but me not ere for dat. Me ere because at da next Fiesta, me facing a little inbred, sissy girl named The Main Ingredient and me need to find out what him mind set be and since me come here and talk to you, me see dat me got no worries. Me gwan keep dis goin' until me ready for bigger and better tings, mon.
Jerry Springer: Well things dont sound too promising for TMI.
Jackson: Damn right, mon!
Hank: How would you like it if I were to come up there and introduce my foot to your ass!
Jackson: Me say dem may not meet but yere welcome to try, mon!
Hank jumps up and before the bodyguards can stop him, Springer waves them off again.
Jerry Springer: Dont worry. This is Tony Jackson. This guys not a threat.
Jackson leans over towards X and Pyro.
Jackson: Now dis be where da training start, mon.
The camera shows Jackson jumping from the stairs onto Hank and then we get a close up of Jerry Springer We hear the beating of Hank in the background
Jackson: Ya wan romp with me? Take dis ass whipping for Kingston, mon! Ya not on me level.
Jerry Springer: My final word is about things you just dont do. First, you should never make you sister or brother your love interest. Not only is it gross but if you have children, they may turn out to be mutants. Secondly, if your name is The Main Ingredient, you should be worried about your well being. It's not worth losing your life to fight Tony Jackson. And third and most importantly, you dont sign a contract to fight Jackson and expect to leave without having a part of your very soul being destroyed by the Jamaican Bull.
Jackson walks back up to his seat and gestures towards X and Pyro.
Jackson: Tis time to go. Me got me private jet fueled up and ready to take a trip to Jamaica. Tis time you party wit me Jamaican style. Da rest of our gang be waiting for us dere, mon.
X: Hell, what are we waiting for.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:41:53 GMT -5
Scene switches to the Caribbean studio's. Set complete with deck chairs, hammocks, fake palm tree's and glass coffee tables with big drinks accompanied by umbrella's in the drinks.
Rios Rivera : Hola Amigo's, and welcome to iFiesta! That was Tony "The Bull" Jackson, he'll be taking on the man who he believes cost him the Bermuda Triangle Championship in just a few short moments.
Pedro Santiago : The Bull. That puto has been running around claiming to be associated with Legion X, and i am none to pleased with it.
Pablo Escobar : We know-a, and we saw-a. Amigo's, just wait until after the match-a, Pedro, what were you thinking-a?
Pedro boils.
Rios Rivera : Cheer up Pedro, your Legion X goons may well of lost the War Games and the company, but after No Mans Land, at least they have the World Title back in the fold.
Pedro Santiago : I keep telling you, its not them, its us!
Rios Rivera : Sure it is. Speaking of the War Games and Legion X no longer having control of the fed, that brings me to Domino! She is back in charge as President, and newsflash amigo's! She is going to be here TONIGHT!
Pablo Escobar : What a breathe-a of fresh-a air-a it is-a having her back-a in the Caribbean-a.
Rios Rivera : Also in action tonight amigo's, we will see Rage Sadler, Dave Brickheart and Adam Haven, hooking it up in a triangle match, the prize, a Caribbean Heavyweight Championship match, and then, we have some tag team action in the main event, as The Caribbean Heavyweight Champion and Team SWAT hero, James Fierce teams up with Brandon Young, the pair of them meeting The Icon, Ignacious Conner and NEW Bermuda Triangle Champion, JW Madison!
Pablo Escobar : Lets-a take you to-a highlights-a of The Bull vs The Main-a Ingredient-a!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:42:10 GMT -5
[Shot of Tony "The Bull" Jackson getting things underway with a big headbut to the Main Ingredient.]
[Shot of the Bull following up with a nice neckbreaker]
[Shot of Main Ingredient delivering a nice chop to the Bull, the Bull answering back with a chop of his own.]
[Shot of Main Ingredient with another chop to Jackson, who again answers with a return instantly.]
[Switch to Tony Jackson in control, he delivers a sidewalk slam to Main Ingredient. The Bull then poses for the fans, taunting them, they react well for him, laughing along and boo'ing him.]
[Shot of Jackson with a Jamaican Slam (Oklahoma Slam), he then crunches Main Ingredient with a running big boot and covers for a two count, Main Ingredient kick out.]
[Switch to TMI in control now, and he plants The Bull with a scoop slam. TMI then follows up with an elbow drop.]
[Shot of TMI rolling The Bull up for a one count, The Bull rolling out of it to his feet and then dropping TMI with a Bull Cutter (Diamond Cutter)]
[Shot of Jackson with a shoulder breaker on TMI.]
[Shot of Jackson locking on a Jamaican Crab (Half Boston Crab), TMI dragging himself to the ropes.]
[Switch to the Main Ingredient in control again. The Bull tosses him to the ropes and he bounces off hard, leveling Jackson with a nice clothesline.]
[Shot of TMI delivering a vertical suplex on Jackson.]
[Shot of TMI planting The Bull with a spinebuster.]
[Shot of The Main Ingredient dropping a leg on The Bull. He then positions him for a piledriver, but while The Bull's head is down there, he amazingly blocks the piledriver, and powers TMI up onto his shoulder, drilling him with a devastating Death Valley Driver.]
[Shot of the Bull then delivering a Stun Gun to TMI.]
[Shot of The Bull then signalling its all over, he hoists TMI up, and pounds him into the mat with the Jackknife Powerbomb. The Bull then covers for the 1 2 3!.]
Rios Rivera voice over as St. Anger by Metallica hits in the arena : A very convincing win there to Tony The Bull Jackson amigo's, but that wasn't all for him, watch now, as our college Pedro Santiago hits the ring, wanting to have a few words with The Bull.
[Shot of Pedro Santiago marching into the ring with a purpose and approaching the Bull.]
Pedro Santiago : Cut the music! I have a message for you ... Tony "The Bull" Jackson! Seems you have been running around proclaiming to be associated with Legion X! Just because my boss got you to do a bit of dirty work for him, dont think for one second that that gets you in!
[The Bull looks down at Pedro, a baffled look on his face wondering where this is coming from and what its all about.]
Pedro Santiago : Dont you look at me like that!
[Pedro starts poking The Bull in the chest for emphasis as he rants.]
Pedro Santiago : SWATTIVERSARY was a nightmare for the Legion, we need to rebuild, but certainly not with the like of you!
[Pedro slaps The Bull, and thats it, Jackson snaps, hoisting Santiago up with The Bull Bomb (derailer). The crowd goes wild for Jackson, and he then signals to them for another Jackknife, lifting Santiago up and drilling him into the mat with a huge Jackknife powerbomb. The crowd explode, jumping to there feet, cheering The Bull as St Anger hits again and we fade to break.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:42:43 GMT -5
Scene returns to the Caribbean studio's.
Rios Rivera : Coming up next amigo's, three of the Caribbean's fniest battle it out for a chance at the Caribbean Heavyweight Championship.
Pablo Escobar : All three-a men-a could make-a great-a champions-a.
Pedro Santiago : Agreed, anyone right now would be better then James Fierce.
Pablo Escobar : Thats-a not-a what i-a said-a.
Pedro Santiago : You gotta read between the line's in this game Pablo, its not so much what you say, but what you dont say ... especially with your hold on the English language.
Rios Rivera : Well, lets take you to highlighs of this match up now.
Scene switches to arena. Shot of all 3 Men standing in the ring. Sadler looking at Brickheart, Brickheart looking at Haven and Haven looking at Sadler.
[Shot of Sadler hitting a jumping lariat on Brickheart and then Haven connecting with a drop kick to Sadler.]
[Shot of Haven delivering a Roundhouse Kick to Brickheart and going for the 3 but only getting 2.]
[Shot of Sadler landing a European Uppercut on Haven followed up by a Spear and Sadler hooking the leg for the 3, but Brickheart interrupts the count.]
[Shot of Brickheart hitting a Hurricanrana on Sadler sending Sadler to the outside.]
[Shot of Haven hitting Brickheart in the back with a Foearm followed up with a released Northern Lights Suplex.]
[Shot of Sadler sliding into the ring and is met with a Yakuza kick from Haven. Haven then covers Brickheart for a 2 Count.]
[Shot of Haven recieving a Tornado DDT from Sadler]
[Shot of Brickheart jumping from the top rope with a Moonsault missing Sadler.]
[Shot of Sadler hitting the Saint George on Haven and going for the pin only to get a 2 count.]
[Shot of Brickheart going for a powerbomb on Sadler, Sadler reverses and counters with a Crucifixion on Brickheart and getting the 3 count and the victory.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:42:59 GMT -5
We return from the break, Rage Sadler still in the ring.
Rage Sadler : So, Fierce! Looks like its going to be you and I. There is no doubt, your on fire here in the Caribbean, but while you have been beating everyone around here defending the belt, i have been MAIN EVENTING PAY PER VEIWS IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES WITH NICK COLLYER!
COLLYER! You may of lost the world championship to Sly Fondell, that he was able to do what i wasn't eats away at me like you will never believe. Sure i know that it was i who wore you down, and after the battle's we have had you were ripe for the picking, sure i would love another crack at the World Belt, and sure, i now am the number one contender to the Caribbean Championship.
BUT! What i want more then anything, is one more crack at you Collyer! This isn't about the belt anymore, this is now personal!
Overtaken is the next big joint SWAT extravaganza, where we, the wrestlers, get to choose our opponents. I_choose_you.
Thats right, at Overtaken, its going to be Rage Sadler Vs Nick Collyer 3. This time, its personal!
Sadler drops the mic, and then "Where Eagle's Dare" by The Misfits hits ...
#We walk the streets at night We go where eagles dare#
[The tip of a Singapore Cane pokes out from the curtains.]
#They pick up every movement They pick up every loser With jaded eyes and features You think they really care#
[The cane snaps the curtains back, and Nick Collyer steps out holding the cane aloft, pockets of fans cheer him. He stands at the entrance, Sadler clearly surprised to see him.]
Nick Collyer : Whats wrong Rage? Surprised to see me here in the Caribbean? Get used to it Jack! Your gonna be seeing a whole lot of me around here! I'll see you next week, at iFIESTA, and the week after, as will all of SWATland out there, as i am now officially contracted to SWAT Caribbean!
And then yes, I'll see you at Overtaken! Wanna know what stipulation i select? You'll find out soon enough!
Where Eagle's Dare hits again, the crowd going ape shit for the former World Champion. He then poses for them as Sadler stands in the ring, fuming.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:43:19 GMT -5
#Lemme tell you about a story, I got me a man-sized predicament
#
Rios Rivera: Here comes the returning SWAT President making her way to the ring!
Pablo Escobar: Dios mio! Our SWAT Presidente is muy calienté!
Domino by KISS plays over the PA as SWAT President Domino makes her way to the ring area. Shes wearing a professional-looking white suit with her glasses on, her hair in a ponytail.
DOM: Hello St. Thomas!!
The crowd pops at Domino and chants of WELCOME BACK!! WELCOME BACK!! and DO-MI-NO!! and DO-MI-NO!! erupt through the arena.
DOM: Now I hate to interrupt you during your precious time sipping Bahama Mamas and Hurricanes, but I have a question for the crowd
is it hot in here?!
The crowd pops again at the question
DOM: Phew! Excuse me while I get out of this stuffy suit, and get into some more appropriate island wear
Domino takes off her suit to reveal a stunning and no doubt expensive blue and while 2-piece bikini. The crowd roars its approval.
DOM: Man, thats better! You islanders and spring breakers know how to work, and how to play! Thats why I love it down here! And Ive been playing a lot lately, and its high time I get back to work. So Im going to get this out of the way, then its down to Coki Bay for some sun-drenched play time!
The crowd once again cheers its approval.
DOM: You know, having been out of action I have come to notice a few things here in the Caribbean region, namely
that the booking has been as laid back as the Caribbean itself! So, Im thinking to shake up the status quo around here were going to have a little fun around here. And some of the wrestlers may not like it, but this is the SWAT version of a real fiesta! What are we going to do thats going to shake things up around here, you ask? Well, were going to do a
Pause for dramatic effect.
DOM: A LETHAL LOTTERY!!
The crowd cheers its approval for Dominos announcement.
DOM: The looks on the wrestlers faces when they see their opponent is priceless! Phew! That was exhausting! It was great to see everyone again, but I've got the island fever and I need to cure it with some sun and a very fruity cocktail!
"Domino" by KISS plays as the SWAT President blows kisses and waves to the crowd and drops the mic and works her way backstage.
Rios Rivera: There you have it! Domino is going to make an announcement very soon for the next Fiesta
a Lethal Lottery! Who knows what's going to happen aroound here!!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 0:43:45 GMT -5
Scene returns to the Virgin Islands Entertainment Centre. All entrants in the ring ready to compete, Ring Announcer Frank Salazar in with them.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ... THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM CONTEST SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 554 LBS ... HE IS ONCE AGAIN ... "THE ICON" ... IGNACIOUS CONNER .... AND HIS PARTNER ... THE NEW BERMUDA TRIANGLE CHAMPION ... JW MADISON!!!
Conner and Madison taunt the crowd and there opponents, then huddle in the corner going over some last minute strategy while the opposition is introduced.
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS ... COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 460 LBS ... BRANDON YOUNG AND THE CARIBBEAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ... JAMES FIERCE!!!
Nice reaction for Fierce and Young. Referee Lloyd Braun then pats down all four men and calls for the bell as Salazar exits the ring.
Rios Rivera : Here we go amigo's ... the main event is under way!
Pablo Escobar : This-a is a nice-a preview of-a what-a we-a might see-a in the Lethal Lottery-a next-a show-a.
Pedro Santiago : Sure is, except that anyone can be teamed with anyone.
Fierce and Madison start it out for there respective teams. They hook it up, and Fierce uses his experience to take Madison down with a go behind duck under. Fierce then cuffs Madison on the back of the head and lets him back up.
Rios Rivera : Wow! The champ trying to get under Madison's skin early. Lets see how JW reacts to that.
Pablo Escobar : Fierce-a can out-a wrestle anyone-a in the Caribbean-a, how long has he-a been-a champ-a? He's just-a letting Madison know-a his-a place-a.
Madison looks to keep his cool, then WHAM! Slaps the taste right out of Fierce's mouth. Fierce seems a bit taken back from it, and Madison now taunts him, then cockily tags Conner in.
Rios Rivera : How do you like that! Madison holding his cool, and if you ask me, one up'ing the champ in the mind game department.
Fierce loses his focus, and starts yelling at Madison to get back in there. Conner tries to blind side him, but Fierce was waiting and catches him with a 360 spinning back fist that drops Conner. Fierce then nails The Icon with a pendulum back breaker, then goes back to bickering with Madison.
Pedro Santiago : James saw Conner coming there, but he is losing focus, Madison has him riled up and is certainly getting under his skin.
Fierce and Madison continue to exchange words, and this time Fierce has no idea of Conner coming up behind him, and The Icon crunches him with a high angle German suplex. Conner then tags Madison back in ... who pounces on Fierce.
Rios Rivera : JW has no problem getting in now while the champ is down.
Pedro Santiago : He had no problem getting in before with him either, at the_start_of_the_match.
Madison with an inverted DDT on Fierce. Then he locks him in a bear hug, James struggles and they are just close enough for Brandon Young to reach in and blind tag Fierce. Madison doesn't have any idea of the tag, and keeps squeezing away on the bear hug with them powerful arms.
Young mounts the top rope and flies with a drop kick to the back of Fierce, his own partner, sending him forward and knocking both James and JW off there feet, James coming down hard unexpectedly on Madison.
Pablo Escobar : He-a just-a drop kicked-a his own-a partner!
Rios Rivera : Great innovation by Brandon!
Pedro Santiago : I dont know if James will see it the same way.
Rios Rivera : What are you talking about, James is a ring veteran, he knows damn well you do what you have to do out there.
Brandon gets to his feet, looks at both James and JW down on the mat, and then looks over at The Icon smug as can be on the outside. The crowd perking up, knowing something is about to go down. and Brandon then rushes towards Conner in the corner. Conner braces for the impact seeing him coming but too late, and Brandon flies at him, over the top rope with a suicide dive that takes both he and Conner to the outside floor. The crowd going nuts.
Rios Rivera : Conner has been in Brandon's head for weeks with this Kaycee stuff, and Brandon looks to of had enough, look at him pummel away on Conner on the outside, the kid has snapped homes, he has gone loco.
Fierce gets to his feet in the ring first, and he drops Madison with a Darkness Buster ontop of his head. Fierce then begins methodically tossing Madison around first with an overhead belly to belly, then with a windmill suplex.
Pablo Escobar : James-a now-a in control-a, of himself-a and Madison-a, slowing it down-a, like he-a likes it-a.
On the outside, there is a commotion, and through the crowd comes Jeremy Young. He jumps the safety railing with a chair in hand, tries to measure Conner up, but cant with Brandon ontop of him going berserk. He yells for Brandon to move out of the way, but Brandon is a man possessed, and wont stop. Jeremy cant help himself though ... he drops the chair on the ground and then dives in there along with Brandon and the pair of them both clobber away on The Icon.
Pedro Escobar : What the hell is going on out there, come on ref, get some control.
Rios Rivera : After everything Conner has put the Young's through, this is just a taste of what he has coming.
Jeremy then jumps off and grabs the chair again, telling Brandon to hold Conner up for him, but Brandon says NO! ... he grabs the chair and tells Jeremy to hold Conner up. Jeremy smiles, he likes it and grabs a tight hold of The Icon as Brandon reaches back and ... WHAM ... blasts him with a sickening chair shot.
Pedro Santiago : This is a joke! How can this match continue after that?
Shot of referee Lloyd Braun in the ring checking on Madison, who is now tied up in a James Fierce "Rings of Saturn" submission, Braun oblivious to what is going on outside.
Rios Rivera : He can only call what he see's Pedro, and Madison manages to get a pinky toe to the ropes, Braun calling for the break.[/i]
Brandon and Jeremy then both stomp a couple times on Conner, and then roll him back into the ring. The Icon staggers to his feet, groggy, and Brandon now up on the turnbuckle launches with a head scissors, he hooks it, then spins around in a helicopter rana, and then drills Conner into the mat with a DDT.
Pablo Escobar : The Reality Check-a!
Brandon with the cover, Braun drops for the count ... 1 ............... 2 ............... Madison makes the save.
Pedro Santiago : JW Madison just in the nick of time keeping his team in this one.
Jeremy cant believe it and goes after Conner again, Braun now seeing what is going on and he gets inbetween them and sends Jeremy Young to the back.
Pedro Santiago : About stinking time!
Jeremy doesn't like it, but knows he has done his damage, and leaves, a smile on his face as he walks backwards up the ramp staring at the battered and beaten Icon. Brandon Young and JW Madison then start to brawl, as Fierce stands over the prone Conner. He looks him up and down, looks over at Brandon and Madison occupied with each other and smiles.
Pablo Escobar : Look out-a, the champ can smell-a blood-a.
Fierce then bends Conner over and applies a standing head scissors. He grabs both Iggy's arms and pulls them out through his legs and grabs them with both his hands. James then lifts him up by his hands so they are or sitting on the James' shoulders facing the opposite direction. Fierce then pulls the victim's hands out and sits down, forcing the victim to fall face first to the mat.
Rios Rivera : Deity Bomb! Fierce with the Deity bomb!
James then straddles The Icon's back, and locks him in a mounted full nelson.
Pablo Escobar : The James-a Fierce-a Experience-a!
Conner quickly submits, he knows this isn't his night and is too smart to risk permanent injury fighting off a hold like this. Braun calls for the bell as "All Around the World" hits through the arena ... Fierce holding The Caribbean strap up for the fans as the ref raises his arm and we fade of the air.
Rios Rivera : We'll see you next Fiesta amigo's ... for the Lethal Lottery! ... Caribbean Style!
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