Battleground #2 : International Incident

(The Tron shows flames burning suddenly a figure in a devil's mask and satanic robe appears in front of the flames.)

Figure: "Hello and welcome me to this event International Incident and wouldn't you like to know who I am. You see someone wants to think he represents Hell but he shows he isn't even worthy to use the name Hell is here in Europe."

(He laughs.)

Figure: "You know who you are and I don't even have to name you. I have a long list of names if they are even here and I intend to go through them like a moth in flames. I intend to settle scores that should have been settled in another area but the place folded before I had a chance too."

(He speaks in an ancient dialect.)

Figure: "However, now I shall see if I get that chance and make these individuals wish they could walk through these flames like I can. Since you believe these are just illusions and tricks. Allow me this small demonstration of it's authenticity......."

(He touches one of the flames and his robes start to burn as he laughs.)

Figure: "That's right everyone these flames are real so you better not try this at home or anywhere unless you have a really bad neighbor who deserves it......"

(He laughs dementedly.)

Psychotic Goth: "Now you want to see who I really am....."

(He laughs as the flames engulf him and reveals Psychotic Goth.)

Psychotic Goth: "That's right it's I, 'The Psychotic One.' It is I 'The King of the Goths' and truly Satan's Chosen Warrior.' I have arrived at my favorite layground where all wars were fought and death was just a fomalitiy and where evil still reigns underground. Yes everyone welcome me back to Europe where the last time I was here it was dead before it started operating. Now we'll see how long this area survives. I can see those who I am targeting are somewhat here but for how long since they cower beneath the ground I worship on."

(He laughs loudly.)

Psychotic Goth: "You see I haven't seen any signs of those two arrogant pieces of shit Eric Dane or Dave Brickheart. Funny this is Brickheart's home turf but he isn't even here to defend it against me. Then there's Industrial Man, who claims he wasn't informed, and yet he should have expected it being he sees all possible endings and yet missed the warnings being given to all the wrestlers. Pathetic excuse for someone who spent too much time obsessing over my wife Vampira."

(Vampira appears from behind the flames arms crossed glaring at the ringsiders.)

Vampira: "Pathetic rusty shit. You were too obsessed with me that you didn't even see the future of ACW. We were more ready and saw the end coming but you ignored it and decided to get lazy. You became too obsessed with me and wanting to change me to something I am not and shall not accept. Well now you are pissed aren't you Industrial Man and your arrogance is showing that you should have stayed where you belong and that's in that futuristic wasteland with John Conners."

Psychotic Goth: "Then again you also never gave any newcomers the time of day unless you made sure they sucked up to you. Yet this yound man never did."

(Little Dragon appears angry his arms crossed glaring.)

Little Dragon: "Funny isn't it Industrial Man. Here I am a newcomer who wants to make friends after signing with this great promotion and yet when I see you just give me the cold shoulder. You act like I'm too good for your friendship and I was treated with indifference no matter what I did. I had a couple of victories under my belt here and I still got no respect until Vampira gave me a note and invited me to see Psychotic Goth. Yeah least he was willing to give me the time and day and the respect I deserve. That's more than I can say for you Industrial Man and I plan on keeping his back as he keeps mine."

Psychotic Goth: "Oh Industrial Man we'll see what happens when I tear that head off yours and reveal the circuits that really go to your head. Maybe I'll even reach into your body and pull out all those cheap CCC batteries that are in your cheap body. I'll even leave you in a formless heap after I blow you up and then I'll send Pennywise into circus purgatory where he can enjoy making Satan happy if he will be able to do that. Fore when it's all over I shall be the dominant individual in Europe. Thus it shall be written and so it shall be done."

(Psychotic Goth lowers his head and extends his arms and flings his head back up and the flames flare up all around them and disappear leaving the tron black.)

[We switch to the gorilla position, Alice Brady and Erica Lindsay Rich, the Nerds of Wonderland standing by with Glamorous Glenda.]

Glenda : Alice, Erica, thanks for joining me before your big match.

Alice : No problem. And you are right, this is a big match. Wildcat Lynn Brewster. She and i have been around the block, so to say. I have won some, and she has also. Her wins have all been tarnished, winning that belt is the only real thing of consequence she has done since the Amazons started., and when put up against myself, she doesn’t even have the balls to put the belt on the line.

ELR: What’s that all about Glenda? We are the best tag team going in wrestling today, last Battleground we were inches away from being the World Tag Team Champs, and now the Stalwert of the Amazons doesn’t even get the belt on the line when pitted against the champ?

Glenda : It’s not my call.

Alice : Brewster! Belt or no Belt! Your ass is mine! Olympia, i heard your words, and i know you will call it down the middle.

ELR: You’re in for a treat SWAT! Not only are you about to see one half of the Nerds of Wonderland kick the ever loving crap out of Wildcat Lynn Brewster, you’re also about to see the other half live in commentary for said match up.

Glenda : You Erica? Your joining Commentary for the match?

Alice : You bet your sweet ass she is Glenda! Brewster! I always knew you were shady as hell, but i never thought you were a coward to boot to hide behind a non title stipulation, fear not, after i am done with you, you will be in no condition to walk let alone be champion of anything.

[Lynn Brewster walks into shot. A stare down ensues.]

Lynn Brewster : I can hear every piece of garbage dribble that you all are spewing up here. Firstly, it wasn’t my call for the match to be non title, it was Strains, secondly, SCREW THAT! You want a title shot! You got it!

[Lynn barges past ELR and Alice and "Cat Scratch Fever" hits the speakers and Wildcat comes out. She stands there, and when lyrics start she walks down to the ring. She gets on the apron edge, looking around at the crowd, then gets in the ring and removes her jacket, oblivious to any booing she's receiving, almost enjoying it. Olympia is standing by in the ring with her ref outfit on and she begins to give instructions to Brewster who pays her zero attention.]

Glenda : Well, looks like you got your wish Alice, the belt is ON the line!

Alice : A sucker is born every minute. Big mistake Brewster, and surely not your last of the evening.

ELR: (clapping) This is great, she just put the belt on because we called her chicken. Is she Marty McFly? Did we do that?

[Gitty Up (remix) by Salt N Pepa feat Rufus Blaq hits and Alice bounces out to the entrance way, ELR in tow trying to also bounce to the beat. Alice is pumping her left arm in the air to the beat, she jiggies her way down the rampway to the beat high fiving the fans on the way, slides under the bottom rope and crawls to the turnbuckle, climbing each one from her knee’s to her feet sexily, mounting the second buckle and posing for the crowd and ELR makes her way over to the commentary booth.]

Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, The Following contest is for the Pan Am Championship and is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Dallas, Texas and coming in at 5’8 & 180 pounds .... ALICE BRADY!!!!

And introducing her opponent, and reigning Pan Am Champion, hailing from Savannah, Georgia and coming in at 6’ and 215 pounds ..... WILDCAT LYNN BREWSTER!!!!

Warren Webber : Olympia finishes instructing Alice and calls for the bell and we are under way. Lynn and Alice lock up, and Lynn with the power avantage shoves Alice down to the mat. Alice rolls back to her feet and as they go to hook up again, grabs an arm and arm drags Brewster.

Melvyn : Brewster quickly to her feet, and WHAM! She just BITCH slapped the taste out of Alice’s mouth! Right across the chops. Seems she took exception to yours and Alice’s words Erica.

ELR : She will be taking exception when she is minus one Pan Am belt.

Warren Webber : How’s that going to work Erica, you are number one contender, what if Alice wins the belt? Alice snaps and plants Lynn with a spinebuster, then opens a can of whoop ass on her with a tirade of lefts and rights.

Melvyn : Lynn rolls out from under Alice and out of the ring. Time out!

ELR : How it will work is we will face off and the better woman will win the gold, simple. I have a lot of time and respect for Alice, she proved herself in and out of the ring to me. What? (Brewster gobs off to ELR from the outside, and swishes her papers off the desk)

Warren Webber : Easy Lynn. We are merely calling the action.

[Olympia reaching through the ropes and yelling at Lynn to get back in, and Alice takes off, bounces off the ropes and runs up the back of Olympia and launches over the top rope and connects with a flying karate kick, landing on both feet on the desk after it, the Russian crowd going berserk.]

Melvyn : Get off of here Alice! Some of us are actually working.

ELR : (jumps up and high fives Alice, then Alice standing moonsaults off the table to Brewster prone on the floor) WOW! Get her in the ring, finish her off!

Warren Webber : What a move! Alice is a walking highlight reel. Olympia slides out and admonishes Alice and Alice disregards her and slides Brewster back into the ring.

Melvyn : Alice slides in after Lynn and covers her, Olympia quickly in the ring makes the count.

ELR : One .................... two ................ Olympia signalling Brewster has a leg under the ropes. Come on!

Warren Webber : Rules are rules. Alice up and vents frustration to Olympia over the count .... Brewster with a chop block!

Melvyn : Right to the back of the knee! Smashing manoeuvre.

ELR : Get up Alice!

Warren Webber : Lynn helping Alice to her feet ..... nails her with a back breaker!

Melvyn : Lynn then lifts Alice over head in a Gorilla Press slam, but Alice slides over the back ....

ELR : BACKSTABBR BY ALICE!

Warren Webber : Alice with the backstabber! She goes up top .... TOP ROPE SPLASH from Alice to Brewster! Alice with the cover ................ One ...................... Two ...... Brewster gets the shoulder up.

Melvyn : She is very resilient Lynn Brewster.

ELR : Alice has this, i can feel it.

Warren Webber : Alice whips Lynn to the ropes but Lynn puts the brakes on and delivers a short arm clothesline to Alice. Lynn once again using her power advantage .... holds on from the short arm clothesline, and bear hugs Alice before spinning her in a belly to belly suplex.

Melvyn : Lynn whips Alice to the ropes, and Alice Handstand backflips after being thrown into the ropes for a Pele reverse kick .... NO!!! Brewster had it scouted and speared Alice while she was upside down in the air!

ELR : Spear to the back! That’s uncalled for!

Warren Webber : Brutal. Alice is clutching at her back. Lynn signals its over, and delivers a Cat Fight! (Dudley Dog) Cover by Lynn ..... One ........................ Two ................... Alice gets a shoulder up.

Melvyn : Come on Olympia, that was Three!

ELR : Easily kicked out at two.

Warren Webber : Both women struggle slowly to their feet, this one is starting to take its toll ... ALICE CUTTAH~! Alice just nailed the Diamond Cutter on Lynn! This is it, its over. Cover from Alice ............... One ..................... Two ...................... Thre .... Lynn gets the shoulder up!

Melvyn : What a kick out!

ELR : Thought she had it there!

Warren Webber : Alice can’t believe it, she is asking Olympia is she sure it wasn’t three? SUPERKICK!! Brewster with the Superkick to Alice!

Melvyn : CATSCRATCH!!! Wildcat retains the Pan Am Belt baby, oh yeah! Cover by Lynn ............. One ............... Two ................... Thre ......... NO! Alice rolled the shoulder!

ELR : She will never surrender! Never.

Warren Webber : Lynn drags Alice to her feet, and Alice ducks under her arm, hoists her up .... FALCON ARROW!!! Alice hit the Falcon Arrow! Cover by Alice!

Melvyn : No! Lynns foot knocked Olympia over as she was executing the Falcon Arrow.

ELR : Olympia getting back to her feet, Alice jumping off the cover and asking Olympia WTF!?

Warren Webber : Olympia explaining she was knocked over in the move .... CATATONIC!!!!! Modified sidewalk slam into modified rock bottom.

Melvyn : YESSSS!!!!

ELR : NOOOOO!!!

Warren Webber :Lynn drops for the cover ................... One .................... two ..................... THREE!!!!!! Brewster retains and defeats Alice Brady. What a match!

Melvyn : Way to go Lynn!!! You are a true Wild Cat!!! Yeow!!!!

ELR : I don’t believe it (ELR ditches her headset and slides in the ring to check on Alice.)

Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, and STILLL PAN AM CHAMPION ...... WILDCAT LYNN BREWSTER!!!!

["Cat Scratch Fever" by Pantera hits and Lynn hoists her belt high in the air. She stands over the prone Alice and ELR and taunts them with the belt, then shoves it in ELR’s face, telling her she is next and that’s as close as she will ever get.]

Warren Webber : ELR fumes, and moves over to Olympia and starts talking to her, exuberantly, what is she saying?

Melvyn : I don’t know, but check it out, Olympia is calling for the bell!

Warren Webber : ELR is cashing in her title shot!

Melvyn : What? She can’t do that! She is number one contender, but it’s not a cash in!

Warren Webber : Brewster goes to leave the ring and Olympia stops her, and is instructing her the belt is back on the line, Lynn is mortified, and saying NO! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! ERICA LINDSAY RICH WITH THE END OF EQUATION CUTTER ON BREWSTER!!!! ELR COVERS BREWSTER .................. ONE ..................... TWO .................THREE!!!! We have a new Pan Am champion folks!!!

Melvyn : You can’t be serious! This is a farce!

Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH .... AND NEWWWWWWWWW PAN AM CHAMPION ..... ERICA .... LINDSAY .... RICH!!!!!!!

Warren Webber : Unfreaking believable! Alice grabs the belt and presents it to ELR, and they head to the back proud as punch. Olympia a huge smile on her face, Brewster just sitting there staring into nothing in complete shock.

[We switch to the back, and Wildcat Lynn Brewster is power walking down the corridor, she rounds a turn and see’s AMAZONS GM Delilah Strain talking with some techs and interrupts them.]

Brewster : Did you see that? ELR cashed in a title shot?

Strain : Yes. As a matter of fact, i did.

Brewster : What do you call that? She didn’t win no money in the bank to get a shot whenever she wanted it, she was only number one contender. That means you get booked for a match and i know it’s coming!

Strain : I call that mixing things up. I authorised the cash in. Don’t you watch the shows?

Brewster : Don’t you question what I WATCH! I just went to war with Alice Brady! Beat her fair and square ... and then this ... this ... this nerd gets me after THAT?

Strain : That’s how it goes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, i was in the middle of ...

[WHACK! Lynn backhands Strain right in the cheek! Man, it was loud, Strain puts a hand to her cheek and a trickle of blood dribbles from her nose.]

Brewster : Nobody turns their back on Lynn Brewster!

Strain : Is that so? (Still holding her cheek) Well, Lynn Brewster. YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

[Lynn looks in shock at what has just taken place, she really didn’t think this through. There is an akward silence, both ladies staring at each other with hatred filled glares, when Joe Pesci walks into shot.]

Joe Pesci : Ladies, what’s going on here?

Brewster : Mr Pesci. She just fired me! I lost my title on a bullshit cash in and got a bit carried away about it, and she up and fired me.

Joe Pesci : Ohh, she did, did she?

Strain : Sir, she assaulted me. Struck me, look at this.

[We see her cheek clearly bruised already and the trickle of blood still from her nose.]

Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.

I know just how to settle this. This upcoming No Man’s Land! Luck of the Draw.

Its going to be Wildcat Lynn Brewster .... Versus .... Delilah Strain. (Brewster beams and Strain is mortified.)

And ... i will tell you exactly why missy (pointing to Strain) Not too long ago, YOU put me in the ring, against the Big Bad Bustling Bandit himself! Remember that? Well, i DO! And pay backs a bitch! All the best gals.

Ohhh ... and just to ... mix it up a bit ... who ever wins your match .... will be the GM of Amazons!

[Pesci saunters off with Strain and Brewster staring each other down once more.]

(Team Fairtex is in the lockerroom with the two Mysterious Figures.)

Tong Fairtex: "You said nothing was wrong and then you keep following us around....."

Phantam Fairtex: "They're Russians what do expect from them."

Mysterious Figure: "Why are you selling SWAT merchandise."

Phantam Fairtex: "It's the American way."

Tong Fairtex: "Look we have a match coming up soon and we have to go."

Mysterious Figure: "Of course but we were disappointed when you didn't come to the big gala Putin put on for all of SWAT."

Phantam Fairtex: "Damn it we could have raised our social profile. Imagine posing for a great and wonderful world leader like Vladimir Putin and I could have given him an autographed photo of us. I mean it would have been signed with a certificate of authenticity."

Tong Fairtex: "Phantam....."

Phantam Fairtex: "Okay!"

(A Reporter comes in and the two Mysterious Figures draw their weapons while Team Fairtex groans and shakes their heads.)

Mysterious Figure: "Who are you!"

Tong Fairtex: "He's a reporter. You know who they are don't you."

Mysterious Figure: "Only the ones who Putin sanctions to interview him."

Tong Fairtex: "Don't mind him them since they are going to be standing outside the lockerroom while we conduct an interview."

Mysterious Figure: "We shall be listening from outside."

(They leave the lockerroom.)

Reporter: "You sure it's okay to be interviewed."

Team Fairtex: "YES!"

Reporter: "What are your thoughts about Massacre."

Tong Fairtex: "Our thoughts are all the same and that Massacre can't fool anyone except for those dummies Bro Code. You have to be stupid not to know who they are and what they are up too."

Phantam Fairtex: "Even my brother knows who they are and tonight we're going to prove it by ripping off their masks and Joe Pesci's going to be real proud of this moment as well."

Tong Fairtex: "You can't screw the boss especially if he knows who Massacre is too. Yeah Massacre we know who you are and that means you too Menace. We intend to rip your mask off and we don't intend make a show of it. Team Fairtex is just going to rip off that mask and show the world who you really are."

Phantam Fairtex: "They say you can fool some of the people but you can't fool all the people. Menace that goes for you too."

Tong Fairtex: "That's what's going to happen when we step into that ring tonight. Try to stay on the ring apron and refuse to be tagged in and we'll make sure you do get tagged in. That's a promise we intend to keep."

Reporter: "So you want to risk being disqualified."

Tong Fairtex: "You know what they say about risk and reward."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah it's all worth it if you succeed."

Reporter: "You said some interesting things about Bro Code."

Tong Fairtex: "So what about it. You see they rarely promo'd or even showed up for many of their appearances when they were scheduled. Hell now they suddenly start sticking their faces in front of cameras and talking trash about their opponents. You know how long it took for them to do that."

Reporter: "How long."

Phantam Fairtex: "It took them three months or longer to do just that. Imagine three months to do so and they say they didn't promo. What took them so long or did they find their voices after needing mouth wash or lozenges to clear their throats. Well Bro Code let's see how long you run your mouths after tonight and we beat Massacre and then you can put your titles up against Team Fairtex. Let's see you run your mouths and pay for it."

Reporter: "Everyone's wondering why you were selling SWAT Merchandise."

Tong Fairtex: "Hey someone has to help besides all products were endorsed by the very wrestlers themselves."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah like the official SWAT Amazons calendar with all the Amazons striking beautiful and sexy poses. It makes the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue or football team calendar look like a #METOO cheap knockoff. It's the perfect gift for newlyweds or for someone who just loves professional wrestling."

Tong Fairtex: "Or you can have at a great cost the KGB break up kit where you get a DVD of all the times KGB has broke up but always makes up.
Yes even Massacre can relate to that one. It even includes action figures of the KGB, playing cards with questions and answers, dice and wrestling ring that looks like a game board. The hours of fun you'll have playing this game."

Phantam Fairtex: "If you think that's a reference to Massacre well it's close but no. It's just what they used to be before they got their identity crisis."

Reporter: "Do you really think you'll succeed in beating Massacre especially since they looked good in their debut."

Tong Fairtex: "Anything is possible and believe me we plan on being victorious tonight and we will come out on top."

Phantam Fairtex: "Like brother Tong says we're the best there is, was and we're excellent and if anyone says differently. Then they aren't excellent."

Tong Fairtex: "Let's go bruh and let's create an International Incident at Massacre's expense."

Phantam Fairtex: "Right behind you bruh and diplomacy be damned."

(They leave the lockerroom and say something in Russian to the two Mysterious Figures and they look at the Reporter before leaving as the scene slowly fades to black.)

(The broadcast returns from commercials for Aeroflot, previews of SWAT's upcoming shows, promos for the latest movie releases and fall television shows along with a commercial with various SWAT wrestlers and Joe Pesci promoting his latest pizza shop opening in Moscow.)

WWW: "Welcome back to International Incident and we're joined by Dragonatrix. As you can see SWAT's boss has expanded his non-wrestling interests."

Melvyn: "He's a clever businessman and he knows how to treat the wrestlers. I mean he's treated everyone to a pizza party and even you must have enjoyed the pizza."

Dragonatrix: "He had to pay me just to show up and believe me I tasted that pizza and he must have cut so many corners that even the Italian people would put a contract hit out on him if they tried that pizza chain's brand of pizza."

WWW: "Well he's paying the wrestlers to endorse it. So I guess he's putting in a little more cheese in their wallets so to speak."

Melvyn: "I can take a bit of that action anytime Mr. Pesci asks me too."

Dragonatrix: "Suck Up."

WWW: "Speaking of action this next match could probably top the four way last time."

Dragonatrix: "If it ends up like the last time some asses are going to be handed to them."

Melvyn: "Why did Mrs. Strain make this mixed six-woman match."

Dragonatrix: "You'll see pervy."

Melvyn: "That's Mervyn."

Dragonatrix: "Like whatever, who cares pervy."

WWW: "What makes this match so interesting is the fact that only one two new comer teams consists of three who actually teamed together and are one unit. They are The Troublesome Trio of Erika, Thalia and Karina."

Dragonatrix: "Singles, tag or six-woman or six-man matches doesn't matter. What matters is your ability to gel as a six woman team like tonight's match
is going down as."

Melvyn: "Oh how I would like to be part of this match and enjoy being part of the action."

Dragonatrix: "Well be our guest and you can pay for your own hospital stay."

WWW: "Another interesting trio in this match consists of The Hired Killers teaming up with former SWAT Amazons Women's Champion 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."

Melvyn: "This team won't even last long since 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and jade could turn on each other and that makes this a potential two matches in one."

Dragonatrix: "Well they want their rematch in the worst possible way and they are going to have to wait until this match is over and the time actually comes and believe me when that time comes it's going to be more of a war than the last time."

WWW: "You're right about that Dragonatrix but the last trio gives new meaning to this match."

Melvyn: "You mean one of Marcus's idiots are in this six-woman match."

Dragonatrix: "None of them are teaming up in this match Pervy."

Melvyn: "That's Mervyn....."

Dragonatrix: "Who fuckin cares Pervy."

WWW: "Right now let's go to the ring for the introductions for this epic and somewhat volatile nine-woman six woman tag team match."

Frank Salazar: "This match is scheduled for one fall and it's a nine way six-woman tag match. Introducing first from Crystal Lake, Fla. and Sidney, Australia now living in Clearwater, Fla. and St. Catherines, Toronto, Canada respectively. They come in at a combined weight of 492lbs. Please welcome Double Trouble 'Femme Fatale' Bonnie Kay and 'Venus Flytrap' Pamela Royce and 'Canadian Bad Boy' Ronnie Cash."

("Femme Fatale" by $CFO plays lights turning light purple, pink and magenta as Double Trouble and Ronnie Cash come from behind the curtain to boos. They pose on the ramp. Double Trouble and Bonnie Cash walk sultry to the ring while Ronnie has his arms locked around theirs. They enter the ring and Ronnie poses and wipes away imaginary sweat from his body as Bonnie takes off her robe and then poses on the top rope. Pamela poses on the top rope with a rose holding it high as she brings it close to her and gazes both ways as she tosses it aside and gloats.)

Melvyn: "Some guys have all the luck."

Dragonatrix: "You want to take his place."

Melvyn: "You think I have a suicide wish."

Dragonatrix: "You're the sex-fiend Pervy."

Frank Salazar: "Introducing next from Ponte Vedra Beach Fla., Altyus, Lithuania and Melbourne, Australia. They come in at a combined weight of 405lbs. Please welcome Erika, Thalia and Karina The Troublesome trio."

("Love Disease" plays as purple, pink and blue lights flash across the arena as The Troublesome Trio come out and pose on the ramp. Erika poses with her hands on her hips, looks both ways before rolling her eyes. Thalia turns around and poses while Karina brings a hand down and places two fingers upon her lips before all three make their way to the ring. Thalia steps through the second ropes, walks to the center of the rings posing as she gazes both ways. Karina crawls under the bottom rope like a sexy cat as she grabs the second rope and walks to the center of the ring, points towards the crowd then does her sexy pose and brings her hands to each side of her hips. Erika helps herself up, does a sexy pose and then steps through the middle rope stepping into the ring and as she wore all purple attire and a glittery purple jacket which she takes off and climbs the top turnbuckle yelling "Call me crazy! And i will bite you! I mean it!" She steps down with a crazed look in her eyes.)

WWW: "Well We'll see what The Troublesome trio and Double Trouble and Ronnie Cash can do in their debuts especially against the unpredictable trio that's about to be introduced."

Dragonatrix: "Watch the arena explode."

Frank Salazar: "Now introducing from Bangkok, Thailand. They come in at a combined weight of 300lbs. They are The Hired Killers, SWAT Amazons Women's Champion Jade, and Kim."

("Street Fight(Rumble on the Sunset Strip)" plays and The Hired Killers, Jade and Kim, slowly and ominously make their way to the ring wearing long dark trenchcoats and dark shades. They enter the ring and slowly and ominously take off their dark shades placing them in their trenchcoats and then taking off their trenchcoats revealing black leglength wrestling tights, black wrestling boots and black MMA fighting tops.)

WWW: "Now things will really get interesting."

Frank Salazar : "Now introducing their partner from Dublin, Ireland. She comes in at 5'5" and weighs in at 130lbs. She is the former SWAT Amazons Women's Champion. Please welcome 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."

("Linger Cranberries" plays and "Lucky" Linda La Fey storms ringside slapping the ringsiders hands and slides under the bottom ropes and into the ring.)

Dragonatrix: "Everyone's in the ring and now things are going to get real interesting."

WWW: "Everyone's conversing about who's starting out. Looks like Bonnie is starting out along with Erika and Kim. Shades from No Man's Land: All In but with Six-Woman competition."

Dragonatrix: "All three just started trading punches and kicks. Kim forces both Erika and Bonnie into the ropes and Kim double clotheslines them and roars as she bounds into the ropes and running splashes both of them into the security guard railing."

Melvyn: Oh please one of my favorite women just got hurt."

Dragonatrix: "Oh first you want to bang the Mean Girls and now you want to bang one of the newcomer teams."

Melvyn: "Only The Troublesome Trio."

Dragonatrix: "How about if I just buy you all of Better Than Sex's merchandise and you can enjoy all the S&M you want."

Melvyn: "Could you do that. Kim throws Erika back into the ring and reenters and she picks up Erika and bodyslams her with authority. Kim does The Three Amigos. Someone please keep my Troublesome Trio in one piece. Please keep them in one piece."

Dragonatrix: "You are one pathetic piece of work."

WWW: "Kim goes to the top rope but Bonnie returns to the ring and dropkicks Kim off the top rope and onto the hard concrete floor. Bonnie picks up Erika and whips her into the ropes and she dropkicks her. Now Bonnie's on fire."

Melvyn: "Oh Bonnie's hot but Erika's an even hotter babe. She tags in Pamela and goes to work on Erika with stomps to Erika's chest and body. Pamela doesn't see Kim reenter the ring as she whips Erika into the ropes. Kim clotheslines Pamela from behind and then she clotheslines my poor Erika."

Dragonatrix: "Oh stuff it up your pants Pervy. Kim belly to back suplex's Pamela and gives one to Erika before tagging in 'Lucky' Linda La Fey. Linda delivers a series of stiff forearms to Pamela before and then to Erika. She whips Erika into the ropes not seeing Thalia tag in. She stops and Thalia clotheslines Linda from behind."

WWW: "Troublesome Trio is working like a true team. Thalia whips Pamela into the ropes and Pamela counters with a flying forearm. She scrambles quickly to her corner and tags in Ronnie Cash. He wastes no time entering and going to work on Thalia. He picks her up and bodyslams her with authority
before he stands over her and bump and grinds like a stripper."

Melvyn: "This is a man after my own heart. Oh I just wish I was doing that with both The Troublesome Trio and Mean Girls. He straddle pins Thalia, but Linda baseball slide dropkicks him in the face and does it again and delivers some stiff kicks to his chest but he seems to be enjoying it."

Dragonatrix: "You two seemed to have been separated at birth. Linda kicks him in the crotch and in the face. Thalia joins in but he delivers a stiff kick to Thalia and slaps Linda hard. He grabs both Linda and Thalia by their throats and double chokeslams them hard with little or no effort."

WWW: "I can't believe he's blowing kisses to the opponent's corners and Kim and Erika have to keep their partners from entering the ring. Ronnie bodyslams Linda on top of Thalia and then straddle sits on them in a humiliating way. He obviously doesn't care how he gets to pin them."

Dragonatrix: "Disgusting as the referee counts but he intentionally breaks the count. He gets up and pretends to allow Linda and Thalia to go to their corners but he pulls Linda away by her tights as Thalia tries to get to her corner but Ronnie pulls her up by her hair and plants a kiss on her lips. Linda gets up and kicks him in the legs repeatedly but he grabs her by the hair and like the pig he is gives her a kiss on the lips. I guess he named himself appropriately. The Troublesome Trio and The Hired Killers are nearly ready to storm into the ring and go after him. Linda kicks him in the crotch doubling him over before scrambling over to her corner and tagging a really enraged champion Jade into the ring."

Melvyn: "Jade roars as she charges and spear him doubling him over and then executes a jumping jawbreaker. Come on that's not right to break that billion dollar face Jade. She opens up a can of whoop ass and leaves the ring and she finds a baseball bat and reenters the ring....."

Jade: "Hurrah!"

Dragonatrix: "Jade waits and cracks him in the back repeatedly with that baseball bat. She grabs him by the hair and seems to be in his face demanding that he give her fifty push ups. Jade's face seems to tell it all as she gives him a few more baseball bat shots to his back."

WWW: "To think that could have been you if you volunteered to take Ronnie's place. Jade saddle sits him and she ground and pounds him hard with a vengeance before leaving the ring and she returns with a big wrench and the look on her face doesn't promise anything good will come out of it's use."

Melvyn: "No not his billion dollar money maker. Jade just smashed that wrench into his crotch repeatedly and now she places the jaws on his crotch and he's screaming in pain as Jade tightens it's jaws onto his crotch. That's going to be both agonizing and revenue loss on his part."

Dragonatrix: "Gee I thought you'd like that since it's also inn the Better Than Sex DVD Pervy. Doesn't remind you of your Mean Girls orgy. Double Trouble saves their partner with a double boot to the face. Ronnie barely rolls over to his corner while Thalia tags in Karina."

WWW: "Ronnie's trying desperately to unscrew the jaws of that wrench from his crotch. He looks a bit more upset now while Bonnie and Pamela work on Jade and Karina. They whip Jade into the corner and take turns clotheslining her. Looks like another breakdown in order as the rest of the members of all three teams are now in the ring. Bonnie continues to work on Karina and attempts a bodyslam but Karina floats over and she backstabs Bonnie and makes the cover for a two count. Karina drops an elbow to her chest and leaves the ring to get something."

Melvyn: "Jade should be banned from wrestling after what she did to poor Ronnie Cash."

Dragonatrix: "Why? Because you wanted to have your crotch tightened by a big wrench but Ronnie Cash fulfilled your wet dream."

Melvyn: "Yeah!....I mean No!"

Dragonatrix: "Yah you're the perfect demographic for Better Than Sex's S&M kit."

Melvyn: "Jade running clotheslines Bonnie and she Slaughter Cannons Karina before dropping a knee on both of them. Linda and Kim are going after Erika and Thalia. Jade sets up Bonnie for a suplex but she floats over and counters with a katahajime and she has it in tight. She takes Jade to the canvas and tries to place a leg scissors around her body but Jade is fighting it all the way. Jade turns her body and delivers a series of elbows as she turns her self around and onto Bonnie."

Dragonatrix: "That's Jade's reputation as one who can't be pinned or submitted so easily. She counters with a series of forearms strikes and forearm scrapes to Bonnie's head and face. Ronnie still can't get that wrench off his crotch and he's howling angrily in pain as he finally gets it loose with plenty of effort. He gets himself together again and he uses the wrench and smashes it into The Troublesome Trio's backs and then goes after Linda but misses."

WWW: "The Hired Killers leave the ring but come back with barbed wore baseball bats and give one to Linda. Ronnie's looking like he doesn't want no part of those barbed wire bats and bails out of the ring. The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey have no intention of letting him off the hook that easily after what he did."

Melvyn: "Double Trouble just saved him with chair shots to the heads of Linda and The Hired Killers only to get wiped out by suicide planchas compliments of The Troublesome Trio. Erika grabs Jade and she throws her back into the ring and uses the baseball bat to beat her in the back. She picks her up and goes behind her and places the bat into Jade's throat and she starts choking her."

Dragonatrix: "Jade slowly gets to her feet and she delivers a few elbow strikes to Erika's side and she follows up with an over the back Judo throw and both women are down.

WWW: "Both women are slow to get up as Ronnie running clotheslines them both followed by a series of kicks and stomps. He's angry after getting his crotch tightened by a big wrench. He leaves the ring and slides in a table and finds another table and slides it in too. I don't think it's for a double date."

Melvyn: "Don't do that for my future triple dinner date with The Troublesome trio....Okay at least one third of them. He's setting them up and he's smiling and laughing sadistically as he leaves the ring and throws Thalia and Kim back into the ring. He sets up Thalia and powerbombs her through the table. He picks her up by the hair and he looks at Jade...."

Ronnie Cash: "Your sister's going to pay for what she did to me bitch!"

Dragonatrix: "Ronnie positions her for a powerbomb but Kim slips out and she DDT's his head through that table and Kim felt it too and both are down."

WWW: "Meanwhile on the outside Linda finds one of the barbed wire baseball bats and lets both members of Double Trouble have it. Jade sees Ronnie and chopblocks him in the leg forcing him back down to one knee. Jade leaves the ring and she finds a big roll of tape and an icepick."

Melvyn: "Jade's facial expression is even more scarier than Ronnie's just now. She wraps the tape around his mouth and head repeatedly as if she's wrapping a mummy. She then places a knee into his back and forces him down face first and grabs him by the wrists and struggles but she manages to wrap both wrists together with the tape before using the ice pick to dig into his head making him bleed."

Jade: "How does it feel to get what you dish out maggot!"

Dragonatrix: "Yeah Pervy you could have been just like Ronnie in the ring and what a shame that is. Jade finds the wrench again and she rolls him over and that look on her face gets even more scarier as she goes for a repeat performance with his crotch. She sees Erika charging and superkicks her while Linda and Kim go after Double Trouble. Jade once again places the wrench into his crotch and makes it even tighter as Ronnie's in twice as much pain than the first time."

WWW: "Karina and Thalia go after Linda and Kim as Jade bounds into the ropes and flies over the top and she wipes out both her teammates, Double Trouble along with Thalia and Karina. Erika springboard moonsalts off the ring apron and she wipes out Jade. Talking about a massive pileup of bodies."

Melvyn: "Meanwhile Ronnie is still in the ring alone without anyone to help him get that wrench off his crotch and that tape removed from his face and wrists. I mean here's a great an honorable man who was willing to team up with Double Trouble. Come referee and free him and DQ Jade for even letting this happen."

Dragonatrix: "Find a good excuse other than Ronnie Cash getting what he deserves. Erika and Jade are continue their all out brawl. She whips Jade intothe ring post and she trainwrecks the champion. Erika finds a chair and she swings and misses, but Jade counters with a very stiff and powerful Muy Thai kick as Erika takes another swing and Erika gets hit with the chair instead."

WWW: "Jade follows up with a spear into the security guard railing. Kim and Linda find some heavy duty chains and they whip Thalia and Karina before turning and whipping Double Trouble with them. It's a surprise that The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey are actually working together as a team knowing Jade and Linda will have to face each other."

Melvyn: "Damned it my triple dream dates are being unfairly targeted by The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey because they are better looking. Linda and Kim unceremoniously throw Double Trouble back into the ring. Linda points at Ronnie and nod smiling as they intend to do more harm to poor Ronnie Cash."

Dragonatrix: "Jade just reentered the ring and they are pointing at Jade who is rubbing her hands in anticipation."

Jade: "Hurrah!"

Ringsiders: "Hurrah!"

Kim and Linda: "Erin go Braugh!"

Ringsiders: "Erin go Braugh!"

Dragonatrix: "You can tell they're going to enjoy this. They set up Bonnie and spike powerbomb her onto Ronnie and do the same to Pamela and Ronnie doesn't seem to be enjoying that experience. Yeah Pervy tyou are really missing out on that action in the ring."

WWW: "Linda covers all three but only gets a close two count. Barely forces them off especially since he's in pain from that wrench on his crotch. Talking about bizarre situations and we are seeing some really bizarre situations here in this match. They leave and slide in another table and it's going to be more payback time as they set the table up."

Melvyn: "Somebody has to arrest these three women for attempted murder. Ronnie's helpless and can't even defend himself against these three women. Come on referee stop this injustice because they want to kill him."

Dragonatrix: "Stop whining. He signed up for this match and he knew what he was doing. Hell he showed disrespect to the opponents and it's coming back to bite him. I call it the ultimate #METOO and #TIME'S UP movement revenge moment."

WWW: "They lift Ronnie onto the table and they seem to have very bad intentions. The Troublesome Trio return to the ring and barely manage to save Ronnie from his well deserved fate at the hands of Linda La Fey and The Hired Killers."

Melvyn: "Oh thank you my triple dinner dates for saving Ronnie from such a terrible fate. Now all those chivalrous princess have to do is rid him of those bonds that are holding him. Please do it for me ladies. Do it for me. The Troublesome Trio removes the tape from around his mouth and head and he's crying out in pain and now they are taking turns kissing him. Come on I should be the one getting your sweet kisses.....What did they do. I can't believe they just taken turns kicking his crotch which is already in pain due to that wrench in his crotch."

Dragonatrix: "So they saved him to join in and give him exactly what he deserved. They start brawling with The Hired Killers and Linda who seem more than happy to brawl with the Troublesome Trio. Thalia and Karina whip Kim and Linda into the ropes and deliver double jumping knee strikes. Erika and Jade continue their wild brawl and both have the same looks and reactions to the others punches, chops and forearms. They seem to be daring the other to bring it and they are definitely bringing it."

WWW: "These two are definitely bringing the heavy artillery and they seem to be lucky to be still standing as they roar and are thumping their chests while yelling challenges to bring it on harder....."

Jade: "That's it! That's all you got!"

Erika: "Let's see if you keep standing after this bitch!"

WWW: "They start unloading with lightning fast fists and elbows with such a renewed fury even I can't believe they can continue at this pace."

Melvyn: "Both seem to be still staggering but still on their feet demanding more. Meanwhile Double Trouble's desperately trying to finish removing the tape from his wrists but to no avail. They find the ice pick and Bonnie picks it up and starts ripping at the tape and all the while poor Ronnie is screaming and crying out in pain from all that torture."

Dragonatrix: "If you had a wrench in your crotch would you be enjoying it."

Melvyn: "Only if it was in bed."

Dragonatrix: "Why am I not surprised. Double Trouble finally rips the tape off his wrists and are trying to remove that wrench. Karina and Thalia are grounding and pounding Linda and Kim, who turn them around and return the favor with a ground and pound of their own. So far it's been quite a war from the outset."

WWW: "I have to agree with your assessment there. It looks like Ronnie's desperately trying to instruct Double Trouble to get that wrench off of his crotch. Meanwhile Thalia and Karina set up and execute double fisherman suplexes and double hook the legs.....One.....Two....T...NO! Both Linda and Kim kick out."

Melvyn: "Erika whips Jade into the corner but Jade counters with a Russian Sickle. She waits and bounds into the ropes and executes a slingblade before going for a double hook pin.....One.....Two....Th.....NO! Erika barely gets a shoulder up."

Dragonatrix: "Let no one say that impressing Mrs. Strain in your debut match isn't a top priority and it's an accomplishment worth seeking. Double Trouble yanks that wrench free from their partner Ronnie Cash who is screaming like Pervy when he's being banged in bed."

Melvyn: "That's a lie and you know it."

Dragonatrix: "Really."

Melvyn: "Well....."

Dragonatrix: "I thought so."


WWW: "Bonnie attacks Kim from behind and with that wrench and is working on that knee while Pamela cinches in a cobra clutch on Linda and Jade just backdropped a charging Erika over the top ropes. She lands on the ring apron and rams a shoulder into Jade's mid-section and sunsets flips over into a pin."

Melvyn: "The referee's too distracted by Pamela's submission of Linda. Jade kicks out and The Troublesome Trio is beating and stomping a helpless Ronnie Cash. Jade comes up behind Bonnie and she cinches in a katahajime on Bonnie as Kim attacks Pamela forcing her to release the cobra clutch. Looks like Ronnie was saved from a bunch of chair shots."

Dragonatrix: "Let no one say Jade doesn't back her teammates or vice versa. She takes Pamela to the mat and applies a body scissors putting more pressure on Pamela's breathing. She struggles to get to the ropes and Ronnie manages to come to her rescue like a knight in shining armor by stomping and kicking Jade in her face and head before boot washing her face."

WWW: "Obviously he didn't like what Jade did to him. He continues his brutal assault on Jade stomping all over her chest and body. He screams in her face and bwfore delivering a brutal ground and pound bloodying Jade. I hate to see what would happen if her husband comes out."

Melvyn: "You can bet Tong won't be in a good mood when Team Fairtex faces Massacre. They'll even be more motivated than ever after Ronnie's actions. Ronnie holds Jade as Bonnie bitch slaps her as he continues to encourage her to do so. If the referee won't do anything about Jade Bonnie and Ronnie will. Jade kicks her away but as she tries to kick her away again Bonnie low blows her. Do it again Bonnie and harder this time. Do it for Ronnie."

Dragonatrix: "Yeah and you'd enjoy it they did it to you."

Melvyn: "That's been my dream when it comes to dates."

Dragonatrix: "Why did I even ask. Linda spears Bonnie as Kim launches herself off the top turnbuckle and dropkicks Ronnie in the back of his head. Ronnie recovers enough and grabs one member of Troublesome Trio by the hair and throws each of them out unceremoniously over the top ropes."

WWW: "As if Ronnie Cash can't stoop any lower then he has down already. He and Double Trouble concentrate on The Hired Killers and Linda La Fey. Ronnie continues to stomp on Jade who slowly tries to get back to her feet but he uses his foot to push her down in a humiliating way. She turns on her back and slips out as Ronnie crashes and burns with a butt bomb."

Melvyn: "Poor Ronnie's still suffering from the after effects of that wrench in his crotch. Jade baseball slide dropkicks him in the face followed by a series of headbutts to his sternum and crotch. She mounts and returns the favor with a vicious ground and pound of her own and she is definitely looking for vengeance after what he did to her. Ronnie's bleding more than ever and she makes it worse by biting the cuts on his head."

Dragonatrix: "He asked for it and he's getting it. Jade spears Bonnie and gives her a bitch slapping in return. She lays in the fists hard and with a vengeance before bodyslamming her with authority and opening up a can of whoop ass. She picks up the baseball bat and she cracks it over Bonnie's legs and knees with a mean spirited scowl on her face."

WWW: "Jade's shown a real vicious streak in her but she's definitely more vicious than normal. I guess she wants to show everyone including the newcomers what they are in for especially Terry Wilds for insulting The Hired Killers, Erika and Linda La Fey if and when she and jade meet."

Melvyn: "Come on referee she's trying to kill Bonnie. Someone call 999 or 911 to arrest Jade. She jams the handle into Pamela's stomach and cracks the bat over her head. Jade's eyes light up and she hits Ronnie in the face with the baseball bat and he's bleeding worse now."

Dragonatrix: "Jade's blood for blood policy is in play here now and she's like a predator smelling blood. She does the samething to Pamela who's now really busted open and and bleeding. Ronnie tries to get up but Jade straddles his back and uses the barbed wire baseball bat to dig into his already bleeding head making his cuts even worse. If you want extreme and hardcore violence and action just watch Jade, Erika and Linda in action beating each other up."

WWW: "Speaking of The Troublesome Trio. They return to the ring and attack Double Trouble and throw them out of the ring unceremoniously. The Hired Killers and Linda La Fey are now letting loose with their fists and The Troublesome Trio triple low blow them and whip them into the ropes and they catch them in a triple abdominal stretch."

Melvyn: "Oh goodie. My triple dinner dates are going to win by submission just for me. Make the Hired Killers and Linda La Fey pay for what they did for my dream wish."

Dragonatrix: "In your wet dreams Pervy. The referee is checking if they want to submit but all three refuse. Erika's demanding that the referee ring the bell while The Hired Killers and Linda La Fey grunt and snarl while Jade hiptosses Erika with authority as Linda and Kim do the same. All three are on one knee barely and are slow to get up as are The Troublesome Trio and they look tired and exhausted from this brutal and bloody epic war."

WWW: "Epic is right. Jade and Erika are back up on their feet first and Jade avoids a wild back fist and grips her wrist she retains wrist control and attempts a Rainmaker but Erika ducks and counters with a swinging neckbreaker."

Melvyn: "The referee's in position but Jade kicks out barely before three. They slowly get up exchanging punches and forearms grunting and continuing to exchange punches daring the other to bring it. Linda and Kim exchange chops with Thalia and Karina with the same intensity as Jade and Erika as all six are daring the other and they are bringing it."

Dragonatrix: "Ronnie's managed to get himself to his feet barely after a bit of rest in the corner. He clotheslines both Linda and Kim knocking them and Thalia and Karina out of the ring. Double Trouble kicks and stomps them before grabbing and beating them with chairs."

WWW: "Ronnie finds and uses the barbed wire baseball bat and he hits a grand slam into Jade's and then Erika's stomachs He positions them both and executes a double DDT before making the cover.....One.....Two.....Thr.....No! They both barely get their arms up."

Melvyn: "he sould have pinned Jade instead of one third of my dinner date. Ronnie whips Jade into the ropes before he powerslams her before going for the cover and gets a close three count. Erika drops a leg on Ronnie's neck and attempts a sleeper but he slowly gets up and roars as he back drops her squashing my poor Erika."

Dragonatrix: "Ronnie goes for the pin but Jade legdrops his head and breaks it up as Double Trouble storms ring again with chairs and they double concerto her. Bonnie tells Ronnie to hold Jade as she bangs the chair onto the canvas as Kim and Linda reenter the ring and double dropkick Double Trouble into Ronnie as Thalia and Karina reenter the ring."

WWW: "Total chaos and mayhem has just broken out as usual is the case. They go after each other with everything they can grab that's still in the ring. Ronnie charges and Thalia and Kim pull down the ropes sending him flying out of the ring onto the concrete floor. Thalia sommersaults and lands on the ring apron before executing a springboard moonsault off the ropes onto Ronnie."

Melvyn: "Kim follows bounding into the ropes and and executes a flying suicide clothesline knocking them all into the security guard railing. Linda dropkicks Karina out of the ring and then launches herself from the top turnbuckle and corkscrew plancha wiping them all out."

Dragonatrix: "Jade, Erika and Bonnie are exchanging kicks and punches staggering the other but they still refuse to go down. Bonnie and Erika force Jade into the ropes and Erika whips Bonnie into Jade who backbody drops her and then springboards from the ropes and executes a roaring Muy Thai knee strike to Erika's chin and she's down."

WWW: "That came out of nowhere. Jade's roaring and psyching herself up as she's in the zone right now. She picks up Erika by the wrist again and she retains wrist control as she sets up and executes a Rainmaker. She still retains control and positions and does it again and then a third and fourth time before making the pin.....One.....Two.....Three."

Ring Announcer: "Your winners at 25minutes The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."

WWW: "In what was a brutal war The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey pull out an epic and well earned victory. Kim and Linda reenter the ring to have their hands raised and The Hired Killers embrace but Linda seems not to want to join in. Jade offers her hand and asks her to shake it which is the least Linda can do but she motions that the title is coming back to her. They start talking and exchanging words before they start shoving each other hard glaring and threatening to beat each other up."

Melvyn: "Oh let Linda get justice for my triple dinner dates torture. Kim tries to get between them and cool them both down but both shove her aside not seeing Double Trouble reenter the ring and attack them from behind. Come on Double Trouble beat them up for trying to murder my triple dinner dates."

Dragonatrix: "Get a grip and stop your whining Pervy. You can kiss their cuts and bruises while you're having your fantasy orgy."

Melvyn: "Hey you're right. Thanks for perking me up."

Dragonatrix: "Oh please."

WWW: "Thalia and Karina just reentered the ring and everyone's going at it as Linda, Erika and Jade are brawling hard and fast."

Melvyn: "Aren't you going to intervene."

Dragonatrix: "Delilah told me not to intervene and just let them go at it so I'm going to do as she ordered me and stay out of it."

WWW: "The Troublesome Trio's continuing their war with Kim and Double Trouble while Linda and Jade continue their wild brawl. Ronnie Cash has just joined in going after everybody in his sight."

Melvyn: "Here comes Terry Wild followed by Avery Cullen who storms the ring and takes a potshot at Kim who starts going at it with her while Avery tries to break up Linda who shoves her off and Jade spears Linda and hey are both rolling back and forth fighting in the ring with their fists."

Dragonatrix: "I think Ronnie should watch out since Lynn Brewster's come out along with the rest of the SWAT Amazons roster to try and break up this riot. Team Fairtex also comes out as Lynn clotheslines Ronnie out of the ring. Looks like he can't beat someone his own size. He sees an angry Tong Fairtex coming after him and he runs up the ramp followed by Team Fairtex and Phantam barely catches Tong and cools him down."

WWW: "Meanwhile security and ring personnel storm the ring and try to get some semblance of order as Avery and Kim finally get Jade off of Linda and separate them as they kick and scream threatening to kick the other's asses. If they have their rematch....."

Melvyn: "This wasn't their rematch."

WWW: "No it wasn't. As I was saying if they have their rematch it's going to be a wild one. However, now that the ring is almost cleared out and the ring personnel can clear it from all that mess. We'll take a short break and when we return you'll see more exciting action live from International Incident."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

The scene opens on the backstage area where we see Joanne sitting in her locker room waiting for the match to begin. The night had already started and it was starting to get boring. Candice had already stopped by and had a pep talk about their match. She leans back against the lockers as a knock comes to the door. She gets up and walks to the door and opens it seeing her friend Vincent on the other side with a dozen roses.

Joanne: What are you doin' here?

Vincent: I came to wish you good luck. I got tickets and Mister Pesci saw me. He knew I was a friend of yours and said I could come and see you.

Joanne blushes as she takes the roses.

Joanne: Thank you that's really sweet. You didn't happen to see the guys in the hallway or anythin' did you?

Vincent: Yeah they were on their way back. They said it was alright. They always said that you don't like to be disturbed before your matches.

Joanne turns and smiles softly.

Joanne: Most times. But this is different. I'm glad that you came to see me.

Vincent: It was my pleasure. Are you alright after your apparent assassination?

Joanne laughs and grabs her jacket and slips it on.

Joanne: Yeah I'm fine. I've been through worse. Do you want to grab a drink right quick before my match?

Vincent: I would like that. Are you sure you have time?

Joanne: I do. Come on.You're buyin'.

He nods as they head out into the hallway and soon disappear around the corner as the scene fades to black.

Webber: Kind of a follow up from the Best of Both Worlds event, we have tag team Amazon action next.

Melvyn: With ACW closing and Europe just opening the Amazons are in a prime position to grab as much of the spotlight as possible. I bet that's what they're doing here tonight.

Salazar: The following Amazons Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall.

“Spiteful” begins. The camera quickly shows toward the ramp music playing lights beaming blue and white flashed across the arena brings out Wendy Bliss who poses on the ramp doing the four finger pose conceded and arrogant she rolls her eyes and starts heading toward the ring as she walks down the aisle confident tron shows some of her best moments in her career

Alexa confidently makes her way toward the side of the ring helping herself as she sits on the side of the ring and poses with a big smirk on her face holds onto the second rope helping herself up then slides through the middle rope now in the ring Wendy poses stepping on the second rope as she has a big smirk on her face and then steps down and has that witch look in her eyes arrogant and spiteful.

Salazar: Coming to the ring first. From Cleveland, Ohio. One half of the Mean Girls... WENDY!!!!

“Livin Large” begins. YO YO YO

is heard followed by some upeat music bringing out tomboyish mermaid Lizzie who looks both ways and has that rogue look in her eyes as she looks to cause some trouble tonight as she looks both ways again and rolls her eyes.

Running her hands through her pig tails as she walks toward the ring as she smirked in a cocky way and continued her path toward the ring lights beamed yellow and pink across the arena tron shows some of her meanest moments in the ring and showing how vivacious she can be

Lizzie reaches the ring as she slides on the side of the ring and then steps through the rope brat look in her eyes brings both hands behind her back as she walks toward the front center and jumps on the second half of the rope sitting as she then slides her head out peaking and rolling her eyes at the crowd then slides back inside the ring now as she smirks in a cocky arrogant way at the crowd as she got booed by the fans.

Salazar: And her partner. From Elmwood Park, New Jersey. LIZZIE!!!

The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play. A picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past. The spotlight focuses on four figures figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards. They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, , talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, and hands it to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring.

Salazar: And their opponents. First From the Jersey Shore... Joanne Canelli !!!



“Hot Mess” by Christy Hemme begins as Candice struts down to the ring to join her partner.

Salazar: And her partner. From Jacksonville, Florida. Candice Correlli!!!

Webber: All women with attitude out there tonight.

Melvyn: The mean and the bitchy.

Webber: Not sure if I'd use those words exactly. However it appears Wendy will be starting against Joanne.

The two lock in the center of the ring, struggling back and forth before Joanne pulls Wendy into a headlock. She twists a bit until Wendy shoves her off. Joanne comes off the ropes and they lock up again. This time Wendy pulling Joanne into a headlock.



Webber: An openning that suggests an even match up.

Melvyn: Someone will gain momentum. Just give it a minute.

Wendy holding onto the headlock and manages to get down to one knee while holding onto Joanne. Joanne forces them back up and manages a back body drop onto Wendy to break the hold. After getting up she grabs the leg of her opponent and proceeds to turn like to put her in a hold, but Wendy kicks her from behind, sending her into her corner. Lizzie hitting a forearm onto Joanne as she hits the turnbuckle.

Webber: Cheap shot from Lizzie.

Melvyn: These are the Amazons. If they can't take a little fowl play perhaps this isn't the place for them.

Joanne steps out of the corner, stunned from the blow to the back of the head. Wendy already back up and grabbing her into a DDT. She quickly tags in her partner. Lizzie hopping to the top rope and trying for a flying leg drop on Joanne. Joanne manages to move out of the way at the last second making Lizzie land hard on her tail bone.

Melvyn: And like that the tables turn again. See, she could take it.

Webber: Glad you have such faith in our women that rules don't matter.

Joanne gets up as fast as she can and lands a hard kick across the chest of Lizzie, sending her onto her back hard. Joanne turns and starts to wander back towards her corner, looking to tag. Lizzie isn't stunned enough to let this happen. Hoping up and cutting Joanne off, grabbing her from behind and hitting a stiff neckbreaker.

Webber: They don't want to let Joanne get that tag in.

Lizzie gets back up and pulls Joanne over to her corner. Tagging Wendy and stuffing Joanne into the corner. The two of them proceed to kick into Joanne's stomach several times. Both back up and Wendy goes to whip Lizzie into Joanne. She moves again, making Lizzie go chest first into the turnbuckle. Joanne rushes out of the corner and ducks under a forearm from Wendy to jump and tag Candice.

Webber: Finally getting in the tag.

Melvyn: Guess Joanne just had too much fight.

Candice gets in, Joanne just resting against the ropes for a moment. She runs at Wendy. Who manages to avoid a high kick. She ducks behind Candice. Candice goes to hit a superkick, but Wendy ducks, Joanne taking it directly onto the chin.

Webber: Joanne just taking a kick on the chin from her own partner.

Melvyn: Sometimes if you don't get out of the ring fast enough you run the risk of this.

Lizze and Wendy are both now in the ring, staring down Candice, who stands in front of Joanne. Joanne slumped in the corner. Taking a defensive stance.

Webber: Is the ref going to get Lizzie out of the ring?

Melvyn: Joanne still in the ring as well.

Webber: She's out cold.

Candice's fists are up, but then she slowly lowers them to her side, smirking. Wendy and Lizzie rush in. And go right past Candice. Attacking Joanne kneeing and kicking her in the corner.

Webber: The hell? Candice is doing nothing to stop this.

Candice turns around watching as the other two are beating her partner. Then pull Joanne back up to her feet and Candice walks up, still smirking. Then steps back and hits another big kick into her face, laying Joanne out.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING



Webber: The ref calling an end to this assault. Joanne is basically in a handicap with Candice having betrayed her like this.

Melvyn: I don't know what's going on but there is no way Pesci is going to be happy with this.

Webber: Why would this happen?

The three girls climb out of the ring, starting to walk to the back as the ref check on Joanne, calling medics in to check her as well.