Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:26:19 GMT -5
Kelly won't kiss my friend, Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?
The show starts with multiple strippers dancing in cages hung above the top of the entrance way. Several more are on the stripper poles behind the announcers desk.
Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old
A few strippers come out from behind the curtain and start making their way down the aisle doing strip teases for several lucky fans.
But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go
She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
A tall blonde makes her way over to the announcers table and gets on top slowly dancing in front of Ace Scorpio and Jax Carver. Ace turns his head to look away while Jax reaches into his jacket pocket and begins to pull out of wads of cash.
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Pornstar dancin'
The music slowly fades out as the dancers make their way back up the aisle and Jax wipes his head with a handful of cash.
center]Glorious
Noble in my mind
Everything a fight to win
Taking all and giving
Whatever my pride would let me
Not backing down, not giving in
I wouldn't lose, I couldn't[/center]
Fireworks go off in the arena as it goes into total darkness. The music blasts throughout the arena as we see the letters ACWfading in and out on the screens. An explosion follows up with the faces of Team Fairtex winning the Anzac Cup. Syberus is then shown winning the Slain Asylum and having his hand raised in victory.
I am the one
(The one) Who lost control
(Control) But in the end I'd be the
Last Man Standing
Shots are then shown of Roxy and Alex Turner strutting down to ringside and then a shot of Roxy hitting a low blow on Daniel Collins. James Fierce footage turning on RH3 and joining the KGB.
I am the one
(The one) Who sold his soul
(His soul) Forever gone to be the
Last Man Standing
Flor Hermosa is shown throwing Bloodline into an ambulance and dancing on the entrance way. Kilroy Evans flashes through the screen with Andrew Karnage holding their arms up in victory. The CCS standing tall over Cyrus Williams and Rally Jackson. Daniel Collins is shown winning the International title.
I walk alone
With my head held high
Never felt that I belonged
Stand my ground at all costs
Running through life with blindfolds
Just for the right - right to be wrong
Nothing would rule my world but
Psychotic Goth and Vampira are showing holding up the ACW Heavyweight title and then we see Syberus put into the casket by Psychotic Goth. The ACW letters spin around as we see the KGB standing tall at the top of the ramp way in the team of CSK, Soutter and Bruno.
I am the one
(The one) Who lost control
(Control) But in the end I'd be the
Last Man Standing
Christian Sebastian Kennedy is shown winning the Heavyweight title with his arms up in the air and then we see footage of CSK standing tall over a fallen Kilroy Evans. The ACW letters fade in and fade out as Stefan Slain is shown with a coconut in his hand as the video suddenly shows a massive explosion with the letters ACW shattering into thousands of pieces. The lights suddenly go back on in the arena.
Ace Scorpio: Give it up to owner Stefan Slain for really putting the money into this company. Weve heard lots of changes are in store and welcome everyone back to ACW here in WASHINGTON D.C.!!!!. This is our second trip back and do we ever have a loaded card.
Jax Carver: Loaded? The last time I saw something this loaded was the strippers we had a few months ago. But youre right Ace! Weve got the return of Kilroy Evans! We have the debut of Vile Vince Viper!!! That alone is enough to tune in but thats just the beginning.
Ace Scorpio: We have an International title match, and a title vs title match between the Psychotic One and CSK. We also have the return of Hells Bouncer. But can you imagine the grudge match between International Champion Daniel Collins and Timeless Alex Turner? That match alone could get us thrown out of D.C.
Jax Carver: And debuts Ace! We have lots of debuts, lots of fresh talent and tonight is going to be the beginning I believe to some major shake ups in the title picture.
Ace: Well talk more about that as the evening progresses. We have so much going on tonight lets send it down to ringside to our ring announcer Frank Salazar.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your opening match of the evening. A fatal four way of new talent here in ACW. Coming down to the ring first. He stands 65 weighing in at 275 pounds from the Island of Samoa this is ROCK HARD EVERETTTTTTTTT ALONIIIIIIIIIIIII
Warriors Song by Warrior Project plays as Everett rushes onto the stage and runs half way down the aisle before stopping and raising his fists in the air. He makes his way down the aisle and jumps up on the ring apron, running around the ring and making his way over to the far corner.
Ace Scorpio: Everett is one of our many debuts here tonight as Stefan Slain has been throwing contracts around left and right. But these young men should know, its one thing to be given a contract but its another to deliver on your talent and keeping your worth.
Jax Carver: Ive heard a lot about these four men and cant wait to see what kind of talent Stefan has signed here to ACW.
The lights in the arena go out. "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena.
Frank Salazar: And our next competitor stands at 69 and weighs in at 295 pounds he resides in Denver, Colorado this is SADISTIC INSANITY DAMIANNNNNNNN PAYNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as Sadistic Insanity Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp. He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads. He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back. He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.
Frank Salazar: The next competitor making his way from Industry, Texas he stands at 63 and weighs in at 245 pounds this is THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILAAAAAAAAAA BALANNNNNN!!!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark.
Attila Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar: And finally the last man entering the ring, he stands at 62 and weights in at 265 pounds making his way from Huntington, WEST VIRGINIA this is BEELZBOZZZZZZZZOOOOOO!!!!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His everpresent Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: And this is going to be our first look at all four men here. Really hard to pick a winner without having any knowledge on them. Damian Payne is a journeyman we know that. But the others are looking to make their name here in ACW.
Jax Carver: I cant believe this crap. We already have enough clowns around here and now weve got an actual clown!
Ace Scorpio: So it looks like Everett Aloni and Damian Payne are going to start slugging it out in the corner as the Industrial Man Attila Balan and Beezlzebozo are going to go at it in the other corner.The Industrial Man grabs Beelzebzo by the neck and tosses him outside of the ring while Damian Payne floors Everett with a right hand a headbutt before throwing a right hand at the Industrial Man and throwing him outside the ring.
Jax Carver: Fans seem to be taking a shine to Damian Payne early on as he looks to be taking control of the match. God thats one big SOB.
Ace Scorpio: Everett back to his feet and spins Damian around who kicks him in the midsection and applies a headlock. Damian walking back against the ropes and shoves Everett across the ring and hits a shoulder tackle off the rebound, Everett goes down. Damian bounces off the ropes, jumps over Everett who gets up, steps to the side of Damian stops and turns around and belts Sadistic Insanity with a snap drop kick and a running bulldog.
Jax Carver: Damn Ace take a breath! Early impressions on this match so far says that Damian is going to be the big man of ACW.
Ace Scorpio: Everett walks over and grabs Damian by the hair who hits a low blow, Damian to his feet headbutts Everett and chokeslams him sending Everett to roll out of the ring. But here comes the Industrial Man from behind.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne looking to assert himself early as the Alpha Male by clearing out the ring. Lets see what the Industrial Man can do.
Ace Scorpio: Attila with a running forearm and a knee to the face of Damian Payne and then a dropkick sending Damian Payne through the ropes and out onto the floor. The industrial Man now holding court in the center of the ring.
Jax Carver: I changed my mind. The Industrial Man is my pick to become the future of ACW.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo rolls into the ring now and crouched down waiting for Attila to turn around but goes charging at him instead, Beelzebozo pushed into the ropes and connects with a shoulder block on the rebound. Beelzebozo runs off the ropes, Industrial Man gets up and jumps back down onto his chest, Beelzebozo stops and hits a standing moonsault and quickly gets to his feet showboating for the fans.
Jax Carver: Theres something about Beelzebozo that I cant help but think hes got a bright future here.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man gets to his feet but Beelzebozo takes him right back off of them with a standing dropkick. He walks over and grabs Attila and whips him into the ropes but its reversed and off the rebound Beelzebozo jumps up and hits a frankensteiner on Attila.
Jax Carver: Im telling you this guy has a lot of to offer and hes showing that hes ready for prime time.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo showboating for the fans who arent giving him any love. He goes over and grabs Attila and whips him into the corner. Beelzebozo charging after him but is met to the face with a stiff boot for his troubles.
Jax Carver: These two men looking to be the showcase of this match and attempt to steal the show from the start.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo smacking his face and seems upset as he charges towards the Industrial Man again who ducks and Beelzebozo goes flying over the turnbuckles but lands on the ring apron. Attila turns around and is greeted with a jumping side kick which sends him onto his back.
Jax Carver: I cant get a firm grasp on which one of these two men I like the most right now.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo quickly climbs the turnbuckles and hits a back flip onto Everett and Damian Payne outside the ring. Triple threat crash landing as the fans stand and applaud that. Beelzebozo showing a lot of potential early on in this match.
Jax Carver: I just dont know have enough about him in my bio. I know the guy is self destructive and Ive heard rumors that hes rather psychotic.
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man shaking the cobwebs out as he gets to his feet and tries to survey the mess outside the ring, but Damian Payne makes his way slowly around to the other side and clotheslines the Industrial Man from behind and sends him out of the ring.
Jax Carver: The big man taking over, this is his turf and his ring.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne now climbing up the turnbuckles and hits a flying cross bodypress on all three men. The big man flying like a 747 and wipes out the competition. Payne to his feet and pumping his fists in the air getting a reaction from the crowd.
Jax Carver: I told you Damian is the guy to back in this match. Hes got the experience and knows how to dominate any scenario hes placed in.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne goes over through the wreckage and grabs the Industrial Man and throws him back into the ring. Payne up on the ring apron climbs up the turnbuckles and goes for a body splash but Attila Balan rolls out of the way.
Jax Carver: The 69 Damian Payne came crashing down with a thunderous boom. Small earthquake in DC folks.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man runs over and hits a running jumping senton onto Damian Payne before climbing up the turnbuckles and coming down with a diving fist. Payne now rolls out of the ring and the Industrial Man following after him.
Jax Carver: Attila Balan seems to have picked his target as he grabs Damian and pushes him back into the ring. I think the big man is playing possum.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man like a man possessed jumps into the ring and goes for the cover.
ONE .
TWO
Jax Carver: Damian Payne kicks out and the Industrial Man knows those few seconds to leave the ring and get Payne right back in were costly.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan now sends Damian into the corner and starts laying forearm shots into him. Attila sends Damian across the ring who jars his back into the turnbuckles. Everett Aloni enters the ring and him and Attila Balan start working as a team as Everett stomps away at the legs of Damian keeping him down on the mat.
Jax Carver: Everett being booed while the Industrial Man is getting cheered. Talk about the odd couple.
Ace Scorpio: Everett now with a boot on Damians throat grinding away as the referee telling him to remove the foot. Attila pushes Everett away and grabs Damian up by the neck but gets a fist to the ribs for his efforts. Everett comes over and gets met with a back elbow by Damian. Sadistic Insanity now fighting off both men with elbows and punches, sends Attila down onto the mat but gets a stiff kick to the face by Everett.
Jax Carver: Even at his size it was only a matter of time before it all became a numbers game against Damian.
Ace Scorpio: Damian whipped toward the corner but its reversed and Everett goes crashing into the corner face first. Damian runs over and hits a clothesline and then turns his attention to Attila Balan and sends him into the corner and charges after him and Balan receives a clothesline as well.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne offering clotheslines at a great discount. Buy one get one free.
Ace Scorpio: Damian runs across the ring and hits Everett with another clothesline but heres Beelzebozo now upon the top turnbuckle and hits a thunderous dropkick on Damian as he runs across the ring to hit Attila with another clothesline.
Jax Carver: The fans are booing Beelzebozo as they were enjoying watching the big man hand out punishment.
Ace Scorpio: Damian rolls out of the ring and now its Beelzebozo who hits a dropkick on Everett and then a dropkick on Attila Balan. Beelzebozo drags the Industrial Man over and goes for the pin.
ONE ..
TWO .
Jax Carver: Everett runs over and drops an elbow onto Beelzebozo breaking up the pin.
Ace Scorpio: Everett grabs Beelzebozo and sends him into the ropes and hits a leaping clothesline and then picks him up hitting a scoop slam. Everett now drops down for the pin.
ONE
TWO
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo kicks out as he slaps the mat holding up three fingers. I think he may have gotten robbed there myself.
Ace Scorpio: Everett grabs Beelzebozo and takes him over to the corner and rams his head numerous times into the turnbuckles. Another scoop slam by Everett followed by a stiff kick to the back of the head. The Industrial Man back into the ring and points towards the ropes as he grabs Beelzebozo and sends him across the ring.
Jax Carver: So far everyone looking to have endurance and nobody seems overly winded out.
Ace Scorpio: Flying forearm smash by the Industrial Man followed by a belly to back suplex. Everett to his feet and bends down to get Beelzebozo but gets a right foot straight to his face as he stumbles back. Everett now taking his shot as he drives a fist to the gut of Beelzebozo and whips him across the ring.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo seems to be the threat to everyone in this match tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Everett sends Beelzebozo into the corner and goes for a spear but Beelzebozo jumps over him and Everetts shoulders go flying into the ring post. Everett stands back and trying to clear his head, Everett slow to his feet holding his left shoulder turns around into a super kick.
Jax Carver: I told everyone Beelzebozo was going to win it all.
Ace Scorpio: Damian back into the ring now and Beelzebozo turns around and is met with a high choke slam sending him hard into the mat. Damian turns around and the Industrial Man hits a spinning back elbow followed up by a double underhook powerbomb.
Jax Carver: First time weve had all four men in the ring since the opening bell and everyone taking their best shot at the other.
Ace Scorpio: Everett with an axe kick to the head sends the Industrial Man down as Everett falls back onto the mat himself. All four men slowly to their feet begin exchanging punches with one another. Beelzebozo jumps up and hits a bicycle kick on Everett sending him flying through the ropes onto the concrete floor. Attila Balan turns around and super kicks Beelzebozo and then hits a firemans carry brainbuster and quickly goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO ..
THR
Jax Carver: Damian Payne leaps over onto the back of the Industrial Man and breaks up the three count. We almost had a winner there.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne picks up the Industrial Man and hoists him in the air and spins around and around and around and hits a powerbomb. The fans on their feet chanting Damians name but the Industrial Man to close to the ropes and rolls out onto the floor.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne starting to feel like this is his match again.
Ace Scorpio: Everett back into the rip and sends Damian across the ring and follows after him but Damian turns around with a clothesline stopping Everett dead in his tracks. Damian now picks up Everett and he goes around and around and around and driven down with a spinning powerbomb. But here comes Beelzebozo back into the ring and hits a running blockbuster on Damian.
Jax Carver: Complete carnage all over the place right now but its Beelzebozo who stands alone.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo grabs Everett and picks up for a crucifix but drops him head first over his knees. The fans gasping at the sight of that move. Beelzebozo going for the cover.
ONE ..
TWO
THRE
Jax Carver: Damian Payne rolls over and throws an arm onto the back of Beelzebozo which breaks up the count.
Ace Scorpio: Damian to his feet pulls Beelzebozo up and throws him out of the ring and here comes the Industrial Man who goes for a backspring ace breaker but instead Damian hits a lung blower
Jax Carver: Damian just showing us all how impressive he is for a big man. In comes
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo who attacks Damian from behind and hits a low blow before pushing him out of the ring. He turns his attention to The Industrial Man now and starts unloading on him with punch after punch after punch. Beelzebozo runs into the ropes but Attila Balan gets to his feet and hits a hard right hand that sends him reeling and stumbling around.
Jax Carver: Attila Balan still with some fight left in him.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan runs across the ring but Beelzebozo runs after him and hits a bell clap across the head and now whips Balan into the ropes and a discuss lariat by Beelzebozo. The fans booing as Beelzebozo leaves the ring and takes a beer from one of the fans and slams it back before spitting it out on the fan.
Jax Carver: Well you get what you pay for thats for sure.
Ace Scorpio: Everett comes back into the ring and starts to showboat for the crowd, Beelzebozo turns around and sees this looking rather annoyed. Beelzebozo gets up on the ring apron and starts to climb the turnbuckles, Everett turns around and gets hit with a double axe handle. Beelzebozo grabs Everett and Irish whips him into the corner and follows it up with a running avalanche splash.
Jax Carver: CLOWN CAR CRASH!!!!
Ace Scorpio: The fans begin to boo as Beelzebozo slashes his throat with his hand and starts laughing before locking a sleeper on Everett. Hes got WHISKELY LULLABY hooked on and Everett is fighting with everything he has. Damian trying to get back into the ring as him and The Industrial Man exchange punches. The fans booing as Beelzebozo starts swinging his body back and forth and Everett flops around like a rag doll.
Jax Carver: The drunken clown is swinging him around like hes dead weight. Everetts arms staying down by he side of this body and the referee looks around and calls for the bell. Everett passed out cold!
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match, BEELZEBOZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ace Scopio: All four men showed some impressive traits here this evening and you cant help but think theres a home for them here and I see bright futures ahead for everyone involved.
Jax Carver: The Industrial Man turns around at the sound of the bell and he cant believe the match is over. Him and Beelzebozo exchanging words now as the referee tries to stand inbetween both men.
Ace Scopio: The Industrial Man with an impressive showing and I cant help but think hell have a future date ahead with Beelzebozo. Both men looked impressive and this match could have gone to anyone here tonight.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo gets his hand raised and then spits on the Industrial Man and wipes his mouth before leaving the ring.
Ace Scopio: Up next we have the debut of CADE CORSO as he takes on the returning HELLS BOUNCER.
Jax Carver: We go from drunken clowns to the devil. What on earth has our owner done.
The camera fades out to Beelzebozo walking up the aisle with a flask in hand while The Industrial Man stands on the bottom rope and points towards him letting him know that this isnt over.Frank Salazar: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, standing six feet and weighing in at two hundred and five pounds, from Providence Rhode Island, the Ronin, CADE CORSO!!
Ace Scorpio: The, masterless samurai, is looking to make his big SWAT debut tonight and he has the displeasure of facing a re-debuting Hells Bouncer.
Jax Carver: He wrestled here before?
Ace Scorpio Don't strain yourself Jax.
Highway to Hell by ACDC hits and Hells Bouncer is standing on top of ram, he lifts his head up and out from behind his trench coat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hells Bouncer power walks down to the ring.
Frank Salazar: His opponent, standing six foot six and weighing in at two hundred, seventy pounds, HELLLLLLLLLSSSS BOUNCER!!
Ace Scorpio Hells Bouncer with the considerable size advantage.
Jax Carver: Maybe but can he handle Corso's speed?
Ace Scorpio Corso wastes no time, unleashing a flurry of blows driving Hells Bouncer back to the ropes. Irish whip Hells Bouncer stops in his tracks and reverses, Corso off the ropes running high knee no! Hells Bouncer catches Corso and hits a big belly-to-belly!
Jax Carver: Rag doll. 'Nuff said.
Ace Scorpio So insightful Jax. Corso up Hells Bouncer wraps him up quick and hits another belly-to-belly. He's up now and dropping elbows onto Corso's sternum. Three, four, five and he hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO-NO!!!
Ace Scorpio Just a two as the Ronin kicks out after a major assault.
Jax Carver: Ronin's getting dragged up to his feet, elbows to the gut to break free that's showing 'em!
Ace Scorpio Unfazed Hells Bouncer simply boots Corso in the face!
Jax Carver: Ronin runnin.
Ace Scorpio Yes indeed Corso has taken the low road and hightailed it out of the ring. Smart he needs to regroup.
ONE!!
Jax Carver: I don't think Hells Bouncer is gonna wait.
TWO!!
Ace Scorpio Hells Bouncer headed through the ropes and around the ring.
THREE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso moving away from Hells Bouncer around the ring as well.
FOUR!!
Ace Scorpio Corso watching his back as Hells Bouncer follows him around the ring.
FIVE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso stops and runs leaps through the ropes cutting the corner and careening into Hells Bouncer sending him crashing into the barricade!
SIX!!
Ace Scorpio Both men down ref has reached a six count.
SEVEN!!
Ace Scorpio Corso dragging himself up with the apron.
EIGHT!!
Jax Carver: Look Hells Bouncer is rising up too better hurry Ronin!
NINE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso back in the ring Hells Bouncer up to his feet dives and beats the ten count!
Jax Carver: Corso wasting no time rushing in with a shining wizard! sends Hells Bouncer draping over the second rope. Corso taunting the crowd and Hells Bouncer is up and waiting on Corso he turns kick to the gut Hells Powerbomb immediately pops up off the ropes big splash!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!!
Frank Salazar: The winner of the match, HELLLLLLLLLSSSS BOUNCERRRRR!!
Jax Carver: Welcome back? I guess? I'm not really sure.
Ace Scorpio Not the best start for The Ronin but we'll see if he can bounce back.
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend, Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?
The show starts with multiple strippers dancing in cages hung above the top of the entrance way. Several more are on the stripper poles behind the announcers desk.
Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from a bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old
A few strippers come out from behind the curtain and start making their way down the aisle doing strip teases for several lucky fans.
But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go
She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
Because that's pornstar dancin'
A tall blonde makes her way over to the announcers table and gets on top slowly dancing in front of Ace Scorpio and Jax Carver. Ace turns his head to look away while Jax reaches into his jacket pocket and begins to pull out of wads of cash.
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Pornstar dancin'
The music slowly fades out as the dancers make their way back up the aisle and Jax wipes his head with a handful of cash.
center]Glorious
Noble in my mind
Everything a fight to win
Taking all and giving
Whatever my pride would let me
Not backing down, not giving in
I wouldn't lose, I couldn't[/center]
Fireworks go off in the arena as it goes into total darkness. The music blasts throughout the arena as we see the letters ACWfading in and out on the screens. An explosion follows up with the faces of Team Fairtex winning the Anzac Cup. Syberus is then shown winning the Slain Asylum and having his hand raised in victory.
I am the one
(The one) Who lost control
(Control) But in the end I'd be the
Last Man Standing
Shots are then shown of Roxy and Alex Turner strutting down to ringside and then a shot of Roxy hitting a low blow on Daniel Collins. James Fierce footage turning on RH3 and joining the KGB.
I am the one
(The one) Who sold his soul
(His soul) Forever gone to be the
Last Man Standing
Flor Hermosa is shown throwing Bloodline into an ambulance and dancing on the entrance way. Kilroy Evans flashes through the screen with Andrew Karnage holding their arms up in victory. The CCS standing tall over Cyrus Williams and Rally Jackson. Daniel Collins is shown winning the International title.
I walk alone
With my head held high
Never felt that I belonged
Stand my ground at all costs
Running through life with blindfolds
Just for the right - right to be wrong
Nothing would rule my world but
Psychotic Goth and Vampira are showing holding up the ACW Heavyweight title and then we see Syberus put into the casket by Psychotic Goth. The ACW letters spin around as we see the KGB standing tall at the top of the ramp way in the team of CSK, Soutter and Bruno.
I am the one
(The one) Who lost control
(Control) But in the end I'd be the
Last Man Standing
Christian Sebastian Kennedy is shown winning the Heavyweight title with his arms up in the air and then we see footage of CSK standing tall over a fallen Kilroy Evans. The ACW letters fade in and fade out as Stefan Slain is shown with a coconut in his hand as the video suddenly shows a massive explosion with the letters ACW shattering into thousands of pieces. The lights suddenly go back on in the arena.
Ace Scorpio: Give it up to owner Stefan Slain for really putting the money into this company. Weve heard lots of changes are in store and welcome everyone back to ACW here in WASHINGTON D.C.!!!!. This is our second trip back and do we ever have a loaded card.
Jax Carver: Loaded? The last time I saw something this loaded was the strippers we had a few months ago. But youre right Ace! Weve got the return of Kilroy Evans! We have the debut of Vile Vince Viper!!! That alone is enough to tune in but thats just the beginning.
Ace Scorpio: We have an International title match, and a title vs title match between the Psychotic One and CSK. We also have the return of Hells Bouncer. But can you imagine the grudge match between International Champion Daniel Collins and Timeless Alex Turner? That match alone could get us thrown out of D.C.
Jax Carver: And debuts Ace! We have lots of debuts, lots of fresh talent and tonight is going to be the beginning I believe to some major shake ups in the title picture.
Ace: Well talk more about that as the evening progresses. We have so much going on tonight lets send it down to ringside to our ring announcer Frank Salazar.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your opening match of the evening. A fatal four way of new talent here in ACW. Coming down to the ring first. He stands 65 weighing in at 275 pounds from the Island of Samoa this is ROCK HARD EVERETTTTTTTTT ALONIIIIIIIIIIIII
Warriors Song by Warrior Project plays as Everett rushes onto the stage and runs half way down the aisle before stopping and raising his fists in the air. He makes his way down the aisle and jumps up on the ring apron, running around the ring and making his way over to the far corner.
Ace Scorpio: Everett is one of our many debuts here tonight as Stefan Slain has been throwing contracts around left and right. But these young men should know, its one thing to be given a contract but its another to deliver on your talent and keeping your worth.
Jax Carver: Ive heard a lot about these four men and cant wait to see what kind of talent Stefan has signed here to ACW.
The lights in the arena go out. "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena.
Frank Salazar: And our next competitor stands at 69 and weighs in at 295 pounds he resides in Denver, Colorado this is SADISTIC INSANITY DAMIANNNNNNNN PAYNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as Sadistic Insanity Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp. He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads. He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back. He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.
Frank Salazar: The next competitor making his way from Industry, Texas he stands at 63 and weighs in at 245 pounds this is THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILAAAAAAAAAA BALANNNNNN!!!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark.
Attila Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar: And finally the last man entering the ring, he stands at 62 and weights in at 265 pounds making his way from Huntington, WEST VIRGINIA this is BEELZBOZZZZZZZZOOOOOO!!!!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His everpresent Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: And this is going to be our first look at all four men here. Really hard to pick a winner without having any knowledge on them. Damian Payne is a journeyman we know that. But the others are looking to make their name here in ACW.
Jax Carver: I cant believe this crap. We already have enough clowns around here and now weve got an actual clown!
Ace Scorpio: So it looks like Everett Aloni and Damian Payne are going to start slugging it out in the corner as the Industrial Man Attila Balan and Beezlzebozo are going to go at it in the other corner.The Industrial Man grabs Beelzebzo by the neck and tosses him outside of the ring while Damian Payne floors Everett with a right hand a headbutt before throwing a right hand at the Industrial Man and throwing him outside the ring.
Jax Carver: Fans seem to be taking a shine to Damian Payne early on as he looks to be taking control of the match. God thats one big SOB.
Ace Scorpio: Everett back to his feet and spins Damian around who kicks him in the midsection and applies a headlock. Damian walking back against the ropes and shoves Everett across the ring and hits a shoulder tackle off the rebound, Everett goes down. Damian bounces off the ropes, jumps over Everett who gets up, steps to the side of Damian stops and turns around and belts Sadistic Insanity with a snap drop kick and a running bulldog.
Jax Carver: Damn Ace take a breath! Early impressions on this match so far says that Damian is going to be the big man of ACW.
Ace Scorpio: Everett walks over and grabs Damian by the hair who hits a low blow, Damian to his feet headbutts Everett and chokeslams him sending Everett to roll out of the ring. But here comes the Industrial Man from behind.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne looking to assert himself early as the Alpha Male by clearing out the ring. Lets see what the Industrial Man can do.
Ace Scorpio: Attila with a running forearm and a knee to the face of Damian Payne and then a dropkick sending Damian Payne through the ropes and out onto the floor. The industrial Man now holding court in the center of the ring.
Jax Carver: I changed my mind. The Industrial Man is my pick to become the future of ACW.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo rolls into the ring now and crouched down waiting for Attila to turn around but goes charging at him instead, Beelzebozo pushed into the ropes and connects with a shoulder block on the rebound. Beelzebozo runs off the ropes, Industrial Man gets up and jumps back down onto his chest, Beelzebozo stops and hits a standing moonsault and quickly gets to his feet showboating for the fans.
Jax Carver: Theres something about Beelzebozo that I cant help but think hes got a bright future here.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man gets to his feet but Beelzebozo takes him right back off of them with a standing dropkick. He walks over and grabs Attila and whips him into the ropes but its reversed and off the rebound Beelzebozo jumps up and hits a frankensteiner on Attila.
Jax Carver: Im telling you this guy has a lot of to offer and hes showing that hes ready for prime time.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo showboating for the fans who arent giving him any love. He goes over and grabs Attila and whips him into the corner. Beelzebozo charging after him but is met to the face with a stiff boot for his troubles.
Jax Carver: These two men looking to be the showcase of this match and attempt to steal the show from the start.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo smacking his face and seems upset as he charges towards the Industrial Man again who ducks and Beelzebozo goes flying over the turnbuckles but lands on the ring apron. Attila turns around and is greeted with a jumping side kick which sends him onto his back.
Jax Carver: I cant get a firm grasp on which one of these two men I like the most right now.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo quickly climbs the turnbuckles and hits a back flip onto Everett and Damian Payne outside the ring. Triple threat crash landing as the fans stand and applaud that. Beelzebozo showing a lot of potential early on in this match.
Jax Carver: I just dont know have enough about him in my bio. I know the guy is self destructive and Ive heard rumors that hes rather psychotic.
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man shaking the cobwebs out as he gets to his feet and tries to survey the mess outside the ring, but Damian Payne makes his way slowly around to the other side and clotheslines the Industrial Man from behind and sends him out of the ring.
Jax Carver: The big man taking over, this is his turf and his ring.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne now climbing up the turnbuckles and hits a flying cross bodypress on all three men. The big man flying like a 747 and wipes out the competition. Payne to his feet and pumping his fists in the air getting a reaction from the crowd.
Jax Carver: I told you Damian is the guy to back in this match. Hes got the experience and knows how to dominate any scenario hes placed in.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne goes over through the wreckage and grabs the Industrial Man and throws him back into the ring. Payne up on the ring apron climbs up the turnbuckles and goes for a body splash but Attila Balan rolls out of the way.
Jax Carver: The 69 Damian Payne came crashing down with a thunderous boom. Small earthquake in DC folks.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man runs over and hits a running jumping senton onto Damian Payne before climbing up the turnbuckles and coming down with a diving fist. Payne now rolls out of the ring and the Industrial Man following after him.
Jax Carver: Attila Balan seems to have picked his target as he grabs Damian and pushes him back into the ring. I think the big man is playing possum.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man like a man possessed jumps into the ring and goes for the cover.
ONE .
TWO
Jax Carver: Damian Payne kicks out and the Industrial Man knows those few seconds to leave the ring and get Payne right back in were costly.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan now sends Damian into the corner and starts laying forearm shots into him. Attila sends Damian across the ring who jars his back into the turnbuckles. Everett Aloni enters the ring and him and Attila Balan start working as a team as Everett stomps away at the legs of Damian keeping him down on the mat.
Jax Carver: Everett being booed while the Industrial Man is getting cheered. Talk about the odd couple.
Ace Scorpio: Everett now with a boot on Damians throat grinding away as the referee telling him to remove the foot. Attila pushes Everett away and grabs Damian up by the neck but gets a fist to the ribs for his efforts. Everett comes over and gets met with a back elbow by Damian. Sadistic Insanity now fighting off both men with elbows and punches, sends Attila down onto the mat but gets a stiff kick to the face by Everett.
Jax Carver: Even at his size it was only a matter of time before it all became a numbers game against Damian.
Ace Scorpio: Damian whipped toward the corner but its reversed and Everett goes crashing into the corner face first. Damian runs over and hits a clothesline and then turns his attention to Attila Balan and sends him into the corner and charges after him and Balan receives a clothesline as well.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne offering clotheslines at a great discount. Buy one get one free.
Ace Scorpio: Damian runs across the ring and hits Everett with another clothesline but heres Beelzebozo now upon the top turnbuckle and hits a thunderous dropkick on Damian as he runs across the ring to hit Attila with another clothesline.
Jax Carver: The fans are booing Beelzebozo as they were enjoying watching the big man hand out punishment.
Ace Scorpio: Damian rolls out of the ring and now its Beelzebozo who hits a dropkick on Everett and then a dropkick on Attila Balan. Beelzebozo drags the Industrial Man over and goes for the pin.
ONE ..
TWO .
Jax Carver: Everett runs over and drops an elbow onto Beelzebozo breaking up the pin.
Ace Scorpio: Everett grabs Beelzebozo and sends him into the ropes and hits a leaping clothesline and then picks him up hitting a scoop slam. Everett now drops down for the pin.
ONE
TWO
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo kicks out as he slaps the mat holding up three fingers. I think he may have gotten robbed there myself.
Ace Scorpio: Everett grabs Beelzebozo and takes him over to the corner and rams his head numerous times into the turnbuckles. Another scoop slam by Everett followed by a stiff kick to the back of the head. The Industrial Man back into the ring and points towards the ropes as he grabs Beelzebozo and sends him across the ring.
Jax Carver: So far everyone looking to have endurance and nobody seems overly winded out.
Ace Scorpio: Flying forearm smash by the Industrial Man followed by a belly to back suplex. Everett to his feet and bends down to get Beelzebozo but gets a right foot straight to his face as he stumbles back. Everett now taking his shot as he drives a fist to the gut of Beelzebozo and whips him across the ring.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo seems to be the threat to everyone in this match tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Everett sends Beelzebozo into the corner and goes for a spear but Beelzebozo jumps over him and Everetts shoulders go flying into the ring post. Everett stands back and trying to clear his head, Everett slow to his feet holding his left shoulder turns around into a super kick.
Jax Carver: I told everyone Beelzebozo was going to win it all.
Ace Scorpio: Damian back into the ring now and Beelzebozo turns around and is met with a high choke slam sending him hard into the mat. Damian turns around and the Industrial Man hits a spinning back elbow followed up by a double underhook powerbomb.
Jax Carver: First time weve had all four men in the ring since the opening bell and everyone taking their best shot at the other.
Ace Scorpio: Everett with an axe kick to the head sends the Industrial Man down as Everett falls back onto the mat himself. All four men slowly to their feet begin exchanging punches with one another. Beelzebozo jumps up and hits a bicycle kick on Everett sending him flying through the ropes onto the concrete floor. Attila Balan turns around and super kicks Beelzebozo and then hits a firemans carry brainbuster and quickly goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO ..
THR
Jax Carver: Damian Payne leaps over onto the back of the Industrial Man and breaks up the three count. We almost had a winner there.
Ace Scorpio: Damian Payne picks up the Industrial Man and hoists him in the air and spins around and around and around and hits a powerbomb. The fans on their feet chanting Damians name but the Industrial Man to close to the ropes and rolls out onto the floor.
Jax Carver: Damian Payne starting to feel like this is his match again.
Ace Scorpio: Everett back into the rip and sends Damian across the ring and follows after him but Damian turns around with a clothesline stopping Everett dead in his tracks. Damian now picks up Everett and he goes around and around and around and driven down with a spinning powerbomb. But here comes Beelzebozo back into the ring and hits a running blockbuster on Damian.
Jax Carver: Complete carnage all over the place right now but its Beelzebozo who stands alone.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo grabs Everett and picks up for a crucifix but drops him head first over his knees. The fans gasping at the sight of that move. Beelzebozo going for the cover.
ONE ..
TWO
THRE
Jax Carver: Damian Payne rolls over and throws an arm onto the back of Beelzebozo which breaks up the count.
Ace Scorpio: Damian to his feet pulls Beelzebozo up and throws him out of the ring and here comes the Industrial Man who goes for a backspring ace breaker but instead Damian hits a lung blower
Jax Carver: Damian just showing us all how impressive he is for a big man. In comes
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo who attacks Damian from behind and hits a low blow before pushing him out of the ring. He turns his attention to The Industrial Man now and starts unloading on him with punch after punch after punch. Beelzebozo runs into the ropes but Attila Balan gets to his feet and hits a hard right hand that sends him reeling and stumbling around.
Jax Carver: Attila Balan still with some fight left in him.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan runs across the ring but Beelzebozo runs after him and hits a bell clap across the head and now whips Balan into the ropes and a discuss lariat by Beelzebozo. The fans booing as Beelzebozo leaves the ring and takes a beer from one of the fans and slams it back before spitting it out on the fan.
Jax Carver: Well you get what you pay for thats for sure.
Ace Scorpio: Everett comes back into the ring and starts to showboat for the crowd, Beelzebozo turns around and sees this looking rather annoyed. Beelzebozo gets up on the ring apron and starts to climb the turnbuckles, Everett turns around and gets hit with a double axe handle. Beelzebozo grabs Everett and Irish whips him into the corner and follows it up with a running avalanche splash.
Jax Carver: CLOWN CAR CRASH!!!!
Ace Scorpio: The fans begin to boo as Beelzebozo slashes his throat with his hand and starts laughing before locking a sleeper on Everett. Hes got WHISKELY LULLABY hooked on and Everett is fighting with everything he has. Damian trying to get back into the ring as him and The Industrial Man exchange punches. The fans booing as Beelzebozo starts swinging his body back and forth and Everett flops around like a rag doll.
Jax Carver: The drunken clown is swinging him around like hes dead weight. Everetts arms staying down by he side of this body and the referee looks around and calls for the bell. Everett passed out cold!
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match, BEELZEBOZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ace Scopio: All four men showed some impressive traits here this evening and you cant help but think theres a home for them here and I see bright futures ahead for everyone involved.
Jax Carver: The Industrial Man turns around at the sound of the bell and he cant believe the match is over. Him and Beelzebozo exchanging words now as the referee tries to stand inbetween both men.
Ace Scopio: The Industrial Man with an impressive showing and I cant help but think hell have a future date ahead with Beelzebozo. Both men looked impressive and this match could have gone to anyone here tonight.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo gets his hand raised and then spits on the Industrial Man and wipes his mouth before leaving the ring.
Ace Scopio: Up next we have the debut of CADE CORSO as he takes on the returning HELLS BOUNCER.
Jax Carver: We go from drunken clowns to the devil. What on earth has our owner done.
The camera fades out to Beelzebozo walking up the aisle with a flask in hand while The Industrial Man stands on the bottom rope and points towards him letting him know that this isnt over.Frank Salazar: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, standing six feet and weighing in at two hundred and five pounds, from Providence Rhode Island, the Ronin, CADE CORSO!!
Ace Scorpio: The, masterless samurai, is looking to make his big SWAT debut tonight and he has the displeasure of facing a re-debuting Hells Bouncer.
Jax Carver: He wrestled here before?
Ace Scorpio Don't strain yourself Jax.
Highway to Hell by ACDC hits and Hells Bouncer is standing on top of ram, he lifts his head up and out from behind his trench coat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hells Bouncer power walks down to the ring.
Frank Salazar: His opponent, standing six foot six and weighing in at two hundred, seventy pounds, HELLLLLLLLLSSSS BOUNCER!!
Ace Scorpio Hells Bouncer with the considerable size advantage.
Jax Carver: Maybe but can he handle Corso's speed?
Ace Scorpio Corso wastes no time, unleashing a flurry of blows driving Hells Bouncer back to the ropes. Irish whip Hells Bouncer stops in his tracks and reverses, Corso off the ropes running high knee no! Hells Bouncer catches Corso and hits a big belly-to-belly!
Jax Carver: Rag doll. 'Nuff said.
Ace Scorpio So insightful Jax. Corso up Hells Bouncer wraps him up quick and hits another belly-to-belly. He's up now and dropping elbows onto Corso's sternum. Three, four, five and he hooks the leg!
ONE!!!
TWO-NO!!!
Ace Scorpio Just a two as the Ronin kicks out after a major assault.
Jax Carver: Ronin's getting dragged up to his feet, elbows to the gut to break free that's showing 'em!
Ace Scorpio Unfazed Hells Bouncer simply boots Corso in the face!
Jax Carver: Ronin runnin.
Ace Scorpio Yes indeed Corso has taken the low road and hightailed it out of the ring. Smart he needs to regroup.
ONE!!
Jax Carver: I don't think Hells Bouncer is gonna wait.
TWO!!
Ace Scorpio Hells Bouncer headed through the ropes and around the ring.
THREE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso moving away from Hells Bouncer around the ring as well.
FOUR!!
Ace Scorpio Corso watching his back as Hells Bouncer follows him around the ring.
FIVE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso stops and runs leaps through the ropes cutting the corner and careening into Hells Bouncer sending him crashing into the barricade!
SIX!!
Ace Scorpio Both men down ref has reached a six count.
SEVEN!!
Ace Scorpio Corso dragging himself up with the apron.
EIGHT!!
Jax Carver: Look Hells Bouncer is rising up too better hurry Ronin!
NINE!!
Ace Scorpio Corso back in the ring Hells Bouncer up to his feet dives and beats the ten count!
Jax Carver: Corso wasting no time rushing in with a shining wizard! sends Hells Bouncer draping over the second rope. Corso taunting the crowd and Hells Bouncer is up and waiting on Corso he turns kick to the gut Hells Powerbomb immediately pops up off the ropes big splash!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!!
Frank Salazar: The winner of the match, HELLLLLLLLLSSSS BOUNCERRRRR!!
Jax Carver: Welcome back? I guess? I'm not really sure.
Ace Scorpio Not the best start for The Ronin but we'll see if he can bounce back.
