Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 8:49:37 GMT -5
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following grudge match is set for one fall!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar : Coming to the ring, from Industy, Texas, he is The Industrial Man Attila Balan!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan has made a huge impact since coming to ACW, yet the one man he has not been able to get past has been Beelzebozo. Will tonight be the night that Balan puts that particular demon to rest?
Ace Scorpio : These two have a very complicated relationship. They seem to be best friends, yet they also hate each other. They are fierce rivals, yet also a tag team by the name of Funny Business, who are the current SWAT Backyard Tag Team Champions!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His everpresent Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
Beelzebozo hands Salazar a card and motions for him to read it.
Frank Salazar : And his opponent, from Huntington, West Virginia, he is the Clown Prince of Chaos, the Shephard of Lost Souls, the Avatar of Anarchy, the King of the Vagabonds, and the next SWAT ACW Champion .. BEELZEBOZO!!!
Jax Carver : Looks like Beelzebozo is already looking past Attila Balan and claiming he will defeat Psychotic Goth for the belt!
Ace Scorpio : That could be a huge mistake. Bozo has defeated Balan in the past, but it was one of the most closely contested matches we have ever seen. There is even some conjecture that Balan lost on purpose, in order to achieve his goal of making Buster Friendly the best psychotic evil clown he could be!
*DING DING*
Jax Carver : Bell sounds and we are underway. It looks like Buster Friendly is pretty angry about something .
Ace Scorpio : he reaches into his Sack and pulls out his SWAT Backyard tag team championship belt, throwing it at Balan!
Buster Friendly : Where the Hell were you? We had a tag team title defense as Funny Business this afternoon! I had to beat both guys myself!
Attila Balan : But you were able to do so! I have already made you the best of the best!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo in a rage after that statement by Balan, and he charges at him!
Ace Scorpio : Balan ducks and backdrops Beelzebozo to the mat!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo hits hard on the mat but springs right back up to his feet, only to eat a dropkick from balan that sends the Clown Prince of Chaos out to the floor!
Ace Scorpio : And Beelzebozo is frustrated early! He is kicking the guard rail in anger, and this crowd is letting him have it!
Jax Carver : In his short stay here in ACW, Beelzebozo has become one of the most hated wrestlers on the roster. His relationship with Attila Balan may be complicated, but his relationship with the fans is not: pure hatred on the part of both Buster and the crowd!
Ace Scorpio : Balan in the ring, motioning for Buster to get back in. This match is a regular affair, there are count outs, there are disqualifications, and it can only be won in the ring.
Jax Carver : Buster getting back in now, and these two combatants are eyeing each other from across the ring. Collar and elbow tie up, and Balan with an old school side headlock takeover. He has the Clown down in the center of the ring, and Buster cant reach the ropes.
Ace Scorpio : Balan grinding away with that headlock, wearing Buster down and slowing the pace. He is in no rush, taking his time.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo just thumbed Balan in the eye!
Ace Scorpio : Thats one way to break the hold!
Jax Carver : Crowd booing loudly now as Beelzebozo took the cheap way out.
Ace Scorpio : He is wasting no time now, peppering balan with jabs and backing him into the ropes.
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly with the Irish whip, but Attila reverse it. Buster off the ropes and Balan with a hip toss. Beelze back to his feet, and walks right into a deep arm drag by the Industrial Man. Beelzebozo gets up a third time and Balan levels him with a clothesline, then drops down with a senton.
Ace Scorpio : Industrial Man with an early pin attempt!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!
Jax Carver : You arent going to beat Beelzebozo that early in a match.
Ace Scorpio : he may look ridiculous, and he may be a severe alcoholic who is drunk at this very moment, but Buster Friendly has certainly proved that he is as tough as they come. We have seen him take tremendous punishment in winning the Helloween Cup this year.
Jax Carver : Balan lifting Beelzebozo off the mat, and planting him with a body slam. The Industrial Man hops up on the middole turnbuckle and comes off with a spinning elbow drop!
Ace Scorpio : Great move connects and it looks like that one knocked the wind out of the King of the vagabonds!
Jax Carver : Balan not going for a cover though. He scoops Beelzebozo up onto his shoulder, but Beelze slips off behind him ..
Ace Scorpio : Whiskey Lullaby! He has him in the Whiskey Lullaby early!
Jax Carver : But Balan saw it coming and drops down, brings his legs up and pulls Bozo down in a pinning predicament!
Ace Scorpio : I think he got him!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Close call there and the Shephard of Lost Souls is aggravated at nearly getting caught!
Ace Scorpio : How are you keeping track of all of his nicknames?
Jax Carver : I have a cheat sheet.
Ace Scorpio : Smart man!
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly rising to his feet, but Attila Balan with a European Uppercut rocks him! Buster collapses in the corner and Balan chops away him!
Ace Scorpio : Busters body flopping around like a crash test dummy! Balan is going to town with chop after chop!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo stumbles out of the corner and walks right into the waiting arms of Industrial Man, who lifts him up and brings him crashing down to the mat with a corkscrew brainbuster!
Ace Scorpio : Buster looks like he is out cold!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : I cant believe Buster kicked out of that one! He was dropped right on his head! He appears to be concussed!
Ace Scorpio : In fairness, he always looks that way.
Jax Carver : the crowd firmly in the corner of Industrial Man, cheering him on as he is delivering a series of kneelifts to the gut of the Avatar of Anarchy!
Ace Scorpio : I dont think repeated shots to the gut of a guy who drank a quart of whiskey and has eaten nothing but bar olives for the last week is really the best tactic.
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly looking like he is going to be ill
Ace Scorpio : HE JUST THREW UP ON HIS OPPONENT!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan looks disgusted! He is stunned at the amount of vomit that is covering him right now!
Ace Scorpio : He is so busy looking at the puke he doesnt see Buster charge at him! He almost took his head off with that clothesline!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo looks enraged! He picks Balan up and throws him through the ropes to the floor!
Ace Scorpio : Of course he is pissed! He spent a lot of money on that alcohol, and he just threw it all up!
Jax Carver : Buster grabs a hold of Balan and launches him into the guard rail! Balan falls in a heap on the outside!
Ace Scorpio : Some old woman in the front row is yelling at Friendly, giving him the business!
Jax Carver : OH MY GOD! HE DIDNT!
Ace Scorpio : HE DID! BUSTER FRIENDLY JUST PUNCHED THAT OLD WOMAN RIGHT IN THE FACE!
*Dont worry folks! Shes a STUNT GRANNY!*
{{And if you get that joke, you are awesome!}}
Jax Carver : MASSIVE crowd response to that one! We may have a riot on our hands here!
Ace Scorpio : What a sick, twisted freak! Who punches a grandmother in the face!
Jax Carver : Buster now turning his attention back towards his opponent. He scoops Balan up and drops him face first on the steel steps!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is knocked silly!
Jax Carver : Buster throws him back in the ring and is close behind. Fist drop to the face and Balan is rocked!
Ace Scorpio : Bozo with the cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan showing he is just as much the warrior that Buster Friendly is.
Ace Scorpio : the way his head cracked against those steel steps, I think anyone else would have been down for the count. But these two just bring out the absolute best in each other. It will take a lot to actually win this thing.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo scoops Balan up and delivers a gutbuster in the middle of the ring.
Ace Scorpio : Bozos offense may not be fancy, but it is certainly effective.
Jax Carver : Balan down in the middle of the ring, and Buster Friendly standing in the corner, slapping his knee several times.
Ace Scorpio : beelzebozo looking for his patented Knee Slapper knee lift.
Jax Carver : Balan starts to rise and Buster charges across the ring with the knee! He connects right under the chin!
Ace Scorpio : thats a knockout blow!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo holding up three fingers, but the referee insisting it was two.
Ace Scorpio : Usually Bozo is the one being shown fingers.
Jax Carver : Because they are asking him how many he sees in a sobriety test, or because people are flipping him off?
Ace Scorpio : Whichever is funnier!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo turns his attention away from the ref and goes back to Attila Balan. He grabs him from behind and lifts him up, bringing him back down with an atomic drop!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is shooken up, Bozo grabs him from behind, and nails a side Russian leg sweep!
Jax Carver : Bozo hits the ropes and comes crashing down with a rolling knee drop to the head!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is laid out!
Jax Carver : Buster climbs the ropes, raising his fist in the air.
Ace Scorpio : crowd booing loudly as Beelzebozo jumps off and hits the top rope fist drop! The Punch Line delivers!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan out again!
Ace Scorpio : This man really is part machine!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo beyond frustrated now. He is going over to his Sack in the corner, and looking for a weapon of some kind.
Ace Scorpio : This is not a no disqualification match, he better be careful.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo rummaging around, and comes out holding a pie?
Ace Scorpio : Balan rising to his feet.
Jax Carver : Buster tosses the pie at him, but the Industrial Man ducks it!
Ace Scorpio : The Pie hits the referee right in the face!
Jax Carver : The ref is blinded and the crowd is booing loudly!
Ace Scorpio : Beelzebozo checking on the ref, and he seems to be apologizing.
Jax Carver : he isnt apologizing! He is distracting him! Who is this getting in the ring!
Ace Scorpio : its ANONYMOOSE!
Jax Carver : Anonymoose slides into the ring, Balan gets up, and he eats a superkick! Balan is down, the masked man vanishes out of the ring, and Bozo turns back to his downed opponent! He drops a headbutt and covers him!
Ace Scorpio : NOT LIKE THIS!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEEKICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : How did he kick out of that!?!
Ace Scorpio : I dont know, but the crowd is going wild!
Jax Carver : Buster gets a limp Balan to his feet. He Irish Whips him into the corner and stands across from him. Buster charging forward
Ace Scorpio : CLOWN CAR CRASH!
Jax Carver : But Balan moved out of the way! Beelzebozo just crashed chest first into the turnbuckle!
Ace Scorpio : Balan rolls him up from behind!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Jax Carver : Bozo springs back to his feet and goes for a haymaker, but Balan ducks it! He grabs him from behind .German suplex!
Ace Scorpio : Perfect bridge!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Both men laid out on the mat, and the crowd is hopping after that series of near falls!
Ace Scorpio : Who is going to get up first!
Jax Carver : They both struggle to their feet, and Beelzebozo with a right hand! Industrial man answers with a right of his own! Bozo! Balan! Bozo! Balan! They are trading right after right, just wailing away at each other in the center of the ring!
Ace Scorpio : the crowd is in a frenzy as these two rivals are tearing each other apart in the center of the ring!
Jax Carver : Balan starting to get the better of the exchange, his punches going unanswered!
Ace Scorpio : STEAM IS POURING OUT OF BALANS NOSE!
Jax Carver : Now steam powered, Balan starts to do the Robot, then explodes forward with a huge Axe Bomber!
Ace Scorpio : he just turned Beelzebozo inside out!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Balan grabs a fistful of hair and hurls Beelzebozo out of the ring!
Ace Scorpio : I dont know if I would want to take the fight to the outside against the Clown From Hell!
Jax Carver : Balan to the outside he just ripped a piece of the floor up with his bare hands! This guy is like the Terminator! And he brings it down over the head of Bozo!
Ace Scorpio : The Clown is KOed!
Jax Carver : Balan back in the ring, and he just grabbed something .its a can of motor oil! We have seen this before!
Ace Scorpio : Industrial Man cracks it open, and he just covered himself in motor oil!
Jax Carver : he charges forward and slides out of the ring onto Beelzebozo!
Ace Scorpio : WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!
Jax Carver : Anonymoose! Anonymoose didnt leave, he was hiding under the ring! He just shoved Beelzebozo out of the way, and took the brunt of the motor oil slide!
Ace Scorpio : We have a masked moose unconscious on the outside! He got knocked silly, but he may have just saved the match for his leader!
Jax Carver : Industrial Man lifts the Masked Moose up in a gorilla press and hurls him into the third row!
Ace Scorpio : The crowd is passing Anonymoose around like a beach ball! Who knows where he may end up!
Jax Carver : The referee is on the outside looking where Anonymoose is being sent by the fans.
Ace Scorpio : Who cares? He isnt in this match!
Jax Carver : Balan going over to Beelzebozo .LOW BLOW!
Ace Scorpio : That was the hardest kick to the nuts Ive ever seen and Balan is down!
Jax Carver : Bozo tosses balan back in the ring and he is just stalking his opponent. Arms outstretched, he is looking for that sleeper hold yet again.
Ace Scorpio : here it comes!
Jax Carver : Whiskey Lullaby! But balan is all oiled up and he slips free! We have seen that before!
Ace Scorpio : Bozo tries to grab him, and Balan with a kick to the head! Bozo is stunned! He is down to one knee!
Jax Carver : Balan rushes him and steps up off Bozos knee with the shining wizard!
Ace Scorpio : Knee connects right to the temple! Bozo sent sailing across the ring and he is out cold! Referee slides back in to make the count!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
NO!!!
FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo got his foot on the rope! What ring awareness by the Clown Prince of Chaos!
Ace Scorpio : He may be a drunken idiot, but nobody will ever say he cant wrestle!
Jax Carver : Industrial Man tosses Bozo in the corner, then slowly walks across the ring.
Ace Scorpio : But Buster is right next to his sack! He grabbed something!
Jax Carver : Balan charges forward towards his downed opponent .
Ace Scorpio : Buster has a straw? He shoots a spitball and hits Balan right in the eye! He blinded him!
Jax Carver : Buster grabs him . Small package!
Ace Scorpio : And he has a fistful of tights!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Balan escapes again!
Ace Scorpio : What is it going to take for one of these two men to stay down???
Jax Carver : Buster with the Irish Whip to the corner, charging in after him with the avalanche!
Ace Scorpio : Clown Car Crash connects!
Jax Carver : He isnt covering him, though. Buster going back to his Sack yet again and he pulls out .. GLUE?!?!
Ace Scorpio : Dont you see, Jax? Balan was too slippery for the Whiskey Lullaby, so Buster is prepared! He is going to put glue on his arms so he can get a grip on him!
Jax Carver : And Beelzebozo is doing just that! He is covering himself in glue!
Ace Scorpio : And he is also sniffing it! He is getting high as a kite!
Jax Carver : Buster behind Balan now, a predator ready to strike .
Ace Scorpio : He has it locked on! Its on in the middle of the ring!
Jax Carver : The referee checking and Balan is fighting it, but he seems to be fading! He cant get out!
Ace Scorpio : Of course he cant! these two are glued together like its a bad sitcom!
Jax Carver : Crowd reacting to something .is Anonymoose back?
Ace Scorpio : NO! its Marcus White! The newest member of the Menagerie is out here and he jumps up onto the ring apron! What is this nutcase doing?
Jax Carver : Buster sees Marcus and he yells something to him .I think he wants Marcus to interfere!
Ace Scorpio : Wheres the referee ..oh my God, he is being distracted by a bearded lady, a one eyes midget, and a guy with kettle bells hanging from his nipples! Where does Buster find these freaks!
Jax Carver : Buster running forward and Marcus is wearing brass knuckles! KO PUNCH!
Ace Scorpio : But Balan was able to duck just enough! Marcus White just punched Beelzebozo in the face with brass knuckles!
Jax Carver : But Buster still has the sleeper locked on tight, even though he appears to be unconscious! They are still glued together!
Ace Scorpio : Balan runs up the turnbuckles and falls backwards!
Jax Carver : Busters shoulders are down!
Ace Scorpio : And because of the glue he cant even release the hold!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
*DING DING DING!*
Frank Salazar : The winner of this match .. THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILA BALAN!!!
Jax Carver : Crowd is on their feet as Balan gets the big win!
Ace Scorpio : The referee helping Balan to his feet, but Buster is still glued to his back!
Jax Carver : Balan got his arm raised in victory, now he needs to figure out how he is going to get his opponent removed from him! They are stuck together!
Ace Scorpio : Crazy ending to this one and I have a feeling the feud between these two is just getting started!
Jax Carver : I think youre right .and how does Marcus White fit into all of this?
Ace Scorpio : Only time will tell!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar : Coming to the ring, from Industy, Texas, he is The Industrial Man Attila Balan!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan has made a huge impact since coming to ACW, yet the one man he has not been able to get past has been Beelzebozo. Will tonight be the night that Balan puts that particular demon to rest?
Ace Scorpio : These two have a very complicated relationship. They seem to be best friends, yet they also hate each other. They are fierce rivals, yet also a tag team by the name of Funny Business, who are the current SWAT Backyard Tag Team Champions!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His everpresent Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
Beelzebozo hands Salazar a card and motions for him to read it.
Frank Salazar : And his opponent, from Huntington, West Virginia, he is the Clown Prince of Chaos, the Shephard of Lost Souls, the Avatar of Anarchy, the King of the Vagabonds, and the next SWAT ACW Champion .. BEELZEBOZO!!!
Jax Carver : Looks like Beelzebozo is already looking past Attila Balan and claiming he will defeat Psychotic Goth for the belt!
Ace Scorpio : That could be a huge mistake. Bozo has defeated Balan in the past, but it was one of the most closely contested matches we have ever seen. There is even some conjecture that Balan lost on purpose, in order to achieve his goal of making Buster Friendly the best psychotic evil clown he could be!
*DING DING*
Jax Carver : Bell sounds and we are underway. It looks like Buster Friendly is pretty angry about something .
Ace Scorpio : he reaches into his Sack and pulls out his SWAT Backyard tag team championship belt, throwing it at Balan!
Buster Friendly : Where the Hell were you? We had a tag team title defense as Funny Business this afternoon! I had to beat both guys myself!
Attila Balan : But you were able to do so! I have already made you the best of the best!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo in a rage after that statement by Balan, and he charges at him!
Ace Scorpio : Balan ducks and backdrops Beelzebozo to the mat!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo hits hard on the mat but springs right back up to his feet, only to eat a dropkick from balan that sends the Clown Prince of Chaos out to the floor!
Ace Scorpio : And Beelzebozo is frustrated early! He is kicking the guard rail in anger, and this crowd is letting him have it!
Jax Carver : In his short stay here in ACW, Beelzebozo has become one of the most hated wrestlers on the roster. His relationship with Attila Balan may be complicated, but his relationship with the fans is not: pure hatred on the part of both Buster and the crowd!
Ace Scorpio : Balan in the ring, motioning for Buster to get back in. This match is a regular affair, there are count outs, there are disqualifications, and it can only be won in the ring.
Jax Carver : Buster getting back in now, and these two combatants are eyeing each other from across the ring. Collar and elbow tie up, and Balan with an old school side headlock takeover. He has the Clown down in the center of the ring, and Buster cant reach the ropes.
Ace Scorpio : Balan grinding away with that headlock, wearing Buster down and slowing the pace. He is in no rush, taking his time.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo just thumbed Balan in the eye!
Ace Scorpio : Thats one way to break the hold!
Jax Carver : Crowd booing loudly now as Beelzebozo took the cheap way out.
Ace Scorpio : He is wasting no time now, peppering balan with jabs and backing him into the ropes.
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly with the Irish whip, but Attila reverse it. Buster off the ropes and Balan with a hip toss. Beelze back to his feet, and walks right into a deep arm drag by the Industrial Man. Beelzebozo gets up a third time and Balan levels him with a clothesline, then drops down with a senton.
Ace Scorpio : Industrial Man with an early pin attempt!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!
Jax Carver : You arent going to beat Beelzebozo that early in a match.
Ace Scorpio : he may look ridiculous, and he may be a severe alcoholic who is drunk at this very moment, but Buster Friendly has certainly proved that he is as tough as they come. We have seen him take tremendous punishment in winning the Helloween Cup this year.
Jax Carver : Balan lifting Beelzebozo off the mat, and planting him with a body slam. The Industrial Man hops up on the middole turnbuckle and comes off with a spinning elbow drop!
Ace Scorpio : Great move connects and it looks like that one knocked the wind out of the King of the vagabonds!
Jax Carver : Balan not going for a cover though. He scoops Beelzebozo up onto his shoulder, but Beelze slips off behind him ..
Ace Scorpio : Whiskey Lullaby! He has him in the Whiskey Lullaby early!
Jax Carver : But Balan saw it coming and drops down, brings his legs up and pulls Bozo down in a pinning predicament!
Ace Scorpio : I think he got him!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Close call there and the Shephard of Lost Souls is aggravated at nearly getting caught!
Ace Scorpio : How are you keeping track of all of his nicknames?
Jax Carver : I have a cheat sheet.
Ace Scorpio : Smart man!
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly rising to his feet, but Attila Balan with a European Uppercut rocks him! Buster collapses in the corner and Balan chops away him!
Ace Scorpio : Busters body flopping around like a crash test dummy! Balan is going to town with chop after chop!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo stumbles out of the corner and walks right into the waiting arms of Industrial Man, who lifts him up and brings him crashing down to the mat with a corkscrew brainbuster!
Ace Scorpio : Buster looks like he is out cold!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : I cant believe Buster kicked out of that one! He was dropped right on his head! He appears to be concussed!
Ace Scorpio : In fairness, he always looks that way.
Jax Carver : the crowd firmly in the corner of Industrial Man, cheering him on as he is delivering a series of kneelifts to the gut of the Avatar of Anarchy!
Ace Scorpio : I dont think repeated shots to the gut of a guy who drank a quart of whiskey and has eaten nothing but bar olives for the last week is really the best tactic.
Jax Carver : Buster Friendly looking like he is going to be ill
Ace Scorpio : HE JUST THREW UP ON HIS OPPONENT!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan looks disgusted! He is stunned at the amount of vomit that is covering him right now!
Ace Scorpio : He is so busy looking at the puke he doesnt see Buster charge at him! He almost took his head off with that clothesline!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo looks enraged! He picks Balan up and throws him through the ropes to the floor!
Ace Scorpio : Of course he is pissed! He spent a lot of money on that alcohol, and he just threw it all up!
Jax Carver : Buster grabs a hold of Balan and launches him into the guard rail! Balan falls in a heap on the outside!
Ace Scorpio : Some old woman in the front row is yelling at Friendly, giving him the business!
Jax Carver : OH MY GOD! HE DIDNT!
Ace Scorpio : HE DID! BUSTER FRIENDLY JUST PUNCHED THAT OLD WOMAN RIGHT IN THE FACE!
*Dont worry folks! Shes a STUNT GRANNY!*
{{And if you get that joke, you are awesome!}}
Jax Carver : MASSIVE crowd response to that one! We may have a riot on our hands here!
Ace Scorpio : What a sick, twisted freak! Who punches a grandmother in the face!
Jax Carver : Buster now turning his attention back towards his opponent. He scoops Balan up and drops him face first on the steel steps!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is knocked silly!
Jax Carver : Buster throws him back in the ring and is close behind. Fist drop to the face and Balan is rocked!
Ace Scorpio : Bozo with the cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan showing he is just as much the warrior that Buster Friendly is.
Ace Scorpio : the way his head cracked against those steel steps, I think anyone else would have been down for the count. But these two just bring out the absolute best in each other. It will take a lot to actually win this thing.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo scoops Balan up and delivers a gutbuster in the middle of the ring.
Ace Scorpio : Bozos offense may not be fancy, but it is certainly effective.
Jax Carver : Balan down in the middle of the ring, and Buster Friendly standing in the corner, slapping his knee several times.
Ace Scorpio : beelzebozo looking for his patented Knee Slapper knee lift.
Jax Carver : Balan starts to rise and Buster charges across the ring with the knee! He connects right under the chin!
Ace Scorpio : thats a knockout blow!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo holding up three fingers, but the referee insisting it was two.
Ace Scorpio : Usually Bozo is the one being shown fingers.
Jax Carver : Because they are asking him how many he sees in a sobriety test, or because people are flipping him off?
Ace Scorpio : Whichever is funnier!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo turns his attention away from the ref and goes back to Attila Balan. He grabs him from behind and lifts him up, bringing him back down with an atomic drop!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is shooken up, Bozo grabs him from behind, and nails a side Russian leg sweep!
Jax Carver : Bozo hits the ropes and comes crashing down with a rolling knee drop to the head!
Ace Scorpio : Balan is laid out!
Jax Carver : Buster climbs the ropes, raising his fist in the air.
Ace Scorpio : crowd booing loudly as Beelzebozo jumps off and hits the top rope fist drop! The Punch Line delivers!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Attila Balan out again!
Ace Scorpio : This man really is part machine!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo beyond frustrated now. He is going over to his Sack in the corner, and looking for a weapon of some kind.
Ace Scorpio : This is not a no disqualification match, he better be careful.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo rummaging around, and comes out holding a pie?
Ace Scorpio : Balan rising to his feet.
Jax Carver : Buster tosses the pie at him, but the Industrial Man ducks it!
Ace Scorpio : The Pie hits the referee right in the face!
Jax Carver : The ref is blinded and the crowd is booing loudly!
Ace Scorpio : Beelzebozo checking on the ref, and he seems to be apologizing.
Jax Carver : he isnt apologizing! He is distracting him! Who is this getting in the ring!
Ace Scorpio : its ANONYMOOSE!
Jax Carver : Anonymoose slides into the ring, Balan gets up, and he eats a superkick! Balan is down, the masked man vanishes out of the ring, and Bozo turns back to his downed opponent! He drops a headbutt and covers him!
Ace Scorpio : NOT LIKE THIS!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREEEEEKICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : How did he kick out of that!?!
Ace Scorpio : I dont know, but the crowd is going wild!
Jax Carver : Buster gets a limp Balan to his feet. He Irish Whips him into the corner and stands across from him. Buster charging forward
Ace Scorpio : CLOWN CAR CRASH!
Jax Carver : But Balan moved out of the way! Beelzebozo just crashed chest first into the turnbuckle!
Ace Scorpio : Balan rolls him up from behind!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
Jax Carver : Bozo springs back to his feet and goes for a haymaker, but Balan ducks it! He grabs him from behind .German suplex!
Ace Scorpio : Perfect bridge!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Both men laid out on the mat, and the crowd is hopping after that series of near falls!
Ace Scorpio : Who is going to get up first!
Jax Carver : They both struggle to their feet, and Beelzebozo with a right hand! Industrial man answers with a right of his own! Bozo! Balan! Bozo! Balan! They are trading right after right, just wailing away at each other in the center of the ring!
Ace Scorpio : the crowd is in a frenzy as these two rivals are tearing each other apart in the center of the ring!
Jax Carver : Balan starting to get the better of the exchange, his punches going unanswered!
Ace Scorpio : STEAM IS POURING OUT OF BALANS NOSE!
Jax Carver : Now steam powered, Balan starts to do the Robot, then explodes forward with a huge Axe Bomber!
Ace Scorpio : he just turned Beelzebozo inside out!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Balan grabs a fistful of hair and hurls Beelzebozo out of the ring!
Ace Scorpio : I dont know if I would want to take the fight to the outside against the Clown From Hell!
Jax Carver : Balan to the outside he just ripped a piece of the floor up with his bare hands! This guy is like the Terminator! And he brings it down over the head of Bozo!
Ace Scorpio : The Clown is KOed!
Jax Carver : Balan back in the ring, and he just grabbed something .its a can of motor oil! We have seen this before!
Ace Scorpio : Industrial Man cracks it open, and he just covered himself in motor oil!
Jax Carver : he charges forward and slides out of the ring onto Beelzebozo!
Ace Scorpio : WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!
Jax Carver : Anonymoose! Anonymoose didnt leave, he was hiding under the ring! He just shoved Beelzebozo out of the way, and took the brunt of the motor oil slide!
Ace Scorpio : We have a masked moose unconscious on the outside! He got knocked silly, but he may have just saved the match for his leader!
Jax Carver : Industrial Man lifts the Masked Moose up in a gorilla press and hurls him into the third row!
Ace Scorpio : The crowd is passing Anonymoose around like a beach ball! Who knows where he may end up!
Jax Carver : The referee is on the outside looking where Anonymoose is being sent by the fans.
Ace Scorpio : Who cares? He isnt in this match!
Jax Carver : Balan going over to Beelzebozo .LOW BLOW!
Ace Scorpio : That was the hardest kick to the nuts Ive ever seen and Balan is down!
Jax Carver : Bozo tosses balan back in the ring and he is just stalking his opponent. Arms outstretched, he is looking for that sleeper hold yet again.
Ace Scorpio : here it comes!
Jax Carver : Whiskey Lullaby! But balan is all oiled up and he slips free! We have seen that before!
Ace Scorpio : Bozo tries to grab him, and Balan with a kick to the head! Bozo is stunned! He is down to one knee!
Jax Carver : Balan rushes him and steps up off Bozos knee with the shining wizard!
Ace Scorpio : Knee connects right to the temple! Bozo sent sailing across the ring and he is out cold! Referee slides back in to make the count!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
NO!!!
FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo got his foot on the rope! What ring awareness by the Clown Prince of Chaos!
Ace Scorpio : He may be a drunken idiot, but nobody will ever say he cant wrestle!
Jax Carver : Industrial Man tosses Bozo in the corner, then slowly walks across the ring.
Ace Scorpio : But Buster is right next to his sack! He grabbed something!
Jax Carver : Balan charges forward towards his downed opponent .
Ace Scorpio : Buster has a straw? He shoots a spitball and hits Balan right in the eye! He blinded him!
Jax Carver : Buster grabs him . Small package!
Ace Scorpio : And he has a fistful of tights!
ONE!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!!
Jax Carver : Balan escapes again!
Ace Scorpio : What is it going to take for one of these two men to stay down???
Jax Carver : Buster with the Irish Whip to the corner, charging in after him with the avalanche!
Ace Scorpio : Clown Car Crash connects!
Jax Carver : He isnt covering him, though. Buster going back to his Sack yet again and he pulls out .. GLUE?!?!
Ace Scorpio : Dont you see, Jax? Balan was too slippery for the Whiskey Lullaby, so Buster is prepared! He is going to put glue on his arms so he can get a grip on him!
Jax Carver : And Beelzebozo is doing just that! He is covering himself in glue!
Ace Scorpio : And he is also sniffing it! He is getting high as a kite!
Jax Carver : Buster behind Balan now, a predator ready to strike .
Ace Scorpio : He has it locked on! Its on in the middle of the ring!
Jax Carver : The referee checking and Balan is fighting it, but he seems to be fading! He cant get out!
Ace Scorpio : Of course he cant! these two are glued together like its a bad sitcom!
Jax Carver : Crowd reacting to something .is Anonymoose back?
Ace Scorpio : NO! its Marcus White! The newest member of the Menagerie is out here and he jumps up onto the ring apron! What is this nutcase doing?
Jax Carver : Buster sees Marcus and he yells something to him .I think he wants Marcus to interfere!
Ace Scorpio : Wheres the referee ..oh my God, he is being distracted by a bearded lady, a one eyes midget, and a guy with kettle bells hanging from his nipples! Where does Buster find these freaks!
Jax Carver : Buster running forward and Marcus is wearing brass knuckles! KO PUNCH!
Ace Scorpio : But Balan was able to duck just enough! Marcus White just punched Beelzebozo in the face with brass knuckles!
Jax Carver : But Buster still has the sleeper locked on tight, even though he appears to be unconscious! They are still glued together!
Ace Scorpio : Balan runs up the turnbuckles and falls backwards!
Jax Carver : Busters shoulders are down!
Ace Scorpio : And because of the glue he cant even release the hold!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
*DING DING DING!*
Frank Salazar : The winner of this match .. THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILA BALAN!!!
Jax Carver : Crowd is on their feet as Balan gets the big win!
Ace Scorpio : The referee helping Balan to his feet, but Buster is still glued to his back!
Jax Carver : Balan got his arm raised in victory, now he needs to figure out how he is going to get his opponent removed from him! They are stuck together!
Ace Scorpio : Crazy ending to this one and I have a feeling the feud between these two is just getting started!
Jax Carver : I think youre right .and how does Marcus White fit into all of this?
Ace Scorpio : Only time will tell!
