Michelle Williams: Wow, what a match that was!!
Kathleen Parks: I agree but this next match is going to be crazy. These two teams have been going at it all week!
Dragonatrix: Chianti and Devil Witch Syndicate have been going at each other hard!
Michelle Williams: And like any tag match here in the AMAZONS ARENA in Manhattan, New York, this will be contested under Tag Team Tornado Match rules! Here comes Delilah Strain again? Why?
[Delilah Strain makes her way once more towards ringside with her tablet as she watches this match.]
Kathleen Parks: There's Glenda. Can you find out anything from Ms. Strain?
Gorgeous Glenda: I'm here next to Delilah Strain who has made her presence felt here in SWAT tonight. Can you tell me why you're here?
[Delilah glances at the interview and just smirks.]
Delilah: And you are?
Gorgeous Glenda: I'm Glenda. A reporter here in SWAT.
Delilah: Glenda, is it? If I wanted to be bothered by a TMZ reporter wanna be, I'd call TMZ. I'm very busy, so if you'll excuse me.
[With that, Delilah has excused Glenda who stammers for a moment, then with a dejected look on her face, she walks towards the back, leaving Strain to her business.
Dragontrix: I guess there's our answer. She's out here scouting for some recruits.
Michelle Williams: This Strain seems to be everywhere so far here tonight on SWAT TV!
Dragontrix: She's a Strain in the ass if you ask me.
["Tom Sawyer" by Rush blares over the AMAZONS ARENA PA speakers and out struts Joey Morelli by himself wearing a fancy grey suit. The fans boo and Joey just soaks it all in. As he walks to the announcers table he sees a little kid holding up a sign that says "DWS". He goes over and reaches over the guardrail and snatches the sign from the little kid and rips it up then tosses it to the ground. As if that wasn't enough, he first drops and elbow on the ripped sign then gets back up and places a knee drop just to make the kid cry more. The kids father has to be restrained by security as Joey just laughs at him and walks to the announcers table and sets up a chair, puts on a headset and joins the announce crew.]
Michelle Williams: Speaking of pain in the ass what in the hell are you doing here and where is Candice or are you going to wrestle for her too?
Joey Morelli: Hey, watch it there flea bag. Candice will be out soon enough. I just figured since you are incapable of calling a impartial match I'd come out and give you some help!
Kathleen Parks: I for one am glad to see you.
Dragontrix: Kiss ass!
Kathleen Parks: Hey, his uncle does sign our checks.
Michelle Williams: Hopefully you just sit there and don't get involved like last week.
Joey Morelli: Me? I would never get involved in any of Candice's matches. That just wouldn't be right.
[Joey winks to the camera.]
Frank Salazar: This next match is a tag match scheduled for one fall..first from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, weighing in at a ready 128 ppunds....one half of Devil Wiitch Syndicate..DIAMOND ROOOOOOSE!!!
["Bad Girl", by Avril Lavigne featuring Marilyn Manson rocks the AMAZONS ARENA and Diamond Rose comes out wearing pigtais with red and blue streaks. tight high shorts snug around the waist. She has her probe in her hand. The fans are that of a mixed reaction but that doesn't seem to phase her as she walks by Delilah and points her probe at her. Delilah ignores her and continues to take notes. The referee grabs the probe and puts it under the ring. Rose gets in the ring and waits for her partner with a crazy smirk on her face.
Frank Salazar: And her partner and the second half of Devil Witch Syndicate...from Transylvania, Romania..weighing 135 pounds....JENNIFER ENIIIIIGMA!
["A Demons Fate", by Within Temptation blasts over the PA systems as the crowd erupts in boo's Jennifer Enigma steps on the ramp walking slowly down the ramp as lighting strikes Enigma where she now stands and then smoke fills the room and the light go out suddenly the light turn back on with Enigma in the ring skipping around the ring and just smiling evily as she feeds off the crowd booing her. She then stands in her corner with Diamond Rose and awaits the start of the contest.]
Joey Morelli: What no sandbags? I heard they are into that kinda' thing in Romania.
[Kathleen Parks laughs.]
Michelle Williams: Would you stop?
Dragontrix: He's right though, they kind of are into sandbags and castles in Transylvania.
Frank Salazar: And their opponents from Jacksonville, Florida but now residing in Brooklyn, New York, weighing 125 pounds...Chianti's own "Rookie Diva"...CANDICE MORRRRRRELLI!!
["Hot Mess", by Christy Hemme shakes the AMAZONS ARENA and out skips "Rookie Diva" Candice Morelli with a smile on her face. The crowd erupts into a frenzy and she waves to them as she skips by. She skips over to the announcers table and first glares at Delilah then skips over to Joey and gives him a kiss. Joey takes his headset off then whispers in her ear and she winks back at him. She waits over by Joey for her partner to be announced.]
Frank Salazar: And her Chianti partner from The Jersey Shore, New Jersey, weighing in at 135 pounds..."The Jersey Devil Diva"...JOANNE CAAAAAANNNELLI!!
[The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as "Courtesy Call", by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play. A picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past. The spotlight focuses on a figure at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne but unusually without her bodyguards. She make her way down the ramp with Joanne stopping in the middle ignoring the crowd around her. When she reaches the ring she slips inside the ring as does Candice and the match begins with Joanne running straight for Enigma hitting her with a spear then a series of piston like lefts and rights. Enigma just smiles. Diamond Rose runs at Candice who deflects with a Thez Press and she also throws heavy handed lefts and rights.]
Michelle Williams: This one has started out as a donnybrook here on SWAT TV!
Kathleen Parks: Yeah, but where are her Goons, Rude, Reno and Scarpaci?
Joey Morelli: Oh, I don't..maybe they called in for a sick day. That flu has been going around ya' know?
Michelle Williams: I highly doubt that. With that grin on your face I'm sure something is going down!
Dragontrix: So far in the ring Chianti is kicking ass and taking names!
Joey Morelli: Of course they are..we don't do the sandbag game.
Kathleen Parks: Candice pulls Rose up by her pigtails and Rose just smiles. Low blow by Rose followed by a Cunt Kick!
Michelle Williams: You can't say that on national TV!
Dragontrix: This is SWAT AMAZONS and we say and do whatever we want!
Michelle Williams: Diamond Rose comes off the ropes but a Drop Kick by "The Rookie Diva" Candice Morelli that caught Rose square on the chin!
Joey Morelli: I taught her that move by the way.
Michelle Williams: Of course you did.
[Michelle Williams shakes her head.]
Dragontrix: Over in the left corner Joanne Canelli is stomping a mudhole into Jennifer Enigma and walking it dry!
Kathleen Parks: Shades of Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Joey Morelli: Who? The Six Million Dollar Man?
Michelle Williams: Candice off the ropes but a Drop Toe hold into a Grapevine Ankle lock by Rose.
Dragonix: Candice is trying to reach the ropes!
Michelle Williams: Joanne is still stomping Enigma with those well educated kicks but Jennifer just smiles back at Canelli!
Kathleen Parks: On the other side Candice to the ropes then spins out of the Grapevine Ankle lock but flys through the ropes and onto the outside floor.
Dragontrix: Diamond Rose goes over to help Enigma! Tiger Suplex by Rose on Canelli!
Joey Morelli: Candice is back up and she's climbing the top turnbuckle. Rose charges Candice!
Michelle Williams: Missle Drop Kick and that hit flush on the chin of Diamond Rose!!
Dragontrix: I suppose you taught Candice that move too?
Joey Morelli: You guys are starting to get it.
Kathleen Parks: Scoop Slam by Enigma. Punt Kick by Enigma on Joanne! The cover!
Michelle Williams: 1....2...thre-
Dragontrix: Kick out by "The Jersey Devil Diva"!!
Kathleen Parks: Is that Lindsay Strange in the crowd?
Joey Morelli: Who cares? Look at all the security around her. We have left no stone unturned!
[Scene fades to back from the announcers table to a room in the back where Veronica Rodriguez and Rachel Storm are watching the match closely on a tv monitor.]
Joey Morelli: What in the hell do they think they are doing here?
Michelle Williams: If you did your research you'd know they said they'd be here to watch Enigma and Roses' back all week.
Joey Morelli: I shouldn't be surprised. They are trying to revive Society of Destruction but guess what? Shit ain't fading Chianti because we always have a plan. These old ass lesbians aren't going to run this place, this is Mafioso land!
Dragontrix: Candice with a Sunset Flip and pin on Diamond Rose!
Kathleen Parks: 1...2..kick out by Rose!
Michelle Williams: "The Rookie Diva" almost pulled off the upset!
Joey Morelli: Upset nothing, Chianti will when this match...I guarantee it. Sorry...not sorry!
Dragontrix: Both Enigma and Joanne Canelli are back to their feet. Enigma with right, Cannelli with a left of her own! Back and forth between these two here in the AMAZONS ARENA!
Kathleen Parks: Canelli with a slap but again Enigma just smiles at her. Eye Gauge by Joanne on Enigma followed by a Snap DDT!
Joey Morelli: Bitch ain't smiling after that move is she?
Michelle Williams: Joanne Canelli with a pin on Enigma!
Dragontrix: Joanne with the cover..1...2...
Michelle Williams: Three! No kick out by Enigma at the last half second!
[Scene goes back to the room Veronica Rodriguez and Rachel Storm looked to be coming out until they saw the kickout.]
Kathleen Parks: It looked as if Vero and Storm were on there way down!
Joey Morelli: Oh, yeah? Fuck that. Watch this!
[The scene flashes back to the back in front of the doors of the room the girls are watching the match in. Suddenly, Joe Pesci rolls up driving a forklift with a hard hat on and blocks the door. Pesci laughs.]
Joe Pesci: Looks like those two just got fucked in the drive thru! Rude, Reno, Scarpaci make sure nobody moves this forklift and make sure this door stays closed!
Rude: You got it boss.
Reno: Joanne said do whatever you tell us.
Scarpaci: Ain't nobody getting out of this room tonight!
[Scene goes back to the announcers table.]
Michelle Williams: Uncle Joe at it again? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Joey Morelli: Haha. Are you kidding me? They just got, got before they could get us. Even Delilah is over there taking notes.
Dragontrix: Back in the ring Rose with a Bitch Slap on Candice. Candice slaps her right back!
Joey Morelli: Now that one was all her. Good girl, don't take that crazy bitches shit. I don't see Rose smiling any more?
Kathleen Parks: Candice with a leaping Clothesline!
Michelle Williams: Belly to Belly by Enigma on Cannelli but some how Joanne just pops right up! Elbow to the face followed by a leg sweep by Canelli!
Dragontrix: Candice is climbing the turn buckle again!
Kathleen Parks: Moonsault!!!
Dragontrix: Rose with her knees up! That hurt the Rookie Diva!
Michelle Williams: Meanwhile Joanne Canelli with a Sharpshooter on Enigma. The ref is asking if she wants to to tap but Enigma just smiles.
Dragontrix: Diamond Rose Has the Rose Pedal locked on Candice.
Joey Morelli: See you girls, time to earn my paycheck!
[Joey throws off his headset and slides into the ring. As the ref keeps checking if Enigma wants to tap, Joey sneaks into the ring and first kicks Diamond Rose in her stomach breaking the Rose Pedal then delivers his JOE KO (RKO) on Rose then drapes Candice over her then slides back out of the ring and tells the referee to turn around. The ref races over for the count.]
Michelle Williams: No..not like this NO!
Kathleen Parks: Candice is draped over Diamond Rose for the cover!
Dragontrix: 1....2....3!!
Kathleen Parks: Chianti picks up the win!
[Delilah gets up and stops taking notes and heads back stage.]
Frank Salazar: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL...CANDICE MORELLI AND JOANNE CANELLI....CHIANTI!!
[Joanne let's Enigma out of the Sharpshooter then rolls out of the ring and joins Joey and Candice Morelli. They all look back and laugh at a dejected Enigma as she attends Diamond Rose who is still laid out from Joey's JOE KO.]
Dragontrix: What a night for Chianti!
Michelle Williams: Those cheating son of a bitches!
Kathleen Parks: Hey, it's not like DWS wouldn't have done the same thing had they gotten the opportunity.