No Man's Land #7 : Luck of the Draw

(Kim is backstage cleaning her gun as Glamourous Glenda comes up to her.)

Glamourous Glenda: "Umm are you busy."

Kim: "You can see I'm cleaning and shining up my gun."

Glamourous Glenda: "You don't plan on using it are you?"

Kim: "You really think I'm that stupid."

Glamourous Glenda: "I guess not...."

(Kim looks at her.)

Glamourous Glenda: "No you're not stupid."

Kim: "That's right. I'm not that stupid."

Glamourous Glenda: "You know there's plenty of women going for the Luck of the Draw. What do you think of your chances."

Kim: "I have a good chance at being chosen. I want this shot more than anything."

Glamourous Glenda: "What happens if you aren't chosen."

Kim: "Stupid question since everyone's names are in the draw and only two are going to be quite lucky."

(She smiles satisfied and reholsters her gun.)

Kim: "Whether it's me or Olympia or even Mary Caida or Alice just to name the roster members doesn't matter. What matters is there's going to be a new top contender and if I'm chosen it's going to be me in the ring with the whoever is the champion. Then after that I'm going to be holding the gold."

Glamourous Glenda: "If you're chosen."

Kim: "Yeah 'if' and that's going to be 'am' chosen. Now I have something I have to do..."

Glamourous Glenda: "Probably not so good."

Kim: "it's not what you think."

(She leaves as the scene slowly fades to black.)

Michelle Williams : Welcome back everyone, coming up next we have the Luck of the Draw match to see who will get a title shot and be the new Number ONE contender.

Kathleen Parks: Indeed! And it’s time to see who will be in this match.

Dragontrix: I have the box right here. And ladies…..


Dragontrix reaches into the box with her eyes closed and pulls out a slip of paper and hands it to Michelle.


Michelle Williams: Our first participant is…..Alice Brady!


Gitty Up (remix) by Salt n Pepa feat Rufus Blaq hits and Alice bounces out to the entrance way pumping her left arm in the air to the beat. She jiggles her way down the ramp way to the beating high fiving the fans on the way, slides under the bottom rope and crawls to the turn buckle climbing each one from her knees to her feet sexily mounting the second buckle and posing for the crowd. She hops down and waits for her opponent to be announced. The camera goes back to Dragontrix who reaches in the box again and this time hands the paper to Kathleen.


Kathleen Parks: And her opponent is……Avery McCullen!

Michelle Williams: Wow! This match will blow the roof off this place!


The house lights go down as pink and blue spotlights go over the crowd. “City of Night” by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland and then changes to different scenes of the places Avery has been in her adventuring days. The scene changes to her driving through the streets of London before it switches to what appears to a jungle and a flaming plane. The jeep she drove comes through the window before changing to another scene of her flying a plane. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and the destruction she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the ramp way. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the ramp she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring and slips through the ropes. She hops up onto the nearest ring post and plays to the crowd before hopping down and removes the leather jacket she wears and waits for the match to begin, keeping one eye on Alice.

The bell sounds, and the crowd is on its feet. This encounter has the crowd going while. Alice and Avery are eyeing each other while slowly circling. Suddenly they both charge forward and begin laying into one another with vicious right hands. It almost seems Alice might be getting the upper hand and is slowly back Avery towards the ropes. But suddenly Avery ducks what would be the eighth blow from Alice and ducks under Alice’s right hand. Alice turns around and is hit with a standing heel kick! The crowd cheers as Avery tries to take Alice to the mat with a belly to belly suplex that Alice somehow manages to block. Avery pushes Alice into the ropes and then hits an impressive DDT. The force does send Avery out of the ring but Alice follows. Alice looks over at the timekeeper’s table and thinks of going for a steel chair, however the glare of Dragontrix keeps her from doing it. The momentary look takes Alice’s focus off Avery and Alice looks back at Avery in time to get a dropkick! Alice drops to her knees on the floor and Avery charges forward and sends Alice to the floor on her back with a stiff looking flying knee to the face.


Kathleen Parks: These two are tearing each other apart.

Michelle Williams: Alice started out strong but it seems that Avery is control now.

Dragontrix: As long as Alice doesn’t think she needs some help to win.

Michelle Williams: Like a chair?

Dragontrix: Precisely


Alice sits up holding her nose. Avery however doesn’t wait for Alice to get up and grabs a handful of hair and pulls Alice up and goes to Irish whip Alice into the steps. Alice reverses but Avery hops onto the steps then back flips off, looking to hit a moonsault crossbody. Alice sees this coming though and picks up a steel chair and as Avery flips over, Alice smashes the chair into Avery’s ribs and Avery crumples to the ground. Alice then nails Avery four times in the back with the chair before falling back against the guard rail to catch her breath as the crowd roars. Alice ditches the chair after seeing Dragontrix get to her feet. Dragontrix takes a seat again while keeping an eye on Alice.


Kathleen Parks: Things are getting pretty intense here.

Dragontrix: They better get intense IN the ring and none of this using things like chairs or whatever else Alice has in mind.

Michelle Williams: But that adds to the excitement.

Dragontrix: This isn’t a hardcore match.


Alice goes to grab Avery but Avery nails another dropkick to the ribs then grabs Alice by the hair and climbs into the ring, pulling Alice in behind her. Avery pulls Alice up to her feet and sends her into the ropes and hits her with a knee to the stomach that drops Alice back to the mat. Avery goes for a cover….

1……..

2……..

Kickout!

Avery looks at the ref, and she is a bit stunned. But Avery isn’t going to go down so easily and she pulls Alice up and then gets her up for a DDT but Alice manages to block it. Avery works Alice over for a couple minutes then tries again but somehow Alice manages to block it. Avery loses her cool and starts arguing with the referee while Alice lies on the mat.


Michelle Williams: Alice will be winning if Avery doesn’t pay attention.

Dragontrix: At least they are in the ring. Avery just needs to be sure to focus.


Avery is done arguing with the referee and turns back to Alice, but the break has given Alice enough time that before Avery turns back around Alice nails Avery in the knee joints, sending Avery down to the mat. Both women crawl toward ring ropes and use them to help themselves up. Alice is the first to get some momentum and charges at Avery and lands a kick to one of Avery’s kneecaps, making Avery yell in pain. Alice grabs Avery and locks an underhook and then knees Avery in the chest repeatedly. The crowd is booing loudly at this as Alice makes a cover

1……..

2……..

Kickout!


Kathleen Parks: That was a close one.

Michelle Williams: There is no doubt how bad both these ladies want that title shot.


Avery is the first one to come up and she grabs Alice by the hair. She drags Alice to the edge of the ring and pulls Alice’s head out of the ring so it’s laying over the edge of the ring. Avery hits several forearms to the chest then backs up, then runs forward, hitting a violent looking flying knee to the face. Alice’s head snaps back in a sickening fashion, and the crowd boos loudly. Avery gets to her feet and pulls Alice out of the ring and thinks of gagging her up the entrance ramp. But Alice isn’t having any of it and strikes out at Avery, managing to take Avery down.


Dragontrix: Ok could these two please get in the ring before I order the ref to start counting?


Alice grabs Avery by the hair and she drags Avery back to the ring and hits Avery with a couple knees to the stomach and then rolls Avery into the ring, climbing in after her. Alice pulls Avery and tries to lock in and hit a suplex but Avery blocks it, managing to get her leg around Alice’s. Avery then manages to hit a swinging neck breaker on Alice and then gets in a waist lock and hits a German suplex that causes Alice to nearly bounce across the ring. Both ladies lay on the mat and Alice is the first to stir. She looks at Avery and smiles but Avery is playing possum and as Alice is bending over Avery nails Alice right in the face with a solid right hand! Alice staggers back as Avery gets to her feet. Avery gets Alice up in a fireman’s carry and then slams her to the mat. Avery goes for the cover…

1……..

2……..

Kickout!


Kathleen Parks: Wow! I thought Avery had it!


The crowd is shocked as is Avery as the ref tells Avery it was only two. Avery then pounds her fist on the mat in frustration but gets to her feet. She grabs Alice’s legs and rolls Alice over and locks in a figure four! Alice is trying to fight it but Avery doesn’t let up. The crowd goes wild and begins to chant “TAP!” at Alice but she screams “NO!” and Alice looks around. She sees the ropes and tries to squirm her way towards them, knowing it is the only way for her to break the hold. She gets closer…closer…closer….reaches out…..but Avery sees this and pulls Alice back into the center of the ring! Alice tries again for the ropes and this time Avery can’t seem to pull Alice back quick enough and Alice reaches the ropes. The crowd boos loudly as the ref tells Avery to break the hold. The ref tries to break the hold which causes Avery to lose her temper and she breaks the hold to get up and have words with the ref again as Alice drags herself to a corner and sits there while giving her legs the break they needed. Alice does struggle to her knees as Avery turns around. Alice goes to charge at Avery but Avery sees Alice coming and side steps her. Alice manages to run herself into a ring post and immediately suffers the pain. Avery tries again for a pin…

1……..

2……..

Kickout!

Avery stands back up and looks at the ref who again says it was just two. Suddenly Alice springs off the middle rope and using all her weight behind it….and knocks Avery across the ring with a kick. The crow is going wild as Alice picks Avery up. She’s trying to get her wore down to her up. But Avery lies on the mat for a moment and when Alice tries to drop a knee on Avery to knock the wind out of her, Avery rolls and Alice lands hard on her knee. Avery then runs to the ropes and comes off them and catches Alice with a dropkick that knocks all the wind out of Alice. The crowd cheers at this as Avery then starts laying right hands into Alice as Alice lies on the mat. Finally Avery goes for a cover…..

1……..

2……..

Thr….

Avery looks up at the ceiling, wondering what else she has to do. Alice is stirring slowly and Avery rolls Alice over and locks in the sharpshooter. Alice is in pain but is refusing to tap. Avery locks it in tighter and Alice screams in pain….Alice tries to inch towards the ropes but Avery is having none of that. She drops the sharpshooter and then kicks Alice in the back before Alice can even think of getting up. Avery then locks in the figure four.


Kathleen Parks: There’s no way Alice can keep it up! Avery is laying some serious punishment into these moves.

Dragontrix: Avery is using everything.

Alice keeps screaming no but finally her hand goes up. Alice is trying to not tap…..

And her hand gets closer to the mat….

And closer…

And closer…

Finally Alice can’t take it anymore and she taps! The ref calls for the bell!

Kathleen Parks: Avery did it! She won! She gets s title shot!

Michelle Williams: I would have thought this would be Alice’s night.

Avery has broken the hold and is standing with her arm raised as “City of Night” plays. Alice is slowly making her way to her feet, she twirls Avery around as her hand is being raised and then stares are her coldly, then, offers her hand, Avery is wary, and guarded, but accepts, and Alice shakes her hand and congratulates her on a good win then leaves the ring for Avery to have her spotlight.

Kathleen Parks: These two always bring the best out of each other, still heaps more action to come and if this match is any indication of tonight, the place will explode!

(They return from commercials promoting the new fall television season along with commercials involving the newest fall movies and the latest back to school wear before returning to the arena where ringsiders have signs that say "Delilah conquers the mighty Lynn Brewster!" "Wildcat rules!" and "The Wildcat has been unleashed!" before fading to a subdued Michelle Williams, Kathleen Parks and Dragonatrix who are sitting at the broadcast booth wearing their headsets.)

Michelle Williams: "Welcome back to No Man's Land and our next match could be nothing more than a total massacre and I don't mean the newest SWAT Europe tag team."

Kathleen Parks: "This is more like a death sentence since SWAT Owner, Joe Pesci, got his poor little over inflated ego popped, because he was deservingly placed into a match that he was too scared to be in."

Dragonatrix: "Yeah and in addition to that his knowledge of professional wrestling or more pointedly SWAT Amazons comes from Playboy, Hustler and most of all Wrestling for Dummies. I could have fuckin bought him the SWAT Wrestling History volume that Team Fairtex was selling and gave it to him. He would have had trouble lifting it but at least he would have been a bit more educated in SWAT Amazons history. Imagine me as GM when it was really CEO Angela who was the first SWAT Amazons General Manager and ran the region for nearly ten months."

Michelle Williams: "Speaking of our former GM Glamourous Glenda had a prerecorded interview with CEO Angela."

(The Amaztron shows Glamourous Glenda with CEO Angela who is wearing her trademark black trenchcoat.)

Glamourous Glenda: "I'm with former SWAT GM CEO Angela, who's been appointed special guest referee for this very important match. You've been seen around here quite a bit since speculation began swirling about a possible return."

Angela: "First off I heard the speculation about my....."

(She makes a quote gesture.)

Angela: "Possible return which is just that and that's speculation. I have no intention of returning unless I'm asked to return and as for my presence I was only there to watch the action. Now from what I saw I noticed Delilah has done a competent job despite using things from my strategy. I admit that I also mentioned that to her so that's on me."

Glamourous Glenda: "You saw what Alice did after she became General Manager. What was your honest reaction when she used....."

Angela: "Black faced makeup....."

Glamourous Glenda: "Yeah."

Angela: "Alice made a mistake and she paid for it. I called her up and we talked about it and she apologized. I accepted her apology and that was that water under the bridge. I know Alice can go over the top sometimes but I wasn't offended like certain people were and she didn't mean to be offensive."

Glamourous Glenda: "Now speaking of Delilah Strain. You were seen talking to her which is considered a conflict of interest."

Angela: "Whoa....Whoa....Hold that accusation. I was just talking to her about how she was doing and as I mentioned before she was doing a very competent job. We had a conversation about how she was doing and I even agreed about what she did when it came to Joe Pesci."

Glamourous Glenda: "Which has led up to this match."

Angela: "It has, hasn't it. Whether you're SWAT Amazons CEO, General Manager or whatever the name of the position is doesn't matter. It's the job that you are doing. Delilah did the right thing by standing up to that jackass Pesci and if he doesn't like it. He can kiss Delilah's ass because I would have done much worse, much, much, much worse."

Glamourous Glenda: "What will happen if he comes to ringside."

Angela: "Let everyone know right here and now that I'm going to be in total charge of this match from the ring intros, before, during and after the match is over. No matter the outcome I'm in total charge of this match. If Pesci even appears at the ring entrance, at ringside or even touches the ring or gets on the ring apron or in the ring. He's going to face a few options: He can leave voluntarily. He can be forced from ringside along with bodyguard Bruno by way of security kicking and screaming like a spoiled brat or Lynn Brewster will be faced with being disqualified."

Glamourous Glenda: "You know he may try and retaliate."

(A smile crosses Angela's face followed by laughter.)

Angela: "Let him try. Let him try and I'll take everything he has which is probably worthless anyway. I'll do that and then some since I'll take away everything else he has including what little honor and dignity he has left. I'll buy out all his pizza franchises that makes poor quality pizza and other things for that matter along with all his assets with a snap of my fingers and at my very command. I'm so deep pocketed and have thousand times more money and I run a huge business empire. What does that little sonofabitch have? A small chain of said pizza franchises which I tasted and gagged. Fuck it was so bad it makes Italy's pizzas taste better. Then he has bargain bin DVD's of his past movie glories that are so marked down it's a shame and an embarrassment. Pesci's movies haven't even been shown much on television, cable or even streaming services let alone he hasn't even been in any movies since. So who's in a more powerful position to retaliate. Me. I can even take away SWAT from him and return it to it's rightful owner along with his bodyguard Bruno and Pesci wouldn't be able to do a damned thing about it. I can even gather plenty of dirt on him and he won't be able to do a goddamned fucking thing about it either. So he better not get an attitude with me or else he'll feel this woman's ultimate scorn."

Glamourous Glenda: "Now about your departure for the ill-fated XWCW....."

Angela: "You mean the worst SWAT investment ever. I think Pesci had a lot to do with that scam and Suit fell for buying it. Well after one show and a small investment of $20million dollars of my own money into this failed money pit. I simply wrote it off as a bad investment in which I shall make sure Joe Pesci pays for it. What I should have done was fired everyone of those lazy asses, but they had contracts so I honored them and look what happened to the XWCW. Next time I'm asked to run a region I'm going to hire my own people who are competent to run the place."

Glamourous Glenda: "One last thing Lynn Brewster doubts you can call it down the middle."

Angela: "That's ironic since she could have objected and chose Alice but that would have been a bad move. She could have chosen special referee/guest enforcer Dragonatrix who is just as competent and fair but she didn't. Be assured that I will call this down the middle and I shall make sure there is a winner and that decision shall be final and that's coming from CEO Angela."

(The Amaztron goes black and "Money" the theme from the television series "The Apprentice" plays and Angela comes to ringside and enters the ring. She looks both ways and takes off her dark shades and places them in her black trenchcoat before taking it off revealing her referee's outfit. The ringsiders chant "Welcome Back!" and "CEO Angela for President!")

Michelle Williams: "Looks like Angela's answered plenty of the questions about her whereabouts and intentions among other things."

Kathleen Parks: "Our esteemed former CEO got scammed by Joe Pesci into running a failed enterprise."

Dragonatrix: "Believe me if Joe Pesci even shows up it's going to be really bad news for both him and Lynn Brewster if he even dares to interfere."

Michelle Williams: "Right now let's get to the ring for the ring introductions."

Ring Announcer: "This next match is scheduled for one fall and it's for the General Manager's position. First let's introduce the special guest referee former General Manager. Please welcome CEO Angela."

(The ringsiders roar and continue to chant "Welcome Back!" and "Angela for President!" and "Joe Pesci is a Pizza Pussy!")

Ring Announcer: "Now introducing first from St. Louis, Ma. She comes in at 6ft. tall and weighs 215lbs. Please welcome Wildcat Lynn Brewster."

("Cat Scratch Fever" by Pantera plays and Wildcat Lynn Brewster enters the stage area and stands there looking around soaking in the boos. She enters ringside and when she enters the ring she leans on the ropes still soaking in the boos."

Ring Announcer: "Now introducing her opponent she hails from Miami, Fla. She comes in at 5"10" and weighs in at 160lbs. She is the current General Manager of SWAT Amazons. Please welcome Mrs. Delilah Strain."

("Perfect" by Olivia Newton John plays and GM Delilah Strain comes to the ring with a courageous purpose despite the hidden sense of dread in her. She is wearing a red wrestling halter and tight red MMA fighting trunks and red wrestling boots. The ringsiders cheer her and chant her name in respect.)

Michelle Williams: "Well GM Delilah Strain is in the ring for her first and probably only wrestling match as GM and last appearance as GM.
She could be permanently out of office for good after tonight."

Kathleen Parks: "She looks scared and justifiably so since she should have just entered in a coffin and then just used funeral march music."

Dragonatrix: "Well we'll see if any of the lessons she learned from the various roster members gives her a fighting chance along with any advice that was given to her in this short preparation period."

Michelle Williams: "The bell rings and Angela checks both wrestlers out before being officially underway."

Kathleen Parks: "Okay who pays for the funeral."

Dragonatrix: "Don't count out Delilah."

Michelle Williams: "They circle and go to lock up, but Delilah ducks and Lynn turns around lunges and Delilah ducks again. Lynn's expression tells the whole story and she complains to Angela who warns Delilah to start wrestling and also warns Lynn to shut up."

Kathleen Parks: "That's our esteemed CEO always making sure that everyone earns their paychecks. They circle again and Delilah dodges out of the way and she starts kicking at Lynn's legs."

Dragonatrix: "You can't match power with power so you so you take out the main source of your opponent's power by going after the legs. The legs go as does the rest of your body like a tree after it's sawed through."

Kathleen Parks: "So you faced someone as tall as Lynn....."

Dragonatrix: "You ever spar with someone over seven feet tall and weighs 250lbs. and believe me she had huge tree trunk legs."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn stumbles into the ropes and as Delilah follows and she starts laying in the fists, and Lynn shoves her away but Delilah continues to let her fists fly again but Lynn continues to shove her off followed by a devastating clothesline."

Kathleen Parks: "Okay the sparring session is over and now it's time to get on with the real massacre....I mean match to begin. Lynn starts stomping a mud hole into Delilah's body and she screams and hurls insults before spitting in her face."

Dragonatrix: "Angela warns Lynn about spitting on opponents and Lynn gets in her face which is a very bad move. Lynn angrily backs off and turns her attention back to Delilah and scoops her up and bodyslams her with authority before bounding into the ropes and drops a leg on Delilah's chest."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn makes the cover....One....T.....No! Delilah barely gets an arm up. Lynn complains about a slow count but Angela won't have any of it. Believe me that was a normal count with normal speed."

Kathleen Parks: "Kathleen Parks: "Pesci should have assigned someone with some kind of radar scanner to record speed or some other speed counting device. Lynn picks up Delilah who tries to punch Lynn but she counters with a series of devastating axehandles."

Dragonatrix: "At least Delilah learned to take punishment but hopefully she won't have to take too much which will be doubtful when it comes to Lynn Brewster. Lynn whips her into the corner and avalanches Delilah. She does it a second and third time and Delilah slumps down onto the canvas."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn picks her up and whips her into the ropes and clotheslines her head off. She follows up with a series of truly vicious
knees to Delilah's head followed by a savage ground and pound. Lynn's expression is a mixture of sick delight and sadistic pleasure."

Kathleen Parks: "Like I said it's a funeral and this ring is the burial grave site. Lynn picks up Delilah and clamps on a vicious bearhug and she's thrashing wildly. Angela's checking to see if Delilah's going to give up but she refuses to submit. Please save yourself and give up and go out with some dignity."

Dragonatrix: "Like Lynn will allow that. Besides, it's better to go down fighting and leave with at least the majority of your honor and self respect along with your head held high than go down in shame. Delilah's countering with a series of thunderclaps and elbows forcing Lynn to release the hold. Delilah follows up with a series of stiff headbutts to her stomach along with a jumping jawbreaker."

Michelle Williams: "Give Delilah credit for having guts. She continues to kick at Lynn's legs before bounding into the ropes and baseball slide dropkicks her legs and then delivers another dropkick making Lynn stumble into the ropes. She attempts another dropkick only to be swatted away by Brewster, who scoops her up and powerslams her hard into the canvas."

Lynn Brewster: "So how does it feel bitch! You're not so bossy now are you!"

Kathleen Parks: "Once again she makes the cover and gets a close two count. Lynne sets Delilah up for a suplex but Delilah desperately blocks it and rolls Lynn up.....One.....Two....Lynn kicks out."

Dragonatrix: "At least Delilah's trying to win. Lynn whips Delilah into the ropes and delivers a big boot sending her out of the ring. Lynn follows her out and she whips Delilah into the ringpost and then grabs a chair. She prepares to swing it at Delilah's head but she barely ducks out of the way."

Michelle Williams: "That would have been it for Delilah if she hadn't ducked that chair shot. Delilah dropkicks Lynn's legs right out from under her and then grabs the chair from her hands and now she's pummeling Lynn's head and back repeatedly before jamming that chair into the back of Lynn's legs."

Delilah Strain: "You're not so wild now are you Wildcat Lynn fucking Brewster bitch!"

Kathleen Parks: "O-o-oKay we just heard a counterpoint from our usually civilized GM. Delilah finds a steel rod and she takes a few practice swings and pounds the concrete with it before beating Lynn over the head and in the legs with it. She mounts a now bleeding Brewster and goes behind her and mounts her back choking Brewster with the steel rod relentlessly while cursing like a typical pro wrestler or at least a drunken sailor."

Dragonatrix: "Delilah attempts to whip Lynn into the ring steps but Lynn reverses it sending her crashing hard into them. She charges and delivers a really vicious diving knee into Delilah's face and Deilah's nose is broken open and is gushing badly. Lynn opens up a can of whoop ass and is punishing Delilah's head, face and body."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn rolls Delilah unceremoniously back into the ring and the finds a spool of barbed wire under the ring. She finds a pair of heavy duty gloves and puts them on before rolling the barbed wire around her fists and reentering the ring. She goes behind Deilah and she wraps the barbed wire around her head and Delilah's screaming and thrashing in pain."

Lynn Brewster: "Bleed like you never bled before you ugly cow Strain! Welcome to my world!"

Kathleen Park: "Yeah it looks like the end of Delilah Strain's tenure as GM is over."

Dragonatrix: "Lynn's being relentless as she mounts Delilah and grounds and pounds her face and head. Lynn picks her up and attempts a powerbomb but Delilah slips out and barely lands on her feet. She chopblocks Brewster who drops to one knee."

Michelle Williams: "Delilah leaves the ring and she finds a barbed wire baseball bat and returns and takes a few practice swings as she waits for Lynn to get up and she pummels Lynn's back and head relentlessly before going behind her and mounting her back and digging the barbed wire baseball bat into Lynn's head while screaming like a savage."

Delilah Strain: "How's it feel to be real ugly now cow! You like to bleed bitch! How do you like bleeding bitch!"

Kathleen Parks: "Can we now officially say that these two have just went primal on the other. Delilah returns the favor and opens up a can of whoop ass on Lynn as Angela barely gets her off Lynn. She leaves the ring and finds a spool of barbed wire of her own along with another pair of heavy duty gloves and wraps the barbed wire around her fists. She reenters the ring and mounts Lynn's back and wraps the barbed wire around her head. She waits for the full count and then releases her grip before she jumps onto Lynn and she ground and pounds her. She grabs Lynn by the hair and starts pounding the back of her head hard into the canvas."

Dragonatrix: "Lynn grabs Delilah's hair and turns her around and she returns the favor. They continue to have a death grip on the other's hair screaming and savagely threatening the other.....Don't even think about saying it Kathleen."

Kathleen Parks: "Okay I won't."

Michelle Williams: "Angela's warning both of them as she attempts and barely dislodges their death grip on the other's hair. Delilah and Lynn just turned this into an all out brawl. They grab what remains of the barbed wire and they are exchanging lethal and violent punches.
I don't think it's a good idea for Delilah to do so but I don't think she doesn't care anymore as long as she shows she can hold her own against a woman like Lynn Brewster."

Kathleen Parks: "Obviously but unfortunately Delilah has more guts than brains which Lynn Brewster is giving a good beating down on anyway I might add. Lynn delivers a series of violent knees to Delilah's mid-section and she sets the barbed wire up in a pile before DDTing
Delilah's head and face into that pile of barbed wire."

Dragonatrix: "Delilah's in real serious pain and agony as she's rolling around screaming as Angela checks on her condition and looks like she wants to ring the bell but Delilah refuses to give up. I hate to admit it but you may be right Kathleen an d don't even think of saying it."

Kathleen Parks: "You already made that clear."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn removes the turnbuckle padding leaving it exposed and Lynn hotshots Delilah's head into that exposed turnbuckle.
Delilah looks like she's limp and out of it. Angela is checking on her and warns Lynn to back off while she checks on Delilah's condition."

Kathleen Parks: "Please just ring the bell and have this massacre over with so our new GM can start her reign. Angela continues to check and she's being thorough but Delilah barely shrugs her off and Lynn trainwrecks Delilah barely avoiding Angela. She stumbles out of the and Lynn grips her and executes a chokeslam."

Dragonatrix: "She isn't done yet. Lynn picks her up by the throat and she chokeslams her again with more force. She makes the cover....One.....Come on Lynn you had the victory. Why are you prolonging the match. Angela is warning Lynn who ignores her."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn picks Delilah up who tries to fight back but her punches have no effect since she's too weak and almost out of it. She picks Delilah up and positions her for a snake eyes but Delilah barely slips out of it and Dropkicks Lynn into the corner but it doesn't have much force or effect. Delilah's too hurt and tired from this brutal match."

Kathleen Parks: "Yep more guts than brains. Delilah attempts to mount and lay the fists onto Lynn's head and face but they still have little or no effect since she's too weak to continue. Lynn pushes her off and she sets Delilah up and executes a running powerbomb. She goes for the pin and once again she breaks the count. Angela warns her but again Lynn ignores Angela."

Dragonatrix: "Lynn obviously wants to make Delilah suffer more than just humiliation. She wants to send a message to both the staff and the whole SWAT Amazons roster that she's going to be the new boss in town."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn continues to stomp on a helpless Delilah before picking her up and whipping her into the ropes. She tilt-a-whirl backbreakers her and holds Delilah's near lifeless body as Angela checks on her....."

Kathleen Parks: "Please don't say lifeless....."

Dragonatrix: "Lynn's demanding that the bell be rung as Angela continues to check on Delilah's condition. Delilah attempts to kick Lynn's head with little or no effect. Lynn lets go and let's Delilah drop to the canvas as if she's now toying with her now."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn scoops Delilah up and executes a series of backbreakers before looking around with a sadistic smile. She makes a throat cutting gesture that only The Undertaker would love before setting Delilah up and this time she connects with a snake eyes in that exposed corner."

Kathleen Parks: "No way out for Delilah this time. Lynn waits and she executes a Catatonic. Lynn can cover her now anytime she wants but she holds Delilah by the arm and she scoops her up and executes another snake eyes followed by a second Catatonic. She stands there looking around soaking in the boos with an even more sadistic smile."

Dragonatrix: "Lynn places a foot on Delilah's body in what is the most humiliating and sadistic pin SWAT Amazons has ever experienced. Angela makes the count and again Lynn breaks it and warns Lynn again who still ignores her. Talking about disrespecting authority. Lynn sets Delilah up and executes a third snake eyes and another Catatonic."

Michelle Williams: "Lynn places a foot on Delilah Strain's lifeless body but breaks the count again. She looks around still ignoring Angela before looking at her and placing a foot on her chest along with her face striking an arrogant pose as Angela makes the count.....One.....
Two.....Three."

Ring Announcer: "Your winner at 20minuts and 20seconds and the new General Manager Wildcat Lynn Brewster."

Michelle Williams: "Well a new era has dawned in SWAT Amazons with Wildcat Lynn Brewster becoming our new General Manager."

Kathleen Parks: "Delilah never stood much of a chance tough she showed a real wild side to her."

Dragonatrix: "Looks like Lynn's not through with Delilah yet. She picks up Delilah and she running gorilla presses her out of the ring onto the hard concrete floor in total disrespect. That wasn't even necessary and she knows it and now she's demanding the mic and she's ready to make an announcement. Then I'm going to be reporting to her from now on."

Lynn Brewster: "Delilah's pathetic reign as GM is over! It's Wildcat Lynn Brewster's reign now and don't you ever forget it! From now on I'm going to be addressed as 'Queen' Wildcat Lynn Brewster and you'll greet me like that whether you like it or not!"

(The ringsiders boo loudly.)

Lynn Brewster: "From now on there's going to be major shake ups and believe me anyone on the roster who's screwed me shall feel my wrath! Oh yeah Alice! Oh yeah Le Fey! Oh yeah Olympia and most of all Jade and especially to Erica Lindsay Rich! SWAT Amazons is going to rule all of SWAT under me!"

(The ringsiders boo.)

Lynn Brewster: "I'm going to call the whole SWAT Amazons staff and roster to a meeting. So everyone had better be there on time or else...."

Kathleen Parks: "This doesn't sound good."

Lynn Brewster: "Now I heard that some moronic sonofabitch called me Lynnzilla! I won't name names but Melvyn if I even see you on the next SWAT Europe tour! You better run and hide because I'm going to hunt you down and kill you with no remorse! Ronnie Cash I want you in a match! Now I admit I hate Jade for what seems forever but what she did to you Cash earns my respect and I'm not done slapping the Cash out of you Ronnie! So watch your back!"

(The ringsiders mostly boo.)

Lynn Brewster: "Finally I want to acknowledge the man who made this all possible....."

(A picture of Joe Pesci appears on the Amaztron.)

Lynn Brewster: "Thank you Mr. Joe Pesci for your confidence in me! I'll do you quite proud! That's all and prepare for my reign because things are just beginning to happen!"

(Lynn drops the mic unceremoniously and leaves the ring.)

Michelle Williams: "Well 'Queen' Wildcat Lynn Brewster leaves the ring victorious as our new General Manager of SWAT Amazons."

(She passes Dragonatrix and looks at her.)

Lynn Brewster: "Report to me immediately tomorrow and we'll talk about the agenda before the meeting."

Dragonatrix: "Don't worry I'm always on time."

Kathleen Parks: "What do you think that's going to be."

Dragonatrix: "That's up to her. Anyway, that's professional wrestling and tomorrow we shall have our fourth GM in SWAT Amazons history and we'll see what happens in the future. I think Psychotic Goth said it best when he became champion in the old ACW about darkness descending on the ACW. The same has just happened to SWAT Amazons."

Michelle Williams: "You have a point Dragonatrix. We'll be back with more exciting action after this."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

Michelle Williams : And we’re back, what a show so far. A new GM, a new Number one contender, and still more to come, as now we have the Chianti exploding in the ring.

Kathleen Parks : I am torn, Joanne and the Chianti ‘are’ the bomb, but Candice, she has shown some spunk switching over to align with the Mean Girls.

Dragonatrix : All out for themselves, the lot of them. I hope they destroy each other forever. Hang on a sec, i am receiving word that Pesci is meeting with his nephew Joey Morelli, let’s take a look.

Scene switches to show Joey entering Pesci’s office, he walks over and kisses his Uncle Joe on the cheek, then plonks himself down in a seat on the other side of the desk. Bruno is standing behind Joe with his arms crossed and black sunglasses on.

Joe Pesci : Sure, just make yourself at home.

Joey Morelli : This is quite the mess we are in here sir.

Joe Pesci : That’s an understatement. We formed the Chianti around you me and your wife, then we brought in Don Cannelli. She has been a shinning example of all the Chianti embodies, and your wife goes and betrays her to hang out with some pretty fluff heads?

Joey Morelli : I think she felt she was getting outshone and wanted to make an impact.

Joe Pesci : How about making an impact against our damn opponents and enemies, not against the family!

Joey Morelli : We can fix this.

Joe Pesci : Damn right we can. At least. You can, and will. She is your wife, you’re responsible for this mess.

Opens a drawer of the desk and pulls out a referee shirt and tosses it to Joey.

Joe Pesci : Sort it out!

Joey Morelli : (looking at the shirt) I’ll fix this.

Joe Pesci : You better.

Joe Pesci : You’re up!

[Joey looks at Joe, nods and gets up, placing the shirt on and then heads out the office a determined and perplexed look on his face. "Tom Sawyer" by Rush rocks the arena and out comes Joey Morelli to a chorus of boos, a few teeny boppers can be seen wearing Joey Morelli t-shirts and can faintly be heard chanting "Joey" through the thunderous crowd. Joey is wearing a refere shirt. The lights go off and the words "Modern Day Warrior followed by "The Godson" flash on the screen as footage of Joey, Joanne Canelli, Candice Morelli & Joe Pesci, hiighlights SWAT has been fortunate to be see. The highlight reel ends with the word "Chianti" on the screen.]

Michelle Williams : Wow! Joey is the ref for the match, the implications are countless!

Kathleen Parks : I feel for the guy, he has to choose between his wife, and his family.

Dragonatrix : She put him in this position, you reap what you sow.

Frank Salazar :: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, heading to the ring, coming in at 5’7 & 125 lbs, hailing from Jacksonville, Florida .... CANDICE MORELLI!!!

Candice comes out to the entrance way, she stops at the rampway, and then out to join her come Wendy and Lizzie, the Mean Girls. Candice enters the ring and she and Joey start talking, she looks delighted he is ref, and kisses him on the cheek.

Michelle Williams : Candice looks like it’s Christmas.

Kathleen Parks : It is, she has this one in the bag, her husband ref, come on.

Dragonatrix : Well, Pesci sent him out here on behalf of Chianti, so i wouldn’t be counting her chickens yet if i were Candice.

Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent, coming in at 5’11 & 135lbs ... hailing from The Jersey Shore, New Jersey .... THE DON .... JOANNE CANNELLI!!!

The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play. A picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past. The spotlight focuses on four figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards. They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, and hands it to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring.

Michelle Williams : Big match feel here with these two tonight.

Kathleen Parks : Joey moves over to Cannelli’s corner, and points to the Reno, Rude and Scarpaci and then motions for them to head back to the back.

Dragonatrix : Joey is sending the Chianti entourage to the back!

Michelle Williams : Candice and the Mean Girls jumping up and down excitedly like school girls, mocking Joanne and Joey then turns around tells the Mean Girls they too have to leave the ringside.

Kathleen Parks : WOW! Joey sending both entourages to the back!

Dragonatrix : They aren’t happy and are pointing and yelling t him on the way back, and Candice is protesting to Joey ... WHAM! Double Ax Handle from Joanne to Candice and we are under way!

Michelle Williams : Joanne now with 3 hard right punches to Joanne.

Kathleen Parks : Joanne whips Candice to the ropes and as she bounces off them, Joanne clocks her with a huge Slap to the face.

Dragonatrix : Wow! Candice is holding her cheek, she is seeing stars.

Michelle Williams : WHAM! Candice just slapped her back! Hey, what was that stuff in Joannes promotional about not having to worry about growing old and her eyes going red and stuff?

Kathleen Parks : I don’t know what happened there, one minute she was shot and dying, someone miracously appeared and then we switch and she is never better and saying won’t age. Joanne rocked from that one, and they grab each other by the hair and start rolling around on the floor.

Dragonatrix : Joey gets in with them trying to separate them and he gets caught between the two women and now all three are rolling around, Joey caught in a Candice / Joanne Chianti sandwich.

Michelle Williams : Joey thinks it’s a Chianti after party!

Kathleen Parks : You’d be a part of them sandwiches wouldn’t ya Michelle.

Dragonatrix : Joey gets them separated.

Michelle Williams : Candice with a split legged arm drag on Joanne.

Kathleen Parks : Candice then hits a Hair Pull Snap mare followed by a shoot kick

Dragonatrix : Joanne holds her back in agony. Candice nails her with a running face crusher and then goes for a pin.

Michelle Williams : Joey makes the count.

One ......................

Two .............

Kick out by Joanne.

Kathleen Parks : Candice is angry at the kick out and yells to Joey it was THREE! Joey telling her it was 2. Guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight!

Dragonatrix : Joanne with a punch to the gut of Candice.

Michelle Williams : Joanne with a snap DDT.

Kathleen Parks : Joanne nails a Kick to Candice’s stomach, while she is doubled over, Joanne runs to ropes and bounces off delivering a hard kick to the side of Candice’s head.

Dragonatrix : Cover from Joanne. Joey makes the count.

One .......................

Two ......................

Kick out by Candice.

Michelle Williams : Joanne is not happy with the count and now she is protesting to Joey.

Kathleen Parks : Looked fair to me.

Dragonatrix : Here comes Pesci!

We see Joe Pesci and Bruno walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. Joe is yelling to Joey about the count. Joey disregards him.

Michelle Williams : Backhand chop from Candice to Joanne.

Kathleen Parks : Chop to the throat from Joanne to Candice.

Dragonatrix : Cartwheel elbow drop from Candice to Joanne.

Michelle Williams : Roll of the Dice from Joanne to Candice!

Kathleen Parks : Joanne with the cover. Joey makes the count.

One ..................

Two ....................

Th ... kick out by Candice.

Dragonatrix : Handstand Tilt Whirl Headscissors Takedown from Candice to Joanne.

Michelle Williams : Wheelbarrow Victory Roll from Candice to Joanne, what a manoeuvre! Joey with the count.

One ............................

Two ...........................

Thre ..... Pesci pulls Joey by the leg breaking the count.

Kathleen Parks : Wow! Pesci just stopped Joey making the count for Candice!

Dragonatrix : Joey has called it right down the line!

Michelle Williams : Joey yells at Pesci over the ropes WTF! Look out, here comes Bruno!

Kathleen Parks : Bruno from behind hooks Joey .... CHOKESLAM!!!!

Dragonatrix : Bruno just chokeslamed Joey Morelli!

Michelle Williams : Who is going to ref the match now?

Kathleen Parks : Pesci is qualified.

Dragonatrix : Would you please Kathy.

Michelle Williams : Bruno then hooks Candice .... CHOKESLAMS HER AS WELL!!

Kathleen Parks : Wow! Chianti making a statement here!

Dragonatrix : Joanne covers Candice .... Bruno grabs the prone arm of Joey, and makes a count for him.

Michelle Williams : One .......................

Two ........................

THREE!!!!!!!

Kathleen Parks : CHIANTI WIN!!! Great game plan by Joanne and Pesci!

Dragonatrix : Bruno proving a loyal member of Chianti too. He sure hasn’t taken long finding himself in with these guys.

Michelle Williams : Where does Joey lay in this?

Kathleen Parks : On the mat! (laughing at her joke)

Dragonatrix : Well, Joanne has won the match, but not much is clear in the way of Chianti and Joey and Candice.

Michelle Williams : This will play out over the next few shows for sure.

Kathleen Parks : Its basic peoples. Do it Pesci and Joannes way, and stand by the family, or (makes the slit throat motion)

Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch hits and Pesci, Bruno and Joanne make their way to the back victorious. Joey and Candice laid out in the ring.

[We switch to the back, Alice is wheeling her bag down the hallway, and as she rounds a corner, she bumps right into Shannon Damage, who was coming the other way. They slam into each other and then steady themselves.]

Damage : Watch where you’re going!

Alice : Me? How about YOU watch where YOU’RE going!

Damage : I know where I’m going, straight to the top. Not like you, couldn’t even beat Avery talks a lot.

Alice : Really? I thought you were going back to the nut house?

[Damage and Alice glare at each other, hatred consuming them, this has escalated quickly, and they charge each other and both start swinging wild lefts and rights and brawling thru the hallway, road agents and refs swarm on them and separate them and they point and threaten each other as we switch to commercial.]