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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:49:23 GMT -5
Hell In Helsinki! The camera pans around Hartwell Arena as a near capacity crowd cheers as the show is about to start. There are a few signs. I want to do it like Marie did
Shannon will do some Damage
Avery is going to defeat Jade The camera finally lands at the announcers table where Kathleen Parks and Michelle Williams are waiting. Kathleen Parks: Welcome everyone to SWAT Amazons live from Helsinki, Finland. Michelle Williams: I have to admit this country is beautiful. Not at all what I was expecting. Kathleen Parks: Like what? Michelle Williams: Like snow everywhere. Kathleen Parks: You know they have nearly endless sunlight in the summer….right. Michelle Williams: Let’s…..One of the many assistants that SWAT has suddenly appears at Kathleen’s shoulder. She hands Kathleen a piece of paper and whispers something into her year. Kathleen Parks: I’ve just been informed that Kitty Jones and Terry Wild missed their connecting flight so they will not be appearing tonight. Michelle Williams: Isnt that like a huge deal, to miss a flight? Kathleen Parks: It is, but we’re going to the ring to get this show moving. Kathleen Parks: As we have our next match between Jewel and Roxann Ryan and both woman in the ring and as the bell tolls we begin the match. Bell Rings. Ding Ding Ding Michelle Williams: Out of no where Roxann plants a big boot to the face of Jewel as Jewel not paying attention and she goes down and looks like she is out and Roxann covers omg this could be a record match here. REF COUNTS…
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kick out!
What a kick out I thought Jewel was going to suffer defeat in record time. Jewel stands up all wobbly legged and shaking off the big boot I know how had to knock her silly. Kathleen Parks: Jewel took a big hit not paying attention and now Roxann is chopping away at her chest and is not affecting Jewel as she is smiling bring it on she wants more. Roxann kicks her in the mid section bounces off the ropes and Jewel lands a vicious clothesline. Roxann up and Jewel delivers a second clothesline and finally a third clotheslines. Jewel takes Roxann bounces off the ropes and big back body drop and Jewel is on fire as she has stated the first match she was not ready for and now she is the wrestler I was ready to see. Michelle Williams: Jewel bounces Roxann off the ropes and delivers a spinebuster. And covers Roxann. Wait she decides not to cover Roxann and stands up and stomps away at her legs both legs and then stomps away at the arms. Jewel heads to the middle rops pulls down her knee brace and drops the knee from the second rope to her forehead making major impact rolling Roxann out the ring. Kathleen Parks: Roxann slowly gets up and Jewel ready and darts towards her and spears her through the top and over the announce table and Jewel is pounding away at her and not giving in anything. Michelle Williams: Jewel grabs her up by the arms and throws her in the ring, Where Roxann is up and Jewel dropkicks her and another dropkick and a third dropkick. Kathleen Parks: Jewel is in total control and she points over to Powerhouse and Powerhouse nodding in approval. As Jewel sits Roxann on the top rope and she climbs the top rope and lifts up Roxann and a huge Superplex. Jewel covers Roxann. REF COUNTS…
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2 …….kick out
Roxann barely kicks out and Jewel heads to the corner of Powerhouse Approval stomps feet to the mat over and over the crowd reacting. No Way she going to BAMMMMM SUPERKICKKKKK. Roxann is out like a light and covers Roxann. REF COUNTS…
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bell Rings… Ding Ding Ding Glamourous Glenda: WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL JEWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Michelle Williams: As we show some of the match I thought Jewel was done with the Big Boot right at the beginning of the match and then Jewel was pure dominant throughout and nails Superkick and wins the match. Kathleen Parks: Congrats to Jewel for the win. Commercial: Helloween! Live from Sochi, Russia
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:49:38 GMT -5
(Kim is walking through the corridor when Katie Moss runs into her.)
Kim: "Who are you."
Katie Moss: "I'm the newest interviewer for SWAT Amazons."
Kim: "what happened to Glamourous Glenda. She's usually doing the interviews."
Katie Moss: "Glamourous Glenda was promoted to ring announcer full time."
Kim: "I guess the previous ring announcer couldn't cut it."
Katie Moss: "I guess so."
Kim: "So what do you want to know." [/color]
Katie Moss: "I was wondering what led up to this match between you and Suzi Spitz."
Kim: "You must be a newbie to SWAT Amazons. First off Suzi Spitz interfered in The Hired Killers business and that business was against The Irish Bombshells 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and Avery McCullen. Now I don't know if Suzi has a death wish or is just plain stupid, but nobody and I mean nobody interferes with Hired Killer business and gets away with it without paying an enormous price."
Katie Moss: "You mean interfering with your tag team match."
Kim: "Duh! You see we handle our business in the ring and when some bitch decides she wants to interfere by going after La Fey and McCullen. What she and they have is their problem. If you decide to stick your face into our match and think you can get away with it. then you have problems with us and you've messed with the wrong person Suzi. Tonight you're going to find out hired Killer style what we do to those who stick their faces into our affairs. The results won't be so pretty."
Katie Moss: "So you plan on getting rid of her. "
(Kim rolls her eyes and looks at Katie Moss.)
Kim: "You think I'm that stupid to do that. why would The Hired Killers do that when we can beat Suzi Spitz or anyone else in the ring. we're professionals and not amateurs like some individuals."
Katie Moss: "Who do you consider amateurs."
Kim: 'anyone who runs their mouths and can't back it up. Take the best example of a fraud. Yeah Marie Caedes you walk all around shoving people out of the way and talking like some big shit thinking because you have the SWAT Pan Amazons Women's Championship. Means you can do whatever you want and get away with it."
Katie Moss: "She's Joe Pesci's personal assistant."
Kim: "Yeah she's Joe's slutty assistant who sold out her body for a title. Well you can do as many favors as you want and still be able to smell that ugly ass of his. Well one day you'll learn your lesson the hard way and when you do. You shall wish you hadn't sold yourself out since nobody will be welcoming you every again."
Katie Moss: "Getting back to Suzi Spitz is this going to be personal for you or is it going to be business."
Kim: "She offended the Hired Killers honor and now she's going to pay the price for it. Believe me, Katie it's going to be quite personal and I'm going to give her the beat down she so richly deserves. It's not going to be pretty at all. It's going to be Hired Killer style."
Katie Moss: "One last question Kim. Will you be accompanying your sister, Jade, to the ring as she defends her SWAT Amazons Women's Title against Avery McCullen."
Kim: "She told me not to accompany her to the ring and I keep my word of fhonor......"
Katie Moss: "Unlike the last time where you interfered."
Kim: "Everyone else was doing the something. Well this time Jade's going to retain the title on her own."
Katie Moss: "Any last words for Suzi before you go. "
Kim: "Yeah you're going to be wishing you never heard of The Hired Killers after I give you the beat down you deserve."
(She leaves but turns her head to look at Katie Moss.)
Kim: "Oh and if you need help in any way with anyone. Call on me and Jade. Meet our price and if you have the money we got the time."
(She leaves as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:49:55 GMT -5
(Kim and Katie Moss fade away and the camera goes split screen. Shannon Damage, on the right, pacing around talking to herself in a crazed fashion dressed for action and Marie Caedes, on the left, in ring gear stretching, preparing and getting pumped for tonight's match)
Kathleen Parks:
"Michelle, were all looking forward to the double main event tonight! At SWAT No man's land 9, Hell in Helsinki! It's Gonna be Avery McCullen vs Jade for all the marbles...."
Michelle Williams:
"That's right AND we got Shannon vs Marie, the highly anticipated Grudge Match and it's all right here live tonight SWAT fans! Ahhhhhhhhhh, what's Mr. Pesci going to do, what's Shannon going to do, what are we going to do Kathleen?!"
Kathleen Parks:
"Michelle, all I know is we got the best seat in the house, and it's all going to shake down somehow here tonight as you and I continue to call the action! Ladies and gentlemen, Amazon's is the hottest division in SWAT, there's no denying it, thank you for joining us tonight! Now let's take a quick look back at last week at what transpired between Shannon Damage and Marie Caedes"
(The image of the two commentators fade away as the scene between Marie, Shannon and Joe Pesci replays on the SWAT Titan Tron....scenes cuts to General Manager Lynn Brewster, arguing with Shannon, backstage over the assault on Alice Brady....Dramatic music plays, as the scene cuts back To a slow motion shot with Shannon and Marie, face to face, with Joe Pesci in the background....
The camera suddenly shifts back to the image of the two commentators at ringside)
Kathleen Parks:
"Clearly, there's a lot of bad blood between these two Amazons. This match Michelle, just might steal the show, Im sure I speak for SWAT Nation when I say I can't wait to see it!"
Michelle Williams:
"Oh I can dig it sister, but I'm more excited for Kim vs Suzi, that match has five star written all over it, ahhhhhhhhhh! With a double of main event like this, we can't lose! I'm so excited, I can barely contain myself KP!"
Kathleen Parks:
"I can't blame you Michelle, now SWAT fans let's get down to the ring, with your new official SWAT Amazon's ring announcer, Glamors Glenda, as she prepares for the next two contenders, Kim and Suzi Spitz...."
(The two commentators now fade away as the stunning Glamorous Glenda takes their place in the center of the ring, holding a microphone.
Cameras flash, cat-calls are heard, and the Beautiful announcer asks for the mic to announce the next scheduled match between Kim and the legendary Suzi Spits)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:50:26 GMT -5
The camera is back stage of the Hartwell Arena and seems to be trying to reach someone who is walking away from the camera. Katie Moss, Amazons newest backstage help is also nearly running to catch up and finally gets close enough to tap them on the shoulder. The woman turns around, and it’s Marie Caedes, dressed in ring attire and her title over her shoulder. Marie takes out the ear buds and looks at Katie, who is trying to catch her breath.
Katie Moss: Marie…..I wanted……to find out how…..you’re feeling about how people….have reacted to what happen last show.
Marie smiles at the girl who is barely older than her and waits a moment before Katie hands her the mic (so she can catch her breath).
Marie: How do I feel? I feel great! I won the Pan American title, which I was pretty sure I could well in that match.
Katie straightens up and brushes her hair out of her eyes. She holds out her hand and Marie gives her back the mic.
Katie Moss: So you had….no issues taking on not just Erica or Olympia but your mom as well?
Marie: Yeah it was a bit hurtful but now I see that my mom thought she was protecting me when in reality she was hurting me, more specifically my career. I saw a chance for an opportunity and I ran with the idea. If I had asked her, that match would have stayed as a three way between her and the other two. Plus I knew I was ready.
Katie looks like she’s about to get a migraine. But she keeps moving forward.
Katie Moss: You know what people have been saying, right?
Marie: That I got the shot because my mom is the general manager? Yeah I heard that, but if people paid any attention they would know that we are not getting along right now. Plus I figured she would find a way to keep me away. But when I signed with SWAT I didn’t just sign up for a match here and there. I saw a chance to get into wrestling, which I’ve known for a couple years I wanted to do it but my mom always sorta….poo poo the idea.
Katie Moss: Sounds fair enough. Now what about your opponent tonight?
Marie: Shannon? She likes to talk a tough game but she’s not as tough as she thinks she is. Honestly I think she’s had it easy so far in Amazons. Tonight she’s facing me, and I’m not holding back. She thinks I should be scared, but instead I will laugh in her face. In fact one of the things that bugs the sh…..the crap out of me is that she’s seem lost in her own little world. She seems to be calling people by the wrong name, which is….annoying and uncalled for. Its why she’s not going anywhere in this company. And then to talk about poor Alice, I’m pretty sure that Shannon had something to do with that.
Katie Moss: She says she had nothing to do with it.
Marie just smiles and waits for next question.
Katie Moss: And then she’s focused on you, and says that you’re privileged. I can see her point, I mean Lynn’s the general manager, which a lot of the locker room seems to feel that you can have your pick of the best matches.
Marie: Nothing could be further from the truth. Ok let’s say I won the title shot the way a lot of the ladies do, facing this or that person and after four or so shows of showing up for those match, then they’ll be in line to get a shot at that title. I’m not going to go through the tedious act of facing Person A so I can face Person B, defeating Person B so I can take on Person C…..you following me here?
Katie nods her head.
Marie: Instead I circumvented them and went to the person who could also make it happen, and that person is Pesci. He saw that I could be a huge asset to the company, and him putting me in that match was one of the smartest things he could have done.
Katie Moss: But it seems Shannon believes she has your number.
Marie: Let her believe that! See people think that I’m going to get in that ring, and that I don’t know shit. Well if that was the case would I have this?
Marie pats the title belt.
Marie: I took on three of the toughest women that Amazons has and I took them all down, my mother included. And before you ask how she feels about that, you’ll have to ask her as I haven’t spoke to her since the last show. Shannon seems to think I’m kissing Pesci’s butt. Nothing could be further from truth. He’s simply seen I’m a huge asset to Amazons, and therefore deserve some respect, not keep me down opening the show all the time.
Katie Moss: When have you done that?
Marie: Damage is talking about how she has shirts older than me, well given they probably haven’t made her style in 20 years I can understand that. But seriously she needs an updated wardrobe. Hey I know….there’s that one show where they give women a makeover….but they’re not magicians so I’m not sure if even them can help Shannon. Next…she talks about how she’s been around the block but strange I didn’t know Amazons has a red light district.
Marie stops and smiles as she thinks of her next words. It takes Katie a moment to catch the jab at Shannon, but doesn’t pursue it.
Marie: By the way I just love how she’s so mad that I got not one, but two high placed matches at Amazons in Africa. It’s called being able to put on a show. You know, not just beating your opponents into pulp but actually wrestling them, and that’s what Suzi and I did, we wrestled, we entertained, we gave the fans their money’s worth. Not beat down, kick, kick kick, punch, punch, a stomp and a pin. Takes like all of 5 minutes for it to be done and over and the fan is sitting there going “that’s it?” Suzi and I, we took what the fans wanted, which was a show, which was the entertainment point of our business.
Katie Moss: Shannon has said that she’s going to…..well her word was abuse. That she’s going to abuse you, to hand out some punishment. Thoughts?
Marie: Look I knew going in what kind of matches, what kind of people I could end up in and I’m not saying taking Shannon down will be one of the five minute matches that she’s use to. I’m going to take her as far as is possible, and then I’ll be the one pinning her shoulders to the mat. I’ll hand Shannon a loss, and see her world crumble when she realizes that I got the best of her. Oh and as for my title, at least she was smart enough to know this isn’t a title match, which suits me just fine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a match to go to.
Marie walks away from a stunned Katie Moss, headed towards her match with Shannon Damage.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:50:40 GMT -5
Kathleen Parks: This next match promises to huge win here. It could easily put them in contention for the Amazon title.
Michelle Williams: I have a feeling Kim might tear Suzi apart.
Kathleen Parks: Could be. Let’s go to the ring.
Glamorous Glenda: Ladies and gentlemen this match is one fall. First weighing in at 150 pounds from Bangkok, Thailand…..This is Kim!
“Street Fight (Rumble On Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Kim comes to the ring ominously accompanied by her twin sister Jade. She jumps onto the ring apron and does a sunset flip kip up before she stands in the ring and looks around slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off her dark shades and placing them in her trench coat before taking it off glaring ominously and going to her corner still glaring ominously as her sister who also takes off her trench coat gives her advice and psyches her up for her match.
Glamorous Glenda: And her opponent weighing in at one hundred forty pounds from New Orleans, Louisiana….Suzi Spit!
C.O.D. by AC/DC plays as Suzi appears on the ramp. She waits for a moment then makes her way down the ramp, also high fiving a few fans, but Suzi is definitely keeping track of her opponent as Kim has a bit of an evil smile going. Suzi climbs in the ring and the referee checks both ladies for anything they shouldn’t have. Finding nothing the ref calls for the bell.
Kathleen Parks: There’s the bell. Lets see what these ladies can do. This will be huge.
Michelle Williams: Calling it big might be an overstatement. Suzi has been more focused than ever and Kim could be a bit of a problem.
Kathleen Parks: And if Kim pulls off the win, we…..well could possible see Jade having to face her sister.
Michelle Williams: Indeed, but first things first, let’s go to the match.
The referee calls for the bell to start the match. The two ladies circle the ring and stare down before drawing closer and locking up with their wrists. Kim is the first to take control as she slips behind into a waist lock. But Suzi quickly manages to slip behind Kim and pull her into an inside cradle…
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No! Kim quickly gets back to her feet nad charges at Suzi but she responds with an arm drag. Kim kips back to her feetand gives a frustrated look to Suzi. The two ladies draw closer again and Kim quicly strikes with a kick to Suzi’s legs, and she opportunity to attack her with a series of knee lifts to Suzi’s face. Suzi is forced into the corner and Kim hits a few stiff forearm shots to the face. Kim shoots Suzi into the opposite corner and charges for a splash but Suzi slips out of the way. Kim hits the turnbuckle and stumbles out into an STO from Suzi.
Kathleen Parks: A pretty smart game plan from Suzi in the early going. She’s using hier quickness and athleticism as an advantage over Kim.
With Kim on the mat, Suzi quickly slingshots to the top rope nad hits a split legged moonsault. . Suzi with the cover…
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Thr0No! Kim gets the shoulder up. Suzi takes Kim to her feet and tries to set up for a suplex but Kim is resisting and manages to use her strength to reverse into a snap suplex of her own. Kim waits for Suzi to get to her feet before bouncing off the ropes and striking Suzi with a running clothesline. Kim takes Suzi to her feet and hits two right hands before spinning around into a discus clothesline.
Kathleen Parks: Kim is trtying to take away all of Suzi’s momentuim right now, and its working.
Michelle Williams: Kim has a lot of anger for theworld, but that doesn’t cloud her vision and wrestling ability. Many people claim that Kim is a mastermind.
Kim makes a cover…
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Thr-No! Suzi kicks out and a frustrated Kim kicks away at her with lefts and rights. Kim brings Suzi to her feet and grabs her in an inverted face lock but Suzi manages to pull Kim over his knee to the mat before dropping a quick elbow. As both women get to their feet Suzi blocks a right hjand by Kim and respons back with a series of jabs before shooting Kim into the ropes. Suzi looks for the back body dorp but Kim responds with a brutal kick to the face. Suzi drops to her knenes nad Kim charges again with a football kick to the chest that sends Suzi reeling to the mat. As Suzi uses the turnbuckle to slowly get to hre feet Kim hits a knee to the face and pikcs up Suzi to the second rope. Kim is to set up for a superplex when Suzi digs deep and manages to hit a quick kick to Kim’s face that temporarily stuns her. Suzi quickly jumps off the rope and connects with a huge hurricarana. Suzi hooks the leg…
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Tjr-NO1 Kim with the kick out.
Kathleen Parks: Suzi quickly turns the tiwde and has the fans on their feet. Its clear that Suzi feeds off the crowd reaction, and she definitely has the fans on their right now.
Kim gets to her feet and goes for a right but Suzi ducks it and knocks Kim down with an enziguri. Kim gets back to his feet but runs right into a clothesline from Suzi. Kim quickly makes it to her feet and goes for a clothesline of her own but Suzi ducks it. Kim bounces off the opposite ropes but turns right into a picture pperfect dropsault from Suzi. Suzi motions to the crowd as she makes her way to the top turnbuckle.
Kathleen Parks: You know that Suzi is looking to put Kim away right here.
Michelle Williams: Remember that Suzi has injured people with that splash, putting some out of action.
Kathleen Parks: There’s no doubt that it’s a devastating move.
But Suzi gives Kim too much time. Suzi is still setting up as Kim intercepts Suzi on the top rope. Kim takes Suzi on her shoulders, charges to the center of the ring, and drops her to the mat with a bone crushing piledriver!
Kathleen Parks: That was a brutal piledriver. Suzi isn’t moving very fast.
Michelle Williams: Did you hear the impact when Suzi hit the mat? She’s not getting up from that.
Kim hooks the arm around Suzi’s shoulder and grabs the leg for the cover…
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Thr-No! Suzi barely kicks out in time. A frustrated Kim grabs a hold of Suzi, taking her to her feet and dropping with a Hangman’s neckbreaker. Kim stalks Suzi and waits for her to get to her feet as she grabs her in a face lock before implanting her to the mat with an Impaler DDT. Kim with the lateral press cover…
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2……. Thr! No! Suzi with the shoulder up but she is looking clearly exhausted.
Kathleen Parks: Suzi is in a bad postion right now. Kim has complete control since Kim caught her going for the splash.
Michelle Williams: I think he went to the well too early, and its costing him.
Kim locks in a chin lock and continues to add pressure. Suzi tries to fight through but she is stilldazed and barely finds the strength to slowly make it ot her feet. Suzi fights back with a few elbows but Kim refuses to releas the hold. Suzi finally finds the strength to fight out of the hold. But it takes a lot out of Suzi and leaves his back exposed, allowing Kim to hit a stiff boot to Suzi’s back. It dazes her, but out of onwhere Suzi gets a rush of adrenaline and manages to back flip and nail Kim in the head with a beautifully executed Pele Kick.
Kathleen Parks: Pele! Pele! Suzi just hit her with the Pele kick.
Michelle Williams: Calm down there Don west.
Suzi is down for several seconds but slowly makes it to her as Kim gets up in the corner. Suzi gets fired up as she runs into the corner and connects with a leaping forearm splash. Suzi grabs Kim in a facelock, runs up the ropes, turns around, and takes Kim to the mat with a huge drop.
Kathleen Parks: X Mars the spot, that was a huge drop.
Thre-No! Kim just gets the shoulder up in time. Suzi waits for Kim to make it to his feet and hits a spin kick that strikes Kim right in the face and sends her to the mat. Suzi once again heads to the apron and climbs to the top rope. As Kim gets to her feet, Suzi leaps off and goes for a Tornado DDT, but Kim manages to catch her! Kim lifts Suzi high in the air in a vertical suplex position, before transitioning and bringing her down to the mat with a powerbomb.
Kathleen Parks: Kim caught her!
Michelle Williams: Suzi has managed to fight off Kim at several other monumental moments in this match, can she do it here?
Instead of covering Suzi with the prawn hold pin, Kim lifts Suzi up on her shoulders into postion with a hammer DDT.
Kathleen Parks: Here it comes!
Michelle Williams: I think he got. Kim got it!
Kim hooks both legs…
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3!!!
Glamorous Glenda: Your winner….Kim!!!
Kathleen Parks: An extremely valiant effort by Suzi here tonight,, but Kim was still too much to handle.
The referee raises Kim’s hand, but her face only shows the expression of anger as she pulls her hand away from the referee. Kim leaves the ring, grabbing her trench coat. As she goes up the ramp with Jade next to her, Kim turns around and looks towards the ring where Suzi is very slowly getting up.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:50:55 GMT -5
(Jade is standing with Katie Moss near the entrance way the title strapped around her waist.)
Katie Moss: "I'm here with the SWAT Amazons Women's Champion and one half of the Hired Killers Jade. Jade some say this war between you and Avery started with 'Lucky' Linda La Fey."
Jade: "Maybe it started with her and maybe it didn't but tonight it's all going to come to a head and it's going to end in Hell in Helsinki....."
Katie Moss: "So it could have started with your three way with her."
Jade: "Look I was being a good sport about it and granted her a rematch out of the goodness of my heart because she deserved it. Now I don't know what went wrong....."
Katie Moss: "Some think it's because your sister interfered."
Jade: "I told her not to interfere or be at ringside but she did anyway. I told her to stay out of the match but she didn't and I let her know how upset I was."
Katie Moss: "But at Challenge of Champions she did it again."
Jade: "Everyone else was doing the something and getting away with it. So Kim and I worked as a tandem when The Irish Bombshells cost me a chance at that golden ticket. How ironic Avery could have had a chance at both. Looks like she wasn't born under a lucky star when she did that."
Katie Moss: "The Irish Bombshells still claim that you strut around acting like a big shot when you wear that belt."
Jade: "You a naïve newbie or what......"
Katie Moss: "I'm the newest Reporter and interviewer."
Jade: "Yeah you're a newbie and also naïve. First of all do I wear my title slung over my shoulder......"
Katie Moss: "No....."
Jade: "Do I have it fastened in a circle and on my bicep......"
Katie Moss: "No....."
Jade: "Do I have it folded up and holding it in the crook of my arm and in my hand."
Katie Moss: "No."
Jade: "Then where do you see it."
Katie Moss: "Around your waste."
Jade: "Yeah that's correct around my waist. That's where a belt is supposed to be worn. Not the previous ways I described where a belt is supposed to be worn but around the waist. It shows how to treat a belt with the same honor and respect that a championship should be treated. and not like some piece of jewelry or like a horse saddle or a piece of rope."
Katie Moss: "Avery said some really spooky things about....."
Jade: "Yeah I know about trying to kill what can't be killed. Let me tell you something Katie I'm not going to be intimidated or scared of her Halloween spooky tales or scams involving Walking Dead scenes or whatever B-movie shit she can think of. She can dress up like Freddy Krueger and Linda can dress up as Michael Myers and I still won't be intimidated by her. What matters is when we step in to the ring it's going to be a violent and bloody war between us."
Katie Moss: "You think Linda's influenced her in anyway and is using her to get revenge on you."
Jade: "I wouldn't be surprised at that possibility. You see Linda must be really obsessed with wanting to beat me so badly that she'll use anyone to do her dirty work for her. Avery you can let Linda do what she wants with you but it's not going to change a thing. You see I'm going into this match as champion and I'm going to leave as champion."
Katie Moss: "Are you going into this match to teach Linda la lesson."
Jade: "I'm going to end this once and for all and Linda. I'm going to make sure Avery pays for what you've done and tonight this war will be over and I'm going to be still standing as the champion and The Hired Killers will prove they are the better team. Anything else...."
Katie Moss: "Well....."
(Jade looks at her nervously.)
Jade: "You seem to have some kind of problem......"
Katie Moss: "You could say......"
(Jade sighs and goes over to her and places an arm around her shoulder and takes out a business card.)
Jade: "Look I can see you're having a bit of a problem with something or someone. Here's our card and you can think it over and call me and Kim and for the right price we'll handle the problem....."
(She snaps her fingers.)
Jade: "Just like that. You have the money and we've got the time."
Katie Moss: "Just like your sister said."
Jade: "We're twins and we think alike."
(Jade leaves as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:51:26 GMT -5
Kathleen: Its time now for a match that I have a feeling that the locker room is more behind Shannon than ever, as she’s taking on Marie Caedes.
Michelle: Indeed. Even I don’t agree with first how Marie got into the four way last show, but then somehow pulled out a win.
Kathleen: You know, her mom being general manger and all, I think Lynn is putting Marie against Shannon on purpose.
Michelle: It’s a valuable lesson the kid will learn. She should just be grateful its not for the Pan American title.
Kathleen: You know I didn’t even think of that. Its time now to go to the ring.
Glamourous Glenda: The following match is one fall! First weighing in at one hundred ninety pounds, from Savannah, Georgia…..Marie Caedes!
“Amen Its Saturday Night” by Panic At the Disco starts to play and Marie appears and makes her way to the ring, high fiving a few of the fans on the way. She climbs in the ring and tests the ropes while she waits for her opponent.
Glamourous Glenda: And her opponent from Bostn Massachusetts this is Shannon Damage!
(The lights suddenly go down in the arena in the crowd begins to hush. Blackened by Metallica begins to play, and the crowd gets to their feet) (Shannon steps out from behind the curtain and the crowd erupts in cheers and Boos. She stands there talking to invisible people she screams then starts to make her way down the aisle, staring at her opponent and talking the way)
Kathleen: Shannon is being pretty intense on this match.
Michelle: I’m not even sure intense can describe the vibes coming off Shannon.
Kathleen: Maybe Shannon can teach Marie a lesson in humility.
Michelle: In a way Shannon is doing this for the rest of the ladies.
Shannon makes the first offensive move, charging at Marie in the ring.Marie does sidestep Shannon and pulls up just as she’s about to go out of the ropes. She turns and glares at Marie, who just smiles at her. This seems to infuriate Shannon, who charges again but this time instead of side stepping Shannon Marie stops Shannon cold with a blatant punch to the face. Shannon pulls back for a moment, stunned by this.
Kathleen: Wow! Shannon is holding nothing back here.
Michelle: Neither is Marie.
Kathleen: Really? What has Marie done so far?
Michelle: She hit Shannon in the face.
Kathleen: **Groans**
Marie takes the momentum she has and throws Shannon into the ropes, but Shannon seems to know what he’s going to try, because she catches the ropes and stops herself. Marie seems to get mad at this, and runs at Shannon, who pulls down the top rope and Marie goes flying over it to the floor below. Shannon goes to the top turnbuckle, and balances, waiting for Marie to get up. She does and Shannon jumps, connecting with a flying cross body block that sends them both down.
Kathleen: Damn! These two don’t seem to care what they do to win.
Both Shannon and Marie slowly get up, but Marie has her back to Shannon and can’t see her hunting for something under the ring apron. She finally turns and realizes what Shannon is most likely looking for under the ring, and Marie charges at her. Shannon looks up just as Marie is about to connect with a kick, and Shannon steps out of the way and Marie hits nothing but air. She falls to the concrete floor, holding her back. Shannon is watching Marie get up slowly. Finally Shannon grabs Marie by the hair and throws her into the steel steps, back first, causing even more injury to Marie’s back. Shannon pulls Marie up again, and repeats what she just did.
Kathleen: Oh my god! Someone needs to stop Shannon! She is causing a great deal of pain on Marie. I’m not sure how much longer she can last.
Michelle: We all knew Shannon would dish out the punishment, and given this whole thing is because Marie got greedy and arrogant, Marie is getting what she deserves.
Shannon pulls Marie up and rolls her into the ring. Shannon makes a weak cover…
1…….
2… Marie kicks out and Shannon glares at the ref who backs up a couple steps. Shannon pulls Marie up by a huge handful of hair, and throws Marie into the ropes. The momentum has Marie running across the ring….and gets caught in a huge back drop onto the floor. Shannon follows Marie out and throws her into the barricade, but Marie reverses the move and she throws Shannon into it.
Kathleen: We’re see some offense from Marie.
Michelle: She needs to get with it before Shannon tears her apart.
Shannon winces from hitting the barricade and sees Marie coming at her, so she jumps over it. Marie jumps over after her, and gets hit with a series of punches that drop her as the crowd is heard cheering her on. Shannon gets a chair and goes to connect but Marie blocks the hit with her feet, causing it to catch Shannon in the face. Marie grabs Shannon by the hair, and drags heer over to the concrete steps, and goes to throw Shannon into them. But Shannon is able to counter it and reverses it, sending Marie into the steps instead. Shannon then goes up, pulls Marie up and sends her face first into the steps. Marie comes up, blood oozing from a cut on her forehead. She wipes at it, and sees the blood on her fingers, and it seems to make her mad. Marie runs at Shannon who grabs a chair and connects directly to Marie’s face, sending her down, and then hitting on theknees repeatedly.
Kathleen: Can anyone say Marie couldn’t hold her own?
Shannon stops and pulls Marie up and goes for a sidewalk slam. Marie manages to block it and she throws a punch into Shannon’s stomach, making her loosen her gripon her, but gets a knee to her midsection as thanks. Shannon tries for the sidewalk slam but this time Marie blocks it then throws Shannon to the floor, getting on top of Shannon and punching her without merce. The referee, who’s been following them, tries to say something to Marie who just glares at the referee and the referee steps back. But the slight break is enough for Shannon to come to some of her sense and she low blows Marie, then uses the time to get to her feet and clear out the cobwebs. Marie sees her coming but is unable to turn fast enough and Shannon hits a huge shoulder block and sends Marie goes down in pain. Shannon uses this chance to pull Marie to her feet, and take her back down to the barricade, bouncing Marie’s head off of it. She pulls Marie up, and holds her up in a perfect vertical suplex, before dropping her onto the other side of the barricade, landing Marie right by the ring again. She climbs over Marie, who seems to be lying there motionless. Shannon pulls her up, and runs her face first into the ring steps and Marie, and Marie bounces off, the blood evident now coming down her face.
Kathleen: Dear god, this has to end soon.
Michelle: Well maybe its teaching Marie a very valuable lesson.
Kathleen: I hope so.
Shannon pulls Marie to her knees, but Marie appears to be knocked unconscious. She stand up, laughing at Marie, and nudges her with her knee. Shannon looks towards the locker room, as if sending a message that you get carnage when you get in the ring with Shannon.
Shannon grabs Marie and with some effort drags Marie around the ring to the bottom of the ramp. She throws Marie, and slaps her lightly, and Marie seems to come around a bit. Marie realizes who is standing over her and kicks at Shannon, catching her in the stomach. Shannon goes backwards a few steps, and Marie gets to her knees, and throws a punch as Shannon comes in to hit her. She doubles Shannon over, and getting to her feet, Marie clubs Shannon in the back of the neck, dropping her to her knees. Marie catching him with a spinning heel kick that sends Shannon onto his back.
Kathleen: Seems that Marie has a second chance here to beat Shannon.
Michelle: Isn’t that the wrong order? I think Shannon has this sewn up.
Kathleen: Are you blind? Look at the offense Marie is getting.
Shannon turns her attention to Marie, who is using the barricade to get to her feet. As Shannon gets close enough, Marie kicks her in the stomach, and then a kick to the face that sends Shannon to her back. Shannon backs up bit, and both of them seem to be taking a moment to get their breath, then Shannon makes the first move, grapping Marie and suplexing her …..right through the announcer’s table.
Kathleen: I think Shannon killed Marie!
Shannon comes over and covers Marie, hooking the leg this time…
1…….. 2…….
Marie kicks out just as the referee’s hand is coming down for the three count. Shannon looks at the referee with total disbelief. Shannon gets to her feet, and then pulls Marie up to her knees, then sets her up and with a package powerbomb on the arena floor!
Kathleen: Oh…..I’m not sure how much more I can see.
Michelle: This is definitely over.
But instead of covering Marie, Shannon grabs her legs and drags Marie right to the bottom of the ramp. Shannon goes back to looking under the ring for something else and comes up with……
Kathleen: That’s……that’s Lynn’s!
Yep, a ball bat. Shannon takes a few practice swings, and then she swings with all her might at Marie, catching her right across the kidneys. Marie falls to the floor with her hands supporting her. Shannon swings again as Marie is in this prone position and Marie collapses to the floor. Shannon winds up for a third time, but somehow Marie gets out of the way. This angers Shannon and she throws the bat away in frustration. Marie has curled up, hoping to prevent more damage, and Shannon starts stomping on Marie’s back. Finally the referee gets between Marie and Shannon, and backs Shannon off Marie, who is hurting at this point. Shannon backing up though gives Marie a chance to catch her breath, if she can. Marie uncurls and manages, somehow to pull herself up so she’s standing. But Shannon glares at Marie, ready to end this.
Kathleen: I hope this is over.
Shannon gets a solid kick into Marie’s stomach, dropping the younger woman to her knees and then to the floor. Shannon gets Marie up and rolls her into the ring. Shannon hooks the leg and covers…
1…….
2…….. 3!! Glamourous Glenda: Your winner: Shannon Damage!
Shannon looks down at Marie in disgust and kicks Marie in the ribs. But it seems that Marie is out cold. Shannon gets out of ring and goes up the ramp. At the top of the ramp Shannon turns to see the referee trying to bring Marie around. EMT’s go to the ring to try and get Marie moving.
Kathleen: She…..she nearly killed Marie.
Michelle: Maybe the brat learned a lesson here and will straighten up now, instead of being a sneak. Commercial…..Sochi, Russia here we come
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:51:39 GMT -5
Glamourous Glenda: "This is the main event of the evening scheduled for one fall and it's for the SWAT Amazons Women's Championship. Introducing first from Dublin, Ireland. She comes in at 5'7" and weighs 135lbs. She is accompanied by fellow Irish Bombshell tag team partner, 'Lucky' Linda La Fey. She is Avery McCullen."
("Linger Cranberries" plays The Irish Bombshells storm ringside slapping hands and are given a respectable pop. They slide into the ring and mount the turnbuckles yelling and bellowing as they beat their chests before jumping down.)
Michelle Williams: "Well one half of this explosive main event is in the ring. Avery's definitely ready for a fight bad arm or not."
Kathleen Parks: "Now you'll hear an explosion and someone's going down and someone's going to have their hand raised still champion or new champion."
Glamourous Glenda: "Now introducing from Bangkok, Thailand. She comes in at 5'10" and weighs 150lbs. She is the current SWAT Amazons Women's Champion and one half of The Hired Killers Jade."
("Street Fight (Rumble on the Sunset Strip)" by Guns N' Roses plays and the ringsiders explode as Jade enters ringside slowly and ominously. When she reaches the ring she leaps onto the ring apron and slowly enters the ring ominously. Jade slowly and ominously removes her dark shades and places them into her trench coat and slowly and ominously removes it before removing the championship belt and handing it to the referee who holds it high in the air and gives it to the ring attendant.)
Michelle Williams: "Well all the talk is over and now the real action is about to begin."
Kathleen Parks: "These two are staring daggers, lasers, knives and any deadly weapon or weapon of mass destruction you can think of and the memory of the three way battle that had Jade win the championship is rearing its ugly head again only the tables are turned and it's Jade alone vs. The Irish Bombshells with Avery in the ring but Linda outside."
Dragonatrix: "When it comes to odds Jade doesn't back down and she fights them and this is no exception. Believe me she's vowed to wrestle this match alone and without her sister Kim at ringside."
Kathleen Parks: "Compared to Avery who needs Linda's assistance at ringside."
Michelle Williams: "Well we're going to find out right now as the bell rings and this match is officially underway. they meet in the center of the ring and already they start trash talking each other leading to a pushing and shoving match and Avery bitch slaps Jade hard. Jade simple turns and looks at Avery before she returns it with a really hard bitch slap of her own."
Kathleen Parks: "Yeah just what the ringsiders expect from an important main event like this and that's a bitch slap match. Meanwhile the same dumbass himbo referee who continued to screw up The Hired Killers/Irish Bombshell match was assigned to this really important match."
Dragonatrix: "They lock up and refuse to give the other any advantage. They circle again locking up and Avery places jade in a hammerlock. Jade reverses it and hammerlocks Avery who breaks it and locks Jade in a full nelson."
Michelle Williams: "Avery has it in tight but Jade counters with her power and reverses it using her leg as leverage and applies a full nelson of her own. Avery attempts to work her way out and manages to get to the ropes forcing a break."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade breaks and backs off and they circle again and lock up and jade forces Avery into the ropes. She whips Avery into the ropes and Avery comes off the ropes with a dropkick. She follows up with a second dropkick and whips the champion into the ropes and misses with a clothesline. Jade comes off the ropes and dropkicks Avery and she follows up with a second and third."
Dragonatrix: "These two are showing that they mean business. Jade applies a side headlock and takes Avery over the hip. They grapple in a circle and Avery counters with a head scissors. Jade slowly works her way back to her feet and she presses forwards and breaks the leg scissors and pounces on Avery to regain control of the side headlock."
Michelle Williams: "Not to be outdone Avery works her way back to her feet and forces Jade into the ropes. She whips Jade into the ropes and Avery clotheslines Jade. Avery bounds into the ropes and Jade drops down and Avery steps over her. She drops down again and Avery steps over her and Jade springs up and flying leg clotheslines her."
Kathleen Parks: "So far it's been pretty even between these two but this is SWAT Amazons so that won't last very long. Jade picks Avery up and body slams her with authority before dropping a leg on Avery's chest. She does it again and again before making the cover for a close two count."
Dragonatrix: "Believe me this is more like a battle of machisma, because of the bad blood between both these teams. Jade picks up Avery and starts working on that injured arm with a series of arm wringers before going Old School climbing and walking on the top rope before flying off the ropes delivering an elbow strike to that injured arm."
Michelle Williams: "Jade seems to know how and where to target and work on an injured body part...."
Dragonatrix: "I taught and Kim the ins and outs of this sport."
Michelle Williams: "Well it seems to have paid off. Jade delivers a series of forearms before clamping on an armbar. Avery cups her hand under Jade's chin and forces her into the ropes where she delivers a series of stiff forearms followed by some stiff knees."
Kathleen Parks: "Avery whips Jade into the ropes and Avery clotheslines her. She drops a series of knees on the champion and starts to stomp Jade's head and now it's truly becoming a typical and true SWAT Amazons main event match we all come to know and love."
Dragonatrix: "Avery's determined to raise the level of brutality. She sets Jade up and executes a tower suplex holding it so the blood flows into Jade's head before completing it. Linda's shouting instructions and encouragement as Avery continues to stomp and boot wash Jade's face and head with a vengeance."
"Lucky" Linda La Fey: "PUNISH JADE FOR WHAT HER SISTER DID TO YOUR ARM!"
Kathleen Parks: "Oh yeah I'd say that Linda hasn't forgotten how much of a sore loser she was when Jade defeated her."
Michelle Williams: "Avery whips Jade into the ropes and Jade comes off the ropes and leapfrogs over her and slides under the ropes taking out Linda with a baseball slide. Jade looks under the ring apron and grabs a baseball bat. Avery bounds into the ropes and baseball slides Jade taking her out and grabs the baseball bat and jams it into Jade's stomach and hits her in the head."
Kathleen Parks: "Avery hits jade repeatedly in the back and despite the pain in her arm and shoulder she picks up Jade and executes a backbreaker before leaving the ring and looks under the apron finding a table. She slides it into the ring and then finds another which she and Linda set up between the ring apron and the security guard railing. She slides back into the ring and sets the other one up. Oh well I guess a table for two is better than one."
Dragonatrix: "This definitely looks like the three way in reverse. Avery positions Jade for a powerbomb but Jade counters with a hurricanrana. Jade sets up Avery and pile drives her and goes for the cover hooking the leg for a two count. She DDT's Avery before body slamming her onto the table."
Michelle Williams: "Jade goes to the top turnbuckle in a high risk move area not seeing Linda who crotches her onto the turnbuckle. Avery recovers enough and climbs to the top and she positions Jade and executes a superplex through the table. She makes the cover and hooks the leg.....One.....Two.....No! Jade kicks out."
Kathleen Parks: "Linda hands Avery a pile of fluorescent light tubes and despite the referee's futile attempts. Avery hits Jade with some of them and using the shards to rub Jade's head with those shards and the champion is bleeding profusely."
Avery McCullen: "HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE ON THE RECIEVING END OF YOUR BLOOD FOR BLOOD RULE!"
Kathleen Parks: "Yeah Avery seems not to be over being injured by Jade's twin sister Kim during that tag team match."
Dragonatrix: "Avery spits on Jade and slaps her hard repeatedly. She picks up Jade and whips her into the corner but Jade dodges out of the way. The champion grabs one half of the destroyed table and Vandaminators her hard in the face."
Michelle Williams: "Jade picks up a couple of those light tubes and she smashes Avery in the face and head with them. She picks up some shards and returns the favor cutting Avery's head and then her face and now Avery's bleeding profusely. Jade spits on Avery and she returns the slapping Avery gave with some of her own."
Kathleen Parks: "I don't like the look on Jade's face or the gleam in her eyes as she picks up some more shards adding to the ones already in her hand. She goes behind Avery and.....OH MY GOD! She just forces Avery's mouth open and she stuffs them into her mouth and clamps it shut as Avery's thrashing and writhing in pain!"
Jade: "YOU TRULY HUNGRY AVERY! WELL ARE YOU! WELL HERE'S SOME REAL BLOOD FOR BLOOD FOR YOU TO SWALLOW! NOW SPIT UP A WHOLE BUNCH OF IT WHILE YOU ENJOY THE GLASS MEAL!"
Kathleen Parks: "Time for some real sadistic blood and gore. These two are going to need either significant medical attention or a funeral procession whichever comes first."
Dragonatrix: "The referee gets into Jade's face and admonishes her. her. Go ahead and yell until this arena house comes down but it's falling on deaf ears in SWAT Amazons. Jade throws a stiff Muy Thai kick and Avery spits and coughs up glass shards with blood on them. Jade throws another kick before stalking around Avery and delivers a third kick to her face busting her nose open."
Michelle Williams: "Jade's really showing a darker and more sadistic side than usual. The champ's not showing any mercy or compassion being with all the bad blood between them tells the story. She points to Linda who's not so talkative now. Jade leaves the ring and looks under the ring apron and finds a barbed wire bat. She rolls back into the ring and hits Avery in the back repeatedly with it."
Kathleen Parks: "What was Avery saying about not being killed. These two are literally possessed by demons and the sadistic violence these two are dishing out is really elevating SWAT Amazons into the stratosphere. This should easily be either Match of the Year or Feud of the Year or both."
Dragonatrix: "If not those categories one of the others. Jade whips Avery into the corner and charges in with a devastating Muy Thai flying knee. Ave slumps into the corner to the floor Linda goes to check on her."
Michelle Williams: "The referee keeps Jade away but spins around him and delivers another running knee strike and follows up with a can of whoop ass before briefly backing off. Jade picks her up and whips her into the ropes and executes a gourd buster before covering for a two count."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade picks Avery up and body slams her with authority before monkey flipping onto her and makes the cover for another two count. Jade and Avery are slow getting up and Avery adjusts her tights as she gets up and hits Jade in the throat with something before readjusting her tights after placing that object back into them."
Dragonatrix: "Obviously Linda feels that's the only way to help Avery take the title away from Jade She whips Jade into the corner and high flying dropkicks Jade. Avery roars and bellows and then whips Jade into the opposite corner and returns the favor with a running high flying knee of her own."
Michelle Williams: "Avery whips Jade into the opposite corner again and waits and charges in but Jade moves out of the way and Avery crashes into the ring post making that injured arm and maybe her shoulder worse."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade is already working on both that injured arm and shoulder with a series of hard vicious forearm smashes to both areas. Avery's screaming in pain as the referee checks to see if she wants to submit but she refuses to do so. She counters with a series of forearms of her own but Jade counters again with a series of hard vicious arm yanks of her own."
Dragonatrix: "Jade makes the injury worse with a series of vicious elbow strikes. Avery uses her good arm to rake Jade's eyes forcing her to break the hold followed by a series of kicks to her mid-section. This has definitely been a brutal and bloody back and forth battle that's definitely exceeded the hype and talk."
Michelle Williams: "Avery whips Jade into the ropes and they double clothesline each other. Both are down as the referee counts and Linda urges Avery to get up. Avery and Jade start to stir slowly and get up exchanging hard and brutal chops and the looks in their eyes tells the whole story."
Kathleen Parks: "Call the Ghostbusters or an exorcist because these two are possessed. Jade and Avery are finally back on their feet and both continue to exchange hard and brutal chop for chop. snarling and yelling challenges to each other."
Dragonatrix: "They continue to match each other chop for chop and now they start exchanging stiff forearms staggering each other but still bringing it. So far their showing their machisma by continuing to urge the other on and their doing just that to each other."
Michelle Williams: "At least the ringsiders are getting what they paid for. Jade and Avery start exchanging lefts and rights with a vengeance. Jade forces Avery into the ropes and Avery comes off and she staggers Jade."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade counters with a stiff Muy Thai kick to Avery's injured arm and another to that injured shoulder. She cinches in a Fujiwara armbar and forces Avery to the canvas. Avery grits her teeth and strains to resist the pain as the referee checks to see if Avery will submit which she refuses to do so."
Dragonatrix: "Avery manages to barely reach the ropes and the referee orders a break in the hold. Jade waits until the full five count and releases the hold and gets up as Linda admonishes the referee for not forcing Jade to release the hold sooner."
Michelle Williams: "Jade leaves the ring and finds a chair and pulls it from under the ring apron which is also where that other table is set up compliments of Avery. Jade slides back into the ring with the chair and hits Avery in the face repeatedly with it before smashing the chair onto Avery's shoulder and arm."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade DDT's Avery before placing Avery's arm into that chair and climbing to the top turnbuckle and executes a Mongolian Stomp making Avery scream like a real demon. She leaves the ring again and finds a roll of barbed wire and now let more blood and gore pour."
Dragonatrix: "Linda grabs Jade's leg and pulls her out of the ring and smashes Jade's head repeatedly into the ring post. She throws Jade back into the ring unceremoniously and tosses the roll of barbed wire into the ring. Avery picks it up and the wild eyed look on her face doesn't bode well for the champion."
Michelle Williams: "Apparently not. Avery wraps the barbed wire around Jade's face and head planting a knee into Jade's back and pulls backwards and Jade's screaming in pain and agony but she refuses to give up or submit. Linda tosses another roll of barbed wire into the ring and Avery positions the barbed wire and Jade and DDT's her face into the role of barbed wire."
Kathleen Parks: "Avery makes the cover for a close three count. She's pissed that the referee's count was slow which it wasn't. Jade slowly gets up barely removing that barbed wire causing her face to look more of a shredded mess. She waits for Avery to turn around and delivers a series of knife edge uppercuts to her throat."
Dragonatrix: "Jade wraps the barbed wire around her fists and gets up. She waits and spears Avery hard before delivering a vicious and brutal and savage ground and pound. Avery turns her over and returns the ground and pound in the same manner. They roll out of the ring continuing to ground and pound each other into an even more bloody mess."
Michelle Williams: "That's an understatement since both women are already a bloody mess. Jade whips Avery who reverses it sending Jade into the guardrail. Jade crashes into it as Avery charges and they both go over the guard railing and into the ringside seating area."
Kathleen Parks: "Can someone tell that himbo of a referee that there's no count outs in SWAT Amazons. Meanwhile Jade and Avery continue their bloody and wild brawl in the ringside seating area. You can bet after this match they're both going to need the ER room the way they're going at it."
Dragonatrix: "These two want to win real bad that they'll risk their health and lives to win this match and the title. Jade back body drops Avery over the security guard railing and then somersault stomps Avery's chest and goes over the railing again and then somersault stomps Avery's face boot washing it."
Michelle Williams: "It's become not just tit for tat but also business and very personal. Jade whips Avery into the ring post and stinger splashes her before rolling Avery back into the ring and she sees the long ignored table the gleam in her eyes returns."
Kathleen Parks: "That long ignored table finally gets some attention. Jade takes Avery over to it and keeps a hold of her. She leaves the ring dragging Avery to the ring ropes. She stands on the ring apron and prepares to suplex Avery through the table but Linda yanks Jade off the ring apron."
Dragonatrix: "Linda smashes Jade's head into the ring apron repeatedly before going under the ring and find a bag of tacks and spreads them over the table. She goes under the ring again and finds another bag with nails in them and spreads them over the table."
Michelle Williams: "Avery and Linda roll Jade onto the table and Avery gets onto the table and sets Jade up for a suplex but Jade blocks it and both grapple for position. Jade punches Avery hard with a series of punches to her mid-section and suplexes both herself and Avery through that table and both are screaming and writhing in pain."
Kathleen Parks: "Calling 911 we have two women attempting to kill each other. Seriously though both women are in serious pain and agony and are lucky to be still moving. Hell I'm surprised they're still alive."
Dragonatrix: "Credit to their conditioning and training regimens. The referee's already up to five and Linda helps Avery back into the ring. She forgot that you can't win by count out or by disqualification unless stipulated."
Michelle Williams: "Linda obviously cares more about demolishing Jade and ending her career than about watching Avery win the title. She bear hugs Jade and rams her repeatedly into the security guard railing while the referee is distracted."
Kathleen Parks: "Linda finds some cables and she's choking Jade with them before releasing the choke....."
"Lucky" Linda La Fey: "THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE JADE A FUCKING CHOKER!"
Kathleen Parks: "Look who's talking one of the top chokers herself."
Dragonatrix: "Jade stumbles and lunges towards the ring and slides back in and Avery unleashes a can of whoop ass. She takes the last of those tubes and smashes them into Jade's face and picks up the shards and returns the hand washing Jade gave her earlier cutting g her open and blood is pouring out now."
Michelle Williams: "Both these women are going all out to commit bloodshed. You can tell the bad blood is flowing now as Linda finds another bag of nails and hands them to Avery who spreads them out onto the canvas."
Avery McCullen: "TIME TO NAIL YOUR HEAD TO THE CANVAS BITCH!"
Kathleen Parks: "Well this is the end. Avery positions Jade and attempts a piledriver bad shoulder and arm. She strains and gets her up but Jade counters and reverses it and she jumping piledrives Avery's head into those nails and places an arm over Avery's chest.....One.....Two....T.....No! AVERY gets a shoulder up."
Dragonatrix: "These two women are physically and mentally spent. Now we have to see who breaks first since we know these two hate each other and the bad blood continues to flow. Jade waits and bounds into the ropes and she executes a sling blade onto those tacks and Avery screams in pain."
Michelle Williams: "Jade's feeling it and the look in her eyes says it all. She waits and bounds into the ropes and executes a second sling blade....."
Jade: "HURRAH!"
Michelle Williams: "Jade bounds into the ropes and now she flies over the top rope and takes Linda out...."
Jade: "HOW'S IT FEEL TO INTERFERE IN MY BUSINESS AND COST ME MY GOLDEN TICKET!"
Michelle Williams: "I doubt the bad blood will end tonight after that."
Kathleen Parks: "Duh! I told you so."
Michelle Williams: "I guess you did."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade reenters the ring and grabs the barbed wire and places a bag around Avery's head and then she wraps the barbed wire around Avery's face and head and places her knee into Avery's back and pulls backwards and Avery's struggling to breathe."
Dragonatrix: "Avery continues to scream in pain and struggles to get up as Jade rips the bag off her head. Jade signals the end as she grabs Avery's wrist and retains control as she attempts a Rainmaker but Avery counters with a desperate swinging neck breaker of her own."
Michelle Williams: "Both women seem to be unconscious after the brutality they unleashed on each other. The referee counts as Avery stirs and turns to put an arm onto Jade's chest....One....Two....Th.....No! Jade barely gets a shoulder up. Everyone thought this match would be over but Jade showed where her heart truly is in this match."
Kathleen Parks: "Not to mention she still has fuel in the tank. Avery picks Jade up and barely delivers a jackhammer despite that bad arm and shoulder. She makes the cover and hooks the leg.....One.....Two......Thru.....No! Jade barely gets a shoulder up. Avery goes to the top turnbuckle and waits for Jade to get up."
Avery McCullen: "TIME TO END YOUR CHARADE OF A CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN AND YOUR LITTLE BITCH OF A TWIN SISTER ISN'T HERE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS BITCH!"
Kathleen Parks: "Oh yeah just what Jade needs to hear. Avery saying something that will motivate Jade and cost Avery the match and Avery will regret it too."
Dragonatrix: "Jade is back on her feet and her slowly and unsteadily wobbles as she begins to turn. Avery flies off the top turnbuckle but Jade unleashes a surprisingly high jumping spinning Muy Thai kick to Avery's mid-section and Avery's rolling around in pain."
Michelle Williams: "That definitely came out of nowhere. Jade whips Avery into the corner and delivers a running flying knee to Avery's face. She whips Avery into the opposite corner and delivers a second running flying knee to her face before bulldogging Avery out of the corner."
Kathleen Parks: "Jade sets Avery up and executes the Warzone which is the appropriate name since the ring resembles one. She doesn't go for the pin immediately and looks at instead looks at an angry Linda. She continues to look at Linda who screams and hurls insults at Jade who looks at her with a sadistic look and says something to her in turn as Linda yells at Avery to get up and do something."
Dragonatrix: "I think that Avery's barely conscious and still in pain after that kick Jade delivered to her. Jade picks her up and positions her for another Rainmaker. She retains wrist control and this time she hits it. She looks at Linda again before executing a second and then a third as if to remind Linda of their first meeting. She makes the cover.....One.....Two.....Three."
Glamourous Glenda: "Your winner at 40mins. and 30seconds and still SWAT Amazons Women's Champion Jade!"
Michelle Williams: "After forty minutes and thirty-seconds of brutal and bloody and violent warfare. Jade retains her title and the truly big story was the fact she did it without her twin sister Kim at ringside."
Kathleen Parks: "At least for now but the bigger question will be who will her next opponent be to challenge for the SWAT Amazon Women's Title."
Dragonatrix: "Jade had a chip on her shoulder and she removed it at least for now. After tonight who she will face next is anybody's guess. Will it be Suzi Spitz, Marie Caedes or someone else on the roster or a newcomer. That's the other big question too."
Michelle Williams: "That's going to be interesting to find out. Right now Jade has the microphone."
Jade: "Tonight was a war that sent me to hell and back. Everyone kept thinking I needed help and assistance to win but tonight I came out here alone and I won. I'm still SWAT Amazons Women's Champion. This victory is not for me and my sister but for all you great SWAT Amazon fans. This is for you despite what my opponent and her partner thinks. Tonight was my night and your night as well great SWAT Amazons fans."
(Jade leaves the ring.)
Michelle Williams: " Well this is a surprise. Jade didn't show Avery the same respect as she did Linda after the three way earlier this year."
Kathleen Parks: "I guess you're going to take a guess why."
Michelle Williams: "My guess is because The Irish Bombshells didn't show her any respect and the fact they cost Jade the chance to win the golden ticket."
Dragonatrix: "Along with all that bad blood that was boiling and waiting to blow up."
Michelle Williams: "Plus the fact that Linda kept interfering in the match didn't help matters either. Well we'll see what transpires and see who's going to be the next opponent for Jade. This ends our broadcast for tonight and make sure you cancel your trick or treat plans because Helloween is coming and we'll find out which wrestlers on this night won't be going home in one piece. For myself, Kathleen Parks and Dragonatrix we'll see you at Helloween and at the next No Man's Land."
(They show highlights of the matches ending with Jade pinning Avery before fading to black and the SWAT Amazons logo appearing along with the trademark and copywrite warning before fading to black.)
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