Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 20:49:58 GMT -5
[The scene returns to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton still in the car park.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ok fans, no more mucking around, without further ado, lets take you right now to the action.
Andrew Fulton : We pick up the match in food court of the Chadstone Shopping Centre, the ring has been set up in the middle of the food court, and the wrestlers have all made there way into the ring, boy Jerry, we really are saving money around here, what gives, couldn't fit all the entrances onto the tape?
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, something like that, anyway folks, enjoy the match, i know we did, and look out for our new commentary colleague Toby Navel!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, look out for him kissing Jerry's ass, and stuttering over every second sentence!
[The scene then fades out on the car park, and into the ring, where we see Zeus, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, "Triple B" Big Bad Bill, Adrian Tanner Jr, James Murdock and Tito all standing in the ring, the bell rings, and all 6 men run at each other.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome folks, welcome to the first ever Championship Wrestling Australia match, we are coming to you from the Chadstone Shopping Centre in Melbourne Australia, and we have one hell of an exhibition bout for you all today!
Andrew Fulton : One hell of something is right Jerry.
Toby Navel : This certainly is different guys, there are people all over this shopping mall, a lot of the kids have made there parents stop to check it out, but a lot of people are just walking straight past us.
Andrew Fulton : Thats because they dont know who you are, and neither do i, who is this joker Jerry?
Toby Navel : I'm Toby Navel, new member of the announce team, and you know that full well, we met earlier today in the production meeting.
Andrew Fulton : Well, i thought you were just another of them suits, lord knows i dont pay attention to anything said in them stupid meetings.
Jeremy Tucker : Its true, he doesn't even know who is booked till they come to wrestle!
Toby Navel : In the ring, the guys have all paired of, Zeus and Tito are going at it, as are Murdock and Christian Sebastian Kennedy, and
Jeremy Tucker (over the top of Toby) : As are Adrian Tanner Jr and Big Bad Bill!
Andrew Fulton : Settle down girls, you'll both get your chance!
Jeremy Tucker : Tito with a big shoulder block on Zeus, shades of Lawrence Taylor there!
Toby Navel : Tito is a strange one, trained by one of the best wrestlers today, Rally Jackson, in the Tiger's Den, and it seems to of gone right through his head.
Andrew Fulton : Well, everyone knows that celebrities have the best moves, why wouldn't he try and be like them!
[Tito takes Zeus over with a Jay Leno arm drag.]
Jeremy Tucker : Please!
Toby Navel : Murdock and Kennedy are both exchanging hard lefts and rights in the corner, Christian hip tosses Murdock then catches him with a nice Japanese arm drag.
Jeremy Tucker : Christian then nails Murdock with a beautiful drop kick, and then takes him down with a side Russian leg sweep.
Toby Navel : Triple B wailing away on Adrian Tanner Jr with some big right hands, he sends Tanner into the ropes, and takes him down with a nice trip.
Jeremy Tucker : Bill showing tremendous striking abilities there. Tanner gets to his feet, and Bill throws him over his head with an over the shoulder throw!
Toby Navel : Wow, Tanner just landed awkwardly there, he wasn't expecting that throw.
Andrew Fulton : He is quite unorthodox this Triple B character.
Jeremy Tucker : Unorthodox but effective.
Andrew Fulton : Ahhh blah, these kids dont want to see no judo throws, they want to see flash and ...
[Triple B steps to his right, and clocks Tito in the head with a devastating kick, and a huge pop from the crowd gathered around the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, you were saying Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Great kick there by Bill, he has some great moves on him.
Toby Navel : But you were just saying you dont like his moves.
Jeremy Tucker : Don't bother Toby. Bill looks down at Tito with a confident look on his face, and hits a twisting neckbreaker, Bill is quick to his feet, but Christian is waiting for him again, and drills him with a nice double underhook ddt!
Toby Navel : Wow, what action!
Andrew Fulton : Bah, this is all just foreplay young man, we all know that this one is going to go all over the Shopping Centre, this is just the obligatory start it in the ring crap that they have to have before tearing the building apart!
Toby Navel : Zeus back on his feet, and he runs up and levels Christian with a thunderous Big Boot, right to the chin, and Christian topples over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian Tanner Jr back on his feet, and he sends Zeus toppling over the top with a spinning heel kick, and Zeus lands down on CSK!
Toby Navel : Tanner runs and bounces off the ropes, and then flies with a springboard corkscrew plancha! Unbelievable!
[Murdock gets to his feet, and grabs Tito and Triple B by the hair and rams there heads together with a double noggin knocker, sends both over the top with a double clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock with a rush of adrenaline, sends both men over the top, and now five of the six are out there, and Murdock is climbing to the top rope.
Toby Navel : Murdock sets himself on the top, and then flies with Murdock Bomb! Flipping Senton Bomb, and he takes out the whole pack!
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, huge spot there from Murdock!
Andrew Fulton : And here we go girls, just like i said, all 6 men on the outside, and they are about to make this mall there own!
Jeremy Tucker : You may be right Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : May be? Lets get something straight, i am always right, ALWAYS!
[Adrian Tanner Jr is the first to his feet, and he starts to make his way through the crowd, but is quickly followed by Christian Sebastian Kennedy.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tito also now to his feet, and he grabs Zeus and rams his head into the ring apron, then turns around, only to be tripped over by Triple B, and Tito has gone flying head first into the steel ring steps.
Toby Navel : Bill again with a trip, he grabs Tito and throws him into the steel safety rail set up around the ring, and Tito goes crashing right through the safety rail.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito in a bit of trouble here, and Murdock now back on his feet, recovered from nailing that senton, and he runs up behind Bill and rams him face first into a table at the food court.
Toby Navel : Murdock then picks up a bowl of Ice Cream from the table beside them, and smashes it over Bill's head!
Andrew Fulton : Here we go girls!
Jeremy Tucker : James Murdock rubs that Ice Cream right into the face of Bill, and then runs him over to the nearby fountain, and dunks his head in the fountain!
Toby Navel : Murdock is trying to drown Bill, this is totally uncalled for.
[Bill gets his head up for a moment, takes a gasp of air, and James Murdock rams his head back into the fountain, trying to drown him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable, these guys have lost it, not only is James trying to drown Bill, but Tito and Zeus have fought there way through the food court, into a pizza stall.
Toby Navel : Tito has Zeus where he wants him, and rips open the brick oven, and starts trying to ram Zeus in there head first, but Zeus reaches out and grabs a large pizza tray, and slams it over Tito's head, then rams Tito head first into the oven door, busting him open.
Jeremy Tucker : Zeus then throws Tito out of the pizza store, grabs a slice and has a bite, then squishes the rest of the pizza into the eyes of Tito.
Andrew Fulton : Mmmmmm, Pizza!
Toby Navel : Zeus is really taking it to Tito here, and they have made there way towards the fountain also, Bill is still gasping for air while Murdock continues trying to drown the living daylights out of him, then Zeus lifts Tito up in a wheelbarrow suplex, dropping him right onto the back of James Murdock, and inadvertently saving Bill.
Jeremy Tucker : Thank god for that, Tanner and Christian still going at it, but they seem to of made there way through the food court, and towards the escalators, Christian nails Tanner with a Heart Punch, and then throws him head first down the middle of the escalators.
[Adrian slides down between the up and down escalators, bumping his head on all of them bumps, while Christian slides down the edge like a kid.]
Toby Navel : Adrian lands at the bottom with a thud, and then CSK slides down to the bottom behind him, and flies of the bottom almost taking Adrian's head of with a baseball slide drop kick!
Jeremy Tucker : Back up at the fountain, Zeus raises his hand in the air, and is promptly met with a vicious kick from Bill.
Andrew Fulton : Thats gratitude!
[Triple B then grabs Zeus and drags him in the direction of the escalator, but first rams his head into the plaster wall in the hallway, leaving a gaping hole, he then detours into a nearby two dollar special variety store.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill reaches into his pocket and pays for a cheap vase on the counter, he then proceeds to smash the vase over the head of Zeus, Bill then shoves the receipt in the mouth of Zeus!
Andrew Fulton (Laughing his ass off) : Unorthodox is right!
Toby Navel : Bill then throws Zeus down the escalator, and Zeus slides down landing ontop of Adrian, who is still down there also, i dont know what has happened to CSK.
[Christian Sebastian Kennedy is spotted coming back up towards the bottom of the escalator with a rope in tow. He then grabs Adrian and hog ties him with the rope, then ties him to the escalator, and sends him headed back up to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, Tanner is hog tied to the escalator, and on his way up to the top, he is going to get swallowed up in there for sure!
Toby Navel : Tito still at the fountain, bends down and washes the pizza from his eyes, then grabs Murdock and sends him flying towards the food stalls with a Jay Leno full arm dragon twist.
Andrew Fulton : Again with the Leno arm drag, brilliant!
Jeremy and Toby both together : Brilliant?
[James Murdock gets to his feet quickly and grabs a bottle of mustard, squirting it in Tito's eyes as he approaches him.]
Toby Navel : Nice counter there by James, he saw Tito coming at him, and blinded him with the old mustard to the eyes.
Andrew Fulton : Just in time as well, Tito was lining him up for another Jay Leno arm drag special, and there was no way Murdock would of been able to come back from another of them.
Jeremy Tucker : ..................... ...........
[Adrian Tanner is now halfway to the top of the escalator, and down the bottom, Christian is doing a number on Zeus.]
Toby Navel : Look at Triple B, he has jumped up onto the middle of the escalator, and is surfing down to the bottom, he has great foot skills this man, what balance!
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock grabs a hot dog, and rams it down Tito's throat, and while Tito is choking on it, he grabs a can of soft drink, shakes it up, and then opens it, spraying it into the eyes of Tito, and blinding him.
Toby Navel : Murdock really giving it to Tito here.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Thats Nick Cairo, he just came from no where, and leveled James Murdock with a Roundhouse Thai kick!
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo, he is here in Australia, and looks like he wants in on this match up!
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo grabs James Murdock and Castle Bravo; Pyramid Assault Driver [Shouldermount cross-armed Michinoku Driver II]
Toby Navel : Unbelievable, Cairo just nailed Murdock with his finisher, and now he is just walking away from them.
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Cairo has targeted Murdock, but thats the least of James problems right now, as Tito drops for a cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1.............................. 2............................ (James Murdock rolls a shoulder.)
Toby Navel : Tito could of finished it there, he just took to long to capitalize on Cairo's damage.
[Adrian Tanner now almost up to the top of the escalator, and Triple B is now down brawling with both Zeus and CSK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tito picks up James Murdock and leads him over to a clothing store, sets him up on a table out the front, and piledrives him right through the table, ohh my goodness!
Toby Navel : Tito then grabs James Murdock and whips him into the escalator, right into his tag team partner Adrian Tanner Jr, who was just about to get caught up in the top of the escalator.
Jeremy Tucker : Both James Murdock and Adrian Tanner start tumbling backwards down the escalator, until the rope runs out, and Adrian stop suddenly.
Toby Navel : He is hanging, Tanner is hanging from the escalator, and Murdock just tumbled all the way to the bottom where CSK, Zeus and Triple B are all still battling it out.
[Tanner is hanging there by the rope, and he is trying to unwedge it, but it seems to be in there very tight, and he looks to be beginning to panic. Tito grabs the rope, and moves across to the down escalator with the rope, he runs down the steps, pulling Tanner down the other steps by the rope, and forcing Adrian to tumble all down the escalator, and he has scratches all over his body.]
Jeremy Tucker : Christian grabs Triple B and drags him away from the escalator, and towards a fine China Shop.
Toby Navel : CSK lines Triple B up with a spinning discuss punch, but Bill counters it punching Christian right in the fist!
Andrew Fulton : Bill now with a hold of CSK, and he sends him head first into the wall.
Jeremy Tucker : Bill then grabs a piece of something fancy looking and holds it towards Christian.
Big Bad Bill : I dont even know what this is, but im going to beat you with it anyway!
[Smash!]
Toby Navel : Bill just smashed that fancy looking piece of China over the head of Christian Sebastian Kennedy. He then goes to the health store next door, and drags over a table set up with all the protein and energy drinks set up on it!
Jeremy Tucker : He is dragging it over to the escalator!
[Zeus is ontop of James Murdoch and wailing away at him with huge lefts and rights, and Adrian Tanner seems to of gotten a second wind, and recovered from his episode on the escalator, and is going to town of Tito. Tanner picks up Tito and plants him onto the hard floor with a nice Spinning whirlybird into a neckbreaker, he then follows it up with a brain buster, and a splash mountain bomb.]
Andrew Fulton : Adrian Tanner Jr on fire, and he goes for a cover on Tito.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............................ 2 ...................... (Tito gts a shoulder up.)
Toby Navel : Triple B sets the table up beside the escalator, then rips Zeus of off James Murdock, and smashes his head into the escalator, drags him a quarter of the way up, and sends him flying down the middle, right through the table!
Andrew Fulton : Banana Puree everywhere!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over the place, and a bottle of vitamins rolls of it, right to Tito, who picks them up and smashes them over Adrian Tanners head!
Toby Navel : James Murdock then dives onto Tito, coming to his partners rescue, and drills Tito with a huge Rikishi Driver!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B now goes for the cover on Zeus.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1................. 2............................. (James Murdock breaks the count.)
[Murdock and Triple B start brawling there way down the corridor, Zeus and Adrian Tanner then make it to there feet, and begin brawling also, the first two men make there way into the sports department, and Zeus and Tanner head into the hardware store.]
Toby Navel : Tito gets to his feet, and sees a minister walking down the corridor, and tells him to wait right there, runs and grabs a bottle of Poland Springs, then gets the Minister to bless it.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito makes his way towards the sports store, and CSK gets to his feet, and starts heading toward the hardware store.
Toby Navel : In the hardware store, Tanner plants Zeus with a Crucifix powerbomb into ddt(diamond cutter), then he goes over and grabs some sand paper, and begins rubbing it into the forehead of Zeus!
Jeremy Tucker : In the Sports store, Murdock grabs a jockstrap and puts in over Triple B's head, then grabs a baseball bat and starts choking Bill with it while he is blinded!
Toby Navel : In the hardware shop, Tanner continues rubbing the sandpaper into the forehead of Zeus, and then Christian Sebastian Kennedy makes it into the store, and nails Tanner with a shovel!
Jeremy Tucker : In the sports store, Tito swaggers around with the bottle in one hand, and is dribbling a basketball around with the other, he spots the other two, and throws the basketball at Murdock, hitting him in the balls, Murdock goes down, and Triple B rips the jock strap of his head, only to be sprayed in the eyes by Tito with the blessed Poland Springs!
Toby Navel : In the hardware store, Christian smiles down cockily at Adrian after clocking him with the shovel, and then shrugs his shoulders, and raises the shovel to nail him again, but Zeus catches the shovel, and wallops Christian with it, and CSK flops backwards, landing on a bag of chip bark.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito picks up a bar bell, and clotheslines Triple B with it, and then picks up a Kayak and spanks Triple B on the ass with it!
Toby Navel : Zeus looms over CSK with an electric drill, when out of nowhere, the Hellhounds pounce on him!
Andrew Fulton : Yes, ohh god yes, look at them savages, they take Zeus down with a double clothesline of the dog collar, then big him up, and Psycho jumps up onto the cash register, he dives of with a spinning leg kick while Ceberus comes in from the other side with a spinning leg kick to back of Zeus's legs, STILLBORN CRADLE!
[The Hellhounds then proceed to pull out a pair off egg beaters and bust open both Zeus and Adrian Tanner Jr with them.]
Jeremy Tucker : In the sports store, Tito holds up the Kayak and is walloped from behind by James Murdock, he then picks him up, and puts him through a ping pong table tennis table! Murdock then grabs a near by bean bag, and puts it ontop of Tito, then sits on it, directing Tsalazidis to count!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1................. 2.......................... (Tito rolls the bean bag off himself.)
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock then grabs some golf tee's and begins gouging out the eyes of Tito, who reverses with a knee to the balls, grabs one of the golf tee's and goes for the eyes of Murdock himself now!
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds have just decimated both Tanner and Zeus with them egg beaters, and for some reason, they have left Christian Sebastian Kennedy completely alone?
Andrew Fulton : CSK gets to his feet, grabs Tanner, and drags him over to a work table set up, and pile drives him off the table, into a bag of horse manure!
Jeremy Tucker : "Triple B" Big Bad Bill grabs Tito and puts his head through a cash register, then locks James Murdock in the Dis - locator! (Bill side-steps his opponent and grabs his arms from behind in a reverse hammer-lock (note: with both hands being bound). He then pushes his opponent forward, while placing his feet in front of the opponent, so that my adversary is forced to bend at a ninety-degree angle at the waist. I then slide his arms up into my elbows and push down on his back. In this way, the shoulder that is farthest away from me is in serious jeopardy of coming lose from the socket).
Toby Navel : Christian goes for a cover on Tanner, but there is no ref there to count, he is in the sports department with the others.
Jeremy Tucker : That he is, and he is calling for the bell, this one is all over, Murdock has submitted to the Dis - locator, and Triple B has come out victorious!
Andrew Fulton : Wow, what a match, and who would of thought, not only is Nick Cairo here in Australia, but so to are the Hellhounds!
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, we sure are off to a good start, we'll see you next week folks, when we have first Australian version of No Mans Land, stay tuned!
Jeremy Tucker : Ok fans, no more mucking around, without further ado, lets take you right now to the action.
Andrew Fulton : We pick up the match in food court of the Chadstone Shopping Centre, the ring has been set up in the middle of the food court, and the wrestlers have all made there way into the ring, boy Jerry, we really are saving money around here, what gives, couldn't fit all the entrances onto the tape?
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, something like that, anyway folks, enjoy the match, i know we did, and look out for our new commentary colleague Toby Navel!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, look out for him kissing Jerry's ass, and stuttering over every second sentence!
[The scene then fades out on the car park, and into the ring, where we see Zeus, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, "Triple B" Big Bad Bill, Adrian Tanner Jr, James Murdock and Tito all standing in the ring, the bell rings, and all 6 men run at each other.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome folks, welcome to the first ever Championship Wrestling Australia match, we are coming to you from the Chadstone Shopping Centre in Melbourne Australia, and we have one hell of an exhibition bout for you all today!
Andrew Fulton : One hell of something is right Jerry.
Toby Navel : This certainly is different guys, there are people all over this shopping mall, a lot of the kids have made there parents stop to check it out, but a lot of people are just walking straight past us.
Andrew Fulton : Thats because they dont know who you are, and neither do i, who is this joker Jerry?
Toby Navel : I'm Toby Navel, new member of the announce team, and you know that full well, we met earlier today in the production meeting.
Andrew Fulton : Well, i thought you were just another of them suits, lord knows i dont pay attention to anything said in them stupid meetings.
Jeremy Tucker : Its true, he doesn't even know who is booked till they come to wrestle!
Toby Navel : In the ring, the guys have all paired of, Zeus and Tito are going at it, as are Murdock and Christian Sebastian Kennedy, and
Jeremy Tucker (over the top of Toby) : As are Adrian Tanner Jr and Big Bad Bill!
Andrew Fulton : Settle down girls, you'll both get your chance!
Jeremy Tucker : Tito with a big shoulder block on Zeus, shades of Lawrence Taylor there!
Toby Navel : Tito is a strange one, trained by one of the best wrestlers today, Rally Jackson, in the Tiger's Den, and it seems to of gone right through his head.
Andrew Fulton : Well, everyone knows that celebrities have the best moves, why wouldn't he try and be like them!
[Tito takes Zeus over with a Jay Leno arm drag.]
Jeremy Tucker : Please!
Toby Navel : Murdock and Kennedy are both exchanging hard lefts and rights in the corner, Christian hip tosses Murdock then catches him with a nice Japanese arm drag.
Jeremy Tucker : Christian then nails Murdock with a beautiful drop kick, and then takes him down with a side Russian leg sweep.
Toby Navel : Triple B wailing away on Adrian Tanner Jr with some big right hands, he sends Tanner into the ropes, and takes him down with a nice trip.
Jeremy Tucker : Bill showing tremendous striking abilities there. Tanner gets to his feet, and Bill throws him over his head with an over the shoulder throw!
Toby Navel : Wow, Tanner just landed awkwardly there, he wasn't expecting that throw.
Andrew Fulton : He is quite unorthodox this Triple B character.
Jeremy Tucker : Unorthodox but effective.
Andrew Fulton : Ahhh blah, these kids dont want to see no judo throws, they want to see flash and ...
[Triple B steps to his right, and clocks Tito in the head with a devastating kick, and a huge pop from the crowd gathered around the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, you were saying Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Great kick there by Bill, he has some great moves on him.
Toby Navel : But you were just saying you dont like his moves.
Jeremy Tucker : Don't bother Toby. Bill looks down at Tito with a confident look on his face, and hits a twisting neckbreaker, Bill is quick to his feet, but Christian is waiting for him again, and drills him with a nice double underhook ddt!
Toby Navel : Wow, what action!
Andrew Fulton : Bah, this is all just foreplay young man, we all know that this one is going to go all over the Shopping Centre, this is just the obligatory start it in the ring crap that they have to have before tearing the building apart!
Toby Navel : Zeus back on his feet, and he runs up and levels Christian with a thunderous Big Boot, right to the chin, and Christian topples over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian Tanner Jr back on his feet, and he sends Zeus toppling over the top with a spinning heel kick, and Zeus lands down on CSK!
Toby Navel : Tanner runs and bounces off the ropes, and then flies with a springboard corkscrew plancha! Unbelievable!
[Murdock gets to his feet, and grabs Tito and Triple B by the hair and rams there heads together with a double noggin knocker, sends both over the top with a double clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock with a rush of adrenaline, sends both men over the top, and now five of the six are out there, and Murdock is climbing to the top rope.
Toby Navel : Murdock sets himself on the top, and then flies with Murdock Bomb! Flipping Senton Bomb, and he takes out the whole pack!
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, huge spot there from Murdock!
Andrew Fulton : And here we go girls, just like i said, all 6 men on the outside, and they are about to make this mall there own!
Jeremy Tucker : You may be right Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : May be? Lets get something straight, i am always right, ALWAYS!
[Adrian Tanner Jr is the first to his feet, and he starts to make his way through the crowd, but is quickly followed by Christian Sebastian Kennedy.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tito also now to his feet, and he grabs Zeus and rams his head into the ring apron, then turns around, only to be tripped over by Triple B, and Tito has gone flying head first into the steel ring steps.
Toby Navel : Bill again with a trip, he grabs Tito and throws him into the steel safety rail set up around the ring, and Tito goes crashing right through the safety rail.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito in a bit of trouble here, and Murdock now back on his feet, recovered from nailing that senton, and he runs up behind Bill and rams him face first into a table at the food court.
Toby Navel : Murdock then picks up a bowl of Ice Cream from the table beside them, and smashes it over Bill's head!
Andrew Fulton : Here we go girls!
Jeremy Tucker : James Murdock rubs that Ice Cream right into the face of Bill, and then runs him over to the nearby fountain, and dunks his head in the fountain!
Toby Navel : Murdock is trying to drown Bill, this is totally uncalled for.
[Bill gets his head up for a moment, takes a gasp of air, and James Murdock rams his head back into the fountain, trying to drown him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable, these guys have lost it, not only is James trying to drown Bill, but Tito and Zeus have fought there way through the food court, into a pizza stall.
Toby Navel : Tito has Zeus where he wants him, and rips open the brick oven, and starts trying to ram Zeus in there head first, but Zeus reaches out and grabs a large pizza tray, and slams it over Tito's head, then rams Tito head first into the oven door, busting him open.
Jeremy Tucker : Zeus then throws Tito out of the pizza store, grabs a slice and has a bite, then squishes the rest of the pizza into the eyes of Tito.
Andrew Fulton : Mmmmmm, Pizza!
Toby Navel : Zeus is really taking it to Tito here, and they have made there way towards the fountain also, Bill is still gasping for air while Murdock continues trying to drown the living daylights out of him, then Zeus lifts Tito up in a wheelbarrow suplex, dropping him right onto the back of James Murdock, and inadvertently saving Bill.
Jeremy Tucker : Thank god for that, Tanner and Christian still going at it, but they seem to of made there way through the food court, and towards the escalators, Christian nails Tanner with a Heart Punch, and then throws him head first down the middle of the escalators.
[Adrian slides down between the up and down escalators, bumping his head on all of them bumps, while Christian slides down the edge like a kid.]
Toby Navel : Adrian lands at the bottom with a thud, and then CSK slides down to the bottom behind him, and flies of the bottom almost taking Adrian's head of with a baseball slide drop kick!
Jeremy Tucker : Back up at the fountain, Zeus raises his hand in the air, and is promptly met with a vicious kick from Bill.
Andrew Fulton : Thats gratitude!
[Triple B then grabs Zeus and drags him in the direction of the escalator, but first rams his head into the plaster wall in the hallway, leaving a gaping hole, he then detours into a nearby two dollar special variety store.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill reaches into his pocket and pays for a cheap vase on the counter, he then proceeds to smash the vase over the head of Zeus, Bill then shoves the receipt in the mouth of Zeus!
Andrew Fulton (Laughing his ass off) : Unorthodox is right!
Toby Navel : Bill then throws Zeus down the escalator, and Zeus slides down landing ontop of Adrian, who is still down there also, i dont know what has happened to CSK.
[Christian Sebastian Kennedy is spotted coming back up towards the bottom of the escalator with a rope in tow. He then grabs Adrian and hog ties him with the rope, then ties him to the escalator, and sends him headed back up to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, Tanner is hog tied to the escalator, and on his way up to the top, he is going to get swallowed up in there for sure!
Toby Navel : Tito still at the fountain, bends down and washes the pizza from his eyes, then grabs Murdock and sends him flying towards the food stalls with a Jay Leno full arm dragon twist.
Andrew Fulton : Again with the Leno arm drag, brilliant!
Jeremy and Toby both together : Brilliant?
[James Murdock gets to his feet quickly and grabs a bottle of mustard, squirting it in Tito's eyes as he approaches him.]
Toby Navel : Nice counter there by James, he saw Tito coming at him, and blinded him with the old mustard to the eyes.
Andrew Fulton : Just in time as well, Tito was lining him up for another Jay Leno arm drag special, and there was no way Murdock would of been able to come back from another of them.
Jeremy Tucker : ..................... ...........
[Adrian Tanner is now halfway to the top of the escalator, and down the bottom, Christian is doing a number on Zeus.]
Toby Navel : Look at Triple B, he has jumped up onto the middle of the escalator, and is surfing down to the bottom, he has great foot skills this man, what balance!
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock grabs a hot dog, and rams it down Tito's throat, and while Tito is choking on it, he grabs a can of soft drink, shakes it up, and then opens it, spraying it into the eyes of Tito, and blinding him.
Toby Navel : Murdock really giving it to Tito here.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Thats Nick Cairo, he just came from no where, and leveled James Murdock with a Roundhouse Thai kick!
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo, he is here in Australia, and looks like he wants in on this match up!
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo grabs James Murdock and Castle Bravo; Pyramid Assault Driver [Shouldermount cross-armed Michinoku Driver II]
Toby Navel : Unbelievable, Cairo just nailed Murdock with his finisher, and now he is just walking away from them.
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Cairo has targeted Murdock, but thats the least of James problems right now, as Tito drops for a cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1.............................. 2............................ (James Murdock rolls a shoulder.)
Toby Navel : Tito could of finished it there, he just took to long to capitalize on Cairo's damage.
[Adrian Tanner now almost up to the top of the escalator, and Triple B is now down brawling with both Zeus and CSK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tito picks up James Murdock and leads him over to a clothing store, sets him up on a table out the front, and piledrives him right through the table, ohh my goodness!
Toby Navel : Tito then grabs James Murdock and whips him into the escalator, right into his tag team partner Adrian Tanner Jr, who was just about to get caught up in the top of the escalator.
Jeremy Tucker : Both James Murdock and Adrian Tanner start tumbling backwards down the escalator, until the rope runs out, and Adrian stop suddenly.
Toby Navel : He is hanging, Tanner is hanging from the escalator, and Murdock just tumbled all the way to the bottom where CSK, Zeus and Triple B are all still battling it out.
[Tanner is hanging there by the rope, and he is trying to unwedge it, but it seems to be in there very tight, and he looks to be beginning to panic. Tito grabs the rope, and moves across to the down escalator with the rope, he runs down the steps, pulling Tanner down the other steps by the rope, and forcing Adrian to tumble all down the escalator, and he has scratches all over his body.]
Jeremy Tucker : Christian grabs Triple B and drags him away from the escalator, and towards a fine China Shop.
Toby Navel : CSK lines Triple B up with a spinning discuss punch, but Bill counters it punching Christian right in the fist!
Andrew Fulton : Bill now with a hold of CSK, and he sends him head first into the wall.
Jeremy Tucker : Bill then grabs a piece of something fancy looking and holds it towards Christian.
Big Bad Bill : I dont even know what this is, but im going to beat you with it anyway!
[Smash!]
Toby Navel : Bill just smashed that fancy looking piece of China over the head of Christian Sebastian Kennedy. He then goes to the health store next door, and drags over a table set up with all the protein and energy drinks set up on it!
Jeremy Tucker : He is dragging it over to the escalator!
[Zeus is ontop of James Murdoch and wailing away at him with huge lefts and rights, and Adrian Tanner seems to of gotten a second wind, and recovered from his episode on the escalator, and is going to town of Tito. Tanner picks up Tito and plants him onto the hard floor with a nice Spinning whirlybird into a neckbreaker, he then follows it up with a brain buster, and a splash mountain bomb.]
Andrew Fulton : Adrian Tanner Jr on fire, and he goes for a cover on Tito.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............................ 2 ...................... (Tito gts a shoulder up.)
Toby Navel : Triple B sets the table up beside the escalator, then rips Zeus of off James Murdock, and smashes his head into the escalator, drags him a quarter of the way up, and sends him flying down the middle, right through the table!
Andrew Fulton : Banana Puree everywhere!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over the place, and a bottle of vitamins rolls of it, right to Tito, who picks them up and smashes them over Adrian Tanners head!
Toby Navel : James Murdock then dives onto Tito, coming to his partners rescue, and drills Tito with a huge Rikishi Driver!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B now goes for the cover on Zeus.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1................. 2............................. (James Murdock breaks the count.)
[Murdock and Triple B start brawling there way down the corridor, Zeus and Adrian Tanner then make it to there feet, and begin brawling also, the first two men make there way into the sports department, and Zeus and Tanner head into the hardware store.]
Toby Navel : Tito gets to his feet, and sees a minister walking down the corridor, and tells him to wait right there, runs and grabs a bottle of Poland Springs, then gets the Minister to bless it.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito makes his way towards the sports store, and CSK gets to his feet, and starts heading toward the hardware store.
Toby Navel : In the hardware store, Tanner plants Zeus with a Crucifix powerbomb into ddt(diamond cutter), then he goes over and grabs some sand paper, and begins rubbing it into the forehead of Zeus!
Jeremy Tucker : In the Sports store, Murdock grabs a jockstrap and puts in over Triple B's head, then grabs a baseball bat and starts choking Bill with it while he is blinded!
Toby Navel : In the hardware shop, Tanner continues rubbing the sandpaper into the forehead of Zeus, and then Christian Sebastian Kennedy makes it into the store, and nails Tanner with a shovel!
Jeremy Tucker : In the sports store, Tito swaggers around with the bottle in one hand, and is dribbling a basketball around with the other, he spots the other two, and throws the basketball at Murdock, hitting him in the balls, Murdock goes down, and Triple B rips the jock strap of his head, only to be sprayed in the eyes by Tito with the blessed Poland Springs!
Toby Navel : In the hardware store, Christian smiles down cockily at Adrian after clocking him with the shovel, and then shrugs his shoulders, and raises the shovel to nail him again, but Zeus catches the shovel, and wallops Christian with it, and CSK flops backwards, landing on a bag of chip bark.
Jeremy Tucker : Tito picks up a bar bell, and clotheslines Triple B with it, and then picks up a Kayak and spanks Triple B on the ass with it!
Toby Navel : Zeus looms over CSK with an electric drill, when out of nowhere, the Hellhounds pounce on him!
Andrew Fulton : Yes, ohh god yes, look at them savages, they take Zeus down with a double clothesline of the dog collar, then big him up, and Psycho jumps up onto the cash register, he dives of with a spinning leg kick while Ceberus comes in from the other side with a spinning leg kick to back of Zeus's legs, STILLBORN CRADLE!
[The Hellhounds then proceed to pull out a pair off egg beaters and bust open both Zeus and Adrian Tanner Jr with them.]
Jeremy Tucker : In the sports store, Tito holds up the Kayak and is walloped from behind by James Murdock, he then picks him up, and puts him through a ping pong table tennis table! Murdock then grabs a near by bean bag, and puts it ontop of Tito, then sits on it, directing Tsalazidis to count!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1................. 2.......................... (Tito rolls the bean bag off himself.)
Jeremy Tucker : Murdock then grabs some golf tee's and begins gouging out the eyes of Tito, who reverses with a knee to the balls, grabs one of the golf tee's and goes for the eyes of Murdock himself now!
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds have just decimated both Tanner and Zeus with them egg beaters, and for some reason, they have left Christian Sebastian Kennedy completely alone?
Andrew Fulton : CSK gets to his feet, grabs Tanner, and drags him over to a work table set up, and pile drives him off the table, into a bag of horse manure!
Jeremy Tucker : "Triple B" Big Bad Bill grabs Tito and puts his head through a cash register, then locks James Murdock in the Dis - locator! (Bill side-steps his opponent and grabs his arms from behind in a reverse hammer-lock (note: with both hands being bound). He then pushes his opponent forward, while placing his feet in front of the opponent, so that my adversary is forced to bend at a ninety-degree angle at the waist. I then slide his arms up into my elbows and push down on his back. In this way, the shoulder that is farthest away from me is in serious jeopardy of coming lose from the socket).
Toby Navel : Christian goes for a cover on Tanner, but there is no ref there to count, he is in the sports department with the others.
Jeremy Tucker : That he is, and he is calling for the bell, this one is all over, Murdock has submitted to the Dis - locator, and Triple B has come out victorious!
Andrew Fulton : Wow, what a match, and who would of thought, not only is Nick Cairo here in Australia, but so to are the Hellhounds!
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, we sure are off to a good start, we'll see you next week folks, when we have first Australian version of No Mans Land, stay tuned!
