Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 20:55:24 GMT -5
[Get Free by The Vines hits, and the scene opens up to show the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne, Australia. The hall is not full, but there is a good 600 fans in the crowd, and they are pumped, with a chant of "NO ...... MANS ...... LAND!", there is also a few signs in the crowd, which include : "Welcome to Australia Hero", "Down Under Derby!", "Seven is the icon, Cairo is the legend, but Triple B is the man!!!", "NML Is the Greatest Show On Earth", "Reeve / Brown, someones getting deported", "Purgatories Puppies official seating: Sit at your own risk...", "Adrian Tanner dropped the bomb on me", "Tito stole my taco supreme", "Unleash the Hounds (Jerry Sienfield)", "Screw the Hounds! Where are the Dogs?", and "Fulton Blows!"
Jeremy Tucker : Hello everyone, and welcome to No Mans Land! what a great ni.........
Andrew Fulton : Your mother pal!
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Ohh nothing Jerry, this kid in the crowd must of seen me blowing his mother is all!
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, well, moving on, this promisises to be a huge night, the final No Mans Land before the Down Under Derby PPV.
Toby Navel : Things sure are livening up around here, why, how abo......
Jeremy Tucker : Not right now Toby, we got a schedule to keep!
[Toby looks over at Jeremy, dissapointment like a puppy dog on his face.]
Jeremy Tucker: DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG!
Andrew Fulton: Stop it damn it!
Toby Navel: Yes were back on the Dandenong Basketball Stadium here in the beautiful city of Melbourne, Australia!
Jeremy Tucker: I think we already know that Navel.
Toby Navel: Yes but you never let me introduce the show, so I had
Andrew Fulton: [interrupting] In more important notes, Toby Navel will be interviewed later on the show about his new weird tattoo in the middle of his forehead!
Toby Navel: You bastard thats the DELL logo you made in my forehead with your laptop last week. But you know what? Im going to the gym, and Im gonna grow up stronger than you, and one day youll see who IS TOBY NAVEL!
Andrew Fulton: If you keep boring me next time Ill bring a desktop or a cash register machine
Toby Navel: Eh you wouldnt you know I was just fooling around with you friend.
Andrew Fulton: Im not your friend.
[The lights in the arena go black except for a spot light shinning on the entranceway, and smoke starts to rise off. Thunderstruck by AC/DC starts playing. As the smoke hits the Ring Syn-Tron the rest of the tornado is shown. At the first thunderstruck, a lighting bolt hits the spot where the smoke started. The tornado stops and Zeus appears sitting there on his bike. After Zeus rides to the ring, he slides in under the ropes, and walks to the center of the ring. Raises one arm then slams it down. Lighting bolts come down onto all four-ring posts and white pyrotechnics comes out of the ring posts]
Frank Salazar: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! COMING FIRST TO THE RING FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! WEIGHING IN THREE-HUNDRED TWENTYFIVE POUNDS AND STANDING SIX FEET WITH SIX INCHES! NIIIIKOLAASSSS ZEEEEUSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: [amazed] What an entrance!
Jeremy Tucker: Deja vu.
Andrew Fulton: THE NEXT BIG STEROIDS FREAK GAME THE UNDERKANE!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know why Im saying this but just leave the guy alone Fulton. He has been winning his encounters here in Australia lately. He has two in a row!
Andrew Fulton: Well last night I jerked off four in a row so
Toby Navel: Do you always have to be so disgusting?
Andrew Fulton: Do you always have to be so naïve? You always have to be such an idiot? Dont you understand we dont want you here half-ass rookie? Dont you realize you have no talent at all moron? The psychologist didnt tell you youre stuck in your Psychosexual Anal Stage?
Toby Navel: No he said Oral
Jeremy Tucker: Oh Navel, you defend yourself better being quite.
[Tito jogs down to the ring, getting a mild reaction from the people of Melbourne]
Frank Salazar: AND THE OPPONENT! HAILING FROM CONZUMEL MEXICO! WEIGHING IN TWO-HUNDRED THRITY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET TALL! ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY TIGERHEART RAAALLLLLYYY JACKSOONNNNNN!
Andrew Fulton: Hey Rally is standing on the entranceway! Rally! Rally!
Jeremy Tucker: Meh groupie.
[Huge pop from the crowd, they start chanting TIGER HEART! TIGER HEART!]
Frank Salazar: TIIIIIITTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Its a shame we havent see Tito on RSA television lately.
Andrew Fulton: I havent missed him. What I miss is Rally Jackson and a lot of other things we cant find in this small island.
Toby Navel: Dont start over again with the same ol story.
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, youre like a kid crying and sobbing and moaning always. [Mocking Fulton] Once I was the color commentator of a world famous corporation. Once I was this and that. You suck Fulton. Your life sucks.
Andrew Fulton: Its true. Thanks to Melboring thats true. Anyone with any sense of super realization would be like me. I love the I W
Toby Navel: Shit! Zeus didnt wait too long to start the action and did a Lou Thesz Press on Tito! Stiff punches to the face!
Jeremy Tucker: Very stiff. Zeus gets him up and back drops him Tito escapes in the air and pushes Zeus to the ropes quick roll up! The official ref for this match, El Atlético, drops to the mat for the count.
El Atlético: One Two . . (Zeus kicks out)
Toby Navel: Zeus was surprised by that maneuver and
[Zeus gets up and clocks Tito in the mouth with a solid big boot that echoed in the stadium]
Toby Navel: and I guess he doesnt like surprises.
Jeremy Tucker: Awful big boot was that one. Zeus covers Tito with one hand.
El Atlético: One Two . ..Three (Shoulder up by Tito!)
Andrew Fulton: Well Im going to get a cup of coffee. Anybody want some?
Jeremy Tucker:
Toby Navel: Well yeah! Bring me a cup
Andrew Fulton: Go and get it then you useless bag of shit. Youre not even a Glad bag of shit, youre one of those cheap bags that comes with groceries.
[Fulton leaves the announcers table and walks up the ramp yes hes going to drink his coffee]
Toby Navel: I knew Fulton couldnt be so nice.
Jeremy Tucker: That means its only you and me for the rest of this match.
Toby Navel: Yeah! Without Fulton around!
Jeremy Tucker: Just dont have an erection because of it ok?
Toby Navel: Hey you talked like Fulton
Jeremy Tucker: Did I? Zeus Irish whips Tito to the ropes and receives him with a powerslam! Grapevine pins the newbie.
El Atlético: One Two (Tito kicks out)
Toby Navel: Zeus chokes Tito in the mat! El Atlético orders him to stop the blatant choke.
Jeremy Tucker: Zeus stands up and starts to verbally fight with the ref.
Toby Navel: What a temper. Zeus goes back to work on Tito and Irish whips him again to the ropes, tries to hug Tito for what I suppose was going to be a belly-to-belly suplex but Tito slides between Zeuss legs and dropkicks the back of his head! Nice dropkick from the rookie!
Jeremy Tucker: A rookie calling other a rookie. How can you suppose what move was going to execute Zeus with the hug. It could have been a bear hug submission move or a bear hug slam or any other variation of belly-to-belly
Toby Navel: Thats why I said; I suppose. You should learn to hear, and analyze what is said.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh now youre trying to teach me something? Grow up crows and theyll take your eyes out.
Toby Navel: Zeus stands up a little dizzy and Tito kicks him in the gut DDT! A Dee! Dee! Tee! by Tito!!!
Jeremy Tucker: And well executed. Tito goes for the cover!
El Atlético: One ..Two .Three!!! (Zeus pushes Tito off his body!)
Toby Navel: Bad luck that a DDT is not enough to beat someone like Zeus. I feel sorry for Tito.
Jeremy Tucker: Rally is scratching his head did he think teaching how to perform a DDT to Tito was enough to beat Zeus?
Toby Navel: I dont know. But what I know is that several people underestimate Zeus, and they are dead wrong.
Jeremy Tucker: Tito waits away from Zeus. Zeus starts to get up and Tito runs to him clothesline by Zeus! Zeus almost took Titos head by surprise with that stiff clothesline!
Toby Navel: Whats on Zeus mind? Hes taking the protector pad out of one of the turnbuckles!
Jeremy Tucker: Nothing good is on Zeus mind, obviously not good intentions.
[Zeus walks toward Tito and forces him to stand up, Irish whips him in the direction of the unprotected turnbuckle!]
Toby Navel: Tito reverses the Irish whip and Zeus hits the unprotected turnbuckle with his back instead!
Jeremy Tucker: Tito takes impulse and rushes to the hurt Zeus with a flying forearm smash!
Toby Navel: But Zeus dropped to the mat just in time, so Tito flies over him and hits terribly the unprotected turnbuckle! Zeus with a schoolboy pin!
El Atlético: One .. Two (Zeus grabs the pants) Three!!!
Frank Salazar: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PIN FALL IS NIKOLAS ZEUS!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Wait a minute seems like Zeus is not done yet!
[Zeus picks up Tito on his shoulder and slams his back against the same unprotected turnbuckle]
Jeremy Tucker: That bastard of Zeus is slapping Titos face! Turns his back and lifts him up in an inverted crucifix powerbomb position! The match is over! This is not necessary!
Toby Navel: Oh no! Zeus sends Titos head straight to the canvas in a tombstone piledriver! The Wrath of Zeus! Thats terrible!
Jeremy Tucker: So terrible he already retired a wrestler with that finisher. T. Diablo was his name I think.
Toby Navel: But look Rally is behind Zeus! Zeus turns around and gets kicked in the gut dominator into cradle piledriver! Sorry Miss Jackson!
Jeremy Tucker: I Am For Real! Zeus is unconscious in the mat as the audience goes nuts!
Toby Navel: Rally helps Tito to his feet and to the back. What a match!
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[The camera goes back on, and Excellence is standing the middle of the ring. He coughs, letting the crowd know he is there, and then begins to speak ]
Excellence: I know you all came here to see me, Excellence, wrestle tonight. But, I am taking a little off time. You see, I am getting ready for my match with The Incredible Y in the Down Under Derby! For a long time now, there has been some bad blood boiling between him and I. When we get into the Down Under Derby, it will all be settled.
[The crowd gives out a mild cheer, not really all that excited. Excellence begins to speak again, when another voice interrupts him. ]
Voice: I'm sorry. But, do you really think that this is necessary?
[Excellence gets a confused look on his face, looking around for the source of the voice ]
Excellence: Who the hell do you think you are?
Voice: Call me one of your most loving fans.
[Suddenly, a man runs out from the audience, wearing a black duster, with neck length red braided hair. He throws down the microphone, and slides into the ring, Excellence doesn't notice. ]
Man : Hey...behind you.
[Excellence spins around, just as the man leaps up... standing drop kick! Excellence goes down. The man delivers a toe kick to Excellence's side. He kneels down next to Excellence, and whispers real softly in the mic ]
Man : Tonight, your career ends.
[The man spits in Excellence's face, grabbing onto Exellence's collar and lifting him up. He yells into the mic. ]
Man : Give up!
[Excellence is finally regaining his senses. Blood dripping down from his forehead, he glares at Martyr. Just as Martyr stops speaking, Excellence runs at the stranger, attempting to clothesline. But, Excellence is still a bit clumsy, and the attacker, easily ducks under, grabbing onto Excellence's legs and pulling them out from under him. With Excellence downed, he removes his coat. Under the coat...a black tank top with a bleeding eye, and under that, a fishnet shirt...his arms are scarred and tattooed with occult symbols... his chest is scarred... A single chain is wrapped around his chest. Wide-legged black S&M pants hang loosely on his body. With a wicked smile, he begins to remove the chain. Kneeling ontop of Excellence, he finds the nearby mic again and begins to speak. ]
Man : You should have given up.
[The man slams the mic into Excellence's back, then grabs the back of his head, and slams his face into the mat. After rubbing it in, he lets go, taking the chain with both hands, and wrapping it around Excellence's neck, so he can still hold onto both ends of the chain. He pulls back on the chain, choking the downed man. Excellence's hands try and pry off the chain, but to no end. Finally, the man gets up, and pulls Excellence up with him. Still holding the chains, he takes a few steps back... and, pulling Excellence back... lands another drop kick... hitting the upper back... knocking Excellence forward, onto his bloody face. the man gets up quickly, grinning. He slams his foot into Excellence's side again. This time, Excellence begins to curl up into a fetal position, and starts coughing. ]
man : Tuly Pathetic..
[Grabbing onto the other end of the chain, he lifts Excellence up. With a swift kick to the face, Excellence is sent tumbling to the mat. Finally, the man releases the chain. Licking his lips, he finds the microphone, and begins to speak one last time... ]
Man: Excellence, your time here is up...
[With a flick of his wrist, the man tosses the microphone at Excellence, and climbs out of the ring. As an after thought, Martyr grabs his coat, then proceeds to climb over the ropes. Medics rush into the ring, putting the crippled Excellence onto a stretcher and removing him from the ring. The camera fades as Martyr walks up the ramp, putting his coat back on. ]
Man (into the camera ): For those who dont know, the names Martyr! And Incredible Y, I'll be seeing you at the Down Under Derby PPV!
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Toby Navel: And here we go with our next match, James Murdock and The Incredible Y!
Jeremy Tucker: Murdock's been awful quiet this week.
Andrew Fulton: He's a Goodfella.
Jeremy Tucker: And that means?
Andrew Fulton: Ownage~!
["Place your hands" by Reef hits.]
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is set for one fall! Introducing first, weighing at 230lbs and standing 6'0", from Parts Unknown....THE INCREEEEEEEEEEDIBLEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
[Y walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.]
Frank Salazar: And his opponent.....
Jeremy Tucker: Y got his 1st win last week against Jake Porter.
Andrew Fulton: But had his 1st loss to James and Adrian, so Nyah.
[Thunderkiss 65 by White Zombie hits and James Murdock steps through the curtain with his arms raised. He starts to walk down the ramp.]
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell? Jake Porter?? Porter just nailed Murdock with a steel chair!
Andrew Fulton: Damnit! Someone get that idiot out of here! He's ruining the Owning session!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter going to town on Murdock with that chair. He drops the chair and pulls James up to his feet, and drops James with the "Revolver!" (modified Flatliner)
Toby Navel: That's Jake's opponent's and James own tag team partner's move!
Andrew Fulton: No Shit Sherlock. Why hasnt this match been thrown out yet?
Jeremy Tucker: The bell never rang.
Andrew Fulton: What? Thats ludacris! Murdock's in no shape to compete!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter's dragging Murdock toward the ring now. and Hey,....Adrian!
Andrew Fulton: That a boy.
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian Tanner nails Porter from behind, and is now chasing porter through the crowd!
Toby Navel: Y is going outside now. He rolls James into the ring and pulls him to his feet, ....Powerbomb! Mark Maxim ready for the count..
Referee Mark Maxim: 1............2..........3!
Frank Salazar: Your winner, The Incredible Y!!!!
["Place your hands" by Reef hits again, as Y stands in the ring celebrating, but he doesnt stand long because Adrian Tanner comes back in and nails Y with a clothesline then sends him to the floor.
Tanner goes to check on his partner as we goto commercial.]
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[Commissioner Brown is in the ring. He has the microphone.]
Jeremy Tucker: Why is Brown out here?
Toby Navel: I don't know.
Commissioner Brown: It has come to my attention that there was a body bag incident last week at No Mans Land. Now, I would like to address that issue. Therefore, anyone who's responsible for bagging Mars, come forward!
[The crowd goes silent. Brown is standing, waiting patiently.]
Jeremy Tucker: Commissioner has called out those notorious "BB"!
Commissioner Brown: I can't wait all night, just bring you asses out here!
[At that cue, the arena goes dark for a few minutes. Then as the lights go back on, Nikolas Zues and Jake Porter is in the ring. Brown is already in the body bag.]
Zues: As if you didn't know, Brown? I sent all those damn hints! Hell I sent an email to you.
Porter: Brown, now you know. All these fans know. All those workers in the back know.
Zues: That's right. And let me introduce to you, our manager, SWEET DESTINY!
Sweet Destiny: Hello, y'all. My name is Sweet Destiny, and let me tell you something. When the Bad Boys vignettes started airing, I just knew I had to be part of it. Last week, while I was sitting at home, I was contacted by this man, Jake Porter, to come manage us. I agreed, after all I get wet just thinking about aligning myself with them!
[The men laugh]
Zues: Let's not waste time here, we got work to do!
[The three depart, leaving the bag in the ring as we fade to commercial]
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit. Your referee is Jimmy Nor.
[The Science of Selling Yourself Short by Less than Jake begins to play over the speakers.]
Frank Salazar: Now making his way to the ring from Tucson, Arizona at 6 2 and 222 lbs Adrian Tanner Jr.
[Tanner makes his way towards the ring and climbs in spins around and goes to the second rope top pose for the fans.]
Jeremy Tucker: Thats odd, what happened to Tanners big entrance?
Andrew Fulton: Ha! They must still be paying off Christians medical bills from his run-in with Mars.
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt?
Jeremy Tucker: I seriously doubt that.
[Sabotage by the Beastie Boys begins to play over the speakers.]
Frank Salazar: Now introducing from Los Angeles, California at 6 6 and 255 lbs Jake Porter.
[The arena goes dark and white spotlight shines down on the ramp as Porter makes his way to the ring.]
Toby Navel: Porter looks very focused.
[Porter slides into the ring and leans backwards on the far set of turnbuckles.]
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, Porter is coming off a disappointing loss to the Incredible Y. He looks to turn his luck around here against a young Adrian Tanner.
[The referee is checking out both men, and he signals for the bell.]
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter rushes Tanner, wasting no time. He forces him to the corner with right after left.
Toby Navel: But Tanner turns it around and hits Porter with short quick jabs to the stomach.
[Tanner snap mares Porter over before dropping a knee across his head.]
Toby Navel: Tanner drags Porter up by his hair before whipping him into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Porter with the reversal and a quick knee to the mid section.
[Gut wrench suplex by Porter and a quick elbow. He hooks the leg for the cover.]
Toby Navel: One.
[Easy kickout by Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whip to the ropes and a clothesline by Porter.
[Porter picks Tanner up and connects with a swinging neck breaker. Porter then climbs to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Risky move from the big guy.
[Porter stands on the top turnbuckle and faces the crowd.]
Toby Navel: Porter with a back elbow on Tanner.
[Porter lifts Tanner to his feet. Reverse Neckbreaker by Porter.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter is trying to really wear down Tanner here.
Toby Navel: Tanners beginning to fight back
[Porter squats down on the small of Tanners back.]
Jeremy Tucker: Not for long.
[Porter with a sloppy Half-crab.]
Toby Navel: Porter is not known for his submission moves
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, I can see why.
[Porter lets go of the hold and gets to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are beginning to Jeer Porter.
[Porter picks Tanner up and nails snap suplex, Porter holds onto the hold and another and a third and then a fourth.]
Toby Navel: Porter is mocking Tanner by copying his moves.
Andrew Fulton: Hey, there must be some sort of copyright law against that!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter picks Tanner up and goes for another suplex.
Toby Navel: Adrian blocks and wraps him up in a small package.
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two Th
[Porter kicks out and whips Tanner into the ropes.]
Toby Navel: Tanner reverses and slams his fist into Porter's stomach.
[Tanner Kneelifts Porter in the face before jumping to the second turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner with a big Tornado DDT.
[Tanner picks Porter up and floats over and hooks on a Camel Clutch.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner is starting to work on the back of Porter.
Toby Navel: The ref is checking on Porter.
[Tanner releases the hold and whips Porter into the ropes.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reversal by Porter and a big clothesline.
[Porter follows with a DDT and then drags Tanner to his feet.]
Toby Navel: Porter with a Cradle Piledriver.
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two Th
[Kickout out by Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner manages to escape because Porter didn't hook the leg.
Andrew Fulton: Adrian would never make a mistake like that.
Toby Navel: Whose side are you on?
Andrew Fulton: Shut up!
Jeremy Tucker: That was close, both of these guys are exhausted and either one of them can still win this match.
[Tanner hooks Porter up in a fishermans suplex.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr (Kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Another close call there.
[Tanner hooks Porter up and hits a snap suplex, then a second and a third, holding on all the while.]
Andrew Fulton: That is what the real thing looks like.
[Tanner hooks Porter up and nails a big sit down power bomb and hooks the shoulders.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr (Kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Yet another close call.
[Tanner pushes Porter into the ropes but gets reversed and hit with a big boot to the face.
Toby Navel: Porter with the Cover One Two Thre
Jeremy Tucker: Quick kickout by Tanner and both men are back to their feet.
[Kick to the stomach by Porter and a German suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker: Another Cover by Porter One Two Three Kickout!
Toby Navel: Two count!! Two Count!! Porter is berating the ref.
[Porter whips Tanner into the turnbuckle but the move is reversed, and
Porter jumps onto the second turnbuckle and connects with a flying body press.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two
Toby Navel: Tanner rolls through into a cover One Two Th Kickout.
Jeremy Tucker: Yet another close pin.
[Porter whips Tanner into the ropes and nails a drop kick to the face.]
Jeremy Tucker: Great height there from the big guy.
[Porter picks Tanner up and connects with a double under hook belly to back suplex and follows with a running leg drop. He climbs to the middle rope and goes for a diving head butt.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner moves and Porter eats canvas. He follows it up with boots to the head and back and then he cinches in the reverse chin lock. The ref asks Porter if he wants to give. But Porter won't quit.
[Tanner gets bored of the hold and releases it and sets him up for a suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker: He drags Porter up and whips him to the ropes before nailing him with a knee to the mid section. Elbow drop by Tanner.
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
[Kickout by Porter. Tanner pulls Porter up and nails a huge impact DDT. He drags him up and hits a swinging neck breaker before going for the cover.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Porter. Tanner now hooks up Porter for a suplex.
[Tanner nails a Northern Lights Suplex.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
[Porter kicks out and Tanner goes for a big standing clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter ducks under into a rear waist lock and nails a big belly to back suplex.
[Tanner lands right on top of the ref.]
Toby Navel: Jimmy Nor is out!
Andrew Fulton: Maybe the boss should make the refs where helmets. HA!
Andrew Fulton: OH YEAH!!!
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt???
[The Hellhounds burst from the back and charge the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: The boys are back in town!
[Purgatorys Puppies are going wild.]
Jeremy Tucker: The Hounds have just laid both men out with florescent lights.
[Hardcore Jonnie Valentine begins to make his way to ringside.]
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt???
[Porter and Tanner are both engulfed in flame as the Hellhounds blow out a pair of huge fireballs.]
Andrew Fulton: Yes, yes, yes!!!
[Valentine climbs in the ring laying Tanner on top of Porter.]
Jeremy Tucker: Valentine seems to be trash talking Porter as he moves to wake up the ref.
[Jimmy Nor slowly begins to count.]
Toby Navel: IS HE BLIND!!!
[Valentine and the Hounds start backing up the ramp.]
Andrew Fulton DO IT!!!
[They stop at the top to watch the pin.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two
Toby Navel: NO!!!
Andrew Fulton: YES!!!
Jeremy Tucker: THREE
[Valentine points down at the ring and makes a throat slashing gesture before taking the Hellhound to the back.]
Toby Navel: Thats two weeks in a row where the ref has cost Porter the match!
Andrew Fulton: No, I think Jonnie Valentine did it to him this week.
Toby Navel: Aarrgghh! You know what I mean!
Frank Salazar: The winner of the match as result of pinfall Adrian Tanner Jr.
[The EMTs begin to make their way to ringside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Lets take a break while the EMTs do their job.
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[The shot cuts to a young man, early thirties, walking the hallway backstage. He's wearing a black polo shirt, khaki pants, some brown boots, a nice pair of wireframe glasses, and his short brown hair is slicked back a little. He stops a passing crewmember.]
Guy: Hey, you seen Commissioner Brown?
Crewman: No, but his office is down the hall, last door on the left.
Guy: Thanks. If you see him, tell him C. K. Panic is waiting for him and he's here to discuss all the things that need fixing around here.
[C. K. Panic walks off, leaving a bewildered crewmember standing by himself.]
Toby Navel: C. K. Panic?! Is he the "Mr. Fixit" that's been hinted about these past few shows?
Andrew Fulton: The more important question is: who cares?!
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"Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall entering first, weighing in at 240 lbs HERO!
Hero enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: And his opponent weighing 340 lbs MARS!
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
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[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
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[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Hero and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: I would not like to be in Heros shoes right now.
Toby Navel: You said it, Jeremy.
Andrew Fulton: You said it, Jeremy God, climb out of his ass.
Toby Navel: Shut up, Fulton. Hero is pacing now, trying to think of a way to start against this monster, Mars
Jeremy Tucker: Well Hero has a right to be cautious. Mars is seven feet tall, thats a freakin big guy. Hero cant rush anything here.
Hero charges with a shoulder barge that knocks Mars back, but not down. Hero follows up with some right hands.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero on the attack now! Heros going for it!
Toby Navel: Ohhh not for long. Mars just cut Heros offence off with a stiff knee to the ribs there wait a minute
Jeremy Tucker: POWERBOMB!
Toby Navel: Hero could have been broken in half there!
Andrew Fulton: Nah he looks fine to me. Do it again, Mars!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars into the cover early here
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: Near fall there, Hero has to get back on the offence at some point. Mars has Hero back to his feet whip to the ropes by Mars, but Hero comes back with a cross body!
Jeremy Tucker: Cover by Hero!
Referee Don El Don:
1-
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Hero is right back onto Mars. Hes laying in with some stiff kicks and stomps now folks, trying to do as much damage as possible whilst the big man is down.
Toby Navel: Mars is fighting his way back up now ohh and a thumb to the eyes of Hero wait though! Hero with a roll up!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: So close!
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah but not close enough. Hero needs to start hitting some more high impact offence and soon. Hero has Mars back up whats he doing now DDT by Hero! Into another cover!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: No just two Hero needs to keep his cool and keep up the attack.
Jeremy Tucker: Well in any case Mars is getting back to his feet as Hero awaits him Hero is poised behind Mars now
Toby Navel: Ohhh! Sweet German suplex by Hero!
Jeremy Tucker: Hero could have him here!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: No! Mars kicked out again!
Toby Navel: Heros quickly back to his feet, stomping away again all over Mars Mars shoves Hero off him and now Mars is back to his feet!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars with a whip to Hero wait a minute Slingshot Clothesline by Mars! Hero just got nailed by that clothesline, and now Mars is stalking Hero!
Toby Navel: Dont get up, Hero! Dont turn around!
Jeremy Tucker: CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM!
Toby Navel: Its over!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: What?!
Toby Navel: The resilience of Hero comes through once again! Hero is still in this thing!
Andrew Fulton: Dont count on it look what Mars is doing.
Jeremy Tucker: Uh-oh!
Toby Navel: Mars setting Hero up in that inverted body vice OHHH! Into the Brainbuster powerbomb! Apocalypse he calls it! Its got to be over!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
3!!
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: Here is your winner MARS!
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Toby Navel: Puppies!
Jeremy Tucker: You see puppies?
Toby Navel: I see lots of puppies.
Jeremy Tucker: Are they big beautifully sweaty bouncing puppies?
Toby Navel: no. Theyre scattered, wicked, psychotic, chaotic, and down-right evil puppies!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh, you mean purgatories puppies. Theyre moving to the front rows like an infestation.
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system, as Hardcore Jonnie Valentine leads his Hellhounds down the long isle to the ring.]
Toby Navel: In just one week, these Hellhounds meet the Goodfellas.
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, but tonight, they have a warm-up match in the form of isolating Ruthless Reeve.
[No sooner said, and Reeve walks out to Hot to Death by Everlast]
Toby Navel: Look! The Goodfellas are accompanying Reeve!!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie Valentine discussing things over with the referee, Johnny Benson, and Benson runs out to meet the Goodfellas. Theyre arguing, much pointing between the group. Valentine smiling ear-to-ear back in the ring. The Goodfellas are being told to return to the backstage area!
Toby Navel: Yes, but Christian Tanner isnt budging. The ref telling him to return, but Tanner digs in his pocket, and produces a managers license from his wallet He gets to stay as Reeves manager!
Jeremy Tucker: The ref has to allow it!
Toby Navel: Reeve steps onto the ring, he seems hesitant to step in.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds have no such reservations; they run up to grab him Plancha!!
Toby Navel: I cant believe what I just saw!! Reeve, the seven foot tall giant just executed a standing plancha on the Hellhounds from over the ropes This guy thinks hes a luchador!!
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds reeling from that surprise attack, Reeve with a quick half belly-to-belly on Psycho. Cerberus turns toward Reeve and a devastating Samoan neck breaker by Reeve!!
Toby Navel: Reeve appears to be isolating Cerberus now, apparently trying to wear the bigger man down. Reeve with a powerful gutwrench powerbomb to Cerberus, Psycho runs in for a save, but is countered with a big boot to the face! I wonder if Reeve can pull off a victory!
Jeremy Tucker: He could make a believer out of me! Reeve with a Tazplex to Cerberus (cobra clutch overhead release), he backs up Eye of the Hurricane!!
Toby Navel: This mixture of high-flyer and power moves just may be the perfect combination to keep the Hellhounds guessing!!
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is climbing the ropes now did I just say that? Ruthless Reeve is climbing the fricken ropes now!!!
Toby Navel: Hes taking high-flyer to new levels!!
Jeremy Tucker: This is crazy. Cerberus is up; hes looking around the ring.
Toby Navel: Reeve in position Hurricanranna!! Reeve just pulled off a huge Hurricanrana!!
Jeremy Tucker: But Cerberus held on to Reeve. He didnt let go Reeve is screaming. Cerberus is biting the testicals of Ruthless Reeve!!!
Toby Navel: This is just sick.
Jeremy Tucker: Sick but effective! The ref utilizing his five-count, but it isnt soon enough for the now crying Reeve. Cerberus breaks the hold, and Psycho joins him as the two look over the fallen Reeve, lying in fetal position with tears streaming down his face!!
Toby Navel: Hey, anyone would be crying at a bite to the groin.
Andrew Fulton: I can testify to that.
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus reaches into his pants, he pulls out a meat thermometer! Oh God, and the denigration begins anew!
Toby Navel: Hes carving up Reeves face. This is just inhumane! I cant watch!
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho climbing the ropes for some of his own high-flying. He sits at the top, and Johnnie Valentine hands up a burlap sack!
Toby Navel: Whats in that sack!?!
Jeremy Tucker: Barbed wire!! Psycho is wrapping himself in the barbed wire!!
Toby Navel: Oh the humanity!
Jeremy Tucker: Leap, and a moonsault to the sprawled Reeve!
Toby Navel: I can barely even see Reeve covered with all that blood!
Jeremy Tucker: Its going to get worse, Cerberus out of the ring now, and moving the guardrail closer. Psycho brings the limp form of Reeve outside and lays him over the guardrail. Cerberus reaches into the crowd of puppies he pulls back a ten-pound weight!!
[THUDD!!!]
Toby Navel: I dont need to know what happened.
Andrew Fulton: He got waylaid.
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho lifts Reeve up Skytwister into the audience!! Those puppies tore Adam Seven Plummer to pieces a few weeks ago; what will they do to Reeve?
Toby Navel: Tbomb Tanner charging after Jonnie Valentine!! He wails on his back, Valentine taken by surprise, and the Hellhounds dont see it!!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner with an Irish whip and Valentine goes crashing into the steel steps!!
Toby Navel: This crowd is cheering for Tbomb Tanner!!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner walking over to the huddled form of Valentine Iron Claw!!
Toby Navel: Iron Claw!?!
Jeremy Tucker: The iron claw!! I havent seen that move since I cant remember when Ive last seen that move!!
Toby Navel: Thats no ordinary claw; hes got a rag on his hand Ill bet I know whats soaking that rag!
Jeremy Tucker: Its chloroform!!
Toby Navel: That evil bastard had a thousand tricks up his sleeve.
Andrew Fulton: As a card-carrying member of purgatories puppies Ill have to report that comment.
Toby Navel: Whats Valentine going to do; sick his Hellhounds on me?
Andrew Fulton: Expect a visit.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds are on to Tbomb.
Toby Navel: Now Tanner was just trying to even the odds, and now they triple-team him. He doesnt deserve this!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie lays Tbomb Tanner on a table bridging the railing and the apron. Cerberus stands by the ropes, and Psycho runs and gets back body dropped by Cerberus into a senton splash on Tanner through the table!
Toby Navel: Damn those Hellhounds!! Damn them straight to Hell!!!
[Andrew Fulton diligently writes all the curses Toby says in a small notebook.]
Jeremy Tucker: Now Cerberus brings Tanner up by the hair. Psycho climbs up to the second rope; dragging Tanner with him. He passes him back to Cerberus, who holds him in a handing supplex
[BLAMM!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: Aaagh!!! Psycho with a tombstone piledriver!!! A huge tombstone piledriver!!!
Andrew Fulton: Heard you the first time buddy.
Toby Navel : Reeve getting to his feet, still bucketing out blood, what is he, superhuman?
Andrew Fulton : Certainly not.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve runs towards both Hellhounds, and takes them down with a huge double clothesline!
Toby Navel : The Ruthless One mounting a comeback.
Jeremy Tucker : He wont give in, no matter what the odds. Reeve picks up Ceberus and plants him with a huge gut wrench suplex.
Toby Navel : He turns around, and catches Pyscho with a vicous big boot, right to the jaw!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve is on fire, he still looks a litte wonky from all the loss of blood, but keeps on going forward.
[Reeve grabs Cerebus and hits a Reverse death valley driver!]
Toby Navel : What a move! that could be it!
Jeremy Tucker : No Toby, Pyscho getting back to his feet, and Reeve see's him coming, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Toby Navel : Maybe we should call that one Clothesline to Home!
Andrew Fulton : Been waiting all week for that one have you Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve picks up Pyscho in a gorilla press, this is the set up to the Ruthless Edge, but Jonnie was waiting, and he clips Reeve's knee out from under him with a broom passed to him by one of the puppies!
[Reeve goes down, and Jonnie tosses the broom to Pyscho, who smashes it over Reeve's head, Cerebus gets to his feet now as well.]
Toby Navel : STILLBORN CRADLE!
Jeremy Tucker : The Hellhounds just nailed Reeve with the Stillborn Cradle, and Pyscho makes the cover.
Johny Benson : 1 .................. 2 ................. 3!!!
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds win it, but they aren't through yet, they pick up Reeve, and Jonnie tosses in a table, looks like they are going to try and ......
Toby Navel: Theres hope on the horizon The Goodfellas!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas have come back to the arena!! They charge down the aisle and into the ring!! Jonnie Valentine hastily ushers his Hellhounds out of the ring; they want no part of the Goodfellas tonight!!!
Toby Navel: The Goodfellas are going to kill them at the Pay Per View!!!
[Andrew Fulton, who is now wearing a bookie visor, continues to scribe in his booklet.]
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas wave in the paramedics to attend to the older Tanner and Reeve.
Toby Navel: The ref leaves to give the official decision to the announcer.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Well there you have it, a big win to WAIT!!!
[CRASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds just delivered the Stillborn Cradle to the ref through the aboriginals announce table I didnt even know we HAD one of those!!!
Toby Navel: These Hellhounds need to be fired, or just shot in the head!!! Theyre pure evil!!!
Andrew Fulton: My friend, its been nice knowing you.
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[The Bad Boys music plays. Nikolai Zues and Jake Porter, along with Sweet Destiny, walks down to the ring. They all slide in. Zues demands a microphone and he is given one]
Jeremy Tucker: Here are those awful Bad Boys. Now Zues is going to talk.
Toby Navel: I see a lot of potential in this pairing.
[Zues picks the mic up to his face.]
Zues: You know, a lot of people are saying, why? Why are you guys doing this? I've told you many times that I do what I want, when I want, why I want. Porter's the same way! You see, a little while back, I went to Jake, when he was on the rise. I told him, "Hey man, are you tired of having no respect around here?" Jake said yes whats I gonna do about it? I told him, look here Jake, we can team up, and wreak havoc! So now this is the end results, BAD BOYS! And let me tell you this, you'll be seeing a lot of us nowadays. You see, I'm going to capture the Australian Heavyweight title and then the Television title, then we both will capture the tag team titles! Jake?
[Jake Porter has his hands on his waist. He has an exasperated expression on his face with a little hint of anger.]
Jake Porter: Yeah, exactly. I'm going to make sure people respect us for who we are. This is why I gotta do this.
[As Zues turns his back on Jake, Jake gives him a Last Call. Zues goes down in pain. Jake rolls out of the ring and then grabs a chair. He slides it in the ring then he folds the chair. He jabs the chair against Zues's throat then tosses it aside.]
Jake: You know what Zues, fuck this Bad Boys thing. See you later, jobber! You think you will win all the title's. you must be crazy! Thy will be mine, all mine. Latley i have hit a loosing streak, and when i sat back and thought of why, i realised, ever since you have been nagging me to form this stupid tag team, you are a distraction Zeus, and to top it all off, you go and try and steal MY glory, like i am your enforcer or something, forget that, i am THE FRANCHISE of Australia, i have bigger fish to fry than you, so take a hike, and Jonnie Valentine, YOUR MINE!
[Jake Porter and Sweet Destiny departs, leaving Zues gripping his throat.]
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Andrew Fulton : Just tell me something guys, what the hell does Triple B know about refereeing?
Toby Navel : I heard he has b..........
Andrew Fulton : Come to think of it, what does he know about wrestling either, he has about as much right to be in there with them two guys tonight as he does next week at the ppv!
Jeremy Tucker : So, you still don't think Triple B has a chance at the Down Under Derby?
Andrew Fulton : Heck No! They have both allready beaten him once, he's got no chance!
Toby Navel : Well, i think he can turn it around, and don't forget Andy, if he does, you got to streak in the ring!
Andrew Fulton : Don't matter, its not going to happen! (under his breathe) I hope.
[Cashout by Fugazi hits as the Tron spells out, I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Red fog begins to stream out across the stage as the first verse kicks in, and A7 makes his first appearance. Staring intently, he slowly looks from left to right as he makes his way down the ramp. Once in the ring, he climbs the middle turnbuckle and stares down the announcers without gesturing. Then, he hops down and leans against the ropes, arms crossed, waiting for the match to begin.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE GUEST REFEREE, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!
[Bill gets a nice pop, and waves to the crowd, then moves over towards A7, trying to pat him down, Plummer toys with him a bit at first, not letting him touch him, then lets him quickly get it over with.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING NOW, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 255LBS, ADAM "SEVEN" PLUMMER!
[Plummer also getting a mixed reaction, and he and Bill start exchanging words in the centre of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B trying to lay down the law to Seven, but Seven having none of it, getting right in Bills face now, and he is really taunting him.
Andrew Fulton : Seven has really impressed me since we came down here to Australia, hell, even before that he was one of the best, and now that he is here Down Under, he hasn't looked back!
Toby Navel : True Andy, but neither has Bill or this guy for that matter.
[Me Against Me by Project 86 hits and Nick Cairo runs down the rampway, Seven and Bill don't see him, as they are still arguing with each other, and Cairo slides in behind Seven, and moves right up behind him, just standing there.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo in the ring, and Plummer doesn't even know he is in there, and look at him now, he is mocking Seven!
[Nick Cairo can be seen behind A7 mimicking his every move, the crowd start laughing along, and Seven doesn't know why, he looks a bit frustrated, and now Triple B can't control himself and he starts laughing as well.]
A7 : What the heck are you laughing at Ninja boy?
Triple B : That!
[Bill points behind Seven to Cairo, Seven tuns around and ...]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Nick Cairo with a standing side kick, sends Seven to the ground. Seven bounces back to his feet, and Cairo whips him into the ropes, and Cairo connects with a sweet back heel kick!
Toby Navel : Big start here for Cairo, he has got the jump on Seven.
Andrew Fulton : Its Triple B's fault, what did he think he was doing distracting Plummer like that, it wouldn't surprise me if he and Nick concocted the whole plan earlier.
Jeremy Tucker : Plummer jumps back up to his feet again, and Cairo this time plants him with a few hard European uppercuts, Plummer is dazed, and Cairo nails him with a nice fishermans buster!
Toby Navel : Cairo drops for a cover and Triple B quickly drops for the count.
Triple B : 1 ................... 2 .................. (Plummer rolls a shoulder)
Andrew Fulton : Its going to take more than that to put away a competitor like Seven!
Jeremy Tucker : Seven can't even get into the match, Cairo jumped him from the get go, and has dominated ever since.
[Cairo aggressively picks Seven up, and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Seven blocks it, and sends Cairo flying over his head with a overhead belly to belly suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the opening he was waiting for, now lets see who is the better wrestler now that Cairo aint sneaking up behind him!
Toby Navel : I think that may of hurt Cairo, he is .......
Andrew Fulton : Let me tell you Toby, when Adam Plummer hits you with a move like that, you don't think it hurts, im telling you god damn well, you know its got to hurt!
Toby Navel : Yeah, yeah, (sarcastically) Cairo really hurt there from that move, and he is taking a while to get back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker : A bit more enthusiasm please Toby, he is only trying to help you out!
Toby Navel : Since when have you and him been so close Jerry?
[Plummer runs up and drills Cairo with a tight swinging neckbreaker.]
Andrew Fulton : Don't you worry abo ........
Toby Navel : SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM SEVEN, OHH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!
[Jeremy and Andrew both look at Toby, and he smiles a sarcastic smile at the pair of them.]
Toby Navel : How was that for you Jerry? You god damned piece of shit!
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
[Seven hits Cairo with a brianbuster, then drops for a cover.]
Triple B : 1 .................. 2 ........................ (Cairo kicks out.)
Toby Navel : You know what Jerry, I'm sick of you, sick to death of your bullying me around and treating me like a child!
Andrew Fulton : Hey, watch your mouth Toby! I'm the bully around here!
Toby Navel : Screw you to Fulton you knob, everyone knows your a hump, so i don't care what you say, you can't help it, but him ......
[Toby points at Jeremy Tucker while standing up. Meanwhile in the ring, Seven moves Cairo into the corner and starts working him over with some stiff knife edge chops.]
Toby Navel : He should no better! He should be helping me out around here, but instead all he is worried about is his precious job as head announcer. Christ, your worse that JR. Well, you can have your head announce position, because I'm through with your crap Jerry.
[Jeremy Tucker is just staring at Toby Navel dumbfounded, Toby rips off his headset and throws it to the floor, and makes his way up the rampway.]
Andrew Fulton (ignoring Toby) : Whoooooo! big chop there from Seven, hey Toby, what you think o.....
Jeremy Tucker : He's gone Andy!
Andrew Fulton : Huh?
[Seven Irish whips Cairo into the ropes, and then takes him over with a beautiful high elevation back body drop.]
Jeremy Tucker : He left, you were sitting right here! Weren't you listening to him?
Andrew Fulton : Toby, fuck no! I thought he was just whining about something like usual, besides, Seven was working over Cairo with some sweet chops!
[Cairo is on the mat, and Seven locks in a Half Boston Crab.]
Jeremy Tucker : What are we going to do, i just feel terrible!
Andrew Fulton : You'll get over it!
[Cairo screaming in pain, and trying to make it to the ropes, but Seven has the half crab locked in tight, and he is screaming as well, screaming at Triple B to ask Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill is down there right in position asking Nick Cairo if he submits, but Cairo refuses, and Seven releases the hold, and starts screaming at Bill that Cairo submitted!
Andrew Fulton : He did, i heard him myself!
Jeremy Tucker : You couldn't even hear Toby leaving us, like we are going to believe anything you hear!
Andrew Fulton : So, he just snapped, for no apparent reason?
Jeremy Tucker : It appears so, I'm sure we can work it all out after the show, for now though, it looks like Plummer has snapped, he just shoved Triple B right in the chest, and he is adamant that Cairo submitted!
[Triple B doesn't like getting pushed, and he pushes Plummer right back, who falls backwards into a schoolboy from Nick Cairo.]
Triple B : 1 .. 2 ..(Adam Plummer kicks out.)
Andrew Fulton : Heck, did you see that fast count!
Jeremy Tucker : He may of been a little over zealous.
Andrew Fulton : May of been? It was quick I'm telling you, and totally unwarranted. And Seven agrees, he jumps back up to his feet, nails Cairo with a T- Bone suplex and then gets right up in Bills face again.
Jeremy Tucker : This doesn't look very promising.
[Seven now poking Triple B in the chest with his finger, and Triple B can take no more, and he unloads with a vicious kick right to the head of Seven.]
[WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton : He ducked! Seven ducked and Triple B just leveled Nick Cairo with that vicious kick.
[Plummer smiles at Triple B and then lifts Nick Cairo up and drops him with a Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Plummer hangs on for the pin, and Triple B reluctantly drops for the count.
Triple B : 1 ................................................. 2 ......................................................... (Nick Cairo just gets the shoulder up.)
Andrew Fulton : You have got to be kidding me! This is the worst officiating i have ever seen, man, Bill blows at this more than the Lord of The Wrestlers did!
Jeremy Tucker : I happened to love that film, a true epic if there ever was one.
Andrew Fulton : Well, i just couldn't follow the story, there was something so damn familiar about that film, but i just can't put my finger on it!
[Jeremy Tucker just shakes his head at Fulton, and Seven floors Triple B with a Superkick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! He just floored the ref with that superkick!
Andrew Fulton : As well he should, Bill was never going to be a fair and true official, and im surprised frankly that it took him so long!
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Ventura Backbreaker into a falling DDT from no where. Cairo just drilled him with that one, where did he get the energy?
Andrew Fulton : From Triple B screwing Adam Plummer over and giving him enough time to recover that .........
Jeremy Tucker : Ok Andy, we get it, you think Triple B was favoring Cairo, give it a rest, your worse than Toby when you get going sometimes.
Andrew Fulton : Its comments like that that ran him off out of here in the first place.
Jeremy Tucker : Obelisk! Cairo caught Plummer there with a stiff Shinning Wizard, he drops for a cover, but Triple B isn't moving.
[Nick Cairo crawls over to Triple B and slaps him into consciousness.]
Andrew Fulton : Whats wrong with Triple B, he is a wrestler after all, not a weak ref, what happens, you put on the stripped shirt and all of a sudden, the slightest contact can render you a blubbering mess?
Jeremy Tucker : I would hardly call a superkick to the chin from one Adam Plummer the slightest contact, but Triple B is moving now.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Twist of Fate, no Plummer turns it into a Stunner, thats the Turning of the Worm, and Cairo is out!
[Adam Plummer screams at Triple B to count, and he drops for the cover.]
Triple B : 1 ....................... 2 .......................... 3!!!!
Andrew Fulton : He did it, Triple B made the count, as well he should!
[Cashout by Fugazi hits and Seven raises his arm in the air in victory.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B with the cheap shot, plants Seven with a superkick of his own, thats a receipt right there!
[Bill then grabs Nick Cairo checking on him to make sure he is ok, then tosses him out of the ring over the top rope, and goes back to Seven, locking on the Dis - Locator as the show starts to fade.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Triple B leaving both Nick Cairo and Adam Plummer laying, we'll see you all next week folks, when Ring Syndicate Australia presents our first ppv, the Down Under Derby, live from the Royal Melbourne Showgrounds in Melbourne!
[Scene fades to black.]
Jeremy Tucker : Hello everyone, and welcome to No Mans Land! what a great ni.........
Andrew Fulton : Your mother pal!
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Ohh nothing Jerry, this kid in the crowd must of seen me blowing his mother is all!
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, well, moving on, this promisises to be a huge night, the final No Mans Land before the Down Under Derby PPV.
Toby Navel : Things sure are livening up around here, why, how abo......
Jeremy Tucker : Not right now Toby, we got a schedule to keep!
[Toby looks over at Jeremy, dissapointment like a puppy dog on his face.]
Jeremy Tucker: DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG! DAN! DENONG!
Andrew Fulton: Stop it damn it!
Toby Navel: Yes were back on the Dandenong Basketball Stadium here in the beautiful city of Melbourne, Australia!
Jeremy Tucker: I think we already know that Navel.
Toby Navel: Yes but you never let me introduce the show, so I had
Andrew Fulton: [interrupting] In more important notes, Toby Navel will be interviewed later on the show about his new weird tattoo in the middle of his forehead!
Toby Navel: You bastard thats the DELL logo you made in my forehead with your laptop last week. But you know what? Im going to the gym, and Im gonna grow up stronger than you, and one day youll see who IS TOBY NAVEL!
Andrew Fulton: If you keep boring me next time Ill bring a desktop or a cash register machine
Toby Navel: Eh you wouldnt you know I was just fooling around with you friend.
Andrew Fulton: Im not your friend.
[The lights in the arena go black except for a spot light shinning on the entranceway, and smoke starts to rise off. Thunderstruck by AC/DC starts playing. As the smoke hits the Ring Syn-Tron the rest of the tornado is shown. At the first thunderstruck, a lighting bolt hits the spot where the smoke started. The tornado stops and Zeus appears sitting there on his bike. After Zeus rides to the ring, he slides in under the ropes, and walks to the center of the ring. Raises one arm then slams it down. Lighting bolts come down onto all four-ring posts and white pyrotechnics comes out of the ring posts]
Frank Salazar: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! COMING FIRST TO THE RING FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA! WEIGHING IN THREE-HUNDRED TWENTYFIVE POUNDS AND STANDING SIX FEET WITH SIX INCHES! NIIIIKOLAASSSS ZEEEEUSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: [amazed] What an entrance!
Jeremy Tucker: Deja vu.
Andrew Fulton: THE NEXT BIG STEROIDS FREAK GAME THE UNDERKANE!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know why Im saying this but just leave the guy alone Fulton. He has been winning his encounters here in Australia lately. He has two in a row!
Andrew Fulton: Well last night I jerked off four in a row so
Toby Navel: Do you always have to be so disgusting?
Andrew Fulton: Do you always have to be so naïve? You always have to be such an idiot? Dont you understand we dont want you here half-ass rookie? Dont you realize you have no talent at all moron? The psychologist didnt tell you youre stuck in your Psychosexual Anal Stage?
Toby Navel: No he said Oral
Jeremy Tucker: Oh Navel, you defend yourself better being quite.
[Tito jogs down to the ring, getting a mild reaction from the people of Melbourne]
Frank Salazar: AND THE OPPONENT! HAILING FROM CONZUMEL MEXICO! WEIGHING IN TWO-HUNDRED THRITY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET TALL! ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY TIGERHEART RAAALLLLLYYY JACKSOONNNNNN!
Andrew Fulton: Hey Rally is standing on the entranceway! Rally! Rally!
Jeremy Tucker: Meh groupie.
[Huge pop from the crowd, they start chanting TIGER HEART! TIGER HEART!]
Frank Salazar: TIIIIIITTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Its a shame we havent see Tito on RSA television lately.
Andrew Fulton: I havent missed him. What I miss is Rally Jackson and a lot of other things we cant find in this small island.
Toby Navel: Dont start over again with the same ol story.
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, youre like a kid crying and sobbing and moaning always. [Mocking Fulton] Once I was the color commentator of a world famous corporation. Once I was this and that. You suck Fulton. Your life sucks.
Andrew Fulton: Its true. Thanks to Melboring thats true. Anyone with any sense of super realization would be like me. I love the I W
Toby Navel: Shit! Zeus didnt wait too long to start the action and did a Lou Thesz Press on Tito! Stiff punches to the face!
Jeremy Tucker: Very stiff. Zeus gets him up and back drops him Tito escapes in the air and pushes Zeus to the ropes quick roll up! The official ref for this match, El Atlético, drops to the mat for the count.
El Atlético: One Two . . (Zeus kicks out)
Toby Navel: Zeus was surprised by that maneuver and
[Zeus gets up and clocks Tito in the mouth with a solid big boot that echoed in the stadium]
Toby Navel: and I guess he doesnt like surprises.
Jeremy Tucker: Awful big boot was that one. Zeus covers Tito with one hand.
El Atlético: One Two . ..Three (Shoulder up by Tito!)
Andrew Fulton: Well Im going to get a cup of coffee. Anybody want some?
Jeremy Tucker:
Toby Navel: Well yeah! Bring me a cup
Andrew Fulton: Go and get it then you useless bag of shit. Youre not even a Glad bag of shit, youre one of those cheap bags that comes with groceries.
[Fulton leaves the announcers table and walks up the ramp yes hes going to drink his coffee]
Toby Navel: I knew Fulton couldnt be so nice.
Jeremy Tucker: That means its only you and me for the rest of this match.
Toby Navel: Yeah! Without Fulton around!
Jeremy Tucker: Just dont have an erection because of it ok?
Toby Navel: Hey you talked like Fulton
Jeremy Tucker: Did I? Zeus Irish whips Tito to the ropes and receives him with a powerslam! Grapevine pins the newbie.
El Atlético: One Two (Tito kicks out)
Toby Navel: Zeus chokes Tito in the mat! El Atlético orders him to stop the blatant choke.
Jeremy Tucker: Zeus stands up and starts to verbally fight with the ref.
Toby Navel: What a temper. Zeus goes back to work on Tito and Irish whips him again to the ropes, tries to hug Tito for what I suppose was going to be a belly-to-belly suplex but Tito slides between Zeuss legs and dropkicks the back of his head! Nice dropkick from the rookie!
Jeremy Tucker: A rookie calling other a rookie. How can you suppose what move was going to execute Zeus with the hug. It could have been a bear hug submission move or a bear hug slam or any other variation of belly-to-belly
Toby Navel: Thats why I said; I suppose. You should learn to hear, and analyze what is said.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh now youre trying to teach me something? Grow up crows and theyll take your eyes out.
Toby Navel: Zeus stands up a little dizzy and Tito kicks him in the gut DDT! A Dee! Dee! Tee! by Tito!!!
Jeremy Tucker: And well executed. Tito goes for the cover!
El Atlético: One ..Two .Three!!! (Zeus pushes Tito off his body!)
Toby Navel: Bad luck that a DDT is not enough to beat someone like Zeus. I feel sorry for Tito.
Jeremy Tucker: Rally is scratching his head did he think teaching how to perform a DDT to Tito was enough to beat Zeus?
Toby Navel: I dont know. But what I know is that several people underestimate Zeus, and they are dead wrong.
Jeremy Tucker: Tito waits away from Zeus. Zeus starts to get up and Tito runs to him clothesline by Zeus! Zeus almost took Titos head by surprise with that stiff clothesline!
Toby Navel: Whats on Zeus mind? Hes taking the protector pad out of one of the turnbuckles!
Jeremy Tucker: Nothing good is on Zeus mind, obviously not good intentions.
[Zeus walks toward Tito and forces him to stand up, Irish whips him in the direction of the unprotected turnbuckle!]
Toby Navel: Tito reverses the Irish whip and Zeus hits the unprotected turnbuckle with his back instead!
Jeremy Tucker: Tito takes impulse and rushes to the hurt Zeus with a flying forearm smash!
Toby Navel: But Zeus dropped to the mat just in time, so Tito flies over him and hits terribly the unprotected turnbuckle! Zeus with a schoolboy pin!
El Atlético: One .. Two (Zeus grabs the pants) Three!!!
Frank Salazar: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PIN FALL IS NIKOLAS ZEUS!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Wait a minute seems like Zeus is not done yet!
[Zeus picks up Tito on his shoulder and slams his back against the same unprotected turnbuckle]
Jeremy Tucker: That bastard of Zeus is slapping Titos face! Turns his back and lifts him up in an inverted crucifix powerbomb position! The match is over! This is not necessary!
Toby Navel: Oh no! Zeus sends Titos head straight to the canvas in a tombstone piledriver! The Wrath of Zeus! Thats terrible!
Jeremy Tucker: So terrible he already retired a wrestler with that finisher. T. Diablo was his name I think.
Toby Navel: But look Rally is behind Zeus! Zeus turns around and gets kicked in the gut dominator into cradle piledriver! Sorry Miss Jackson!
Jeremy Tucker: I Am For Real! Zeus is unconscious in the mat as the audience goes nuts!
Toby Navel: Rally helps Tito to his feet and to the back. What a match!
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[The camera goes back on, and Excellence is standing the middle of the ring. He coughs, letting the crowd know he is there, and then begins to speak ]
Excellence: I know you all came here to see me, Excellence, wrestle tonight. But, I am taking a little off time. You see, I am getting ready for my match with The Incredible Y in the Down Under Derby! For a long time now, there has been some bad blood boiling between him and I. When we get into the Down Under Derby, it will all be settled.
[The crowd gives out a mild cheer, not really all that excited. Excellence begins to speak again, when another voice interrupts him. ]
Voice: I'm sorry. But, do you really think that this is necessary?
[Excellence gets a confused look on his face, looking around for the source of the voice ]
Excellence: Who the hell do you think you are?
Voice: Call me one of your most loving fans.
[Suddenly, a man runs out from the audience, wearing a black duster, with neck length red braided hair. He throws down the microphone, and slides into the ring, Excellence doesn't notice. ]
Man : Hey...behind you.
[Excellence spins around, just as the man leaps up... standing drop kick! Excellence goes down. The man delivers a toe kick to Excellence's side. He kneels down next to Excellence, and whispers real softly in the mic ]
Man : Tonight, your career ends.
[The man spits in Excellence's face, grabbing onto Exellence's collar and lifting him up. He yells into the mic. ]
Man : Give up!
[Excellence is finally regaining his senses. Blood dripping down from his forehead, he glares at Martyr. Just as Martyr stops speaking, Excellence runs at the stranger, attempting to clothesline. But, Excellence is still a bit clumsy, and the attacker, easily ducks under, grabbing onto Excellence's legs and pulling them out from under him. With Excellence downed, he removes his coat. Under the coat...a black tank top with a bleeding eye, and under that, a fishnet shirt...his arms are scarred and tattooed with occult symbols... his chest is scarred... A single chain is wrapped around his chest. Wide-legged black S&M pants hang loosely on his body. With a wicked smile, he begins to remove the chain. Kneeling ontop of Excellence, he finds the nearby mic again and begins to speak. ]
Man : You should have given up.
[The man slams the mic into Excellence's back, then grabs the back of his head, and slams his face into the mat. After rubbing it in, he lets go, taking the chain with both hands, and wrapping it around Excellence's neck, so he can still hold onto both ends of the chain. He pulls back on the chain, choking the downed man. Excellence's hands try and pry off the chain, but to no end. Finally, the man gets up, and pulls Excellence up with him. Still holding the chains, he takes a few steps back... and, pulling Excellence back... lands another drop kick... hitting the upper back... knocking Excellence forward, onto his bloody face. the man gets up quickly, grinning. He slams his foot into Excellence's side again. This time, Excellence begins to curl up into a fetal position, and starts coughing. ]
man : Tuly Pathetic..
[Grabbing onto the other end of the chain, he lifts Excellence up. With a swift kick to the face, Excellence is sent tumbling to the mat. Finally, the man releases the chain. Licking his lips, he finds the microphone, and begins to speak one last time... ]
Man: Excellence, your time here is up...
[With a flick of his wrist, the man tosses the microphone at Excellence, and climbs out of the ring. As an after thought, Martyr grabs his coat, then proceeds to climb over the ropes. Medics rush into the ring, putting the crippled Excellence onto a stretcher and removing him from the ring. The camera fades as Martyr walks up the ramp, putting his coat back on. ]
Man (into the camera ): For those who dont know, the names Martyr! And Incredible Y, I'll be seeing you at the Down Under Derby PPV!
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Toby Navel: And here we go with our next match, James Murdock and The Incredible Y!
Jeremy Tucker: Murdock's been awful quiet this week.
Andrew Fulton: He's a Goodfella.
Jeremy Tucker: And that means?
Andrew Fulton: Ownage~!
["Place your hands" by Reef hits.]
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is set for one fall! Introducing first, weighing at 230lbs and standing 6'0", from Parts Unknown....THE INCREEEEEEEEEEDIBLEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
[Y walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.]
Frank Salazar: And his opponent.....
Jeremy Tucker: Y got his 1st win last week against Jake Porter.
Andrew Fulton: But had his 1st loss to James and Adrian, so Nyah.
[Thunderkiss 65 by White Zombie hits and James Murdock steps through the curtain with his arms raised. He starts to walk down the ramp.]
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell? Jake Porter?? Porter just nailed Murdock with a steel chair!
Andrew Fulton: Damnit! Someone get that idiot out of here! He's ruining the Owning session!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter going to town on Murdock with that chair. He drops the chair and pulls James up to his feet, and drops James with the "Revolver!" (modified Flatliner)
Toby Navel: That's Jake's opponent's and James own tag team partner's move!
Andrew Fulton: No Shit Sherlock. Why hasnt this match been thrown out yet?
Jeremy Tucker: The bell never rang.
Andrew Fulton: What? Thats ludacris! Murdock's in no shape to compete!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter's dragging Murdock toward the ring now. and Hey,....Adrian!
Andrew Fulton: That a boy.
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian Tanner nails Porter from behind, and is now chasing porter through the crowd!
Toby Navel: Y is going outside now. He rolls James into the ring and pulls him to his feet, ....Powerbomb! Mark Maxim ready for the count..
Referee Mark Maxim: 1............2..........3!
Frank Salazar: Your winner, The Incredible Y!!!!
["Place your hands" by Reef hits again, as Y stands in the ring celebrating, but he doesnt stand long because Adrian Tanner comes back in and nails Y with a clothesline then sends him to the floor.
Tanner goes to check on his partner as we goto commercial.]
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[Commissioner Brown is in the ring. He has the microphone.]
Jeremy Tucker: Why is Brown out here?
Toby Navel: I don't know.
Commissioner Brown: It has come to my attention that there was a body bag incident last week at No Mans Land. Now, I would like to address that issue. Therefore, anyone who's responsible for bagging Mars, come forward!
[The crowd goes silent. Brown is standing, waiting patiently.]
Jeremy Tucker: Commissioner has called out those notorious "BB"!
Commissioner Brown: I can't wait all night, just bring you asses out here!
[At that cue, the arena goes dark for a few minutes. Then as the lights go back on, Nikolas Zues and Jake Porter is in the ring. Brown is already in the body bag.]
Zues: As if you didn't know, Brown? I sent all those damn hints! Hell I sent an email to you.
Porter: Brown, now you know. All these fans know. All those workers in the back know.
Zues: That's right. And let me introduce to you, our manager, SWEET DESTINY!
Sweet Destiny: Hello, y'all. My name is Sweet Destiny, and let me tell you something. When the Bad Boys vignettes started airing, I just knew I had to be part of it. Last week, while I was sitting at home, I was contacted by this man, Jake Porter, to come manage us. I agreed, after all I get wet just thinking about aligning myself with them!
[The men laugh]
Zues: Let's not waste time here, we got work to do!
[The three depart, leaving the bag in the ring as we fade to commercial]
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit. Your referee is Jimmy Nor.
[The Science of Selling Yourself Short by Less than Jake begins to play over the speakers.]
Frank Salazar: Now making his way to the ring from Tucson, Arizona at 6 2 and 222 lbs Adrian Tanner Jr.
[Tanner makes his way towards the ring and climbs in spins around and goes to the second rope top pose for the fans.]
Jeremy Tucker: Thats odd, what happened to Tanners big entrance?
Andrew Fulton: Ha! They must still be paying off Christians medical bills from his run-in with Mars.
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt?
Jeremy Tucker: I seriously doubt that.
[Sabotage by the Beastie Boys begins to play over the speakers.]
Frank Salazar: Now introducing from Los Angeles, California at 6 6 and 255 lbs Jake Porter.
[The arena goes dark and white spotlight shines down on the ramp as Porter makes his way to the ring.]
Toby Navel: Porter looks very focused.
[Porter slides into the ring and leans backwards on the far set of turnbuckles.]
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, Porter is coming off a disappointing loss to the Incredible Y. He looks to turn his luck around here against a young Adrian Tanner.
[The referee is checking out both men, and he signals for the bell.]
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter rushes Tanner, wasting no time. He forces him to the corner with right after left.
Toby Navel: But Tanner turns it around and hits Porter with short quick jabs to the stomach.
[Tanner snap mares Porter over before dropping a knee across his head.]
Toby Navel: Tanner drags Porter up by his hair before whipping him into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Porter with the reversal and a quick knee to the mid section.
[Gut wrench suplex by Porter and a quick elbow. He hooks the leg for the cover.]
Toby Navel: One.
[Easy kickout by Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whip to the ropes and a clothesline by Porter.
[Porter picks Tanner up and connects with a swinging neck breaker. Porter then climbs to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Risky move from the big guy.
[Porter stands on the top turnbuckle and faces the crowd.]
Toby Navel: Porter with a back elbow on Tanner.
[Porter lifts Tanner to his feet. Reverse Neckbreaker by Porter.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter is trying to really wear down Tanner here.
Toby Navel: Tanners beginning to fight back
[Porter squats down on the small of Tanners back.]
Jeremy Tucker: Not for long.
[Porter with a sloppy Half-crab.]
Toby Navel: Porter is not known for his submission moves
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, I can see why.
[Porter lets go of the hold and gets to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are beginning to Jeer Porter.
[Porter picks Tanner up and nails snap suplex, Porter holds onto the hold and another and a third and then a fourth.]
Toby Navel: Porter is mocking Tanner by copying his moves.
Andrew Fulton: Hey, there must be some sort of copyright law against that!
Jeremy Tucker: Porter picks Tanner up and goes for another suplex.
Toby Navel: Adrian blocks and wraps him up in a small package.
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two Th
[Porter kicks out and whips Tanner into the ropes.]
Toby Navel: Tanner reverses and slams his fist into Porter's stomach.
[Tanner Kneelifts Porter in the face before jumping to the second turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner with a big Tornado DDT.
[Tanner picks Porter up and floats over and hooks on a Camel Clutch.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner is starting to work on the back of Porter.
Toby Navel: The ref is checking on Porter.
[Tanner releases the hold and whips Porter into the ropes.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reversal by Porter and a big clothesline.
[Porter follows with a DDT and then drags Tanner to his feet.]
Toby Navel: Porter with a Cradle Piledriver.
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two Th
[Kickout out by Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner manages to escape because Porter didn't hook the leg.
Andrew Fulton: Adrian would never make a mistake like that.
Toby Navel: Whose side are you on?
Andrew Fulton: Shut up!
Jeremy Tucker: That was close, both of these guys are exhausted and either one of them can still win this match.
[Tanner hooks Porter up in a fishermans suplex.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr (Kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Another close call there.
[Tanner hooks Porter up and hits a snap suplex, then a second and a third, holding on all the while.]
Andrew Fulton: That is what the real thing looks like.
[Tanner hooks Porter up and nails a big sit down power bomb and hooks the shoulders.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr (Kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Yet another close call.
[Tanner pushes Porter into the ropes but gets reversed and hit with a big boot to the face.
Toby Navel: Porter with the Cover One Two Thre
Jeremy Tucker: Quick kickout by Tanner and both men are back to their feet.
[Kick to the stomach by Porter and a German suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker: Another Cover by Porter One Two Three Kickout!
Toby Navel: Two count!! Two Count!! Porter is berating the ref.
[Porter whips Tanner into the turnbuckle but the move is reversed, and
Porter jumps onto the second turnbuckle and connects with a flying body press.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two
Toby Navel: Tanner rolls through into a cover One Two Th Kickout.
Jeremy Tucker: Yet another close pin.
[Porter whips Tanner into the ropes and nails a drop kick to the face.]
Jeremy Tucker: Great height there from the big guy.
[Porter picks Tanner up and connects with a double under hook belly to back suplex and follows with a running leg drop. He climbs to the middle rope and goes for a diving head butt.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner moves and Porter eats canvas. He follows it up with boots to the head and back and then he cinches in the reverse chin lock. The ref asks Porter if he wants to give. But Porter won't quit.
[Tanner gets bored of the hold and releases it and sets him up for a suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker: He drags Porter up and whips him to the ropes before nailing him with a knee to the mid section. Elbow drop by Tanner.
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
[Kickout by Porter. Tanner pulls Porter up and nails a huge impact DDT. He drags him up and hits a swinging neck breaker before going for the cover.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Porter. Tanner now hooks up Porter for a suplex.
[Tanner nails a Northern Lights Suplex.]
Toby Navel: Cover One Two Thr
[Porter kicks out and Tanner goes for a big standing clothesline.]
Jeremy Tucker: Porter ducks under into a rear waist lock and nails a big belly to back suplex.
[Tanner lands right on top of the ref.]
Toby Navel: Jimmy Nor is out!
Andrew Fulton: Maybe the boss should make the refs where helmets. HA!
Andrew Fulton: OH YEAH!!!
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt???
[The Hellhounds burst from the back and charge the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: The boys are back in town!
[Purgatorys Puppies are going wild.]
Jeremy Tucker: The Hounds have just laid both men out with florescent lights.
[Hardcore Jonnie Valentine begins to make his way to ringside.]
Toby Navel: Wwhhaatt???
[Porter and Tanner are both engulfed in flame as the Hellhounds blow out a pair of huge fireballs.]
Andrew Fulton: Yes, yes, yes!!!
[Valentine climbs in the ring laying Tanner on top of Porter.]
Jeremy Tucker: Valentine seems to be trash talking Porter as he moves to wake up the ref.
[Jimmy Nor slowly begins to count.]
Toby Navel: IS HE BLIND!!!
[Valentine and the Hounds start backing up the ramp.]
Andrew Fulton DO IT!!!
[They stop at the top to watch the pin.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cover One Two
Toby Navel: NO!!!
Andrew Fulton: YES!!!
Jeremy Tucker: THREE
[Valentine points down at the ring and makes a throat slashing gesture before taking the Hellhound to the back.]
Toby Navel: Thats two weeks in a row where the ref has cost Porter the match!
Andrew Fulton: No, I think Jonnie Valentine did it to him this week.
Toby Navel: Aarrgghh! You know what I mean!
Frank Salazar: The winner of the match as result of pinfall Adrian Tanner Jr.
[The EMTs begin to make their way to ringside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Lets take a break while the EMTs do their job.
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[The shot cuts to a young man, early thirties, walking the hallway backstage. He's wearing a black polo shirt, khaki pants, some brown boots, a nice pair of wireframe glasses, and his short brown hair is slicked back a little. He stops a passing crewmember.]
Guy: Hey, you seen Commissioner Brown?
Crewman: No, but his office is down the hall, last door on the left.
Guy: Thanks. If you see him, tell him C. K. Panic is waiting for him and he's here to discuss all the things that need fixing around here.
[C. K. Panic walks off, leaving a bewildered crewmember standing by himself.]
Toby Navel: C. K. Panic?! Is he the "Mr. Fixit" that's been hinted about these past few shows?
Andrew Fulton: The more important question is: who cares?!
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"Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall entering first, weighing in at 240 lbs HERO!
Hero enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: And his opponent weighing 340 lbs MARS!
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Hero and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: I would not like to be in Heros shoes right now.
Toby Navel: You said it, Jeremy.
Andrew Fulton: You said it, Jeremy God, climb out of his ass.
Toby Navel: Shut up, Fulton. Hero is pacing now, trying to think of a way to start against this monster, Mars
Jeremy Tucker: Well Hero has a right to be cautious. Mars is seven feet tall, thats a freakin big guy. Hero cant rush anything here.
Hero charges with a shoulder barge that knocks Mars back, but not down. Hero follows up with some right hands.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero on the attack now! Heros going for it!
Toby Navel: Ohhh not for long. Mars just cut Heros offence off with a stiff knee to the ribs there wait a minute
Jeremy Tucker: POWERBOMB!
Toby Navel: Hero could have been broken in half there!
Andrew Fulton: Nah he looks fine to me. Do it again, Mars!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars into the cover early here
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: Near fall there, Hero has to get back on the offence at some point. Mars has Hero back to his feet whip to the ropes by Mars, but Hero comes back with a cross body!
Jeremy Tucker: Cover by Hero!
Referee Don El Don:
1-
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: Hero is right back onto Mars. Hes laying in with some stiff kicks and stomps now folks, trying to do as much damage as possible whilst the big man is down.
Toby Navel: Mars is fighting his way back up now ohh and a thumb to the eyes of Hero wait though! Hero with a roll up!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: So close!
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah but not close enough. Hero needs to start hitting some more high impact offence and soon. Hero has Mars back up whats he doing now DDT by Hero! Into another cover!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Toby Navel: No just two Hero needs to keep his cool and keep up the attack.
Jeremy Tucker: Well in any case Mars is getting back to his feet as Hero awaits him Hero is poised behind Mars now
Toby Navel: Ohhh! Sweet German suplex by Hero!
Jeremy Tucker: Hero could have him here!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: No! Mars kicked out again!
Toby Navel: Heros quickly back to his feet, stomping away again all over Mars Mars shoves Hero off him and now Mars is back to his feet!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars with a whip to Hero wait a minute Slingshot Clothesline by Mars! Hero just got nailed by that clothesline, and now Mars is stalking Hero!
Toby Navel: Dont get up, Hero! Dont turn around!
Jeremy Tucker: CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM!
Toby Navel: Its over!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: What?!
Toby Navel: The resilience of Hero comes through once again! Hero is still in this thing!
Andrew Fulton: Dont count on it look what Mars is doing.
Jeremy Tucker: Uh-oh!
Toby Navel: Mars setting Hero up in that inverted body vice OHHH! Into the Brainbuster powerbomb! Apocalypse he calls it! Its got to be over!
Referee Don El Don:
1
2 .
3!!
Ring Announcer Frank Salazar: Here is your winner MARS!
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Toby Navel: Puppies!
Jeremy Tucker: You see puppies?
Toby Navel: I see lots of puppies.
Jeremy Tucker: Are they big beautifully sweaty bouncing puppies?
Toby Navel: no. Theyre scattered, wicked, psychotic, chaotic, and down-right evil puppies!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh, you mean purgatories puppies. Theyre moving to the front rows like an infestation.
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson hits the PA system, as Hardcore Jonnie Valentine leads his Hellhounds down the long isle to the ring.]
Toby Navel: In just one week, these Hellhounds meet the Goodfellas.
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, but tonight, they have a warm-up match in the form of isolating Ruthless Reeve.
[No sooner said, and Reeve walks out to Hot to Death by Everlast]
Toby Navel: Look! The Goodfellas are accompanying Reeve!!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie Valentine discussing things over with the referee, Johnny Benson, and Benson runs out to meet the Goodfellas. Theyre arguing, much pointing between the group. Valentine smiling ear-to-ear back in the ring. The Goodfellas are being told to return to the backstage area!
Toby Navel: Yes, but Christian Tanner isnt budging. The ref telling him to return, but Tanner digs in his pocket, and produces a managers license from his wallet He gets to stay as Reeves manager!
Jeremy Tucker: The ref has to allow it!
Toby Navel: Reeve steps onto the ring, he seems hesitant to step in.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds have no such reservations; they run up to grab him Plancha!!
Toby Navel: I cant believe what I just saw!! Reeve, the seven foot tall giant just executed a standing plancha on the Hellhounds from over the ropes This guy thinks hes a luchador!!
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds reeling from that surprise attack, Reeve with a quick half belly-to-belly on Psycho. Cerberus turns toward Reeve and a devastating Samoan neck breaker by Reeve!!
Toby Navel: Reeve appears to be isolating Cerberus now, apparently trying to wear the bigger man down. Reeve with a powerful gutwrench powerbomb to Cerberus, Psycho runs in for a save, but is countered with a big boot to the face! I wonder if Reeve can pull off a victory!
Jeremy Tucker: He could make a believer out of me! Reeve with a Tazplex to Cerberus (cobra clutch overhead release), he backs up Eye of the Hurricane!!
Toby Navel: This mixture of high-flyer and power moves just may be the perfect combination to keep the Hellhounds guessing!!
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is climbing the ropes now did I just say that? Ruthless Reeve is climbing the fricken ropes now!!!
Toby Navel: Hes taking high-flyer to new levels!!
Jeremy Tucker: This is crazy. Cerberus is up; hes looking around the ring.
Toby Navel: Reeve in position Hurricanranna!! Reeve just pulled off a huge Hurricanrana!!
Jeremy Tucker: But Cerberus held on to Reeve. He didnt let go Reeve is screaming. Cerberus is biting the testicals of Ruthless Reeve!!!
Toby Navel: This is just sick.
Jeremy Tucker: Sick but effective! The ref utilizing his five-count, but it isnt soon enough for the now crying Reeve. Cerberus breaks the hold, and Psycho joins him as the two look over the fallen Reeve, lying in fetal position with tears streaming down his face!!
Toby Navel: Hey, anyone would be crying at a bite to the groin.
Andrew Fulton: I can testify to that.
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus reaches into his pants, he pulls out a meat thermometer! Oh God, and the denigration begins anew!
Toby Navel: Hes carving up Reeves face. This is just inhumane! I cant watch!
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho climbing the ropes for some of his own high-flying. He sits at the top, and Johnnie Valentine hands up a burlap sack!
Toby Navel: Whats in that sack!?!
Jeremy Tucker: Barbed wire!! Psycho is wrapping himself in the barbed wire!!
Toby Navel: Oh the humanity!
Jeremy Tucker: Leap, and a moonsault to the sprawled Reeve!
Toby Navel: I can barely even see Reeve covered with all that blood!
Jeremy Tucker: Its going to get worse, Cerberus out of the ring now, and moving the guardrail closer. Psycho brings the limp form of Reeve outside and lays him over the guardrail. Cerberus reaches into the crowd of puppies he pulls back a ten-pound weight!!
[THUDD!!!]
Toby Navel: I dont need to know what happened.
Andrew Fulton: He got waylaid.
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho lifts Reeve up Skytwister into the audience!! Those puppies tore Adam Seven Plummer to pieces a few weeks ago; what will they do to Reeve?
Toby Navel: Tbomb Tanner charging after Jonnie Valentine!! He wails on his back, Valentine taken by surprise, and the Hellhounds dont see it!!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner with an Irish whip and Valentine goes crashing into the steel steps!!
Toby Navel: This crowd is cheering for Tbomb Tanner!!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner walking over to the huddled form of Valentine Iron Claw!!
Toby Navel: Iron Claw!?!
Jeremy Tucker: The iron claw!! I havent seen that move since I cant remember when Ive last seen that move!!
Toby Navel: Thats no ordinary claw; hes got a rag on his hand Ill bet I know whats soaking that rag!
Jeremy Tucker: Its chloroform!!
Toby Navel: That evil bastard had a thousand tricks up his sleeve.
Andrew Fulton: As a card-carrying member of purgatories puppies Ill have to report that comment.
Toby Navel: Whats Valentine going to do; sick his Hellhounds on me?
Andrew Fulton: Expect a visit.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds are on to Tbomb.
Toby Navel: Now Tanner was just trying to even the odds, and now they triple-team him. He doesnt deserve this!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie lays Tbomb Tanner on a table bridging the railing and the apron. Cerberus stands by the ropes, and Psycho runs and gets back body dropped by Cerberus into a senton splash on Tanner through the table!
Toby Navel: Damn those Hellhounds!! Damn them straight to Hell!!!
[Andrew Fulton diligently writes all the curses Toby says in a small notebook.]
Jeremy Tucker: Now Cerberus brings Tanner up by the hair. Psycho climbs up to the second rope; dragging Tanner with him. He passes him back to Cerberus, who holds him in a handing supplex
[BLAMM!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: Aaagh!!! Psycho with a tombstone piledriver!!! A huge tombstone piledriver!!!
Andrew Fulton: Heard you the first time buddy.
Toby Navel : Reeve getting to his feet, still bucketing out blood, what is he, superhuman?
Andrew Fulton : Certainly not.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve runs towards both Hellhounds, and takes them down with a huge double clothesline!
Toby Navel : The Ruthless One mounting a comeback.
Jeremy Tucker : He wont give in, no matter what the odds. Reeve picks up Ceberus and plants him with a huge gut wrench suplex.
Toby Navel : He turns around, and catches Pyscho with a vicous big boot, right to the jaw!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve is on fire, he still looks a litte wonky from all the loss of blood, but keeps on going forward.
[Reeve grabs Cerebus and hits a Reverse death valley driver!]
Toby Navel : What a move! that could be it!
Jeremy Tucker : No Toby, Pyscho getting back to his feet, and Reeve see's him coming, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Toby Navel : Maybe we should call that one Clothesline to Home!
Andrew Fulton : Been waiting all week for that one have you Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve picks up Pyscho in a gorilla press, this is the set up to the Ruthless Edge, but Jonnie was waiting, and he clips Reeve's knee out from under him with a broom passed to him by one of the puppies!
[Reeve goes down, and Jonnie tosses the broom to Pyscho, who smashes it over Reeve's head, Cerebus gets to his feet now as well.]
Toby Navel : STILLBORN CRADLE!
Jeremy Tucker : The Hellhounds just nailed Reeve with the Stillborn Cradle, and Pyscho makes the cover.
Johny Benson : 1 .................. 2 ................. 3!!!
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds win it, but they aren't through yet, they pick up Reeve, and Jonnie tosses in a table, looks like they are going to try and ......
Toby Navel: Theres hope on the horizon The Goodfellas!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas have come back to the arena!! They charge down the aisle and into the ring!! Jonnie Valentine hastily ushers his Hellhounds out of the ring; they want no part of the Goodfellas tonight!!!
Toby Navel: The Goodfellas are going to kill them at the Pay Per View!!!
[Andrew Fulton, who is now wearing a bookie visor, continues to scribe in his booklet.]
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas wave in the paramedics to attend to the older Tanner and Reeve.
Toby Navel: The ref leaves to give the official decision to the announcer.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Well there you have it, a big win to WAIT!!!
[CRASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds just delivered the Stillborn Cradle to the ref through the aboriginals announce table I didnt even know we HAD one of those!!!
Toby Navel: These Hellhounds need to be fired, or just shot in the head!!! Theyre pure evil!!!
Andrew Fulton: My friend, its been nice knowing you.
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[The Bad Boys music plays. Nikolai Zues and Jake Porter, along with Sweet Destiny, walks down to the ring. They all slide in. Zues demands a microphone and he is given one]
Jeremy Tucker: Here are those awful Bad Boys. Now Zues is going to talk.
Toby Navel: I see a lot of potential in this pairing.
[Zues picks the mic up to his face.]
Zues: You know, a lot of people are saying, why? Why are you guys doing this? I've told you many times that I do what I want, when I want, why I want. Porter's the same way! You see, a little while back, I went to Jake, when he was on the rise. I told him, "Hey man, are you tired of having no respect around here?" Jake said yes whats I gonna do about it? I told him, look here Jake, we can team up, and wreak havoc! So now this is the end results, BAD BOYS! And let me tell you this, you'll be seeing a lot of us nowadays. You see, I'm going to capture the Australian Heavyweight title and then the Television title, then we both will capture the tag team titles! Jake?
[Jake Porter has his hands on his waist. He has an exasperated expression on his face with a little hint of anger.]
Jake Porter: Yeah, exactly. I'm going to make sure people respect us for who we are. This is why I gotta do this.
[As Zues turns his back on Jake, Jake gives him a Last Call. Zues goes down in pain. Jake rolls out of the ring and then grabs a chair. He slides it in the ring then he folds the chair. He jabs the chair against Zues's throat then tosses it aside.]
Jake: You know what Zues, fuck this Bad Boys thing. See you later, jobber! You think you will win all the title's. you must be crazy! Thy will be mine, all mine. Latley i have hit a loosing streak, and when i sat back and thought of why, i realised, ever since you have been nagging me to form this stupid tag team, you are a distraction Zeus, and to top it all off, you go and try and steal MY glory, like i am your enforcer or something, forget that, i am THE FRANCHISE of Australia, i have bigger fish to fry than you, so take a hike, and Jonnie Valentine, YOUR MINE!
[Jake Porter and Sweet Destiny departs, leaving Zues gripping his throat.]
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Andrew Fulton : Just tell me something guys, what the hell does Triple B know about refereeing?
Toby Navel : I heard he has b..........
Andrew Fulton : Come to think of it, what does he know about wrestling either, he has about as much right to be in there with them two guys tonight as he does next week at the ppv!
Jeremy Tucker : So, you still don't think Triple B has a chance at the Down Under Derby?
Andrew Fulton : Heck No! They have both allready beaten him once, he's got no chance!
Toby Navel : Well, i think he can turn it around, and don't forget Andy, if he does, you got to streak in the ring!
Andrew Fulton : Don't matter, its not going to happen! (under his breathe) I hope.
[Cashout by Fugazi hits as the Tron spells out, I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Red fog begins to stream out across the stage as the first verse kicks in, and A7 makes his first appearance. Staring intently, he slowly looks from left to right as he makes his way down the ramp. Once in the ring, he climbs the middle turnbuckle and stares down the announcers without gesturing. Then, he hops down and leans against the ropes, arms crossed, waiting for the match to begin.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE GUEST REFEREE, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!
[Bill gets a nice pop, and waves to the crowd, then moves over towards A7, trying to pat him down, Plummer toys with him a bit at first, not letting him touch him, then lets him quickly get it over with.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING NOW, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 255LBS, ADAM "SEVEN" PLUMMER!
[Plummer also getting a mixed reaction, and he and Bill start exchanging words in the centre of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B trying to lay down the law to Seven, but Seven having none of it, getting right in Bills face now, and he is really taunting him.
Andrew Fulton : Seven has really impressed me since we came down here to Australia, hell, even before that he was one of the best, and now that he is here Down Under, he hasn't looked back!
Toby Navel : True Andy, but neither has Bill or this guy for that matter.
[Me Against Me by Project 86 hits and Nick Cairo runs down the rampway, Seven and Bill don't see him, as they are still arguing with each other, and Cairo slides in behind Seven, and moves right up behind him, just standing there.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo in the ring, and Plummer doesn't even know he is in there, and look at him now, he is mocking Seven!
[Nick Cairo can be seen behind A7 mimicking his every move, the crowd start laughing along, and Seven doesn't know why, he looks a bit frustrated, and now Triple B can't control himself and he starts laughing as well.]
A7 : What the heck are you laughing at Ninja boy?
Triple B : That!
[Bill points behind Seven to Cairo, Seven tuns around and ...]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Nick Cairo with a standing side kick, sends Seven to the ground. Seven bounces back to his feet, and Cairo whips him into the ropes, and Cairo connects with a sweet back heel kick!
Toby Navel : Big start here for Cairo, he has got the jump on Seven.
Andrew Fulton : Its Triple B's fault, what did he think he was doing distracting Plummer like that, it wouldn't surprise me if he and Nick concocted the whole plan earlier.
Jeremy Tucker : Plummer jumps back up to his feet again, and Cairo this time plants him with a few hard European uppercuts, Plummer is dazed, and Cairo nails him with a nice fishermans buster!
Toby Navel : Cairo drops for a cover and Triple B quickly drops for the count.
Triple B : 1 ................... 2 .................. (Plummer rolls a shoulder)
Andrew Fulton : Its going to take more than that to put away a competitor like Seven!
Jeremy Tucker : Seven can't even get into the match, Cairo jumped him from the get go, and has dominated ever since.
[Cairo aggressively picks Seven up, and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Seven blocks it, and sends Cairo flying over his head with a overhead belly to belly suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the opening he was waiting for, now lets see who is the better wrestler now that Cairo aint sneaking up behind him!
Toby Navel : I think that may of hurt Cairo, he is .......
Andrew Fulton : Let me tell you Toby, when Adam Plummer hits you with a move like that, you don't think it hurts, im telling you god damn well, you know its got to hurt!
Toby Navel : Yeah, yeah, (sarcastically) Cairo really hurt there from that move, and he is taking a while to get back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker : A bit more enthusiasm please Toby, he is only trying to help you out!
Toby Navel : Since when have you and him been so close Jerry?
[Plummer runs up and drills Cairo with a tight swinging neckbreaker.]
Andrew Fulton : Don't you worry abo ........
Toby Navel : SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM SEVEN, OHH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!
[Jeremy and Andrew both look at Toby, and he smiles a sarcastic smile at the pair of them.]
Toby Navel : How was that for you Jerry? You god damned piece of shit!
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
[Seven hits Cairo with a brianbuster, then drops for a cover.]
Triple B : 1 .................. 2 ........................ (Cairo kicks out.)
Toby Navel : You know what Jerry, I'm sick of you, sick to death of your bullying me around and treating me like a child!
Andrew Fulton : Hey, watch your mouth Toby! I'm the bully around here!
Toby Navel : Screw you to Fulton you knob, everyone knows your a hump, so i don't care what you say, you can't help it, but him ......
[Toby points at Jeremy Tucker while standing up. Meanwhile in the ring, Seven moves Cairo into the corner and starts working him over with some stiff knife edge chops.]
Toby Navel : He should no better! He should be helping me out around here, but instead all he is worried about is his precious job as head announcer. Christ, your worse that JR. Well, you can have your head announce position, because I'm through with your crap Jerry.
[Jeremy Tucker is just staring at Toby Navel dumbfounded, Toby rips off his headset and throws it to the floor, and makes his way up the rampway.]
Andrew Fulton (ignoring Toby) : Whoooooo! big chop there from Seven, hey Toby, what you think o.....
Jeremy Tucker : He's gone Andy!
Andrew Fulton : Huh?
[Seven Irish whips Cairo into the ropes, and then takes him over with a beautiful high elevation back body drop.]
Jeremy Tucker : He left, you were sitting right here! Weren't you listening to him?
Andrew Fulton : Toby, fuck no! I thought he was just whining about something like usual, besides, Seven was working over Cairo with some sweet chops!
[Cairo is on the mat, and Seven locks in a Half Boston Crab.]
Jeremy Tucker : What are we going to do, i just feel terrible!
Andrew Fulton : You'll get over it!
[Cairo screaming in pain, and trying to make it to the ropes, but Seven has the half crab locked in tight, and he is screaming as well, screaming at Triple B to ask Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill is down there right in position asking Nick Cairo if he submits, but Cairo refuses, and Seven releases the hold, and starts screaming at Bill that Cairo submitted!
Andrew Fulton : He did, i heard him myself!
Jeremy Tucker : You couldn't even hear Toby leaving us, like we are going to believe anything you hear!
Andrew Fulton : So, he just snapped, for no apparent reason?
Jeremy Tucker : It appears so, I'm sure we can work it all out after the show, for now though, it looks like Plummer has snapped, he just shoved Triple B right in the chest, and he is adamant that Cairo submitted!
[Triple B doesn't like getting pushed, and he pushes Plummer right back, who falls backwards into a schoolboy from Nick Cairo.]
Triple B : 1 .. 2 ..(Adam Plummer kicks out.)
Andrew Fulton : Heck, did you see that fast count!
Jeremy Tucker : He may of been a little over zealous.
Andrew Fulton : May of been? It was quick I'm telling you, and totally unwarranted. And Seven agrees, he jumps back up to his feet, nails Cairo with a T- Bone suplex and then gets right up in Bills face again.
Jeremy Tucker : This doesn't look very promising.
[Seven now poking Triple B in the chest with his finger, and Triple B can take no more, and he unloads with a vicious kick right to the head of Seven.]
[WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton : He ducked! Seven ducked and Triple B just leveled Nick Cairo with that vicious kick.
[Plummer smiles at Triple B and then lifts Nick Cairo up and drops him with a Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Plummer hangs on for the pin, and Triple B reluctantly drops for the count.
Triple B : 1 ................................................. 2 ......................................................... (Nick Cairo just gets the shoulder up.)
Andrew Fulton : You have got to be kidding me! This is the worst officiating i have ever seen, man, Bill blows at this more than the Lord of The Wrestlers did!
Jeremy Tucker : I happened to love that film, a true epic if there ever was one.
Andrew Fulton : Well, i just couldn't follow the story, there was something so damn familiar about that film, but i just can't put my finger on it!
[Jeremy Tucker just shakes his head at Fulton, and Seven floors Triple B with a Superkick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! He just floored the ref with that superkick!
Andrew Fulton : As well he should, Bill was never going to be a fair and true official, and im surprised frankly that it took him so long!
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Ventura Backbreaker into a falling DDT from no where. Cairo just drilled him with that one, where did he get the energy?
Andrew Fulton : From Triple B screwing Adam Plummer over and giving him enough time to recover that .........
Jeremy Tucker : Ok Andy, we get it, you think Triple B was favoring Cairo, give it a rest, your worse than Toby when you get going sometimes.
Andrew Fulton : Its comments like that that ran him off out of here in the first place.
Jeremy Tucker : Obelisk! Cairo caught Plummer there with a stiff Shinning Wizard, he drops for a cover, but Triple B isn't moving.
[Nick Cairo crawls over to Triple B and slaps him into consciousness.]
Andrew Fulton : Whats wrong with Triple B, he is a wrestler after all, not a weak ref, what happens, you put on the stripped shirt and all of a sudden, the slightest contact can render you a blubbering mess?
Jeremy Tucker : I would hardly call a superkick to the chin from one Adam Plummer the slightest contact, but Triple B is moving now.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Twist of Fate, no Plummer turns it into a Stunner, thats the Turning of the Worm, and Cairo is out!
[Adam Plummer screams at Triple B to count, and he drops for the cover.]
Triple B : 1 ....................... 2 .......................... 3!!!!
Andrew Fulton : He did it, Triple B made the count, as well he should!
[Cashout by Fugazi hits and Seven raises his arm in the air in victory.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B with the cheap shot, plants Seven with a superkick of his own, thats a receipt right there!
[Bill then grabs Nick Cairo checking on him to make sure he is ok, then tosses him out of the ring over the top rope, and goes back to Seven, locking on the Dis - Locator as the show starts to fade.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Triple B leaving both Nick Cairo and Adam Plummer laying, we'll see you all next week folks, when Ring Syndicate Australia presents our first ppv, the Down Under Derby, live from the Royal Melbourne Showgrounds in Melbourne!
[Scene fades to black.]
