Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 21:03:51 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show a packed Devonport Community Centre in Devonport, Tasmania! Get Free by the Vines hits and the No Mans Land logo comes up on the Aus Tron]
[The shot pans through the crowd, then the lights go out like if there were a problem with the power and the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the audience; the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus Tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the KJX letters shows up in red]
[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming KJX, KJX, KJX like obsessive fans. In the Aus Tron Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracons eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus Tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers]
David Draimans voice: Do you feel good?
[In light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a martial arts form that comprehends a unique style. Now a close up to Dracons face]
David Draimans voice: You should!
[Dracon continues performing a martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the screen]
David Draimans voice: Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh
[Dracon walks in; wearing a GAP shirt (gray in the center and with long black sleeves), Monarca rusty blue jeans, Sketchers black bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring)]
David Draimans voice: Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!
[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times]
David Draimans voice:
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems whats left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Megatron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracons matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship]
David Draimans voice:
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]
David Draimans voice:
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
[Dracon walks to the corner and stands up in the second rope looking at the fans and raising up his right hand. Steps down and asks Frank Salazar for the microphone]
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
Andrew Fulton: If you say that Bruce Lee slogan thing again I swear Ill
KJX: Tasmania, are you having fun or what?
[Tasmanians cheers in response]
KJX: Of course youre having fun, youre enjoying the best pro-wrestling in the world.
[More cheers]
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, in this lousy hell hole!
KJX: So, what a great night we all had on Genesis. I was there in Japan supporting the Ring Syndicate Australia athletes and saw a few friends I hadnt seen in some time, like Adam Haven from East Coast. But going back to the point we fcking wiped out all other regions competitors proving once again that we are NUMBER ONE!
[The last part of You are my number one by Smash Mouth plays and the people of the audience starts to clap with the rhythm of the song. Dracon points at fans in the crowd as he dances reggae to pump them up]
You are my number one (say so)
Trying to make it clear (good gosh)
Trying to let you know
When youre afraid
Im gonna be there
When Im finally gone, Im gonna be gone without a trace
Theres a lot of good times ahead before were done
And and and on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
Whoa baby, said you are my number one
Watcha! You are my number one
Andrew Fulton : What in the hell is he doing?
[Music stops and Dracon approaches the microphone to his mouth to speak again]
KJX: Congratulations to all the winners, a clean sweep for Australia, and I couldn't be prouder! Well, well, enough of the partying for now people. You are all great, but now is time for business.
[Dracon walks around thinking what he is going to say]
KJX: Nick Cairo, better known as Le Femme Nikita, last week you attacked me even when I was the official enforcer referee of that brawl, and let me tell you something loud and clear you are going to pay for that and I wont be happy until Im done with you
[Dracon is interrupted by The Headless Children by WASP. Smoke fills the entrance ramp, black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. The main guitar riff hits and Triple B appears through the smoke with a microphone in hand]
Triple B: Nobody cares about Nick Cairo or how youre going to punish him.
A mixed reaction from the audience]
Triple B: If you notice me a little harsh, then Im sorry, Ive been passing through a rush time lately.
KJX: Okay, okay, I know why youre here. On Genesis you lost the RSA Australian Heavyweight Championship to no other than Adrian Tanner Jr. I must be sincere; I never thought that could happen. But I guess theres always a first time. So tonight youll have the chance to prove youre still championship material, and there are no excuses, because I paired you with 7 feet and 317 pounds of destructive Aussie power in Ruthless L. Reeve for a chance at the RSA Tag Team Championships. Of course it wont be an easy task, with opponents such as the champions, The Hellhounds, and the other challengers, but if you want to retain your credibility, then tonight is your chance.
Jeremy Tucker: Tonights main event is a tag team championship match with The Hellhounds, Cobryn & Syberus, Sam Piltdown & Nick Cairo and Triple & Ruthless L. Reeve! Im really looking forward for it!
KJX: I think, Triple B, that you are one of the best wrestlers around here. You managed to not only be the first ever Australian Heavyweight Champion but to defend it against someone as good as Syberus, the current Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Champion. This month Australia gets a Cruiserweight title shot, and I want you to give it a try, as soon as next week on NO MANS LAND!
[Cheers come from the crowd]
Triple B: What about MY belt?
KJX: You'll get a chance to win it back.
Triple B: When?
KJX: Straight to the point, I like that about you Bill. You want to know when, I'll tell you when. On November 31, Adrian Tanner, the Australian Heavyweight Champion, will face Thomas Syberus James for the title, on our second PPV, that will be called Turmoil, LIVE from the Nut in Port Stanley, TASMANIA!
[Triple B stares right at Dracon.]
KJX: You will meet the winner of that match on new Years Eve at the next joint Ring Syndicate PPV, yet to be named. Lets see if you can take back what was yours.
[Fans start chanting Big Bad Bill! Big Bad Bill! Big Bad Bill! as Triple B nods with a shy smile, turns his back and walks off]
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["Block Rockin' beats by the Chemical Brothers kicks in and the audience erupts into a chorus of boos. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson bursts through the entrance curtains with a mic in hand. He proceeds to speak on his way down to the ring.]
Rally Jackson: Yes yes... it is I once again. The interview show two weeks in a row. Must be some sort of record. Last week, I interrupted a God damn match to get the man in the ring whom I've waited four years to get in the ring with. This week, we've got an unlikely candidate. A man who a week ago I assumed would never be on the show. Since I don't interview midcarders.
::rolling under bottom rope::
But somehow someway he was able to win the Australian Title. Do not ask me how. So since I don't see this man winning all that many big matches in his career, what better time than to bring him out here now. Let's welcome.....
ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!!
["Stereotype" by Powerman 5000 hits and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" roll across the Aus-tron.
Adrian Tanner walks onto the stage. Brandon Fernandez follows him, holding a posterboard sign with the "I'm with the champ!" written on it. Adrian has on an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. As the lyrics cut in Adrian and his entourage walk down the ramp, towards the stage.
As soon as the chorus starts in, Adrian raises both arms in the air and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot up from all four ring posts in 4 successive blasts.
as soon as the blasts finish, Adrian lowers his arms and throws the jacket off, then pulls off his pants, to reveal a pair of tights with AT in silver writing with a red glow, encased in a "superman" logo and a spider design in white that goes all the way across the back. He then slides into the ring and spins around (like Kurt angle would, don't know how else to describe it) and then gets on the second rope and poses for the fans.]
Rally Jackson: All right champ, now you won this title primarily promo'ing against Cobryn. Which was kind of weird. Was there any reason you did that? Were you confused at all about who your opponent was?
Adrian: Hey even if that were true, it'd be something you couldn't accomplish eh Rally? That whole promo'ing against Cobryn for a title match and winning thing. The truth is I buried BBB's sorry ass and at the same time eliminated even the possibility of your punk ass coming back because you're already screaming politics.
Rally Jackson: Look tool, I always scream politics. That's kind of my schtick. Just where the fuck have you been? Are you sure that's it and you don't just have a sick fetish towards Cobryn?
Adrian: You're one to talk about fetishes towards other wrestlers. How many times has Jonnie "ducked you" now? Im sure it had nothing to do with the Restraining order after the IWA backstage 'incidents'. Im surprised you can even come to Australia now.
Rally Jackson: The restraining order was because I groped his sixteen year old girlfriend. So yeah, you could say I have a sick fetish towards that type. But poking fun of someone for ducking me is not an obsession at all. I don't even want to fight the cat anymore. I wanted a match with him in IWA. Now, I'm just sitting back laughing because all I had said about his injuries being a farce became true. Did you, by chance, eat action figures at a young age?
Adrian: I ate my babysitter a few times, does that count?
Rally Jackson: Let the record show that Adrian did not say whether or not the babysitter was a guy or even one of his older brothers. During matches with future opponents, will you continue to mention Cobryn? Is this some new strategy you're trying out?
Adrian: I was thinking about stalking Jonnie Valentine, but then I realised you had the market cornered on that one.
Rally Jackson: So asking for a match with someone is now considered stalking. I only wanted a match with the man because you people consider him to be some God of the wrestling ring when he's not. He's never fought an opponent he wasn't positive he could beat. That's why he wouldn't fight me. When he made his return to the business a few years back he had the option of taking my advice and joining promotions I could hook him up with, or joining UWA.... a promotion full of guys that never wrestled. Doesn't that seem sort of odd to you that he only fights pushovers? What will you do when you finally meet Cobryn in the ring? Promo against someone else? I'm a little concerned that you may run out of ideas about him at this rate.
Adrian: Why? is that what you plan to do when Jonnie finally stops "ducking you?" Are sure I'm the one with the "Cobryn fetish" here? because you sure talk about him alot.
Rally Jackson: Cobryn.... Cobryn.... Cobryn. The constant mentioning of his name throughout this interview was meant to mirror your promo'ing for the Australian title. That's all. Why aren't you defending the title tonight? Are you really that much of a vagina?
Adrian: I caught a cold from your sister at the post show party. She definitely got the good genes in the family.
Rally Jackson: No sister. Just a male brother. I hope you used protection. Is there any truth to the rumours that the front office wants you to hand your belt in in exchange for one made of paper? To fit more with what most average wrestling fans think of your championship reign?
Adrian: Man, Matt Boone has nothing on you. The average wrestling fans are tools. Their the kind of kids who would believe you'd ever beat Cobryn.
Rally Jackson: Bro, I can beat anyone. A lot of boys in the back have been wondering about your partnership with Murdock. What they're wondering is just which one of you is the weak link of the team. Since you're both pretty damn bad.
Adrian: I'll take "neither" for 100. Even if they are saying that, Beating BBB has to count for something doesn't it? I mean, how many times have you beaten him?
Rally Jackson: Well I've never fought him in Australia. If you had wrestled him in MWA where I had, believe me you would not have won either. That's just a hunch. You're being dubbed in Australia as a rookie sensation. What do you have to say about all the smarks claiming that if you're considered a sensation as a rookie, than the future of pro wrestling doesn't look very bright? I mean, I know if I have to continue to watch you headline I'll probably end up killing myself.
Adrian: Well, looks like I've got a new goal to accomplish. How many times you think it will take? Just so I can get a rough estimation.
Rally Jackson: You didn't listen to my words carefully. I said continue to watch you. Luckily, since most of the time I change the channel when you're on, it's going to take many times. When will your first/last title defense be? That will probably be a very highly rated No Man's Land considering people love to watch title changes.
Adrian: Yeah, the people loved watching me dethrone Billy boy.
Rally Jackson: Way to avoid the question.
[Just then the lights go out.]
Jeremy Tucker- What is the meaning of all this.
A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pryo blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed.]
Andrew Fulton- Im speechless that was awesome.
Jeremy Tucker- your speechless, Ok who are you and what did you do with Fulton.
[This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.]
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
[The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down Adrian with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man no walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air.]
Toby Navel- What in the world is he doing up there just floating. More Importantly how is he floating in the air like that?
[The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker- Tanner and Rally look up at Ned floating on the wire, then at each with blank looks on there faces.
Toby Navel : Shades of Shawn Michaels in this entrance.
Andrew Fulton- Ha, thats the only time Ned will get that comparison in the ring.
[Ned lands in the ring, and moves up to Rally and Adrian, who both give him a look, and then each other a look.]
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Rally and Adrian both simultaneously clocked Ned, and look at him, he wasn't ready for that, and is laying in a heap beside them.
Rally Jackson : So, where were we, ohh right, me punking you out. Hypothetical situation. I lowered my standards and engaged in a match with you. How many minutes do you think it would take before I beat you? Now take a minute for this one. Because remember I'm given the difficult option of getting it over with quickly so I could go have sex with your wife... or take a long time so that I can inflict as much punishment as humanly possible.
Adrian: That depends. When you don't, can I go on a months long tirade whining about how you're "ducking me," Even though i could clearly join another fed you're in and get the fight i so "truly deserve?"
Rally Jackson: Well you would not be good enough to get into the feds I'm in and that's the God's honest truth. So continue to tirade I guess. Thank you Adrian for coming out here tonight. I'm sure the pleasure is all yours. You could thank me later for helping to get you over.
[Adrian Tanner Jr.'s music kicks back in and he winds back as if he wants to punch Rally. But Jackson motions to a tag on his shirt that says "press". A steamed Adrian Tanner slides out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp, Rally not far behind him.]
Ned Chambers : HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
[Tanner turns around to see what is going on, but Rally doesn't bat an eyelid, and just keeps walking, straight past Tanner and through the curtain.]
Ned Chambers : Yeah, you keep walking Rally!
Toby Navel : Ned seems pissed!
Ned Chambers : Just who the hell do you think you are Tanner? I fly down here and make this spectacular entrance, and you and that Brazilian Bitch cheap shot me!
[Adrian looks at Ned, and calls for a mic.]
Adrian Tanner Jr : Just what is it you want Ned, I'm a busy man you know, Australian Heavyweight Champion here!
Ned Chambers : Not for long pal! I just signed a contract in the back with Commissioner KJ, and he told me to come out and make an impact, i thought, what better way than the new champ, so what you say, how about you put your balls where you mouth is, and come back down here and get Nasty!
Adrian Tanner Jr : No thanks, its Nasty enough in there already, with just yourself, but I'll tell you what i'll do, you want to make an impact around here, how about we have a little match next week, you and I, no title of course, but, if you win, then you get a title shot!
Ned Chambers : WHATS WRONG WITH RIGHT NOW!
[Nice pop from the crowd.]
Adrian Tanner Jr : Right now aint gonna happen, think yourself lucky you are even getting a match with me next week, till then, enjoy your time in Australia, after our match, you might not be here much longer!
[Tanner drops the mic and heads through the curtain, Ned looking on as we fade to a commercial.]
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Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, just in the nick of time, this tornado tag is about to get under way, with all the guys making there way to the ring during the commercial.
Andrew Fulton : What the hell is going on around here, this is the second week in a row we have missed Cobryn's entrance!
Toby Navel : What do you mean you missed it, you were right here.
Andrew Fulton : If i don't see it on this monitor, it ain't happening, and forget about us for a moment, what about all of Cobryn's fans at home, the Ring Syndicate offices will be flooded with phone calls tomorrow.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis calling for the bell, and this one is under way.
Ding, ding, ding.
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds putting it all on the line in this one. Jonnie lobbied long and hard to get some tag titles down here in Australia, and now they've got to defend them not against one team, but most of the roster, all at once.
Andrew Fulton : Its a disgrace, and the worst thing is, someone else could loose the match, and the Hellhounds loose there titles.
Jeremy Tucker : That's how it goes.
Andrew Fulton : Listen to you Jerry, "that's how it goes", what sort of man are you?
[The match gets underway with Mars and Stein running right at Cobryn, and Reeve and Sam Piltdown going right for each other.]
Toby Navel : Stein and Mars seem to be on the same page here, going right for Cobryn from the outset, but Cobryn was ready for them, and he grabs hold of Nick Cairo, and throws him into there path.
Andrew Fulton : You got to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Cobryn.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein don't seem to upset, and they happily start pummelling into Cairo.
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo hasn't been himself as of late, ever since Dracon was appointed commissioner, he has shown no interest in winning his matches, instead, he seems totally obsessed with the commiss.
Andrew Fulton : The guy took out his brother Toby, what you expect him to do, just forget about that?
Jeremy Tucker : Mr Fixit and Ruthless L Reeve really going at it, and they both topple over the top rope to the outside.
Toby Navel : BBB and Syberus have also hooked up, and are both jockeying for a position ....
Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie just tossed a 2 * 4 into the ring, and the Hellhounds catch it and double clothesline Syb and Triple B down with it.
Toby Navel : Well, it didn't take Jonnie long to assert himself into this match.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and The Punisher surprisingly getting a long real well here, and they are really doing a number on Nick Cairo, but no, Cobryn runs up from behind, and sends Mars flying towards the Hellhounds with a high knee into the back.
Toby Navel : That sneaky bugger, Mars doesn't even know who sent him into them.
Andrew Fulton : The Hellhounds don't care how he got there, and they dive ontop of him and start pounding into him.
[Reeve and Piltdown get to there feet on the outside, and start exchanging big right hands.]
Jeremy Tucker : No love lost between them two.
[Triple B getting to his feet, and he blocks a few punches from the Hellhounds, then connects with a flurry of punches to both Hellhounds.]
Toby Navel : Triple B is just so fast, its incredible.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein and Cairo duke it out now, looks like Nick is recovering from the pounding he took earlier at the hands of both Stein and Mars, and he clocks Stein with a Cranium kick to the back of the head, and Stein goes down.
[Bill throws Mars towards Cobryn, who see's him coming, and drop toe holds him, sending Mars right into The Punisher's groin.]
Toby Navel : Triple B takes off towards the ropes, and launches himself right over them, taking out Sam Piltdown with a flying spear, unbelievable!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B just flew like a cruiserweight!
Andrew Fulton : He is a cruiserweight you clown!
Jeremy Tucker : Well, technically you may be right there, but he is also a former heavyweight champion don't forget.
Andrew Fulton : Technically? The commissioner just booked him to go for the World Cruiserweight title next week right here on No Mans Land!
Jeremy Tucker : That he did, look at Syb!
[Syberus gets to his feet and climbs the top rope as Reeve and Triple B go to town on Sam Piltdown,]
Toby Navel : Reeve and Bill seem to be functioning well as a team here as well.
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus up on top, he steadies and takes off, drilling both Reeve and Triple B with a beautiful missile dropkick, right on the money.
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds stomping away on Mars still, and Cerberus piledrives Psycho's head right onto him.
Andrew Fulton : Them hounds are just crazy, they will butcher each other just to do damage on the there opponent, you got to love that.
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo clocks Stein with a nice swinging neckbreaker, and then he goes to follow it up, but Cobryn grabs him by the hair, and tosses him over the top rope, and he lands in a heap.
Andrew Fulton : Crash landing there for Cairo, and Syberus quick to take advantage of it.
[Syberus grabs Cairo, and Russian leg sweeps him backwards right into the steel ring steps.]
Toby Navel : Ouch.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown picks up the big man Reeve by the waist and drops him into the hard floor with sidewalk slam.
Toby Navel : Piltdown then rakes the eyes of Triple B, and hits him with a low blow, then catches Reeve coming towards him with a double mule kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Mr Fixit Sam Piltdown just did a handstand, and drilled Reeve with some beautiful mule kicks, ingenious.
[Reeve tries to shake off the boots, and lunges to grab Piltdown, but Piltdown rolls forward landing on his feet.]
Toby Navel : Back in the ring, The Hellhounds have Mars up on his feet, looking to double team him, but Stein comes to his partners aid, sending Psycho down with the Polish Hammer.
Jeremy Tucker : Shades of Ivan Putski there from the Punisher.
Toby Navel : Mars breaks free of Cerberus and drills him with a devastating Big boot, right to the mush.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein getting the upperhand on the Hellhounds, and they grab one each and toss them over the top rope as well, right next to Jonnie, who was scratching his balls.
Toby Navel : Hey, where's the lovely Domino tonight, she is conspicuous in her absence.
Jeremy Tucker : Who knows, after that hosing Cobryn gave her last week, and the mauling Mars gave her, Stein has obviously told her to stay out the back.
Andrew Fulton : Much to Toby's dismay, the poor fella obviously has a crush on her, don't worry Toby, im sure there will be plenty of girls around after the show.
Toby Navel : I don't want just any girl, i want Do... Ummm, i mean, yeah, i'm sure your right Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : And whats up with this agreement Mars and Stein have been talking about making? Its all very mysterious, i wonder if she has something to do with it?
Toby Navel : Stein and Mars turn around, and its just them two in the ring with Cobryn. They both advance towards him, and Cobryn drops to his knees, begging them off.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein having none of it, look at them hate filled eyes of Mars, he is staring at Cobryn like he is going to kill him.
[Wham.]
Toby Navel : Low blow, Cobryn with the low blow to Mars, and he slumps down in a heap.
Andrew Fulton : Cobryn is truly great, now its just him and Stein left in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein runs at Cobryn with a Polish hammer, but Cobryn drops down, and drop toe holds him right into Mars again.
Toby Navel : Thats the second time he has drop toe'd these two into each other, he sure is trying to stir the pot between this team.
[Stein gets to his feet, and Cobryn nails him with a Rude Awakening neck breaker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats the Cobryn i like to see, the man who actually wrestles, not hiding on the outskirts trying to get everyone else to do his work.
Andrew Fulton : Whats wrong with hiding on the outskirts?
Jeremy Tucker : You would never understand.
[Cobryn lifts Stein up in a pile driver position, he hooks the leg to drop him with a snow plow, but Mars is back up, and grabs Cobryn by the hair.]
Toby Navel : Cobryn drops The Punisher to the mat, lifting his hands up in surrender, then lifts back with a mule kick, right to the groin of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker : Its two on one here, and Cobryn is doing just fine, but where's his partner?
Toby Navel : Syberus is still out there wailing away on Cairo, we'll get to him in a minute.
[Cobryn rams the head of Mars into the turnbuckle, but Mars no sells it and turns around to stare at Cobryn, who hits him with a chop, but Mars no sells that as well.]
Jeremy Tucker : No effect, them blows are having no effect at all on Mars.
Toby Navel : And Steins back up.
Andrew Fulton : Look out
[Stein cracks Cobryn with a hard shot to the neck, staggering him, and Mars grabs a hold of Cobryn by the arms, holding him for Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars with a firm grip, and Stein winds up, and swings ...
Toby Navel : Nooooo, Cobryn moved out of the way, and Stein just clocked his own partner Mars.
Andrew Fulton : He saw Cobryn move then and didn't even care, I'm telling you, he saw him move.
Jeremy Tucker : You know what, i think your right, Stein just nailed his own partner.
Toby Navel : Mars gets back up slowly from the ground, and look at Cobryn, he is egging him on, he really seems to be enjoying himself out there.
[Mars points at Stein and stares at him with them hate filled eyes, he reaches back, and ....
WHAM.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Mars just cleaned Cobryn's clock. I thought he was going for Stein, but he just turned around and planted Cobryn with a devastating shot.
Toby Navel : That was brilliant, Cobryn was sitting there rubbing his hands together with the two partners about to fight each other, and Mars just about took his head off.
[Stein smiles and then drills Cobryn with a sit out gut wrench powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stein is incredible, he and Mars are a very formidable tag team, and they could just about pull this one off you know.
Toby Navel : I agree with you Jerry, Cobryn is in deep trouble, and Mars now lifts him up and throws him across the ring with a big choke toss.
[Mars then grabs Cobryn in a bear hug while Dan Stein climbs to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars rag dolling Cobryn in that bear hug, he sees Dan on the top rope and releases the bear hug, only to lift Cobryn up on his shoulders, don't tell me ......
[Mars holds Cobryn up on his shoulders and Stein flies off the top, delivering a devastating a flying clothesline.]
Toby Navel : DOOMSDAY DEVICE
Andrew Fulton : We know what its called Toby.
Toby Navel : Stick a cork in it Fulton, just cause your boy is about to get beat.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars going for the cover, this one is all over as referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 .......................... (Syberus from no where breaks the count.)
Andrew Fulton : YES, thats the way Syb my boy.
Toby Navel : Your boy?
[Triple B and Reeve now double teaming Sam Piltdown. They roll him into the ring, and Bill takes Sam down with a leg scissors take down, then follows it up with a heel kick to the chest. Sam and Bill both try to make it to there feet, and Triple B gouges the eye of Piltdown.]
Andrew Fulton : That coward just went for the eyes, whats the ref doing?
Jeremy Tucker : He's right in there Fulton, admonishing him, and look at Bill, he spreads his arms out in apology.
Andrew Fulton : Like he really means that.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve now slingshots himself back into the ring over the top rope, tackling Sam down to the ground, and starts pummeling him with some hard shots to the face.
Toby Navel : On the outside, Jonnie is passing the Hellhounds some weapons from he Purgatory's Puppies. Cerberus has a meat thermometer and Psycho has a frozen dinner.
Andrew Fulton : Here we go, things are livening up now.
[Syberus grabs Triple B by his outstretched arm, and whips him around, going for a kick, but Triple B catches it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Enziguri, Syberus with the enziguri, NO, Triple B blocks that, and nails him with a spin kick of his own.
Toby Navel : Syb quick back to his feet, and Bill drills him with a beautiful superkick, he is on fire right now.
[Cobryn grabs Triple B now, and locks him in an abdonimal stretch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill looking to reverse this hold, but Cobryn reaches over and grabs the rope, holding on, where is Tsalazidis now?
Andrew Fulton : He's over there trying to stop the Hellhounds bringing them weapons into the ring, but they are now pushing right past him.
Toby Navel : Tsalazidis gives up on the Hellhounds, and moves over to Cobryn, telling him to release the rope, Cobryn pretends he can't hear him, and Bill then reverses the hold while Cobryn was too busy toying with the ref, Triple B now has Cobryn in an abdominal Stretch of his own.
[Crack ]
Jeremy Tucker : Ruthless L Reeve tastes the frozen dinner of Psycho.
Toby Navel : Triple B still with the abdominal stretch on Cobryn, and he just let go of it, releasing the hold, and planting Cobryn with a swift kick to the ass.
Jeremy Tucker : And whats Bill doing now, he is making a wide circle with his arms, and pointing to Cobryn's keister, whats he implying? That Cobryn has a fat ass?
Andrew Fulton : I don't know what he is implying, but i don't like it, and neither does Cobryn, he looks hot.
[Cerberus now starts going to town with his meat thermometer on Sam Piltdown.]
Toby Navel : Cobryn grabs Triple B in a front face lock, and goes to drop him in a DDT, but Bill slides out of it and delivers another swift kick to his ass.
Jeremy Tucker : And again he is spreading his arms out in that wide circle with his cheeks puffed out this time.
Andrew Fulton : There is something wrong with that man, Cobryn doesn't have a fat ass, he has a great ass, and i can say that without sounding gay, because well, because he is Cobryn.
Toby Navel : Cobryn looks like he is going to explode, but he is too smart for that, and regains his composure.
[Cobryn moving away from Bill, and he grabs Mars, signalling to him that he wants a test of strength, Mars smiles down at him with glee, and then Cobryn says that the test isn't with him, its with Triple B.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhhh, Cobryn trying to get Mars to do his dirty work here.
[Mars smiles condescendingly at Cobryn, and then moves past him towards Triple B, and both men raise there arms for the test of strength.]
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo getting to his feet, and crawling into the ring, he doesn't look to good at all.
Jeremy Tucker : No he doesn't, and even worse now, Psycho just cracked him with that frozen dinner.
[Mars and Triple B hook up and Mars gets the advantage right away.]
Andrew Fulton : He is a damn powerful man Mars, i have a lot of time for him, he is really moving up around here.
Jeremy Tucker : He is on fire, there is no doubt, and he is dominating Bill in this test of strength, Cobryn is laughing at this now, and hang on, Triple B just slide out of the test of strength and he picks Mars up in an airplane spin and drops him with a Samoan drop.
Toby Navel : Awesome work there by Bill, but here comes The Punisher, Stein doesn't hesitate, and runs at Triple B with a drop kick, but Bill catches it and turns it into a sharpshooter.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein is in trouble here, he tries to make it to the ropes, but Cobryn is there blocking his path, and he stomps on the head of Stein while he is in the sharpshooter.]
Toby Navel : HIGHLIGHT CUTTER.. Syberus just planted Triple B with a diamond cutter out of no where breaking the submission.
[The Hellhounds now roll Sam Piltdown out of the ring, and Cerberus test drives him off the apron.]
Jeremy Tucker : There are bodies everywhere, Sam is in serious trouble all alone out there on the outside with the Hellhounds, and they throw him into the crowd, who are thrusting all asortments of weapons towards the hounds, the Puppies are in full force tonight.
Toby Navel : Wrong puppies unfortunately, i still cant believe Stein made Domino stay out the back.
[Cobryn goes to the outside as well, on the other side of the ring from the Hellhounds, and starts looking under the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Whats he up to now?
Toby Navel : Who knows, but Mars has grabbed Syb from behind, and lifts him up over his head in a Gorilla Press.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve helping Triple B to his feet, and ... ohh my god, thats PHOENIX.
Andrew Fulton: WHO?
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix, the man who just forfeited the East Coast heavyweight title last week.
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh, i don't watch there shows, whats he doing here in Australia?
Toby Navel : I'll tell you what he's doing, he is trying to make an impact, and he is going after the biggest dog there is, Cobryn.
Andrew Fulton : Stupid man.
[Phoenix grabs Cobryn by the trunks while he is down there fishing around for something, and pulls him backwards, almost ripping his pants off.]
Toby Navel : You were right Fulton, he does have a nice ass.
Andrew Fulton : When i say it, its a joke, when you do, its just plain disgusting, freak.
[CRACK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix just slammed that chair right into the skull of Cobryn, and he looks pretty pleased with himself under that mask.
Toby Navel : Cobryn is dazed, his head is resting on the ring apron.
[CRACK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Another one, Sweet Jesus.
[Syberus slides of the back of Mars, out of the Gorilla Press, and shoves Mars into Stein, sending both men toppling over the top rope.]
Toby Navel : Great move by Syberus, and them two just landed in a heap.
[The Hellhounds have moved Sam Piltdown over to the wall, and they start ramming his head into it, with the crowd chanting along.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 1
[Phoenix looks down at a fallen Cobryn and jumps back over the railing to the outside.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 2
[Syberus see's Phoenix leaving, and heads towards him.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 3
[Reeve and Bill grab Nick Cairo.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 4
[Reeve lifts Cairo up for an inverted crucifix position, and Triple B connects with an Ax kick on his way down.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 5
Jeremy Tucker : What a move, thats teamwork right there for ya, the power of Reeve,and the speed of Bill.
Purgatory's Puppies : 6
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds are having a hell of a time, no pun intended, slamming Piltdown into that concrete wall, and i didn't know the Purgatory's Puppies could count this high.
Andrew Fulton : 7
[Reeve and Bill now drag Nick Cairo to his feet, Reeve standing inbetween each man, and they start spinning around, holding hands, Reeve sends Cairo into the ropes, then sends Triple B flying into the other ropes.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 8
Jeremy Tucker : Unfettered Might.... that was the most devastating 'Unfettered Might' in the history of spears!!!
Purgatory's Puppies : 9
Toby Navel : Triple B turned Nick inside out with that one.
Purgatory's Puppies : 10.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown falls in a heap, Mars and Stein both get to there feet, staring at one another on the outside, Cobryn looks like he is on dream street, and Syberus just followed Phoenix through the curtain as Triple covers Nick Cairo.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .......................... 3!!!
Toby Navel : New champions, Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve are the new tag team champions!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein both tried to dive in and stop the count, but Reeve was there waiting on them, and blocked the way, this is unbelievable, we'll catch you next week folks, with the final No Mans Land from Tasmania before the Turmoil PPV!
[The Headless Children by WASP hits as the scene fades.]
[The shot pans through the crowd, then the lights go out like if there were a problem with the power and the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the audience; the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus Tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the KJX letters shows up in red]
[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming KJX, KJX, KJX like obsessive fans. In the Aus Tron Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracons eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus Tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers]
David Draimans voice: Do you feel good?
[In light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a martial arts form that comprehends a unique style. Now a close up to Dracons face]
David Draimans voice: You should!
[Dracon continues performing a martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the screen]
David Draimans voice: Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh
[Dracon walks in; wearing a GAP shirt (gray in the center and with long black sleeves), Monarca rusty blue jeans, Sketchers black bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring)]
David Draimans voice: Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!
[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times]
David Draimans voice:
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems whats left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Megatron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracons matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship]
David Draimans voice:
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]
David Draimans voice:
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
[Dracon walks to the corner and stands up in the second rope looking at the fans and raising up his right hand. Steps down and asks Frank Salazar for the microphone]
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
Andrew Fulton: If you say that Bruce Lee slogan thing again I swear Ill
KJX: Tasmania, are you having fun or what?
[Tasmanians cheers in response]
KJX: Of course youre having fun, youre enjoying the best pro-wrestling in the world.
[More cheers]
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, in this lousy hell hole!
KJX: So, what a great night we all had on Genesis. I was there in Japan supporting the Ring Syndicate Australia athletes and saw a few friends I hadnt seen in some time, like Adam Haven from East Coast. But going back to the point we fcking wiped out all other regions competitors proving once again that we are NUMBER ONE!
[The last part of You are my number one by Smash Mouth plays and the people of the audience starts to clap with the rhythm of the song. Dracon points at fans in the crowd as he dances reggae to pump them up]
You are my number one (say so)
Trying to make it clear (good gosh)
Trying to let you know
When youre afraid
Im gonna be there
When Im finally gone, Im gonna be gone without a trace
Theres a lot of good times ahead before were done
And and and on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
Whoa baby, said you are my number one
Watcha! You are my number one
Andrew Fulton : What in the hell is he doing?
[Music stops and Dracon approaches the microphone to his mouth to speak again]
KJX: Congratulations to all the winners, a clean sweep for Australia, and I couldn't be prouder! Well, well, enough of the partying for now people. You are all great, but now is time for business.
[Dracon walks around thinking what he is going to say]
KJX: Nick Cairo, better known as Le Femme Nikita, last week you attacked me even when I was the official enforcer referee of that brawl, and let me tell you something loud and clear you are going to pay for that and I wont be happy until Im done with you
[Dracon is interrupted by The Headless Children by WASP. Smoke fills the entrance ramp, black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. The main guitar riff hits and Triple B appears through the smoke with a microphone in hand]
Triple B: Nobody cares about Nick Cairo or how youre going to punish him.
A mixed reaction from the audience]
Triple B: If you notice me a little harsh, then Im sorry, Ive been passing through a rush time lately.
KJX: Okay, okay, I know why youre here. On Genesis you lost the RSA Australian Heavyweight Championship to no other than Adrian Tanner Jr. I must be sincere; I never thought that could happen. But I guess theres always a first time. So tonight youll have the chance to prove youre still championship material, and there are no excuses, because I paired you with 7 feet and 317 pounds of destructive Aussie power in Ruthless L. Reeve for a chance at the RSA Tag Team Championships. Of course it wont be an easy task, with opponents such as the champions, The Hellhounds, and the other challengers, but if you want to retain your credibility, then tonight is your chance.
Jeremy Tucker: Tonights main event is a tag team championship match with The Hellhounds, Cobryn & Syberus, Sam Piltdown & Nick Cairo and Triple & Ruthless L. Reeve! Im really looking forward for it!
KJX: I think, Triple B, that you are one of the best wrestlers around here. You managed to not only be the first ever Australian Heavyweight Champion but to defend it against someone as good as Syberus, the current Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Champion. This month Australia gets a Cruiserweight title shot, and I want you to give it a try, as soon as next week on NO MANS LAND!
[Cheers come from the crowd]
Triple B: What about MY belt?
KJX: You'll get a chance to win it back.
Triple B: When?
KJX: Straight to the point, I like that about you Bill. You want to know when, I'll tell you when. On November 31, Adrian Tanner, the Australian Heavyweight Champion, will face Thomas Syberus James for the title, on our second PPV, that will be called Turmoil, LIVE from the Nut in Port Stanley, TASMANIA!
[Triple B stares right at Dracon.]
KJX: You will meet the winner of that match on new Years Eve at the next joint Ring Syndicate PPV, yet to be named. Lets see if you can take back what was yours.
[Fans start chanting Big Bad Bill! Big Bad Bill! Big Bad Bill! as Triple B nods with a shy smile, turns his back and walks off]
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["Block Rockin' beats by the Chemical Brothers kicks in and the audience erupts into a chorus of boos. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson bursts through the entrance curtains with a mic in hand. He proceeds to speak on his way down to the ring.]
Rally Jackson: Yes yes... it is I once again. The interview show two weeks in a row. Must be some sort of record. Last week, I interrupted a God damn match to get the man in the ring whom I've waited four years to get in the ring with. This week, we've got an unlikely candidate. A man who a week ago I assumed would never be on the show. Since I don't interview midcarders.
::rolling under bottom rope::
But somehow someway he was able to win the Australian Title. Do not ask me how. So since I don't see this man winning all that many big matches in his career, what better time than to bring him out here now. Let's welcome.....
ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!!
["Stereotype" by Powerman 5000 hits and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" roll across the Aus-tron.
Adrian Tanner walks onto the stage. Brandon Fernandez follows him, holding a posterboard sign with the "I'm with the champ!" written on it. Adrian has on an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. As the lyrics cut in Adrian and his entourage walk down the ramp, towards the stage.
As soon as the chorus starts in, Adrian raises both arms in the air and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot up from all four ring posts in 4 successive blasts.
as soon as the blasts finish, Adrian lowers his arms and throws the jacket off, then pulls off his pants, to reveal a pair of tights with AT in silver writing with a red glow, encased in a "superman" logo and a spider design in white that goes all the way across the back. He then slides into the ring and spins around (like Kurt angle would, don't know how else to describe it) and then gets on the second rope and poses for the fans.]
Rally Jackson: All right champ, now you won this title primarily promo'ing against Cobryn. Which was kind of weird. Was there any reason you did that? Were you confused at all about who your opponent was?
Adrian: Hey even if that were true, it'd be something you couldn't accomplish eh Rally? That whole promo'ing against Cobryn for a title match and winning thing. The truth is I buried BBB's sorry ass and at the same time eliminated even the possibility of your punk ass coming back because you're already screaming politics.
Rally Jackson: Look tool, I always scream politics. That's kind of my schtick. Just where the fuck have you been? Are you sure that's it and you don't just have a sick fetish towards Cobryn?
Adrian: You're one to talk about fetishes towards other wrestlers. How many times has Jonnie "ducked you" now? Im sure it had nothing to do with the Restraining order after the IWA backstage 'incidents'. Im surprised you can even come to Australia now.
Rally Jackson: The restraining order was because I groped his sixteen year old girlfriend. So yeah, you could say I have a sick fetish towards that type. But poking fun of someone for ducking me is not an obsession at all. I don't even want to fight the cat anymore. I wanted a match with him in IWA. Now, I'm just sitting back laughing because all I had said about his injuries being a farce became true. Did you, by chance, eat action figures at a young age?
Adrian: I ate my babysitter a few times, does that count?
Rally Jackson: Let the record show that Adrian did not say whether or not the babysitter was a guy or even one of his older brothers. During matches with future opponents, will you continue to mention Cobryn? Is this some new strategy you're trying out?
Adrian: I was thinking about stalking Jonnie Valentine, but then I realised you had the market cornered on that one.
Rally Jackson: So asking for a match with someone is now considered stalking. I only wanted a match with the man because you people consider him to be some God of the wrestling ring when he's not. He's never fought an opponent he wasn't positive he could beat. That's why he wouldn't fight me. When he made his return to the business a few years back he had the option of taking my advice and joining promotions I could hook him up with, or joining UWA.... a promotion full of guys that never wrestled. Doesn't that seem sort of odd to you that he only fights pushovers? What will you do when you finally meet Cobryn in the ring? Promo against someone else? I'm a little concerned that you may run out of ideas about him at this rate.
Adrian: Why? is that what you plan to do when Jonnie finally stops "ducking you?" Are sure I'm the one with the "Cobryn fetish" here? because you sure talk about him alot.
Rally Jackson: Cobryn.... Cobryn.... Cobryn. The constant mentioning of his name throughout this interview was meant to mirror your promo'ing for the Australian title. That's all. Why aren't you defending the title tonight? Are you really that much of a vagina?
Adrian: I caught a cold from your sister at the post show party. She definitely got the good genes in the family.
Rally Jackson: No sister. Just a male brother. I hope you used protection. Is there any truth to the rumours that the front office wants you to hand your belt in in exchange for one made of paper? To fit more with what most average wrestling fans think of your championship reign?
Adrian: Man, Matt Boone has nothing on you. The average wrestling fans are tools. Their the kind of kids who would believe you'd ever beat Cobryn.
Rally Jackson: Bro, I can beat anyone. A lot of boys in the back have been wondering about your partnership with Murdock. What they're wondering is just which one of you is the weak link of the team. Since you're both pretty damn bad.
Adrian: I'll take "neither" for 100. Even if they are saying that, Beating BBB has to count for something doesn't it? I mean, how many times have you beaten him?
Rally Jackson: Well I've never fought him in Australia. If you had wrestled him in MWA where I had, believe me you would not have won either. That's just a hunch. You're being dubbed in Australia as a rookie sensation. What do you have to say about all the smarks claiming that if you're considered a sensation as a rookie, than the future of pro wrestling doesn't look very bright? I mean, I know if I have to continue to watch you headline I'll probably end up killing myself.
Adrian: Well, looks like I've got a new goal to accomplish. How many times you think it will take? Just so I can get a rough estimation.
Rally Jackson: You didn't listen to my words carefully. I said continue to watch you. Luckily, since most of the time I change the channel when you're on, it's going to take many times. When will your first/last title defense be? That will probably be a very highly rated No Man's Land considering people love to watch title changes.
Adrian: Yeah, the people loved watching me dethrone Billy boy.
Rally Jackson: Way to avoid the question.
[Just then the lights go out.]
Jeremy Tucker- What is the meaning of all this.
A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pryo blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed.]
Andrew Fulton- Im speechless that was awesome.
Jeremy Tucker- your speechless, Ok who are you and what did you do with Fulton.
[This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.]
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
[The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down Adrian with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man no walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air.]
Toby Navel- What in the world is he doing up there just floating. More Importantly how is he floating in the air like that?
[The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker- Tanner and Rally look up at Ned floating on the wire, then at each with blank looks on there faces.
Toby Navel : Shades of Shawn Michaels in this entrance.
Andrew Fulton- Ha, thats the only time Ned will get that comparison in the ring.
[Ned lands in the ring, and moves up to Rally and Adrian, who both give him a look, and then each other a look.]
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Rally and Adrian both simultaneously clocked Ned, and look at him, he wasn't ready for that, and is laying in a heap beside them.
Rally Jackson : So, where were we, ohh right, me punking you out. Hypothetical situation. I lowered my standards and engaged in a match with you. How many minutes do you think it would take before I beat you? Now take a minute for this one. Because remember I'm given the difficult option of getting it over with quickly so I could go have sex with your wife... or take a long time so that I can inflict as much punishment as humanly possible.
Adrian: That depends. When you don't, can I go on a months long tirade whining about how you're "ducking me," Even though i could clearly join another fed you're in and get the fight i so "truly deserve?"
Rally Jackson: Well you would not be good enough to get into the feds I'm in and that's the God's honest truth. So continue to tirade I guess. Thank you Adrian for coming out here tonight. I'm sure the pleasure is all yours. You could thank me later for helping to get you over.
[Adrian Tanner Jr.'s music kicks back in and he winds back as if he wants to punch Rally. But Jackson motions to a tag on his shirt that says "press". A steamed Adrian Tanner slides out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp, Rally not far behind him.]
Ned Chambers : HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
[Tanner turns around to see what is going on, but Rally doesn't bat an eyelid, and just keeps walking, straight past Tanner and through the curtain.]
Ned Chambers : Yeah, you keep walking Rally!
Toby Navel : Ned seems pissed!
Ned Chambers : Just who the hell do you think you are Tanner? I fly down here and make this spectacular entrance, and you and that Brazilian Bitch cheap shot me!
[Adrian looks at Ned, and calls for a mic.]
Adrian Tanner Jr : Just what is it you want Ned, I'm a busy man you know, Australian Heavyweight Champion here!
Ned Chambers : Not for long pal! I just signed a contract in the back with Commissioner KJ, and he told me to come out and make an impact, i thought, what better way than the new champ, so what you say, how about you put your balls where you mouth is, and come back down here and get Nasty!
Adrian Tanner Jr : No thanks, its Nasty enough in there already, with just yourself, but I'll tell you what i'll do, you want to make an impact around here, how about we have a little match next week, you and I, no title of course, but, if you win, then you get a title shot!
Ned Chambers : WHATS WRONG WITH RIGHT NOW!
[Nice pop from the crowd.]
Adrian Tanner Jr : Right now aint gonna happen, think yourself lucky you are even getting a match with me next week, till then, enjoy your time in Australia, after our match, you might not be here much longer!
[Tanner drops the mic and heads through the curtain, Ned looking on as we fade to a commercial.]
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Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, just in the nick of time, this tornado tag is about to get under way, with all the guys making there way to the ring during the commercial.
Andrew Fulton : What the hell is going on around here, this is the second week in a row we have missed Cobryn's entrance!
Toby Navel : What do you mean you missed it, you were right here.
Andrew Fulton : If i don't see it on this monitor, it ain't happening, and forget about us for a moment, what about all of Cobryn's fans at home, the Ring Syndicate offices will be flooded with phone calls tomorrow.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis calling for the bell, and this one is under way.
Ding, ding, ding.
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds putting it all on the line in this one. Jonnie lobbied long and hard to get some tag titles down here in Australia, and now they've got to defend them not against one team, but most of the roster, all at once.
Andrew Fulton : Its a disgrace, and the worst thing is, someone else could loose the match, and the Hellhounds loose there titles.
Jeremy Tucker : That's how it goes.
Andrew Fulton : Listen to you Jerry, "that's how it goes", what sort of man are you?
[The match gets underway with Mars and Stein running right at Cobryn, and Reeve and Sam Piltdown going right for each other.]
Toby Navel : Stein and Mars seem to be on the same page here, going right for Cobryn from the outset, but Cobryn was ready for them, and he grabs hold of Nick Cairo, and throws him into there path.
Andrew Fulton : You got to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Cobryn.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein don't seem to upset, and they happily start pummelling into Cairo.
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo hasn't been himself as of late, ever since Dracon was appointed commissioner, he has shown no interest in winning his matches, instead, he seems totally obsessed with the commiss.
Andrew Fulton : The guy took out his brother Toby, what you expect him to do, just forget about that?
Jeremy Tucker : Mr Fixit and Ruthless L Reeve really going at it, and they both topple over the top rope to the outside.
Toby Navel : BBB and Syberus have also hooked up, and are both jockeying for a position ....
Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie just tossed a 2 * 4 into the ring, and the Hellhounds catch it and double clothesline Syb and Triple B down with it.
Toby Navel : Well, it didn't take Jonnie long to assert himself into this match.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and The Punisher surprisingly getting a long real well here, and they are really doing a number on Nick Cairo, but no, Cobryn runs up from behind, and sends Mars flying towards the Hellhounds with a high knee into the back.
Toby Navel : That sneaky bugger, Mars doesn't even know who sent him into them.
Andrew Fulton : The Hellhounds don't care how he got there, and they dive ontop of him and start pounding into him.
[Reeve and Piltdown get to there feet on the outside, and start exchanging big right hands.]
Jeremy Tucker : No love lost between them two.
[Triple B getting to his feet, and he blocks a few punches from the Hellhounds, then connects with a flurry of punches to both Hellhounds.]
Toby Navel : Triple B is just so fast, its incredible.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein and Cairo duke it out now, looks like Nick is recovering from the pounding he took earlier at the hands of both Stein and Mars, and he clocks Stein with a Cranium kick to the back of the head, and Stein goes down.
[Bill throws Mars towards Cobryn, who see's him coming, and drop toe holds him, sending Mars right into The Punisher's groin.]
Toby Navel : Triple B takes off towards the ropes, and launches himself right over them, taking out Sam Piltdown with a flying spear, unbelievable!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B just flew like a cruiserweight!
Andrew Fulton : He is a cruiserweight you clown!
Jeremy Tucker : Well, technically you may be right there, but he is also a former heavyweight champion don't forget.
Andrew Fulton : Technically? The commissioner just booked him to go for the World Cruiserweight title next week right here on No Mans Land!
Jeremy Tucker : That he did, look at Syb!
[Syberus gets to his feet and climbs the top rope as Reeve and Triple B go to town on Sam Piltdown,]
Toby Navel : Reeve and Bill seem to be functioning well as a team here as well.
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus up on top, he steadies and takes off, drilling both Reeve and Triple B with a beautiful missile dropkick, right on the money.
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds stomping away on Mars still, and Cerberus piledrives Psycho's head right onto him.
Andrew Fulton : Them hounds are just crazy, they will butcher each other just to do damage on the there opponent, you got to love that.
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo clocks Stein with a nice swinging neckbreaker, and then he goes to follow it up, but Cobryn grabs him by the hair, and tosses him over the top rope, and he lands in a heap.
Andrew Fulton : Crash landing there for Cairo, and Syberus quick to take advantage of it.
[Syberus grabs Cairo, and Russian leg sweeps him backwards right into the steel ring steps.]
Toby Navel : Ouch.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown picks up the big man Reeve by the waist and drops him into the hard floor with sidewalk slam.
Toby Navel : Piltdown then rakes the eyes of Triple B, and hits him with a low blow, then catches Reeve coming towards him with a double mule kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Mr Fixit Sam Piltdown just did a handstand, and drilled Reeve with some beautiful mule kicks, ingenious.
[Reeve tries to shake off the boots, and lunges to grab Piltdown, but Piltdown rolls forward landing on his feet.]
Toby Navel : Back in the ring, The Hellhounds have Mars up on his feet, looking to double team him, but Stein comes to his partners aid, sending Psycho down with the Polish Hammer.
Jeremy Tucker : Shades of Ivan Putski there from the Punisher.
Toby Navel : Mars breaks free of Cerberus and drills him with a devastating Big boot, right to the mush.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein getting the upperhand on the Hellhounds, and they grab one each and toss them over the top rope as well, right next to Jonnie, who was scratching his balls.
Toby Navel : Hey, where's the lovely Domino tonight, she is conspicuous in her absence.
Jeremy Tucker : Who knows, after that hosing Cobryn gave her last week, and the mauling Mars gave her, Stein has obviously told her to stay out the back.
Andrew Fulton : Much to Toby's dismay, the poor fella obviously has a crush on her, don't worry Toby, im sure there will be plenty of girls around after the show.
Toby Navel : I don't want just any girl, i want Do... Ummm, i mean, yeah, i'm sure your right Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : And whats up with this agreement Mars and Stein have been talking about making? Its all very mysterious, i wonder if she has something to do with it?
Toby Navel : Stein and Mars turn around, and its just them two in the ring with Cobryn. They both advance towards him, and Cobryn drops to his knees, begging them off.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein having none of it, look at them hate filled eyes of Mars, he is staring at Cobryn like he is going to kill him.
[Wham.]
Toby Navel : Low blow, Cobryn with the low blow to Mars, and he slumps down in a heap.
Andrew Fulton : Cobryn is truly great, now its just him and Stein left in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein runs at Cobryn with a Polish hammer, but Cobryn drops down, and drop toe holds him right into Mars again.
Toby Navel : Thats the second time he has drop toe'd these two into each other, he sure is trying to stir the pot between this team.
[Stein gets to his feet, and Cobryn nails him with a Rude Awakening neck breaker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats the Cobryn i like to see, the man who actually wrestles, not hiding on the outskirts trying to get everyone else to do his work.
Andrew Fulton : Whats wrong with hiding on the outskirts?
Jeremy Tucker : You would never understand.
[Cobryn lifts Stein up in a pile driver position, he hooks the leg to drop him with a snow plow, but Mars is back up, and grabs Cobryn by the hair.]
Toby Navel : Cobryn drops The Punisher to the mat, lifting his hands up in surrender, then lifts back with a mule kick, right to the groin of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker : Its two on one here, and Cobryn is doing just fine, but where's his partner?
Toby Navel : Syberus is still out there wailing away on Cairo, we'll get to him in a minute.
[Cobryn rams the head of Mars into the turnbuckle, but Mars no sells it and turns around to stare at Cobryn, who hits him with a chop, but Mars no sells that as well.]
Jeremy Tucker : No effect, them blows are having no effect at all on Mars.
Toby Navel : And Steins back up.
Andrew Fulton : Look out
[Stein cracks Cobryn with a hard shot to the neck, staggering him, and Mars grabs a hold of Cobryn by the arms, holding him for Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars with a firm grip, and Stein winds up, and swings ...
Toby Navel : Nooooo, Cobryn moved out of the way, and Stein just clocked his own partner Mars.
Andrew Fulton : He saw Cobryn move then and didn't even care, I'm telling you, he saw him move.
Jeremy Tucker : You know what, i think your right, Stein just nailed his own partner.
Toby Navel : Mars gets back up slowly from the ground, and look at Cobryn, he is egging him on, he really seems to be enjoying himself out there.
[Mars points at Stein and stares at him with them hate filled eyes, he reaches back, and ....
WHAM.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Mars just cleaned Cobryn's clock. I thought he was going for Stein, but he just turned around and planted Cobryn with a devastating shot.
Toby Navel : That was brilliant, Cobryn was sitting there rubbing his hands together with the two partners about to fight each other, and Mars just about took his head off.
[Stein smiles and then drills Cobryn with a sit out gut wrench powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stein is incredible, he and Mars are a very formidable tag team, and they could just about pull this one off you know.
Toby Navel : I agree with you Jerry, Cobryn is in deep trouble, and Mars now lifts him up and throws him across the ring with a big choke toss.
[Mars then grabs Cobryn in a bear hug while Dan Stein climbs to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars rag dolling Cobryn in that bear hug, he sees Dan on the top rope and releases the bear hug, only to lift Cobryn up on his shoulders, don't tell me ......
[Mars holds Cobryn up on his shoulders and Stein flies off the top, delivering a devastating a flying clothesline.]
Toby Navel : DOOMSDAY DEVICE
Andrew Fulton : We know what its called Toby.
Toby Navel : Stick a cork in it Fulton, just cause your boy is about to get beat.
Jeremy Tucker : Mars going for the cover, this one is all over as referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 .......................... (Syberus from no where breaks the count.)
Andrew Fulton : YES, thats the way Syb my boy.
Toby Navel : Your boy?
[Triple B and Reeve now double teaming Sam Piltdown. They roll him into the ring, and Bill takes Sam down with a leg scissors take down, then follows it up with a heel kick to the chest. Sam and Bill both try to make it to there feet, and Triple B gouges the eye of Piltdown.]
Andrew Fulton : That coward just went for the eyes, whats the ref doing?
Jeremy Tucker : He's right in there Fulton, admonishing him, and look at Bill, he spreads his arms out in apology.
Andrew Fulton : Like he really means that.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve now slingshots himself back into the ring over the top rope, tackling Sam down to the ground, and starts pummeling him with some hard shots to the face.
Toby Navel : On the outside, Jonnie is passing the Hellhounds some weapons from he Purgatory's Puppies. Cerberus has a meat thermometer and Psycho has a frozen dinner.
Andrew Fulton : Here we go, things are livening up now.
[Syberus grabs Triple B by his outstretched arm, and whips him around, going for a kick, but Triple B catches it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Enziguri, Syberus with the enziguri, NO, Triple B blocks that, and nails him with a spin kick of his own.
Toby Navel : Syb quick back to his feet, and Bill drills him with a beautiful superkick, he is on fire right now.
[Cobryn grabs Triple B now, and locks him in an abdonimal stretch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill looking to reverse this hold, but Cobryn reaches over and grabs the rope, holding on, where is Tsalazidis now?
Andrew Fulton : He's over there trying to stop the Hellhounds bringing them weapons into the ring, but they are now pushing right past him.
Toby Navel : Tsalazidis gives up on the Hellhounds, and moves over to Cobryn, telling him to release the rope, Cobryn pretends he can't hear him, and Bill then reverses the hold while Cobryn was too busy toying with the ref, Triple B now has Cobryn in an abdominal Stretch of his own.
[Crack ]
Jeremy Tucker : Ruthless L Reeve tastes the frozen dinner of Psycho.
Toby Navel : Triple B still with the abdominal stretch on Cobryn, and he just let go of it, releasing the hold, and planting Cobryn with a swift kick to the ass.
Jeremy Tucker : And whats Bill doing now, he is making a wide circle with his arms, and pointing to Cobryn's keister, whats he implying? That Cobryn has a fat ass?
Andrew Fulton : I don't know what he is implying, but i don't like it, and neither does Cobryn, he looks hot.
[Cerberus now starts going to town with his meat thermometer on Sam Piltdown.]
Toby Navel : Cobryn grabs Triple B in a front face lock, and goes to drop him in a DDT, but Bill slides out of it and delivers another swift kick to his ass.
Jeremy Tucker : And again he is spreading his arms out in that wide circle with his cheeks puffed out this time.
Andrew Fulton : There is something wrong with that man, Cobryn doesn't have a fat ass, he has a great ass, and i can say that without sounding gay, because well, because he is Cobryn.
Toby Navel : Cobryn looks like he is going to explode, but he is too smart for that, and regains his composure.
[Cobryn moving away from Bill, and he grabs Mars, signalling to him that he wants a test of strength, Mars smiles down at him with glee, and then Cobryn says that the test isn't with him, its with Triple B.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhhh, Cobryn trying to get Mars to do his dirty work here.
[Mars smiles condescendingly at Cobryn, and then moves past him towards Triple B, and both men raise there arms for the test of strength.]
Toby Navel : Nick Cairo getting to his feet, and crawling into the ring, he doesn't look to good at all.
Jeremy Tucker : No he doesn't, and even worse now, Psycho just cracked him with that frozen dinner.
[Mars and Triple B hook up and Mars gets the advantage right away.]
Andrew Fulton : He is a damn powerful man Mars, i have a lot of time for him, he is really moving up around here.
Jeremy Tucker : He is on fire, there is no doubt, and he is dominating Bill in this test of strength, Cobryn is laughing at this now, and hang on, Triple B just slide out of the test of strength and he picks Mars up in an airplane spin and drops him with a Samoan drop.
Toby Navel : Awesome work there by Bill, but here comes The Punisher, Stein doesn't hesitate, and runs at Triple B with a drop kick, but Bill catches it and turns it into a sharpshooter.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein is in trouble here, he tries to make it to the ropes, but Cobryn is there blocking his path, and he stomps on the head of Stein while he is in the sharpshooter.]
Toby Navel : HIGHLIGHT CUTTER.. Syberus just planted Triple B with a diamond cutter out of no where breaking the submission.
[The Hellhounds now roll Sam Piltdown out of the ring, and Cerberus test drives him off the apron.]
Jeremy Tucker : There are bodies everywhere, Sam is in serious trouble all alone out there on the outside with the Hellhounds, and they throw him into the crowd, who are thrusting all asortments of weapons towards the hounds, the Puppies are in full force tonight.
Toby Navel : Wrong puppies unfortunately, i still cant believe Stein made Domino stay out the back.
[Cobryn goes to the outside as well, on the other side of the ring from the Hellhounds, and starts looking under the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Whats he up to now?
Toby Navel : Who knows, but Mars has grabbed Syb from behind, and lifts him up over his head in a Gorilla Press.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve helping Triple B to his feet, and ... ohh my god, thats PHOENIX.
Andrew Fulton: WHO?
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix, the man who just forfeited the East Coast heavyweight title last week.
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh, i don't watch there shows, whats he doing here in Australia?
Toby Navel : I'll tell you what he's doing, he is trying to make an impact, and he is going after the biggest dog there is, Cobryn.
Andrew Fulton : Stupid man.
[Phoenix grabs Cobryn by the trunks while he is down there fishing around for something, and pulls him backwards, almost ripping his pants off.]
Toby Navel : You were right Fulton, he does have a nice ass.
Andrew Fulton : When i say it, its a joke, when you do, its just plain disgusting, freak.
[CRACK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix just slammed that chair right into the skull of Cobryn, and he looks pretty pleased with himself under that mask.
Toby Navel : Cobryn is dazed, his head is resting on the ring apron.
[CRACK.]
Jeremy Tucker : Another one, Sweet Jesus.
[Syberus slides of the back of Mars, out of the Gorilla Press, and shoves Mars into Stein, sending both men toppling over the top rope.]
Toby Navel : Great move by Syberus, and them two just landed in a heap.
[The Hellhounds have moved Sam Piltdown over to the wall, and they start ramming his head into it, with the crowd chanting along.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 1
[Phoenix looks down at a fallen Cobryn and jumps back over the railing to the outside.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 2
[Syberus see's Phoenix leaving, and heads towards him.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 3
[Reeve and Bill grab Nick Cairo.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 4
[Reeve lifts Cairo up for an inverted crucifix position, and Triple B connects with an Ax kick on his way down.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 5
Jeremy Tucker : What a move, thats teamwork right there for ya, the power of Reeve,and the speed of Bill.
Purgatory's Puppies : 6
Toby Navel : The Hellhounds are having a hell of a time, no pun intended, slamming Piltdown into that concrete wall, and i didn't know the Purgatory's Puppies could count this high.
Andrew Fulton : 7
[Reeve and Bill now drag Nick Cairo to his feet, Reeve standing inbetween each man, and they start spinning around, holding hands, Reeve sends Cairo into the ropes, then sends Triple B flying into the other ropes.]
Purgatory's Puppies : 8
Jeremy Tucker : Unfettered Might.... that was the most devastating 'Unfettered Might' in the history of spears!!!
Purgatory's Puppies : 9
Toby Navel : Triple B turned Nick inside out with that one.
Purgatory's Puppies : 10.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown falls in a heap, Mars and Stein both get to there feet, staring at one another on the outside, Cobryn looks like he is on dream street, and Syberus just followed Phoenix through the curtain as Triple covers Nick Cairo.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .......................... 3!!!
Toby Navel : New champions, Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve are the new tag team champions!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars and Stein both tried to dive in and stop the count, but Reeve was there waiting on them, and blocked the way, this is unbelievable, we'll catch you next week folks, with the final No Mans Land from Tasmania before the Turmoil PPV!
[The Headless Children by WASP hits as the scene fades.]
