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[The scene opens up to show the nut in Port Stanley, Tasmania. Its twilight with the sun setting and we got the perfect weather.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO TURMOIL!!!!!!
["What you Need" by Inxs hits and the tron lights up showing highlights from the previous couple of No Mans Land's. We see Adrian Tanner holding the Australian Heavyweight Title over his head, and Syberus doing the same with the World Cruiserweight Title, then images of The Hellhounds, Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve. We see KJX pointing and yelling at Nick Cairo and then Sam Piltdown dropping Soutter on his ass, then Cairo and Piltdown standing across from each other. A shot of Cobryn on a tread mill, and Dan Stein standing in a warehouse. Mars holding the Statewide Championship, and Hero holding his fists in the air. There is a split screen shot of Troy Bishop, Phoenix and Messiah, the clip finishes with a shot of Cobryn, Troy Bishop, Hero, Phoenix and Syberus standing over Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve and then Adrian Tanner Jr giving Bill the Revolver and holding his title in the air, in the background we see Syberus eyeing the title.]
Toby Navel : Hell yeah! Ring Syndicate Australia baby, WE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to Tassie Turmoil, Syndicate Style!
Andrew Fulton : I thought Michael Hutchence was dead?
Jeremy Tucker : He is Fulton, that was just the song, not a live performance, you struggling that much for a cheap comment this early, it may be a long night for you!
Toby Navel : Man, i am pumped guys, this PPV has come around so quick, and what a night, looks like the wrestling gods are smiling down on us tonight!
Jeremy Tucker : Right on Toby, we couldn't of asked for better weather!
Andrew Fulton : Looks like its going to rain later to me guys!
Jeremy Tucker : There's not a cloud in the sky Fulton.
Toby Navel : What a night we got for you fans tonight, both the Australian Heavyweight and Tag team titles up for grabs,and Dan Stein going at it with Cobryn for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title!
Andrew Fulton : They know Toby, thats why they bought the ppv, you don't need to plug the card any more, everyone watching, has already bought it!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM THE SANDS OF EYGPT AND COMING IN AT 6'6 & 265 LBS, THE MESSIAH!!!!!
[Step up to me *the Enemy* by Sevendust hits, and Messiah comes out through the curtain below the 'tron wearing his gold robe and a golden Egyptian face mask. Exodus is walking behind him carrying his silver septor and bible, and behind them, Princess Deborah is being carried on a plush red divan carrier wearing a deep purple silk dress and she has three snakes on her, one around each arm and one around her neck. Messiah gets into the ring and Exodus goes to follow him in, but Messiah stops him, and they get into an argument as Deborah is lowered at ringside.]
Jeremy Tucker : Whats going on here? Looks like a bit of descension in the ranks already, and the other two haven't even made there way out yet!
Andrew Fulton : This is a hard match for me to call, i mean, i like all three of the competitors, o well, on the bright side at least i cant loose then!
Toby Navel : Well, actually, if you like all three of them, two of your guys will be loosing, so ....
Andrew Fulton : Whats with the snakes Jerry?
Toby Navel : Hey, i'm talking to you Fulton!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, good one Toby, you really got me with that one, a real knee slapper.
[Fulton slaps his knee with a forced chuckle as Toby stares at him in hatred.]
Andrew Fulton : So Jerry, like i was saying, whats with the snake woman?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, wow, Messiah just took the mask of his face, and shoved it forcefully into Exodus' chest, pushing him from the ring to the floor, this is a real interesting turn of events!
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM RIVERSIDE CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6'3 & 235 LBS, TROY BISHOP!!!
["Believe in Me" by Troy Bishop hits and Troy comes out to the rampway wearing sequined silver trunks and silver boots.]
Toby Navel : Ha, can you believe that Troy sings his own theme song?
Andrew Fulton : Hell yeah, this is one heck of a song, im predicting top ten easy!
[Jeremy and Toby just look at each other speechless and Troy Bishop stops halfway down the rampway staring down towards the Messiah when "Chain" by the Fire Theft hits and the lights dim, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage during the beginning chords of Chain by The Fire Theft. When the song hits the first 'CHAIN' flame pyro explodes all over the stage and Phoenix appears in the centre of the circle. Phoenix mouths off to the crowd on the way down the ramp. He gets up to Troy, who is still standing on the rampway, and the two then high 5 and stare up towards Messiah laughing, who is staring art them screaming.]
Messiah : I KNEW IT!
Andrew Fulton : He knew it guys! He knew this was a set up!
Toby Navel : I don't know if it was a planned set up, Phoenix clocked Troy Bishop last week lets not forget.
Jeremy Tucker : True Toby, they seem to be on the same page right now, but lets see what happens here.
[Phoenix and Troy move towards the ring, and Exodus cuts them off, thrusting the bible towards them and screaming at them, Troy snickers, laughing at him and ...
WHAM!!!]
Toby Navel : Phoenix just clocked Exodus, right of the bat, this guy doesn't seem to take any shit!
Jeremy Tucker : No sir, he means business, and goes to jump into the ring, but Messiah cuts him of going for a kick, making him drop back to the apron.
Toby Navel : Messiah doesn't seem to fazed with his manager Exodus getting nailed.
[Troy Bishop tries to slide into the ring, and Messiah forces him back as well. Troy and Phoenix then consult, and split up going to one side of the ring each. Both jump up on the apron and move into the ring together, with Messiah watching them both cautiously.]
Jeremy Tucker : No, he's not waiting any more, Messiah just ran right at Phoenix with a big right hand, but Phoenix just stands there and no sells it!
Toby Navel : Phoenix now with a right of his own, but Messiah blocks it, and then nails him with another right, Phoenix then delivers one of his own, these two are really going at it here early!
Jeremy Tucker : Not any more, Troy Bishop just came up from behind and, NO, Messiah was waiting for him, and he nails the incoming Troy with a back roundhouse kick, incredible.
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel : Phoenix grabs the distracted Messiah by the throat, and drills him with a devastating chokeslam!
Jeremy Tucker : CHOKESLAM! Already, this could be it right here. Phoenix drops for a cover and referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .. (Messiah kicks out easily.)
Andrew Fulton : You can't put away a superstar like Messiah that easy!
[Phoenix picks Messiah up and locks him in a front bear hug, then slams him to the mat.]
Toby Navel : Front bear hug slam there from Phoenix to Messiah, Troy back on his feet and he levels Messiah with an inverted DDT!
Jeremy Tucker : Troy and Phoenix definitely seem to be on the same page, there are groups forming here in Australia, and these two seem to be on the same side.
Toby Navel : Phoenix grabs Messiah by the hair and delivers a belly to belly suplex on him.
Jeremy Tucker : If it keeps up at this rate, this one wont last much longer, its become a bonifide handicap match right now, there is no way Messiah can keep up with both men!
[Troy with a falling neckbreaker on Messiah.]
Toby Navel : Phoenix now taking his turn, this is getting out of hand and Phoenix with a heavy Jacknife on Messiah.
[Phoenix poses for the fans, and Troy grabs Messiah and locks him in an ankle lock.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look, Troy trying to get the submission victory while Messiah is out of it and Phoenix is posing.
Toby Navel : Phoenix notices what is going on and grabs the other leg of Messiah, also locking in an ankle lock.
Jeremy Tucker : Double Ankle Lock!
Toby Navel : This is it, no one can get out of this, Messiah tries to make it to the ropes, but the two of them together are to powerful, this has turned out to be a squash match.
Jeremy Tucker : I'll bet Messiah is reconsidering his big comeback now!
[Messiah is stuck in the middle of the ring, no where to go when Exodus throws Princess Deborah into the ring to her protests. Tsalazidis notices her and goes to tell her to leave the ring.]
CRACK!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix just saved him the effort, clotheslining her right over the top rope to the floor!
BOOM!
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT WAS THAT?
Toby Navel : Exodus just shot fire at Troy from that septor of his, i saw it with my own eyes!
Andrew Fulton : The old fireball from the septor trick, got to love that!
Jeremy Tucker : Well, not normally i wouldn't, but seeing as this has been two on one, i guess anything goes.
Crack!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix just superkicked Exodus out of the ring, and he lands right on top of Deborah!
[Phoenix climbs the ropes, pauses, then flies, to the outside, nailing both Exodus and Deborah with the Phoenix Splash to a big crowd pop.]
Jeremy Tucker : Great move by Phoenix, but in the ring, i think there may be something wrong with Troy's eyes, he is still clutching them and Messiah has recovered enough to roll him up for a pin.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ................... (Troy rolls the shoulder.)
Toby Navel : Wow, Messiah nearly had him there, he gets back to his feet, and runs to the ropes, jumps up them, and flies to the outside, nailing Phoenix with a beautiful shooting star press.
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix paying for going to the outside, he nailed the managers, but now Messiah got him.
Toby Navel : Messiah rolls into the ring and Troy is really in trouble with them eyes, referee Nick Tsalazidis is trying to help him, but Troy wont let him.
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah tosses Tsalazidis out of the way and plants Troy with an Exploder suplex.
Toby Navel : I cant believe Messiah is back on his feet after all the punishment he received early, the recuperative powers of this guy are incredible.
[Northern lights powerbomb by Messiah to Troy.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah gaining the accendancy here, Phoenix starts to get to his feet on the outside, and Messiah runs at him, launching himself over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha, and the big man nailed it!
Toby Navel : Messiah is on a role, he just needs to put one of them away.
[Messiah climbs to the top rope, and flies again, nailing Troy Bishop with a nice leg drop from the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats it, thats the one he wanted, Troy cant even see!
Andrew Fulton : Hey, you think he can heal himself? Or just others?
[Messiah now signalling to the crowd that its all over, and they pop big time, as he climbs the ropes one more time.]
[CRASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Thats the Tank! Stan Wilson is here in Australia and he just ran through the crowd, jumped up on the apron, and chokeslamed Messiah off the top rope right threw the ring announce table on the outside!
[Holy Shit chant goes up and Stan rolls into the ring posing for the fans.]
Toby Navel : Big Stan is here, in Australia! He and Messiah have a long history, and it didn't take him long to see Messiah was back!
Jeremy Tucker : The crowd are going crazy, and look at Troy Bishop, he cant see a thing, the man might be permanently blinded, and he just walked right into the back of Big Stan!
Andrew Fulton : O - Ow!
[Huge chokeslam by Stan to Troy Bishop.]
Toby Navel : Phoenix is up, and he rolls into the ring, but Stan is in the zone, and he grabs Phoenix as well, chokeslamming him right ontop of his friend Troy!
Jeremy Tucker : The Tank has just cleaned house!
[Stan poses for the fans one more time, then makes his way up the rampway. Tsalazidis see's Phoenix is actually lying ontop of Troy, who has his shoulders on the mat and drops for a count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 .......................... 3~!!!!!!
FRANK SALAZAR : WINNER OF THE MATCH, PHOENIX!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Phoenix, beating not only the Messiah, but one of his allies Troy Bishop as well.
Toby Navel : Yes, but at the hands of The Tank, Stan looks in the best shape of his career, but i don't know if i would like Phoenix after me, or Messiah for that matter either.
Andrew Fulton : Bah, he helped him win, Phoenix should be thanking him!
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow i don't think that is going to happen, lets go backstage, where the Australian Heavyweight champion is standing by so i am told.
[Scene changes to show new interviewer Fifi, we know this as thats what it says her name is on her name badge.]
Fifi : Ummm, sorry guys, The champs not here right yet, he said he'd give us an interveiw as soon as he arrives though, but wait, here comes the Tank Stan Wilson, lets see if we can get a word with him.
[Fifi runs over to Stan, who is walking through the back.]
Fifi : STAN, WAIT! Can we get a quick word with you?
[Stan looks towards Fifi and the camera, but just keeps power walking, a man on a mission.]
Fifi : Damn! Looks like Stan is a bit to busy to talk with us now, back to you guys.
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Jeremy Tucker: Fans, we got a great match for you folks!
Toby Navel: That's right. It's Sam Piltdown versus Nick Cairo.
Andrew Fulton: Gotta wonder if C.K. Panic is going to have any say in the outcome?
Jeremy Tucker: We'll have to see...
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for one fall, introducing first, from Bakersfield, California, weighing in at 221 pounds, NICK CAIRO!!!
["Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory plays. Nick Cairo comes out with his singapore cane. He stops and looks at the crowd. He shakes his head and drops the cane mid-ramp, then he runs into the ring and jumps on the turnbuckles. He plays to the crowd then jumps back down to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: The question here is will they be able to set their friendship aside for the match?
Toby Navel: Of course, they are professionals!
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina, weighing in at 282 pounds, "Mr. Fixit" SAM PILTDOWN!!!
["Pink Slip" by the Unband plays. Sam Piltdown comes out and he looks at the crowd. He flashes them a smile. C.K. Panic makes his way out behind Sam Piltdown. Piltdown shakes his head at Nick Cairo who waves him in the ring. Sam Piltdown walks down slowly, finally sliding in. C.K. Panic walks to the side of the ring, then slides in.]
Jeremy Tucker: Sam Piltdown has his hand extended out, as if he wants to shake Nick Cairo's hand!
[Piltdown is smiling at Cairo, waiting for the handshake. C.K. Panic urges Cairo to shake hands. Cairo backs away for a second and then slaps the hand away. Piltdown smiles slightly and Cairo pushes C.K. Panic out of the ring.]
Toby Navel: Piltdown is staring down Cairo!
[Cairo fires a punch at Piltdown, and they commence hammering each other with punches. Piltdown gets the upper hand, as he punches Piltdown into the turnbuckles.]
Toby Navel : Piltdown is to strong for Nick to trade punches with.
Andrew Fulton: How... boring.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jimmy McCoy is breaking up the exchange!
[Nick Cairo is back to his feet, and he charges at Piltdow, clotheslining Piltdown out of the ring. Cairo slides out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is looking for his singapore cane!
Toby Navel: Panic is stopping Cairo, but Cairo irish whipped Panic into the barrier!
[Cairo grabs his cane and clocks Panic over the head with it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam from behind takes out Cairo with a double ax handle, then rams his head into the ring apron.
[Mule kick from Cairo to Piltdown, Nick picks up the cane again,and gives Sam a side Russian Leg sweep with it.]
Toby Navel: That gotta hurt!
[Cairo slides in the ring to break up the count, then he talks to the referee as Panic helps Piltdown to his feet. They have a small huddle. Then Piltdown gets on the apron. Cairo rams his body into Piltdown's stomach as he's about to enter the ring. Cairo grabs Piltdown's head]
Jeremy Tucker: SLICED BREAD #2!!!
Toby Navel: Cairo must really hate Piltdown!
[Cairo gets up and he looks at the crowd. He smiles as the crowd goes apeshit.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo's really enjoying this!
[Cairo picks up the cane and starts hammering Piltdown's sides. Then he drops the cane and slides in the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown can barely stand!
[Piltdown is slowly getting up and he slides in.]
Toby Navel: I think this match is just about done!
[Piltdown blocks a shot and fires back with his own shots. Piltdown powerbombs Cairo and falls to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: That took a bit out of both men.
[Piltdown gets up, more energized. He picks Cairo up and single-arm DDTs him. Cairo rolls onto his back and Piltdown hits the ropes and drops a leg on Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown is getting some momentum back.
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and gorilla press slams him. He slides out of the ring and pulls back some mats, exposing the concrete. He yells for Panic to get a chair.]
Toby Navel: Panic is getting a chair! What's going on?
Jeremy Tucker : Aren't these guys supposed to be freinds?
[Piltdown gets up on the apron, but Cairo punches him and then picks Piltdown up in a brainbuster and drops Piltdown outside of the ring]
Toby Navel: That was brutal!
[Cairo gets out of the ring. He sits Piltdown on the chair. He slides back in. He does a front flip top suicida onto Piltdown.]
Toby Navel: WHAT THE HELL!
[The crowd pops even more loudly than the Sliced Bread spot. Cairo laughs as he looks at the crowd. He pulls out a switchblade. Panic sees this and runs to the other side. Cairo picks Piltdown's head up and etches a X on his forehead. ]
Jeremy Tucker: This is the Ode to Grimstad, a homage to Vladimir Grimstad.
[Cairo picks Piltdown up and headbutts Piltdown in the head while Piltdown's head bounces off the ringpost repeatedly.]
Toby Navel: This is looking to be a skullfucking!
Andrew Fulton : Watch your mouth Toby! This is a family show!
[Cairo throws Piltdown in the ring and he raises his hands out. Piltdown low blows Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown isn't done!
[Piltdown gets up and wipes the blood off his head. He picks Cairo up. He goes for the full nelson DDT, but Cairo counters it into a single-arm DDT.]
Toby Navel: That was a tremendous counter!
[Cairo goes for the Death Mask, but Panic gets on the apron. Cairo is distracted. Piltdown clocks Cairo with a chair provided by Panic. Piltdown executes the Gourdbuster. He then stops to catch his breath.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown is tired from the brutality Cairo has exhibited!
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and spinebuster slams Cairo. Then a Cobra Clutch slam]
Toby Navel: Piltdown is busting out both his big moves in hopes to wear down Cairo more quickly!
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and executes a F-Bomb]
Jeremy Tucker: THE F-BOMB! That's Piltdown's finisher!
[Piltdown is down as well as Cairo from the fatigue. Panic tries to cheer Piltdown on to get up.]
Toby Navel: This move took a lot out of both men!
[Piltdown gets up, but Cairo is nowhere to be seen.]
Toby Navel: Cairo's climbing the top rope!
[Piltdown turns around to see Cairo jump off the top rope]
Jeremy Tucker: The Quebrara!
[Cairo turns the quebrara into the Death Mask]
Toby Navel: THE DEATH MASK!
[Piltdown tries to get to the ropes, but fails. He passes out]
Toby Navel: Piltdown can't get to the ropes!
[Referee McCoy counts down three times for Piltdown.He rings the bell.]
Frank Salazar: Your winner, by knockout, NICK CAIRO!!!
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentleman it's now time for your Statewide title match. Introducing first, standing at 6'2 and weighing in at 240 lbs,. this is the one, the only, HERRRRRRRRO!!!
The arenas darkends to a pitch black as the sounds of Nothing Sacred by Memento begins to play throughout the arena. Shortly into the music several large amounts of pyro begin shooting in the air around the Soutter tron, as the lights begin to slowly flash on. Very slowly Hero makes his way through the curtain and stands there, taking in the chants of the crowd, acknowledging all of the fans in the arena.
With confidence and an intense look on his face, Hero is making his way down to the arena, focused heavily on winning the States title tonight. Fans are on their feet near the guard rails trying to touch a crowd favorite in Hero, but the walk is a long and steady one, with only one thing on his mind. After what seems an eternity, Hero makes his way up the ring steps and to the apron, where he climbs the right corner turnbuckle and gives the crowd a few arm flexes, before going across the ring to the oppisite corner and doing the same.
Jeremy Tucker: Folks, never have I seen such a focused young man like I do in Hero tonight. He's here with one purpose and one purpose only.
Toby Navel: And that's to walk out of here the new Statewide Champion!
Jeremy Tucker: I was just getting to that Toby.
Andrew Fulton: He can have all the purpose he wants, but the fact is there is no way he's going to defeat Mars. I'll put next months paycheck on the line.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, standing at 7 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 340 lbs, from Parts unknown, he's your Statewide Champion, this is the God of War.....MARRRRRRSSSSSS!!!
The arena lights slowly start to dim as we hear the sounds of Unholy by Kiss. The volume begins to slowly creep to a loud pitch that echoes throughout the arena, causing Jeremy Tucker and Toby Navel to plug their ears, while Andrew Fulton seems to be getting into the music.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Souttertron begins to show bloody battles over the course of time and throughout the years of bloodbaths, as a large amount of smoke and fog begin to roll out from underneath the ramp. With a dark almost blood red like light shining down through the fog from atop the stage, out comes the Statewide Champion onto the stage, surrounded by the eerie darkness of fog, with the hooded cloak hanging down over his face.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
With the light beginning to slowly come back on, the fog and smoke drift down the aisle towards the ring where Hero anticipates his opponent.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Slowly Mars begins to step off the ramp and begins making the long journey towards the middle of the ring.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
As Mars stands just feet before the ring ropes, he looks up at Hero and slowly points his finger towards him, before making a very slow and threatening slash across his throat to signify the end of Hero tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Good God, this isn't Halloween. Just get in the ring and start the match already. He has the ring entrance that's longer then Rip Van Winkles nap.
Toby Navel: Yeah, it's not like he's that important around here or anything.
Andrew Fulton: He's your Statewide Champion, so show him some respect. I almost wonder what it would take to have him end both of your careers here, so I could carry the show by myself.
DING DING DING!!
Jeremy Tucker: Finally we're under way here. Mars has his back turned towards Hero as he slowly hands the Statewide title over the top rope to the ring announcer, but Hero is walking right up behind him.
Toby Navel: Mars turns around and gets belted with a right hand to the face, followed by a left and another right. Is he trying to sign his death wish tonight?
Jeremy Tucker: But it seemingly has no effect on him, as Mars is just standing there brushing off the punches like nothing with that sadistic smile of his. Almost frightening to see this psychopath smile.
Toby Navel: Hero's not giving up though. He keeps firing with lefts and rights like a boxing match, but Mars is having none of this. He's just taking a few small steps back, but he's just smiling at Hero.
Jeremy Tucker: That's one sadistic man right there, the smile gives me the chills.
Toby Navel: Well he's got a cold look in his eyes and i'm sure his heart is colder then that.
Jeremy Tucker: What heart? The man is a basketcase with no human morals.
Toby Navel: Hero continues to blast Mars with lefts and rights and almost has him back against the ropes, but what's this?
Jeremy Tucker: Hero has stopped with the punches and he's looking at the ropes and back up at Mars. But why is he wasting time? He has the champion against the ropes and should be going for more punishment here.
Toby Navel: It's almost like he doesn't know what to do now, and is confused on the next phase in his game plan.
Jeremy Tucker: If Hero has any hope or chance of winning the title tonight he needs to have a solid game plan, not stop and think as we go along here.
Toby Navel: Hero's just belted Mars in the face as hard as he can and Mars is trying to stand on his feet, as Hero has just jumped to the top turnbuckle as quick as anyone i've ever seen.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero is primed and set, dropkick to Mars right square in the jaw, and what force.
Toby Navel: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! He just sent Mars flying across the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Calm down Toby, it's just a dropkick.
Hero makes his way across the ring and stands over the face of Mars looking down with adrenaline running through his body.
Hero: Still not afraid of me flying boy!!
Toby Navel: What confidence on Hero's part as he lays a few kicks into Mars. He's sending a message fast and early in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero has the upper hand early in this match-up but what's he thinking now?
Toby Navel: I don't know, but Hero's just bent down to help Mars to his feet and now he's sending him into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars bounces off the ropes but is met with a flying forearm by Hero.
Toby Navel: Now he's running over to the ropes and comes back with the rolling thunder onto Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum drops to the mat as Hero goes for an early cover.
Jack Ripum: One......
Toby Navel: Did you see that? Mars just flung Hero off his chest like a bag of flour, and Hero is half way across the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Can't really blame him for going for an early pinfall. I wouldn't want to be in the same ring as Mars any longer then I had to either.
Toby Navel: Hero runs back against the ropes and goes straight towards Mars who is on his feet and meets him with a thundering clothesline.
Andrew Fulton: He took his head off!!!! That's the move of the night right there. Count to three, this match is over.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans seem to be booing Mars who grabs Hero and tosses him against the turnbuckle like ragweed.
Toby Navel: Look at the strength of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars walks over to the turnbuckle and starts laying the boots into the gut of Hero and here comes referee Jack Ripum, trying to move Mars away from Hero.
Toby Navel: No doing there, Mars just keeps laying the boots into Hero and the referee is givign Mars yet another warning to back off.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just shoves the referee onto the mat and continues laying into Hero.
Toby Navel: Well, looks like our champion just bought himself a disqualification early in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: The crowd is laying the boos thick on Mars as he turns towards the crowd and gives them a slashing sign across the throat, but Hero is making his way out of the corner.
Toby Navel: Give him some credit, he's in the match with a psychopath but fighting with a heart of gold tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: And it's that same heart that just may be the key point in him winning the Statewide title.
Toby Navel: Mars turns around and is met with a roundhouse kick but he's not reacting to it.
Jeremy Tucker: Another roundhouse kick by Hero but Mars still shows no reaction. What is it going to take for this big man to go down?
Toby Navel: Hero whips Mars into the ropes and bends down sending Mars over with a backdrop but look at this. Mars is on his feet!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Hero runs back against the ropes and goes for another flying forearm but Mars steps out of the way and Hero is laying flat on his chest.
Andrew Fulton: Looks like he can fly, but he's sure not accurate on his landing location.
Toby Navel: Mars is licking his lips and lifts Hero up over his head and drops him straight down onto his knee.
Jeremy Tucker: My God, that looked painful and then some.
Toby Navel: Mars isn't done though as he lifts Hero back up over his head in a military press and he's just holding him up there.
Jeremy Tucker: What strength and power by the champion as he's walking towards the ropes with Hero over his head.
Toby Navel: What's he going to do with him now?
Jeremy Tucker: I have no idea, but when you're 7 feet tall you can do pretty much anything you want.
Toby Navel: OH MY!!! He just dropped Hero over the top rope and straight onto the time keepers table. What brute strength and power!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is flashing that sinister smile as he's just standing there looking at the fallen body of Hero. I have no idea how much longer Hero can keep in this match.
Toby Navel: I don't know but we're about to find out. Mars is stepping over the top rope and heading towards the ring announcer to grab a steel chair.
Jeremy Tucker: The referee leaves the ring and he's trying to take the chair away from Mars now, who lets him take the chair rather easily.
Toby Navel: But here's why, Mars has the Statewide title and is dropped down, just waiting on Hero who's trying to get to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero's pulling himself up with the help of the guard rail, but here comes the referee snagging the title now from Mars.
Toby Navel: Mars is now irrate with the referee and is focusing on him as Hero grabs the time keepers bell and drops down in position.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars shoves referee Jack Ripum to the ground and kicks the title aside before turning around towards Hero.
SMASH!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Hero just clocked the champion with the timekeepers bell and Mars is down on his back. Hero now drops between Mars legs with the timekeepers bell and the fans are going wild.
Jeremy Tucker: I don't know what Hero is thinking, but if he wanted to upset the champion he's doing a good job. Referee Jack Ripum slides back in the ring and starts the ten count, but here comes Hero right back in after him.
Andrew Fulton: Is the referee paying attention? That is an automatic dq!!! We really need instant replay here in wrestling.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is slow to get to his feet, but he's got one angry look on his face. Hero just opened up a door to hell I believe.
Toby Navel: Mars jumps up on the ring apron but doubles over in pain and Hero nails him with a clothesline sending the champion right back onto the arena floor.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are going wild and Hero is back in this match. Running across the ring here he comes flying over the top rope with a Swanton bomb. Hero jumps to his feet and slides back in the ring.
Toby Navel: Hero's posing for the crowd and goes for another Swanton bomb but Mars rolls off to the left and Hero nails his head on the arean floor.
Jeremy Tucker: OUCH! That looks painful and Mars is slowly getting to his feet and boy does he look angry.
Toby Navel: Looks like the sleeping giant has just been woken up.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars grabs Hero and stands him up before whipping him into the ring post and follows it up with a clothesline, smashing his head up agaisnt the ring post.
Toby Navel: Hero has just fallen onto the arena floor like a ...I don't know. He was just manhandled there.
Jeremy Tucker: Well the champion doesn't appear done as he picks up Hero and lifts him high over his head and drops him face first on the ring steps.
Toby Navel: I don't believe the kind of monster this man is. He seemingly has no regards for human life.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars lifts Hero up once again and wraps his massive arms around him in a bear hug and he's slamming him up against the ring post.
Toby Navel: The referee has lost control of this match as he's not even bothering with the ten count.
Jeremy Tucker: It's not like he'd listen to the referee. Mars doesn't listen to anyone.
Toby Navel: The champion releases the bear hug and now lifts Hero high above his head and throws him over the top rope and back into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Brute strength and a power game is what the champion has to offer. Get a look at this monster because he's going to be a dominant force for sometime to come.
Toby Navel: Don't say that! It's enough to give me nightmares.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars walks up the ring steps very slow and with intimidation before entering the ring again. He is now standing over a fallen Hero and grabs him by the legs and tosses him across the ring, almost similar to an airplane spin.
Toby Navel: The champion lifts up Hero and whips him into the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face, before going down for the cover.
Jack Ripum:One........Two..........
Jeremy Tucker: Hero just lifted his shoulder at the last second.
Toby Navel: Where did he find the strength to do that?
Jeremy Tucker: He has a heart of gold and won't give up this easily.
Toby Navel: Mars seems a bit upset as he gets up and shoves the referee into the ropes, but the referee shoves Mars back.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh no, looks like referee Jack Ripum's career is about to end.
Toby Navel: Mars just laughs at the official who is now slowly backing away, but here comes Hero, slowly getting back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are on their feet trying to rally behind Hero as he gets to his feet, although in pain.
Toby Navel: Mars is snarling at the official and Hero is making his way behind Mars and taps him on the shoulder.
Jeremy Tucker: Kick to the groin by Hero who follows it up with two roundhouse kicks.
Toby Navel: Hero runs against the ropes and comes charging at Mars with a spear but the champion steps out of the way and referee Jack Ripum is speared to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: I hope this referee has life insurance because he's getting it from all ends tonight.
Andrew Fulton: From the looks of his face and outfit, he looks like he gets it from all ends.
Toby Navel: Hero looks at the official and quickly turns his attention back to the champion connecting with yet another roundhouse kick.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero bounces off the ropes and connects with a dropkick to the knees of Mars and goes back for yet another dropkick and connecting again.
Toby Navel: Hero is trying to knock the champion off his feet and leaves the ring, but for what?
Jeremy Tucker: Hero tosses in a steel chair and the statewide title towards the middle of the ring, and the fans are tearing the roof down with their cheers.
Toby Navel: It's fair game, as Hero is just returning the favor that Mars tried to do earlier in the match.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero slides in the ring and grabs the steel chair, leveling Mars in the back of the head, yet the champion refuses to go down.
Toby Navel: How is it possible that the champion won't go down with a chair shot to the head?
Jeremy Tucker: I have no idea, but a second chair shot to the back of the head and Mars is still on his feet.
Toby Navel: This is incredible, i've never seen anything like this.
Jeremy Tucker: A third chair shot to the back of the head sends the champion down to the mat, flat on his back and now Hero is going for the Statewide title.
Toby Navel: Hero places the title on the face of Mars, and now he's walking over to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle.
Jeremy Tucker: You don't think he's going to fly do you?
Andrew Fulton: Why won't this incompitant referee get up? This is an automatic dq!!
Toby Navel: Hero poses for the crowd and now he's flying towards the champion and connects with a head butt.
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the ooohs and ahhhs of this crowd! Mars appears to have a small cut on his forehead now thanks to the connecting headbutt.
Toby Navel: Yeah, but look at Hero. He's on the mat laying on his stomach. I'm not sure who that move hurt the most?
Jeremy Tucker: The referee is slow to get to his feet as Mars rolls over and grabs the statewide title.
Toby Navel: Mars is on his feet and bounces off the ropes and HOLY CRAP!! He just connected with a fierce title smash to the face.
Andrew Fulton: I hope Hero enjoyed that, because that's as close to the title as he'll ever come.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum just saw the whole thing, but he's letting the match continue.
Toby Navel: You almost think that Mars is trying to get dq'd because he's asking the referee if he saw the carnage he just did to Hero.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion takes the title belt and places that over the face of Hero while taking the steel chair and lifting it high over his head.
Toby Navel: The referee is letting this all go, He must be scared of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just came crashing down with that steel chair over the face of Hero and connecting with the title belt.
Toby Navel: But he's not through as he connects a second time, wait now a third time, good god Mars is repeatedly beating Hero with that steel chair.
Jeremy Tucker: What a sadistic man! What kind of sick freak would get pleasure from this?
Toby Navel: The referee needs to get some guts and put a stop to this and fast.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars tosses the steel chair over the top rope and grabs Hero by the neck, standing him up on his feet.
Toby Navel: A bloody and dazed Hero is wobbly as Mars goes for a powerbomb.
Jeremy Tucker: That's it, match over.
Referee: One.......
Two.........
Thre.......
Toby Navel: What on earth was that?
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just pulled Hero up on purpose and smiles at the referee.
Toby Navel: This man has a hard on for punishment.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion gets to his feet and stand over Hero jumping up in mid air taunting him.
Mars: Look, I can fly!
Toby Navel: What a sick man.
Jeremy Tucker: Well he's not done as he lifts up Hero and nails him with a vicious heart punch.
Referee: One......
Two.......
Thre......
Jeremy Tucker: Again, Mars pulls Hero up and is now being given a warning by the referee.
Toby Navel: Like that is going to matter now.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion lifts up Hero and ....OH MY GOD!!
Toby Navel: THE APOCALYPSE....THE APOCALYPSE...THE APOCALYPSEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What force, what brute strength.....what a SICK and sadistic man!
Toby Navel: But he's not done with the insult to injury. Mars has just grabbed the Statewide title and he just starts pummelling Hero with it!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars is one Sadistic man!
Toby Navel : Referee Jack Ripum just standing there watching Mars pummelling Hero with that Statewide title, and now Hero is busted open!
[Jack Ripum calls for the bell, and Mars raises the Statewide Title over his head.]
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, by disqualification, HERO!!!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, we all know who really won this match, look who's standing, and who isnt, and look who still has the title, (immitation of Frank salazars voice) MARS!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars leaving Jack with no other choice there but to DQ him, lets go to the back folks where Mike Ross is waiting with the champ, Adrian Tanner Jr.]
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*Cut backstage where the Australian Heavyweight Champion, Adrian Tanner is standing with former XGW announcer turned Australia interviewer Mike Ross. Brandon Fernandez stands behind them in the camera shot with a sign that says "I'd rather be him than be Messiah" with an arrow pointing to Ross.*
Mike Ross: Thank's guys. Mike Ross here with the champ, Adrian Tanner! Adrian, you're just moments away from your first title defense. Is there any butterflies going into tonights match?
Adrian Tanner: Did you seriously just ask me that question?
Mike Ross: Uh...yeah.
*Adrian motions to Brandon, who proceeds to slap the back of Mike's head.*
Adrian Tanner: How did Melvyn put up with this garbage?
Mike Ross: I have no idea...Hey!
Adrian Tanner: Do I have butterflies about my first title defense? No. Why should I? If my opponent doesnt care enough about this match, to give me atleast a tiny bit of competition in the promos, then why in the hell should I?
*Brandon holds up a sign that reads "because your Better"*
Adrian Tanner: That's right Brandon. I'll be honest with you Mike, I wanted butterflies. I wanted to come into this match tonight and have that feeling that anything could and would happen. I wanted to know that I was, albeit only a tiny bit, in danger of losing MY Australian Heavyweight Title tonight. Why?
*Brandon pulls out a sign with "You're crazy?" written on it*
Adrian Tanner: No, I'm not crazy. I know how good Syberus is. I knew this was a big match. I wanted that challenge. I wanted the Syberus that beat Terence Tyler and Jeremiah Vastrix for the World Cruiserweight Title at Genesis. I wanted the Syberus that's had Match of the year candidates with Adam Haven of all people.
I wanted the Syberus that won the IWA Television title! I wanted the Syberus that took Triple B to the limits twice and shouldve won both times! Not this shell of Syberus who didnt think enough of a person who's already beaten him once to give it all for this match!
The fact is Mike, I've already got this match won. I just hope I get SOME fight out of Sybershell before the match is over!
*Adrian walks off screen, Brandon follows quickly after him*
Mike Ross: Well, there you have it folks. Lets send it down to the ring for the next match!
*Camera cuts back to the ring*
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Frank Salazar: The following match, scheduled for one fall, will determine the number one contender for the Ring Syndicate World Title!
Jeremy Tucker: "This is a big one folks. Cobryn is a main event player in all the wrong ways, and Stein has been proving himself to Soutter one way or another for weeks. This match will determine who gets his mitts on Adam Plummer for the title...
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins...
A7 slowly makes his way towards the ring, strutting to the beat with a bemused smirk on his face, Yuki and Suki keeping a step behind, glaring at the crowd from behind their watchful eyes. He ignores the ring and makes his way over to the announce table.]
Andrew Fulton: Mr Seven! How are the two of them... I mean, how are you doing today, champ?
[A7 takes a seat while the girls stay as close to Plummer as they can without being in grabbing distance of the fans.]
A7: "Watch that mouth now, or these ladies might have to rip out your tounge..."
[Fulton gulps until 7 starts laughing. Fulton begins laughing too, nervously, then 7 stops short and stares a hole through Andrew. Fulton shuts up immediately.]
Jeremy Tucker: "So Adam, it's been, god, nearly two months since you won the gold, and you haven't had to do, well, a damn thing that whole time."
Toby Navel: Except last NML, reffing that match that turned into you getting your ass kick..."
[Jeremy cuts him off.]
Jeremy Tucker: "A bit overzealous he is... Shut up kid the champ is here, don't disrespect him."
A7: "It's fine Tucker. I got put into a situation I shouldn't have been in. Soutter should have know about this damned group ahead of time, and should have protected his champ.
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
Frank Salazar: "INTRODUCING FIRST, ACCOMPANIED BY DOMINO, STANDING 6'7" AND WEIGHING 265 POUNDS, THE PUNISHER DAN STEIN!!!"
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points to Seven, then quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd. Stein gives an intense look to Seven.]
Jeremy Tucker: "Stein is looking intense, ready for this match against Cobryn. He wants that belt."
A7: "Everyone wants this belt."
[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. COBRYN!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . COBRYN!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 ..3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ..2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: COBRYN WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]
Frank Salazar : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 64 and weighing in at 250 pounds His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...
COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!
Jeremy Tucker: "Cobryn is in this for all the marbles. Not only is he looking for that title shot, he's said that if Dan Stein can beat him, he'll retire!"
Toby Navel: "That's right. I'm surprised he'd take that risk but that's the cockiness of Cobryn showing through. He probably figures his lackeys will show up and save him."
Andrew Fulton: "Oh please. Cobryn isn't going anywhere. He just said that to get Stein's best, because he doesn't want Stein to say something like 'I didn't give my all'. Cobryn is here to stay girls."
A7: "Personally I don't give a damn who wins, it won't matter. I'll take them all out PDQ."
[Cobryn notices Domino making gestures at him, so he shrugs and wanders her way. She backs off slowly, egging him on. As he approaches the announce table, Yuki and Suki step in looking rather dangerous. As Cobryn smirks and waves off the duo, Stein reaches through the ropes and drags Cobryn up to the apron, then suplexs him in the ring as ref Fred Saflok rings the opening bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein starting off strong bringing Cobryn into the ring the hard way. He plays to the crowd briefly as Cobryn gets up, then nails a swinging neckbreaker to drop Cobryn right back to the ground!
Toby Navel: Stein wasting no time in going for a cover here, just two powerful moves and he's trying to end it early! Saflok counts...
One....
T... Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: It's going to take more than that to finish Cobryn. That's one tenacious man fighting for his career.
Toby Navel: Stein pulling Cobryn up this time, that's a mistake, Cobryn with short hard jabs to the solar plexus, and Stein is staggered... Cobryn stands, springboard dropkick takes Stein off his feet!
A7: Did this match start yet?
Toby Navel: Yes, it...
A7, Fulton, and Tucker: Shut up.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn with a double stomp to the chest, that had to hurt.
A7: Stein's fine.
Andrew Fulton: That whole gasping for air thing is just a ruse to make Cobryn feel better and get cocky.
Matthew Perry: Could he BE any cockier?
Andrew Fulton: Where the hell did he come from?
Jeremy Tucker: Who?
Andrew Fulton: Matthew Perry.
Toby Navel: Oh he's from FRIENDS.
Andrew Fulton: No, I meant he just said...
A7: Are you high?
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn pulling Steing up now, throwing hard knees into the man's face, then his gut, hoists him up, and hangs him over the top rope!
[Cobryn moves to the ropes, climbing them then pulling on the top rope hard, slingshotting Stein back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein starts to get up and Cobryn stalks him from behind, sends a hard knee to the back, setting up the Answer! Cobryn looking to finish, picks Stein up but Stein knows what's coming and struggles, grabbing Cobryn around the head and falling, double ko there!
Toby Navel: Cobryn couldn't get Stein all the way up since Dan was fighting so hard, but instead of landing back on his feet Stein grabbed Cobryn and fell, hitting a Cutter on Cobryn as Cobryn dropped Stein in a reverse DDT drop.
[Stein has enough sense to shove Cobryn off of him while they recover. Fred starts the count while Domino pounds on the mat cheering Stein on.]
Jeremy Tucker: Both men recovering pretty quickly here, and Cobryn attacks with some overhand closed fist punches... Stein takes a few then pulls Cobryn in for a nasty headbutt that drops Cobryn to a knee... Stein hits a sitdown gutwrench powerbomb! He's covering, this could spell the end of Cobryn's career!
[Fred drops to count...
One...
T...
"Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides making Stein jump off Cobryn and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino slides in the Peacemaker and Stein stares at the entrance looking for Phoenix, but no one comes out and the music quickly stops.]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell was that about?
Toby Navel: I don't know, but the ref sees that Stein has that weapon in hand and is arguing with him. Dan just points to the entranceway saying he was looking out for an attack, but the ref doesn't care. No one's there, and he rips it away.
Jeremy Tucker: As the ref takes the Peacemaker to the far side of the ring, Cobryn nails Stein with a blatant low blow! The ref saw nothing! He manuvers Stein to the corner climbs to the second rope and drops a quick Diamond Dust '02 on the Punisher!
[Cobryn pins Stein but only gets a one as Stein foots the rope.]
A7: Cobryn doesn't change, ever. And what is that girl up to?
[Domino has hopped up the the apron and is giving Cobryn another come hither look. She's turned somewhat sideways and is slowly sliding up her skirt as Cobryn advances.]
Andrew Fulton: She's up to about the halfway mark of my dreams...
Jeremy Tucker: We don't want to hear about that. Domino is distracting Cobryn, and Stein is taking advantage and recovering in the back. He sees Cobryn going after Domino, and charges! Cobryn moves and Stein stops short of running into Domino!
[Stein points to his head showing how smart he was to stop but Cobryn smirks and dropkicks him in the back, ramming him into Domino who flies off the apron and lands in a heap on Yuki and Suki!]
A7: Dammit Stein don't make me get in there and kick your ass myself!
[Stein gets pissed and turns to get Cobryn who bolts. Cobryn slides under the ropes and Stein chases him around the ring.]
Toby Navel: What is this musical valet?
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn's to the announce table and slides in before hitting A7, Stein gets to the same spot and he and Plummer get into it verbally before Stein gets in the ring himself, but Cobryn was waiting and lays the boots down to Stein's back.
[Cobryn plays up to the crowd this time and walks back only to have Stein roll him up in a schoolboy! Saflok counts, only gets two before Cobryn kicks, looking pissed off.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn not happy, not at all. He kicks a standing Stein in the gut and plants him with a Snap DDT, and then slingshot catapults Stein to hang him over the top rope again!
Toby Navel: Stein recovering quickly though, and catching Cobryn in a tilt-a-whirl slam! Not wasting time, he drags Cobryn up for a fall away piledriver! And a pin attempt!
[Fred down...
One...
Two...
T... Kickout!]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn kicks out again! He won't stay down!
Toby Navel: Stein for a brainbuster! Cobryn blocked it and breaks out with a thumb to the eye! Belly to belly snap suplex sends Stein flying!
A7: Halfway decent display but neither is ready for me.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein rolls up and bounces off the ropes to clothesline Cobryn down, twice, three times, Cobryns bouncing up and down and Stein is furious.
Toby Navel: Cobryn taking a little longer this time to get up, grabbing on to Saflok and forcing him in between the competitors Rake to the eyes, reverse neckbreaker, no! Stein reverses into one of his own! The Twilight Hammer!
Jeremy Tucker: Pinfall attempt, Saflok drops to count, one two three no Cobryn kicks out! I thought Stein had it there!
A7: Looks like that Twilight Hammer hurt, Cobryn is holding his neck, moving slowly
["Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides for the second time making Stein twist around and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino is back at ringside after being forcibly helped up by the twins, and slides in the Peacemaker and Stein stares at the entrance looking for Phoenix, but again no one comes out and the music quickly stops.]
A7: This is getting annoying. What idiot is back there running the tech truck? I mean thats twice already!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein is just as annoyed at you, hes about to unload on Cobryn with that Peacemaker, but Saflok grabs it and pulls it away! The ref is on top of his game today, making sure Stein doesnt get himself DQd.
[WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton: Thats what Stein gets! Cobryn pulls out a pair of brass knucks and gives Stein a love tap right between the eyes!
Toby Navel: He drops the knucks and keels over, pulling Stein on top of him! What is this? He having a heart attack? Annurism? Does he want to retire?
Jeremy Tucker: No, hes hiding from the ref! Saflok turns, sees Stein pinning, and doesnt know whats up. He counts
One .
Two .
Toby Navel: Cobryn kicks out right after two, showing that it took a lot of effort to get himself out of that pin. Finally Fred sees the knucks, checks out both men, and he doesnt know whats going on either! He drops them off by the peacemaker as Cobryn is pulling Stein up.
[Cobryn lays a few forearms into Stein then whips him to the ropes. Stein grabs hold to stop himself but Cobryn follows up quickly with a clothesline and they both flip to the outside.]
A7: Why did they have to fall on that side? I wanted to see this up close!
Jeremy Tucker: Both men are tired, an extreme effort put forth in this match, getting up very slowly. Stein grabs Cobryn and tries to whip him into the steel steps Cobryn stops, hiptoss onto the stairs! Stein hits hard and bounces off, managing to actually LAND on his feet, but clutching at his back.
Toby Navel: Cobryn climbs the steps, grabbing Stein in a reverse ddt position, he may be trying for the Answer on the steps!
Jeremy Tucker: Whatever it was, Stein STILL isnt going for it, as he actually drags Cobryn over his head and drives him down to the mat with a nasty piledriver!
Toby Navel: Both men are down, and Saflok is counting them both out! No ones going to win!
[The twins are sent on the apron by Seven and they distract the ref, breaking the count. Domino brings the Peacemaker and the knucks to Stein who is just pulling himself up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like Stein is going to get some payback here! He slides on those knucks, then wraps his hand around that Peacemaker and lines up Cobryn
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel: Cobryn falls in a heap, and I think that shot busted him open! Stein tosses the weapons over to this near corner and drags Cobryn back up to roll him in the ring as the girls rejoin Seven. What was that all about?
A7: I like my gold, but dammit someone needs to get beat on, Seven style. I dont care which one of these fools it is, but someones gotta pay.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein drops to pin
One
Two
Th Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: Shit! He kicked out again! This is embarrassing! Cobryns antics have stained this fed for too long now. Time to end it and move on!
[Stein gets up and stalks around the ring, deciding his next attack. He is visibly upset and stares a hole through Cobryn as he waits.]
Toby Navel: Cobryns starting to stand up and Stein hunts him down, putting both arms over Cobryn and squeezes What is that? Kind of remindes me of a torture rack, but if you were perpendicular?
Andrew Fulton: You want a purple dick in her?
Toby Navel: Thats not what I said.
A7: That, boys, is old school. Jesse Venturas Inverted Body Vise.
Toby Navel: Thank you Plummer.
A7, Tucker, Fulton: Shut up.
Toby Navel: Saflok breaks it up and Stein considering his next move
Jeremy Tucker: Hes had enough and Punisher is back in, gutwrench powerbomb! He practically drove Cobryn straight through the mat! Saflok counts
One
Two
Thr Kickout!
[Stein jumps up and starts yelling at the ref, slapping his hands together to show a three count.]
Toby Navel: He seems upset.
Jeremy Tucker: What was your first clue?
Toby Navel: That big vein on
Jeremy Tucker: Rhetorical question, numbnuts. Stein goes back to get Cobryn, but he has rolled out of the ring. He reaches through the ropes to grab him, but Cobryn swings up and cracks Stein with the Peacemaker! Ref!
Toby Navel: Ref was out of position there, and Cobryn twists Stein around and jumps off the apron, hanging Stein over that top rope and bouncing him back in to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobyrn slides back in the ring shaking his head and wiping some blood away, going for a pin
One
Two
Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein isnt going to be put out like that!
Toby Navel: Cobryn gets Stein up enough and hits a face first piledriver! But Cobryn collapses as well, and both men are down!
One
Two
Toby Navel: Stein unbelievably the first to move
Three
Andrew Fulton: But Cobryn isnt far behind
Four
Five
Jeremy Tucker: Both men to a knee
Six
Seven..
A7: Yeah ref?
Eight
A7: Oh, right. *chuckles to the girls about his joke*
Jeremy Tucker: Both men to their feet now Cobryn with overhand punches, Stein responding in kind Stein catches Cobryns arm Twisting it around, down, under Hes looking around! Pumphandle! Sit down pumphandle slam! Hammer of Justice! Fuck yes Stein hit the Hammer!
Toby Navel: Its not helping him much though, he just fell back to the ropes, Cobryn looks to be out but Stein can barely move
["Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides for the third time making Stein try to turn and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino is also looking up the ramp as Syberus runs into the ring striaght at Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker : Its Syberus, not Phoenix!
A7 : Bleh, one lackey is as good as another!
[Syberus charges Stein, but Stein see's him coming and sends him sailing right back over the top rope with a huge right hand.]
Toby Navel : There goes Syb, wait, now its Hero!
[Hero slides into the ring, a bit battered from his match with Mars, and runs at Stein, but Stein bends down and back body drops Hero over the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, The Punisher is cleaning house! Hero just landed right ontop of Syb!
[Phoenix now comes from the back, grabs the Peacemaker from Domino forcibly shoving her to the ground.]
Jeremy Tucker : The referee leaning over the ropes telling Syb and Hero to get out of here. Phoenix slides into the ring, and cleans The Punishers clock, cracking him with his own Peacemaker, and Stein is down!
Toby Navel : Just too many numbers, why don't you get in there and do something Seven?
A7 : Why should i, i dont care who wins, and to tell you the truth, i kind of want to face Cobryn!
[Phoenix shakes Cobryn around reviving him and slides out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cobryn up now, he grabs Stein, THE ANSWER! Cobryn just nailed Stein with the Answer!!!!
[Cobryn drops for the cover.]
One ......
Two ........
THREE!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He got it! Cobryn won the match! Although by dubious means, it took three of his allies to help him out, but he got it, and now its you and him on New Years Eve Seven!
A7 : Sounds like a plan to me!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits and Seven stands up, showing Cobryn his World Heavyweight title while Cobryn gets his hand raised.]
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Apr 28, 2004#3
Jeremy Tucker: Its finally come time for the Australian tag team championships. Next up is going to be an awesome match of two great tag teams, the Australian champions, Triple B and Ruthless Reeve
Andrew Fulton: Wannabe champs that were lucky they even won those titles in the first place.
Jeremy Tucker:...will take on the biggest, baddest, meanest tag team in the land, the Ring Syndicate World Tag Team champions, the HellHounds with their manager, the great Hardkore Johnnie Valentine!
Andrew Fulton: Now thats what I can a REAL tag team. Theyre going to rip the limbs right off those 2 pansies and beat them over the head with them.
Toby Navel: Not to mention that they are the Ring Syndicate World Tag Team champs!
Andrew Fulton: Is there a bleepin echo in this place? Yeah, between your ears, you moron. Keep up with that witty banter and Ill let the Hounds use YOU as a weapon.
Jeremy Tucker: Here we go, heres Frank Salazar with the call!
Frank Salazar: The following match is set for one fall, and it is for the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Championship!! Coming to the ring
[Hot to Death by Everlast plays over the PA, as the man they call Ruthless Reeve makes his way to the ring, Australian Tag Team title around his waist.]
Frank Salazar: From Melbourne, Australia weighing 317 pounds .
[The crowd pops huge for the Aussie.]
Frank Salazar: And .
Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine opens with the crowd coming to life in the background and white smoke rising from the entrance. Purple strobes flash incessantly from behind the smoke as the guitar riff hits.
[I be walkin god like a dog
My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein]
Frank Salazar: From Asbury Park, New Jersey .
[And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard]
He clenches his hands and fingers repeatedly.
[What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
Calm like a bomb!!!]
Frank Salazar: Weighing in at 225 pounds
He charges forward at top speed, the crowd erupting with a maddening roar.
[Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite- Ignite
Calm Like a Bomb!!!]
Frank Salazar: They are the Australian Tag Team champions, RUTHLESS L. REEVE, AND TRIPLE B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He slides into the ring with so much force he nearly slides out the other side. He leaps to his feet with his teeth bared and fists clenched.]
Jeremy Tucker: I have to say, Triple B does not look the same tonight, there is just something off about him this evening. Clearly, the events of the past weeks have affected him greatly
Andrew Fulton: Something? Hes been weird his whole life, what the hell you talking about? No weirder than usual. Hes always been that weird. But you know what; a REAL tag team is coming down, so shut yer yap!
Frank Salazar: And, making their way to the ring area
["I Put a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson hits, and Jonnie leads the Hellhounds down to the ring led by their chain dog collars. Jonnie has both Ring Syndicate World tag belts.]
Frank Salazar: Form the Land of ravish and Honey, at a total combined weight of 610 pounds, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Hardkore Johnnie Valentine, they are the Ring Syndicate Tag Team Champions of the World PSYCHO, CERBERUS ..THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!
[The Purgatory Puppies are going nuts at ringside. Valentine can hardly hold down the Hounds. Referee D.J. DeMarco looks on.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh man, the Hounds are gonna tear these two apart. And, theyre going to take the Australian tag belts as well! Wheres my popcorn? WOO-HOO!
[Triple B and Reeve hit the ring. Valentine releases the Hounds, and they immediate go after the pair.]
Jeremy Tucker: Wow! The Hounds are going right after them in the ring!!
Andrew Fulton: ATTACK!! ATTACK!!! Oh, sorry, lost my composure.
[The Hounds go after each opponent. Triple B is unloading unusually stiff kicks on Psycho, and he looks a bit surprised by the quick assault. Reeve and Cerberus and trading punches in the middle of the ring. Triple B throws Psycho to the ring, and continues the furious kick assault.]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at Triple B. Hes trying to rip one of the Hounds apart early! I havent seen this kind of intensity from him before at all!
DING, DING!!!!
Andrew Fulton: It must be that hes, uh, nuts!!
Jeremy Tucker: Theres the bell, finally. Clearly, this is not the same Triple B weve seen before
[Cerberus breaks from Reeve and slams hard into Triple B. Reeve flies in right behind him, pulling off Cerberus and throws more punches at him. The ref pulls these two off, and in the ensuing melee, Psycho lands a blatant low blow knee to Triple B. Valentine points to the corner and psycho retreats to it as Triple B rolls out of the ring in pain.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oooh, low blow!! It looks like we are getting Reeve and Cerberus to start this match, although its clear it started well before the bell.
Toby Navel: These two teams clearly do not like each other, so dont expect a technical battle to brew here today.
[Cerberus trades more punches in the middle of the ring. Reeve blocks a punch, and another, punches Cerberus, and attempts a standing dropkick. It misses badly.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh my God, what an idiot! What the hell is this guy smoking? A 7 footer trying a standing dropkick?!
Jeremy Tucker: Cant argue with that much there.
Andrew Fulton: My God, we could have the 2 craziest bastards to ever walk the face of the earth in the ring right this second!
Toby Navel: Theres no question the HellHounds are an unorthodox, reckless tag team, and they dont talk either.
Andrew Fulton: I was talking about Triple B and Reeve, you imbecile.
Toby Navel: Well, maybe if you pulled your lips off the Hounds arse
[Cerberus gets down and throws on a blatant chokehold. Ref pulls them off. Reeve gets up, lands a sidewalk slam. Reeve runs to the corner and tags in Triple B. Similarly, Cerberus backs up and tags in Psycho.]
Jeremy Tucker: A couple of tags to Triple B and Psycho. Quick back and forth going here early
[Triple B comes in a bit slower after the low blow, trading puches with Psycho, and Psycho grabs Triple Bs arm and throws him into a short-arm Clothesline From Home. Psycho pulls him up, and gives him another.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whoa, Psycho is trying to decapitate Triple B!!
[Psycho tries for a third, but Triple B reverses, and hits a single-leg takedown. Falling with him, Triple B lands 3 hard blows on the back of Psychos skull.]
Jeremy Tucker: What has gotten into Triple B, hes not doing anything close to his normal repertoire!
Toby Navel: Man, the new Triple B looks like he abandoned his martial arts. He hitting away like a wild animal!
Andrew Fulton: Gotta be the food poisoning from that rotten meat caused brain damage. Maybe hes rabid. Call in the vet!
[Triple B tags in Reeve. Psycho gets back up, and catches Reeve with several punches. He tags in Cerberus. Cerberus rushes Reeve, and they trade blows, back and forth. Cerberus blocks a Reeve punch and lands a hard headbutt.]
Toby Navel: Brutal headbutt by Cerberus.
Andrew Fulton: That oughtta make the dumb dumber. Although, that might be hard.
[Cerberus slaps an illegal chokehold on Reeve and pushes him back to the HellHounds corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Uh oh, this is where the Hounds will win this one, in their corner where they can get away with all kinds of stuff.
[The camera moves to the Purgatory Puppies, who seem to be troubled. They are arguing amongst each other, they do not appear to have any weapons in hand. Instead, they produce a handful of fishing line. Johnnie Valentine looks their way, and shakes his head. He takes the fishing line.]
Toby Navel: I wonder what the Puppies are up to over there
[Valentine jumps on the apron, and hands the strung out fishing line to Psycho as the ref argues for him to get down. Psycho wraps the fishing line around Reeves throat, as Cerberus stomps at his ribs. Reeve is gasping for air desperately. Ref counts ]
1
2
3
4
[Psycho continues to strangle Reeve with the line, and Cerberus stomps again at Reeves ribs. The ref breaks it outright, not seeing the transparent line, and Reeve breaks it and stumbles to the center of the ring. Psycho makes the tag.]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at that cheating, they could kill the man with that stuff. Thats disgraceful!!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, and it catches a mean fish too, ooh yeah! The Hounds can use ANYTHING as weapons!
[Reeve is coughing furiously as he was nearly choked out. Psycho goes into land a punch, and Reeve out of nowhere counters with a Bubba Bomb.]
Jeremy Tucker: Nice reversal by Ruthless Reeve. He looks like hes running on pure adrenaline right now!
Toby Navel: Yeah, and look at Triple B in the corner, he looks like hes about to eat the cornerpost padding, George Steele-style! He wants in like no other.
[Reeve quickly grabs Psycho and nails a T-Bone Suplex. Reeve grabs him to go for another move, but Psycho counters with a poke to the eyes and hard uppercut.]
Andrew Fulton: Beat him into a pulp! ATTACK!! ATTACK!! Sorry, I just cant help myself. I love the HellHounds.
[Psycho gets Reeve up, lands a shoulder breaker. Reeve on the ground, and Psycho pounds on him continuously. Chokehold applied on Reeve. The ref counts to break:]
1
2
3
4
[The ref looks to break the hold, but Triple B makes the save. Camera again pans to the Purgatory Puppies, still arguing with each other, produce a wooden ruler and throw it to the ring. Valentine can be seen mouthing the words What the f***?! Psycho grabs the ruler and Cerberus comes in behind the ref, who is pushing Triple B to the corner.]
Toby Navel: Man, Reeve and Triple B are playing right into the Hounds hands.
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus has what appears to be a one foot .wooden ruler?!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, the one you used to measure your inch and a half last night, Jerry!
[Stifled on-air laughter from Toby Navel. Psycho clamps on the chokehold again, and Reeve flails for air. Cerberus grabs the ruler, and Psycho releases the hold. Cerberus slams the edge if the ruler into Reeves windpipe. Reeve is now clutching his throat and flailing madly.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn, these guys are friggin geniuses! They can crush a guys windpipe with a ruler! These guys are the greatest tag team ever!!
[The Hounds double team Reeve as Cerberus chokes while Psycho lands hard stomps to the midsection. They pick up Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my!! SPIKED PILEDRIVER!!
[Cerberus gets out. They go for the cover:]
ONE
TWO
Jeremy Tucker: No! Triple B gets in at 2
[Triple B makes the save. Reeve is still convulsing from the windpipe shot. Psycho grabs him, attempts a punch but is reversed into a spinebuster. Reeve gets up, lunges at Triple B, and makes the tag.]
Toby Navel: Here comes the tornado.
Andrew Fulton: Rabid dog! Rabid dog!
[Triple B rushes Psycho, lands a well-executed bulldog. Triple B picks up Psycho, and nails a quick but hard DDT. Triple B makes the cover:]
ONE
TWO
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus makes the save at 2!
[Psycho looks tired. Trips stops and looks at the half-dazed Psycho with a wild look on his face. Hes screaming at him.]
Toby Navel: What is he doing?!
Andrew Fulton: Hes nuts man; hes acting like a mindless animal! Its rabies, man, Im tellin you!
[Triple B goes for a collar tie-up, but Psycho throws him into an Irish Whip. Johnnie Valentine pulls the ropes down, sending Triple B spilling over the top rope onto the concrete. Miraculously, the ref did not see it.]
Jeremy Tucker: Ah man, Hardkore Johnnie Valentine up to his old tricks again!
[The Purgatory Puppies, still arguing, this time produce a plastic cup. Johnnie Valentine says no and hangs his head. Both HellHounds are coming for Triple B, as is Ruthless Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, big bloody brawl coming!
[Reeve goes to intercept Cerberus, and Psycho goes to Triple B. Reeve and Cerberus trade head slams in a wooden table. The camera goes back to the Purgatory Puppies who, while still arguing, produce a potato peeler. Johnnie Valentine throws his hands up in disgust. The Puppies throw to Psycho, but Triple B intercepts.]
Toby Navel: Uh oh, what will Triple B do with this thing?
[Valentine is arguing with the ref to prevent the count, but Triple B is gouging out Psychos forehead with the potato peeler.
Andrew Fulton: What a nut case! Hes trying to peel the Hounds!
Toby Navel: I bet I could crack a few potato jokes here
Andrew Fulton: But you wont, ass.
[Johnnie turns back and sees the gouging, then looks at the Puppies, mouthing words too salty for TV. The Puppies look on in disbelief. Reeve and Cerberus continue to trade punches off-camera.]
Jeremy Tucker: You know, I would have expected this from the HellHounds, but never from Triple B, of all people!!
Andrew Fulton: Rabies will do that.
[Triple B continues savagely gouging on Psycho. Triple B has a maniacal look. Psycho punches Triple B, and breaks free. He is bleeding all along his forehead.]
Toby Navel: This is surreal
[Johnnie Valentine yells something at Cerberus, who grabs Reeve and pushes him into the ring apron, and mysteriously stiffs referee D.J. DeMarcos feet out from under him. He slingshots his neck off the top rope, and knocks himself out in the process.]
Jeremy Tucker: That was a blatant push on the ref, what the heck was that?
Andrew Fulton: Nothing illegal there at all, and a brilliant move by Hardkore Johnnie Valentine! This is where the Hounds will take out Triple B and Reeve. Just watch!
[The Purgatory Puppies are searching around their chairs, still arguing with themselves. This time, they produce a salt shaker. Johnnie Valentine looks in disgust, and snatches it from them in contempt. The Puppies look down shamefully.]
Toby Navel: Of course, the ref didnt see that one either What the hell are they going to do with a salt shaker?!
[Valentine hastily unscrews the lid, and pours salt into his hand. Cerberus and Triple B are brawling, when Cerberus quickly grabs Triple B and puts him into a quick hold, and Valentine smears salt into Triple Bs eyes. Triple B screams in pain. He starts flailing wildly.]
Andrew Fulton: I cant believe a salt shaker Johnnie Valentine is a GOD!!
[Reeve sneaks to the top rope. Johnnie Valentine is chastising the Purgatory Puppies.]
Toby Navel: You gotta be kidding me.
[Reeve gets the top, and leaps off attempting a double press on both Hounds but only partially hits Cerberus, but mostly just hurts himself.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh boy, the Australian tag champs are in trouble.
Andrew Fulton [laughing]: So stupid cant stop laughing .
[Cerberus grabs Reeve and throws him into the guard rail. Cerberus follows with a low dropkick into the rail. Reeve gets up and grabs Cerberus and throats him on the steel rail.]
Jeremy Tucker: Triple B and Psycho still laying out, but look at this!!
[Triple B blindly finds his way to Psycho, and applies a trapezius nerve pinch. Hard.]
Toby Navel: That thing looks like the Vulcan Death Grip. Triple B is clearly not himself. I wonder who he is?
Andrew Fulton: Or maybe WHAT he is? RABID DOG!!
[Ruthless Reeve makes his way to the apron and slowly pulls out a car door?!]
Jeremy Tucker: A car door? What the
Toby Navel: This is REALLY surreal.
Andrew Fulton: You already said that, broken record.
[The ref is starting to stir. Psycho elbows Triple B and breaks free of the nerve pinch. Psycho rams Triple Bs head hard into the ringpost. Triple B is bleeding along the forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whats Reeve up to over there?
[Valentine sees the commotion with the car door, and comes over. Valentine stares at Reeve, distracting him, while Cerberus nails him from behind. He picks up Reeve, and rams his head into the car door.]
Toby Navel: I dont think that worked the way Reeve expected.
[Psycho leaves Triple B and comes over and sets up the car door on the corner. Psycho picks up Reeve and ]
Jeremy Tucker: Dont tell me hes going to try to
[Psycho sets up an lifeless Reeve to put his head through the window glass.]
Jeremy Tucker: The ref is FINALLY starting to come to
Toby Navel: How long was that puss ref out? What a wimp! WHOA!!
[Psycho grabs Reeves head, but Reeve, faking it, grabs Psychos head and rams it through the glass. Psycho is bleeding profusely, but strangely, seems to be smiling.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn. That went the wrong way. But you cant hurt the Hounds! Those two crazies Reeve and Triple B are hurt, and aint gonna win anyway. Ha!
[Cerberus finds the potato peeler, and gouges Reeve hard. Reeve starts bleeding. The ref is up, counting.
1 .
2 .
3 .
4 .
5
6
7
[Cerberus drops the peeler, and throws Reeve into the ring. Psycho is still down, and Triple B is blinded, wandering ringside.]
Andrew Fulton: What the hell is that goof yelling?
Toby Navel: I think hes yelling Water. Uh oh
[Triple B walks by the Purgatory Puppies, who have evil grins on their faces. Triple B yells Water and the Puppies hand him a glass of beer. He pours it over his eyes and begins to scream.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn, the Puppies finally did something right!
Toby Navel: Yeah, beer probably aint gonna get the salt out of your eyes
[Reeve and Cerberus are in the ring. Psycho gets up out of his groggy state and goes to help Cerberus. Reeve nails a front facelock DDT. Cover on Cerberus:]
ONE ..
TWO .
[Kickout by Cerberus.]
Jeremy Tucker: It seems a kind soul gave Triple B what he needs.
[Triple B pours water over his eyes, and wipes them off. He blinks hard, and while he can see it is clear that it is not good. Triple B has bright red circles around his eyes from the salt rub. Cerberus grabs Reeve, and nails him with a Death Valley Driver. Cerberus covers Reeve:
ONE
TWO .
[Kickout by Reeve, nearly at 3. Both Triple B and Psycho have made it back to their corner, though slow.]
Jeremy Tucker: Almost a victory for the RS World tag champs!
Andrew Fulton: Its only a matter of time
[Reeve escapes and tags in Triple B, who still cant see very well. Cerberus nails Triple B with a gutwrench suplex. Triple B brought back up, hits 2 hard side kicks, and nails Cerberus with a DDT.]
Jeremy Tucker: My God, how much more abuse can these 4 take?! This is absolutely sick-looking!
Andrew Fulton: The only sick one is that rabid dog who needs to be put down, Triple B!
[Triple B goes for the cover:]
ONE .
TWO .
[Kickout by Cerberus.]
Jeremy Tucker: Unbelievable!!!
Andrew Fulton: YES!!! And lookey what we have here
[The Purgatory Puppies are no longer arguing. In fact, they are jumping up and down wildly. They found a collapsible baton. Johnnie Valentine looks pleased.]
Toby Navel: Uh oh, this could be over quick
[Johnnie Valentine jumps on the apron, distracting the ref again, but this time Ruthless Reeve sees him and charges Johnnie and clotheslines both himself, Psycho and Valentine over the top rope. The Puppies throw the baton into the ring and Cerberus grabs it.]
Andrew Fulton: Haha!! The light are out, the partys over!!!
[Cerberus swings it at Triple B, but Triple B knocks it out of his hand. On the swing around, Triple B locks in a sleeper.]
Jeremy Tucker: Sleeper by Triple B!!!
Andrew Fulton: HAHA!! No way Triple B can hold down someone as big as Cerberus! Hes finished.
[Cerberus gets up and powers Triple B to the corner. But Triple B appears as though he expected it and jumps to the second rope, still locked in the sleeper.]
Andrew Fulton: What the hell hes up to? Cerberus is going to flip him off!
[Triple B leaps off the rope ]
Jeremy Tucker: DEAD RECKONING!!!! HIS NEW FINISHER!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!
[The cover on Cerberus:]
ONE .
TWO ..
THREE!!!!!!!!
DING! DING!!
Andrew Fulton: I cant believe this crap!! The Hounds had them beat, I cant take this!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What a wild match! I cant believe what I just saw!!!
Toby Navel: Unbelievable!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match, and STILL the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Champions, TRIPLE B AND RUTHLESS REEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What can I say, one of the craziest matches we have seen in Ring Syndicate Just wait until you see what we have next
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Jeremy Tucker : Here we go folks, the main event of the evening, take it away Frank!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6' & 220 LBS, "THE DIAMOND", "ENLGLANDS SWEETHEART", "THE SENSATION OF EVERY NATION", "THE ONE MAN SHOW" ....... SYBERUS!!!!
[["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd give a loud but mixed reaction. Through the intense heat, the Syb marks still let themselves be heard. Syberus appears through the curtain with the World Cruiserweight Championship around his waist and wearing a long robe, red to match his gear. Under the robe we can also see hes wearing a dark red T-Shirt which reads Pure Confidence in white lettering. He pauses on the stage and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp, as the lyrics begin ]
*Man, its a hot one.*
*Like seven inches from the mid-day sun.*
*I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cold.*
*My munequita *
*My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa.*
*Youre my reason for reason *
* The step in my groove, yeah.*
[Once in the ring, Syberus climbs a turnbuckle and raises an index finger salute. The reaction from the crowd is mostly female screams. He then climbs back down and unstraps the Cruiserweight title, then climbs the opposite turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the chorus of Smooth comes into play.]
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[Syberus plays to the crowd some more, who by this point cant deny the electricity of his entrance. Most are applauding or cheering, and all- women are screaming. Red and White confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. He lays the Cruiserweight title down on the mat, then takes off his robe. (More female screams.) Syberus then throws the robe into the crowd, and takes off his Pure Confidence T-Shirt. (Yet more female screams.) Syberus then basks in the falling confetti.]
*Ill tell you one thing *
*If you would leave itd be a crying shame.*
*In every breath and every word, I hear your name calling me out *
*Out from the barrio.*
*You hear my rhythm on the radio.*
*You feel the turning of the world,*
*So soft and slow, turning you round and round*
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[At this point the music immediately shuts off and the last of the confetti falls onto Syberus and the ring. The crowd give a roar of applause for the Cruiserweight Champion, who finally hands his belt over to the official. Two ringside crew members hurry themselves to clear the ring of confetti as ....]
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The title appears to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black. The following appears on the screen.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")
[Where you at
It looks like cages]
(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)
[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]
(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")
[Up and down, but never out]
(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)
[Last one here is left to shout]
(An image appears on the screen)
(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly pats the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans, and smiles as Brandon hands out autographed 8 x 10's of Adrian posing with the Australian Title.)
[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]
(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)
[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]
(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)
[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Dont get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]
(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
FRANK SALAZAR: Introducing the opponent. Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]
(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)
FRANK SALAZAR: He is accompanied to the ring by Brandon Fernandez, The Unpinned rookie sensation...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]
[[BOOM!]]
(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)
Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]
(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)
[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]
FRANK SALAZAR: The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......
[Youre evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Lets go!]
FRANK SALAZAR: ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype]
[Youre just a stereotype....]
(Adrian waves to the crowd and hands the Australian Title to Brandon outside the ring.)
Toby Navel : There he is, our heavyweight champion!
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus wasting no time getting this one underway, and runs at Adrian, nailing him with a drop kick from behind, while Adrian wasn't concentrating, handing his title to Brandon!
Andrew Fulton : Wasting no time getting it under way? If he'd of charged Adrian on the rampway, cutting short his entrance, then that my friend, would of been wasting no time!
Toby Navel : The entrances in this place are just getting longer and longer, like everyone is trying to out do one another!
[Adrian falls through the ropes from the dropkick, and Syb follows him out there, sliding under the ropes as referee Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Syb looks a bit different today, a little angry, maybe its cause Dan Stein knocked him on his ass earlier tonight, i don't know.
[Syberus lifts Adrian up for a scoop slam, but Adrian floats over the top, and hooks Syberus with an inverted front face headlock.]
Toby Navel : Reverse underhook DDT by the champ!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner Jr kicks Syb in the back of the head, and rolls him into the ring, all the while getting encouragement from Brandon.
Toby Navel : Adrian slides into the ring, and Syb rolls to his feet, both men now circling each other.
Jeremy Tucker : Here we go, both men circling, they hook up, and Syb powers Adrian to the corner.
Crowd : Whoooo!
Andrew Fulton: Big chop there from Syb!
Jeremy Tucker : And another, Syb then throws Adrian into the ropes, and flips him over with a nice back body drop, before stomping on him.
Andrew Fulton : Syberus going to town on Adrian with them kicks, he is a machine today.
Toby Navel : I have never seen Syberus this aggressive.
[Syb continues stomping away on Adrian and he is forced to roll out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus poses for the fans, and stands on the second turnbuckle, taunting Tanner to get back in.
[Tanner gives Syb the bird and goes to get back in, but Syb goes to block him kicking at him.]
Toby Navel : No! Tanner was ready for that, and he grabs Syb by the foot, tripping him over, and then drags him out of the ring, under the ropes, Syb landing on the back of his head on the floor.
Jeremy Tucker : These two are very evenly matched, both have there own game plans coming into this match, i wonder who is going to prevail?
Andrew Fulton : Who is going to prevail? Why you got to talk like such a pussy Jerry?
[Adrian grabs Syb by the hair, and locks him in a Dragon sleeper as Tsalazidis begins the mandatory ten count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1.....
Toby Navel : Problem Solver V.2.0!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 2 .....
Jeremy Tucker : Syb in a world of hurt out there, Tanner's got him locked in!
Nick Tsalazidis : 3 .....
[Syberus is struggling wildly trying to free himself.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 4 ......
Jeremy Tucker : He wont surrender, there is no way Syberus is going to submit!
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 .......
Toby Navel : You are right Jerry, you can tell from the look on Syb's face he wont quit!
Nick Tsalazidis : 6 ........
Jeremy Tucker : They better watch it, they might get counted out here.
Nick Tsalazidis : 7 ........
[Tanner stands up, keeping the Dragon sleeper on and lifting Syb into a suplex position, then drops him on his head with a reverse brainbuster.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 8 .........
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible, the Problem Solver V2 on the outside, and he turned it into that wicked reverse brainbuster.
[Adrian Tanner Jr slides into the ring breaking the count, and Brandon slides Syb in behind him.]
Andrew Fulton : If that were me, i would of just sat out there with the Solver on for the ten count, taking the draw and keeping my belt!
Toby Navel : If that were you, you wouldn't even be champ!
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian really taking control of this one, and he picks Syb up of the mat, and plants him with a Snap suplex, then holds on and gives him another one!
Toby Navel : Tanner still holding on, lifts Syb up and drills him with a third Snap Suplex!
Jeremy Tucker : Them snap suplex's are really becoming a forte of Adrians.
Andrew Fulton : Really, ohhh, i hadn't noticed that actually.
[Adrian goes for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........... 2.............. (Syb rolls a shoulder)
[Tanner picks Syb up by the hair, but Syb brushes him off.]
Toby Navel : Syberus showing us he's not done yet, and he nails Tanner with a Side Russian leg sweep!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus on the comeback trail here, he clocks Adrian with a big right hand, then another, and then grabs his hand between his legs, and plants him with a devastating pump handle slam!
Toby Navel : Syberus again stomping on Adrian, he is really laying the boots into him.
Jeremy Tucker : SPINEBUSTER!!! Syberus just drilled Tanner with that Spinebuster, and the tide of this one has now turned.
[Syberus picks Tanner up plants Adrian on the top turnbuckle and goes for a hurricanrana, Adrian blocks and plants Syberus with a top rope power bomb.]
Toby Navel : That could be it right there, Tanner falls ontop of Syb for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ................ (Syberus gets a foot on the rope)
[Tanner looks at Tsalazidis in frustration, and hooks the leg up going for another cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............ 2 ................... (Syberus kicks out.)
[Both men get back to there feet, and Syb boots Adrian in the nuts with a blatant low blow.]
Toby Navel : That was uncalled for guys.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis admonishing Syb, who pushes him out of his way.]
Jeremy Tucker : He better watch himself in there, Syb is treading a fine line!
Toby Navel : Syb grabs Adrian by the hair, and just slaps the taste right out of his mouth!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what has gotten into Syberus tonight, he seems a very angry man!
[Syberus lifts Adrian up and delivers a mighty Death Valley Driver.]
Toby Navel : The Exorcism!!!! Syberus with the Exorcism!
[Syb drops for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 .................. (Tanner kicks out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus looks up at Tsalazidis, and shoves him in the chest. What is he doing? What has gotten into Syberus?
Toby Navel : I don't know, but he just pushed Tsalazidis away from him, thats the second time he has put his hands on the official, he better watch himself, Tsalazidis ain't beyond throwing this one out with a DQ!
[Syberus sends Adrian to the ropes and runs at Adrian, but Adrian pulls the ropes down and Syb goes flying to the floor. Adrian stands up and backs up goes for a baseball slide dropkick through the ropes, but Syberus moves.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus clotheslines Adrian down on the floor and whips him toward the guardrail, but Adrian reverses it and sends Syb chest first into and over the guardrail. Adrian slams Syberus's head into the guard rail and climbs onto the guardrail. Adrian takes Syberus down into the crowd with a leg scissors.
[Adrian climbs over the guardrail and slides back into the ring, motioning for the fans to move. Adrian runs off the opposite ropes and jumps onto the near ropes, jumping off with his springboard Shooting Star Press onto Syberus in the crowd.]
[Crowd starts a holy shit chant.]
Andrew Fulton : Tanner can do it all, technical, high flying, power, he's got it all!
[Adrian rolls Syb into the ring, and then heads to the top rope, signalling this is it.]
Jeremy Tucker : This one may be all over now, Tanner steadying himself, and Syberus is in deep trouble there in the middle of the ring.
Toby Navel : Tanner launches, 180 corkscrew splash!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : NO!!! Syberus got the knee's up!!!
Andrew Fulton : Desperation move there by Syberus!
[Syberus reaches out and grabs Tsalazidis by the pants and uses him to lift himself up, Tsalazidis getting very frustrated with Syb,and Syb just shoves him away when he gets to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is outrageous! Syberus should be fined and possibly suspended for this, heck, he should be Disqualified if you ask me!
[Syberus grabs Tanner by the hair who is clutching at his ribs after missing the corkscrew splash.]
Toby Navel : Syb setting Tanner up for a powerbomb, and he nailed it!
Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable Syb got the powerbomb, this one's all over!!!
[Syberus drops for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................... (Tanner kicks out.)
Toby Navel : NO!! The champ kicked out!!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus has snapped, look at him, he is a lunatic!
[Syberus grabs referee Nick Tsalazidis by the shirt, and shoves him into the ropes forcefully, then turns back to Tanner and locks in the Texas Cloverleaf.]
Toby Navel : Syberus has lost it, i've never seen him this intense!
Andrew Fulton : The guy wants the belt, Tsalazidis should just keep out of his way!
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian is frantically crawling towards the ropes, but Syb has the Cloverleaf cinched in real tight!
[Tanner makes one final lunge, and just grasps onto the bottom rope.]
Toby Navel : He made it! Tanner made the ropes!
[Tsalazidis instructing Syb to release he hold, but Syb is completely ignoring him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis is totally lost as what to do with Syberus, he doesn't want to spoil this for the fans and DQ him, but he may be left with no option!
Toby Navel : Adrian screaming now, and so is Tsalazidis, at Syberus telling him to release the hold!
[Syberus just laughs at him, and locks it on even tighter.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ..............
Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis putting the count on Syb.
Nick Tsalazidis : 3 ............... 4 ................
Andrew Fulton : He's not going to break it, i can see it in his eye's.
Nick Tsalazidis : 5!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He didn't, you were right Fulton, and look at Tsalazidis , he is looking around, and he doesn't know what to do!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis starts trying to rip Syb off of Adrian, and Syb lets go of Tanner, and ....
WHAM!]
Toby Navel : Syberus just nailed referee Nick Tsalazidis with the highlight cutter!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus is totally out of control, he goes to the outside and grabs his World Cruiserweight title and starts clutching it to his chest, then slides back into the ring.
Toby Navel : Syberus now holding his belt up in the air and the fans here in Port Stanley are going nuts, throwing cups and paper and all sorts of trash into the ring.
Andrew Fulton : WHAT A JIB!!!
[Fulton grabs Toby's clipboard and throws it into the ring.]
Toby Navel : Hey!!
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Whats going on here? This second ref has DQ'd Syb?
[Syberus charges the official, cracking him with the World Cruiserweight Title, then lifts him up and nails him with the Pure Confidence.]
Toby Navel : PURE CONFIDENCE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : REVOLVER!!!!! Tanner back on his feet plants Syberus with the Revolver!!!
[Tanner hooks a leg and Tsalazidis coming to crawls over to make the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ....................... 3!!!!!
Toby Navel : Its over!!! Tanner retains the Australian Heavyweight Championship!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell and raises Adrian Tanner Jr's arm.]
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL, AND STILL AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Scene fades with "Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hitting and Adrian mounting the turnbuckle holding the belt in the air.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO TURMOIL!!!!!!
["What you Need" by Inxs hits and the tron lights up showing highlights from the previous couple of No Mans Land's. We see Adrian Tanner holding the Australian Heavyweight Title over his head, and Syberus doing the same with the World Cruiserweight Title, then images of The Hellhounds, Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve. We see KJX pointing and yelling at Nick Cairo and then Sam Piltdown dropping Soutter on his ass, then Cairo and Piltdown standing across from each other. A shot of Cobryn on a tread mill, and Dan Stein standing in a warehouse. Mars holding the Statewide Championship, and Hero holding his fists in the air. There is a split screen shot of Troy Bishop, Phoenix and Messiah, the clip finishes with a shot of Cobryn, Troy Bishop, Hero, Phoenix and Syberus standing over Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve and then Adrian Tanner Jr giving Bill the Revolver and holding his title in the air, in the background we see Syberus eyeing the title.]
Toby Navel : Hell yeah! Ring Syndicate Australia baby, WE GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to Tassie Turmoil, Syndicate Style!
Andrew Fulton : I thought Michael Hutchence was dead?
Jeremy Tucker : He is Fulton, that was just the song, not a live performance, you struggling that much for a cheap comment this early, it may be a long night for you!
Toby Navel : Man, i am pumped guys, this PPV has come around so quick, and what a night, looks like the wrestling gods are smiling down on us tonight!
Jeremy Tucker : Right on Toby, we couldn't of asked for better weather!
Andrew Fulton : Looks like its going to rain later to me guys!
Jeremy Tucker : There's not a cloud in the sky Fulton.
Toby Navel : What a night we got for you fans tonight, both the Australian Heavyweight and Tag team titles up for grabs,and Dan Stein going at it with Cobryn for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title!
Andrew Fulton : They know Toby, thats why they bought the ppv, you don't need to plug the card any more, everyone watching, has already bought it!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM THE SANDS OF EYGPT AND COMING IN AT 6'6 & 265 LBS, THE MESSIAH!!!!!
[Step up to me *the Enemy* by Sevendust hits, and Messiah comes out through the curtain below the 'tron wearing his gold robe and a golden Egyptian face mask. Exodus is walking behind him carrying his silver septor and bible, and behind them, Princess Deborah is being carried on a plush red divan carrier wearing a deep purple silk dress and she has three snakes on her, one around each arm and one around her neck. Messiah gets into the ring and Exodus goes to follow him in, but Messiah stops him, and they get into an argument as Deborah is lowered at ringside.]
Jeremy Tucker : Whats going on here? Looks like a bit of descension in the ranks already, and the other two haven't even made there way out yet!
Andrew Fulton : This is a hard match for me to call, i mean, i like all three of the competitors, o well, on the bright side at least i cant loose then!
Toby Navel : Well, actually, if you like all three of them, two of your guys will be loosing, so ....
Andrew Fulton : Whats with the snakes Jerry?
Toby Navel : Hey, i'm talking to you Fulton!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, good one Toby, you really got me with that one, a real knee slapper.
[Fulton slaps his knee with a forced chuckle as Toby stares at him in hatred.]
Andrew Fulton : So Jerry, like i was saying, whats with the snake woman?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, wow, Messiah just took the mask of his face, and shoved it forcefully into Exodus' chest, pushing him from the ring to the floor, this is a real interesting turn of events!
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM RIVERSIDE CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6'3 & 235 LBS, TROY BISHOP!!!
["Believe in Me" by Troy Bishop hits and Troy comes out to the rampway wearing sequined silver trunks and silver boots.]
Toby Navel : Ha, can you believe that Troy sings his own theme song?
Andrew Fulton : Hell yeah, this is one heck of a song, im predicting top ten easy!
[Jeremy and Toby just look at each other speechless and Troy Bishop stops halfway down the rampway staring down towards the Messiah when "Chain" by the Fire Theft hits and the lights dim, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage during the beginning chords of Chain by The Fire Theft. When the song hits the first 'CHAIN' flame pyro explodes all over the stage and Phoenix appears in the centre of the circle. Phoenix mouths off to the crowd on the way down the ramp. He gets up to Troy, who is still standing on the rampway, and the two then high 5 and stare up towards Messiah laughing, who is staring art them screaming.]
Messiah : I KNEW IT!
Andrew Fulton : He knew it guys! He knew this was a set up!
Toby Navel : I don't know if it was a planned set up, Phoenix clocked Troy Bishop last week lets not forget.
Jeremy Tucker : True Toby, they seem to be on the same page right now, but lets see what happens here.
[Phoenix and Troy move towards the ring, and Exodus cuts them off, thrusting the bible towards them and screaming at them, Troy snickers, laughing at him and ...
WHAM!!!]
Toby Navel : Phoenix just clocked Exodus, right of the bat, this guy doesn't seem to take any shit!
Jeremy Tucker : No sir, he means business, and goes to jump into the ring, but Messiah cuts him of going for a kick, making him drop back to the apron.
Toby Navel : Messiah doesn't seem to fazed with his manager Exodus getting nailed.
[Troy Bishop tries to slide into the ring, and Messiah forces him back as well. Troy and Phoenix then consult, and split up going to one side of the ring each. Both jump up on the apron and move into the ring together, with Messiah watching them both cautiously.]
Jeremy Tucker : No, he's not waiting any more, Messiah just ran right at Phoenix with a big right hand, but Phoenix just stands there and no sells it!
Toby Navel : Phoenix now with a right of his own, but Messiah blocks it, and then nails him with another right, Phoenix then delivers one of his own, these two are really going at it here early!
Jeremy Tucker : Not any more, Troy Bishop just came up from behind and, NO, Messiah was waiting for him, and he nails the incoming Troy with a back roundhouse kick, incredible.
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel : Phoenix grabs the distracted Messiah by the throat, and drills him with a devastating chokeslam!
Jeremy Tucker : CHOKESLAM! Already, this could be it right here. Phoenix drops for a cover and referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .. (Messiah kicks out easily.)
Andrew Fulton : You can't put away a superstar like Messiah that easy!
[Phoenix picks Messiah up and locks him in a front bear hug, then slams him to the mat.]
Toby Navel : Front bear hug slam there from Phoenix to Messiah, Troy back on his feet and he levels Messiah with an inverted DDT!
Jeremy Tucker : Troy and Phoenix definitely seem to be on the same page, there are groups forming here in Australia, and these two seem to be on the same side.
Toby Navel : Phoenix grabs Messiah by the hair and delivers a belly to belly suplex on him.
Jeremy Tucker : If it keeps up at this rate, this one wont last much longer, its become a bonifide handicap match right now, there is no way Messiah can keep up with both men!
[Troy with a falling neckbreaker on Messiah.]
Toby Navel : Phoenix now taking his turn, this is getting out of hand and Phoenix with a heavy Jacknife on Messiah.
[Phoenix poses for the fans, and Troy grabs Messiah and locks him in an ankle lock.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look, Troy trying to get the submission victory while Messiah is out of it and Phoenix is posing.
Toby Navel : Phoenix notices what is going on and grabs the other leg of Messiah, also locking in an ankle lock.
Jeremy Tucker : Double Ankle Lock!
Toby Navel : This is it, no one can get out of this, Messiah tries to make it to the ropes, but the two of them together are to powerful, this has turned out to be a squash match.
Jeremy Tucker : I'll bet Messiah is reconsidering his big comeback now!
[Messiah is stuck in the middle of the ring, no where to go when Exodus throws Princess Deborah into the ring to her protests. Tsalazidis notices her and goes to tell her to leave the ring.]
CRACK!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix just saved him the effort, clotheslining her right over the top rope to the floor!
BOOM!
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT WAS THAT?
Toby Navel : Exodus just shot fire at Troy from that septor of his, i saw it with my own eyes!
Andrew Fulton : The old fireball from the septor trick, got to love that!
Jeremy Tucker : Well, not normally i wouldn't, but seeing as this has been two on one, i guess anything goes.
Crack!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix just superkicked Exodus out of the ring, and he lands right on top of Deborah!
[Phoenix climbs the ropes, pauses, then flies, to the outside, nailing both Exodus and Deborah with the Phoenix Splash to a big crowd pop.]
Jeremy Tucker : Great move by Phoenix, but in the ring, i think there may be something wrong with Troy's eyes, he is still clutching them and Messiah has recovered enough to roll him up for a pin.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ................... (Troy rolls the shoulder.)
Toby Navel : Wow, Messiah nearly had him there, he gets back to his feet, and runs to the ropes, jumps up them, and flies to the outside, nailing Phoenix with a beautiful shooting star press.
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix paying for going to the outside, he nailed the managers, but now Messiah got him.
Toby Navel : Messiah rolls into the ring and Troy is really in trouble with them eyes, referee Nick Tsalazidis is trying to help him, but Troy wont let him.
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah tosses Tsalazidis out of the way and plants Troy with an Exploder suplex.
Toby Navel : I cant believe Messiah is back on his feet after all the punishment he received early, the recuperative powers of this guy are incredible.
[Northern lights powerbomb by Messiah to Troy.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah gaining the accendancy here, Phoenix starts to get to his feet on the outside, and Messiah runs at him, launching himself over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha, and the big man nailed it!
Toby Navel : Messiah is on a role, he just needs to put one of them away.
[Messiah climbs to the top rope, and flies again, nailing Troy Bishop with a nice leg drop from the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats it, thats the one he wanted, Troy cant even see!
Andrew Fulton : Hey, you think he can heal himself? Or just others?
[Messiah now signalling to the crowd that its all over, and they pop big time, as he climbs the ropes one more time.]
[CRASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Thats the Tank! Stan Wilson is here in Australia and he just ran through the crowd, jumped up on the apron, and chokeslamed Messiah off the top rope right threw the ring announce table on the outside!
[Holy Shit chant goes up and Stan rolls into the ring posing for the fans.]
Toby Navel : Big Stan is here, in Australia! He and Messiah have a long history, and it didn't take him long to see Messiah was back!
Jeremy Tucker : The crowd are going crazy, and look at Troy Bishop, he cant see a thing, the man might be permanently blinded, and he just walked right into the back of Big Stan!
Andrew Fulton : O - Ow!
[Huge chokeslam by Stan to Troy Bishop.]
Toby Navel : Phoenix is up, and he rolls into the ring, but Stan is in the zone, and he grabs Phoenix as well, chokeslamming him right ontop of his friend Troy!
Jeremy Tucker : The Tank has just cleaned house!
[Stan poses for the fans one more time, then makes his way up the rampway. Tsalazidis see's Phoenix is actually lying ontop of Troy, who has his shoulders on the mat and drops for a count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 .......................... 3~!!!!!!
FRANK SALAZAR : WINNER OF THE MATCH, PHOENIX!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Phoenix, beating not only the Messiah, but one of his allies Troy Bishop as well.
Toby Navel : Yes, but at the hands of The Tank, Stan looks in the best shape of his career, but i don't know if i would like Phoenix after me, or Messiah for that matter either.
Andrew Fulton : Bah, he helped him win, Phoenix should be thanking him!
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow i don't think that is going to happen, lets go backstage, where the Australian Heavyweight champion is standing by so i am told.
[Scene changes to show new interviewer Fifi, we know this as thats what it says her name is on her name badge.]
Fifi : Ummm, sorry guys, The champs not here right yet, he said he'd give us an interveiw as soon as he arrives though, but wait, here comes the Tank Stan Wilson, lets see if we can get a word with him.
[Fifi runs over to Stan, who is walking through the back.]
Fifi : STAN, WAIT! Can we get a quick word with you?
[Stan looks towards Fifi and the camera, but just keeps power walking, a man on a mission.]
Fifi : Damn! Looks like Stan is a bit to busy to talk with us now, back to you guys.
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Jeremy Tucker: Fans, we got a great match for you folks!
Toby Navel: That's right. It's Sam Piltdown versus Nick Cairo.
Andrew Fulton: Gotta wonder if C.K. Panic is going to have any say in the outcome?
Jeremy Tucker: We'll have to see...
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for one fall, introducing first, from Bakersfield, California, weighing in at 221 pounds, NICK CAIRO!!!
["Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory plays. Nick Cairo comes out with his singapore cane. He stops and looks at the crowd. He shakes his head and drops the cane mid-ramp, then he runs into the ring and jumps on the turnbuckles. He plays to the crowd then jumps back down to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: The question here is will they be able to set their friendship aside for the match?
Toby Navel: Of course, they are professionals!
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina, weighing in at 282 pounds, "Mr. Fixit" SAM PILTDOWN!!!
["Pink Slip" by the Unband plays. Sam Piltdown comes out and he looks at the crowd. He flashes them a smile. C.K. Panic makes his way out behind Sam Piltdown. Piltdown shakes his head at Nick Cairo who waves him in the ring. Sam Piltdown walks down slowly, finally sliding in. C.K. Panic walks to the side of the ring, then slides in.]
Jeremy Tucker: Sam Piltdown has his hand extended out, as if he wants to shake Nick Cairo's hand!
[Piltdown is smiling at Cairo, waiting for the handshake. C.K. Panic urges Cairo to shake hands. Cairo backs away for a second and then slaps the hand away. Piltdown smiles slightly and Cairo pushes C.K. Panic out of the ring.]
Toby Navel: Piltdown is staring down Cairo!
[Cairo fires a punch at Piltdown, and they commence hammering each other with punches. Piltdown gets the upper hand, as he punches Piltdown into the turnbuckles.]
Toby Navel : Piltdown is to strong for Nick to trade punches with.
Andrew Fulton: How... boring.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jimmy McCoy is breaking up the exchange!
[Nick Cairo is back to his feet, and he charges at Piltdow, clotheslining Piltdown out of the ring. Cairo slides out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is looking for his singapore cane!
Toby Navel: Panic is stopping Cairo, but Cairo irish whipped Panic into the barrier!
[Cairo grabs his cane and clocks Panic over the head with it.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam from behind takes out Cairo with a double ax handle, then rams his head into the ring apron.
[Mule kick from Cairo to Piltdown, Nick picks up the cane again,and gives Sam a side Russian Leg sweep with it.]
Toby Navel: That gotta hurt!
[Cairo slides in the ring to break up the count, then he talks to the referee as Panic helps Piltdown to his feet. They have a small huddle. Then Piltdown gets on the apron. Cairo rams his body into Piltdown's stomach as he's about to enter the ring. Cairo grabs Piltdown's head]
Jeremy Tucker: SLICED BREAD #2!!!
Toby Navel: Cairo must really hate Piltdown!
[Cairo gets up and he looks at the crowd. He smiles as the crowd goes apeshit.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo's really enjoying this!
[Cairo picks up the cane and starts hammering Piltdown's sides. Then he drops the cane and slides in the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown can barely stand!
[Piltdown is slowly getting up and he slides in.]
Toby Navel: I think this match is just about done!
[Piltdown blocks a shot and fires back with his own shots. Piltdown powerbombs Cairo and falls to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: That took a bit out of both men.
[Piltdown gets up, more energized. He picks Cairo up and single-arm DDTs him. Cairo rolls onto his back and Piltdown hits the ropes and drops a leg on Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown is getting some momentum back.
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and gorilla press slams him. He slides out of the ring and pulls back some mats, exposing the concrete. He yells for Panic to get a chair.]
Toby Navel: Panic is getting a chair! What's going on?
Jeremy Tucker : Aren't these guys supposed to be freinds?
[Piltdown gets up on the apron, but Cairo punches him and then picks Piltdown up in a brainbuster and drops Piltdown outside of the ring]
Toby Navel: That was brutal!
[Cairo gets out of the ring. He sits Piltdown on the chair. He slides back in. He does a front flip top suicida onto Piltdown.]
Toby Navel: WHAT THE HELL!
[The crowd pops even more loudly than the Sliced Bread spot. Cairo laughs as he looks at the crowd. He pulls out a switchblade. Panic sees this and runs to the other side. Cairo picks Piltdown's head up and etches a X on his forehead. ]
Jeremy Tucker: This is the Ode to Grimstad, a homage to Vladimir Grimstad.
[Cairo picks Piltdown up and headbutts Piltdown in the head while Piltdown's head bounces off the ringpost repeatedly.]
Toby Navel: This is looking to be a skullfucking!
Andrew Fulton : Watch your mouth Toby! This is a family show!
[Cairo throws Piltdown in the ring and he raises his hands out. Piltdown low blows Cairo.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown isn't done!
[Piltdown gets up and wipes the blood off his head. He picks Cairo up. He goes for the full nelson DDT, but Cairo counters it into a single-arm DDT.]
Toby Navel: That was a tremendous counter!
[Cairo goes for the Death Mask, but Panic gets on the apron. Cairo is distracted. Piltdown clocks Cairo with a chair provided by Panic. Piltdown executes the Gourdbuster. He then stops to catch his breath.]
Jeremy Tucker: Piltdown is tired from the brutality Cairo has exhibited!
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and spinebuster slams Cairo. Then a Cobra Clutch slam]
Toby Navel: Piltdown is busting out both his big moves in hopes to wear down Cairo more quickly!
[Piltdown picks Cairo up and executes a F-Bomb]
Jeremy Tucker: THE F-BOMB! That's Piltdown's finisher!
[Piltdown is down as well as Cairo from the fatigue. Panic tries to cheer Piltdown on to get up.]
Toby Navel: This move took a lot out of both men!
[Piltdown gets up, but Cairo is nowhere to be seen.]
Toby Navel: Cairo's climbing the top rope!
[Piltdown turns around to see Cairo jump off the top rope]
Jeremy Tucker: The Quebrara!
[Cairo turns the quebrara into the Death Mask]
Toby Navel: THE DEATH MASK!
[Piltdown tries to get to the ropes, but fails. He passes out]
Toby Navel: Piltdown can't get to the ropes!
[Referee McCoy counts down three times for Piltdown.He rings the bell.]
Frank Salazar: Your winner, by knockout, NICK CAIRO!!!
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentleman it's now time for your Statewide title match. Introducing first, standing at 6'2 and weighing in at 240 lbs,. this is the one, the only, HERRRRRRRRO!!!
The arenas darkends to a pitch black as the sounds of Nothing Sacred by Memento begins to play throughout the arena. Shortly into the music several large amounts of pyro begin shooting in the air around the Soutter tron, as the lights begin to slowly flash on. Very slowly Hero makes his way through the curtain and stands there, taking in the chants of the crowd, acknowledging all of the fans in the arena.
With confidence and an intense look on his face, Hero is making his way down to the arena, focused heavily on winning the States title tonight. Fans are on their feet near the guard rails trying to touch a crowd favorite in Hero, but the walk is a long and steady one, with only one thing on his mind. After what seems an eternity, Hero makes his way up the ring steps and to the apron, where he climbs the right corner turnbuckle and gives the crowd a few arm flexes, before going across the ring to the oppisite corner and doing the same.
Jeremy Tucker: Folks, never have I seen such a focused young man like I do in Hero tonight. He's here with one purpose and one purpose only.
Toby Navel: And that's to walk out of here the new Statewide Champion!
Jeremy Tucker: I was just getting to that Toby.
Andrew Fulton: He can have all the purpose he wants, but the fact is there is no way he's going to defeat Mars. I'll put next months paycheck on the line.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, standing at 7 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 340 lbs, from Parts unknown, he's your Statewide Champion, this is the God of War.....MARRRRRRSSSSSS!!!
The arena lights slowly start to dim as we hear the sounds of Unholy by Kiss. The volume begins to slowly creep to a loud pitch that echoes throughout the arena, causing Jeremy Tucker and Toby Navel to plug their ears, while Andrew Fulton seems to be getting into the music.
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[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
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[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Souttertron begins to show bloody battles over the course of time and throughout the years of bloodbaths, as a large amount of smoke and fog begin to roll out from underneath the ramp. With a dark almost blood red like light shining down through the fog from atop the stage, out comes the Statewide Champion onto the stage, surrounded by the eerie darkness of fog, with the hooded cloak hanging down over his face.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
With the light beginning to slowly come back on, the fog and smoke drift down the aisle towards the ring where Hero anticipates his opponent.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Slowly Mars begins to step off the ramp and begins making the long journey towards the middle of the ring.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
As Mars stands just feet before the ring ropes, he looks up at Hero and slowly points his finger towards him, before making a very slow and threatening slash across his throat to signify the end of Hero tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Good God, this isn't Halloween. Just get in the ring and start the match already. He has the ring entrance that's longer then Rip Van Winkles nap.
Toby Navel: Yeah, it's not like he's that important around here or anything.
Andrew Fulton: He's your Statewide Champion, so show him some respect. I almost wonder what it would take to have him end both of your careers here, so I could carry the show by myself.
DING DING DING!!
Jeremy Tucker: Finally we're under way here. Mars has his back turned towards Hero as he slowly hands the Statewide title over the top rope to the ring announcer, but Hero is walking right up behind him.
Toby Navel: Mars turns around and gets belted with a right hand to the face, followed by a left and another right. Is he trying to sign his death wish tonight?
Jeremy Tucker: But it seemingly has no effect on him, as Mars is just standing there brushing off the punches like nothing with that sadistic smile of his. Almost frightening to see this psychopath smile.
Toby Navel: Hero's not giving up though. He keeps firing with lefts and rights like a boxing match, but Mars is having none of this. He's just taking a few small steps back, but he's just smiling at Hero.
Jeremy Tucker: That's one sadistic man right there, the smile gives me the chills.
Toby Navel: Well he's got a cold look in his eyes and i'm sure his heart is colder then that.
Jeremy Tucker: What heart? The man is a basketcase with no human morals.
Toby Navel: Hero continues to blast Mars with lefts and rights and almost has him back against the ropes, but what's this?
Jeremy Tucker: Hero has stopped with the punches and he's looking at the ropes and back up at Mars. But why is he wasting time? He has the champion against the ropes and should be going for more punishment here.
Toby Navel: It's almost like he doesn't know what to do now, and is confused on the next phase in his game plan.
Jeremy Tucker: If Hero has any hope or chance of winning the title tonight he needs to have a solid game plan, not stop and think as we go along here.
Toby Navel: Hero's just belted Mars in the face as hard as he can and Mars is trying to stand on his feet, as Hero has just jumped to the top turnbuckle as quick as anyone i've ever seen.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero is primed and set, dropkick to Mars right square in the jaw, and what force.
Toby Navel: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! He just sent Mars flying across the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Calm down Toby, it's just a dropkick.
Hero makes his way across the ring and stands over the face of Mars looking down with adrenaline running through his body.
Hero: Still not afraid of me flying boy!!
Toby Navel: What confidence on Hero's part as he lays a few kicks into Mars. He's sending a message fast and early in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero has the upper hand early in this match-up but what's he thinking now?
Toby Navel: I don't know, but Hero's just bent down to help Mars to his feet and now he's sending him into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars bounces off the ropes but is met with a flying forearm by Hero.
Toby Navel: Now he's running over to the ropes and comes back with the rolling thunder onto Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum drops to the mat as Hero goes for an early cover.
Jack Ripum: One......
Toby Navel: Did you see that? Mars just flung Hero off his chest like a bag of flour, and Hero is half way across the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Can't really blame him for going for an early pinfall. I wouldn't want to be in the same ring as Mars any longer then I had to either.
Toby Navel: Hero runs back against the ropes and goes straight towards Mars who is on his feet and meets him with a thundering clothesline.
Andrew Fulton: He took his head off!!!! That's the move of the night right there. Count to three, this match is over.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans seem to be booing Mars who grabs Hero and tosses him against the turnbuckle like ragweed.
Toby Navel: Look at the strength of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars walks over to the turnbuckle and starts laying the boots into the gut of Hero and here comes referee Jack Ripum, trying to move Mars away from Hero.
Toby Navel: No doing there, Mars just keeps laying the boots into Hero and the referee is givign Mars yet another warning to back off.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just shoves the referee onto the mat and continues laying into Hero.
Toby Navel: Well, looks like our champion just bought himself a disqualification early in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: The crowd is laying the boos thick on Mars as he turns towards the crowd and gives them a slashing sign across the throat, but Hero is making his way out of the corner.
Toby Navel: Give him some credit, he's in the match with a psychopath but fighting with a heart of gold tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: And it's that same heart that just may be the key point in him winning the Statewide title.
Toby Navel: Mars turns around and is met with a roundhouse kick but he's not reacting to it.
Jeremy Tucker: Another roundhouse kick by Hero but Mars still shows no reaction. What is it going to take for this big man to go down?
Toby Navel: Hero whips Mars into the ropes and bends down sending Mars over with a backdrop but look at this. Mars is on his feet!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Hero runs back against the ropes and goes for another flying forearm but Mars steps out of the way and Hero is laying flat on his chest.
Andrew Fulton: Looks like he can fly, but he's sure not accurate on his landing location.
Toby Navel: Mars is licking his lips and lifts Hero up over his head and drops him straight down onto his knee.
Jeremy Tucker: My God, that looked painful and then some.
Toby Navel: Mars isn't done though as he lifts Hero back up over his head in a military press and he's just holding him up there.
Jeremy Tucker: What strength and power by the champion as he's walking towards the ropes with Hero over his head.
Toby Navel: What's he going to do with him now?
Jeremy Tucker: I have no idea, but when you're 7 feet tall you can do pretty much anything you want.
Toby Navel: OH MY!!! He just dropped Hero over the top rope and straight onto the time keepers table. What brute strength and power!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is flashing that sinister smile as he's just standing there looking at the fallen body of Hero. I have no idea how much longer Hero can keep in this match.
Toby Navel: I don't know but we're about to find out. Mars is stepping over the top rope and heading towards the ring announcer to grab a steel chair.
Jeremy Tucker: The referee leaves the ring and he's trying to take the chair away from Mars now, who lets him take the chair rather easily.
Toby Navel: But here's why, Mars has the Statewide title and is dropped down, just waiting on Hero who's trying to get to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero's pulling himself up with the help of the guard rail, but here comes the referee snagging the title now from Mars.
Toby Navel: Mars is now irrate with the referee and is focusing on him as Hero grabs the time keepers bell and drops down in position.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars shoves referee Jack Ripum to the ground and kicks the title aside before turning around towards Hero.
SMASH!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Hero just clocked the champion with the timekeepers bell and Mars is down on his back. Hero now drops between Mars legs with the timekeepers bell and the fans are going wild.
Jeremy Tucker: I don't know what Hero is thinking, but if he wanted to upset the champion he's doing a good job. Referee Jack Ripum slides back in the ring and starts the ten count, but here comes Hero right back in after him.
Andrew Fulton: Is the referee paying attention? That is an automatic dq!!! We really need instant replay here in wrestling.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is slow to get to his feet, but he's got one angry look on his face. Hero just opened up a door to hell I believe.
Toby Navel: Mars jumps up on the ring apron but doubles over in pain and Hero nails him with a clothesline sending the champion right back onto the arena floor.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are going wild and Hero is back in this match. Running across the ring here he comes flying over the top rope with a Swanton bomb. Hero jumps to his feet and slides back in the ring.
Toby Navel: Hero's posing for the crowd and goes for another Swanton bomb but Mars rolls off to the left and Hero nails his head on the arean floor.
Jeremy Tucker: OUCH! That looks painful and Mars is slowly getting to his feet and boy does he look angry.
Toby Navel: Looks like the sleeping giant has just been woken up.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars grabs Hero and stands him up before whipping him into the ring post and follows it up with a clothesline, smashing his head up agaisnt the ring post.
Toby Navel: Hero has just fallen onto the arena floor like a ...I don't know. He was just manhandled there.
Jeremy Tucker: Well the champion doesn't appear done as he picks up Hero and lifts him high over his head and drops him face first on the ring steps.
Toby Navel: I don't believe the kind of monster this man is. He seemingly has no regards for human life.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars lifts Hero up once again and wraps his massive arms around him in a bear hug and he's slamming him up against the ring post.
Toby Navel: The referee has lost control of this match as he's not even bothering with the ten count.
Jeremy Tucker: It's not like he'd listen to the referee. Mars doesn't listen to anyone.
Toby Navel: The champion releases the bear hug and now lifts Hero high above his head and throws him over the top rope and back into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Brute strength and a power game is what the champion has to offer. Get a look at this monster because he's going to be a dominant force for sometime to come.
Toby Navel: Don't say that! It's enough to give me nightmares.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars walks up the ring steps very slow and with intimidation before entering the ring again. He is now standing over a fallen Hero and grabs him by the legs and tosses him across the ring, almost similar to an airplane spin.
Toby Navel: The champion lifts up Hero and whips him into the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face, before going down for the cover.
Jack Ripum:One........Two..........
Jeremy Tucker: Hero just lifted his shoulder at the last second.
Toby Navel: Where did he find the strength to do that?
Jeremy Tucker: He has a heart of gold and won't give up this easily.
Toby Navel: Mars seems a bit upset as he gets up and shoves the referee into the ropes, but the referee shoves Mars back.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh no, looks like referee Jack Ripum's career is about to end.
Toby Navel: Mars just laughs at the official who is now slowly backing away, but here comes Hero, slowly getting back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are on their feet trying to rally behind Hero as he gets to his feet, although in pain.
Toby Navel: Mars is snarling at the official and Hero is making his way behind Mars and taps him on the shoulder.
Jeremy Tucker: Kick to the groin by Hero who follows it up with two roundhouse kicks.
Toby Navel: Hero runs against the ropes and comes charging at Mars with a spear but the champion steps out of the way and referee Jack Ripum is speared to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: I hope this referee has life insurance because he's getting it from all ends tonight.
Andrew Fulton: From the looks of his face and outfit, he looks like he gets it from all ends.
Toby Navel: Hero looks at the official and quickly turns his attention back to the champion connecting with yet another roundhouse kick.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero bounces off the ropes and connects with a dropkick to the knees of Mars and goes back for yet another dropkick and connecting again.
Toby Navel: Hero is trying to knock the champion off his feet and leaves the ring, but for what?
Jeremy Tucker: Hero tosses in a steel chair and the statewide title towards the middle of the ring, and the fans are tearing the roof down with their cheers.
Toby Navel: It's fair game, as Hero is just returning the favor that Mars tried to do earlier in the match.
Jeremy Tucker: Hero slides in the ring and grabs the steel chair, leveling Mars in the back of the head, yet the champion refuses to go down.
Toby Navel: How is it possible that the champion won't go down with a chair shot to the head?
Jeremy Tucker: I have no idea, but a second chair shot to the back of the head and Mars is still on his feet.
Toby Navel: This is incredible, i've never seen anything like this.
Jeremy Tucker: A third chair shot to the back of the head sends the champion down to the mat, flat on his back and now Hero is going for the Statewide title.
Toby Navel: Hero places the title on the face of Mars, and now he's walking over to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle.
Jeremy Tucker: You don't think he's going to fly do you?
Andrew Fulton: Why won't this incompitant referee get up? This is an automatic dq!!
Toby Navel: Hero poses for the crowd and now he's flying towards the champion and connects with a head butt.
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the ooohs and ahhhs of this crowd! Mars appears to have a small cut on his forehead now thanks to the connecting headbutt.
Toby Navel: Yeah, but look at Hero. He's on the mat laying on his stomach. I'm not sure who that move hurt the most?
Jeremy Tucker: The referee is slow to get to his feet as Mars rolls over and grabs the statewide title.
Toby Navel: Mars is on his feet and bounces off the ropes and HOLY CRAP!! He just connected with a fierce title smash to the face.
Andrew Fulton: I hope Hero enjoyed that, because that's as close to the title as he'll ever come.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum just saw the whole thing, but he's letting the match continue.
Toby Navel: You almost think that Mars is trying to get dq'd because he's asking the referee if he saw the carnage he just did to Hero.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion takes the title belt and places that over the face of Hero while taking the steel chair and lifting it high over his head.
Toby Navel: The referee is letting this all go, He must be scared of Mars.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just came crashing down with that steel chair over the face of Hero and connecting with the title belt.
Toby Navel: But he's not through as he connects a second time, wait now a third time, good god Mars is repeatedly beating Hero with that steel chair.
Jeremy Tucker: What a sadistic man! What kind of sick freak would get pleasure from this?
Toby Navel: The referee needs to get some guts and put a stop to this and fast.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars tosses the steel chair over the top rope and grabs Hero by the neck, standing him up on his feet.
Toby Navel: A bloody and dazed Hero is wobbly as Mars goes for a powerbomb.
Jeremy Tucker: That's it, match over.
Referee: One.......
Two.........
Thre.......
Toby Navel: What on earth was that?
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just pulled Hero up on purpose and smiles at the referee.
Toby Navel: This man has a hard on for punishment.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion gets to his feet and stand over Hero jumping up in mid air taunting him.
Mars: Look, I can fly!
Toby Navel: What a sick man.
Jeremy Tucker: Well he's not done as he lifts up Hero and nails him with a vicious heart punch.
Referee: One......
Two.......
Thre......
Jeremy Tucker: Again, Mars pulls Hero up and is now being given a warning by the referee.
Toby Navel: Like that is going to matter now.
Jeremy Tucker: The champion lifts up Hero and ....OH MY GOD!!
Toby Navel: THE APOCALYPSE....THE APOCALYPSE...THE APOCALYPSEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What force, what brute strength.....what a SICK and sadistic man!
Toby Navel: But he's not done with the insult to injury. Mars has just grabbed the Statewide title and he just starts pummelling Hero with it!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars is one Sadistic man!
Toby Navel : Referee Jack Ripum just standing there watching Mars pummelling Hero with that Statewide title, and now Hero is busted open!
[Jack Ripum calls for the bell, and Mars raises the Statewide Title over his head.]
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, by disqualification, HERO!!!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, we all know who really won this match, look who's standing, and who isnt, and look who still has the title, (immitation of Frank salazars voice) MARS!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Mars leaving Jack with no other choice there but to DQ him, lets go to the back folks where Mike Ross is waiting with the champ, Adrian Tanner Jr.]
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*Cut backstage where the Australian Heavyweight Champion, Adrian Tanner is standing with former XGW announcer turned Australia interviewer Mike Ross. Brandon Fernandez stands behind them in the camera shot with a sign that says "I'd rather be him than be Messiah" with an arrow pointing to Ross.*
Mike Ross: Thank's guys. Mike Ross here with the champ, Adrian Tanner! Adrian, you're just moments away from your first title defense. Is there any butterflies going into tonights match?
Adrian Tanner: Did you seriously just ask me that question?
Mike Ross: Uh...yeah.
*Adrian motions to Brandon, who proceeds to slap the back of Mike's head.*
Adrian Tanner: How did Melvyn put up with this garbage?
Mike Ross: I have no idea...Hey!
Adrian Tanner: Do I have butterflies about my first title defense? No. Why should I? If my opponent doesnt care enough about this match, to give me atleast a tiny bit of competition in the promos, then why in the hell should I?
*Brandon holds up a sign that reads "because your Better"*
Adrian Tanner: That's right Brandon. I'll be honest with you Mike, I wanted butterflies. I wanted to come into this match tonight and have that feeling that anything could and would happen. I wanted to know that I was, albeit only a tiny bit, in danger of losing MY Australian Heavyweight Title tonight. Why?
*Brandon pulls out a sign with "You're crazy?" written on it*
Adrian Tanner: No, I'm not crazy. I know how good Syberus is. I knew this was a big match. I wanted that challenge. I wanted the Syberus that beat Terence Tyler and Jeremiah Vastrix for the World Cruiserweight Title at Genesis. I wanted the Syberus that's had Match of the year candidates with Adam Haven of all people.
I wanted the Syberus that won the IWA Television title! I wanted the Syberus that took Triple B to the limits twice and shouldve won both times! Not this shell of Syberus who didnt think enough of a person who's already beaten him once to give it all for this match!
The fact is Mike, I've already got this match won. I just hope I get SOME fight out of Sybershell before the match is over!
*Adrian walks off screen, Brandon follows quickly after him*
Mike Ross: Well, there you have it folks. Lets send it down to the ring for the next match!
*Camera cuts back to the ring*
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Frank Salazar: The following match, scheduled for one fall, will determine the number one contender for the Ring Syndicate World Title!
Jeremy Tucker: "This is a big one folks. Cobryn is a main event player in all the wrong ways, and Stein has been proving himself to Soutter one way or another for weeks. This match will determine who gets his mitts on Adam Plummer for the title...
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins...
A7 slowly makes his way towards the ring, strutting to the beat with a bemused smirk on his face, Yuki and Suki keeping a step behind, glaring at the crowd from behind their watchful eyes. He ignores the ring and makes his way over to the announce table.]
Andrew Fulton: Mr Seven! How are the two of them... I mean, how are you doing today, champ?
[A7 takes a seat while the girls stay as close to Plummer as they can without being in grabbing distance of the fans.]
A7: "Watch that mouth now, or these ladies might have to rip out your tounge..."
[Fulton gulps until 7 starts laughing. Fulton begins laughing too, nervously, then 7 stops short and stares a hole through Andrew. Fulton shuts up immediately.]
Jeremy Tucker: "So Adam, it's been, god, nearly two months since you won the gold, and you haven't had to do, well, a damn thing that whole time."
Toby Navel: Except last NML, reffing that match that turned into you getting your ass kick..."
[Jeremy cuts him off.]
Jeremy Tucker: "A bit overzealous he is... Shut up kid the champ is here, don't disrespect him."
A7: "It's fine Tucker. I got put into a situation I shouldn't have been in. Soutter should have know about this damned group ahead of time, and should have protected his champ.
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
Frank Salazar: "INTRODUCING FIRST, ACCOMPANIED BY DOMINO, STANDING 6'7" AND WEIGHING 265 POUNDS, THE PUNISHER DAN STEIN!!!"
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points to Seven, then quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd. Stein gives an intense look to Seven.]
Jeremy Tucker: "Stein is looking intense, ready for this match against Cobryn. He wants that belt."
A7: "Everyone wants this belt."
[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. COBRYN!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . COBRYN!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
----
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
---
[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
----
Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 ..3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ..2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: COBRYN WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]
Frank Salazar : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 64 and weighing in at 250 pounds His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...
COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!
Jeremy Tucker: "Cobryn is in this for all the marbles. Not only is he looking for that title shot, he's said that if Dan Stein can beat him, he'll retire!"
Toby Navel: "That's right. I'm surprised he'd take that risk but that's the cockiness of Cobryn showing through. He probably figures his lackeys will show up and save him."
Andrew Fulton: "Oh please. Cobryn isn't going anywhere. He just said that to get Stein's best, because he doesn't want Stein to say something like 'I didn't give my all'. Cobryn is here to stay girls."
A7: "Personally I don't give a damn who wins, it won't matter. I'll take them all out PDQ."
[Cobryn notices Domino making gestures at him, so he shrugs and wanders her way. She backs off slowly, egging him on. As he approaches the announce table, Yuki and Suki step in looking rather dangerous. As Cobryn smirks and waves off the duo, Stein reaches through the ropes and drags Cobryn up to the apron, then suplexs him in the ring as ref Fred Saflok rings the opening bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein starting off strong bringing Cobryn into the ring the hard way. He plays to the crowd briefly as Cobryn gets up, then nails a swinging neckbreaker to drop Cobryn right back to the ground!
Toby Navel: Stein wasting no time in going for a cover here, just two powerful moves and he's trying to end it early! Saflok counts...
One....
T... Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: It's going to take more than that to finish Cobryn. That's one tenacious man fighting for his career.
Toby Navel: Stein pulling Cobryn up this time, that's a mistake, Cobryn with short hard jabs to the solar plexus, and Stein is staggered... Cobryn stands, springboard dropkick takes Stein off his feet!
A7: Did this match start yet?
Toby Navel: Yes, it...
A7, Fulton, and Tucker: Shut up.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn with a double stomp to the chest, that had to hurt.
A7: Stein's fine.
Andrew Fulton: That whole gasping for air thing is just a ruse to make Cobryn feel better and get cocky.
Matthew Perry: Could he BE any cockier?
Andrew Fulton: Where the hell did he come from?
Jeremy Tucker: Who?
Andrew Fulton: Matthew Perry.
Toby Navel: Oh he's from FRIENDS.
Andrew Fulton: No, I meant he just said...
A7: Are you high?
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn pulling Steing up now, throwing hard knees into the man's face, then his gut, hoists him up, and hangs him over the top rope!
[Cobryn moves to the ropes, climbing them then pulling on the top rope hard, slingshotting Stein back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein starts to get up and Cobryn stalks him from behind, sends a hard knee to the back, setting up the Answer! Cobryn looking to finish, picks Stein up but Stein knows what's coming and struggles, grabbing Cobryn around the head and falling, double ko there!
Toby Navel: Cobryn couldn't get Stein all the way up since Dan was fighting so hard, but instead of landing back on his feet Stein grabbed Cobryn and fell, hitting a Cutter on Cobryn as Cobryn dropped Stein in a reverse DDT drop.
[Stein has enough sense to shove Cobryn off of him while they recover. Fred starts the count while Domino pounds on the mat cheering Stein on.]
Jeremy Tucker: Both men recovering pretty quickly here, and Cobryn attacks with some overhand closed fist punches... Stein takes a few then pulls Cobryn in for a nasty headbutt that drops Cobryn to a knee... Stein hits a sitdown gutwrench powerbomb! He's covering, this could spell the end of Cobryn's career!
[Fred drops to count...
One...
T...
"Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides making Stein jump off Cobryn and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino slides in the Peacemaker and Stein stares at the entrance looking for Phoenix, but no one comes out and the music quickly stops.]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell was that about?
Toby Navel: I don't know, but the ref sees that Stein has that weapon in hand and is arguing with him. Dan just points to the entranceway saying he was looking out for an attack, but the ref doesn't care. No one's there, and he rips it away.
Jeremy Tucker: As the ref takes the Peacemaker to the far side of the ring, Cobryn nails Stein with a blatant low blow! The ref saw nothing! He manuvers Stein to the corner climbs to the second rope and drops a quick Diamond Dust '02 on the Punisher!
[Cobryn pins Stein but only gets a one as Stein foots the rope.]
A7: Cobryn doesn't change, ever. And what is that girl up to?
[Domino has hopped up the the apron and is giving Cobryn another come hither look. She's turned somewhat sideways and is slowly sliding up her skirt as Cobryn advances.]
Andrew Fulton: She's up to about the halfway mark of my dreams...
Jeremy Tucker: We don't want to hear about that. Domino is distracting Cobryn, and Stein is taking advantage and recovering in the back. He sees Cobryn going after Domino, and charges! Cobryn moves and Stein stops short of running into Domino!
[Stein points to his head showing how smart he was to stop but Cobryn smirks and dropkicks him in the back, ramming him into Domino who flies off the apron and lands in a heap on Yuki and Suki!]
A7: Dammit Stein don't make me get in there and kick your ass myself!
[Stein gets pissed and turns to get Cobryn who bolts. Cobryn slides under the ropes and Stein chases him around the ring.]
Toby Navel: What is this musical valet?
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn's to the announce table and slides in before hitting A7, Stein gets to the same spot and he and Plummer get into it verbally before Stein gets in the ring himself, but Cobryn was waiting and lays the boots down to Stein's back.
[Cobryn plays up to the crowd this time and walks back only to have Stein roll him up in a schoolboy! Saflok counts, only gets two before Cobryn kicks, looking pissed off.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn not happy, not at all. He kicks a standing Stein in the gut and plants him with a Snap DDT, and then slingshot catapults Stein to hang him over the top rope again!
Toby Navel: Stein recovering quickly though, and catching Cobryn in a tilt-a-whirl slam! Not wasting time, he drags Cobryn up for a fall away piledriver! And a pin attempt!
[Fred down...
One...
Two...
T... Kickout!]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn kicks out again! He won't stay down!
Toby Navel: Stein for a brainbuster! Cobryn blocked it and breaks out with a thumb to the eye! Belly to belly snap suplex sends Stein flying!
A7: Halfway decent display but neither is ready for me.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein rolls up and bounces off the ropes to clothesline Cobryn down, twice, three times, Cobryns bouncing up and down and Stein is furious.
Toby Navel: Cobryn taking a little longer this time to get up, grabbing on to Saflok and forcing him in between the competitors Rake to the eyes, reverse neckbreaker, no! Stein reverses into one of his own! The Twilight Hammer!
Jeremy Tucker: Pinfall attempt, Saflok drops to count, one two three no Cobryn kicks out! I thought Stein had it there!
A7: Looks like that Twilight Hammer hurt, Cobryn is holding his neck, moving slowly
["Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides for the second time making Stein twist around and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino is back at ringside after being forcibly helped up by the twins, and slides in the Peacemaker and Stein stares at the entrance looking for Phoenix, but again no one comes out and the music quickly stops.]
A7: This is getting annoying. What idiot is back there running the tech truck? I mean thats twice already!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein is just as annoyed at you, hes about to unload on Cobryn with that Peacemaker, but Saflok grabs it and pulls it away! The ref is on top of his game today, making sure Stein doesnt get himself DQd.
[WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton: Thats what Stein gets! Cobryn pulls out a pair of brass knucks and gives Stein a love tap right between the eyes!
Toby Navel: He drops the knucks and keels over, pulling Stein on top of him! What is this? He having a heart attack? Annurism? Does he want to retire?
Jeremy Tucker: No, hes hiding from the ref! Saflok turns, sees Stein pinning, and doesnt know whats up. He counts
One .
Two .
Toby Navel: Cobryn kicks out right after two, showing that it took a lot of effort to get himself out of that pin. Finally Fred sees the knucks, checks out both men, and he doesnt know whats going on either! He drops them off by the peacemaker as Cobryn is pulling Stein up.
[Cobryn lays a few forearms into Stein then whips him to the ropes. Stein grabs hold to stop himself but Cobryn follows up quickly with a clothesline and they both flip to the outside.]
A7: Why did they have to fall on that side? I wanted to see this up close!
Jeremy Tucker: Both men are tired, an extreme effort put forth in this match, getting up very slowly. Stein grabs Cobryn and tries to whip him into the steel steps Cobryn stops, hiptoss onto the stairs! Stein hits hard and bounces off, managing to actually LAND on his feet, but clutching at his back.
Toby Navel: Cobryn climbs the steps, grabbing Stein in a reverse ddt position, he may be trying for the Answer on the steps!
Jeremy Tucker: Whatever it was, Stein STILL isnt going for it, as he actually drags Cobryn over his head and drives him down to the mat with a nasty piledriver!
Toby Navel: Both men are down, and Saflok is counting them both out! No ones going to win!
[The twins are sent on the apron by Seven and they distract the ref, breaking the count. Domino brings the Peacemaker and the knucks to Stein who is just pulling himself up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like Stein is going to get some payback here! He slides on those knucks, then wraps his hand around that Peacemaker and lines up Cobryn
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel: Cobryn falls in a heap, and I think that shot busted him open! Stein tosses the weapons over to this near corner and drags Cobryn back up to roll him in the ring as the girls rejoin Seven. What was that all about?
A7: I like my gold, but dammit someone needs to get beat on, Seven style. I dont care which one of these fools it is, but someones gotta pay.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein drops to pin
One
Two
Th Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: Shit! He kicked out again! This is embarrassing! Cobryns antics have stained this fed for too long now. Time to end it and move on!
[Stein gets up and stalks around the ring, deciding his next attack. He is visibly upset and stares a hole through Cobryn as he waits.]
Toby Navel: Cobryns starting to stand up and Stein hunts him down, putting both arms over Cobryn and squeezes What is that? Kind of remindes me of a torture rack, but if you were perpendicular?
Andrew Fulton: You want a purple dick in her?
Toby Navel: Thats not what I said.
A7: That, boys, is old school. Jesse Venturas Inverted Body Vise.
Toby Navel: Thank you Plummer.
A7, Tucker, Fulton: Shut up.
Toby Navel: Saflok breaks it up and Stein considering his next move
Jeremy Tucker: Hes had enough and Punisher is back in, gutwrench powerbomb! He practically drove Cobryn straight through the mat! Saflok counts
One
Two
Thr Kickout!
[Stein jumps up and starts yelling at the ref, slapping his hands together to show a three count.]
Toby Navel: He seems upset.
Jeremy Tucker: What was your first clue?
Toby Navel: That big vein on
Jeremy Tucker: Rhetorical question, numbnuts. Stein goes back to get Cobryn, but he has rolled out of the ring. He reaches through the ropes to grab him, but Cobryn swings up and cracks Stein with the Peacemaker! Ref!
Toby Navel: Ref was out of position there, and Cobryn twists Stein around and jumps off the apron, hanging Stein over that top rope and bouncing him back in to the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobyrn slides back in the ring shaking his head and wiping some blood away, going for a pin
One
Two
Kickout!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein isnt going to be put out like that!
Toby Navel: Cobryn gets Stein up enough and hits a face first piledriver! But Cobryn collapses as well, and both men are down!
One
Two
Toby Navel: Stein unbelievably the first to move
Three
Andrew Fulton: But Cobryn isnt far behind
Four
Five
Jeremy Tucker: Both men to a knee
Six
Seven..
A7: Yeah ref?
Eight
A7: Oh, right. *chuckles to the girls about his joke*
Jeremy Tucker: Both men to their feet now Cobryn with overhand punches, Stein responding in kind Stein catches Cobryns arm Twisting it around, down, under Hes looking around! Pumphandle! Sit down pumphandle slam! Hammer of Justice! Fuck yes Stein hit the Hammer!
Toby Navel: Its not helping him much though, he just fell back to the ropes, Cobryn looks to be out but Stein can barely move
["Chain" blares out and the entrance fire blast explodes from all sides for the third time making Stein try to turn and Plummer jump out of his chair. Domino is also looking up the ramp as Syberus runs into the ring striaght at Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker : Its Syberus, not Phoenix!
A7 : Bleh, one lackey is as good as another!
[Syberus charges Stein, but Stein see's him coming and sends him sailing right back over the top rope with a huge right hand.]
Toby Navel : There goes Syb, wait, now its Hero!
[Hero slides into the ring, a bit battered from his match with Mars, and runs at Stein, but Stein bends down and back body drops Hero over the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, The Punisher is cleaning house! Hero just landed right ontop of Syb!
[Phoenix now comes from the back, grabs the Peacemaker from Domino forcibly shoving her to the ground.]
Jeremy Tucker : The referee leaning over the ropes telling Syb and Hero to get out of here. Phoenix slides into the ring, and cleans The Punishers clock, cracking him with his own Peacemaker, and Stein is down!
Toby Navel : Just too many numbers, why don't you get in there and do something Seven?
A7 : Why should i, i dont care who wins, and to tell you the truth, i kind of want to face Cobryn!
[Phoenix shakes Cobryn around reviving him and slides out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cobryn up now, he grabs Stein, THE ANSWER! Cobryn just nailed Stein with the Answer!!!!
[Cobryn drops for the cover.]
One ......
Two ........
THREE!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He got it! Cobryn won the match! Although by dubious means, it took three of his allies to help him out, but he got it, and now its you and him on New Years Eve Seven!
A7 : Sounds like a plan to me!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits and Seven stands up, showing Cobryn his World Heavyweight title while Cobryn gets his hand raised.]
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Jeremy Tucker: Its finally come time for the Australian tag team championships. Next up is going to be an awesome match of two great tag teams, the Australian champions, Triple B and Ruthless Reeve
Andrew Fulton: Wannabe champs that were lucky they even won those titles in the first place.
Jeremy Tucker:...will take on the biggest, baddest, meanest tag team in the land, the Ring Syndicate World Tag Team champions, the HellHounds with their manager, the great Hardkore Johnnie Valentine!
Andrew Fulton: Now thats what I can a REAL tag team. Theyre going to rip the limbs right off those 2 pansies and beat them over the head with them.
Toby Navel: Not to mention that they are the Ring Syndicate World Tag Team champs!
Andrew Fulton: Is there a bleepin echo in this place? Yeah, between your ears, you moron. Keep up with that witty banter and Ill let the Hounds use YOU as a weapon.
Jeremy Tucker: Here we go, heres Frank Salazar with the call!
Frank Salazar: The following match is set for one fall, and it is for the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Championship!! Coming to the ring
[Hot to Death by Everlast plays over the PA, as the man they call Ruthless Reeve makes his way to the ring, Australian Tag Team title around his waist.]
Frank Salazar: From Melbourne, Australia weighing 317 pounds .
[The crowd pops huge for the Aussie.]
Frank Salazar: And .
Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine opens with the crowd coming to life in the background and white smoke rising from the entrance. Purple strobes flash incessantly from behind the smoke as the guitar riff hits.
[I be walkin god like a dog
My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein]
Frank Salazar: From Asbury Park, New Jersey .
[And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard]
He clenches his hands and fingers repeatedly.
[What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
Calm like a bomb!!!]
Frank Salazar: Weighing in at 225 pounds
He charges forward at top speed, the crowd erupting with a maddening roar.
[Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite- Ignite
Calm Like a Bomb!!!]
Frank Salazar: They are the Australian Tag Team champions, RUTHLESS L. REEVE, AND TRIPLE B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He slides into the ring with so much force he nearly slides out the other side. He leaps to his feet with his teeth bared and fists clenched.]
Jeremy Tucker: I have to say, Triple B does not look the same tonight, there is just something off about him this evening. Clearly, the events of the past weeks have affected him greatly
Andrew Fulton: Something? Hes been weird his whole life, what the hell you talking about? No weirder than usual. Hes always been that weird. But you know what; a REAL tag team is coming down, so shut yer yap!
Frank Salazar: And, making their way to the ring area
["I Put a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson hits, and Jonnie leads the Hellhounds down to the ring led by their chain dog collars. Jonnie has both Ring Syndicate World tag belts.]
Frank Salazar: Form the Land of ravish and Honey, at a total combined weight of 610 pounds, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Hardkore Johnnie Valentine, they are the Ring Syndicate Tag Team Champions of the World PSYCHO, CERBERUS ..THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!
[The Purgatory Puppies are going nuts at ringside. Valentine can hardly hold down the Hounds. Referee D.J. DeMarco looks on.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh man, the Hounds are gonna tear these two apart. And, theyre going to take the Australian tag belts as well! Wheres my popcorn? WOO-HOO!
[Triple B and Reeve hit the ring. Valentine releases the Hounds, and they immediate go after the pair.]
Jeremy Tucker: Wow! The Hounds are going right after them in the ring!!
Andrew Fulton: ATTACK!! ATTACK!!! Oh, sorry, lost my composure.
[The Hounds go after each opponent. Triple B is unloading unusually stiff kicks on Psycho, and he looks a bit surprised by the quick assault. Reeve and Cerberus and trading punches in the middle of the ring. Triple B throws Psycho to the ring, and continues the furious kick assault.]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at Triple B. Hes trying to rip one of the Hounds apart early! I havent seen this kind of intensity from him before at all!
DING, DING!!!!
Andrew Fulton: It must be that hes, uh, nuts!!
Jeremy Tucker: Theres the bell, finally. Clearly, this is not the same Triple B weve seen before
[Cerberus breaks from Reeve and slams hard into Triple B. Reeve flies in right behind him, pulling off Cerberus and throws more punches at him. The ref pulls these two off, and in the ensuing melee, Psycho lands a blatant low blow knee to Triple B. Valentine points to the corner and psycho retreats to it as Triple B rolls out of the ring in pain.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oooh, low blow!! It looks like we are getting Reeve and Cerberus to start this match, although its clear it started well before the bell.
Toby Navel: These two teams clearly do not like each other, so dont expect a technical battle to brew here today.
[Cerberus trades more punches in the middle of the ring. Reeve blocks a punch, and another, punches Cerberus, and attempts a standing dropkick. It misses badly.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh my God, what an idiot! What the hell is this guy smoking? A 7 footer trying a standing dropkick?!
Jeremy Tucker: Cant argue with that much there.
Andrew Fulton: My God, we could have the 2 craziest bastards to ever walk the face of the earth in the ring right this second!
Toby Navel: Theres no question the HellHounds are an unorthodox, reckless tag team, and they dont talk either.
Andrew Fulton: I was talking about Triple B and Reeve, you imbecile.
Toby Navel: Well, maybe if you pulled your lips off the Hounds arse
[Cerberus gets down and throws on a blatant chokehold. Ref pulls them off. Reeve gets up, lands a sidewalk slam. Reeve runs to the corner and tags in Triple B. Similarly, Cerberus backs up and tags in Psycho.]
Jeremy Tucker: A couple of tags to Triple B and Psycho. Quick back and forth going here early
[Triple B comes in a bit slower after the low blow, trading puches with Psycho, and Psycho grabs Triple Bs arm and throws him into a short-arm Clothesline From Home. Psycho pulls him up, and gives him another.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whoa, Psycho is trying to decapitate Triple B!!
[Psycho tries for a third, but Triple B reverses, and hits a single-leg takedown. Falling with him, Triple B lands 3 hard blows on the back of Psychos skull.]
Jeremy Tucker: What has gotten into Triple B, hes not doing anything close to his normal repertoire!
Toby Navel: Man, the new Triple B looks like he abandoned his martial arts. He hitting away like a wild animal!
Andrew Fulton: Gotta be the food poisoning from that rotten meat caused brain damage. Maybe hes rabid. Call in the vet!
[Triple B tags in Reeve. Psycho gets back up, and catches Reeve with several punches. He tags in Cerberus. Cerberus rushes Reeve, and they trade blows, back and forth. Cerberus blocks a Reeve punch and lands a hard headbutt.]
Toby Navel: Brutal headbutt by Cerberus.
Andrew Fulton: That oughtta make the dumb dumber. Although, that might be hard.
[Cerberus slaps an illegal chokehold on Reeve and pushes him back to the HellHounds corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Uh oh, this is where the Hounds will win this one, in their corner where they can get away with all kinds of stuff.
[The camera moves to the Purgatory Puppies, who seem to be troubled. They are arguing amongst each other, they do not appear to have any weapons in hand. Instead, they produce a handful of fishing line. Johnnie Valentine looks their way, and shakes his head. He takes the fishing line.]
Toby Navel: I wonder what the Puppies are up to over there
[Valentine jumps on the apron, and hands the strung out fishing line to Psycho as the ref argues for him to get down. Psycho wraps the fishing line around Reeves throat, as Cerberus stomps at his ribs. Reeve is gasping for air desperately. Ref counts ]
1
2
3
4
[Psycho continues to strangle Reeve with the line, and Cerberus stomps again at Reeves ribs. The ref breaks it outright, not seeing the transparent line, and Reeve breaks it and stumbles to the center of the ring. Psycho makes the tag.]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at that cheating, they could kill the man with that stuff. Thats disgraceful!!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, and it catches a mean fish too, ooh yeah! The Hounds can use ANYTHING as weapons!
[Reeve is coughing furiously as he was nearly choked out. Psycho goes into land a punch, and Reeve out of nowhere counters with a Bubba Bomb.]
Jeremy Tucker: Nice reversal by Ruthless Reeve. He looks like hes running on pure adrenaline right now!
Toby Navel: Yeah, and look at Triple B in the corner, he looks like hes about to eat the cornerpost padding, George Steele-style! He wants in like no other.
[Reeve quickly grabs Psycho and nails a T-Bone Suplex. Reeve grabs him to go for another move, but Psycho counters with a poke to the eyes and hard uppercut.]
Andrew Fulton: Beat him into a pulp! ATTACK!! ATTACK!! Sorry, I just cant help myself. I love the HellHounds.
[Psycho gets Reeve up, lands a shoulder breaker. Reeve on the ground, and Psycho pounds on him continuously. Chokehold applied on Reeve. The ref counts to break:]
1
2
3
4
[The ref looks to break the hold, but Triple B makes the save. Camera again pans to the Purgatory Puppies, still arguing with each other, produce a wooden ruler and throw it to the ring. Valentine can be seen mouthing the words What the f***?! Psycho grabs the ruler and Cerberus comes in behind the ref, who is pushing Triple B to the corner.]
Toby Navel: Man, Reeve and Triple B are playing right into the Hounds hands.
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus has what appears to be a one foot .wooden ruler?!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, the one you used to measure your inch and a half last night, Jerry!
[Stifled on-air laughter from Toby Navel. Psycho clamps on the chokehold again, and Reeve flails for air. Cerberus grabs the ruler, and Psycho releases the hold. Cerberus slams the edge if the ruler into Reeves windpipe. Reeve is now clutching his throat and flailing madly.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn, these guys are friggin geniuses! They can crush a guys windpipe with a ruler! These guys are the greatest tag team ever!!
[The Hounds double team Reeve as Cerberus chokes while Psycho lands hard stomps to the midsection. They pick up Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my!! SPIKED PILEDRIVER!!
[Cerberus gets out. They go for the cover:]
ONE
TWO
Jeremy Tucker: No! Triple B gets in at 2
[Triple B makes the save. Reeve is still convulsing from the windpipe shot. Psycho grabs him, attempts a punch but is reversed into a spinebuster. Reeve gets up, lunges at Triple B, and makes the tag.]
Toby Navel: Here comes the tornado.
Andrew Fulton: Rabid dog! Rabid dog!
[Triple B rushes Psycho, lands a well-executed bulldog. Triple B picks up Psycho, and nails a quick but hard DDT. Triple B makes the cover:]
ONE
TWO
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus makes the save at 2!
[Psycho looks tired. Trips stops and looks at the half-dazed Psycho with a wild look on his face. Hes screaming at him.]
Toby Navel: What is he doing?!
Andrew Fulton: Hes nuts man; hes acting like a mindless animal! Its rabies, man, Im tellin you!
[Triple B goes for a collar tie-up, but Psycho throws him into an Irish Whip. Johnnie Valentine pulls the ropes down, sending Triple B spilling over the top rope onto the concrete. Miraculously, the ref did not see it.]
Jeremy Tucker: Ah man, Hardkore Johnnie Valentine up to his old tricks again!
[The Purgatory Puppies, still arguing, this time produce a plastic cup. Johnnie Valentine says no and hangs his head. Both HellHounds are coming for Triple B, as is Ruthless Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, big bloody brawl coming!
[Reeve goes to intercept Cerberus, and Psycho goes to Triple B. Reeve and Cerberus trade head slams in a wooden table. The camera goes back to the Purgatory Puppies who, while still arguing, produce a potato peeler. Johnnie Valentine throws his hands up in disgust. The Puppies throw to Psycho, but Triple B intercepts.]
Toby Navel: Uh oh, what will Triple B do with this thing?
[Valentine is arguing with the ref to prevent the count, but Triple B is gouging out Psychos forehead with the potato peeler.
Andrew Fulton: What a nut case! Hes trying to peel the Hounds!
Toby Navel: I bet I could crack a few potato jokes here
Andrew Fulton: But you wont, ass.
[Johnnie turns back and sees the gouging, then looks at the Puppies, mouthing words too salty for TV. The Puppies look on in disbelief. Reeve and Cerberus continue to trade punches off-camera.]
Jeremy Tucker: You know, I would have expected this from the HellHounds, but never from Triple B, of all people!!
Andrew Fulton: Rabies will do that.
[Triple B continues savagely gouging on Psycho. Triple B has a maniacal look. Psycho punches Triple B, and breaks free. He is bleeding all along his forehead.]
Toby Navel: This is surreal
[Johnnie Valentine yells something at Cerberus, who grabs Reeve and pushes him into the ring apron, and mysteriously stiffs referee D.J. DeMarcos feet out from under him. He slingshots his neck off the top rope, and knocks himself out in the process.]
Jeremy Tucker: That was a blatant push on the ref, what the heck was that?
Andrew Fulton: Nothing illegal there at all, and a brilliant move by Hardkore Johnnie Valentine! This is where the Hounds will take out Triple B and Reeve. Just watch!
[The Purgatory Puppies are searching around their chairs, still arguing with themselves. This time, they produce a salt shaker. Johnnie Valentine looks in disgust, and snatches it from them in contempt. The Puppies look down shamefully.]
Toby Navel: Of course, the ref didnt see that one either What the hell are they going to do with a salt shaker?!
[Valentine hastily unscrews the lid, and pours salt into his hand. Cerberus and Triple B are brawling, when Cerberus quickly grabs Triple B and puts him into a quick hold, and Valentine smears salt into Triple Bs eyes. Triple B screams in pain. He starts flailing wildly.]
Andrew Fulton: I cant believe a salt shaker Johnnie Valentine is a GOD!!
[Reeve sneaks to the top rope. Johnnie Valentine is chastising the Purgatory Puppies.]
Toby Navel: You gotta be kidding me.
[Reeve gets the top, and leaps off attempting a double press on both Hounds but only partially hits Cerberus, but mostly just hurts himself.]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh boy, the Australian tag champs are in trouble.
Andrew Fulton [laughing]: So stupid cant stop laughing .
[Cerberus grabs Reeve and throws him into the guard rail. Cerberus follows with a low dropkick into the rail. Reeve gets up and grabs Cerberus and throats him on the steel rail.]
Jeremy Tucker: Triple B and Psycho still laying out, but look at this!!
[Triple B blindly finds his way to Psycho, and applies a trapezius nerve pinch. Hard.]
Toby Navel: That thing looks like the Vulcan Death Grip. Triple B is clearly not himself. I wonder who he is?
Andrew Fulton: Or maybe WHAT he is? RABID DOG!!
[Ruthless Reeve makes his way to the apron and slowly pulls out a car door?!]
Jeremy Tucker: A car door? What the
Toby Navel: This is REALLY surreal.
Andrew Fulton: You already said that, broken record.
[The ref is starting to stir. Psycho elbows Triple B and breaks free of the nerve pinch. Psycho rams Triple Bs head hard into the ringpost. Triple B is bleeding along the forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker: Whats Reeve up to over there?
[Valentine sees the commotion with the car door, and comes over. Valentine stares at Reeve, distracting him, while Cerberus nails him from behind. He picks up Reeve, and rams his head into the car door.]
Toby Navel: I dont think that worked the way Reeve expected.
[Psycho leaves Triple B and comes over and sets up the car door on the corner. Psycho picks up Reeve and ]
Jeremy Tucker: Dont tell me hes going to try to
[Psycho sets up an lifeless Reeve to put his head through the window glass.]
Jeremy Tucker: The ref is FINALLY starting to come to
Toby Navel: How long was that puss ref out? What a wimp! WHOA!!
[Psycho grabs Reeves head, but Reeve, faking it, grabs Psychos head and rams it through the glass. Psycho is bleeding profusely, but strangely, seems to be smiling.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn. That went the wrong way. But you cant hurt the Hounds! Those two crazies Reeve and Triple B are hurt, and aint gonna win anyway. Ha!
[Cerberus finds the potato peeler, and gouges Reeve hard. Reeve starts bleeding. The ref is up, counting.
1 .
2 .
3 .
4 .
5
6
7
[Cerberus drops the peeler, and throws Reeve into the ring. Psycho is still down, and Triple B is blinded, wandering ringside.]
Andrew Fulton: What the hell is that goof yelling?
Toby Navel: I think hes yelling Water. Uh oh
[Triple B walks by the Purgatory Puppies, who have evil grins on their faces. Triple B yells Water and the Puppies hand him a glass of beer. He pours it over his eyes and begins to scream.]
Andrew Fulton: Damn, the Puppies finally did something right!
Toby Navel: Yeah, beer probably aint gonna get the salt out of your eyes
[Reeve and Cerberus are in the ring. Psycho gets up out of his groggy state and goes to help Cerberus. Reeve nails a front facelock DDT. Cover on Cerberus:]
ONE ..
TWO .
[Kickout by Cerberus.]
Jeremy Tucker: It seems a kind soul gave Triple B what he needs.
[Triple B pours water over his eyes, and wipes them off. He blinks hard, and while he can see it is clear that it is not good. Triple B has bright red circles around his eyes from the salt rub. Cerberus grabs Reeve, and nails him with a Death Valley Driver. Cerberus covers Reeve:
ONE
TWO .
[Kickout by Reeve, nearly at 3. Both Triple B and Psycho have made it back to their corner, though slow.]
Jeremy Tucker: Almost a victory for the RS World tag champs!
Andrew Fulton: Its only a matter of time
[Reeve escapes and tags in Triple B, who still cant see very well. Cerberus nails Triple B with a gutwrench suplex. Triple B brought back up, hits 2 hard side kicks, and nails Cerberus with a DDT.]
Jeremy Tucker: My God, how much more abuse can these 4 take?! This is absolutely sick-looking!
Andrew Fulton: The only sick one is that rabid dog who needs to be put down, Triple B!
[Triple B goes for the cover:]
ONE .
TWO .
[Kickout by Cerberus.]
Jeremy Tucker: Unbelievable!!!
Andrew Fulton: YES!!! And lookey what we have here
[The Purgatory Puppies are no longer arguing. In fact, they are jumping up and down wildly. They found a collapsible baton. Johnnie Valentine looks pleased.]
Toby Navel: Uh oh, this could be over quick
[Johnnie Valentine jumps on the apron, distracting the ref again, but this time Ruthless Reeve sees him and charges Johnnie and clotheslines both himself, Psycho and Valentine over the top rope. The Puppies throw the baton into the ring and Cerberus grabs it.]
Andrew Fulton: Haha!! The light are out, the partys over!!!
[Cerberus swings it at Triple B, but Triple B knocks it out of his hand. On the swing around, Triple B locks in a sleeper.]
Jeremy Tucker: Sleeper by Triple B!!!
Andrew Fulton: HAHA!! No way Triple B can hold down someone as big as Cerberus! Hes finished.
[Cerberus gets up and powers Triple B to the corner. But Triple B appears as though he expected it and jumps to the second rope, still locked in the sleeper.]
Andrew Fulton: What the hell hes up to? Cerberus is going to flip him off!
[Triple B leaps off the rope ]
Jeremy Tucker: DEAD RECKONING!!!! HIS NEW FINISHER!! HE NAILED IT!!!!!!
[The cover on Cerberus:]
ONE .
TWO ..
THREE!!!!!!!!
DING! DING!!
Andrew Fulton: I cant believe this crap!! The Hounds had them beat, I cant take this!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What a wild match! I cant believe what I just saw!!!
Toby Navel: Unbelievable!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match, and STILL the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Champions, TRIPLE B AND RUTHLESS REEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: What can I say, one of the craziest matches we have seen in Ring Syndicate Just wait until you see what we have next
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Jeremy Tucker : Here we go folks, the main event of the evening, take it away Frank!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6' & 220 LBS, "THE DIAMOND", "ENLGLANDS SWEETHEART", "THE SENSATION OF EVERY NATION", "THE ONE MAN SHOW" ....... SYBERUS!!!!
[["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd give a loud but mixed reaction. Through the intense heat, the Syb marks still let themselves be heard. Syberus appears through the curtain with the World Cruiserweight Championship around his waist and wearing a long robe, red to match his gear. Under the robe we can also see hes wearing a dark red T-Shirt which reads Pure Confidence in white lettering. He pauses on the stage and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp, as the lyrics begin ]
*Man, its a hot one.*
*Like seven inches from the mid-day sun.*
*I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cold.*
*My munequita *
*My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa.*
*Youre my reason for reason *
* The step in my groove, yeah.*
[Once in the ring, Syberus climbs a turnbuckle and raises an index finger salute. The reaction from the crowd is mostly female screams. He then climbs back down and unstraps the Cruiserweight title, then climbs the opposite turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the chorus of Smooth comes into play.]
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[Syberus plays to the crowd some more, who by this point cant deny the electricity of his entrance. Most are applauding or cheering, and all- women are screaming. Red and White confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. He lays the Cruiserweight title down on the mat, then takes off his robe. (More female screams.) Syberus then throws the robe into the crowd, and takes off his Pure Confidence T-Shirt. (Yet more female screams.) Syberus then basks in the falling confetti.]
*Ill tell you one thing *
*If you would leave itd be a crying shame.*
*In every breath and every word, I hear your name calling me out *
*Out from the barrio.*
*You hear my rhythm on the radio.*
*You feel the turning of the world,*
*So soft and slow, turning you round and round*
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[At this point the music immediately shuts off and the last of the confetti falls onto Syberus and the ring. The crowd give a roar of applause for the Cruiserweight Champion, who finally hands his belt over to the official. Two ringside crew members hurry themselves to clear the ring of confetti as ....]
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The title appears to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black. The following appears on the screen.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")
[Where you at
It looks like cages]
(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)
[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]
(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")
[Up and down, but never out]
(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)
[Last one here is left to shout]
(An image appears on the screen)
(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly pats the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans, and smiles as Brandon hands out autographed 8 x 10's of Adrian posing with the Australian Title.)
[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]
(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)
[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]
(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)
[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Dont get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]
(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
FRANK SALAZAR: Introducing the opponent. Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]
(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)
FRANK SALAZAR: He is accompanied to the ring by Brandon Fernandez, The Unpinned rookie sensation...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]
[[BOOM!]]
(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)
Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]
(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)
[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]
FRANK SALAZAR: The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......
[Youre evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Lets go!]
FRANK SALAZAR: ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype]
[Youre just a stereotype....]
(Adrian waves to the crowd and hands the Australian Title to Brandon outside the ring.)
Toby Navel : There he is, our heavyweight champion!
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus wasting no time getting this one underway, and runs at Adrian, nailing him with a drop kick from behind, while Adrian wasn't concentrating, handing his title to Brandon!
Andrew Fulton : Wasting no time getting it under way? If he'd of charged Adrian on the rampway, cutting short his entrance, then that my friend, would of been wasting no time!
Toby Navel : The entrances in this place are just getting longer and longer, like everyone is trying to out do one another!
[Adrian falls through the ropes from the dropkick, and Syb follows him out there, sliding under the ropes as referee Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Syb looks a bit different today, a little angry, maybe its cause Dan Stein knocked him on his ass earlier tonight, i don't know.
[Syberus lifts Adrian up for a scoop slam, but Adrian floats over the top, and hooks Syberus with an inverted front face headlock.]
Toby Navel : Reverse underhook DDT by the champ!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner Jr kicks Syb in the back of the head, and rolls him into the ring, all the while getting encouragement from Brandon.
Toby Navel : Adrian slides into the ring, and Syb rolls to his feet, both men now circling each other.
Jeremy Tucker : Here we go, both men circling, they hook up, and Syb powers Adrian to the corner.
Crowd : Whoooo!
Andrew Fulton: Big chop there from Syb!
Jeremy Tucker : And another, Syb then throws Adrian into the ropes, and flips him over with a nice back body drop, before stomping on him.
Andrew Fulton : Syberus going to town on Adrian with them kicks, he is a machine today.
Toby Navel : I have never seen Syberus this aggressive.
[Syb continues stomping away on Adrian and he is forced to roll out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus poses for the fans, and stands on the second turnbuckle, taunting Tanner to get back in.
[Tanner gives Syb the bird and goes to get back in, but Syb goes to block him kicking at him.]
Toby Navel : No! Tanner was ready for that, and he grabs Syb by the foot, tripping him over, and then drags him out of the ring, under the ropes, Syb landing on the back of his head on the floor.
Jeremy Tucker : These two are very evenly matched, both have there own game plans coming into this match, i wonder who is going to prevail?
Andrew Fulton : Who is going to prevail? Why you got to talk like such a pussy Jerry?
[Adrian grabs Syb by the hair, and locks him in a Dragon sleeper as Tsalazidis begins the mandatory ten count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1.....
Toby Navel : Problem Solver V.2.0!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 2 .....
Jeremy Tucker : Syb in a world of hurt out there, Tanner's got him locked in!
Nick Tsalazidis : 3 .....
[Syberus is struggling wildly trying to free himself.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 4 ......
Jeremy Tucker : He wont surrender, there is no way Syberus is going to submit!
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 .......
Toby Navel : You are right Jerry, you can tell from the look on Syb's face he wont quit!
Nick Tsalazidis : 6 ........
Jeremy Tucker : They better watch it, they might get counted out here.
Nick Tsalazidis : 7 ........
[Tanner stands up, keeping the Dragon sleeper on and lifting Syb into a suplex position, then drops him on his head with a reverse brainbuster.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 8 .........
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible, the Problem Solver V2 on the outside, and he turned it into that wicked reverse brainbuster.
[Adrian Tanner Jr slides into the ring breaking the count, and Brandon slides Syb in behind him.]
Andrew Fulton : If that were me, i would of just sat out there with the Solver on for the ten count, taking the draw and keeping my belt!
Toby Navel : If that were you, you wouldn't even be champ!
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian really taking control of this one, and he picks Syb up of the mat, and plants him with a Snap suplex, then holds on and gives him another one!
Toby Navel : Tanner still holding on, lifts Syb up and drills him with a third Snap Suplex!
Jeremy Tucker : Them snap suplex's are really becoming a forte of Adrians.
Andrew Fulton : Really, ohhh, i hadn't noticed that actually.
[Adrian goes for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........... 2.............. (Syb rolls a shoulder)
[Tanner picks Syb up by the hair, but Syb brushes him off.]
Toby Navel : Syberus showing us he's not done yet, and he nails Tanner with a Side Russian leg sweep!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus on the comeback trail here, he clocks Adrian with a big right hand, then another, and then grabs his hand between his legs, and plants him with a devastating pump handle slam!
Toby Navel : Syberus again stomping on Adrian, he is really laying the boots into him.
Jeremy Tucker : SPINEBUSTER!!! Syberus just drilled Tanner with that Spinebuster, and the tide of this one has now turned.
[Syberus picks Tanner up plants Adrian on the top turnbuckle and goes for a hurricanrana, Adrian blocks and plants Syberus with a top rope power bomb.]
Toby Navel : That could be it right there, Tanner falls ontop of Syb for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ................ (Syberus gets a foot on the rope)
[Tanner looks at Tsalazidis in frustration, and hooks the leg up going for another cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............ 2 ................... (Syberus kicks out.)
[Both men get back to there feet, and Syb boots Adrian in the nuts with a blatant low blow.]
Toby Navel : That was uncalled for guys.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis admonishing Syb, who pushes him out of his way.]
Jeremy Tucker : He better watch himself in there, Syb is treading a fine line!
Toby Navel : Syb grabs Adrian by the hair, and just slaps the taste right out of his mouth!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what has gotten into Syberus tonight, he seems a very angry man!
[Syberus lifts Adrian up and delivers a mighty Death Valley Driver.]
Toby Navel : The Exorcism!!!! Syberus with the Exorcism!
[Syb drops for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 .................. (Tanner kicks out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus looks up at Tsalazidis, and shoves him in the chest. What is he doing? What has gotten into Syberus?
Toby Navel : I don't know, but he just pushed Tsalazidis away from him, thats the second time he has put his hands on the official, he better watch himself, Tsalazidis ain't beyond throwing this one out with a DQ!
[Syberus sends Adrian to the ropes and runs at Adrian, but Adrian pulls the ropes down and Syb goes flying to the floor. Adrian stands up and backs up goes for a baseball slide dropkick through the ropes, but Syberus moves.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus clotheslines Adrian down on the floor and whips him toward the guardrail, but Adrian reverses it and sends Syb chest first into and over the guardrail. Adrian slams Syberus's head into the guard rail and climbs onto the guardrail. Adrian takes Syberus down into the crowd with a leg scissors.
[Adrian climbs over the guardrail and slides back into the ring, motioning for the fans to move. Adrian runs off the opposite ropes and jumps onto the near ropes, jumping off with his springboard Shooting Star Press onto Syberus in the crowd.]
[Crowd starts a holy shit chant.]
Andrew Fulton : Tanner can do it all, technical, high flying, power, he's got it all!
[Adrian rolls Syb into the ring, and then heads to the top rope, signalling this is it.]
Jeremy Tucker : This one may be all over now, Tanner steadying himself, and Syberus is in deep trouble there in the middle of the ring.
Toby Navel : Tanner launches, 180 corkscrew splash!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : NO!!! Syberus got the knee's up!!!
Andrew Fulton : Desperation move there by Syberus!
[Syberus reaches out and grabs Tsalazidis by the pants and uses him to lift himself up, Tsalazidis getting very frustrated with Syb,and Syb just shoves him away when he gets to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is outrageous! Syberus should be fined and possibly suspended for this, heck, he should be Disqualified if you ask me!
[Syberus grabs Tanner by the hair who is clutching at his ribs after missing the corkscrew splash.]
Toby Navel : Syb setting Tanner up for a powerbomb, and he nailed it!
Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable Syb got the powerbomb, this one's all over!!!
[Syberus drops for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................... (Tanner kicks out.)
Toby Navel : NO!! The champ kicked out!!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus has snapped, look at him, he is a lunatic!
[Syberus grabs referee Nick Tsalazidis by the shirt, and shoves him into the ropes forcefully, then turns back to Tanner and locks in the Texas Cloverleaf.]
Toby Navel : Syberus has lost it, i've never seen him this intense!
Andrew Fulton : The guy wants the belt, Tsalazidis should just keep out of his way!
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian is frantically crawling towards the ropes, but Syb has the Cloverleaf cinched in real tight!
[Tanner makes one final lunge, and just grasps onto the bottom rope.]
Toby Navel : He made it! Tanner made the ropes!
[Tsalazidis instructing Syb to release he hold, but Syb is completely ignoring him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis is totally lost as what to do with Syberus, he doesn't want to spoil this for the fans and DQ him, but he may be left with no option!
Toby Navel : Adrian screaming now, and so is Tsalazidis, at Syberus telling him to release the hold!
[Syberus just laughs at him, and locks it on even tighter.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ..............
Jeremy Tucker : Tsalazidis putting the count on Syb.
Nick Tsalazidis : 3 ............... 4 ................
Andrew Fulton : He's not going to break it, i can see it in his eye's.
Nick Tsalazidis : 5!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He didn't, you were right Fulton, and look at Tsalazidis , he is looking around, and he doesn't know what to do!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis starts trying to rip Syb off of Adrian, and Syb lets go of Tanner, and ....
WHAM!]
Toby Navel : Syberus just nailed referee Nick Tsalazidis with the highlight cutter!
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus is totally out of control, he goes to the outside and grabs his World Cruiserweight title and starts clutching it to his chest, then slides back into the ring.
Toby Navel : Syberus now holding his belt up in the air and the fans here in Port Stanley are going nuts, throwing cups and paper and all sorts of trash into the ring.
Andrew Fulton : WHAT A JIB!!!
[Fulton grabs Toby's clipboard and throws it into the ring.]
Toby Navel : Hey!!
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Whats going on here? This second ref has DQ'd Syb?
[Syberus charges the official, cracking him with the World Cruiserweight Title, then lifts him up and nails him with the Pure Confidence.]
Toby Navel : PURE CONFIDENCE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : REVOLVER!!!!! Tanner back on his feet plants Syberus with the Revolver!!!
[Tanner hooks a leg and Tsalazidis coming to crawls over to make the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ....................... 3!!!!!
Toby Navel : Its over!!! Tanner retains the Australian Heavyweight Championship!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell and raises Adrian Tanner Jr's arm.]
Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL, AND STILL AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Scene fades with "Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hitting and Adrian mounting the turnbuckle holding the belt in the air.]
