Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 21:07:09 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show a packed Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne Australia, at least 1500 rabid fans going off. Get Free by the Vines hits and the lights drop, the No Mans Land logo coming up on the tron.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to another instalment of No Mans Land!!!
Toby Navel : We are just over a week away from Ring Syndicate's second joint ppv "One Wild Night", which will come to you all live from the Skydome in Toronto Canada on New Years Eve, what a party thats going to be!
Jeremy Tucker : Sure is, Australia has a big showing there, with our very own Adam Seven and Cobryn battling it out for the World Heavyweight Title, the Hellhounds will be there defending the World Tag Team Titles, and Syberus will be defending his World Cruiserweight title!
Toby Navel : And lets not forget the Australian heavyweight championship will be defended there, hopefully we will find out against who tonight!
Jeremy Tucker : And we also have four entrants going in for the Lethal Lottery, with the winner earning a World Heavyweight Title Shot!
Andrew Fulton : Against Cobryn!
Jeremy Tucker : That is yet to be seen, Seven is a great champion, everyone has him dropping the title already, but i'm not so sure, i guess we will wait and see.
Toby Navel : Them four entrants in the lottery will be decided tonight, in qualifying matches ....
Jeremy Tucker : And i have been informed to those not going to Canada, to fear not, as we will be having a special free for all, no holds barred match up, coming live from Luna Park!
Andrew Fulton: Luna Park? What is that?
Toby Navel : Its not named after Luna Vachon is it Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Ohh no! Its an amusement park, lots of rides and all sorts of things, which with these guys, is a recipe for many law suits, but we're going there anyway!
Toby Navel : Sounds like a blast! You think i will be able to get a ride on the merry go round?
Andrew Fulton : Merry Go Round? You sure it wouldn't be too much excitement for you Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Ha! Anyway, lets go down to Frank Salazar and get the first match underway.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS A QUALIFYING MATCH WITH THE WINNER PROGRESSING TO THE LETHAL LOTTERY AT THE "ONE WILD NIGHT" JOINT PPV! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM ATTBURY SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282LBS, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
[Pink Slip by The Unband hits and Sam Piltdown makes his way down to the ring accompanied by C.K.Panic. Sam stop at the rampway, and poses for the fans, then slaps hands with a few fans on the way to the ring.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM RED BANK, NEW JERSEY, AND COMING IN AT 6'6 & 290 LBS, PHOENIX!!!
[The lights dim, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage during the beginning chords of Chain by The Fire Theft. When the song hits the first 'CHAIN' flame pyro explodes all over the stage and Phoenix appears in the centre of the circle. Phoenix mouths off to the crowd on the way down the ramp.
He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the sides, sans Raven, then the arms go straight up for the two fingered salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the jacket, dropping it in the last corner.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown showing a lot of patience just watching Phoenix posing for the fans.
Andrew Fulton : He should of nailed him! Phoenix just was posing like he wasn't even there!
Toby Navel : Sam doesn't seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis is the official for this match, and he calls for the bell, getting this one underway.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Toby Navel : Both men moving in slowly, they hook up but neither can get a clear power advantage, and they break up the collar and elbow tie up.
Jeremy Tucker : Two huge strapping lads in there for this one, the tale of the tape gives Phoenix a one inch and 8 pound advantage, barely worth noting.
Andrew Fulton : The tale of the tape gives you a one incher barely worth noting as well Jerry!
[Both men hook up again, each trying to exert his power over the other, but again neither can get a clear advantage, and they break the lock up again.]
Jeremy Tucker : These two both now realising the power they are up against, and they nod begrudgingly to each other, and then Sam Piltdown rears back and nails Phoenix with a huge right hand.
Toby Navel : No effect! That punch didn't even faze Phoenix.
[Sam winds up and goes for another one, but Phoenix blocks it, and smashes Piltdown with a right hand of his own, then another, Phoenix goes for a third, but Sam now blocks this one, and goes for a head but on Phoenix.]
Jeremy Tucker : Head but from Sam Piltdown to the mask of Phoenix. Phoenix doesn't even register it and he flips Sam over with a big Belly to Belly suplex.
Toby Navel : Boy, they were swinging with them punches, they may try and shake them off like they don't hurt, but a few more of them, and this one wont be going very long, thats for certain.
[Phoenix grabs Sam rising to his feet and plants him with a front Bearhug slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : That move becoming a trademark of Phoenix's.
Toby Navel : I cant work this guy Phoenix out, he has been really impressing me since coming over here to Australia, but there is just something about i can't put my finger on.
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix plants Sam with a reverse DDT, and now he's going to the top.
Toby Navel : Phoenix looking to end this one already.
[Phoenix steadies himself on the top, and then flies at Sam going for a flying clothesline, but Sam Piltdown ducks down at the last second.]
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix hitting nothing but canvas there, and Sam could be back in this one.
Toby Navel : Phoenix humped up on the mat, looks like that took the air out of him and Sam taking full advantage of it, nailing him with a big leg drop.
Jeremy Tucker : Rocky start there by Sam, after head butting the mask of Phoenix, but he has turned it around now, and delivers a spinning boot scrap to Phoenix.
Andrew Fulton : You think that hurts as much under the mask, as it does for a normal person without a mask on?
Toby Navel : I'm not sure Andrew.
Andrew Fulton : Well, remind me to put a mask on you after the show and give you a few to find out.
[Phoenix gets up to his feet, and Sam nails him with a swinging neck breaker, and then follows it up with a reverse Russian leg sweep.]
Jeremy Tucker : NO! Phoenix blocks the leg sweep, and reverses it into a Side Effect!
Toby Navel : Looks like Phoenix has done his homework on Sam Piltdown, and the pendulum of this one has turned around again.
[Phoenix delivers a brain buster to Sam, and then a huge chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : CHOKESLAM!!! This one is all over.
[Phoenix drops for a cover on Sam.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ........................ (Sam kicks out.)
Toby Navel : He kicked out! Sam Piltdown kicked out of that chokeslam by Phoenix, and Phoenix is looking frustrated.
Andrew Fulton : How can you tell? He is wearing a mask!
Toby Navel : Well, he is shaking his fist in the direction of referee Nick Tsalazidis, thats a sure sign of frustration.
[Phoenix picks Sam up of the mat, and throws him into the ropes, but Sam reverses it and throws Phoenix into the ropes, planting him with a vicious tilt a whirl powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Where did he find the energy for that?
Toby Navel : Sam getting his second wind, and C.K. encouraging him on the outside.
[Sam drops for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........... (Phoenix kicks out at one.)
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix kicking out of that one early, looks like he still has a bit left in the tank.
[Sam Piltdown grabs Phoenix and delivers a crushing Cobra clutch slam, and then follows it up with an Underhook face Breaker.]
Toby Navel : Devastating, Piltdown is a powerhouse, and he drops for another cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ............ (Phoenix kicks out with authority, throwing Sam of off him.)
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix sure can absorb a lot of damage, he just tossed Sam away like he was nothing, and is back on his feet.
Toby Navel : Sam looking mad now and he slams the mat with both fists, then he jumps to his feet.
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : SUPERKICK!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix with a bone shattering Superkick there, and Sam Piltdown has got to be knocked out!
[Phoenix moves to the top rope again, steadies himself, and flies, landing with a perfect swanton on Sam.]
Jeremy Tucker : FIRE FLIGHT!!!! Phoenix flying like a Cruiserweight!
Toby Navel : Thats got to be it! No, he's not finished, Phoenix wants to make a statement here. He picks up the dead weight of Sam Piltdown on his shoulder.
[DEATH VALLEY DRIVER.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats the Phoenix Driver, and this one is certainly over now, no one gets up from that.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ......................... 2 .......................... 3 !!!!!!!
Toby Navel : Yes, its over, huge victory to Phoenix there, and he goes onto the Lethal Lottery at the joint PPV!
["Chain" by The Fire Theft hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Phoenix's hand as we fade to a commercial.]
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The scene opens up with Exodus stepping out of the black suv. With one foot out of the front door, he bends over to pick up a black duffle bag when a tall shadow slowly rises over him from behind. Going through the duffle bag, Exodus digs out a tan folder and zips the bag up when suddenly he's blasted from behind with a baseball bat to the back of the legs.
Person with bat : That was for last weeks match, and this is for breaking down everything that I had created.
The tall figure slowly bends over and grabs Exodus by the head slamming in through the drivers side window before taking the tan folder and looking down at the fallen manager of Messiah covered in glass and blood.
And the broken glass and blood shed that you're in now is, is nothing compared to what you're in for if you show up again. It's time to fix this mess that you made and do it right.
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[Believe in me by Troy Bishop rings over the loud speakers.]
Jeremy Tucker: Introducing first, from Riverside, California, weighing 235 lbs., here is TROY BISHOP!!
Andrew Fulton: Isnt that the announcers job.
Jeremy Tucker: I felt compelled.
[The arena goes dark and a huge white cross descends from the rafters. Upon the cross is a smiling Troy Bishop. He speaks to the crowd as his cross comes to set down on the mat.
Troy Bishop: You are all wonderful, thank you for coming out tonight. But as I ask you, you must ask yourselves are you saved?
Toby Navel: Am I what?
Andrew Fulton: Are you saved! What? No abley Englise?
Jeremy Tucker: And here comes the man Troy may have a hard time saving.
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aussi-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods. Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Troy Bishop and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: And referee Johnny Benson will be officiating this match. He signals for the match to begin, and we are underway.
Andrew Fulton: Have you ever thought of being saved?
Jeremy Tucker: I am going to ignore you.
Andrew Fulton: Heathen.
Toby Navel: Mars goes for the tie-up, size playing a major factor in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy with the fake out, he ducks the tie-up and chop blocks Mars.
Toby Navel: Not enough to bring the big man down. Mars turns toward Bishop with a snarl, but he regains his composure with a smile.
Andrew Fulton: Score one for the man of the cloth.
Jeremy Tucker: The two men circling each other now, looking for an opening. Troy darts in with a waistlock. He spins around Mars to lock it in from behind
Toby Navel: And Mars pushes him away by the face, knocking Bishop on his holy backside.
Andrew Fulton: That was wholly uncalled for.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy Bishop is smiling, hes not the least bit upset.
Toby Navel: Whats he digging down his trunks for?
Jeremy Tucker: Its a bible.
Toby Navel: Troy just pulled a bible out of his trunks, and hes handing it to referee Johnny Benson.
Jeremy Tucker: Is Bishop a Jehovahs Witness?
Andrew Fulton: Hes making sure that the ref is saved? You could use some salvation yourself.
Toby Navel: And when was the last time you had confession?
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Benson doesnt know what to make of this. He thanks Bishop and hands the bible to the timekeeper.
Toby Navel: And Bishop kicks Mars in the groin!
Jeremy Tucker: Cheap shot, he was just distracting the ref!
Toby Navel: Of all the underhanded
Andrew Fulton: Hey, if Mars read anything besides the book of revelation then maybe hed have been given a copy of the scripture instead of a kick to the gonads.
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop with a falling neckbreaker to the reeling Mars. He stands up with open arms, shouting words of praise. He stops just long enough to drop an elbow on Mars.
Toby Navel: Troy is a hell of a performer, in more ways than one. He climbs to the top rope, and executes a beautiful flying elbow!
Andrew Fulton: He looked like a dove.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy parading around the fallen Mars now. Look at this showboating!
Toby Navel: Mars is up!! Mars is up!! Troy doesnt see him, and Mars is looming over him like a shadow!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Troy turns, and his smile is immediately gone! Mars wraps his hands around Troys neck, Troy is flailing, and Mars lifts him straight into the air and slams him onto the mat!!
Toby Navel: Troy Bishop is out cold!! Hes splayed on the mat!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars with the cover
1
2
kickout.
Toby Navel: What!?! How did he kick out of that!?!
Andrew Fulton: He
Jeremy Tucker/ Toby Navel: Shut-up!!!
Toby Navel: Mars is stunned, but his face immediately goes to anger as he lifts Troy up and overhand smashes the preacher, clubbing him in the cranium!
Jeremy Tucker: He picks Bishop off the mat again, tossing him into the ropes Heart punch!!
Toby Navel: Oh my God!! That had to kill Troy Bishop. Hes folded up on the mat in fetal position, holding what may be a caved in chest. And look at Mars, hes loving this!
Jeremy Tucker: He picks Bishop up again, he hoists him up into powerbomb position Hes going for a running powerbomb!!
Toby Navel: Mars runs across the ring, he slams Bishop on the mat No!!! Bishop jumped free!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just ran himself right between the ring ropes and into the steel post!! Where did Bishop get the energy for that?
Andrew Fulton: Hes
Jeremy Tucker/ Toby Navel: Shut-up!!!
Toby Navel: Bishop is still worse for the wear, but he pulls Mars from between the ropes, Mars refuses to fall, hes trying to regain his composure after that blow
Jeremy Tucker: Troy lifts Mars up for a supplex SINNERS DDT!!!
Toby Navel: Mars is down!! Bishop is down!! Who will get up; both men are hurt!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars holding his neck, and Bishop holding his chest! They drape an arm over each other, but the ref says no!! There cant be a double pin!!
Toby Navel: Mars is the first to get up. He helps Bishop to his feet. Mars puts Troy into a front face lock, then hoists him up
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop slips out!! Mars turns with a backhand, Bishop ducks Savate Kick!!!
Toby Navel: Mars goes down!! Bishop half jumps and half falls, but he goes for the cover
1
2
3
No, Mars with a shoulder up!! He got the shoulder up just in time!!
Jeremy Tucker: Troy lets it go. If it bothers him, he isnt showing it. The showboating is all gone now, he is as serious as cancer. He moves across the ring, leaning on the ropes. Mars starts to get up, Bishop charges Bicycle kick!! He knocks down the big man again!!
Toby Navel: Mars falls outside of the ring!!
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop rolls out as well. He staggers to the far side of the walkway, leaving about ten meters between himself and Mars
Toby Navel: Another bicycle kick? Maybe a spear? Mars stirring to life, Bishop starts sprinting
CRUNCH!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Dear God in Heaven above!!! Mars just shattered a cinder block on Bishops chest!!!
Toby Navel: He pulled it from under the ring!! It almost exploded into pieces!!
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop is out!!! Hes unconscious for sure; his damned heart may have stopped!!!
Toby Navel: The ref is calling for the bell; Mars just got himself disqualified!!
Jeremy Tucker: Whats he doing? Mars is getting into the ring he just grabbed referee Johnny Benson NO!!!
Toby Navel: APOCALYPSE!!! He just gave the Apocalypse to the ref!!! Mars has lost it!!!
Jeremy Tucker: He grabs his Statewide Title and makes to leave, but thinks twice about it. What is this sicko-path doing?
Toby Navel: He took the bible Troy gave to the ref!
Jeremy Tucker: He walks over to the still unconscious Bishop. Hes tearing a portion of the pages from that pocket-sized bible, and he unceremoniously sprinkles the torn pages on Bishop. What a monster.
Toby Navel: Its the book of revelation. He tore out the last chapter of the bible and gave them to Bishop. What does this mean, what is he saying?
Jeremy Tucker: This is just sic; Troy Bishop may be dead and Mars is giving him his last rights; in his own demonic way. Get this bastard out of the building.
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[Sam Piltdown and C.K.Panic are backstage in the locker room, and Sam is pissed.]
Sam Piltdown : Another loss, ANOTHER FUCKEN LOSS!
[Sam tips over a table.]
Sam Piltdown : I need to do something around here, i just dropped Soutter on his fat ass and got rid off that burden around my shoulders, now i need to become my own man! Make an impact around here!
C.K.Panic : Don't worry about a thing, i got a plan, leave it all up to me!
[Scene fades with C.K. quickly leaving the room and Sam watching him leave a perplexed look on his face.]
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Jeremy Tucker: This match will be good. It pits Messiah vs Redneck.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first....
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell is this? Messiah is dragging Redneck out!
Toby Navel: Messiah showing ruthless aggression.
[Messiah throws Redneck against the stairs. He gropes under the ring. He pulls out a chair. He hits Redneck in the head with the chair. Redneck falls onto the stairs. Messiah continues hammering Redneck with the chair.]
Andrew Fulton: Redneck never had any chance.
[Messiah tosses Redneck in the ring. He puts Redneck into the powerbomb position]
Jeremy Tucker: POWERBOMB!
Toby Navel: FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Andrew Fulton:... and another powerbomb... how touching.
Toby Navel: Messiah is readying Redneck.
[LIGHTS OUT by Messiah]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah with a cover, and referee Jimmy McCoy drops for the count.
Jimmy McCoy : 1 .................. 2 ...................... (Messiah picks the Redneck up of the mat.)
Toby Navel : That was uncalled for, the Redneck is obviously in over his head, and Messiah is just now humiliating him!
Andrew Fulton : He's looking to make an example out of this newbie!
Jeremy Tucker : So, how about that attack on Exodus at the start of the show?
Andrew Fulton : How about it?
Jeremy Tucker : Who you think did it?
Toby Navel : It could of been anyone in this place!
[Messiah lifts Redneck up and plants him with a flipping Ace Crusher.]
Jeremy Tucker : The sands of time!
[Messiah with an Exploder Suplex and then a sit down Choke Slam.]
Toby Navel : Messiah is just relentless on this poor kid!
Andrew Fulton : He is one sick, twisted individual!
Jeremy Tucker : The man is vile! This exhibition is making me sick, i thought the guy was a professional, this is not proving anything!
Andrew Fulton : Its proving exactly how sick and sinister Messiah is, he has no pity in him, co compassion, and really, you have to admire them qualities in him.
[Messiah picks Redneck up and drags him to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Top rope powerbomb!
[Princess Deborah on the outside screaming at Messiah that thats enough, and to end it, he stops, listening to her, then turns around, but when he see's Redneck lying there, his eyes glaze over, and he picks him up again.]
Toby Navel : Deborah can't even get through to him, this is just relentless abandonment by The Messiah!
[Messiah locks Redneck in a chicken wing cross face and holding onto it, he nails him with a German suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker : The End of time that ones called.
Andrew Fulton : The End of Redneck should be more like it!
[Messiah picks up Redneck and hits a spinning Powerbomb, driving his elbow into the groin of Redneck as they land, then he rolls it over into a Ankle lock submission.]
Toby Navel : The Flash of Life!
Andrew Fulton : There is no life in Redneck whatsoever!
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Jimmy McCoy dropping into position to see if Redneck taps, but he looks knocked out to me, yes, he is, and Jimmy is calling for the bell, this one is finally over, thank the gods!
Toby Navel: I don't know that it is over Jerry, Messiah is telling Princess Deborah to get a table.
[Messiah grabs the table from his valet, who reluctantly passed it up to him and he sets it up in the corner. He grabs hold of Redneck, and slams him through the table with an Arabian Face Buster.]
*CRACK!*
Jeremy Tucker: Call the ambulance! Redneck's neck is broken!
[Referee Jimmy McCoy throws the X sign up in the air. The EMTS are running into the ring. They cart Redneck out. Messiah climbs the top rope and drops an elbow on Redneck, who's strapped in the gurney.]
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah isn't letting up!
Toby Navel: We apologize for this abomination.
[The E.M.T's finally get Redneck into the ambulance, and we see it taking off, the shot crosses to the Hick driving the ambulance, muttering something about stealing his gimmick, and laughing as he drives off in the ambulance.]
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Stan is shown backstage near his locker room. With an arrogant smile on his face he approaches his locker room only to see the door wide open. As Stan enters the door he sees a pink box sitting on the table with a white ribbon tied around it. With caution Stan approaches the box, to find a small note on the ribbon.
Every moment in life is precious and so shall be the future.
Stan looks at the not puzzled before opening the box to reveal a golden harp and a set of angel wings. Confusion seems to cross over Stan's face as the camera fades to black.
Jeremy Tucker: I don't know who sent that package but it seems to have the big man puzzled.
Andrew Fulton: What kind of present is a golden harp and a set of angel wings? Someone is being pretty cheap this time of year.
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Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY THERE MANAGER HARDKORE JONNIE VALENTINE, HAILING FROM THE LAND OF ravish AND HONEY, AND COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 610 LBS, CERBERUS & PSYCHO, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!
["I Put a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson hits and Jonnie leads The Hellhounds down to the ring led by their chain dog collars.]
Andrew Fulton : Yes, the World Tag Team Champions are here in the house, and listen to my kindred of the Purgatory Puppies go wild.
[Fans all around the arena are screaming and hooting, brandishing weapons of all kind in the air.]
[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. Cobryn!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . Cobryn!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ...2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: Cobryn WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]
Frank Salazar : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 64 and weighing in at 250 pounds His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...
COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!!
[Cobryn leans up against the turnbuckle casually nodding his head to Jonnie, who nods back at him.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6'0 & 220 LBS, "THE DIAMOND", "ENGLANDS SWEETHEART", "THE SENSATION OF EVERY NATION", "THE ONE MAN SHOW", THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, SYBERUS!!!!
["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd give a loud but mixed reaction. Through the intense heat, the Syb marks still let themselves be heard. Syberus appears through the curtain with the World Cruiserweight Championship around his waist and wearing a long robe, red to match his gear. Under the robe we can also see hes wearing a dark red T-Shirt which reads Pure Confidence in white lettering. He pauses on the stage and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp, as the lyrics begin ]
*Man, its a hot one.*
*Like seven inches from the mid-day sun.*
*I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cold.*
*My munequita *
*My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa.*
*Youre my reason for reason *
* The step in my groove, yeah.*
[Once in the ring, Syberus climbs a turnbuckle and raises an index finger salute. The reaction from the crowd is mostly female screams. He then climbs back down and unstraps the Cruiserweight title, then climbs the opposite turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the chorus of Smooth comes into play.]
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[Syberus plays to the crowd some more, who by this point cant deny the electricity of his entrance. Most are applauding or cheering, and -all- women are screaming. Red and White confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. He lays the Cruiserweight title down on the mat, then takes off his robe. (More female screams.) Syberus then throws the robe into the crowd, and takes off his Pure Confidence T-Shirt. (Yet more female screams.) Syberus then basks in the falling confetti.]
*Ill tell you one thing *
*If you would leave itd be a crying shame.*
*In every breath and every word, I hear your name calling me out *
*Out from the barrio.*
*You hear my rhythm on the radio.*
*You feel the turning of the world,*
*So soft and slow, turning you round and round*
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[At this point the music immediately shuts off and the last of the confetti falls onto Syberus and the ring. The crowd give a roar of applause for the Cruiserweight Champion, who finally hands his belt over to the official. Two ringside crew members hurry themselves to clear the ring of confetti before the start of the match.]
Andrew Fulton : Are you fucking kidding me?
Toby Navel : Syberus moves into the centre of the ring, while Cobryn makes his way to the corner, Cerberus starting it off for the Hellhounds.]
Andrew Fulton : Who gives a fuck Toby, whats with all these fucken entrances, its beyond a joke, something better be done about this, and soon, i cant believe we just sat through that, more important, i cant believe that Jonnie was able to control the Hellhounds through all that.
[Cerberus charges right at Syberus like a wildman.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!! Cerberus with the clothesline from home to get this one underway, Cerberus just let out his frustrations from having to wait through both them long winded entrances.
Toby Navel : Its a weird match this one, Cobryn and The Hellhounds being old friends and all from the Society days.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, management trying to get something going between them, but it doesn't look like they are ready yet for that.
[Cerberus throws Syberus into the ropes, catching him with a hip toss which he turns into a piledriver.]
Toby Navel : Cerberus just having his way here with Syb, and he lifts him and plants him with a high extension powerbomb.
Jeremy Tucker : Psycho reaches in and tags himself in, he grabs his partner Cerberus, and suplexes him right ontop of Syb.
Andrew Fulton : This is getting a bit confusing, Cerberus and Syberus, hey, remember when Syb was under the mask as The Incredible Y, and Jonnie was right into him, then he unmasked to reveal himself as Syb, and Jonnie jumped off him quicker than me off my girlfriend when her husband pulls in the driveway.
Toby Navel : Psycho runs and springboards of the ropes, nailing Syb with a Asia moonsault, and the Puppies are on there feet!
Andrew Fulton : God this has been a long match!
Jeremy Tucker : It just seems that way sitting through them entrances Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : Syb really taking a beating in there, Psycho picks him up, and goes to throw him into the ropes, but Syb reverses it, and plants Psycho with a big Spinebuster.
[Syb then drops Psycho with a scoop slam, and Cerberus runs in with a meat thermometer that Jonnie handed up to him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis see's Cerberus coming in and blocks him off.
Toby Navel : Cobryn slaps his own hands together, making a clapping sound, then pulls a pair of Brass knuckles on, running up and jumping over the top of Tsalazidis and clocking Cerberus with them and knocking him out.
Andrew Fulton : Magnificent!
Jeremy Tucker : I thought you were a Purgatory Puppy?
Andrew Fulton : I am!
[Cobryn tosses the knucks to the outside and drills Psycho with a snap DDT!]
Toby Navel : I thought you were pissed at Cobryn for that entrance?
Andrew Fulton : I forgive him!
[Cobryn grabs Psycho and lifts him up ...]
Jeremy Tucker : ANSWER!!! Cobryn nailing Psycho with the Answer already!!!!!!
[Cobryn with a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ....................... 3!!!!
[No Quarter hits and Cobryn grabs Syb and they head up the rampway as we fade to a commercial.]
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[We see Commissioner Xanathos walking through the hallways back stage, he looks like a busy man when a fan runs up to him wearing a hat and with a long Al Quadia style beard.]
Fan : A thousand apologies Mr Xanathos, but could i trouble you for an autograph please, its for my son.
KJX : A thousand apologies? Don't the Indians say that?
Fan : Yes, my feathers are back at home.
KJX : Feathers? How'd you get back here anyway?
Fan : I won a backstage pass on the radio, Wrestle radio!
[There is a commotion heard down the hallway.]
KJX (hesitantly) : Yeah, ok, i got to get going.
[The Fan shoves a piece of folded up paper in front of the Commiss, and he scribbles his autograph on it then quickly moves on.]
KJX : Something didn't seem right there, he turns around, but the fan is gone.
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Jeremy Tucker: All right folks, it's time for our next match, and it is a real doozy! One half of the Australian Tag Team Champions, Ruthless L. Reeve will be taking on Dan The Punisher Stein in a qualifying match for Ring Syndicates first Lethal Lottery. These two men already went at it a couple of weeks ago at the Tag Title Tornado match, and it should be an interesting seeing these two in singles action.
Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, I remember that match, where Stein tried to cheat to win it!
Jeremy Tucker: And who was that who helped him?
Andrew Fulton: It was Domino, stupid. [Pauses] Hey! You tricked me! I can't say anything bad about her, she's hot!
Jeremy Tucker: You just did. Here's Frank Salazar with the intro
Frank Salazar: This match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a qualifying match for the Lethal Lottery! First, coming down to the ring area From right here in Melbourne at 7 feet, 317 pounds Ruthless L Rreeeevvee!!
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits the speakers as Ruthless L. Reeve runs through the curtains and charges the ring!]
TOBY NAVEL: Wow, did you hear that crowd reaction for the hometown boy!
ANDREW FULTON: Call out the guards; the convicts are starting to riot.
Frank Salazar: From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 265 pounds, the Punisher Dan Sstteeiinn!!
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three-dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points to Reeve then quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd.]
Toby Navel: Just look at Stein staring down Reeve.
Jeremy Tucker: This is going to be a huge match up with Stein trying to break out of the slump hes been in and Reeve trying to prove he has what it takes as a singles wrestler.
Andrew Fulton: What do you mean huge match up?
Jeremy Tucker: What do you think I meant?
Andrew Fulton: Its not like either one of these guys will survive the Lottery in January
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: There's the bell and we are underway!
[Stein and Reeve are circling the ring, and they lock up.]
Toby Navel: Quick lock by Stein, snaps into a snapmare takedown.
[Stein attempting a headlock, Reeve escapes and get to his feet.]
Tony Navel: Lock up again. Reeve throws Stein into the ropes, and Stein comes back.
[Dropkick by Reeve! And another!]
Tucker/Fulton/Navel: Wwhhaatt??
Andrew Fulton: Did you see that fat bastard jump?
Toby Navel: Awesome!
Jeremy Tucker: Quick cover by Reeve One
Toby Navel: A kickout with authority by the Punisher.
Andrew Fulton: I think you will have to do a lot more than that to beat Dan Stein!
Jeremy Tucker: Who are you rooting for?
Andrew Fulton: The one with the best-looking chick.
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve grabs Stein.
[Hard chops send Stein to the ropes.]
Toby Navel: Stein blocks, comes back with chops of his own!
[Reeve blocks.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein grabs him into a headlock, and then throws him into a Russian Bulldog!
Toby Navel: The cover One Two
Jeremy Tucker: Kickout by Reeve!
[Domino climbs the apron to yell at the ref.]
Andrew Fulton: Domino is looking pretty sharp tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein grabs Reeve, but Reeve goes with a hard rake to the face!
[Reeve sends Stein into the ropes, but Stein holds them!]
Toby Navel: Reeve throws a hard right, but it is blocked by the Punisher, wait!
[Reeve nails an atomic drop, and Stein is reeling.]
Toby Navel: Reeve is going to the outside.
[Reeve makes his way to the turnbuckle.]
Andrew Fulton: What is that fat pig doing?
[As Reeve gets to the top turnbuckle, Domino begins yelling.]
Andrew Fulton: WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!!
[Domino is distracting Reeve.]
Toby Navel: OH MY GOD, SHES GOING DO IT!
[Domino begins seductively unzipping her top.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve and everyone else in this arena have completely forgotten about Dan Stein.
[Stein back on his feet makes his way towards Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton: Puppies!!
[Stein grabs Reeve of the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein has just put Reeve in the Tree of Woe.
[Domino hops off the apron and zips up her HALF unzipped top.]
Fulton/ Navel: Nnnooo!!!
[Stein starts stomping away on Reeve.]
Toby Navel: A helluva maneuver by Stein! He keeps this up and it's lights out for Reeve!
[Stein climbs to the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein is wrapping Reeves legs up in a figure four around the ring post.
[The ref is trying to get Stein to break the hold.]
Toby Navel: The ref begins counting.
Referee Jimmy Nor: One Two Three Four
[Stein breaks the hold.]
Jeremy Tucker: Its been a long time since weve seen Stein this focused.
[Reeve gets to his feet as Stein climbs back in the ring.]
Toby Navel: Low Blow by Reeve!
[Stein drops to the canvas.]
Andrew Fulton: Hes cheating!! I love it!
[The ref checks Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve has got Stein on his feet.
[Reeve starts laying some hard left and rights.]
Toby Navel: Stein is looking hurt!
[Reeve whips Stein into the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is on the second rope just pounding away.
The Crowd: One Two Three Four Five
Toby Navel: Incredible!
[Stein lifts Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a Power Bomb.
[Both men are dazed.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: One Two Three Four Five Six
Jeremy Tucker: Both these men have given everything they have.
[Reeve begins to stir.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: Seven Eight
[Stein is moving.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: Nine
[Domino tries to climb into the ring breaking up the count.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is back to his feet as Stein rolls out of the ring.
Andrew Fulton: That could be the only smart move I have seen Stein make all night.
[Reeve follows Stein to the outside.]
Toby Navel: Stein was waiting for him!
[Huge Clothesline by Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein sends Reeve into the guardrail.
[Stein stomping away on Reeve.]
Toby Navel: Ive never seen Stein so vicious before.
[Stein rolls Reeve into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Its the gold boy; makes a man do awful things.
[Stein goes for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker: One Two
[Reeve turns up the shoulder.]
Toby Navel: Stein is looking frustrated.
[Stein drags Reeve up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein going for a Russian Leg Sweep.
Toby Navel: Reverse!!
[Reeve counters.]
Jeremy Tucker: Rock Bottom by Reeve.
[The Ref slides into position.]
Toby Navel: Incredible move by Reeve.
Jeremy Tucker: The cover One Two Three No, kickout by Stein
Toby Navel: That was close.
[Both men back to their feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein the first to act.
[Stein boots Reeve in the midsection.]
Toby Navel: Do either one of these guys have anything left?
[Stein sets Reeve up for a pump-handle slam.]
Andrew Fulton: There no way he can lift that fat bastard.
Toby Navel: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!
Jeremy Tucker: The cover One Two Threeee
Andrew Fulton: He did it. I cant believe it.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Frank Salazar: Advancing to the Lethal Lottery at One Wild Night, the winner of this match The Punisher Dan Sstteeiinn
[Stein stands in the ring with the Peacemaker raised over his head as the crowd cheers.]
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Jeremy Tucker : Next up we got two of the top superstars here in Australia in Triple B and Hero going at it with the winner going to the Canada for the Lottery on New Years Eve.
Toby Navel : This promises to be a classic, with two very even competitors, lets hope the match lives up to it.
Andrew Fulton : Frankly, these two guys make me sick, and i couldn't care less who wins.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, they are both very popular men with the fans, so that doesn't surprise me Andrew.
Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, WITH THE WINNER PROGRESSING TO THE LETHAL LOTTERY, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 240 LBS, HERO!!!!
["Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the 'tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena. He walks down to the ring, relaxed looking at the crowd, but still intense. He gets on the apron, poses on the turnbuckle, then climbs in the ring and poses on the opposite one. ]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ASBURY PARK, NJ, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 235 LBS, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!!!!
[Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine opens with the crowd coming to life in the background and white smoke rising from the entrance. Purple strobes flash incessantly from behind the smoke as the guitar riff hits.
[I be walkin god like a dog
My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein]
A figure appears through the strobe-lit smoke, his hands by his side, visibly shaking in anticipation of the match. Several shouts in the audience for their favorite wrestler.
[And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard]
He clenches his hands and fingers repeatedly.
[What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
Calm like a bomb!!!]
He charges forward at top speed, the crowd erupting with a maddening roar.
[Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite- Ignite
Calm Like a Bomb!!!]
He slides into the ring with so much force he nearly slides out the other side. He leaps to his feet with his teeth bared and fists clenched.]
Toby Navel : And its on!
[Bill going right at Hero as the bell rings.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Hero trying to fend of BBB, but the ferocity of Bill's attack is to much for him, forcing him backwards.
Toby Navel : Triple B just unloading on Hero with savage chops and kicks, i don't think Hero was ready for an onslaught like this to start of the match.
[Hero goes to hook up with BBB, but Triple B delivers a standing drop kick from the tie up.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill is a wildman lately, ever since that match with Syb and the beat down that followed, he has completely lost the plot.
Andrew Fulton : He is an accident waiting to happen.
[Hero gets to his feet, and BBB sends him down with a leg scissors takedown, then he bounces of the ropes, and goes to spear Hero, but Hero catches him with a Rock Bottom.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! A variation of the Eternity's End there from Hero, and Hero drops for a cover, referee Nick Tsalazidis dropping for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ......... (Triple B kicks out)
Toby Navel : BBB still with a lot of fight left in him here, a nice counter there by Hero, but its going to take more than that ........
[The crowd all look up the rampway and we see Ruthless L Reeve making his way down to ringside, he then takes a seat at the commentary booth placing the spare headset on.]
Jeremy Tucker : Hey Reeve, to what do we owe this pleasure?
[Hero ignoring the presence of Reeve, and he nails Bill with a German suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : What Jerry meant to say was "what the hell are you doing out here Reeve?"
Ruthless L Reeve : Just thought i would come down and keep an eye on my tag team partner.
[Hero keeping on the offensive, delivers a bone shattering cobra Clutch suplex to BBB.]
Andrew Fulton : Well, your boy don't seem to be doing to well at the moment Reeve!
Ruthless L Reeve : Bill aint my BOY, he is the MAN! In case you didn't know the difference.
Andrew Fulton : He sure don't look like the man at the moment.
[Hero runs off the ropes, and nails BBB with a rolling thunder, then drops for a cover.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Wow, what a move from Hero! How ever did he come up with that one?
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .............. (Triple B rolls the shoulder)
Toby Navel : Big kickout there by Bill, the amount of punishment he can absorb is incredible.
Ruthless L Reeve : Almost as much as the amount he can dish out in there.
[Hero hooking BBB for a DDT, but Bill counters it and puts Hero in a reverse arm bar, punishing Hero with head butts to the shoulder while yanking on the arm bar.]
Andrew Fulton : So, Reeve, hows ya love life?
[BBB bulldogs Hero, then plants him with a tombstone piledriver, dropping for a cover.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Don't ask Fulton!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ................... (Hero with the kick out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Hero showing he too has what it takes with that kick out.
Toby Navel : Triple B with a release German suplex, he tosses Hero half way across the ring with that one!
Ruthless L Reeve : I am totally in awe of that man, he has the power of ten men, and the quickness of a greyhound.
[BBB climbs to the top rope, and launches ...]
Jeremy Tucker : Shooting Star Press! He nailed it!
Ruthless L Reeve : This one is all over!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ....................... (Hero kicks out)
Ruthless L Reeve : NO! That was three!
Andrew Fulton : Only two loverboy.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Troy Bishop with a thunderous chair shot has just knocked Reeve clean out!
Toby Navel : He just jumped the railing and walloped Reeve with that chair.
[Reeve is shown face first on the desk.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Another one! Thats enough Troy, get out of here!
[Troy feints with the chair at Jerry who jumps out of his chair.]
Toby Navel : Troy Bishop has just made mince meat of Ruthless L Reeve, and look at Triple B in the ring, he doesn't look to happy.
[BBB pointing at Troy sending him a message in no uncertain terms.]
Jeremy Tucker : (back in his seat) Bloody Hell! I thought he was going to hit me then, but it looks like he is leaving, BBB looking out for his partner there ........
[Hero from behind rolls BBB up in a small package.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ................... 3~!!!!!
Toby Navel : Hero got him! Hero rolling BBB up there and he got the three count!
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Hero, and he progresses to the lottery!
Toby Navel : Yes, but i don't think we have seen the last of Hero Vs BBB!
Jeremy Tucker : No, i think your right there Toby!
[Scene fades to a commercial.]
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[We see the fan with the hat and beard run into Sam Piltdown's locker room laughing like a wildman.]
Sam Piltdown : Who the fuck are you?
[The fan takes the hat and beard off, and puts his wire rim glasses back on revealing himself to be C.K.Panic.]
C.K. Panic : Ohh, come on now, don't tell me you didn't recognize me?
[C.K. unfolds the piece of paper.]
C.K Panic : Look what i just got here, (Panic chuckles) Our very own contract, for get this, a shot at the Australian Champion at the New Years Eve joint PPV!
Sam Piltdown : You Fucken Genius!
[Scene fades.]
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen coming down to the ring first, standing at 6'10 and weighing in at 315 lbs. Stan the Tank WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
"Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice hits the speakers as out comes the monster of a man in Stan Wilson. The fans get to their feet and errupt as Stan makes his way down to the ringside area, flexing his arms as he steps over the top rope giving us a good look of his tattooes that say Loyalty and Trust.
Jeremy Tucker: Well we finally get the debut match of Stan Wilson, and with great fan reaction I must say. Speaking of fan reaction, we have a special guest announcer for this match, though not at my request. How are you Messiah?
Toby Navel: Do we really need him here for this match?
Jeremy Tucker: Blame Andrew Fulton for this mess. Anyways Stans first match here and he's got a non title match against the World Champion Adam Plummer.
Toby Navel: The question is can he win the match and his debut?
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, standing at 6'3 and weighing in at 255 lbs. from Rock Island, Illinois this is the WORLD CHAMPION Adam Seven PLUMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRR!!!
"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins.
Plummer makes an arrogant and slow strut down the ringside aisle with a wide and bemused smirk across his face with Yuki and Suki a few steps behind him, as the fans are looking on at the gold strapped around his waist. With a mixed reaction of boos and cheers, Plummer walks up the ring steps and stands on the ring apron while Yuki and Suki open up the ropes for him to step through. Seven makes his way into the ring and slowly takes off the world title before handing it over to referee Jack Ripum.
DING DING DING!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Well the match is underway as Seven is looking up and down the big man, and wondering just how to start the match off with momentum on his side.
Toby Navel: Well Stan isn't going to have any of it as he walks over to Adam and looks down, towering over him by a good 7 inches.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven offers his hand in good sportsmanship and Stan takes it only to be kicked in the groin.
Toby Navel: Smart move by Seven who attempts whipping Stan into the ropes but it's reversed as Stan goes for a boot to the face, only to have Seven grab the ropes and leave the ring for a few seconds.
Messiah: Smart move on the part of Seven, that's what makes him the world champ.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan stands in the ring awaiting as Seven rolls back in under the rope and walks back over to the big man.
Toby Navel: Fear is one thing that Seven isn't showing as the two are locking up in a test of strength.
Jeremy Tucker: Well if you can't take him down the first time, try again.
Toby Navel: Stan seems to have the upperhand as Seven makes it down to one knee, yet trying to pull himself back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven with his arms using all strength, drops his head into Stans groin with a few headbutts.
Toby Navel: Warning given by referee Jack Ripum who doesn't seem to concerned about the blatant low blow.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan releases one arm, as Seven gives Stan a few more headbutts to the groin, before delivering a monkey flip to Stan.
Toby Navel: How in the hell did he get the big man over like that? Talk about brute strength in Adam seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven up to his feet first and grabs Stan, whipping him into the ropes and delivering a spinning back elbow and going for a quick pin.
Jack Ripum: 1.......
Toby Navel: Stan tosses Adam off with such power and strength. It's going to be a long night at this rate.
Jeremy Tucker: Adam again whips Stan into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold and goes for half boston crab but is kicked away by Stan.
Toby Navel: How on earth are you going to lock up those tree trunks for a submission? Stans legs are thicker then a stack of bricks.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven grabs Stan and whips him into the turnbuckle and goes to follow it up with a clothesline but Stan steps out of the way, causing Seven to hit his body full force against the turnbuckles.
Toby Navel: Stan rears back and runs into Seven, nailing him with a big splash into the back of Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Brute force there as you could see the turnbuckle move just a bit.
Messiah: That's not the turnbuckle that moved. That's your eyes playing tricks on you.
Toby Navel: Bitter are we?
Jeremy Tucker: Stan grabs Seven and lands a nice running powerslam right in the middle of the ring.
Toby Navel: Crowd seems to be enjoying this so far but Stans not done. Irish whip into the ropes and a vicious clothesline sending Seven over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Here comes Yuki and Suki over to Adams aide, while Stan just looks down snarling at the fallen champion.
Toby Navel: Stan steps over the top rope and slowly makes his way around the ring towards Seven who just rubbed his nose with his left thumb before sliding in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven is talking with referee Jack Ripum while Yuki comes up from behind and blasts Stan with a kendo stick.
Toby Navel: Vicious shot to the back of the neck on Stan, but he's not down. If I were Yuki i'd start running.
Messiah: I didn't see a thing did you Andrew?
Andrew Fulton: All I saw was the women polishing the sticks and Stan got in the way.
Jeremy Tucker: You two make me sick, but back to the match. Stan is reaching out for Yuki but now it's Suki behind Stan and has the kendo stick between his legs.
Messiah: Hope he's ready to sing tenor.
CRACK!
Jeremy Tucker: Right between the legs, sending Stan down to one leg. Both of these women better run for their lives.
Toby Navel: Adam Seven leaves the ring and walks over to Stan, slamming his head into the steel ring steps.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven grabs Stan and stands him up only to take him down with a short-arm clothesline.
Toby Navel: Nice move by the champ as he lays the boots into Stan and rolls back into the ring even though the referee wasn't bothering with a count.
Jeremy Tucker: Right now Stans got the odds against him and in a 3 on 1 match. Hard odds to overcome.
Messiah: No different then the two on one match I had last week before Stan showed up where he's not wanted.
Toby Navel: That was different, it wasn't the whole match.
Messiah: Do you like your job? If you do I suggest you keep your mouth shut.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan slowly makes his way up the ring steps and steps over the top rope with a bit of pain on his face.
Toby Navel: Seven comes bouncing off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm, causing Stan to reel but he keeps ahold of the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Stans got some balance but Seven is going back to the ropes and this time connects with a spinning back elbow.
Toby Navel: Look at this though, Stan won't let go of the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Frustration seemingly growing on the face of the world champion as he's got to be wondering what it's going to take to knock the big man off his feet.
Toby Navel: Seven going back to the ropes, but this time as he comes back Stan connects with a hard right hand, followed by a left and steps over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan whips Seven into the ropes and connects with a big foot to the face, then lifts Seven up in the air over his head in a military press.
Toby Navel: Look at the strength of Stan as he's parading around the ring with Seven over his head before dropping him on his face in the middle of the ring.
Messiah: I'm out of here guys, i'm going to get a better look at this match.
Jeremy Tucker: He means he's going to interfere.
Andrew Fulton: I didn't hear that. He said that he wanted a better look at the match.
Toby Navel: And you believe that?
Jeremy Tucker: Whip into the corner by Stan as he follows that up with a back elbow and several openhand chops.
Toby Navel: Listen to the crowd get behind Stan. With each and every chop the fans are going wild.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan whips Seven into the opposite corner and follows up with a big splash again, and more openhand chops.
Toby Navel: Momentum has swung around in this match as Stan takes a few steps back, watching Seven slumping down onto the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: Big smile on his face right now as Seven pulls himself up with the help of the ring ropes.
Toby Navel: Stan reaches out and wraps his massive arms around Seven putting him in a monstrous bear hug.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is going to squeeze the life out of Seven here and it looks like his arms are going limp.
Toby Navel: Referee Jack Ripum lifts up the right arm and it goes down.
Jeremy Tucker: That's one Toby.
Toby Navel: Arm goes up a second time, but it's not going down. Still some breath left in the world champion.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven reaches back and goes for a headbutt on Stan but that has no effect as the big man won't let go.
Toby Navel: Another headbutt by Seven and Stan just wraps the arms tighter around Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Look at the pain on Sevens face. The pressure on the back has to be killing him but Stan won't let go.
Toby Navel: Stan gets a smile on his face and hits a belly to belly suplex on the world champion.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan crosses his throat with his finger and this match could be over.
Referee Jack Ripum: One....................
Toby Navel: Stan has one hand over the throat of Seven and Messiah is inching his way closer to the ring.
Two.................
Jeremy Tucker: Stan could win this match and if he does where does that put him in line for a title match?
Toby Navel: Well last I heard Cobryn was looking to get the next title match and I don't think he cares who the champion is.
Thre..................
Jeremy Tucker: Close call there as Seven got his foot on the bottom rope at the last second.
Toby Navel: Stan is raising his hand up in the air and if it wasn't over before it's about to be.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven rolls over and rubs his nose with the left thumb and trouble is brewing on the outside.
Toby Navel: Sevens asking for the world title as Stan makes his way over towards the champ.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum is being distracted by Suki as Yuki hands the title to Seven.
Toby Navel: Seven is crouched down and here comes Stan to reach for Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven swings with the title and misses as Stan ducks and hits a clothesline on the champion.
Toby Navel: Yuki steps in the ring and nails Stan in the back of the head with a kendo stick, Stan goes down to one knee, and Referee Jack Ripum turns around and starts ushering Yuki out of the ring.
[Yuki is protesting, and Messiah slides in with a chair in hand. Seven see's him coming in, and hooks Stan by the arms, holding him in place.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at this, FOUR on ONE! Messiah winds back with the chair and swings with all he's got .......... and Stan moves out of the way!
Toby Navel : The Tank just got out of there in time, and Messiah levels The champ with that chair shot!
[Stan wraps that huge hamhock around the throat of Messiah and nails him with a thunderous chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is on fire, i have never seen him in shape like this, he picks up Seven by the throat, and holds him up in the air with one arm.
Toby Navel : What power, one arm chokeslam by The Tank, and Stan has just cleaned house.
Jack Ripum : 1 ...................... 2 .................... 3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : YES! Stan just pinned the World champion right in the middle of the ring, what a return to the ring, this doesn't bode well for Seven come the New Years Eve, he's going to have to bring everything he has to the table this week, cause this match against Cobryn in Canada is the biggest test of his life!
[Fade to commercial.]
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[The scene switches to show new ring syndicate interviewer Fifi walking through the back in her short skirt.]
Andrew Fulton (grunting like an animal) : Mmmmmmmmmm ... i could look at that all night long! Boy, i'll tell ya what guys, come the staff Christmas party, that girl is mine!
Jeremy Tucker : What? Ahhh ..... Fulton, we are still on the air!
[Fifi is still walking down the hall, when she rounds a corner and walks into a sprawled out Hero on the ground, covered in blood and not moving.]
Fifi : Ohhh my god! Somebody get some help! Is there a doctor in the house?
[Scene switches back to ringside.]
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Jeremy Tucker: Well folks were back from commercials for what every man and woman in the audience have been waiting for
[Toby Navel takes out a trumpet and starts to make a horrendous sound like the song used in cartoons and in the ARMY for old wars]
*Tata tarata tata tarata tata tarata tataaaaaaaaaara tata tarata tata tarata tataaaaaaaaaa*
[Fulton furiously takes the trumpet out of Navels mouth]
Andrew Fulton: [Threatening Navel to hit him with the trumpet] You loud son of a bitch!!!
Toby Navel: Calm down Fulton!!! Take it easy!
[Edgecrusher by Fear Factory hits and Nick Cairo walks out with a Singapore cane on his hand. He walks his way the ring letting the Singapore cane rest on his shoulder, accompanied by boos from the Dandenong audience]
Fran Salazar: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL FOR THE CWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! THE CHALLENGERRRR COMES FROM BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAAAA! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED TWENTY TWO POUNDSSS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET TALL!!!!! NIIIIIIIIIIICK CAAAAAAIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Like I was trying to say here comes the main event. I still wonder why KJX booked this match. Why he is giving Cairo a chance for the Aussie title?
Andrew Fulton: Obviously, because unlike you Jerry, even Dracon can recognize fine talent like Cairo, championship material, above the problems he could have with Cairo, hes trying to make CWA a respectable federation if thats possible in any way.
Toby Navel: I think AT is a great champion, but I heard he is going thru knee surgery soon
Jeremy Tucker: Who the hell told you that shit?
Toby Navel: I saw it in the internet
[Fulton chuckles]
Jeremy Tucker: Well thats not true
[Fulton chuckles a little more]
Jeremy Tucker: Whats up with you Fulton? Wheres the joke?
[Fulton stops chuckling with a cough]
Andrew Fulton: Nothing man, nothing.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh dont tell me you started that rumor just to fuck with Tanner
Andrew Fulton: [Sarcastic tone] Blasphemy!
Jeremy Tucker: Hell, you are acting like that Matt Boone.
Andrew Fulton: Matt Boone, nice guy.
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the Souttertron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of the CWA Heavyweight Title. The title appears to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black. The following appears on the screen.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. More black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to another instalment of No Mans Land!!!
Toby Navel : We are just over a week away from Ring Syndicate's second joint ppv "One Wild Night", which will come to you all live from the Skydome in Toronto Canada on New Years Eve, what a party thats going to be!
Jeremy Tucker : Sure is, Australia has a big showing there, with our very own Adam Seven and Cobryn battling it out for the World Heavyweight Title, the Hellhounds will be there defending the World Tag Team Titles, and Syberus will be defending his World Cruiserweight title!
Toby Navel : And lets not forget the Australian heavyweight championship will be defended there, hopefully we will find out against who tonight!
Jeremy Tucker : And we also have four entrants going in for the Lethal Lottery, with the winner earning a World Heavyweight Title Shot!
Andrew Fulton : Against Cobryn!
Jeremy Tucker : That is yet to be seen, Seven is a great champion, everyone has him dropping the title already, but i'm not so sure, i guess we will wait and see.
Toby Navel : Them four entrants in the lottery will be decided tonight, in qualifying matches ....
Jeremy Tucker : And i have been informed to those not going to Canada, to fear not, as we will be having a special free for all, no holds barred match up, coming live from Luna Park!
Andrew Fulton: Luna Park? What is that?
Toby Navel : Its not named after Luna Vachon is it Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Ohh no! Its an amusement park, lots of rides and all sorts of things, which with these guys, is a recipe for many law suits, but we're going there anyway!
Toby Navel : Sounds like a blast! You think i will be able to get a ride on the merry go round?
Andrew Fulton : Merry Go Round? You sure it wouldn't be too much excitement for you Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Ha! Anyway, lets go down to Frank Salazar and get the first match underway.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS A QUALIFYING MATCH WITH THE WINNER PROGRESSING TO THE LETHAL LOTTERY AT THE "ONE WILD NIGHT" JOINT PPV! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM ATTBURY SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282LBS, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
[Pink Slip by The Unband hits and Sam Piltdown makes his way down to the ring accompanied by C.K.Panic. Sam stop at the rampway, and poses for the fans, then slaps hands with a few fans on the way to the ring.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM RED BANK, NEW JERSEY, AND COMING IN AT 6'6 & 290 LBS, PHOENIX!!!
[The lights dim, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage during the beginning chords of Chain by The Fire Theft. When the song hits the first 'CHAIN' flame pyro explodes all over the stage and Phoenix appears in the centre of the circle. Phoenix mouths off to the crowd on the way down the ramp.
He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the sides, sans Raven, then the arms go straight up for the two fingered salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the jacket, dropping it in the last corner.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown showing a lot of patience just watching Phoenix posing for the fans.
Andrew Fulton : He should of nailed him! Phoenix just was posing like he wasn't even there!
Toby Navel : Sam doesn't seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis is the official for this match, and he calls for the bell, getting this one underway.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Toby Navel : Both men moving in slowly, they hook up but neither can get a clear power advantage, and they break up the collar and elbow tie up.
Jeremy Tucker : Two huge strapping lads in there for this one, the tale of the tape gives Phoenix a one inch and 8 pound advantage, barely worth noting.
Andrew Fulton : The tale of the tape gives you a one incher barely worth noting as well Jerry!
[Both men hook up again, each trying to exert his power over the other, but again neither can get a clear advantage, and they break the lock up again.]
Jeremy Tucker : These two both now realising the power they are up against, and they nod begrudgingly to each other, and then Sam Piltdown rears back and nails Phoenix with a huge right hand.
Toby Navel : No effect! That punch didn't even faze Phoenix.
[Sam winds up and goes for another one, but Phoenix blocks it, and smashes Piltdown with a right hand of his own, then another, Phoenix goes for a third, but Sam now blocks this one, and goes for a head but on Phoenix.]
Jeremy Tucker : Head but from Sam Piltdown to the mask of Phoenix. Phoenix doesn't even register it and he flips Sam over with a big Belly to Belly suplex.
Toby Navel : Boy, they were swinging with them punches, they may try and shake them off like they don't hurt, but a few more of them, and this one wont be going very long, thats for certain.
[Phoenix grabs Sam rising to his feet and plants him with a front Bearhug slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : That move becoming a trademark of Phoenix's.
Toby Navel : I cant work this guy Phoenix out, he has been really impressing me since coming over here to Australia, but there is just something about i can't put my finger on.
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix plants Sam with a reverse DDT, and now he's going to the top.
Toby Navel : Phoenix looking to end this one already.
[Phoenix steadies himself on the top, and then flies at Sam going for a flying clothesline, but Sam Piltdown ducks down at the last second.]
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix hitting nothing but canvas there, and Sam could be back in this one.
Toby Navel : Phoenix humped up on the mat, looks like that took the air out of him and Sam taking full advantage of it, nailing him with a big leg drop.
Jeremy Tucker : Rocky start there by Sam, after head butting the mask of Phoenix, but he has turned it around now, and delivers a spinning boot scrap to Phoenix.
Andrew Fulton : You think that hurts as much under the mask, as it does for a normal person without a mask on?
Toby Navel : I'm not sure Andrew.
Andrew Fulton : Well, remind me to put a mask on you after the show and give you a few to find out.
[Phoenix gets up to his feet, and Sam nails him with a swinging neck breaker, and then follows it up with a reverse Russian leg sweep.]
Jeremy Tucker : NO! Phoenix blocks the leg sweep, and reverses it into a Side Effect!
Toby Navel : Looks like Phoenix has done his homework on Sam Piltdown, and the pendulum of this one has turned around again.
[Phoenix delivers a brain buster to Sam, and then a huge chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : CHOKESLAM!!! This one is all over.
[Phoenix drops for a cover on Sam.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ........................ (Sam kicks out.)
Toby Navel : He kicked out! Sam Piltdown kicked out of that chokeslam by Phoenix, and Phoenix is looking frustrated.
Andrew Fulton : How can you tell? He is wearing a mask!
Toby Navel : Well, he is shaking his fist in the direction of referee Nick Tsalazidis, thats a sure sign of frustration.
[Phoenix picks Sam up of the mat, and throws him into the ropes, but Sam reverses it and throws Phoenix into the ropes, planting him with a vicious tilt a whirl powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Where did he find the energy for that?
Toby Navel : Sam getting his second wind, and C.K. encouraging him on the outside.
[Sam drops for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........... (Phoenix kicks out at one.)
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix kicking out of that one early, looks like he still has a bit left in the tank.
[Sam Piltdown grabs Phoenix and delivers a crushing Cobra clutch slam, and then follows it up with an Underhook face Breaker.]
Toby Navel : Devastating, Piltdown is a powerhouse, and he drops for another cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ............ (Phoenix kicks out with authority, throwing Sam of off him.)
Jeremy Tucker : Phoenix sure can absorb a lot of damage, he just tossed Sam away like he was nothing, and is back on his feet.
Toby Navel : Sam looking mad now and he slams the mat with both fists, then he jumps to his feet.
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : SUPERKICK!!!
Toby Navel : Phoenix with a bone shattering Superkick there, and Sam Piltdown has got to be knocked out!
[Phoenix moves to the top rope again, steadies himself, and flies, landing with a perfect swanton on Sam.]
Jeremy Tucker : FIRE FLIGHT!!!! Phoenix flying like a Cruiserweight!
Toby Navel : Thats got to be it! No, he's not finished, Phoenix wants to make a statement here. He picks up the dead weight of Sam Piltdown on his shoulder.
[DEATH VALLEY DRIVER.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats the Phoenix Driver, and this one is certainly over now, no one gets up from that.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ......................... 2 .......................... 3 !!!!!!!
Toby Navel : Yes, its over, huge victory to Phoenix there, and he goes onto the Lethal Lottery at the joint PPV!
["Chain" by The Fire Theft hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Phoenix's hand as we fade to a commercial.]
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The scene opens up with Exodus stepping out of the black suv. With one foot out of the front door, he bends over to pick up a black duffle bag when a tall shadow slowly rises over him from behind. Going through the duffle bag, Exodus digs out a tan folder and zips the bag up when suddenly he's blasted from behind with a baseball bat to the back of the legs.
Person with bat : That was for last weeks match, and this is for breaking down everything that I had created.
The tall figure slowly bends over and grabs Exodus by the head slamming in through the drivers side window before taking the tan folder and looking down at the fallen manager of Messiah covered in glass and blood.
And the broken glass and blood shed that you're in now is, is nothing compared to what you're in for if you show up again. It's time to fix this mess that you made and do it right.
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[Believe in me by Troy Bishop rings over the loud speakers.]
Jeremy Tucker: Introducing first, from Riverside, California, weighing 235 lbs., here is TROY BISHOP!!
Andrew Fulton: Isnt that the announcers job.
Jeremy Tucker: I felt compelled.
[The arena goes dark and a huge white cross descends from the rafters. Upon the cross is a smiling Troy Bishop. He speaks to the crowd as his cross comes to set down on the mat.
Troy Bishop: You are all wonderful, thank you for coming out tonight. But as I ask you, you must ask yourselves are you saved?
Toby Navel: Am I what?
Andrew Fulton: Are you saved! What? No abley Englise?
Jeremy Tucker: And here comes the man Troy may have a hard time saving.
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aussi-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods. Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Troy Bishop and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: And referee Johnny Benson will be officiating this match. He signals for the match to begin, and we are underway.
Andrew Fulton: Have you ever thought of being saved?
Jeremy Tucker: I am going to ignore you.
Andrew Fulton: Heathen.
Toby Navel: Mars goes for the tie-up, size playing a major factor in this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy with the fake out, he ducks the tie-up and chop blocks Mars.
Toby Navel: Not enough to bring the big man down. Mars turns toward Bishop with a snarl, but he regains his composure with a smile.
Andrew Fulton: Score one for the man of the cloth.
Jeremy Tucker: The two men circling each other now, looking for an opening. Troy darts in with a waistlock. He spins around Mars to lock it in from behind
Toby Navel: And Mars pushes him away by the face, knocking Bishop on his holy backside.
Andrew Fulton: That was wholly uncalled for.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy Bishop is smiling, hes not the least bit upset.
Toby Navel: Whats he digging down his trunks for?
Jeremy Tucker: Its a bible.
Toby Navel: Troy just pulled a bible out of his trunks, and hes handing it to referee Johnny Benson.
Jeremy Tucker: Is Bishop a Jehovahs Witness?
Andrew Fulton: Hes making sure that the ref is saved? You could use some salvation yourself.
Toby Navel: And when was the last time you had confession?
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Benson doesnt know what to make of this. He thanks Bishop and hands the bible to the timekeeper.
Toby Navel: And Bishop kicks Mars in the groin!
Jeremy Tucker: Cheap shot, he was just distracting the ref!
Toby Navel: Of all the underhanded
Andrew Fulton: Hey, if Mars read anything besides the book of revelation then maybe hed have been given a copy of the scripture instead of a kick to the gonads.
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop with a falling neckbreaker to the reeling Mars. He stands up with open arms, shouting words of praise. He stops just long enough to drop an elbow on Mars.
Toby Navel: Troy is a hell of a performer, in more ways than one. He climbs to the top rope, and executes a beautiful flying elbow!
Andrew Fulton: He looked like a dove.
Jeremy Tucker: Troy parading around the fallen Mars now. Look at this showboating!
Toby Navel: Mars is up!! Mars is up!! Troy doesnt see him, and Mars is looming over him like a shadow!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Troy turns, and his smile is immediately gone! Mars wraps his hands around Troys neck, Troy is flailing, and Mars lifts him straight into the air and slams him onto the mat!!
Toby Navel: Troy Bishop is out cold!! Hes splayed on the mat!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars with the cover
1
2
kickout.
Toby Navel: What!?! How did he kick out of that!?!
Andrew Fulton: He
Jeremy Tucker/ Toby Navel: Shut-up!!!
Toby Navel: Mars is stunned, but his face immediately goes to anger as he lifts Troy up and overhand smashes the preacher, clubbing him in the cranium!
Jeremy Tucker: He picks Bishop off the mat again, tossing him into the ropes Heart punch!!
Toby Navel: Oh my God!! That had to kill Troy Bishop. Hes folded up on the mat in fetal position, holding what may be a caved in chest. And look at Mars, hes loving this!
Jeremy Tucker: He picks Bishop up again, he hoists him up into powerbomb position Hes going for a running powerbomb!!
Toby Navel: Mars runs across the ring, he slams Bishop on the mat No!!! Bishop jumped free!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars just ran himself right between the ring ropes and into the steel post!! Where did Bishop get the energy for that?
Andrew Fulton: Hes
Jeremy Tucker/ Toby Navel: Shut-up!!!
Toby Navel: Bishop is still worse for the wear, but he pulls Mars from between the ropes, Mars refuses to fall, hes trying to regain his composure after that blow
Jeremy Tucker: Troy lifts Mars up for a supplex SINNERS DDT!!!
Toby Navel: Mars is down!! Bishop is down!! Who will get up; both men are hurt!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars holding his neck, and Bishop holding his chest! They drape an arm over each other, but the ref says no!! There cant be a double pin!!
Toby Navel: Mars is the first to get up. He helps Bishop to his feet. Mars puts Troy into a front face lock, then hoists him up
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop slips out!! Mars turns with a backhand, Bishop ducks Savate Kick!!!
Toby Navel: Mars goes down!! Bishop half jumps and half falls, but he goes for the cover
1
2
3
No, Mars with a shoulder up!! He got the shoulder up just in time!!
Jeremy Tucker: Troy lets it go. If it bothers him, he isnt showing it. The showboating is all gone now, he is as serious as cancer. He moves across the ring, leaning on the ropes. Mars starts to get up, Bishop charges Bicycle kick!! He knocks down the big man again!!
Toby Navel: Mars falls outside of the ring!!
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop rolls out as well. He staggers to the far side of the walkway, leaving about ten meters between himself and Mars
Toby Navel: Another bicycle kick? Maybe a spear? Mars stirring to life, Bishop starts sprinting
CRUNCH!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Dear God in Heaven above!!! Mars just shattered a cinder block on Bishops chest!!!
Toby Navel: He pulled it from under the ring!! It almost exploded into pieces!!
Jeremy Tucker: Bishop is out!!! Hes unconscious for sure; his damned heart may have stopped!!!
Toby Navel: The ref is calling for the bell; Mars just got himself disqualified!!
Jeremy Tucker: Whats he doing? Mars is getting into the ring he just grabbed referee Johnny Benson NO!!!
Toby Navel: APOCALYPSE!!! He just gave the Apocalypse to the ref!!! Mars has lost it!!!
Jeremy Tucker: He grabs his Statewide Title and makes to leave, but thinks twice about it. What is this sicko-path doing?
Toby Navel: He took the bible Troy gave to the ref!
Jeremy Tucker: He walks over to the still unconscious Bishop. Hes tearing a portion of the pages from that pocket-sized bible, and he unceremoniously sprinkles the torn pages on Bishop. What a monster.
Toby Navel: Its the book of revelation. He tore out the last chapter of the bible and gave them to Bishop. What does this mean, what is he saying?
Jeremy Tucker: This is just sic; Troy Bishop may be dead and Mars is giving him his last rights; in his own demonic way. Get this bastard out of the building.
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[Sam Piltdown and C.K.Panic are backstage in the locker room, and Sam is pissed.]
Sam Piltdown : Another loss, ANOTHER FUCKEN LOSS!
[Sam tips over a table.]
Sam Piltdown : I need to do something around here, i just dropped Soutter on his fat ass and got rid off that burden around my shoulders, now i need to become my own man! Make an impact around here!
C.K.Panic : Don't worry about a thing, i got a plan, leave it all up to me!
[Scene fades with C.K. quickly leaving the room and Sam watching him leave a perplexed look on his face.]
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Jeremy Tucker: This match will be good. It pits Messiah vs Redneck.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first....
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell is this? Messiah is dragging Redneck out!
Toby Navel: Messiah showing ruthless aggression.
[Messiah throws Redneck against the stairs. He gropes under the ring. He pulls out a chair. He hits Redneck in the head with the chair. Redneck falls onto the stairs. Messiah continues hammering Redneck with the chair.]
Andrew Fulton: Redneck never had any chance.
[Messiah tosses Redneck in the ring. He puts Redneck into the powerbomb position]
Jeremy Tucker: POWERBOMB!
Toby Navel: FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Andrew Fulton:... and another powerbomb... how touching.
Toby Navel: Messiah is readying Redneck.
[LIGHTS OUT by Messiah]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah with a cover, and referee Jimmy McCoy drops for the count.
Jimmy McCoy : 1 .................. 2 ...................... (Messiah picks the Redneck up of the mat.)
Toby Navel : That was uncalled for, the Redneck is obviously in over his head, and Messiah is just now humiliating him!
Andrew Fulton : He's looking to make an example out of this newbie!
Jeremy Tucker : So, how about that attack on Exodus at the start of the show?
Andrew Fulton : How about it?
Jeremy Tucker : Who you think did it?
Toby Navel : It could of been anyone in this place!
[Messiah lifts Redneck up and plants him with a flipping Ace Crusher.]
Jeremy Tucker : The sands of time!
[Messiah with an Exploder Suplex and then a sit down Choke Slam.]
Toby Navel : Messiah is just relentless on this poor kid!
Andrew Fulton : He is one sick, twisted individual!
Jeremy Tucker : The man is vile! This exhibition is making me sick, i thought the guy was a professional, this is not proving anything!
Andrew Fulton : Its proving exactly how sick and sinister Messiah is, he has no pity in him, co compassion, and really, you have to admire them qualities in him.
[Messiah picks Redneck up and drags him to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Top rope powerbomb!
[Princess Deborah on the outside screaming at Messiah that thats enough, and to end it, he stops, listening to her, then turns around, but when he see's Redneck lying there, his eyes glaze over, and he picks him up again.]
Toby Navel : Deborah can't even get through to him, this is just relentless abandonment by The Messiah!
[Messiah locks Redneck in a chicken wing cross face and holding onto it, he nails him with a German suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker : The End of time that ones called.
Andrew Fulton : The End of Redneck should be more like it!
[Messiah picks up Redneck and hits a spinning Powerbomb, driving his elbow into the groin of Redneck as they land, then he rolls it over into a Ankle lock submission.]
Toby Navel : The Flash of Life!
Andrew Fulton : There is no life in Redneck whatsoever!
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Jimmy McCoy dropping into position to see if Redneck taps, but he looks knocked out to me, yes, he is, and Jimmy is calling for the bell, this one is finally over, thank the gods!
Toby Navel: I don't know that it is over Jerry, Messiah is telling Princess Deborah to get a table.
[Messiah grabs the table from his valet, who reluctantly passed it up to him and he sets it up in the corner. He grabs hold of Redneck, and slams him through the table with an Arabian Face Buster.]
*CRACK!*
Jeremy Tucker: Call the ambulance! Redneck's neck is broken!
[Referee Jimmy McCoy throws the X sign up in the air. The EMTS are running into the ring. They cart Redneck out. Messiah climbs the top rope and drops an elbow on Redneck, who's strapped in the gurney.]
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah isn't letting up!
Toby Navel: We apologize for this abomination.
[The E.M.T's finally get Redneck into the ambulance, and we see it taking off, the shot crosses to the Hick driving the ambulance, muttering something about stealing his gimmick, and laughing as he drives off in the ambulance.]
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Stan is shown backstage near his locker room. With an arrogant smile on his face he approaches his locker room only to see the door wide open. As Stan enters the door he sees a pink box sitting on the table with a white ribbon tied around it. With caution Stan approaches the box, to find a small note on the ribbon.
Every moment in life is precious and so shall be the future.
Stan looks at the not puzzled before opening the box to reveal a golden harp and a set of angel wings. Confusion seems to cross over Stan's face as the camera fades to black.
Jeremy Tucker: I don't know who sent that package but it seems to have the big man puzzled.
Andrew Fulton: What kind of present is a golden harp and a set of angel wings? Someone is being pretty cheap this time of year.
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Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY THERE MANAGER HARDKORE JONNIE VALENTINE, HAILING FROM THE LAND OF ravish AND HONEY, AND COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 610 LBS, CERBERUS & PSYCHO, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!
["I Put a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson hits and Jonnie leads The Hellhounds down to the ring led by their chain dog collars.]
Andrew Fulton : Yes, the World Tag Team Champions are here in the house, and listen to my kindred of the Purgatory Puppies go wild.
[Fans all around the arena are screaming and hooting, brandishing weapons of all kind in the air.]
[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. Cobryn!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . Cobryn!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ...2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: Cobryn WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]
Frank Salazar : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 64 and weighing in at 250 pounds His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...
COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!!
[Cobryn leans up against the turnbuckle casually nodding his head to Jonnie, who nods back at him.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA AND COMING IN AT 6'0 & 220 LBS, "THE DIAMOND", "ENGLANDS SWEETHEART", "THE SENSATION OF EVERY NATION", "THE ONE MAN SHOW", THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, SYBERUS!!!!
["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd give a loud but mixed reaction. Through the intense heat, the Syb marks still let themselves be heard. Syberus appears through the curtain with the World Cruiserweight Championship around his waist and wearing a long robe, red to match his gear. Under the robe we can also see hes wearing a dark red T-Shirt which reads Pure Confidence in white lettering. He pauses on the stage and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp, as the lyrics begin ]
*Man, its a hot one.*
*Like seven inches from the mid-day sun.*
*I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cold.*
*My munequita *
*My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa.*
*Youre my reason for reason *
* The step in my groove, yeah.*
[Once in the ring, Syberus climbs a turnbuckle and raises an index finger salute. The reaction from the crowd is mostly female screams. He then climbs back down and unstraps the Cruiserweight title, then climbs the opposite turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the chorus of Smooth comes into play.]
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[Syberus plays to the crowd some more, who by this point cant deny the electricity of his entrance. Most are applauding or cheering, and -all- women are screaming. Red and White confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. He lays the Cruiserweight title down on the mat, then takes off his robe. (More female screams.) Syberus then throws the robe into the crowd, and takes off his Pure Confidence T-Shirt. (Yet more female screams.) Syberus then basks in the falling confetti.]
*Ill tell you one thing *
*If you would leave itd be a crying shame.*
*In every breath and every word, I hear your name calling me out *
*Out from the barrio.*
*You hear my rhythm on the radio.*
*You feel the turning of the world,*
*So soft and slow, turning you round and round*
*And if you said This life aint good enough*
*I would give my world to lift you up.*
*I can change my life to better suit your mood.*
*Cause youre so smooth.*
*And its just like the ocean, under the moon.*
*Well thats the same emotion that I get from you.*
*You got the kind of lovin that can be so smooth, yeah.*
*So give me your heart, make it real *
*Or just forget about it.*
[At this point the music immediately shuts off and the last of the confetti falls onto Syberus and the ring. The crowd give a roar of applause for the Cruiserweight Champion, who finally hands his belt over to the official. Two ringside crew members hurry themselves to clear the ring of confetti before the start of the match.]
Andrew Fulton : Are you fucking kidding me?
Toby Navel : Syberus moves into the centre of the ring, while Cobryn makes his way to the corner, Cerberus starting it off for the Hellhounds.]
Andrew Fulton : Who gives a fuck Toby, whats with all these fucken entrances, its beyond a joke, something better be done about this, and soon, i cant believe we just sat through that, more important, i cant believe that Jonnie was able to control the Hellhounds through all that.
[Cerberus charges right at Syberus like a wildman.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!! Cerberus with the clothesline from home to get this one underway, Cerberus just let out his frustrations from having to wait through both them long winded entrances.
Toby Navel : Its a weird match this one, Cobryn and The Hellhounds being old friends and all from the Society days.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, management trying to get something going between them, but it doesn't look like they are ready yet for that.
[Cerberus throws Syberus into the ropes, catching him with a hip toss which he turns into a piledriver.]
Toby Navel : Cerberus just having his way here with Syb, and he lifts him and plants him with a high extension powerbomb.
Jeremy Tucker : Psycho reaches in and tags himself in, he grabs his partner Cerberus, and suplexes him right ontop of Syb.
Andrew Fulton : This is getting a bit confusing, Cerberus and Syberus, hey, remember when Syb was under the mask as The Incredible Y, and Jonnie was right into him, then he unmasked to reveal himself as Syb, and Jonnie jumped off him quicker than me off my girlfriend when her husband pulls in the driveway.
Toby Navel : Psycho runs and springboards of the ropes, nailing Syb with a Asia moonsault, and the Puppies are on there feet!
Andrew Fulton : God this has been a long match!
Jeremy Tucker : It just seems that way sitting through them entrances Fulton.
Andrew Fulton : Syb really taking a beating in there, Psycho picks him up, and goes to throw him into the ropes, but Syb reverses it, and plants Psycho with a big Spinebuster.
[Syb then drops Psycho with a scoop slam, and Cerberus runs in with a meat thermometer that Jonnie handed up to him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis see's Cerberus coming in and blocks him off.
Toby Navel : Cobryn slaps his own hands together, making a clapping sound, then pulls a pair of Brass knuckles on, running up and jumping over the top of Tsalazidis and clocking Cerberus with them and knocking him out.
Andrew Fulton : Magnificent!
Jeremy Tucker : I thought you were a Purgatory Puppy?
Andrew Fulton : I am!
[Cobryn tosses the knucks to the outside and drills Psycho with a snap DDT!]
Toby Navel : I thought you were pissed at Cobryn for that entrance?
Andrew Fulton : I forgive him!
[Cobryn grabs Psycho and lifts him up ...]
Jeremy Tucker : ANSWER!!! Cobryn nailing Psycho with the Answer already!!!!!!
[Cobryn with a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ....................... 3!!!!
[No Quarter hits and Cobryn grabs Syb and they head up the rampway as we fade to a commercial.]
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[We see Commissioner Xanathos walking through the hallways back stage, he looks like a busy man when a fan runs up to him wearing a hat and with a long Al Quadia style beard.]
Fan : A thousand apologies Mr Xanathos, but could i trouble you for an autograph please, its for my son.
KJX : A thousand apologies? Don't the Indians say that?
Fan : Yes, my feathers are back at home.
KJX : Feathers? How'd you get back here anyway?
Fan : I won a backstage pass on the radio, Wrestle radio!
[There is a commotion heard down the hallway.]
KJX (hesitantly) : Yeah, ok, i got to get going.
[The Fan shoves a piece of folded up paper in front of the Commiss, and he scribbles his autograph on it then quickly moves on.]
KJX : Something didn't seem right there, he turns around, but the fan is gone.
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Jeremy Tucker: All right folks, it's time for our next match, and it is a real doozy! One half of the Australian Tag Team Champions, Ruthless L. Reeve will be taking on Dan The Punisher Stein in a qualifying match for Ring Syndicates first Lethal Lottery. These two men already went at it a couple of weeks ago at the Tag Title Tornado match, and it should be an interesting seeing these two in singles action.
Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, I remember that match, where Stein tried to cheat to win it!
Jeremy Tucker: And who was that who helped him?
Andrew Fulton: It was Domino, stupid. [Pauses] Hey! You tricked me! I can't say anything bad about her, she's hot!
Jeremy Tucker: You just did. Here's Frank Salazar with the intro
Frank Salazar: This match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a qualifying match for the Lethal Lottery! First, coming down to the ring area From right here in Melbourne at 7 feet, 317 pounds Ruthless L Rreeeevvee!!
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits the speakers as Ruthless L. Reeve runs through the curtains and charges the ring!]
TOBY NAVEL: Wow, did you hear that crowd reaction for the hometown boy!
ANDREW FULTON: Call out the guards; the convicts are starting to riot.
Frank Salazar: From Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 265 pounds, the Punisher Dan Sstteeiinn!!
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three-dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points to Reeve then quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd.]
Toby Navel: Just look at Stein staring down Reeve.
Jeremy Tucker: This is going to be a huge match up with Stein trying to break out of the slump hes been in and Reeve trying to prove he has what it takes as a singles wrestler.
Andrew Fulton: What do you mean huge match up?
Jeremy Tucker: What do you think I meant?
Andrew Fulton: Its not like either one of these guys will survive the Lottery in January
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: There's the bell and we are underway!
[Stein and Reeve are circling the ring, and they lock up.]
Toby Navel: Quick lock by Stein, snaps into a snapmare takedown.
[Stein attempting a headlock, Reeve escapes and get to his feet.]
Tony Navel: Lock up again. Reeve throws Stein into the ropes, and Stein comes back.
[Dropkick by Reeve! And another!]
Tucker/Fulton/Navel: Wwhhaatt??
Andrew Fulton: Did you see that fat bastard jump?
Toby Navel: Awesome!
Jeremy Tucker: Quick cover by Reeve One
Toby Navel: A kickout with authority by the Punisher.
Andrew Fulton: I think you will have to do a lot more than that to beat Dan Stein!
Jeremy Tucker: Who are you rooting for?
Andrew Fulton: The one with the best-looking chick.
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve grabs Stein.
[Hard chops send Stein to the ropes.]
Toby Navel: Stein blocks, comes back with chops of his own!
[Reeve blocks.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein grabs him into a headlock, and then throws him into a Russian Bulldog!
Toby Navel: The cover One Two
Jeremy Tucker: Kickout by Reeve!
[Domino climbs the apron to yell at the ref.]
Andrew Fulton: Domino is looking pretty sharp tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: Stein grabs Reeve, but Reeve goes with a hard rake to the face!
[Reeve sends Stein into the ropes, but Stein holds them!]
Toby Navel: Reeve throws a hard right, but it is blocked by the Punisher, wait!
[Reeve nails an atomic drop, and Stein is reeling.]
Toby Navel: Reeve is going to the outside.
[Reeve makes his way to the turnbuckle.]
Andrew Fulton: What is that fat pig doing?
[As Reeve gets to the top turnbuckle, Domino begins yelling.]
Andrew Fulton: WHOA! LOOK AT THAT!!
[Domino is distracting Reeve.]
Toby Navel: OH MY GOD, SHES GOING DO IT!
[Domino begins seductively unzipping her top.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve and everyone else in this arena have completely forgotten about Dan Stein.
[Stein back on his feet makes his way towards Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton: Puppies!!
[Stein grabs Reeve of the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein has just put Reeve in the Tree of Woe.
[Domino hops off the apron and zips up her HALF unzipped top.]
Fulton/ Navel: Nnnooo!!!
[Stein starts stomping away on Reeve.]
Toby Navel: A helluva maneuver by Stein! He keeps this up and it's lights out for Reeve!
[Stein climbs to the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein is wrapping Reeves legs up in a figure four around the ring post.
[The ref is trying to get Stein to break the hold.]
Toby Navel: The ref begins counting.
Referee Jimmy Nor: One Two Three Four
[Stein breaks the hold.]
Jeremy Tucker: Its been a long time since weve seen Stein this focused.
[Reeve gets to his feet as Stein climbs back in the ring.]
Toby Navel: Low Blow by Reeve!
[Stein drops to the canvas.]
Andrew Fulton: Hes cheating!! I love it!
[The ref checks Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve has got Stein on his feet.
[Reeve starts laying some hard left and rights.]
Toby Navel: Stein is looking hurt!
[Reeve whips Stein into the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is on the second rope just pounding away.
The Crowd: One Two Three Four Five
Toby Navel: Incredible!
[Stein lifts Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a Power Bomb.
[Both men are dazed.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: One Two Three Four Five Six
Jeremy Tucker: Both these men have given everything they have.
[Reeve begins to stir.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: Seven Eight
[Stein is moving.]
Referee Jimmy Nor: Nine
[Domino tries to climb into the ring breaking up the count.]
Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is back to his feet as Stein rolls out of the ring.
Andrew Fulton: That could be the only smart move I have seen Stein make all night.
[Reeve follows Stein to the outside.]
Toby Navel: Stein was waiting for him!
[Huge Clothesline by Stein.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein sends Reeve into the guardrail.
[Stein stomping away on Reeve.]
Toby Navel: Ive never seen Stein so vicious before.
[Stein rolls Reeve into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Its the gold boy; makes a man do awful things.
[Stein goes for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker: One Two
[Reeve turns up the shoulder.]
Toby Navel: Stein is looking frustrated.
[Stein drags Reeve up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein going for a Russian Leg Sweep.
Toby Navel: Reverse!!
[Reeve counters.]
Jeremy Tucker: Rock Bottom by Reeve.
[The Ref slides into position.]
Toby Navel: Incredible move by Reeve.
Jeremy Tucker: The cover One Two Three No, kickout by Stein
Toby Navel: That was close.
[Both men back to their feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein the first to act.
[Stein boots Reeve in the midsection.]
Toby Navel: Do either one of these guys have anything left?
[Stein sets Reeve up for a pump-handle slam.]
Andrew Fulton: There no way he can lift that fat bastard.
Toby Navel: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!
Jeremy Tucker: The cover One Two Threeee
Andrew Fulton: He did it. I cant believe it.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Frank Salazar: Advancing to the Lethal Lottery at One Wild Night, the winner of this match The Punisher Dan Sstteeiinn
[Stein stands in the ring with the Peacemaker raised over his head as the crowd cheers.]
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Jeremy Tucker : Next up we got two of the top superstars here in Australia in Triple B and Hero going at it with the winner going to the Canada for the Lottery on New Years Eve.
Toby Navel : This promises to be a classic, with two very even competitors, lets hope the match lives up to it.
Andrew Fulton : Frankly, these two guys make me sick, and i couldn't care less who wins.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, they are both very popular men with the fans, so that doesn't surprise me Andrew.
Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, WITH THE WINNER PROGRESSING TO THE LETHAL LOTTERY, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 240 LBS, HERO!!!!
["Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the 'tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena. He walks down to the ring, relaxed looking at the crowd, but still intense. He gets on the apron, poses on the turnbuckle, then climbs in the ring and poses on the opposite one. ]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ASBURY PARK, NJ, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 235 LBS, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!!!!
[Calm Like a Bomb by Rage Against the Machine opens with the crowd coming to life in the background and white smoke rising from the entrance. Purple strobes flash incessantly from behind the smoke as the guitar riff hits.
[I be walkin god like a dog
My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein]
A figure appears through the strobe-lit smoke, his hands by his side, visibly shaking in anticipation of the match. Several shouts in the audience for their favorite wrestler.
[And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard]
He clenches his hands and fingers repeatedly.
[What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
Calm like a bomb!!!]
He charges forward at top speed, the crowd erupting with a maddening roar.
[Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite-Ignite- Ignite
Calm Like a Bomb!!!]
He slides into the ring with so much force he nearly slides out the other side. He leaps to his feet with his teeth bared and fists clenched.]
Toby Navel : And its on!
[Bill going right at Hero as the bell rings.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : Hero trying to fend of BBB, but the ferocity of Bill's attack is to much for him, forcing him backwards.
Toby Navel : Triple B just unloading on Hero with savage chops and kicks, i don't think Hero was ready for an onslaught like this to start of the match.
[Hero goes to hook up with BBB, but Triple B delivers a standing drop kick from the tie up.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bill is a wildman lately, ever since that match with Syb and the beat down that followed, he has completely lost the plot.
Andrew Fulton : He is an accident waiting to happen.
[Hero gets to his feet, and BBB sends him down with a leg scissors takedown, then he bounces of the ropes, and goes to spear Hero, but Hero catches him with a Rock Bottom.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! A variation of the Eternity's End there from Hero, and Hero drops for a cover, referee Nick Tsalazidis dropping for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ......... (Triple B kicks out)
Toby Navel : BBB still with a lot of fight left in him here, a nice counter there by Hero, but its going to take more than that ........
[The crowd all look up the rampway and we see Ruthless L Reeve making his way down to ringside, he then takes a seat at the commentary booth placing the spare headset on.]
Jeremy Tucker : Hey Reeve, to what do we owe this pleasure?
[Hero ignoring the presence of Reeve, and he nails Bill with a German suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : What Jerry meant to say was "what the hell are you doing out here Reeve?"
Ruthless L Reeve : Just thought i would come down and keep an eye on my tag team partner.
[Hero keeping on the offensive, delivers a bone shattering cobra Clutch suplex to BBB.]
Andrew Fulton : Well, your boy don't seem to be doing to well at the moment Reeve!
Ruthless L Reeve : Bill aint my BOY, he is the MAN! In case you didn't know the difference.
Andrew Fulton : He sure don't look like the man at the moment.
[Hero runs off the ropes, and nails BBB with a rolling thunder, then drops for a cover.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Wow, what a move from Hero! How ever did he come up with that one?
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .............. (Triple B rolls the shoulder)
Toby Navel : Big kickout there by Bill, the amount of punishment he can absorb is incredible.
Ruthless L Reeve : Almost as much as the amount he can dish out in there.
[Hero hooking BBB for a DDT, but Bill counters it and puts Hero in a reverse arm bar, punishing Hero with head butts to the shoulder while yanking on the arm bar.]
Andrew Fulton : So, Reeve, hows ya love life?
[BBB bulldogs Hero, then plants him with a tombstone piledriver, dropping for a cover.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Don't ask Fulton!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ................... (Hero with the kick out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Hero showing he too has what it takes with that kick out.
Toby Navel : Triple B with a release German suplex, he tosses Hero half way across the ring with that one!
Ruthless L Reeve : I am totally in awe of that man, he has the power of ten men, and the quickness of a greyhound.
[BBB climbs to the top rope, and launches ...]
Jeremy Tucker : Shooting Star Press! He nailed it!
Ruthless L Reeve : This one is all over!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ....................... (Hero kicks out)
Ruthless L Reeve : NO! That was three!
Andrew Fulton : Only two loverboy.
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Troy Bishop with a thunderous chair shot has just knocked Reeve clean out!
Toby Navel : He just jumped the railing and walloped Reeve with that chair.
[Reeve is shown face first on the desk.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Another one! Thats enough Troy, get out of here!
[Troy feints with the chair at Jerry who jumps out of his chair.]
Toby Navel : Troy Bishop has just made mince meat of Ruthless L Reeve, and look at Triple B in the ring, he doesn't look to happy.
[BBB pointing at Troy sending him a message in no uncertain terms.]
Jeremy Tucker : (back in his seat) Bloody Hell! I thought he was going to hit me then, but it looks like he is leaving, BBB looking out for his partner there ........
[Hero from behind rolls BBB up in a small package.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ................... 3~!!!!!
Toby Navel : Hero got him! Hero rolling BBB up there and he got the three count!
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Hero, and he progresses to the lottery!
Toby Navel : Yes, but i don't think we have seen the last of Hero Vs BBB!
Jeremy Tucker : No, i think your right there Toby!
[Scene fades to a commercial.]
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[We see the fan with the hat and beard run into Sam Piltdown's locker room laughing like a wildman.]
Sam Piltdown : Who the fuck are you?
[The fan takes the hat and beard off, and puts his wire rim glasses back on revealing himself to be C.K.Panic.]
C.K. Panic : Ohh, come on now, don't tell me you didn't recognize me?
[C.K. unfolds the piece of paper.]
C.K Panic : Look what i just got here, (Panic chuckles) Our very own contract, for get this, a shot at the Australian Champion at the New Years Eve joint PPV!
Sam Piltdown : You Fucken Genius!
[Scene fades.]
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Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen coming down to the ring first, standing at 6'10 and weighing in at 315 lbs. Stan the Tank WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
"Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice hits the speakers as out comes the monster of a man in Stan Wilson. The fans get to their feet and errupt as Stan makes his way down to the ringside area, flexing his arms as he steps over the top rope giving us a good look of his tattooes that say Loyalty and Trust.
Jeremy Tucker: Well we finally get the debut match of Stan Wilson, and with great fan reaction I must say. Speaking of fan reaction, we have a special guest announcer for this match, though not at my request. How are you Messiah?
Toby Navel: Do we really need him here for this match?
Jeremy Tucker: Blame Andrew Fulton for this mess. Anyways Stans first match here and he's got a non title match against the World Champion Adam Plummer.
Toby Navel: The question is can he win the match and his debut?
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, standing at 6'3 and weighing in at 255 lbs. from Rock Island, Illinois this is the WORLD CHAMPION Adam Seven PLUMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRR!!!
"Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins.
Plummer makes an arrogant and slow strut down the ringside aisle with a wide and bemused smirk across his face with Yuki and Suki a few steps behind him, as the fans are looking on at the gold strapped around his waist. With a mixed reaction of boos and cheers, Plummer walks up the ring steps and stands on the ring apron while Yuki and Suki open up the ropes for him to step through. Seven makes his way into the ring and slowly takes off the world title before handing it over to referee Jack Ripum.
DING DING DING!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Well the match is underway as Seven is looking up and down the big man, and wondering just how to start the match off with momentum on his side.
Toby Navel: Well Stan isn't going to have any of it as he walks over to Adam and looks down, towering over him by a good 7 inches.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven offers his hand in good sportsmanship and Stan takes it only to be kicked in the groin.
Toby Navel: Smart move by Seven who attempts whipping Stan into the ropes but it's reversed as Stan goes for a boot to the face, only to have Seven grab the ropes and leave the ring for a few seconds.
Messiah: Smart move on the part of Seven, that's what makes him the world champ.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan stands in the ring awaiting as Seven rolls back in under the rope and walks back over to the big man.
Toby Navel: Fear is one thing that Seven isn't showing as the two are locking up in a test of strength.
Jeremy Tucker: Well if you can't take him down the first time, try again.
Toby Navel: Stan seems to have the upperhand as Seven makes it down to one knee, yet trying to pull himself back to his feet.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven with his arms using all strength, drops his head into Stans groin with a few headbutts.
Toby Navel: Warning given by referee Jack Ripum who doesn't seem to concerned about the blatant low blow.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan releases one arm, as Seven gives Stan a few more headbutts to the groin, before delivering a monkey flip to Stan.
Toby Navel: How in the hell did he get the big man over like that? Talk about brute strength in Adam seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven up to his feet first and grabs Stan, whipping him into the ropes and delivering a spinning back elbow and going for a quick pin.
Jack Ripum: 1.......
Toby Navel: Stan tosses Adam off with such power and strength. It's going to be a long night at this rate.
Jeremy Tucker: Adam again whips Stan into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold and goes for half boston crab but is kicked away by Stan.
Toby Navel: How on earth are you going to lock up those tree trunks for a submission? Stans legs are thicker then a stack of bricks.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven grabs Stan and whips him into the turnbuckle and goes to follow it up with a clothesline but Stan steps out of the way, causing Seven to hit his body full force against the turnbuckles.
Toby Navel: Stan rears back and runs into Seven, nailing him with a big splash into the back of Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Brute force there as you could see the turnbuckle move just a bit.
Messiah: That's not the turnbuckle that moved. That's your eyes playing tricks on you.
Toby Navel: Bitter are we?
Jeremy Tucker: Stan grabs Seven and lands a nice running powerslam right in the middle of the ring.
Toby Navel: Crowd seems to be enjoying this so far but Stans not done. Irish whip into the ropes and a vicious clothesline sending Seven over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Here comes Yuki and Suki over to Adams aide, while Stan just looks down snarling at the fallen champion.
Toby Navel: Stan steps over the top rope and slowly makes his way around the ring towards Seven who just rubbed his nose with his left thumb before sliding in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven is talking with referee Jack Ripum while Yuki comes up from behind and blasts Stan with a kendo stick.
Toby Navel: Vicious shot to the back of the neck on Stan, but he's not down. If I were Yuki i'd start running.
Messiah: I didn't see a thing did you Andrew?
Andrew Fulton: All I saw was the women polishing the sticks and Stan got in the way.
Jeremy Tucker: You two make me sick, but back to the match. Stan is reaching out for Yuki but now it's Suki behind Stan and has the kendo stick between his legs.
Messiah: Hope he's ready to sing tenor.
CRACK!
Jeremy Tucker: Right between the legs, sending Stan down to one leg. Both of these women better run for their lives.
Toby Navel: Adam Seven leaves the ring and walks over to Stan, slamming his head into the steel ring steps.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven grabs Stan and stands him up only to take him down with a short-arm clothesline.
Toby Navel: Nice move by the champ as he lays the boots into Stan and rolls back into the ring even though the referee wasn't bothering with a count.
Jeremy Tucker: Right now Stans got the odds against him and in a 3 on 1 match. Hard odds to overcome.
Messiah: No different then the two on one match I had last week before Stan showed up where he's not wanted.
Toby Navel: That was different, it wasn't the whole match.
Messiah: Do you like your job? If you do I suggest you keep your mouth shut.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan slowly makes his way up the ring steps and steps over the top rope with a bit of pain on his face.
Toby Navel: Seven comes bouncing off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm, causing Stan to reel but he keeps ahold of the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Stans got some balance but Seven is going back to the ropes and this time connects with a spinning back elbow.
Toby Navel: Look at this though, Stan won't let go of the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: Frustration seemingly growing on the face of the world champion as he's got to be wondering what it's going to take to knock the big man off his feet.
Toby Navel: Seven going back to the ropes, but this time as he comes back Stan connects with a hard right hand, followed by a left and steps over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan whips Seven into the ropes and connects with a big foot to the face, then lifts Seven up in the air over his head in a military press.
Toby Navel: Look at the strength of Stan as he's parading around the ring with Seven over his head before dropping him on his face in the middle of the ring.
Messiah: I'm out of here guys, i'm going to get a better look at this match.
Jeremy Tucker: He means he's going to interfere.
Andrew Fulton: I didn't hear that. He said that he wanted a better look at the match.
Toby Navel: And you believe that?
Jeremy Tucker: Whip into the corner by Stan as he follows that up with a back elbow and several openhand chops.
Toby Navel: Listen to the crowd get behind Stan. With each and every chop the fans are going wild.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan whips Seven into the opposite corner and follows up with a big splash again, and more openhand chops.
Toby Navel: Momentum has swung around in this match as Stan takes a few steps back, watching Seven slumping down onto the mat.
Jeremy Tucker: Big smile on his face right now as Seven pulls himself up with the help of the ring ropes.
Toby Navel: Stan reaches out and wraps his massive arms around Seven putting him in a monstrous bear hug.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is going to squeeze the life out of Seven here and it looks like his arms are going limp.
Toby Navel: Referee Jack Ripum lifts up the right arm and it goes down.
Jeremy Tucker: That's one Toby.
Toby Navel: Arm goes up a second time, but it's not going down. Still some breath left in the world champion.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven reaches back and goes for a headbutt on Stan but that has no effect as the big man won't let go.
Toby Navel: Another headbutt by Seven and Stan just wraps the arms tighter around Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Look at the pain on Sevens face. The pressure on the back has to be killing him but Stan won't let go.
Toby Navel: Stan gets a smile on his face and hits a belly to belly suplex on the world champion.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan crosses his throat with his finger and this match could be over.
Referee Jack Ripum: One....................
Toby Navel: Stan has one hand over the throat of Seven and Messiah is inching his way closer to the ring.
Two.................
Jeremy Tucker: Stan could win this match and if he does where does that put him in line for a title match?
Toby Navel: Well last I heard Cobryn was looking to get the next title match and I don't think he cares who the champion is.
Thre..................
Jeremy Tucker: Close call there as Seven got his foot on the bottom rope at the last second.
Toby Navel: Stan is raising his hand up in the air and if it wasn't over before it's about to be.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven rolls over and rubs his nose with the left thumb and trouble is brewing on the outside.
Toby Navel: Sevens asking for the world title as Stan makes his way over towards the champ.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum is being distracted by Suki as Yuki hands the title to Seven.
Toby Navel: Seven is crouched down and here comes Stan to reach for Seven.
Jeremy Tucker: Seven swings with the title and misses as Stan ducks and hits a clothesline on the champion.
Toby Navel: Yuki steps in the ring and nails Stan in the back of the head with a kendo stick, Stan goes down to one knee, and Referee Jack Ripum turns around and starts ushering Yuki out of the ring.
[Yuki is protesting, and Messiah slides in with a chair in hand. Seven see's him coming in, and hooks Stan by the arms, holding him in place.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at this, FOUR on ONE! Messiah winds back with the chair and swings with all he's got .......... and Stan moves out of the way!
Toby Navel : The Tank just got out of there in time, and Messiah levels The champ with that chair shot!
[Stan wraps that huge hamhock around the throat of Messiah and nails him with a thunderous chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is on fire, i have never seen him in shape like this, he picks up Seven by the throat, and holds him up in the air with one arm.
Toby Navel : What power, one arm chokeslam by The Tank, and Stan has just cleaned house.
Jack Ripum : 1 ...................... 2 .................... 3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : YES! Stan just pinned the World champion right in the middle of the ring, what a return to the ring, this doesn't bode well for Seven come the New Years Eve, he's going to have to bring everything he has to the table this week, cause this match against Cobryn in Canada is the biggest test of his life!
[Fade to commercial.]
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[The scene switches to show new ring syndicate interviewer Fifi walking through the back in her short skirt.]
Andrew Fulton (grunting like an animal) : Mmmmmmmmmm ... i could look at that all night long! Boy, i'll tell ya what guys, come the staff Christmas party, that girl is mine!
Jeremy Tucker : What? Ahhh ..... Fulton, we are still on the air!
[Fifi is still walking down the hall, when she rounds a corner and walks into a sprawled out Hero on the ground, covered in blood and not moving.]
Fifi : Ohhh my god! Somebody get some help! Is there a doctor in the house?
[Scene switches back to ringside.]
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Jeremy Tucker: Well folks were back from commercials for what every man and woman in the audience have been waiting for
[Toby Navel takes out a trumpet and starts to make a horrendous sound like the song used in cartoons and in the ARMY for old wars]
*Tata tarata tata tarata tata tarata tataaaaaaaaaara tata tarata tata tarata tataaaaaaaaaa*
[Fulton furiously takes the trumpet out of Navels mouth]
Andrew Fulton: [Threatening Navel to hit him with the trumpet] You loud son of a bitch!!!
Toby Navel: Calm down Fulton!!! Take it easy!
[Edgecrusher by Fear Factory hits and Nick Cairo walks out with a Singapore cane on his hand. He walks his way the ring letting the Singapore cane rest on his shoulder, accompanied by boos from the Dandenong audience]
Fran Salazar: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL FOR THE CWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! THE CHALLENGERRRR COMES FROM BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIAAAA! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED TWENTY TWO POUNDSSS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET TALL!!!!! NIIIIIIIIIIICK CAAAAAAIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Like I was trying to say here comes the main event. I still wonder why KJX booked this match. Why he is giving Cairo a chance for the Aussie title?
Andrew Fulton: Obviously, because unlike you Jerry, even Dracon can recognize fine talent like Cairo, championship material, above the problems he could have with Cairo, hes trying to make CWA a respectable federation if thats possible in any way.
Toby Navel: I think AT is a great champion, but I heard he is going thru knee surgery soon
Jeremy Tucker: Who the hell told you that shit?
Toby Navel: I saw it in the internet
[Fulton chuckles]
Jeremy Tucker: Well thats not true
[Fulton chuckles a little more]
Jeremy Tucker: Whats up with you Fulton? Wheres the joke?
[Fulton stops chuckling with a cough]
Andrew Fulton: Nothing man, nothing.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh dont tell me you started that rumor just to fuck with Tanner
Andrew Fulton: [Sarcastic tone] Blasphemy!
Jeremy Tucker: Hell, you are acting like that Matt Boone.
Andrew Fulton: Matt Boone, nice guy.
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the Souttertron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of the CWA Heavyweight Title. The title appears to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black. The following appears on the screen.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. More black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
