Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 21:07:55 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show the big clowns mouth of Luna Park in Melbourne Australia.]
[There are hundreds of fans at the entrance all trying to get in, but there is no room, the amusement park is packed, and the fans are jumping up and down going wild, there is a ring set up in the middle of the park, and a makeshift stage built off a ways with the commentators sitting on it.]
[Down with the Sickness hits and Commissioner Xanathos comes out, the fans going wild, as he makes his way up onto the stage, taking a seat and putting on a head set.]
Toby Navel : Commission Xanathos, what a pleasant surprise.
Dracon : Stop kissing my ass already Navel, i only just got out here.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, what exactly are you doing out here?
Dracon : Well, i have an announcement to make, and what better place to make it then right here in front of all of our great fans at Luna Park!
[Fans go wild.]
Andrew Fulton : Well, what is it o mighty one?
Dracon : It goes like this, I am the Commissioner around here, and what i say goes, but lately one of our wrestlers seems to have some issues with me, even going so far as to put his hands on me, thats a big mistake, as he will find out at the January 31st War Games ppv, when its Nick Cairo Vs yours truly, KJ Xanathos one on one!
[The fans go wild at the announcement of the match, and then “Edgecrusher” by Fear Factory hits and Nick Cairo makes his way out to the ring, where he grabs a mic and looks up towards the commentating booth.]
Andrew Fulton : One good thing about us being here at Luna Park is no big screen for us to sit and watch your stupid bloody entrance for 15 minutes Commiss.
Nick Cairo : HEY XANATHOS! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, come that ppv, your mine!
Dracon : (standing up) Hey! Why wait?
[The fans again go crazy.]
Nick Cairo : Why wait indeed, listen to all of you drunken animals, hiding from your lifes in your liquor, cheering an imposter like Dracon, what the hell were you doing in my Australian Title match last week anyway?
[Stan "The Tank" Wilson makes his way into the ring, standing behind Nick Cairo, he is hovering over him, but Cairo hasn't even noticed he is out there.]
Dracon : Well, thats real simple Nikita, see, if you are going to be having such a high quality match at the ppv against myself, then we need to get you a few more wins, but even "with" my help you couldn't get the job done!
[Nick Cairo looks up at Dracon with hate in his eyes, he drops the mic and starts moving to exit the ring, presumably to go after Dracon, but is stopped in his tracks as Stan reaches out and grabs him by the hair, lifting him up into a gorilla press.]
Andrew Fulton : So Stan is fighting your battles for you now Dracon?
[Dracon doesn't reply, just takes his headset off and starts heading down towards the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : Dracon?
Toby Navel : He's gone Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : I cant wait to see him and Cairo hook it up at the ppv, but how about the strength of Stan, he is still holding Nick up there in that Gorilla Press.
[The crowd going wild as Stan is posing for them, holding Nick up in the gorilla press, and they are also cheering for Dracon, who is almost to the ring.]
[Crack!]
Toby Navel : Messiah! From no where!
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah just slid into the ring, and took out Stan's knee, and Stan has fallen to the mat, clutching the back of his knee.
Toby Navel : He had to drop Nick Cairo as well, who lands on his feet as Dracon slides into the ring, and both men stand face to face.
[Messiah now going to work on the leg of Stan, with a series of boots to the leg.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo and Dracon are now face to face, man, these two guys really don't like each other.
Toby Navel : Neither do Stan and Messiah, Messiah just grabbed Stan by the foot, but Stan was able to kick him off him with his good leg, but it only sent Messiah of momentarily, and Messiah goes right back to work on the leg of Stan with a big drop kick to the knee.
Andrew Fulton : Cairo and Dracon still in each others faces, are these two going to fight, or kiss?
Toby Navel : Dracon obviously doesn't want to hurt him yet making him look bad before there big ppv matchup.
Andrew Fulton : Your actually buying that crap?
Toby Navel : If the commissioner says it, hell yeah!
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah lifting up Stan's bad leg, and rams it into the mat, and look at this, its Mars. Mars making his way out here, he steps over the top rope to enter the ring and walks up to Cairo and Dracon, ramming both there heads together.
Toby Navel : Mars making a big entrance there, and he rolls both Dracon and Nick Cairo out of the ring then moves over towards Messiah and Stan.
[Messiah see's Mars coming across towards him, and he motions for them to both team up on Stan, and Mars smiles at him through them sinister eye's of his.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars picks up Stan and then plants him with a hard short arm clothesline as Messiah slides out of the ring, and grabs the bad leg of Stan, slamming it into the ring post.
Toby Navel : Thats nothing but steel there, Stan is a beast, but there is no one in the whole of the Ring Syndicate who can handle both Messiah and Mars at once.
[Messiah hooks Stan in a figure four leg lock around the ring post while Mars plants that big six 16 foot right on the throat of Stan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is in excruciating pain out there, and look at Dracon and Nick Cairo, they are both back on there feet and exchanging huge lefts and rights on each other.
[The shot moves to show Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve just walking through the park, they come up to one of them games where you have to shoot the ducks, and BBB grabs the gun and in a matter of moments, shoots them all down for 100%, winning a nice fluffy toy prize, which he hands to a young fan in the crowd as they both continue walking through the park.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at them two cowards, they want nothing to do with this match.
Jeremy Tucker : They'll get in there soon enough, Reeve is just being the good Australian host giving his tag team partner a tour of the park.
Toby Navel : They better get in there pretty soon, if Mars and Messiah keep up this attack on Stan, i don't see this one lasting much longer.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there telling Mars to get his foot off of Stans throat, and he starts the mandatory 5 count, getting to four when Mars just takes his foot away, and then places it back there again straight away.]
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon and Nick Cairo still duking it out, both of them now going over the security barrier that has been set up around the ring, and is that Reginald Packer in he crowd there?
[Shot zooms in on Reginald P Packer, former owner of uCw sitting in the front row eating some pink cotton candy, he looks into the camera with a cheeky grin, then quickly jumps to his feet, getting out of the way, and Dracon and Nick Cairo brawl right past him.]
Toby Navel : What is he doing here in Australia?
Andrew Fulton: Who knows, for all we know he may just be down here on a holiday and decided to come check out the action.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, we got lots of that here baby! Why just look at Messiah, he is relentless with that figure four, and referee Nick Tsalazidis again putting the count on Mars who is still choking Stan out with his boot while he is trapped in that figure four.
Toby Navel : Stan could suffer a serious injury if these two keep this up.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis gets to four and Mars releases the choke again, he goes to place his foot there again, but Stan gets his hands up, and trips Mars over.]
Jeremy Tucker : Huge pop from the crowd there for Stan, and now he reaches forward and starts punching away at the legs of Messiah forcing him to break the hold.
Toby Navel : Stan using the ropes to get back to his feet, and Mars runs at him, but Stan catches Mars with an enforcer spinebuster.
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah makes his way up onto the ring apron, but before he can get into the ring, Stan sends him flying back down to the floor with a running big boot.
Toby Navel : Big burst of energy there from Stan, he shakes out his leg, then see's Mars charging at him again, and this time catches him in a fall away slam position, flipping him right over the top rope with Mars landing ontop of Messiah.
Jeremy Tucker : Just incredible, the strength of Stan is amazing, he caught that 7 ft monster and just flipped him over the top, unbelievable!
Toby Navel : And look at Messiah, he just got squished big time.
[Stan shakes his leg out, and moves to the outside towards both men, the shot then moves across to show Nick Cairo and Dracon still duking it out with each other, and they are getting really close to Reeve and Triple B.]
Ruthless L Reeve (talking to Bill) : Now this ride here, its called the gravatron, its spins around really quick, and when your inside it, you lean with your back to the wall, and the gravity of it spinning clings you to the wall, which starts moving up of the ground, lets go in and i'll show you how it works.
[Reeve and BBB walk in there, into the middle bit where the guy working there starts showing them how it works, when Nick Cairo and Dracon fight there way into there.]
Toby Navel : The animosity between Dracon and Nick Cairo is incredible, they aren't even wrestling each other, just fighting, and now they have made there way into that gravatron.
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo and Dracon still battling it out, now they are both wrapping there hands around each others throats, trying to choke the life out of each other, rolling around the walls of the gravatron.
Ruthless L Reeve : Ok, lets start this thing up and see how it works.
Workmen : We cant right now, not with these two fighting like that, it could be dangerous.
Ruthless L Reeve : Nonsense.
[Reeve clonks the workmen over the head with a thudding blow, then looks to Bill.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Which one did he say gets this thing going?
Triple B (chuckling) : This one hear i believe.
[Bill clicks the button, and the ride starts to move around slowly, Nick Cairo and Dracon not even noticing. Bill and Reeve smile at each other, and Reeve reaches for the speed control, pushing it forward to full bore, and the machine starts spinning quicker and quicker and quicker and quicker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, that doesn't look to safe to me, look at Cairo and Dracon, they look like they are in one of them high speed planes with there face all pressed back like that.
Toby Navel : Ha, they sure do, i think Dracon's cheeks are actually behind his ears!
Dracon (trying to yell while stuck to the wall) : Reeeeevee, tuurrnnnn thhhhissss offfff youuuuu biggggg baaaassstarrrdddd!
[Nick Cairo uses all of his strength and moves his arm forward, like he is pointing at Reeve, then just lets it go, and the force of the spinning brings Cairo's fist flying into the face of Dracon with a huge backhander.]
Jeremy Tucker : Back to ringside, and Stan just ignoring Mars lying on the outside, and he grabs Messiah, and rams him head first into the same steel ring post he was using to apply that figure four.
Toby Navel : Stan picks Messiah up with a bear hug, then rolls it over and belly to belly suplex's Messiah right into the steel ring steps, Ouch!
[Mars runs up to Stan and grabs him by the throat, and just starts rag dolling him.]
Andrew Fulton : Would you look at that, Mars is just tossing Stan around like he was nothing, he is just shaking him from left to right, back and forth, all over the place.
Toby Navel : Stan probably feels like he has been through the gravatron like Dracon and Cairo, ha!
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of which, we cut back to them now to see Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve laughing there heads off as the machine just goes round and round and round, they eventually slow it down and turn it off, Cairo and Dracon just slumping to the floor spent.
[BBB then runs at them like a wild man, jumping the railing around the control centre they were in, and diving ontop of Nick Cairo and wailing away at him like a savage.]
Andrew Fulton : Ohh no, BBB has lost it again, i thought he may of been back to normal for a while when he and Reeve we walking through the park, but he just snapped and is back to the savage Bill.
[Reeve tries to calm him down, but can see when Bill looks at him, that there is no recognition in the eyes of Triple B, so he picks up Dracon and sambo suplex's him out of the gravatron.]
Toby Navel : What does Reeve think he is doing putting his hands on the commissioner like that?
Andrew Fulton : Hey, Dracon wants to get in there with the big boys, he has to be prepared to take it.
[Reeve looks around from his vantage point on the steps of the gravatron and see's Mars walking into the ghost train entrance, Stan just behind him.]
Jeremy Tucker : No, not the ghost train, god i have terrible memories of that ride.
Toby Navel : Stan goes into the ghost train behind Mars, following him in there, and then Mars' lawyer Charles Major appears at the front door, locking it, and Stan, in there as Mars appears out the back of the building, pointing to his head signalling he is to clever.
[Reeve watches from the top still, as Mars moves across to the house of Mirrors, and Messiah moves across to the locked door of the Ghost Train.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah didn't see Mars come out the back, and only knows he saw Stan and Mars go in there, but Reeve did and he starts moving towards the House of Mirrors.
[Messiah staring at the padlock on the front door now, a bit confused, then he reaches back and boots the lock of the door in one shot, and moves into the dark and spooky ghost train.]
Toby Navel : Back in the gravatron, Nick Cairo pushes the savage BBB of off him, and then grabs him, nailing him with a Blue Light Special [Stalled vertical suplex into an X-factor].
[Nick Cairo then moves away from Bill to the door of the gravatron, only to be met with a huge superkick from Dracon.]
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon was waiting for him then, and Reeve has made his way into the House of Mirrors where Mars went into.
[Reeve walks through some corridors in there, checking himself out in the mirrors, some making him look as short as a dwarf, others even taller than he already is, he looks in another one which makes him look as fat as Soutter, and he stops there, having a chuckle, then moves into a big room of mirrors, only when he looks into them, all he can see around the room is like 30 reflections of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at all of them reflections of Mars, how is Reeve meant to know which one is which?
Toby Navel : Looks like he is going to find out the hard way.
[Reeve looks around for a bit, then throws a kick at one of the Mars', only to smash the mirror to pieces, Reeve unfazed kicks the next Mars, but that mirror smashes as well, and all that can be heard in the room over the smashing of glass is the sinister mocking laugh of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve stopping now, he looks like he is trying to come up with a plan, and slowly moves around the room, staring right into the eyes of all the reflections of Mars.
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel : Another mirror smashes to pieces and Reeve lunged at it with a huge right hand thinking it was Mars.
Andrew Fulton : This is incredible, Mars is truly a genius, although it doesn't take much to outsmart Reeve.
[Reeve turns towards another mirror, taking a swing at it, but Mars reaches out his hand, and catches the fist of Reeve, then lifts him up and choke tosses him into a wall of mirrors, sending glass smashing everywhere.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve could be in trouble in there, he just cut himself on that glass when he fell, and Mars is showing no pity, picking him up by the hair and ramming his face into another mirror, then Mars with another choke toss sends him crashing into the other wall full of mirrors.]
Andrew Fulton : Looks like a few hundred years of bad luck for Reeve with all of the mirrors he has just broken.
[Mars walks out of the House of Mirrors with a bloody Reeve crawling behind him.]
Toby Navel : Back to the Ghost Train, before Messiah had just booted down the locked door and made his way in there, now he has jumped in one of the carriages, and is slowly going through there, he see's all the fake cobwebs and skeletons, and snickers at how cheap the ride is when suddenly the ride stops, and Stan from behind lifts not only him, but the entire carriage of the tracks, tossing him and the carriage through the wall of the building.
Andrew Fulton : What is, was that wall made out of, cardboard?
Jeremy Tucker : I don't know, all i do know is Stan just picked up that carriage, with Messiah in it and threw it right through there.
Toby Navel : The man is a freak.
[Stan busts through the hole he put on the wall and poses for the fans and they pop big time. Messiah then gets to his feet and Stan picks him up in a gorilla press, he looks around, and see's Mars and Reeve making there way towards the bumper cars, and he runs in that direction, launching Messiah right over the railing onto the track.]
Jeremy Tucker : BBB comes away from the gravatron, looking back to see Nick Cairo and Dracon STILL battling it out with each other, these two just wont stop, and BBB looks over to see everyone else at the bumper cars, and he rushes over in that direction.
Toby Navel : Mars jumps in a car quickly and see's Messiah sprawled out on the track, and floors his car right at him, but Messiah saw him just in the nick of time and rolled out of the way.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve gets in a car now, and he starts heading right for Mars, while Stan steps over the railing and jumps in one the same time that Messiah crawls into one.
Toby Navel : Damn, Reeve is still bleeding from all of that glass in the house of mirrors, its a wonder he is even able to drive.
Jeremy Tucker : He seems to be doing all right, and he is hot on Mars' tail, while Stan and Messiah are both now on a separate end of the track, and they are lining each other up.
[Stan and Messiah take off, heading right for each other, and Reeve still trying to catch Mars, they are driving round and round in circles.]
Toby Navel : Messiah and Stan are heading right for a head on collision.
Andrew Fulton : A good old style game of chicken.
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow, i don't think either of them are going move.
[Mars rounds the edge of the track swerving out of the way of Reeve who was trying to cut him off, only to be speared right out of his car by a leaping BBB.]
[CRASH!!!]
Toby Navel : Dang! Messiah and Stan just full on crashed into each other, head on, and there was sparks flying everywhere!
Jeremy Tucker : This is insane, Messiah and Stan both get out of there cars, a bit wobbly and they start exchanging lefts and rights then Ruthless L Reeve comes zooming up behind them, running both of them over, and sending them toppling over the railing.
Toby Navel : Reeve turns his car around, and see's BBB has Mars out in the middle of the track. BBB grabs both feet of Mars, and then looks over at Reeve.
Triple B : (ala the Dudley's) WHATS UP?!?!?!
[BBB holding Mars by the legs separated, and Reeve floors it, ramming the car right into the crotch of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys have been all over this park, this one cant go one much longer the amount of damage they are all taking.
Toby Navel : Looks like Stan and Messiah are out of this one, they just battled all the way onto the Big Dipper roller coaster which took off as soon as they were on it, its down to either Mars, Reeve, BBB or Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of Nick Cairo, he and Dracon have finally made some movement away from the gravatron, and are headed down towards the others.
Toby Navel : BBB helps Reeve up out of his car, and the two of them move over towards Cairo, leaving Mars holding his crotch after getting run over by the bumper car.
[The roller coaster is moving up and up and up and up that step climb, and Messiah and Stan still nailing each other with big lefts and rights, when it gets to the top, and both men look down, and instantly stop hitting each other, grabbing onto their carriages instead.]
Andrew Fulton : And down she goes! Look at that ride going up and down, i guess its been well named the big dipper, you know, thats what the girls at school used to call me!
[BBB and Ruthless L Reeve making there way towards Dracon and Nick Cairo, Mars trying to catch up to them from behind, when Reeve and BBB notice the big hammer, that you use to test your strength.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at these two, they just cant help themselves.
[Just then the shot switches to the front gate of Luna Park, and we can see Cobryn, Phoenix, Hero Troy Bishop and Syberus heading into the Park.]
Toby Navel : Great Scott! What are them five doing here? They are meant to have the night off and be over in Canada for the big One Wild Night joint ppv!
Andrew Fulton : Bah, everyone knows that show wont be up for a few days yet, they got plenty of time to come down here, sort a few of these guys out who have been bad mouthing them, and then jet back to Canada in plenty of time for the big show.
[Reeve grabs the hammer with one hand, lifts it up and slams it down sending the puck thingy, whatever it is right up to the top into the bell, then smiling, he hands it to Triple B to have a shot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ruthless L Reeve giving a display there of his enormous strength, this match really is a battle of the giants.
[BBB grabs the hammer to test his strength, he lifts it up over his head to pull back, but all of a sudden, Cobryn catches it, holding it in place, BBB goes to slam it down, and it doesnt move, BBB looks around, see's Cobryn, his eyes glaze over and he launches for Cobryn, but to little to late, as Syberus throws some scorching hot butter right into his face.]
Toby Navel : Now that right there is gonna leave a mark! He could of just blinded him with that, and Bill reaches up for his eyes in pain.
[Reeve bends down instinctively to check on his partner, and gets walloped good by Hero and Troy Bishop.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys really doing a number on the Australian Tag Team Champions. Reeve tries to get to his feet, but Phoenix now has the hammer, and he slams it right into the back of Ruthless L Reeve.
[Reeve goes down, clutching at his back in pain.]
Toby Navel : Thats totally uncalled for, he could cripple the man with actions like that.
Andrew Fulton : Take it easy Toby, for all you know its a delayed reaction for the bumper cars, Reeve probably only has a bit of whiplash!
[All five men now spread themselves out around the big Reeve, Hero and Syb grabbing and arm each, Troy and Phoenix the legs, and Cobryn the head, they lift him up, and drop him on his back ontop of where everyone hits with the hammer, leaving him slumped over on the machine in agony.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is terrible, these five men who i think are calling themselves the collective have just collectively decimated the Australian Tag Team Champions.
[They smile and high five each other, Cobryn rubbing his hands off after a job well done, when they notice Mars lying off to the side, half way between them and the bumper cars, he is holding onto his crotch.]
Toby Navel : Troy Bishop telling the others to wait one second, grabs the hammer and runs over to Mars, nailing him right in the jewels with a hard hammer shot, Troy then catches up the rest of the collective, dropping the hammer and they make there way out of the park.
Andrew Fulton : Short and to the point, thats how the collective like it!
[Up on the roller coaster, Messiah and Stan now both on there feet, not worrying about the ride flying up and down all around the outskirts of Luna Park, and they are exchanging some big shots up there.]
Jeremy Tucker : They are going to fall off of there, i can just feel it.
Toby Navel : Your right Jerry, look at Messiah, the man is suicidal, he has just jumped up onto Stans back, locking him in a sleeper, and Stan is wailing around, not knowing where he is!
[They go over another big bump in the track and Stan looses his balance, sending both of them flying off the edge.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!!!
Toby Navel : They are in trouble, both of them, tumbling to the ground, they need a miracle!
Andrew Fulton : They'll be right, look underneath them, there's a whole row of shops with them big slopping canvas roofs like out the front of hotels.
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Fulton, and both men fall right onto the canvas, Stan falling hard and going right through it, i hope he's going to be ok, but Messiah landed rolling and just rolls to a halt on top of the canvas.
[Dracon and Nick Cairo now fighting there way over towards Stan and Messiah, and Dracon forgets about Cairo to run and check on Stan.]
Toby Navel : Look at our great commissioner, putting aside his hatred of Nick Cairo to check on our talents welfare.
Andrew Fulton : Nick Cairo is our talent as well, and he also has just found that sledgehammer, now he's got it and going right for Messiah.
[Messiah now trying to get down from the roof, dangling with his feet, he drops and lands then turns around to see Nick Cairo charging at him with the hammer.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo pulling back to nail Messiah with the hammer, NO!
[Dracon back up again catches the hammer. Messiah with a boot to the gut of Cairo and then piledrives him to the hard concrete floor.]
Toby Navel : What a piledriver there by Messiah, he stands up, hovering over Nick Cairo just waiting for him to get back up.
[Nick Cairo slowly hovers up to his feet, holding his head from the pile driver, and Messiah charges him, drilling him with his Flash of Life spear, and then he hooks him for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........................... 2 ......................... 3!!!!!
Toby Navel : Messiah wins it, good god what a battle!
Jeremy Tucker : What a battle indeed, we'll see you next week folks live with another edition of No Mans Land, in the mean time, don't forget to tune in for the joint ppv One Wild Night!!!!
[Scene fades to black.]
[There are hundreds of fans at the entrance all trying to get in, but there is no room, the amusement park is packed, and the fans are jumping up and down going wild, there is a ring set up in the middle of the park, and a makeshift stage built off a ways with the commentators sitting on it.]
[Down with the Sickness hits and Commissioner Xanathos comes out, the fans going wild, as he makes his way up onto the stage, taking a seat and putting on a head set.]
Toby Navel : Commission Xanathos, what a pleasant surprise.
Dracon : Stop kissing my ass already Navel, i only just got out here.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, what exactly are you doing out here?
Dracon : Well, i have an announcement to make, and what better place to make it then right here in front of all of our great fans at Luna Park!
[Fans go wild.]
Andrew Fulton : Well, what is it o mighty one?
Dracon : It goes like this, I am the Commissioner around here, and what i say goes, but lately one of our wrestlers seems to have some issues with me, even going so far as to put his hands on me, thats a big mistake, as he will find out at the January 31st War Games ppv, when its Nick Cairo Vs yours truly, KJ Xanathos one on one!
[The fans go wild at the announcement of the match, and then “Edgecrusher” by Fear Factory hits and Nick Cairo makes his way out to the ring, where he grabs a mic and looks up towards the commentating booth.]
Andrew Fulton : One good thing about us being here at Luna Park is no big screen for us to sit and watch your stupid bloody entrance for 15 minutes Commiss.
Nick Cairo : HEY XANATHOS! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, come that ppv, your mine!
Dracon : (standing up) Hey! Why wait?
[The fans again go crazy.]
Nick Cairo : Why wait indeed, listen to all of you drunken animals, hiding from your lifes in your liquor, cheering an imposter like Dracon, what the hell were you doing in my Australian Title match last week anyway?
[Stan "The Tank" Wilson makes his way into the ring, standing behind Nick Cairo, he is hovering over him, but Cairo hasn't even noticed he is out there.]
Dracon : Well, thats real simple Nikita, see, if you are going to be having such a high quality match at the ppv against myself, then we need to get you a few more wins, but even "with" my help you couldn't get the job done!
[Nick Cairo looks up at Dracon with hate in his eyes, he drops the mic and starts moving to exit the ring, presumably to go after Dracon, but is stopped in his tracks as Stan reaches out and grabs him by the hair, lifting him up into a gorilla press.]
Andrew Fulton : So Stan is fighting your battles for you now Dracon?
[Dracon doesn't reply, just takes his headset off and starts heading down towards the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : Dracon?
Toby Navel : He's gone Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : I cant wait to see him and Cairo hook it up at the ppv, but how about the strength of Stan, he is still holding Nick up there in that Gorilla Press.
[The crowd going wild as Stan is posing for them, holding Nick up in the gorilla press, and they are also cheering for Dracon, who is almost to the ring.]
[Crack!]
Toby Navel : Messiah! From no where!
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah just slid into the ring, and took out Stan's knee, and Stan has fallen to the mat, clutching the back of his knee.
Toby Navel : He had to drop Nick Cairo as well, who lands on his feet as Dracon slides into the ring, and both men stand face to face.
[Messiah now going to work on the leg of Stan, with a series of boots to the leg.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo and Dracon are now face to face, man, these two guys really don't like each other.
Toby Navel : Neither do Stan and Messiah, Messiah just grabbed Stan by the foot, but Stan was able to kick him off him with his good leg, but it only sent Messiah of momentarily, and Messiah goes right back to work on the leg of Stan with a big drop kick to the knee.
Andrew Fulton : Cairo and Dracon still in each others faces, are these two going to fight, or kiss?
Toby Navel : Dracon obviously doesn't want to hurt him yet making him look bad before there big ppv matchup.
Andrew Fulton : Your actually buying that crap?
Toby Navel : If the commissioner says it, hell yeah!
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah lifting up Stan's bad leg, and rams it into the mat, and look at this, its Mars. Mars making his way out here, he steps over the top rope to enter the ring and walks up to Cairo and Dracon, ramming both there heads together.
Toby Navel : Mars making a big entrance there, and he rolls both Dracon and Nick Cairo out of the ring then moves over towards Messiah and Stan.
[Messiah see's Mars coming across towards him, and he motions for them to both team up on Stan, and Mars smiles at him through them sinister eye's of his.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars picks up Stan and then plants him with a hard short arm clothesline as Messiah slides out of the ring, and grabs the bad leg of Stan, slamming it into the ring post.
Toby Navel : Thats nothing but steel there, Stan is a beast, but there is no one in the whole of the Ring Syndicate who can handle both Messiah and Mars at once.
[Messiah hooks Stan in a figure four leg lock around the ring post while Mars plants that big six 16 foot right on the throat of Stan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Stan is in excruciating pain out there, and look at Dracon and Nick Cairo, they are both back on there feet and exchanging huge lefts and rights on each other.
[The shot moves to show Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve just walking through the park, they come up to one of them games where you have to shoot the ducks, and BBB grabs the gun and in a matter of moments, shoots them all down for 100%, winning a nice fluffy toy prize, which he hands to a young fan in the crowd as they both continue walking through the park.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at them two cowards, they want nothing to do with this match.
Jeremy Tucker : They'll get in there soon enough, Reeve is just being the good Australian host giving his tag team partner a tour of the park.
Toby Navel : They better get in there pretty soon, if Mars and Messiah keep up this attack on Stan, i don't see this one lasting much longer.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there telling Mars to get his foot off of Stans throat, and he starts the mandatory 5 count, getting to four when Mars just takes his foot away, and then places it back there again straight away.]
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon and Nick Cairo still duking it out, both of them now going over the security barrier that has been set up around the ring, and is that Reginald Packer in he crowd there?
[Shot zooms in on Reginald P Packer, former owner of uCw sitting in the front row eating some pink cotton candy, he looks into the camera with a cheeky grin, then quickly jumps to his feet, getting out of the way, and Dracon and Nick Cairo brawl right past him.]
Toby Navel : What is he doing here in Australia?
Andrew Fulton: Who knows, for all we know he may just be down here on a holiday and decided to come check out the action.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, we got lots of that here baby! Why just look at Messiah, he is relentless with that figure four, and referee Nick Tsalazidis again putting the count on Mars who is still choking Stan out with his boot while he is trapped in that figure four.
Toby Navel : Stan could suffer a serious injury if these two keep this up.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis gets to four and Mars releases the choke again, he goes to place his foot there again, but Stan gets his hands up, and trips Mars over.]
Jeremy Tucker : Huge pop from the crowd there for Stan, and now he reaches forward and starts punching away at the legs of Messiah forcing him to break the hold.
Toby Navel : Stan using the ropes to get back to his feet, and Mars runs at him, but Stan catches Mars with an enforcer spinebuster.
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah makes his way up onto the ring apron, but before he can get into the ring, Stan sends him flying back down to the floor with a running big boot.
Toby Navel : Big burst of energy there from Stan, he shakes out his leg, then see's Mars charging at him again, and this time catches him in a fall away slam position, flipping him right over the top rope with Mars landing ontop of Messiah.
Jeremy Tucker : Just incredible, the strength of Stan is amazing, he caught that 7 ft monster and just flipped him over the top, unbelievable!
Toby Navel : And look at Messiah, he just got squished big time.
[Stan shakes his leg out, and moves to the outside towards both men, the shot then moves across to show Nick Cairo and Dracon still duking it out with each other, and they are getting really close to Reeve and Triple B.]
Ruthless L Reeve (talking to Bill) : Now this ride here, its called the gravatron, its spins around really quick, and when your inside it, you lean with your back to the wall, and the gravity of it spinning clings you to the wall, which starts moving up of the ground, lets go in and i'll show you how it works.
[Reeve and BBB walk in there, into the middle bit where the guy working there starts showing them how it works, when Nick Cairo and Dracon fight there way into there.]
Toby Navel : The animosity between Dracon and Nick Cairo is incredible, they aren't even wrestling each other, just fighting, and now they have made there way into that gravatron.
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo and Dracon still battling it out, now they are both wrapping there hands around each others throats, trying to choke the life out of each other, rolling around the walls of the gravatron.
Ruthless L Reeve : Ok, lets start this thing up and see how it works.
Workmen : We cant right now, not with these two fighting like that, it could be dangerous.
Ruthless L Reeve : Nonsense.
[Reeve clonks the workmen over the head with a thudding blow, then looks to Bill.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Which one did he say gets this thing going?
Triple B (chuckling) : This one hear i believe.
[Bill clicks the button, and the ride starts to move around slowly, Nick Cairo and Dracon not even noticing. Bill and Reeve smile at each other, and Reeve reaches for the speed control, pushing it forward to full bore, and the machine starts spinning quicker and quicker and quicker and quicker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, that doesn't look to safe to me, look at Cairo and Dracon, they look like they are in one of them high speed planes with there face all pressed back like that.
Toby Navel : Ha, they sure do, i think Dracon's cheeks are actually behind his ears!
Dracon (trying to yell while stuck to the wall) : Reeeeevee, tuurrnnnn thhhhissss offfff youuuuu biggggg baaaassstarrrdddd!
[Nick Cairo uses all of his strength and moves his arm forward, like he is pointing at Reeve, then just lets it go, and the force of the spinning brings Cairo's fist flying into the face of Dracon with a huge backhander.]
Jeremy Tucker : Back to ringside, and Stan just ignoring Mars lying on the outside, and he grabs Messiah, and rams him head first into the same steel ring post he was using to apply that figure four.
Toby Navel : Stan picks Messiah up with a bear hug, then rolls it over and belly to belly suplex's Messiah right into the steel ring steps, Ouch!
[Mars runs up to Stan and grabs him by the throat, and just starts rag dolling him.]
Andrew Fulton : Would you look at that, Mars is just tossing Stan around like he was nothing, he is just shaking him from left to right, back and forth, all over the place.
Toby Navel : Stan probably feels like he has been through the gravatron like Dracon and Cairo, ha!
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of which, we cut back to them now to see Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve laughing there heads off as the machine just goes round and round and round, they eventually slow it down and turn it off, Cairo and Dracon just slumping to the floor spent.
[BBB then runs at them like a wild man, jumping the railing around the control centre they were in, and diving ontop of Nick Cairo and wailing away at him like a savage.]
Andrew Fulton : Ohh no, BBB has lost it again, i thought he may of been back to normal for a while when he and Reeve we walking through the park, but he just snapped and is back to the savage Bill.
[Reeve tries to calm him down, but can see when Bill looks at him, that there is no recognition in the eyes of Triple B, so he picks up Dracon and sambo suplex's him out of the gravatron.]
Toby Navel : What does Reeve think he is doing putting his hands on the commissioner like that?
Andrew Fulton : Hey, Dracon wants to get in there with the big boys, he has to be prepared to take it.
[Reeve looks around from his vantage point on the steps of the gravatron and see's Mars walking into the ghost train entrance, Stan just behind him.]
Jeremy Tucker : No, not the ghost train, god i have terrible memories of that ride.
Toby Navel : Stan goes into the ghost train behind Mars, following him in there, and then Mars' lawyer Charles Major appears at the front door, locking it, and Stan, in there as Mars appears out the back of the building, pointing to his head signalling he is to clever.
[Reeve watches from the top still, as Mars moves across to the house of Mirrors, and Messiah moves across to the locked door of the Ghost Train.]
Jeremy Tucker : Messiah didn't see Mars come out the back, and only knows he saw Stan and Mars go in there, but Reeve did and he starts moving towards the House of Mirrors.
[Messiah staring at the padlock on the front door now, a bit confused, then he reaches back and boots the lock of the door in one shot, and moves into the dark and spooky ghost train.]
Toby Navel : Back in the gravatron, Nick Cairo pushes the savage BBB of off him, and then grabs him, nailing him with a Blue Light Special [Stalled vertical suplex into an X-factor].
[Nick Cairo then moves away from Bill to the door of the gravatron, only to be met with a huge superkick from Dracon.]
Jeremy Tucker : Dracon was waiting for him then, and Reeve has made his way into the House of Mirrors where Mars went into.
[Reeve walks through some corridors in there, checking himself out in the mirrors, some making him look as short as a dwarf, others even taller than he already is, he looks in another one which makes him look as fat as Soutter, and he stops there, having a chuckle, then moves into a big room of mirrors, only when he looks into them, all he can see around the room is like 30 reflections of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at all of them reflections of Mars, how is Reeve meant to know which one is which?
Toby Navel : Looks like he is going to find out the hard way.
[Reeve looks around for a bit, then throws a kick at one of the Mars', only to smash the mirror to pieces, Reeve unfazed kicks the next Mars, but that mirror smashes as well, and all that can be heard in the room over the smashing of glass is the sinister mocking laugh of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve stopping now, he looks like he is trying to come up with a plan, and slowly moves around the room, staring right into the eyes of all the reflections of Mars.
[CRACK!]
Toby Navel : Another mirror smashes to pieces and Reeve lunged at it with a huge right hand thinking it was Mars.
Andrew Fulton : This is incredible, Mars is truly a genius, although it doesn't take much to outsmart Reeve.
[Reeve turns towards another mirror, taking a swing at it, but Mars reaches out his hand, and catches the fist of Reeve, then lifts him up and choke tosses him into a wall of mirrors, sending glass smashing everywhere.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve could be in trouble in there, he just cut himself on that glass when he fell, and Mars is showing no pity, picking him up by the hair and ramming his face into another mirror, then Mars with another choke toss sends him crashing into the other wall full of mirrors.]
Andrew Fulton : Looks like a few hundred years of bad luck for Reeve with all of the mirrors he has just broken.
[Mars walks out of the House of Mirrors with a bloody Reeve crawling behind him.]
Toby Navel : Back to the Ghost Train, before Messiah had just booted down the locked door and made his way in there, now he has jumped in one of the carriages, and is slowly going through there, he see's all the fake cobwebs and skeletons, and snickers at how cheap the ride is when suddenly the ride stops, and Stan from behind lifts not only him, but the entire carriage of the tracks, tossing him and the carriage through the wall of the building.
Andrew Fulton : What is, was that wall made out of, cardboard?
Jeremy Tucker : I don't know, all i do know is Stan just picked up that carriage, with Messiah in it and threw it right through there.
Toby Navel : The man is a freak.
[Stan busts through the hole he put on the wall and poses for the fans and they pop big time. Messiah then gets to his feet and Stan picks him up in a gorilla press, he looks around, and see's Mars and Reeve making there way towards the bumper cars, and he runs in that direction, launching Messiah right over the railing onto the track.]
Jeremy Tucker : BBB comes away from the gravatron, looking back to see Nick Cairo and Dracon STILL battling it out with each other, these two just wont stop, and BBB looks over to see everyone else at the bumper cars, and he rushes over in that direction.
Toby Navel : Mars jumps in a car quickly and see's Messiah sprawled out on the track, and floors his car right at him, but Messiah saw him just in the nick of time and rolled out of the way.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve gets in a car now, and he starts heading right for Mars, while Stan steps over the railing and jumps in one the same time that Messiah crawls into one.
Toby Navel : Damn, Reeve is still bleeding from all of that glass in the house of mirrors, its a wonder he is even able to drive.
Jeremy Tucker : He seems to be doing all right, and he is hot on Mars' tail, while Stan and Messiah are both now on a separate end of the track, and they are lining each other up.
[Stan and Messiah take off, heading right for each other, and Reeve still trying to catch Mars, they are driving round and round in circles.]
Toby Navel : Messiah and Stan are heading right for a head on collision.
Andrew Fulton : A good old style game of chicken.
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow, i don't think either of them are going move.
[Mars rounds the edge of the track swerving out of the way of Reeve who was trying to cut him off, only to be speared right out of his car by a leaping BBB.]
[CRASH!!!]
Toby Navel : Dang! Messiah and Stan just full on crashed into each other, head on, and there was sparks flying everywhere!
Jeremy Tucker : This is insane, Messiah and Stan both get out of there cars, a bit wobbly and they start exchanging lefts and rights then Ruthless L Reeve comes zooming up behind them, running both of them over, and sending them toppling over the railing.
Toby Navel : Reeve turns his car around, and see's BBB has Mars out in the middle of the track. BBB grabs both feet of Mars, and then looks over at Reeve.
Triple B : (ala the Dudley's) WHATS UP?!?!?!
[BBB holding Mars by the legs separated, and Reeve floors it, ramming the car right into the crotch of Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys have been all over this park, this one cant go one much longer the amount of damage they are all taking.
Toby Navel : Looks like Stan and Messiah are out of this one, they just battled all the way onto the Big Dipper roller coaster which took off as soon as they were on it, its down to either Mars, Reeve, BBB or Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of Nick Cairo, he and Dracon have finally made some movement away from the gravatron, and are headed down towards the others.
Toby Navel : BBB helps Reeve up out of his car, and the two of them move over towards Cairo, leaving Mars holding his crotch after getting run over by the bumper car.
[The roller coaster is moving up and up and up and up that step climb, and Messiah and Stan still nailing each other with big lefts and rights, when it gets to the top, and both men look down, and instantly stop hitting each other, grabbing onto their carriages instead.]
Andrew Fulton : And down she goes! Look at that ride going up and down, i guess its been well named the big dipper, you know, thats what the girls at school used to call me!
[BBB and Ruthless L Reeve making there way towards Dracon and Nick Cairo, Mars trying to catch up to them from behind, when Reeve and BBB notice the big hammer, that you use to test your strength.]
Jeremy Tucker : Look at these two, they just cant help themselves.
[Just then the shot switches to the front gate of Luna Park, and we can see Cobryn, Phoenix, Hero Troy Bishop and Syberus heading into the Park.]
Toby Navel : Great Scott! What are them five doing here? They are meant to have the night off and be over in Canada for the big One Wild Night joint ppv!
Andrew Fulton : Bah, everyone knows that show wont be up for a few days yet, they got plenty of time to come down here, sort a few of these guys out who have been bad mouthing them, and then jet back to Canada in plenty of time for the big show.
[Reeve grabs the hammer with one hand, lifts it up and slams it down sending the puck thingy, whatever it is right up to the top into the bell, then smiling, he hands it to Triple B to have a shot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ruthless L Reeve giving a display there of his enormous strength, this match really is a battle of the giants.
[BBB grabs the hammer to test his strength, he lifts it up over his head to pull back, but all of a sudden, Cobryn catches it, holding it in place, BBB goes to slam it down, and it doesnt move, BBB looks around, see's Cobryn, his eyes glaze over and he launches for Cobryn, but to little to late, as Syberus throws some scorching hot butter right into his face.]
Toby Navel : Now that right there is gonna leave a mark! He could of just blinded him with that, and Bill reaches up for his eyes in pain.
[Reeve bends down instinctively to check on his partner, and gets walloped good by Hero and Troy Bishop.]
Jeremy Tucker : These guys really doing a number on the Australian Tag Team Champions. Reeve tries to get to his feet, but Phoenix now has the hammer, and he slams it right into the back of Ruthless L Reeve.
[Reeve goes down, clutching at his back in pain.]
Toby Navel : Thats totally uncalled for, he could cripple the man with actions like that.
Andrew Fulton : Take it easy Toby, for all you know its a delayed reaction for the bumper cars, Reeve probably only has a bit of whiplash!
[All five men now spread themselves out around the big Reeve, Hero and Syb grabbing and arm each, Troy and Phoenix the legs, and Cobryn the head, they lift him up, and drop him on his back ontop of where everyone hits with the hammer, leaving him slumped over on the machine in agony.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is terrible, these five men who i think are calling themselves the collective have just collectively decimated the Australian Tag Team Champions.
[They smile and high five each other, Cobryn rubbing his hands off after a job well done, when they notice Mars lying off to the side, half way between them and the bumper cars, he is holding onto his crotch.]
Toby Navel : Troy Bishop telling the others to wait one second, grabs the hammer and runs over to Mars, nailing him right in the jewels with a hard hammer shot, Troy then catches up the rest of the collective, dropping the hammer and they make there way out of the park.
Andrew Fulton : Short and to the point, thats how the collective like it!
[Up on the roller coaster, Messiah and Stan now both on there feet, not worrying about the ride flying up and down all around the outskirts of Luna Park, and they are exchanging some big shots up there.]
Jeremy Tucker : They are going to fall off of there, i can just feel it.
Toby Navel : Your right Jerry, look at Messiah, the man is suicidal, he has just jumped up onto Stans back, locking him in a sleeper, and Stan is wailing around, not knowing where he is!
[They go over another big bump in the track and Stan looses his balance, sending both of them flying off the edge.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!!!
Toby Navel : They are in trouble, both of them, tumbling to the ground, they need a miracle!
Andrew Fulton : They'll be right, look underneath them, there's a whole row of shops with them big slopping canvas roofs like out the front of hotels.
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Fulton, and both men fall right onto the canvas, Stan falling hard and going right through it, i hope he's going to be ok, but Messiah landed rolling and just rolls to a halt on top of the canvas.
[Dracon and Nick Cairo now fighting there way over towards Stan and Messiah, and Dracon forgets about Cairo to run and check on Stan.]
Toby Navel : Look at our great commissioner, putting aside his hatred of Nick Cairo to check on our talents welfare.
Andrew Fulton : Nick Cairo is our talent as well, and he also has just found that sledgehammer, now he's got it and going right for Messiah.
[Messiah now trying to get down from the roof, dangling with his feet, he drops and lands then turns around to see Nick Cairo charging at him with the hammer.]
Jeremy Tucker : Cairo pulling back to nail Messiah with the hammer, NO!
[Dracon back up again catches the hammer. Messiah with a boot to the gut of Cairo and then piledrives him to the hard concrete floor.]
Toby Navel : What a piledriver there by Messiah, he stands up, hovering over Nick Cairo just waiting for him to get back up.
[Nick Cairo slowly hovers up to his feet, holding his head from the pile driver, and Messiah charges him, drilling him with his Flash of Life spear, and then he hooks him for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........................... 2 ......................... 3!!!!!
Toby Navel : Messiah wins it, good god what a battle!
Jeremy Tucker : What a battle indeed, we'll see you next week folks live with another edition of No Mans Land, in the mean time, don't forget to tune in for the joint ppv One Wild Night!!!!
[Scene fades to black.]
