No Mans Land : V1Ep14

[The scene opens up to show a pumping crowd at the Vodophone Arena. The crowd are jumping up and down, and the place is about half full. Get Free by the Vines hits and a small pyro show goes off finishing with the No Mans Land logo appearing on the 'tron.



[The shot then moves to the commentating booth.]

Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!

Toby Navel : We got a huge show lined up for you all tonight, and this is our final No Mans Land before the Broken Hearts Valentines Day ppv!

Jeremy Tucker : Certainly is Toby, but right now i hear our commissioner, Dracon, is waiting backstage with some announcements regarding that ppv. Dracon, over to you!

[Scene switches to show Dracon in his office.]

KJX : G'day Melbourne!

As you all know, i have a big match tonight, so i have a lot of preparing to do, but i also have my duties as commissioner of this great federation to attend to, which leads me to next week.

Feb 14th, the Broken Hearts ppv, we got a few matches to take care of, already we have signed myself vs Nikita Cairo, and the Australian title will be on the line when Sam Piltdown meets the former champ Adrian Tanner Jr again.

I'd like to announce a couple more matches on this card, i am booking Messiah Vs The Tank, Stan Wilson, these two have a long running feud, going back a couple of years, and they will meet one on one right here in Melbourne Australia.

Also, our owner Soutter has signed a Dog Collar chain match pitting his own son Ruthless L Reeve against the savage Hellhounds, well, this match may be signed, and will take place, but unfortunately, not at this ppv, that match will have to wait for a later date, instead the Hellhounds will meet the team of Mars and The Punisher Dan Stein, and, also on the Broken Hearts ppv, we will see the World Heavyweight Champion Cobryn back here in Australia, and he will be competing against a mystery opponent who we have just signed to Australia!

A monitor in Dracon's office flashes, and then the screen becomes clear with Cobryn sitting there, a cocky look on his face, and the World Heavyweight title on his shoulder.]

Cobryn: Whoa Whoa Whoooa Dracon. I do not accept these conditions at all.

Stan and Messiah are facing off again?

I know Cobryn brings in so much revenue that you dont need much of an undercard... but even Cobryn can't stop the people from walking out during another Stan Vs. Messiah match.

Beyond this, Cobryn is busy celebrating his World Title defense against the late TH Power. Cobryn is much too busy with more important things like flossing Cobryn's teeth to be bothered with some mystery opponent. And besides, havent we had enough of these "mystery" opponents already?

I tell you what Drag on, you tell me who this mystery man is, I'll come out and laugh at him for a while, and then we can save Cobryn's back the wear of carrying the "Mystery" man through the match of his life.

Because Cobryn aint wrestling at the pay per view.

[Crowd boos.]

Cobryn: Theres more of a chance of Drag on winning his match tonight.

[Scene switches back to Dracon.]

Dracon: Sorry Coby, but its in your contract that you must wrestle at least a match per month, and you've been floating around pretending your God...

[Interrupted by Cobryn.]

Cobryn: Cobryn does not pretend Drag on.

[Back to Dracon.]

Dracon: Alright I'm not going to get into this, the point is... you havent wrestled this month yet in Australia... and if you want to be abled to keep living like God... You'll show up at the pay per view and wrestle who I tell you to, son.

[Back to Cobryn.]

Cobryn: Drag on... DONT EVER say son again. You understand me? Dont even say so. No, you know what? You cant say sun anymore... as if looking at the sun. And for the next 48 hours you cant even say the letter N. And if I catch you again I'll reveal the rumors Reeve told me about your three way affair with Byron Allen.

Believe it.

[Dracon shakes his head... reaches over and turns off the monitor and the shot switches to the ring.]

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Jeremy Tucker : Well, folks, it’s time for Ruthless L. Reeve, who’s been on a bit of a roll after upsetting Hero just last week. This week, he’ll be taking on Messiah in what should be an interesting matchup.

Andrew Fulton : The only thing that matters is that Reeve signed his death warrant after feeding Hero to the Hellhounds. I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody will make Reeve pay for that tonight.

Jeremy Tucker : Never a dull moment in Ring Syndicate Australia folks! Here’s Frank Salazar with the call.

Frank Salazar : Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first match of the evening and is scheduled for one fall. First coming to the ring area…

[“Hot to death” by Everlast plays as Reeve walks down to the ring area, acknowledging the fans.]

Frank Salazar : From Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 317 pounds, RUTHLESS L. REEVE!!!!!! And….

[“Step Up To Me” by Sevendust plays as Messiah walks down to the ring area.]

Frank Salazar: From the sands of Egypt, weighing in at 265 pounds, MESSIAH!!!!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : And here we go! Neither man wasting time in this one!

[Messiah and Reeve throwing punches back and forth.]

Toby Navel : Looks like they are just going to duke it out early!

[Reeve and Messiah continue to trade blows, but Reeve blocks and beings to pummel Messiah.]

Jeremy Tucker : Reeve getting in some extra punches and…

[Reeve has Messiah stunned on his feet, and tries to deliver a hurricurana. It misses Messiah entirely.]

Andrew Fulton [laughing]: This stuff is too damn funny….I can’t watch or I’ll wet myself…ha ha ha…

Toby Navel : Even referee D.J.DeMarco can’t believe Reeve tried a wacky high spot like that.

Jeremy Tucker : I’m speechless here folks…both competitors slow to get up, Messiah grabs Reeve…

[Messiah grabs a groggy Reeve and gives him an Irish Whip to the ropes. Messiah lands a spinning discus punch.]

Jeremy Tucker : Nice move by Messiah.

Toby Navel : Yes, very reminiscent of the late Kerry Von Erich.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, except that Messiah smells better and his feet are still attached.

Jeremy Tucker : That’s no way to blaspheme the first family of wrestling!

Andrew Fulton : So what? None of them are left to argue with me anyway! Besides, I’ll take the Tanners. They’re less dysfunctional.

[Messiah gets up, and lands some quick boots to Reeve’s head. Reeve grabs Messiah’s foot to gain leverage, then takes Messiah’s other foot out. Both hit the ground. Reeve recovers and gets up. Picks up Messiah and gives him a quick scoop slam. ]

Jeremy Tucker : Nice recovery by Reeve. Ugly, but it gets the job done.

[The cover:]




ONE….



[Quick Kickout by Messiah.]

Andrew Fulton : One lousy slam and he’s trying to pin him already? I think he’s worried that if he doesn’t pin him quick, he may get killed!!

[Reeve picks up Messiah, but Messiah gives Reeve a couple of good punches to the midsection.]

Jeremy Tucker : Reeve trying to get out of this quickly…

[Messiah lands a northern lights suplex.]

Andrew Fulton : But not quick enough.

[Messiah throws a heart punch. Reeve looks to be nearly convulsing from the blow, but he manages to stay on his feet. Messiah lands a release German suplex. The cover:


ONE….




TWO…..



[Kickout at 2.]

Jeremy Tucker : Messiah is really trying to stick it to Reeve today…

[Reeve and Messiah trade more punches, then Reeve grabs Messiah into a half-nelson, and hits a Half-Nelson Facebuster. He picks up Messiah, but Messiah quickly pokes him in the eye, the ref not seeing that.]

Andrew Fulton : Hey, good thinking by Messiah there. He’s almost as smarts as…me!

[Messiah lands an Arabian Facebuster.]

Toby Navel : Messiah is saying “you do a facebuster, and I can do one better.”

Andrew Fulton : Oh REALLY? Gotten into the psychic business lately, have we?

[The cover:]




ONE….



TWO….



[Kickout by Reeve at late 2. Reeve looks very down. Messiah picks him up.]


Jeremy Tucker : Messiah now in firm control here, as Reeve looks very dazed.

[Messiah lands a series of palm strikes about the head and neck, then rolls it into a brainbuster.]

Jeremy Tucker : Excellent combo by Messiah.

[The cover:]


ONE…..




TWO…..



[Kickout by Reeve at late 2.]

Toby Navel : Wow, Reeve is taking a real beating, but he’s holding up very well. Impressive stamina by Ruthless Reeve here!

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, but it’s Reeve, so it’s probably more to do with him being stupid. Or crazy, I’m not sure which.

[Reeve is picked up by Messiah, and Messiah hits the Irish Whip. Reeve nails Messiah with a hard spear. Reeve up, and out of desperation picks up Messiah and hits a brainbuster. They are both down.]

Jeremy Tucker : What great moves by Reeve! Almost out of desperation it seems! Oustanding! But both men are down!!

[The ref counts:]



ONE


TWO


THREE


FOUR


FIVE


SIX


SEVEN


[Reeve gets up at 7. He goes to Messiah.]

Jeremy Tucker : Both men have landed some very hard moves tonight, they’re both slowing down considerably.

[Reeve gets to Messiah. He gets up unusually slowly, but Meesiah gets a boost of power and hoists up Reeve into a spinning powerbomb….]

Andrew Fulton : Oh yeah, he suckered Reeve into coming in, and he hits the big powerbomb!!

[…After landing the powerbomb, Messiah holds Reeve down into an anklelock.]

Jeremy Tucker : IT’S THE FLASH OF LIFE!! Messiah has the anklelock cinched in tight! Reeve is screaming in pain!!

[Reeve moves toward the ropes, slowly, screaming the whole way. He is outpowering Messiah, who is trying to hold him back.]

Toby Navel : Reeve’s only chance is to get to those ropes!

Andrew Fulton : It’ll never happen. Never!!

[Reeve continues to scratch and claw his way to the ropes. Messiah is twisting hard, and beginning to show signs of tiring. Reeve loses his grip, allowing Messiah to pull him back to the center of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker : Oh man, Reeve is still holding on! Incredible! Can he make it to the ropes again?

[Reeve begins to slowly claw his way toward the ropes again, screaming louder than he was previously. Reeve slows down, screaming…Reeve pounds his hand on the mat, and the ref calls for the bell.]

DING! DING! DING!


Jeremy Tucker : REEVE TAPPED!! HE TAPPED OUT! IT’S OVER!!!

Toby Navel : Wow! That was impressive! I’ve never seen someone hold out a submission move like that!!

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, and it sure as hell did a lot of good, didn’t it? There’s no such thing as a valiant defeat, give me a break!!

Frank Salazar : The winner of the match….MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : What a great effort by Reeve tonight, but it just wasn’t enough as Messiah pulls out victorious.

Toby Navel : That anklelock had to have been painful…

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, had Messiah twisted any harder, Reeve would have been more like Kerry Von Erich than he would like!! Hoo-hah!!

Jeremy Tucker : Good God, Fulton, you sure can be tasteless at times…
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Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A HANDICAP MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 240 LBS, HERO!!!!

["Nothing Sacred" By Memento begins to play. The arena goes black as the opening chat begins. With the first drum beat, A flash of pyros go off around the tron as the lights also flash back in. Hero stands on the ramp, looking around the arena. He walks down to the ring, he's pretty relaxed looking at the crowd, but he looks intense. He gets on the apron, poses on the turnbuckle, then climbs in the ring and poses on the opposite one. ]

Andrew Fulton : Wow, he actually showed up.

Jeremy Tucker : Of course he did, i wouldn't expect anything less.

Andrew Fulton : You know he is going in there against the Hellhounds don't you? Two on one!

Jeremy Tucker : Sure i know it, and so does Hero, but he is too much of a competitor to let that faze him.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, thats why he hasn't been sighted all week leading up to this one.

Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENTS, HAILING FROM THE LAND OF ravish AND HONEY, AND COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 610 LBS, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HARDKORE JONNIE VALENTINE, THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!



Toby Navel : The Hellhounds wasting no time here, look at them both charge at Hero.

[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell, and this one is under way.]

Jeremy Tucker : Hero with his work cut out for him here with both of these savages trying to tear him apart.

Andrew Fulton : Hey, what can i say, they enjoy there work.

[Both Psycho and Cerberus laying into Hero with wild lefts and rights, Hero tries to fight them off, but he cant keep up with both of them, and the Hounds beat him down into the mat. The Hounds then start laying the boots in with crazy stomps until referee Nick Tsalazidis eventually manages to get Cerberus out of the ring leaving it just Hero and Psycho.]

Jeremy Tucker : Psycho picks Hero up, and throws him into the ropes, meeting him with a crushing clothesline from home!

Andrew Fulton : He just hammered him with that one, and look at Jonnie, he is pulling a table out from under the ring.

[Jonnie pulls out the table, and sets it up beside the safety rail, he then grabs ring announcer Frank Salazar and tosses him aside, grabbing his seat, and setting it up at the table.]

Toby Navel : Whats Jonnie up to?

[Jonnie grabs Salazar's mic and takes a seat.]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine : Ok, lets not muck around here, i'm not sure how long this guy can last in the ring with the World Tag Team champs, so lets get a nice orderly line going, i want five dollars of each of you, and i don't want to have to ask twice.

Jeremy Tucker : Whats he talking about five dollars?

Andrew Fulton : He's got a big ass cable bill, don't you pay attention to anything Jerry?

[Fulton runs over and hands Jonnie a fiver, and the crowd starts lining up, most of them also wearing the latest Purgatory's Puppies t-shirt and all carrying an assortment of weapons as well.]

Toby Navel : Back in the ring, and Hero is just getting decimated here by the Hellhounds, Psycho tags in Cerberus, and they both toss Hero into the ropes, going for a double clothesline.

Jeremy Tucker : No, Hero ducks it, he bounces of the other ropes, and charges right at Cerberus, leveling him with a spear.

Toby Navel : Big time spear there from Hero, Psycho grabs him, but Hero blocks him, and plants Psycho with a release German suplex.

Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus back to his feet, and Hero sends him into the corner with a nice crescent kick, then he charges in there, landing a bevy of 9 hard kicks to the head and torso of Cerberus.

Toby Navel : Cry of the wolves! The cry of the wolves Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Yep, Hero on fire here, taking on both Hellhounds single handedly!

[Boom!]

Andrew Fulton : Not anymore! Did you see that? Psycho just nailed Hero with one of the dog collars, and now he is hanging him over the top rope with it!

Jeremy Tucker : I saw it.

Toby Navel : Hero gasping for air, and Psycho just keeps on choking him out with the dog collar.

Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of the dog collar, i would hate to be in Reeve's shoes, can you believe his own father Soutter signed him to meet these savages in a dog collar match?

Andrew Fulton : Hey, anything to bring in the fans.

[Shot shows Jonnie sitting there collecting the money from the fans with a big smile on his face, you can see a fan give Jonnie his five dollars, then high five his friends.]

Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus back on his feet, and he and Psycho bring Hero back into the ring, they toss him into the ropes, and both men catch Hero by the throat, lifting Hero up with a double throatlift into a vicious spinebuster!

Andrew Fulton : Thats it, there is no getting up from that! Hero is done!

Toby Navel : Cerberus grabs Hero, and locks him in a scorpion deathlock, Hero looking to reach the ropes ...

Jeremy Tucker : SPRINGBOARD PSYCHOSAULT! Psycho just nailed Hero with that springboard psychosault while he was trapped in the scorpion deathlock!

Andrew Fulton : Hero knows right now he is i there with the World Tag Team Champions!

Toby Navel : Yep, Reeve sure knew what he was doing when he set Hero up with this match!

Jeremy Tucker : That guy must be suicidal, who in there right mind calls out the Hellhounds for a handicap match?

Andrew Fulton : No one! That big goof has taken too many shots to the head!

[The Hounds pose for the fans, and Hero slowly gets to his feet.]

Jeremy Tucker : Hero just wont give up, you have to admire that.

Andrew Fulton : I don't have to admire anything, except the shear awesomeness of the World Tag Team Champions.

[Hero attempts to suplex Cerberus, but Cerberus blocks it. Psycho runs into the ropes, hobby horses off of Cerberus, somersaults over Hero with a sunset flip. Hero struggles not to go down but gets leveled with a clothesline from Home.]

Toby Navel : These odds are just to much, what the hell is referee Nick Tsalazidis doing letting them double team him for this long, get one of them out of there!

[Shot shows Nick Tsalazidis out on the outside handing Jonnie a five dollar note.]

Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus now climbing to the top, and he launches, planting Hero with a power moonsault of the top rope!

Toby Navel : This is turning out badly for Hero now, the Hellhounds are relentless, and look to be just getting warmed up!

Jeremy Tucker : I hope for Hero's sake, they put an end to this one sooner rather then later.

[Psycho now takes Cerberus up to the top, and superplex's him right ontop of Hero.]

Toby Navel : That right there is what makes the Hounds so feared, they willingly put there own bodies on the line just to do damage to there opponent.

Jeremy Tucker : Psycho with a firemans carry on Hero, and Cerberus hooks Hero and drills him with brainbuster ddt!

Toby Navel : This is just a decimation of Hero, and its still not over, Psycho climbing the top rope, and he flies, clearing 3/4's of the ring with a superfly headbutt of the top!

[Shot moves to Jonnie who looks at his watch, and the stash of cash, and slides the table into the ring, calling referee Nick Tsalazidis over distracting him.]

Andrew Fulton : Looks like Jonnie has had enough of this, must of collected enough dough to pay his cable bill.

Jeremy Tucker : Looks like its all over for Hero as well.

[Referee Nick Tsalazidis over there with Jonnie, telling him he already gave him his five dollars, and the Hounds set up the table, put Hero up ontop of it, and Psycho comes off top rope with spinning
leg kick while Cerberus comes off ropes with a spinning leg kick to back of Hero's legs.]

Andrew Fulton : STILLBORN CRADLE!

[Psycho drops for the cover.]

Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .......................3!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Finally, what a demolition.

Frank Salazar : WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THE HELLHOUNDS!!!!

[Jonnie grabs mic]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine : Ok Worthless Reeve, we did your little favor for you. (points at Hero) You wanna handicap match with us? What, is being Soutter Jr. that bad? You make me wanna go fishing with Evan and make sure everything's ok. Ok, you signed you death certificate with the concierges of the Injured Reserve, but we already had a handicap match with you, and we don't fuck old pussy. So, we went to your dad and had it made a dog collar match. It'll be you chained to two of the reasons your not gonna last long in this industry, Commiss Drag Queen may of put that match back, but its only delaying the inevitable, you want to swim in a pool of your own blood at the hands of the Hellhounds, be careful what you wish for Dustin!

[Jonnie tosses the mic on the ground and makes to leave, then stops, and moves over to the all of the weapons left by the puppies that the hounds never got a chance to use, he grabs a piece of barbed wire, and out of no where clotheslines ring announcer Frank Salazar down to the ground with it. Jonnie then starts sawing at the face of Salazar with the wire while the Hounds pull another table out from under the ring and set it up. Jonnie then tosses Salazar into the ring and the Hellhounds take him out with a Stillborn Cradle.]

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[“Go to Sleep” by Eminem, DMX & Obie Trice hits as Stan Wilson walks out for a huge pop from the crowd.]

Joe Smith (filling in for Frank Salazar) : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AND IS SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL! COMING FIRST TO THE RING WEIGHING IN AT THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET AND TEN INCHES TALL!

[Stan walks down the ramp in front of an excited audience. Gets in the ring with the leg over the top rope.]

Jeremy Tucker: Well…

Joe Smith : THE ONLY EVER ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THE FIRST EVER IPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THAAAAA TAAAAAANK BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGG STAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN WILLLLLLLLLLLSSOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The house lights dim as ‘Unholy’ by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aussie-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[I'm suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I'm the infection and famine]]
[[That’s knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[That’s why you're feeling so…]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know I’m…]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]]

Jeremy Tucker: He is…

Joe Smith : AND THE CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPION!!! WEIGHING IN THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SEVEN FEET TALL! THE GOD OF WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton: We were going to talk about the match but this bloody Smith left us without material, doesn't know to pause for a breathe like Salazar does so we can comment?

[Mars stops at ringside, points to Stan and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: There is Mars threatening Stan like he threatens all his opponents.

Toby Navel: Its really scary though.

Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, sure, I would not like to be the man in the ring…

[CWA referee El Atlético checks both Stan and Mars and tells them the rules like if they didn’t know them already.]

Toby Navel: I feel this is going to be intense.

Andrew Fulton: Like Silvia Saint…

Toby Navel: Who is Silvia Saint?

Andrew Fulton: You mean you don't know her? What? Are you gay?

Jeremy Tucker: Yeah that’s bad Toby.

Toby Navel: Fuck you both.

Andrew Fulton: Pussy pussy puuuuussssyyyyyy.

Jeremy Tucker: C’mon Fulton. Stop bothering the kid already. It should be uncomfortable enough having to wear leather underwear.

Andrew Fulton: That’s the Jerry I like.

Toby Navel: I'm NOT GAY!!!!

Jeremy Tucker: To accept it is the first step Toby. I know you can do it, don't be so harsh with yourself.

Andrew Fulton: And Jerry is on fire!

Toby Navel: Then you should accept your wife fucks with Fulton when you go and play golf with your boring friends…

Jeremy Tucker: How do you know I play…

Andrew Fulton: MARS AND STAN LOCKED UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! A GALACTICAL CLASH OF MAMOOTHS!!! STAN SHOWS HIS TECHNICAL SUPERIORITY GETTING THE UPPER HAND WITH A HEADLOCK!!! MARS TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF OUT OF THE LOCK BUT HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

Toby Navel: You must be pretty nervous to do play-by-play Fulton.

Andrew Fulton: YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OR I’LL KILL YOU… because Stan has Mars in THA headlock~! And lifts his other hand up in the air to pump up all the great fans of Melbourne!

Jeremy Tucker: Great fans of Melbourne??? YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!

Andrew Fulton: Jerry, just remember a match is going on… and you're the #1 play-by-play guy in the world…

Jeremy Tucker: The best one…is nice to hear that from you… BET YOUR ASS WE’RE GOING TO HAVE WORDS AFTER THE SHOW ENDS!!!

Andrew Fulton: That’s all right… I'm up to talk whatever you want to talk…

Jeremy Tucker: No I'm not going to talk to you… MY COLT 45 WILL BE THE ONE DOING THE TALKING!

Andrew Fulton: … … …

Toby Navel: Nice meeting you Fulton. Well not so nice really… I won't miss you at all now that I think about it.

Andrew Fulton: You will be a worm or a Hunglestein in the next life for doing this to a loyal friend!

Toby Navel: Loyal and Friendly are the last two adjectives I would pair with you.

Jeremy Tucker: …Stan has pulled Mars down to the mat and El Atlético checks him carefully.

Toby Navel: I should note that even if Big Stan is known as The Tank, Mars is taller and heavier than him.

Jeremy Tucker: Stan is showing Mars the weight of experience he has in the ring though, dominating him with a strong headlock that made his face turn red.

Toby Navel: But I think Mars is going to show him why he is the CWA Statewide Champion…yes, Mars is going up and sends an elbow to Stan’s belly!

Andrew Fulton : You know Mars in no rookie don't you Jerry, the guy has been wrestling for years, all over the world.

Jeremy Tucker: And a second elbow, and the other! Mars gets out of the headlock, runs to the ropes and comes back with a shoulder thrust but Stan only takes a few steps back!!!

Toby Navel: Not even Mars was able to make Stan fall with a shoulder thrust!

Andrew Fulton: Like if that’s so important and incredible. You guys really overrate stupid things.

Jeremy Tucker: Mars runs to the ropes and comes back to try to take Stan down for a second time but Stan steps out of the way and pushes Mars over the top rope!!!

Toby Navel: A fall like that can be dangerous to such a big man like Mars.

[Stan slowly gets out of the ring over the top rope and goes to work on Mars.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stan is grabbing Mars by his hair but Mars fights back with punches to the stomach! Mars is lifting Stan!!!

Toby Navel: And drops him on the ring barrier!!!

Jeremy Tucker: Mars stretches his neck and walks to Stan. Stan is going to stand up but Mars stops him with vicious kicks. Mars is stabbing those boots on Stan’s back and ribs!

Toby Navel: Mars picks Stan up and smashes him against the ring post…no! Stan puts his hands in between and smashes Mars’ head instead, forcing him into the ring right after!

Andrew Fulton: Oh this has been a slow match. Maybe Nash will run-in in a few minutes…

Toby Navel: We have the two biggest most over wrestlers of the company inside the ring and you're not excited? The Statewide title is on the line and you're not excited? You're a fool.

Jeremy Tucker: Stan forces Mars up and chops his chest all the way to the corner! CHOPS! CHOPS!

Toby Navel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andrew Fulton: You don't realize how annoying that is?

Toby Navel: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jeremy Tucker: Stan sends Mars to the opposite corner and follows him with a back elbow to the jaw! Drop toe hold?

Toby Navel: Yeah a drop toe hold. Stan locks Mars’s arm…in a reverse armbar! You don't mess with The Tank!

Jeremy Tucker: Mars is too close to the ropes though, and quickly grabs the bottom rope! El Atlético orders Stan to release the arm of Mars.

Toby Navel: Mars stands up but is sent back to the corner with a throat thrust. Stan hits Mars with rights but Mars blocks, pulls him to the corner and starts sending rights and lefts.

Jeremy Tucker: Mars Irish whips Stan to the opposite corner but Stan reverses it and whips Mars! Mars hits the corner so hard that comes back walking and is nailed with a Big Boot!!!

Toby Navel: A big boot straight to the chest… Mars is down!!!



El Atlético: One…………………………………………… Two…………………………………………… Three (Mars with a shoulder up!)

Toby Navel: That was close JT!

Jeremy Tucker: Tell me you're not comparing me to JR…

Toby Navel: At least I'm not calling you Jerry “The King” Tucker, like Fulton does.

Jeremy Tucker: What’s worst? To be a yelling old fat ass BBQ sauce salesman that can't stop watching John Wayne movies or to be an old pervert left-by-his-wife king wannabe from Memphis?

Toby Navel: Well… you have a point. Stan is going to clothesline Mars but Mars ducks and short-arm clotheslines Stan!

[Mars grabs the top rope taking a second air. The people of Melbourne starts chanting to Mars “You suck! You suck! You suck!”]

Andrew Fulton: Envy, oh envy. Nobody in Australia can take that title from the hands of the god of war.

Jeremy Tucker: Whatever the reason is, these people don't like Mars. What a sadistic smile Mars has across his face.

Toby Navel : Stan has been totally dominating Mars in this one, but it looks like Mars has just turned it around.

Jeremy Tucker : He sure has turned it around, did you see that, Mars just sent Stan halfway around the ring with that choke toss!

Andrew Fulton : Mars is a force to be reckoned with here in Australia, week after week his opponents look past him, and end up on there backs!

Toby Navel : Stan getting back to his feet, and Mars runs at him, flattening Stan with a beautiful big boot!

[Mars begins walking around the ring, taunting the fans, then goes back to work on Stan, locking in a tight bear hug.]

Jeremy Tucker : This is an interesting move, Mars is a specialist at the bear hug, but i don't know how effective it will be on the Tank.

Toby Navel : Well, Stan doesn't look to be enjoying it to much, but he doesn't look like he is about to tap out either.

Jeremy Tucker : Stan is trying to fight of Mars, nailing him with a few big rights, trying to break the hold, but Mars is relentless, and then starts shaking Stan around like he was a cruiserweight.

Toby Navel : He is rag dolling him! Mars is rag dolling Stan!

[Mars then tosses Stan to the ropes, and runs and bounces of the other ropes, leveling Stan with a slingshot clothesline.]

Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable, Stan is at Mars' mercy here at the moment, and Mars lifts up Stan and drills him with a thunderous clothesline!

Toby Navel : Its all over, Mars just nailed Stan with the clothesline, and he drops for the cover.

El Atlético : 1 ......................... 2 ............................ (Stan kicks out)

Jeremy Tucker : Poor cover there by Mars, you cant cover Stan like that and expect to get the three count.

Toby Navel : Nope, you need to hook a leg, its basics.

Andrew Fulton : Mars doesn't look to perturbed does he? Look at the sadistic smile, you guys just don't get it yet do you? He doesn't care about winning and loosing, its all about hurting your opponent for that guy.

Toby Navel : Well that damn unprofessional if you ask me!

[Mars lifts Stan up and then drills him with a Heart Punch.]

Jeremy Tucker : Mars just having his way with Stan here now, this match sure has turned around, that Heart Punch was lethal!

[Mars nails Stan with a short arm clothesline, and then sends him crashing to the mat with a powerbomb.]

Andrew Fulton : Huge powerbomb there by Mars! Thats it, its all over now!

[Mars starts walking around the ring again, taunting the fans instead of covering Stan.]

Toby Navel: Mars turns around and is sent to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex! Stan was up and surprised him with the belly-to-belly! “The Tank” chants everywhere! THA TANK!!! THA TANK!!! THA TANK!!! THA…

Andrew Fulton: Close your fuckin’ mouth or I’ll eat your tongue!!!

Jeremy Tucker: That can be considered a sexual harassment. Actually I would testify on your behalf Toby.

Andrew Fulton: And how can your Colt 45 little threat be considered?

Jeremy Tucker: Oh I forgot you wouldn’t make it to the trial…

Toby Navel: You're dumber than I thought Fulton. Mars gets up with a little pain on his back and sends a right to Stan but the only ever ACW champion ducks and release full nelson slams Mars’ ass!

Jeremy Tucker: And the cover!

El Atlético: One……………………………………Two…………………………Th (Shoulder up!)

Andrew Fulton: Is it me or does Stan look frustrated? Is Stan punching the mat?

Toby Navel: Shut up Fulton.

Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Stan exchange lefts and rights in the center of the ring. Who the hell is coming from the crowd?

Andrew Fulton: Its Messiah!!!

Toby Navel: Oh shit this is going to turn nasty!

[CLANG!]

Toby Navel: MESSIAH GRABBED JOE SMITH BY THE HAIR AND THREW HIM TO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!

Jeremy Tucker: What the hell he is thinking?!?!? That was uncalled for! Thats two ring announcers in one night!

Toby Navel: But look in the ring! Mars sent a right to Stan but Stan blocked and grabbed Mars by the throat for the chokeslam!!!

[Messiah grabs the steel chair Smith was sitting on and slides inside the ring with it!!!]

Jeremy Tucker: Tremendous chair shot to the back of the head of Stan!!! El Atlético calls for the bell!!!

Toby Navel: Smith is out so he can't announce the result of the match but this is a DQ. I guess Stan wins but Mars retains the belt…

Jeremy Tucker: Forget about the result! Mars and Messiah are kicking Big Stan without mercy!

[The bells keeps dinging but they don't stop decimating Stan.]

Jeremy Tucker: El Atlético tries to stop them but Mars punches him in the heart!!! El Atlético is shaking on the mat like he is dying!

Toby Navel: Oh my God! Messiah nailed Stan’s head with other chair shot!

[Messiah drops the chair on the mat.]

Jeremy Tucker: There’s a lot of commotion in the audience… EMT’s, referees and two security guards rush in to stop the madness!!! Messiah is clotheslining them one by one out of the ring!

Toby Navel: One of the security guards gets in the ring and hits Messiah with a nightstick. Messiah looks at him and smiles!!! Kick to the gut and powerbomb out of the ring!!! MESSIAH POWERBOMBED A GUARD OUT OF THE RING!!!

Andrew Fulton: Ha ha! The other security guard was going to get in the ring but backed off after seeing his partner being thrown like trash out of the ring.

Jeremy Tucker: Oh no what Mars is doing! MARS NAILS THE APOCALYPSE ON STAN OVER THE STEEL CHAIR!!! BIG STAN IS BLEEDING!!! BIG STAN IS BLEEDING!!!

[Messiah sees Stan with a crimson face on the chair, face down, and laughs diabolically.]

Toby Navel: A paramedic slides in the ring and is choke-tossed by Mars!

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah is climbing to the top rope and this is not good for Stan. Somebody help!

[Messiah 450 Leg Drops the back of the head of Stan Wilson on the chair!!!]

Jeremy Tucker: SWEET JESUS THAT WAS BRUTAL!!!

Andrew Fulton: That’s ratings!

Toby Navel: Those two maniacs are finally leaving the ring!

[Messiah grabs the mic.]

Messiah : See you at Broken Hearts Stan, ohhh, and by the way, our match, seeing you lost last week, now "I" get to pick the stipulation, and im making it a Egyptian Tomb Match!

Thats right fucknuckle, we are getting an Egyptian Mummy cask brought out here, and the only way to win, is to throw the other guy in the Mummy's tomb!

[‘Unholy’ by KISS replays and Mars takes his title with him.]

Toby Navel: Stan will have revenge, I'm sure of that. Nobody messes with The Tank!

[We go to commercials as paramedics check on Stan.]

---------

Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, what a battle that last one was, Mars escapes with his Statewide title still intact again, and boy, did he and Messiah do a number on Stan, he is scheduled to be coming out here later for the lumberjack match, i wonder if he will make it.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, lets get on with it, take it away Frank!

Toby Navel : Frank? He's been taken to the hospital.

Andrew Fulton : Ring Announcers these days. They sure don't make em like they used to.

Joe Smith (looking a bit worse for wear himself) : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 6'4 & 250 LBS, THE CWA COMMISSIONER, KJ "DRACON" XANATHOS!!!

[The lights go out with the effect of a power problem in the Vodophone Arena as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the people of (city name); the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the “KJX” letters shows up in red.]



[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming “KJX, KJX, KJX” like obsessive fans. In the Aus-tron shots of KJ Xanathos winning Oscars, Grammies, Emmys and MTV Video Music Awards are shown right before Dracon’s silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracon’s eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the “ying” from the “yang”, emanating a red “energy” light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus-tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers.]

David Draiman’s voice: “Do you feel good?”

[Clips of Dragon winning cups and trophies in important martial arts tournaments are shown and in light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a mixed styles form with unique concentration. Now a close up to KJX’ face.]

David Draiman’s voice: “You should!”

[KJX is seen competing in some extreme sports like snowboarding, sky surfing, skateboarding, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing and bungee jumping. Dracon continues performing the martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful “katana”, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the “screen”.]

David Draiman’s voice: “Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh”

[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring).]

David Draiman’s voice: “Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!”

[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times.]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what’s left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me”

[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Aus-tron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracon’s matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship.]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me”

[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me”

[Dracon walks to the corner and stands up in the second rope looking at the fans and raising up his right hand. ]

Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!

Andrew Fulton : And after that entrance, i think we are due for another commercial break.

Joe Smith : AND HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM BAKERSFIELD CA, AND COMING IN AT 6' & 221 LBS, NICK CAIRO!!!

[“Edgecrusher” by Fear Factory hits and Nick makes his way down to the ring carrying a Singapore Cane. He steps into the ring, and he and Dracon get face to face trying to stare each other down.]

Jeremy Tucker : This doesn't look to promising for the team of Cairo and Dracon, how are they going to co exist as a team in this one?

Andrew Fulton : I really don't think Nick is too concerned with co existing with Dracon, he has stated his hatred for him for months now, and he also stated he would be more then happy to join up with both Piltdown and Tanner in a three way beat down on his "partner"

Joe Smith : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST

[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words

Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke

The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black.


"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.

[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]

(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)

Move along I work in stages]

(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")

[Where you at
It looks like cages]

(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)

[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]

(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")

[Up and down, but never out]

(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)

[Last one here is left to shout]

(An image appears on the screen)



(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype
(You’re just a stereotype)]

(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly flips off his opponent for the night)

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype
(You’re just a stereotype)]

(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans, and smiles as Brandon hands out autographed 8 x 10's of Adrian posing with the Australian Title.)

[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]

(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)

[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]

(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)

[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Don’t get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]

(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype
(You’re just a stereotype)]

(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype
(You’re just a stereotype)]

Joe Smith : Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...

[You’re just a stereo
You’re just a stereo
You’re just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]

(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)

Joe Smith : He is accompanied to the ring by Brandon Fernandez...

[You’re just a stereo
You’re just a stereo
You’re just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]

[[BOOM!]]

(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)

Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]

(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)

[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]

Joe Smith : The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The TRUE Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......

[You’re evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Let’s go!]

Joe Smith : ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype
(You’re just a stereotype)]

[You’re just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You’re just a stereotype]

[You’re just a stereotype....]

Andrew Fulton : Boy, Joe is really good at reading them que cards, where did we find him anyway?

Jeremy Tucker : Wouldn't have the foggiest.

Toby Navel : I believe he has actually been in training to take your place on the commentary team Andrew.

Andrew Fulton : Bullshit, i am irreplaceable around here.

Jeremy Tucker : Irreplaceable?

Andrew Fulton : Thats right, and in my duties as captain on the commentary team, i have never seen ...

Joe Smith : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM ATTBURY SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, THE RING SYNDICATE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, ACCOMPAINED BY CK PANIK, AND KILROY EVANS (HUGE CROWD POP), SAM PILTDOWN!!!!

["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam makes his way out to the ramp way, he has the Australian Heavyweight title over his shoulder, and pauses on the rampway, posing for the fans, who give him a nice response, CK Panic and Kilroy Evans then follow him out and all three of them make there way to the ring, the crowd going wild to see Kilroy Evans in Australia.]

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Kilroy Evans has graced Australia with his presence, what a privilege!

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, yeah, who cares, what gives with this damn rookie Smith, how dare he interrupt me, doesn't he know i am the Commentary Team Captain? I'll have him shipped to Germany to work interviewing them hacks up there if he don't watch it!

[Piltdown makes his way into the ring and walks straight past his partner Adrian Tanner Jr, and just nails Dracon with a huge right hand.]

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, Sam wasting no time getting this one under way, you know, he and the rest of K Division were not very happy with some of the comments made by our esteemed Commiss during the week, which is probably why Kilroy has made the trip down here especially for this match.

Toby Navel : Dracon is just making friends by the boat load down here in Aus lately, not!

[Dracon gets up to his feet quickly, and not to be outdone, Adrian Tanner charges at him and plants him with a spinning clothesline.]

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis calling for the bell, and Dracon gets up to his feet again, only to be nailed by another big right hand from Sam Piltdown.

Toby Navel : That one rocked Dracon, and he goes right towards Adrian, who hammers him with a double chop, right back to Sam.

Jeremy Tucker : Sam was waiting for that, and he plants Dracon with another big right hand, and Dracon falls towards Adrian again, who plants him with another double chop, tennis anyone?

Andrew Fulton : Tennis, bloody Sheila's game!

Toby Navel : Dracon reeling from that bevy of punches and chops, and he turns to look for Cairo to help him, only to see Nick turn his back on Dracon and make his way to they're corner.

Jeremy Tucker : Cairo showing no interest in helping his partner here, and Sam Piltdown capitalises with a nice drop kick while referee Nick Tsalazidis sends Adrian to his corner.

[Sam Piltdown lifts up Dracon in a pink fuzzy death (reverse bear hug finisher).]

Toby Navel : This could be the quickest match we have had here in Australia, lets see if the Commiss can withstand a bit of pain, if he still has it, or if he has been spending to much time back stage with the suits.

Jeremy Tucker : Sam holding onto the pink fuzzy death, and Dracon is in tremendous pain, it looks like he is going to ... No, Dracon hooks Piltdown's head with his legs, and sends him over with a headscissors, holding onto one of the legs for a cover.

Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 ................... (kick out by Piltdown)

Toby Navel : Close call there, Dracon nearly surprised us all with that one.

Jeremy Tucker : The Commiss was only one second away there from pinning the Australian champ.

[Both men back to there feet, and Dracon takes off, running into the ropes, bouncing off and nailing Piltdown with a flying twisting elbow.]

Toby Navel : Dracon bringing it now, he has withstood the early onslaught from both Tanner and Piltdown, and now is getting in some of his own.

Jeremy Tucker : And Dracon nips up to his feet, bringing the crowd into the match, who start a "KJX" chant!

Andrew Fulton : These fickle Aussie fans, you know Piltdown thinks that these are voice over chants for Dracon.

[Dracon runs into the ropes again, but Kilroy reaches in and grabs a foot, tripping Dracon over.]

Jeremy Tucker : Yep, Kilroy sure is here to make life difficult for Dracon, this odds are really a bit much, what does our roster have, a problem with authority?

Andrew Fulton : You bet they do, lucky for me, i have no authority over me, being the Captain of the Commentary Team and all.

[Jerry and Toby both roll there eyes as Sam tags in Adrian.]

Toby Navel : Adrian getting into the ring with style here, he springboards up onto the top rope, and then flies at Dracon with a Corksrew Plancha!

Jeremy Tucker : No! Dracon got the knee's up, and Tanner is in trouble now.

Toby Navel : Nice reflexes there from Dracon, and now he is making his way over to Cairo for a tag.

[Nick Cairo drops down from the apron.]

Jeremy Tucker : That no good rotten %^&*$!

Andrew Fulton : Jerry! Family show, remember?

Toby Navel : Dang that Cairo, he just short armed the Commiss, leaving him high and dry.

[Dracon smiles down at Cairo, then turns around to see Adrian just getting back to his feet after his bad landing, and Dracon charges him, nailing him with a spinning neckbreaker.]

Jeremy Tucker : Dracon sure not worried about the odds here in this one.

[Dracon then grabs Adrian and plants him with an inverted Russian Leg Sweep.]

Toby Navel : Shades of Jeff Jarrett there, and Dracon is on fire, he charges into the corner, and nails Piltdown with a vicious drop kick!

Andrew Fulton : Looks like Dracon caught Sam sleeping there.

[WHAM!]

Jeremy Tucker : Tanner quickly back on his feet, and he just caught Dracon with a spinning heel kick right to the back of the head.

Toby Navel : Yep, it was only a matter of time before the odds caught up with him.

[Tanner plants Dracon with a snap suplex, and then follows it up quickly with a springboard moonsault.]

Jeremy Tucker : Springboard Moonsault! Tanner with the cover.

Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 .................. (Dracon rolls the shoulder.)

[Tanner grabs Dracon, and goes for a powerbomb, but Dracon blocks it, and plants Tanners head into the mat with a Samarai driver.]

Toby Navel : Great counter there by the Commiss, and now Dracon drops for a cover.

Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 .................... (Kilroy reaches in the ring and pulls Dracon off of Tanner.)

Jeremy Tucker : Kilroy really is a thorn in the side of Dracon tonight, and Tsalazidis moves over to the ropes and begins having words with Kilroy.

Toby Navel : Sam Piltdown uses this advantage to bum rush the ring and level Dracon with a huge spinebuster slam!

Jeremy Tucker : This is just too much for any man, i cant believe that Dracon has been able to take it to them all for this long!

Toby Navel : Looks like Nick Cairo has finally had enough as well, and he runs into the ring, standing between Sam and Dracon.

[Crack!]

Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable! Nick Cairo just drilled his own partner Dracon with a back heel kick, right in the mush, and Dracon falls like a sack of spuds!

Toby Navel : I cant believe Cairo would just throw a match away like this, now he picks up Dracon, and ..

Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS!! Valhalla BURNING!! Cairo just nailed his own partner with the Valhalla burning!

Andrew Fulton : Beautiful, i love it, and look, Tsalazidis doesn't even know what is going on, he is still over there yacking with Kilroy.

[Sam looks to Cairo impressed, then says "watch this", and picks up Dracon and nails him with the F-Bomb.]

Toby Navel : Ohh my god! F -BOMB!! Sam Piltdown with the F Bomb on Dracon, he has to be dead?

[Adrian Tanner gets up clapping, applauding both men, then says, "my turn, check this out", and drills Dracon with the Revolver.]

Jeremy Tucker : REVOLVER, SWEET JESUS, DRACON HAS JUST TAKEN ALL THREE MENS FINISHING MOVES, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

Toby Navel : Dracon is essentially in there competing with three men, four if you include Kilroy, not to mention CK and Brandon, the lackeys.

Andrew Fulton : You would know about lackeys Toby.

Toby Navel : As i was saying, before our "Captain" interrupted me, this has been one hell of an effort by Dracon, but no one can compete against three men all on there own.

[CRACK!]

[Cranium Kick; Yakuza Kick to the back of the head of Adrian Tanner.]

Jeremy Tucker : Cairo just took Tanners head of with that Cranium kick, and he sent Adrian right into Sam Piltdown.

[Cairo then charges at Sam Piltdown, sending him right over the top rope with the roaring elbow.]

Toby Navel : Cairo cleaning house, he has stayed fresh while Dracon battled it out with both Sam and Adrian, and now is capatilizing.

[Kilroy and CK go to check on Sam, and referee Nick Tsalazidis turns around to see Cairo plant Tanner with the Valhalla Burning.]

Jeremy Tucker : Another Arm Trap Psycho Driver from Cairo, this one to Adrian, Cairo with the cover.

Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 ....................... 3!!!!

Toby Navel : Nick Cairo is back in town!

[Cairo grabs Tanner and tosses him through the ropes, landing right ontop of Sam Piltdown, then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.]

Jeremy Tucker : Nick Cairo has snapped!

Joe Smith : THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, NICK CAIRO AND DRACON XANATHOS!!!

[Cairo slides back into the ring with the chair, and starts nailing Dracon with the edge of the chair in his right leg, one, two, three times.]

Toby Navel : Nick Cairo is a mad man, he is trying to take out Dracon, just like Dracon did to his brother Shane, and before they meet at Broken Hearts!

[Cairo then hooks the chair around Dracons leg, and locks in a half crab, with Dracons leg caught in the chair. While Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner begin shoving each other on the outside]

Jeremy Tucker : Dracon with a look of agony on his face, and here comes security to break this up.

[Swarms of security rush both the inside and outside of the ring, as “Edgecrusher” by Fear Factory hits and we fade to a commercial.]



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Joe Smith (in the ring filling in for Frank Salazar) : Ladies and gentlemen are you ready?

[The crowd begins cheering wildly.]

Jeremy Tucker: The crowd wants this match in the worst way.

Toby Navel: They should for Australia's first lumberjack match.

Joe Smith : First introducing the lumberjacks for tonight's main event.

[The lights dim as the lumberjacks begin coming out from the back.]

Joe Smith : Ruthless L. Reeve.

[Hot to Death by Everlast hits the speakers as Ruthless L. Reeve runs through the curtains and charges the ring!]

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve looks to be in a very foul mood after that disappointing loss to Messiah earlier this evening.

Joe Smith : Messiah.

[Step up to me by Sevendust begins to play as Messiah makes his way to ringside.]

Andrew Fulton: Messiah looks pretty sure of himself.

Jeremy Tucker: If I was Messiah I don't think I'd be so smug.

Joe Smith: Stan 'The Tank' Wilson.

["Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice begins playing over the PA as Big Stan comes down the ramp.]

Toby Navel: I totally agree with you Jeremy, Messiah cost Big Stan the Statewide title. Stan showing a lot of intestinal fortitude to even make it out here, Mars and Messiah both did a number on him earlier tonight.

Andrew Fulton: Who are you kidding, Toby? Nobody is taking that title from Mars.

Joe Smith : Former Australian Heavyweight Champion, Adrian Tanner Jr.

[Stereotype By Powerman 5000 hits the speakers as Tanner makes his way ringside.]

Jeremy Tucker: Tanner can't be very happy with the outcome of his match, getting pinned by Cairo. I think he would definitely like to take out his frustrations on someone tonight.

Toby Navel: The first name that comes to mind is Sam Piltdown.

Andrew Fulton: Give it a rest; Tanner is just jealous that he's not in the same league as the champ.

Joe Smith : The Current Australian Statewide Champion, Mars.

[Unholy by KISS booms over the PA as Mars makes his way down.]

Jeremy Tucker: Look at that smug expression on Mars' face as he checks out the other Lumberjacks.

Andrew Fulton: You'd be smug too if you were the real main event in the fed.

Toby Navel: What have you been smoking, Fulton? Mars has used every dirty trick in the book to keep that title.

Andrew Fulton: I know, ain't he great.

Joe Smith : The current Australian Heavyweight Champion, Sam Piltdown.

[Cocaine And Toupees by Mindless Self Indulgence begins to play as the Champion comes down.]

Joe Smith : And finally led to ringside by Hardkore Jonnie Valentine, the Ring Syndicate World Tag Team Champions, Cerberus and Psycho, the Hellhounds.



Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the Puppies cheer for the 'Hounds.

Toby Navel: They're going wild.

Toby Navel: I still can't believe what those two did to Hero.

Jeremy Tucker: I don't think I will be able to sleep without having nightmares.

[On the outside. The Lumberjacks begin taking up their positions around the ring.]

Toby Navel: Well that's all the Lumberjacks for this match.

[On the outside. The Hellhounds and Jonnie V. move to the rampside of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: The ref is trying to split the Lumberjacks up to keep the situation under control.

[On the outside. The ref puts Mars and Reeve on the opposite side of the ring from the Hellhounds.]

Toby Navel: What was Soutter thinking when he picked these Lumberjacks.

[On the outside. The ref puts Tanner and Messiah on the left hand side.]

Jeremy Tucker: The ref is going to have his hands full with this match.

[On the outside. And Wilson and Piltdown on the right.]

Toby Navel: Now here come our two competitors.

Joe Smith : Now introducing from Detroit, Michigan at 6' 7'' tall and 265 lbs.

[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then and the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three-dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".]

Joe Smith : Dan 'the Punisher' Steiinnn.

[The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out towards the ring. Stein slowly raises his fist to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.]

# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human.

[Once in the ring, Stein points at the lumberjacks around the ring, then quickly raises both hands over his head.]

Andrew Fulton: Where's Domino?

Toby Navel: No she has to be here, she's so damn hot.

Fulton/Tucker: Wwhhhaaaattttt?

Toby Navel: Well, she is. Can't blame a guy for looking.

Jeremy Tucker: Speaking of that Stein didn't bring the 'Peacemaker' to the either.

Andrew Fulton: Look at that Stein is Jaw-jacking Mars.

Toby Navel: What does Stein think he's doing by antagonizing the Statewide champion?

[Mars just points at Stein and smiles.]

Andrew Fulton: The Lumberjacks don't matter Syberus is going to tear Stein apart.

Jeremy Tucker: I wouldn't be so sure about that with the way Syberus has been antagonizing some of the wrestlers that are out here.

Andrew Fulton: Shhh, here he comes.

Joe Smith : Introducing from San Jose, California at 6' even and 220 lbs.

[This Celluloid Dream by AFI starts to play, and the crowd gives a loud pop as the opening chords play out.]

Joe Smith : The former Ring Syndicate Cruiserweight Champion, Syberuusss.

[After a few moments, Syberus makes his was through the curtain and onto the stage, where he pauses for a second or two to look around at the crowd. He then quickly strides down the ramp and enters the ring.]

Andrew Fulton: Man, he is so awesome.

[Syberus visits all four turnbuckles, giving a raised index finger salute on each one. As his music dies down the referee begins to check his pads and boots.]

Joe Smith : This match is scheduled for one fall or TV time remaining, your referee is Jimmy Nor.

Andrew Fulton: Oh no, not him! He hasn't got a match right since he started in Australia.

[Ding, ding, ding.]

Jeremy Tucker: Quick forearm shot to Stein's head.

[On the outside. All the Lumberjack begin to spread out on their sides of the ring.]

Toby Navel: Several hard fists by Syberus.

[On the outside. Big Stan spots Messiah and starts trash talking.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus delivers a Standing Dropkick to the head of Stein.

[On the outside. Tanner moves past Reeve and Mars on his way over to Piltdown.]

Toby Navel: Stein is down.

[On the outside. Wilson begins moving past Jonnie and the Hellhounds.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus with the cover. One. Stein kicks out easily.

[On the outside. Reeve starts pounding on the mat screaming at Syberus.]

Toby Navel: Syberus should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[On the outside. Piltdown gets right in Tanner's face and starts trash talking.]

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is up on the ring yelling at Syberus.

[On the outside. Mars has moved over to the empty side of the ring.]

Andrew Fulton: What is that big oaf doing? The ref should send him to the back.

[On the outside. The Hellhounds move over to the announcer's table area.]

Jeremy Tucker: As Syberus moves toward Reeve, the Hellhounds pull Reeve to the floor.

[On the outside. Psycho and Cerberus start laying some hard shots on Reeve.]

Toby Navel: The Lumberjacks aren't supposed to be fighting each other.

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown have escalated from trash talking to a shoving match.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus turns and sees Stein moving in.

[On the outside. Wilson is yelling at Messiah for costing him the Statewide title.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus with a tackle on Stein.

[On the outside. Reeve forces the Hellhounds off and begins moving around the ring.]

Toby Navel: Stein back to his feet quickly.

[On the outside. Mars begins moving towards Jonnie V. who still is on the rampside of the ring.]

Toby Navel: Syberus off the ropes with a high knee.

[On the outside. Tanner throws a hard right that connects with Piltdown's jaw.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein goes down.

[On the outside. The Hellhounds see Mars moving towards Jonnie and start making their way back to that side of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus drags Stein to his feet.Wait!

[On the outside. Big Stan shoves Messiah back into the guardrail.]

Toby Navel: Stein was playing possum!

[On the outside. Piltdown throws a punch of his own.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a boot to Syberus's stomach.

[On the outside. Reeve moves back in front of the announcer's table.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a falling DDT.

[On the outside. Mars shoves Psycho and Cerberus out of his way as he moves towards Wilson and Messiah.]

Toby Navel: Syberus rolls out of the ring.

[On the outside. Jonnie motions the Hellhounds over to where his standing.]

Jeremy Tucker: That's a mistake on Syberus's part.

[On the outside. Mars leans back on the guardrail and smiles as Jonnie V. moves Psycho and Cerberus into position.]

Toby Navel: Listen to that crowd, their going wild.

[On the outside. Messiah gets up and spears Big Stan.]

Andrew Fulton: TURN AROUND SYBERUS, TURN AROUND!

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown are standing toe to toe trading punches.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus turns and comes face to face with Psycho and Cerberus.

[On the outside. Reeve is pointing across the ring laughing at Syberus.]

Andrew Fulton: NO!!!

[On the outside. Mars is telling Jonnie V. to get the Hellhounds to do their job.]

Toby Navel: Syberus has his hands up trying to wave the Hellhounds off.

[On the outside. Messiah is trying to drag Big Stan to his feet.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus is trying to get back into the ring.

[On the outside. The ref is yelling at Tanner and Piltdown to break it up.]

Toby Navel: Stein comes over and lands a hard right to Syberus's head knocking him back into the Hellhounds.

[On the outside. Wilson pulls Messiah in to the steps.]

Jeremy Tucker: Psycho and Cerberus begin laying in some hard shot on Syberus.

[On the outside. Reeve moves around the ring to see if he can get in on Syberus's beating.]

Toby Navel: The ref comes over and tells the Hellhounds to get Syberus back in the ring.

[On the outside. As soon as the ref moves away Tanner and Piltdown start brawling again.]

Andrew Fulton: I can't believe the Hellhounds did that to my guy.

[On the outside. Mars still is leaning against the guardrail.]

Jeremy Tucker: The Hounds toss Syberus back into the ring.

[On the outside. Jonnie V. sees Reeve coming over and yells to the 'Hounds.]

Toby Navel: Uh oh, I don't think the Hellhounds have had enough.

[On the outside. Reeve is trying to fight off both Hellhounds without much success.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus has moved to a neutral corner, while Stein is distracted by the outside action.

[On the outside. Mars out of nowhere levels Psycho with a Big Boot.]

Andrew Fulton: Get him now while he's not looking!

[On the outside. Another referee starts making his way down to ringside to try and control the Lumberjacks.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus charges and plant a shoulder in the middle of Stein's back sending him to the outside.

[On the outside. Mars and Reeve are going at it with the Hellhounds as the second ref arrives.]

Toby Navel: This might be trouble for Stein, he just landing between Messiah and Wilson.

[On the outside. The outside ref has forced The Hellhounds over to the right side of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: The way those two have been going after each other I don't think their going to be to happy about getting their fight broke up.

[On the outside. The outside ref is trying to break Tanner and Piltdown up.]

Toby Navel: Wilson has Stein by the throat.

[On the outside. Messiah gets back to his feet shaking out the cobwebs.]

Andrew Fulton: Do it Stan, DO IT!

[On the outside. Reeve is up on the ring bad mouthing Syberus. (Reeve: What's the matter Peanut, can't take the heat.)]

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah crashes into Wilson and Stein with huge Spear sending all three men to the floor.

[On the outside. The outside ref finally succeeds in getting Tanner and Piltdown apart.]

Toby Navel: Uh oh, here comes Mars.

[On the outside. Reeve is yelling for Syberus to come get him.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars picks Stein up by the Throat.

[On the outside. Jimmy Nor is trying to get Reeve off the apron.]

Andrew Fulton: Yeah, get him Mars!

[On the outside. Tanner has moved to the ramp side edge of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: If Mars connects with this, it's all over for Stein.

[On the outside. Reeve jumps off the Apron and comes face to face with Tanner.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars lifts Stein off his feet.

[On the outside. The second ref has moved over to separate Big Stan and Messiah.]

Toby Navel: It's over.

[On the outside. Reeve and Tanner begin exchanging some heated words.]

Jeremy Tucker: No, Mars just tossed Stein back in the ring.

[On the outside. Mars begins brawling with Wilson and Messiah.]

Andrew Fulton: What happened, Mars had him?

[On the outside. The trio of Mars, Big Stan and Messiah just trampled the second ref.]

Jeremy Tucker: I don't have a clue, there's no love lost between those two.

[On the outside. Jonnie V. and Piltdown are having some kind of discussion with the 'Puppies'.]

Toby Navel: Syberus lays a couple of hard boots to a prone Stein.

[On the outside. The 'Puppies have just handed Piltdown and Jonnie V. a couple of beers.]

Andrew Fulton: Yeah, kick him when he's down!

[On the outside. Piltdown begins moving towards Tanner.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein is up to one knee.

[On the outside. Reeve shoves Tanner back, and as Tanner turns he comes face to face with Piltdown.

Toby Navel: Stein with a rising shoulder block forces Syberus back.

[On the outside. Piltdown tosses his beer into Tanner's face.]

Jeremy Tucker: Both men are on their feet.

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown begin punching away at each other.]

Jeremy Tucker: Look at that!

[On the outside. Piltdown whips Tanner over the guardrail.]

Toby Navel: What?

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown have taken their brawl in to the ringside seats.]

Andrew Fulton: They're heading for the puppies!

[On the outside. Security is doing everything they can to move the fans back as Tanner and Piltdown continue to brawl.]

Jeremy Tucker: The ref has lost control of the Lumberjacks. Tanner and Piltdown are headed out through the fans.

[On the outside. The second ref is trying to shake out the cobwebs as Mars moves over to check on him.]

Toby Navel: Stein with an Armwrench takedown.

[On the outside. The fans start tossing beer cups and popcorn bags at Tanner and Piltdown as they move towards the exit.]

Jeremy Tucker: This is a good plan by the 'Punisher', keep Syberus down and don't let him use his speed.

[On the outside. Referee James Nor is on the outside trying to break up Wilson and Messiah.]

Andrew Fulton: What's that idiot doing? He should have his ass in the ring stopping Stein from cheating.

[On the outside. Reeve pounds away on the apron yelling at Syberus. (Reeve: Tap out Peanut, tap out!)]

Toby Navel: Stein cheating? What are you talking about Fulton?

[On the outside. Tanner sends Piltdown crashing into the steel entry doors.]

Andrew Fulton: Well Stein must be cheating, just look at how my man is writhing in pain.

[On the outside. The ref having no luck breaking up the Lumberjacks rolls back into the ring.]

Tucker/Navel: Shut up, Fulton!

[On the outside. The Hellhounds start walking towards Reeve.]

Andrew Fulton: What?

[On the outside. Piltdown grabs a sundae from a little kid and smashes it into Tanner's face.]

Toby Navel: Stein breaks the hold and lays a couple of boots to Syberus.

[On the outside. Messiah is digging under the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein begins pulling Syberus up.

[On the outside. Cerberus taps Reeve on the shoulder to get him to turn around.]

Toby Navel: Wow, great short tackle by Syberus.

[On the outside. Tanner is trying to wipe the ice cream out as Piltdown levels him with a clothesline.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus is on top of Stein, flailing away with lefts and rights.

[On the outside. Reeve turns and blocks a right from Cerberus and then punches him in the face.]

Toby Navel: Look at the way Stein just tossed Syberus off.

[On the outside. Cerberus staggers backwards holding his nose as Psycho charges Reeve.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein definitely has the strength advantage in this match.

[On the outside. Reeve sidesteps Psycho sending him crashing into Mars.]

Andrew Fulton: Syberus is just letting Stein think that, just you wait.

[On the outside. Reeve levels Valentine with a clothesline as he was talking to the puppies.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein back to his feet.

[On the outside. Tanner tosses Piltdown over the counter at the concession booth sending food flying everywhere.]

Toby Navel: Syberus back to his feet.

[On the outside. Mars and Psycho trade lefts and rights.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a boot to the midsection.

[On the outside. Messiah clocks Big Stan with a trash can lid he found under the ring.]

Toby Navel: Stein tries to follow up with a fist drop.

[On the outside. Tanner jumps over the counter and shoves Piltdown under the Nacho cheese dispenser.]

Andrew Fulton: Yeah, Stein missed.

[On the outside. Reeve chops away at Cerberus while Jonnie V. gets back to his feet.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus back to his feet as Stein shakes out his hand.

[On the outside. Messiah nails Big Stan with a charging Axhandle.]

Toby Navel: Syberus with a.

[On the outside. Piltdown scrapes the cheese out of his eyes just in time to avoid Tanner and plate of nacho chips.]

Andrew Fulton: Spinebuster!!!

[On the outside. Reeve slams Cerberus back first into the ring apron.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus with the cover. One. Two.

[On the outside. Big Stan climbs to his feet as Messiah turns around.]

Toby Navel: Stein kicks outs.

[On the outside. Piltdown rolls over the counter and heads for the merchandise booth.]

Andrew Fulton: Slow Count! Slow Count!

[On the outside. the second ref pushes Reeve back as Jonnie V. checks on the Hellhounds.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein back to his feet.

[On the outside. Big Stan picks Messiah up and Side Suplexes him to the mat.]

Toby Navel: Syberus goes for a forearm shot off the ropes.

[On the outside. Tanner following close behind.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein ducks and counters with a clothesline.

[On the outside. Psycho nails Reeve from behind with a running Axhandle.]

Toby Navel: Syberus is down.

[On the outside. The second ref starts pushing Wilson back.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a cover. One. Two.

[On the outside. Piltdown begins smacking Tanner in the head with an inflatable 'Punisher' hammer.]

Toby Navel: Reversal by Syberus. One. Two.

[On the outside. Reeve crashes into the guardrail as Cerberus grabs a meat tenderizer from the 'Puppies'.]

Jeremy Tucker: Kickout by Stein.

[On the outside. Mars walks over and drags Messiah up by his hair.]

Toby Navel: Both men back to their feet.

[On the outside. Tanner writhes in pain from the cheap plastic smacking his back.]

Tucker/Navel: Aarrrgggghhhhh!!!

[On the outside. Reeve moves out of the way as Cerberus starts swinging.]

Andrew Fulton: Yes! Yes! Yes!

[On the outside. Jimmy Nor admonishes Mars.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus with a low blow.

[On the outside. Tanner smashes Piltdown in the head with a 'Paul Soutter' bobble-head doll.]

Toby Navel: Stein goes down in a heap.

[On the outside. Reeve blocks Cerberus's next swing and starts in with a series of heavy body blows.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus drops a fist to the top of Stein's head.

[On the outside. Mars releases Messiah with a shove towards Big Stan.]

Toby Navel: Stein back to his feet.

[On the outside. Piltdown breaks a 'Nick Cairo' shot glass on Tanner's head.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a knee breaker to Syberus.

[On the outside. Reeve drops Cerberus with a Sidewalk Slam.]

Toby Navel: The fans are chanting for Stein.

[On the outside. Big Stan gets knocked on the ground as Messiah crashes into him.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus is back to his feet.

[On the outside. Both Tanner and Piltdown are down in the concourse bleeding from the head.]

Toby Navel: Stein sends Syberus back down with a short-arm clothesline.

[On the outside. Psycho moves towards Reeve as he gets back up.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus rolls to the outside.

[On the outside. Messiah drops onto Big Stan connecting with a knee.

Toby Navel: Mars has got Syberus set for a Chokeslam.

[On the outside. Both Tanner and Piltdown get to their feet and begin staggering down the concourse.]

Andrew Fulton: No! No! No!

[On the outside. Psycho smashes Reeve in the head with a beer bottle.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars just tossed Syberus back into the ring.

[On the outside. Big Stan gets back to his feet and Headbutts Messiah.

Toby Navel: What's going on, that's twice now? Mars could have finished either one of those guys off. I don't understand.

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown head for the locker room area dragging each other by the hair.]

Jeremy Tucker: Neither do I Toby, but just look at the grin on Mars' face.

[On the outside. Cerberus holds Reeve's legs as Psycho comes off the apron with an Elbowdrop.]

Andrew Fulton: That's creepy.

[On the outside. Messiah catches Big Stan with an Elbowsmash to the face.

Tucker/Navel: You said it.

[On the outside. Tanner sends Piltdown flying into a row of lockers.]

Jeremy Tucker: Now back to the action.

[On the outside. Jonnie V. congratulates the Hellhounds as Reeve slowly gets to his feet.]

Toby Navel: Syberus dropkicks Stein back into the ropes.

[On the outside. Wilson staggers back into the guardrail.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus catches Stein coming off the ropes.

[On the outside. Piltdown is back up and spears Tanner into the opposite row of lockers.]

Andrew Fulton: Dragon Sleeper!

[On the outside. Reeve spears Jonnie V. as he's talking to the 'Hounds.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein is trying to shake Syberus off.

[On the outside. Big Stan connects with another Headbutt.

Toby Navel: Stein falls backward driving Syberus into the turnbuckles.

[On the outside. Tanner drags Piltdown up by the hair and heads for the showers.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein is trying to shake out the cobwebs as Syberus climbs the turnbuckles.

[On the outside. Reeve lays in with several hard shots on Jonnie V.]

Toby Navel: Missile Dropkick by Syberus.

[On the outside. Messiah falls backwards holding his nose.]

Andrew Fulton: That-a-way, Syberus!

[On the outside. Piltdown shoves Tanner off.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus showboating to the fans.

[On the outside. Cerberus grabs Reeve by the hair and pulls him off of Jonnie V. as Psycho moves in.]

Toby Navel: The fans start chanting 'You Suck'.

[On the outside. Big Stan walks over and starts dragging Messiah over to the Announcer's tables.]

Andrew Fulton: Don't waste time, pin him.

[On the outside. Tanner crashes into the wall under one of the showers.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus with the cover. One. Two.

[On the outside. Reeve kicks Psycho in the crotch causing him to slump to the floor.]

Toby Navel: Strong kickout by Stein.

[On the outside. Messiah shoves Wilson into the ring post.]

Jeremy Tucker both men back to a vertical base.

[On the outside. Piltdown runs in and turns the shower on Tanner.]

Andrew Fulton: What?

[On the outside. Psycho slumping to the floor distracts Cerberus long enough for Reeve to get to his feet and grab Cerberus by the throat.]

Toby Navel: They lock-up.

[On the outside. Messiah starts laying the boots to a prone Wilson.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with a Headlock.

[On the outside. Tanner gets to his feet spitting and coughing and charges Piltdown.]

Toby Navel: Syberus tries to shove Stein off.

[On the outside. Just before Reeve can Chokeslam Cerberus, Jonnie V. sprays him in the face with peeper spray.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein hangs on.

[On the outside. The second ref forces Messiah back as Big Stan gets up.]

Toby Navel: Stein slams Syberus down and hangs on to the Headlock.

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown crash into the towel rack.]

Jeremy Tucker: The ref is checking the hold.

[On the outside. Psycho holds Reeve's arms behind him as Cerberus smashes him in the head with a fluorescent light bulb.

Toby Navel: A rake to the eyes, Syberus is free.

[On the outside. Mars grabs the second ref and Chokeslams him onto the ring steps.]

Jeremy Tucker: Both men back up.

[On the outside. Piltdown starts choking the life out of Tanner with a towel.]

Toby Navel: Syberus with a Dropkick.

[On the outside. The Commissioner limps down to ringside with the EMTs in tow.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein goes down.

[On the outside. The EMTs begin checking on the second ref as Xanathos gets in Mars' face.]

Toby Navel: Syberus begins laying the boots to him.

[On the outside. Tanner grabs a loose bottle of shampoo and sprays it into Piltdown's face.]

Andrew Fulton: All right, stomp a mud hole in him.

[On the outside. Xanathos points up the ramp as he screams at Mars.]

Toby Navel: Excuse me, Dusty?

[On the outside. The fans start yelling for the 'Apocalypse' but Mars just begins walking backward up the ramp smiling at the situation going on at ringside, before turning around and laughing as he walks to the back.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein rolls out and gets back to his feet.

[On the outside. Piltdown staggers into the showers trying to wash out his eyes as Tanner tries to catch his breath.]

Toby Navel: Bodyslam by Stein.

[On the outside. Mars sees Domino backstage and begins walking towards her.]

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is up on the apron.

[On the outside. Xanathos follows the EMTs and the stretcher up the ramp.]

Toby Navel: Stein picks Syberus up and whips him into ropes.

[On the outside. Tanner staggers out of the locker room and down the hall to the parking lot.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus goes down as Reeve flies back into the safety barrier.

[On the outside. Reeve has finally lost the numbers game to the Hellhounds and falls to the ground.

Andrew Fulton: Get up! Get up!

[On the outside. Messiah cracks the Timekeeper's chair across Wilson's back.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein drags Syberus to his feet and whips him to the far side ropes.

[On the outside. Piltdown wobbles out of the shower rubbing his eyes looking for Tanner.]

Toby Navel: Stein with a Clothesline.

[On the outside. Psycho holds Reeve down as Cerberus wraps the folding chair around Reeve's left arm. Jonnie V. Climbs up on the ring apron and jumps down onto the chair.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus ducks.

[On the outside. Big Stan grabs Messiah's head and drives it into the ring apron.]

Andrew Fulton: Lou Thez Press.

[On the outside. Piltdown comes out of the locker room and grabs a stagehand to find out which way Tanner went.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus punches away on Stein's head.

[On the outside. Reeve writhes in pain, his arm still trapped in the chair, as Psycho and Cerberus kick him.]

Toby Navel: The ref warns Syberus.

[On the outside. Wilson and Messiah stagger back to their feet and start trading punches.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein grabs Syberus's fist and flips him off.

[On the outside. The stagehand points towards the parking area, Piltdown staggers that way as fast as he can.]

Toby Navel: Stein back to his feet.

[On the outside. Xanathos comes running back out with a new crew of EMTs.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus back to his feet.

[On the outside. Big Stan and Messiah slug it out in front of the Announcer's tables with Wilson getting the better of Messiah.

Toby Navel: Quick clothesline by Stein.

[On the outside. Tanner smashes Piltdown in the head with a trashcan lid when he walks into the garage.]

Jeremy Tucker: Legdrop by Stein.

[On the outside. Xanathos is ordering Jonnie V. and the Hellhounds to leave the ringside area.]

Andrew Fulton: Get up!

[On the outside. Big Stan has Messiah up in a Vertical Suplex right next to the Aboriginal Announcer's table.]

Toby Navel: Stein drags Syberus up.

[On the outside. Piltdown and Tanner keep slugging it out all through the garage. Both men are on the verge of collapsing.]

Jeremy Tucker: Hammer of Justice.

[On the outside. EMTs are checking on Reeve as Jonnie V. leads the Hellhounds up the ramp, laughing all the way.]

Toby Navel: It's over.

[On the outside. Wilson and Messiah are both laying in the wreckage of the Aboriginal Announcer's table.]

Andrew Fulton: NNOOO!!!

[On the outside. Tanner and Piltdown are both down in a heap in front of the Commissioner's car.]

Jeremy Tucker: Stein with the cover. One. Two. Three.

Joe Smith : Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match.

Andrew Fulton: No! No! No!

Joe Smith : Dan 'the Punisher' Stein.

[More human than human by White Zombie starts playing.]

Toby Navel: Here comes Domino.

Andrew Fulton: Where? Where?

Jeremy Tucker: And she has the 'Peacemaker'.

Toby Navel: On No, Jonnie V. and the Hellhounds have just seen her.

Jeremy Tucker (under his breath talking to production): What do you mean we're out of time!

Andrew Fulton: What? Out of time! It's just about to get interesting!

Toby Navel: NNOOO!!!

Jeremy Tucker: That's it we're out of time, see you next week at Broken Hearts.

-Fade to black-