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[The scene opens up to show a jam packed Dandenong Basketball Stadium. Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5 hits and the crowd is going wild, jumping up and down and waving their signs to the crowd. some of which read : "I love Cobryn", "Age of War", "Network 10 fears Mars", "I lost my cell phone number, can I have Domino's?", "Soutter 3:16 says I just put another buffet out of business!", "Dracon's in my AA group!", "CWA - Can't Win, Adrian!", "Messiah owns Stan", "Collectively gone?", and there is a sign with an arrow pointing downwards reading "cobryn's mystery opponent"
The 'tron lights up and shows the build up to the ppv. We see shots of Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner Jr beating the hell out of each other, a close up shot of Nick Cairo and Dracon face to face. There is a some footage of Stan and Messiah battling each other, some footage of the Hellhounds and Mars and Stein, there is a shot of Cobryn with a smug look on his face and a question mark on the other side of the 'tron, and then a final shot of Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner with the Australian Heavyweight Championship in between them.]
Jeremy Tucker : WELCOME TO BROKEN HEARTS!!!
Toby Navel : Wow, what a night we got in store for you fans tonight. Stan and Messiah, The Hellhounds going up against Mars and The Punisher, our commissioner hooking up with his Nemesis Nick Cairo, a mystery opponent for our World Champion Cobryn, and Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner Jr going at it one last time for the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : I can't wait to see who is Cobryn's mystery opponent, i have had all my spies out all week, and no one has heard anything.
Andrew Fulton : Jerry, you didn't need to go to all that trouble, all you had to do was ask Moi, and i would of been more then happy to tell you.
Toby Navel : You don't know who it is Fulton, i wish you would stop these charades all the time, pretending you know everything that is going on.
Andrew Fulton : I am the Commentary Team Captain, thus, they tell me all these things.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah right, well then if you know who it is, then why don't you tell us then?
Andrew Fulton : You have had all week to ask me Jerry, and "NOW" you want to come to me? What am i, the fat girl who suddenly looks good for a roll in the hay ten minutes before the club is closing?
Toby Navel : See, i told you he doesn't know Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets get this show started, and what better then with some tag team action.
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Jeremy Tucker: And here we go fans, what better way to kickstart the show then with one of the two most extreme matches of the night! Or at least most expected to be.
Toby Navel: If The Hellhounds are in a match, it is definitely expected to be extreme
Andrew Fulton: Extreme you sound like teenager pricks from the Hardy Boys fan club. The word is H-A-R-D-K-O-R-E with a K mother-fuckers!
Jeremy Tucker: Don't start with your Purgatory Puppies esquizophrenia
Toby Navel: The Hardys have a fan club?
Jeremy Tucker: You shouldnt have asked.
Andrew Fulton: I Don't know Navel. You tell me asshole.
[The Dandenong Basketball Stadium goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then The Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop with a three-dimensional skull rotating, and the graphic "Dan Stein".]
Frank Salazar: THIS A NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! COMING FIRST TO THE RING
[The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.]
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
# A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
# I am the Crawling dead
# A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
# More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points at the official referee of this match, El Atlético, and quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd.]
Frank Salazar: FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN! WEIGHTING TWO HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET SEVEN INCHES TALL! THE PUNISHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR DAN STEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Where in the hell is Domino?!?!? This is bullshit! I want my money back!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The dark side of Navel showing up!
Andrew Fulton: The dark side of a kid who jerks off in the name of Chyna!
Toby Navel: You two can suck my
[The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.]
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aus-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness, with the CWA Statewide Championship belt resting over his right shoulder.
[[I'm suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I'm the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why you're feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars walks up the ring steps and gets into the ring with the leg over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Stein have managed to leave their differences back in the trunk, and thats the smart way to go.
Frank Salazar: AND HIS PARTNER! WEIGHTING THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SEVEN FEET TALL!!! VERY TALL!!!
Andrew Fulton: Mars and Stein can hook up as girlfriends and even make a porn movie together if they want to, but the Hellhounds will pulverize, decimate and annihilate them in a second!!!
Frank Salazar: THE CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPIOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEE GOD OF WAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! MAAAARRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Yeah right.
Andrew Fulton: What do you know about wrestling?
Toby Navel: I know Lesnar IS NEXT~!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh give me a break.
Andrew Fulton: I thought so.
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson hits, creating a commotion from the people of Melbourne.]
Jeremy Tucker: Here they come
Frank Salazar: AND THE OPPONENTS! HAILING FROM THE LAND OF ravish AND HONEY!!!
Andrew Fulton: The ones everybody has been waiting for!
Frank Salazar: WITH A COMBINED WEIGHT OF SIX HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS!!!
Toby Navel: I Don't know about you but Ive been waiting to see Domino. This PPV will be worst than NO WAY OUT if we Don't show Domino
Frank Salazar: THE CWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS FOR GODS SAKE!!!
Andrew Fulton: Salazar has been acting weird lately huh?
Jeremy Tucker: So you see wrestling because of the women? Thats pathetic.
Toby Navel: Don't tell me you didnt want to see Torrie and Sable showing something when they walked out at the WWE event
Jeremy Tucker: Stop advertising or youll lose your job.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, shut your mouth or youll lose your $5.15 per hour job. What a threat
Toby Navel: They should pay us more
Frank Salazar: ACCOMPAINED BY HAAAAAAARDKOOOOOOOORE JONNIE VAAAAAAALEENNNNTINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: I remember the IWA days with big ass paychecks damn.
[The Hellhounds come out lead with chain dog collars by Hardkore Jonnie Valentine. A group of fans dressed from Hot Topic push their way into the front row. We can see they are taking objects from their long leather jackets.]
Frank Salazar: THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLHOUUUUUUUUUUUNDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the fault of wrestlers like Cobryn and Big Stan that demand big contracts and with the new signing it will be much, much worse.
Toby Navel : Whos the new signing?!?! A big name???
Andrew Fulton : I told you already that im not telling you guys yet.
[Jonnie waits with the Hellhounds in the top of the ramp, barely being able to hold them back. Mars gets close to the ropes and points at Jonnie, doing a throat slash gesture right after.]
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie is laughing at Mars. I Don't think he took Mars threat too seriously.
Andrew Fulton: Of course not! If Jonnie doesn't fear the Hellhounds he can't fear anything at all!
Toby Navel: Well Mars is pretty scary
Andrew Fulton: Did you say Mars is pretty?
Toby Navel: No I said pretty scary
Andrew Fulton: Ohhhhhh Mars is pretty for you. Ladies and germs, Toby Navel is coming out of the closet~!
[Jeremy Tucker chuckles.]
Toby Navel: I'm not the one who has a collection of she-male porn movies!!!
Andrew Fulton: How the hell do you Don't FUCK WITH THAT NAVEL!
Toby Navel: You started first!
Jeremy Tucker: That was too harsh Navel. You Don't know how to make a joke. He was just kidding .
[Jonnie lets the Hellhounds free!]
Toby Navel: But he can say? Oh fuck.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds are running to the ring!
Andrew Fulton: Jerry, we can see that.
[Psycho and Cerberus slide into the ring and start brawling with Mars and Stein; back and forth, left and right, right and left, up and down wait, not up and down. El Atlético orders to start the match.]
Toby Navel: Mars lifted Psycho up and slammed his back against the corner, and now is connecting with some elbows to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein doesn't have the same luck of Mars and is taking a beating from the three hundred sixty-five, six feet and seven inches monster known as Cerberus. Cerberus is laying the boots on the Punisher
Andrew Fulton: Cerberus is punishing the Punisher?!?!
Toby Navel: That was the dumbass remark of the night. Thanks Fulton.
[Mars sends some knees to Psychos gut making Psycho go down in the corner. Mars and Cerberus look at each other, realising they are the only two standing in the ring, not counting the fucking ref ok?]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Cerberus run at each other and meet in the center with clotheslines! Both men are down!
[Mars and Cerberus roll out of the ring as Stein and Psycho get up to their feet.]
Toby Navel: Psycho runs and clotheslines Stein ducks the clothesline from Psycho and wraps his arms around Psychos waist
Jeremy Tucker: But Psycho takes Stein off his back with three elbows! Psycho Irish whips Stein to the ropes but Stein reverses it and whips Psycho instead Psycho comes back and is met with a belly-to-belly suplex!
Toby Navel: Cerberus gets in the ring and clotheslines the back of the head of Stein! El Atlético orders Cerberus to back off to his corner.
[Stein is on his knees and starts to stand up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Soccer kick by Psycho!!! Mars gets upset and tries to enter the ring but is stopped by El Atlético.
Toby Navel: Cerberus gets in the ring while the ref is distracted with Mars!!! Mars is trying to tell him but the dumb ref is too busy arguing with him!!!
Andrew Fulton: El Atlético is doing a great work. Keeping the match clean you know?
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus piledrives Psychos head on Steins stomach!!! Stein can't breathe!
[Mars is back on his corner and El Atlético notices Cerberus walking to his corner.]
Toby Navel: Whoa. Now is the ref asking Cerberus what he was doing inside the ring meh. Like if Cerberus could talk
Jeremy Tucker: Forget about the ref, Psycho is climbing up to the top rope!
Toby Navel: And Stein is still down trying to breathe! This doesn't look good for The Punisher!
[Psycho jumps with a superfly headbutt off the top rope!]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein moves just in time!!! Psycho lands hard on the empty canvas!!!
Toby Navel: No water in the pool!!! Stein is crawling to his corner! He is going to make the tag!!!
[Mars extends his arm to make the tag, but Jonnie Valentine swings a heavy chain to the back of his knees and Mars falls from the corner, smashing himself on the apron on the way down!]
Jeremy Tucker: Damn Jonnie V! When is he going to stop getting his nose in the Hellhounds matches?
Andrew Fulton: [Singing Rob Zombies song] Never Gonna Stop Yeah! Never Gonna Stop!
Toby Navel: Stein is looking for the tag but Mars is not there
Andrew Fulton: Mars neglected the tag from Stein?!?!?! What a traitor!
Jeremy Tucker: What the fuck are you talking about Fulton?
Andrew Fulton: What? Can't you see it?
Jeremy Tucker: What I see is that you're full of shit. I think El Atlético saw Jonnies interference and is arguing with him. El Atlético is ordering Jonnie to go to the back!!!
Andrew Fulton: Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!!
Toby Navel: Jonnie Valentine is refusing to go to the back look! Cerberus is standing in the back of El Atlético!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie Valentine pulls out the finger to the ref and Cerberus forearm smashes his back! El Atlético falls badly out of the ring!!! Cerberus knocked the ref out of the ring!
Andrew Fulton: It was a mistake
Jeremy Tucker:
Toby Navel: The Purgatory Puppies are making noise! This is going to turn nasty!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is up with an evil laugh and attacks Valentine!!! What is he doing?!?!?
Toby Navel: Mars is biting Jonnies nose!!! Oh my God!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Sweet Jesus!!! Thats as brutal as it gets!!!
Andrew Fulton: Get that Mike Tyson wannabe off of Valentine!!!
[Cerberus gets out of the ring and pulls Mars by the hair, ramming his back on the steel ring steps!]
Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus moves towards one of the puppies in the crowd who is holding out a fry pan for him, but is distracted by a fan who has jus....
Toby Navel : THATS DOMINO!
Andrew Fulton : I believe your right Toby, and hmmmm... would you look at that, she just flashed Cerberus distracting him.
Jeremy Tucker : I hope that girl knows what she is getting herself into, Cerberus would like nothing better then to lock her in a room for a night with his egg beater and ...
Toby Navel : All right Jerry, we get the picture, do you have to talk about her in such a way?
[Stein comes up behind Cerberus and nails him with a Reverse Neckbreaker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Twilight Hammer! Stein with the Twilight Hammer to Cerberus!
[Stein high fives Domino and then she passes him a small fire extinguisher out of a bag she is holding, and Stein sprays Cerberus with it.]
Toby Navel : Stein getting back on the offence here, but look out, Psycho is up on the top rope lining him up!
[Psycho launches and nails an unsuspecting Stein with a Psychosault off the top to the outside.]
Andrew Fulton : YES! Now they got em!
Jeremy Tucker : I dont know Andrew, that looked like it hurt Psycho as well, and now Mars is getting to his feet, stalking him.
[Mars measures the hurt Psycho and then nails him with a hard Heart Punch.]
Toby Navel : Mars really nailed him with that one, and is now moving over to domino, who is shirking back from him, the poor girl is terrified of this guy.
[Domino backs away slowly and Mars demands she give him what in the bag, so she reaches in there and tosses it to him. The bag looks to be moving.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! There is something in that bag! Its alive!
[Mars reaches into the bag and pulls out a cat, yes, a cat, and a very aggravated cat at that.]
Andrew Fulton : How the hell did they get a cat into the arena? Somebody call the RSPCA!
Jeremy Tucker : This is out of control, what a way to kick of Broken Hearts!
[Mars hold the cat up in the air in his sinister way and then tosses it right into the face of Jonnie Valentine who was just getting to his feet rubbing his nose.]
Andrew Fulton : That cat is scratching the hell out of Jonnie!
[Jonnie grabs the cat and tosses it into the crowd, his face now marked not only from where Mars was biting him, but also from the scratches of the cat.]
Toby Navel : Jonnie doesn't look to happy, and neither do the puppies in the crowd, they are screaming for Mars' blood.
Andrew Fulton : As well they should, this man is like a god to us, and as if trying to scar the man isn't bad enough, Mars and Stein crossed the line earlier in the week with them wise cracks about his brother Greg.
[Cerberus back on his feet grabs a meat thermometer from a ringside fan and runs up behind Mars, stabbing him with it and carving him up.]
Jeremy Tucker : The Hellhounds back in control. Mars trying to block the meat thermometer, but Jonnie jumps up onto the apron and helicopter rana's Mars!
Andrew Fulton : Jonnie at his best!
[Jonnie directs Cerberus to roll Mars into the ring while he helps Psycho up and they both pull a table out from under the ring, sliding it into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : I smell a Stillborn Cradle coming up!
Toby Navel : It looks that way, and look at El Atlético, he is still out of it!
[The Hellhounds go to set Mars up on the table, but they are distracted by someone jumping out of the crowd and up onto the apron.]
Jeremy Tucker : THATS STEVE DANIELS!
Toby Navel : Steve Daniels is here in Australia! I dont believe it!
[Psycho and Cerberus rush towards him, but he jumps down off the apron, taunting them, as Greg jumps from the other side of the crowd and mounts the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : And GREG DANIELS AS WELL! Both Daniels are here in Australia!
Toby Navel : Two Daniels' for the price of One!
[Greg jumps of the top rope unseen and nails Jonnie with the GFD to a huge pop from the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : Greg Daniels with the Great Flying Device and Jonnie is out of it, this isn't his night tonight.
[On the outside, Domino has jumped the barrier as well, and is helping Stein up to his feet, she hands him a can of hair spray and a lighter, and slides a taser into Mars.]
Toby Navel : Mars wastes no time in zapping Cerberus to buggery with the Taser, and look at that gleam in his eyes, thats just plain scary.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein slides into the ring while Domino is trying to revive El Atlético and lights up the hair spray setting Psycho alight, this is unheard of, Mars and Stein are beating The Hellhounds at there own game!
[Mars grabs Psycho and drills him with a back breaker, holding on while Stein mounts the second rope, coming off with an elbow drop onto Psycho who was still on Mars' knee.]
Toby Navel : Old School Demolition there fans, Stein goes for a cover as El Atlético slides into the ring.
El Atlético : 1 .................. 2 ..................... 3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : They did it! Mars and Stein defeated the Hellhounds!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, no thanks to them damn Daniels Brothers!
Toby Navel : The tag team scene sure is hotting up around here now, with the emergence of them, plus these two great teams.
Andrew Fulton : Well, if Mars and Stein think there are through with The Hellhounds, they are far from mistaken.
Jeremy Tucker : Far from mistaken? That would make them right wouldn't it Fulton ?
Andrew Fulton : ARGGGGGGGGGG!!! Dang it, you know what i mean!
Toby Navel : (Chuckling) Dont worry about it Andrew, I'm sure the Hellhounds will get there chance for revenge.
Andrew Fulton : Don't console me you little worm!
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Suite-Pee hits as a confused audience looks at the entrance not recognizing who's what person the theme belongs to. When Doug Mental steps out the audience practically explodes and soon thereafter the chant of his name is echoed throughout the arena. He casually walks down the ramp mic in hand high fiving some fans and flippin off others. When he steps into the ring he signals to cut his music and the audience dies down along with it...
Mental: Finally Mental Has Come to....uh...nevermind we won't go the idiotic arrogant non-wrestling ass route today. SO SUP CWA!
*Big Pop*
Yea I'm back in the wrestling biz. No I'm not better than ever. Hell probably worse I haven't worked out in two weeks. I feel like a fat slob. Look at this gut!
Mental barely manages to grab any skin off his 5 and a half pack.
Mental: This is no shape to be wrestling in! *twitch* dammit. Well look I'm here I said my peace I'm gone. I think I'll go in the back and start messing with some of my fellow wrestling buddies heh heh.
Mental slams himself to the ground much to the amusement of the audience who all go nuts when Mental goes nuts.
Mental: Aww nuts. *twitch* Speaking of this has to be like the only time if not maybe the second time I will make a call like this. Who is the first to want piece of the Dougiemeister? Be forewarned.
Mental jumps to the lower right top rope and does a moonsault on the mat taking special care NOT to cover his face. He hops up and spits out a little blood.
Mental: I'm not to right upstairs and even worse is that I know of LOVE IT.
Teh (NOT THE TEH!) End
Mental drops the mic does a 3 point stance then kicks far off into the audience it is not known whether a the fan who caught it caught it with his hands or his face.
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Apr 28, 2004#2
Frank Salazar:Ladies and Gentlemen coming down to the ring first, standing at 64 and weighing in at 250 lbs, from Hollywood, California this is your CWA Comissioner, DRACONNNNN KJX XANATHOOSSSSSSS!!!!
[The lights go out with the effect of a power problem in the Dandenong as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the people of Melbourne; the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the KJX letters shows up in red.]
[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming KJX, KJX, KJX like obsessive fans. In the Aus-tron shots of KJ Xanathos winning Oscars, Grammies, Emmys and MTV Video Music Awards are shown right before Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracons eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus-tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers.]
David Draimans voice: Do you feel good?
[Clips of Dragon winning cups and trophies in important martial arts tournaments are shown and in light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a mixed styles form with unique concentration. Now a close up to KJX face.]
David Draimans voice: You should!
[KJX is seen competing in some extreme sports like snowboarding, sky surfing, skateboarding, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing and bungee jumping. Dracon continues performing the martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the screen.]
David Draimans voice: Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh
[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring).]
David Draimans voice: Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!
[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times.]
David Draimans voice:
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems whats left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Aus-tron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracons matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship.]
David Draimans voice:
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]
David Draimans voice:
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and white-gold gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring)]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at this packed arena tonight. The fans are on their feet and the place is flooded with signs of we love KJX, theres a lot of support tonight for our commish.
Toby Navel: But will fan support get the job done against Nick Cairo?
Jeremy Tucker: Time well tonight Toby.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 221 lbs from Bakersfield , Callifonia this is NICKKKK CAIRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!
{ Edgecrusher by Fear Factory starts up as the a singapore cane is shown sticking through the stage curtians, A mixed crowd reaction occurs as Nick Cairo makes his way through the curtains. With a wild look in his eyes heading towards the ring, Nick is tapping the cane against his left hand and pointing it towards Dracons head. }
Jeremy Tucker: Finally Nick is entering the ring as this could be a very hot match tonight.
Toby Navel: Could you feel the tension between these two? Its very possible neither one of these men will be walking out of here tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: That could be, and were off as Nick swings the cane at Dracons head but the comissh ducks and hits Cairo with a beautiful dropkick.
Toby Navel: Cane is on the ground and referee Jack Ripum kicks it out of the ring as he sounds for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo up and goes for a clothesline, but Dracon ducks connects with a roundhouse kick.
Toby Navel: Thats a wake up call and here comes Cairo charging again but is taken down with a hip toss by Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo back up and taken down with another hip toss by Dracon, and were off to a fast start early in the match.
Toby Navel: Cairo is getting frustrated by the second as Dracon is ready for eveything that comes his way.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo slowly getting to his feet walks over towards Dracon as both men are staring each other in the eyes.
Toby Navel: You know Cairo is just waiting to paintbrush Dracon, but neither man is moving.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo goes for the left hand but its blocked and Dracon sends Cairo bouncing into the ropes with an irish whip.
Toby Navel: Cairo comes charging at Dracon but the commish takes him down with a Hurricanranna. I didnt see that coming at all.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon drops down and applies an arm bar to Cairo and the fans are showing their applause.
Toby Navel: Its clear to see who the fans are supporting tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon pats Cairo on the head for insult as both men slowly start to get to their feet.
Toby Navel: Cairo uses his right arm and goes for a back elbow connecting with the teeth of Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Stunned just a bit it looks like we have another irish whip into the ropes but Dracon comes back with a thez press and starts pounding away on Cairo.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is letting this go, he seems more occupied with all the signs and lovely women at ringside then the match.
Jeremy Tucker: Well weve seen in the past that referee Jack Ripum lets everything and anything go in his matches.
Andrew Fulton: Just like a referee should do, let then men go at it with full force.
Toby Navel: Dracon gets up and sends Cairo straight into the corner and follows after him, but is met with a nasty kick to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: Wonder how that tasted as Dracon took a mouth full there.
Toby Navel: Shoe flavor of the night wasnt on his menu im sure.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo grabs Dracon and throws him into the corner connecting with several hard lefts hands.
Toby Navel: A mouthful of boot followed by several left handsd cant feel all that great.
Jeremy Tucker: Knife hand chops by Cairo as Dracon is in the corner, but the fans are chanting KJX rather loud in this areana.
Toby Navel: What? I can barely hear you, the fans are over riding what youre saying.
Jeremy Tucker: I SAID THE FANS ARE CHANTING KJX RATHER LOUD IN THIS ARENA.
Toby Navel: OK, I HEARD YOU THAT TIME!
Andrew Fulton: BOTH OF YOU QUIET DOWN, YOURE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
Jeremy Tucker: Nick goes for a right hand but its blocked by Dracon as he begins to punch his way out of the corner, and Cairo is backing up across the ring.
Toby Navel: Nick grabs Dracon by the hand and sends him into the ropes, but ducking down Dracon comes back with a sunset flip.
Referee Jack Ripum: { ONE...............}
{TWO....................}
{T...........................}
Jeremy Tucker: Take a look at Nicks face, he wasnt expecting that and quickly rolls out of the ring to regain his composure.
Toby Navel: Make no mistake about it, Dracon isnt getting paid by the minute here. And quite frankly id not want to spend more then 5 minutes in the ring with Nick Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick slides back in the ring but is met with a baseball dropkick in the chops, someone better call Nick a dentist.
Toby Navel: That kick was dead on but Cairo is coming back into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick comes charging over towards Dracon but is taken down with another hip toss as the fans are applauding at ringside. Dracon looks like hes toying with Nick tonight.
Toby Navel: Its just your basic stuff but its throwing Cairo off of his game plan.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets up and walks again towards Dracon, this time both men are nose to nose as you can see a snarling look across Nicks face.
Toby Navel: I think Dracon just offered Nick a tic tac or something but im not sure.
Jeremy Tucker: It doesnt matter what he offered because theyre locking up in a test of strength as both men are battling it out for the advantage.
Toby Navel: Dracon seems to have the advantage, now Nick, but its going back and forth, wait a second.
Jeremy Tucker: Low blow by Cairo sends Dracon to his knees. Thats just dirty pool, Nick having to use a low blow to get the advantage.
Toby Navel: The fans arent approving of this as Nick is walking around the ring with his hands in the air. Talk about showing no respect.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick comes back and lifts Dracon in the air but cant do it, as Dracon reverses it and hits a snap suplex on Cairo and follows that up with a pin.
{ ONE...................}
{ TWO....................}
{T..........}
Toby Navel: Thats the second two count of the night for Dracon and the fans are loving this.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon whips Cairo into the ropes, but Nick comes back with a flying dropkick that sends Dracon onto the mat.
Toby Navel: Nick gets over there and is raking the bottem of his boot over Dracons eyes and yelling at the fans, again no respect here for Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum is bending down to tie his shoes, once again not paying attention to the match.
Andrew Fulton: Safety comes first Jeremy and you know that.
Toby Navel: But his shoe was undone just now? Why did he just notice this?
Andrew Fulton: I dont think the wrestlers have vision covered in their contracts, you know how cheap Soutter is.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick stops and sends Dracon into the ropes and takes him down with a flying headscissors following into a crippler crossface.
Toby Navel: Dont you mean the code-breaker beta? Nick clearly has the advantage now and is wrenching back on Dracon, just looking for the submision.
Jeremy Tucker: You can see the look of pain across Dracons face but the arena is getting louder again.
Toby Navel: Look at Cairo, he cant stand the fans reaction to Dracon and hes losing it.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter needs to start giving his roster a psychological exam every month. These guys are losing their minds more and more by the week.
Toby Navel: But the more the fans are showing their support for Dracon, the more pressure Nick puts on. Dracon is trying to pull himself towards the ropes but to no avail.
Jeremy Tucker: Is it me, or is Nick applying an illegal choke with the crossface?
Andrew Fulton: I dont see anything illegal about this move.
Toby Navel: Even if he was, do you think the referee cares? Hes about as qualified to officiate as Soutter is for a super model commercial.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is trying to reach for the ropes and Nick is applying more pressure on the hold, but the fans arent giving up.
Toby Navel: Theres so many signs in here with Dracons picture and support that ...its unreal what im seeing.
Jeremy Tucker: KJX mania is running wild tonight, and the fans have caught the fever!
Toby Navel: Well Dracon better find a way to break this hold, or hes going to find himself catching the hospital bed.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is yelling at the fans to shut up but its only causing a louder reaction.
Toby Navel: Referee Tatum finally goes to check for an illegal choke, but trips over Nick in the process, causing the hold to be broken.
Andrew Fulton: I forgot, Soutter doesnt pay for medical or dental either. Poor Jack Ripum is blind and its all Soutters fault.
Jeremy Tucker: An irrate Cairo is yelling at the referee and shoving him back towards the corner.
Toby Navel: Jack is yelling back at Cairo as well and these two are staring each other down face to face.
Jeremy Tucker: This is inapporpriate behavior for an official but Nick knows better then to lay his hands on the offical.
Toby Navel: Dracon pulls himself up with the aide of the ropes and the fans are going wild again.
Jeremy Tucker: Refereee Ripum shoves Cairo who turns around and is planted with a ddt by Dracon. I believe Nick just ate the canvas with that one.
Toby Navel: How do you like your mats? Personally ive never tasted one.
Andrew Fulton: Interfere in the match, im sure youll get you frist taste.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes towards Cairo and lifts him up, tossing him into the corner and follows over in hot pursuit.
Toby Navel: Nick is backed up in the corner, and Dracon stands on the first turnbuckle and starts punching Nick in the face.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are counting along with every punch Dracon throws and were up to seven now.
Andrew Fulton: Im amazed the fans here can count that high.
Toby Navel: Weve hit the ten count, and Dracon moves away as Nick begins to double over but is taken down with a bulldog but KJX.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans loved that, and Nick is becoming very good friends with the ring mat tonight.
Toby Navel: Dracon is looking around at his sea of fans, and runs towards the turnbuckles and jumps onto the top one, connecting with a split-legged moonsault.
Jeremy Tucker: Talk about a great move, with perfect timing, it came off looking picture perfect.
Toby Navel: Dracon goes for the pin here.
{ ONE...................}
{ TWO..................}
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets his shoulder up as Dracon slams Nicks head into the canvas several times.
Toby Navel: How scrambled do you like your brain cells?
Jeremy Tucker: Its been a verbal battle all week long, and these two have some serious heat between them.
Toby Navel: Dracon turns to acknowledge his fans briefly and quickly turns his attention back to Cairo standing him up.
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like were going for a neckbreaker here, but Nick drops down to the mat, and slides under Dracons legs pulling him down for the pin.
{ ONE...............}
{ TW...............}
Toby Navel: Kick out by Dracon, and its amazing he did considering the handful of tights Nick had in his grasp.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick goes for an irish whip to the ropes but its reversed and Dracon follows that up with a thunderous clothesline as both men go over the top rope.
Toby Navel: Looks like they landed a few feet away from the singapore cane.
Jeremy Tucker: If Nick gets his hands on that, its going to be lights out Dracon.
Toby Navel: Dracon goes for Nicks arm, but Nick throws Dracon into the ring steps and goes for his cane.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon bounced head first off the steps but manages to stay on his feet but doubled over.
Toby Navel: Cane in hand, Nick comes from behind and chokes Dracon with the singapore cane, taking Dracon dwon with a russian leg sweep straight into the ring steps.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats going to leave some bruises not to mention a killer headache.
Toby Navel: Cairo tosses the cane aside and rolls Dracon back into the ring, as Jack starts to administer the ten count.
Jeremy Tucker: What a moron, he shouldve done that when they were outside the ring.
Toby Navel: Nick is going up to the top turnbuckle now and looks around as the fans are booing him out of the building tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo shows the fans theyre number one twice over, and connects with the meat cleaver right in Dracons heart.
Toby Navel: One of the most beautiful high angled elbows ive seen and he drove it home like a dagger.
Andrew Fulton: Meat Cleaver? They should call that move the heart stopper.
Toby Navel: Dracon looks to be in a world of pain but Nick goes for the pin as the fans are screaming for Dracon to get up.
{ ONE .....................}
{TWO........................}
{TH......................}
Jeremy Tucker: Im not sure if Dracon kicked out or if Nick pulled him up, but either way Cairo slaps Dracon around for insult to injury.
Toby Navel: Look into Cairos eyes, its like watching a man slowly transform and im not sure what it is, but im not liking this look.
Andrew Fulton: Its called a look of hunger, desire, being the best.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon gets flipped ovre as Cairo locks on a half crab, and sits up towards Dracons nect.
Toby Navel: Hes trying to yank those legs from their sockets and this cant be good for Dracon, hes in the middle of the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: A true test of will power no doubt from Dracon will have to be shown if he wants to prevail.
Toby Navel: The look on Dracons face says it all, this is painful and hes got nowhere to go.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo pulls harder on the legs and stands just a bit , but OUCH!
Toby Navel: Cairo just came crashing down on Dracons back like he was some sort of trampoline.
Jeremy Tucker: The human back wasnt meant for that and the crowd just covered their eyes, but the faithful are still chanting KJX.
Toby Navel: Dracon has his head turned in pain, and hes trying so hard to crawl towards the ropes but Cairo stands up and comes crashing down on Dracons back again.
Jeremy Tucker: Good god almighty, Nick is making sure that Dracon doesnt have a back.
Toby Navel: Theres some pounding be heard on the mat, and Cairo lets go. Did Dracon tap out?
Jeremy Tucker: I didnt see him tap out, but you cant blame him for doing so.
Toby Navel: Oh my god, what an idiot. Jack Ripum is tapping his shoe on the ground for some reason.
Jeremy Tucker: This isnt HBK wanna be hour, meanwhile Cairo is walking around like he just won the match.
Toby Navel: The referee is still tapping his foot and Cairo stops and slowly turns around. I think he realises its not a tap out.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is looking down at the referee and now looking up, asking what the hell is going on.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is explaining that his shoe felt tight and that Dracon didnt tap out.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Nick is starting to shake, and I think hes going to blow his top here.
Toby Navel: Nick is slapping himself around, purely irrate about the situation and bends down towards Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is lifted up and dropped with a german suplex, but Cairo isnt stopping. Another german suplex followed up with a Great American piledriver. Good night Irene!
Toby Navel: The fans are on their feet and chanting Dracons name, and theres a loud mix of KJX chants, but Dracon looks to be out cold.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick throws the referee onto the mat and drops down for a pin.
{ ONE................}
{ TWO......................}
{ THR..................}
Toby Navel: HOLY SHIT! How did Dracon get out of that?
Jeremy Tucker: Left foot on the bottem rope breaks the three count, as Dracon lays motionless on the mat.
Toby Navel: Cairo is getting more furious by the second and hes kicking the ropes and grabs the referee by the neck.
Jeremy Tucker: A great set of offensive moves couldnt put Dracon away and the chants are getting louder by the second.
Toby Navel: I dont believe this, its almost like Dracon is feeding off of the crowd here, theyve become his life support.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo grabs a motionless Dracon up and attempts a vertical suplex, but whats this? Dracon reverses it and plants Cairo hard into the mat with a thunderous ddt.
Toby Navel: The impact was like God creating an earthquake, both men are motionless on the canvas with Nick on his face eating the canvas, and Dracon on his back.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum looks at both men and starts to administer the ten count, but can he even do that right?
Toby Navel: What a match its been, the fans are loving Dracon but Nick is starting to lose it mentally tonight, Dracon has gotten under his skin.
Jeremy Tucker: Were up to the count of three, and both me are still motionless on the canvas.
Four..........
Five ........
Six.........
Toby Navel: Cairo is slowly moving towards the ropes but the referee stops and looks out into the crowd. Is he waiting for a signal to stop the match, or just observing the women?
Jeremy Tucker: This guy is a joke of an official.
Seven..............
Eight.............
Nine............
Toby Navel: Well you look at this?
Jeremy Tucker: Nip up by Dracon has the fans on their feet and Dracon looks to be full of life here.
Toby Navel: Where did he find that strength from?
Jeremy Tucker: Im not sure but hes not standing proper, you can see that hes in pain with his back.
Toby Navel: Cairo slowly pulls himself up with the ropese and turns around and is belted with a roundhouse kick by Dracon, and another kick, followed with a missle dropkick that sends Cairo into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: That missle dropkick was to perfection Toby, Dracon showing us how its done tonight.
Toby Navel: Cairo steps out towards Dracon and is met with a swinging neckbreaker, both men go down and Dracon looks like hes regained his fire.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo lays down on the mat, but Dracon is eyeing the turnbuckles and making his way over, climbing to the top.
Toby Navel: Dracon looks around and Cairo slowly stands up, but is taken down with a diving hurricanranna and Dracon goes for the pin.
{ ONE..................}
{ TWO....................}
{T.......................}
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo rakes Dracons eyes and in the process, Dracon bumps the official who bounces into the ropes.
Toby Navel: Cheap move, but Cairo stays alive and gets to his feet, charging with a clothesline but Dracon ducks and referee Jack Ripum goes over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the best move of the night, and the fans are loving it. Referee is down, Dracon is on his feet but met with a vicious low blow by Cairo.
Toby Navel: Dracon on his knees and Cairo bends down and starts messing with his boots.
Jeremy Tucker: His laces undone to?
Toby Navel: Oh my god, things are about to get ugly, Cairo has just pulled out a butterfuly knife and its bloodshed time here. How did that thing not fall out of his pockets?
Jeremy Tucker: And once again theres no referee to stop this, whats next?
Toby Navel: It looks like Cairo is going for the Ode to Grimstad. This could spell the end for Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo runs his tongue over the side of the knife and prepares to slice into Dracons head, how do you like your scalp?
Toby Navel: This is not for the weak of heart, and Cairo is showing he doesent have one.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is coming towards Dracons head, but is caught in the side of the throat with two fingers, and is given an oriental toss right on to the canvas.
Toby Navel: The blade has slidden towards the corner and Dracon is walking right over towards the blade and is looking into the crowd.
Jeremy Tucker: Use it Dracon, slice that monster up!
Toby Navel: I hate to say this, but I hope he does use it on him.
Andrew Fulton: This is wrong and illegal, someone needs to call for the bell.
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the fans, theyre telling Dracon to pick it up, and Dracon smiles, listening to his fans and grabs the blade.
Toby Navel: Dracon stands across the ring and throws the blade, I cant believe he just did that.
{ The audience cheers and erupts as the blade lands into the announcers table, right in front of Fulton. Turning white as a ghost, Fulton slumps down off the chair, and passes out onto the floor. Jeremy Tucker and Toby Navel both stand up applauding as Dracon smiles at what he just did. }
Jeremy Navel: Damn, to bad Dracon missed, that is the highlight of the night.
Toby Navel: We owe Dracon one for that.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon turns his attention back to the ring, as Cairo is up and attempts a back heel kick, but Dracon hits a leg sweep on him, sending Cairo onto his back.
Toby Navel: Dracon applies a deathlock to Cairo but whats the use? Jack Ripum is still on the ground, though he appears to be moving.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo appears to be tapping but theres no official to call it.
Toby Navel: We really need two officials for matches like these.
Jeremy Tucker: Letting go of the hold, Dracon hits a snapmare on Cairo and follows that up with a dropkick to the back of the head. Cairos head just bounced off the top rope.
Toby Navel: Backing up across the ring, Dracon charges at Cairo, and it looks like Nick is going to hit the tilt-a-whirl slam but Dracon takes him down with a hurricanrana and bounces off the ropes, landing a dropkick right on the chin of Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker: You can feel the energy, Dracon has a new life in him and referee Jack Ripum, is rolling back into the ring.
Toby Navel: So we are going to have an official for this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes for a belly to belly suplex after lifting Nick up, but its reversed and Nick comes crashing down with the move.
Toby Navel: Good match so far, but nobody clearly has the advantage.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo gets to his feet and pulls Dracon up and lifts him high into the air, parading around the ring with him.
Andrew Fulton: Wait for it.....wait for it......
Toby Navel: Blue Light SPECIAL!!!! Cairo makes a slit motion and forces referee Ripum to make the count.
{ ONE..................}
{ TWO....................}
{ THRE.....................]
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon gets his shoulder up and the fans are going wild, trying to get their hero back into the swing of things.
Toby Navel: I thought that was the end for sure.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo looks upset and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Dracon but pulls him up again. What is this man thinking?
Toby Navel: Cairo slaps Dracon around and hits a second swinging neckbreaker and points to the crowd, once agains showing them theyre number one.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick is showing no respect for anyone tonight.
Toby Navel: Oh my god, here it comes, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, what an impact as Dracons head bounced off the mat. Here we go.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick grapevines the legs and Jack goes down for the count.
{ ONE..................]
{ TWO.....................}
Toby Navel: Its over folks, what a match.
{ THRE............}
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Dracon kicked out right as the referee was about to hit three, what a spirtited athelte Dracon is.
Andrew Fulton: Nick was screwed over man, thats just not right.
Toby Navel: Nick is once again arguing with the referee and if he doent watch it, hell be Cairos next victum.
Andrew Fulton: Man this referee has no brains at all, any idiot can count to three.
Jeremy Tucker: Including you? Anyways back to the action, both men are still arguing and Dracon is trying so hard to get to his feet, the chants are growing louder and louder in here.
Toby Navel: Nick turns his attention back to Dracon but Dracon hits him with a few martial arts kicks, sending Cairo to his knees and hes blasted with a thunderous right hand by Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: KJX chants are heard throughout the building, and Dracon lifts Cairo up and hits a vicious side backbreaker.
Toby Navel: That looks as painful as anything ive seen and this match is no longer about winning or losing. Both men want to punish each other severely.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes back to the top turnbuckle and stretches his arms out, the fans are going wild folks.
Toby Navel: Shooting star press on Nick Cairo and we could have seen the last of this match.
{ ONE......................}
Jeremy Tucker: That was perfection at its best and Dracon is holding those legs for dear life.
{ TWO....................}
Toby Navel: I dont know how both men are continuing on, but this has been a great match to call and to watch.
{ THR............}
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo lifts his left shoulder up, and the fans are yellling at referee Jack Ripum. Such a slow count they thought.
Andrew Fulton: The fans have no respect for our beloved referee tonight.
Toby Navel: Earlier he was a moron who couldnt count, now hes our beloved official?
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon looks into the crowd and hits Nick with the Grandmaster suplex, standing straight up after impact.Lladies and gentlemen the end is near, I can feel it, the fans can you feel it, Dracon can feel it.
Toby Navel: The energy is so high in this place right now, I have goosebumps just watching the action.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is standing in the center of the ring with his arms crossed over his chest, its time to put the monster away.
Toby Navel: Dracon bends down to lift Cairo, but is met with a boot to the face, trying to shake it off he comes back again, but is met with another boot.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick knows hes in trouble and is desperate to survive.
Toby Navel: What more can both of these men give us?
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets to his feet and connects with another swinging neckbreaker, my god how many times can Dracon survive this move?
Toby Navel: I hope were running a special on neck braces tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is making his way up the turnbuckles for what could be the end of the match now.
Toby Navel: Whats this? Dracon is upon his feet by a miracle of God, and throws Nick onto the ground with a judo arm drag. Damn that looked painful.
Jeremy Tucker: But thats not all, Dracon managed to apply an armbar and has kept it locked on since. Cairo in a desperate measure of panic throws his foot on the bottem rope to have the hold broken.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is distracted by something again, whats in the audience that hes watching? Dracon keeps the hold on and you can see Cairos foot tapping on the mat but to no use.
Jeremy Tucker: The official finally turns around and forces Dracon to break the hold, but how much damange has been done?
Toby Navel: Both men despise each other so much that its a wonder anyone is still walking.
Jeremy Tucker: Feeling the match is over, Dracon bounces off the ropes and goes for the rolling thunder, but Cairo lifts his knees up and catches Dracon right in the heart.
Toby Navel: Good lord, that looked to have pegged him right in the heart.
Jeremy Tucker: Dragon is doubled over and Cairo comes charging towards him, connecting with the shining happy, the stiffest shining wizzard ive ever seen.
Toby Navel: Ruthless man, just ruthless.
Jeremy Tucker: Several stiff kicks to the the head of Dracon followed up with a snap suplex after lifting Dracon up. Change of tide, as Cairo goes up to the turnbuckles.
Toby Navel: The RYDEEN BOMB!! Picture perfect and Nick goes for the pin.
{ ONE.................}
{ TWO.....................}
{ THRE.....................}
Jeremy Tucker: Where is Dracon getting his wind drom? Nick has lost his mind and just blasted referee Jack Ripum with a vicious lariat. Good night Jack.
Toby Navel: I hope that guy has medical insurance.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick has had enough and kicks Dracon right in the teeth before locking on the Death Mask! This match could be over in a matter of second, Dracon is fading out but theres no official.
Toby Navel: Dracons in the center of the ring and theres nowhere to go. Cairo has this locked in and its time to visit the sandman Mr. Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Give him some credit, he put his heart and soul into the match, but Cairo is going off of pure hate.
Toby Navel: Dracons eyes are shut, im afraid hes out but listen to these fans.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon appears to have gone to sleep and give up, but these fans are chanting, listen to them.
{ KJX........KJX..........KJX..........KJX..............KJX............KJX..........KJX.....}
Toby Navel: Wait a second, theres a twinge in Dracons arm, the chants are getting louder and Dracon is coming back to life here.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Dracon is attempting a comeback here and hes virtually on the life support of the fans.
Toby Navel: Referee Jack Ripum slowly enters the ring behind Cairo and trips over the bottem rope, causing his elbow to smash Cairo in the neck.
Jeremy Tucker: The hold is released and Dracon just caught one hell of a break here.
Toby Navel: Wait, Nick didnt release the hold, hes still got it, but Dracon is slowly getting on his feet, and whats this?
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon leans over just a bit and bucks Cairo over, head first and now locks the Dragon sleeper on Cairo.
Toby Navel: Wow, thats all I can say. I thought this match was finished. Cairo is kicking his feet trying to move closer to the ropes, but Dracon has the move locked in.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick appears to be falling asleep but theres no official once again. Man Soutter really should fire him, hes about as repulsive and useless as they come.
Toby Navel: Fans are on their feet but Cairo is fighting with all hes got.
Jeremy Tucker: Hush little baby dont say a word, oh sorry just memories of falling asleep. Nick has passed out it apperas but Dracon is looking around for the referee.
Toby Navel: Dracon is looking pretty upset as he drops the hold and goes outside of the ring, searching for our pathetic official.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon throws the referee back into the ring, and a groggy Jack Ripum is trying to get to his knees.
Toby Navel: Cranium Kick to the back of Dracons head sends him face down to the mat, with his neck draped over the bottem rope.
Jeremy Tucker: That official bought Cairo some time and Nick drags Dracon out to the center of the ring, hitting a standing moonsault.
Toby Navel: He just followed that up with a Quebrada moonsault, couldt his be?
Jeremy Tucker: 3rd phase of the moon as Cairo hits the split legged moonsault off the top turnbuckle, grapevines the legs and goes for the cover.
{ ONE.......................}
{ TWO............................}
{ THREE............................}
Toby Navel: I dont belive this, Cairo found the energy to hit a beautiful combination set, but Dracon looked to have gotten his shoulder up right as the hand hit three.
Jeremy Tucker: Lets see if we can get a replay on that.
{ The replay shows the split legged moonsault being hit, as Cairo grapevines the legs. The hand hits the mat once, twice and as the hand hits the mat for the third time, Dracons left shoulder is up in the air but not seen by referee Jack Ripum. }
Toby Navel: Thats to close to call, it was like the hand hit three and the shoulder went up, thats to close to say Jeremy.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are visibly upset here, but what a hell of a match folks. It couldve gone either way.
Frank Salazar: Youre winner of the match by pinfall, NICKKK CAIRRRRRROOOO!!!!!
Toby Navel: Nick slowly gets to his feet and leaves the ring, going over to the announcers table and grabs the blade.
{ Andrew Fulton goes back to slumping in his chair, still shaking from earlier. }
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a second, Nick is going back to the ring and looks to be finishing off what he started.
Toby Navel: Someone needs to call for help from the back.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick walks over and prepares to drive the knife into Dracons skull but he kicks it out of Nicks hand and catches the knife in mid air.
Toby Navel: Take a look at Dracon, that is nothing but pure distain from his eyes. Cairo has made Dracon sick to his stomach with that display of cowardism.
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a second, Dracon gets to his feet and nods his head at Cairo, turning his back on him in the process.
Toby Navel: Cairo looks at Dracon for a few minutes and then takes him out with a vicious clothesline from behind. Lifting him high in the air, he takes him down witha brainbuster and spits on Dracon who is flat on his back, taking the knife with him.
Toby Navel: Why? Why would he do that? Why would Dracon turn his back like that?
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo shoots Dracon a look of disgust before leaving the ring.
Toby Navel: I guess Nick has some bit of humanity and thought better of this and not using the blade afterall.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh no he didnt! Cairo slides back into the ring with a steel chair in his hand.
Toby Navel: Someone needs to stop this, Dracon cant even defend himself anymore.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick starts kicking away at Dracons right leg and then slides it through the opening of the chair.
Toby Navel: Now what? Dracons out, the damange is done, let it go Nick, just let it go!
Jeremy Tucker: That sick man! Nick Cairo has just applied the half crab to Dracon who is screaming and tapping out in pain. I cant imagine the pressure that hes feeling.
Toby Navel: The fans are yelling and screaming, but theres no help coming from the back.
Jeremy Tucker: You know some of the guys in the back are loving this right now. What sick carnage is taking place, I cant stomach this.
Toby Navel: Theres some commotion coming from the crowd, wait a second, whats this?
Jeremy Tucker: DOUG MENTAL!!! Doug Mental has just jumped over the guard rail with a baseball bat in hand, Nick sees this and lets go of Dracon, rolling out of the ring.
Toby Navel: Doug takes a swing at Cairo with the baseball bat and misses, damn who wouldve seen this?
Jeremy Tucker: Folks, im not sure what hes doing here, Doug Mental just made his return a few short moents ago, and now he has come and made the save for Dracon. Hopfully we can answer these questions later, but were told we have to cut away from the action now.
Toby Navel: Wow, Nick Cairo is pointing his Singapore Cane at Doug Mental and hes irrate, almost foaming at the mouth here.
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Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
Jeremy Tucker: You know, hes been yelling that the whole break.
Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
Toby Navel: All right, I cant take this anymore, if he does that one more time
Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
[Toby Navel gets up and leaves.]
Jeremy Tucker: Get back here Navel. Dont leave me alone with this guy. Oh, Judas.
Andrew Fulton: And my plan worked perfectly. Wheres the wrasslers?
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know, but we are getting word that Messiah hasnt shown up in the building yet.
Andrew Fulton: No way, hes not afraid of Stan Wilson, no one is afraid of that pansy.
Jeremy Tucker: Weve got a camera in the back where Stan is waiting in the parking lot.
[Stan is in the back dressed in black warm-ups with two white stripes on the sides, and a t-shirt reading TANK on it. Hes got a lead pipe in his hand, and looks steamed.]
Stan: Where is he? COME ON MESSIAH!!! COME ON!!!
Andrew Fulton: You really think that Stan is intimidating anyone?
[The camera rotates around to show the look of pure hatred on Stans face, and Fulton lets out a little yelp.]
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, yes I do.
A limo pulls up with an Ankh in the window, and Messiah plates. Stan approaches with his pipe ready, and pulls open the backdoor. He looks inside, when Messiah, the old school UWA Messiah gets out of the drivers seat and avalanches the cardoor while Stans still halfway inside.]
Andrew Fulton: MESSIAH!!
[Stan drops to the ground, and Messiah slams the cardoor on him over and over. The lead pipe rolls off. And Messiah goes and picks it up ]
Jeremy Tucker: The Messiah with a Pearl Harbor job
Andrew Fulton: and hes not even Japanese!!
[Messiah goes over to Big Stan and raises the pipe, but Stan gives him a boot to the stomach, and then another. Messiah swings the pipe down, but Stan moves out of the way, and rolls to his feet. Messiah rushes in, but Stan hits a HUGE belly to belly suplex onto the trunk of the limo. The crowd ughs the bump.]
Andrew Fulton: Messiah let him do that.
Jeremy Tucker: Now Stan is choking the life out of Messiah with his bare hands, and climbing up onto the trunk. I think hes going to try and lift Messiah up for the Goozle.
Andrew Fulton: Insider speak!!
[Stan does pull Messiah to his feet, but hits a quick Short Stack Powerbomb [Sky-High] with Messiahs head crashing through the back window of the limo.]
Crowd: Oooooooooooohhhhh.
Jeremy Tucker: MESSIAHS GOING TO DIE~!
Andrew Fulton: Shut up Tucker.
[Messiah is bleeding, and Stan pulls him off the limo, while doing a couple of forearm smashes to his back. Blood is dripping from the back of Messiahs head onto the pavement. Stan whips him into the wall, and he leaves a bloody mark on the wall, when his head hits it. He sort of stands there staggered.]
Andrew Fulton: That was sick.
Jeremy Tucker: No this will be.
[Stan rushes up and nails a HIGH IMPACT BOOT which drives Messiahs head into the wall again. Messiah slumps to the floor.]
Crowd: BIG STAN! BIG STAN! BIG STAN! BIG STAN!
[Stan pulls the nearly unconscious Messiah to his feet, and heads towards the ring, and the Egyptian Tomb]
Jeremy Tucker: This IS an Egyptian Tomb match, the winner is the guy who isnt in the sarcophagus at the end of the night. Stan knows that.
Andrew Fulton: Maybe he doesnt know that Messiah just grabbed a wrench that was laying on that table.
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah with a low blow with that wrench! Now he hoists Stan up with a backdrop suplex through that work table. Stan gets buried in the tools.
[Messiah reaches up and checks the back of his head, and there is some blood on in his fingers when he looks at them. He gets a twisted smile, and nods approval at Stan, but grabs a steel chair and drops a running Arabian Face Buster while Stan is still down.]
Andrew Fulton: Thats the way it should be. Messiah making Stan a martyr.
Jeremy Tucker: You are so going to hell.
Andrew Fulton: So thats what the handbasket was doing on my porch this morning.
[Messiah now pulls Stan up, and blasts him with a stiff right hand, and another. A cut appears above Stans eye, and Messiah blasts a couple of more jabs to make Stan bleed like a stuffed pig.]
Jeremy Tucker: I dont like the look of that cut.
Andrew Fulton: But Messiah does. BAM~!
[If you know of John House you know of the BAM~!... fear the Yakuza Kick, Stan stays on his feet though. Messiah rushes in with a palm strike uppercut, and attempts to follow it with a brainbuster, but Stan blocks the brainbuster and pulls Messiah up and holds him there. Blood from Messiahs head flowing down onto Stans shoulder and on his shirt.]
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah gets to think about whats going to happen
[Stan flows down into a JACKHAMMER~! In which Messiahs back slaps the concrete like a dead piece of meat.]
Crowd: UGGGHHH~!
Andrew Fulton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . Thats just not fair.
Jeremy Tucker: Neither is this.
[Stan just steps on Messiahs chest and then grabs a tool box, and opens it, dumping all the contents onto a bloodied Messiah.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is pulling Messiah to his feet again, and DECAPITATES him with a Tank Line.
Andrew Fulton: Bradshaw is pissed at that. He hates getting one upped.
[Messiah starts to climb to his feet, and Stan eggs him on. Stan drives the point of his elbow into Messiahs forehead, and again. Messiah counters with a rapid fire heartpunch that topples Stan to the ground.]
Andrew Fulton: Like another Stan, the Stasiak Heart punch.
Jeremy Tucker: The Tank is staggered against the wall, and Messiah is bearly standing with a new cut on his forehead to match the gash on the back of his head.
[Referee Ben Hernandez runs in finally, and tells both guys that the Sarcophagus is at ringside. Messiah turns and flips Ben off, and threatens to back hand him, but instead turns his attention to Stan. Messiah pulls Stan away from the wall, and hits him with a Yakuza Kick, but Stan doesnt go down.]
Andrew Fulton: That cant be good.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is looking like hes really pissed off now.
[Messiah goes for another, and Stan doesnt go down.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is pulling something from down deep now.
Andrew Fulton: I hope he doesnt get the floor sticky.
[Messiah steps back, and rushes for another Yakuza Kick, but Stan grabs the foot and hoists Messiah up in a single leg powerbomb, and holds him, but shifts him over into another bomb ]
Andrew Fulton: This isnt good.
[ and running foreward with an extension [Last Ride] powerbomb onto another table. Donuts, and coffee are everywhere.]
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the second table backstage thats died. Tools, creamer, and blood are everywhere.
[This table happens to be near the Gorilla Position and starts to head out to the ring. The crowd pops as the bloodied giant wipes the blood off his face on his shirt, and starts to push the sarcophagus up to the side of the rampway.]
Andrew Fulton: Where is that oaf going?
Jeremy Tucker: No place that the Messiah will think is good.
[Stan has the sarcophagus off to the side, and opens the lid, he turns to the crowd and makes a slashing motion with his thumb.]
Crowd: ROAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Jeremy Tucker: And Stan solidifying himself as the man the fans love.
Andrew Fulton: Too bad that Messiah is back up huh?
[Messiah dives off the stage onto Stan with a flying cross body that would make Snuka proud.]
Andrew Fulton: That dive would have made Jimmy Snuka proud.
Jeremy Tucker: Respect Supafly.
[Messiah, pulls Stan to his feet and starts to put him in the Tomb. He gets him in, and starts to shut the lid, but Stan reaches out and grabs Messiah by the throat and starts to choke him. Messiahs face goes blue, and he tries slamming the lid of the sarcophagus on Stans arm, but Stan just squeezes harder.]
Andrew Fulton: Stan is standing up. Hoisting Messiah onto his tiptoes.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is irate. Hes running off pure adrenaline and hatred. Hes standing in the tomb, and reaches down and grabs Messiah with his other hand. OH MY .
[CRASH!!!!!]
Crowd: Stan-ley, Stan-ley, Stan-ley
Andrew Fulton: I cant watch this.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan Wilson has just Chokeslammed Messiah into the sarcophagus that he was standing in, and it crumbled beneath the impact dropping it to the floor.
[Stan grabs what is left of the lid and slams it onto the prone Messiah, and steps on top of the tomb. Ben Hernandez calls for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan wins it!! Stan wins!!
Andrew Fulton: Heres someone from the past.
[Veronica comes out and slaps Stan in the face. He turns a bright red, and grabs her by the throat. Then he lets go, laughs and heads off as "Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice plays.]
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[Hot to Death by Everlast hits and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on his way down. He has both Australian tag titles, one on each shoulder, and is wearing a nice suit. He enters the ring, stepping over the top rope, and pulls out a mic.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Whats up?
[Fans pop]
Well, lets not beat around the bush yawl, it looks like i don't have a match for tonight, which is very frustrating, seeing as though i issued a challenge to the Hellhounds for this very card!
Everywhere i go, people are asking me, what are you going to do with the tag titles, who is going to be your new partner. Well, i have thought about that long and hard, at first, i thought it would be a good idea to challenge both the Hellhounds to a handicap match, many people told me that was just crazy, and that i must be insane.
Then, i started thinking about the other members of the roster here in Australia, and i remembered ... Sam Piltdown! Sam, you and i have a bit of a history, first, Soutter brought you in to be his Mr Fixit, trying to get you to take me out, he teamed us together, planning on you finishing me once and for all, but it didn't work, and you turned on him. Piltdown, we worked great as a team together, defeating my former partner Triple B and the former champ Adrian Tanner, and you haven't looked back since planting Soutter on his ass, now being the Australian Heavyweight Champ.
So, i started thinking, who would make me a great partner, and i was thinking about you Sam, and i was thinking about my challenge to the Hounds for a handicap match, and how i thought at the time it was a good idea, but now, after thinking it over, i don't think that is a good idea anymore.
No, i think it is a GREAT idea!
[Huge crowd pop.]
Hellhounds, i'll see you two peanuts the No Mans Land following the joint ppv and your date with the Sushi's!
Sam Piltdown, you are probably back there thinking why was i even talking about you then, if i wanted to face the Hounds alone, well, the answer to that is simple ...
Sam, you got what i want! The Australian Heavyweight Title! I'm sick of sitting in the wings around here, its time for me to step up, and show everyone exactly what i am capable of, so, Sam Piltdown! Adrian Tanner Jr! Who ever wins tonight between the two of you, good luck, lap it up, because the winner of your match tonight has a date with me, The Ruthless One, live from Palm Springs, see you peanuts there!
[Reeve drops the mic and Hot to Death by Everlast hits as he leaves the ring, slapping hands again with the fans on the way out.]
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[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. COBRYN!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . COBRYN!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 ..3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ..2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: COBRYN WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes. Cobryn calls for a microphone from Frank Salazar.]
Cobryn: Hello Dandydongs, Welcome to your main event, in which Cobryn will display an act of violence that will completely explain why the Australian government wants to cut socialized medicine. I am now ready... no hold on
[Cobryn takes a few breaths and goes outside, forcing a bald man's head into an obscenly sideways position so Cobryn can fix his hair in the reflection.. then goes back in the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn seems pretty sure of himself.
Andrew Fulton: Hes not the RS Champ for shits and giggles.
Cobryn: Alright, Now Cobryn is ready to demolish the newest signing of Australia... 'Polish Power' Ivan Putsky.
[Cobryn does the double axe handle motion. One guy in the back pops really loudly.]
Cobryn: Or is it One Man Gang? Doesnt matter. Could be Nathan Jones for all I care. All I know is somebody is about to get into something they're going to wish they didnt right now. So bring out my tune up for my match against Jimmy Walker at the next joint pay per view."
[The arena lights go pitch black. And a violin goes up over the PA. On the video screen, flickering images of Heartagrams, Pentagrams, and Skulls appear. Hate by The Project Hate MCMXCIX begins to play as a spotlight hits the curtains.]
Toby Navel: Who is it?
[Dandenong Baseball Stadium lights up in a roar of applause, shock, and awe.]
Jeremy Tucker: CYRUS WILLIAMS?!?!!
Andrew Fulton: WHAT?!?!?!?
Toby Navel: ITS CYRUS WILLIAMS!!!!! CYRUS WILLIAMS IS IN AUSTRALIA!!!!
[Cyrus stands at the top of the ramp wearing a Strapping Young Lad sleeveless t-shirt, black cargo jean shorts, a studded belt, carrying a microphone in one hand and a bottle of Jagermeister in the other. The vocals to the song kick in.]
#Kill!
#You all shall die,
#You all should suffer
#Before I turn
#Insane
[He starts his walk down the aisle, smirking at Cobryn the entire way. In the ring, Cobryns face is frozen in shock.]
#And turn Satan
#That you create
#Upon those that deserve my
[Cyrus begins to climb up the ringsteps, waving at Cobryn.]
#Demons
#With legions
#To clear the way
#A hellish crusade to
#Burn
#While crosses turn
#I remain sane
[As he enters the ring, the male vocals of the song make way for the female, as Cyrus goes up to all four corners, throwing up Xs and spitting Jagermeister into the crown as well as all over himself.]
#Let heaven weep
#Its the mourning of all souls
#Now burn
#In hell forevermore
[Cyrus leaps down from the turnbuckle and motions for the music to be cut.]
Cyrus Williams: Cut the fucking music.
[The crowd pops.]
Cyrus Williams: Cobryn ..Im gonna cut right to the chase. I was sitting on my ass, enjoying early retirement in a plush house with a big-ass swimming pool in the backyard somewhere in Palm Springs when I get a call from the big man. You know, that Soutter guy. He tells me that hes got an offer that I cant possibly refuse. You and me, one on one, and the best part? You didnt even know about it.
Cobryn: Whoa whoa whoa... Cyrus... buddy... pal even. You dont want to do this do ya? I mean look... we've been through a lot together... we were Society and all... and besides... you know if Soutter promised this to you that we'll be tagging for the next three months before we get to face each other anyway. Look at this realistically. You are a [does the quotes thing] "legend", and I am the greatest wrestler in the world hands down... why would you want to spoil what you have going here... look... I heard Reeve is looking for someone to face... or Dracon. Shit you gotta hate Dracon more than you hate Coby right? Am I right?
[The crowd is buzzing, loudly. The heat here is nuclear.]
Cyrus Williams: Cmon Cobryn. I already walked all the way out here. They put on that elaborate pyro show for you and that dark arena gimmick for you. I think the wrestling handbook says Ive gotta hurt you. Badly.
[Cyrus licks his thumb twice and rubs the top of his combat boot.]
Cyrus Williams: Ring the be-
Cobryn: Now think this through Cyrus... I have some pull around here. I'm thinking... Cobryn is thinking we can get you something you want more than this. How about a match with Robert Hunglestein... maybe finally that dream match against Andy Karnage... Hell what if I got you signed to face Jonnie Valentine? And besides... I can help you. We can win tag team gold son... I mean Cyrus. Besides, if you and me fight here... we're wasting the biggest pay per view spectacle in the history of wrestling on Dandydong Australia. Australia Cyrus. Where Nathan Jones is God.
Cyrus Williams: You know something Cobryn? I think youre absolutely right. Fuck this match.
[The crowd boos.]
Cobryn: Finally, I knew you'd see things my way. Everyone sees things Cobryn's way eventuall...
Cyrus Williams: No, you see, I dont want a MATCH. I dont want a FIGHT. You know what I want?
[Cyrus rears back with his now empty bottle of Jagermeister and SLAMS it right to Cobryns head.]
Cyrus Williams: A FUCKING BLOODBATH.
[Cyrus tosses his microphone and pounces onto Cobryn, slamming him with closed fists.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cyrus Williams and Cobryn are going at it!
Andrew Fulton: Is this even a match?
[Cyrus gets up and spots Dirk Dorchester, the referee that was assigned to the match. He rears back and blasts the man with a Yakuza Kick that sends him over the top rope.]
Toby Navel: Well, if it was, its not anymore!!!
[Cobryn rolls out of the ring, clutching at his face, which was opened up by the bottle breaking.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn is bleeding already
Andrew Fulton: Youd be too if you got a liquor bottle smashed over your face!
[Cyrus takes a running head start and dives through the ropes onto Cobryn, sending both of them crashing right into the steel guardrail.]
Toby Navel: BOTH MEN INTO THE GUARDRAIL! WHAT A TOPE!
Andrew Fulton: What did Cobryn do to deserve this? And why is Cyrus doing this? Him and Cobryn are tight!
Jeremy Tucker: Bull! Cobryn would stab his mother in the eye to get ahead. These two have exchanged heated words in the past and now its on.
Andrew Fulton: But thats the past. This is the new Coby. Which is better than the new Coke.
[Cobryn is the first to stagger out of the crumpled heap, and he grabs Cyrus by his newly shaved head. Cobryn runs and throws Cyrus into the steel ringside steps. Cyrus goes in head first and flips over the top of the structure.]
Jeremy Tucker: CYRUS GOES HARD INTO THOSE STEPS!
Andrew Fulton: Thats right, Cobryn, beat some sense into this wacko!
[Cobryn puts pressure on his head wound with his hand, and begins to walk slowly down the aisle.]
Toby Navel: Cobryns calling it a night here.
Andrew Fulton: Do you blame him? Some tattooed drunk guy with an obsession for kicking people really hard wants to kill you. Id be out of there too.
[Cyrus gets up from his steel stair trip and runs down the aisle, clubbing Cobryn in the back, and takes him by the freshly red stained blonde hair back into the ring. Cyrus rolls in and begins to kick Cobryn in the legs.]
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to those kicks .they sound like gunshots.
[Cobryn gets to both knees and begs off. Cyrus has none of it, slapping Cobryn on the side of the head.]
Andrew Fulton: That slap was evil! Cobryn could be deaf!
Toby Navel: Cobryn rolling to the corner .and honestly, with the guy hes in there with, I dont think thats very wise.
[Cyrus, like a shark to blood, goes over to the corner, positioning his boot on Cobryns face.]
Jeremy Tucker: You know whats coming up, dont you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton: This is a travesty! Cobryn was set up!
[Cyrus rakes his boot across Cobryns face three times, and then runs to the opposite corner, bounces off the ropes, and follows in on Cobryn with the stiffest running facewash ever, splattering Cobryns blood all over the camera in the process.]
Toby Navel: FACEWASH!
Andrew Fulton: THERES BLOOD ON THE DAMN CAMERA LENS! STOP THIS!
[The Australian crowd roars in approval. Cobryns face is staring into the camera, vacant and bloody. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Cyrus pulls him out of the corner ..sets him up for the Black-Out? Black Out?
Toby Navel: Cyrus is going to put the exclamation point on this beating!
Andrew Fulton: Cobryns got a title defense against Rally Jackson in 2 weeks, this is not fair! Not at all!
[Cobryn gets hoisted up but somehow lands behind Cyrus. He rears back and kicks Cyrus square in the groin.]
Jeremy Tucker: Low blow by Cobryn!
Andrew Fulton: Low blow? Low blow? Are you kidding me? Cobryn could use a chainsaw on Cyrus and Id excuse him. The way he got treated tonight was revolting!
Toby Navel: Cobryn now ..kicks Cyrus in the back of the knee ..what in the-
Andrew Fulton: YAKUZA KICK TO CYRUS FACE!
Jeremy Tucker: Thats one of Cyrus moves!
[Cobryn quickly rolls out of the ring, retrieving his World Title and starts walking as fast as he can down the aisle. Cyrus however, shrugs off the kick and begins to hobble down the aisle, obviously still in pain from the low blow.]
Toby Navel: Cyrus is a man possessed! He wants Cobryn dead!
[Cobryn exits through the curtains when Cyrus is halfway down the aisle. Before he can get any further, a swath of Ring Syndicate security prevents him from doing so.]
Andrew Fulton: Finally, security. Apparently, they couldnt take the donuts out of their mouths for five seconds in order to stop Cobryn from being assaulted by that degenerate Cyrus Williams. And to think, I actually used to like that piece of crap.
Jeremy Tucker: Fans ..Cyrus Williams is in CWA, and hes gunning for our world champion, Cobryn!
Toby Navel: May God have mercy on Cobryns soul, because Cyrus isnt going to have any.
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Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable! What a night this has been!
Toby Navel : Your not wrong Jerry, we have seen a lot tonight, Stan defeating Messiah, the Commissioner going down, and the Hellhounds, and the debut of Cyrus Williams, Doug Mental and The Daniel's Brothers.
Andrew Fulton : Yes, i told you guys that is was Cyrus who was going to be Cobryn's opponent.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, sure you did Fulton.
Toby Navel : And now we got the big one, t...
Andrew Fulton : I thought Cobryn jsut said he was the main event?
Toby Navel : No Fulton, he always thinks he is the main event, but now we got the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner and Piltdown, these two have had quite the feud, and its all going to be settled right here tonight, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, NO HOLDS BARRED, ANYTHING GOES AND IS FOR THE RING SYNDICATE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words
Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke
The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
Move along I work in stages]
(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")
[Where you at
It looks like cages]
(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)
[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]
(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")
[Up and down, but never out]
(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)
[Last one here is left to shout]
(An image appears on the screen)
(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly flips off a member of the crowd)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans.)
[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]
(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)
[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]
(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)
[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Dont get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]
(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
FRANK SALAZAR: Introducing the opponent. Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]
(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]
[[BOOM!]]
(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)
Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]
(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)
[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]
FRANK SALAZAR: The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The TRUE Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......
[Youre evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Lets go!]
FRANK SALAZAR: ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype]
[Youre just a stereotype....]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ATTBURY, SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 AND 282 LBS, THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam makes his way out with the Australian title wrapped around his waist. He pauses at the rampway, making some menacing offensive gestures towards Tanner and then slaps the hands of the fans on his way to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : There he is, our Australian Champion!
Andrew Fulton : Not for long Jerry, Adrian is about set to get back what rightfully is his.
[Sam Piltdown hands the belt to referee Nick Tsalazidis who shows it to the crowd and then signals for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Toby Navel : And we are underway. Both men circling each other, moving in to lock up.
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! Adrian just slapped Piltdown right in the chops.
Toby Navel : Boy, what a slap.
[Sam answers back with a big right hand, but Adrian ducks under it, and plants him with another hard slap to the face.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown looks like he is about to explode, Tanner obviously trying to make Piltdown lose his temper here.
[Sam goes for another wild right, which Tanner ducks under, but Piltdown followed it up with a devastating short arm clothesline.]
Toby Navel : Sam just leveled Adrian there, maybe trying to get him to lose his temper wasn't such a good idea.
[Tanner gets to his feet, and Sam nails him with a nice European uppercut, then a right hand. Sam goes for another right hand, but Adrian ducks under it and connects with a drop kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful drop kick there from Tanner. Sam gets to his feet quickly, running at Adrian, who just waits on him, drilling him with a spinning heel kick.
[Sam goes down and Adrian jumps ontop of him, and just starts choking him out.]
Toby Navel : Bloody hell. What has gotten into Adrian, he has both hands wrapped around the throat of Sam and is choking the living daylights out of him.
Andrew Fulton : Hatred Toby. These two hate each other, kind of like how i hate you.
[Adrian keeps choking away at Sam, referee Nick Tsalazidis starts to put the count on him, but Sam manages to roll him over, and now he starts choking away at Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice reversal there from Piltdown, using his power to roll Adrian over.
Toby Navel : Adrian has gone from trying to get Sam to lose his temper, to losing his himself quite quickly.
Andrew Fulton : Come on ref! He put the count on Tanner, and just sits there watching Sam use the exact same move!
[Piltdown throttling Tanner from side to side, Tsalazidis starts his count, and Sam stops choking Tanner, then plants him with a huge head but.]
Toby Navel : Head but city!
Andrew Fulton : Thanks Gorilla!
[Sam gets up to his feet, and grabs Adrian by the hair, lifting him into the pile driver position.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Piltdown connecting with a mighty pile driver, this one could be all over.
Toby Navel : Nope, Sam isn't even going for a cover, instead, he is playing with his boot.
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown motions to the crowd, then stomps his right boot on the mat three times, its like he is loading that boot or something.
Toby Navel : Tanner gets to one knee and looks up only to see Sam kicking the heel of his boot across his face.
Sam then yells : "Sam Piltdown NUMBAH ONE, Adrian Tanner HAWK-PATOOEY!" and makes a mock spitting gesture.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown paying tribute to the Iron Sheik there folks.
Andrew Fulton : God rest his soul.
Toby Navel : What? Is he dead now as well?
Andrew Fulton : Not that i know of, but its only a matter of time.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown getting the upper hand here, and he nails Tanner with a nice leg drop, then the cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ............... (Tanner kicks out)
Andrew Fulton : Its going to take more then that to put Tanner away.
[Sam drags Adrian to his feet, and tosses him into the ropes, Sam goes for a big clothesline, but Adrian ducks under it, and WHAM! nails Sam with a super kick.]
Toby Navel : Wow, Adrian just pulled that superkick from no where.
Jeremy Tucker : These two great competitors giving it there all tonight, and why shouldn't they with the Heavyweight title on the line!
[Adrian runs to the turnbuckle, sets himself, and plants Piltdown with a flipping leg drop.]
Toby Navel : Leg Drop city here tonight folks.
Andrew Fulton : Would you give that a rest.
[Adrian now goes for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ..................... (kick out by Sam.)
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian stares at Nick, and claps his hands together three times quickly, then grabs Sam and nails him with a German Suplex.
Toby Navel : What tremendous execution, and Tanner hangs on, rolling Sam over for another German Suplex.
Jeremy Tucker : Look at this, Tanner still holding on, he goes for a third German, but Sam blocks it, and goes for a switch reversal, but Adrian blocks the switch, and locks Sam into a full nelson.
Toby Navel : When these two met a couple of weeks ago, Adrian really utilised this hold, working on the neck, and it looks like he is going right back to it.
Jeremy Tucker : This can be a very painful move, and Adrian knows exactly what he is doing here, going after a spot, and sticking to it.
[Sam Piltdown reaches towards the top rope, and is able to use his superior power to drag both men to it, referee Nick Tsalazidis calling for Adrian to break the hold.]
Toby Navel : Tanner releases the hold, then smacks Sam in the back of the neck with a double chop, and goes right back to the full nelson.
Andrew Fulton : Piltdown cant last much longer in this, i don't care how big or how many muscles he has.
[Sam ducks and weaves and eventually is able to wriggle out of the hold, he then somehow turns Adrian around, and locks him in a Cobra Clutch.]
Toby Navel : Look at that, not only was he able to escape the hold, but he did with his wrestling ability, not his strength.
Jeremy Tucker : Both of these men are great wrestlers, no one is disputing that, thats why they are in here tonight in the main event of a ppv competing for the Australian Heavyweight championship.
[Sam holding tight on the Cobra Clutch, and he headbutts Adrian a few times for good measure.]
Toby Navel : Do you think this Cobra Clutch is in tribute to Slaughter? I mean like he did with the Sheik and the loaded boot thingy?
Andrew Fulton : Don't know Toby, and to tell you the truth, i don't really care.
[Adrian makes it to the ropes, and Tsalazidis forces a break.]
Toby Navel : Sam releasing the hold.
[Low Blow.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown there with a low blow to Adrian Tanner, and i don't think the ref saw it and Sam dropping for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ..................... (Tanner with a foot on the rope.)
[Piltdown picks Tanner up and lifts him up for a powerbomb, walking him towards the turnbuckle, but Adrian is able to power out and send Sam head first into the second turnbuckle, both men rolling out of the ring.]
Toby Navel : Big time counter there from Adrian, these two are really putting on an exhibition tonight.
[Tanner makes his way across to Sam, and hits him with a hard double chop to the chest and then locks on another full nelson.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian with this one locked in tight, look at the fingers, when they lock like that, its all over.
[CRACK! Sam runs Adrian backwards into the ring, breaking the hold, and then lifts him up by the throat with both hands.]
Toby Navel : Sam is just holding Adrian up in the air with that choke, and my god, did you see that? Adrian pushed off of Sam and drop kicked him right into the ring steps.
Andrew Fulton : If you ask me, Tanner is one of the best wrestlers in the world right now.
Jeremy Tucker : There is no doubting that Andrew, and this one now degenerating into the melee we thought it would be, it took them a while, but now they are on the outside, anything can happen, remember, this is no holds barred, anything goes!
[Adrian slides Sam into the ring then sends Sam to the ropes and rushes at him and takes them both over the top to the floor with a clothesline.]
Toby Navel : Adrian bringing Sam into the ring there, just to send him right back out!
[Adrian grabs Sam and whips him toward the guardrail, but Sam reverses and sends Adrian crashing over into the first row.]
Jeremy Tucker : And some of these fans could be getting a bit to close to the action, trying to get them good photo's.
[Sam walks over near the guardrail and grabs Adrian by the hair, but Adrian punches Sam and slams his head into the guardrail. Adrian grabs Sam and pulls up and suplexes him from the ringside area onto the seats behind him.]
Toby Navel : Suplex City!
Andrew Fulton : If you say that one more time Toby, i swear, i'll suplex you myself!
[Adrian motions for the crowd to move as he crawls over the rail and pulls it closer toward the ring. Adrian climbs into the ring, runs off the opposite ropes and springboards onto the near ropes, going for the shooting star to the outside. Sam barely moves and Adrian crashes into the 3rd and 4th rows.]
Jeremy Tucker : Finally the fans doing the right thing and clearing some room for these two.
[Sam stumbles to his feet and grabs Adrian and powerslams him back into the chairs. Sam climbs back over the rail and pulls the ringbell from the announcer. Sam climbs back over and goes for Adrian but Adrian grabs a chair and throws it at Sam, catching him in the face as he drops the bell.]
Toby Navel : Adrian climbs to his feet and charges Sam up the stairs. Adrian with mounted lefts and rights on the stairs but Sam pushes him off. Both men get to their feet and Adrian ducks a clothesline and low blows Sam, then grabs him by the hair and slams the back of his head into the stairs. Adrian walks further up the stairs almost to the top and Sam follows.
[At the top, Sam grabs Adrian but Adrian punches Sam and Sam almost topples down the stairs, barely catching himself by grabbing a nearby chair. Adrian punches again, and a third try is blocked as Sam smashes a beer cup over Adrians head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian stumbles into the lobby and Sam rushes after him, Adrian drops and drops toe holds him, sending Sam face first into the cold hard cement floor. Pin attempt.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ...................... (Sam rolls the shoulder)
Toby Navel : Adrian grabs Sam and slams his head against a nearby wall 3 or 4 times, then pulls Sam to his feet. Adrian goes for a suplex but Sam blocks and slams Adrians head face first into the wall. Sam crotches Adrian on the wall (its a wall that separates the lobby area from the seats, not too high) then grabs him for a suplex, yelling for people to move from a nearby Cobryn shrine merchandise booth. Sam goes to front suplex Adrian through the stand, but Adrian gets free and tries for his own suplex, which Sam reverses and indeed does suplex Adrian through the stand with a loud crash.
[Sam walks over and grabs a beer from the refreshment stand, downs it and heads back to Adrian. Sam bends down to pull Adrian up, and Adrian smashes a Cobryn Shrine over the back of Sams head and pushes him back. Adrian gets to his feet and picks up another Cobryn Shrine, throws it at Sam, Sam ducks and it nails some 70 year old lady in the head and knocks her out.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, i hope to god that she is going to be ok.
[Adrian charges Sam, but Sam sends Adrian flying back first into the wall. Sam comes after Adrian, Adrian kicks him in the balls and gets to his feet. Adrian whips Sam toward the refreshment stand, but Sam catches himself before he hits it. Sam turns around and catches Adrian charging at him, and backdrops him over the stand. Adrian miraculously lands on his feet, grabs a plate of nachos and throws it into Sams face, then grabs Sam and slams him face first into the scalding hot cheese maker for the nachos.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats going to leave a mark!
Jeremy Tucker : Sam stumbles back, and Adrian climbs the stand. Adrian jumps and dropkicks Sam, sending him back first into a wall. Sam slumps down holding his face and Adrian jumps on him for a cover. Adrian gets up and grabs a beer from a fan, and pours it on Sams face, making Sam scream in more agony.
[Both men get up and Adrian whips Sam, but Sam reverses and sends Adrian face first into and out the double doors nearby into the Australian night. Sam grabs a bottle of water and quickly pours it over his face and then grabs a container of something else, but we cant see what. Sam heads out after Adrian.]
Toby Navel : Sam walks out the doors with the container in his left hand, but theres no sign of Adrian. Adrian runs up behind Sam but Sam hears him and turns around just as Adrian runs at him, opens the container and slams it onto Adrians face, its Adrians turn to scream in pain.
[Sam grabs Adrian (with the container stuck on his head) and rams his head repeatedly into the door. ]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian slumps down against the wall, and pulls the container off, furiously wiping salsa out of his eyes and off his head. Sam grabs Adrian, Adrian tries to kick him in the balls again, but Sam grabs his leg, Adrian uses his other leg to trip Sam and Sam falls on his back. Adrian stands up and stumbles down toward the parking lot.
[Adrian walks by an ambulance and walks over to a car and smashes the window with his elbow. Adrian jumps in and hotwires the car as Sam walks into view. Adrian hits the gas and rushes at Sam, but Sam moves and Adrian runs down the same 70 year old lady being taken to the ambulance on a stretcher.]
Adrian: uh .oops.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian gets out of the car and looks for Sam, but cant find him. Adrian turns around and gets clotheslined down by Sam. Sam slams Adrian headfirst into the door a few times and climbs up onto the roof of the car. Sam pulls Adrian up and powerbombs him onto the car. Adrian falls off in a heap as Sam jumps down and covers.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .......................... (Tanner somehow rolls the shoulder.)
[Away from the parking lot and down the road now, Adrian grabs Sam and whips him into the middle of a nearby busy road.]
Toby Naval: Adrian just sent Sam into traffic!
Andrew Fulton: Brilliant! I win!
[Sam just barely stops himself before being hit.]
Jeremy Tucker: Hes not dead you idiot.
Andrew Fulton: Yet.
[Sam crosses to the other side of the street; Adrian and the ref follow closely behind. Once on the other side, Adrian charges at Sam, but Sam ducks and backdrops Adrian through the window of a restaurant theyre standing in front of.]
Toby Navel : Sam walks through the glass door of the restaurant and looks for Adrian. Adrian grabs a soda off a table and drinks it, then picks up one of the wooden chairs nearby. Sam walks down through the restaurant, turns and Adrian breaks the chair over him. Adrian grabs Sam by the head, springboards off a table and plants Sam head first into the ground with a tornado ddt.
Jeremy Tucker : This is unbelievable, these two men putting it all on the line to come home with the Australian title, and Adrian goes for a cover while the fans in the restaurant scatter, not knowing what is going on.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........................... 2 .......................... (Piltdown kicks out.)
[Tanner hops up onto a bar, and launches off it nailing Sam with a beautiful Swanton, then goes for another cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................... (Kickout by Sam)
Toby Navel : Tanner cant believe it, he slams the floor with his fist, then goes up to the bar again and dives off this time with a diving head but!
Jeremy Tucker : He moved! Piltdown moved out of the way!
[Sam gets to his feet, grabs Tanner of the Floor and double underhooks his arms. Piltdown lifts Tanner up so they are upside down and then sits down, dropping Adrian on his head/back of his neck.]
Toby Navel : THE F-BOMB!
Jeremy Tucker : SAM PLITDOWN JUST NAILED ADRIAN TANNER JR WITH THE F- BOMB! This one is all over folks!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ........................... 3~!!!!!
Toby Navel : He did it! Sam Piltdown retains his title here at the Broken Hearts ppv, and what a battle it was!
Frank Salazar : The winner of the match, and STILL Australian Heavyweight Champion, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Sam's arm, the cheers from the fans can be heard all the way across the road, till the shot goes outside the restaurant to see that half of them are out there leaning on the glass having followed them out from the stadium.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a night, thanks for joining us fans, don't forget, next week coming live from Palm Springs we have the joint Ring Syndicate PPV entitled Palm Springs : The World is Watching, and also we have a free for all down here at the Crown Casino for all those not going to Palm Springs, see you th....
Toby Navel : Hang on a sec Jerry. Adrian is on his feet and moving towards Sam.
[Adrian Tanner Jr walks up to Sam Piltdown and looks him in the eye, then offers his hand for a shake. Sam takes his time looking at Adrian, and then to the fans who have all packed into the restaurant now, then accepts the handshake as the scene fades.]
The 'tron lights up and shows the build up to the ppv. We see shots of Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner Jr beating the hell out of each other, a close up shot of Nick Cairo and Dracon face to face. There is a some footage of Stan and Messiah battling each other, some footage of the Hellhounds and Mars and Stein, there is a shot of Cobryn with a smug look on his face and a question mark on the other side of the 'tron, and then a final shot of Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner with the Australian Heavyweight Championship in between them.]
Jeremy Tucker : WELCOME TO BROKEN HEARTS!!!
Toby Navel : Wow, what a night we got in store for you fans tonight. Stan and Messiah, The Hellhounds going up against Mars and The Punisher, our commissioner hooking up with his Nemesis Nick Cairo, a mystery opponent for our World Champion Cobryn, and Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner Jr going at it one last time for the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : I can't wait to see who is Cobryn's mystery opponent, i have had all my spies out all week, and no one has heard anything.
Andrew Fulton : Jerry, you didn't need to go to all that trouble, all you had to do was ask Moi, and i would of been more then happy to tell you.
Toby Navel : You don't know who it is Fulton, i wish you would stop these charades all the time, pretending you know everything that is going on.
Andrew Fulton : I am the Commentary Team Captain, thus, they tell me all these things.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah right, well then if you know who it is, then why don't you tell us then?
Andrew Fulton : You have had all week to ask me Jerry, and "NOW" you want to come to me? What am i, the fat girl who suddenly looks good for a roll in the hay ten minutes before the club is closing?
Toby Navel : See, i told you he doesn't know Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets get this show started, and what better then with some tag team action.
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Jeremy Tucker: And here we go fans, what better way to kickstart the show then with one of the two most extreme matches of the night! Or at least most expected to be.
Toby Navel: If The Hellhounds are in a match, it is definitely expected to be extreme
Andrew Fulton: Extreme you sound like teenager pricks from the Hardy Boys fan club. The word is H-A-R-D-K-O-R-E with a K mother-fuckers!
Jeremy Tucker: Don't start with your Purgatory Puppies esquizophrenia
Toby Navel: The Hardys have a fan club?
Jeremy Tucker: You shouldnt have asked.
Andrew Fulton: I Don't know Navel. You tell me asshole.
[The Dandenong Basketball Stadium goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then The Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop with a three-dimensional skull rotating, and the graphic "Dan Stein".]
Frank Salazar: THIS A NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! COMING FIRST TO THE RING
[The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.]
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
# A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
# I am the Crawling dead
# A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
# More human than human, more human than human
[Once in the ring, Stein uses the Peacemaker and points at the official referee of this match, El Atlético, and quickly raises it over his head to acknowledge the crowd.]
Frank Salazar: FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN! WEIGHTING TWO HUNDRED SIXTY-FIVE POUNDS AND STANDING AT SIX FEET SEVEN INCHES TALL! THE PUNISHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR DAN STEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Where in the hell is Domino?!?!? This is bullshit! I want my money back!!!
Jeremy Tucker: The dark side of Navel showing up!
Andrew Fulton: The dark side of a kid who jerks off in the name of Chyna!
Toby Navel: You two can suck my
[The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.]
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aus-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness, with the CWA Statewide Championship belt resting over his right shoulder.
[[I'm suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I'm the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why you're feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars walks up the ring steps and gets into the ring with the leg over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Stein have managed to leave their differences back in the trunk, and thats the smart way to go.
Frank Salazar: AND HIS PARTNER! WEIGHTING THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS AND STANDING AT SEVEN FEET TALL!!! VERY TALL!!!
Andrew Fulton: Mars and Stein can hook up as girlfriends and even make a porn movie together if they want to, but the Hellhounds will pulverize, decimate and annihilate them in a second!!!
Frank Salazar: THE CWA STATEWIDE CHAMPIOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEE GOD OF WAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! MAAAARRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby Navel: Yeah right.
Andrew Fulton: What do you know about wrestling?
Toby Navel: I know Lesnar IS NEXT~!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh give me a break.
Andrew Fulton: I thought so.
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson hits, creating a commotion from the people of Melbourne.]
Jeremy Tucker: Here they come
Frank Salazar: AND THE OPPONENTS! HAILING FROM THE LAND OF ravish AND HONEY!!!
Andrew Fulton: The ones everybody has been waiting for!
Frank Salazar: WITH A COMBINED WEIGHT OF SIX HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS!!!
Toby Navel: I Don't know about you but Ive been waiting to see Domino. This PPV will be worst than NO WAY OUT if we Don't show Domino
Frank Salazar: THE CWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS FOR GODS SAKE!!!
Andrew Fulton: Salazar has been acting weird lately huh?
Jeremy Tucker: So you see wrestling because of the women? Thats pathetic.
Toby Navel: Don't tell me you didnt want to see Torrie and Sable showing something when they walked out at the WWE event
Jeremy Tucker: Stop advertising or youll lose your job.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, shut your mouth or youll lose your $5.15 per hour job. What a threat
Toby Navel: They should pay us more
Frank Salazar: ACCOMPAINED BY HAAAAAAARDKOOOOOOOORE JONNIE VAAAAAAALEENNNNTINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton: I remember the IWA days with big ass paychecks damn.
[The Hellhounds come out lead with chain dog collars by Hardkore Jonnie Valentine. A group of fans dressed from Hot Topic push their way into the front row. We can see they are taking objects from their long leather jackets.]
Frank Salazar: THEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLHOUUUUUUUUUUUNDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the fault of wrestlers like Cobryn and Big Stan that demand big contracts and with the new signing it will be much, much worse.
Toby Navel : Whos the new signing?!?! A big name???
Andrew Fulton : I told you already that im not telling you guys yet.
[Jonnie waits with the Hellhounds in the top of the ramp, barely being able to hold them back. Mars gets close to the ropes and points at Jonnie, doing a throat slash gesture right after.]
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie is laughing at Mars. I Don't think he took Mars threat too seriously.
Andrew Fulton: Of course not! If Jonnie doesn't fear the Hellhounds he can't fear anything at all!
Toby Navel: Well Mars is pretty scary
Andrew Fulton: Did you say Mars is pretty?
Toby Navel: No I said pretty scary
Andrew Fulton: Ohhhhhh Mars is pretty for you. Ladies and germs, Toby Navel is coming out of the closet~!
[Jeremy Tucker chuckles.]
Toby Navel: I'm not the one who has a collection of she-male porn movies!!!
Andrew Fulton: How the hell do you Don't FUCK WITH THAT NAVEL!
Toby Navel: You started first!
Jeremy Tucker: That was too harsh Navel. You Don't know how to make a joke. He was just kidding .
[Jonnie lets the Hellhounds free!]
Toby Navel: But he can say? Oh fuck.
Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds are running to the ring!
Andrew Fulton: Jerry, we can see that.
[Psycho and Cerberus slide into the ring and start brawling with Mars and Stein; back and forth, left and right, right and left, up and down wait, not up and down. El Atlético orders to start the match.]
Toby Navel: Mars lifted Psycho up and slammed his back against the corner, and now is connecting with some elbows to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: Stein doesn't have the same luck of Mars and is taking a beating from the three hundred sixty-five, six feet and seven inches monster known as Cerberus. Cerberus is laying the boots on the Punisher
Andrew Fulton: Cerberus is punishing the Punisher?!?!
Toby Navel: That was the dumbass remark of the night. Thanks Fulton.
[Mars sends some knees to Psychos gut making Psycho go down in the corner. Mars and Cerberus look at each other, realising they are the only two standing in the ring, not counting the fucking ref ok?]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars and Cerberus run at each other and meet in the center with clotheslines! Both men are down!
[Mars and Cerberus roll out of the ring as Stein and Psycho get up to their feet.]
Toby Navel: Psycho runs and clotheslines Stein ducks the clothesline from Psycho and wraps his arms around Psychos waist
Jeremy Tucker: But Psycho takes Stein off his back with three elbows! Psycho Irish whips Stein to the ropes but Stein reverses it and whips Psycho instead Psycho comes back and is met with a belly-to-belly suplex!
Toby Navel: Cerberus gets in the ring and clotheslines the back of the head of Stein! El Atlético orders Cerberus to back off to his corner.
[Stein is on his knees and starts to stand up.]
Jeremy Tucker: Soccer kick by Psycho!!! Mars gets upset and tries to enter the ring but is stopped by El Atlético.
Toby Navel: Cerberus gets in the ring while the ref is distracted with Mars!!! Mars is trying to tell him but the dumb ref is too busy arguing with him!!!
Andrew Fulton: El Atlético is doing a great work. Keeping the match clean you know?
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus piledrives Psychos head on Steins stomach!!! Stein can't breathe!
[Mars is back on his corner and El Atlético notices Cerberus walking to his corner.]
Toby Navel: Whoa. Now is the ref asking Cerberus what he was doing inside the ring meh. Like if Cerberus could talk
Jeremy Tucker: Forget about the ref, Psycho is climbing up to the top rope!
Toby Navel: And Stein is still down trying to breathe! This doesn't look good for The Punisher!
[Psycho jumps with a superfly headbutt off the top rope!]
Jeremy Tucker: Stein moves just in time!!! Psycho lands hard on the empty canvas!!!
Toby Navel: No water in the pool!!! Stein is crawling to his corner! He is going to make the tag!!!
[Mars extends his arm to make the tag, but Jonnie Valentine swings a heavy chain to the back of his knees and Mars falls from the corner, smashing himself on the apron on the way down!]
Jeremy Tucker: Damn Jonnie V! When is he going to stop getting his nose in the Hellhounds matches?
Andrew Fulton: [Singing Rob Zombies song] Never Gonna Stop Yeah! Never Gonna Stop!
Toby Navel: Stein is looking for the tag but Mars is not there
Andrew Fulton: Mars neglected the tag from Stein?!?!?! What a traitor!
Jeremy Tucker: What the fuck are you talking about Fulton?
Andrew Fulton: What? Can't you see it?
Jeremy Tucker: What I see is that you're full of shit. I think El Atlético saw Jonnies interference and is arguing with him. El Atlético is ordering Jonnie to go to the back!!!
Andrew Fulton: Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!! Bullshit!!!
Toby Navel: Jonnie Valentine is refusing to go to the back look! Cerberus is standing in the back of El Atlético!
Jeremy Tucker: Jonnie Valentine pulls out the finger to the ref and Cerberus forearm smashes his back! El Atlético falls badly out of the ring!!! Cerberus knocked the ref out of the ring!
Andrew Fulton: It was a mistake
Jeremy Tucker:
Toby Navel: The Purgatory Puppies are making noise! This is going to turn nasty!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is up with an evil laugh and attacks Valentine!!! What is he doing?!?!?
Toby Navel: Mars is biting Jonnies nose!!! Oh my God!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Sweet Jesus!!! Thats as brutal as it gets!!!
Andrew Fulton: Get that Mike Tyson wannabe off of Valentine!!!
[Cerberus gets out of the ring and pulls Mars by the hair, ramming his back on the steel ring steps!]
Jeremy Tucker : Cerberus moves towards one of the puppies in the crowd who is holding out a fry pan for him, but is distracted by a fan who has jus....
Toby Navel : THATS DOMINO!
Andrew Fulton : I believe your right Toby, and hmmmm... would you look at that, she just flashed Cerberus distracting him.
Jeremy Tucker : I hope that girl knows what she is getting herself into, Cerberus would like nothing better then to lock her in a room for a night with his egg beater and ...
Toby Navel : All right Jerry, we get the picture, do you have to talk about her in such a way?
[Stein comes up behind Cerberus and nails him with a Reverse Neckbreaker.]
Jeremy Tucker : Twilight Hammer! Stein with the Twilight Hammer to Cerberus!
[Stein high fives Domino and then she passes him a small fire extinguisher out of a bag she is holding, and Stein sprays Cerberus with it.]
Toby Navel : Stein getting back on the offence here, but look out, Psycho is up on the top rope lining him up!
[Psycho launches and nails an unsuspecting Stein with a Psychosault off the top to the outside.]
Andrew Fulton : YES! Now they got em!
Jeremy Tucker : I dont know Andrew, that looked like it hurt Psycho as well, and now Mars is getting to his feet, stalking him.
[Mars measures the hurt Psycho and then nails him with a hard Heart Punch.]
Toby Navel : Mars really nailed him with that one, and is now moving over to domino, who is shirking back from him, the poor girl is terrified of this guy.
[Domino backs away slowly and Mars demands she give him what in the bag, so she reaches in there and tosses it to him. The bag looks to be moving.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! There is something in that bag! Its alive!
[Mars reaches into the bag and pulls out a cat, yes, a cat, and a very aggravated cat at that.]
Andrew Fulton : How the hell did they get a cat into the arena? Somebody call the RSPCA!
Jeremy Tucker : This is out of control, what a way to kick of Broken Hearts!
[Mars hold the cat up in the air in his sinister way and then tosses it right into the face of Jonnie Valentine who was just getting to his feet rubbing his nose.]
Andrew Fulton : That cat is scratching the hell out of Jonnie!
[Jonnie grabs the cat and tosses it into the crowd, his face now marked not only from where Mars was biting him, but also from the scratches of the cat.]
Toby Navel : Jonnie doesn't look to happy, and neither do the puppies in the crowd, they are screaming for Mars' blood.
Andrew Fulton : As well they should, this man is like a god to us, and as if trying to scar the man isn't bad enough, Mars and Stein crossed the line earlier in the week with them wise cracks about his brother Greg.
[Cerberus back on his feet grabs a meat thermometer from a ringside fan and runs up behind Mars, stabbing him with it and carving him up.]
Jeremy Tucker : The Hellhounds back in control. Mars trying to block the meat thermometer, but Jonnie jumps up onto the apron and helicopter rana's Mars!
Andrew Fulton : Jonnie at his best!
[Jonnie directs Cerberus to roll Mars into the ring while he helps Psycho up and they both pull a table out from under the ring, sliding it into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : I smell a Stillborn Cradle coming up!
Toby Navel : It looks that way, and look at El Atlético, he is still out of it!
[The Hellhounds go to set Mars up on the table, but they are distracted by someone jumping out of the crowd and up onto the apron.]
Jeremy Tucker : THATS STEVE DANIELS!
Toby Navel : Steve Daniels is here in Australia! I dont believe it!
[Psycho and Cerberus rush towards him, but he jumps down off the apron, taunting them, as Greg jumps from the other side of the crowd and mounts the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : And GREG DANIELS AS WELL! Both Daniels are here in Australia!
Toby Navel : Two Daniels' for the price of One!
[Greg jumps of the top rope unseen and nails Jonnie with the GFD to a huge pop from the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : Greg Daniels with the Great Flying Device and Jonnie is out of it, this isn't his night tonight.
[On the outside, Domino has jumped the barrier as well, and is helping Stein up to his feet, she hands him a can of hair spray and a lighter, and slides a taser into Mars.]
Toby Navel : Mars wastes no time in zapping Cerberus to buggery with the Taser, and look at that gleam in his eyes, thats just plain scary.
Jeremy Tucker : Stein slides into the ring while Domino is trying to revive El Atlético and lights up the hair spray setting Psycho alight, this is unheard of, Mars and Stein are beating The Hellhounds at there own game!
[Mars grabs Psycho and drills him with a back breaker, holding on while Stein mounts the second rope, coming off with an elbow drop onto Psycho who was still on Mars' knee.]
Toby Navel : Old School Demolition there fans, Stein goes for a cover as El Atlético slides into the ring.
El Atlético : 1 .................. 2 ..................... 3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : They did it! Mars and Stein defeated the Hellhounds!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, no thanks to them damn Daniels Brothers!
Toby Navel : The tag team scene sure is hotting up around here now, with the emergence of them, plus these two great teams.
Andrew Fulton : Well, if Mars and Stein think there are through with The Hellhounds, they are far from mistaken.
Jeremy Tucker : Far from mistaken? That would make them right wouldn't it Fulton ?
Andrew Fulton : ARGGGGGGGGGG!!! Dang it, you know what i mean!
Toby Navel : (Chuckling) Dont worry about it Andrew, I'm sure the Hellhounds will get there chance for revenge.
Andrew Fulton : Don't console me you little worm!
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Suite-Pee hits as a confused audience looks at the entrance not recognizing who's what person the theme belongs to. When Doug Mental steps out the audience practically explodes and soon thereafter the chant of his name is echoed throughout the arena. He casually walks down the ramp mic in hand high fiving some fans and flippin off others. When he steps into the ring he signals to cut his music and the audience dies down along with it...
Mental: Finally Mental Has Come to....uh...nevermind we won't go the idiotic arrogant non-wrestling ass route today. SO SUP CWA!
*Big Pop*
Yea I'm back in the wrestling biz. No I'm not better than ever. Hell probably worse I haven't worked out in two weeks. I feel like a fat slob. Look at this gut!
Mental barely manages to grab any skin off his 5 and a half pack.
Mental: This is no shape to be wrestling in! *twitch* dammit. Well look I'm here I said my peace I'm gone. I think I'll go in the back and start messing with some of my fellow wrestling buddies heh heh.
Mental slams himself to the ground much to the amusement of the audience who all go nuts when Mental goes nuts.
Mental: Aww nuts. *twitch* Speaking of this has to be like the only time if not maybe the second time I will make a call like this. Who is the first to want piece of the Dougiemeister? Be forewarned.
Mental jumps to the lower right top rope and does a moonsault on the mat taking special care NOT to cover his face. He hops up and spits out a little blood.
Mental: I'm not to right upstairs and even worse is that I know of LOVE IT.
Teh (NOT THE TEH!) End
Mental drops the mic does a 3 point stance then kicks far off into the audience it is not known whether a the fan who caught it caught it with his hands or his face.
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Frank Salazar:Ladies and Gentlemen coming down to the ring first, standing at 64 and weighing in at 250 lbs, from Hollywood, California this is your CWA Comissioner, DRACONNNNN KJX XANATHOOSSSSSSS!!!!
[The lights go out with the effect of a power problem in the Dandenong as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the people of Melbourne; the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron we see two big amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the KJX letters shows up in red.]
[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming KJX, KJX, KJX like obsessive fans. In the Aus-tron shots of KJ Xanathos winning Oscars, Grammies, Emmys and MTV Video Music Awards are shown right before Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracons eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus-tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers.]
David Draimans voice: Do you feel good?
[Clips of Dragon winning cups and trophies in important martial arts tournaments are shown and in light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a mixed styles form with unique concentration. Now a close up to KJX face.]
David Draimans voice: You should!
[KJX is seen competing in some extreme sports like snowboarding, sky surfing, skateboarding, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing and bungee jumping. Dracon continues performing the martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the screen.]
David Draimans voice: Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh
[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring).]
David Draimans voice: Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!
[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times.]
David Draimans voice:
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems whats left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Aus-tron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracons matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship.]
David Draimans voice:
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]
David Draimans voice:
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and white-gold gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring)]
Jeremy Tucker: Look at this packed arena tonight. The fans are on their feet and the place is flooded with signs of we love KJX, theres a lot of support tonight for our commish.
Toby Navel: But will fan support get the job done against Nick Cairo?
Jeremy Tucker: Time well tonight Toby.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 221 lbs from Bakersfield , Callifonia this is NICKKKK CAIRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!
{ Edgecrusher by Fear Factory starts up as the a singapore cane is shown sticking through the stage curtians, A mixed crowd reaction occurs as Nick Cairo makes his way through the curtains. With a wild look in his eyes heading towards the ring, Nick is tapping the cane against his left hand and pointing it towards Dracons head. }
Jeremy Tucker: Finally Nick is entering the ring as this could be a very hot match tonight.
Toby Navel: Could you feel the tension between these two? Its very possible neither one of these men will be walking out of here tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: That could be, and were off as Nick swings the cane at Dracons head but the comissh ducks and hits Cairo with a beautiful dropkick.
Toby Navel: Cane is on the ground and referee Jack Ripum kicks it out of the ring as he sounds for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo up and goes for a clothesline, but Dracon ducks connects with a roundhouse kick.
Toby Navel: Thats a wake up call and here comes Cairo charging again but is taken down with a hip toss by Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo back up and taken down with another hip toss by Dracon, and were off to a fast start early in the match.
Toby Navel: Cairo is getting frustrated by the second as Dracon is ready for eveything that comes his way.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo slowly getting to his feet walks over towards Dracon as both men are staring each other in the eyes.
Toby Navel: You know Cairo is just waiting to paintbrush Dracon, but neither man is moving.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo goes for the left hand but its blocked and Dracon sends Cairo bouncing into the ropes with an irish whip.
Toby Navel: Cairo comes charging at Dracon but the commish takes him down with a Hurricanranna. I didnt see that coming at all.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon drops down and applies an arm bar to Cairo and the fans are showing their applause.
Toby Navel: Its clear to see who the fans are supporting tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon pats Cairo on the head for insult as both men slowly start to get to their feet.
Toby Navel: Cairo uses his right arm and goes for a back elbow connecting with the teeth of Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Stunned just a bit it looks like we have another irish whip into the ropes but Dracon comes back with a thez press and starts pounding away on Cairo.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is letting this go, he seems more occupied with all the signs and lovely women at ringside then the match.
Jeremy Tucker: Well weve seen in the past that referee Jack Ripum lets everything and anything go in his matches.
Andrew Fulton: Just like a referee should do, let then men go at it with full force.
Toby Navel: Dracon gets up and sends Cairo straight into the corner and follows after him, but is met with a nasty kick to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: Wonder how that tasted as Dracon took a mouth full there.
Toby Navel: Shoe flavor of the night wasnt on his menu im sure.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo grabs Dracon and throws him into the corner connecting with several hard lefts hands.
Toby Navel: A mouthful of boot followed by several left handsd cant feel all that great.
Jeremy Tucker: Knife hand chops by Cairo as Dracon is in the corner, but the fans are chanting KJX rather loud in this areana.
Toby Navel: What? I can barely hear you, the fans are over riding what youre saying.
Jeremy Tucker: I SAID THE FANS ARE CHANTING KJX RATHER LOUD IN THIS ARENA.
Toby Navel: OK, I HEARD YOU THAT TIME!
Andrew Fulton: BOTH OF YOU QUIET DOWN, YOURE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
Jeremy Tucker: Nick goes for a right hand but its blocked by Dracon as he begins to punch his way out of the corner, and Cairo is backing up across the ring.
Toby Navel: Nick grabs Dracon by the hand and sends him into the ropes, but ducking down Dracon comes back with a sunset flip.
Referee Jack Ripum: { ONE...............}
{TWO....................}
{T...........................}
Jeremy Tucker: Take a look at Nicks face, he wasnt expecting that and quickly rolls out of the ring to regain his composure.
Toby Navel: Make no mistake about it, Dracon isnt getting paid by the minute here. And quite frankly id not want to spend more then 5 minutes in the ring with Nick Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick slides back in the ring but is met with a baseball dropkick in the chops, someone better call Nick a dentist.
Toby Navel: That kick was dead on but Cairo is coming back into the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick comes charging over towards Dracon but is taken down with another hip toss as the fans are applauding at ringside. Dracon looks like hes toying with Nick tonight.
Toby Navel: Its just your basic stuff but its throwing Cairo off of his game plan.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets up and walks again towards Dracon, this time both men are nose to nose as you can see a snarling look across Nicks face.
Toby Navel: I think Dracon just offered Nick a tic tac or something but im not sure.
Jeremy Tucker: It doesnt matter what he offered because theyre locking up in a test of strength as both men are battling it out for the advantage.
Toby Navel: Dracon seems to have the advantage, now Nick, but its going back and forth, wait a second.
Jeremy Tucker: Low blow by Cairo sends Dracon to his knees. Thats just dirty pool, Nick having to use a low blow to get the advantage.
Toby Navel: The fans arent approving of this as Nick is walking around the ring with his hands in the air. Talk about showing no respect.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick comes back and lifts Dracon in the air but cant do it, as Dracon reverses it and hits a snap suplex on Cairo and follows that up with a pin.
{ ONE...................}
{ TWO....................}
{T..........}
Toby Navel: Thats the second two count of the night for Dracon and the fans are loving this.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon whips Cairo into the ropes, but Nick comes back with a flying dropkick that sends Dracon onto the mat.
Toby Navel: Nick gets over there and is raking the bottem of his boot over Dracons eyes and yelling at the fans, again no respect here for Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum is bending down to tie his shoes, once again not paying attention to the match.
Andrew Fulton: Safety comes first Jeremy and you know that.
Toby Navel: But his shoe was undone just now? Why did he just notice this?
Andrew Fulton: I dont think the wrestlers have vision covered in their contracts, you know how cheap Soutter is.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick stops and sends Dracon into the ropes and takes him down with a flying headscissors following into a crippler crossface.
Toby Navel: Dont you mean the code-breaker beta? Nick clearly has the advantage now and is wrenching back on Dracon, just looking for the submision.
Jeremy Tucker: You can see the look of pain across Dracons face but the arena is getting louder again.
Toby Navel: Look at Cairo, he cant stand the fans reaction to Dracon and hes losing it.
Jeremy Tucker: Soutter needs to start giving his roster a psychological exam every month. These guys are losing their minds more and more by the week.
Toby Navel: But the more the fans are showing their support for Dracon, the more pressure Nick puts on. Dracon is trying to pull himself towards the ropes but to no avail.
Jeremy Tucker: Is it me, or is Nick applying an illegal choke with the crossface?
Andrew Fulton: I dont see anything illegal about this move.
Toby Navel: Even if he was, do you think the referee cares? Hes about as qualified to officiate as Soutter is for a super model commercial.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is trying to reach for the ropes and Nick is applying more pressure on the hold, but the fans arent giving up.
Toby Navel: Theres so many signs in here with Dracons picture and support that ...its unreal what im seeing.
Jeremy Tucker: KJX mania is running wild tonight, and the fans have caught the fever!
Toby Navel: Well Dracon better find a way to break this hold, or hes going to find himself catching the hospital bed.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is yelling at the fans to shut up but its only causing a louder reaction.
Toby Navel: Referee Tatum finally goes to check for an illegal choke, but trips over Nick in the process, causing the hold to be broken.
Andrew Fulton: I forgot, Soutter doesnt pay for medical or dental either. Poor Jack Ripum is blind and its all Soutters fault.
Jeremy Tucker: An irrate Cairo is yelling at the referee and shoving him back towards the corner.
Toby Navel: Jack is yelling back at Cairo as well and these two are staring each other down face to face.
Jeremy Tucker: This is inapporpriate behavior for an official but Nick knows better then to lay his hands on the offical.
Toby Navel: Dracon pulls himself up with the aide of the ropes and the fans are going wild again.
Jeremy Tucker: Refereee Ripum shoves Cairo who turns around and is planted with a ddt by Dracon. I believe Nick just ate the canvas with that one.
Toby Navel: How do you like your mats? Personally ive never tasted one.
Andrew Fulton: Interfere in the match, im sure youll get you frist taste.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes towards Cairo and lifts him up, tossing him into the corner and follows over in hot pursuit.
Toby Navel: Nick is backed up in the corner, and Dracon stands on the first turnbuckle and starts punching Nick in the face.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are counting along with every punch Dracon throws and were up to seven now.
Andrew Fulton: Im amazed the fans here can count that high.
Toby Navel: Weve hit the ten count, and Dracon moves away as Nick begins to double over but is taken down with a bulldog but KJX.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans loved that, and Nick is becoming very good friends with the ring mat tonight.
Toby Navel: Dracon is looking around at his sea of fans, and runs towards the turnbuckles and jumps onto the top one, connecting with a split-legged moonsault.
Jeremy Tucker: Talk about a great move, with perfect timing, it came off looking picture perfect.
Toby Navel: Dracon goes for the pin here.
{ ONE...................}
{ TWO..................}
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets his shoulder up as Dracon slams Nicks head into the canvas several times.
Toby Navel: How scrambled do you like your brain cells?
Jeremy Tucker: Its been a verbal battle all week long, and these two have some serious heat between them.
Toby Navel: Dracon turns to acknowledge his fans briefly and quickly turns his attention back to Cairo standing him up.
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like were going for a neckbreaker here, but Nick drops down to the mat, and slides under Dracons legs pulling him down for the pin.
{ ONE...............}
{ TW...............}
Toby Navel: Kick out by Dracon, and its amazing he did considering the handful of tights Nick had in his grasp.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick goes for an irish whip to the ropes but its reversed and Dracon follows that up with a thunderous clothesline as both men go over the top rope.
Toby Navel: Looks like they landed a few feet away from the singapore cane.
Jeremy Tucker: If Nick gets his hands on that, its going to be lights out Dracon.
Toby Navel: Dracon goes for Nicks arm, but Nick throws Dracon into the ring steps and goes for his cane.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon bounced head first off the steps but manages to stay on his feet but doubled over.
Toby Navel: Cane in hand, Nick comes from behind and chokes Dracon with the singapore cane, taking Dracon dwon with a russian leg sweep straight into the ring steps.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats going to leave some bruises not to mention a killer headache.
Toby Navel: Cairo tosses the cane aside and rolls Dracon back into the ring, as Jack starts to administer the ten count.
Jeremy Tucker: What a moron, he shouldve done that when they were outside the ring.
Toby Navel: Nick is going up to the top turnbuckle now and looks around as the fans are booing him out of the building tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo shows the fans theyre number one twice over, and connects with the meat cleaver right in Dracons heart.
Toby Navel: One of the most beautiful high angled elbows ive seen and he drove it home like a dagger.
Andrew Fulton: Meat Cleaver? They should call that move the heart stopper.
Toby Navel: Dracon looks to be in a world of pain but Nick goes for the pin as the fans are screaming for Dracon to get up.
{ ONE .....................}
{TWO........................}
{TH......................}
Jeremy Tucker: Im not sure if Dracon kicked out or if Nick pulled him up, but either way Cairo slaps Dracon around for insult to injury.
Toby Navel: Look into Cairos eyes, its like watching a man slowly transform and im not sure what it is, but im not liking this look.
Andrew Fulton: Its called a look of hunger, desire, being the best.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon gets flipped ovre as Cairo locks on a half crab, and sits up towards Dracons nect.
Toby Navel: Hes trying to yank those legs from their sockets and this cant be good for Dracon, hes in the middle of the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: A true test of will power no doubt from Dracon will have to be shown if he wants to prevail.
Toby Navel: The look on Dracons face says it all, this is painful and hes got nowhere to go.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo pulls harder on the legs and stands just a bit , but OUCH!
Toby Navel: Cairo just came crashing down on Dracons back like he was some sort of trampoline.
Jeremy Tucker: The human back wasnt meant for that and the crowd just covered their eyes, but the faithful are still chanting KJX.
Toby Navel: Dracon has his head turned in pain, and hes trying so hard to crawl towards the ropes but Cairo stands up and comes crashing down on Dracons back again.
Jeremy Tucker: Good god almighty, Nick is making sure that Dracon doesnt have a back.
Toby Navel: Theres some pounding be heard on the mat, and Cairo lets go. Did Dracon tap out?
Jeremy Tucker: I didnt see him tap out, but you cant blame him for doing so.
Toby Navel: Oh my god, what an idiot. Jack Ripum is tapping his shoe on the ground for some reason.
Jeremy Tucker: This isnt HBK wanna be hour, meanwhile Cairo is walking around like he just won the match.
Toby Navel: The referee is still tapping his foot and Cairo stops and slowly turns around. I think he realises its not a tap out.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is looking down at the referee and now looking up, asking what the hell is going on.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is explaining that his shoe felt tight and that Dracon didnt tap out.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Nick is starting to shake, and I think hes going to blow his top here.
Toby Navel: Nick is slapping himself around, purely irrate about the situation and bends down towards Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is lifted up and dropped with a german suplex, but Cairo isnt stopping. Another german suplex followed up with a Great American piledriver. Good night Irene!
Toby Navel: The fans are on their feet and chanting Dracons name, and theres a loud mix of KJX chants, but Dracon looks to be out cold.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick throws the referee onto the mat and drops down for a pin.
{ ONE................}
{ TWO......................}
{ THR..................}
Toby Navel: HOLY SHIT! How did Dracon get out of that?
Jeremy Tucker: Left foot on the bottem rope breaks the three count, as Dracon lays motionless on the mat.
Toby Navel: Cairo is getting more furious by the second and hes kicking the ropes and grabs the referee by the neck.
Jeremy Tucker: A great set of offensive moves couldnt put Dracon away and the chants are getting louder by the second.
Toby Navel: I dont believe this, its almost like Dracon is feeding off of the crowd here, theyve become his life support.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo grabs a motionless Dracon up and attempts a vertical suplex, but whats this? Dracon reverses it and plants Cairo hard into the mat with a thunderous ddt.
Toby Navel: The impact was like God creating an earthquake, both men are motionless on the canvas with Nick on his face eating the canvas, and Dracon on his back.
Jeremy Tucker: Referee Ripum looks at both men and starts to administer the ten count, but can he even do that right?
Toby Navel: What a match its been, the fans are loving Dracon but Nick is starting to lose it mentally tonight, Dracon has gotten under his skin.
Jeremy Tucker: Were up to the count of three, and both me are still motionless on the canvas.
Four..........
Five ........
Six.........
Toby Navel: Cairo is slowly moving towards the ropes but the referee stops and looks out into the crowd. Is he waiting for a signal to stop the match, or just observing the women?
Jeremy Tucker: This guy is a joke of an official.
Seven..............
Eight.............
Nine............
Toby Navel: Well you look at this?
Jeremy Tucker: Nip up by Dracon has the fans on their feet and Dracon looks to be full of life here.
Toby Navel: Where did he find that strength from?
Jeremy Tucker: Im not sure but hes not standing proper, you can see that hes in pain with his back.
Toby Navel: Cairo slowly pulls himself up with the ropese and turns around and is belted with a roundhouse kick by Dracon, and another kick, followed with a missle dropkick that sends Cairo into the ropes.
Jeremy Tucker: That missle dropkick was to perfection Toby, Dracon showing us how its done tonight.
Toby Navel: Cairo steps out towards Dracon and is met with a swinging neckbreaker, both men go down and Dracon looks like hes regained his fire.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo lays down on the mat, but Dracon is eyeing the turnbuckles and making his way over, climbing to the top.
Toby Navel: Dracon looks around and Cairo slowly stands up, but is taken down with a diving hurricanranna and Dracon goes for the pin.
{ ONE..................}
{ TWO....................}
{T.......................}
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo rakes Dracons eyes and in the process, Dracon bumps the official who bounces into the ropes.
Toby Navel: Cheap move, but Cairo stays alive and gets to his feet, charging with a clothesline but Dracon ducks and referee Jack Ripum goes over the top rope.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the best move of the night, and the fans are loving it. Referee is down, Dracon is on his feet but met with a vicious low blow by Cairo.
Toby Navel: Dracon on his knees and Cairo bends down and starts messing with his boots.
Jeremy Tucker: His laces undone to?
Toby Navel: Oh my god, things are about to get ugly, Cairo has just pulled out a butterfuly knife and its bloodshed time here. How did that thing not fall out of his pockets?
Jeremy Tucker: And once again theres no referee to stop this, whats next?
Toby Navel: It looks like Cairo is going for the Ode to Grimstad. This could spell the end for Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo runs his tongue over the side of the knife and prepares to slice into Dracons head, how do you like your scalp?
Toby Navel: This is not for the weak of heart, and Cairo is showing he doesent have one.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is coming towards Dracons head, but is caught in the side of the throat with two fingers, and is given an oriental toss right on to the canvas.
Toby Navel: The blade has slidden towards the corner and Dracon is walking right over towards the blade and is looking into the crowd.
Jeremy Tucker: Use it Dracon, slice that monster up!
Toby Navel: I hate to say this, but I hope he does use it on him.
Andrew Fulton: This is wrong and illegal, someone needs to call for the bell.
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the fans, theyre telling Dracon to pick it up, and Dracon smiles, listening to his fans and grabs the blade.
Toby Navel: Dracon stands across the ring and throws the blade, I cant believe he just did that.
{ The audience cheers and erupts as the blade lands into the announcers table, right in front of Fulton. Turning white as a ghost, Fulton slumps down off the chair, and passes out onto the floor. Jeremy Tucker and Toby Navel both stand up applauding as Dracon smiles at what he just did. }
Jeremy Navel: Damn, to bad Dracon missed, that is the highlight of the night.
Toby Navel: We owe Dracon one for that.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon turns his attention back to the ring, as Cairo is up and attempts a back heel kick, but Dracon hits a leg sweep on him, sending Cairo onto his back.
Toby Navel: Dracon applies a deathlock to Cairo but whats the use? Jack Ripum is still on the ground, though he appears to be moving.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo appears to be tapping but theres no official to call it.
Toby Navel: We really need two officials for matches like these.
Jeremy Tucker: Letting go of the hold, Dracon hits a snapmare on Cairo and follows that up with a dropkick to the back of the head. Cairos head just bounced off the top rope.
Toby Navel: Backing up across the ring, Dracon charges at Cairo, and it looks like Nick is going to hit the tilt-a-whirl slam but Dracon takes him down with a hurricanrana and bounces off the ropes, landing a dropkick right on the chin of Cairo.
Jeremy Tucker: You can feel the energy, Dracon has a new life in him and referee Jack Ripum, is rolling back into the ring.
Toby Navel: So we are going to have an official for this match.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes for a belly to belly suplex after lifting Nick up, but its reversed and Nick comes crashing down with the move.
Toby Navel: Good match so far, but nobody clearly has the advantage.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo gets to his feet and pulls Dracon up and lifts him high into the air, parading around the ring with him.
Andrew Fulton: Wait for it.....wait for it......
Toby Navel: Blue Light SPECIAL!!!! Cairo makes a slit motion and forces referee Ripum to make the count.
{ ONE..................}
{ TWO....................}
{ THRE.....................]
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon gets his shoulder up and the fans are going wild, trying to get their hero back into the swing of things.
Toby Navel: I thought that was the end for sure.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo looks upset and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Dracon but pulls him up again. What is this man thinking?
Toby Navel: Cairo slaps Dracon around and hits a second swinging neckbreaker and points to the crowd, once agains showing them theyre number one.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick is showing no respect for anyone tonight.
Toby Navel: Oh my god, here it comes, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, what an impact as Dracons head bounced off the mat. Here we go.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick grapevines the legs and Jack goes down for the count.
{ ONE..................]
{ TWO.....................}
Toby Navel: Its over folks, what a match.
{ THRE............}
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Dracon kicked out right as the referee was about to hit three, what a spirtited athelte Dracon is.
Andrew Fulton: Nick was screwed over man, thats just not right.
Toby Navel: Nick is once again arguing with the referee and if he doent watch it, hell be Cairos next victum.
Andrew Fulton: Man this referee has no brains at all, any idiot can count to three.
Jeremy Tucker: Including you? Anyways back to the action, both men are still arguing and Dracon is trying so hard to get to his feet, the chants are growing louder and louder in here.
Toby Navel: Nick turns his attention back to Dracon but Dracon hits him with a few martial arts kicks, sending Cairo to his knees and hes blasted with a thunderous right hand by Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: KJX chants are heard throughout the building, and Dracon lifts Cairo up and hits a vicious side backbreaker.
Toby Navel: That looks as painful as anything ive seen and this match is no longer about winning or losing. Both men want to punish each other severely.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon goes back to the top turnbuckle and stretches his arms out, the fans are going wild folks.
Toby Navel: Shooting star press on Nick Cairo and we could have seen the last of this match.
{ ONE......................}
Jeremy Tucker: That was perfection at its best and Dracon is holding those legs for dear life.
{ TWO....................}
Toby Navel: I dont know how both men are continuing on, but this has been a great match to call and to watch.
{ THR............}
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo lifts his left shoulder up, and the fans are yellling at referee Jack Ripum. Such a slow count they thought.
Andrew Fulton: The fans have no respect for our beloved referee tonight.
Toby Navel: Earlier he was a moron who couldnt count, now hes our beloved official?
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon looks into the crowd and hits Nick with the Grandmaster suplex, standing straight up after impact.Lladies and gentlemen the end is near, I can feel it, the fans can you feel it, Dracon can feel it.
Toby Navel: The energy is so high in this place right now, I have goosebumps just watching the action.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon is standing in the center of the ring with his arms crossed over his chest, its time to put the monster away.
Toby Navel: Dracon bends down to lift Cairo, but is met with a boot to the face, trying to shake it off he comes back again, but is met with another boot.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick knows hes in trouble and is desperate to survive.
Toby Navel: What more can both of these men give us?
Jeremy Tucker: Nick gets to his feet and connects with another swinging neckbreaker, my god how many times can Dracon survive this move?
Toby Navel: I hope were running a special on neck braces tonight.
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo is making his way up the turnbuckles for what could be the end of the match now.
Toby Navel: Whats this? Dracon is upon his feet by a miracle of God, and throws Nick onto the ground with a judo arm drag. Damn that looked painful.
Jeremy Tucker: But thats not all, Dracon managed to apply an armbar and has kept it locked on since. Cairo in a desperate measure of panic throws his foot on the bottem rope to have the hold broken.
Toby Navel: Referee Ripum is distracted by something again, whats in the audience that hes watching? Dracon keeps the hold on and you can see Cairos foot tapping on the mat but to no use.
Jeremy Tucker: The official finally turns around and forces Dracon to break the hold, but how much damange has been done?
Toby Navel: Both men despise each other so much that its a wonder anyone is still walking.
Jeremy Tucker: Feeling the match is over, Dracon bounces off the ropes and goes for the rolling thunder, but Cairo lifts his knees up and catches Dracon right in the heart.
Toby Navel: Good lord, that looked to have pegged him right in the heart.
Jeremy Tucker: Dragon is doubled over and Cairo comes charging towards him, connecting with the shining happy, the stiffest shining wizzard ive ever seen.
Toby Navel: Ruthless man, just ruthless.
Jeremy Tucker: Several stiff kicks to the the head of Dracon followed up with a snap suplex after lifting Dracon up. Change of tide, as Cairo goes up to the turnbuckles.
Toby Navel: The RYDEEN BOMB!! Picture perfect and Nick goes for the pin.
{ ONE.................}
{ TWO.....................}
{ THRE.....................}
Jeremy Tucker: Where is Dracon getting his wind drom? Nick has lost his mind and just blasted referee Jack Ripum with a vicious lariat. Good night Jack.
Toby Navel: I hope that guy has medical insurance.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick has had enough and kicks Dracon right in the teeth before locking on the Death Mask! This match could be over in a matter of second, Dracon is fading out but theres no official.
Toby Navel: Dracons in the center of the ring and theres nowhere to go. Cairo has this locked in and its time to visit the sandman Mr. Dracon.
Jeremy Tucker: Give him some credit, he put his heart and soul into the match, but Cairo is going off of pure hate.
Toby Navel: Dracons eyes are shut, im afraid hes out but listen to these fans.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon appears to have gone to sleep and give up, but these fans are chanting, listen to them.
{ KJX........KJX..........KJX..........KJX..............KJX............KJX..........KJX.....}
Toby Navel: Wait a second, theres a twinge in Dracons arm, the chants are getting louder and Dracon is coming back to life here.
Jeremy Tucker: I dont believe this, Dracon is attempting a comeback here and hes virtually on the life support of the fans.
Toby Navel: Referee Jack Ripum slowly enters the ring behind Cairo and trips over the bottem rope, causing his elbow to smash Cairo in the neck.
Jeremy Tucker: The hold is released and Dracon just caught one hell of a break here.
Toby Navel: Wait, Nick didnt release the hold, hes still got it, but Dracon is slowly getting on his feet, and whats this?
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon leans over just a bit and bucks Cairo over, head first and now locks the Dragon sleeper on Cairo.
Toby Navel: Wow, thats all I can say. I thought this match was finished. Cairo is kicking his feet trying to move closer to the ropes, but Dracon has the move locked in.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick appears to be falling asleep but theres no official once again. Man Soutter really should fire him, hes about as repulsive and useless as they come.
Toby Navel: Fans are on their feet but Cairo is fighting with all hes got.
Jeremy Tucker: Hush little baby dont say a word, oh sorry just memories of falling asleep. Nick has passed out it apperas but Dracon is looking around for the referee.
Toby Navel: Dracon is looking pretty upset as he drops the hold and goes outside of the ring, searching for our pathetic official.
Jeremy Tucker: Dracon throws the referee back into the ring, and a groggy Jack Ripum is trying to get to his knees.
Toby Navel: Cranium Kick to the back of Dracons head sends him face down to the mat, with his neck draped over the bottem rope.
Jeremy Tucker: That official bought Cairo some time and Nick drags Dracon out to the center of the ring, hitting a standing moonsault.
Toby Navel: He just followed that up with a Quebrada moonsault, couldt his be?
Jeremy Tucker: 3rd phase of the moon as Cairo hits the split legged moonsault off the top turnbuckle, grapevines the legs and goes for the cover.
{ ONE.......................}
{ TWO............................}
{ THREE............................}
Toby Navel: I dont belive this, Cairo found the energy to hit a beautiful combination set, but Dracon looked to have gotten his shoulder up right as the hand hit three.
Jeremy Tucker: Lets see if we can get a replay on that.
{ The replay shows the split legged moonsault being hit, as Cairo grapevines the legs. The hand hits the mat once, twice and as the hand hits the mat for the third time, Dracons left shoulder is up in the air but not seen by referee Jack Ripum. }
Toby Navel: Thats to close to call, it was like the hand hit three and the shoulder went up, thats to close to say Jeremy.
Jeremy Tucker: The fans are visibly upset here, but what a hell of a match folks. It couldve gone either way.
Frank Salazar: Youre winner of the match by pinfall, NICKKK CAIRRRRRROOOO!!!!!
Toby Navel: Nick slowly gets to his feet and leaves the ring, going over to the announcers table and grabs the blade.
{ Andrew Fulton goes back to slumping in his chair, still shaking from earlier. }
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a second, Nick is going back to the ring and looks to be finishing off what he started.
Toby Navel: Someone needs to call for help from the back.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick walks over and prepares to drive the knife into Dracons skull but he kicks it out of Nicks hand and catches the knife in mid air.
Toby Navel: Take a look at Dracon, that is nothing but pure distain from his eyes. Cairo has made Dracon sick to his stomach with that display of cowardism.
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a second, Dracon gets to his feet and nods his head at Cairo, turning his back on him in the process.
Toby Navel: Cairo looks at Dracon for a few minutes and then takes him out with a vicious clothesline from behind. Lifting him high in the air, he takes him down witha brainbuster and spits on Dracon who is flat on his back, taking the knife with him.
Toby Navel: Why? Why would he do that? Why would Dracon turn his back like that?
Jeremy Tucker: Cairo shoots Dracon a look of disgust before leaving the ring.
Toby Navel: I guess Nick has some bit of humanity and thought better of this and not using the blade afterall.
Jeremy Tucker: Oh no he didnt! Cairo slides back into the ring with a steel chair in his hand.
Toby Navel: Someone needs to stop this, Dracon cant even defend himself anymore.
Jeremy Tucker: Nick starts kicking away at Dracons right leg and then slides it through the opening of the chair.
Toby Navel: Now what? Dracons out, the damange is done, let it go Nick, just let it go!
Jeremy Tucker: That sick man! Nick Cairo has just applied the half crab to Dracon who is screaming and tapping out in pain. I cant imagine the pressure that hes feeling.
Toby Navel: The fans are yelling and screaming, but theres no help coming from the back.
Jeremy Tucker: You know some of the guys in the back are loving this right now. What sick carnage is taking place, I cant stomach this.
Toby Navel: Theres some commotion coming from the crowd, wait a second, whats this?
Jeremy Tucker: DOUG MENTAL!!! Doug Mental has just jumped over the guard rail with a baseball bat in hand, Nick sees this and lets go of Dracon, rolling out of the ring.
Toby Navel: Doug takes a swing at Cairo with the baseball bat and misses, damn who wouldve seen this?
Jeremy Tucker: Folks, im not sure what hes doing here, Doug Mental just made his return a few short moents ago, and now he has come and made the save for Dracon. Hopfully we can answer these questions later, but were told we have to cut away from the action now.
Toby Navel: Wow, Nick Cairo is pointing his Singapore Cane at Doug Mental and hes irrate, almost foaming at the mouth here.
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Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
Jeremy Tucker: You know, hes been yelling that the whole break.
Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
Toby Navel: All right, I cant take this anymore, if he does that one more time
Andrew Fulton: ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO DIE~!
[Toby Navel gets up and leaves.]
Jeremy Tucker: Get back here Navel. Dont leave me alone with this guy. Oh, Judas.
Andrew Fulton: And my plan worked perfectly. Wheres the wrasslers?
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know, but we are getting word that Messiah hasnt shown up in the building yet.
Andrew Fulton: No way, hes not afraid of Stan Wilson, no one is afraid of that pansy.
Jeremy Tucker: Weve got a camera in the back where Stan is waiting in the parking lot.
[Stan is in the back dressed in black warm-ups with two white stripes on the sides, and a t-shirt reading TANK on it. Hes got a lead pipe in his hand, and looks steamed.]
Stan: Where is he? COME ON MESSIAH!!! COME ON!!!
Andrew Fulton: You really think that Stan is intimidating anyone?
[The camera rotates around to show the look of pure hatred on Stans face, and Fulton lets out a little yelp.]
Jeremy Tucker: Yes, yes I do.
A limo pulls up with an Ankh in the window, and Messiah plates. Stan approaches with his pipe ready, and pulls open the backdoor. He looks inside, when Messiah, the old school UWA Messiah gets out of the drivers seat and avalanches the cardoor while Stans still halfway inside.]
Andrew Fulton: MESSIAH!!
[Stan drops to the ground, and Messiah slams the cardoor on him over and over. The lead pipe rolls off. And Messiah goes and picks it up ]
Jeremy Tucker: The Messiah with a Pearl Harbor job
Andrew Fulton: and hes not even Japanese!!
[Messiah goes over to Big Stan and raises the pipe, but Stan gives him a boot to the stomach, and then another. Messiah swings the pipe down, but Stan moves out of the way, and rolls to his feet. Messiah rushes in, but Stan hits a HUGE belly to belly suplex onto the trunk of the limo. The crowd ughs the bump.]
Andrew Fulton: Messiah let him do that.
Jeremy Tucker: Now Stan is choking the life out of Messiah with his bare hands, and climbing up onto the trunk. I think hes going to try and lift Messiah up for the Goozle.
Andrew Fulton: Insider speak!!
[Stan does pull Messiah to his feet, but hits a quick Short Stack Powerbomb [Sky-High] with Messiahs head crashing through the back window of the limo.]
Crowd: Oooooooooooohhhhh.
Jeremy Tucker: MESSIAHS GOING TO DIE~!
Andrew Fulton: Shut up Tucker.
[Messiah is bleeding, and Stan pulls him off the limo, while doing a couple of forearm smashes to his back. Blood is dripping from the back of Messiahs head onto the pavement. Stan whips him into the wall, and he leaves a bloody mark on the wall, when his head hits it. He sort of stands there staggered.]
Andrew Fulton: That was sick.
Jeremy Tucker: No this will be.
[Stan rushes up and nails a HIGH IMPACT BOOT which drives Messiahs head into the wall again. Messiah slumps to the floor.]
Crowd: BIG STAN! BIG STAN! BIG STAN! BIG STAN!
[Stan pulls the nearly unconscious Messiah to his feet, and heads towards the ring, and the Egyptian Tomb]
Jeremy Tucker: This IS an Egyptian Tomb match, the winner is the guy who isnt in the sarcophagus at the end of the night. Stan knows that.
Andrew Fulton: Maybe he doesnt know that Messiah just grabbed a wrench that was laying on that table.
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah with a low blow with that wrench! Now he hoists Stan up with a backdrop suplex through that work table. Stan gets buried in the tools.
[Messiah reaches up and checks the back of his head, and there is some blood on in his fingers when he looks at them. He gets a twisted smile, and nods approval at Stan, but grabs a steel chair and drops a running Arabian Face Buster while Stan is still down.]
Andrew Fulton: Thats the way it should be. Messiah making Stan a martyr.
Jeremy Tucker: You are so going to hell.
Andrew Fulton: So thats what the handbasket was doing on my porch this morning.
[Messiah now pulls Stan up, and blasts him with a stiff right hand, and another. A cut appears above Stans eye, and Messiah blasts a couple of more jabs to make Stan bleed like a stuffed pig.]
Jeremy Tucker: I dont like the look of that cut.
Andrew Fulton: But Messiah does. BAM~!
[If you know of John House you know of the BAM~!... fear the Yakuza Kick, Stan stays on his feet though. Messiah rushes in with a palm strike uppercut, and attempts to follow it with a brainbuster, but Stan blocks the brainbuster and pulls Messiah up and holds him there. Blood from Messiahs head flowing down onto Stans shoulder and on his shirt.]
Jeremy Tucker: Messiah gets to think about whats going to happen
[Stan flows down into a JACKHAMMER~! In which Messiahs back slaps the concrete like a dead piece of meat.]
Crowd: UGGGHHH~!
Andrew Fulton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . Thats just not fair.
Jeremy Tucker: Neither is this.
[Stan just steps on Messiahs chest and then grabs a tool box, and opens it, dumping all the contents onto a bloodied Messiah.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is pulling Messiah to his feet again, and DECAPITATES him with a Tank Line.
Andrew Fulton: Bradshaw is pissed at that. He hates getting one upped.
[Messiah starts to climb to his feet, and Stan eggs him on. Stan drives the point of his elbow into Messiahs forehead, and again. Messiah counters with a rapid fire heartpunch that topples Stan to the ground.]
Andrew Fulton: Like another Stan, the Stasiak Heart punch.
Jeremy Tucker: The Tank is staggered against the wall, and Messiah is bearly standing with a new cut on his forehead to match the gash on the back of his head.
[Referee Ben Hernandez runs in finally, and tells both guys that the Sarcophagus is at ringside. Messiah turns and flips Ben off, and threatens to back hand him, but instead turns his attention to Stan. Messiah pulls Stan away from the wall, and hits him with a Yakuza Kick, but Stan doesnt go down.]
Andrew Fulton: That cant be good.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is looking like hes really pissed off now.
[Messiah goes for another, and Stan doesnt go down.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is pulling something from down deep now.
Andrew Fulton: I hope he doesnt get the floor sticky.
[Messiah steps back, and rushes for another Yakuza Kick, but Stan grabs the foot and hoists Messiah up in a single leg powerbomb, and holds him, but shifts him over into another bomb ]
Andrew Fulton: This isnt good.
[ and running foreward with an extension [Last Ride] powerbomb onto another table. Donuts, and coffee are everywhere.]
Jeremy Tucker: Thats the second table backstage thats died. Tools, creamer, and blood are everywhere.
[This table happens to be near the Gorilla Position and starts to head out to the ring. The crowd pops as the bloodied giant wipes the blood off his face on his shirt, and starts to push the sarcophagus up to the side of the rampway.]
Andrew Fulton: Where is that oaf going?
Jeremy Tucker: No place that the Messiah will think is good.
[Stan has the sarcophagus off to the side, and opens the lid, he turns to the crowd and makes a slashing motion with his thumb.]
Crowd: ROAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Jeremy Tucker: And Stan solidifying himself as the man the fans love.
Andrew Fulton: Too bad that Messiah is back up huh?
[Messiah dives off the stage onto Stan with a flying cross body that would make Snuka proud.]
Andrew Fulton: That dive would have made Jimmy Snuka proud.
Jeremy Tucker: Respect Supafly.
[Messiah, pulls Stan to his feet and starts to put him in the Tomb. He gets him in, and starts to shut the lid, but Stan reaches out and grabs Messiah by the throat and starts to choke him. Messiahs face goes blue, and he tries slamming the lid of the sarcophagus on Stans arm, but Stan just squeezes harder.]
Andrew Fulton: Stan is standing up. Hoisting Messiah onto his tiptoes.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan is irate. Hes running off pure adrenaline and hatred. Hes standing in the tomb, and reaches down and grabs Messiah with his other hand. OH MY .
[CRASH!!!!!]
Crowd: Stan-ley, Stan-ley, Stan-ley
Andrew Fulton: I cant watch this.
Jeremy Tucker: Stan Wilson has just Chokeslammed Messiah into the sarcophagus that he was standing in, and it crumbled beneath the impact dropping it to the floor.
[Stan grabs what is left of the lid and slams it onto the prone Messiah, and steps on top of the tomb. Ben Hernandez calls for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Stan wins it!! Stan wins!!
Andrew Fulton: Heres someone from the past.
[Veronica comes out and slaps Stan in the face. He turns a bright red, and grabs her by the throat. Then he lets go, laughs and heads off as "Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice plays.]
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[Hot to Death by Everlast hits and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on his way down. He has both Australian tag titles, one on each shoulder, and is wearing a nice suit. He enters the ring, stepping over the top rope, and pulls out a mic.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Whats up?
[Fans pop]
Well, lets not beat around the bush yawl, it looks like i don't have a match for tonight, which is very frustrating, seeing as though i issued a challenge to the Hellhounds for this very card!
Everywhere i go, people are asking me, what are you going to do with the tag titles, who is going to be your new partner. Well, i have thought about that long and hard, at first, i thought it would be a good idea to challenge both the Hellhounds to a handicap match, many people told me that was just crazy, and that i must be insane.
Then, i started thinking about the other members of the roster here in Australia, and i remembered ... Sam Piltdown! Sam, you and i have a bit of a history, first, Soutter brought you in to be his Mr Fixit, trying to get you to take me out, he teamed us together, planning on you finishing me once and for all, but it didn't work, and you turned on him. Piltdown, we worked great as a team together, defeating my former partner Triple B and the former champ Adrian Tanner, and you haven't looked back since planting Soutter on his ass, now being the Australian Heavyweight Champ.
So, i started thinking, who would make me a great partner, and i was thinking about you Sam, and i was thinking about my challenge to the Hounds for a handicap match, and how i thought at the time it was a good idea, but now, after thinking it over, i don't think that is a good idea anymore.
No, i think it is a GREAT idea!
[Huge crowd pop.]
Hellhounds, i'll see you two peanuts the No Mans Land following the joint ppv and your date with the Sushi's!
Sam Piltdown, you are probably back there thinking why was i even talking about you then, if i wanted to face the Hounds alone, well, the answer to that is simple ...
Sam, you got what i want! The Australian Heavyweight Title! I'm sick of sitting in the wings around here, its time for me to step up, and show everyone exactly what i am capable of, so, Sam Piltdown! Adrian Tanner Jr! Who ever wins tonight between the two of you, good luck, lap it up, because the winner of your match tonight has a date with me, The Ruthless One, live from Palm Springs, see you peanuts there!
[Reeve drops the mic and Hot to Death by Everlast hits as he leaves the ring, slapping hands again with the fans on the way out.]
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[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.
[The teletron lights up...
February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:
Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!
Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!
Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldnt you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.
UWA Battleground August 2002:
Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!
[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]
1 .
2
3!!!
Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!
August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:
Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance .. COBRYN!!
Brain Adams: Heel of the year .. Its a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!
Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA . COBRYN!!!
Hardkore World September 2002:
[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesnt see Elvis slug away at Cobryns diaphragm]
Guillermo OBannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.
Phil Blauer: Hes gonna suplex him to the concrete!
Guillermo OBannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!
[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!
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[Cobryn makes the cover]
Referee David Grey: 1 2 3!!!
Guillermo OBannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!
Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.
Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!
Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!
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Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.
IPW Pay Per View St. Valentines Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.
Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.
James Fierce: 1 .
2 .
3!!!!!!!
IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:
Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didnt see it!
Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!
Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.
IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?
IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.
Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.
IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.
Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:
Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:
Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!
[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifers shorts.]
Referee Tony Jacobs: 1 2 ..3!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]
Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one ..he advances to round two.
Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:
Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLYS DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!
[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rallys throat for good measure.]
Referee Mike DiAnno: 1 ..2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryns hand.]
Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:
Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?
[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]
Bludd: COBRYN WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!
Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]
Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video ends.]
[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn whos standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face as the lights start coming back up.
Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryns black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes. Cobryn calls for a microphone from Frank Salazar.]
Cobryn: Hello Dandydongs, Welcome to your main event, in which Cobryn will display an act of violence that will completely explain why the Australian government wants to cut socialized medicine. I am now ready... no hold on
[Cobryn takes a few breaths and goes outside, forcing a bald man's head into an obscenly sideways position so Cobryn can fix his hair in the reflection.. then goes back in the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn seems pretty sure of himself.
Andrew Fulton: Hes not the RS Champ for shits and giggles.
Cobryn: Alright, Now Cobryn is ready to demolish the newest signing of Australia... 'Polish Power' Ivan Putsky.
[Cobryn does the double axe handle motion. One guy in the back pops really loudly.]
Cobryn: Or is it One Man Gang? Doesnt matter. Could be Nathan Jones for all I care. All I know is somebody is about to get into something they're going to wish they didnt right now. So bring out my tune up for my match against Jimmy Walker at the next joint pay per view."
[The arena lights go pitch black. And a violin goes up over the PA. On the video screen, flickering images of Heartagrams, Pentagrams, and Skulls appear. Hate by The Project Hate MCMXCIX begins to play as a spotlight hits the curtains.]
Toby Navel: Who is it?
[Dandenong Baseball Stadium lights up in a roar of applause, shock, and awe.]
Jeremy Tucker: CYRUS WILLIAMS?!?!!
Andrew Fulton: WHAT?!?!?!?
Toby Navel: ITS CYRUS WILLIAMS!!!!! CYRUS WILLIAMS IS IN AUSTRALIA!!!!
[Cyrus stands at the top of the ramp wearing a Strapping Young Lad sleeveless t-shirt, black cargo jean shorts, a studded belt, carrying a microphone in one hand and a bottle of Jagermeister in the other. The vocals to the song kick in.]
#Kill!
#You all shall die,
#You all should suffer
#Before I turn
#Insane
[He starts his walk down the aisle, smirking at Cobryn the entire way. In the ring, Cobryns face is frozen in shock.]
#And turn Satan
#That you create
#Upon those that deserve my
[Cyrus begins to climb up the ringsteps, waving at Cobryn.]
#Demons
#With legions
#To clear the way
#A hellish crusade to
#Burn
#While crosses turn
#I remain sane
[As he enters the ring, the male vocals of the song make way for the female, as Cyrus goes up to all four corners, throwing up Xs and spitting Jagermeister into the crown as well as all over himself.]
#Let heaven weep
#Its the mourning of all souls
#Now burn
#In hell forevermore
[Cyrus leaps down from the turnbuckle and motions for the music to be cut.]
Cyrus Williams: Cut the fucking music.
[The crowd pops.]
Cyrus Williams: Cobryn ..Im gonna cut right to the chase. I was sitting on my ass, enjoying early retirement in a plush house with a big-ass swimming pool in the backyard somewhere in Palm Springs when I get a call from the big man. You know, that Soutter guy. He tells me that hes got an offer that I cant possibly refuse. You and me, one on one, and the best part? You didnt even know about it.
Cobryn: Whoa whoa whoa... Cyrus... buddy... pal even. You dont want to do this do ya? I mean look... we've been through a lot together... we were Society and all... and besides... you know if Soutter promised this to you that we'll be tagging for the next three months before we get to face each other anyway. Look at this realistically. You are a [does the quotes thing] "legend", and I am the greatest wrestler in the world hands down... why would you want to spoil what you have going here... look... I heard Reeve is looking for someone to face... or Dracon. Shit you gotta hate Dracon more than you hate Coby right? Am I right?
[The crowd is buzzing, loudly. The heat here is nuclear.]
Cyrus Williams: Cmon Cobryn. I already walked all the way out here. They put on that elaborate pyro show for you and that dark arena gimmick for you. I think the wrestling handbook says Ive gotta hurt you. Badly.
[Cyrus licks his thumb twice and rubs the top of his combat boot.]
Cyrus Williams: Ring the be-
Cobryn: Now think this through Cyrus... I have some pull around here. I'm thinking... Cobryn is thinking we can get you something you want more than this. How about a match with Robert Hunglestein... maybe finally that dream match against Andy Karnage... Hell what if I got you signed to face Jonnie Valentine? And besides... I can help you. We can win tag team gold son... I mean Cyrus. Besides, if you and me fight here... we're wasting the biggest pay per view spectacle in the history of wrestling on Dandydong Australia. Australia Cyrus. Where Nathan Jones is God.
Cyrus Williams: You know something Cobryn? I think youre absolutely right. Fuck this match.
[The crowd boos.]
Cobryn: Finally, I knew you'd see things my way. Everyone sees things Cobryn's way eventuall...
Cyrus Williams: No, you see, I dont want a MATCH. I dont want a FIGHT. You know what I want?
[Cyrus rears back with his now empty bottle of Jagermeister and SLAMS it right to Cobryns head.]
Cyrus Williams: A FUCKING BLOODBATH.
[Cyrus tosses his microphone and pounces onto Cobryn, slamming him with closed fists.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cyrus Williams and Cobryn are going at it!
Andrew Fulton: Is this even a match?
[Cyrus gets up and spots Dirk Dorchester, the referee that was assigned to the match. He rears back and blasts the man with a Yakuza Kick that sends him over the top rope.]
Toby Navel: Well, if it was, its not anymore!!!
[Cobryn rolls out of the ring, clutching at his face, which was opened up by the bottle breaking.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn is bleeding already
Andrew Fulton: Youd be too if you got a liquor bottle smashed over your face!
[Cyrus takes a running head start and dives through the ropes onto Cobryn, sending both of them crashing right into the steel guardrail.]
Toby Navel: BOTH MEN INTO THE GUARDRAIL! WHAT A TOPE!
Andrew Fulton: What did Cobryn do to deserve this? And why is Cyrus doing this? Him and Cobryn are tight!
Jeremy Tucker: Bull! Cobryn would stab his mother in the eye to get ahead. These two have exchanged heated words in the past and now its on.
Andrew Fulton: But thats the past. This is the new Coby. Which is better than the new Coke.
[Cobryn is the first to stagger out of the crumpled heap, and he grabs Cyrus by his newly shaved head. Cobryn runs and throws Cyrus into the steel ringside steps. Cyrus goes in head first and flips over the top of the structure.]
Jeremy Tucker: CYRUS GOES HARD INTO THOSE STEPS!
Andrew Fulton: Thats right, Cobryn, beat some sense into this wacko!
[Cobryn puts pressure on his head wound with his hand, and begins to walk slowly down the aisle.]
Toby Navel: Cobryns calling it a night here.
Andrew Fulton: Do you blame him? Some tattooed drunk guy with an obsession for kicking people really hard wants to kill you. Id be out of there too.
[Cyrus gets up from his steel stair trip and runs down the aisle, clubbing Cobryn in the back, and takes him by the freshly red stained blonde hair back into the ring. Cyrus rolls in and begins to kick Cobryn in the legs.]
Jeremy Tucker: Listen to those kicks .they sound like gunshots.
[Cobryn gets to both knees and begs off. Cyrus has none of it, slapping Cobryn on the side of the head.]
Andrew Fulton: That slap was evil! Cobryn could be deaf!
Toby Navel: Cobryn rolling to the corner .and honestly, with the guy hes in there with, I dont think thats very wise.
[Cyrus, like a shark to blood, goes over to the corner, positioning his boot on Cobryns face.]
Jeremy Tucker: You know whats coming up, dont you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton: This is a travesty! Cobryn was set up!
[Cyrus rakes his boot across Cobryns face three times, and then runs to the opposite corner, bounces off the ropes, and follows in on Cobryn with the stiffest running facewash ever, splattering Cobryns blood all over the camera in the process.]
Toby Navel: FACEWASH!
Andrew Fulton: THERES BLOOD ON THE DAMN CAMERA LENS! STOP THIS!
[The Australian crowd roars in approval. Cobryns face is staring into the camera, vacant and bloody. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Cyrus pulls him out of the corner ..sets him up for the Black-Out? Black Out?
Toby Navel: Cyrus is going to put the exclamation point on this beating!
Andrew Fulton: Cobryns got a title defense against Rally Jackson in 2 weeks, this is not fair! Not at all!
[Cobryn gets hoisted up but somehow lands behind Cyrus. He rears back and kicks Cyrus square in the groin.]
Jeremy Tucker: Low blow by Cobryn!
Andrew Fulton: Low blow? Low blow? Are you kidding me? Cobryn could use a chainsaw on Cyrus and Id excuse him. The way he got treated tonight was revolting!
Toby Navel: Cobryn now ..kicks Cyrus in the back of the knee ..what in the-
Andrew Fulton: YAKUZA KICK TO CYRUS FACE!
Jeremy Tucker: Thats one of Cyrus moves!
[Cobryn quickly rolls out of the ring, retrieving his World Title and starts walking as fast as he can down the aisle. Cyrus however, shrugs off the kick and begins to hobble down the aisle, obviously still in pain from the low blow.]
Toby Navel: Cyrus is a man possessed! He wants Cobryn dead!
[Cobryn exits through the curtains when Cyrus is halfway down the aisle. Before he can get any further, a swath of Ring Syndicate security prevents him from doing so.]
Andrew Fulton: Finally, security. Apparently, they couldnt take the donuts out of their mouths for five seconds in order to stop Cobryn from being assaulted by that degenerate Cyrus Williams. And to think, I actually used to like that piece of crap.
Jeremy Tucker: Fans ..Cyrus Williams is in CWA, and hes gunning for our world champion, Cobryn!
Toby Navel: May God have mercy on Cobryns soul, because Cyrus isnt going to have any.
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Jeremy Tucker : Unbelievable! What a night this has been!
Toby Navel : Your not wrong Jerry, we have seen a lot tonight, Stan defeating Messiah, the Commissioner going down, and the Hellhounds, and the debut of Cyrus Williams, Doug Mental and The Daniel's Brothers.
Andrew Fulton : Yes, i told you guys that is was Cyrus who was going to be Cobryn's opponent.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, sure you did Fulton.
Toby Navel : And now we got the big one, t...
Andrew Fulton : I thought Cobryn jsut said he was the main event?
Toby Navel : No Fulton, he always thinks he is the main event, but now we got the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner and Piltdown, these two have had quite the feud, and its all going to be settled right here tonight, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, NO HOLDS BARRED, ANYTHING GOES AND IS FOR THE RING SYNDICATE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
[The lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words
Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke
The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black.
"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.
[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]
(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)
Move along I work in stages]
(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")
[Where you at
It looks like cages]
(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)
[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]
(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")
[Up and down, but never out]
(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)
[Last one here is left to shout]
(An image appears on the screen)
(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly flips off a member of the crowd)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans.)
[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]
(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)
[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]
(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)
[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Dont get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]
(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
FRANK SALAZAR: Introducing the opponent. Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]
(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)
[Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereo
Youre just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]
[[BOOM!]]
(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)
Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]
(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)
[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]
FRANK SALAZAR: The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The TRUE Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......
[Youre evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Lets go!]
FRANK SALAZAR: ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype
(Youre just a stereotype)]
[Youre just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
Youre just a stereotype]
[Youre just a stereotype....]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ATTBURY, SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 AND 282 LBS, THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam makes his way out with the Australian title wrapped around his waist. He pauses at the rampway, making some menacing offensive gestures towards Tanner and then slaps the hands of the fans on his way to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : There he is, our Australian Champion!
Andrew Fulton : Not for long Jerry, Adrian is about set to get back what rightfully is his.
[Sam Piltdown hands the belt to referee Nick Tsalazidis who shows it to the crowd and then signals for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Toby Navel : And we are underway. Both men circling each other, moving in to lock up.
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! Adrian just slapped Piltdown right in the chops.
Toby Navel : Boy, what a slap.
[Sam answers back with a big right hand, but Adrian ducks under it, and plants him with another hard slap to the face.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown looks like he is about to explode, Tanner obviously trying to make Piltdown lose his temper here.
[Sam goes for another wild right, which Tanner ducks under, but Piltdown followed it up with a devastating short arm clothesline.]
Toby Navel : Sam just leveled Adrian there, maybe trying to get him to lose his temper wasn't such a good idea.
[Tanner gets to his feet, and Sam nails him with a nice European uppercut, then a right hand. Sam goes for another right hand, but Adrian ducks under it and connects with a drop kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful drop kick there from Tanner. Sam gets to his feet quickly, running at Adrian, who just waits on him, drilling him with a spinning heel kick.
[Sam goes down and Adrian jumps ontop of him, and just starts choking him out.]
Toby Navel : Bloody hell. What has gotten into Adrian, he has both hands wrapped around the throat of Sam and is choking the living daylights out of him.
Andrew Fulton : Hatred Toby. These two hate each other, kind of like how i hate you.
[Adrian keeps choking away at Sam, referee Nick Tsalazidis starts to put the count on him, but Sam manages to roll him over, and now he starts choking away at Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice reversal there from Piltdown, using his power to roll Adrian over.
Toby Navel : Adrian has gone from trying to get Sam to lose his temper, to losing his himself quite quickly.
Andrew Fulton : Come on ref! He put the count on Tanner, and just sits there watching Sam use the exact same move!
[Piltdown throttling Tanner from side to side, Tsalazidis starts his count, and Sam stops choking Tanner, then plants him with a huge head but.]
Toby Navel : Head but city!
Andrew Fulton : Thanks Gorilla!
[Sam gets up to his feet, and grabs Adrian by the hair, lifting him into the pile driver position.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Piltdown connecting with a mighty pile driver, this one could be all over.
Toby Navel : Nope, Sam isn't even going for a cover, instead, he is playing with his boot.
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown motions to the crowd, then stomps his right boot on the mat three times, its like he is loading that boot or something.
Toby Navel : Tanner gets to one knee and looks up only to see Sam kicking the heel of his boot across his face.
Sam then yells : "Sam Piltdown NUMBAH ONE, Adrian Tanner HAWK-PATOOEY!" and makes a mock spitting gesture.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown paying tribute to the Iron Sheik there folks.
Andrew Fulton : God rest his soul.
Toby Navel : What? Is he dead now as well?
Andrew Fulton : Not that i know of, but its only a matter of time.
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown getting the upper hand here, and he nails Tanner with a nice leg drop, then the cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ............... (Tanner kicks out)
Andrew Fulton : Its going to take more then that to put Tanner away.
[Sam drags Adrian to his feet, and tosses him into the ropes, Sam goes for a big clothesline, but Adrian ducks under it, and WHAM! nails Sam with a super kick.]
Toby Navel : Wow, Adrian just pulled that superkick from no where.
Jeremy Tucker : These two great competitors giving it there all tonight, and why shouldn't they with the Heavyweight title on the line!
[Adrian runs to the turnbuckle, sets himself, and plants Piltdown with a flipping leg drop.]
Toby Navel : Leg Drop city here tonight folks.
Andrew Fulton : Would you give that a rest.
[Adrian now goes for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 ..................... (kick out by Sam.)
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian stares at Nick, and claps his hands together three times quickly, then grabs Sam and nails him with a German Suplex.
Toby Navel : What tremendous execution, and Tanner hangs on, rolling Sam over for another German Suplex.
Jeremy Tucker : Look at this, Tanner still holding on, he goes for a third German, but Sam blocks it, and goes for a switch reversal, but Adrian blocks the switch, and locks Sam into a full nelson.
Toby Navel : When these two met a couple of weeks ago, Adrian really utilised this hold, working on the neck, and it looks like he is going right back to it.
Jeremy Tucker : This can be a very painful move, and Adrian knows exactly what he is doing here, going after a spot, and sticking to it.
[Sam Piltdown reaches towards the top rope, and is able to use his superior power to drag both men to it, referee Nick Tsalazidis calling for Adrian to break the hold.]
Toby Navel : Tanner releases the hold, then smacks Sam in the back of the neck with a double chop, and goes right back to the full nelson.
Andrew Fulton : Piltdown cant last much longer in this, i don't care how big or how many muscles he has.
[Sam ducks and weaves and eventually is able to wriggle out of the hold, he then somehow turns Adrian around, and locks him in a Cobra Clutch.]
Toby Navel : Look at that, not only was he able to escape the hold, but he did with his wrestling ability, not his strength.
Jeremy Tucker : Both of these men are great wrestlers, no one is disputing that, thats why they are in here tonight in the main event of a ppv competing for the Australian Heavyweight championship.
[Sam holding tight on the Cobra Clutch, and he headbutts Adrian a few times for good measure.]
Toby Navel : Do you think this Cobra Clutch is in tribute to Slaughter? I mean like he did with the Sheik and the loaded boot thingy?
Andrew Fulton : Don't know Toby, and to tell you the truth, i don't really care.
[Adrian makes it to the ropes, and Tsalazidis forces a break.]
Toby Navel : Sam releasing the hold.
[Low Blow.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown there with a low blow to Adrian Tanner, and i don't think the ref saw it and Sam dropping for the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ..................... (Tanner with a foot on the rope.)
[Piltdown picks Tanner up and lifts him up for a powerbomb, walking him towards the turnbuckle, but Adrian is able to power out and send Sam head first into the second turnbuckle, both men rolling out of the ring.]
Toby Navel : Big time counter there from Adrian, these two are really putting on an exhibition tonight.
[Tanner makes his way across to Sam, and hits him with a hard double chop to the chest and then locks on another full nelson.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian with this one locked in tight, look at the fingers, when they lock like that, its all over.
[CRACK! Sam runs Adrian backwards into the ring, breaking the hold, and then lifts him up by the throat with both hands.]
Toby Navel : Sam is just holding Adrian up in the air with that choke, and my god, did you see that? Adrian pushed off of Sam and drop kicked him right into the ring steps.
Andrew Fulton : If you ask me, Tanner is one of the best wrestlers in the world right now.
Jeremy Tucker : There is no doubting that Andrew, and this one now degenerating into the melee we thought it would be, it took them a while, but now they are on the outside, anything can happen, remember, this is no holds barred, anything goes!
[Adrian slides Sam into the ring then sends Sam to the ropes and rushes at him and takes them both over the top to the floor with a clothesline.]
Toby Navel : Adrian bringing Sam into the ring there, just to send him right back out!
[Adrian grabs Sam and whips him toward the guardrail, but Sam reverses and sends Adrian crashing over into the first row.]
Jeremy Tucker : And some of these fans could be getting a bit to close to the action, trying to get them good photo's.
[Sam walks over near the guardrail and grabs Adrian by the hair, but Adrian punches Sam and slams his head into the guardrail. Adrian grabs Sam and pulls up and suplexes him from the ringside area onto the seats behind him.]
Toby Navel : Suplex City!
Andrew Fulton : If you say that one more time Toby, i swear, i'll suplex you myself!
[Adrian motions for the crowd to move as he crawls over the rail and pulls it closer toward the ring. Adrian climbs into the ring, runs off the opposite ropes and springboards onto the near ropes, going for the shooting star to the outside. Sam barely moves and Adrian crashes into the 3rd and 4th rows.]
Jeremy Tucker : Finally the fans doing the right thing and clearing some room for these two.
[Sam stumbles to his feet and grabs Adrian and powerslams him back into the chairs. Sam climbs back over the rail and pulls the ringbell from the announcer. Sam climbs back over and goes for Adrian but Adrian grabs a chair and throws it at Sam, catching him in the face as he drops the bell.]
Toby Navel : Adrian climbs to his feet and charges Sam up the stairs. Adrian with mounted lefts and rights on the stairs but Sam pushes him off. Both men get to their feet and Adrian ducks a clothesline and low blows Sam, then grabs him by the hair and slams the back of his head into the stairs. Adrian walks further up the stairs almost to the top and Sam follows.
[At the top, Sam grabs Adrian but Adrian punches Sam and Sam almost topples down the stairs, barely catching himself by grabbing a nearby chair. Adrian punches again, and a third try is blocked as Sam smashes a beer cup over Adrians head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian stumbles into the lobby and Sam rushes after him, Adrian drops and drops toe holds him, sending Sam face first into the cold hard cement floor. Pin attempt.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ...................... (Sam rolls the shoulder)
Toby Navel : Adrian grabs Sam and slams his head against a nearby wall 3 or 4 times, then pulls Sam to his feet. Adrian goes for a suplex but Sam blocks and slams Adrians head face first into the wall. Sam crotches Adrian on the wall (its a wall that separates the lobby area from the seats, not too high) then grabs him for a suplex, yelling for people to move from a nearby Cobryn shrine merchandise booth. Sam goes to front suplex Adrian through the stand, but Adrian gets free and tries for his own suplex, which Sam reverses and indeed does suplex Adrian through the stand with a loud crash.
[Sam walks over and grabs a beer from the refreshment stand, downs it and heads back to Adrian. Sam bends down to pull Adrian up, and Adrian smashes a Cobryn Shrine over the back of Sams head and pushes him back. Adrian gets to his feet and picks up another Cobryn Shrine, throws it at Sam, Sam ducks and it nails some 70 year old lady in the head and knocks her out.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, i hope to god that she is going to be ok.
[Adrian charges Sam, but Sam sends Adrian flying back first into the wall. Sam comes after Adrian, Adrian kicks him in the balls and gets to his feet. Adrian whips Sam toward the refreshment stand, but Sam catches himself before he hits it. Sam turns around and catches Adrian charging at him, and backdrops him over the stand. Adrian miraculously lands on his feet, grabs a plate of nachos and throws it into Sams face, then grabs Sam and slams him face first into the scalding hot cheese maker for the nachos.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats going to leave a mark!
Jeremy Tucker : Sam stumbles back, and Adrian climbs the stand. Adrian jumps and dropkicks Sam, sending him back first into a wall. Sam slumps down holding his face and Adrian jumps on him for a cover. Adrian gets up and grabs a beer from a fan, and pours it on Sams face, making Sam scream in more agony.
[Both men get up and Adrian whips Sam, but Sam reverses and sends Adrian face first into and out the double doors nearby into the Australian night. Sam grabs a bottle of water and quickly pours it over his face and then grabs a container of something else, but we cant see what. Sam heads out after Adrian.]
Toby Navel : Sam walks out the doors with the container in his left hand, but theres no sign of Adrian. Adrian runs up behind Sam but Sam hears him and turns around just as Adrian runs at him, opens the container and slams it onto Adrians face, its Adrians turn to scream in pain.
[Sam grabs Adrian (with the container stuck on his head) and rams his head repeatedly into the door. ]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian slumps down against the wall, and pulls the container off, furiously wiping salsa out of his eyes and off his head. Sam grabs Adrian, Adrian tries to kick him in the balls again, but Sam grabs his leg, Adrian uses his other leg to trip Sam and Sam falls on his back. Adrian stands up and stumbles down toward the parking lot.
[Adrian walks by an ambulance and walks over to a car and smashes the window with his elbow. Adrian jumps in and hotwires the car as Sam walks into view. Adrian hits the gas and rushes at Sam, but Sam moves and Adrian runs down the same 70 year old lady being taken to the ambulance on a stretcher.]
Adrian: uh .oops.
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian gets out of the car and looks for Sam, but cant find him. Adrian turns around and gets clotheslined down by Sam. Sam slams Adrian headfirst into the door a few times and climbs up onto the roof of the car. Sam pulls Adrian up and powerbombs him onto the car. Adrian falls off in a heap as Sam jumps down and covers.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .......................... (Tanner somehow rolls the shoulder.)
[Away from the parking lot and down the road now, Adrian grabs Sam and whips him into the middle of a nearby busy road.]
Toby Naval: Adrian just sent Sam into traffic!
Andrew Fulton: Brilliant! I win!
[Sam just barely stops himself before being hit.]
Jeremy Tucker: Hes not dead you idiot.
Andrew Fulton: Yet.
[Sam crosses to the other side of the street; Adrian and the ref follow closely behind. Once on the other side, Adrian charges at Sam, but Sam ducks and backdrops Adrian through the window of a restaurant theyre standing in front of.]
Toby Navel : Sam walks through the glass door of the restaurant and looks for Adrian. Adrian grabs a soda off a table and drinks it, then picks up one of the wooden chairs nearby. Sam walks down through the restaurant, turns and Adrian breaks the chair over him. Adrian grabs Sam by the head, springboards off a table and plants Sam head first into the ground with a tornado ddt.
Jeremy Tucker : This is unbelievable, these two men putting it all on the line to come home with the Australian title, and Adrian goes for a cover while the fans in the restaurant scatter, not knowing what is going on.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ........................... 2 .......................... (Piltdown kicks out.)
[Tanner hops up onto a bar, and launches off it nailing Sam with a beautiful Swanton, then goes for another cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................... (Kickout by Sam)
Toby Navel : Tanner cant believe it, he slams the floor with his fist, then goes up to the bar again and dives off this time with a diving head but!
Jeremy Tucker : He moved! Piltdown moved out of the way!
[Sam gets to his feet, grabs Tanner of the Floor and double underhooks his arms. Piltdown lifts Tanner up so they are upside down and then sits down, dropping Adrian on his head/back of his neck.]
Toby Navel : THE F-BOMB!
Jeremy Tucker : SAM PLITDOWN JUST NAILED ADRIAN TANNER JR WITH THE F- BOMB! This one is all over folks!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ........................... 3~!!!!!
Toby Navel : He did it! Sam Piltdown retains his title here at the Broken Hearts ppv, and what a battle it was!
Frank Salazar : The winner of the match, and STILL Australian Heavyweight Champion, SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Sam's arm, the cheers from the fans can be heard all the way across the road, till the shot goes outside the restaurant to see that half of them are out there leaning on the glass having followed them out from the stadium.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a night, thanks for joining us fans, don't forget, next week coming live from Palm Springs we have the joint Ring Syndicate PPV entitled Palm Springs : The World is Watching, and also we have a free for all down here at the Crown Casino for all those not going to Palm Springs, see you th....
Toby Navel : Hang on a sec Jerry. Adrian is on his feet and moving towards Sam.
[Adrian Tanner Jr walks up to Sam Piltdown and looks him in the eye, then offers his hand for a shake. Sam takes his time looking at Adrian, and then to the fans who have all packed into the restaurant now, then accepts the handshake as the scene fades.]
