Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 21:17:51 GMT -5
[The scene opens up to show a jam packed Dandenong Basketball stadium in Melbourne, Australia. The lights go out and the No Mans Land Logo comes up on the SWAT Tron.]
[Get Free by The Vines hits, and the Tron then plays highlights from the CWA's history including shots of The Hellhounds with the CWA Tag Team Titles, a shot of Adam Plummer with the Ring Syndicate World Heavyweight title, Cobryn with a cocky smirk, Mars with a sinister look in his eyes, "The Punisher" Dan Stein with Domino by his side, Commissioner Dracon Xanathos with a bevy of beauties, Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown, Adrian Tanner Jr with the Statewide title, Messiah and Stan are seen battling each other, and then a shot of Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve.]
[The screen then goes blank, and the shot moves to Ring Announcer Frank Salazar in the ring.]
Frank Salazar : WELCOME BACK!!! THATS RIGHT FANS, WELCOME BACK TO THE HOME OF THE CWA, AND WELCOME BACK TO NO MANS LAND
Jeremy Tucker : You said it Frankie! We are back in town, and as one of our boss's would say, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!
Andrew Fulton : Thats not the only way i heard you like it Jerry, don't know about being happy to be back in this hell hole, but can't say i don't need the dough.
Toby Navel : I personally couldn't be happier to be here guys! What we got planned for tonight?
Jeremy Tucker : Tonight, we will be hearing from the CWA Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown, and ...
Andrew Fulton : Who's back here anyway Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, like i was just saying, the champ is still here, Sam Piltdown, and we'll be hearing from him tonight.
Andrew Fulton : And? Who else we got tonight? Cobryn?
Jeremy Tucker : Umm, afraid not Andrew, we would love to see him back in the CWA, but as of late, he has been having some problems with his phone, and we cant seem to get a hold of him.
Andrew Fulton : Probably them dodgy Ring Syndicate checks bouncing on him and his phone got cut off, but thats no excuse, what are these suits doing? (Looking into the camera) GET OF YOUR ASSES AND GO OUT AND SEE THE MAN, IF HIS PHONE AINT WORKING, THEN GO AND FIND HIM FACE TO FACE DAMMIT! Now, what about The Hellhounds?
Jeremy Tucker : Ummm ... well ..
Andrew Fulton : YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! What the hell is going on around here?
Toby Navel : Give em time Fulton, its only our first show back i have heard they are in talks with both them guys, its only a matter of time i hope.
Jeremy Tucker : And besides, it just gives the other guys a chance to shine!
Toby Navel : Speaking of which, we have four hot matches for you all tonight, all of which are first round tournament matches, with the eventual winner getting a shot at Sam Piltdown and the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : And lets send it back to Frank and get the first match of the evening underway.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Rock Island, IL accompanied by Yuki & Suki, ADAM "SEVEN" PLUMMER!!!!!
["Battle Without Honour or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins...
A7 slowly makes his way towards the ring, strutting to the beat with a bemused smirk on his face, Yuki and Suki keeping a step behind, glaring at the crowd from behind their watchful eyes. He climbs the steps and pauses on the apron, allowing Yuki and Suki to part the ropes for him. After stepping through, A7 stands silently in the centre of the ring while the girls fight off the leering fanboys in the front row. After the medics have carted away the stupid bastard who invariably gets too close to the twins ...]
Frank Salazar : ... and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Boof walks to the ring and referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker : And this one is under way, the two men go to hook up, and Seven slides under, hooking and planting Boof with Russian Leg Sweep Leg Dragon Screw!
Toby Navel : Seven having his way with Boof from the get go, and he isn't mucking around, instead trying to humiliate him from the onset!
[Adam Plummer puts Boof on the top rope and executes a superplex. Adam Plummer drags Boof back to his feet and sends Boof to the corner of the ring. Seven rams Boof's head into the turnbuckle, and then Adam Plummer executes the brain buster on Boof. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Good brain buster by Adam Plummer.
[Adam Plummer is back on his feet. Adam Plummer sends Boof to ringside. Nick Tsalazidis starts the count (.1) ]
Jeremy Tucker - Boof could use some help about now. Is this a great match or not?
Andrew Fulton - Hell no! Seven is killing this rookie, which is a good thing, but great match? Lets not overdo it Jerry.
[(..2) Adam Plummer clotheslines Boof. (...3) Adam Plummer uses a snap mare takeover on Boof. (....4 ......5 ......) Adam Plummer and Boof move back into the ring. Short arm Clothesline ]
Toby Navel - Seven quickly to his feet, and levels Boof with a Short arm Clothesline!
Toby Navel : Plummer lifts up Boof. Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb!!!
[Seven holds on for the pin.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 ......2 ..... Boof escapes.]
Jeremy Tucker - Adam Plummer should have known better than to try for a Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb Pin at this point in the match.
Andrew Fulton : Why should he Jerry, he is having his way with the kid, im surprised Boof had it in him to kick out.
[Boof gets back to his feet. Boof gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Adam Plummer. Boof staggers up. Spinning Back Elbow by Seven and he sends Boof to the corner of the ring. High Angle Dropkick ]
Toby Navel - Adam Plummer executes perfect High Angle Dropkick there.
Jeremy Tucker : I have never seen Seven this way, he is demolishing young Boof, who hasn't even got a move in yet!
[Adam Plummer moves back to his feet. Adam Plummer clotheslines Boof. ]
Toby Navel - Nice clothesline from Seven, looks like he may be toying with Boof here.
[Seven rubs his nose with his left thumb, and then moves over to the corner and begins asking referee Nick Tsalazidis a few questions. Meanwhile, Yuki and Suki both start choking Boof out on the bottom rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Come on, this is totally uncalled for, Seven could put this kid away right now, there is no need for them two to get involved.
Andrew Fulton : Give it a rest will ya Jerry, we don't see enough of them two angels if you ask me.
Toby Navel : Well, no one did ask you, and speaking of Angels, any news if we will be seeing Domino around here in the near future?
[Adam Plummer tries for a Flowing DDT but Boof avoids it. Adam Plummer with the Paradoxical Complex! Boof looks to be in a heap of trouble. This one is all over. Nick Tsalazidis asks Boof if he quits. ... Adam Plummer tightens the hold. ... Adam Plummer tightens the hold.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats it! Boof just submitted to the Paradoxical Complex! And this one is all over!
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei hits and Seven poses in the ring with Yuki & Suki before making there way to the back.]
Toby Navel : Wow, what a comprehensive win that was for Seven.
Andrew Fulton : Comprehensive? If you look up the word "squash" on google, you would get a link to that match!
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May 22, 2004#2
The scene starts on a very beautiful and sunny island..the water is clear blue, their is a peaceful quiet..then suddenly a Rumbling is heard..Kota enters the picture wearing tribal garb and coldly staring into the camera.A Volcano smokes behind him.
Kota:This is my homeland..a very peaceful and serene place..but mainlanders came...they came and robbed and looted from my people..we welcomed them in with open arms..they lied and mislead us..they butchered my parents..they coldly murdered my brothers..they ravished and killed my sisters..All these things they did to my people. My people were a peace loving nation, we had love for all..Now Kota remains, Kota has NO LOVE for his fellow man!! Much like you mainlanders slaughtered my nation..Kota will slaughter and ruin YOURS!! LISTEN for the Rumble..as Kota COMES!!
Kota exits the picture as the Volcano rumbles louder..then Bloody letters
K O T A appear on the screen.
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May 22, 2004#3
Frank Salazar - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Providence, Rhode Island (USA), Jinn Blaze!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[94 Hours by As I Lay Dying ]
Andrew Fulton - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Danny Fantom!!! (crowd cheers ******)
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for this one to get under way and Jinn Blaze nails Danny with a spinning heel kick
[Jinn Blaze uppercuts Danny Fantom. Danny Fantom with a high crossbody on Jinn Blaze. Now Danny Fantom standing. Jinn Blaze is back on his feet. Danny Fantom gouges Jinn Blaze's eyes out. ]
Andrew Fulton : Come on ref, get him out of the eye's!
[Danny Fantom hits Jinn Blaze with the back of his elbow. Jinn Blaze leg lariats Danny Fantom, sending him to the mat.]
Toby Navel - Nice leg lariat there from Jinn.
Andrew Fulton - Sure was, he learnt from the best!
[Danny Fantom gets back to his feet. Jinn Blaze drives a forearm into Danny Fantom.]
Jeremy Tucker - Nice forearm there from Jinn, he is well in control now, and seems to have Danny right where he wants him.
[Jinn starts to work over the arm, really wrenching it.]
Andrew Fulton : Who the hell is this Danny Fantom guy anyway? I have never heard of this guy before.
Toby Navel : Who knows, poor guy probably thought he'd sign up here and then forgot about us.
Andrew Fulton : Poor guy? Let me tell you one thing, if you sign up for a fed, you better bloody well be ready, and this Fantom character is about to learn the biggest lesson of his life right here
[Jinn Blaze with a headscissors takeover on Danny Fantom. Jinn Blaze stands up. Danny Fantom gets snap suplexed by Jinn Blaze. ]
[Jinn stomps on the arm of Danny while he is down, then places the arm in the ropes, he ties it up in there, and then drop kicks Danny right on the arm.]
Andrew Fulton : Like i was saying. Jinn has been taught by the best, and thats Cyrus Williams, you think he is going think he is .......
Jeremy Tucker : I don't care who trained him, them red eyeballs of his are freaking me out man!
Toby Navel : Jinn again working on the arm, if he keeps up this rate, the ref may have to stop this.
[Jinn Blaze climbs to his feet, dropkicks Danny Fantom. Jinn Blaze then grabs Danny Fantom and applies an arm wrench.]
Jeremy Tucker : More damage to the arm, this is a calculated attack here by Jinn.
[Jinn Blaze suplexes Danny Fantom. Danny Fantom is back on his feet. Jinn Blaze powerbombs Danny Fantom into the mat.]
Toby Navel - Huge powerbomb there from Jinn, this one could be over!
Jeremy Tucker : No, not yet Toby, Jinn isn't done with him yet, and he puts Danny in a standing chinlock, then jumps, puts both knees to his back and falls backwards in a modified backbreaker
Andrew Fulton : Exsanguination!
Toby Navel : Exsanuwhat?
Andrew Fulton : Exsanguination, thats what Jinn calls that move.
Toby Navel : Since when have you known the names of any moves?
Andrew Fulton : Its right here on this sheet the producer left me earlier, "Jinn Blaze, trained by Cyrus Williams, Exsanguination = knees to the back from chinlock, and The Morning Star = .... That.
[Jinn applies a body scissors to Danny on the ground, then wraps his left arm around the throat with his left hand, then bars the right arm ala the Rings of Saturn, and pulls back, ....... Danny starts tapping .... and Jinn parlays the hold into a bridge with his head on the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker : What is Jinn doing? Danny has allready tapped, this is un called for.
[Jinn holds on for a few more moments and then releases the hold, posing for the crowd as referee Nick Tsalazidis raises his hand.]
Andrew Fulton : Calm down Jerry, its his first match, he needs to show off his finishing move, its not his fault the Danny is too much of a girl to last the whole thing without tapping.
Jeremy Tucker : How can you argue with that folks, lets take it to the back ..
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May 22, 2004#4
["Same As It Ever Was" by House Of Pain plays as the camera sweeps over the crowd, finally coming to rest on the stage area to the left of the entrance/top of the ramp. It's been converted into what looks like a makeshift bar and two figures are sitting on barstools, backs to the camera. A familiar voice booms out over the arena, causing the crowd to start cheering.]
Sam Piltdown: They said they didn't have anything planned for me, so I said "Great, night off. I'm headed for a good bar." Then I was told I still had to show up and contribute. Well how? "You can do your own segment, whatever, we just want the heavyweight champ on the show. So I told them to bring the bar to me and I'll see what I can do. They brought the bar....
[The two men turn around and it's none other than CK Panic, in his normal suit and tie, with his charge, Sam Piltdown, the S.W.A.T. Australian Heavyweight Champion. The crowd roars for him as he stands up and plays to the crowd. He's clad in sneakers, jeans, and a black t-shirt tucked into his jeans. The t-shirt reads "AUSTRALIAN HERO".]
Sam Piltdown: ...so I'm here, motherf**kers! What's up?
[Sam soaks up the love
CK Panic: They seem to have a faint recollection of you.
Sam Piltdown: Yeah, who'da thunk? Well, they gave me this egment, so you're all the first to see and hear "The Big F'n Deal." That and these nice clip-on mics.
CK Panic: Kinda sad, that that's all we've got prepared.
Sam Piltdown: It's true. We spent about a week trying different sh*t to put in the show, and nothing stuck.
CK Panic: We did make three cameramen quit and one sound guy cry, though. Here's what you're not gonna see in this segment. One, we did a man on the street segment.
Sam Piltdown: It sucked ass.
CK Panic: After that, we tried to soak up the culture of Australia.
Sam Piltdown: We're banned from three museums, and pending litigation, that number may jump to five by the end of the month. And goddammit, I'm goin' for the record.
CK Panic: We can't even show the outtakes, 'cause it's currently called "Exhibit A."
Sam Piltdown: So after being bailed out, we went on the search for that elusive f**ker, 'Ol Milky himself, Nathan Jones. The nwe realized no one gave a sh*t and got hammered. Which was entertaining, but only for us.
CK Panic: So there's only one thing left to talk about.
Sam Piltdown: ME!
[The crowd cheers loud and CK rolls his eyes while Sam struts for them.]
Sam Piltdown: I shoulda been born a goddamn Australian, 'cause I fit in too damn well!
CK Panic: Let me get this straight. Australia sends Russel Crowe, Eric Bana, and Nicole Kidman to the U.S. and they get you?
Sam Piltdown: Exactly! All the deadwood's gone and the real talent is here now! Who's your champ, Australia?!
[Sam grabs his beer from the bar and takes a swig.]
Sam Piltdown: So the downside is I'm not in action until the tournament's over, but I can definitely kick all their asses! So until the big return match, and sh*t, why not after, I'm gonna be around telling you what the big f'n deal is.
CK Panic: So before we sign off, let's look at the rundown. Boof.
Sam Piltdown: The f**k did you say?
CK Panic: Boof.
Sam Piltdown: That ain't a wrestler, it's a sound effect. And one of the crappy ones at that.
CK Panic: Danny Fantom and Jinn Blaze.
Sam Piltdown: Uh....uh....pass!
CK Panic: Pass? You got nothing?
Sam Piltdown: I got plenty, except any f**kin' interest.
CK Panic: Nasty Ned Chambers.
[The crowd cheers. Sam looks shocked.]
Sam Piltdown: When did Ned get fans? And I know Handy Andy's next on the list. All I can say is he gives me the damn heebie-jeebies. Apparently he some kind of "wonder tool," emphasis on "tool."
CK Panic: Heh. Lonewolf McNeely and Vulcan.
Sam Piltdown: They've got no chance.
CK Panic: Why not?
Sam Piltdown: You gotta live on planet f**king EARTH to wrestle there! You know what? That's all the show I've got patience for. Hey, good news is, We've got a special guest next week, so you'll get more of this and plenty of awesome sh*t to tell your friends about. This was the Big F'n Deal, and as usual, we were goddamned awesome!
CK Panic: Peace out, y'all!
[The crowd starts cheering as Sam and CK tear off their mics and play to the crowd. Th shot fades to commercial.]
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May 22, 2004#5
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 pounds, from MASON CITY, IOWA, NASTY NED CHAMBERS!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pyro blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed. This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down (insert Opponent) with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air. The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Frank Salazar - and his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Suburbia USA, Handy Andy!!! (crowd cheers **)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. Nasty Ned Chambers walks around the ring. European Uppercut (ding, ding, ding)]
Jeremy Tucker : Chambers starting this one of with a nice European Uppercut, Handy Andy runs off to the ropes, coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.
[Nasty Ned Chambers gets hit with a back heel kick. Handy Andy clotheslines Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy punches Nasty Ned Chambers in the head. Handy Andy with a headbutt on Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy chops Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Toby Navel - Nasty Ned Chambers on the back foot here, Handy Andy really taking it to him.
[Handy Andy bounces Nasty Ned Chambers off the ropes and clotheslines him. Handy Andy uppercuts Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Toby Navel - Handy Andy really impressing me here tonight, i know Ned doesn't have the greatest win / loss record, but i thought he would have the experience on him here in this one.
[Handy Andy comes from behind and bulldogs Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy covers Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Nick Tsalazidis counts. ...1 .......... 2 .. (Kick out by Chambers)
[Nasty Ned Chambers get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Handy Andy. Handy Andy punches Nasty Ned Chambers repeatedly.]
Jeremy Tucker : Them punches are having no effect on Ned, he is just brushing them off, and Nasty Ned Chambers pick Handy Andy up in the press slam, Oh my god, he just dropped him back first right onto his knee.
[Nasty Ned Chambers chants start. Nasty Ned Chambers locks on a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... Handy Andy is fighting the hold. ...]
Handy Andy : ARRRRRRRRRRRGGG!
[Handy Andy with his shoulders on the mat. Nick Tsalazidis starts the count .....1 .......2 ... (Handy Andy rolls over and makes it to the ropes)]
Toby Navel : Thought Ned had him there.
Jeremy Tucker : That would of been the third submission of the night, but Handy Andy having none of it.
[Nasty Ned Chambers punches Handy Andy repeatedly. Nasty Ned Chambers throws Handy Andy into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press. Nasty Ned Chambers stands up. Nasty Ned Chambers punches Handy Andy repeatedly.]
Toby Navel : Chambers seems to be getting frustrated here, continually going for the closed fist.
[Nasty Ned Chambers nails Handy Andy with a belly-to-back suplex. They lockup. Nasty Ned Chambers sends Handy Andy to the corner of the ropes, Andy coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men getting to there feet, and Handy Andy with a kick to the gut of Chambers and he powerbombs the bigger Nasty Ned Chambers.
[Handy Andy chants start. Handy Andy knee drops Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy stands up. Handy Andy executes the front facelock on Nasty Ned Chambers. Referee Nick Tsalazidis is checking for a tap out. ... Nasty Ned Chambers is fighting the hold. ... Handy Andy tightens the hold. ... ... Nasty Ned Chambers tries to escape. Nasty Ned Chambers escapes.]
Toby Navel : This match is anyone's right now, both men giving it there all.
[Handy Andy executes a piledriver on Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Handy Andy is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Handy Andy hits a running forearm smash on Nasty Ned Chambers's face. Handy Andy knee drops Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy climbs to his feet. They lockup. Handy Andy sends Nasty Ned Chambers to the corner of the ring. Handy Andy hits Nasty Ned Chambers with the back of his elbow. Handy Andy uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Nasty Ned Chambers down.]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy with his version of the stroke, and Handy Andy covers.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. .......1 .............2 ...........3 ]
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Handy Andy!
Toby Navel : Thats an impressive debut there, and could be the biggest upset of the night.
Andrew Fulton : An upset over Nasty Ned Chambers, i have never heard of such a thing, i think you two may of under estimated the newcomer.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Handy Andy's arm and the fans give him a nice pop.]
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May 22, 2004#6
..::Vulcan is scene standing in the back, somewhere down in the bowels of the building. A chainlink fence is seperating the camera from Vulcan, Vulcans hands grasp the chainlinks and his intense eyes look up at the camera::..
Vulcan: It is finally here, the match of all matches, Lonewolf with the sexy Rain, taking on me.. "The God of War" Vulcan, Myself being a monster and McNeely being my bitch! as I will toss you around the ring like a sack of meat, you are going to wish that this match was never booked. Tonight Wolf you will wish that you were never born, I am on a quest to become the SWAT World Champion, and the first road block is you!, so after you I move up the ladder, moving closer to the gold and when I pass you on my way up, I'll be sure to let Rain tag along, cause she shouldn't be with you, a meer lamb to the slaughter. you are a lamb of God, and I am your God.
..::Vulcan smiles as he turns and walks away from the camera::..
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May 22, 2004#7
Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is the main event of the evening. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from Unknown, VULCAN!!! (crowd boos *********)
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflecting off his head as he slowly walks to the ring. He gets halfway down before he stops and removes his coat. He still stares at the ring, almost looking through it as he continues down the ramp. He walks up the steps and then along the apron until he's in the middle of the ropes on the outside. He faces the crowd and gives them a twisted smile as he steps between the middle and top rope. He then stands, watching the crowd react without emotion]
Frank Salazar - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Montreal, Canada , and being accompanied to the ring by Rain, LONEWOLF McNEELY!!! (crowd boos ***********)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possening position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolfs eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start.]
Toby Navel : And here we are, the main event of the evening, and this one could go either way, neither man to popular with the crowd, but one will join four others one step closer to a shot at our Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown.
Jeremy Tucker : And im just receiving word that all is not lost for those four not progressing to the next round. With our Statewide Champion Adrian Tanner Jr no where to be seen, i have just been informed that he has been stripped of his title, and that next week, we will have two qualifying matches, with the winners meeting and the winner will be crowned the new Statewide Champion.
Andrew Fulton : You just got informed of this now? I knew that last week Jerry.
Toby Navel : Then why didnt you tell us about it?
Andrew Fulton : Its not my job to spoon feed you two incompetents, the unwashed out there will find out these things when they find them out, like they just have now.
Jeremy Tucker : The unwashed?
Toby Navel : Referee Nick Tsalazidis signalling for the bell, and this one is under way.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men hook up and Vulcan bounces Lonewolf McNeely off the ropes and clotheslines him.
[Vulcan punches Lonewolf McNeely repeatedly. Lonewolf McNeely uppercuts Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely hits Vulcan with a heart punch.]
Toby Navel : These two wasting no time going at it, and that Heart Punch really rocked Vulcan.
[Lonewolf McNeely executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely gets back to his feet. Vulcan is up again. Lonewolf McNeely double underhook faceslams Vulcan hard to the Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice move there from McNeely, but the big man Vulcan is able to shrug it off and get right back to his feet.
[Vulcan uses a running lariat to take Lonewolf McNeely down. Vulcan sucks chants start in the crowd. Vulcan covers Lonewolf McNeely hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. .......1 .........2....... (Lonewolf McNeely kicks out.) ]
Jeremy Tucker - Vulcan almost won the match!
Andrew Fulton : Two soon for that yet, McNeely seems to have a lot left in the tank.
[Now Lonewolf McNeely standing. ]
Toby Navel - Vulcan is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Lonewolf McNeely with an exploder suplex on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely sucks chants start in the crowd. Lonewolf McNeely locks the sleeperhold on Vulcan. Nick Tsalazidis asks Vulcan if he quits. ... Lonewolf McNeely tightens the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely tightens the hold. Vulcan escapes. ]
Jeremy Tucker : That sleeper took its toll on Vulcan, he could be in trouble here.
[Lonewolf McNeely executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely climbs to his feet. Vulcan gets hit with the shooting star press from Lonewolf McNeely and the crowd are on there feet.]
Toby Navel : Wow, two exciting moves there from Lonewolf, and he nailed them both!
Jeremy Tucker : McNeely going for the cover.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis starts the count. ..............1 .............2 ......... (Vulcan kicks out). ]
Toby Navel : Vulcan refusing to surrender, i don't think Lonewolf has it in him to putt he big man away.
[Vulcan gets back to his feet. Lonewolf McNeely superkicks Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful drop kick there from the Lonewolf, right on the mush, and that sent Vulcan flying over the top rope.
Toby Navel : Vulcan slowly getting to his feet on the outside, and McNeely staying in the ring, taunting the crowd.
Andrew Fulton : He should of gone out there to capitalize on the situation, poor decision there by McNeely.
[Vulcan slides back into the ring, and nails Lonewolf with a low blow, as he wasnt paying attention.]
Jeremy Tucker : I think Lonewolf thought he had him beat, and it surprises me, but i think he was then looking for the win via count out.
Andrew Fulton : A wins a win Jerry.
[Vulcan pump handle slams Lonewolf McNeely to the mat. Vulcan punches Lonewolf McNeely repeatedly. Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Vulcan sending him to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker : Vulcan just cant seem to get ontop here, every time he looks to be getting control of the match, Lonewolf has an answer for him, just like right there with the leg lariat.
[Vulcan is back on his feet. Lonewolf McNeely bounces Vulcan off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet and throws Vulcan to the turnbuckle, but Vulcan reverses it and sends Lonewolf into the turnbuckle.]
Toby Navel : Wow, the power of Vulcan is incredible, he just tossed him in there 100 miles an hour, and did you see the ring actually move then when Lonewolf crashed into the turnbuckle.
Jeremy Tucker : That was like a car crash there Toby, Vulcan comes over and smashes Lonewolf McNeely's head into the turnbuckle, this could be the opening he was looking for.
[Vulcan bounces Lonewolf McNeely off the ropes and clotheslines him. Lonewolf McNeely gets back to his feet. Vulcan gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
Toby Navel : Again, just when Vulcan looks to be getting things going his way, Lonewolf with something up his sleeve.
Andrew Fulton : No, Vulcan ignoring that elbow Toby, it had no effect.
[Lonewolf McNeely gets thrown into the turnbuckle again, and Vulcan comes over and smashes Lonewolf McNeely's head into it again, then Vulcan uses the vertical facebuster on Lonewolf McNeely. ]
Andrew Fulton : Vulcan is impressing me here tonight guys, looks like he could have a big future here in Australia.
[Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet. Indian deathlock applied by Vulcan. Nick Tsalazidis is checking for a tap out. . ... ... Lonewolf McNeely tries to escape. Vulcan breaks the hold. Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Lonewolf McNeely. Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet. Vulcan puts Lonewolf McNeely in the double underhook position and gives him a double underhook backbreaker.]
Toby Navel : Perfect execution there from Vulcan, you could be right Fulton, this big man really giving it his all.
Andrew Fulton : Vulcan has Lonewolf right where he wants him here ....
Jeremy Tucker : And what is this, a masked man has just come through the crowd, and look at the size of this man, he is a giant, got to be 7' and about 340lbs.
[Vulcan lifts up Lonewolf, and he drills him with a jumping tombstone piledriver]
Toby Navel : Thats the WARHAMMER! Thats it, Vulcan's going to be going through to the next round to meet Handy Andy!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count. 1.................... 2 ..................... (The huge masked man pulls Vulcan off of Lonewolf and out of the ring.)]
Jeremy Tucker : What is this? Who is this giant of a man and what is he doing? Vulcan had Lonewolf beat there!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis jumps up frustrated and goes towards the masked man, but Rain jumps up on the apron and distracts him.]
Andrew Fulton : Magic!
Toby Navel : Hey, i thought you were getting behind Vulcan?
Andrew Fulton : I don't mind him, but never presume to know what i am thinking pal.
[The masked man manhandles Vulcan, rag dolling him, then he rams him head first into the steel ring post, and then he nails him with a Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb]
Toby Navel : HEY! I know that move!
[Rain drops from the apron as the masked giant makes his way slowly up the rampway and Nick Tsalazidis starts the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ...................... 3 .................... 4 ..................
Jeremy Tucker : This is unbelievable, and look at the crowd, they have no sympathy at all for Vulcan, they really hate this guy.
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 .................. 6 ....................
Toby Navel : I'm telling you, i know that move, i know who that masked man is!
Nick Tsalazidis : 7 ................... 8 .................
Jeremy Tucker : He looks familiar to me also, and that move rings a bell, i just cant put my finger on it, maybe we have been gone to long, i might be a bit rusty.
Nick Tsalazidis : 9 .............................. 10!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell.]
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match via count out, LONEWOLF McNEELY!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a turn of events, hope you liked our return folks, and we look forward to seeing you all back here at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in two weeks time for NO MANS LAND!
Toby Navel : Wait, that masked man Jerry, i know who he is!
Jeremy Tucker : Sorry Toby, we are out of time, see you next week folks!
[Scene fades to black.]
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May 23, 2004#8
*cough* screw job *cough*
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Menace
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May 23, 2004#9
heh
not at all bud
you did real well, following our format exactly as was asked, keep it up
we stated we are both storyline and promo's, this was a close one to call because you contributed so well, and lonewolf's promo was so good, so we used story line as the deciding factor, as you will see unfold in the next few shows
[Get Free by The Vines hits, and the Tron then plays highlights from the CWA's history including shots of The Hellhounds with the CWA Tag Team Titles, a shot of Adam Plummer with the Ring Syndicate World Heavyweight title, Cobryn with a cocky smirk, Mars with a sinister look in his eyes, "The Punisher" Dan Stein with Domino by his side, Commissioner Dracon Xanathos with a bevy of beauties, Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown, Adrian Tanner Jr with the Statewide title, Messiah and Stan are seen battling each other, and then a shot of Triple B and Ruthless L Reeve.]
[The screen then goes blank, and the shot moves to Ring Announcer Frank Salazar in the ring.]
Frank Salazar : WELCOME BACK!!! THATS RIGHT FANS, WELCOME BACK TO THE HOME OF THE CWA, AND WELCOME BACK TO NO MANS LAND
Jeremy Tucker : You said it Frankie! We are back in town, and as one of our boss's would say, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!
Andrew Fulton : Thats not the only way i heard you like it Jerry, don't know about being happy to be back in this hell hole, but can't say i don't need the dough.
Toby Navel : I personally couldn't be happier to be here guys! What we got planned for tonight?
Jeremy Tucker : Tonight, we will be hearing from the CWA Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown, and ...
Andrew Fulton : Who's back here anyway Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Well, like i was just saying, the champ is still here, Sam Piltdown, and we'll be hearing from him tonight.
Andrew Fulton : And? Who else we got tonight? Cobryn?
Jeremy Tucker : Umm, afraid not Andrew, we would love to see him back in the CWA, but as of late, he has been having some problems with his phone, and we cant seem to get a hold of him.
Andrew Fulton : Probably them dodgy Ring Syndicate checks bouncing on him and his phone got cut off, but thats no excuse, what are these suits doing? (Looking into the camera) GET OF YOUR ASSES AND GO OUT AND SEE THE MAN, IF HIS PHONE AINT WORKING, THEN GO AND FIND HIM FACE TO FACE DAMMIT! Now, what about The Hellhounds?
Jeremy Tucker : Ummm ... well ..
Andrew Fulton : YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! What the hell is going on around here?
Toby Navel : Give em time Fulton, its only our first show back i have heard they are in talks with both them guys, its only a matter of time i hope.
Jeremy Tucker : And besides, it just gives the other guys a chance to shine!
Toby Navel : Speaking of which, we have four hot matches for you all tonight, all of which are first round tournament matches, with the eventual winner getting a shot at Sam Piltdown and the Australian Heavyweight Championship!
Jeremy Tucker : And lets send it back to Frank and get the first match of the evening underway.
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Rock Island, IL accompanied by Yuki & Suki, ADAM "SEVEN" PLUMMER!!!!!
["Battle Without Honour or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei begins to play over the PA, the tasty-ass groove accompanied by the lights slowly coming down. When the brass section first hits, two blasts of pyro accent the bombast, and the spotlight catches Plummer parting the curtain, accompanied by his two female bodyguards, Yuki and Suki, the Japanese schoolgirl twins...
A7 slowly makes his way towards the ring, strutting to the beat with a bemused smirk on his face, Yuki and Suki keeping a step behind, glaring at the crowd from behind their watchful eyes. He climbs the steps and pauses on the apron, allowing Yuki and Suki to part the ropes for him. After stepping through, A7 stands silently in the centre of the ring while the girls fight off the leering fanboys in the front row. After the medics have carted away the stupid bastard who invariably gets too close to the twins ...]
Frank Salazar : ... and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Boof walks to the ring and referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker : And this one is under way, the two men go to hook up, and Seven slides under, hooking and planting Boof with Russian Leg Sweep Leg Dragon Screw!
Toby Navel : Seven having his way with Boof from the get go, and he isn't mucking around, instead trying to humiliate him from the onset!
[Adam Plummer puts Boof on the top rope and executes a superplex. Adam Plummer drags Boof back to his feet and sends Boof to the corner of the ring. Seven rams Boof's head into the turnbuckle, and then Adam Plummer executes the brain buster on Boof. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Good brain buster by Adam Plummer.
[Adam Plummer is back on his feet. Adam Plummer sends Boof to ringside. Nick Tsalazidis starts the count (.1) ]
Jeremy Tucker - Boof could use some help about now. Is this a great match or not?
Andrew Fulton - Hell no! Seven is killing this rookie, which is a good thing, but great match? Lets not overdo it Jerry.
[(..2) Adam Plummer clotheslines Boof. (...3) Adam Plummer uses a snap mare takeover on Boof. (....4 ......5 ......) Adam Plummer and Boof move back into the ring. Short arm Clothesline ]
Toby Navel - Seven quickly to his feet, and levels Boof with a Short arm Clothesline!
Toby Navel : Plummer lifts up Boof. Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb!!!
[Seven holds on for the pin.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 ......2 ..... Boof escapes.]
Jeremy Tucker - Adam Plummer should have known better than to try for a Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb Pin at this point in the match.
Andrew Fulton : Why should he Jerry, he is having his way with the kid, im surprised Boof had it in him to kick out.
[Boof gets back to his feet. Boof gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Adam Plummer. Boof staggers up. Spinning Back Elbow by Seven and he sends Boof to the corner of the ring. High Angle Dropkick ]
Toby Navel - Adam Plummer executes perfect High Angle Dropkick there.
Jeremy Tucker : I have never seen Seven this way, he is demolishing young Boof, who hasn't even got a move in yet!
[Adam Plummer moves back to his feet. Adam Plummer clotheslines Boof. ]
Toby Navel - Nice clothesline from Seven, looks like he may be toying with Boof here.
[Seven rubs his nose with his left thumb, and then moves over to the corner and begins asking referee Nick Tsalazidis a few questions. Meanwhile, Yuki and Suki both start choking Boof out on the bottom rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Come on, this is totally uncalled for, Seven could put this kid away right now, there is no need for them two to get involved.
Andrew Fulton : Give it a rest will ya Jerry, we don't see enough of them two angels if you ask me.
Toby Navel : Well, no one did ask you, and speaking of Angels, any news if we will be seeing Domino around here in the near future?
[Adam Plummer tries for a Flowing DDT but Boof avoids it. Adam Plummer with the Paradoxical Complex! Boof looks to be in a heap of trouble. This one is all over. Nick Tsalazidis asks Boof if he quits. ... Adam Plummer tightens the hold. ... Adam Plummer tightens the hold.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats it! Boof just submitted to the Paradoxical Complex! And this one is all over!
["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei hits and Seven poses in the ring with Yuki & Suki before making there way to the back.]
Toby Navel : Wow, what a comprehensive win that was for Seven.
Andrew Fulton : Comprehensive? If you look up the word "squash" on google, you would get a link to that match!
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May 22, 2004#2
The scene starts on a very beautiful and sunny island..the water is clear blue, their is a peaceful quiet..then suddenly a Rumbling is heard..Kota enters the picture wearing tribal garb and coldly staring into the camera.A Volcano smokes behind him.
Kota:This is my homeland..a very peaceful and serene place..but mainlanders came...they came and robbed and looted from my people..we welcomed them in with open arms..they lied and mislead us..they butchered my parents..they coldly murdered my brothers..they ravished and killed my sisters..All these things they did to my people. My people were a peace loving nation, we had love for all..Now Kota remains, Kota has NO LOVE for his fellow man!! Much like you mainlanders slaughtered my nation..Kota will slaughter and ruin YOURS!! LISTEN for the Rumble..as Kota COMES!!
Kota exits the picture as the Volcano rumbles louder..then Bloody letters
K O T A appear on the screen.
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May 22, 2004#3
Frank Salazar - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Providence, Rhode Island (USA), Jinn Blaze!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[94 Hours by As I Lay Dying ]
Andrew Fulton - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Danny Fantom!!! (crowd cheers ******)
Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for this one to get under way and Jinn Blaze nails Danny with a spinning heel kick
[Jinn Blaze uppercuts Danny Fantom. Danny Fantom with a high crossbody on Jinn Blaze. Now Danny Fantom standing. Jinn Blaze is back on his feet. Danny Fantom gouges Jinn Blaze's eyes out. ]
Andrew Fulton : Come on ref, get him out of the eye's!
[Danny Fantom hits Jinn Blaze with the back of his elbow. Jinn Blaze leg lariats Danny Fantom, sending him to the mat.]
Toby Navel - Nice leg lariat there from Jinn.
Andrew Fulton - Sure was, he learnt from the best!
[Danny Fantom gets back to his feet. Jinn Blaze drives a forearm into Danny Fantom.]
Jeremy Tucker - Nice forearm there from Jinn, he is well in control now, and seems to have Danny right where he wants him.
[Jinn starts to work over the arm, really wrenching it.]
Andrew Fulton : Who the hell is this Danny Fantom guy anyway? I have never heard of this guy before.
Toby Navel : Who knows, poor guy probably thought he'd sign up here and then forgot about us.
Andrew Fulton : Poor guy? Let me tell you one thing, if you sign up for a fed, you better bloody well be ready, and this Fantom character is about to learn the biggest lesson of his life right here
[Jinn Blaze with a headscissors takeover on Danny Fantom. Jinn Blaze stands up. Danny Fantom gets snap suplexed by Jinn Blaze. ]
[Jinn stomps on the arm of Danny while he is down, then places the arm in the ropes, he ties it up in there, and then drop kicks Danny right on the arm.]
Andrew Fulton : Like i was saying. Jinn has been taught by the best, and thats Cyrus Williams, you think he is going think he is .......
Jeremy Tucker : I don't care who trained him, them red eyeballs of his are freaking me out man!
Toby Navel : Jinn again working on the arm, if he keeps up this rate, the ref may have to stop this.
[Jinn Blaze climbs to his feet, dropkicks Danny Fantom. Jinn Blaze then grabs Danny Fantom and applies an arm wrench.]
Jeremy Tucker : More damage to the arm, this is a calculated attack here by Jinn.
[Jinn Blaze suplexes Danny Fantom. Danny Fantom is back on his feet. Jinn Blaze powerbombs Danny Fantom into the mat.]
Toby Navel - Huge powerbomb there from Jinn, this one could be over!
Jeremy Tucker : No, not yet Toby, Jinn isn't done with him yet, and he puts Danny in a standing chinlock, then jumps, puts both knees to his back and falls backwards in a modified backbreaker
Andrew Fulton : Exsanguination!
Toby Navel : Exsanuwhat?
Andrew Fulton : Exsanguination, thats what Jinn calls that move.
Toby Navel : Since when have you known the names of any moves?
Andrew Fulton : Its right here on this sheet the producer left me earlier, "Jinn Blaze, trained by Cyrus Williams, Exsanguination = knees to the back from chinlock, and The Morning Star = .... That.
[Jinn applies a body scissors to Danny on the ground, then wraps his left arm around the throat with his left hand, then bars the right arm ala the Rings of Saturn, and pulls back, ....... Danny starts tapping .... and Jinn parlays the hold into a bridge with his head on the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker : What is Jinn doing? Danny has allready tapped, this is un called for.
[Jinn holds on for a few more moments and then releases the hold, posing for the crowd as referee Nick Tsalazidis raises his hand.]
Andrew Fulton : Calm down Jerry, its his first match, he needs to show off his finishing move, its not his fault the Danny is too much of a girl to last the whole thing without tapping.
Jeremy Tucker : How can you argue with that folks, lets take it to the back ..
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May 22, 2004#4
["Same As It Ever Was" by House Of Pain plays as the camera sweeps over the crowd, finally coming to rest on the stage area to the left of the entrance/top of the ramp. It's been converted into what looks like a makeshift bar and two figures are sitting on barstools, backs to the camera. A familiar voice booms out over the arena, causing the crowd to start cheering.]
Sam Piltdown: They said they didn't have anything planned for me, so I said "Great, night off. I'm headed for a good bar." Then I was told I still had to show up and contribute. Well how? "You can do your own segment, whatever, we just want the heavyweight champ on the show. So I told them to bring the bar to me and I'll see what I can do. They brought the bar....
[The two men turn around and it's none other than CK Panic, in his normal suit and tie, with his charge, Sam Piltdown, the S.W.A.T. Australian Heavyweight Champion. The crowd roars for him as he stands up and plays to the crowd. He's clad in sneakers, jeans, and a black t-shirt tucked into his jeans. The t-shirt reads "AUSTRALIAN HERO".]
Sam Piltdown: ...so I'm here, motherf**kers! What's up?
[Sam soaks up the love
CK Panic: They seem to have a faint recollection of you.
Sam Piltdown: Yeah, who'da thunk? Well, they gave me this egment, so you're all the first to see and hear "The Big F'n Deal." That and these nice clip-on mics.
CK Panic: Kinda sad, that that's all we've got prepared.
Sam Piltdown: It's true. We spent about a week trying different sh*t to put in the show, and nothing stuck.
CK Panic: We did make three cameramen quit and one sound guy cry, though. Here's what you're not gonna see in this segment. One, we did a man on the street segment.
Sam Piltdown: It sucked ass.
CK Panic: After that, we tried to soak up the culture of Australia.
Sam Piltdown: We're banned from three museums, and pending litigation, that number may jump to five by the end of the month. And goddammit, I'm goin' for the record.
CK Panic: We can't even show the outtakes, 'cause it's currently called "Exhibit A."
Sam Piltdown: So after being bailed out, we went on the search for that elusive f**ker, 'Ol Milky himself, Nathan Jones. The nwe realized no one gave a sh*t and got hammered. Which was entertaining, but only for us.
CK Panic: So there's only one thing left to talk about.
Sam Piltdown: ME!
[The crowd cheers loud and CK rolls his eyes while Sam struts for them.]
Sam Piltdown: I shoulda been born a goddamn Australian, 'cause I fit in too damn well!
CK Panic: Let me get this straight. Australia sends Russel Crowe, Eric Bana, and Nicole Kidman to the U.S. and they get you?
Sam Piltdown: Exactly! All the deadwood's gone and the real talent is here now! Who's your champ, Australia?!
[Sam grabs his beer from the bar and takes a swig.]
Sam Piltdown: So the downside is I'm not in action until the tournament's over, but I can definitely kick all their asses! So until the big return match, and sh*t, why not after, I'm gonna be around telling you what the big f'n deal is.
CK Panic: So before we sign off, let's look at the rundown. Boof.
Sam Piltdown: The f**k did you say?
CK Panic: Boof.
Sam Piltdown: That ain't a wrestler, it's a sound effect. And one of the crappy ones at that.
CK Panic: Danny Fantom and Jinn Blaze.
Sam Piltdown: Uh....uh....pass!
CK Panic: Pass? You got nothing?
Sam Piltdown: I got plenty, except any f**kin' interest.
CK Panic: Nasty Ned Chambers.
[The crowd cheers. Sam looks shocked.]
Sam Piltdown: When did Ned get fans? And I know Handy Andy's next on the list. All I can say is he gives me the damn heebie-jeebies. Apparently he some kind of "wonder tool," emphasis on "tool."
CK Panic: Heh. Lonewolf McNeely and Vulcan.
Sam Piltdown: They've got no chance.
CK Panic: Why not?
Sam Piltdown: You gotta live on planet f**king EARTH to wrestle there! You know what? That's all the show I've got patience for. Hey, good news is, We've got a special guest next week, so you'll get more of this and plenty of awesome sh*t to tell your friends about. This was the Big F'n Deal, and as usual, we were goddamned awesome!
CK Panic: Peace out, y'all!
[The crowd starts cheering as Sam and CK tear off their mics and play to the crowd. Th shot fades to commercial.]
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May 22, 2004#5
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 pounds, from MASON CITY, IOWA, NASTY NED CHAMBERS!!! (crowd cheers **)
[A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pyro blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed. This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down (insert Opponent) with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air. The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Frank Salazar - and his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Suburbia USA, Handy Andy!!! (crowd cheers **)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. Nasty Ned Chambers walks around the ring. European Uppercut (ding, ding, ding)]
Jeremy Tucker : Chambers starting this one of with a nice European Uppercut, Handy Andy runs off to the ropes, coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.
[Nasty Ned Chambers gets hit with a back heel kick. Handy Andy clotheslines Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy punches Nasty Ned Chambers in the head. Handy Andy with a headbutt on Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy chops Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Toby Navel - Nasty Ned Chambers on the back foot here, Handy Andy really taking it to him.
[Handy Andy bounces Nasty Ned Chambers off the ropes and clotheslines him. Handy Andy uppercuts Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Toby Navel - Handy Andy really impressing me here tonight, i know Ned doesn't have the greatest win / loss record, but i thought he would have the experience on him here in this one.
[Handy Andy comes from behind and bulldogs Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy covers Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Nick Tsalazidis counts. ...1 .......... 2 .. (Kick out by Chambers)
[Nasty Ned Chambers get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Handy Andy. Handy Andy punches Nasty Ned Chambers repeatedly.]
Jeremy Tucker : Them punches are having no effect on Ned, he is just brushing them off, and Nasty Ned Chambers pick Handy Andy up in the press slam, Oh my god, he just dropped him back first right onto his knee.
[Nasty Ned Chambers chants start. Nasty Ned Chambers locks on a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... Handy Andy is fighting the hold. ...]
Handy Andy : ARRRRRRRRRRRGGG!
[Handy Andy with his shoulders on the mat. Nick Tsalazidis starts the count .....1 .......2 ... (Handy Andy rolls over and makes it to the ropes)]
Toby Navel : Thought Ned had him there.
Jeremy Tucker : That would of been the third submission of the night, but Handy Andy having none of it.
[Nasty Ned Chambers punches Handy Andy repeatedly. Nasty Ned Chambers throws Handy Andy into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press. Nasty Ned Chambers stands up. Nasty Ned Chambers punches Handy Andy repeatedly.]
Toby Navel : Chambers seems to be getting frustrated here, continually going for the closed fist.
[Nasty Ned Chambers nails Handy Andy with a belly-to-back suplex. They lockup. Nasty Ned Chambers sends Handy Andy to the corner of the ropes, Andy coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men getting to there feet, and Handy Andy with a kick to the gut of Chambers and he powerbombs the bigger Nasty Ned Chambers.
[Handy Andy chants start. Handy Andy knee drops Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy stands up. Handy Andy executes the front facelock on Nasty Ned Chambers. Referee Nick Tsalazidis is checking for a tap out. ... Nasty Ned Chambers is fighting the hold. ... Handy Andy tightens the hold. ... ... Nasty Ned Chambers tries to escape. Nasty Ned Chambers escapes.]
Toby Navel : This match is anyone's right now, both men giving it there all.
[Handy Andy executes a piledriver on Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Handy Andy is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Handy Andy hits a running forearm smash on Nasty Ned Chambers's face. Handy Andy knee drops Nasty Ned Chambers. Handy Andy climbs to his feet. They lockup. Handy Andy sends Nasty Ned Chambers to the corner of the ring. Handy Andy hits Nasty Ned Chambers with the back of his elbow. Handy Andy uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Nasty Ned Chambers down.]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy with his version of the stroke, and Handy Andy covers.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. .......1 .............2 ...........3 ]
Jeremy Tucker : Huge win there to Handy Andy!
Toby Navel : Thats an impressive debut there, and could be the biggest upset of the night.
Andrew Fulton : An upset over Nasty Ned Chambers, i have never heard of such a thing, i think you two may of under estimated the newcomer.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis raises Handy Andy's arm and the fans give him a nice pop.]
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May 22, 2004#6
..::Vulcan is scene standing in the back, somewhere down in the bowels of the building. A chainlink fence is seperating the camera from Vulcan, Vulcans hands grasp the chainlinks and his intense eyes look up at the camera::..
Vulcan: It is finally here, the match of all matches, Lonewolf with the sexy Rain, taking on me.. "The God of War" Vulcan, Myself being a monster and McNeely being my bitch! as I will toss you around the ring like a sack of meat, you are going to wish that this match was never booked. Tonight Wolf you will wish that you were never born, I am on a quest to become the SWAT World Champion, and the first road block is you!, so after you I move up the ladder, moving closer to the gold and when I pass you on my way up, I'll be sure to let Rain tag along, cause she shouldn't be with you, a meer lamb to the slaughter. you are a lamb of God, and I am your God.
..::Vulcan smiles as he turns and walks away from the camera::..
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May 22, 2004#7
Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is the main event of the evening. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from Unknown, VULCAN!!! (crowd boos *********)
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflecting off his head as he slowly walks to the ring. He gets halfway down before he stops and removes his coat. He still stares at the ring, almost looking through it as he continues down the ramp. He walks up the steps and then along the apron until he's in the middle of the ropes on the outside. He faces the crowd and gives them a twisted smile as he steps between the middle and top rope. He then stands, watching the crowd react without emotion]
Frank Salazar - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Montreal, Canada , and being accompanied to the ring by Rain, LONEWOLF McNEELY!!! (crowd boos ***********)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possening position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolfs eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start.]
Toby Navel : And here we are, the main event of the evening, and this one could go either way, neither man to popular with the crowd, but one will join four others one step closer to a shot at our Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown.
Jeremy Tucker : And im just receiving word that all is not lost for those four not progressing to the next round. With our Statewide Champion Adrian Tanner Jr no where to be seen, i have just been informed that he has been stripped of his title, and that next week, we will have two qualifying matches, with the winners meeting and the winner will be crowned the new Statewide Champion.
Andrew Fulton : You just got informed of this now? I knew that last week Jerry.
Toby Navel : Then why didnt you tell us about it?
Andrew Fulton : Its not my job to spoon feed you two incompetents, the unwashed out there will find out these things when they find them out, like they just have now.
Jeremy Tucker : The unwashed?
Toby Navel : Referee Nick Tsalazidis signalling for the bell, and this one is under way.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men hook up and Vulcan bounces Lonewolf McNeely off the ropes and clotheslines him.
[Vulcan punches Lonewolf McNeely repeatedly. Lonewolf McNeely uppercuts Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely hits Vulcan with a heart punch.]
Toby Navel : These two wasting no time going at it, and that Heart Punch really rocked Vulcan.
[Lonewolf McNeely executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely gets back to his feet. Vulcan is up again. Lonewolf McNeely double underhook faceslams Vulcan hard to the Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice move there from McNeely, but the big man Vulcan is able to shrug it off and get right back to his feet.
[Vulcan uses a running lariat to take Lonewolf McNeely down. Vulcan sucks chants start in the crowd. Vulcan covers Lonewolf McNeely hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. .......1 .........2....... (Lonewolf McNeely kicks out.) ]
Jeremy Tucker - Vulcan almost won the match!
Andrew Fulton : Two soon for that yet, McNeely seems to have a lot left in the tank.
[Now Lonewolf McNeely standing. ]
Toby Navel - Vulcan is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Lonewolf McNeely with an exploder suplex on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely sucks chants start in the crowd. Lonewolf McNeely locks the sleeperhold on Vulcan. Nick Tsalazidis asks Vulcan if he quits. ... Lonewolf McNeely tightens the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely tightens the hold. Vulcan escapes. ]
Jeremy Tucker : That sleeper took its toll on Vulcan, he could be in trouble here.
[Lonewolf McNeely executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vulcan. Lonewolf McNeely climbs to his feet. Vulcan gets hit with the shooting star press from Lonewolf McNeely and the crowd are on there feet.]
Toby Navel : Wow, two exciting moves there from Lonewolf, and he nailed them both!
Jeremy Tucker : McNeely going for the cover.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis starts the count. ..............1 .............2 ......... (Vulcan kicks out). ]
Toby Navel : Vulcan refusing to surrender, i don't think Lonewolf has it in him to putt he big man away.
[Vulcan gets back to his feet. Lonewolf McNeely superkicks Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful drop kick there from the Lonewolf, right on the mush, and that sent Vulcan flying over the top rope.
Toby Navel : Vulcan slowly getting to his feet on the outside, and McNeely staying in the ring, taunting the crowd.
Andrew Fulton : He should of gone out there to capitalize on the situation, poor decision there by McNeely.
[Vulcan slides back into the ring, and nails Lonewolf with a low blow, as he wasnt paying attention.]
Jeremy Tucker : I think Lonewolf thought he had him beat, and it surprises me, but i think he was then looking for the win via count out.
Andrew Fulton : A wins a win Jerry.
[Vulcan pump handle slams Lonewolf McNeely to the mat. Vulcan punches Lonewolf McNeely repeatedly. Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Vulcan sending him to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker : Vulcan just cant seem to get ontop here, every time he looks to be getting control of the match, Lonewolf has an answer for him, just like right there with the leg lariat.
[Vulcan is back on his feet. Lonewolf McNeely bounces Vulcan off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet and throws Vulcan to the turnbuckle, but Vulcan reverses it and sends Lonewolf into the turnbuckle.]
Toby Navel : Wow, the power of Vulcan is incredible, he just tossed him in there 100 miles an hour, and did you see the ring actually move then when Lonewolf crashed into the turnbuckle.
Jeremy Tucker : That was like a car crash there Toby, Vulcan comes over and smashes Lonewolf McNeely's head into the turnbuckle, this could be the opening he was looking for.
[Vulcan bounces Lonewolf McNeely off the ropes and clotheslines him. Lonewolf McNeely gets back to his feet. Vulcan gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
Toby Navel : Again, just when Vulcan looks to be getting things going his way, Lonewolf with something up his sleeve.
Andrew Fulton : No, Vulcan ignoring that elbow Toby, it had no effect.
[Lonewolf McNeely gets thrown into the turnbuckle again, and Vulcan comes over and smashes Lonewolf McNeely's head into it again, then Vulcan uses the vertical facebuster on Lonewolf McNeely. ]
Andrew Fulton : Vulcan is impressing me here tonight guys, looks like he could have a big future here in Australia.
[Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet. Indian deathlock applied by Vulcan. Nick Tsalazidis is checking for a tap out. . ... ... Lonewolf McNeely tries to escape. Vulcan breaks the hold. Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Lonewolf McNeely. Lonewolf McNeely moves back to his feet. Vulcan puts Lonewolf McNeely in the double underhook position and gives him a double underhook backbreaker.]
Toby Navel : Perfect execution there from Vulcan, you could be right Fulton, this big man really giving it his all.
Andrew Fulton : Vulcan has Lonewolf right where he wants him here ....
Jeremy Tucker : And what is this, a masked man has just come through the crowd, and look at the size of this man, he is a giant, got to be 7' and about 340lbs.
[Vulcan lifts up Lonewolf, and he drills him with a jumping tombstone piledriver]
Toby Navel : Thats the WARHAMMER! Thats it, Vulcan's going to be going through to the next round to meet Handy Andy!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count. 1.................... 2 ..................... (The huge masked man pulls Vulcan off of Lonewolf and out of the ring.)]
Jeremy Tucker : What is this? Who is this giant of a man and what is he doing? Vulcan had Lonewolf beat there!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis jumps up frustrated and goes towards the masked man, but Rain jumps up on the apron and distracts him.]
Andrew Fulton : Magic!
Toby Navel : Hey, i thought you were getting behind Vulcan?
Andrew Fulton : I don't mind him, but never presume to know what i am thinking pal.
[The masked man manhandles Vulcan, rag dolling him, then he rams him head first into the steel ring post, and then he nails him with a Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb]
Toby Navel : HEY! I know that move!
[Rain drops from the apron as the masked giant makes his way slowly up the rampway and Nick Tsalazidis starts the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ...................... 3 .................... 4 ..................
Jeremy Tucker : This is unbelievable, and look at the crowd, they have no sympathy at all for Vulcan, they really hate this guy.
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 .................. 6 ....................
Toby Navel : I'm telling you, i know that move, i know who that masked man is!
Nick Tsalazidis : 7 ................... 8 .................
Jeremy Tucker : He looks familiar to me also, and that move rings a bell, i just cant put my finger on it, maybe we have been gone to long, i might be a bit rusty.
Nick Tsalazidis : 9 .............................. 10!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell.]
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match via count out, LONEWOLF McNEELY!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a turn of events, hope you liked our return folks, and we look forward to seeing you all back here at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in two weeks time for NO MANS LAND!
Toby Navel : Wait, that masked man Jerry, i know who he is!
Jeremy Tucker : Sorry Toby, we are out of time, see you next week folks!
[Scene fades to black.]
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Seven
May 23, 2004#8
*cough* screw job *cough*
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Menace
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May 23, 2004#9
heh
not at all bud
you did real well, following our format exactly as was asked, keep it up
we stated we are both storyline and promo's, this was a close one to call because you contributed so well, and lonewolf's promo was so good, so we used story line as the deciding factor, as you will see unfold in the next few shows
