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[The scene opens up to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the SWAT studio's both once again wearing there Suede Swat jackets.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land! We are just two weeks away now from "Eruption", our first ppv here at Swat since making the transition over from Ring Syndicate.
Andrew Fulton : And i am still recovering from the Armani party at the Hilton.
Jeremy Tucker : I saw Sly invite you along to that with him on Livewire, since when did your job change to kiss ass?
Andrew Fulton : Don't worry Jerry, that is still your spot, i was just telling it like it is. You may interpret it as kissing ass, to me, its calling it the way i see it.
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of Sly Fondell, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where he opened the show with a few choice words.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
Girls, Girls, Girls blasts over the PA system as Sly Fondell and Jada, both dressed in style, make thier way to the ring, accompanied by a chorus of booing from the crowd. Sly stops to hurl abuse at a fat couple sat in the front row then moves to the opposite side to blow a kiss to the 'Fondell Fan Club', a group of women who follow Sly around each arena, the women scream in delight as Sly blows the kiss to them
Sly grabs a mic from the ringside table and climbs up the ring stairs and holds open the ropes for Jada, they both move to the centre of the ring and Jada waves to the crowd as Sly raises both arms in the air, the crowd boo all except the Fondell fan club and a chorus of cat calls for Jada
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived....Live and in the Flesh baby!!
Crowd boo and jeer at Sly with a lot of intensity, you can almost feel the hate the crowd have for Fondell
Sly smiles at the crowds reaction
Sly: That's right you stupid inbred decendants of criminals (more boo's), go ahead boo the greatest wrestler you will ever have the privelage to see, that proves you are as stupid as you all look, except you ladies
Sly points to the Fondell fan club, they scream in excitement!
Sly: Tonight you will see your next heavyweight champion in action, tonight you will see the greatest wrestler alive, tonight you will see the Ace with the face
Sly raises his arms in the air again, the crowd greet him with abuse
Sly: Tanner enjoy the last few days as champ, relish the feeling, take a polaroid, because it's over punk, your time is ending, I'm the future baby and the future's bright, the future's Fondell
Sly raises his arms again, that arrogant smirk seemingly taking over his face
Sly kisses Jada, drops the mic on the mat, then they leave the ring. As they walk back up the aisle Sly takea time to mock the fans as he passes them, brushing his suit down as if the fans presence is tainting it, Sly and Jada stop as the ramp way and pose one last time before they disapear backstage.
[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, that was very interesting, now as i was saying, we are only two weeks away from Eruption, and things are really taking off here in Swatland. Looks like all of our hard work is finally starting to be rewarded.
Andrew Fulton : You mean all of "my" hard work there don't you Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : We allready have one match announced for the show, thats the despicable Deja Vu going at it one on one with The Big Bad Bustling Bandit himself, Soutter, and look forward to a few more matches being announced tonight, together with some great wrestling, we sure do have one heck of a show for you guys.
Andrew Fulton : Speaking of Eruption, you look like you are ready to erupt there yourself Jerry, been putting on a few pounds lately have we?
Jeremy Tucker : (ignoring Fulton) Coming up for you now we go to highlights of our first match of the evening, Dave Brickheart Vs Lordi.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see both Lordi and Dave Brickheart in the ring. Dave offers a hand shake, and the rookie Lordi accepts.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart taking Lordi down with a arm drag, then catching him flush in the face with a dropkick as he was rising.]
[Shot of Brickheart nailing Lordi with a Hurricarana, then following it up with a elbow drop.]
[Shot of Brickheart locking on a half Boston crab and punishing Lordi with it.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart sending Lordi to the mat with a crushing Samoan drop.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart perched on the top rope, and delivering a Swanton Bomb.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing the slice bread, and then Lordi making it to his feet, only to be sent right back down with a bevy of Miracle Punches from Brickheart.]
[Shot of Brickheart going up top again for a moonsault and then taking him out with the "Kingdom Come" (A fameasser, but he pulls his opponent to the turnbuckle and he jumps off it onto the back of their head) for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the hand of Dave Brickheart as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack blares through the arena.]
Back in the Swat Studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive victory there for Dave Brickheart.
Andrew Fulton : He just destroyed Lordi, i don't think we will be seeing him around here in the near future.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, but don't disregard the efforts of Dave Brickheart, he just went through the paces there and is a big threat come Eruption ... speaking of, lets take you back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where our own Fifi has caught up with Dave backstage after his match up.
In the back hall of the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Fif is impaitently waiting her cue. She nodes as the camera man points to her, the tip of his finger getting caught on the edge of the screen, and begins.
Fif: Well that was an impressive performance by Dave Brickheart, lets see if we can catch a word with him
Fifi turns and heads towards a door that goes into a small passage that twists around into the locker room area for the men. The soft huffs of the cameraman, obviously overweight, trying to keep up. As they turn the corner the individual hooks and shelves come into view with sort of a misty quality to the air of the room. Also one figure, besides Fifi, comes into view of the camera. Hair still sticking to his head from sweat Dave Brickheart turns towards the two that are now entering with a puzzled look. Fifi looks back to the camera in interviewer fashion and continues her dialogue.
Fifi : Just our luck we find one of the bright young stars of SWAT, David Brickheart.
Fif stands next to Dave and looks at him holding the microphone close to her own lips.
Fifi : Well David you were just in a match and I would like to know your feelings about it?
Dave looks at her with deep penetrating eyes that make Fifi flinch and move her entire upper half of her body away from him. Dave leans towards the mic and grasps the bottom of it with one hand to lean it closer.
Dave: Well first of all if you ever call me David again I may have to hurt you, and I dont want to hurt you if avoidable.
Fifi: Understood.
Dave: Good. Now as for the question you had about the match I have a few words to say about it, but only a few.
Fifi: Would you mind sharing them with the public.
Dave: The match that I was in earlier against the so called Lordi was just proof to show that I do have some skill in fighting when it comes to the ring and that I am able to win matches. Of coarse other matches that Ive fought have proven the same thing so I dont even know why Im saying that.
Fifi: Well what do you think of your opponent, Lordi?
Dave: Well Lordi, Ill admit that you know how to get into the ring without tripping over the ropes, but when it comes to wrestling you shouldnt quit your day job buddy. This was one of the easiest matches that Ive ever fought in my entire career and this is supposed to be the big leagues for me. If this is all the SWAT board wants me doing then at least they should give me two matches a night so I dont get bored to death.
Fifi : Well speaking of matches do you know of any plans in the works yet for Eruption?
Dave: Well now that you mention it there has been a little something on my mind over the past few weeks concerning a possible match.
Fifi : Please share?
Dave: You look scared, I like that. Anyways as far as whats brewing in my kettle I would like to get one last shot at Mars, wait, no. I need to receive one last shot against Mars for that Title that he carries around his waist.
Fifi : But hasnt Mars beaten you before for the same Title?
Dave: Actually hes beaten me twice in a title match for that Title and its just been on my mind ever since then. Well realizing that I am 0 and 2 against him Ive got to admit I just cant get enough of it. Call me a maniac for punishment, but I just cant get enough to feed my animal urge inside of me. Im putting my goals on the side right now to try once again to get my first ever SWAT Championship Belt. Threes the charm and 3 is just going to become Mars unlucky number if Im given this opportunity once again. With Eruption upon us it will be the last stand between he and i and its going to be one hell of a match if and when it happens. You see I dont dream of him and me going one-on-one again. This time I see something different, one-on-one with the belt hanging high above our heads and a steel staircase that will lead me to it.
Fif: You dont actually mean
Dave: Hell yeah, one of my favorite matches besides the staple gun match. A ladder match.
Dave glares into the camera one last time as if searching for Mars somewhere within it. He then just walks away pushing past Fifi.
Fifi : Well you heard it right here. Dave wants one final shot at the Statewide Championship and he wants it at Eruption in a ladder match. Ill tell you that would be a match I would love to see and with that
The camera cuts out before she finishes... fading to commercial.
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Oct 17, 2004#2
[Scene switches to the Sydney entertainment centre]
[Shot of both Tyler D and Fusion in the ring both staring at one another]
[Shot of Tyler getting the upper hand early on with a few kicks to the lower area of Fusion]
[Shot of Fusion countering one of Tylers punches and then flipping him over for a shot cover that Tyler breaks out from]
[Shot of Tyler elbowing Fusion in the face while still grounded]
[Shot of Tyler getting back to his feet as Fusion holds his head]
[Shot of Tyler hitting Fusion with a powerslam]
[Shot of Tyler going to cover Fusion. Fusion then kicks out at the 2 count]
[Shot of Tyler stomping on Fusion as he lies grounded]
[Shot of Fusion hitting back at Tyler]
[Shot of Fusion knocking Tyler to the floor by charging into him]
[Shot of Fusion then mocking Tyler as he lies grounded, prancing around the ring.]
[Shot of Fusion picking up Tyler D and keeping him in a headlock]
[Shot of Tyler D fighting his way out]
[Shot of Fusion going to work on the legs of Tyler D]
[Shot of Tyler D and Fusion exchanging blows in the middle of the ring]
[Shot of Tyler D starting to get on top of Fusion with his punches]
[Shot of Fusion countering Tyler Ds right hand and pulling him to the ground]
[Shot of Fusion locking in the Fusion Death Lock]
[Shot of Tyler D desperately trying to reach the ropes]
[Shot of Tyler D tapping out]
[Shot Of the referee calling for the bell]
[Shot of Fusion on his knees with both arms raised in victory]
[Shot of referee holding Fusions arm up in victory as he smiles on at the crowd, 'If I Cant' by 50 Cent blaring through the arena.]
Scene switches back to the Swat Studio's.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive victory there folks to Fusion. He seems to have a big future here in Swatland.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, i like the guy, but what has happened to Tyler? He was really moving up here at Swat, then nothing ...
Jeremy Tucker : I heard he had some sort of confrontation backstage a few weeks ago ... obviously now doesn't have his head into the fed ... i don't think we will be seeing him around here anymore, unless he gets his head screwed on straight.
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Oct 17, 2004#3
The camera takes us outside of the arena where a long black stretch limo comes speeding into the parking lot. As the limo apporaches the wall of a section in the parking lot, the driver doesn't slow down as we watch the limo crash into the wall.
Fade to black
The camera comes back several seconds later to see steam coming from the hood of the limo. As the driver hobbles over to the door, he opens it up and all we see is blood covering the seat with a black rose in the middle of it with Rains name on a card beside it.. Glass is broken all throughout the back of the limo, as the scene slowly fades out with a shot of a black purse with a lightning bolt laying by the door.
The camera slowly fades out, and when it fades in we see Lonewolf sitting in his locker room. Lonewolf is wearing black leather pants and a white cut off shirt. With blood covering the shirt, a knock is heard at the door. Lonewolf slowly gets to his feet, and tosses aside a chair upside the edge of the wall.
Lonewolf: What in the hell do you want? I have about ten minutes until the bloody match starts and I need to concentrate.
A young man hangs his head and trembles refusing to look up at Lonewolf.
Young man: Sir, a limo crashed outside and it appears to be one of yours.
The young man looks up and notices the blood on Lonewolfs shirt and jumps back about five feet and points his fingers directly at Lonewolf.
Young man: You did it, you're the one that attacked Rain!
Lonewolf: What in the hell are you talking about?
Young man: There was blood in the limo, her purse and you're covered in blood!
The young man runs off as Lonewolf looks dismayed and rushes through the back of the arena. Approaching the limo, Lonewolf busts open the other door and searches frantically through the limo.
Lonewolf: This can't be, where in the hell is she?
Lonewolf grabs the purse and looks outside of the limo and begins screaming at the top of his lungs.
HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!! HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!! SOMEONE GET OVER HERE NOW!!!
Lonewolf looks back inside the limo and again gets out and looks down at his blood stained covered shirt and throws his hands up in the air.
Lonewolf: I don't believe this, it's happening again. Who in the hell did this? Where in the hell is Rain at?
Security rushes over to Lonewolf as the camera fades out and goes back to the action in the ring.
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Oct 17, 2004#4
Scene returns to the SWAT studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, that sure was a troubling segment there, who knows what could of happened to Lonewolf's valet Rain.
Andrew Fulton : That guy is lucky to escape with his life accusing Lonewolf of being the culprit.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, as they say, there is no rest for the wicked, and Lonewolf has to get past that, and get his mind into gear if he is to have any chance against a top star making his debut like "Rage" Dave Sadler.
Andrew Fulton : I wouldn't want to be Sadler right now ... come to think of it, i wouldn't want to be Dave Sadler ever, but especially not know, Lonewolf is just as likely to take all of this out on him.
Jeremy Tucker : That could well be the downfall of Lonewolf right there Andy ... Sadler comes here with huge expectations, and this sure does seem to be an interesting matchup ... on one hand, the hot new recruit in Dave Sadler making his debut ... and on the other, Lonewolf ... perhaps in career best form ... lets take you now back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre folks, for the highlights of this enthralling battle.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
{ Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find }
The lights go pitch black in the arena, as a picture of the queen and king of hearts appear on the big screen. Blood begins to slowly run down the picture of the king of hearts face.
{ Should've known better
I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes }
A flash of white lightning strikes the big scrreen and the picture is split in half, The picture of the queen of hearts is destroyed, leaving a photo of a bloody king of hearts.
{ I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you }
The picture of the king of hearts disappears, and a photo of the one eyed jack appears. Black roses slowly start to drift from the top of the arena as red strobe lights spin around the room, and the big screen begins to flash blurred images which show a burning cross, a speeding car, then a bloody rose.
{ Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find }
Face of Messiah, Pagan, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, Sedated and Lonewolf begin to appear on the bigscreen one after the other very slowly. As the volume of the music increases, so does the speed of the photos switching from one to the other.
{ I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you }
The red strobe lights stop spinning and the black roses die down, as dollar bills start to fall from the top of the arena. Suddenly the images on the big screen go out, as a photo of Rain is shown on the big screen. With a heart being held in her hand, the heart splits in two, as a black liquid runs down the sides.
{ Never without your love
Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But noone's gonna dance with me
Please stay }
The image of Rain disappears as one of Veronica shows up on the big screen. Suddenly the screen goes blank and the arena is pitch black. A dim light appears at the top of the entrance and Rain is shown standing there with a black rose in her hand. As the lights begin to flicker, a sound of evil laughter is heard and the lights go out again.
( And I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you
(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone }
The lights appear and Lonewolf is standing in the center of the ring. With blood running down his face, we see Lonewolf with his face painted have black and the other side left unpainted. Lonewolf screams out for Rain, but all that remains on the top of the entrance way is black roses that had fallen from the top of the arena.
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : A very strange entrance here for Lonewolf, Rain was just meant to of been in an accident out the back, and now she is appearing and disappearing on the rampway? I don't know what is going on?
Voice over of Andrew Fulton : You don't know what is going on? I thought we had switched to the World's Greatest Poker players for a moment there with all of them cards on the 'tron!
A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hits and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the ring slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After hes done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out .... and Lonewolf pounces on him ... sending him flying over the top rope mid pose.]
[Shot of Lonewolf sliding to the outside and sending Sadler back first into the security rail, and then rolling him back into the ring.]
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a release German suplex on Sadler.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Sadler with a rolling elbow.]
[Shot of Sadler fighting back to his feet with a few chops.]
[Shot of Rage Dave Sadler nailing Lonewolf with a side slam.]
[Shot of Lonewolf clocking Sadler with a spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot Lonewolf delivering a elevated double underhook DDT on Sadler.]
[Shot of Sadler sending Lonewolf flying with a shoulderblock.]
[Shot of Dave Sadler drilling Lonewolf with a facebuster, (the closing time)]
[Shot of Lonewolf executing the sands of time *flipping ace crusher* ]
[Shot of Sadler nailing Lonewolf with a flying clothesline.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : Both of these great athletes battling to and fro ... neither one able to gain a clear cut advantage.
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a Lights out - Sitting chicken wing piledriver then covering for a two count.]
[Shot of Rage Dave Sadler delivering a Raging Fury (Atomic Leg Drop)]
[Shot of Lonewolf McNeely nailing Sadler with a emerald erosion .]
[Shot of Lonewolf battling Sadler to the top rope, then drilling him with the Leader of the pack - ( think styles clash off the top turnbuckle )]
[Shot of Lonewolf finishing Sadler of with the No human contact - (Opponent is lifted high over the head in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter) and then covering him for the three count.]
[Shot of a spent Lonewolf getting his arm raised by Referee Nick Tsalazidis as Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul blares through the arena.]
Back at the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, Rage Dave Sadler showing us he is here for business in Swat, but just unable to withstand the Lonewolf on this occasion.
Andrew Fulton : Told you Lonewolf was going to cream him.
Jeremy Tucker : You did not! And i wouldn't say he creamed him either, Sadler took it right up to Lonewolf!
Andrew Fulton : Blah ... he creamed him Jerry!
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Oct 17, 2004#5
Scene comes back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
*Cocky hits as a pair of spotlights suddenly flash on the Swat 'tron and Reginald P. Packer smugly struts out. He is all smiles as he is dressed in a pair of black jeans, and a zipped up leather jacket and shades. He saunters to the ring slowly climbing the steps and then steps between the ropes. He removes his shades and places them in his jacket pocket ..... looking around at the crowd with a amazing amount of smugness*
Packer : Well ... I guess its true what they say .. ya NEVER know WHATS around the next corner DO YA?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I bet you people thought I'd died and went to hell huh?? To the contrary .... Im alive and well!! And Im back and I am here to shake SWAT right down to its lovely ...... but obviously lonely president..HAHAHAHA!!!!
*The crowd boos wildly*
Packer : Im kidding ... really ... this is a pretty wild place .. hell .. I tuned in the other week and saw people getting busted with chairs .. commissioners laying flat on their asses .. hell .. even 'ol Reeve got drunk and fell and broke his knee ... WHAT A SHOW!!
And its only gonna get BETTER!! Cause 'ol Reg is back and baby ... and I didnt come alone!!
I brought some friends!! Come on out boys!!!
*All along the Watchtower hits as Legacy and Kota both emerge and stand side by side looking un emotionally at the huge crowd.They glance at each other and slowly stalk to the ring. Legacy in a conservative blue suit and Kota in his native garb .. complete with a lei around his neck.
The 2 men enter the ring and flank Packer as he smiles the biggest damn smile in the world*
Packer : Do you people ever feel like you were just BORN to be great? Of course NOT .. you people are assholes!! But I didnt come here to beat you idiohell .. your kids do that enough .. I came here tonight to clear the air about some things,
This monster to my right .. KOTA ... came to me and said .. Packer .. youre a sorry sonofabitch!!
*Crowd roars in agreement*
.....He said you and Legacy are both two peas in a pod .. everytime things get a little hot .. you guys get the limber dick and run away!!!
Youve pulled more vanishing acts than Houdinni!!! He said .. Whats the deal with you Packer?!?!
You ruined UCW... *crowd roars again in agreement* ... He said .. Legacy .. you were the goddamned CWF Hardcore AND World champ and just walked away!!!! ... You guys are fuckin losers!!!
*Crowd starts Loser! chant* .... And ya know what? ... Hes right .... everytime I got started with something .. I ran away .. I dropped my guns and hauled ass!! I ran like a bitch!!!
And so did YOU!!
*Packer slaps Legacy in the face ...Legacy smiles and takes the mike*
Legacy : Reg ... you and Kota opened my eyes .. you guys showed me how fucked up this world is and how much it OWES ME!!!
Im the son of a LEGEND!!! Im ENTITLED to be put on a pedesta l.. and what happened? I got fucked over!!!!
I went to CWF and that little barmaid running that fed told me .. 'You gotta WORK for your shots here' ... BULLSHIT!!
Packer told me the 3 of us should join forces and run this SWAT fed right down the tubes into hell .. and I agree!!
I could give a shit less if its that statewide title .. which by the way .. Kota has ALREADY worn .... theres a SWAT title thats GONNA be on one of our waists REAL SOON!!
*Packer takes the mike back* .. And as of right now .. the House of Pain is officially BACK in town!!
*Packer unzips his jacket, Legacy removes his sportcoat and rips his shirt open and Kota tears his SWAT shirt off to reveal their H.O.P. shirts as the fans litter the ring with trash.
The 3 men leave the ringside area as security prevents several fans from getting to Packer .. Kota looks on with evil intent on his face.*
Back in the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, how about that, the House of Pain down here in Australia ... and Packer sure didnt waste any time letting us know his intentions.
Andrew Fulton : Reg is a wealthy man ... right Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Apparently so ... even with the loses he suffered with the UCW, i heard tht was chump change to him.
Andrew Fulton : Thats good to know Jerry .... you know, i always did like that guy.
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Oct 17, 2004#6
Jeremy Tucker: Welcome back to the studio folks, up next we have what promises to quite a match.
Andrew Fulton: You can say that again, Tucker. We have Statewide Champion Mars, the real God of War going up against the impostor Vulcan.
Jeremy Tucker: Im surprised with you Fulton, is there no ass you will not kiss?
Andrew Fulton: Hey, Im just covering my ass Would you want Mars mad at you?
Jeremy Tucker: I see your point, now lets go to the tape.
The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Center where we see Vulcan and Seven making their way to the ring as Slut Garden by Marilyn Manson plays in the background as the flames on the AussieTron dance in time.
[The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Vulcan and Seven and does his trademark throat slash as he holds the Statewide title above his head.
[Shot of Vulcan charging Mars as he steps in over he top rope and wailing away with big rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars brushing off Vulcan's shots and forcing his way into the ring.]
[Shot of Mars and Vulcan face to face, and both men exchanging huge rights and lefts.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: Even though this is a non-title match both these men are giving it everything they have.
[Shot of Mars nailing Vulcan with a short arm clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a big boot to Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: The only times Vulcan seemed to get his offense rolling was with Seven interfering from the outside.
[Shot of Seven grabbing the foot of Mars from the outside, and nailing Mars with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.]
[Shot of Vulcan nailing Mars with a Big Spin spinebuster.]
[Shot of Vulcan delivering a flap jack.]
[Shot of Mars sending Vulcan flying across the ring with a choke toss.]
[Shot of Mars squeezing the life out of Vulcan with a bear hug.]
[Shot of Mars rag dolling Vulcan.]
[Shot of Seven jumpng up onto the apron, again distracting Mars, and Vulcan leveling Mars with a running lariat.]
[Shot of Vulcan delivering a Hellboot (running big boot) to Marsand covering him for a two count.
Jeremy Tucker voice over: Vulcan trying with all he is worth here to keep up with Mars, but Mars is being more vicious than he has been in months.
Andrew Fulton voice over: Vulcan cant hold off the blood lust of the real God of War!
[Shot of Mars choke slamming Vulcan.]
[Shot of Vulcan gallantly making it to his feet, and Mars crunching him with a devastating heart punch.]
[Shot of Seven on the ring apron tossing something to Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: This was the beginning of the end for Vulcan, after Mars dodged the loaded punch
[Shot of Mars nailing the Apocalypse, an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb and covering Vulcan for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Mars arm in victory. Mars pulls his hand away and demands his belt as Unholy by KISS starts to play.]
The scene switches back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars was more aggressive in this match than he has been for weeks. What do you think Andy?
Andrew Fulton: Yes, he certainly was. I wonder who he was sending a message to?
Jeremy Tucker: There are a few names that come to mind, Vulcan, the World Champion Adrian Tanner Jr, or the man he defeated to win the Statewide title Dave Brickheart.
Andrew Fulton: Well SWAT reporter Dean Blitz caught up with Mars after the match to get his comments on Dave Brickhearts request for a re-match.
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Oct 17, 2004#7
[The scene switches to the dressing room area at the Sydney Entertainment Center; Mean Dean Blitz is standing outside of the locker room area with Mars.]
Mean Dean Blitz: Mars, have you had a chance to see Dave Brickhearts words concerning you and the Statewide title?
[Mars glares down at Blitz, and then he wipes the sweat off his face with his hand before talking.]
Mars: Listen up little man, I dont care if that Bitch President pays you to chase me around, I do these little interviews when I want! Get it!
[Blitz looks a bit taken back by Mars attitude, but he continues.]
MDB: Just this one question Mars, no more
[Mars snatches the mic out of Blitzs hands.]
Mars: You want an answer? Ill give you an answer!
[Mars tosses the Statewide title over his shoulder.]
Mars: Listen up Super Dave, listen very carefully, you want a rematch, you have your rematch!
[Mars laughs and grins before continuing.]
Mars: Since you like pain so much, let me give you a little more
[Somehow Blitz has gotten another mic.]
MDB: So Mars, you agree to Brickhearts idea for the Ladder match?
[Mars cocks an eyebrow at Blitz, trying to figure out where the second mic came from.]
Mars: Okay dumb ass, listen up, you my learn something. Im the Champion; do you think you can remember that? The challenger doesnt get to decide, the Champion does And I got a real good idea.
[Mars leans into the camera.]
Mars: Real simple, well have a good old fashion Pole match. If these idiot fans or Super Dave cant figure it out, Ill explain. You put a 10-foot pole in one corner of the ring with a bat hanging from it The first person to get the bat Well, you get the picture.
MDB: There you have it folks Mars has agreed to meet Dave Brickheart at Eruption
[Mars pushes Blitz out of the way, cutting him off.]
Mars: One last thing Super Dave, This is the last shot you are ever going to get at my Statewide title
[Mars smiles.]
Mars: Good luck Super Dave, cause you just stepped into World War III
[Mars throws the mic down and walks away laughing.]
MDB: Back to you Jeremy and Andrew
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Oct 17, 2004#8
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre ... Rip it Up by 28 Days hits, and the crowd jump to there feet as one, as the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, Soutter, hops his way out to the rampway to the beat of the music. He is wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt ontop of a SWAT t-shirt and slaps the hands of the fans as he swaggers down the rampway, steps into the ring over the top rope, forcing it down to get over it.
Whats up Sydney!
[Cheap crowd pop.]
You know guys ... i have never been a glory hound and tried to ram myself down your throats ....
Well, at least not here in Australia!
[Soutter has a chuckle along with the crowd.]
No .. i make it a point to leave the good stuff here for all of the other guys ... god knows they bust there humps each and every week out here for you all ... and deserve all of the spotlight they can get ...
Heck ... i might of had a few scuffles in the past here, but always for the good of the fed.
I seem to remember a certain Mr Fixit planting me on my keister not so long ago, and all of a sudden turning his career around to the extent of becoming Australian champion.
But there comes a time when a mans got to do what a mans got to do!
Deja Vu has been running around here taking out guys left right and center, taking out MY GUYS!
And all with the intention of getting me in the ring. This turkey could of gone anywhere in the world to face me, instead, he has to come here, to my own backyard, where everyone knows i don't actively compete, and call my name like a big shot.
Well, you can stop calling Deja Vu ... because you have gotten what you wished for.
The Centre of Attention!
[The crowd yell along together with Soutter.]
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Number ONE Man in this Industry!
The Suit!
The Mad Dog Paul Soutter!
The name to entertain!
The Skill to thrill!
I'm loud and proud baby!
and I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!!!
[The crowd are going nuts yelling together with there Australian hero when suddenly some skinny fella comes out from the curtain carrying a clipboard and bag. Soutter and then the crowd all look towards him as he hurries into the ring, looking a little embarrassed to be the focus of everyone's attention. For the regular viewers he is the same man who came to the ring last week to deliver the gifts to Domino.]
Soutter : Can i help you pal?
Courier : Yes, i umm ... have a delivery here for someone by the name of Domino ...
Soutter : And ....
Courier : And the guys back there said to just come on out here.
Soutter : Ohhhh .... they did, did they.
Courier : ...........
Soutter : Well, as you can see ... Domino isn't here right now ...
Courier : ............
Soutter : But i'll tell you what, why don't you just leave that here, and i will make sure she gets it, who's it from?
Courier : I am not sure i can do that sir, perhaps i should talk to the person in charge ....
[The crowd pops big for that one.]
Soutter : I'm sure it will be fine ... here ...
[Soutter snatches the folder from him and scribble's his name on there, grabbing the bag and looking in there, pulling out some tasteful designer earrings, which he then slides into his pocket after looking at them appraisingly, then grabbing the attached note and reading it out loud to the crowd.]
Soutter : " To match the Sparkle in your eyes and the fire in my heart"
Ohhhh .... isn't that sweet .... well i never.
I'll make sure to handball these over to Domino, you can rest assured of that.
Until then fans ... don't forget ... November 2nd ... Melbourne Cup Day ... SWAT's very first pay per view since our transition from Ring Syndicate .... ERUPTION!!!
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Oct 19, 2004#9
Scene comes up to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Thunderstruck hits through the arena, and both Bruno and The Extremist Tony Thunder make there way down to the ring, high fiving a few fans along the way, then huddling for some last minute strategy while waiting there opponents.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL ... INTRODUCING FIRST, IN THE RING AT THIS TIME, COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 575 POUNDS ..... THE EXTREMIST TONY THUNDER AND BRUNO .... THE KLIQ!!!!!
[Girls, girls, girls by Motley Crue then hits, and silver and gold pyro's blast from either side of the rampway, Sly Fondell arragontly strutting his way to the ring, smoothing his hair and preening himself. He is followed by the lovely Jada, clapping her man on to success. Sly occasionally stops on his way down to the ring, mocking a fat crowd member here and there. He climbs the ringsteps and steps through the middle ropes, standing in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched paying zero attention to The Kliq. Jada then sexily enters the ring and slowly removes Sly's robe. Sly hits a "most muscular pose" and blows a kiss to Jada as Bruno and Tony look on in disgust and Real Solution # 9" By White Zombie kicks in over the top of Motley Crue.]
["I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
[Adrian Tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him, a bunch of papers in his arms. Brandon hands out the papers to the fans on his way to the ring, and a zoom in reveals it to be a photocopy of last weeks kiss between Jada and Adrian.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring, still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA Tv Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and stands toe to toe with his partner Sly Fondell.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCIONG THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST, HAILING FROM ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 298 LBS ... ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY JADA (wolf whistles from the crowd) SLY FONDELL!!! AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA AND COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225 LBS ... ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY BRANDON FERNANDEZ .... THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION .... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!
[Adrian still standing toe to toe with Sly, as Brandon proceeds to first hand a photocopy of the kiss to Bruno and Tony, who both smirk about it and then leer towards Jada, and then he hands one to Jada ... who looks at it with disgust, until Sly pushes past Adrian and snatches the picture from her, tearing it up and dropping it on the ground in front of Adrian .... Adrian then smiles and winks towards Jada as referee Nick Tsalazidis ushers both her and Brandon out of the ring, then signals for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding!
Jeremy Tucker : It looks like its going to be Bruno to start it off for the Kliq, and i am not sure who is going to start it off for the Tanner and Sly team ... Fondell motioning for Adrian to move to the outside, that he has it under control, and Tanner puts both hands in the air ... as if to say "go for it" as he heads to the apron, grabbing the tag rope.
Macca : Sly seems very intent on starting this one mate, he sure is a glory hound.
Andrew Fulton : (not paying attention to the ring) Hey Brandon! Get me one of them pictures will ya!
[Bruno and Sly go to hook up and both men seem to be trying to power the other one down, neither getting the advantage.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly has to have the best body in all of SWAT, but Bruno is a mountain of a man coming in at 7 feet tall!
Macca : Thats right mate.
[Sly seems to be getting frustrated and breaks the collar and elbow tie up, raising his arms in the air for a test of strength.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly not happy with Bruno after that initial hook up, and after milking the crowd for a moment, Bruno joins him in a test of strength.
[BOOM!]
Macca : Fondell with a boot to the gut ... he didn't even give Bruno a chance to secure his grip then, and now look at him, acting like he is the most powerful man in the world, wrenching away on Bruno.
Andrew Fulton : (staring at the photocopy of Adrian kissing Jada) Huh? (he looks up to the ring) Looks like Sly Fondell is showing Bruno what power is all about here guys.
[Fondell continues to preen for the crowd, Bruno on his knee's from the boot to the gut, and Sly holding him down there in the knuckle lock.]
Jeremy Tucker : The crowd here in Sydney really giving it to Sly, and getting behind Bruno, who makes up to one knee.
[Fondell shaking his head no ... as Bruno now moves to both feet, and moves him towards the corner ... Tony Thunder with a blind tag.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at Bruno, he is smarter then i thought he was, he knows when he is outmatched and i cant say i blame him for tagging out.
[Jeremy Tucker and Macca both roll there eye's as Tony and Bruno lay into Sly with a couple of big double chops, Sly holding his chest in agony.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno now stepping over the top rope, and Tony hooks Sly, leveling him with a beautiful belly to belly suplex!
Macca : Sly now clutching his back mate, as Tony picks him up and drills him with a T-bone suplex.
[Sly begging off Tony, who hesitates long enough to allow Sly to crawl quickly over to his corner and make the tag to Adrian. Tanner makes his way into the ring, shaking his head in disappointment at Sly.]
Andrew Fulton : Its about time Adrian got in there .... whats he been doing making Sly do all of the work!
[Tony Thunder then charges Adrian, but Adrian catches him and brings him over with a headlock takedown.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tony forces Adrian to his feet, and throws him into the ropes, Adrian bouncing off off them, and running right into a shoulder tackle from Tony and going down.
Macca : Tony Thunder really taking it to both the champion and Fondell mate!
[Tony makes his way over to Adrian, and Adrian slides under his legs, sweeping his feet out from under him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Macca, Tony taking it to them, but he just made the mistake of easing off there, allowing Tanner to get back into control.
[Tanner with a knee to the back of Tony Thunder, and then a springboard dropkick to Bruno on the outside, knocking him to the outside floor. Bruno gets to his feet, looking angrily in at Adrian, who shrugs his shoulders.]
Macca : Tanner and Bruno have a little history, with Adrian's older brother Bryant being Bruno's former tag team partner, but Adrian making it perfectly clear he will do what he has to do.
[Bruno makes his way back to the apron, and yells out at Tony for a tag, and Adrian is happy to let him in there.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno hot from the drop kick and charges in at Adrian, who brings him down with a drop toe hold. Adrian then nails the rising Bruno with a swinging neckbreaker and follows that up with a elbow drop to the back of Bruno.
[Adrian then grabs the big Bruno by the hand and uses his momentum getting up from the mat to send the big man into the ropes ....
WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton : Beautiful! Did you see that?
[Sly Fondell meeting the unsuspecting Bruno with a knee to the back as he ran into the ropes.]
Macca : I sure did see it, and Beautiful is not the way i would describe it mate!
[Adrian moving over to let Sly know that wasn't called for, gesturing to him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner is right, he and Bruno were about to test each other out with some friendly competition ... who is Fondell to just interject himself in like that?
[As Tanner is gesturing to Sly, Sly tags himself in and moves past Adrian, ignoring him going to work on the injured back of Bruno.]
Macca : This guy is just to much mate.
[Sly now showboating and taunting not only Bruno but his own partner Adrian as well.]
Jeremy Tucker : This match was a recipe for disaster from the outlay, what were they thinking teaming Adrian and Sly together like this.
[Tony Thunder seems to be getting a bit toey on the outside, and runs inside the ring to help out his partner, but is cut off by referee Nick Tsalazidis. Sly taking full advantage of the distraction to drop a knee right into the groin of Bruno.]
Macca : Tony looking to be getting really frustrated on the outside there guys, as Sly Fondell drills the seven foot Bruno with a snap DDT, then strolls over and tags in Adrian.
[Adrian and Sly then begin to have words.]
Jeremy Tucker : I don't think Adrian cared much for the way Sly just tagged him in, and i cant say i blame him.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian would do well to just do as Sly tells him to do before upsetting the Model of Male perfection.
[Both Sly and Adrian are now face to face, Sly trying to stand over Adrian with his height advantage, pushing down on him with his forehead, but Adrian wont back down, and we see both men pushing there foreheads against each other like two bulls ... referee Nick Tsalazidis trying to separate them, and Tony Thunder using this time to get in there and assist his partner Bruno.]
Macca : This in unreal mate! We may be getting a bonus match here .... Tanner Vs Fondell!
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Eruption may well be coming early ...
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! Tony Thunder just leveled his own partner Bruno with a superkick! THE THUNDERSTRUCK!!!
[The crowd cant believe it, and Thunder then slides out of the ring and makes his way up the rampway, Tanner, Fondell, Tsalazidis and the crowd all looking on in shock.]
Macca : What is he thinking mate?
[Fondell moves past Adrian, grabs Bruno and drills him with The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT, then Adrian slaps him on the chest, and grabs a handful of Sly's trunks and hair, tossing him over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : What is going on here?
Andrew Fulton : What sort of partner is he to toss Fondell out of the ring like that?
[Adrian then hooks Bruno, who was groggily making it to one knee, and drills him with the Revolver!]
Jeremy Tucker : REVOLVER!!! REVOLVER!!! Adrian Tanner with the Revolver on Bruno!
[Tanner with the cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ................. 3!!!
["Real Solution # 9" By White Zombie hits as Nick Tsalazidis raises Adrian's arm in the air ....
BOOM!]
Andrew Fulton :Yes!
[Fondell from the outside just crawled back into the ring and blind sided Adrian Tanner Jr clipping out the knee.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly Fondell back in the ring folks, and he doesn't seem to happy with his partner or there big win.
Andrew Fulton : Thats what you get when you put your hands on the Ace with the Face.
[Fondell grabs the champ and locks on The Dream Lover: A head arm chokehold (like a Million Dollar Dream), with the addition of a body grapevine which holds his opponent in place on the mat, Tanner slowly fading.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly putting Adrian out here with The Dream Lover, and now he is motioning for Jada to toss him a chair from ringside.
[Sly moves over and Jada hands him the chair over the top rope. Sly then poses over a prone Adrian, raising the chair high and mouthing off to Adrian.]
Macca : The crowd is abuzz, and Adrian is out of it mate.
[Fondell rears back with all he has, but just as he is about to bring it down on Tanner, Syberus slides in behind him and snatches it from him.]
Jeremy Tucker : SYBERUS!!! SYBERUS IS HERE IN SWAT!
[Fondell hightails it out of the ring, and he and Jada quickly make there way up the rampway, as Syb helps Adrian to his feet, the show fading with Sly and Jada looking back at them from the top of the ramp as Adrian points at Sly groggily, Syb supporting him under the shoulder.]
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll see you November 2nd for the Eruption pay per view!
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land! We are just two weeks away now from "Eruption", our first ppv here at Swat since making the transition over from Ring Syndicate.
Andrew Fulton : And i am still recovering from the Armani party at the Hilton.
Jeremy Tucker : I saw Sly invite you along to that with him on Livewire, since when did your job change to kiss ass?
Andrew Fulton : Don't worry Jerry, that is still your spot, i was just telling it like it is. You may interpret it as kissing ass, to me, its calling it the way i see it.
Jeremy Tucker : Speaking of Sly Fondell, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where he opened the show with a few choice words.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
Girls, Girls, Girls blasts over the PA system as Sly Fondell and Jada, both dressed in style, make thier way to the ring, accompanied by a chorus of booing from the crowd. Sly stops to hurl abuse at a fat couple sat in the front row then moves to the opposite side to blow a kiss to the 'Fondell Fan Club', a group of women who follow Sly around each arena, the women scream in delight as Sly blows the kiss to them
Sly grabs a mic from the ringside table and climbs up the ring stairs and holds open the ropes for Jada, they both move to the centre of the ring and Jada waves to the crowd as Sly raises both arms in the air, the crowd boo all except the Fondell fan club and a chorus of cat calls for Jada
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived....Live and in the Flesh baby!!
Crowd boo and jeer at Sly with a lot of intensity, you can almost feel the hate the crowd have for Fondell
Sly smiles at the crowds reaction
Sly: That's right you stupid inbred decendants of criminals (more boo's), go ahead boo the greatest wrestler you will ever have the privelage to see, that proves you are as stupid as you all look, except you ladies
Sly points to the Fondell fan club, they scream in excitement!
Sly: Tonight you will see your next heavyweight champion in action, tonight you will see the greatest wrestler alive, tonight you will see the Ace with the face
Sly raises his arms in the air again, the crowd greet him with abuse
Sly: Tanner enjoy the last few days as champ, relish the feeling, take a polaroid, because it's over punk, your time is ending, I'm the future baby and the future's bright, the future's Fondell
Sly raises his arms again, that arrogant smirk seemingly taking over his face
Sly kisses Jada, drops the mic on the mat, then they leave the ring. As they walk back up the aisle Sly takea time to mock the fans as he passes them, brushing his suit down as if the fans presence is tainting it, Sly and Jada stop as the ramp way and pose one last time before they disapear backstage.
[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, that was very interesting, now as i was saying, we are only two weeks away from Eruption, and things are really taking off here in Swatland. Looks like all of our hard work is finally starting to be rewarded.
Andrew Fulton : You mean all of "my" hard work there don't you Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : We allready have one match announced for the show, thats the despicable Deja Vu going at it one on one with The Big Bad Bustling Bandit himself, Soutter, and look forward to a few more matches being announced tonight, together with some great wrestling, we sure do have one heck of a show for you guys.
Andrew Fulton : Speaking of Eruption, you look like you are ready to erupt there yourself Jerry, been putting on a few pounds lately have we?
Jeremy Tucker : (ignoring Fulton) Coming up for you now we go to highlights of our first match of the evening, Dave Brickheart Vs Lordi.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see both Lordi and Dave Brickheart in the ring. Dave offers a hand shake, and the rookie Lordi accepts.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart taking Lordi down with a arm drag, then catching him flush in the face with a dropkick as he was rising.]
[Shot of Brickheart nailing Lordi with a Hurricarana, then following it up with a elbow drop.]
[Shot of Brickheart locking on a half Boston crab and punishing Lordi with it.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart sending Lordi to the mat with a crushing Samoan drop.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart perched on the top rope, and delivering a Swanton Bomb.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing the slice bread, and then Lordi making it to his feet, only to be sent right back down with a bevy of Miracle Punches from Brickheart.]
[Shot of Brickheart going up top again for a moonsault and then taking him out with the "Kingdom Come" (A fameasser, but he pulls his opponent to the turnbuckle and he jumps off it onto the back of their head) for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the hand of Dave Brickheart as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack blares through the arena.]
Back in the Swat Studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive victory there for Dave Brickheart.
Andrew Fulton : He just destroyed Lordi, i don't think we will be seeing him around here in the near future.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, but don't disregard the efforts of Dave Brickheart, he just went through the paces there and is a big threat come Eruption ... speaking of, lets take you back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where our own Fifi has caught up with Dave backstage after his match up.
In the back hall of the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Fif is impaitently waiting her cue. She nodes as the camera man points to her, the tip of his finger getting caught on the edge of the screen, and begins.
Fif: Well that was an impressive performance by Dave Brickheart, lets see if we can catch a word with him
Fifi turns and heads towards a door that goes into a small passage that twists around into the locker room area for the men. The soft huffs of the cameraman, obviously overweight, trying to keep up. As they turn the corner the individual hooks and shelves come into view with sort of a misty quality to the air of the room. Also one figure, besides Fifi, comes into view of the camera. Hair still sticking to his head from sweat Dave Brickheart turns towards the two that are now entering with a puzzled look. Fifi looks back to the camera in interviewer fashion and continues her dialogue.
Fifi : Just our luck we find one of the bright young stars of SWAT, David Brickheart.
Fif stands next to Dave and looks at him holding the microphone close to her own lips.
Fifi : Well David you were just in a match and I would like to know your feelings about it?
Dave looks at her with deep penetrating eyes that make Fifi flinch and move her entire upper half of her body away from him. Dave leans towards the mic and grasps the bottom of it with one hand to lean it closer.
Dave: Well first of all if you ever call me David again I may have to hurt you, and I dont want to hurt you if avoidable.
Fifi: Understood.
Dave: Good. Now as for the question you had about the match I have a few words to say about it, but only a few.
Fifi: Would you mind sharing them with the public.
Dave: The match that I was in earlier against the so called Lordi was just proof to show that I do have some skill in fighting when it comes to the ring and that I am able to win matches. Of coarse other matches that Ive fought have proven the same thing so I dont even know why Im saying that.
Fifi: Well what do you think of your opponent, Lordi?
Dave: Well Lordi, Ill admit that you know how to get into the ring without tripping over the ropes, but when it comes to wrestling you shouldnt quit your day job buddy. This was one of the easiest matches that Ive ever fought in my entire career and this is supposed to be the big leagues for me. If this is all the SWAT board wants me doing then at least they should give me two matches a night so I dont get bored to death.
Fifi : Well speaking of matches do you know of any plans in the works yet for Eruption?
Dave: Well now that you mention it there has been a little something on my mind over the past few weeks concerning a possible match.
Fifi : Please share?
Dave: You look scared, I like that. Anyways as far as whats brewing in my kettle I would like to get one last shot at Mars, wait, no. I need to receive one last shot against Mars for that Title that he carries around his waist.
Fifi : But hasnt Mars beaten you before for the same Title?
Dave: Actually hes beaten me twice in a title match for that Title and its just been on my mind ever since then. Well realizing that I am 0 and 2 against him Ive got to admit I just cant get enough of it. Call me a maniac for punishment, but I just cant get enough to feed my animal urge inside of me. Im putting my goals on the side right now to try once again to get my first ever SWAT Championship Belt. Threes the charm and 3 is just going to become Mars unlucky number if Im given this opportunity once again. With Eruption upon us it will be the last stand between he and i and its going to be one hell of a match if and when it happens. You see I dont dream of him and me going one-on-one again. This time I see something different, one-on-one with the belt hanging high above our heads and a steel staircase that will lead me to it.
Fif: You dont actually mean
Dave: Hell yeah, one of my favorite matches besides the staple gun match. A ladder match.
Dave glares into the camera one last time as if searching for Mars somewhere within it. He then just walks away pushing past Fifi.
Fifi : Well you heard it right here. Dave wants one final shot at the Statewide Championship and he wants it at Eruption in a ladder match. Ill tell you that would be a match I would love to see and with that
The camera cuts out before she finishes... fading to commercial.
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Oct 17, 2004#2
[Scene switches to the Sydney entertainment centre]
[Shot of both Tyler D and Fusion in the ring both staring at one another]
[Shot of Tyler getting the upper hand early on with a few kicks to the lower area of Fusion]
[Shot of Fusion countering one of Tylers punches and then flipping him over for a shot cover that Tyler breaks out from]
[Shot of Tyler elbowing Fusion in the face while still grounded]
[Shot of Tyler getting back to his feet as Fusion holds his head]
[Shot of Tyler hitting Fusion with a powerslam]
[Shot of Tyler going to cover Fusion. Fusion then kicks out at the 2 count]
[Shot of Tyler stomping on Fusion as he lies grounded]
[Shot of Fusion hitting back at Tyler]
[Shot of Fusion knocking Tyler to the floor by charging into him]
[Shot of Fusion then mocking Tyler as he lies grounded, prancing around the ring.]
[Shot of Fusion picking up Tyler D and keeping him in a headlock]
[Shot of Tyler D fighting his way out]
[Shot of Fusion going to work on the legs of Tyler D]
[Shot of Tyler D and Fusion exchanging blows in the middle of the ring]
[Shot of Tyler D starting to get on top of Fusion with his punches]
[Shot of Fusion countering Tyler Ds right hand and pulling him to the ground]
[Shot of Fusion locking in the Fusion Death Lock]
[Shot of Tyler D desperately trying to reach the ropes]
[Shot of Tyler D tapping out]
[Shot Of the referee calling for the bell]
[Shot of Fusion on his knees with both arms raised in victory]
[Shot of referee holding Fusions arm up in victory as he smiles on at the crowd, 'If I Cant' by 50 Cent blaring through the arena.]
Scene switches back to the Swat Studio's.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive victory there folks to Fusion. He seems to have a big future here in Swatland.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, i like the guy, but what has happened to Tyler? He was really moving up here at Swat, then nothing ...
Jeremy Tucker : I heard he had some sort of confrontation backstage a few weeks ago ... obviously now doesn't have his head into the fed ... i don't think we will be seeing him around here anymore, unless he gets his head screwed on straight.
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Oct 17, 2004#3
The camera takes us outside of the arena where a long black stretch limo comes speeding into the parking lot. As the limo apporaches the wall of a section in the parking lot, the driver doesn't slow down as we watch the limo crash into the wall.
Fade to black
The camera comes back several seconds later to see steam coming from the hood of the limo. As the driver hobbles over to the door, he opens it up and all we see is blood covering the seat with a black rose in the middle of it with Rains name on a card beside it.. Glass is broken all throughout the back of the limo, as the scene slowly fades out with a shot of a black purse with a lightning bolt laying by the door.
The camera slowly fades out, and when it fades in we see Lonewolf sitting in his locker room. Lonewolf is wearing black leather pants and a white cut off shirt. With blood covering the shirt, a knock is heard at the door. Lonewolf slowly gets to his feet, and tosses aside a chair upside the edge of the wall.
Lonewolf: What in the hell do you want? I have about ten minutes until the bloody match starts and I need to concentrate.
A young man hangs his head and trembles refusing to look up at Lonewolf.
Young man: Sir, a limo crashed outside and it appears to be one of yours.
The young man looks up and notices the blood on Lonewolfs shirt and jumps back about five feet and points his fingers directly at Lonewolf.
Young man: You did it, you're the one that attacked Rain!
Lonewolf: What in the hell are you talking about?
Young man: There was blood in the limo, her purse and you're covered in blood!
The young man runs off as Lonewolf looks dismayed and rushes through the back of the arena. Approaching the limo, Lonewolf busts open the other door and searches frantically through the limo.
Lonewolf: This can't be, where in the hell is she?
Lonewolf grabs the purse and looks outside of the limo and begins screaming at the top of his lungs.
HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!! HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!! SOMEONE GET OVER HERE NOW!!!
Lonewolf looks back inside the limo and again gets out and looks down at his blood stained covered shirt and throws his hands up in the air.
Lonewolf: I don't believe this, it's happening again. Who in the hell did this? Where in the hell is Rain at?
Security rushes over to Lonewolf as the camera fades out and goes back to the action in the ring.
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Oct 17, 2004#4
Scene returns to the SWAT studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, that sure was a troubling segment there, who knows what could of happened to Lonewolf's valet Rain.
Andrew Fulton : That guy is lucky to escape with his life accusing Lonewolf of being the culprit.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, as they say, there is no rest for the wicked, and Lonewolf has to get past that, and get his mind into gear if he is to have any chance against a top star making his debut like "Rage" Dave Sadler.
Andrew Fulton : I wouldn't want to be Sadler right now ... come to think of it, i wouldn't want to be Dave Sadler ever, but especially not know, Lonewolf is just as likely to take all of this out on him.
Jeremy Tucker : That could well be the downfall of Lonewolf right there Andy ... Sadler comes here with huge expectations, and this sure does seem to be an interesting matchup ... on one hand, the hot new recruit in Dave Sadler making his debut ... and on the other, Lonewolf ... perhaps in career best form ... lets take you now back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre folks, for the highlights of this enthralling battle.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
{ Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find }
The lights go pitch black in the arena, as a picture of the queen and king of hearts appear on the big screen. Blood begins to slowly run down the picture of the king of hearts face.
{ Should've known better
I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes }
A flash of white lightning strikes the big scrreen and the picture is split in half, The picture of the queen of hearts is destroyed, leaving a photo of a bloody king of hearts.
{ I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you }
The picture of the king of hearts disappears, and a photo of the one eyed jack appears. Black roses slowly start to drift from the top of the arena as red strobe lights spin around the room, and the big screen begins to flash blurred images which show a burning cross, a speeding car, then a bloody rose.
{ Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find }
Face of Messiah, Pagan, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, Sedated and Lonewolf begin to appear on the bigscreen one after the other very slowly. As the volume of the music increases, so does the speed of the photos switching from one to the other.
{ I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste this chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you }
The red strobe lights stop spinning and the black roses die down, as dollar bills start to fall from the top of the arena. Suddenly the images on the big screen go out, as a photo of Rain is shown on the big screen. With a heart being held in her hand, the heart splits in two, as a black liquid runs down the sides.
{ Never without your love
Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But noone's gonna dance with me
Please stay }
The image of Rain disappears as one of Veronica shows up on the big screen. Suddenly the screen goes blank and the arena is pitch black. A dim light appears at the top of the entrance and Rain is shown standing there with a black rose in her hand. As the lights begin to flicker, a sound of evil laughter is heard and the lights go out again.
( And I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you
(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone }
The lights appear and Lonewolf is standing in the center of the ring. With blood running down his face, we see Lonewolf with his face painted have black and the other side left unpainted. Lonewolf screams out for Rain, but all that remains on the top of the entrance way is black roses that had fallen from the top of the arena.
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : A very strange entrance here for Lonewolf, Rain was just meant to of been in an accident out the back, and now she is appearing and disappearing on the rampway? I don't know what is going on?
Voice over of Andrew Fulton : You don't know what is going on? I thought we had switched to the World's Greatest Poker players for a moment there with all of them cards on the 'tron!
A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hits and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the ring slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After hes done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out .... and Lonewolf pounces on him ... sending him flying over the top rope mid pose.]
[Shot of Lonewolf sliding to the outside and sending Sadler back first into the security rail, and then rolling him back into the ring.]
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a release German suplex on Sadler.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Sadler with a rolling elbow.]
[Shot of Sadler fighting back to his feet with a few chops.]
[Shot of Rage Dave Sadler nailing Lonewolf with a side slam.]
[Shot of Lonewolf clocking Sadler with a spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot Lonewolf delivering a elevated double underhook DDT on Sadler.]
[Shot of Sadler sending Lonewolf flying with a shoulderblock.]
[Shot of Dave Sadler drilling Lonewolf with a facebuster, (the closing time)]
[Shot of Lonewolf executing the sands of time *flipping ace crusher* ]
[Shot of Sadler nailing Lonewolf with a flying clothesline.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : Both of these great athletes battling to and fro ... neither one able to gain a clear cut advantage.
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a Lights out - Sitting chicken wing piledriver then covering for a two count.]
[Shot of Rage Dave Sadler delivering a Raging Fury (Atomic Leg Drop)]
[Shot of Lonewolf McNeely nailing Sadler with a emerald erosion .]
[Shot of Lonewolf battling Sadler to the top rope, then drilling him with the Leader of the pack - ( think styles clash off the top turnbuckle )]
[Shot of Lonewolf finishing Sadler of with the No human contact - (Opponent is lifted high over the head in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter) and then covering him for the three count.]
[Shot of a spent Lonewolf getting his arm raised by Referee Nick Tsalazidis as Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul blares through the arena.]
Back at the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, Rage Dave Sadler showing us he is here for business in Swat, but just unable to withstand the Lonewolf on this occasion.
Andrew Fulton : Told you Lonewolf was going to cream him.
Jeremy Tucker : You did not! And i wouldn't say he creamed him either, Sadler took it right up to Lonewolf!
Andrew Fulton : Blah ... he creamed him Jerry!
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Oct 17, 2004#5
Scene comes back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
*Cocky hits as a pair of spotlights suddenly flash on the Swat 'tron and Reginald P. Packer smugly struts out. He is all smiles as he is dressed in a pair of black jeans, and a zipped up leather jacket and shades. He saunters to the ring slowly climbing the steps and then steps between the ropes. He removes his shades and places them in his jacket pocket ..... looking around at the crowd with a amazing amount of smugness*
Packer : Well ... I guess its true what they say .. ya NEVER know WHATS around the next corner DO YA?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I bet you people thought I'd died and went to hell huh?? To the contrary .... Im alive and well!! And Im back and I am here to shake SWAT right down to its lovely ...... but obviously lonely president..HAHAHAHA!!!!
*The crowd boos wildly*
Packer : Im kidding ... really ... this is a pretty wild place .. hell .. I tuned in the other week and saw people getting busted with chairs .. commissioners laying flat on their asses .. hell .. even 'ol Reeve got drunk and fell and broke his knee ... WHAT A SHOW!!
And its only gonna get BETTER!! Cause 'ol Reg is back and baby ... and I didnt come alone!!
I brought some friends!! Come on out boys!!!
*All along the Watchtower hits as Legacy and Kota both emerge and stand side by side looking un emotionally at the huge crowd.They glance at each other and slowly stalk to the ring. Legacy in a conservative blue suit and Kota in his native garb .. complete with a lei around his neck.
The 2 men enter the ring and flank Packer as he smiles the biggest damn smile in the world*
Packer : Do you people ever feel like you were just BORN to be great? Of course NOT .. you people are assholes!! But I didnt come here to beat you idiohell .. your kids do that enough .. I came here tonight to clear the air about some things,
This monster to my right .. KOTA ... came to me and said .. Packer .. youre a sorry sonofabitch!!
*Crowd roars in agreement*
.....He said you and Legacy are both two peas in a pod .. everytime things get a little hot .. you guys get the limber dick and run away!!!
Youve pulled more vanishing acts than Houdinni!!! He said .. Whats the deal with you Packer?!?!
You ruined UCW... *crowd roars again in agreement* ... He said .. Legacy .. you were the goddamned CWF Hardcore AND World champ and just walked away!!!! ... You guys are fuckin losers!!!
*Crowd starts Loser! chant* .... And ya know what? ... Hes right .... everytime I got started with something .. I ran away .. I dropped my guns and hauled ass!! I ran like a bitch!!!
And so did YOU!!
*Packer slaps Legacy in the face ...Legacy smiles and takes the mike*
Legacy : Reg ... you and Kota opened my eyes .. you guys showed me how fucked up this world is and how much it OWES ME!!!
Im the son of a LEGEND!!! Im ENTITLED to be put on a pedesta l.. and what happened? I got fucked over!!!!
I went to CWF and that little barmaid running that fed told me .. 'You gotta WORK for your shots here' ... BULLSHIT!!
Packer told me the 3 of us should join forces and run this SWAT fed right down the tubes into hell .. and I agree!!
I could give a shit less if its that statewide title .. which by the way .. Kota has ALREADY worn .... theres a SWAT title thats GONNA be on one of our waists REAL SOON!!
*Packer takes the mike back* .. And as of right now .. the House of Pain is officially BACK in town!!
*Packer unzips his jacket, Legacy removes his sportcoat and rips his shirt open and Kota tears his SWAT shirt off to reveal their H.O.P. shirts as the fans litter the ring with trash.
The 3 men leave the ringside area as security prevents several fans from getting to Packer .. Kota looks on with evil intent on his face.*
Back in the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, how about that, the House of Pain down here in Australia ... and Packer sure didnt waste any time letting us know his intentions.
Andrew Fulton : Reg is a wealthy man ... right Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Apparently so ... even with the loses he suffered with the UCW, i heard tht was chump change to him.
Andrew Fulton : Thats good to know Jerry .... you know, i always did like that guy.
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Oct 17, 2004#6
Jeremy Tucker: Welcome back to the studio folks, up next we have what promises to quite a match.
Andrew Fulton: You can say that again, Tucker. We have Statewide Champion Mars, the real God of War going up against the impostor Vulcan.
Jeremy Tucker: Im surprised with you Fulton, is there no ass you will not kiss?
Andrew Fulton: Hey, Im just covering my ass Would you want Mars mad at you?
Jeremy Tucker: I see your point, now lets go to the tape.
The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Center where we see Vulcan and Seven making their way to the ring as Slut Garden by Marilyn Manson plays in the background as the flames on the AussieTron dance in time.
[The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Vulcan and Seven and does his trademark throat slash as he holds the Statewide title above his head.
[Shot of Vulcan charging Mars as he steps in over he top rope and wailing away with big rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars brushing off Vulcan's shots and forcing his way into the ring.]
[Shot of Mars and Vulcan face to face, and both men exchanging huge rights and lefts.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: Even though this is a non-title match both these men are giving it everything they have.
[Shot of Mars nailing Vulcan with a short arm clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a big boot to Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: The only times Vulcan seemed to get his offense rolling was with Seven interfering from the outside.
[Shot of Seven grabbing the foot of Mars from the outside, and nailing Mars with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.]
[Shot of Vulcan nailing Mars with a Big Spin spinebuster.]
[Shot of Vulcan delivering a flap jack.]
[Shot of Mars sending Vulcan flying across the ring with a choke toss.]
[Shot of Mars squeezing the life out of Vulcan with a bear hug.]
[Shot of Mars rag dolling Vulcan.]
[Shot of Seven jumpng up onto the apron, again distracting Mars, and Vulcan leveling Mars with a running lariat.]
[Shot of Vulcan delivering a Hellboot (running big boot) to Marsand covering him for a two count.
Jeremy Tucker voice over: Vulcan trying with all he is worth here to keep up with Mars, but Mars is being more vicious than he has been in months.
Andrew Fulton voice over: Vulcan cant hold off the blood lust of the real God of War!
[Shot of Mars choke slamming Vulcan.]
[Shot of Vulcan gallantly making it to his feet, and Mars crunching him with a devastating heart punch.]
[Shot of Seven on the ring apron tossing something to Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker voice over: This was the beginning of the end for Vulcan, after Mars dodged the loaded punch
[Shot of Mars nailing the Apocalypse, an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb and covering Vulcan for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Mars arm in victory. Mars pulls his hand away and demands his belt as Unholy by KISS starts to play.]
The scene switches back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars was more aggressive in this match than he has been for weeks. What do you think Andy?
Andrew Fulton: Yes, he certainly was. I wonder who he was sending a message to?
Jeremy Tucker: There are a few names that come to mind, Vulcan, the World Champion Adrian Tanner Jr, or the man he defeated to win the Statewide title Dave Brickheart.
Andrew Fulton: Well SWAT reporter Dean Blitz caught up with Mars after the match to get his comments on Dave Brickhearts request for a re-match.
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[The scene switches to the dressing room area at the Sydney Entertainment Center; Mean Dean Blitz is standing outside of the locker room area with Mars.]
Mean Dean Blitz: Mars, have you had a chance to see Dave Brickhearts words concerning you and the Statewide title?
[Mars glares down at Blitz, and then he wipes the sweat off his face with his hand before talking.]
Mars: Listen up little man, I dont care if that Bitch President pays you to chase me around, I do these little interviews when I want! Get it!
[Blitz looks a bit taken back by Mars attitude, but he continues.]
MDB: Just this one question Mars, no more
[Mars snatches the mic out of Blitzs hands.]
Mars: You want an answer? Ill give you an answer!
[Mars tosses the Statewide title over his shoulder.]
Mars: Listen up Super Dave, listen very carefully, you want a rematch, you have your rematch!
[Mars laughs and grins before continuing.]
Mars: Since you like pain so much, let me give you a little more
[Somehow Blitz has gotten another mic.]
MDB: So Mars, you agree to Brickhearts idea for the Ladder match?
[Mars cocks an eyebrow at Blitz, trying to figure out where the second mic came from.]
Mars: Okay dumb ass, listen up, you my learn something. Im the Champion; do you think you can remember that? The challenger doesnt get to decide, the Champion does And I got a real good idea.
[Mars leans into the camera.]
Mars: Real simple, well have a good old fashion Pole match. If these idiot fans or Super Dave cant figure it out, Ill explain. You put a 10-foot pole in one corner of the ring with a bat hanging from it The first person to get the bat Well, you get the picture.
MDB: There you have it folks Mars has agreed to meet Dave Brickheart at Eruption
[Mars pushes Blitz out of the way, cutting him off.]
Mars: One last thing Super Dave, This is the last shot you are ever going to get at my Statewide title
[Mars smiles.]
Mars: Good luck Super Dave, cause you just stepped into World War III
[Mars throws the mic down and walks away laughing.]
MDB: Back to you Jeremy and Andrew
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Oct 17, 2004#8
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre ... Rip it Up by 28 Days hits, and the crowd jump to there feet as one, as the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, Soutter, hops his way out to the rampway to the beat of the music. He is wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt ontop of a SWAT t-shirt and slaps the hands of the fans as he swaggers down the rampway, steps into the ring over the top rope, forcing it down to get over it.
Whats up Sydney!
[Cheap crowd pop.]
You know guys ... i have never been a glory hound and tried to ram myself down your throats ....
Well, at least not here in Australia!
[Soutter has a chuckle along with the crowd.]
No .. i make it a point to leave the good stuff here for all of the other guys ... god knows they bust there humps each and every week out here for you all ... and deserve all of the spotlight they can get ...
Heck ... i might of had a few scuffles in the past here, but always for the good of the fed.
I seem to remember a certain Mr Fixit planting me on my keister not so long ago, and all of a sudden turning his career around to the extent of becoming Australian champion.
But there comes a time when a mans got to do what a mans got to do!
Deja Vu has been running around here taking out guys left right and center, taking out MY GUYS!
And all with the intention of getting me in the ring. This turkey could of gone anywhere in the world to face me, instead, he has to come here, to my own backyard, where everyone knows i don't actively compete, and call my name like a big shot.
Well, you can stop calling Deja Vu ... because you have gotten what you wished for.
The Centre of Attention!
[The crowd yell along together with Soutter.]
The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!
The Number ONE Man in this Industry!
The Suit!
The Mad Dog Paul Soutter!
The name to entertain!
The Skill to thrill!
I'm loud and proud baby!
and I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!!!
[The crowd are going nuts yelling together with there Australian hero when suddenly some skinny fella comes out from the curtain carrying a clipboard and bag. Soutter and then the crowd all look towards him as he hurries into the ring, looking a little embarrassed to be the focus of everyone's attention. For the regular viewers he is the same man who came to the ring last week to deliver the gifts to Domino.]
Soutter : Can i help you pal?
Courier : Yes, i umm ... have a delivery here for someone by the name of Domino ...
Soutter : And ....
Courier : And the guys back there said to just come on out here.
Soutter : Ohhhh .... they did, did they.
Courier : ...........
Soutter : Well, as you can see ... Domino isn't here right now ...
Courier : ............
Soutter : But i'll tell you what, why don't you just leave that here, and i will make sure she gets it, who's it from?
Courier : I am not sure i can do that sir, perhaps i should talk to the person in charge ....
[The crowd pops big for that one.]
Soutter : I'm sure it will be fine ... here ...
[Soutter snatches the folder from him and scribble's his name on there, grabbing the bag and looking in there, pulling out some tasteful designer earrings, which he then slides into his pocket after looking at them appraisingly, then grabbing the attached note and reading it out loud to the crowd.]
Soutter : " To match the Sparkle in your eyes and the fire in my heart"
Ohhhh .... isn't that sweet .... well i never.
I'll make sure to handball these over to Domino, you can rest assured of that.
Until then fans ... don't forget ... November 2nd ... Melbourne Cup Day ... SWAT's very first pay per view since our transition from Ring Syndicate .... ERUPTION!!!
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Scene comes up to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Thunderstruck hits through the arena, and both Bruno and The Extremist Tony Thunder make there way down to the ring, high fiving a few fans along the way, then huddling for some last minute strategy while waiting there opponents.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL ... INTRODUCING FIRST, IN THE RING AT THIS TIME, COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 575 POUNDS ..... THE EXTREMIST TONY THUNDER AND BRUNO .... THE KLIQ!!!!!
[Girls, girls, girls by Motley Crue then hits, and silver and gold pyro's blast from either side of the rampway, Sly Fondell arragontly strutting his way to the ring, smoothing his hair and preening himself. He is followed by the lovely Jada, clapping her man on to success. Sly occasionally stops on his way down to the ring, mocking a fat crowd member here and there. He climbs the ringsteps and steps through the middle ropes, standing in the middle of the ring, his arms outstretched paying zero attention to The Kliq. Jada then sexily enters the ring and slowly removes Sly's robe. Sly hits a "most muscular pose" and blows a kiss to Jada as Bruno and Tony look on in disgust and Real Solution # 9" By White Zombie kicks in over the top of Motley Crue.]
["I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
[Adrian Tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him, a bunch of papers in his arms. Brandon hands out the papers to the fans on his way to the ring, and a zoom in reveals it to be a photocopy of last weeks kiss between Jada and Adrian.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring, still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA Tv Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and stands toe to toe with his partner Sly Fondell.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCIONG THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST, HAILING FROM ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 298 LBS ... ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY JADA (wolf whistles from the crowd) SLY FONDELL!!! AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA AND COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225 LBS ... ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY BRANDON FERNANDEZ .... THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION .... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!
[Adrian still standing toe to toe with Sly, as Brandon proceeds to first hand a photocopy of the kiss to Bruno and Tony, who both smirk about it and then leer towards Jada, and then he hands one to Jada ... who looks at it with disgust, until Sly pushes past Adrian and snatches the picture from her, tearing it up and dropping it on the ground in front of Adrian .... Adrian then smiles and winks towards Jada as referee Nick Tsalazidis ushers both her and Brandon out of the ring, then signals for the bell.]
Ding, ding, ding!
Jeremy Tucker : It looks like its going to be Bruno to start it off for the Kliq, and i am not sure who is going to start it off for the Tanner and Sly team ... Fondell motioning for Adrian to move to the outside, that he has it under control, and Tanner puts both hands in the air ... as if to say "go for it" as he heads to the apron, grabbing the tag rope.
Macca : Sly seems very intent on starting this one mate, he sure is a glory hound.
Andrew Fulton : (not paying attention to the ring) Hey Brandon! Get me one of them pictures will ya!
[Bruno and Sly go to hook up and both men seem to be trying to power the other one down, neither getting the advantage.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly has to have the best body in all of SWAT, but Bruno is a mountain of a man coming in at 7 feet tall!
Macca : Thats right mate.
[Sly seems to be getting frustrated and breaks the collar and elbow tie up, raising his arms in the air for a test of strength.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly not happy with Bruno after that initial hook up, and after milking the crowd for a moment, Bruno joins him in a test of strength.
[BOOM!]
Macca : Fondell with a boot to the gut ... he didn't even give Bruno a chance to secure his grip then, and now look at him, acting like he is the most powerful man in the world, wrenching away on Bruno.
Andrew Fulton : (staring at the photocopy of Adrian kissing Jada) Huh? (he looks up to the ring) Looks like Sly Fondell is showing Bruno what power is all about here guys.
[Fondell continues to preen for the crowd, Bruno on his knee's from the boot to the gut, and Sly holding him down there in the knuckle lock.]
Jeremy Tucker : The crowd here in Sydney really giving it to Sly, and getting behind Bruno, who makes up to one knee.
[Fondell shaking his head no ... as Bruno now moves to both feet, and moves him towards the corner ... Tony Thunder with a blind tag.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at Bruno, he is smarter then i thought he was, he knows when he is outmatched and i cant say i blame him for tagging out.
[Jeremy Tucker and Macca both roll there eye's as Tony and Bruno lay into Sly with a couple of big double chops, Sly holding his chest in agony.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno now stepping over the top rope, and Tony hooks Sly, leveling him with a beautiful belly to belly suplex!
Macca : Sly now clutching his back mate, as Tony picks him up and drills him with a T-bone suplex.
[Sly begging off Tony, who hesitates long enough to allow Sly to crawl quickly over to his corner and make the tag to Adrian. Tanner makes his way into the ring, shaking his head in disappointment at Sly.]
Andrew Fulton : Its about time Adrian got in there .... whats he been doing making Sly do all of the work!
[Tony Thunder then charges Adrian, but Adrian catches him and brings him over with a headlock takedown.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tony forces Adrian to his feet, and throws him into the ropes, Adrian bouncing off off them, and running right into a shoulder tackle from Tony and going down.
Macca : Tony Thunder really taking it to both the champion and Fondell mate!
[Tony makes his way over to Adrian, and Adrian slides under his legs, sweeping his feet out from under him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Macca, Tony taking it to them, but he just made the mistake of easing off there, allowing Tanner to get back into control.
[Tanner with a knee to the back of Tony Thunder, and then a springboard dropkick to Bruno on the outside, knocking him to the outside floor. Bruno gets to his feet, looking angrily in at Adrian, who shrugs his shoulders.]
Macca : Tanner and Bruno have a little history, with Adrian's older brother Bryant being Bruno's former tag team partner, but Adrian making it perfectly clear he will do what he has to do.
[Bruno makes his way back to the apron, and yells out at Tony for a tag, and Adrian is happy to let him in there.]
Jeremy Tucker : Bruno hot from the drop kick and charges in at Adrian, who brings him down with a drop toe hold. Adrian then nails the rising Bruno with a swinging neckbreaker and follows that up with a elbow drop to the back of Bruno.
[Adrian then grabs the big Bruno by the hand and uses his momentum getting up from the mat to send the big man into the ropes ....
WHAM!]
Andrew Fulton : Beautiful! Did you see that?
[Sly Fondell meeting the unsuspecting Bruno with a knee to the back as he ran into the ropes.]
Macca : I sure did see it, and Beautiful is not the way i would describe it mate!
[Adrian moving over to let Sly know that wasn't called for, gesturing to him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner is right, he and Bruno were about to test each other out with some friendly competition ... who is Fondell to just interject himself in like that?
[As Tanner is gesturing to Sly, Sly tags himself in and moves past Adrian, ignoring him going to work on the injured back of Bruno.]
Macca : This guy is just to much mate.
[Sly now showboating and taunting not only Bruno but his own partner Adrian as well.]
Jeremy Tucker : This match was a recipe for disaster from the outlay, what were they thinking teaming Adrian and Sly together like this.
[Tony Thunder seems to be getting a bit toey on the outside, and runs inside the ring to help out his partner, but is cut off by referee Nick Tsalazidis. Sly taking full advantage of the distraction to drop a knee right into the groin of Bruno.]
Macca : Tony looking to be getting really frustrated on the outside there guys, as Sly Fondell drills the seven foot Bruno with a snap DDT, then strolls over and tags in Adrian.
[Adrian and Sly then begin to have words.]
Jeremy Tucker : I don't think Adrian cared much for the way Sly just tagged him in, and i cant say i blame him.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian would do well to just do as Sly tells him to do before upsetting the Model of Male perfection.
[Both Sly and Adrian are now face to face, Sly trying to stand over Adrian with his height advantage, pushing down on him with his forehead, but Adrian wont back down, and we see both men pushing there foreheads against each other like two bulls ... referee Nick Tsalazidis trying to separate them, and Tony Thunder using this time to get in there and assist his partner Bruno.]
Macca : This in unreal mate! We may be getting a bonus match here .... Tanner Vs Fondell!
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Eruption may well be coming early ...
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! Tony Thunder just leveled his own partner Bruno with a superkick! THE THUNDERSTRUCK!!!
[The crowd cant believe it, and Thunder then slides out of the ring and makes his way up the rampway, Tanner, Fondell, Tsalazidis and the crowd all looking on in shock.]
Macca : What is he thinking mate?
[Fondell moves past Adrian, grabs Bruno and drills him with The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT, then Adrian slaps him on the chest, and grabs a handful of Sly's trunks and hair, tossing him over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : What is going on here?
Andrew Fulton : What sort of partner is he to toss Fondell out of the ring like that?
[Adrian then hooks Bruno, who was groggily making it to one knee, and drills him with the Revolver!]
Jeremy Tucker : REVOLVER!!! REVOLVER!!! Adrian Tanner with the Revolver on Bruno!
[Tanner with the cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ................. 3!!!
["Real Solution # 9" By White Zombie hits as Nick Tsalazidis raises Adrian's arm in the air ....
BOOM!]
Andrew Fulton :Yes!
[Fondell from the outside just crawled back into the ring and blind sided Adrian Tanner Jr clipping out the knee.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly Fondell back in the ring folks, and he doesn't seem to happy with his partner or there big win.
Andrew Fulton : Thats what you get when you put your hands on the Ace with the Face.
[Fondell grabs the champ and locks on The Dream Lover: A head arm chokehold (like a Million Dollar Dream), with the addition of a body grapevine which holds his opponent in place on the mat, Tanner slowly fading.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly putting Adrian out here with The Dream Lover, and now he is motioning for Jada to toss him a chair from ringside.
[Sly moves over and Jada hands him the chair over the top rope. Sly then poses over a prone Adrian, raising the chair high and mouthing off to Adrian.]
Macca : The crowd is abuzz, and Adrian is out of it mate.
[Fondell rears back with all he has, but just as he is about to bring it down on Tanner, Syberus slides in behind him and snatches it from him.]
Jeremy Tucker : SYBERUS!!! SYBERUS IS HERE IN SWAT!
[Fondell hightails it out of the ring, and he and Jada quickly make there way up the rampway, as Syb helps Adrian to his feet, the show fading with Sly and Jada looking back at them from the top of the ramp as Adrian points at Sly groggily, Syb supporting him under the shoulder.]
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll see you November 2nd for the Eruption pay per view!
