Post by Timeless on Oct 11, 2021 4:43:10 GMT -5
Roxylishus : Did somebody say Tits?
[We see the Cabot Trail, Roxylishus walks into shot, lookin hot as fn fuck!]
Roxylishus : All these ‘new guys’ …. Walking around … thinking they this and they that.
You wanna who is ‘this and that’? Sir Winsalot!
Timeless : Check it!
[Timeless walks alongside Roxy. ‘Prime Time’ baseball style top on, unbuttoned, sun gleaming off his oiled torso, what a site. Cabot what?]
Timeless : I am afraid to inform all the bleeding hearts out there that the downfall of Timeless and Prime Time was GROSSLY exaggerated!
We …. Ain’t ……. Going …………. NOWHERE!
We never were!
So a TV network caves into a half dozen or so angry letters and wants to rip me off the air?
NPW knows where their bread is buttered!
[We see a cartoon of Gus Arnold holding a set of scales. One side says Timeless and the other says ‘them’. Timeless is smiling from the top of the Scales. Them are falling, lower and lower. A cartoon Timeless appears on the top scale and crotch chops them on the drowning side of scale.]
Timeless : Time to go to school. We got a little history lesson for all you ‘Johnny come lately's’.
See. NPW has always had the foundation. The fore-site. The DREAM.
Then, they found the golden ticket. ‘Timeless’ Alex Turner.
The day Mr Idontgiveafuck signed on the dotted line here. That’s the day this place became the big time!
I’m not trying to down play any of ya’ll credentials. They are very impressive, to say the least. But you got to know, MY Heat brought this fire.
And I understand. Gus runs the show … but … if there is no one to hate … no one to fight … then …
Roxylishus : …. Then you all be playing with furry animals talking about tits.
[Double pec pop by both Roxy and Timeless]
Timeless : Well, we've been there and done that. Got our ‘own’ furry animal to boot. One battle tested against the BEST.
Roxylishus : That’s him! (double hand finger point to Timeless)
Timeless : And he is no furry animal! He is a BEAST! He and I stood toe to toe and we fought it out, and we earned respect. The hard way! The real way!
No texting or ‘DM’ing the management. No Social highground crusades. No lynch mobs. We just fought each other., Tooth and nail.
Primal and I. Mano a mano.
He brought IT!
Not like Dane when I called him out 100 times.
First to bring him back to our new world, then to run from it again.
Not LD to come here to call me out like he was some freaking hero and yet never step up and face me!
Mr I love NPW …. Pfft … you got out while the getting is good, and you can consider yourself lucky it was an athlete the caliber of Lynx to oust you. Cause if you had got your way and got in the ring with Timeless. Punk! You would never breathe another BREATH!
Roxylishus : It’s a crying shame.
We know how it works.
The best leave and it creates new opportunities, maybe now Prime Time is done we can rise to the top?.
Timeless : NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
We ain’t going nowhere!
Never were!
Never WILL!
We watched as you all rejoiced at our demise. How premature. How ill fated for you all.
We saw these imbeciles Dark Stars trying to get one up one us. Fools! We are ten steps in front of you. You look at your Pawns and Bishops and we already got a checkmate set!
Roxylishus : YOU ARE THE PAWNS!
Timeless : You think I didn't know that my tag team partner was my tag team partner?
Roxylishus : Go save a school chumps. Go save the world!
Timeless : No saving them my goddess!
Roxylishus : Oh you Heterosexual Monogamous Villain you!
Timeless : Monogamous?
Roxylishus : (Triggers)
Timeless : Just kidding.
We know you wished we were gone.
Then, The ‘spot’ …. The ‘opportunities’ … could be yours.
Just like when Jay Jay leveled up from Syndicate lackey and third wheel to Eric Dane and Scott Steele to thinking he is now John Wayne.
Jesterplex ME MUTHA FUCKA!
Wanna be a big man?
I’ll show you who the big man is!
Roxylishus : (holds her hands open like a big fish, but something else big is what we really know what she is talking about, and not Jay Jays lizard turtle head endowments)
Timeless : Know this NPW!
Hear me and hear me well!
This is MY House!
I am them the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman's wet dream!
A god damn wrestling MACHINE!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
[We see the Cabot Trail, Roxylishus walks into shot, lookin hot as fn fuck!]
Roxylishus : All these ‘new guys’ …. Walking around … thinking they this and they that.
You wanna who is ‘this and that’? Sir Winsalot!
Timeless : Check it!
[Timeless walks alongside Roxy. ‘Prime Time’ baseball style top on, unbuttoned, sun gleaming off his oiled torso, what a site. Cabot what?]
Timeless : I am afraid to inform all the bleeding hearts out there that the downfall of Timeless and Prime Time was GROSSLY exaggerated!
We …. Ain’t ……. Going …………. NOWHERE!
We never were!
So a TV network caves into a half dozen or so angry letters and wants to rip me off the air?
NPW knows where their bread is buttered!
[We see a cartoon of Gus Arnold holding a set of scales. One side says Timeless and the other says ‘them’. Timeless is smiling from the top of the Scales. Them are falling, lower and lower. A cartoon Timeless appears on the top scale and crotch chops them on the drowning side of scale.]
Timeless : Time to go to school. We got a little history lesson for all you ‘Johnny come lately's’.
See. NPW has always had the foundation. The fore-site. The DREAM.
Then, they found the golden ticket. ‘Timeless’ Alex Turner.
The day Mr Idontgiveafuck signed on the dotted line here. That’s the day this place became the big time!
I’m not trying to down play any of ya’ll credentials. They are very impressive, to say the least. But you got to know, MY Heat brought this fire.
And I understand. Gus runs the show … but … if there is no one to hate … no one to fight … then …
Roxylishus : …. Then you all be playing with furry animals talking about tits.
[Double pec pop by both Roxy and Timeless]
Timeless : Well, we've been there and done that. Got our ‘own’ furry animal to boot. One battle tested against the BEST.
Roxylishus : That’s him! (double hand finger point to Timeless)
Timeless : And he is no furry animal! He is a BEAST! He and I stood toe to toe and we fought it out, and we earned respect. The hard way! The real way!
No texting or ‘DM’ing the management. No Social highground crusades. No lynch mobs. We just fought each other., Tooth and nail.
Primal and I. Mano a mano.
He brought IT!
Not like Dane when I called him out 100 times.
First to bring him back to our new world, then to run from it again.
Not LD to come here to call me out like he was some freaking hero and yet never step up and face me!
Mr I love NPW …. Pfft … you got out while the getting is good, and you can consider yourself lucky it was an athlete the caliber of Lynx to oust you. Cause if you had got your way and got in the ring with Timeless. Punk! You would never breathe another BREATH!
Roxylishus : It’s a crying shame.
We know how it works.
The best leave and it creates new opportunities, maybe now Prime Time is done we can rise to the top?.
Timeless : NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
We ain’t going nowhere!
Never were!
Never WILL!
We watched as you all rejoiced at our demise. How premature. How ill fated for you all.
We saw these imbeciles Dark Stars trying to get one up one us. Fools! We are ten steps in front of you. You look at your Pawns and Bishops and we already got a checkmate set!
Roxylishus : YOU ARE THE PAWNS!
Timeless : You think I didn't know that my tag team partner was my tag team partner?
Roxylishus : Go save a school chumps. Go save the world!
Timeless : No saving them my goddess!
Roxylishus : Oh you Heterosexual Monogamous Villain you!
Timeless : Monogamous?
Roxylishus : (Triggers)
Timeless : Just kidding.
We know you wished we were gone.
Then, The ‘spot’ …. The ‘opportunities’ … could be yours.
Just like when Jay Jay leveled up from Syndicate lackey and third wheel to Eric Dane and Scott Steele to thinking he is now John Wayne.
Jesterplex ME MUTHA FUCKA!
Wanna be a big man?
I’ll show you who the big man is!
Roxylishus : (holds her hands open like a big fish, but something else big is what we really know what she is talking about, and not Jay Jays lizard turtle head endowments)
Timeless : Know this NPW!
Hear me and hear me well!
This is MY House!
Sir Winsalots!
I am them the Ultimate Male Supreme!
Every breathing Woman's wet dream!
A god damn wrestling MACHINE!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
