Your Favourite Wrestlers Favourite Wrestler.
Nov 1, 2021 3:44:31 GMT -5
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Post by Timeless on Nov 1, 2021 3:44:31 GMT -5
[We see the Halifax Citadel. Timeless is sitting on the top level, legs dangling over the clock. He has a Baseball style NPW shirt on, it's unbuttoned and his shredded torso sparkles like an apparition. He slow claps.]
Timeless : Well done Jay Jay (he spits the name with disdain, the elocution of Vagina very apparent.) You won the big one. (sarcasm now dripping from his voice) You truly are the man and the big bad Sheriff in these parts now.
How far you have come, from 3rd wheel walk behinder and bottom feeder to Dane and Steel … to now this Tower of Terror.
The CWA truly respects you, most even fear you.
Not Sir Winsalot though. I’m stupid like that eh?
I mean, I know respect, and I give it when it's due. Primal got it, man to man, face to face in the ring. You …… ?
Not so much.
[Timeless rolls his eyes.]
Timeless : Maybe when you get the balls to face me in the ring like a man … not some cheap shot Jesterplex to be the hero of our former Network … just maybe you might get some of that respect then.
Or are you gonna be another paper champion like LD and Dane before you?
[Timeless flicks his head, his perfect hair looks like it's floating on a cloud for a moment. Then slow claps again]
Timeless : That one’s for Havok. Well done Sport. You actually WON a match.
Now, the real fun begins. Now, you step in the ring with Mr IdontgiveaFUCK!
And let me tell you why they call Mr IdontgiveaFUCK!
Because, Jack. I go by a code.
My own code!
I don't really care what anyone else thinks. I don’t care about wins and losses. Wins come to me all the time. Thus ... ‘the moniker’ … losses, everyone loses, it’s how one handles losses that makes a true warrior. Some stand up for themselves and refuse to die and say ‘Come the fuck at Me’. Some blame ‘management’ for not ‘booking’ them right.
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Timeless : I say what I think and I do what I WANT!
If anyone has an issue with that, I am not very hard to find.
So come in real close, and I’ll explain that code to you.
(he is talking much quieter, almost a whisper, your leaning in, listening carefully )
Timeless : It’s real simple. If you mess with me. I will mess with you. I don’t care what you believe. I agree with the world, that anyone can believe what they like. BUT … when them triggered pansies get offended with what I believe. After screaming anyone can believe what they want …… that's when we have a problem, Houston.
Which brings me to you Wormwood. And Takaru.
You want to go there?
Was it a dare? Some ‘white hat’ at the old place dare you to bring it up?
Or you just want the cheap heat?
You are new, I can understand the need to make a good impression.
Check it pal.
Masculine toxicity?
What does that even mean?
I am too manly?
[Timeless scoffs]
Timeless : Get this through your head ….. And all of NPW and CWA get this through your heads. I am ALL MAN. I refuse to be anything else.
What’s toxic about being Masculine?
Don’t even go there.
Would you prefer me to be more feminine?
I don’t play that shit!
And … that’s why … I …. Sir Winsalot … am your Favorite Wrestler’s …. Favorite Wrestler!
Them legends everyone aspires to one day be on their level.
I am ‘their’ favorite.
[Timeless looks to camera two.]
Timeless : Check this Havok. Wormwood. Takaru.
This match …. To me … it’s just another match. To you … it’s the biggest match of your NPW career. I get it. Know why?
[Timeless grins.]
Timeless : You know why.
To me, win or lose, it doesn't really matter. Six months from now, no one will remember me beating you lot in this foray. Now .. if one of you were to be able to pull out the win, then that … that really would mean something. It could become a career making moment.
Either way … six months from now … I’ll be here. Northern Pro.
Most likely defending the Dual Crown.
Six months from now you cats … time will tell.