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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 19, 2022 21:39:00 GMT -5 frostbite52, Jesse Jamester, and 3 more like this

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Post by SinclairGodfrey on Jan 19, 2022 21:39:00 GMT -5

'Yeah? Well, I am sure your kid will be very happy to know Mister Floppy-Bunny is safe.' Sinclair smiled, laughing as she absently bounced the said stuffed rabbit back and forth on the production truck's panel. And her eyes narrowed on the crew as they watched her, and they looked away nervously before going back to work. And she leaned back, the bunny left laying as her attention went back to the phone. 'No, no, no. I don't think you understand, what you received was a message. And that message being that the Board of Directors should start listening to Donzig.'

She paused, rolling her eyes before she nodded.

'Donzig-gun does what it wants, when it wants, when it pleases them. And if you knew what was good for you? You would be telling that Blaze woman this, before Donzig decides that Donzig-gun should do it to you.' A snort. 'Oh, you think that will sway him? No, I expect the Board to do it's job! I expect the board to do it's job, I expect the board to make sure that the biggest name in SWAT is happy. Because I promise you, I promise you, you don't want to see him unhappy.'

She jabbed the button, and the phone was dropped down beside the bunny. Her head tilted and she looked up as the door opened, and the massive forms of the Death Squad shoved their way inside the production truck. They glared at the crew, muttering each other before Sinclair slid to her feet with a sneer. She crossed the room, and she stared at each of them in turn. They lowered their heads, looking away before she grabbed each of them by their tactical vests as she growled. 'What was that? What was that! Did I just see Donzig's handpicked foot soldiers lose to Marsh's bully boys? Because that is what it looked like! It looked like the two of you got distracted by Team Fairtex! By Team Fairtex!'

The two of them grumbled, and Sinclair shoved them back before she lifted a finger. 'Oh, don't explain yourselves to me. Save it, save those tears! Because he wants to see you, he wants to see you right now! He is not happy, you see he doesn't care about Team Fairtex! Do you boys get that?'

They nodded, and Sinclair pointed as they shuffled off. And the crew stared as they walked away, and looked back to the scowling Sinclair as she settled back atop the console. She sniffed, and lifted a hand to look at her nails before she spoke again. 'And that brings me to you the Amazons Champion. You walk around here, acting like you're someone don't you? Like you're just the best thing in this division because after I softened up Rios you got handed a title shot by Soutter! You walk around like you accomplished something because I saved your belt? Well, now those days are over and done!'

She leaned forward, eyes narrowed. 'I am coming for what is mine, what has always been mine! And that is that belt that you think you're worthy of! I am the Baroness Sinclair Godfrey, I have never been pinned or submitted in singles competition! And I am going to show you exactly what that means when I drag you into the deep waters and drown you! I am going to feed your carcass to the sharks! Do you understand that? No Founder to save you, no Donzig to stay my hand, no KGB to protect! It is going to be just you and me! So you walk around and do your spooky nonsense, because that may impress the people in the cheap seats! It may impress that other drama queen, Vampira! It may give your little pet Necra something to prattle on about, BUT it doesn't impress me!'

A hand lifted and she jabbed at her chest, and then her hand slammed down on the console.

'You see I don't know how it is done in New Jersey, but I am from a line of warriors stretching back to the reign of the Stewarts! I was born for this, for battle, for war! I was trained by the Harbinger of Death himself, and you walk around here acting like you are a monster! Like we should all fear you! But no, no, no, Champ! You see I am the strong Left Hand of the Scourge! And we? We are what gives monsters nightmares! We are the inevitable!'

Sinclair was on her feet, and the production crew flinched back as she walked back and forth.

'So to you this maybe a match, it might even be a big match! But to me? This is a coronation! And I promise you that you think Necra is going to be down there or whatever?' A smile, and she shrugged. 'But so will the Death Squad and after they have a little talk with their master? They are going to be in a bad mood, they are going to ready to tear you or anyone else who gets in the way of Donzig-gun to pieces! And I am going to reach down into what is left of you and I am going to hold up the belt that is rightfully mine!'

A sniff, and she wiped a hand across her mouth.

'Or a pound of flesh! And I don't really care which one I have, because either one will prove one thing! That I run this division, not you.'

Sinclair scooped up the bunny, and shoved it inside of her long coat as she stormed for the door. And she ripped it open before stalking outside, the door slammed shut behind her.

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 20, 2022 4:19:30 GMT -5 Jesse Jamester likes this

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 20, 2022 4:19:30 GMT -5

Jeremy Tucker : At Disassembled the Australian Champion proved too much for the Amazons Champion. Now he faces the new TV Champion, The Golden God Rally Jackson... Jackson is now a Grand Slam Champion here at SWAT. Quite the accomplishment for any wrestler… It seems Wolf has similar aspirations. What do we have in store when these two giants of SWAT meet in the ring?

Andrew Fulton : Carnage. Straight up bloody carnage is "what’s in store" and I can’t wait.

Frank Salazar : Introducing now. Hailing from Wierschem, Germany. Coming in at 6’4 & 200 lbs. He is the reigning Australian Champion! ‘The Alpha Male’ VINCENT WOLF!!!

[The beats from Mozart's "Die Zauberflöte / Act 2” vibrate throughout the arena as colored smoke and lasers fill's the air, a tall, young Vincent Wolf appears at the top of the rampway. He begins to bounce around as he runs down to the ring sliding in under the bottom rope as the young women in the crowd go nut's trying to get to him. The referee takes the Australian title belt respectfully and holds it over head to show that the title is on the line to a huge cheer from the SWAT crowd. Wolf jumps up and begins to dance as if he was the star of a 90's boy band, the women all start screaming and rushing around the ring while he dances as everyone waits for the arrival of Rally Jackson.]

Jeremy Tucker : Will we get a run in from Donzig, sour at losing his TV title belt? Will the Society of the New Breed be resurrected tonight and see that Rally takes home both belts?

Andrew Fulton : No and Hell no. Where do you get your ideas, conspiracymadness.com? This match has all the global interest it needs with both champions battling it out, but the belts are not on the line. The hype train has arrived at the arena and is at full capacity for this one.

Hate or Glory" by Gesaffelstein hits and Rally Jackson makes his way down the ramp way. He is taking his time and looks seriously out of shape, he gets in the ring and struts around in a confident manner and then cracks his own neck and the ref approaches him and starts patting him down. The referee takes the TV title belt respectfully and holds it over head to show that the title is on the line to a huge cheer from the SWAT crowd.

Frank Salazar : Introducing now, hailing from Rio de Janeiro. Coming in at 6’1 and 300 pounds .... Your SWAT TV CHAMPION… …THE GOLDEN GOD ... …RALLY JACKSON!!!

Jeremy Tucker : The referee calls the two men together and gives them the basics of what he’s looking for. No special stipulations this week.

Andrew Fulton : Nope just a straight up battle of champions. And the bell has rung and we’re underway….

Jeremy Tucker : Rally and Wolf circle around each other … Rally is smiling confidently at Wolf but Wolf seems un-phased… They lock up and Rally immediately marches him to the nearest corner and opens up with big right hands… Wolf is covering up and blocking most of it… The referee steps in and complains about the closed fists…

Andrew Fulton : Is this a fight or playground patty cake? …Get the hell out the way ref…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally shrugs off the referee’s protests and heads back into the corner for more of the same… Rally wraps his two huge hands around Wolf’s throat in a blatant choke… The Referee counts …1 …2 …3 …4 …Rally releases Wolf as the referee steps in and complains about the choke… Rally just laughs at the referee and tries to get past him to lay in some more damage, but Wolf erupts out of the corner with a springboard forearm smash! … Rally is rocked back on his heels… Wolf hits the ropes and hits Rally with a dropkick! …Rally stumbles into the ropes… Wolf is back up double quick and hits another sweet dropkick and Rally tumbles over the top rope and crashes to the outside!

Andrew Fulton : Rally is holding his jaw raging at himself on the outside as Wolf hits the second rope and appeals to the crowd… He might have been born with a silver spoon in his mouth and prances around like a show pony, but he’s a crowd pleaser, I’ll give him that much…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally rolls back into the ring and Wolf gives him the space to get up… Rally smiles at the chivalrous gesture and curtseys mockingly as the two men circle each other again…

Andrew Fulton : Rally and Wolf lock up and Rally slaps Wolf in a standing wrist lock… Wolf counters by rolling against the twist, but Rally manhandles Wolf up into a Full Nelson! … I know it’s early, but this could be over right here… Rally is so much stronger… Christmas is over, but make a wish folks and see which half you get…

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf is in great pain here, but what’s this? … Wolf raises his legs high out in front of him and whips his heels back in a wicked attack on Rally’s shins…

Andrew Fulton : Rally lets Wolf drop and falls backwards clutching both shins… Wolf hits the ropes and lands a running legdrop on Rally’s left leg… Wolf grabs Rally by the leg and is going for a figure four leg lock?! …but Rally reaches up and thumbs Wolf in the eye and he wheels away clutching his face…

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf has been full of energy from the offing, but Rally is back up now and smarting as he limps after the stunned Wolf… Rally grabs Wolf and applies a bear hug! … Wolf tries to force his way out… Rally has it looked in tight… But Wolf is able to reach out his legs and locks his heels around the middle rope… The referee demands a ropebreak… Rally tugs Wolf away from the rope with ease and comes crashing down on Wolf in a ring-shaking Belly To Belly Suplex!!! …And Rally covers

… … …1

… … …2

… … And a kick out by Wolf…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally is arguing about the count, but the referee is having none of his protests… Rally drags Wolf up and sends him into the ropes… Wolf comes bounding out and is dropped down hard with a drop toe hold, Rally back up quickly, a burst of agility he’d have been proud of years ago… and … A standing leg drop to the back of Wolf’s head!! …It looks like one of those YouTube video nasties doing the rounds… where you’re not sure if the log killed the lumberjack or not?!… Call an ambulance?!

Andrew Fulton : Don’t be so dramatic… I see no blood, I didn’t hear a pop, he’s fine… but Rally covers…

… … …1

… … …2

… And a kick out by Wolf…

Andrew Fulton : Rally drags up Wolf… Wolf still looks groggy… Rally sizes him up… RIO SPECIAL! (Kappo Kick). This could be it?!

Jeremy Tucker : …The momentum of the kick sends Wolf stumbling through the ropes to the outside… I think that may have saved an immediate pinfall here… Rally looks confident and showboats a little before rolling to the outside… Rally looks at the floored and crawling figure of Wolf and laughs as he pauses to grab his water bottle from under the ring… Rally takes a quick glug of water and squirts some at a booing fan… Wolf is struggling by the ring steps and a young lady has hopped over the barrier and has run around to check on Wolf… Where are Security?!… Rally drops his bottle and walks up and tugs the young lady’s elbow and tells her to scram… The starstruck girl stands her ground and tries to buy her heartthrob some recovery time, but Rally gives her a threatening look and begins to push past her… The referee is shouting at Rally to make sure he keeps his hands off the fan as Security arrives at the railing and beckon for her to get out of the way…

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, this dizzy board’s welfare is the important thing when there are two Champions battling it out, that’s the priority, where’s the count-out count? Referee’s today…? “Now” he starts to count finally… 1… … … 2… … … 3… … …

Jeremy Tucker : With the girl on the right side of the railing… Rally hits Wolf with a couple of big right hands and then sets his head up on the ring steps?! …Rally backs up a few paces and runs for a knee strike on Wolf’s head??!! …Rally thunders in there, but Wolf rolls out of the way at the last moment and Rally smashes awkwardly into the metal ring steps!!!

Andrew Fulton : Rally is down holding his left knee, but Wolf is still too stunned to capitalize… The referee count-out count continues… 4… … … 5… … … 6… … …7…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally gets uncomfortably back to his feet and rolls into the ring to break the count but rolls straight back out again heading after Wolf… Rally goes to lay in a punt kick on Wolf, but he rolls out of the way… Wolf is back on his haunches shaking out the cobwebs… Rally throws a haymaker punch but Wolf ducks it… Wolf grabs Rally around the head? … Running Bulldog on the outside!!

Andrew Fulton : Wolf finally finding some offense… Wolf has to win this thing in the ring though; bragging rights are on the line… I’d like to see Wolf dead lift Rally back in there if he KO’s him outside… That would be hilarious…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally is stunned, he rolls over onto his back and feels his head for blood but finds none… Meanwhile Wolf jogs up the steps, up to the apron… Moonsault out on to Rally!!! And a beauty!

Andrew Fulton : That’s high risk and ambitious and that’s paid off… Rally is gasping for air as Wolf drags him up and rolls him back into the ring… Rally gets back to his feet but Wolf is on him suddenly and sends him into the ropes… Rally being made to run on that sore knee looks painful … Wolf floors Rally with a Dropsault... Wolf hits the second rope… Sprinboard legdrop!! And Wolf hooks a leg and covers…

… … …1

… … …2

… And a kick out by Rally

Andrew Fulton : Wolf is in the ascendency here, but how does he finish Rally off? There’s no way he’s going to haul Rally up and git The Kater? One German suplex is ambitious… but three?

Jeremy Tucker : Well he has a few tricks in his arsenal and Rally is certainly struggling for breath and in pain right now…

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf drags Rally up and whips into the corner? … but no, there’s a reversal… Looks like Wolf is going to get crushed in that corner… Hang on? … Look at Wolf leaping on the top turnbuckle and flipping over the charging Rally!? …Rally hits the turnbuckles chest first and comes staggering out… Wolf hits Rally with a superkick!!! …and dives down there for the cover…

… … …1

… … …2

… And a kick out by Rally

Jeremy Tucker : If Wolf can keep up this pace he could be walking out victorious.

Andrew Fulton : For my money it’s still early to say that… Wolf drags Rally up and staggers him with a huge chop to the chest… Wolf skips up the nearest turnbuckle and dives at Rally for a high cross body?! …But Rally catches Wolf with the last of his strength and turns it into a bone shattering power slam!!! Rally covers

… … …1

… … …2

… … …And a late kick out by Wolf! …

Jeremy Tucker : Rally is arguing about the count but the referee is having none of it, confident it was just 2… Rally takes a few deep breaths on his knees and Wolf holds his back in pain… Rally drags Wolf up and walks him to the nearest corner… Rally chokes Wolf out using the top rope as the referee counts … 1 …2 …3 …4 …5 …The referee gets his hands in there and breaks the choke?!

Andrew Fulton : The referee should just have disqualified Rally… You can’t get your hands on the wrestlers… And Rally feels the same way as he threatens the Ref… And the referee wisely backs off even though he is still complaining about the choke…

Jeremy Tucker : Rally chokes Wolf out using his boot and the top turnbuckle… the frustrated referee counts … 1 …2 …3 …4 …Rally releases the choke and stares down the referee and Wolf struggles for breath draped over the top rope… Rally sits on the top turnbuckle and drags Wolf up next to him… Will this be the Rio Deal?

Jeremy Tucker : Haven’t seen him deliver this top rope piledriver in a while… but Wolf is fighting back… The two men are up there looking pretty shaky after all their efforts thus far tonight… Rally tries to persevere, but Wolf is blocking the effort by holding on to the top rope… Rally abandons the hold attempt and just begins punching Wolf… Wolf is punching back… It’s a slobber knocker in a high-stakes precarious position… Wolf targets Rally’s left knee with some vicious blows and Rally loses his balance and falls back first into the ring…

Andrew Fulton : Rally fell awkwardly and he’s staying down… Wolf has set himself on the top rope?! … The Wolf Press (Shooting Star Press) … Wolf covers…

… … …1

… … …2

… … …And a late shoulder up from Rally!

Jeremy Tucker : Such resilience from the champion…

Andrew Fulton : Wolf stretches out his back and crosses over to drag Rally up but Rally lashes out with a snap jab to the throat… Wolf stumbles into the ropes clutching his throat… Rally gets carefully back to his feet and attempts to follow up… Rally approaches Wolf from behind… but Wolf turns on him suddenly…

Jeremy Tucker : Spinning -DDT!!! …and hooks a leg…

… … …1

… … …2

… … … …Foot on the rope by Rally!

Andrew Fulton : Even after the punishment he’s taken he still has the presence of mind to throw out his boot at the last minute… Great awareness from the champ… Rally’s still not out of this…

Jeremy Tucker : Look at Wolf’s eyes… You can tell that he’s not sure how much more he has to do to beat Rally Jackson…

Andrew Fulton : I think we know what he needs to do, but can he do it? …

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf throws his right hand up to the heavens to signal he’s going for his finish… the fans are on their feet… Wolf looks exhausted but he drags Rally up, slips in behind him, locks arms… Wolf shows great strength to force Rally skyward and down in a German Suplex!… Are we going to see THE KATER!!!! (Triple German Suplex into a pin.)

Andrew Fulton : Wolf should pin him, but he has his arms locked around Rally’s waist… The world loves a trier, but why would you attempt a second one?

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf shows great fortitude to force Rally skyward again and down in a second German Suplex!…

Andrew Fulton : Look at this crowd willing Wolf on… but they clearly haven’t spent a second in the ring because that would be a ridiculous ask at this stage… Just go for the pin Wolf! Rally is barely moving… Wolf will never drag him up for the third…

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf has his arms locked around Rally’s waist and has got the big man back to his feet… Wolf looks fatigued but the crowd’s reactions seems to be driving him on… Wolf sends Rally skyward again and down to complete The Kater!!!!…

Andrew Fulton : I can’t believe he actually did it… Executed perfectly… Wolf keeps his arms locked and Rally’s shoulders pinned with the last of his energy…

… … …1

… … …2

… … …3!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : The bell rings out… Wolf got him!!!

Frank Salazar : It is my pleasure to announce… your winner by pinfall…. the SWAT AUSTRALIAN CHAMPION… ‘The Alpha Male’ VINCENT WOLF!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Well, this crowd and I are shocked… Enjoy your moment Wolf… it pains me to say it but you’re a worthy champion… I never thought I’d hear myself say that…

Jeremy Tucker : Wolf is trying to dance to celebrate his victory as the belt are handed to him, but he collapses to his knees exhausted and just stares at the belt in awe of what he’s achieved… Congratulations Wolf…

Andrew Fulton : … but this isn’t even the finale of the show folks… There’s more to come, but after a huge result like this we’re headed to a commercial break for a beer and snacks break… See you presently… keep it SWAT….

Last Edit: Jan 20, 2022 4:20:59 GMT -5 by SWAT eFed

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 20, 2022 12:52:51 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, frostbite52, and 3 more like this

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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2022 12:52:51 GMT -5

Backstage Video Footage

A crowd of screaming fans rushes "The Alpha Wolf" as he walks through the curtains into the backstage area. Still breathing heavily, as sweat pours off of him, you can see the bruising already starting from the beating he endured from the SWAT Television champion Rally Jackson. The fans are all wanting to hear from the SWAT Australian Champion as he stands there with his million-dollar smile.

~Vincent Wolf~
Thank you, thank you, your love and admiration are much appreciated, I do need to thank someone else as well, Rally Jackson, "The Golden God". He just took me beyond my limits and those are limits I wasn't sure I even had. Tonight, was a major breakthrough not only for myself but SWAT, I have now claimed victories over two of their champions and proved I am the only alpha here.

The fan reaches out trying to run her hand through Vincent Wolf's hair, but he smiles as he gently removes her hand.

~Vincent Wolf~
I know, there is at least one more champion I need to step into that ring and claim my rightful spot as I claim victory and that would be the SWAT World Champion. Which I will do when I am ready but for now I am off to claim victory over Donzig on day 3 of the NPW 4th Annual Cruiserweight Cup.

~Vincent Wolf~
So Grandfather, Deidrick Wolf these victories are for you.

The sound of Vincent's theme song can still be heard playing as he begins to dance around with the fans.

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 20, 2022 19:56:13 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, Jesse Jamester, and 3 more like this

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Post by frostbite52 on Jan 20, 2022 19:56:13 GMT -5

As our cameras head back outside to the parking and once again we are at the RV where Cannon and company have set up shop, if you would like to call it that. Our cameras are following two rather large shadows as they make there way toward it. Standing outside with his arms folded his Chuck, he eyes get quite wide as he sees these two figure approach, now Chuck is a good size individual but these shadows coming toward him do not appear to be small at all. As they approach, Chuck suddenly nods his head, as he must realize who it is. Our cameras catch one individual is wearing a black tee shirt with gray sweats and brown boots as these shoes must be 20 plus in size the cameras zoom upwards to capture his short brown hair, we see that it is Doomsday. However right next to him is someone else is also wearing a black tee shirt with black jeans and black steel toe boots as the camera zooms in on the intense look in his red eyes and short black hair we see that it is Lucifer.

Doomsday.. Hey Chuck is the big man in there.

Chuck nods his head.

Lucifer: We are going to head in and see what the next coarse of action we must take.

As they are about to head in, the door swings open as we see Mister Boothe.

Mister Boothe: Ah just coming to find the two of you.

Doomsday: You know Lucifer and I were talking a few moments ago. We must admit, we never thought about leaving that match after destroying the others in the match.

Mister Boothe: I simply felt that you proved your point and besides you have bigger fish to fry. The Aznac Cup tournament is going up shortly and I want you ready for it because I feel you are heavy favorites. Look when Cannon reached out to you, he knew it was high time you two get what is coming to you this cup and those tag team titles.

Lucifer: I do not know if I am comfortable with a manager.

Mister Boothe: I heard the stories from Cannon about your previous manager, but that was years ago. You leaned on Doomsday for years but you do not have to do that anymore. My job as both of your managers is to do what is best for you and I will make sure that you are taken care of not only because it is my job, but there has always been potential with the two of you. I want you to simply focus on what is going on in that ring and I will handle the outside distraction. This is what you both need and deserve and with me guiding you along the way nobody will stop either of you. The two of you are going to be the monsters that you should have been.

Doomsday: I must admit, I like the sound of that.

Lucifer: I like the sound of destruction.

Mister Boothe: This is what I am talking about just focus on the ring and I will make sure nobody screws you out of your place at the top.

Doomsday and Lucifer nods their heads.

Doomsday: Let's head inside and talk to Cannon.

Mister Boothe puts his hand up.

Mister Boothe: He is inside talking business with someone.

Doomsday laughs.

Mister Boothe: What is funny.

Doomsday: So He is serious about it.

Mister Boothe: You know who he is talking to.

Doomsday: Yes. Look I know Cannon longer than the both of you combine, he told me about it. I thought it was a great idea.

He looks at Lucifer.

Doomsday: Besides, I think you what is going on?

Lucifer: Okay I heard some speculation from Cannon but I am like you, if you pulls it off, we will not be stop.

Mister Boothe: You have no problem with it.

Dommsday: I think it is great. Trust me this company will never see it coming.

Mister Boothe: I will trust your word.

Lucifer: So you have us in the cup?

Mister Boothe: It is a done deal, and working on trying to get you a future World tag team title match.

Dooomsday: We are moving right along.

Mister Boothe: That is my job and I take it seriously. When you are with me and my company you are going to be treated quite well.

Doomsday: So you are going to me at ringside for our matches.

Mister Boothe: I will be with you and Cannon at ringside at all times. This company will take advantage of the two of you anymore.

Lucifer: That is what we need to hear.

Mister Boothe: Cannon said a future client could be heading in my direction soon.

Doomsday: Yes, I do not know if want to handle a female wrestler.

Mister Boothe: I am sure I could do so.

Doomsday: This is good to hear. She is a friend of Cannon, and I have been training her, and she is ready to roll.

Lucifer: You mean?

Dommsday: Yes her, she is ready for action.

Mister Boothe: The more, the merrier.

The three laugh as the scene fades out.

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 21, 2022 3:10:51 GMT -5 Jesse Jamester likes this

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 21, 2022 3:10:51 GMT -5

Jeremy Tucker : So, Next up Lucky Linda Le Fay faces Oxford Osland for a chance at the SWAT gold tonight in the main event. Either wrestler would make an amazing champion. A new year and a new world champion. It doesn’t get much better than that.

Andrew Fulton : You’ve never been on a pub crawl in Kalgoorlie, taken twins home and woken up without a hangover, have you?

Jeremy Tucker : Well, no…

Andrew Fulton : Lucky Linda vs Osland is a great match up… but it really can get better than this… Just saying….

Linger, by the Cranberries hits and Lucky Linda makes her way down the ramp way, high fiving the fans.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is a World Heavyweight Tournament semi final match ….. Introducing first, hailing from Dublin, Ireland. Coming in at 5’5 and 130 pounds... LUCKY LINDA LA FEY!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda had a great win to get here. She must be in a confident mood ahead of this great encounter.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah, Well Osland has only recently been a tag team champion and scored a win over our disgraced World champion Frostbite. I bet he will consider himself to be in great form too.

Frank Salazar: Now introducing, hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana. Coming in at 6’4 and 254 pounds … he is the SWAT Wrestler of the Year! The NEW Sacrificial Idol of SWAT! OXFORD OSLAND!!!!

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[As the beat from Elevators by Outkast pops through the arena, Oxford Osland emerges from behind the curtain with a confident smirk plastered all over his face. Osland doesn't bother mingling with the fans at all, as he walks calmly to the ring. Once he arrives, he walks up the stairs and wipes his boots on the apron. Osland enters in between the top and middle rope and does a lap of the ring before getting acquainted with his corner. Osland keeps his eyes focused on his opponent, while waiting for the referee to signal for the bell.]

Jeremy Tucker : Here we go folks, as the bell is rung for this one ... Osland holds out a hand for Linda to shake…. Linda looks out to the crowd for advice on whether to shake it or not …. I think the boos would be advice for Linda not to... Linda shakes it anyway... Looks like an honest handshake... It IS! How about that, … They go to hook up and Osland grabs that arm of Linda. Osland has twisted the hand up and applies a wrist lock ... Linda edges towards the ropes but Osland applies the pressure and Linda drops to one knee ... Linda tries again and gets to the ropes this time ... Osland reluctantly drops the hold… Linda wastes no time, stuns Osland with a snap jab, hits the ropes and hits Osland with a high knee…. Osland staggers a pace backwards... Linda hits the ropes again and runs at Osland, but he drops at the last second and she has to skip over him… as Linda comes back off the ropes, Osland links arms cleverly and drags her down in a backslide pin...

… … …1

… … …2

Kick out by Linda!

Andrew Fulton : Osland grabs an arm while Linda is still down and applies a wristlock …. Linda is suffering … Linda shows great resolve and agility there as she manages to twist and turn her way out from under Osland... Osland shouts at the referee and gestures that his hair was pulled to get out of the hold... Linda just laughs at the suggestion as the two wrestlers’ pace around each other...

Jeremy Tucker : Collar and elbow tie up.... Osland breaks from the clinch and drags Linda down to the mat in an arm bar… Linda looks to have found a way out, but Osland adjusts the hold and Osland has Linda face down on the mat in a wristlock now….

Andrew Fulton : Why doesn’t he just punch her in the mouth? He’s bigger and more brutal than La Fey?

Jeremy Tucker : I imagine he wants to prove he’s a wrestler first and a bully second?

Andrew Fulton : This crowd boo him every week. Why the hell would he care about a little thing like a bully reputation?

Jeremy Tucker : Not everyone is as sour and cynical as you Andrew… Though just as you suggested, the crowd are booing Osland and are getting behind Linda now ... Linda looks like she’s powering her way out of the hold ... Osland feels that he’s losing his grip and switches to a side headlock … Linda lets out a groan of discomfort but has got back to one knee and forced Osland back up to his feet… Linda walks Osland into the ropes and Osland drops the headlock ... The referee calls for a clean break … And gets one… Osland and Linda circle each other …. Linda shakes out the pain in her wrist and comes straight back at Osland … Collar and elbow tie up.... And Linda puts Osland in a wristlock of her own … Osland curses out loud and the crowd gasp...

Andrew Fulton : Look at this LA crowd pretending that they’ve never heard a bloody swear word before….

Jeremy Tucker : Perhaps they’ve never seen a woman twist a guy’s arm to the point of swearing before?

Andrew Fulton : You and I clearly don’t go to the same after parties when we’re in Los Angeles…

Jeremy Tucker : Osland winces and shouts an insult at Linda …Linda is about to say something back, but Osland manages to free himself with a nice forward roll… Osland has managed to keep Linda’s arm, ended up behind her with a hammer lock applied… Linda tries to grab at Osland’s head.... Osland applies more pressure on the arm and Linda winces… Linda reaches down for a leg, but Osland blocks the attempt... Linda tries to pace her way out of the hold… They circle the ring with Linda still suffering in the hammer lock… Osland trips Linda and has the hammer lock applied on the mat now… Linda is face down and grimacing… The crowd boo Osland as the match slows down and Linda is gesturing with her free hand for their support… Osland lifts himself up in a handstand and brings his knee down hard on Linda’s bent arm … Osland tells the referee to ask Linda if she quits… The crowd begin to stamp in unison and Linda is responding by banging her foot against the canvas to the same beat and Osland shouts for them to shut up… Linda twists counter clockwise out from underneath Osland and wrenches herself free … Osland gets back to her feet and mockingly applauds Linda for the escape.... Linda shakes the pain out of her arm and comes angrily back at Osland and they lock up again… Linda slips Osland into a side headlock… Linda’s got it locked in well ....Osland drops to one knee as the pressure comes on… Osland begins to lift Linda off her feet ... But Linda squeezes the hold for all her worth …... Osland groans from the pain applied and drops to one knee again… Osland pulls at Linda’s hair to distract her… Lifts her up … Side suplex! …Linda gets back to her feet… Osland aims to hit her with a ferocious chop, but Linda drops to her back to avoid the blow… Linda arches her back and pops back up to her feet… Great agility… Osland wrinkles his nose, frustrated and unimpressed, and they pace around each other again…

Andrew Fulton : Linda gets up and runs at Osland … Osland throws Linda over with a hip toss … Linda gets up quickly and comes again … Osland grabs her by the head and snap mares her down … Osland goes for a rear chin lock but Linda wriggles free … Linda comes back again … running off the ropes this time… Osland throws down his head and sends Linda skyward… high elevation… and Linda crashes down from that back body drop!!! …Linda holds her lower back, but there’s no keeping her down ... This time Linda runs at her opponent, but stops, miss-foots Osland and stuns him with a standing dropkick!! … Osland stumbles back hard into the nearest turnbuckles … Linda steps back a couple of paces and sprints at Osland in the corner… Running Cannonball!

Jeremy Tucker : Osland slumps to the floor… Linda is tired but resilient… Linda drags Osland up from the floor …... Irish whip into the ropes … Osland comes back at a lick of knots and Linda’s off her feet ... High cross body! And the cover

… … …1

… … …2

KICK OUT!

Linda wastes no time dragging Osland up and sends him into the ropes again ... Osland comes back ... Flying forearm smash from Linda! ...

Andrew Fulton : For my money this is the way Linda needs to play it ... Get Osland moving around ...No point trying to grapple all day because the size and strength of Osland is against her…

Jeremy Tucker : Linda drags Osland up and hits a spinning DDT!... and covers

… … …1

… … …2

Rope break!

Osland has the presence of mind to put his leg out on the bottom rope ... Linda drags Osland up sends him again into the ropes… they meet in the centre of the ring?! …Double clothesline!!! ...Both wrestlers hit the canvas hard and are barely moving… ouch! …

Andrew Fulton : Both wrestlers taking their time to recover from that blow… I thought Osland would come out on top of any physical collisions like that, but Linda seems to be moving the faster…

Jeremy Tucker : Linda has the stamina training, she pulls up Osland, applying a half-Nelson that she transitions into a bulldog! …Linda gets up and goes for chicken wing, but Osland counters and frees himself… Osland grabs Linda and Saito Suplex?!! He covers, we could have the pinfall right here!

… … …1

… … …2

… … ..KICK OUT!!!!

Unbelievable; Osland can’t believe that suplex didn’t finish this one… Osland hooks both legs and covers Linda with extra purpose…

… … …1

… … …2

… … KICK OUT!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Osland drags Linda up and sends her into the ropes… Osland throws out an arm, but Linda ducks it and hits the other ropes… Osland turns to meet her, but Linda baseball slides between his legs and pops up behind him… Osland spins around and is met with a slap across the face… Osland is stunned as Linda drags him for all she’s worth in a high momentum Irish Whip into the turnbuckles… Osland doesn’t have time to adjust and hits the top buckle chest first and full speed… He staggers back towards the middle of the ring TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!! by Lucky Linda La Fey (Jumping Roundhouse kick) … and she covers… this should be it.

… … …1

… … …2

… … KICK OUT!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : These two are giving their all and after already wrestling tonight I can’t believe they can have much more to give… Linda can’t believe that didn’t finish it…

Andrew Fulton : Osland has somehow found more energy and gets up first… Osland drags Linda up… and whips her into the rope… Osland drops his head to send Linda up for the backdrop, but Linda comes to a halt in time, clamps her thighs to the back of Osland’s head, grips around the waist?! IRISH DESTROYER!!!! (Canadian Destroyer flip over piledriver) ... and covers

… … …1

… … …2

… … Rope break!?!

Jeremy Tucker : Osland’s right boot is on the bottom rope, such great ring presence to find that last second lifeline of the rope!

Andrew Fulton : They call her Lucky Linda, but Osland is making his own luck tonight… Linda drags a stunned and tired Osland up and goes to throw a punch but Osland just falls to one knee and Linda has to readjust and position Osland again… Linda grabs Osland up to two feet again and delivers a Mongolian overhand double chop… and Osland crumbles under the weight of the blow… Linda drags Osland back up, steps in beside Osland for a Russian leg sweep, but Osland blocks… adjusts and?! …Russian Leg Sweep!! …

Jeremy Tucker : Osland executed a vicious looking Russian leg sweep of his own there, but Osland is still down on his back next to Linda… Osland looks all in, but the leg sweep certainly bought him some time…

Andrew Fulton : Linda clutches the back of her head… Osland isn’t getting up, but instead shuffles around to be at Linda’s feet… Osland grabbed Linda by the leg and… Knee bar with Leg scissors!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda is suffering, it’s locked in well, but Linda quickly begins to turn the hold over… Osland tries to stop her by upping the pressure, but Linda grits her teeth and forces her way through it… and now they’re both face down… Linda kicks out with her spare leg and somehow has freed her leg… Linda rises to her feet, grabs Osland’s scissored legs and?! ….IRISH CLOVERLEAF!!! (Texas Cloverleaf) No one gets out of this, it’s over…

Andrew Fulton : The referee is asking the question… Osland is in agony… Osland is reaching for the rope just beyond the referee and the ref tries not to obstruct his efforts… Linda leans back and Osland cries out loud and thrusts his arm out?!

Jeremy Tucker : Wow… Osland has the bottom rope in his right hand!!! …The referee is calling for the break… It looked out of reach… Linda can’t believe it… She drops the hold and looks at the referee in disbelief and frustration…

Andrew Fulton : Linda drags Osland up and sets him up in the turnbuckles and paces back tiredly to the opposite corner… Linda sprints across the ring and Osland rolls out of the way at the last second and Linda hits the ring post with her left shoulder!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Osland is still sluggish, but drags Linda out of the turnbuckles and applies an armbar on that damaged left arm!

Andrew Fulton : …what a terrible way for this match to end… one miscalculation and this match is over…

Jeremy Tucker : No, Linda isn’t giving up… She should tap… There’s no shame in it after a collision like that… Osland is shouting at her to quit… but she just yells in pain and throws out her legs and gets to the ropes! The referee calls for a rope break! What fortitude! What stamina!

Andrew Fulton : What a bloody nutter! I would have quit if I’d bashed my shoulder up as bad as she just has… but a shot at the title is in the balance so she’s more determined than ever to fight on. Osland wants this over and finds himself in the ascendancy after being on the receiving end of some big moves this matchup… Linda and Osland get back on their feet… Osland grabs Linda’s left arm, throws his feet to scissor her right arm and into a crucifix pin take down… Linda crashes down with her arms locked…

… … …1

… … …2

… … KICK OUT!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Osland has moved across to the face down Linda with the last of his energy… locks arms, throws his body up and over and… and The Sacrifice!!! ( Cattle Mutilation) and it’s locked in well!

Andrew Fulton : Even if Linda had the spirit to hang in there, surely that damaged shoulder will tell her that now’s the time to call it a day.

Jeremy Tucker : Finally, Linda taps, and we have ourselves a winner.

Frank Salazar : Your winner by Submission and progressing to the SWAT World Title Tourney final..... 'The Unbelievable .... OXFORD OSLAND!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Well, the jury may be out on the controversial nature of Intergender match ups in our industry, but that was a contest that any wrestling fan would struggle to criticize. When you see two people wanting the win that much, it can only inspire people and show how coveted and important the SWAT world title is to the roster of this Fed.

Andrew Fulton : Yeah…. Sounds sappy to me. Well done Osland, get Linda a paramedic and let’s get the show on the road.

Jeremy Tucker : I wasn’t being sappy…

Andrew Fulton : Balls out Jerry, I don’t care… so, crack a beer, scratch your nuts, and get ready for the next match up fellas.

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 21, 2022 21:24:28 GMT -5 BlazeFNfreya, Jesse Jamester, and 3 more like this

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”The Offspring – Come Out and Play” hits the arena PA system and the screens light up with a technicolour vibrant montage video playing on the screens of him weight training and hitting his favourite moves on people, flashing up to the beat of the music.

Eddie walks slowly to the ring. He high fives the occasional outstretched hand, puts on a false smile as though he enjoys the applause, but he’s really 100% focused on his opponent and can’t truly enjoy their cheers. Eddie walks up the ring steps, takes a moment to scan the crowd and holds open his arms in honest gratitude of their cheers. The crowd pop. Eddie nods his respect and appreciation. Then he steps through the ropes, all business again, but with a false smile and wink for the referee.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is a semi final match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship Tournament. Introducing first, hailing from Vernon, California, USA. Coming in at 6’ and 303 pounds .... THE GOOD GUY .... EDDIE D!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie looks jacked and ready for this one Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : He’s got a look in his eyes that speaks volumes. Pure focus and determination.

Jeremy Tucker : Game face_ON!

Frank Salazar : And his opponent, hailing from Amsterdam, Netherlands. Coming in at 5’10 & 195 lbs …. RICHARD DRAKE!!!!!

[Purple Rain hits and Richard Drake makes his way down to the ring. He looks at Eddie D who is drilling a hole through him with his eyes trying to intimidate him but Drake is not fazed one bit and grins at Eddie, rubbing his hands together in anticipation as he enters the ring.]

Andrew Fulton : I like this guy Jerry. He has made a huge impact since coming to the Promise Land.

Jeremy Tucker : He looks just as determined as Eddie, referee Vick Mackey is doing the pre match inspections and neither of them have taken an eye off each other. Mackey calls for the bell and we are under way. The winner of this going on to meet ‘The Unbelievable’ Oxford Osland.

Andrew Fulton : He looked great in both his wins, Frostbite and Linda on the same night. Tonight is his night Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : I think either one of these gentlemen will have something to say about that. Drake charges at Eddie trying to use his speed and bounces right off the big man. Eddie is like a brick wall!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie is a tank! Drake is no stranger though to taking on bigger men and he prevailed against Ruin to get here proving he has what it takes.

Jeremy Tucker : Then took out your girl Blaze.

Andrew Fulton : It just wasn’t her night is all. She will bounce back. Always does.

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie uses his hands to tell Drake to ‘bring it’ and Drake charges him again and this time slides under his legs jumps up and bounces off the ropes and goes for a big flying body press … but Eddie catches him like he was nothing and holds him in place before dropping him and splatting him with the World's Strongest Slam.

Andrew Fulton : Holy Shit! This could be over right now!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie hooks a leg ….

One …….

Two ……..

Thr …. Drake rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : Wowee! Was that three?

Jeremy Tucker : No. Only two. Eddie looks at Mackey questioning and Mackey tells him it was only two. Eddie looks down at Drake and raises an eyebrow, showing a morsel of respect for the kick out. Eddie powers Drake to his feet, manhandling him and whips him to the ropes and as he bounces off Eddie goes for a huge clothesline but Drake drops under it … DROP KICK! Almost takes Eddie off his feet but he doesn't go down. Another drop kick and Eddie is wobbling … still he doesn't go down though. Drake goes for a third drop kick but Eddie catches him by the foot. He saw that one coming. Enziguri!!!

Andrew Fulton : The back of Eddie's head just cracked like a nut from that kick! He could have a concussion.

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie is shaken from it. He gets slowly to his feet …. hurricanrana!

Andrew Fulton : Drake is feeling it, goes for a big elbow drop … and nails it!

Jeremy Tucker : Drake quickly jumps on Eddie with a cover and yells at Mackey to count ….

One ……..

Two ……..

Eddie powers out sending Drake half way across the ring..

Andrew Fulton : Eddie looks a bit flustered after that onslaught and holds the back of his head fron the earlier Enziguri then starts to stalk Drake. Drake jumps up and locks on a head lock.

Jeremy Tucker : Tight head lock from Drake. Eddie lifts him off his feet but Drake sinches it in tighter and Eddie drops him back to a vertical base. Eddie goes to throw him off him into the ropes but Drake holds on still to the head lock and puts the brakes on.

Andrew Fulton : Eddie lifts him back up high into the air and Drake swings around and plants Eddie head first into the mat with a big DDT!

Jeremy Tucker : Richard Drake has come to play tonight! He means business and looks a million dollars! He hooks the leg and again screams at Mackey to count.

One ……..

Two ……..

Th …. Eddie kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : Not as much force in that kick out thought eh Jerry.?

Jeremy Tucker : Well, no. He did just have his head implanted on the mat. The fans start chanting for Eddie trying to motivate him and Richard Drake doesn’t like it and tells them to shut it.

Andrew Fulton : Drake turns around and walks right into a Size 19 big boot of Eddie D! Don’t ever listen to them fans Drake!

Jeremy Tucker : Take your eye off the prize for one second against the likes of Eddie and he will end you. Drake has put up a great fight though.

Andrew Fulton : It’s not over yet Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : It may as well be! Monster spine buster by Eddie and he just pancaked Richard Drake. Cover by Eddie ….

One ……..

Two ……..

THR … Drake rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : What a kick out! I told you it wasn’t over Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : I thought he had him there. Both men back to their feet and Drake goes to the eyes of Eddie, gouging them and blinding the big man.

Andrew Fulton : Get him Drake! Now is the time!

Jeremy Tucker : Swinging neckbreaker by Drake!

Andrew Fulton : Dragon leg whip!

Jeremy Tucker : Drake mounts the top rope …. REV IT UP!!! (split legged moonsault)

Andrew Fulton : It’s over! Cover him!

Jeremy Tucker : He is …. Mackey drops for the count as Drake hooks the leg.

One …….

Two ……..

THRE … Eddie gets a foot on the rope.

Andrew Fulton : NO! That was three ref!

Jeremy Tucker : Mackey saying it was only two and Eddie got his foot on the rope just in time.

Andrew Fulton : Bah! Come on!

Jeremy Tucker : Drake signals he is going for the Coup De Grâce (Buff Blockbuster) …. He mounts the turnbuckle and measures Eddie who is slowly making his way to his feet …. Drake flies but Eddie steps aside and Drake lands badly missing him.

Andrew Fulton : Damnit!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie grabs a groggy Drake, that landing may have injured him and Eddie shows no remorse and drills him with a devastating Full Nelson Bomb!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie is an animal!

Jeremy Tucker : He thrives on combat! He has a second wind here and smells blood and “The Migraine” (Brain buster) … that's gotta be it! Cover by Eddie ….

One ……..

Two ……..

THRE … NO! Drake rolled the shoulder last mili second.

Andrew Fulton : Wow!

Jeremy Tucker : Drake is up but he looks out on his feet, his knee’s are jelly but he wont stop … he runs at Eddie …. WORLD'S END!!!! (blackhole slam) Oh My! Cover by Eddie ….

One ……..

Two ………

THREE!!!!!!

[Referee Vick Mackey signals for the bell and it rings and Offspring’s Come out and Play blares through the arena.]

Frank Salazar : Winner of the match …. The Good Guy …. EDDIE D!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Great match! Two men giving it all for a shot at the World Belt! Tonight was Eddie's night but Richard Drake can hold his head high after that effort.

Andrew Fulton : So it’s Eddie Vs Ox? Wow! What a main event!

Jeremy Tucker : The cream always rises to the top and these two are the very best of the best. That match up will be up soon but first, we have the Amazons belt on the line and then the KGB Explode as Donzig and The Founder go at it!

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 22, 2022 20:46:41 GMT -5 BRAVE1, theshootfighter1963, and 4 more like this

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 22, 2022 20:46:41 GMT -5

The Rise and Fall of the KGB

Narrator voice over : They have been the power force for the past twenty years. Other stables have come and gone. Mighty stables.

Legion X!

A pic of Dracon Xanathos, Sly Fondell, Big Stan Wilson, Big Bad Bill and ‘The Punisher’ Dan Stein

The Society of the New Breed!

A pic of Hadrkore Jonnie Valentine, Kilroy Evans, Chupacabra, The Hellhounds and Cobryn,

Another pic of Valentine, Syberus, Rally Jackson and Tuxedo Mask.

The Syndicate!

A pic of Eric Dane, Scott Steel and Jesse Jamestar.

But only one has endured. Has been the constant in SWAT and all of Wrestling.

The Kross Global Bandits!

It all started way back over twenty years ago in the UWA.

There were three.

Three Founders.

Mad Dog Paul Soutter!

James Fierce!

Robert Huglestein III

All would become World Champions!

All Bonafide Hall of Famers!

The Bandits were relentless! They were on a mission and nothing would stand in their way. Management had other ideas though. They dangled gold under the nose of Hunglestein but on the condition he jump ship. They didn’t like the power of the Bandits. There began a blood feud for the ages when he did just that and jumped ship.

Then it was just Fierce and Suit, so they recruited. Adding Bryant Tanner, (of the Tanner Packer Memorial fame) Adam Seven and The Enigma Adam Haven. Three more World Champions in the making.

A pic of Suit, Fierce, Bryant, A7 and Haven.

This formation had so much potential, but as we will see as we go, it was the beginning of a pattern. A pattern based on the ego and age old practice of evil turning in on itself.

So after an epic encounter between the heated rivals of Soutter and Hunglestein, where Hunglestein prevailed. Suit lost it, and on the spot fired his new members Haven and A7. It was a rash move and one clearly not thought through.

As this was going on the UWA was winding down, and soon the doors closed. So Fierce and Soutter headed off to Reginald P Packers UCW (of the Packer Tanner memorial fame). Where they promptly captured the Tag Belts and also the Bandits made their way to Hardkore World.

From there there were a few incarnations before we got to SWAT. IWA. Ring Syndicate.

But throughout the evolution to become SWAT, there was one constant. The Bandits!

Fast forward to SWATTIVESARY 2006! SWAT was under siege from Legion X. The Bandits put aside all hostility and teamed up With Adrian Tanner, CK Panik and Genity Howard and with the secret weapon inside Legion X, Dan Stein, they prevailed and saved the day and the fed from the evil clutches of the Legion.

Many would say the KGB were the evil all along, and you would be hard pressed to dispute it. Fast Forward to the reformation of SWAT in 2016 and the KGB were among the first to jump right back in.

We had The Big Bad Bustling Bandit! Mad Dog Soutter!

His old friend Bruno! The Compton Colossal!

The one and only, Christian Sebastian Kennedy!

They then tracked down the co founder Fierce and the band was back in full force.

A pic of Soutter, CSK, Bruno and Fierce

Then we met Joe Pesci!

The Pesci era in SWAT was something. He and Suit ran roughshod over the entire fed. He ended up buying the fed and then brought in his nephew ‘Hall of Famer’ Joey Morelli! His tag team partner ‘Timeless’ Alex Turner! The Bandits were as strong a force as ever!

A pic of Suit, Pesci, Morelli Timeless and Bruno.

Fast forward to New Years Nightmare 2020!

The Bandits have added Hall of Famer ‘The Don’ Joanne Canelli! A KGB Mainstay in every sense of the word!.

And also on the team, Team Fairtex. Tong and Phantam Fairtex!

A pic at New Years Nightmare of Suit, Frostbite, Canelli, Timeless, Pesci, Bruno and Team Fairtex in the ring.

That night Frostbite swerved the world and joined the Bandits, aligning with his arch enemy Soutter.

Some would say that was the beginning of the end. After Frostbite was added, Eddie D was also added along with Armand Von Krauss. The Bandits were expanding, but not for long, led by Frostbite and AVK. The Bandits did the unthinkable and turned on their own leader and founder Soutter and turfed him out of his own stable. Team Fairtex got the boot along with him for good measure and the inmates were certainly running the asylum.

Eddie D then mended the wounds and brought the Mad Dog back into the fold and all was well in Bandit land. Eddie won the World Title. Donzig was added also and the KGB were the Trios Champions of the World. Unstoppable.

Jealousy though, was on the cards. The rest of the Bandits wanted that gold Eddie had won.

They promptly turned on him and in a sadistic act booted the World champion from the group!

A pic in the ring of Soutter, Frostbite, Bruno, Canelli, Armand, Donzig and Sinclair Godfrey all standing over the fallen Champion Eddie D.

Armand then got all political and jumped from SWAT and the Bandits.

The writing was on the wall.

Frostbite finally captured the World Belt from Eddie and then promptly trashed it and told SWAT and the KGB to go to hell.

This left just Paul, Canelli, Donzig and his minions.

Until Donzig and Paul then started going at each other. That was the final straw.

Now the Bandits are no more and now Donzig and the Mad Dog collide in the ring tonight.

Pic of Soutter and Donzig together in happier times together. We then switch to see Suit standing in front of a KGB Banner.

Soutter : Boy. What a run.

They say all good things come to an end. Well, I am a realist. So be it.

Tonight will not only be the end for the Bandits though.

Tonight, I END YOU DONZIG!

You think I have gone soft? I am weak? You need to put me down?

Fool!

You try to convince yourself of that turkey. When the bell rings we will find out who has gone weak!

I am The Suit!

The Founder!

The Center of Attention!

The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!

Mad Dog Paul Soutter!

I got the skill to thrill!

The name to entertain!

I’m loud and proud and well endowed!

I’m about to do battle with one of the most dangerous men to ever set foot in the ring, and I like it like that!

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 24, 2022 4:16:07 GMT -5

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 24, 2022 4:16:07 GMT -5

(The show returns from spots for SWAT Magazines story about Blaze Freya along with spots for the ANZAC up an No Man's Land. The scene fades to ringside where ringsiders are holidng signs saying "Bloodsuker on!", "Baroness Snoopy!", "Olympia stakes claim to Cannelli's coffin!" "Blooy Red Baroness!" before fading to the broadcast table where Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton are joined by Olympia as the "Olympic March"fades and Olympia sits down and puts on her headset. She is wearing her Olympic colors proudly and she has the old SWAT Pan Amazons Women's championship belt which she places on the table in front of her.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Welcome back and Olympia has joined us for this match involving two now former KGB members."

Andrew Fulton: "Imagine Donzig should have towed the line and The KGB would still be giving the orders."

Olympia: "Imagine the sharks eating their own thanks to Donzig's little stunt that destroyed The KGB temporarily."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh they'll be back and when they do come back. You'll be sorry you moked their decline."

Olympia: "Yeah and so will the rest of the locker room I suppose."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh they so will when I tell The KGB."

Jeremy Tucker: "Well the top two females in SWAT's Amazon Women's division behind this power struggle are set to square off for the SWAT Amazons Women's championship."

Andrew Fulton: "Speaking of pieces of old tin you have that rusty pie e of trash....."

(Olympia grabs him by the ollar.)

Olympia: "THAT RUSTY PIECE OF TIN AS YOU CALL IT WAS THE.....SWAT.... .PAN.....AMAZONS ......WOMEN'S.....CHAMPIONSHIP! I WAS PROUD TO HAVE HELD IT SINCE WINNING IT IN A BLOODY BATTLE ROYAL WHEN I GRABBED THE BRIEFCASE HOLCING IT!"

Jeremy Tucker: "I apologize for my broadcast colleague disrespecting SWAT's championship history."

Olympia: "Don't apologize for him since I want to hear it from him personally."

Andrew Fulton: "Sorry I insulted your championship."

Olympia: "I'll accept the apology for now."

Jeremy Tucker: "Getting to this match you seem to have an interest in the outcome."

Olympia: "Yeah it seems my name has been coming out of everyone's mouths lately. First it's Joanne's step brother or whoever he is and then it's Joanne Cannelli calling me out without a contract to make it official so I can beat her down. Then it's Necra wanting to pick a fight with me for some strange reason. Then Blaze Freya invokes my name for some unknown reason."

Andrew Fulton: "Then tell us why Necra has this strange obsession with you."

Olympia: "How should I know but I'm promising you that if she keeps this up and continues to accuse me of trouble. I'll stuff her obsession up her ass and then kick her ass off the nearest sacrificial altar in front of that stupid idol she worships."

Jeremy Tucker: "Well you'll have a personal up close and personal look at the Don Joanne Cannelli. She and 'Baroness' Sinlcair Gofrey have been channeling their allout disdain for each other. Now it's going to blowup in their faces and something's got to give."

Olympia: "Now you wondered why I never joined any group or anyone or team. At least Dragonatrix was right about that since she was part of Yuku Shiro's group and that didn't last more than four months. When it comes to Sinlcair she's been probably wanting a title match since she and Donzig came to SWAT. Well you know what they say about getting your wishes granted and getting what you wished for."

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne's going to take care of business and after she beats Sinlcair. She's going to slap you silly and show why she's the most dominant Amazon in SWAT."

Olympia: "I sure hope she tries and when all is said and done she's not going to be so dominant when I get through with her. Let's see if she has the actual guts to sign a contrat."

Jeremy Tucker: "Right now let's go to the ring for the introductions."

Frank Salazar: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing from parts unknown. She comes in at 5'9" an weighs in at 140lbs. She is 'The Ninth Baroness'. Please welcome Sinclair Godfrey."

("See you soon" by Chelsea Grin plays and the lights go down and come up red as Sinclair walks down the ramp, pausing to lift her coat before she looks out over the row with a faint smile. Then she walks down to the ring, climbing the stairs before wiping her feet before wiping her feet on the apron. She steps under the ropes, lifting the coat before she shrugs it off to toss it to the ref. Pausing in the center of the ring to lift her arms.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair's smiling for now but what's going to happen when her opponent steps into the ring."

Olympia: "Too bad it's not me since I would love to smack both of them silly or at least the winner of this match."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh yeah Sinclair's been warning everyone from the board of directors to you, Commanrix, Terminatrix and Isabel Rios."

Olympia: "What do you mean and what are you talking about."

Andrew Fulton: "Sinlair ran them out of both SWAT and NPW."

Olympia: "Really Isabel Rios has taken a break from competition while The Dark Novas, Commanrix and Terminatrix retire to work behind the scenes at Gus Arnold's behest. So how is that running The Dark Novas and Isabel Rios out of wrestling."

[The house lights go down, as a spotlight goes over the crowd. As the spotlight comes to a stop at the back of the entrance way, as Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play. A picture of the Italian Flag appears on the screen with the letters F.B.I over the flag, with the words "FULL BLOODED ITALIAN" is written underneath. It soon changes to scenes of mob hits, newspaper clippings from just recent to the late 1900's, but soon changes once again, to shots of the Mafioso, sitting in a large office, and in limos, and in arena's from times since past. The spotlight focuses on four figures figures standing at the back of the ramp. This is Joanne and her bodyguards. They make their way down the ramp with Joanne in the middle with Reno and Rude on either side, and Scarpaci following behind, , talking among themselves ignoring the crowd around them. When they reach the ring, Reno holds open the ropes for her, as she slips inside, only to follow behind and stand in the middle of the ring, around her. She removes her jacket, and hands it to one of the guys, before they head out of the ring.][/div]

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall. Introducing first. Hailing from The Jersey Shore, New Jersey. Coming in at 5’11 & 135lbs … she is the reigning Amazons Champion! The Don! JOANNE CANELLI!!!!

Jeremy Tucker: "The bell rings and this math is underway."

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne just moitoned to her bodyguards and tells them something and they are heading your way Olympia."

Olympia: "I wonder what those muscle headed gorillas want with me other than collecting a phony debt."

Andrew Fulton: "I have paid all of my loans off"

Jeremy Tucker: "Looks like her goons muttering something to you and handing you an envelope he just took out of his jacket."

Olympia: "If that's a warning you plan on carrying out on me. I'll kick your head off and put you guys in the hospital."

Andrew Fulton: "Here comes Joanne and the referee's just ordered her bodyguards from ringside and Joanne back into the ring or she'll be disqualified."

Olympia: "She still keeps her championship if that happens."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne's glaring at you for some reason..."

Olympia: "I wonder why."

Jeremy Tucker: "She turns and Sinclair flies and they just crash into the broadcast table. Sinclair just picked up your former SWAT Pan Amazons Women's championship and smashes it over Joanne's head before throwing it right back at you."

Olympia: Somewhere down the line she better watch her big overstuffed ass or she's going to find herself jewish legend right back into that garbage disposal called the Void where she came from. Joanne just picked up the ring steps and smashes them into Sinclair's face....HEY THOSE ARE MY GOLD MEDALS YOU BLOODSUCKING BITCH!"

Andrew Fulton: "Oh there's going to be big trouble in SWAT Amazons Land."

(Olympia starts to get up when Joanne makes an insulting gesture.)

Andrew Fulton: "Don't do anything stupid or 'The Don's' going to beat you down after this match is over."

Olympia: "When I'm down with both starting with Count Bloodsucker. They'll wish they never even touched my SWAT Pan Amazons Women's championship or my Olympic Gold Medals."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne just ignored you and is using your gold medals to choke Sinclair . Now she uses them to whip her in the back..."

(Olympia shoots up from her seat as Joanne makes another insulting gesture at her.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Don't do it or Blaze will suspend you big time."

Olympia: "Telling by her snide remarks she already disrespects me big time."

Andrew Fulton: "My girl tells the truth....."

Olympia: "Because you like to pine for her ass."

Andrew Fulton: "Like I said she speaks the truth. Joanne just tosse your gold medals onto the floor and is stomping on them before throwing them at you....."

(Olympia bolts up as Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton restrain her.)

Andrew Fulton: "Don't do it Olympia. Meanwhile Joanne just tossed Sinclair back into the ring and she starts removing the turnbuckle in one of the corners. She smashes Sinclair's head into the exposed turnbuckle repeatedly and screams like a wild banshee."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne whips Sinclair into the ropes and clotheslines before delivering mounted punches. Joanne's not letting anything hold her back with so much on the line. She's looking right at you with those blood red scary eyes."

Olympia: "Yeah and when we meet I'm going to let loose and not stop an I'm going to kick that mob bitches ass. She whips Sinclair into the corner but Sinclair delivers a running knee out of the corner. She lets loose with a series of punches of her own."

Andrew Fulton: "Watch it or Joanne's going to kill you."

Olympia: "Let her try and I'll kick her phony fangs right out of her mouth."

Andrew Fulton: "I'm going to tell her."

Olympia: "Don't worry I'll tell her personally."

Andrew Fulton: "You'll regret it too. Sinclair continues to pummel 'The Don' who counters with three hard punches of her own. She follows up with a series of chops to the throat. Joanne heabutts Sinclair and is yelling at you to open up the envelope an read it's contents."

Olympia: "Let's see if Ridine comes flying out to poison me and she and get out of defening her championship against me."

(Olympia opens the envelope carefully and slowly pulls out the paper.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair just delivers a series of vicious knees and follows up with some vicious kicks to Joanne's head, body and legs. She gutwrench powerslams Joanne and goes for the cover for a two count."

Andrew Fulton: "Sinclair whips Joanne into the corner and charges in with a spear. She opens up a can of whoop ass before roaring and boot washes Joanne's face.

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair whips Joanne who reverses it sending Sinclair into the corner. She charges in and stinger splashes her. Joanne delivers a series of headbutts busting open Sinclair's nose. She grips Sinclair's hair and Sinclair does the same in turn."

Ancrew Fulton: "Cat fight! Cat fight! These two continue to pull each other's hair. Joanne delivers a series of vicious kicks and knees and Sinclair counters with a series of kicks and knees of her own. Yeah it's become an official catfight between these two."

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair goes behind a German suplex Joanne and does it a second and a third time. Sinclair is looking at you and screams a challenge to you. I guess it's obvious that she wants you too."

Olympia: "So let me guess this straight Sinclair somehow has a contract in her coat or is she hiding it in her tights."

(Sinclair holds the ropes open, motioning her to get into the ring.)

Olympia: "Shut up Sinclair and stick to your match on your poorly executed suplex's."

Andrew Fulton: "You better watch yourself or you may be trapped in the Void."

Olympia: "She pushes her luck an down the line I'll send her back into it."

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne no sells that triple German. She ducks a clothesline and executes a triple German suplex's of her own screaming and pointing at you Olympia before making the cover.....One.....Two.....No! Sinclair kicks out."

Olympia: "Joanne is going to get suplexed on her head when I deliver my German's."

Andrew Fulton: "She'll no sell yours too."

Olympia: "We'll see who no sells who's suplexes."

Andrew Fulton: "You never earned your way into SWAT Amazons."

Olympia: My father was a champion and he was a professional wrestling champion in singles, tag and six-man matches an Dragonatrix trained me and I trained hard an I earned my way up the ranks of SWAT Amazons. What did you do to earn your position?"

Andrew Fulton: "I earned my way."

Jeremy Tucker: "Back to the match. Joanne cinches in a chokehold and she's showing how relentless she can be. The referee warns her but she ignores the warnings and continues until the count is reached. She whips Sinclair into the ropes and Sinclair counters with a kick to Joanne's face followed by a spinning kick."

Olympia: "Sinclair actually shows some actual wrestling ability as does Joanne but I'm still better than Cannelli. She whips Sinclair into the corner and shoulder blocks her. Looks like Joanne is showing how she stole the championship. She whips Sinclair into the ropes but Sinclair shoulder blocks her off the ropes and bounces into them executing a superkick while 'The Don' is seated. The braindead Baroness doesn't seem interested in making the cover yet."

Andrew Fulton: "You'll regret saying that."

Olympia: "The only regret I have saying it was not mentioning that 'The Don's' also brain dead when she mentions that she's the one who was chasing out Amazons. Well 'The Golden Spartan' is still in SWAT and I'm going to prove why this 'Golen Spartan' is tougher than she is and I'm here for the long term."

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair sets Joanne up and air raid crashes Joanne and hooks the leg.....One....Two.....Thr....No! Joanne gets her shoulder up. Sinlair's motioning that was a pinfall but the referee isn't listening."

Olympia: "Yeah everyone's complaining about the referee's count and yes that includes me on occasions. At least I suck it up and dust myself off and work harder."

Andrew Fulton: "Sinclair just bounced into the ropes and delivers a seated meteora. She sits on Joanne's arms for the pinfall....One....Two....Thre...No! Joanne barely gets an arm up. Oh please put this on video and make me a copy."

Olympia: "You do an I'll make sure I stuff it down your throat just like I'll stuff this contrat down Joanne's throat. Meanwhile in the ring Sinclair cinches in a dragon sleeper in the middle of the ring."

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair tightens her grip on that submission hold as Joanne struggles but she manages to get a foot on the ropes. Sinlair mouths something at you Olympia."

Olympia: "Hey Red Baroness why don't you go back to delivering pizza to both the Peanuts Gang and Joanne's Mafioso."

Andrew Fulton: "Sinclair just left the ring and she isn't smiling and she's looking to confront you. She's now glaring angrily at you and here comes Joanne who spins her around and she full powerslams her onto the table not realizing Olympia's on the bottom of all this wreckage. Oh there's going to be real trouble in L.A."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne just stomps a mudhole into Sinclair who is still on top of Olympia. I don't think she even realizes or even cares since this match has gotten out of hand since the opening bell up to now."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh you think that this match has gotten out of hand. How could you have guessed by the sudden wreckage which SWAT's going to be paying for. Joanne throws Sinclair back into the ring and finds a hair. She tosses it into the ring and sets Sinclair up and she under hook knees to the gut before delivering a pedigree."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne's pointing at you and meaning that you sign the contract."

Olympia: "Yeah that's a first for a champion."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh you don't want to face Joanne Cannelli and you plan on refusing to sign the contract."

Olympia: "Since she destroyed the table I'll sign the contract on her back and then stuff it right down her throat."

Jeremy Tucker: " Joanne powerbombs Sinclair and makes the pin for a close two count. Joanne's screaming and pounding the canvas that she had the pinfall and shoves the referee aside and picks up Sinclair. She whips Sinclair into the corner and avalanches The Ninth Baroness."

Olympia: "Don Bloodsucker should just hiss like a vampire and just make a meal out of her."

Jeremy Tucker: "I don't think she would appreciate what you just said."

Olympia: "Then she can just step into the ring and I can treat her to a stake in the heart like a Von Helsing or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Maybe she'll become human again if she ever was human in the first place."

Andrew Fulton: "She just threatened you Olympia and that means you're going to regret it."

Olympia: "So we can talk in the ring and see who can back up the smack."

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne will and you'll see. Speaking of backing up her smack Joanne delivers a series of vicious stiff heabutts followed by a series of vicious knife edges to Sinclair's throat. She throws her out of the corner by the hair and smashes her head into the canvas. Once again Joanne's daring you to step into the ring and get some."

Olympia: "THEN COME ON AND BEND OVER SO I AN USE YOUR BACK AS A SIGNING TABLE TO SIGN THE CONTRACT YOU GODFATHER BITCH WANNABE....Sinclair sneaks up and rolls up the goofy godmother for a lose three count. Joanne just low blows Sinclair and then follows up with an atomic drop before rolling her up for another close three ount."

Jeremy Tucker: "Sinclair pounces on Joanne's back and she cinches in an STF. She keeps the hold tight as Joanne is in pain as she attempts to get to the ropes. Joanne extends an arm and desperately grabs the ropes but Sinclair ignores the warnings until the final count and then releases the hold."

Olympia: "Typical of these two especially Joanne, but I'll be glad to do the same to Joanne if she tries the same thing when I apply a real STF on her."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah keep talking real big and Joanne's going to do the same only worse."

Olympia: "Like I said I'm 'The Golden Spartan' and I can put a submission hold onto anyone including Joanne. At least for the moment she's showing that she wants to win badly. In fact, here's what we should do if she has the guts to do it. Let's have separate warm up matches and have an all out street brawl or whatever rules she wants. Then we can settle this once and for all since she complains about this and that. We will settle this feud between us once and for all and it's going to end with me beating her."

Andrew Fulton: "Then prepare for the funeral. Sinclair stomps on Joanne's back, she is bouncing her like a soccer ball yelling at her as if she's yelling at you. She cinches in a Withe's Hammer in the middle of the ring and Joanne is struggling to crawl to the ropes as the dimwitted Zebra asks Joanne if she wants to tap out as if she plans to do that."

Olympia: "Yeah Joanne grabs the ropes anyway. Sinclair pushes the limits of the referee's patience by waiting to the final count like her mentor Donzig. She picks up Joanne and whips her into the ropes but Joanne ducks a clothesline. Joanne comes off the ropes and sling blades Sinclair and they are both down."

Jeremy Tucker: "They begin to stir and the referee continues to count them both down. They grab the ropes and begin to get back to their feet as the referee continues to count. Joanne's eyes are glowing red and she seems to be growing fangs."

Olympia: "Yeah she just stuck some red tinge eye contacts and plastic fangs in her big mob apo mouth and then she'll go all Draculina and Morbius on Sinclair Godfrey!"

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne just delivered some vicious kicks to Sinclair's head and she signals that she's ready to load up her gun and aims and shoots hitting The Bull's Eye."

Olympia: "Oh I'm so impressed by her ability to do a hand gun motion. Luky for her I'm not into that crap and I don't mess around either."

Jeremy Tucker: "She's not covering Sinclair yet. Obviously she's sending an even more ominous message to you since she keeps calling you out all during this match. Joanne sets up Sinclair again and again delivers an even more vicious The Bull's Eye before making the over ....One...Two...Three!!!"

Olympia: "I'm glad it's over so we can have our little talk."

Frank Salazar: "Your winner at 30mins. and still SWAT Amazons Women's Champion.....'The NEW Jersey Devil 'The Don' Joanne Canelli."

Andrew Fulton: "Joanne's heading this way and that means really bad news for you Olympia."

Olympia: "Bad news for me. She better just go back to the locker room or I'll show her how much bad news I can be."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne just jewish legend the table away and knocked Olympia over...don't do it Olympia."

Olympia: "The match is over and there's nothing to stop us...."

Andrew Fulton: "Olympia got up and she surprises Joanne with a Superman Punch. She just took the contract and places Joanne over the ringsteps and she signs the contract on her back. Now Olympia does what she promised and stuck that contract down her throat."

Jeremy Tucker: "Joanne just tackled Olympia and they start brawling. These two wanted at each other and now they finally get their hands on each other. They have each other's hair and they are hokey brawling with their fists. They are pouncing on each other."

Andrew Fulton: "Here comes Olympia's mentor Dragonatrix and she pulls Olympia off Joanne....Uh oh...Here comes Joanne's bodyguards trying to restrain Joanne"

Jeremy Tucker: "Olympia just grabbed a chair and throws it at Joanne as both roar and threaten each other. She picks up another one and bangs the chair before throwing it at Joanne before getting into the ring. Olympia has a look of rage and defiance as she crosses her arms standing defiantly."

Andrew Fulton: "For now but let's see what happens when Joanne mauls Olympia just for even disrespecting 'The Don'. When it's all over Joanne's going to dominate Olympia and she will put a stranglehold onto the SWAT Amazons Women's championship."

Jeremy Tucker: "We'll see what happens but right now we have to go to a break but we'll be back with more great SWAT action after the messages."

(The camera still focuses on Olympia who's still in the ring as they fade to commercials.)

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 24, 2022 14:33:55 GMT -5 SWAT eFed likes this

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Post by frostbite52 on Jan 24, 2022 14:33:55 GMT -5

Once again we are back out in the parking lot and yes we are right by the RV where Cannon and crew are at, right outside once again as usually is Chuck as he continues to be on the lookout for anybody that might want to try and take out Cannon and company after all he has made quite a few friends of late, right. But any event we see Doomsday and Lucifer approach the RV as Chuck spots them.

Chuck.. They are looking for you Mister Boothe and Cannon. Something about they want your input on something.

Doomsday.. This should be good.

The two walk up and couple of steps and open the door to the RV as they head inside as Chuck closes the door behind him. Doomsday and Lucifer walk around the rather large RV until they finally reach the office as Cannon is sitting behind a desk as Mister Boothe is on the other side.

Cannon.. Gentlemen, glad you are back.

Doomsday.. Chuck said you wanted our input on something.

Cannon.. We are all family here.

Mister Boothe.. Myself and Cannon have been talking about this.

Lucifer.. That would be?

A small pause as everybody looks over toward the big screen TV as they are watching the show as they find out the two men that are in the finals of the tournament to crown a new SWAT World Champion as it will be decided between Eddie D and Osland Oxford. Cannon looks at the three men.

Cannon.. You know this company makes me want to puke. They are having a tournament and they already have a World Champion, and that would be yours truly. It simply amazes me you throw a piece of tin in a trash can and set it on fire and then people no longer want to say that you are the champ. Somebody in here help me understand the logic in that.

Everybody shrugs his shoulder.

Cannon.. That is what I thought. It does not matter between those two who wins it because they will be consider a farce. They will never be consider champ or should be until those two actually beat me. I have already beaten Eddie to win the title and Oxford there was getting his are handed to him in the first round by me until the ref made a bogus call and he paid for his sins. But if that is how these idiots want to play it then fine by me because I have a much bigger plan for this company.

Cannon gets up out of the chair.

Cannon.. I can not do this all by myself, this is where Doomsday, Lucifer, Mister Boothe, Chuck, our new member come into play.

Doomsday.. What do you need from us?

Cannon.. If burning This company to the ground does not seem to work then I guess the only thing left to do would be.

Mister Boothe.. That would be to owe the place.

Cannon.. Yes, Mister Boothe company is willing to buy this hellhole out, but this my friends is going to be a long term plan but the rewards are going to be great.

Doomsday.. How So?

Cannon.. This company will recognize me as the rightful champion which I am. They will come out and tell the world that this tournament was to simply determine my number one contender because if it does not do so then Mister Boothe and his company of lawyers and you know my lawyer will take this company for every single penny. And if that does not work then.

Mister Boothe.. Then we are going to buy this place for pennies on the dollar.

Lucifer.. How do you believe that plan would go down? Because we all know Paul still owes the company and he is not going to sell it to you.

Mister Boothe: Paul is a part owner he had other investors, we could buy there shares out and then convince Paul to sell to us or we will destroy what he and others built for years.

Cannon.. This place needs to some new management and why not us.

Mister Boothe.. And certainly there might be a few bumps in the road.

Doomsday.. I do not really see those investors selling to you after all what you just did.

Cannon.. And you are probably right but then again I have sources that tell me that some are looking to just get out because of how poorly it has been ran the last couple of years.

Mister Boothe.. He is correct, I have had my company reached out to a couple and they may very well sell there shares.

Everybody looks at each other.

Lucifer.. What do myself and Doomsday get out of this?

Cannon.. Simply put part ownership in this place. Do you really believe that I was going to not cut you in on a great deal. Mister Boothe and his company will owe part of it, I will owe part and the two of you. Split four ways.

Doomsday and Lucifer nods there heads.

Doomsday.. Sounds like a plan, but..

Mister Boothe.. I know there could be a hole in the plan.

Cannon.. I agree. Which at some point, I am going to challenge somebody whether it is Paul or maybe he has a champion for his cause to a match where if I win we get the company.

Lucifer.. Okay but you really believe the locker room would not screw you out of that chance.

Cannon.. I would believe that would but if I have the both of you and well Chuck and you know the other person and Mister Boothe and discussing business with somebody else as well.

Doomsday.. Who else are you talking to besides the one person we know that you are talking to.

Cannon.. Somebody that I can trust from the inside. Somebody that knows me quite well.

Lucifer.. Okay what about, this person that might want a cut of the action.

Cannon.. A good point, there is enough to go around and besides I do not know how much of an interest that would be for.

Suddenly Chuck enters the picture with somebody wearing a hooded figure right behind him.

Cannon.. I am glad that you could make it back. Just talk to the boys here they are on board with my idea. I will lay out the plan with you as well.

The hooded figure nods there head.

Mister Boothe.. Cool.

Cannon.. I guess we can all sit back and watch the so call finals of this farce tournament. I guess the winner will want to challenge the real champion to a match.

Mister Boothe.. And if they are worthy, then we will give them what they want.

Cannon.. If they are worthy?

Everybody laughs, as the scene fades out.

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 25, 2022 2:31:49 GMT -5

Jeremy Tucker: Our next match is two former best friends who have imploded into what has now become a volatile situation here in Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition!

Andrew Fulton: Volatile? Big word for such a small man--

Jeremy Tucker: Wait a minute..It can't be?!

Jeremy Tucker: It is!!!

Andrew Fulton: Who cares? Don't you ever cut me off!

•"Gift of Gab", by Mac Dre blares over the LA Memorial Stadium PA system speakers as out walks "The Gift of Gab" Joey Morelli wearing a Navy blue, Prada single breasted and mohair suit (retail $3550), no tie, custom made blue and red Nike Air Jordans (retail $299), Classic Ray-Ban sunglasses (Lenses: Green Classic G-15 + Frame: Black retail $299) and signature fohawk haircut. The fans are that of a mixed reaction. Some happy to see him back in a SWAT ring while others still bitter of a asshole he is. Joey flashes a smirk at the booing fans and sarcastically points at the ones making the mistake of cheering him. Joey walks down the ramp and goes straight to the SWAT announce table. He puts on a headset and begins to speak.•

"The Gift of Gab" Joey Morelli: Ladies and Gentlemen! Thank you for letting me ~~da-juice~~ come inside you and your families television set. I come bearing gifts!

•Joey reaches in his suit pocket and pulls out and bag of gummy dicks. He slams it down in front of Tucker and gives him a sly wink.•

Jeremy Tucker: Gee..thanks? You shouldn't have.

"Thinks Blaze is Hot" Joey Morelli: I just wanted to make sure you didn't think I forgot how much of a dick you are.

Andrew Fulton: Haha. Welcome back Joseph!

"Thinks Mongo Thinks He's God" Joey Morelli: Good to see you too Fultdaddy..please..call me Joey.

Andrew Fulton: Things haven't been the same without you. What have you been up to?

Jeremy Tucker: You look like you lost some weight there, Joey.

"Not A Butt Pirate Vastrix Fan" Joey Morelli: First of all..who the fuck said you can call me Joey?

Jeremy Tucker: I just figured-

"Now 150 Pounds Lighter" Joey Morelli: Well you figured wrong, Jerry Fucker. And I lost weight? I get it..making jokes I'm no longer with "Bad Girl" Heather Haze. Real fucking funny.

•Joey takes off his sunglasses and gives Tucker a glare.•

Jeremy Tucker: I was just trying to lighten the mood.

"Puts Mother Tuckers in Their Place" Joey Morelli: Lighten the mood? At my expense you little piece of shit? •Tucker tries to speak• Shut the fuck up! Joey Morelli and his porno star girlfriend broke up..big fuckin' deal! What the fuck was I thinking anyway? You can't turn a porno star into a house wife. How do I feel? Like I have 150 pounds removed from my back, that's how I fuckin' feel. How many World Titles did she win BEFORE she hooked up with "The Prince of Pro Wrestling"? How many has that ungrateful cunt face, weasel bitch won since?

Andrew Fulton: Zero!

"Prince of Pro Wrestling" Joey Morelli: CORRECT! Amen brother, leave a ten spot for the preacher, AF!

Andrew Fulton: Man, I've missed you!

"Speaks the Truth" Joey Morelli: The feeling is mutual. Just to bad like I had to with Heather..you have to carry Fucker over there through every broadcast.

Andrew Fulton: It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.

"Eddie Havok Used to Carry His Bags" Joey Morelli: I can totally relate. To answer your question..what have I been up to since leaving SWAT? I owned and ran two feds and have held the AUF World Title for over two years now.

Andrew Fulton: What brings you back to SWAT?

"Needle Mover" Joey Morelli: I wanted to come home, AF. This place NEEDS Joey Morelli. CWA NEEDS me too. You don't go into a gun fight with a knife. You don't go fishing without a rod and reel. Everybody wants to dance around shit around here..nobody wants to address the elephant in the room. Well not any more. XHF and Mongo...can eat a dick! Self righteous mother fucker. You and your fruity ass butt pirates can ALL choke on a cock sandwich! Fuck your feelings you band of bitches. Suit brought me back to let me say what I want and what nobody else will. I'm tired of always being the "bigger man". Especially when I have the biggest cock. Hey..Mongo..I was fucking a porno star for three years. Judge me all you want you two faced, political wind bag!

Andrew Fulton: So Suit hired you to whip this place back in shape?

"Bigger Cock Bigger Man" Joey Morelli: More or less. Listen we all know it's no secret I am a ratings machine. Like it or not this spot is going to get the highest ratings..this segment is going to move the needle. Ego? Nah..I'm just speaking the truth. I mean we let a no talent, never was and never will be, Eddie Havok from NPW talk shit about SWAT and nobody said a fucking word? Fuck that shit. Not on my watch.

Jeremy Tucker: So it's not just XHF you have a problem with, but NPW too?

"Biggest Swinging Dick in the Business" Joey Morelli: Holy shit. He speaks. Don't worry it's okay. After all it's your job no matter how shitty you are at it, right, Fucker?

Jeremy Tucker: -

•Joey cuts him off again.•

"Innovator of Interruption" Joey Morelli: Shut the fuck up! Nobody told you to speak. See that's just it. A failure to communicate around here. Nobody wanting to hurt feelings. Ladies and gentlemen..this is professional wrestling. There is your good guy or gal you're suppose to cheer like "Lucky" Linda and then there is the guy you're supposed to hate and boo..like me.

Jeremy Tucker: And you do your job very well.

"King of the Stick and Making Others Look Like Complete Shit" Joey Morelli: I'm gonna' let that pot shot go, Fucker. Because you're absolutely right. I am the best in the business at getting under people's skin. I am the "Brooklyn Bully". I say what I want and get paid to do it. The American Dream. All these Hollywood hipster wannabes here in Los Angeles wish they had my job instead of waiting tables hoping they get that call back from the audition they blew. Every single member of the roster in the back wishes they could handle the stick like me. Boring mother fuckers. Some of these cats are so boring, watching paint dry is more entertaining.

Andrew Fulton: Hold on a minute , Broseph. I just got some breaking news. Joey Morelli is being inducted into the SWAT Hall of Fame this year!

•Joey just grins.•

"SWAT Hall of Famer" Joey Morelli: That's the other reason I'm here.

Andrew Fulton: Congratulations!

"Doesn't Need a Ticker Tape Parade" Joey Morelli: Thanks, Bro. It's an honor..But it's bitter sweet. Radu is going to be inducted too..that worm eating stage 5 creepy mother fucker.

Jeremy Tucker: Johnny Valentine will be inducted as well.

"Radu Smells Like a Baby's Shit Filled Diaper" Joey Morelli: Who the fuck asked you to chime in? Who cares Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is being inducted? As far as I'm concerned he can share a uber with Radu getting to the show that night.

Andrew Fulton: Speaking of shows...more breaking news. SWAT is adding a second brand and Joey Morelli will be there in some capacity or another!

•Joey smirks again.•

"The Count of Monte Fisto" Joey Morelli: Yes I will..and here's a spoiler alert. The show is called Badlands.

•Jeremy says under his breathe.•

Jeremy Tucker: Oh great. What has the Suit done now?

"Hard of Hearing" Joey Morelli: What was that?

•Joey folds his arms, lowers his sunglasses a little then stares Tucker straight in the eyes.•

Jeremy Tucker: I said great. SWAT can use another show.

"Master of Disaster" Joey Morelli: Yeah, Jerry. That's what I thought you said. You know better than to nut up on me..you fuckin' pussy.

Andrew Fulton: Jerry is just lucky if he can nut at all..period.

"Speaker of the Truth" Joey Morelli: True story. The itsy bitsy spider went up the vagina spout.

Andrew Fulton: Haha.

"Shows up and Shows Out" Joey Morelli: Enough about me. Let's get this match started.

Jeremy Tucker: Finally. As I was saying before Joe..I mean Joseph came out..we have a barn burner on our hands as Suit takes on Donzig for bragging rights.

"At Large" Joey Morelli: We know who I'm rooting for. The dude who signs my pay check. Hey, Jerry..where's Tom?

Jeremy Tucker: It's Jeremy..

"Tom and Jerry Fan" Joey Morelli: Ron Jeremy? Can't be..he's in jail for raping women. Next you're going to tell me your name is Jered from Subway? He's in jail to because he liked to smash under aged girls.

Jeremy Tucker: At any rate..here comes Donzig!

"Commentary King" Joey Morelli: Donzing? What kind of name is that? Is that a cross between Ding Dongs and Zingers, because personally I like Ho Ho's.

"What..do you have stock in Hostess or something..of course you like Ho Ho's...you dated a porn star", Tucker thinks to himself.

Frank Salazar: Coming down the aisle standing 6'0 and weighing in at 215 pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania..DONNNNNNNZIG!

•The lights go down, and then come up an angry red. Flames explode from either side of the ramp, jets and bursts of flame erupting into the air. Donzig walks from the back, wearing his skull mask with his hood up. He pauses, glaring out across the crowd before he shakes his head as he walks down the ramp slowly. He circles around the ring, still watching the crowd before pausing to watch the announce team before he climbs the stairs. He stops at the ropes, reaching up to shove his hood back before stepping through the ropes. Then he takes off the mask, and shakes his head at the fans with a scowl before he leans back in his corner with his arms resting on the ropes waiting for the match to start.•

Jeremy Tucker: Donzig looks focused..

"Wears Expensive Suits" Joey Morelli: He better be. Suit is a bad mama jama!

[•The KGB Theme blares thru the arena and the Bandit Mobil makes its way down thru the ramp way. Soutter and Bruno standing in the back. It drives down to ringside and they make their way into the ring.•]

Frank Salazar : Introducing now, hailing from Melbourne, Australia. Coming in at 6’3 and 364 pounds .... representing the KGB .... The Founder ... MAD DOG PAUL SOUTTER!!!

Time Keeper: Ding Ding Ding!

Jeremy Tucker: The bell has sounded and here we go!

•Soutter and Donzig lock up. Bruno rolls under the bottom rope and smashes Donzig with a Double Axe Handle to the back of Donzig.•

Jeremy Tucker: What in the hell is Bruno doing in there!?

Andrew Fulton: It's perfectly legal. The rules of this match are there are no rules!

"Always Thinking" Joey Morelli: Bruno is just doing what he's paid to do. Protect the "Mad Dog!”

•Soutter runs from one rope to the other and delivers a Big Splash.•

Jeremy Tucker: Shades of the One Man Gang!

•Soutter goes for the cover but the ref is out of position trying to get Bruno out of the ring. The ref dives in position and counts. Donzig kicks out at two and a half.•

Andrew Fulton: Stupid referee. This match should have been over. Soutter had him pinned for at least a count of six.

"Presumed Innocent Until Proven Guilty" Joey Morelli: No rules mean no rules. Bruno didn't have to get out of the ring.

•Soutter glares at the referee. He lifts Donzig up and dumps him over the top rope and onto the concrete floor right at the feet of Bruno. Bruno lifts Donzig up by his throat and throws him through a table of refreshments. Haterade goes flying everywhere.•

Jeremy Tucker: Donzig went through our refreshment table!

•Bruno looks under the ring and pulls out a gas can full of gas. Bruno pours it all over the table and Donzig. Bruno reaches into his pocket and pulls out a zippo lighter. He flicks the lighter. Just as he is about to throw it on the table Donzig jumps up and Bulldogs Bruno onto the table. Bruno drops the lighter as he lands hard onto the busted up table. Donzig picks up the lighter while it's still lit and throws it onto the table catching it and Bruno on fire.•

Andrew Fulton: What? Bruno is on fire. Donzig can't do that!

Jeremy Tucker: What is good for the goose is good for the gander. There are no rules...remember?

•The ring crew race over to Bruno with fire extinguishers and put the fire out. The EMTs go check on Bruno who is holding his face in pain. The EMTs collect Bruno and bring him to the back.•

"Never Plays With Fire" Joey Morelli: I hope Soutter likes his chicken extra crispy!

•Donzig gets back in the ring and runs at Soutter with a shoulder block. Soutter doesn't budge. Soutter smiles at Donzig and pounds his chest like he's Tarzan.•

Paul Soutter: Is that all you got?

•Donzig runs at Soutter again but this time Soutter lowers his shoulder and takes Donzig off his feet. Donzig looks up at Soutter. Soutter mocks Donzig again.•

Paul Soutter: Nice try little man. You can't get me off my feet! Think I’m weak? I’ll destroy YOU!

Jeremy Tucker: Soutter did not budge an inch!

Andrew Fulton: Come on Jerry. No way Donzig is getting the 365 pound Mad Dog off his feet.

"Head of The Announcers Table" Joey Morelli: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

•Donzig gets to his feet. He runs at Soutter again but this time he drops to the ground and punches Soutter in the nuts.•

Andrew Fulton: Oh nuts!

"Enjoys Long Walks On The Beach" Joey Morelli: Soutter still didn't go down.

•Donzig gets back to his feet and DDTs Soutter who finally goes down.•

Jeremy Tucker: You were saying?

•Joey glares at Tucker.•

"Has A Big Unit" Joey Morelli: Don't get smart with me, Jerry Fucker. I'll reach right over and knock the taste out of your mouth.

•Donzig notices a fan calling him over. Donzig rolls under the bottom rope and goes over to where the fan is seated. The fan hands Donzig a squirt bottle labeled "Tiger Balm". Donzig grins and rolls back into the ring and walks over where Soutter is laying. He opens Soutter's trunks and squirts Tiger Balm into them. After about 5 seconds Soutter quickly jumps up with his balls on fire.•

Jeremy Tucker: Donzig just squirted that Tiger Balm substance into Soutter's trunks!

Andrew Fulton: Soutter's nuts are on fire!

"If You Build He Will da-juice" Joey Morelli: You said earlier this was going to be a barn burner not a ball burner!

•Soutter jumps out of the ring and jumps into a kiddy pool filled with ice and haterade he notices at ringside. Soutter takes his trunks off and has a look of relief on his face. Donzig climbs the top rope and Coffin Drops into the kiddy pool. He lands on Soutter who puts his trunks back on. The fans give a mixed reaction.•

Fans: Leave them off!!

Fans: Put them back on!

•Soutter jumps up out of the freezing cold pool.•

Jeremy Tucker: The bulge in front of Soutter's trunks is noticeably smaller!

"Put's Cats On Notice" Joey Morelli: Don't judge. That water is freezing cold. Shrinkage!

•Soutter grabs Donzig by his beard and begins dunking Donzig's face in and out of the kiddy pool.•

Andrew Fulton: What's Mad Dog doing?

Jeremy Tucker: He's trying to drown Donzig!

"Knows CPR" Joey Morelli: Can Donzig even swim? We may need to get a life guard out here!

•Soutter stops after he thinks Donzig is unconscious. He goes over to the ring curtain and grabs something from under the ring.•

Andrew Fulton: What's Mad Dog have now?

Jeremy Tucker: It's a blow dryer!

"Gets His Haircut At Supercuts" Joey Morelli: Funny time to be worried about his hair.

•Soutter walks over to an extension cord right by the kiddy pool. He plugs the blow dryer in then tosses it into the pool electrocuting Donzig. Donzig starts convulsing as smoke fills the air and the smell of burnt flesh lingers throughout the stadium. The ref runs out and unplugs the blow dryer. Soutter makes the cover on Donzig but the ref doesn't make the count.•

Andrew Fulton: Why the hell doesn't the referee make the count?

Jeremy Tucker: Because it's not a falls count anywhere match.

"Makes His Own Rules" Joey Morelli: Oh come on, Fucker. This match has no rules.

•Soutter pushes the referee who goes flying into the pool with Donzig. Soutter looks under the ring and pulls out another weapon. This time it's an old school lawn mower. Donzig finally slowly recovers. Soutter runs at him with the lawn mower but Donzig throws the referee in the way. The lawn mower runs over the referee's foot filling the pool with blood. Donzig jumps onto the protective railing and hits Soutter with a Stunner out of nowhere.•

"Master of the JoeKO" Joey Morelli: The Donzig Stunner!

Jeremy Tucker: Event Horizon!

Andrew Fulton: That's his finisher but he has to get Soutter back in the ring to win the match.

•Donzig lifts Soutter up and throws him head first into the steel steps leading to the ring. Donzig throws Soutter into the ring then runs and hits a moonsault from the middle rope.•

Jeremy Tucker: Ziggy Marsault!!

Andrew Fulton: Donzig hit one of his signature moves but the ref is still in that pool with that bloody mangled foot from getting caught in that lawn mower!

•Donzig makes the cover anyway. The fans count..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. Finally a new referee comes running from the back.•

Jeremy Tucker: Finally a new referee!

•Sliding into the ring is referee San "Zone" Michaels.•

"Knows How To Count To Ten" Joey Morelli: It's about time. Donzig had him pinned for at least a count of 10. Come on Soutter, kick out!

•San makes the count but Soutter kicks out at two and three-quarters.•

Andrew Fulton: Soutter kicked out!

"Announcer Extraordinaire" Joey Morelli: Oh man. That was close!

•A frustrated Donzing looks out at the fans and glares. Donzig goes back outside the ring for another weapon. He looks under the ring and grabs a boom stick.•

Jeremy Tucker: What the hell does Donzig have now?

"Big Game Hunter" Joey Morelli: That's a boom stick. They use those to catch alligators in Florida!

•Donzig points the boom stick at Soutter and pushes the button.•

KAAAAABOOOOM!

•A huge explosion shakes the stadium to its core. Soutter, Donzig and the referee San all go flying. Everybody's ears ring.•

Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Jeremy Tucker: Everybody is a bloody mess!!

•The Emts finally bring the first referee to the back. The new referee San is knocked out and not moving. Soutter somehow gets up with blood gushing out of his pores. He lifts Donzig up and blasts him with a Death Valley Driver. Soutter gets back up and Big Splashes Donzig over and over. After five he goes for the pin. The ref slowly recovers and makes the count.•

Andrew Fulton: This one is over!

Jeremy Tucker: 1..2...3!!

"Calls It Right Down The Middle" Joey Morelli: KICK OUT!!!

Andrew Fulton: Are you kidding me?

Jeremy Tucker: For the love of SWAT Donzig kicked out!

•Soutter snaps. He kicks the referee San in the gut and powerbombs him straight through the ring. San's legs are sticking straight up in the air with his head disappearing through the hole now made in the ring. Soutter reaches in the hole in the ring and grabs a can of pepper spray. Donzig starts to get up when Soutter sprays the pepper spray into the eyes of Donzig. Donzig instead opens his mouth and drinks the pepper spray in. Donzig then spits a green mist into the eyes of Soutter. Soutter goes down covering his eyes.•

Andrew Fulton: Donzig drank that pepper spray in like it was a cup of coffee!

"Has 20/20 Vision" Joey Morelli: I think he blinded Soutter!!

•Donzig reaches under the hole in the ring and grabs a grenade. The can reads "CS Gas".•

Jeremy Tucker: Oh no. Don't do it Donzig!

Andrew Fulton: If he pulls that pin he's taking everybody out!!

"Farts Smells Good" Joey Morelli: Including himself!!

•Donzig smirks then pulls the pin out of the grenade and drops the spoon filling the ring with smoke and CS Gas. As the smoke clears we see Soutter layed out and Donzig with a gas mask on. More smoke clears and another referee is in the ring wearing a gas mask. Donzig covers Soutter.•

Jeremy Tucker: The cover!

Andrew Fulton: We have a new ref in there and he is wearing a gas mask!

"The Miracle Maker" Joey Morelli: Donzig is wearing a gas mask too!

Jeremy Tucker: 1...2...3!!

Andrew Fulton: Donzig wins this battle!

"More Curious Than George" Joey Morelli: That referee must have put the mask over Donzig's face and his own. But who would do such a thing?

•The referee wearing the ref shirt looks over at Donzig and takes his mask off.•

Jeremy Tucker: That's no man! That's Donzig's valet Lady Sinclair Godfrey!

"SWAT Icon" Joey Morelli: That bitch!!

Jeremy Tucker: She just had a war with Canelli but does what is needed for Donzig no matter what..

"White King" Joey Morelli: Well whatever her name is she's still a cunt for costing Soutter the match.

Andrew Fulton: You can say that again.

"White King" Joey Morelli: Well what ever her name is she's still a cunt for costing Soutter the match.

•Tucker looks over at Joey and shakes his head.•

"Repeat Specialist" Joey Morelli: Why the fuck you looking at me like that? He told me to say it again.

Jeremy Tucker: Donzig picks up the win and we'll be right back after these messages while we clean the ring up.

"Promotional Consideration Paid For By" Joey Morelli: You'll be back, Fucker. I'm out of here. The pleasure was all yours..see ya' wouldn't wanna to be ya'. Later on, Jerry!

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 25, 2022 12:12:10 GMT -5 SWAT eFed, frostbite52, and 2 more like this

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Post by BRAVE1 on Jan 25, 2022 12:12:10 GMT -5

"Here ye Here Ye"

[Not Again.]

"Your Sacrificial Idol is about to speak."

[We would recognize that voice anywhere.]

[Fade Up.]

[Oxford Osland.]

[The 2021 SWAT Wrestler of the Year.]

"SILENCE!"

[We scan the area and don't see anyone around except for a few pencil pushers, and the Indian Assassins.]

[Osland gives them all cut eye, which stops them dead in their tracks.]

"I wanted to ensure all of the peasants of the land that your Sacrificial Idol has enjoyed sacrificing his body here tonight. In fact, I have gone above and beyond not once, but twice..."

[Osland holds for emphasis.]

"It also seems as though I will be SACRIFICING myself once again later tonight."

[Osland surveys the corridor to ensure all is in order.]

"One might call this gesture - The Ultimate SACRIFICE."

[Osland lifts his head and holds a pose of nobility.]

"In just a few short minutes, your hero...your leader...your unequivocal Sacrificial Idol will go into battle against the second most popular wrestler in SWAT. The former SWAT World Heavyweight Champion - "The Good Guy" Eddie D."

[Osland let's his voice echo throughout the area, pausing only for dramatics.]

"There was a time when Eddie D was down on his luck, and he was searching for answers. Now, I won't go into detail, but let me assure you - "The Good Guy" and yours truly had one heck of a POW-WOW. Since then, he's never looked better. He's got that average babe on his arm named Trixie, and he seems to have sorted out his confidence issues."

[Osland smiles and with conviction...]

"You're welcome, Eddie. All in a days work."

"It's just in me to give, and I want to see each and every member of our roster succeed. My good deeds know no-limit, and my unselfish contributions to the lives of others are just one of the many examples of the lengths that your leader will go to to ensure the health and happiness of those who are beneath me."

[...]

"Eddie D seems content."

"Eddie D seems to have finally 'tricked' a woman into liking him."

[He Tricked Trixie now didn't he.]

"In order to show his graciousness, Eddie D will bow to me before our match. Furthermore, Eddie D will once again heed my advice and let this match be over as soon as possible. I mean, why should Eddie subject himself to anymore pain, suffering or humiliation?"

"Bow to your Sacrificial Idol."

"Take mental note that you're in over your head."

"Avoid long term damage to your mind, body and soul."

"Period."

[Osland notices that Rajeev Khan raises his hand, looking to ask a question.]

"DO NOT INTERUPT YOUR LEADER!"

[Rajeev puts his hand down meekly.]

"Eddie, I like you, I really do. Maybe in another place, at another time...we could run this place together. You can be the good guy, and I'll just continue to be REALLY good at wrestling. I assume you sent my Christmas Card to the wrong address, which isn't your fault because I've been blazing trails all over the world for the past few months and am at no fixed address."

"2021 was my year. I have this trophy to prove it."

[Osland brandishes his 2021 Wrestler of the Year Trophy.]

"2022 is just getting started, and what better way to pick up where I left off than to win the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship."

"If I were you..."

[Which he isn't.]

"Stand down, as opposed to standing UP."

"Then, and only then will I allow you to walk out of the arena tonight in one piece."

[Shit Eating Grin.]

"The Era of Oxford Osland is upon us. Your Sacrificial Idol will realize his destiny tonight, and take the one thing that has alluded me since I arrived here 18 months ago..."

[His voice trails off.]

"The SWAT World Heavyweight Championship."

[Silence.]

[Everyone is frozen in fear.]

"You're dismissed..."

[The loudest collective sigh that five people can muster follows. Osland closes his eyes and starts to envision what his victory celebration is going to look like later tonight.]

[Pull Back.]

[Cut.]

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 26, 2022 6:17:34 GMT -5 BRAVE1, SWAT eFed, and 4 more like this

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Post by eddied on Jan 26, 2022 6:17:34 GMT -5

(Eddie D is limping in the backstage and Warren W Webber approaches him with a camera crew. Eddie’s nose wrinkles in annoyance at Warren’s presence and goes to limp out of Warren’s path but they get ahead of him and try to force the interview. Eddie resigns himself to the fact that this interview is going to happen but forces the crew into a walk and talk chat.)

WWW: Have you seen Osland’s broadcast about his successful progress to the World Title main event?

EDDIE: I have. Thanks for your time, I’m sure you’re a busy man. Thanks for the interview. Now get out of my way…

(Eddie tries to give them the brush off, but Warren persists.)

WWW: Come now Eddie. His barbed comments must have cut you deeply.

EDDIE: Deeply? Really? Because he wants to take cheap shots at my smoking hot girlfriend?
Because he wants to take credit for me finding some confidence with women when people were trying to “cancel” me on social media?
That’s not deep. That’s not even a flesh wound. Not even a paper cut.

WWW: So, you refute his claims and feel no anger at the slights?

EDDIE: Let a guy get a damned breath after two big fights won't ya? Look... Drake ran me closer than I would have liked to admit. Goth was a devil to get past, but I’m still walking here.

WWW: With a limp I see. That old bum left knee of yours giving you jip I’m guessing.

EDDIE: The only old bum around here is you WiFi… Get out of my way.

WWW: The Sacrificial Idol Oxford Osland is saying he will be the next World Champion and you have no answer to his baiting of you?

EDDIE: I am Main Event Eddie! I am what SWAT needs after our title was defiled! I will happily bask in the honor and shoulder the burden of the title for all the Good Guy fans out there. He can revel in his beauty queen award as “best wrestler” all he wants, but I was the last man in 2021 to carry the belt and bring it any glory and I will be the first man of 2022 to carry the torch for SWAT. Sacrificial Idol? The only thing that Osland has ever "sacrificed" is his grasp on reality on the alter of his overinflated ego.

WWW: Seems a bit ungrateful after Osland helped you on winning ways with women…

EDDIE: Osland’s impact on my love life has been grossly oversold. I had conversations with Roxylishious, Isobel Rios, Dangerous Deborah, Lucky Linda La Fey and others during that whole Pussygate cancel crisis and they all influenced my road to redemption. When I was in the KGB I was basically being paid to hate Oxford Osland because The Revenants, if you remember them, were the enemy. Now… Now I hate that punk for free. Wifi Webber, for the third and final time, get the hell out of my way before I bury this “old bum knee” in your old family jewels.

(Eddie D finally presses past the crew in the long corridor they have been walking down and barges his way into the locker room. Webber stops short as the door is slammed shut in his face.)

WWW: Will tonight see the start of Eddie's second reign as SWAT Champion or will that busted wheel finally give out and see Oxford Osland victorious. Only time will tell. Back to you guys at ringside….

(Scene fades to black.)

Last Edit: Jan 26, 2022 11:05:25 GMT -5 by eddied

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 26, 2022 23:15:40 GMT -5 BRAVE1, SWAT eFed, and 3 more like this

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Post by SinclairGodfrey on Jan 26, 2022 23:15:40 GMT -5

'Bring him down here!' screamed the normally calm Sinclair Godfrey as she stalked back and forth the narrow tunnel beneath the arena. Behind her stood a metal door, and she pointed angrily at the floor before her. The Death Squad soon stalked into sight, dragging a rather worse for wear referee between them before they flung him at her feet. He groaned, pushing himself upwards before Mormo grabbed his hair to yank his head upwards so he staring at Godfrey as she wiped a hand across her mouth.

'You worm! You think I don't know what you did?' she snarled, and the man started to answer before he shaken by the angry Mormo. And Sinclair paced back and forth, and she pointed at him. 'That was a fast count! And we all know it! Well, that is not going to stand!'

'All decisions are--'

The referee was silenced by a thunderous slap that rocked him towards the floor, he toppled holding his face. And Sinclair stared at him, rubbing her fingers together before she jerked her head at him. Moloch grabbed the man this time, dragging him upwards to dangle him from the floor. His eyes widened as Mormo stood behind Sinclair, absently flexing his fists as she tilted her head.

'You're going to reverse that decision, you're going to make that stupid decision never happen.' Sinclair sighed. 'Or I am going to send you to the hospital in pieces.'

'I can't--'

'You can't? YOU CAN'T!' Sinclair screamed, and she pointed. Moloch spun, slamming the referee against the cement wall with a loud thwack. He groaned, and his head lolled forward before he blinked awake when he was slapped by the huge hand of the Death Squad. Sinclair stared at him, licking her lips before she shrugged. 'If I were you? I would do exactly what I say, or I am going to knock on the door. And then he is going to come out here.'

The man looked towards the door, and everyone stared at it. Then they looked back to each other, and Sinclair shrugged. 'He just beat one of the only people he cares about half way to death, do you know what kind of mood he is in? Do you know why they call him the Harbinger of Death? Do you want to find out? Death in High Places is in that room, and you want him here?'

The ref swallowed, lifting his hands as he stared around the hallway. 'I can change it to a no-contest! You're right, it was a fast count! Please!'

Sinclair jerked her head, and the referee fell to the ground before Moloch. He pushed himself upwards, grabbing at his side as he started to run up the hallway. They watched him go silently, and Sinclair shrugged as she shook her head.

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New Years Nightmare 2022 (Show) Jan 27, 2022 3:29:31 GMT -5 BRAVE1, BlazeFNfreya, and 3 more like this

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Post by SWAT eFed on Jan 27, 2022 3:29:31 GMT -5

”The Offspring – Come Out and Play” hits the arena PA system and the screens light up with a technicolour vibrant montage video playing on the screens of him weight training and hitting his favourite moves on people, flashing up to the beat of the music.

Eddie walks slowly to the ring. He high fives the occasional outstretched hand, puts on a false smile as though he enjoys the applause, but he’s really 100% focused on his opponent and can’t truly enjoy their cheers. Eddie walks up the ring steps, takes a moment to scan the crowd and holds open his arms in honest gratitude of their cheers. The crowd pop. Eddie nods his respect and appreciation. Then he steps through the ropes, all business again, but with a false smile and wink for the referee.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is the final of the tournament and is for the SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing now, hailing from Vernon, California, USA. Coming in at 6’ and 303 pounds .... THE GOOD GUY .... EDDIE D!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Here he is, the former champ!

Andrew Fulton : Two grueling matches he has been through with the animal Goth and then Richard Drake! Does he have it in him for one more Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : You know it!

Andrew Fulton : Oxford Osland is the Wrestler of the Year and this should be his crowning moment. Who better to beat in the final than Eddie!

Jeremy Tucker : What an epic clash! I am actually on the edge of my seat Fulton!

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[As the beat from Elevators by Outkast pops through the arena, Oxford Osland emerges from behind the curtain with a confident smirk plastered all over his face. Osland doesn't bother mingling with the fans at all, as he walks calmly to the ring. Once he arrives, he walks up the stairs and wipes his boots on the apron. Osland enters in between the top and middle rope and does a lap of the ring before getting acquainted with his corner. Osland keeps his eyes focused on his opponent, while waiting for the referee to signal for the bell.]

Frank Salazar : And introducing now … hailing from Indianapolis, IN. Coming in at
And 254 pounds …. THE UNBELIEVABLE! OXFORD OSLAND!!!
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Andrew Fulton : Look at him Jerry! He is in the best shape of his career!

Jeremy Tucker : He is put together for sure and prides himself on his discipline. This is going to be one for the ages.

Ding, ding, ding!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Ox and Eddie warily circle each other. Ox holds up an arm challenging Eddie to a test of strength.

Jeremy Tucker : I don’t know if this is such a good idea. Don’t trust him Eddie!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie looks to the crowd and they are cheering him on. What a fool.

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie puts his hand up and meets Ox in the challenge and then they both reach up and lock hands with the other hand also, both jockeying for advantage. Ox is strong, in peak physical condition. Eddie though is a beast! He is cock strong!

Andrew Fulton : You would know. Eddie is getting the better of it and Ox is wavering, BAM! Knee to the gut by Ox and then he forces Eddie to a knee and pushes down, holding the knuckles. The strength of Osland is incredible!

Jeremy Tucker : Come on, he cheated, obviously.

Andrew Fulton : Bah! This is for the gold Jerry! You don't call a knee to the gut cheating.

Jeremy Tucker : Ox pushes the wrists of Eddie back and he is reveling in this, showboating … but check it out, Eddie just used all his strength and bounded but to a vertical base and twisted Oslands wrists around! Ox is in trouble here!

Andrew Fulton : Now who is the cheat Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : What? Eddie did no such thing! Eddie grabs both wrists of Ox and he literally hurls him into the corner, Ox bounces out like he was in a car crash and Eddie grabs him and plants him with a monstrous belly to belly suplex!

Eddie fires up and the crowd roar for him.

Andrew Fulton : Eddie bounces off the ropes and goes for a big leg drop but Ox rolls out of the way. Eddie landing on his fat keister! Too smart Ox!

Osland gets to his feet pointing to his forehead saying exactly that. Then, he snarls down and starts stomping viciously on Eddie.

Jeremy Tucker : Intense stomps here. Ox is on the top of his game. He grabs a leg of Eddie and stretches it then drops to the mat holding it making a wish.

Eddie sells the move holding his hamstrings and eats another vicious stomp to the musch.

Andrew Fulton : Head and Arm Triangle from Ox to Eddie. Ask him ref!

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Vick Mackey is checking on Eddie who screams his refusal to submit. Eddie then powers out of the hold like the Hulk and Osland sells it flying across the ring.

Andrew Fulton : Wow! Eddie comes at Ox but Ox was waiting for it and discuss elbow right to the jaw!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie clutches at his mouth, he may have lost a tooth …. European uppercut by Ox! Another one! A third uppercut and Eddie drops to one knee. Cobra Clutch!

Andrew Fulton : Ox with the Cobra clutch on Eddie! This could be it!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie is already on one knee and Ox has himself pressing down on him with the hold. Eddie is trying to resist but the more you resist the quicker this hold takes you out!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie is out! His eyes have closed and he is limp under the Cobra Clutch!

Jeremy Tucker : Mackey raises the arm of Eddie and it drops limply. He does so a second time and it drops again.

Andrew Fulton : Yes! Ox is the world champion! YES!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Everyone knows it has to drop three times Fulton. Mackey raises it again and as he releases it! Eddie holds his arm high in the air and then rushes to his feet and lifts Ox up as he does and counters the Cobra Clutch into a Death Valley Driver!

Andrew Fulton : Mackey doesn’t know what the hell he is doing raising the arm, he did it too quick. You are meant to space it out so the hold can take full effect.

Jeremy Tucker : Nonsense. If he held it off even longer Eddie would have just given him the DVD at the 1st drop.

Andrew Fulton : Both men slowly get back to their feet and start trading blows.

Jeremy Tucker : Forearm strike from Eddie!

Andrew Fulton : Uppercut from Ox!

Jeremy Tucker : Forearm by Eddie!

Andrew Fulton : Uppercut by Ox!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie goes for another forearm but Ox ducks under it and hooks him in another Cobra Clutch and sends the big man flying with a Cobra Clutch suplex!

Andrew Fulton : What a move!

Jeremy Tucker : But check it out! Eddie D straight back to his feet.

Andrew Fulton : Ox runs at him and Eddie gets a big boot up that almost decapitates Osland!

Jeremy Tucker : And he is straight back to HIS feet!

Andrew Fulton : These two are throwing everything they have at this!

Jeremy Tucker : Snap DDT from Osland!

Andrew Fulton : Spinebuster from Eddie!

Jeremy Tucker : Samoan drop by Ox!

Andrew Fulton : Full Nelson bomb from Eddie!

Jeremy Tucker : Move for Move! These look out on their feet but just keep getting up!

Andrew Fulton : It's for all the marbles!

Jeremy Tucker : Running hook clothesline from Ox!

Andrew Fulton : Osland escaping a side suplex with a roll off of Eddie's shoulder, only to get a donkey-kick in the guts from Eddie when they land!

Jeremy Tucker : “The Migraine”! (Brain buster) from Eddie! He covers Osland.

One ……..

Two ……..

Kickout by Ox!

Andrew Fulton : Saito Suplex by Osland! Nailed it!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie hasn’t moved from that! Devastating maneuver! Covers!

One ……..

Two ……..

Thre … Eddie rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : Come on referee! That was THREE!

Jeremy Tucker : Only two!

Andrew Fulton : Ox jumps on Eddie and starts ground and pounding him!

Jeremy Tucker : He looks frustrated he can’t put the big man away!

Andrew Fulton : Double underhook DDT by Osland!

Jeremy Tucker : The Unbelievable One covers Eddie, hooks the leg!

One ……..

Two ……..

THRE …. Eddie kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : Damnit!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie back on the offensive! Stalling Suplex! (Standing / hanging suplex)

Andrew Fulton : Inverted Atomic drop

Jeremy Tucker : Straight jacket neckbreaker!!! Eddie covers Ox.

One …….

Two ……..

THRE … Osland kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : I can’t watch anymore.

Jeremy Tucker : Both men stagger to their feet. It's the 15th round and they look like they have been through a war. Slowly they circle each other.

Andrew Fulton : Ox charges at Eddie but bounces off him like he ran into a brick wall!

Jeremy Tucker : What a shoulder block by Eddie!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie with an attempted clothesline but Ox ducks under it and goes for a powerslam! But Eddie is too big and Osland is too exhausted and can’t hold the big man up for it.

Jeremy Tucker : Osland has hurt his back …. Inverted atomic drop from Eddie!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie whips Ox to the ropes ….

Jeremy Tucker : WORLDS END!!! WORLDS END!!!! (Black Hole Slam) He got it!

Andrew Fulton : NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Eddie!

One …………

Two …………….

THREE!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Wow! He got him! Clean in the middle of the ring!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie D just lays there, completely spent and the bell is ringing.

Ding, ding, ding!

Frank Salazar : Winner of the match … and NEWWWWWW SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! THE GOOD GUY! EDDIE D!!!!!

Osland rolls out of the ring, favoring his back and heads up the ramp way not looking back at Eddie, the sting of defeat seeping into him, Eddie slowly gets to his feet and poses for the fans …… FROSTBITE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : JOHN CANNON IS HERE!!!!

Cannon and Satan's Disciples jump the railing having come through the crowd and all three of them swarm on Eddie and batter him down to the mat and start stomping on him. They continue to stomp and Osland stops at the top of the ramp way and looks back. He pauses watching the beatdown and the crowd scream for him to go and help Eddie. He hesitates a moment and it looks like he may return then he snarls in contempt and turns his back and continues to head to the back, Blaze Freya storms past him carrying a big canvas bag and gives Ox ‘the look’ then charges into the ring. Frostbite and the Disciples see her swinging the bag around and they slide out of the ring and back into the crowd.

Blaze Freya : You just don't stop do you Cannon!?

Well, for this act of disrespect to our NEW champion. I got a little something in mind for you!

Next show at the No Man’s Land. As everyone knows there is a Royal Rumble!

For your trouble! I have a little spoiler for you!

You will be in for a LONG night!

Because you are entering that rumble at NUMBER ONE!!!!!

The crowd roar and Cannon throws a tantrum and grabs a fans drink from him and throws it on the ground in disgust.

Blaze Freya : Now beat it Jack! We have a party to get under way! And what does everyone get at a party. Presents!

And this is my present to YOU EDDIE D! NEW SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Blaze hands Eddie the new SWAT World Belt and then raises his arm in the air in victory as Offspring Come out and Play hits and we fade off the air.

Last Edit: Jan 27, 2022 3:31:19 GMT -5 by SWAT eFed

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