CruiserWeight Cup Interview part 2

When we last left you Blake Samuels was walking out on Rob after he made ridiculous accusations against the character of Dong- err uh, Donzig. Since then Black stormed out of the interview, where Jeff Noon had to reschedule the second part of the interview for Rob, back in Canada. So without further ado...


Day:Thursday, January 13th. 2022
Time: 1:17pm
Location: Robs Parkdale home, Calgary.


The scene opens up in the master bedroom of Rob Garcia's luxurious Calgary home. To put it lightly, the place is a mess! It's clear Rob was celebrating something, most likely his recent title win. The room has empty bottles of beer and alcohol, clothes (his and womens) thrown around the place, among other things you'd find at a party. As the camera pans around the room we then find Garcia, peacefully sleeping off the damage he just did to his liver.



Rob lays there cuddled up next to his CruiserWeight championship when Jeff Noon bursts through the bedroom door.

Jeff Rob!

He yells out with a nervous tone.

Jeff Rob! Get up, we're late!!!

Rob slowly opens his eyes.

Jeff Rob, wake up! We are gonna be late! Blake Samuels told management about our last interview and they're mad and claim we wasted his time!

Rob sits up “Undertaker” style.

Rob: The fuck?!

He says with an annoyed expression. Jeff throws his hands up in the air.

Jeff I know! He said-

Rob: I thought his name was Samuel Adams...

Jeff pauses and shakes his head “no.”

Jeff Nnn… No. But they said we wasted company money flying him out to California for nonsense and-

Rob: Nonsense?! That was groundbreaking information!

Rob yells out with frustration.

Jeff Yeah, I know.. But we gotta get going now! We got an hour to get to NPW headquarters where you're scheduled for an promo.

Rob throws the blankets off himself and begins to get his day started as he pouts to Jeff.

The scene then fades to black.

----One hour later----

Our scene fades back in and we're now in NPW studios. Before us stands the bestest friends in the Revenant's Jeff Noon and Champ, Rob Garcia.



They both stand there staring into the camera over confident. Rob grins arrogantly per usual, and Jeff stares laser beams through the lens of the camera in his most focused way.

Jeff Ladies and gentlemen, your North American CruiserWeight champion, Rob Garcia!

He says with a thunderous tone.

Rob: Thank you, Jeff! Since that asshole Blake Griffin is still pissy about our interview a few days ago, Jeff is here to do the honors.

Jeff awkwardly smiles with a nod.
Jeff You're welcome, champ! And I think you mean Blake Samuels.

Rob looks to be ignoring Jeff's statement.

Rob: Samuel Adams, or whatever his name is, is mad, because I did his job of reporting and exposed Dong Zigs of being a homeless, dumpster diving piece of shit! So he no shows my interview!

Rob says aggressively.

Jeff You did expose him.

Jeff says in a way that any good hype man would.

Rob: That's okay, he could throw a tantrum and no-show this, because it's not going to stop me from winning the CruiserWeight Cup! See I'm used to dealing with spoiled brats like Samuel Blake.

Rob says with a smirk.

Rob: Look at the losers gunning for my CruiserWeight Cup! Dong, Jay Steven's, Jimmy Knight, Julius Fish-stick, Eddie Hammock and of course, Vincent Wolf. More likeVincent dog shit! If you look at these clowns and you look at me, there is one big difference between me and them. What is that Jeff?

Jeff points to Rob's title he has around his waist.

Jeff You're the man who dethroned Lochlyn Cade!

A giant smile forms on Robs face.

Rob: You're damn right! And I'll be damned if I'm going to start the era of Garcia with one of these clowns winning the CruiserWeight Cup, when clearly the entire event was created to celebrate my greatness!

Jeff pats Rob on the back.

Rob: So each one of you paper weights can try, you come and you put in your all! Give it your best shot! Because it's gonna take the very best to take me off the throne! And from the looks of it, I'm gonna be the king of the CruiserWeight division for a long long time!

He says in a brash manner and laughs in a smug manner, and the two men then exit the studio.



/\/\/The scene fades to black\/\/\