DIVE BAR PICK UP (NJC #2)
Jan 21, 2022 22:49:06 GMT -5
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Post by Neo James Carner on Jan 21, 2022 22:49:06 GMT -5
Jeff Noon is seen outside of a local dive bar talking at his phone, mid video chat with the current Cruiserweight Champion Of The Whole Wide World, Rob Garcia.
Rob: “Jeff! You gotta get Neo out of there,those kind of places piss your pants for you, he’s a ReVenant he doesn’t belong there!”
Jeff: “B-but why do I have to do it!? Neo hates me!”
Rob: “I’ve got priorities, I’ve gotta show Ding Dongz that I’m the true only champ in the universe that matters, and an undisputed one at that.”
Jeff groans.
Rob: “Stop bitching! Neo’s in a tough spot, and you’ve helped me get to where I am, you can help pull Neo out his own rut as well!”
Jeff sighs and then nods his head.
Jeff: “Alright then, fine, I’ll check em out and get him out of here, he’s gotta get ready for that match with Ronnie, we can take double the gold and improve the ratings for The ReVenants tenfold! We’ll be able to sell so many T-Shirts! Also Rob, I wanted to ask, my check hasn’t come in, when are you going to pay me?”
Rob nods his head and gives a thumbs up.
Rob: “What’s that? You’re breaking up, whatever that is you asked, you should probably ask Neo maybe, I don’t know, depending whatever you said. Do me proud, my boy! Neo’s our friend, and he needs you! Don’t let me down!”
Jeff Noon nods as he hangs up the call and then stares longingly out the passenger window of his car at the dive bar before him.
Jeff: “Well…here goes nothing.”
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The scene transitions to Jeff Noon exiting the car as Neo is being ejected from the bar by a coalition of several bouncers all grabbing his arms and legs and forcefully shoving him out of the front door of the bar, some of the bouncers were actually just very rotund patrons. Neo is seen flailing his arms trying to free himself as he starts belting out angrily to be released.
NJC: “UNHAND ME YOU FOOLS! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M A FUTURE CHAMP IN THE MAKING! That’s not a Pokemon reference, I work for a wrestling company damn it!”
Neo barks out as he is tossed out onto his ass into the street by the ejectors and Neo crashes down on his bottom.
NJC: “FINE! YOU’LL SEE! I’ve been kicked out of nicer places than this! This place is an asshole on the blistered ass of life! You guys will be shut down in a week! Mark my words! I’ll show you, you’ll see!!”
Neo says with his best Stevie Richards impression. Neo slowly circles up to his knees, doing his best to dust himself off of all the dirt he collected from the street.
NJC: “Ugh,this is horrible. I get kicked out of bars, and I’ve gotta win…I have to win, I have to beat Ronnie…it doesn’t matter how, how long its been since he’s been a champion…I deserve it more! I’ve gone through more horse shit than he has, he doesn’t deserve it, I do..I do! I do!”
Neo says, slurring his words as he pounds his fists into the ground, muddying up his hand. Jeff Noon is seen inching into frame peering curiously.
Jeff: “Uh, uh Neo? Neo James Carner? It’s me, Jeff Noon. I’ve managed the ReVenants for like four years, usually see me around Rob.”
Neo rolls his eyes as he slowly gets up to a vertical base.
NJC: “I know who you are Jeff.”
Jeff: “Oh, good, you’re not that drunk.”
NJC: “Yeah, yeah, mostly damaged pride, there must have been like twelve marines that forcefully ejected me out of that building, you should’ve seen it, I stood up to them and crushed them all, sadly, you must have missed it. If I can take that many armed service men on, Ronnie is gonna be a walk in the park!”
Jeff: “Neo, I saw who threw you out and I don’t think they were…You know what, if that makes you feel better, it worked for Haitch Bee Kay, why not for you, I think you can beat Ronnie too! You just gotta remain confident, believe in yourself and don’t take any short cuts, a strong fighter like Ronnie is going to have a lot to prove and I think if you work hard enough, you can best em.”
Neo rolls his eyes and scoffs, putting his hands on his hips and puffing his chest out.
NJC: “I knew that, of course I knew that.”
Neo clears his throat and nods his head.
NJC: “But thanks Jeff, I needed to hear that, it’s good to be…believed in, and hearing it.”
Neo says and slaps a friendly pat on Jeff’s shoulders.
NJC: “I’m not paying you though, that’s Rob’s job.”
Jeff lowers his head in shame, unsuccessful in an effort to get double pay.
END
Rob: “Jeff! You gotta get Neo out of there,those kind of places piss your pants for you, he’s a ReVenant he doesn’t belong there!”
Jeff: “B-but why do I have to do it!? Neo hates me!”
Rob: “I’ve got priorities, I’ve gotta show Ding Dongz that I’m the true only champ in the universe that matters, and an undisputed one at that.”
Jeff groans.
Rob: “Stop bitching! Neo’s in a tough spot, and you’ve helped me get to where I am, you can help pull Neo out his own rut as well!”
Jeff sighs and then nods his head.
Jeff: “Alright then, fine, I’ll check em out and get him out of here, he’s gotta get ready for that match with Ronnie, we can take double the gold and improve the ratings for The ReVenants tenfold! We’ll be able to sell so many T-Shirts! Also Rob, I wanted to ask, my check hasn’t come in, when are you going to pay me?”
Rob nods his head and gives a thumbs up.
Rob: “What’s that? You’re breaking up, whatever that is you asked, you should probably ask Neo maybe, I don’t know, depending whatever you said. Do me proud, my boy! Neo’s our friend, and he needs you! Don’t let me down!”
Jeff Noon nods as he hangs up the call and then stares longingly out the passenger window of his car at the dive bar before him.
Jeff: “Well…here goes nothing.”
-
The scene transitions to Jeff Noon exiting the car as Neo is being ejected from the bar by a coalition of several bouncers all grabbing his arms and legs and forcefully shoving him out of the front door of the bar, some of the bouncers were actually just very rotund patrons. Neo is seen flailing his arms trying to free himself as he starts belting out angrily to be released.
NJC: “UNHAND ME YOU FOOLS! DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M A FUTURE CHAMP IN THE MAKING! That’s not a Pokemon reference, I work for a wrestling company damn it!”
Neo barks out as he is tossed out onto his ass into the street by the ejectors and Neo crashes down on his bottom.
NJC: “FINE! YOU’LL SEE! I’ve been kicked out of nicer places than this! This place is an asshole on the blistered ass of life! You guys will be shut down in a week! Mark my words! I’ll show you, you’ll see!!”
Neo says with his best Stevie Richards impression. Neo slowly circles up to his knees, doing his best to dust himself off of all the dirt he collected from the street.
NJC: “Ugh,this is horrible. I get kicked out of bars, and I’ve gotta win…I have to win, I have to beat Ronnie…it doesn’t matter how, how long its been since he’s been a champion…I deserve it more! I’ve gone through more horse shit than he has, he doesn’t deserve it, I do..I do! I do!”
Neo says, slurring his words as he pounds his fists into the ground, muddying up his hand. Jeff Noon is seen inching into frame peering curiously.
Jeff: “Uh, uh Neo? Neo James Carner? It’s me, Jeff Noon. I’ve managed the ReVenants for like four years, usually see me around Rob.”
Neo rolls his eyes as he slowly gets up to a vertical base.
NJC: “I know who you are Jeff.”
Jeff: “Oh, good, you’re not that drunk.”
NJC: “Yeah, yeah, mostly damaged pride, there must have been like twelve marines that forcefully ejected me out of that building, you should’ve seen it, I stood up to them and crushed them all, sadly, you must have missed it. If I can take that many armed service men on, Ronnie is gonna be a walk in the park!”
Jeff: “Neo, I saw who threw you out and I don’t think they were…You know what, if that makes you feel better, it worked for Haitch Bee Kay, why not for you, I think you can beat Ronnie too! You just gotta remain confident, believe in yourself and don’t take any short cuts, a strong fighter like Ronnie is going to have a lot to prove and I think if you work hard enough, you can best em.”
Neo rolls his eyes and scoffs, putting his hands on his hips and puffing his chest out.
NJC: “I knew that, of course I knew that.”
Neo clears his throat and nods his head.
NJC: “But thanks Jeff, I needed to hear that, it’s good to be…believed in, and hearing it.”
Neo says and slaps a friendly pat on Jeff’s shoulders.
NJC: “I’m not paying you though, that’s Rob’s job.”
Jeff lowers his head in shame, unsuccessful in an effort to get double pay.
END
