Post by Timeless on Mar 9, 2022 3:29:29 GMT -5
[Open to the best cleavage in the land.
Breathtaking.
Mesmerizing.
Captivating.
Then zoom out to the New York Amazons Arena. Timeless and Roxylishus standing in the empty ring.]
[Timeless is wearing an Empire Baseball style shirt, unbuttoned. His god-like muscles gleaming in the spotlight. His ‘T’ necklace sparking on his perfect chest. Speaking of perfect chests … Roxylishus is wearing a sequined ‘Empire’ boob tube and them sequences are as close to the sun as we can get.]
Timeless : And just like THAT!
[Timeless snaps his fingers.]
Timeless : I took you the fuck out of the Rumble!
[Timeless smirks. Then the patented pec pop.]
Timeless : Playing with you is like taking candy from a baby. I said I would cost you the rumble. And Like EVERY promise I make. I delivered!
This is a wake up call for you Jay Jay! (as always, he announciates the name with disdain and in the elocution for a young girl's privates.)
You been coasting for too long!
For so long, you actually believe your own bullshit!
You think you are a top guy?
You think you're a big player in this world?
Let me tell you something pal. I’ve seen your type come and go. Over and over.
Roxylishus : At least he gave you a title shot? Not like the Drongo and Dane.
Timeless : Not like Dane?
He is EXACTLY like Dane!
He practically IS Dane!
It’s all gotta be about him.
It all revolves around him.
Someone needs to be expelled from a network.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation I’ll do it!
Drongo needs to lose the belt knowing he won't come to the new home.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation I’ll do it. It should be me!
Someone needs to defeat Keith Williams because he pulled the old, “if I lose I will leave’ card.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation It’s gotta be the murder lizard.
[Timeless rolls his eyes.]
Timeless : Newsflash Mr Eastwood.
Williams was twice the wrestler you are!
Sir Winsalot! I’m ten times!
As for that Drongo mentioned. What a dark shadow he left over MY BELT!
And it is MY BELT!
How many shots did he give to me?
How many did Dane?
How many times did any of them beat me?
You know the answer!
NONE!
How many times have you beaten me Jay Jay?
You are in over your head Sport!
Roxylishus : You already called him that.
Timeless : Not today. It’s a term worthy of repetition.
Want to know the difference between you and I. SPORT!?
You actually care what other people think of you.
You actually SEEK their APPROVAL!
I don’t need anyone’s APPROVAL!
I don't need anyone else’s accolades!
I do what I do for one reason.
I was BORN TOO!
Simply, it’s who I am!
Just like that Double Crown you lucked into is mine!
Did you win it?
Do you really think you won it?
Orrrr … did the Drongo ‘lose’ it?
Roxylishus : He lost it.
Timeless : He should never have had it. He only got it because Dane lost it.
It’s like Deja Vu.
Hello. Our Champ is the pits, he has gotten above himself and the Fed and we don’t actually care who is against him , so long as it’s off him. Great.
That’s how the Drongo won it.
Then, if you could believe it. He was actually WORSE than Dane!
I know you know what I am talking about.
He couldn’t beat ANYONE!
Not even the Dark Stars.
Then. YOU.
[Timeless shakes his head, half in disgust. Half in disappointment.]
Roxylishus : Your days are numbered Lizard!
Timeless : Know why I fought a croc?
Cause I felt like it.
Cause I can!
Croc’s are furious prehistoric beasts! The last remnant of their age.
Lizards.
Tiny scavengers that hide in drains and shadows!
When the bell rings in Halifax. There will be nowhere for the lizard to hide!
Roxylishus : Just like the Bastards!
Timeless : Spot on!
Them fucks got schooled by the Empire in our first outing.
Everytime I screamed Primals name, the whole wrestling world was yearning for him to come back and shut my mouth.
Well, he came back alright.
But what these marks don’t get is, we are BROTHERS!
We are warriors forged of the same iron. We have fought each other and won each others respect. Like it or not. That’s the key. Respect.
While the rest of the wrestling world wants to play preschool games, whispering about any new world garbage they can come up with to discredit an adversary, or, a better.
Primal.
He doesn’t buy into that tripe.
He knows one rule. Might.
He and I stood toe to toe.
Battle brings out real men.
Primal. He got it!
While others run around behind corners whispering this man said this, did that, he said,
Deep voice Primal imitation : That is one tough man.
Roxylishus : What sort of man are you Jay Jay?
Timeless : He doesn’t know yet beautiful.
He believes he is a good man.
He believes he is a “NPW’ man.
Butttt ……
So did Dane.
So did the Drongo.
Where are they now?
Once I beat you.
Where will you lay … Jay Jay?
Will you be like the others?
Or … Will you show you really are John Wayne?
Let me tell you and the world right now.
If you beat me.
I won’t Keith Williams.
I will be back.
Right up your ASS!
That's how I roll!
Roxylishus : There is an opening there.
Timeless : Not these days. Say I want to be up there and they are what, ‘borderline homophobic?’
Roxylishus : (pansy voice) ‘What’s wrong with being up there? How dare you say it like it’s an insult to like it up there!’
[Feigned outrage pose by Roxy and Timeless.]
Timeless : YA GOT IT MUTHA FUCKA!!!
( . )( . )
Breathtaking.
Mesmerizing.
Captivating.
Then zoom out to the New York Amazons Arena. Timeless and Roxylishus standing in the empty ring.]
[Timeless is wearing an Empire Baseball style shirt, unbuttoned. His god-like muscles gleaming in the spotlight. His ‘T’ necklace sparking on his perfect chest. Speaking of perfect chests … Roxylishus is wearing a sequined ‘Empire’ boob tube and them sequences are as close to the sun as we can get.]
Timeless : And just like THAT!
[Timeless snaps his fingers.]
Timeless : I took you the fuck out of the Rumble!
[Timeless smirks. Then the patented pec pop.]
Timeless : Playing with you is like taking candy from a baby. I said I would cost you the rumble. And Like EVERY promise I make. I delivered!
This is a wake up call for you Jay Jay! (as always, he announciates the name with disdain and in the elocution for a young girl's privates.)
You been coasting for too long!
For so long, you actually believe your own bullshit!
You think you are a top guy?
You think you're a big player in this world?
Let me tell you something pal. I’ve seen your type come and go. Over and over.
Roxylishus : At least he gave you a title shot? Not like the Drongo and Dane.
Timeless : Not like Dane?
He is EXACTLY like Dane!
He practically IS Dane!
It’s all gotta be about him.
It all revolves around him.
Someone needs to be expelled from a network.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation I’ll do it!
Drongo needs to lose the belt knowing he won't come to the new home.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation I’ll do it. It should be me!
Someone needs to defeat Keith Williams because he pulled the old, “if I lose I will leave’ card.
Jay Jay stupid voice immation It’s gotta be the murder lizard.
[Timeless rolls his eyes.]
Timeless : Newsflash Mr Eastwood.
Williams was twice the wrestler you are!
Sir Winsalot! I’m ten times!
As for that Drongo mentioned. What a dark shadow he left over MY BELT!
And it is MY BELT!
How many shots did he give to me?
How many did Dane?
How many times did any of them beat me?
You know the answer!
NONE!
How many times have you beaten me Jay Jay?
You are in over your head Sport!
Roxylishus : You already called him that.
Timeless : Not today. It’s a term worthy of repetition.
Want to know the difference between you and I. SPORT!?
You actually care what other people think of you.
You actually SEEK their APPROVAL!
I don’t need anyone’s APPROVAL!
I don't need anyone else’s accolades!
I do what I do for one reason.
I was BORN TOO!
Simply, it’s who I am!
Just like that Double Crown you lucked into is mine!
Did you win it?
Do you really think you won it?
Orrrr … did the Drongo ‘lose’ it?
Roxylishus : He lost it.
Timeless : He should never have had it. He only got it because Dane lost it.
It’s like Deja Vu.
Hello. Our Champ is the pits, he has gotten above himself and the Fed and we don’t actually care who is against him , so long as it’s off him. Great.
That’s how the Drongo won it.
Then, if you could believe it. He was actually WORSE than Dane!
I know you know what I am talking about.
He couldn’t beat ANYONE!
Not even the Dark Stars.
Then. YOU.
[Timeless shakes his head, half in disgust. Half in disappointment.]
Roxylishus : Your days are numbered Lizard!
Timeless : Know why I fought a croc?
Cause I felt like it.
Cause I can!
Croc’s are furious prehistoric beasts! The last remnant of their age.
Lizards.
Tiny scavengers that hide in drains and shadows!
When the bell rings in Halifax. There will be nowhere for the lizard to hide!
Roxylishus : Just like the Bastards!
Timeless : Spot on!
Them fucks got schooled by the Empire in our first outing.
Everytime I screamed Primals name, the whole wrestling world was yearning for him to come back and shut my mouth.
Well, he came back alright.
But what these marks don’t get is, we are BROTHERS!
We are warriors forged of the same iron. We have fought each other and won each others respect. Like it or not. That’s the key. Respect.
While the rest of the wrestling world wants to play preschool games, whispering about any new world garbage they can come up with to discredit an adversary, or, a better.
Primal.
He doesn’t buy into that tripe.
He knows one rule. Might.
He and I stood toe to toe.
Battle brings out real men.
Primal. He got it!
While others run around behind corners whispering this man said this, did that, he said,
Deep voice Primal imitation : That is one tough man.
Roxylishus : What sort of man are you Jay Jay?
Timeless : He doesn’t know yet beautiful.
He believes he is a good man.
He believes he is a “NPW’ man.
Butttt ……
So did Dane.
So did the Drongo.
Where are they now?
Once I beat you.
Where will you lay … Jay Jay?
Will you be like the others?
Or … Will you show you really are John Wayne?
Let me tell you and the world right now.
If you beat me.
I won’t Keith Williams.
I will be back.
Right up your ASS!
That's how I roll!
Roxylishus : There is an opening there.
Timeless : Not these days. Say I want to be up there and they are what, ‘borderline homophobic?’
Roxylishus : (pansy voice) ‘What’s wrong with being up there? How dare you say it like it’s an insult to like it up there!’
[Feigned outrage pose by Roxy and Timeless.]
Timeless : YA GOT IT MUTHA FUCKA!!!
