iFiesta #12

[“When I was your man” by Rod Stewart starts to play, and a hulking man comes out pulling along a red wagon with Brian Carpenter sitting in it. As the man stops in front of the steps, Carpenter gets out and pays the man some money then he runs up the steps. He enters the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle before jumping out of the ring. He tags hands with all the kids in the front row. He then rolls back in the ring and readies himself for the match.]

Announcer: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, in the ring first from Lubbock, Texas… weighing 180 pounds… BRIAN CARPENTER!!!”

["The Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden blasts forth in majestic glory as a blast of red pyro announces Adam's arrival. He wears a simple black T-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Obama Positive" across the front, which he removes upon his arrival at the ring. He raises his left fist in salute as the ROCK fades out.]

Announcer: “And his opponent, from Peoria, Illinois… weighing 235 pounds… former Ring Syndicate World Heavyweight Champion… ADAM… “SEVEN”… PLUMMER!!!”

Rios Rivera: “It’s great seeing Adam back in action. Let’s see how well he fares against the rookie upstart Brian Carpenter.”

Pedro Santiago: “He’d better do well. It’s going to be one short comeback if he loses here.”

[We cut to the action, Adam sending Carpenter off the ropes after being trapped in a headlock. Adam sleeps on Carpenters return, leapfrogs, then armdrags him as he comes back.]

Rios Rivera: “Quick moves by Plummer, who takes Carpenter down with a drop toe hold as well…”

Pedro Santiago: “He needs to stay on top, Brian’s quick.”

Rios Rivera: “And he does so with an elbow drop to the small of the back. ‘Rolls Carpenter over in a cover attempt…”

Referee Don El Don:

1… (kickout)

Pablo Escobar: “Not even nearly a two at this stage.”

Pedro Santiago: “Brian quickly back to his feet and cuts an advancing Adam Plummer off with a European Uppercut. One reverse elbow and a following elbow drop later, and Carpenter drops onto a cover himself…”

Referee Don El Don:

1… (kickout)

Rios Rivera: “One count returned by Brian Carpenter, these two showing they’ve both got a lot of go in them.”

[Cut to a few minutes later, Plummer hiptosses Carpenter over, then props him up to apply a chin lock.]

Pedro Santiago: “Adam has Carpenter safe for the moment… giving him Pablo Escobare to think of a good move. Take your Pablo Escobare, Seven. I mean what the hell it’s only been a few years.”

Rios Rivera: “Carpenter starting to elbow out…”

Pedro Santiago: “Well, that took long.”

Rios Rivera: “He’s struggling back to his feet, a few shots to the midsection by Carpenter, and a whip to the ropes…”

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter meets Plummer with a reverse elbow, knocking him down for the minute… Carpenter looking to wear Plummer down further and hits a neckbreaker.”

Rios Rivera: “Hook of the leg by Carpenter.”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

(kickout)

Pablo Escobar: “More work to be done yet by both men in this match.”

[Cut another few minutes, to Carpenter just hitting a backdrop on Plummer.]

Pedro Santiago: “Nice Suplex by Carpenter. He needs to take advantage of that.”

Rios Rivera: “Carpenter drops a knee onto the fallen Plummer’s chest, and covers again.”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2… (kickout)

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter got a two that Pablo Escobare, nowhere close to a three though.”

Rios Rivera: “He’s got to stay on top if he’s going to beat the former World Champion in Adam Plummer. Carpenter’s looking for an armbar… and he cinches it in perfectly.”

Pedro Santiago: “Plummer looks to be in a great deal of discomfort. Which is good, considering it’s a submission hold.”

Rios Rivera: “Adam seems to be a little too close to the ropes though, the hold is soon broken.”

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter has Plummer back to his feet, but Plummer muscles out and slaps a could of forearms across the face of Brian Carpenter. Plummer’s building up some steam, whips Carpenter to the ropes… and tosses him over shoulder with a back body drop!”

Rios Rivera: “Ooh, Carpenter reached some height right there. Plummer’s not wasting any Pablo Escobare, and forces Brian Carpenter back into the corner… harsh chop by Plummer-”

Crowd: “Woooooooooooooo!”

Rios Rivera: “And another!”

Crowd: “Woooooooooooooo!”

Pablo Escobar: “Plummer hoists Carpenter up onto his shoulders, and hits a Samoan drop… Seven hooks the leg…”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2… (kickout)

[Cut to a little while later, Carpenter kicks Plummer in the gut, cutting off his offence.]

Rios Rivera: “Carpenter with some forearm strikes, forces Plummer back against the ropes… whip across the ring by Carpenter, and a nice hip toss to top it off, Carpenter falls onto a cover.”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2…

(kickout)

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter wants to stay in control, brings Seven back to his feet and lifts him up into a solid scoop slam.”

Rios Rivera: “Carpenter is looking to the ropes… he’s going up top!”

Pablo Escobar: “What’s he going to hit from here? …nice body splash all the way from the top!”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2…

(kickout)

Rios Rivera: “Carpenter isn’t done yet… he’s not wasting any Pablo Escobare to argue instead going right up to the top ropes again!”

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter hurls himself off into a… Legdrop! But no! Plummer was well away before Carpenter crashed into the empty canvas.”

Pablo Escobar: “Seven drags up Carpenter… hits a Snap Suplex… and hooks the leg again.”

Pedro Santiago: “Could have him after that missed leg drop!”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2…

(kickout)

Rios Rivera: “Brian showing some resilience there, kicking out at two.”

Pedro Santiago: “Sure, but it’ll be over soon enough.”

Rios Rivera: “Plummer looks to be hitting the killer move soon… Carpenter is firing back up again… he elbows out, Plummer looks dazed… SUPERKICK!!!”

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter just nailed Plummer’s head right off!”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2…

(kickout)

Pablo Escobar: “What a close fall! Carpenter just escaping before the three…”

Pedro Santiago: “We’re seconds away, you can just feel it.”

Rios Rivera: “You might be right…”

[Cut to a few minutes later… Carpenter and Plummer are in the centre of the ring, trading tired right hands.]

Rios Rivera: “The match is starting to deteriorate as it carries on. One false move on either front and we’ll have a winner.”

Pablo Escobar: “The bigger Plummer getting the better of the fight… whips Carpenter to the ropes again… but Carpenter Sunset Flips over… He’s got Plummer pinned!”

Referee Don El Don:

1…

2…

Thr-(kickout)

Rios Rivera: “Two and a half for Carpenter, is that as close as he’ll get?”

Pablo Escobar: “Carpenter hauling Plummer back to his feet… but Seven kicks into the gut… DDT!!! Plummer locks on a seated reclining Cobra clutch, that’s the Headhunter’s Clutch!”

Pedro Santiago: “Carpenter has no where to go, he can’t last long in that hold!”

Rios Rivera: “And he doesn’t! Carpenter is tapping out!”

[The referee calls for the bell.]

Announcer: “Here is your winner… ADAM… “SEVEN”… PLUMMER!!!”

Rios Rivera: “Plummer looks to be in great form as he bursts onto the SWAT scene…”

[The referee raises Adam’s hand, before he rolls out of the ring and looks back at Carpenter, who is cradling his neck.]

[Syberus is sat in a solitary grey folding metal chair, in front of a black backdrop. The same black robe we saw him wearing in the Connection special Hot Zone is draped over his shoulders this time, and his half of the SWAT World Tag Team Championships lays with the straps folded behind the Centreplate in his lap. His head is bowed, and his black Pharaoh style painted eyes are closed. Mark Briscal stands at one side, Brian James at the other. Both wearing black shirts and black jeans.]

Mark Briscal: “Welcome back, people, to the dawn of the new era. In this jaded time here is one man that holds the power to change what he sees around him, to take the dying husk that is Syndicate Wrestling and Tradition and mould it any way he sees fit, like putty in his hands. Alongside Adrian Tanner he is invincible. Alone, he is erratic, unpredictable and therefore incredibly dangerous. Underestimating him is a crime that will unfold to be it’s own punishment. Hold him in the highest regards, mortals of SWAT. Because long after your insignificant careers are over –probably after being ended by him- his name will still be remembered fondly in Halls of Fame across the World, as one of the greatest professional wrestlers to ever set foot in the squared circle.”

Brian James: “For the wrongfully privileged, justice will soon be served. The Connection of Syberus and Adrian Tanner will wash away the grime that has accumulated in the spotlights of this company, establishing themselves and only themselves as the saviours of *he points at the camera* YOUR entertainment.”

[He leans down to Syberus’s ear.]

Brian James: “So awaken, King Syberus…”

[Syberus’s eyes dart open.]

Brian James: “And address the unworthy.”

Syberus: “What, the entire fed?”

Brian James: “They’re listening…”

Syberus: “I know they’re listening. They’d better be listening. And even David Brickheart should pay attention. Because David Brickheart doesn’t seem to realise that only the Connection can pull off not knowing who the hell other people on the roster are. And the simple reason is, we legitimately don’t. We’re too busy not giving a fuck and being the best Tag Team on the planet whilst we’re doing it. But Shitheart, read my lips, SEVEN World titles =equals= never try to pull off forgetting who Syberus is. It makes you look like an idiot. Not cool. Idiot. Got that? Sterling. Now go and be severely beaten by Adrian Tanner like everyone knows you’re going to, and stop trying to make everyone believe that I couldn’t break you in half if I so much as had the inclination.”

[Syberus tightens the grip his right hand has around the gold plate of the World Tag Title belt, as he mulls his thoughts over.]

Syberus: “I have been given the task of proving myself. No one in SWAT believes that I am everything I claim to be anymore. The accolades of my past are soon discounted with much vigour despite most people being unable to claim half of what I have done. Only one man believes I am everything I claim to be, and he and I have embarked on a year long-and-counting unbeaten streak in Tag Team competition. So how, prey tell, can you explain that, if I’m not everything I claim to be? Do you think Adrian has been carrying dead weight on his way to the Tag Championships? Do you think Adrian Tanner is that good?”

“Here’s a secret; Adrian Tanner is that good. Adrian Tanner could probably carry Soutter to the Tag Championships if he wanted to. But fuck anyone who thinks that’s the case. Syberus and Adrian Tanner, the Connection to you worthless maggots, are the most dominant Tag Team around today. Don’t believe me? Tag up. Grab yourself a partner and come our way. We’ll kick seven bells of crap out of each and every one of you, and you’ll realise the Connection doesn’t have a weak link.”

“The Connection can’t afford to have a weak link. Because if the Connection has a weak link, then SWAT has a weak link. And the Connection will have a weak link no more.”

“Now Evans, I’m not entirely sure what you’re saying here… what, are you tired of SWAT? Are you tired of singles competition like this? Are you coming to the end of your career and considering retirement? What is it? Because the only part I really understood was the part where you said you’re a member of the Untouchables. And that made me shake my head and say “Oh, Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy…” in a mildly disapproving manner. Like this.”

[He shakes his head.]

Syberus: “Oh, Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy…”

“So, you joined the Untouchables because you thought it was Plummer’s gig? That’s quite funny. But you see, neither Seven was ever any good anyway. You’re Kilroy Evans for crying out loud, have some self respect… I’m sure you would’ve had a title shot from name value alone if you just called in at head office. We wouldn’t have to sit through Stan Vs Icon and other such “main event” match ups then. Maybe in such a perfect world the Connection wouldn’t have to sit there before each show and pray to God that nothing goes wrong. Because if the Connection goes wrong, the show goes wrong. I’m the show, Kilroy. Adrian’s the show. We’re it. We’re the two legitimate drawing talents that Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition actually has, and you being “Jonny Half Heart” and only taking time out of your day to cut Half-Hearted “don’t tell me not to be Half-Hearted” efforts isn’t changing things any time soon.”

“But if you just wanted to pretend that you like being in SWAT for the sake of the extra cash, Aids and I would have probably made room for you being our manager or something. Or join the likes of Matthew Perry, Brian James, Mark Briscal, Zen the African American Midget, The Irishman, Brendan Fraser and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat in a plethora of background extras.”

“What the heck.”

“We might have even used you.”

[The camera pans to see Scropion, The Irishman, Brendan Fraser and Zen the Midget playing poker.]

Syberus: “Don’t worry guys, we’ll have a piece for you all soon.”

[The quartet offer a thumbs up.]

Syberus: “But see Kilroy, using Syberus as only an example isn’t a very fair thing to say. Because you see, Syberus is more than just an example. Seven total World Championships should be reason enough to consider me as more than just an example. In fact it’s safe to say that along with Adrian Tanner Jnr, I’m the wooden brace that saves this promotion from caving in on itself. So you want to use Syberus as an example? Well I’m afraid that your zest for example-setting had come at a pretty poor time. Y’see I’m set to prove to the entire SWAT roster and audience that I’m not to be fucked with. If I have to do that by soundly beating the entire sodding roster –which is looking like the case- then so be it. I’ll start with you. I’ll start by beating you just like Adrian beat you the other week. And although you’re a hollow shell of your former self right now, I’ll take great satisfaction in knowing that a glaring hole in my career has finally been boarded over, and that Kilroy Evans was first on the list of Syberus’s new dominance here in SWAT.”

“Anyone else want to take one last turn on the “look past Syberus” game? Because I assure you… after the Connection are majorly successful come this Fiesta!, that game is over. And my Iron rule over this company and this business as a whole will be re-established. That means unless your name is Adrian Tanner Jnr, you’re in for some very dark times.”

“But don’t blame me. You’re the one’s making me do this.”

“That’s how the story ends.”

[Brian and Mark pull black curtains across from their respective sides, covering the camera as it fades out.]

Scene returns to Caribbean studio's.

Rios Rivera : Coming up next folks ... we have Bermuda Triangle Championship on the line ... as THe Icon defends against James Fierce and newcomer MAtt MArverlous ... lets take you now to highlights of this one!

Scene switches to Barbados Entertainment Centre

[“Around The World” starts and Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way.]

[Next down the ramp is Matt Marvellous who gets into the ring in the traditional fashion]

["Nobodies" by Marylin Manson hits, during the first part of the song, before the complete beat change, Maroon and black lights flash all over the arena. The Icon’s video starts to play. It shows his several wins to retain the Ringmaster championship, and several stints of footage of him harming Adrian Tanner. It also shows his spitting in his former owner’s face, stealing the brief case, and gloating in a nice suit. In cheap animations, it shows Icon stomping on CWA and HPWA logos. The song comes close to the beat change, and red sparks begin to fly up from the ramp way. The Icon’s face flashes over the tron as the song makes the beat change. He walks out, very cockily, but always smirking toward a smile. He waves his hands at the fans as if to say “Go away, you’re not important.” He will flex his muscles and spin around, making sure everyone gets a good look at his toned body. He reaches the ring, never rolls in, always uses the stairs, and gets in. He spins around once more with his arms held high and flexed, then he tugs on the ropes and stretches a bit. After his song stops, he goes, sits, and waits lazily in the turnbuckle. As his opponent walks out he yawns and gives “Not important” hand motions to them. If the opponent is already in the ring, he looks at them, points, and breaks out in laughter. Then, he might pretend like he is leaving because someone’s got to be kidding, or there is no threat.]

[Icon lifts the championship high above his head and receives a small ovation from a number of the fans in the arena. He looks at his Championship in his hands and gives it to the referee who raises it hands it to a ringside assistance. The bell rings and the match begins]

[Icon squares off with James Fierce but Matt Marvellous manages to get in a side kick while Icon attempts the tie up.]

[Icon falls to his knee’s and Matt Marvellous then charges at James Fierce. Fierce manages to shoulder block Marvellous to the mat and stomps at him a couple of times.]

[Icon is now up and laying into James Fierce. He manages to whip James Fierce into the ropes and on the rebound hit him with a Snap DDT and attempts the cover]

[The referee starts the count 1……2….Matt Marvellous breaks the count by diving on Icon.]

[Icon gets up and starts exchanging blows with Matt Marvellous. Mat is soon beaten back and Icon gets on top of things]

[Matt Marvellous out of desperation gets a boot in and hits Icon with a DDT and tries to get the cover. The referee slides over for the count 1……..Icon gets the shoulder up.]

[Matt Marvellous forces Icon to his feet, but Icon fights out of it and hits him with the Side Effect.]

[Before he can capitalise James Fierce is back up and charges into him. Fierce gets Icon up now and hits him with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex]

[Fierce doesn’t look for the cover and instead gets Icon up again. Icon attempts to struggle out of the lock but is still dazed from the Suplex]

[Fierce drags Icon into the middle of the ring and attempts to hit Icon with a DDT, but Icon counters and Hip tosses James Fierce into the opposite turnbuckle.]

[Icon feels a rush of adrenaline and gets right over to Fierce and gets him up from his feet. Fierce throws some punches at Icon but they go nowhere and have little effect. ]

[Icon Karate Kicks Fierce grounding him. While he is preoccupied Matt Marvellous tries to get in a sneak attack but Icon avoids him.]

[Icon hits Matt Marvellous with a Side Walk Slam and attempts a quick cover 1……….2…………James Fierce manages to break the hold.]

[James Fierce grabs Icon, but Icon fights out and the two men start exchanging blows as the crowd erupts.]

[James Fierce attempts to whip Icon into the ropes but Icon counters whipping Fierce into the ropes on the rebound hits the Hanging Arm Clothesline grounding Fierce]

[Matt Marvellous attempts to get back into the mix with Icon but just gets beating down. Icon pulls him up and hits him with the Vertical Suplex. He then moves over to Fierce and superkicks him into the chin. He stands up and poses for the crowd.]

[The Icon signals for the "Iconomizer" the Barbados crowd eatng it up and getting right behind him ... he picks up Matt and puts him onto his shoulder, and brings him to the turnbuckle. He slams their head down onto the turnbuckle three times, and quickly turns around making the move into a sit down piledriver.]

[Icon looks to make the cover, but all of a sudden the lights begin to flicker. The Windows Startup theme plays through the sound system as the crowd looks on puzzled.]

[Soon, unopened condom packs are seen falling from the arena roof. Everyone is shocked at this unexpected giveaway of free condoms. Some of the wrestling fanatics in crowd, however, know exactly what is going on.]

[Out from the back appears the newest member of the SWAT. The part of the crowd which knows the Shocker stands up to boo. Meanwhile, Icon looks on confused.]

Pedro Santiago : OH MY GOD! It's...It's...The MICROSHOCKER!

Pablo Escobar : Who-a the fuck is-a that?

Pedro Santiago : Some new guy I've never heard of.

[The Microshocker makes his way out with a laptop in his hand. It's the legendary manager of the Microshocker, Mr. Computer.]

[Icon doesn't notice Microshoker and makes the cover on Matt Marvellous ...1 ....... 2 ...... Microshocker pulls Icon out of the ring. Referee didn't see it.]

Icon (pushes the Shocker) : Man, what the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you?

[Microshocker hugs the Icon and whispers something into his ears. All of a sudden, he takes his finger and stuffs it up the Icon's Anus!]

Pedro Santiago : VINTAGE MICROSHOCKER!

Rios Rivera : I thought you didn't know him.

Pedro Santiago : That's what I like to say in public.

[The Icon struggles, bites the Shockers shoulder, but the Shock doesn't let go. The crowd struggles to look. The finger goes deeper and deeper. The referee is too shocked to do anything. The Icon is passing out.]

[Icon falls to the mat...Shocker picks him up and rolls him into the ring...]

[James Fierce gets up ... climbs the top rope ...and gives Matt Marvellous a flying elbow drop.....Cover...1..............2..................3!]

[The referee hands him the belt....NEW BERMUDA TRIANGLE CHAMPION....JAMES FIERCE....]

[Fierce takes his belt and makes his way to the back, trying his best to avoid the Microshocker. The Shocker looks at the unconcious Icon while circling his nipples in glee...]

[He picks up Mr. Computer from the floor and enters the ring. One of the ring boys hand him a mic...Meanwhile, the crowd is booing their asses off...]

Microshocker: When I used to be a 21 year old little boy, I suffered from a depressive illness called the "Asshammers Disease". In other words, I had an enlarged Anus tube. This meant...(tears start falling form his face...)...this meant...I had no control over my bladder.

[Crowd is confused as hell]

Microshocker: Doctors told me that in order for new tissue to created in my anus, they needed someone with similar Anus Skin Coding (ASC). You see, everyone has a different anus. Large anuses, small anuses, blackish anuses, hairy anuses, humid anuses, cool anuses...My anus was an "ENLARGED TUBULAR ANUS". Apparently, only 3 out of 49 million 27 thousand people have this type of anus. I searched throughout the world, searched thousands of anuses, but no one matched my Anus Skin Coding. THAT IS, until I met this man at a Wrestling Convention. He may not remember me, but how can I forget that anus which was so clearly visible in his white pajamas every time he bent over.

[Some of the crowd is leaving...]

Microshocker: And until that day...I have followed him EVERYWHERE. And as you can see, I have now arrived at the SWAT Cats wrestling association.

[Icon begins to get up but the Shocker drives a boot into his pubic area...He again falls unconcious...]

Microshocker: ICON...You are the one man who can give me what I want....YOUR ANUS TISSUE. Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. You'll have a no anus after the surgery...but think of it this way...You can use your magic wand for everything...Sex, Water and Rice. No need to care for two body parts...How about it ICON....I AM WILLING TO WRESTLE YOU....A MATCH...NEXT PPV....NEXT FIESTA...WHENEVER.....FOR YOUR Anus...

Scene comes back to Caribbean Studio.

Rios Rivera : Coming up next is two of SWAT's biggest stars ... meeting in the ring for only the second time .... Syberus and Kilroy Evans ... lets take you now to highlights of this much anticipated match.

Scene switches back to the Barbados Entertainment Centre ... both Kilroy and Syberus in the ring.

[Shot of Syberus pointing at Kilroy, and smiling cockily to him .... Kilroy stares back at him ... and then winks to Syberus.]

Voice over of Pedro Santiago : Looks like Microshocker is rubbing off on us all ... party time in the Caribbean! ... Ummm ... i mean looks like Microshocker is rubbing off on Kilroy.

[Syberus flinches for a second at the wink .. and Kilroy wastes no time clocking him with a big right hand ... Syb quickly bounces back with a right of his own ... and both men then start heatedly exchanging lefts and rights.]

[Shot of Kilroy Evans with a hard left hand .... Syberus with a thundering right ... Evans and Syberus then both pummeling into each other with continuos right hands ... no defence .... just pure offence.]

[Shot of both men then winding up and delivering huge simultaneous haymakers ... both dropping to the mat.]

Voice over of Rios Rivera : What a way to start this one of amigo's ... a good old fashioned slobber knocker (in cheesy American accent)

[Shot switches to show both men back on there feet ... they lock up ... Kilroy putting Syb in a head lock ... Syberus pushing him off into the ropes .... and Syberus catches him with a powerslam.]

[Shot of Kilroy getting to his feet and Syb crunching him with a European uppercut ... Syb with a open hand chop ... another .... Kilroy stands there asking for a third .. which Syberus is happy to give him ... Kilroy no sells the third chop and comes back with a hard chop of his own ... another chop from Kilroy and Syberus is reeling ... Kilroy moves in for the kill .. and Syberus comes back at him out of no where with a devastating clothesline.]

Voice over of Rios Rivera : Syberus may of been playing possum there .... setting Evans up for that stinging clothesline.

[Shot of Kilroy Evans getting to his feet ... Syb coming in with a second clothesline ... Kilroy right back to his feet ... and Syberus levels him with a third clothesline. Evans on his knee's dazed a bit from the three clotheslines and Syberus runs in and delivers a hard boot to the face of Kilroy.]

[Shot switches to show Kilroy Evans now in control .... he picks up Syberus and plants him with a scoop slam ... then Evans nails Syb with a jaw breaker.]

[Shot of Evans mocking the fans ... pointing to his untouchable's t-shirt.]

[Shot of Evans lifting Syb up and planting him with a atomic drop ... Syb selling it for all its worth ... the facial expressions priceless.]

[Shot of Evans delivering a half nelson suplex and going for a cover ... referee Lloyd Braun dropping for a count of two as Syb easily kicks out.]

[Shot switches to Syberus back in control .... Syb catching Evans with a back drop ... Syberus with a swinging neckbreaker.]

[Shot of Syberus drilling Kilroy with a Half Nelson face buster ... and then makes a cover of his own .... referee Lloyd Braun again making a two count as this time Evans kicks out with ease.]

[Shot of Syberus delivering a blue thunder driver ... and then following it up with a sit down tiger bomb and another cover .... count of two by referee Lloyd Braun as Kilroy rolls a shoulder.]

[Shot switches to show Kilroy Evans back in control again .... this time delivering a series of kicks on Syberus ... first a spinning wheel kick ... then a side kick ... a roundhouse puts Syberus down ... and as he is getting back to his feet Evans with a nice ax kick to the neck of Syberus.]

[Shot of Evans with a throat thrust ... Syberus again with the facial expressions gasping for air.]

[Shot of Kilroy with a reverse Russian legsweep.]

[Evans executes a fisherman's suplex. He then rolls over, without letting go of the hold, stands back up, and executes the fisherman's suplex again ... holding on for a pin and two count by referee Lloyd Braun before Syb gets the shoulder up.]

[Shot of Kilroy Evans with a Lou Thesz press ... he then rolls Syb over locking in the rings of Saturn.]

[Shot of Syb again with the facial expressions ... refusing to submit and rolling over to put Kilroy's shoulders on the mat ..... referee Lloyd Braun drops for the count but Kilroy quickly releases the hold.]

[Shot of Kilroy suplexing Syberus ... but Syb lands on his feet ... he waist locks Evans and pushes him forwards into the ropes .... Syb then rolls backwards off the re-bound ... rolling into a pin and bridging out. Braun drops for the count .... 1 ................ 2 .............. (Evans gets the shoulder up just in time.)]

Voice over of Rios Rivera : What a show these two true superstars put on for the Barbados fans ... move after move .... both men leaving no one in any doubt as to how great they are.

Pedro Santiago : No one except for Mr James Fierce ... who has made it clear that Kilroy's future lays in his hands.

[Shot of James Fierce coming down the rampway ... Bermuda Title on his shoulder ... mic in hand.]

James Fierce: EVANS! I told you! I decide whether you win or lose! You dont do anything around here unless I want you to. But there is no point me going into Overtaken against a guy who cant win a match .... what good is that ... no ... you need to be at the top of your game so that it looks even better when i defeat you ... plus i cant say it wont be fun seeing that snide prick Syb take a loss and knowing its because of me.

[Shot of Syb ... his face saying he has had enough .... he slides out of the ring ... and moves towards Fierce ... Fierce charges him with the belt ... but Syb ducks ... and starts wailing the tar out of Fierce ... big rights and lefts ... he rams his head into the safety rail and then drops him on the rampway with a Highlight Cuttah! .... to a huge pop from the crowd.]

[Shot of Kilroy waiting in the ring .... golf clapping Syb and calling him back in to finish the match.]

[Shot of Kilroy mocking Syb ... holding the ropes open for him ... Syb pointing to his head saying "he's too clever for that one" .... and moving to the other side of the ring and sliding in.]

[Shot of Kilroy then sliding out as Syb slides in ... Kilroy points to Syb with the time out signal ... saying he'll only be a second.]

[Shot of Kilroy then pulling out a table from under the ring ... grabbing a groggy Fierce and pulling him up onto the table ... Evans then drills Fierce with the Bad Touch diamond cuter through the table .... gets up and looks at Syb with a look saying ... "anything you can do ... i can do better".]

[Shot of Syberus getting up on the turnbuckle in the hammock position and yawning dismissively ..... Kilroy then sliding back into the ring.]

[Shot of Syb coming down from the turnbuckle and Kilroy bursting with surprising speed and spearing Syb back first into the corner.]

[Shot of Kilroy Evans then jumping on the back of Syb with the piggy back ... simultaneously hooking Syb's arms and legs with his own. There combined weight sending Syb crashing head first to the mat.]

[Shot of Kilroy then with a leg drop and a cover .... referee Lloyd Braun drops for the count .... 1 ............. 2 ............... (Syb just rolls the shoulder.)]

[Shot of Kilroy setting Syb up for the Bad Touch .... he hooks it ... but Syb blocks it ... sending Evans into the ropes ... Syberus then catches Evans with a powerful spinebuster.]

[Shot of Syberus then locking on a Texas cloverleaf .... Evans now excelling in the facial expressions .... Syb yelling for him to tap ... as on the outside ... Fierce is getting back to his feet ... with the mic again.]

James Fierce : DONT YOU TAP EVANS YOU PUSSY!

[Shot of Evans and Syb both looking at Fierce with a "just go away" look. Fierce slides into the ring .... mic still in hand.]

James Fierce : Step aside Syb ... i have changed my mind and decided that Kilroy will now be losing this ma ...........

[Shot of Syberus quickly releasing the Texas cloverleaf ... and leaping at Fierce ... drilling him with the Pure Confidence (Implant/Impaler DDT) ..... the crowd pops huge jumping to there feet ... Evans gets to his feet ... and Syb hooks him as well and crunches him with another Pure Confidence!]

[Shot of the crowd on there feet as Syb drops for the cover ... the crowd counting along with referee Lloyd Braun ..... 1 ...................... 2 ....................... 3!!!!!]

“This Celluloid Dream” by AFI hits as referee Braun raises the arm of Syberus in victory ... the crowd still on there feet and cheering as we switch back to the Caribbean studio's.

Rios Rivera : How about that for a match amigo's!

Pablo Escobar : It-a was-a one hell of a match-a Rios-a!

Pedro Santiago : We'll be right back after this break amigo's.