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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:40:38 GMT -5
The scene opens up to the cheaply decorated SWAT studio's. Rios Rivera, Pedro Santiago and Pablo Escobar sitting in deck chairs surrounded by fake palm tree's and round coffee tables with big drinks and little umbrella's in them.
Rios Rivera : Hola! And welcome to iFIESTA!
Pedro Santiago : A huge show coming your way amigo's .... with this being the final Fiesta before the Overtaken PPV!
Pablo Escobar : I-a cant-a wait-a.
Rios Rivera : For Fiesta or Overtaken?
Pablo Escobar : Both-a!
Rios Rivera : Fair enough. Tonight we will see Caribbean Heavyweight Champ Dave Brickheart teaming up with his scheduled opponent for Overtaken in Jason Taylor ... as they go up against The New Axis of David Sadler and Lee Williams.
Pedro Santiago : We will also see the Bermuda Triangle championship on the line when new champion James Fierce has his first defense against RDK and the returning Handy Andy.
Pablo Escobar : Lets-a not-a forget-a ... the battle of-a the Sevens-a! As-a The Untouchable's Seven-a and The Plummer Seven-a battle it out-a for the rights-a to that name-a.
Rios Rivera : Also in action tonight folks will be Kilroy Evans ... Jack Kross and scheduled appearances from the Icon ... Cobryn and Microshocker.
Pedro Santiago : Micro Shocker was scheduled to compete tonight against Ghalleon in the make your mark throw the two new guys up against each other match ... but Ghalleon has since left SWAT ... perhaps creating a new record for shortest stay. Is it from fear of The Shock? Possibly ... lack of time as he stated ... most certainly not ... as we hear on the rumor mill he signed up at the just reformed $#%*.
Rios Rivera : Good luck to him and them! Ack!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:40:56 GMT -5
[The camera fades back into the arena, where Rios, Pablo and Pedro are getting ready to show the next match highlights. They are sipping on some fruit smoothies, until the camera man tells them they are back on air. They put down the drinks and get ready to talk about the next match.]
Rios Rivera: Next we have highlights from...
Pablo Escobar: Jack Kross Vs Matt Marvellous-a!
Rios Rivera: I was about to say that...
Pablo Escobar: Sorry-a, but we need to show these highlights-a!
Rios Rivera: Why?
Pablo Escobar: The OC-a is on in a few minutes-a.
[Rios and Pedro are silent; before they can say anything else, the screen goes black and cuts to the ring. Jack and Matt are in the ring already and are ready for a battle. The bell rings and the two run at each other with full force.]
[Kross opens the match with a big clothesline to Matt.]
[Kross begins to stomp on Matt's chest, which makes him scream in pain each time Kross jumps on him.]
[Kross picks up Matt and forces him into the corner.]
[Kross starts to give chops to the chest of Matt.]
[Matt tries to get out of the corner, but is unable to. Kross gave him a dropkick to the head, making Matt fly back into the corner.]
[Matt after the kick falls to the ground.]
[Kross goes over to Matt, picks him up and gives him a spinbuster.]
[Kross doesn't let up and gives him a big kick to the head.]
[Matt starts to spit out blood from his mouth.]
[Kross isn't done yet, though. He picks Matt off the mat and gives him a couple of head butts.]
[Matt's head is now busted open. Blood is gushing out of it.]
[Kross then runs up to Matt quickly and gives him a swing neckbreaker.]
[Matt tries to fight back, but it is no use.]
[Kross picks up Matt and sets up for the Kross A Nation.]
[Kross delievers the move perfectly.]
[Kross shakes his head, saying that he isn't done yet.]
[He picks up Matt one more time and gives him a second Kross A Nation.]
[With that move, the referee runs over to Matt and stops the match.]
[The bell rings and the referee holds Kross' hand in the air.]
***Commerical***
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:41:13 GMT -5
[The shot opens on a SWAT banner, which is followed by Kilroy Evans stepping in front of it. He's wearing jean shorts, sneakers, and a custom navy blue t-shirt with "WRESTLING" on it in collegiate style lettering. Unlike his last promo, he looks a little more calm. Not any happier, but definately more calm.]
Kilroy: You know what? I said it before and I'll say it again right here. I don't have to answer to any of you motherfuckers for any reason. I told you all why I'm here and what I supposed to be doing. A what do you do? Lecture me like it's my first goddamn week in the ring. Fierce, my career ain't slumping. I'm doing great. But for some unexplained reason, the Carribbean has become my own Bermuda Triangle. For some reason, this is the meeting place for all the forces conspiring to do me wrong in the universe. Lucky for me, they've chosen James Fierce to be their spokesperson.
James Irving Fierce, you did not make me. You were the punching bag I primed myself on. I took it upon myself to go to the UWA. I went to Jonnie and talked to him. You kept coming to me and trying to take me down. I enjoyed fighting you, and that joy will be rekindled soon enough. You didn't do shit for me. I got noticed because I helped myself. I took control of my destiny. Not by throwing you onto a boat in New Orleans, but by diving off a cage to break a pinfall.
That's always been your problem James. You always tried to make any minor thing you did into a major event. Here's the legacy you and I share. The UWA created a hardcore division ... and we set all of its standards. We moved on. At least, I thought so. But then, I guess I should expect this amount of delusion and obsession from you since you could never beat me. Consistently and thoroughly, I wore you down and wore you out. And soon enough, I get to take all this frustration, the anger, the indignation that you've helped to heap upon me and use it to break you apart yet again. This is going to be the most painful trip down memory lane you've ever taken.
[Kilroy smiles and rubs his beard.]
Now to Brian Carpenter, I want to apologize in advance. You have nothing to do with this thing between Fierce and I. You've got your own trials and tribulations to go through here and I sympathize. But for our match, I have to use you to set an example. I have to remind everyone here in SWAT that the Kilroy people like to talk about has not gone away. I have to remind Fierce of what he'll be stepping back into. Unfortunately for you, Brian, you have to be that example. I want you to fight me as hard as you can, Brian. Because if you don't, it just makes what I'm going to do all the more heinous and gruesome.
The consequences for speakling your mind is accepting the repercussions. And that spells trouble for everyone talking shit about me right now. Kilroy isn't gone, he was just on vacation.
Vacation's over.
The shot fades on Kilroy's sick smile and then switches to ....
[Scene opens with RDK sitting in the middle of his dressing room when 'The Mortally Mean Minister' Charles walks in]
MMM: Killa, what happened out there against Jack Kross!? You had the match won! You locked in the Sharpshoo...
RDK: What happened last Fiesta was the greatest thing that has EVER happened in my career!
MMM: Killa, you've confused me before in the past, but this takes the cake!
RDK: Charles, don't you get it. I don't need a win to be victorious, but rather I need to be victorious to win!
MMM: Man have you been watching 6 Feet Under again?
RDK: No, listen man. I haven't been able to see the forest because of the trees. I've been so busy worrying about beating DK 123, that I've lost focus on what's really important, and that is letting DK feel my pain. The pain that he caused me 3 years ago!
MMM: All right, now you're startin' to make sence for once. So Killia...
RDK: Wait, before ya go on, the first thing I have to do is get over this moniker of being the 'Real Deal Killa' for a while.
MMM: You mean you're dropping the RDK name!?
RDK: That's exactly right. From now on I'm going to be known simply as The Main Ingredient.
MMM: Are you sure. I mean you've been all over the world as RDK. You've been to Germany, England, All over North America, now the Caribbean, not to mention you were in Ring Syndicate's Sold Out Main Event at The Tokyo Dome. I mean you started as RDK...
RDK: And that is why I no longer need to be RDK! Real Deal Killa has done all he can do at this time,and now it's time for a new era in my career. An era where I dominate! It's time that I quit pussyfooting around in this business! It's time that I look the best this business has to offer right in the face and fear nothing! I have enough talent to take over this business, but with those 3 initials "R-D-K" I'm nothing more than a pile of wasted talent. I don't need that name holding me back anymore! It's time I let everyone know who I am. It's time that I take this business by the balls. It's time I control my own destiny. It's time that I be The Main Ingredient!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:41:55 GMT -5
Rios Rivera: Next up is Brian Carpenter taking on the ever present Kilroy Evans.
Pablo Escobar: If you-a ask me they both-s suck-a.
Pedro Santiago: Thats why we dont ask you Pablo, you havent even learned to speak English properly.
["Espionage" by Green Day hits and Kilroy Evans makes his way down the ramp and to the ring.]
[As the music comes on throughout the arena, the ring announcer begins his introduction. A hulking man comes out pulling along a red wagon with Brian Carpenter sitting in it. As the man stops in front of the steps, Carpenter gets out and pays the man some money then he runs up the steps. He enters the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle before jumping out of the ring. He tags hands with all the kids in the front row. He then rolls back in the ring and readies himself for the match.]
[As Carpenter rolls into the ring, he is instantly assaulted with stomps by Kilroy Evans whos looking to get an advantage early.]
[Kilroy forces Carpenter to his feet, however it is Carpenter who manages to get in the Irish Whip. Kilroy is whipped across the ring and onto the ropes. Carpenter then charges towards Kilroy and is seemingly going for a clothesline, however Kilroy manages to duck it and flip Brian Carpenter over the ropes and to the outside.]
[Kilroy slides out of the ring himself and forces Carpenter to his feet again. Kilroy then whips Carpenter into the ring post. Carpenter hits the ring post with some impact and the momentum sends him crashing back to the floor.]
[Carpenter manages to force himself up right away after hitting the posts and throws some fists at Evans but they are ineffective due to Carpenters slightly dazed state. Kilroy forces Carpenter back into the ring, where he hits him with a Scoop Slam and attempts a quick cover 1
.2
.Carpenter easily gets the shoulder up.]
Rios Rivera: Kilroy controlled this match early on but Brian Carpenter refusing to die.
Pedro Santiago: He was the underdog going into the match, but if wins this he will surely turn some heads in the company.
Pablo Escobar: I always turn my head when either of these two are wrestling
[Kilroy Evans brings Brian Carpenter to his feet again, and drags him across to the turnbuckle. Kilroy then attempts to ram Brians face into the turnbuckle padding but Brian cant be forced and its Brian who manages to smash Evans face into the padding.]
[Kilroy Evans stumbles around a little dazed from the attack. Brian Carpenter sees an advantage and hits Kilroy Evans with an inch perfect and thunderous Missile Dropkick and attempts a quick cover on Evans 1
..2
..Evans gets the shoulder up.]
[Kilroy rolls away from Brian but this doesnt stop Brian forcing him up. Kilroy lays some weak shots to Brians abdomen however Brian kicks Kilroy in the gut which winds him for a few seconds and hits him with a Fame Asser crushing Kilroys head onto the mat and covers again 1
2
.Kilroy kicks out and Brian is in disbelief.]
Rios River: Brian Carpenter will regret missing out on those perfect opportunities to win the match.
Pedro Santiago: He put together some good moves and kept Kilroy down, however he could not manage to finish the deal.
Pablo Escobar: I was-a hoping-s this one-a would finish early too-a.
[Brian Carpenter gets to his feet and lays a few stomps on Kilroys back. Kilroy manages to get to the ropes and use them to find his feet again. He throws some hard punches at Carpenter and starts to force him back into the mid ring area. The two men exchanging blows in the mid ring area and the crowd goes nuts. Kilroy gets on top of things again, he whips Brian into an opposite turnbuckle and follows up with a Clothesline grounding Brian Carpenter.]
[Kilroy brings Carpenter to his feet and gets him up and smashes him down to the mat with a hard Sidewalk Slam and then covers 1
.2
Brian just gets the shoulder up.]
Pedro Santiago: Brian just refused to die at that point but it was not that long before this match came to a conclusion.
Rios Rivera: Both men clearly wanted this match to be theirs and the crowd was really into this match up.
Pablo Escobar: Unlike-a me, I mean honestly who cares-a about Brian Carpenter and Kilroy Evans in-a match? Not Pablo!
[Kilroy Evans forces Brian Carpenter to his feet once more. He tries to get him up but Brian manages to stop himself from being moved. Brian Carpenter then gets a hold of Kilroy Evans and does an Armdrag and follows up with a quick Suplex and cover
1
2.. Kilroy easily gets the shoulder up.]
[Carpenter kicks Evans a couple of times while hes grounded, Evans gets to his feet. Carpenter goes for the super kick but Evans ducks it. Evans then starts punching Carpenter again.]
[Brian Carpenter tries to get in a little offence, but Kilroy gets the better of Brian whos working on adrenaline now. Kilroy Evans then from nowhere hits Brian Carpenter with the infamous The Bad Touch (Diamond Cutter) and then covers
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3]
[The bell sounds and the announcer calls Kilroy Evans as the winner. Carpenter stands by the ropes using them to stay on his feet looking rather disappointed while Kilroys hand is raised.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:42:20 GMT -5
(The Windows XP startup theme plays through the speakers as the crowd gets up on their feet and starts to cheer as loud as they can. Out from the back emerges the legendary trio of the Microshocker, Bad Boy King Kong and Mr. Computer. The Microshocker looks on in utter shock, this is the first time in his 8 year career he's recieved a positive reaction from the fans.)
Rios Rivera : I never thought I'd see this day. This guy is the most hated fella in the history of Hardkore World. Why are the fans rooting for him?
Pedro Santiago : Side-effects of viagra.
(The trio, still in shock, make their ways into the ring. The ring boy hands him the mic...)
Microshocker: Have you guys gone mad? YOU'LL RUIN MY WHOLE PERSONA! MY WHOLE GIMMICK! Don't cheer for me, boo me! Come on, BOO ME YOU DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES!
(The crowd laughs and starts to cheer even furthur. They chant "MICRO-SHOCKER, MICRO-SHOCKER,
MICRO-SHOCKER".)
Microshocker: NO NO NO!!! I CANT STAND THIS! I CANT STAND THIS! WHAT HAS GONE WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! I AM SUPPOSED TO be the "BAD GUY" and not the "GOOD GUY". This is a million dollar gimmick, don't ruin it. You'll ruin a whole industry. You'll ruin my whole wrestling career ... please don't ... please don't ...
(The fans cheer even more passionately...)
Microshcoker: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
(Suddenly the eerie music that is "The Nobodies" by Marylin Manson begins to play. The Icon emerges on to the ramp wearing an uncomfortable smile and marches on down to the ring. For some reason, he extends his hand to Microshocker...)
Icon (grabs a mic): Listen here pal, I understand that you're a little odd. More than likely, you're one of those...
[Icon looks around, wondering if he'll step on any toes, but continues anyway.]
Icon : One of those GAYS. All that aside, I was NOT impressed with your actions last week. You stuffed your finger up my ass, pervert. I'm sorry ... but I'm not going to let you go unpunished for that one. You will NEVER have my anus. That's the most disgraceful thing I've ever heard in my successful life. ARE YOU MAD? What would make you think it's a good idea to take my exterior bowels out? I don't care what all these other GAYS in the audience think! And I know they're gays because NO ONE ELSE would find that entertaining.
[Motions to the crowd who react with boo's and serious heat for Icon.]
Icon : Listen here, Goofy, I don't have a match tonight. I didn't get booked. I think it was a gift from God. But ... I'm willing to have a solid and fair match with you tonight to gain a little redemption. What do you say?
Microshocker: Well......KONG, GET THE INCISSION KNIFE!!!
(The Icon looks on in Shock as Kong gives the Icon a 450 pound clothesline from the side ... Icon has been knocked out by the retired 143 time World Champion...)
Microshocker : Take off his pants...
(Kong rips off the Icon's million-dollar jeans to reveal his very stylish boxer briefs...)
Microshocker: Take off his undergarments...
(Kong starts to pull them off, when suddenly "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays through the p.a. system ... Out of the back emerges Paul Soutter...)
Paul Soutter: Now now Shock, this is a family show, we DO NOT want stuff like that happening on tv, do we? Now, if you may, please let him go...
(Microshocker gives Soutter an innocent look...)
Paul Soutter: LET HIM GO DAMMIT...
(Kong lets go...)
Paul Soutter: Thank you. Tell you what Shock, I've got something much better in line for you than Icon's anus...
(Microshocker raises his eyebrow...)
Microshocker: What could be better?
Paul Soutter: NEXT FIESTA .... FOLLOWING OVERTAKEN ... MAIN EVENT .... MICRO SHOCKER VS ICON .... whether or not that be for the World title is yet to be seen.
Microshocker: Ummm, well I was thinking along the lines of a salary increase, but I guess this WILL JUSTTT DO.
(Kong nods.)
Paul Soutter: Good. Good. I'm glad we've reached an agreem---
(Icon superkicks Bad Boy King Kong & Mr.Computer out of the ring .... Now the ring is left with two men, The Microshocker and the Icon ... in his panties)
Microshocker: PLEASE DONT HURT ME! I WAS JUST JOKING!
Icon: HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF MY FANS LIKE THIS!? I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR GOOFY ASS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW.
Microshocker: Wearing those nice briefs is nothing to be ashamed off, I wear Banana Republic, and I am proud of it.
(Icon goes for a fast, makeshift Iconomizer which ends up with Shocker somehow sliding down his back and turning him around, only to plant him with a huge, wet kiss. The Icon pushes him back then stumbles back in a daze slightly.)
Icon: BIG MISTAKE, GAY-BOY!
Microshocker: Actually, I was just distracting you, so Kong could sneak up from behind with a cheapshot...
Icon: WHA?
(Kong slams Mr. Computer (laptop) over the head of the Icon. Icon falls to the mat, unconcious.)
(Fans chant "MICROSHOCKER, MICROSHOCKER" as Soutter shakes his head and goes to the back ... meanwhile Kong and the Shock rejoice with hugs and humps ... and everything in between ... as Icon writhes in pain in the corner of the ring, watching the near-sodomy that occurs between a computer, a big guy, and some weirdo named Microshocker.)
(Commercial break...)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:42:38 GMT -5
Pedro Santiago : Well, next up we have a match between Seven and Adam Plummer to determine rights to the name Seven. This should be interesting.
Rios Rivera : Not to mention that this seems a trend lately. The Icon will go against Big Stan at Overtaken and a name change is on the line, as well as the World Heavyweight Championship. But tonight
Weve got Seven vs. Plummer and one of these two is going to keep the right to the name Seven.
Pablo Escobar : He just a said a that a! Any a how a, lets a take a look a at the match a at hand a!
[We fade into the arena
]
[Plummer and Seven make a quick lock-up. Shot of Plummer pulling a quick headlock to Seven. Seven fights out and throws Plummer to the ropes. Shot of Plummer ducking a clothesline on his way back.]
[Shot of Seven throwing a few punches, Plummer firing back.]
[Plummer knocking Seven down with a hard right. Seven scrambles to his feet. Shot of Plummer going for another but missing. Shot of Seven using it to his advantage with an evenflow DDT to Plummer on his turning around.]
[Shot of Seven throwing some nasty stomps. Shot of Plummer fighting his way back up.]
[Shot of Seven grappling Plummer on his way back up. Shot of Plummer with an uppercut. Seven fumbles back.]
[Shot of Plummer taking Seven down with a hard clothesline from short range. Seven writhes in pain. Plummer drops a quick elbow and pulls Seven up.]
[Shot of Plummer whipping Seven into the ropes and catching him with a powerslam on the way back.]
[Shot of Plummer making the cover
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Seven makes the clean kickout.]
[Shot of Seven getting to his feet quickly. Shot of Plummer slapping the chest. Seven fumbles. Shot of Plummer going for another slap. Seven grabs the arm and turns it into a hammerlock. Shot of Seven holding the lock.]
[Plummer reverses, Seven reverses, Seven whips Plummer. Plummer getting nailed with a fist on his way back.]
[Shot of Seven gaining leverage. Seven pulls a modified bodyslam, landing Plummer on his hip.]
[Shot of Seven going to the second rope. Seven drops an elbow to Plummer. Shot of Seven taking the cover
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3 isnt a lucky enough number for Seven at the moment. Plummer rolls out of the ring to recoup, Seven playing the crowd while Plummer catches his breath.]
[Plummer makes his way back in slowly, but charges Seven from behind and takes him down with a tackle from behind.]
[Shot of Plummer working Seven with some grounded punches. Seven covers his face. Shot of Plummer getting angry. Shot of Plummer pulling Seven up by his hair.]
[Shot of Plummer nailing a clean vertical suplex. Shot of Plummer executing a hard DDT.]
[Plummer makes the cover
1
2
Seven kicks out before 3.]
[Shot of Plummer getting irritated, raises Seven. Shot of Seven getting a thumb to Plummers eye. Shot of Seven hitting a kick to Plummers gut. Shot of Seven taking Plummer down with a facebuster.]
[Shot of Plummer grabbing his face, Seven recovering from Plummers massive DDT. Seven raises Plummer. Seven throws Plummer into the ropes and ducks to hit a back body drop. Plummer rolls over the back of Seven, leaving Seven wondering what happened.]
[Shot of confused Seven turning around only to receive Plummers Weapon of Mass Deception. Plummer scurries to make the pin
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And Plummer wins it. Plummer celebrates as though he just won a championship!]
[We fade back to the studio
]
Rios Rivera : I suppose its safe to call the winner of this match, Adam Seven Plummer!
Pablo Escobar : What a match a! Plummer a escaping with a the clean a victory. Seven a loses a his name a!
Pedro Santiago : Could Icon be next? I certainly hope so
An
Rios Rivera : Watch it, you know what happened the last time you underestimated The Icon.
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Shot goes to the locker room ... Seven (or the member of the Untouchables formerly known as Seven irate ... kicking lockers ... tipping tables over ... he picks up a chair and tosses it ... just missing his Untouchable's partner Kilroy Evans.
Kilroy Evans : Whoa. Easy Seve ... i mean fella ... watch where your tossing that stuff.
The leader of The Untouchable's power walks to Kilroy ... getting right in his face.
Easy? Easy? I just lost my name ... fella. My whole identity! And you tell me ... easy?
Kilroy Evans just shrugs in a "o well" fashion ... the leader of The Untouchable's now livid.
And where were you! I brought you over here to The Caribbean to watch my back!
WHERE_THE_FUCK_WERE_YOU?
The leader of the Untouchable's then slaps Kilroy right in the mouth .... a drip of blood trickling down from the corner of Kilroy's mouth ... Kilroy's eye's telling the story that he should not of done that.
Kilroy slaps him back ... then slaps him again ... and again ... The leader of the Untouchable's reeling now ... Kilroy then with a throat thrust ... a high roundhouse .... just tearing the leader of The Untouchable's apart.
Kilroy then rams his head into the locker room wall ... creating a whole in the plaster wall.
Evans then Irish whips him right into a table which was turned over earlier and was wedged up against the wall.
Kilroy Evans then drags the groggy leader of the Untouchable's up onto another table ... and drills him through it with a devastating Bad Touch Diamond Cutter.
The scene fading with Kilroy taking off his Untouchable's t-shirt and tossing it onto the unconscious leader of the Untouchable's as he grabs his bag and heads out of the locker room .....
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:43:13 GMT -5
Hello folks, and welcome to the 1st (and hopefully not last) edition of "Down Under." The Connection's ace reporter Mark Briscal here with all the news from the land of Oz, better known as SWAT: Australia. First things first, let's get to the show. (click the banner to read the full results)
Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition's flagship show, the Australian region's "No Man's Land," kicked off with a bang as the "Hawaiin Horror" Kota dominated Alexander Delvacio in a quick match to open the show. Kota and his manager House of Pain leader Reginald P. Packer promised a "sacrifice" on the next show and they delivered, in a shocking turn of events, by turning on their only female member Brandi! Four large men carrying a giant wooden cross accompanied Kota and Packer down to ringside and after Kota finished brutalizing the poor woman, she was tied to the cross and "sacrificed" to the island gods. What a disgusting sight that was! Packer and his cronies should be disgusted with themselves!
Drew Hudson then made his way to the ring. He wanted to talk about the Australian roster and how's he's better than them all because he's from Florida or something. Good lead in to the World Title #1 Contenders match later on. Hudson obviously hasnt realized yet that most of the Australian roster isnt actually from Australia, and that first real "American indy star" to join SWAT was the Connection's own Adrian Tanner Jr. But who am I to tell him?
Hudson does have the skills I think to be one of the best though, so thats an upside.
After a quick break R.C. took on the veteren DKahuna. Speaking of DK, most everyone in SWAT is wondering what happened to DK's "Kliq" partner Bruno. He had an amazing match with Australian Champ Sly Fondell a few months ago at the Cinco De Mayhem PPV, then disappeared. Hope he's ok.
Anywas, a good little matchup with R.C. coming close to breaking his losing streak many times, but the Vet Dkahuna pulled off the win in the end.
Then the only known form of living testicular cancer, Evil Dictator Extroardinaire...er..."SWAT President" Dracon Xanathos made his way out to the ring for the next part of the "Gimmick match extrravaganza" lottery. This time it was Killer who got his name drawn, and he wanted a match with the Statewide Champ CK Panic. Well, Killer got his wish. You'll have to see for yourself how.
Speaking of the Statewide champ, he made quick work of newcomer Shawn Mackay, retaining his title.
Lan Mandroga then made his way out, and in what I can only presume to be a drunken stupor (not good for your debut) stupidly called out the SWAT World Champion Stan "The Tank" Wilson. Luckily for Lan, Stan had more important things to worry about, like shining Dracon's boots and keeping his lips firmly planted on Dracon's ass to care about the drunken newcomer, but I dont think this guy's gonna let up anytime soon.
Meh, his funeral.
Up next was the 5-way World Title #1 contenders match, a brainchild of the Tank's, pitting five of the most impressive newcomers against each other for a shot at the top gold in SWAT. It was Drew Hudson, "Sundevil" Ben Stevens, Jerry Nelson III, new Statewide title contender Killer and Jason Klane in a fun match. In the end, Killer made the "Sundevil" tap to the Killmission, and proves once again that he's a force to be reckoned with. Not close to being on The Connection's level of "forces that arent to be reckoned with," but still, he's good. Panic's gonna have to bring his A-game to keep up with Killer.
President Asshat...er...Xanathos returned to the ring for another lottery drawing, and in another shocker, he pulled out the name of the one man he'd suspended just a few weeks ago, Nick Collyer! Dracon ordered Collyer to come out and explain himself. Collyer, always one step ahead of Dracon, explained that he got the SWAT Committe to overturn the wrongful suspension and now Nick's back in SWAT! Nick's opponent for the "Overtaken" PPV? Dracon Xanathos!! I tell ya, Dracon was none too happy about that.
Up next we had the main event.
SWAT CEO, the "Big Bad Bustling Bandit" Paul Soutter teamed up with a guy who's been impressing everyone over at SWAT lately, "The Mummy Commando" Genity Howard to take on Australian Heavyweight Champion "The Ace" Sly Fondell and Legion X stooge Triple B. All four of these men will be meeting at the PPV, with Genity looking to end Sly's Australian Title reign and The Boss looking to get some revenge on Legion X by beating Big Bag Bill into a bloody pulp.
What a great match! It looked like Both teams couldve won numerous times over, but the end came when Jerry Nelson III interfered, attacking Genity! These two have been having words for awhile now, and Genity got caught up, brawling up the ramp with Jerry, leaving Soutter open and prone for Fondell to hit the "Last Kiss Goodnight" and pin the Suit for a second time in a few short weeks.
After the match, Dracon and World Champ Stan Wilson made their way down to the ring, and the four men proceeded to beat the holy hell out of the SWAT Owner.
But just in the nick of time, my boys, The Connection ran in for the save. Legion X and Fondell didnt even stick around to try and fight. Cowards!
Dracon did make a match for the next No Man's Land though, as punishment for the Connection's involvement. He made it known that it would be the Connection, putting their SWAT World Tag Team Titles on the line against Dracon's prized cronies Legion X's Triple B and The Tank Stan Wilson!
What a match!
Overall, a terrific show. Nex's week's should be even better though, with the World Tag titles on the line!
Well, that's all for this week.
So until next time, this has been this time!
- Later.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:43:40 GMT -5
Rios Rivera: Our next match amigos is a Bermuda Triangle title match. The reigning champion James Fierce takes on Handy Andy and RD
Pedro Santiago: Hold up Rios
This just in. RDK will now be referred to as Main Ingredient.
Pablo Escobar: Main Ingredient-a? We- will-a see-a about-a that-a. James-a Fierce-a has-a been-a on-a a-a roll-a.
Rios Rivera: Before Pablo gives away the ending lets roll the footage.
[ The scene opens with all three already in the ring
James Fierce of course grabs a microphone.]
James Fierce: Boys, boys, boys. Listen. Ill tell you what I am going to do. I am going to watch this match. Thats right, I am just going to take a seat up here on the turnbuckle and watch. Thats it. I could care less about defending this title or even having it? I have bigger fish to fry, aka Kilroy Evans. I just dont have the energy to make sure his career is back on track and to defend this title as well
So if you dont mind. Ill be over here.
[James Fierce climbs the top turnbuckle, as the Main Ingredient cheap shots Handy Andy with a clothes line from behind.]
James Fierce: Wow, very nice.
[The Main Ingredient lifts Handy Andy up into a standing suplex and nails a Cobryn like brain buster.]
[Main Ingredient then begins a vicious knee attack to Andy Handy head.]
[MI then catapults into the turnbuckle that James Fierce is sitting on knocking him off the side and out of the ring.]
[With Handy Andy sitting in the corner MI starts booting him repeatedly in the cranium.]
[MI Picks Handy Andy up and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle followed by a stinger splash.]
[Handy Andy begins to fall forward and MI runs up behind him with a running bulldog.]
[MI goes for the pin.]
Referee Mike Joey: One
..
Two
.
[Seek and Destroy starts over the PA and DK makes his way down the ramp way
which causes MI to break the pin and look up.]
[James Fierce then crawls in the ring and drop kick MI out of the ring.]
[Fierce then climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits his patented Picture Perfect Elbow Drop.]
Referee Mike Joey: One
.
Two
.
Three!!!!!!!
[Suddenly, an instrumental version of "Bombs Over Baghdad" by Outkast starts playing. Everyone looks to the entrance, especially Fierce who has a look of recognition on his face.]
Rios Rivera: Who could be coming out here?
[The crowd reacts loudly as Kilroy Evans steps out onto the entrance way and points to James Fierce. He smiles a toothy grin and makes an "I'm going to break you in half" motion with his hands.]
Rios Rivera: Fierce is livid! He's motioning for Kilroy to get in the ring, but Kilroy waves him off and is walking calmly to the back! What is going on here?
[Fierce angrily paces as the show fades out to commercial.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:44:04 GMT -5
Scene returns to SWAT Caribbean studio
Rios Rivera : Welcome back amigo's ... last week ... we saw the debut of one of the greatest wrestlers ever to set foot in a wrestling ring ... Cobryn .... and your not going to believe this ... but he seems to have his own host segment with SWAT now .... lets take you to the ring ... where he is joined by his first guest ... the Big Bad Bustling Bandit .... Paul Soutter.
Scene switches back to the Barbados Entertainment Centre .... Cobryn and Soutter both looking each other up and down working the crowd.
Cobryn: Yes, believe it fans. Cobryn is absolutely proud to have THE Big Fat Bustling Bandit himself...
Soutter: Thats Big BAD Bustling Bandit...
Cobryn: Thats what I said...
Soutter: Ahhh yes.
[Soutter shakes his head.]
Cobryn: So, back to what I was saying.
[To the fans.]
Cobryn: Could you ever imagine that Cobryn and the Big, Fat, Fat, Fat Bustling Bandit himself would be once again standing in the middle of the ring?
Soutter : In the middle of a S.W.A.T. ring!
[Fans react with a cheap pop.]
Cobryn: I thought Ringlings made all these rings? Nevermind. Whatever.
Sout... You are a man that Cobryn respects. And Cobryn means this. This interview is ALL about you ... My main turkey ... My old boss ... lets get right down to what the fans really want to know.
[Crowd starts a "Dracon sucks" chant.]
Cobryn: You know who they want to talk about ... so lets get right down it.
Soutter : Let me guess Sweet Mouth ... you?
Cobryn: Why do I always feel like a Ponderosa Buffet when you call me that?
[Cobryn shudders.]
In any case, seeing that there are no forks in the ring to speak of... How did it feel ... when Cobryn fell into the lap of the UWA and took it over in no time? Did you realize immediately that the greatest talent in wrestling had just fallen into your lap and that suddenly you had a star that was going to make you enough money to run countless wrestling organizations in Australia?
Soutter : Anyone who makes The Suit money is all right by my book .... and you are right ... you made me a hell of a lot of money.
Cobryn: All right, next question. This one's important as well. When Cobryn did become the ultimate star in the history of wrestling ... Did you have a Cobryn shrine you would pray to ... as if it wasn't for him the UWA would have fallen victim to terrible ratings brought on by wrestlers such as Kilroy Evans and Robert Hunglestein ... excuse me ... Hunglow2Feelgood?
Soutter : Cobryn shrine? Ummm .... No ... but that brings me to a funny story ... this one time i was doing a little research and got my secretary Sally to sign me up to the Cobryn fan club .... but thats a story for another time.
Cobryn: Finally... At old UWA Meetings ... would you all bow down to your Cobryn shrines and pray to your Cobryn?
Soutter : Look .... this isn't the UWA ... this is S.W.A.T. Jack! Voted number ONE fed for the mid year 2005! The UWA is in the past ... finished ... move on ... its dead man ... D.E.A.D.
Cobryn, not paying attention anymore: Yes yes... I'm sure thats important to you. With you and the... thing... and stuff like that. Lets move on. Soutter. What is the deal with Dracon Xanathos? Tell Cobryn more of your story. Just what is really going on here Big Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Bustling Bandit.
Soutter : Well Sweet Mouth .... its tale of jealousy and envy. Dracon ....
Cobryn: DragQueen.
Soutter: DragQueen, despite being this "Hollywood, Olympic ... ninja" .... with the world at his feet and (cough ... cough) ... being able to achieve everything he ever set out to ..... (cough ...cough .... )
Cobryn : Hold it a moment Suit .... we are not talking about Cobryn. And Cobryn is no Ninja. That is gay. Cobryn is not. Go on now...
Soutter : Yeah .... anyway ... with all Dragon's accomplishments and everything he has ever done ... he wants to be me.
Cobryn: Incredible. I always figured most people wanted to be Cobryn. Go figure.
Soutter: The man is obsessed with me ... and through betrayal and some hair brain scheme ... has some how managed to wrest the fed away from me ... with a lot of help from some less then honorable men ... but never fear .... all will return to normal in good time ... you know me man ... i am one stubborn S.O.B. .... and it will take more then a few lackeys and a fancy ninja costume to stop The Suit.
Cobryn : (looking of into the crowd at a pretty girl not paying attention) .... Yeah ... The fat bustling bandit and all that.. thats nice.
Soutter : Yeah ... now ... let me ask you a question ... if you dont mind.
Cobryn : Huh? Yeah .. .sure ... shoot.
Soutter : Ok .... what are you doing here .... in SWAT i mean?
Cobryn : . Well, I wanted to show off the real World Championship, and besides, you always comp my meals and room and board... so Cobryn figured what the Hell?
Soutter : Sounds great. That sure was an .... interesting .... debut last Fiesta. I liked that parting cheap shot you delivered on Dracon .... how'd you think of that?
Cobryn : Any day I get to "hit" that guy in the balls... is a good day with Cobryn.
Soutter : Right. One thing i did find interesting about last weeks debut Sweet Mouth ... and thats that we also had another superstar make there debut here at SWAT.
[Cobryn's eyes squint a bit ... with a "where you going with this" expression.]
Soutter : Where am i going with this? You might be thinking .... well .... you see ... last week ... as the whole world knows ... we also had the Microshocker make his debut.
Cobryn : Ah yes. He carried Cobryn bags to my limo while on his trip to the bus.
Soutter : Well .... i couldn't help but notice .... that his debut ... totally overshadowed yours!
[Cobryn's eyes go shoot wide open in shock.]
Soutter : The whole world was talking about the debut of the Shock ... and what an impact he made .... and what were they saying about Cobryn? I'll tell you what they were saying .... nothing!
Cobryn : Fear does that to men Soutter. Why would people want to say Cobryn's name and possibly get his fury unleashed on them? It makes perfect sense. Microshocker gets a lot of attention because since the Dragon regime took over... well theres a lot of mano on mano action in that locker room.
Soutter : You tell me ... what happened ... can it be the mighty Cobryn is losing it ... i mean .... it was like they just didn't .... care.
Cobryn : Soutter... you may have left a roast in your ear. Take it out and we'll try this again. No... lets just move on. Soutter... what keeps you in this buisness? Its obviously not the same reasons as say... Cobryns... with my unprecedented success and all... so it has to be something. What could it be? Is it the opportunity to hang around with someone like myself?
Soutter : What keeps me in this business ... Cobryn ... my old friend ... this business means more to me then you could possibly imagine. Its not something i choose to do ... its something i am. I live and breathe it .... every waking moment of the day. I wouldn't have it any other way .... and i like it like that!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:46:28 GMT -5
Scene returns to show Dracon Xanathos in the ring spinning his ball tumbler around.
Dracon Xanathos : Ok folks ... Overtaken is right around the corner ... so what im going to do ... is pull out two names here ... both men can then choose who they want for the ppv.
Dracon reaches in and pulls out two names ......
Dracon Xanathos : What do you know? David sadler ... and Lee Williams .... The New Axis ..... (New Price is Right voice) ..... Come on down!!!
[The words "Bound to violence Gagged by pain Drowned in self-regret This grief is the sentence you face" sound then a brief pause as the background music continues. Just as the next verse hits a cloud of smoke engulfs the stage where Williams and Sadler emerge just the next verse kicks in "Incomplete, you've lost your way Struggling with rationale In a world so cold and bleak How could this be a place for you?". Black and white lights violently flash all around the arena as both men head to the ring. They walk with a blank face concentrating solely on the ring not letting anything stop them. Lee Steps over the top rope while Sadler climbs through the ropes and as they enter the ring the go to opposite turnbuckles going there signature jesters. They dismount from the turnbuckles and Sadler is thrown a microphone.]
David Sadler: So we get to pick right? Well I think our pick is pretty damn obvious. I and Lee as The New Axis have devoted ourselves to a crusade. On one part of this crusade is the soap opera bullshit they call GCW and on the other hand
Lee grabs the microphone away from Sadler
Lee Williams: We dont like the stand up comedy either, this business is about wrestling men fighting to see whos the bets now who can do the best I am in a paper factory ha-ha segments, its about who can out promo and then out wrestle their opponents.
Lee hands to microphone back to Sadler
David Sadler: Exactly, this comedy crap is equally is naff as manic depressive segments related to character development well kids this aint star wars or Saturday night live, this is S.W.A.T a wrestling company that boasts tradition in its name. Well were going to bring back that Tradition and challenge the two worse perpetrators of the bad jokes and one line of speech each crud.. The Connection!
Lee is handed the microphone.
Lee Williams: Thats right Connection you have finally been cornered and now its your time to face the number one tag team in the world today. We are sick of your crap, for about 6 months it has been Connection beats Bruno and Connection beats Ralph Pierce. Well boys its time for you to face some real competition, we are the only ones with enough balls to confront GCW .. we dont fight our battles with jokes and segments, we wrestle in the ring and we want you!
Lee drops the microphone and they both start leaving the ring
Dracon: "Well, there you have it folks. At Overtaken, the Connection will defend the world tag team titles..if they can get by MY team first...against the team of The New...."
Voice: "Hey..."
Voice: "Excuse me..."
[Suddenly the crowd explodes in cheers as the SWATron pops to life.]
Voice: "That's better."
[The New Axis stop dead in their tracks as the tron shows the larger than life figures of that unstoppable undeniable unimaginably awesome duo of ownage known WORLD WIDE as The Connection of Syberus & Adrian Tanner Jr, sitting in a locker room, with one half of the SWAT World Tag Titles hanging on each of their shoulders.]
Adrian: "Hey look Syb, it's those guys who can't stop saying our names every five minutes...."
Syberus: "Don't forget the entrance music."
Adrian: "..And use our entrance music to pop buyrates for a show we clearly would have never stepped foot in."
Syberus: "So it is."
Adrian: "And now it looks like we're forced to face them at Overtaken. Oh no, please. Save me. Anything but that."
[You can literally feel the sarcasm dripping off of every word from Adrian's last few sentences. FEEL IT.]
Syberus: "Wait, what? Us, face them?"
Adrian: "I'm pretty sure. That was the rules to this little gimmick shindig. Undeserving nobodies get title shots by doing nothing more than being on DragQueen's balls. That right Drags?"
Dracon: "First off, you little punks, it's not DragQ..."
Syberus: "Answer the bloody question Timmy! We've got other undeserving nobodies to obliterate."
[Dracon sighs.]
Dracon: "Yes, that's right."
Adrian: "Ok then. First off, Dave..."Character development?" What's that?"
[Somebody just broke the first rule of wrestling.]
[David Sadler-Ruining wrestling, one day at a time.]
Syberus: "What The narrator...guy...said."
Adrian: "Ladies, there's a huge glaring difference between what we do, and what your little friends over in GshitdoubleU do."
Syberus: "The difference being...WE'RE ACTUALLY BLOODY TALENTED."
Adrian: "Right. Point #2. This isnt GshitdoubleU, or UCW (Adrian shudders at the though of UCW) or EWF or whatever the hell fed it was that Lee ran and was also champion in...."
Syberus: "No, and thank the bloody Christ for that. No boys, this...is SWAT. The #1 ranked wrestling organization of the MidYears. And d'ya know why SWAT's the #1 ranked wrestling organization of the Midyear? It sure as bloody hell isnt because of you two."
Adrian: "God no. At the forefront of SWAT being the #1 ranked wrestling organization of the Midyears, you have the #4 and #8 WRESTLERS, yes Dave, WRESTLERS, of the Midyear, along with the #1 Cruiserweight WRESTLER of the Midyear."
Syberus: "That'd be us."
Adrian: "Damn skippy. Anyways...wait, why am I arguing LOGIC with David Sadler?"
Syberus: "Good question."
Adrian: "Meh. Let's get to the real matters then. See, as hard as it is to believe, we're actually glad you chose us to face at Overtaken."
Syberus: "I know, I was shocked to believe it myself."
Adrian: "This gives us the chance to put a plan in motion we've had for awhile. You got to pick the match, great. You chose your 1st, last, and ONLY shot at our World Tag Team Titles. Great."
Syberus: "But now, dear boys, you have to live with the consequences of your actions."
Adrian: "And the consequences of your actions, this time, arent just us beating you two back into the tiny little hole of delusion that you two crawled out of."
Syberus: "No sir. See, what it all boils down to, is we're tired."
Adrian: "Tired of what? Tired of you two asshats saying our names every other sentence."
Syberus: "Sorry 'gents, but our names are reserved for people whom, y'know...actually bloody matter."
Adrian: "Right. And it's about time we rectify that mistake. So, while you got to choose the opponents WE get to choose the match."
Syberus: "Bloody good show. And at Overtaken, it most certainly is going to be the Connection vs...those guys that wont stop saying our names every half-second. But here's where the fun comes in."
Adrian: "Oh yes. See, you're going to get your shot at our titles (and fail miserably), but your going to do in a special match we've created just for you. We like to call it:"
"The Connection Present:
Sadler & Williams Please Shut the Everloving Bloody Hell Up.
~The Match."
Syberus: "And what that entails...is this. If by some miracle, like say...Aids gets trampled over by a stampede of flying 1000 foot tall ants..."
Adrian: "Or the moon falling out of orbit and crushing Syb into a fine powder.."
Syberus: "Then you two shall have what you so clearly want. These."
[Syberus holds up his half of the SWAT World Tag Team Championship]
Adrian: "And you'll get the pleasure of being able to say you were the first team to defeat The Connection. But that isnt likely."
Syberus: "No. Not bloody likely at all. But, it could."
Adrian: "But it wont. Continuing on, after you inevitably fail horribly to defeat us just like the entire universe knows you will, you can no longer yell/scream/whisper/speak/not so much as THINK of the names Syberus and Adrian Tanner for the next 365 days after Overtaken."
[The crowd roars with laughter, while Dracon and those other jobbers look on in shock.]
Syberus: "That means no whining about how the Connection "screwed you over" the next day when it's so clearly obvious we could beat you both without even blinking an eyelash. That means no using our entrance music in other federations to try and make it look like the #3 Tag of the midyears might actually show up."
Adrian: "That means no stooging us off to your little friends in GshitdoubleU when one of us mocks them for all their worth. That means not even so much as thinking our names for the next year."
Syberus: "So laugh it up 'gents. Take all the chances you get between now and Overtaken to say our names, because after you won't be saying them at all."
Adrian: "And what the hell, just to make it so they have absolutely no excuse after we beat them...What d'ya say Syb, No DQ?"
Syberus: "Sounds good."
Adrian: "And...how bout no countout?"
Syberus: "Excellent."
Adrian: "No holds barred, even."
Syberus: "Brill. So, just to recap, because we all know how slow Sadler is...that's a "No Holds Barred" match for our titles. If you win, you get the belts. We win, you finally have to shut the hell up for the next 365 days."
Adrian: "Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go main event a show with ACTUAL other main eventers."
Syberus: "Yeah, have fun fighting Brickheart and that guy who used to be our towel boy. See ya at Overtaken, sunshines."
[FADE]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 2, 2021 23:46:45 GMT -5
[The scene once again switches backstage, where we find Kaycee Tanner almost skipping down the hallway.]
Kaycee: "I can't believe it, he's alive!"
[She stops at a backstage refreshment stand reserved for wrestlers and their friends. She stops and pours herself a cup of hot chocolate.]
Kaycee: "He's alive, I knew it. I knew he'd be..."
[Kaycee turns around and nearly slams into....]
The Icon: "Well, well well."
Kaycee: ...Eep."
The Icon: "Hello there. If it isn't the GOOD looking Tanner offspring. And I do mean...good looking."
Kaycee: "Uh...thanks." (she cringes as he grabs her hand.)
The Icon: "Speaking of, how is your little punk of a brother? Still hurting after once again losing to me, I'll bet."
Kaycee: "Please ... just let me go."
The Icon: "Oh I think not. (He leans down and smells her hair) Ahh, the smell of fear. I do so love that."
[Kaycee doesnt move, frozen in place.]
The Icon: "C'mon baby, what say you and I go "get to know each other" a little better, if you know what I mean?"
Kaycee: "No! Just ... please.."
The Icon: "C'mon toots, don't tell me you can't feel the heat between us? It's alllll over your..."
[The Icon looks up, noticing Matthew Perry, standing beside him, steel chair in hand.]
Matthew Perry: "Hey, jackass. Hands off the lady."
The Icon: "Is this a joke? Haha....Matthew Perry's gonna hurt me?"
Matthew Perry: (in the boldest voice he can muster, which is still pretty shaky) "Let. Her. Go."
The Icon: "This is too rich. Alright "tough guy," I'll let her go.
[Icon lets Kaycee go, and she scurries over to Matthew Perry. Icon starts walking away and Matthew and Kaycee turn and start the other direction.]
[Suddenly, Icon blindsides Matthew Perry from behind! He grabs the chair Matt was holding and WAFFLES the "Friends" star in the head, knocking him out cold. Kaycee looks down at Matt and then hightails it.
The Icon: "Oh no, no Ma Pesh. This wont do at all."
[Icon stalks after Kaycee. She turns a corner and kicks one of the tables setup in the back over, sending a jug of coffee over that barely misses scorching Icon.]
The Icon: "Playing hard to get eh? I like that in my women!"
[Kaycee turns another corner and trips over a camera chord on the floor. She quickly gets up as Icon comes into view and books it again, but the small delay causes Icon to catch up to her, right in front the of the entrance to the arena. He grabs her hard by the hair as she tries to run away.]
The Icon: "Now listen here, wench! The Icon ALWAYWS gets what he wants!"
[Kaycee tries to get free but Icon shoves off her attacks. She goes for a kick with those long legs but he catches her left leg in his arm.]
The Icon: "Row, frisky tonight arent we? Let's go have a chat..."
[Icon grabs Kaycee and drags her out onto the stage by her hair as "Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson hits. The crowd massively boos. Kaycee gets free for a second and bolts up the ramp but Icon catches her and throws her down onto the stage by her hair. He screams at her and tells her to move as she backpedals down the ramp. They reach the ring and he orders her inside as he climbs in after her. Icon walks over and motions for a mic. As he turns around he notices Kaycee trying to run again.]
The Icon: "Don't even try it!"
[Kaycee stops in her tracks, her usually cheery face is washed with tears as she begs for him to leave her alone.]
The Icon: "We'll be alone soon enough, my sweet. But first..."
[He turns to the crowd.]
The Icon: "Adrian! Oh Adrian! Where for art thou, Adrian! You're sister needs you..."
[Icon bursts into a fit of sinister laughter.]
The Icon: "That's right, he's not here...is he? Over in Australia defending those precious titles of his. But, it looks like he forgot something, doesnt it."
[Icon backs Kaycee into a corner and gets disturbingly close to her, almost nose to nose.]
The Icon: "Hahaha ... there's no one here to save you this time toots. No one here to nail me with a steel chair and steal you away from this ......... "
"1 2 3"
#GO!
#SO F**KING DETERMINED,
#YEAH
#YEAH GO!
#YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
#CONFIDENCE
[Mudvayne's "Determined" booms through the speakers and the crowd and Icon/Kaycee turn towards the entrance..]
#GO!
#SO, SO F**KING DETERMINED,
#YEAH
YEAH GO!
#SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH
#YEAH
YEAH GO!
Pedro: "Oh My God!"
Pablo: "Its a Johnny Chaos a!"
[Johnny Chaos~!!! comes from the crowd as they erupt in cheers! Johnny rushes over and grabs a chair before climbing on the apron. Johnny jumps with the chair in one hand springboards off the apron and catches The Icon turning around with a perfect chair-dropkick right into Icon's face! Johnny kips up, grabs the chair and blasts Icon with a few shots to the head. Icon, still in shock hightails it out of the ring to the floor!]
[The crowd erupt in a huge "WEL-COME BACK!" CHANT as Icon finally realises who attacked him!]
Pablo: "Icon a looks like he's a seen a ghost a!"
Rios: "Well, he has ... kinda. Where the hell did Johnny Chaos come from? Last we saw him he was stranded on an island!"
Pablo: "Well he's a not a any more a!"
[Icon, still in shock, stalks back up the ramp, while Johnny stands in the ring holding the chair yelling at Icon to get back in! Icon thinks better and continues walking up the ramp to massive jeers. Kaycee (who's still in the corner during all this) looks dumbfounded at her returning friend/client. Johnny notices her and drops the chair, looking at her. She rushes out of the corner and they embrace in a long hug!]
#GO! SO FUCKING DETERMINED!
YEAH
YEAH GO!
["Determined" hits again as Kaycee lets go of Johnny. She grabs his arm and raises it high to a loud pop. Then they head out of the ring.]
Pablo: :Who a would've thunk it. Johnny Chaos is a back!"
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The scene returns to the Barbados Entertainment Centre.
Pedro Santiago (in the ring) : AMIGOS
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH UP AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST
HAILING FROM HELL MICHIGAN AND COMING IN AT 57 & 219LBS
THE CARIBBEAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
. DAVE
BRICKHEART!!!!
"Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack hits and Brickheart comes out through a thick cloud of fog and goes straight to the ring with an attitude. He never shows off for the audience, just stands waiting with the Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulder.
Pedro Santiago : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER
. HAILING FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA
AND COMING IN AT 62 & 195 LBS
JASON TAYLOR!!!!
"This Fire" starts to play over the arena. Smoke starts to appear in front of the entrance; after a few seconds, a figure appears out of the smoke. The figure is none other than Jason Taylor's personal assistant, Kelly Daniels. She smiles and turns around. She then points at the entrance and another figure comes out of the smoke.
The figure is Jason Taylor; he looks ready to fight. Kelly Daniels starts to walk down the ramp, as Jason cracks his neck on the top of the ramp. With the smoke dying down, Jason slaps his chest a few times and golden pyro's go off beside of him. He nods his head and walks down to the ring.
When he reaches the ring, he helps Kelly walk up the steel steps. Kelly smiles at Jason, and walks over to the ropes. She opens the ropes for Jason, and he goes in. He then throws off his hood and smiles to the crowd. Kelly comes into the ring and stands beside Jason. Jason motions to Kelly to get out of the ring; she doesn't hesitate and slides out of the ring. The fans start to boo him. Jason doesn't respond to them, instead turning to face Brickheart
the two partners then start exchanging words.
Rios Rivera : This doesnt look like a good start here for these two
there is no way they are going to get along.
Pablo Escobar : They-a dont-a have to-a. They-a only up-a against-a The New Axis-a after all-a.
Pablo chuckles as Pedro begins introducing there opponents.
Pedro Santiago : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS
HAILING FROM ENGLAND
. AND COMING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 576 LBS
DAVID SADLER
LEE WILLIAMS
THE NEW AXIS!!!!!
[The words "Bound to violence Gagged by pain Drowned in self-regret This grief is the sentence you face" sound then a brief pause as the background music continues. Just as the next verse hits a cloud of smoke engulfs the stage where Williams and Sadler emerge just the next verse kicks in.
"Incomplete, you've lost your way Struggling with rationale In a world so cold and bleak How could this be a place for you?. Black and white lights violently flash all around the arena as both men head to the ring. They walk with a blank face concentrating solely on the ring not letting anything stop them. Lee Steps over the top rope while Sadler climbs through the ropes and as they enter the ring the go to opposite turnbuckles going there signature jesters.
Rios Rivera : And we are under way amigos
Referee Lloyd Brawn signals for the bell Brickheart and Taylor both still arguing
it appears to be over who will start the match off
Lee and Sadler checking them out and having a chuckle.
Brickheart seems insistant on starting it off
showing the belt to Jason informing him he is the champ
Jason Taylor remarking not after Overtaken.
They both then move even closer to each other
there foreheads grinding into each other as they try and push each other using only there forehead.
Pablo Escobar : The-a meeting-a of the minds-a.
Sadler and Lee then move towards them
neither Brickheart or Jason Taylor noticing
Lee and Sadler then grab a handful of hair each and ram both there heads together with a double noggin knocker.
Rios Rivera : The New Axis now finally have what they have been after all along
a shot at The Connection
and more importantly
SWAT Tag Gold
and they are showing The Caribbean champ and the number one contender exactly what they are capable of.
Lee Williams goes to town on Jason Taylor
drilling him with a head but
then a DDT
Williams throws Taylor to the ropes and catches him coming off them with a nice back drop
Taylor sliding out of the ring for a breather.
Dave Sadler also having his way with Brickheart
nailing the champ with a flurry of Rage punches
Sadler then plants Brickheart with a David DDT (dangerous DDT)
Brickheart back to his feet
And Dave Sadler and Lee Williams now sending the champ back and forth like a table tennis ball with a series of right hands each
Sadler punches Brickheart
Brickheart falls towards Williams
who punches Brickheart again
Brickheart falling back to Sadler
and so on and so on.
Jason Taylor makes his way up to the apron
now screaming instructions / abuse at his tag partner Brickheart
Brickheart then slides under the long legs of Lee Williams and nails his own partner Jason Taylor with a hard chop to the chest
then making his way out of the ring
referee Lloyd Brawn declaring the chop a tag.
Jason Taylor is not impressed and makes his way into the ring as Brawn also ushers Sadler out of there.
Pedro Santiago : Lee Williams
UCW Warfare heavyweight champ and innovator of bing with his cutting edge fashion such as the wooden jumper he was seen wearing in his latest promo from the beach in there with the Shooting Star Jason Taylor now.
Rios Rivera : Are you sure that wasnt a woolen jumper he was wearing?
Pedro Santiago : Woolen? No
I had a good look
unless it is some new wooden type wool I am not aware off.
In the ring Williams and Taylor hook up
Williams locking Taylor in a headlock
Taylor then sending Williams to the ropes and drilling him with a lethal Super kick out of no where.
Taylor poses for the crowd
taunting them and then turning to his partner Brickheart and taunting him as well ... informing him thats how you do it.
Pablo Escobar : That-a was-a beautiful-a!
Pedro Santiago : Indeed it was amigo ... and you wouldnt catch Jason Taylor in no wooden jumper
not in a million years.
Rios Rivera : Would you give over on the wooden jumper Pedro
Im sure youve worn worse.
Taylor goes for a cover on Lee .. who kicks out at a one count
Jason Taylor wasting far too long posing before going for the cover.
Lee Williams back to his feet
and Taylor whips him into the ropes
where Dave Brickheart catches him with a knee to the back as he bounces off
Taylor then clotheslines Williams down and tags Brickheart back in
with a chop of his own.
Pablo Escobar : What-a are they-a doing-a?
Rios Rivera : They hate each other Pablo
winning this match is only secondary to these guys
a prelude to the title match at Overtaken
and looks to me like both guys trying to get the upper hand over the other with the mind games tonight.
Brickheart now in the ring dropkicks big Lee right in the face
Lee staggering a bit ... but not going down
. Brickheart goes for a second drop kick
and Lee brushes this one away
Williams then wraps his hand around the throat of Brickheart and lifts him up for a chokeslam ... the crowd on there feet
Pablo Escobar : The rise-a and fall-a!
Pedro Santiago : No-a!
Brickheart counters the chokeslam
hooking his legs around Lees neck and ramming him into the mat with a hurricanranna.
Williams holding his neck in pain and Brickheart snaps it back with a snap mare.
Brickheart then moving to his corner and again chopping his partner Jason Taylor hard across the chest tagging him in.
Rios Rivera : Jason looks to be tiring of this
and he disregards Williams
instead
tagging Brickheart back in with a chop of his own
referee Lloyd Brawn informing him that he must first make contact with Lee or Sadler.
Dave Brickheart looks smugly at Jason Taylor
who pretends he didnt understand what Brawn was saying
and chops Brickheart again ... hard to the chest ... the smug look instantly moving from Brickheart to Taylor.
WHAM!
Pablo Escobar : Big-a Foot-a from Lee Williams to-a Jason Taylor-a
he-a didnt-a see-a that-a coming-a.
Lee Williams then lifts Taylor up in a gorilla press and drops him down onto his knee
and then makes the tag into Dave Sadler.
Sadler straight up to the top rope
launches and nails Jason with a diving elbow staying put for the cover.
Rios Rivera : Dave Sadler and Jason Taylor have some sort of relationship with each other in another fed
but it looks like they are leaving that at the door and holding nothing back tonight.
Pedro Santiago : They better bloody well leave theyre relationship at the door
we are not that kind of federation.
Pablo Escobar : Ummm-a
Miscroshocker anybody-a?
Referee Lloyd Brawn : 1
2
.. (kick out by Jason Taylor)
Dave Sadler then stands back allowing Taylor to his feet and points to Brickheart
telling him he wants a piece of the champ.
Taylor happily obliges
this time no chop for a tag
instead a blatant slap to the face
Crowd : Ooooooooooooh!
Rios Rivera : Did you see that? Taylor slapping his own partner Dave Brickheart right in the face as a tag.
Pedro Santiago : Of course we saw it Rios ... were sitting right here.
Brickheart enters the ring
no selling the slap
Jason Taylor hamming it up for the crowd taunting them over the slap
gets waffled then by Brickheart
who dropkicks him right off the apron
sending him chin first into the safety rail.
Rios Rivera : Taylor could of broke his jaw then
and now we have the two Daves
Brickheart and Sadler both in the ring.
Both men hook up
Sadler tossing Brickheart to the ropes
Brickheart flying off them with a crossbody
that Dave Sadler ducks underneath
Sadler then jumping on Brickheart and locking in a crossface.
Brickheart struggling
and looks like he may tap
he inches his way over towards the ropes.
finally grasping his fingertips around the bottom rope.
Sadler then tags in his partner Lee Williams
Williams with a pump handle slam on Brickheart
and then a Eraser fall away slam.
Williams then tags Sadler back in.
Sadler back into the ring hooks Brickheart and drills him with the Fuck Hitler German Suplex
then levels him with a nice Yakuza kick
then tags Lee Williams back in.
Pablo Escobar : Nice-a team-a work-a from-a the New Axis-a.
Rios Rivera : Quick tags in and out
wear down your opponent
classic tag team wrestling.
Pedro Santiago : Meh
look who they are against
two fueding singles wrestlers lumped together
if they cant beat them
who can they beat?
Williams then with a spine buster on Dave Brickheart
who has taken a hell of a lot of punishment in this one
Williams then signals to the crowd its all over
hoists Brickheart up and drills him with The Earthquacke Death Valley Driver. Then drops for the mandatory cover.
Lloyd Brawn : 1
2
(Brickheart rolls the shoulder .. .the crowd gasping as one in amazement)
Rios Rivera : Dave Brickheart didnt get to be Caribbean Heavyweight Champion without taking his fair share of punishment along the way
even if this has been practically a three on one match for both he and Taylor.
Shot of Taylor on the outside
making it to his feet
still holding his chin
he staggers over to the ring announcers table and grabs Brickhearts Heavyweight strap
then moves back towards his corner.
Lee Williams tags Dave Sadler back in
who also signals its over
and goes back to the cross face
locking it in good
Brickheart tries to inch his way towards the ropes ... but he cant make it
he looks up to his corner
reaching out desperately to Jason Taylor for the tag
Taylor reaching out mocking him
Brickheart worms his way bit by bit to his corner
reaching out again to tag Jason Taylor
who pulls his arm away last second short arming him.
Taylor then moves up to the top rope ... and comes down hard
walloping his partner Dave Brickheart in the head with his own Caribbean Heavyweight Championship
all while he was trapped in the Cross Face.
Taylor then drops the belt in front of Brickhearts face yelling enjoy it while you still got it
then he slides out of the ring and slowly makes his way to the back
ignoring the heckles of the crowd and not looking back at the ring once.
Brickheart tries in vein to get to his feet
making it as far as his knees
when Dave Sadler bounces off the ropes and drills him with The Light! (fame asser)
Brickheart then with the cover.
Referee Lloyd Brawn : 1
2
3!!!!!!
Rios Rivera : They did it! The New Axis victorious! Look out Connection
here they come!
Pedro Santiago : Wow
Dave Sadler just pinned the Caribbean Heavyweight Champion
thats got to be his biggest win here in SWAT.
Pablo Escobar : Agreed-a! See you at Overtaken-a amigos-a!
Scene fades to black.
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