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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 8:59:24 GMT -5
(The tron shows flames in the background somewhere and then slowly someone slowly raises their head the faces covered with long dark hair. he speaks in a strange ancient dialect as he faces the camera.)
Psychotic Goth: "Out of the flames of hell I shall rise tonight and I shall claim my victim.
A victim who claims that I am nothing. Yet who is the real nothing. It is you, Beelzebozo, poor stinking fucking clown who wasted his life drinking and claiming he has toxic blood in his system."
(He pauses as the flames flair in intensity.)
Psychotic Goth: "I shall claim your soul tonight in my backyard. In Washington, DC. Home of the Devil's dealings. The House of Satan's greatest glories. The Sodom and Gomorrah of this nation. You see Pennywise you took my words too literally when I mentioned your name and you decided to inflate your ego. Inflate your soul with glory that wasn't even earned or deserved. You recieved an inch and took a mile. You signed your name in the Book of Necronomy and never realized it and forgot all about it."
(He giggles demonically.)
Psychotic Goth: "Tonight Pennywise I come to collect everything you have. Your Soul.
Your life and most of all the ACW Heavyweight Title. The title that you never really earned. You should be thanking your friend Triple V for that honor. Yet you seemed to have forgotten it. Now you shall be remembering that foolish moment of glory as you face me and I shall be mauling you without mercy. The minions and armies of hell shall
come at you and devour everything within you as the beast and tortured soul within me shall be unleashed to maul you to death."
(Flames lick upwards in front of Psychotic Goth.)
Psychotic Goth: "You see Beelzebozo Stefan was right about his outrage over you being the champion. You see even he saw you didn't earn it. Tonight I shall retake the title you stole from me and there shall be no doubt in anyone's mind who's the real champion is. There shall be no serious doubt at all."
(The flames surround him and flair upwards blotting out Psychotic Goth who is laughing demonically and continues louder and louder.)
Psychotic Goth: "THE NEXT STOP IS PURGATORY FOR YOU BEELZEBOZO! HELL IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEXT PERFORMANCE AND SATAN SHALL BE YOUR AUDIENCE WHEN I DESTROY YOU! WELCOME! TO! YOUR DEATH!"
(He continues to laugh and bellow as the flames continue to surround him and the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 8:59:38 GMT -5
Ace Scorpio: And now we get a look, we as in myself and Carver get our first look at the new International champion the Industrial Man Attila Balan as he defends his title against Tong Fairtex.
Jax Carver: Nobody ever listens to me around here. The title match belongs to James Fierce. Tong Fairtex? This guy just doesnt go away.
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Yellow sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience of a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, standing at 63 and weighing in at 245 pounds, coming to you from INDUSTRY, TEXAS he is your INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN , this is THEEEEEEEEEE INDUSTRIALLLLLLL MANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
UFC Remix plays as Tong Fairtex comes to the ringside accompanied by his brother, Phantam Fairtex. He does a brief dance before going to each corner to say a brief prayer before going to his corner jumping up and down slapping his body, chest and face glaring as he is introduced and his brother is in his corner talking and psyching him up as he also gives him instructions.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, standing at 6 feet tall, he weighs in at 235 pounds, coming to you from BANGKOK, THAILAND this is TONGGGGGGGGGG FAIRTEXXXXXXXX!!!!
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: Both men locking up but the champ shoves Tong back and shakes a finger in his face. The two men squaring around the ring now as the champ goes behind Tong but Tong quickly escapes and goes behind the champ only to eat a back elbow as Balan spins around and decks Tong with a hard right hand knocking him down to the ground.
Jax Carver: Im saying it now. I see 2018 being the year Balan possibly becomes the man and the face of ACW behind CSK of course. Wrestler of the year even could be in store for this guy. Just too bad hes worried about being a fan favorite.
Ace Scorpio: Fairtex shakes it off and holds his jaw for a minute before getting to his feet. The two men square around again but Balan with a go behind on Fairtex, grabs his waist and appears to be going for a belly to back suplex. Tong with a back elbow, Balan ducks and Tong spins around to nail the champ with several stiff shots and a hard right hand European uppercut sending the champ onto his back.
Jax Carver: We have two hard hitters in this match. Tong is one half of the 2017 Anzac Cup winning team and has all the tools to be a main player here.
Ace Scorpio: The champ rolling over toward the corner now as Tong begins to slap his chest and yells at the champ to fight him like a man. Its not Balan who holds his jaw in disbelief and gets to his feet. Both men talking trash now as the champ walks back towards Tong.
Jax Carver: Tong has been so close to gold here in ACW and hed love nothing more than to win the International title here in D.C.
Ace Scorpio: Balan dances around the ring and pops Tong with a hard right hand and then another one. The champ dancing around like Ali and keeps hitting those right hand pops with the first. Tong now in the officials face and telling him thats illegal. The referee shoves Tong and yells back that there are no rules here in ACW.
Jax Carver: Fairtex has been here since day one. He knows better than to think there are rules here.The only rule in ACW Is that there are no rules.
Ace Scorpio: Tong turns around and looks like hes ready for a fight. Balan dances around Tong again and pops him with a right fist shot. Tong to slow to get out of the way it appears. A second shot, a third shot. Balan with a fourth but Tong ducks, turns around and clubs the champ in the back of the head with a double axe handle smash and drops down with a fist shot to the nuts.
Jax Carver: Fairtex figures if theres no rules then why not go for the crown jewel.
Ace Scorpio: The fans begin to boo in disapproval of the nut shot. Tong now on the back of Balan and driving his fists into the back of the head before grabbing Balans head and slamming it into the mat repeatedly. The champ could end up with a concussion at this rate.
Jax Carver: Were no group of pussies here. You will fight with a concussion there are no days off. If its not broken then your ass is being paid to fight.
Ace Scorpio: Balan making his way to the ropes to escape, Tong holding onto him as best he can while he continues to hit any part of the champs body that he can. Balan escapes and hes walking around the ring trying to regain his composure and clear out the cobwebs.
Jax Carver: I like what Im seeing out of Tong. I think hes figured out that it doesnt pay to play by the rules.
Ace Scorpio: Tongs done being patient and goes running across the ring and flying over the top rope hitting a clothesline onto the champ sending Balan head and back first into the steel guardrail. Tong now on his feet as he picks up the champ and powerslams him into the steel ring steps. The fans let out a collective HOLY SHIT as Tong now lays the boots into the ribs of the champ.
Jax Carver: I like it!!!!! Now this is the Tong Fairtex with promise that I always knew we could possibly one day see.
Ace Scorpio: Tong now gets on top of the champ and starts laying in the fists with some good ol fashioned ground and pound as Balans head bounces off the concrete. Things arent looking good for the champ right now. A new aggressive Tong is forming before our very eyes.
Jax Carver: Everyone putting out their best foot forward for the return of ACW and Stefan Slain. First Marcus became more aggressive here this evening, and now Tong. ACW as always a wild jungle and something tells me that the rest of the night is going to truly become insane.
Ace Scorpio: The champ looks to be busted open. Tong gets up walking around the ring looking for something but it gives the champ time to get to his feet and make his way around the ring. Tong sees that his opponent is on his feet turns and runs towards Balan who lowers his head and backdrops Tong head first onto the steel guardrail.
Jax Carver: Fans clapping for that as Balan grabs a beer and takes a swig spitting it onto Tong. The fans going crazy for the champ as he spits once again on Tong and starts kicking him in the ribs. This guy almost makes me want to cheer for him.
Ace Scorpio: Balan bodyslams Tong several times on the cold concrete floor before rolling back into the ring. Balan leaves the ring and goes back out to throw Tong back inside. The champ follows suit and hits a belly to back suplex. The fans applaud the move as Balan starts pummeling Tong.
Jax Carver: I dont know if Balan will live up to Dark Phoenixs title reign but Ill be interested to see what the future holds for him, if he gets by Tong Fairtex.
Ace Scorpio: Balan pulls Tong up and hits him with that hard right hand sending him right back onto the mat. Once again Balan pulls up Tong and hits another hard right hand and then a beautiful standing dropkick sending Tong onto his back.
Jax Carver: Its not bad but theres only one beautiful dropkick in the business and it belongs to the Timeless One, Alex Turner.
Ace Scorpio: Balan looks at the fallen Tong and goes for the cover.
ONE
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TWO
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Jax Carver: Tong kicks out to the disapproval of the fans. Balan to his feet and pulls Tong up shoving him into the corner. The champ mounts the turnbuckles and starts laying fist shots into Tongs head. Im not quite sure what I expected to see out of Balan.
Ace Scorpio: Knife edge chops to the eyes of Tong from Balan.
The crowd lets out a loud OWWWWWW.
Jax Carver: That was interesting.
Ace Scorpio: Another set of knige edge chops to the eyes.
The crowed lets out an even louder OWWWWW.
Jax Carver: This guys mentality is ass backwards.
Ace Scorpio: Tong shoves Balan as he starts firing off rapid fist shots on Balan. Tong grabs the arm of Balan and goes for an irish whip, but Balan reverses it and sends Tong into the corner. Upside down and over the top turnbuckle, Tong on the ring apron but gets knocked off with a clothesline to the back of the head by the champ.
Jax Carver: I was ready for a NATAAAAAA Boy comeback but it just wasnt meant to be. Shit!!! We cant get sued for that can we?
Ace Scorpio: Balan grabs Tong who was laying on the ring apron and drags him into the ring. Balan choke slams Tong and starts driving his head into the mat rather then going for the cover.
Jax Carver: I think theres a screw or two missing in the Industrial Man.
Ace Scorpio: Balan picks up Tong whos wobbly on his feet and gets knocked out of the ring after the champ hits a spinning back elbow. Balan soaking in the cheers from the fans as Tong is slow to his feet, pulls himself up with the help of the ropes and back into the ring.
Jax Carver: Its at this point where you know Tong would just love to make a tag to his brother and take a breather.
Ace Scorpio: Balan turns around drags Tong into the ring as he grabs him by the back of the neck with a snapmare take down,. The champ off the ropes hits a running blockbuster. Balan turns around, picks up Tong and hits a belly to back suplex. The fans on their feet cheering on the champ.
Jax Carver: Tong much like everyone else in the family is hard to put away. Balan is going to have to dig deep to do so.
Ace Scorpio: Balen looking down at the fallen Tong and goes for the cover.
ONE
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TWO
Jax Carver: Tong able to shrug off the champ and barely pushes him off of him.
Ace Scorpio: The champ cant do much more then shake his head and smile. He knows it wasnt enough but he tried anyways.
Jax Carver: I dont think it completey registered with him nor did it compute. Get it?
Ace Scorpio: Balan now up to his feet and drags Tong to his feet. Fairtex sent into the ropes, Balan drops his head and Tong hits a flying Muy Thai style kick that floors the champ sending him flying onto his back.
Jax Carver: Damn, I forgot how vicious those kicks of his could be.
Ace Scorpio: Its a race to see who gets up first. That seemed to have taken a lot out of Tong who is struggling to get to his feet. Fairtex staggers across the ring and takes a shot at the champ who ducks and goes behind Tong and hits repeated bell claps.
Jax Carver: INDUSTRIAL MUSIC SHUFFLE!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: The champ continues to hit multiple bell claps to the side of the head. Belly to back suplex now and the champ grabs Tong by the legs and looks around as the fans begin to scream SWING HIM
.SWING HIM!!!!
Jax Carver: You think its about that time?
Ace Scorpio: Balan starts to swing Tong around the ring with the giant Swing. One
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.Nine
Ten
Jax Carver: Im getting dizzy just watching this, shit I feel like Im half in the bag from a bottle of wild turkey.
Ace Scorpio: Eleven
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.Thirteen
.Fourteen
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..Sixteen
.Seventeen
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Nineteen
TWENTY!!!! Tong just went flying head first across the ring as the fans are on the feet clapping their hands. The champ stumbles across the ring and falls back against the ropes with a smile on his face.
Jax Carver: Screw wrestler of the year. This guy is crazier than Slain is. Well just award him insanitarian of the year.
Ace Scorpio: The champ pulls Tong up and spins him around and applies a sleeperhold. If ever was the time to apply the lights out its now.
Jax Carver: The champ still looks wobbly to me. Once bad step and hell fall backwards and Tong could steal the pin.
Ace Scorpio: Tong is going down, further, and further and further. Tong is now sitting on his ass and the champ is locking that sleeper in even tighter. Fairtex trying to roll around or over, anything he can to break this. Tong reaching up now trying to grab the head of Balan.
Jax Carver: Im still dizzy as shit from watching all of that take place.
Ace Scorpio: Tong trying to push himself into a standing position, Balan holding on as best he can. Tong to his feet and instantly drops down onto his ass with a jawbreaker.
Jax Carver: But once again did Tong take the brunt of the punishment just to get one move in?
Ace Scorpio: The champ landed on his back but quickly gets to his feet, runs over and hits a knee lift to the face of Tong. Balan now standing in the middle of the ring doing the robot as the fans are on their feet going ape shit for this.
Jax Carver: You have a world class athlete like Tong in the middle of the ring and youre doing the robot? Jesus, why dont we all just get naked and drink a 40 and well all do the cabbage patch!
Ace Scorpio: The champ having had his fun turns his attention back towards Tong and whips him into the corner but Tong reverses it and comes charging towards him. The champ leaps up in the air, and Tong drop down sliding under the bottom rope.
Jax Carver: Clever decision by both men.
Ace Scorpio: The champ drops down as Tong grabs his legs and yanks him nuts first into the ring post. The fans let out a collective loud boo as he does. Tong quickly slides back into the ring and pulls the champ up to his feet and hits multiple Muy Thai style kicks and then bounces off the ropes and spears the champ taking him down hard.
Jax Carver: First little bit of momentum weve seen from Mr. Fairtex this evening.
Ace Scorpio: Tong now picks up the champ and hits a running powerslam sending shockwaves across the mat. Tong beating his fists into the mat and gets to his feet. Gutwrench suplex by Tong followed up with an atomic drop and then Tong bounces off the ropes and hits a sick superman punch knocking the champ across the ring and head first into the bottom turnbuckle.
Jax Carver: Loud boos throughout this arena. Tong finally coming to life in this match.
Ace Scorpio: Tong picks up the fallen champ and hits a chokeslam. The fans booing even louder. Tong looks at the crowd with a smirk and picks Balan up and hits a powerbomb. Tong looking down and kicks him in the ribs before doing his own version of the robot.
Jax Carver: ACW DANCE OFF!!!! Disco fever
..disco fever
..disco fever
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhhh
Ace Scorpio: Dear Lord dont ever do that again!!!!!
Jax Carver: Tongs got some shake and bake to that robot!
Ace Scorpio: Tong snapping out of it realizes hes got the champ down. Tong quickly goes for the cover.
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Jax Carver: Balan kicked out at the last second!! If Tong hadnt done the robot we may be looking at a new champion right now.
Ace Scorpio: Tong realizes he squandered an opportunity. Fairtex to his feet and pulls up the champ sending him into the ropes. Faritex with a back elbow but the champ dunks and bounces off the other side of the ropes but ends up eating a Muy Thail style version of sweet chin music. Balan has gone down! Tong not wasting any time this go around and makes the cover.
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THRE
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Jax Carver: The champ kicked out!! Good golly miss molly, however did he do that!?!?!
Ace Scorpio: Tong buries his head onto the mat. You can see hes tired and he had to have thought it was enough to win the match. Fairtex shakes it off and gets to his feet. Balan pulled up and sent into the ropes. The champ reverses it but loses his footing, Tong off the ropes and hits a thunderous DDT driving the champs head into the canvas. Tong jumps to his feet and yells at the crowd that its over.
Jax Carver: You can hear the buzz in the arena and you can feel the intensity. The tables have turned and I believe were moments away from crowning a new champion.
Ace Scorpio: Tong leaves the ring and starts to climb up the turnbuckles. Tong jumps high into the air and goes for a swanton bomb but the champ rolls out of the way. Both men are down but Tong is near the ropes and very slowly pulls himself up and holds his back. Balan also using the ropes to pull himself up. My God, Tong bounces off the canvas and quickly to his his knees and then his feet. The guy has cat like reflexes.
Jax Carver: You can see hes breathing hard though. The impact of that miss catapulted him almost straight to his feet. Tong desperately trying to regain hi breath.
Ace Scorpio: Balan rushes across the ring and hits a double axe handle to the back of Tongs neck. Balan lowers his head and he starts walking around the ring, hes marching in circles and stops, turns around and faces Tong and you can see a blank stare in his eyes. Steaming shooting out the nose of the Industrial Man now.
Jax Carver: STEAM POWERED!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Balan picks up Tong and hits a super atomic drop.
Jax Carver: SPACE SKYSCRAPER DROP!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Balan going for the pin.
ONE
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THRE
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The arena goes pitch black as pyro begins to shoot off at the top of the stage. Several minutes go by before the lights slowly come back on. A man dressed in blue jeans and a black leather vest has Balan by the neck and chokeslams him over the top rope onto the concrete floor.
Jax Carver: Who in the hell is this?
Ace Scorpio: I have no clue but hes reaching into his pockets and he just pulled out a chain. Hes wrapping it around his fist and just yanks Tong up to his feet. The man blasts Tong right in the middle of the head busting him wide open. The referee now gets in this guys face and he eats the chain as well. The man grabs the referee and hoists him over his head gorilla press slamming him over the top rope and into the crowd. A loud gasp is heard throughout the arena.
Jax Carver: This man has to got be a good 250 pounds, maybe 240 and probably a good 65 or 64. Hes just cleaned house.
Ace Scorpio: The man leaves the ring and lifts up the ring apron. He starts pulling out table and chairs and throwing things around. He finally pulls out a long bullrope it appears and seems satisfied with it.
Jax Carver: Could this be the biker man we saw last summer but never showed up?
Ace Scorpio: The man grabs Balan and throws him back into the ring. The ropes is now wrapped around Balans neck as hes thrown over the top ropes. The champion is being hung by this monster.
Jax Carver: I told you big things were in store here tonight!!!! You just knew something crazy was going to happen.
Ace Scorpio: Several officials are running down the aisle and enter the ring but are taking caution with this guy. Whoever he is, he keeps pulling back on that rope, Balan is kicking his legs against the ring apron but hes fading and fading fast.
Jax Carver: Whoever this guy is, he finally just released the rope and Balan as he falls onto the concrete floor. The monster steps over the top rope and goes over to the announcers table. He grabs a bottle and walks over to Tong and breaks it over his head. Tong now laid out on the concrete busted open in a puddle of blood.
Ace Scorpio: Stefan Slain runs down the aisle and gets in the face of the monster. Hes screaming at him that this is not the time nor place. The guy shoves Slain and then makes his way over the steel guard rail and into the crowd. Stefan looks on with a semi smirk and shakes his head trying to hide his smile.
Jax Carver: I have no clue who that guy was or what Stefan has to do with this. Myself nor the KGB were informed about this guy thats for sure.
Ace Scorpio: It appears that this match has become a no-contest. Well try to sort it all out for you. Coming up next is THE HILLBILLY ASSASSIN JAMES FIERCE as he takes on VILE VINCE VIPER in a match to determine the new number one contender.
Jax Carver: Well if youll excuse me it about that time that I take care of some business. But dont worry Ace, youll be in good hands with your next broadcast partner.
Jax stands up and walks off to the back. The scene fades out with President Phoenix standing at the top of the stage fuming with a look of anger on his face and smashing his fists together as he stares down the aisle at the carnage that took place and especially staring at Stefan Slain.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 8:59:55 GMT -5
Debut promo: Location Backstage
King of Shovel Style approaches the announcer.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome SWAT's and ACW newest wrestler King of Shovel Matthew Mullins.
King of Shovel Style Mullins: Thank You, for that warm introduction. Let me introduce myself. My name is the King of Shovel Style, I have traveled the world and face some of the best wrestlers in the world and defeated the very best this business has to offer, I've also lost to the very best this business has to offer. I am well achieved in my career as I am a 5x WHC and won many other titles in my career. But none of that matters. There's a time to brag about past accolades and achievements and this sure isn't that time or place to brag.
I've been known by many things in my career but most famously Punisher. However, my days as the Punisher are long gone. However, that persona will always hold a special place in my heart because with Punisher they'll be no King of Shovel Style. See, when I was the Punisher I used to attempt to bury my opponents 6 feet under dirt. But now its all about burying their careers and not 6 feet under dirt.
I've came to SWAT to face the very best this company has to offer. I came here for new challenges and most importantly a fresh start. I promise you fans I will give it a 110% and nothing less than that. And if I can't give you 110% than maybe its time to hang up the boots and the shovel. My goal here in SWAT and ACW is to be a champion.I don't expect any handouts or any special treatment. I'm here to show the world who I am and make a name for myself here in SWAT and ACW and earn every championship, win or loss that may come my way. I'm not going to stand here say I'm unbeatable because that's a lie. Every man or women is beatable but it's going to take the very best to beat me. In this business wins and losses comes with the job. I know it, the fans knows it. the wrestlers in the back who bust their asses off to be the best knows it.
Announcer: King of Shovel Style, now that everyone knows who are? The question is when will you make your official in ring debut here in SWAT/ACW?
King of Shovel Style Mullins: I don't have the answer to that question. It's up to the bookers when I make my in ring debut and I'm looking forward to it. Regardless of the outcome of the match whether I win, lose or draw. I'm here to have fun and earn the respect of boys and girls in the back who's been here longer trying to make a name for themselves. I said it once and I'll say it again. I want to earn every opportunity that comes my way. In order to win you must learn to lose first. I ain't going to lie folks. When I first started my career I was a sorrow loser, I absolute despised losing but now that I look back on it? It was the failures and the success that lead me to this moment right here and now. Oh, and announcer you can just call me by name Matthew or Mullins to make it a little easier.
Announcer: Ok, Thank You Matthew. I wish you nothing but the best here in SWAT/ACW and good luck in your debut match when it should occur.
* King of Shovel Style Matthew Mullins walks off set and ends segment *
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 9:00:35 GMT -5
Ace Scorpio: What in the hell are you doing out here again?
CSK: KGB representing in this match and J-Dawg will be at ringside. Someone has to carry this broadcast team.
Ace Scorpio: Are you ever going to address the allegations of the President?
CSK: Man Phoenix is about as senile as they come. Anyone whos followed ACW from the start knows I came in as the cough* Rockies Heavyweight Champion. However, since ACW didnt have a champion that was me. They crowned some ass hast to carry a pretend title until the unification match. Dude needs to check himself.
Ace Scorpio: The president said you pick your spots and you guys waited until he left the ring.
CSK: Blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch. Fact is if he had a set of balls he would have stayed. He knew that the KGB would come out and have Slains back. Thats why he hightailed it as fast as he could.
Ace Scorpio: Speaking of Slain, what do you know about the guy we just saw show up in the previous match?
CSK: I know it wasnt me and he doesnt look like someone I want to cross.
Ace Scorpio: There appears to be some disturbance in the arena. The fans are on their feet and making a lot of commotion.
CSK: Happy hour and free drinks?
Ace Scorpio: It appears Dark Phoenix is standing up in the nose bleed section and making his way down through the fans. I guess hes not going to wait for the ring introduction and will do things his way.
CSK: A member of Phoenixs family doing what they want? What does that surprise me.
Ace Scorpio: Wait a second, we have VVV and James Fierce fighting through the curtains. Jax is screaming at VVV, as both men are fighting down the aisle towards the ring. Looks like Stefan Slain is out trying to split up the two along with numerous officials.
CSK: See this is where Slain is in the wrong. I say them let them fight and the chips fall where they may.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce being pushed towards the ring by a handful of officials finally rolls in, VVV shoving and hitting everyone within reach as he goes towards the ring.
DING DING DING
CSK: Nice to see our ring announcer gets paid for not doing his job. Not that two of these men need introductions anyways.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce exchanging words with the referee. VVV finally rolls into the ring but hes attacked by Dark Phoenix and James Fierce. Both men laying boots to the ribs and stiff shots to the back of the neck.
CSK: I hope they hang this son of a bitch. Do you realize hes the reason for the fall of ACW or temporary fall? If it wasnt for his bullshit and Vampira, the KGB would never have been accused of anything, Fierce never would have been burned, Id not have lost my title and ACW would never have gone on hiatus.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix laying fist shots into VVV. Fierce gouging the eyes and kicking him in the ribs as hard as he can. Back elbow shot to the dark ones nuts from VVV who low blows Fierce as well. VVV on his feet and shoves Fierce to the corner.
CSK: Fierce is a smart man. But you cant come into a match with VVV and not be prepaired. Id have worn a cup or some shit, know what Im saying?
Ace Scorpio: VVV now laying in the fist shots but the dark one back on his feet charges VVV from behind and clotheslines him in the back of the head. Dark Phoenix firing off rapid shots to the head and neck area sends VVV into the ropes. Drop toe hold by Dark Phoenix who drops an elbow, picks up VVV and hits a stalling brainbuster.
CSK: Have I told you I dont like this f****!
Ace Scorpio: You cant say F**** on the air!
CSK: Why the F*** not? I can say anything else as have you.
Ace Scorpio: F**** seems to be the one thing were not allowed to say. Its a bunch of F**** bullshit if you ask me.
CSK: Get the F**** out of here. Thats so F***** lame!
Ace Scorpio: Fierce runs over and shoves Dark Phoenix. Fierce now picks up VVV and sends him into the ropes. Spinning back first by Fierce who grabs VVV before he can hit the mat hits a bell clap and then a side russian leg sweep.
CSK: VVV not making a lot of friends around here. Id not mind facing Fierce for the title that is rightfully mine! Not like we havent spend the last 16 years fighting one another. In house fights are the best anyways.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix not sitting back quickly goes for the pin.
ONE
T
CSK: Fierce shoves Dark Phoenix off of VVV. Its one thing to steal the pin but I believe my buddy wants to dish out a lot more punishment.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce drops several knee drops onto the chest of VVV. The dark one kicking away at the side of the ribs as the Hillbilly Assassin drops knee after knee. Fierce now sitting over VVV just laying into him with fist shot after fist shot.
CSK: VVV knew this day would have to be coming. I just never thought he expected it to be so soon.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce now grabs VVV by the neck with both hands and starts choking him. VVV kicking his legs but hes nowhere near the ropes. Fierce choking him with everything that he has. Dark Phoenix yanks Fierce off of VVV and picks him up throwing him into the corner.
CSK: Dark Phoenix looks like hes finally going to earn his paycheck in this match. Why is this fool here? The president wants to talk about how Slain and the KGB do shit? He just handed this asshole a shot at winning a title shot. That alone makes me want to drink shots.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix starts ramming the head of VVV into the turnbuckles. The dark one now draging his face across the top rope and to the next corner where he continues slamming his head into the turnbuckle. I cant tell from here but I think I see a sinister look growing on the face of VVV.
CSK: Nah, thats just gas.
Ace Scorpio: The dark one not paying attention drags VVVs face across the top rope again and slams his head into a third turnbuckle. I see it now, VVV is becoming enraged with this. Fierce on the outside of the ring having a cold one and talking things over with Jax.
CSK: Hey man sometimes you just need a drink kin the middle of the match. Fierce is smart to let these two go at it. Conserve the energy you know bro?
Ace Scorpio: Out of nowhere VVV drops to his knees, fist shot to the nuts, another fist shot to the nuts as he grabs him by the midsection while standing up. Eye gouge by VVV and multiple headbuttts. He grabs Dark Phoenix by the arm and whips him into the corner. VVV with one arm across the neck of Dark Phoenix choking him out while using the other hand to drive fist shots into the ribs and the nuts.
CSK: Well Ill be damned. I guess VVV has some life in him afterall.
Ace Scorpio: VVV backs up and hits a spinning side kick and goes for another but Fierce rushes him from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. Swinging neckbreaker by the Hillbilly Assassin. Fierce pops up and pulls VVV to his feet and chokes him with the top rope.
CSK: F**** milk. BEEER does a body good my friend.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce pulling something out and starts jabbing it into the face of VVV. Looks like a screwdriver. No wait its a corkscrew. Hes jabbing VVV in the face with a corkscrew and busting him open while choking him over the top rope..
CSK: How about that! I had no idea my buddy could give face lifts and makeovers. A little bit of blush and VVV might look like a real man.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce grabs the top rope with both hands and yanks back sending VVV flying onto his back as you can see the blood pouring down his face. Fierce tucks away the cork screw. Both Dark Phoenix and James Fierce laying the boots into VVV. How long is this two on one going to actually last though?
CSK: As long as Fierce puts this fucker out of commission thats what matters right now. Personally Im not sure who I want to see dismantled more. VVV or Dark Phoenix.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix continuing to kick away while Fierce is dropping knee drop after knee drop on the back of VVV. Dark Phoenix tied of playing with VVV picks him up and hits a suplex followed by a stalling brainbuster. Jax screaming instructions to Fierce. Im still curious what his connection to the KGB is.
CSK: And youre going to remain curious. Fierce makes his way over for the pin but Dark Phoenix shoves Fierce off and goes for the cover. Fierce now shoving Dark Phoenix off.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce and Dark Phoenix exchanging words and the Hillbilly Assassin explains its better to work together. Dark Phoenix goes back to laying the boots into VVV. Dark Phoenix drags VVV into the corer and starts choking him with both feet on his neck while holding the ropes. Fierce barking orders now.
CSK: A natural born ring general if I ever saw one.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce spits in the face of VVV and starts talking trash to him but VVV reaches back and pops Fierce with a right hand slap across the face. Fierce shoves Dark Phoenix off of VVV and its now Fierce who stands on the throat of VVV and starts choking him while pulling back on the ropes.
CSK: Has VVV not smartened up to the fact its going to be two on one? Im not sure slapping people will help his cause.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix joins in as both men are choking out VVV. In all of my history watching his matches its not often I can recall VVV being placed in this position.
CSK: Dark Phoenix is showing that hes good for one thing and thats taking orders.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce pulls the dark one off of VVV now and grabs VVV only to toss him outside of the ring. May not be a smart move to give this man any time to breathe. Fierce leaves the ring and goes after VVV but eats a standing thrust kick. VVV hits a thumb to the throat of a doubled over James Fierce.
CSK: Not quite sure what Fierce was thinking but giving the devil a chance to play in his playground.
Ace Scorpio: VVV grabs Fierce and hits an over head toss sending Fierce chest first over the steel ring steps. The fans let out a loud boo as VVV seems proud of himself. Dark Phoenix leaves the ring and spins VVV around but gets nailed with a thumb to the throat and then stun gunned throat first over the steel guard rail.
CSK: Never give an animal room to roam. I really dont like where things could be going here.
Ace Scorpio: VVV turns his attention back to James Fierce and lifts him up whipping him into the guard rail. VVV with rapid fire fists and multiple headbutts. VVV lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a baseball bat. He takes multiple shots to the gut of James Fierce and tosses the bat aside.
CSK: GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT FUCKER!!!!! THAT IS MY DEAL!
Ace Scorpio: You just said fucker on the air! You cant say fucker on the air!
CSK: So did you! I guess were both fucked now but that bastard just stole my gimmick.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix makes his way over slowly and attacks VVV from behind with a steel chair. VVV doubled over and walking away while the dark one fires off multiple chair shots. Dark Phoenix now setting up several chairs, steps back and hits a flipping neckbreaker onto VVV sending him face first into the pile of chairs. The fans on their feet applauding the move and chatting his name.
CSK: You know what the greatest part of all of this is? NO RULES!
Ace Scorpio: James Fierce holding his ribs makes his way over to VVV with something wrapped around his fist as he blasts VVV right int the mouth with it. Fierce stumbles back and picks up the baseball bat and swings it several times into the stomach of VVV.
CSK: The Yankees need to sign the Hillbilly Assassin. Look at that form!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix jumps up on the ring apron and pulls VVV up. The dark one lifting him up in the air and hits a stalling brain buster on the ring apron!!!!! The fans letting out a loud HOLY SHIT chant as both men down on the concrete.
CSK: This is the prime spot for Fierce to make the pin and end this match.
Ace Scorpio: The Hillbilly Assassin grabs VVV and throws him into the ring post. Fierce pulls that corkscrew out and starts driving it into the head of VVV busting him open even more. All three men starting to feel the effects of this match. Jax continues to scream something at Fierce who drives that cork screw into VVVs face even deeper.
CSK: That blood is flowing like a fine red wine. You knew that the Hillbilly Assassin would have revenge on his mind.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix pulls himself up with the help of the ring apron. He makes his way towards Fierce and shoves him off. Dark Phoenix rolls VVV into the ring and starts throwing in chairs and ropes and all sorts of toys. Both Dark Phoenix and James Fierce upon the ring apron now. As the two men enter the ring, VVV rolls across the ring and back underneath the ropes onto the concrete floor.
CSK: You cant kills this fucker off. VVV seems to gain all of his strength from outside the ring. The smartest thing these two can do is not follow after him.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix going towards the ropes but Fierce follows after him and hits a low blow and then follows it up with an inside cradle.
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CSK: Dark Phoenix wasnt expecting that and Fierce almost stole a quick win.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce to his feet as he smiles at Dark Phoenix. Fierce telling him he had to take a shot as he flashes that Hillbilly smirk.
CSK: Hell Ive been the victim of Fierces tricks. You have to be prepared for anything when youre in the ring with James Fierce.
Ace Scorpio: VVV sneaking back into the ring but is greeted with a stiff boot to the face by James Fierce. Dark Phoenix joins in on the attack and for the time being we have the double team efforts on VVV once again.
CSK: Look I cant stand the Dark Phoenix. But when it comes to VVV you have to suck it up and swallow your pride sometimes for the good of your career.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix stomping on the back of VVVs neck. He now points across the ring and says something to the Hillbilly Assassin. Both men grab VVV and whip him hard across the ring back first. VVV staggers out and gets nailed with a double clothesline.
CSK: God I really want to be part of this match. Ive never seen VVV this vulnerable before. I cant help but wonder if his head is even in the match.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix makes his way over towards VVV but James walks up behind him and hits a bell clap and goes for a roll up.
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CSK: Give the man some credit! Dark Phoenix escapes at the last second.
Ace Scorpio: James to his feet and again flashes that bit o smirk. Dark Phoenix to his feet and screams fuck you Fierce while giving him the finger. I think Fierce broke this two man alliance trust after that.
CSK: Oh Dark Phoenix is being a baby. You have to admit its quite funny what Fierce has done in the last few minutes. Hes a master of his craft.
Ace Scorpio: James and Dark Phoenix continue to argue but its giving VVV ample time to come to. James shoves Dark Phoenix and says nobody fucks with the KGB. Dark Phoenix pointing to VVV and saying they need to worry about him first not each other.
CSK: Both men have great points. But Im not going to side with Dark Phoenix over my brother. Dark Phoenix should just suck it up and roll with it.
Ace Scorpio: James looks into the crowd with a big ol smile but Dark Phoenix shoves Fierce and tells him to pay attention to the match. The former International Heavyweight champion with his hands in the face of James now who appears to be getting irritated.
CSK: Those fingers are going to get broken if Dark Phoenix doesnt back off.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce has had enough as he shoves Dark Phoenix across the ring but the dark one hits an Enziguri. Fierce staggers around and falls onto his ass in the corner. We have bodies down all over the ring right now.
CSK: Dark Phoenix is going to pay for that rest assured.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix turns around and sees VVV trying to crawl across the ring. He runs over and hits a knee lift to the face and quickly goes for the cover.
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CSK: VVV pushes Dark Phoenix off of him. To much time elapsed to even think hed get the pinfall.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix drags VVV into the center of the ring and applies an STF. James Fierce sitting in the corner shaking off the cobwebs and watching on for the time being.
CSK: The best thing he can do is let Dark Phoenix fall into a sense of false security.
Ace Scorpio: James rolls out of the ring and flips up the ring apron. He pulls out a tv monitor and a hand full of bottles. Fierce pops the top and slams a beer back and enters the ring with a monitor in hand. Fierce runs over and smashes the monitor into the back of Dark Phoenix.
CSK: Id have used the beer bottle myself but to each their own.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce turns his back towards the crowd and flashes that hillbilly smile. VVV slow to his feet drops multiple fist shots onto a fallen Dark Phoenix and then hits a standing moonsault out of nowhere!
CSK: This is what Im talking about. You cant kill this fucker off. They gave him too much time to recover.
Ace Scorpio: VVV pulls up Dark Phoenix and hits an exploder suplex. The fans begin to boo but hes not done. VVV sets up six chairs and places Dark Phoenix on top of them. The Hillbilly Assassin not paying any attention as he pops open another bottle of beer and drinks. VVV slowly makes his way out of the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles.
CSK: This fucker is crazy. Hes had his ass handed to him most of the match and yet his mind never turns off.
Ace Scorpio: VVV comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a frog splash driving Dark Phoenix through those chairs. The fans are all on their feet chanting HOLY SHIT as James smiles and opens up another beer. I think he thinks the fans are impressed with his drinking ability.
CSK: Damn it Fierce!! NOW NOW NOW GO GO GO!!! Both men are prime for the picking.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce once again leaves the ring as VVV uses the ropes for assistance to get to his feet. He grabs a limp Dark Phoenix and send him into the ropes and VVV hits an amazing dropkcik twisting his body in mid air! The fans begin to cheer HOLY SHIT even louder. Fierce finally turns around and realizes whats going on and enters the ring.
CSK: VVV shedding his skin and gaining a new life. This cant be good for anybody right now.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce goes for a clothesline but VVV ducks and hits the ropes coming back with a handspring elbow. Fierce staggers around, rapid fist shots on James Fierce as VVV goes Mike Tyson on his ass. And I mean the Mike Tyson in his prime. Fierce being nailed repeatedly with these awesome fire shots.
CSK: Ace, you need to handle this by yourself. Im going to ringside to get a closer look at the action.
]CSK throws off his headset and walks towards the ring but makes his way towards Frank Salazar and grabs the microphone and walks away.
Ace Scorpio: I dont know what is going on but I guess CSK is going to do his announcing from the ringside area. VVV grabs James Fierce and whips him across the ring into the corner. Dark Phoenix pulling himself up with the help of the ropes but you can see hes in a tremendous amount of pain. I dont know what he has left in the tank if anything.
CSK: Sitting at ringside you can hear the fans going nuts. I wanted to personally call the match from here just in case anyone tries to screw James out of the match.
Ace Scorpio: I think thats bullshit CSK but back to the action. VVV goes flying across the ring and hits a forearm smash to the face of James Fierce. From here it looks like hes busted open the Hillbilly Assassin. VVV steps back and hits multiple thrust kicks to the head as James begins to slide down the turnbuckles.
CSK: Those are loaded boots! This isnt right and those boots to be checked.
Ace Scorpio: VVV turns his attention to Dark Phoenix and rushes him with a forearm shot of his own. Dark Phoenix appears to be busted open as well as VVV hits repeated forearm shots. The fans are now booing as VVV tees off on Dark Phoenix.
CSK: James needs to get up! The atmosphere is nuts down here Ace.
Ace Scorpio: VVV sets up a chair in the face of James Fierce and backs up charging at him and delivers a running knee lift driving his knee into the chair but drives the chair into the face of James Fierce. Dark Phoenix manages to get up and charges towards VVV.
CSK: I hope the drunk ass clown and Psychotic Goth are paying attention. Because they wont have an easy title defense against the winner of this mess.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix leaps up into the air as VVV catches him and throws him high into the air and across the ring. VVV turns towards the camera and drops to his knees flexing one arm and pointing towards Dark Phoenix as he crashes face first onto a pile of chairs.
CSK: Killer release text book suplex!!!! Damn even I have to be impressed with that.
Ace Scorpio: VVV makes his way over to Dark Phoenix and drops several fists into his throat and goes for the cover.
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CSK: I dont know where in the hell he found the energy to kick out but Dark Phoenix stays alive.
Ace Scorpio: James Fierce now back on his feet and VVV spots this running over and delivering rapid fire fist shots once again. The Hillbilly Assassin not staying down. Dark Phoenix somehow gets to his feet, VVV throws James towards him, Dark Phoenix going for a DD but VVV runs over and hits a reverse neckbreaker onto Dark Phoenix who ddts James Fierce into a chair.
CSK: FUCK ME ACE THAT WAS AWESOME!! We have bodies down all around in the ring. Love him or hate him VVV may have just made this the match of the night with that move alone.
Ace Scorpio: VVV rolls over and goes to pin James Fierce.
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CSK: James gets his leg up on the bottom rope.
Ace Scorpio: Jame did no such thing! CSK YOU BASTARD! You grabbed his foot and placed it on the bottom rope.
CSK: No man my hand stretched out and James kicked it onto the rope. My hand got caught in his laces.
Ace Scorpio: BULLSHIT! More KGB nonsense taking place. VVV shooting a death glare towards CSK and slashes his finger across the throat while pointing to James Fierce. VVV stands up drags Fierce with him. Dark Phoenix to his feet and goes for a jumping thrust kick but VVV ducks and he lays out James Fierce instead.
CSK: Trust me Ace that was no accident.
CSK jumps in the ring and clotheslines Dark Phoenix from behind. He yells at Jax who throws him an empty bottle. CSK catches the bottle and blasts Dark Phoenix across the back of the head with it laying him out.Jax grabs the arms of Dark Phoenix and drags him out of the ring and handcuffs him to the steel guard rail. CSK quickly leaves the ring and poses for the crowd.
Ace Scorpio: That bastard!!! CSK once again sticking his nose where it doesnt belong. Meanwhile VVV looking towards Dark Phoenix and CSK and not happy with what he sees. He turns around and runs into a knee lift by James Fierce. James bounces off the ropes as VVV sits up and Fierce connects with another knee to the face,
CSK: All I did was balance the match out man, nothing more and nothing less.
Ace Scorpio: Fierce to his feet and gives CSK the thumbs up. VVV rolls out of the ring and crawls under neath the ring area. Fierce looking around for VVV and has no clue what happened.
CSK: I dont know what kind of game VVV is playing but Im not going to stand for it.
Ace Scorpio: VVV crawls out from the other side of the ring. He slides back in the ring with a bottle in hand. Up to his feet James turns around and is met with BLACK VENOM!!! VVV just sprayed that black mist into the face of James Fierce. The fans booing as VVV makes his way to a fallen Hillbilly Assassin.
CSK: If Stefan Slain doesnt do something about this then I will!
Ace Scorpio: VVV opens up that bottle in his hands and dumps the contents all over the face and beard of James Fierce. The fans on their feet in silence as VVV pulls out a lighter. Hes going to burn the beard off of James Fierce. This goes back to the challenge of the hair vs beard match. I believe VVV is giving Fierce his answer.
CSK: Thats pure gasoline!!!!!! I can smell that shit here at ringside.
CSK runs towards the ring as VVV lights the beard on fire. The bottom of the beard goes up in flames as Jax Carver rolls into the ring with a bottle of water and a towel trying to put out the beard. CSK enters the ring but VVV goes for the BLACK VENOM. CSK ducks as the referee takes the spray to the eyes.
Ace Scorpio: Good lord not another match with no finish. But wait a second, here comes Stefan Slain and President Phoenix down to the ring. Phoenix looks pissed off as CSK notices him and quickly jumps over the top rope and leaves the ring. Jax turns around and eats a right hand from VVV and goes flying out of the ring.
VVV turns his attention to Stefan Slain and Phoenix as he raises his arm in the air. The referee is laid out, CSK is yelling at president Phoenix and Stefan Slain staring at VVV. Fierce is on his feet with half of his beard burned off. Fierce feeling his beard goes ape shit pounding his fists onto the top turnbuckle and charges at VVV.
Fierce clotheslines him from behind and grabs a steel chair and beats VVV across the back of the head and neck repeatedly. Fierce screaming at the top of his lungs as he continues to feel his beard as he appears to be losing his mind. He opens up a chair and places VVV in it head first as climbs up the turnbuckles. James jumps off the turnbuckles hitting the double stomp of doom.
Stefan Slain turns and singles towards the back as the paramedics run down the aisle with a stretch. Fierce picks up another chair and continues to beat VVV across the race with his head stuck in the chair. VVV lays there motionless as President Phoenix calls for the bell. Security is trying to unlock Dark Phoenix from the guard rail. Jax is laid out on the concrete not moving. CSK is throwing yelling at President Phoenix who begins to ring the bell and bark orders at everyone.
James goes to pick up VVV but Stefan rolls into the ring and gets on his knees raising his hands in the air begging James to stop the madness.
Ace Scorpio: Ladies and gentlemen we have a mess going on here right now. The locker room has emptied out, we have a ring full of wrestlers, security is here, paramedics are here, the president is going crazy, CSK has lost his mind, James Fierce has just snapped and Stefan Slain has become the only voice of reason.
Well be back after we sort out this mess with the main event. I have no idea who has won this match but something tells me Stefan Slain and President Phoenix will address this before the main vent.
The camera fades off with James Fierce going completely insane in the middle o the ring throwing chairs at everyone and anything moving.
Coming up the Main Event.....
PSYCHOTIC GOTH VS ACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BEELEZBOZO FOR THE ACW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 9:00:53 GMT -5
Rachel Hernandez: Well after that chaos here's what we know. April 10th at ACW'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY President Phoenix has declared that he's got some surprises in store and I can't elaborate much more than that. But here is what I've been told.
CSK will be at the one year anniversary and is being ordered to wrestle or be banned for life. Dark Phoenix was taken to the back by medical and we're told that he's doing just fine after being stitched up. President Phoenix was shown barking at CSK and Stefan Slain before he actually shoved CSK and left through the crowd. One last note, James Fierce was escorted from the building or so we'v been told but how knows? What the cameras didn't show was the BLACK VENOM didn't have a full affect on the Hillbilly Assassin. We missed the shot but VVV just missed it by a hair.
With all of that being said it's time for our main event! Time to send it back to broadcast team.
Returning to ringside, the busy Atlantic Coast crew have almost finished constructing the enclosed steel cage, and have begun wrapping it in barbwire. With minutes until completion, the camera cuts back to the broadcast team to set the stage.
Ace Scorpio: Well fans you can see from ringside, that it is now time for the main event, and this promises to not be for the faint of heart.
Jax Carver: No kidding Ace, normally I would have a very hard time picking between Beelzebozo and Psychotic Goth, seeing just who I want to see get injured more. Fortunately with this stipulation, I don't have to decide, they'll both end up bloody messes! The question isn't who will come out of this match triumphant with the belt, but who will win the tournament that follows the winner VACATING the belt due to injury afterwards!
Ace Scorpio: These two men previously met up at New Years Nightmare, where "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly was able to take advantage of his Helloween Cup title shot, dethroning Psychotic Goth for the championship. Despite the opinions expressed earlier by our owner, and my broadcast partner, it was a wonderful encounter that was more than worthy of the belt's prestige.
Jax Carver: I just called him a drunken clown. Which he is!
Ace Scorpio: Its one thing to run your mouth at the start of the show that you know the champion doesn't watch, but there is a good chance that Beelzebozo catches a replay of this.
Jax Carver: ...We're all very proud of you champ!
Ace Scorpio: You're ridiculous.
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Orange sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Turning at the cage, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on. Now sitting at the announcer's table, the house lights reveal that Balan is wearing his Halloween Robocop costume having taken something mentioned earlier in the broadcast to heart.
Jax Carver: Speaking of ridiculous...
Ace Scorpio: Ladies and gentlemen, we seem to have been joined by the International champion, Attila Balan. Fresh off his title defense.
Attila Balan: Greetings Mister Scorpio. Please ignore this unit, I am simply here as a fan of Buster's optimal work, enjoying some classic ACW action from the best seat in the house. You will not be aware of my presence.
Ace Scorpio: Well we're always happy to have you with us, champ.
Jax Carver: Speak for yourself! A guy dressed as Robocop at a wrestling event...
Ace Scorpio: It looks like the cage has been set up, so lets throw it over to Frank Salazar with the introductions...
Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is our MAIN EVENT... it is a barbwire steel cage contest in which the only way to win is putting your opponent in a straight jacket!!! ...And is for the SWAT Atlantic Coast Heavyweight Championship!
Evil green mist bellows out of the ring entrance as a woman screams and Psychotic Goth laughing maniacally as "Welcome To Your Death" by Annihilator plays and Vampira leads Psychotic Goth to ringside in chains while holding Psychotic Goth's homemade weapon. He ignores the ringsiders and stops at the ring for Vampira to unlock the chains and Psychotic Goth rubs his wrists hard as he climbs the ring steps and enters the barbwire laced steel cage.
Frank Salazar: Entering first the challenger... hailing from The Depths of Hell... and coming in at 6'5" and weighing in at 235 pounds...
P S Y C H O T I C
G O T H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goth slowly takes off his trenchcoat and jewelry before he lowers his head and raises his arms before throwing his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks, looking and snarling like a demonic maniac crazed and intimidating as he takes his homemade weapon and he caresses it before passing it through an opening in the cage out to Vampira to hold until it's time for Psychotic Goth to use it.
Frank Salazar: ...And the champion... HAILING FROM HUNTINGTON, WEST VIRGINIA... he stands at 6'2" and weighs in at 265 pounds...
"BEELZEBOZO"
B U S T E R
FRRRRI E N D L Y!!!!!!!!!!!
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween" (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Attila Balan: Buster displaying his highly tuned sense of showmanship...
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticeable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His ever-present Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ringside area.
Attila Balan: This is the best part!
Jax Carver: We've all seen this tired bit a million times before!
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
Attila Balan: Do not be deceived by it small humanoid!
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo.
Attila Balan: To be aware of coming events but be completely unable to alter their course, almost like the small humanoid was programmed to accept the ruse. If I had a chest cavity heater, there is a 90% probability this concept would activate it.
Flashing Vampira a smile, Beelzebozo starts to head towards the cage. Referee Lucky Charms tries to get the heavyweight title off of Beelzebozo's waist, only to have smoke blown in his face. As the cage door is closed behind him, Beelzebozo trips... only to drive his cigar into Goth's face.
DING! DING!! DING!!!
Jax Carver: The clown attacking before the bell, trying to burn the psycho's eyes... mess up his disturbingly pale complexion!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo trying to grind his cigar into Goth's face, but the former champion will have none of it, throwing Friendly off. A hard right knocks the cigar out of Beelzebozo's hand, but the champ follows through with the motion with a VICIOUS spinning backfist that almost knocks Goth back into those razor sharp barbwires!
Jax Carver: Goth puts on the breaks, and fires back with a STIFF closeline that the clown pretends doesn't hurt him, but it REALLY does!
Attila Balan: Correction, the only pain on Buster's face comes from emotional damage not physical harm.
Jax Carver: You know for an unfeeling apparently super logical machine, you sure do play loose with the facts.
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Another VICIOUS closeline sends Beelzebozo staggering a few feet closer to that SHARP wall. Still the champion shaking it off like it was...
#SMACK#
Beelzebozo: JESUS!
Ace Scorpio: ...The third strike has enough power behind that Beelzebozo needed to brace himself against the cage. Which didn't go well. Now trying to yank his bloody fist off the barbwire... manages to free himself just in time to eat a running shoulderblock!
Jax Carver: For all his posturing, that got the champ down to a knee. Goth going for a dragon sleeper... but Beelzebozo countering with a bicycle kick... that shouldn't be physically possible.
Ace Scorpio: It isn't... fortunately for the champion his GIANT CLOWN SHOE makes the extra foot that would otherwise require him to jump backwards or extend his leg...
Jax Carver: Goth shaking it off, and going for another dragon sleeper... but Beelzebozo with a knife edge chop to the groin... and CLOWN SHOE spinning heel kick sends Goth crashing into that barbwire cage.
Ace Scorpio: Goth slowly ripping his body off the cage... and Buster greeting him with some clubbing double axe handles. Now its Goth's turn to shake them off, again, and again, Beelzebozo slowly taking him down but Goth fighting back, refusing to give him the satis----
#THUD#
Ace Scorpio: The champion levels Goth, swinging his back of treats like a hammer, brings it squarely down on the back of the Psychotic One.
#THUD#
#THUD#
#THUD#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo flattens Goth with that sack, and laying it on top of him...
Flashbulbs go off throughout the arena, as Beelzebozo carefully climbs up the cage, careful to avoid the barbwire... then falls off...
Jax Carver: The Punchline!!!
Driving the bag into Goth, the force of Beelzebozo's impact causing the contents of the bag to burst out - littering the ring with bowling pins, confetti, Ken Dodd tickling sticks, and handicapped looking balloon animals that somehow avoided popping in the earlier assault. Mostly bowling pins.
Attila Balan: The mentally faulty subcultural stereotype ceases to function, and Buster's defense is as assured as his academic cover.
Jax Carver: There are no covers in this match!
Attila Balan: That is disconcerting, I may have to update my simulator's parameters with this newly acquired data.
Ace Scorpio: Jax is right, Industrial Man, the officials are outside the cage, and the only way to win it is putting your opponent in a straight jacket. Buster now using a bowling pin to bash Goth about the head!
Attila Balan: That makes little sense. To prove your athletic superiority based on your ability to dress another man? Illogical. If they were lotharios whose prowess was based solely on appearance, perhaps wardrobe would factor in, but to choose a heavyweight champion that way? I am relieved this unit competes for the international title.
Jax Carver: Afraid your duds won't match up, Robocop?
#POP#
#POP#
#POP#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with a side Russian legsweep backwards into those balloon animals - that were filled with glass! Both men writhing around in pain over that one!
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo trying to bludgeon Goth with another of those bowling pins, but Goth knocks it out of his hand with a pin of his own! None of that duelling pins nonsense, as Goth SHOVES the bowling pin into Beelzebozo's mouth...
Ace Scorpio: And SLAPS IT OUT with another one!
Jax Carver: That'll leave a smile.
Attila Balan: Why a straight jacket? I understand that Goth has a documented history of requiring institutionalization, but poor Buster only suffers from alcoholism. While a disease, suggesting that persons that enjoy inebriation should be locked up is highly offensive.
Ace Scorpio: Goth pulling a piece of glass out of Beelzebozo's back... and shoving a Ken Dobb's style Tickler in its place! ...Its really staying in place... GOTH now lifting Friendly up for a... SCOOP POWERSLAM!
Jax Carver: The tickler broke! ...That's disgusting!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo with a jagged piece of wood and feathers sticking out of a hole in his back. The champion is still coughing up blood from that bowling pin to the teeth... and Goth mounting him for a keylock. Beelzebozo tries to counter, but ends up rolling onto that jagged piece of wood driving it further into his back... spins the other way...
Jax Carver: Giving his back, and Goth locks in a dragon sleeper! Looking to knock the champion out so that putting on that straight jacket will be a synch.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo flailing about, but losing strength...
Jax Carver: Losing all strength, and with that cage between him and his boyfriend here, there will be NO ONE who can save Beelzebozo from getting strapped in.
Ace Scorpio: Goth really digging the sleeper in-NO! Beelzebozo with the presence of mind to kick off the cage so that his back lands on--- Beelzebozo just stabbed that wooden spike sticking out of him into Goth's midsection! Grinding it in... and Goth lets go of the sleeper. That is a DEEP GASH in Goth's abdomen.
Jax Carver: Beelzebozo throwing off a few elbows to fight back up to his feet, and inspired by that last move... what an idiot.
Ace Scorpio: The champion like a pincushion... with a standing senton, once more stabs Goth with that wooden spike sticking out of his back! Another senton! ...And there's the third...
The crowd makes a sickened sound.
Jax Carver: That seems to have snapped the spike off... and driven the rest of it INSIDE Beelzebozo.
Rising to his feet, Buster Friendly starts to spew blood out onto the canvas. It is unclear if this is a continued result of being force fed a bowling pin, or if he's punctured his own lung with the wood.
Jax Carver: He might be dying in the ring a little faster than usual, but Beelzebozo will probably consider it worth it for the plethora of got wood jokes he can now make.
Attila Balan: He will be delighted.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo taking some time out vomiting a steady stream of blood to see Goth recovering... so he charges out of the corner with a KNEE SLAPPER!!!
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Jax Carver: GOTH CATCHES HIM WITH A DRAGONSCREW LEGSWEEP INTO A LIGHTNING QUICK ANKLELOCK!
Ace Scorpio: Pulls back on the ankle lock... and the champion flails around with no where to go! Grabbing fistfuls of plunder that earlier fell out of his sack and Buster is throwing them back defiantly, but I don't think that confetti is going to take Goth's eyes out.
Attila Balan: There is a 10% chance.
Ace Scorpio: What... that's... frighteningly high.
Jax Carver: Why the hell don't we have a sneeze guard at the announce position? Friendly almost bled on me! I don't mind having syphilis, but I'll be damned if I catch it from Beelzebozo!
Ace Scorpio: Definitely something to consider installing the next time management books a barbwire cage.
Jax Carver: AH! One of the confetti pieces landed on the desk. It's RIGHT THERE!
Ace Scorpio: Stay calm Jax!
Jax Carver: Easy for you to say, you're wearing glasses! That has to lower your having an eye shredded down by like, what, 4%?
Attila Balan: Affirmative.
Ace Scorpio <hard shallow="">: Be brave! Goth has almost snapped Beelzebozo's ankle, and the champion is barely conscious from the pain, THIS IS IT! Man up Carver, or prepare to be replaced by a robot!
Jax Carver: He's the champion he doesn't want my job.
Attila Balan: This model has been designed to multifunction.
Jax Carver: Shit. Fine. The only signs of life from Beelzebozo are the occasional hiccup of blood. This is it...
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth releasing the anklelock, only to hold onto the leg... dragonscrew leg dragging Beelzebozo face first into the barbwire cage!
Jax Carver: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo is planted in the center of the canvas, and Goth know going for a straightjacket!
Attila Balan: Question. Why place the competitors in a cage this violent unless there was some underlining blood feud, in which case should they not continue to beat one another until one ceases to function? Conclusion, going for a win this early in the bloodletting is an act of cowardice.
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth putting his respect for the heavyweight title above his personal feelings wanting to further murder Beelzebozo.
Attila Balan: It is illogical.
Jax Carver: Its perfectly logical, you just don't want the clown to lose! Which is exactly what's happening, as Goth pulls the jacket onto Beelzebozo...
Ace Scorpio: Fastening the one arm in... now trying for the other one... but he's finding the jacket hard to put over the championship belt that Buster is wearing...
Jax Carver: Goth trying to pull off the title to force the other arm down... here we go...
Attila Balan: Entering sleep mode.
Jax Carver: He almost has him!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: NO! Beelzebozo pulls Goth into an eye gouge! Now pulling off the belt himself with that free arm... uses it to uppercut Goth off of him.
Staggering to his feet, Beelzebozo attempts to pull the straightjacket off his arms with his teeth, but wouldn't you know it? His mouth is too slippery from blood. Taking time out of coughing up blood from the lung he probably collapsed himself, Beelzebozo stumbles Goth with a hip attack that knocks the former champion into the barbwire cage.
Jax Carver: Hip attack keeps Goth down, and Buster now running backwards into the cage... what a masochist.
Ace Scorpio: The heavyweight champion rubbing his back against the barbwire, stripping flesh away...
Jax Carver: The clown cutting himself out of the straight jacket, kicking Goth in the head to keep him down while ripping off the sleeves.
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo taking off the heavyweight belt, and strapping Goth across the back with it!
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
#SMACK#
Ace Scorpio: Just whipping Goth to a bloody pulp, and now going for the straight jacket himself...
Jax Carver: Isn't that an act of cowardice in your book, Bot?
Attila Balan: Enough damage has been committed to prove Buster's point, all that remains is victory.
Jax Carver: ...I really hate you.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo dragging one arm into a strap... Goth trying to fight him off, so the champ drives a thumb into the challenger's eye... more title attacks, and there is the other arm in.
Jax Carver: It's an easy slide because it's like a second skin for Goth.
Ace Scorpio: All that remains is to fasten the straps...
Attila Balan: Buster has 20% above average fastening skills.
Jax Carver: The nightmare continues-----------YES!
Ace Scorpio: Vampira putting that homemade weapon through the cage to prod the champ--- Buster looking to grab it, but Goth kicks him off. Beelzebozo coming back, but Goth hits him with a loaded boot! Goth now using his teeth to pull the jacket off... another loaded boot keeps the champ at bay. Beelzebozo staggering into the barbwire cage... both men are bleeding like faucets!
Jax Carver: Goth has the straightjacket off and now... batter up, going to town on the clown with that homemade weapon.
Ace Scorpio: Nasty headshots - if Beelzebozo resented Goth's hammering before, its about to sound a lot worse. Vampira really helped Goth out of a bad situation, its nice to see her getting back to normal after that horrible ordeal.
Attila Balan: What ordeal?
Jax Carver: I thought you did research on SWAT? You must be getting rusty, Balan. Vampira had been missing for months as the result of a kidnapping. Jesus. Watch the show sometime.
Attila Balan: A kidnapping? Were police brought in? It seems illogical that a crime of that magnitude would only be reported on at SWAT, and not the news.
Ace Scorpio: Goth now putting Beelzebozo into a-----FLYING TRIANGLE CHOKE! The champ fighting, but Goth looking to knock him out! To answer your question Balan, Goth wanted to deal with the situation himself... and speaking of the kidnapping, here is the perpetrator himself.
The crowd jeer as Vile "Vince" Viper steps out of the back in a bright red devil outfit, burning hatred dancing from his eyes to the ring.
Jax Carver: Bozo is barely there, and Goth crawling over to grab another straightjacket- this will be it!
Following Viper out of the back are some of the less desirable elements of his backyard, Victoria Bitter Boy, Spud Boy, Original FireRed Ninja, Midnight COOL, and "FlatEarth Warrior" Duncan Kincaid - the rest of the crew carry out a large coffin.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo is biting away, trying to keep that jacket off, but he's having a hard time keeping Goth from pulling those straps tight! Meanwhile TripleV and some of his flunkies are heading down to ringside. SWAT's resident devil has an axe to grind with all the participants regardless of belts.
Jax Carver: Dammit... the clown chewing some of that broken glass in the ring, SPITS it into Goth's eyes - and rolls away. Now pulling the straightjacket off again... This match is disgusting.
Ace Scorpio: A half blind Goth trying to rub the blood from his eyes, climbing the ropes, while Beelzebozo with similar ideas, yanks off the straightjacket while climbing the opposite corner...
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Flashbulbs explode as Beelzebozo and Psychotic Goth dive off the ropes at each other with a The Punchline and Demon Strike respectively.
Ace Scorpio: FISTS COLLIDE!
Jax Carver: What are the odds with two guys with flying punches catching each other in the hand?
Attila Balan: In this profession the odds are...
Jax Carver: DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Ace Scorpio: Both men rolling around the ring, possibly with broken hands. Viper and associates have brought that ominous casket to ringside.
Attila Balan: How do we know that Vincent is the kidnapper?
Jax Carver: Vampira recognized his voice.
Attila Balan: Oh.
Jax Carver: What?
Attila Balan: She certainly seems like a charming person, and great talent for the SWAT organization to be proud of, but my companies psych evaluations did not present her as the most reliable witness.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo putting Goth in a straightjacket crossface!!! ...But the referee insisting that it doesn't count unless its an actual straightjacket, and that wrestling holds that share the name aren't in the spirit of the stipulations.
Attila Balan: Semantics.
Jax Carver: Goth muscling out, and turning it into a WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Airplane spin ends with Goth throwing Beelzebozo into the cage!!! The champion looks out of it, as Goth moves in for the kill. Wait... when did you do a psych evaluation on Vampira?
Attila Balan: Right before Luchian Inc. had her confined for psychiatric treatment. Obviously.
Ace Scorpio: That makes sense. Goth now noticing Viper at ringside, kicks some glass out of the ring at Victoria Bitter Boy before going back to--- wait you had her confined for treatment!?!
Attila Balan: Yes around October, I noticed a young woman in obvious mental distress, believing herself to a vampire. I had my people look into her background, discovered that the fringe elements she was associating with were sending her towards a full mental collapse, and decided the best course of action was to check her in at one of the finest institutions that money can buy.
Jax Carver: ...she agreed to that...
Attila Balan: When have humanoids identifying as vampires ever agreed to medical assistance? My company took care of the details.
Ace Scorpio: ...
Jax Carver: ...
Attila Balan: I will infer from your silence that you are worried about Buster's chances of title retention based on Goth's hitting a Devil's Abyss. While things certainly look grim for the champion, let me assure you that Buster will find a way to con---
Ace Scorpio & Jax Carver: You're the kidnapper!
Attila Balan: Do not be ridiculous. I am sure my people filled more official paperwork for Vampira's forced recovery stay, then this Psychotic Goth did for her alleged abduction.
Jax Carver: You could have let him know!
Ace Scorpio: Goth has been beating up everyone and their mother looking for her! ....And now Psychotic Goth lands on Beelzebozo with a Purgatory Plunge!!! Both men sprawled across all that sharp plunder in the ring. ...He tore SWAT apart, if Vampira's mental state was a real concern, you could have brought all this forwards to her many friends and family!
Attila Balan: He is clearly a contributing factor to her duress, and it would be counterproductive to her well being to make that information available.
Ace Scorpio: Goth once again going for the straightjacket...
The backyard scum finally strike, with Spud Boy charging around ringside at Vampira only to eat a boot to the crotch. Goth's manager is quick to claw at the large man's eyes. The fight is valiant, but leaves her open to Victoria Bitter Boy and Midnight Cool who grab her from behind. As they restrain Vampira, the king of snakes approaches with the casket wheeled behind him.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Hey emo loon... I don't take too kindly to people besssmirching my good name.
Vile tells the crowd to fuck off for laughing at his good name line, fortunately he's facing away from the microphone so it doesn't go out on the feed. I've kept this surprisingly clean. Seeing the Backyard workers holding Vampira on the outside of the cage, Psychotic Goth stops trying to strap Beelzebozo into the straightjacket.
Jax Carver: I hate to say it Ace, but everyone owes Viper an apology. Especially you.
Ace Scorpio: Shut up.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Imprison someone for months... my prisonersss don't last hours. Still since I already paid the price, I might as well do the crime.
Kicking open the casket lid, VVV reveals that it is full of a wide variety of snakes. It has also been fitted with some intense UV lights, essentially creating a tanning bed. The cold-blooded reptiles don't care for that much. Duncan Kinkaid throws his mentor a padlock, this is not going to be pretty.
Vile "Vince" Viper: Let's see if we can jog your memory! If you REALLY think it was MOI, lets see if this rings any bellsssssssss. I'm pretty sure it will be something new, Vampsss. You want to experience my hospitality? I like my women TANNED...
Grabbing Vampira by the hair, VVV starts to shove the would-be vampire towards the tanning bed casket full of venomous snakes. We spared no expense. Ignoring the barbwire, Goth starts desperately reaching through the cage, cutting himself as he tries to snatch Viper's neck.
#BUMP#
Ace Scorpio: What's he doing?
MASSIVE POP!
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan kicking that casket over onto the FireRed Ninja! Charging into Backyard crew, as he runs to Vampira's aid.
Jax Carver: This is a mess he created!
Ace Scorpio: Viper bailing, as Balan goes to work on his crew!
MONSTER JEERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jax Carver: Whisky Lullaby.
Ace Scorpio: In the ring, Beelzebozo from behind puts the Psychotic Goth in the WHISKY LULLABY!!! Goth's arms are caught in the barbwire from the cage, he can't defend himself!!!!
Jax Carver: The clown just choking the life out of him!
On the outside, Viper puts the cage between him and the International champion as Balan gorilla presses Spud Boy into the appreciative crowd.
Ace Scorpio: A few potatoes to the back of the head for good measure...
Jax Carver: The clown calls those the donkey punch...
Ace Scorpio: I'm not calling those!!!
Jax Carver: Here comes the straight jacket...
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Ace Scorpio: First arm... cheap shot with the belt...
Jax Carver: Second arm through... now tying in those straps for the...
DING!!! DING!!!! DING!!!!!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match...
and STILL ATLANTIC COAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION----
"BEELZEBOZO" BUSTER FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo will retain, as Balan still cleans up the trash outside the ring.
Jax Carver: Look at these idiots, still cheering Balan on like he's some kind of hero.
Ace Scorpio: ....This is Atlantic Coast, Jax. Balan is as close to a good guy as we have.
A double closeline takes out Duncan Kinkaid and Maximum Cool, but Vampira takes a nasty fall in the process. Wiping the blood from his face, Beelzebozo looks at all the theatrics outside the ring. His blood caked eyelids flicker in contempt at all the backyard jokes, then over to Viper, who seems pleased, standing near the now opening cage door.
Ace Scorpio: VAMPIRA TAKING A BAD FALL! Balan checking on her condition, while these horrible backyard workers are finally getting rounded up by security!
Jax Carver: Now security shows up?
Ace Scorpio: The champion doesn't seem too pleased with all these hijinks distracting from his match.
Jax Carver: You can say----
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Ace Scorpio: BEELZEBOZO DIVING OUT OF THE CAGE ONTO VIPER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! THE CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE ROADKILL BUT IS TRYING TO STRANGLE THE HELL OUT OF VIPER!!!
The force sends VVV headfirst into the guardrail, where Beelzebozo is so enraged he breaks nails digging them into the old man's throat.
Jax Carver: JESUS.
Ace Scorpio: If Viper wasn't an albino I think wed be seeing him changing color.
The two men roll around on the floor, exchanging vicious shots before continuing their brawl up the aisle.
Ace Scorpio: These two have had daggers for each other for months now, but THEIR COLD WAR JUST WENT WHITE HOT!
Jax Carver: The two men brawling up the aisle, and no better way for us to close....
In the ring, Psychotic Goth starts to come too just as the referee's cut him out of the straight jacket. The first image that greets the former champion is Attila Balan checking on Vampira.
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Ace Scorpio: Goth conscious.... oblivious to where Viper has wandered off... goes out to check on Vampira, Balan helping her to her feet..........
Jax Carver: Psychotic Goth just shoved Attila Balan away from Vampira. Apparently still very protective given the recent abduction!
Ace Scorpio: The robot greeting him with a smile, meaning no harm... but the stares they are exchanging are INTENSE!
Jax Carver: Goth is acting this way when he thinks Balan did him a favour, imagine how bad its going to be when he watches this broadcast and discovers that the Industrial Man kidnapped Vampira.
Ace Scorpio: There is going to be an explosion.
Jax Carver: Never trust a robot.
Ace Scorpio: Especially a very nice one.
As the Mega Powers stand at ringside basking in tension, Psychotic Goth is too concerned with Vampira's condition to notice the mad brawl happening on the other side of the arena. Up at the top of the entranceway, Beelzebozo is using a box cutter to slash away at VVV, trying to get the old man to take a thirty plus footfall off the ramp. For his part, Viper is extracting his own lump of flesh with razor sharp claws.
Jax Carver: Knife fight DANGEROUSLY close to the edge of that raised entrance. Kill 'em Vile!
Ace Scorpio: The champion chopping away at Viper with all the skill of a man who makes more money stabbing people with a box cutter than he does through clowning. Viper almost slipping off, but holds on!
Jax Carver: He really makes me uncomfortable.
Ace Scorpio: The backyard cronies being held back from getting involved... but here comes Anonymoose!
Anonymoose tries to position himself between the men, but isn't suicidal so hides behind Beelzebozo instead while trying to talk them down.
Ace Scorpio: Backyard worker and Menagerie manager, Anonymoose is trying to calm things. Get these two to go for a money fight, rather than a career ending injury... and seems to be trying to get his point across with minimum puns.
Jax Carver: Yeah, but every time they start to slow down he works in another joke which sets them off again. How did the guy with the giant horns sneak past security.
Ace Scorpio: Viper taking a slash to the eyebrow... and looks like he's falling... NO! CRESCE----NO!
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#################CRASH######################
The crowd is in a stunned silence as Beelzebozo sidesteps a backflip kneestrike from Viper, which catches Anonymoose squarely in the moose. The force knocks the young stand-up comedian backwards off the railing to the floor below.
Ace Scorpio: GET A MEDIC OUT HERE!
Jax Carver: WHAT A SICKENING THUD!
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo letting his manager take the full force of that strike from Viper, and Anonymoose just hit the ground with a... well... Beelzebozo climbing down to check on him as paramedics race over.
Jax Carver: That was a long drop onto concrete.
Ace Scorpio: Beelzebozo checking on Moose, while Viper also runs over...
The king of snakes looks uncharacteristically upset, as he staggers over to the unconscious moose. He starts to lean in when Beelzebozo spits up at him.
Vile "Vince" Viper: I... I'm so sor...
Beelzebozo: Look what you did! ...get away from him you monster.
Looking gutted, Viper falls back into the horrified onlookers. Paramedics bring over a stretcher, while trying to cut away the mask enough to secure a neck brace on it.
Ace Scorpio: We're out of time fans... as we sign off our thoughts and prayers are with this young man.</hard>
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