Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 8:53:05 GMT -5
The scene shoots to the ramp way as the arena lights drop to a dark orange. A fast montage of HPWA Commisioner Phoenix plays
*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of TKOW showrunner Phoenix is shown.
*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.
*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' by Stratovarious blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, RDS, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Tobias Burden, Dave Rave, Mars, Soulfly, Dusty Dynamite, and Jace Mingla.
Phoenix makes his way out from backstage, dark red flame stitched suit on, T.H. Power's signature metal briefcase in hand, as the crowd roars seeing his black metal bat in his other hand. He points behind him and ACW Owner Stefan Slain follows suit, waving to the returning crowd of ACW faithfuls! Phoenix begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, arms outstretched, playing up the crowd with a smirk.
Frank Salazr: Making his way to the ring, he is the President of SWAT, the man known as PHOENIX!!
Ace Scorpio: Well that's a hell of a way to kick off the return to form for SWAT.
Jax Carver: I dunno. I sorta liked the whole fake it till ya make it that the South tried to play up.
Ace Scorpio: That's just because you're lazy and love seeing anything that equals slacking off.
Jax Carver: Your point?
Phoenix gets in the ring and sets the briefcase down in the near corner before shaking Franks hand and getting his mic.
Phoenix: This right here is a very special occasion. We are here to welcome back, to celebrate the return of, to embrace with open arms, the Atlantic Coast phenomenon that is the ACW and all it has to offer.
The President pauses as the crowd roars and starts chanting;
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
Phoenix: Now I know there's a little diappointment out there, because the roster isn't, EXACTLY the same as it was, but there's a solid crew back there and you guys know, change is inevitible. Happens all the time. People come in, go out, it's just the nature of the business. And right now, there's a bit of business I need to attend to. With the showrunner himself, welcome back Stefan Slain!
Stefan Slain: I know that earlier our President mentioned that the roster isn't exactly the same. Well folks, I have some exciting news, as I have here a new contract ready to offer up to one very special, hard working, former member of my roster, and I just HAVE to get him out here no-
A whistling comes across the speakers, starting "Eye of the Storm" and Daniel Collins makes his way out of the back, no pyro, no flames, nothing. He's still looking rather disheveled, but he's in his ring gear and has a look in his eye that would send lesser people running home to mama. He makes it one step down the ramp before;
Stefan Slain: Whoa whoa my friend not so fast. Not so fast AT ALL. I like you kid, you got spunk, but your Daddy pissed me off with how he handled your final match with Turner here when I went on sabbatical. No sir. This contract is for "Timeless" Alex Turner.
Orion - Eternity (Chillout Version) hits and Turner struts down the aisle, glaring at Collins with contempt and disgust. Roxy stops to wink at the former International Champion, then wretches and turns away heading to the ring, she gets up on the apron and holds the ropes down for Turner, who gets in and goes right up to Slain and gives him a big hug.
Turner: I knew I could count on you! This idiot over here kept me and my new region from happening, then sent me to that failure of a Southern Region! Me! I'm Timeless and I just don't fail!
Stefan Slain: I see big things in your future kid. Just sign this...
Slain fishes the contract out of his jacket and hands it over to Turner, but Phoenix steps in and snatches it away.
Phoenix: Whoa whoa whoa wait just a damn minute! What do you think you're doing?
Stefan Slain: I'm re signing Turner to contract. You got him booted unfairly!
Phoenix is seething now and leans his bat back against the turnbuckle.
Phoenix: YOU. Do not get to override ME, Slain. I'm the President of SWAT. You're just a regional owner. YOU ANSWER TO ME.
Phoenix throws up the ol' one bird salute Sabu style and his pyro explodes behind him, flaming straight up. He sticks Turner's new contract in it and lets it catch, then drops it on the floor in front of him.
Phoenix: That's what I think of your attempt to get one over on me Slain. Turner lost his chance to be part of ACW, and he didn't do himself any favors by blindsiding me when he was trying to get signed to that two second West Coast nonsense. You can go peter around in the XWCW or Backyard for all I care but ACW is OFFLIMITS.
Turner, Roxy, and Slain are all seething mad and start screaming at Phoenix but only Slain notices the Dark Phoenix appear behind Turner. The crowd loses it and Phoenix smiles in Timeless' face as Dark Phoenix hoists Turner up and plants him with a Phoenix Breaker!! He stands and grabs the mic from Phoenix as Roxy, freaking out, checks on her man.
Dark Phoenix: You had your one chance Slain. You could have bartered with Collins. Now you have to deal with the devil. This *points to Turner* is simply the beginning of what your precious ACW will endure.
Dark Phoenix flips the mic away and backflips over the ropes to the floor and makes his way up the ramp. Slain looks like he's seen a ghost and tries pleading with the President, but Phoenix simply shrugs and leaves the ring as well.
Ace Scorpio: I have no clue what to make of this. Were set to open up with tag team action but between what we just saw and now Stefan looks like he's about to go bat shit crazy in the ring.
Jax Carver: Its been almost 5 months. Who knows how many drugs hes placed in his system.
Stefan walks around the ring slowly slamming his head on all four of the top corner posts before dropping blood from the top of his head in the middle of the ring.
Stefan Slain: What a fucked up society we live in. Mark my words PHOENIX WILL PAY FOR THIS.
Just over a year ago the powers that be came to me, they begged. They graveled. They wanted the madman from the badlands to start a company. They wanted a man so vile, so sick and so twisted to run a company that would get the world talking about SWAT.
I assembled a company of all stars, a company of legends. A company of Gods and a company of champions. I assembled a group of men that were willing to die for the the cause!!!! I had a roster of talent that would bleed, that would cry, that would kill one another but most of all they would die for this company and die for you the fans!!!!
And with the blood, the sweat, the tears and the careers of these men I presented a company that you the fans could be proud of! We had THE GREAT SYBERUS he loved you guys so much that he put his life and his career on the line and was buried alive by PSYCHOTIC GOTH one of the best talents I ever signed!!! Syberus gave his life for this company, he gave everything he had for the SATISFACTION AND APPROVAL OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!!
I had ANDREW MF KARNAGE!!!!! THE BOMBASTIC LEGEND HIMSELF!!!! Drop you on your head quicker then Marcus White could get off to a pron video. A legend and one half of the worlds greatest tag teams to ever exist!!!!
We had young talent like HELLS BOUNCER a man who I personally signed for this company to be part of the future of ACW!!!! And to take over the reigns of the next generation.
I gave you guys the KGB. And how was I rewarded for my hard work? I GOT FUCKED OVER and they took away the MAD DOG PUAL SOUTTER and sent his ass to be forgotten in the West Coast. Management FUCKED YOU ALL .THE FANS!!!!!
We had the worlds deadliest feud in CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY NAD PSYCHOTIC GOTH. CSK not only gave his career for each and every one of you, but he got fucked up the ass and slapped in the face. Not only did he lose the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE to Psychotic Goth, he didnt even get a thank you. He didnt even get his return title match!!!!
No, instead the powers that be gave CSK a thank you, fuck you, goodbye. And now where is CSK? The man has been left to die and be forgotten. And for what?
So we could have a god damn fucking drunk ass clown parading as the ACW Heavyweight Champion?
Stefan wraps the chain around his fist again and begins to drive it into his head harder and harder busting himself up as the blood begins to runs down his face. Stefan rips his shirt off and throws it over the top rope and points towards the broadcast table.
Stefan Slain: And then I have those two fine men at the top of the stage. One of the greatest broadcast teams the wrestling industry has ever seen and they got shafted. Multiple companies popped up and were they given a call? Were they given the nod? NO!!!!! Those two men were thrown out with the trash like so much of MY TALENT!!!!!
And then, and then, and then and then and then and then and then AND THENNNNNNNN I get a call one day. And it turns out the powers that be once again are begging, they are pleading, and they OH STEFAN PLEASE COME BACK!!! Once again be our savior, we need you to bring back ACW.
Our television ratings are shit, we have incompetent people running this industry and theyre flushing us down faster then a hooker giving a blowjob on a Friday night1 And what do I do? What do I do? WHAT O WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!
??
I come back, with a gleam in my eye I bring back ACW FOR YOU THE FANS!!!!!! I bring back violence, and blood and everything that makes you stand up with more testosterone then you had on your wedding night. And then I THREW UP!
Stefan walks slowly across the ring and throws the chain over the top rope and starts stomping on the mat repeatedly and kicking the ropes. He walks around spitting in all four corners of the ring as he wipes the blood from his forehead and slowly licks it while cutting a sinister laugh.
Ace Scorpio: Hes lost his fucking mind. Stefan has officially gone bat shit crazy and I would even say certifiable.
Jax Carver: Fuck you Ace! Who signs your checks? He has a point. Nobody gave a shit about you and I, nobody even looked our way. But now they need Stefan, and they need us. Screw you, Im going to say my piece!
Jax Carver stands up and removes a silver flask from his leather jacket. He slams it back and slaps Ace Scorpio across the face before walking down the aisle. The fans begin to chant welcome back as Jax walks up the ring steps. He makes his way across the ring and stares into the face of Stefan Slain. Jax then wipes the blood off of Slain and then across his own face. Stefan smiles sadistically as Jax pats him on the back and takes the microphone.
Jax Carver: Youre all a bunch of sheep! Welcome back? Where was the love and support the last four months for this man and myself? Hell even my broadcast partner deserves respect. We carried ACW as the voice without a choice. We got you to tune in and love, accept and respect what we were doing as a family.
But what have we become? We have a clown running around with the most prestigious title in the wresting industry today!!! Really? A clown? A drunk one at that!!!! And let us not forget, we have some wanna be modern day robocop walking around as the International champion. Daniel Collins he is not.
THIS IS NOT ACW!!!!!!
Psychotic Goth vs Syberus. Psychotic Goth vs CSK. Daniel Collins vs Timeless Alex Turner. Daniel Collins vs CSK. Daniel Collins vs ADRIAN FN TANNER JR RIP MY BROTHER .THAT IS MY FUCKING ACW!!!!
That is the company I was proud to work for. I would have worked for free. Hell I bled for this company. I got beatings from several members of the talent here and I sucked it up like a man and never bitched about it. But I have a plan.
Stefan, I have a plan. I know just how were going to turn around ACW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE ORIGINAL, THE FACE OF ACW, THE FUTURE AND THE HOPE AND GLORY.
Stefan wipes the blood from his face and looks up at Jax in confusion. Jax gives Stefan a hug and then turns around and points towards the top of the stage.
The arena goes pitch black as pyro goes off. Sirens are heard throughout the arena as strobe lights begin to flash. Once again the arena goes pitch black and James Fierce is standing at the top of the state along with three men wearing masks. James grabs a beer and pops it open slamming it back as he throws the can down.
Suddenly James turns sideways and points towards the curtains. The fans let out a holy shit chant.
Ace Scorpio: I dont believe what I see. Fans if youre not here to witness this historic event then I dont know what to tell you. Jax Carver has just unleashed a bombshell and for once he delivered.
Well I'm an outlaw
I make my living on the run
My life is lonely
But I was born to need no one
Always on my own
My gun is loaded
I'm a six-shot heart attack
I pull the trigger
So you better watch your back
Looking out for #1 so you had better take this piece of advice
Make your move
Stick 'em up or kiss your ass goodbye
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
I got the drop on you so raise them high
Reach for the sky
Well it's a show down
This is what I do for fun
I got a reputation
Yeah I'm the fastest gun
I'm livin' on the highway
Movin' on from town to town
You better do it my way
Or I will shoot you down
Looking out for #1 so you had better take this piece of advice
Make your move
Stick 'em up or kiss your ass goodbye
Take you best shot
Oh go for your guns baby
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
I got the drop on you so raise them high
Reach for the sky
Oh reach for the sky
The man turns around wearing a black leather jacket and biker pants. He takes off his sunglasses and places them a top of his head as him and James Fierce shake hands The five individuals huddle up and run down the aisle and slide into the ring. James Fierce reaches under the ring and pulls out a case of beer and walks up the ring steps.
Jax Carver: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you JAMES FIERCE, THE KGB and CHRISTIAN SEBASTIANNNNNNNNNNNNN KENNEDY!
James hands out beers to Stefan Slain, the masked men, Jax Carver and CSK. All four men pop the top off off and toast as CSK looks around the arena with a smile on his face.
CSK: WELCOME HOME MOTHER FUCKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! WERE BACKKKKKKKKKKKK. Did you miss us? OF COURSE YOU DID!!! There is no place like home and the KGB RUN THIS SHIT! This is our home babbbbbbby.
Now I know what youre thinking. Youre all drunk and this isnt happening. But rest assured my puppets. WE ARE THE KG FN B AND HIS IS YOUR REALITY!!!!
So about five months ago yours truly had a metal breakdown. Hell we all know Im fucking crazy but I went a little to far. Order of business #1. PSYCHOTIC GOTH!
I tell you what bro, you my friend are the face of ACW. I mean you did what so very few have done and you not only beat me, you whooped my ass into ALMOST retirement. You took away MY title. AND for that, nothing but respect my friend. You showed the world that you are the franchise player. You retired Syberus, you damn near retired me but .you dropped the title to a god damn clown?
Boy you outta be stripped of your man card! Not only did you not have the talent to remain the champion, you screwed me out of my title rematch by dropping MY TITLE TO A CLOWN!!!!!
In case you havent noticed the founding father Paul Soutter couldnt be here tonight. Because hes stuck floundering in the West Coast. Why? Because THE WRESTLING WORLD FEARS THE KGB as well they should.
Order of business #2. Phoenix. This guy!!!! Phoenix is running around here like he owns the joint but I got news for you buck-o .your time is up! Were back baby and were calling the shots around here. Push my buttons, and see what you win as a consolation prize. I need another beer just to get the taste of your name out of my mouth. And next time you get in Stefan's face you better have more than your Dark one to have your ass. This isn't over man, you may have thrown your weight around tonight but we're not rolling over.
Jax Carver hands CSK another beer and he quickly slams it back and spits at the fans while opening up a third beer.
CSK: Order of business #3. VILE VINCE VIPER!!!!
You sick ass mother kudos to you. Think youre pretty slick dont you? You had the entire world thinking that we were behind the sick abuse to Vampira. I TOLD THE WORLD that we are not lowlife scum and would never do that.
And how were the KGB treated? We were called liars, we were doubted, we were shit on, we were abused. It took a lot of money to get James Fierce fixed up better than ever. And my life, my career and my integrity were almost shot. VVV you will have your day, believe you me I would sleep with both eyes open. You may be a Vile Viper, youre going to find out how sick and twisted the KGB can be my friend.
But Im not here for Psyhchotic Goth. Im not here for VVV, hell Im not even here to reclaim THE TITLE I GOT FUCKED OUT OF !
As a matter of fact, effective immediately, I quit!
Stefan Slain and Jax Carver look on in shock as the masked men all start talking and trying to get answers. James Fierce just bends down and opens up another beer and starts drinking. Christian motions for everyone to back up and just shakes his head.
CSK: You see SWAT management fears THE KGB. They allowed two men to damn near ruin my life and my career. I refuse to come back and be part of something that tried so hard to destroy me and shows no remorse. SWAT tried to replace ACW.
You tried to replace the legacy of ACW, its management, the broadcasters and the talent. And now you want to have us all back to save face? FUCK YOU!
So I will not be part of the lies and damage control. But dont get me wrong, THE KGB IS GOING TO RUN THIS SHIT! I have terminated my ACW contract as have the rest of the KGB. For now on we are FREE AGENTS which means if we want to raise he ll and beat the piss out of everyone here in ACW then we will.
Maybe well even take a piss on the West Coast and run that shit to! The fact of the matter is the KGB is going to be bigger, badder, MORE VIOLENT, MORE BLOOD THIRSTY, MORE HARDCORE, MORE INHUMANE THEN EVER BEFORE.
The KGB isnt here to take over ACW. The KGB isnt going to take over the West Coast. No my friends
The KGB is going to TAKE OVER SWAT!!!!!!
This meeting is over. THANK YOU, FUCK YOU, BYE!
CSK throws the microphone over the back of his head as all 7 men open up another beer in the middle of the ring. The fans are all on their feet chanting KGB .KGB .KGB as the camera shoots back up to Ace Scorpio.
Ace Scorpio: I dont know what just happened or what to make of it. Jax Carver is ACW management? Or is he KGB? Folks well have answers for you soon. Coming up is the tag team of Marcus White & DOC WILSON VS LUCIUS & JULIUS BLOOD.
*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of TKOW showrunner Phoenix is shown.
*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.
*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' by Stratovarious blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, RDS, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Tobias Burden, Dave Rave, Mars, Soulfly, Dusty Dynamite, and Jace Mingla.
Phoenix makes his way out from backstage, dark red flame stitched suit on, T.H. Power's signature metal briefcase in hand, as the crowd roars seeing his black metal bat in his other hand. He points behind him and ACW Owner Stefan Slain follows suit, waving to the returning crowd of ACW faithfuls! Phoenix begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, arms outstretched, playing up the crowd with a smirk.
Frank Salazr: Making his way to the ring, he is the President of SWAT, the man known as PHOENIX!!
Ace Scorpio: Well that's a hell of a way to kick off the return to form for SWAT.
Jax Carver: I dunno. I sorta liked the whole fake it till ya make it that the South tried to play up.
Ace Scorpio: That's just because you're lazy and love seeing anything that equals slacking off.
Jax Carver: Your point?
Phoenix gets in the ring and sets the briefcase down in the near corner before shaking Franks hand and getting his mic.
Phoenix: This right here is a very special occasion. We are here to welcome back, to celebrate the return of, to embrace with open arms, the Atlantic Coast phenomenon that is the ACW and all it has to offer.
The President pauses as the crowd roars and starts chanting;
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
"WEL-COME BACK"
Phoenix: Now I know there's a little diappointment out there, because the roster isn't, EXACTLY the same as it was, but there's a solid crew back there and you guys know, change is inevitible. Happens all the time. People come in, go out, it's just the nature of the business. And right now, there's a bit of business I need to attend to. With the showrunner himself, welcome back Stefan Slain!
Stefan Slain: I know that earlier our President mentioned that the roster isn't exactly the same. Well folks, I have some exciting news, as I have here a new contract ready to offer up to one very special, hard working, former member of my roster, and I just HAVE to get him out here no-
A whistling comes across the speakers, starting "Eye of the Storm" and Daniel Collins makes his way out of the back, no pyro, no flames, nothing. He's still looking rather disheveled, but he's in his ring gear and has a look in his eye that would send lesser people running home to mama. He makes it one step down the ramp before;
Stefan Slain: Whoa whoa my friend not so fast. Not so fast AT ALL. I like you kid, you got spunk, but your Daddy pissed me off with how he handled your final match with Turner here when I went on sabbatical. No sir. This contract is for "Timeless" Alex Turner.
Orion - Eternity (Chillout Version) hits and Turner struts down the aisle, glaring at Collins with contempt and disgust. Roxy stops to wink at the former International Champion, then wretches and turns away heading to the ring, she gets up on the apron and holds the ropes down for Turner, who gets in and goes right up to Slain and gives him a big hug.
Turner: I knew I could count on you! This idiot over here kept me and my new region from happening, then sent me to that failure of a Southern Region! Me! I'm Timeless and I just don't fail!
Stefan Slain: I see big things in your future kid. Just sign this...
Slain fishes the contract out of his jacket and hands it over to Turner, but Phoenix steps in and snatches it away.
Phoenix: Whoa whoa whoa wait just a damn minute! What do you think you're doing?
Stefan Slain: I'm re signing Turner to contract. You got him booted unfairly!
Phoenix is seething now and leans his bat back against the turnbuckle.
Phoenix: YOU. Do not get to override ME, Slain. I'm the President of SWAT. You're just a regional owner. YOU ANSWER TO ME.
Phoenix throws up the ol' one bird salute Sabu style and his pyro explodes behind him, flaming straight up. He sticks Turner's new contract in it and lets it catch, then drops it on the floor in front of him.
Phoenix: That's what I think of your attempt to get one over on me Slain. Turner lost his chance to be part of ACW, and he didn't do himself any favors by blindsiding me when he was trying to get signed to that two second West Coast nonsense. You can go peter around in the XWCW or Backyard for all I care but ACW is OFFLIMITS.
Turner, Roxy, and Slain are all seething mad and start screaming at Phoenix but only Slain notices the Dark Phoenix appear behind Turner. The crowd loses it and Phoenix smiles in Timeless' face as Dark Phoenix hoists Turner up and plants him with a Phoenix Breaker!! He stands and grabs the mic from Phoenix as Roxy, freaking out, checks on her man.
Dark Phoenix: You had your one chance Slain. You could have bartered with Collins. Now you have to deal with the devil. This *points to Turner* is simply the beginning of what your precious ACW will endure.
Dark Phoenix flips the mic away and backflips over the ropes to the floor and makes his way up the ramp. Slain looks like he's seen a ghost and tries pleading with the President, but Phoenix simply shrugs and leaves the ring as well.
Ace Scorpio: I have no clue what to make of this. Were set to open up with tag team action but between what we just saw and now Stefan looks like he's about to go bat shit crazy in the ring.
Jax Carver: Its been almost 5 months. Who knows how many drugs hes placed in his system.
Stefan walks around the ring slowly slamming his head on all four of the top corner posts before dropping blood from the top of his head in the middle of the ring.
Stefan Slain: What a fucked up society we live in. Mark my words PHOENIX WILL PAY FOR THIS.
Just over a year ago the powers that be came to me, they begged. They graveled. They wanted the madman from the badlands to start a company. They wanted a man so vile, so sick and so twisted to run a company that would get the world talking about SWAT.
I assembled a company of all stars, a company of legends. A company of Gods and a company of champions. I assembled a group of men that were willing to die for the the cause!!!! I had a roster of talent that would bleed, that would cry, that would kill one another but most of all they would die for this company and die for you the fans!!!!
And with the blood, the sweat, the tears and the careers of these men I presented a company that you the fans could be proud of! We had THE GREAT SYBERUS he loved you guys so much that he put his life and his career on the line and was buried alive by PSYCHOTIC GOTH one of the best talents I ever signed!!! Syberus gave his life for this company, he gave everything he had for the SATISFACTION AND APPROVAL OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!!
I had ANDREW MF KARNAGE!!!!! THE BOMBASTIC LEGEND HIMSELF!!!! Drop you on your head quicker then Marcus White could get off to a pron video. A legend and one half of the worlds greatest tag teams to ever exist!!!!
We had young talent like HELLS BOUNCER a man who I personally signed for this company to be part of the future of ACW!!!! And to take over the reigns of the next generation.
I gave you guys the KGB. And how was I rewarded for my hard work? I GOT FUCKED OVER and they took away the MAD DOG PUAL SOUTTER and sent his ass to be forgotten in the West Coast. Management FUCKED YOU ALL .THE FANS!!!!!
We had the worlds deadliest feud in CHRISTIAN SEBASTIAN KENNEDY NAD PSYCHOTIC GOTH. CSK not only gave his career for each and every one of you, but he got fucked up the ass and slapped in the face. Not only did he lose the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE to Psychotic Goth, he didnt even get a thank you. He didnt even get his return title match!!!!
No, instead the powers that be gave CSK a thank you, fuck you, goodbye. And now where is CSK? The man has been left to die and be forgotten. And for what?
So we could have a god damn fucking drunk ass clown parading as the ACW Heavyweight Champion?
Stefan wraps the chain around his fist again and begins to drive it into his head harder and harder busting himself up as the blood begins to runs down his face. Stefan rips his shirt off and throws it over the top rope and points towards the broadcast table.
Stefan Slain: And then I have those two fine men at the top of the stage. One of the greatest broadcast teams the wrestling industry has ever seen and they got shafted. Multiple companies popped up and were they given a call? Were they given the nod? NO!!!!! Those two men were thrown out with the trash like so much of MY TALENT!!!!!
And then, and then, and then and then and then and then and then AND THENNNNNNNN I get a call one day. And it turns out the powers that be once again are begging, they are pleading, and they OH STEFAN PLEASE COME BACK!!! Once again be our savior, we need you to bring back ACW.
Our television ratings are shit, we have incompetent people running this industry and theyre flushing us down faster then a hooker giving a blowjob on a Friday night1 And what do I do? What do I do? WHAT O WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!
??I come back, with a gleam in my eye I bring back ACW FOR YOU THE FANS!!!!!! I bring back violence, and blood and everything that makes you stand up with more testosterone then you had on your wedding night. And then I THREW UP!
Stefan walks slowly across the ring and throws the chain over the top rope and starts stomping on the mat repeatedly and kicking the ropes. He walks around spitting in all four corners of the ring as he wipes the blood from his forehead and slowly licks it while cutting a sinister laugh.
Ace Scorpio: Hes lost his fucking mind. Stefan has officially gone bat shit crazy and I would even say certifiable.
Jax Carver: Fuck you Ace! Who signs your checks? He has a point. Nobody gave a shit about you and I, nobody even looked our way. But now they need Stefan, and they need us. Screw you, Im going to say my piece!
Jax Carver stands up and removes a silver flask from his leather jacket. He slams it back and slaps Ace Scorpio across the face before walking down the aisle. The fans begin to chant welcome back as Jax walks up the ring steps. He makes his way across the ring and stares into the face of Stefan Slain. Jax then wipes the blood off of Slain and then across his own face. Stefan smiles sadistically as Jax pats him on the back and takes the microphone.
Jax Carver: Youre all a bunch of sheep! Welcome back? Where was the love and support the last four months for this man and myself? Hell even my broadcast partner deserves respect. We carried ACW as the voice without a choice. We got you to tune in and love, accept and respect what we were doing as a family.
But what have we become? We have a clown running around with the most prestigious title in the wresting industry today!!! Really? A clown? A drunk one at that!!!! And let us not forget, we have some wanna be modern day robocop walking around as the International champion. Daniel Collins he is not.
THIS IS NOT ACW!!!!!!
Psychotic Goth vs Syberus. Psychotic Goth vs CSK. Daniel Collins vs Timeless Alex Turner. Daniel Collins vs CSK. Daniel Collins vs ADRIAN FN TANNER JR RIP MY BROTHER .THAT IS MY FUCKING ACW!!!!
That is the company I was proud to work for. I would have worked for free. Hell I bled for this company. I got beatings from several members of the talent here and I sucked it up like a man and never bitched about it. But I have a plan.
Stefan, I have a plan. I know just how were going to turn around ACW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE ORIGINAL, THE FACE OF ACW, THE FUTURE AND THE HOPE AND GLORY.
Stefan wipes the blood from his face and looks up at Jax in confusion. Jax gives Stefan a hug and then turns around and points towards the top of the stage.
The arena goes pitch black as pyro goes off. Sirens are heard throughout the arena as strobe lights begin to flash. Once again the arena goes pitch black and James Fierce is standing at the top of the state along with three men wearing masks. James grabs a beer and pops it open slamming it back as he throws the can down.
Suddenly James turns sideways and points towards the curtains. The fans let out a holy shit chant.
Ace Scorpio: I dont believe what I see. Fans if youre not here to witness this historic event then I dont know what to tell you. Jax Carver has just unleashed a bombshell and for once he delivered.
Well I'm an outlaw
I make my living on the run
My life is lonely
But I was born to need no one
Always on my own
My gun is loaded
I'm a six-shot heart attack
I pull the trigger
So you better watch your back
Looking out for #1 so you had better take this piece of advice
Make your move
Stick 'em up or kiss your ass goodbye
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
I got the drop on you so raise them high
Reach for the sky
Well it's a show down
This is what I do for fun
I got a reputation
Yeah I'm the fastest gun
I'm livin' on the highway
Movin' on from town to town
You better do it my way
Or I will shoot you down
Looking out for #1 so you had better take this piece of advice
Make your move
Stick 'em up or kiss your ass goodbye
Take you best shot
Oh go for your guns baby
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
Or I will shoot you down in the blink of an eye
Reach for the sky
There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Reach for the sky
I got the drop on you so raise them high
Reach for the sky
Oh reach for the sky
The man turns around wearing a black leather jacket and biker pants. He takes off his sunglasses and places them a top of his head as him and James Fierce shake hands The five individuals huddle up and run down the aisle and slide into the ring. James Fierce reaches under the ring and pulls out a case of beer and walks up the ring steps.
Jax Carver: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you JAMES FIERCE, THE KGB and CHRISTIAN SEBASTIANNNNNNNNNNNNN KENNEDY!
James hands out beers to Stefan Slain, the masked men, Jax Carver and CSK. All four men pop the top off off and toast as CSK looks around the arena with a smile on his face.
CSK: WELCOME HOME MOTHER FUCKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! WERE BACKKKKKKKKKKKK. Did you miss us? OF COURSE YOU DID!!! There is no place like home and the KGB RUN THIS SHIT! This is our home babbbbbbby.
Now I know what youre thinking. Youre all drunk and this isnt happening. But rest assured my puppets. WE ARE THE KG FN B AND HIS IS YOUR REALITY!!!!
So about five months ago yours truly had a metal breakdown. Hell we all know Im fucking crazy but I went a little to far. Order of business #1. PSYCHOTIC GOTH!
I tell you what bro, you my friend are the face of ACW. I mean you did what so very few have done and you not only beat me, you whooped my ass into ALMOST retirement. You took away MY title. AND for that, nothing but respect my friend. You showed the world that you are the franchise player. You retired Syberus, you damn near retired me but .you dropped the title to a god damn clown?
Boy you outta be stripped of your man card! Not only did you not have the talent to remain the champion, you screwed me out of my title rematch by dropping MY TITLE TO A CLOWN!!!!!
In case you havent noticed the founding father Paul Soutter couldnt be here tonight. Because hes stuck floundering in the West Coast. Why? Because THE WRESTLING WORLD FEARS THE KGB as well they should.
Order of business #2. Phoenix. This guy!!!! Phoenix is running around here like he owns the joint but I got news for you buck-o .your time is up! Were back baby and were calling the shots around here. Push my buttons, and see what you win as a consolation prize. I need another beer just to get the taste of your name out of my mouth. And next time you get in Stefan's face you better have more than your Dark one to have your ass. This isn't over man, you may have thrown your weight around tonight but we're not rolling over.
Jax Carver hands CSK another beer and he quickly slams it back and spits at the fans while opening up a third beer.
CSK: Order of business #3. VILE VINCE VIPER!!!!
You sick ass mother kudos to you. Think youre pretty slick dont you? You had the entire world thinking that we were behind the sick abuse to Vampira. I TOLD THE WORLD that we are not lowlife scum and would never do that.
And how were the KGB treated? We were called liars, we were doubted, we were shit on, we were abused. It took a lot of money to get James Fierce fixed up better than ever. And my life, my career and my integrity were almost shot. VVV you will have your day, believe you me I would sleep with both eyes open. You may be a Vile Viper, youre going to find out how sick and twisted the KGB can be my friend.
But Im not here for Psyhchotic Goth. Im not here for VVV, hell Im not even here to reclaim THE TITLE I GOT FUCKED OUT OF !
As a matter of fact, effective immediately, I quit!
Stefan Slain and Jax Carver look on in shock as the masked men all start talking and trying to get answers. James Fierce just bends down and opens up another beer and starts drinking. Christian motions for everyone to back up and just shakes his head.
CSK: You see SWAT management fears THE KGB. They allowed two men to damn near ruin my life and my career. I refuse to come back and be part of something that tried so hard to destroy me and shows no remorse. SWAT tried to replace ACW.
You tried to replace the legacy of ACW, its management, the broadcasters and the talent. And now you want to have us all back to save face? FUCK YOU!
So I will not be part of the lies and damage control. But dont get me wrong, THE KGB IS GOING TO RUN THIS SHIT! I have terminated my ACW contract as have the rest of the KGB. For now on we are FREE AGENTS which means if we want to raise he ll and beat the piss out of everyone here in ACW then we will.
Maybe well even take a piss on the West Coast and run that shit to! The fact of the matter is the KGB is going to be bigger, badder, MORE VIOLENT, MORE BLOOD THIRSTY, MORE HARDCORE, MORE INHUMANE THEN EVER BEFORE.
The KGB isnt here to take over ACW. The KGB isnt going to take over the West Coast. No my friends
The KGB is going to TAKE OVER SWAT!!!!!!
This meeting is over. THANK YOU, FUCK YOU, BYE!
CSK throws the microphone over the back of his head as all 7 men open up another beer in the middle of the ring. The fans are all on their feet chanting KGB .KGB .KGB as the camera shoots back up to Ace Scorpio.
Ace Scorpio: I dont know what just happened or what to make of it. Jax Carver is ACW management? Or is he KGB? Folks well have answers for you soon. Coming up is the tag team of Marcus White & DOC WILSON VS LUCIUS & JULIUS BLOOD.
