No Man's Land #2 : Fancy Dress Brawl

"Comeback"

Michelle Williams : Next match tonight we got the returning Diamond Rose versus Candice Morelli. That should be one hell of a match side by side. Wonder if Diamond has got any ring rust.

Kathleen Parks : I think Diamond is gonna come back looking strong hopefully she knocks the blonde right out of Candice Morelli

Dragonatrix : I honestly think before this current Amazon gets anything of good or bad out of mouth she shows me what she has got. Candice Morelli has been here a lot longer and has worked hard at every chance she has gotten.

Michelle Williams : Yeah we will have to just find out.

Kathleen Parks : That we will. I think you two will be in for a big disappointment.

Dragonatrix : Again Like you said we shall see. We have Glamarous Glenda standing by to get a word with our returning Glamazon.

The cameras fade to the back locker room Area where Diamond Rose is standing right outside her locker room in A Blue Dress and No face paint on her and her blonde hair straight down instead of pigtails. Glamarous Glenda then begins to speak.

Glamarous Glenda : I am standing here with a returning Amazon Diamond Rose. (crowd boos) Now Diamond first and foremost how does it feel to be able to compete again in SWAT?

Diamond Rose : First of all it feels great to be able to perform in this federation. Second of all I am going to enjoy causing pain and misery all over The Amazon Division. I am here to make a name for myself. Diamond Rose's name will be the talk of The Amazon's . I don't much care if anyone else likes me or not.

Glamarous Glenda : The real question is after being out of action so long will there be any ring rust?

Diamond Rose : No there is no ring rust here. God what do you think I don't work out and keep myself looking as gorgeous as I do for nothing. I have plenty of people to keep me well trained in the aspect of wrestling.

Glamarous Glenda : Sorry didn't mean anything by that. Last bit I hae for you is you are facing Candice Morelli you have anything else to say to her before your match up in a few moments here?

Diamond Rose : Candice Morelli welcome to the beginning of your downward spiral into nothingness. Candice you see the difference between you and me is that I work hard to get where I am. Though you have been around probably and most likely longer than me in the ring, It does not mean that you are better than me. Everyone can label me an underdog in this match all they want. In reality they are about to be proven wrong. I will show that I am a formidable foe to say the least. Candice when it is all said and done tonight you will become the underdog once again. I will move onto my next match and once again be victorious. Failure is not an option. Candice Morelli you claim to think you know who I am but in reality you don't. So keep your comments in that head of yours and just go an be the blonde bimbo that Joey Morelli could barely please. YOU like that Candice you like when I make up stuff inside my head and try to use it against you huh? HUH? Answer me! (Sadistic laughing by Diamond is heard) Actions Speak Louder then words and that my actions will. Always remember Candice Diamonds are forever and every rose has its thorn.

Glamarous Glenda : Thank You for your time Diamond Rose. Now back to the commentary booth to get this action underway!

Cameras point back to the commentary team.

Michelle Williams: Its been one hell of a night so far hasn't it?

Kathleen Parks: That it has been, and I have to say that the announcements that have been made are something else... I mean Avery, Linda, Olympia and whoever wins that match tonight will be facing off. I have to say it's going to be amazing!

Dragontrix: That match is going to be insane!

Michelle Williams: I can't agree with you more and...

The house lights go down, as pink, and blue spotlights go over the crowd. "City of Night Night" by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland, and then changes to different scenes of the places that Avery had been in her adventuring days. The scene changes to her driving through the streets of London before it switches to what appears to a jungle and a flaming plane. The jeep that she drove comes through the window before changing to another scene of her flying a plane. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and destruction that she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. Avery is dressed in an explorer outfit with an old looking fedora on her head. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the ramp way. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the ramp way she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring, and slips through the ropes.

Dragontrix: What is she doing out here?

Michelle Williams: I don't know, but it could have something to do with her match tonight.

Avery looks around the arena and smiles as she calls for a mic. Her music cuts as she leans against the ropes that looks back at the entrance.

Avery: I know why you are wondering why I'm out here aren't you?

The crowd cheers as she smiles looking back at the crowd around her.

Avery: Well... Earlier tonight I heard Tornado red out here running her mouth about her rematch... Please. You'll never see that title again. I'm not even sure how you got it in the first place. I know this is like my second real show in SWAT but I have a better chance of getting my hands on that title then you do. I know you're going to do everything that you can to win our match here tonight but I'm not going to stop until you are laid out in the middle of the mat. You think you're something else but I can tell you right now, you are nothing, and will never see that title title again. Next month it will be walking away with me.

The crowd cheers loudly as she looks around the arena. Her music starts and she climbs out of the ring, and heads back up the ramp way.

Kathleen Parks: The crowd is behind Avery here tonight!

Dragontrix: That they are. This could be very god for her here tonight.

Michelle Williams: I cannot wait for that match tonight! We'll be back after this!

"Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Jade and Kim come to the ring slowly and ominously. They jump on the ring apron and do matchings sunset flips kip up before standing in the center of the ring looking slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off their dark shades and placing them in their trench coats and slowly and ominously taking off her trenchcoat revealing their hot Kardashian and Trump evening gowns.

Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall. Introducing already in the ring, at a combined weight of 300 pounds ... JADE ... KIM ....THE HIRED KILLERS!!!!

Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper begins as Evil Lynn’s followers come out carrying her and Lightning huge decorated temple chairs. When they get to the ring, they let them down as they step on the apron. Lynn does a ritualistic chant in center of the ring before the match begins.

Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponents .... coming in at combined weight of 320 pounds ... EVIL LYNN .... AND ... LIGHTNING!!!

Michelle Williams : Here we go fans, and we are underway, Jade and Kim charge at Lightning and Kim and hit them with double jumping knee’s to the face.

Kathleen Parks : Kim and Jade are one hell of a team, wrestling is in their blood and runs through the entire family.

Dragonatrix : You know it.

Michelle Williams : Double drop kicks from Jade and Kim.

Kathleen Parks : Does that make you think of the old singers Mel and Kim or just me? (singing) Respectable ...

Dragonatrix : (singing also) Tay Tay Tay Tay

Michelle Williams : Oh, please. Double arm drags and arm locks now by jade and Kim.

Kathleen Parks : (still singing) Take or leave us ...

Dragonatrix : Evil Lynn boots Kim in the face, and she releases her hold on Lightning, who then drops a leg on Jade breaking her arm bar on Lightning.

Michelle Williams : All tag matches in the Amazons are now Tornado rules i have just been informed.

Kathleen Parks : Why doesn’t that come through to my headset too?

Dragonatrix : Mine too?

Michelle Williams : Lightning with a running neck breaker on Kim.

Kathleen Parks : Jade clobbers Lightning with a hard clothesline.

Dragonatrix : Lynn with a spear on Jade!

Michelle Williams : Evil Lynn goes for a cover ........... 1 ..... Kim breaks the count with a stomp to the head of Lynn.

Kathleen Parks : Kim snap suplex on Lynn.

Dragonatrix : Jade and Kim with a double drop kick to Lynn sends her to the outside.

Michelle Williams : Running double clothesline from Lightning sends both sisters toppling over the ropes to the outside also.

Kathleen Parks : Lightning slides out to meet them and Jade on her feet side steps and spinning back kick to the back of the head see’s Lightning eat the guard rail!

Dragonatrix : Jade is a master of the martial arts.

Michelle Williams : She will be heavyweight champion. Alice booked it, next week, Jade vs Brewster, the winner number one contender and will get a shot against the winner of Avery and tonight’s title match.

Kathleen Parks : I got my money on Lucky Linda in that one, she has one hell of an outfit lined up!

Dragonatrix : Outfits don’t win you matches. Olympia Vs Jade, that’s my dream match.

Michelle Williams : Evil Lynn DDT’s Kim into the concrete floor.

Kathleen Parks : Lynn then ducks under a kick from Jade, catches her by the knee ... stalling suplex to the ring apron!

Dragonatrix : Lynn quickly climbs into the ring and then wastes no time and runs off the turn buckle and sets sail to the outside with a hig dive over the ropes, collecting both Kim and Jade!

Michelle Williams : WOW! Lightning rams the twin sisters heads together and then into the apron , and forces them into the ring.

Kathleen Parks : Lynn flipping into the ring over the rope into a leg drop and covers Kim ..... One ................... Two ........ Kick out by Kim.

Dragonatrix : Jade leg sweeps Lightning.

Michelle Williams : Jade then choke slams Lightning!

Kathleen Parks : Jade turns around .... BLACK MIST INTO THE EYES OF JADE! Evil Lynn just sprayed her!

Dragonatrix : That’s a DQ ref!

Michelle Williams : Jade can’t see! Lynn pile drives her and covers ...... One ............... TWO ..... kim breaks the count.

Kathleen Parks : I thought that was it for sure.

Dragonatrix : Kim sticking on Lynn ... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Michelle Williams : Nice! Kim now with the cover .............. One .............. Two ....... Lightning breaks the count.

Kathleen Parks : Lightning hits a pinning suplex ..... One ................ Two ........ Kim rolls the shoulder.

Dragonatrix : Some near falls. Both teams giving it their all, we have quite a few teams now in the Amazons.

Michelle Williams : We certainly do, we will be having our own Tag Belts soon i am informed.

Kathleen Parks : Really? Aren’t you a wealth of information.

Dragonatrix : Lightning with a running bulldog on Kim and clotheslines Jade at the same time. Jade still can’t see.

Michelle Williams : Evil Lynn reaches in her boot and pulls out something, Lightning with a roll up on Jade ...... One ...... Two ... .....

Kathleen Parks : EVIL LYNN BLASTS KIM WITH THAT FOREIGN OBJECT as the ref was counting, she grabs Kim and drags her to the ropes, Lightning lifting Kim up to Lynn there .....

Dragonatrix : TOP ROPE PILEDRIVER!

Michelle Williams : The End of You! Cover by Evil Lynn on Kim ..... One .................... Two ................. (Lightning dives at Jade spearing her to stop her breaking the count) ... THREE!!!!

Kathleen Parks : Lynn and Lightning win it! Is that an upset?

Dragonatrix : Damn straight it is.

Michelle Williams : Impressive victory, very impressive victory.

Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper hits and Evil Lynn and Lightning celebrate as Kim can’t believe it, Jade still struggling to see.

Frank Salazar : Welcome back fans to the next matchup for your enjoyment tonight.

"Mind your Own Business" By C&C Music Factory begins to play as Tornado Red makes her entrance onto the stage.

Tonight she is dressed in a very little Little Red Riding Hood dress for tonight's stipulations.

She begins down the ramp high fiving all her fans.Jumping up on the apron, slides under the ropes and waits for her opponent in one of the corners.

Michelle Williams : Red looks ready for tonight. If she isn't, she's surely giving the fans what they came to see.

Dragonatrix : Wrestling is soo much more than just skimpy outfits. I hope she is ready for a fight tonight.

The house lights go down, as pink, and blue spotlights go over the crowd. "City of Night Night" by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland, and then changes to different scenes of the places that Avery had been in her adventuring days. The scene changes to her driving through the streets of London before it switches to what appears to a jungle and a flaming plane. The jeep that she drove comes through the window before changing to another scene of her flying a plane. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and destruction that she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the ramp way. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the ramp way she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring, and slips through the ropes. She hops up onto the nearest ring post and plays to the crowd before hopping down, and removes the leather jacket she wears and waits for the match to begin

Tonight she is dressed as Indiana Jones, cracking her whip as Tornado Red watches on from the corner.



Michelle Williams : Alright fans. The match is on its way as both competitors circle around each other, slapping hands before tie’ing up.

Kathleeen Parks : Just a little feel out process looks like to me. No sense making any big move right from the start and having it backfire and costly them dearly in the end.

Michelle Williams /b]: And they lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. Both trying to get the upper hand. Avery manoeuvres Red against the ropes as they struggle with each other and end up in the turnbuckle corner. Avery slowly releases the hold, as they both break cleanly. Avery backs up in the ring, waiting for Tornado Red to come at her again.

Kathleen Parks : I'm surprised by Avery, she didn’t try a cheap shot, but it is still early going in the match.

Michelle Williams : She doesn’t roll like that. They lock up again, Red catches Avery with some knee strikes, she runs against the ropes, looking to clothesline her opponent, but Avery fires back with a well placed high drop kick.

Dragonatrix : That drop kick was right on the money!!

Michelle Williams : Avery picks up Red, whips her to the corner, following up with a running drop kick in the corner. Red had nowhere to go but to take all of that drop kick. Avery places a big foot on Red's neck, beginning to choke her out. The ref begins his count to break the hold. 1.....2......3........4.....Avery releases the foot choke.

Kathleen Parks : It didn't take her long to try and take some shortcuts. Just what I like to see.

Michelle Williams /b]: Spare me, she broke clean. Avery grabs her, a quick german suplex out of the corner.

Dragonatrix : Avery looks ready for tonight as I was hoping she would be. She has to be ready for anything at this point. A win here will definitely boost her confidence when she gets her title shot against the winner of Lucky Linda and Olympia.

Kathleen Parks : I like a wrestler who is willing to do anything it takes to win the match.

Michelle Williams : Look elsewhere then Kathy, Avery is all class. Avery grabs Red by the foot, going for an ankle lock, but Tornado Red quickly kicks her repeatedly so she breaks the hold. Red fired back with some boxing jabs, catching Avery off guard. A quick schoolboy, or should I say girl roll up. The ref counts ... 1 ...... and Avery kicks out.

Dragonatrix : Smart move by Red going for the pin early on.

Kathleen Parks : Red could really use a win here tonight after recently losing her title to Lucky Linda. Give her some extra confidence boost as soon she will be teaming with Lynn Brewster at the next show against the Hired Guns. Should be a great match to see.

Michelle williams : Tornado Red quickly grabs Avery, snap suplexes her over. Red grabs Avery by the ankle, puts her in a bridged anklelock, reaches over her and applies a chin lock as well.

Kathleen Parks : I sure hope Avery can get to the ropes. A loss like this would be devastating.

Dragonatrix : Great move by Tornado Red. Let's see if she can make her submit!!

Michelle Williams : Avery has nowhere to go except to try to get to the ropes. Avery pulls out of the chin lock, and surprises everyone when she turns on her side, and kicks out of the ankle lock with her other foot., repeated kicks until Red let's go. Limping on the sore leg, Avery plants her face first with a Russian legsweep facebuster!

Dragonatrix : Great escape and comeback move by Avery. She looks on top tonight.

Michelle Williams : Avery goes for one of her signature moves, Bite the Blarney Stone and Red's face is planted on the mat. Avery quickly climbs the ropes, looking to take out Red for good. Nails the Fall from Grace Diving Somersault Leg Drop.

Dragonatrix : Great offense by Avery. Now she just needs to put this one away.

Michelle Williams : Avery locks Red in the center of the ring with her other signature move, the Figure Four Leglock. Red begins screaming in pain. Avery holds onto the leg, and stretches back, putting more pressure on her legs. Red lays back, trying to relieve some of the pressure, as her shoulders touch the mat. The ref counts 1 .... 2 ....... Red quickly sits back up screaming from the pain.

Kathleen Parks : Looks like Avery may just have this one in the bag. Red is continuing her downward spiral.

Dragonatrix : Was just a matter of time till she got Red where she wanted her. Screaming in pain in the middle of the ring.

Michelle Williams : Tornado Red barely manages to inch her way to the ropes, forcing Avery to break the hold. She waits til the 4 count then releases her. Proceeds to stomp on her legs repeatedly not letting Red get back to her feet or any offense in at all. Avery grabs Red by the feet, dragging her back into the center of the ring, and applies the Figure Four Leglock again, that she has name the Four Leaf Clover.

It doesn't take long this time as Tornado Red slaps the mat 3 times, yelling to the referree, "I quit."

"City of Night" by Miracle of Sound begins playing as the referee holds up the hand of the Daredevil Avery McCullen. She then goes to each turnbuckles, climbing it, raising her hand in victory as the ring announcer declares the winner.

Kathleen Parks : Was hoping for a little more of a mean streak to show from the good girl, but she deserved this victory nonetheless.

Dragonatrix : You are definitely correct. She showed everyone what she is made of. And I look forward to her title match on the next show.

Michelle Williams : Hope all you fans enjoyed tonight's matchup. I know I did and I look forwards to what all the other newcomers to SWAT Amazons can bring to the table when the opportunity presents itself to them. The Amazons are definitely here to stay.

Now we will be back in 2 and 2 as we bring you some needed commercial time after that exciting match.