Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 4, 2021 3:32:31 GMT -5
[The camera pans around to the numerous fans holding up signs in the sold out Taco Bell Arena in Boise, Idaho. One reads, "Red is dead!"..another says, "ELR--An Equation You Can Count On!". Pesci is going down ... Lucky Linda rules ... Brewster is a Wildcat The camera focuses back to the announce table where "President of International Affairs" Joey Morelli has joined the broadcast table. He is sitting in the middle with Dragontrix on his right and Michelle Williams on his left.]
Dragontrix: Welcome to NO MANS LAND! What a show for tonight we have, both the Amazons and Pan Am belts on the line, and also, the whole entire SWAT on the line! You two don't need me to introduce each other to one another..do you?
[She laughs.]
Michelle Williams: No need. He knows where I stand as far as he goes.
Joey Morelli: And that's fine by me. I'm a changed man, you know?
Michelle Williams: Changed? Changed how?
Joey Morelli: I've been promoted to "President of International Affairs" here in Amazons and SWAT, so with greater power...comes greater responsibility!
Michelle Williams: Really? A Superman line? Nice one, Joe!
[Joey grins sheepishly.]
Joey Morelli: Thanks..I aim to please!
Michelle Williams: Bad aim apparently?
Joey Morelli: My aim is just fine. Joey Morelli doesn't shoot blanks!
[Joey is clearly worked up.]
Michelle Williams: What's da' matter, Joseph? Did I hit a nerve?
Joey Morelli: Youse, didn't hit nuthin' you--
Dragontrix: Joey! Relax..your an authority figure now..remember?
[Joey clears his throat.]
Joey Morelli: No..no..you're right. Good call, Dragontrix. A man in my new position needs to be able to handle the "trolls" without breaking down. Plus, i AM injured. On a 60 day medical from my last MMA match, thats why they had to pull me from ALL IN but rest assured, Unle Joe has it in the bag and i have FULL confidence in him.
Michelle Williams: Speaking of "breaking down"..ummm..where's Candice Morelli been?
Joey Morelli: Candice got banged up in her last match and is still waiting to be cleared by the medical staff of SWAT, guess we do everything together. Rest assured..she WILL be back!
Michelle Williams: Now a little Arnold, eh? I like that..and "banged up", huh? Banged is one way to look at it--
Joey Morelli: You got something you wanna' say to me, Williams?
[Joey stands up but the "voice of reason" chimes in.]
Dragontrix: Calm down, Joey..don't let her get to. She's just trying to get a rise out of you--
[Williams busts out laughing.]
Michelle Williams: A rise..out of him? Hahaha. I think that's what I'm insinuating..he is having trouble getting it--
Dragontrix: Okay, Michelle! We get it. Joey might not be in a position where he can throat punch the hell out of you..but I sure can! Now please..play nice. We are all glad Candice will be back, Joey.
Joey Morelli: Thank you--
Michelle Williams: Yay..let's all pull out the silly string and party poppers..Candice Morelli MAY be back in action soon. [She sarcastically claps then rolls her eyes.] Now can we just move on already? Sheesh!
Dragontrix: And moving on we must..our next match, Joey, is what was being billed as a Gaunlet Match until after last night's weekly Amazons press conference. Take a look at what happened after the newcomer, "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich was walking back to her dressing room!
[With that the screen flashes to yesterday's press conference video package. "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich does a mic drop and leaves to a standing ovation while "Geek Song", by American Hi-Fi rocks the Taco Bell Arena.]
[Erica walked back to her dressing room receiving high fives on the way. She opened the door and walked in to a horrific site. Not only was her game Red Dead: Revolver unpaused but her PlayStation 4, controller and big screen tv were all been damaged. The PlayStation 4 console and controller were completey busted and the tv screen was painted red. The camera focused on the wall behind the tv screen that read, "Red win this I know mom only so tells me", in huge red painted words. Erica looked into the camera as her voice turned into MADD from Inspector Gadget.]
Erica Lindsay Rich: The "Nerdy Geek Goddess" will get you NEXT time Gaaaddget...NEXT TIME!
[Scene fades back to the announce table.]
Joey Morelli: Wow! Talk about making an impact in your debut week. This Erica Lindsay Rich has Tornado Red..well..seeing red so to speak.
Dragontrix: Hahaha. Right?
Michelle Williams: I don't see it that way. I think Tornado Red has gotten this ELR's number..look what she did to her lockeroom.
Joey Morelli: Lockerooms don't fight back! Clearly Tornado Red will have to pay for breaking the Nerdy Geek Goddess' PlayStation 4!
Dragontrix: And with all this going on GM Strain announced earlier on the SWAT/AMAZONS website that this will be a one on one "Street Fighter Edition" street fight match to determine who battles whoever our Amazons Pan-American Champion will be after tonight's match between the champion Olympia and the challenger, "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster!
Joey Morelli: So technically, ELR can become the #1 Contender for the Amazons Pan American Title in her debut match? This No Man's Land 4 is definitely All In!
Michelle Williams: But how well does a Street Fighter street fight match fit our green rookie? We really no nothing about her and Tornado Red has been her for awhile..I'm just saying.
Joey Morelli: Yeah, but this is the Strain Regime and that means No Man's Land is now the land of opportunity!
Dragontrix: That music can only mean one thing...here comes Tornado Red!!
[Tornado Red comes out to a mixed reaction. A few people have their hands out as Red tornadoes past them wearing street clothes suited for a fight. Red stops before entering the ring. She lifts up the mat apron and starts grabbing stuff from underneath the ring and starts throwing it into the ring which gets a decent pop from the blood thirsty crowd.]
Joey Morelli Was is this lunatic Tornado Red doing?
Dragontrix: She's throwing everything but the kitchen sink in there! Chairs, a pool stick, a pair of nunchucks, even a garbage can! And wait a minute..what is she throwing in there now?
Michelle Williams: The kitchen sink! Brilliant..I don't think this Nerdy Geek Goddess or whatever these fans like to call her is ready for this!
Joey Morelli: I don't know..She might surprise you. I'm sure she knows how to use nunchucks..the whole Nintendo Wii is centered around those..aren't they?
Dragontrix: Somebody can end their career in this match at No Man's Land 4: All In brought to you live by SWATtv and Taco Bell from the sold out Taco Bell Arena in Boise, Idaho!
Joey Morelli: This place just erupted! My God, it sounds like a rock concert in here!
Michelle Williams: That music..ugh. Do they have to sing along with it!
["Geek Song", by American Hi-Fi loudly plays and the roof nearly comes off the building as out walks the newest Strain Regime signing "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich who must mean business because her hair is in a ponytail, although her wrestling gear tonight is much like what she wears every day..TJ Maxx inspired outfit, black square rimmed glasses with what appears to be tape in the middle, a pair of red laced all the way to the top with white laces, Converse Chuck Taylor's and a pair of red socks pulled up ridiculously high. The words "An Equation You Can Count On" flash on the big SWAT Tron tv screen. Erica stops halfway out and grabs a mic from a stagehand.]
"Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich: How we doing out here tonight, Boise!? [She says kind of softly. The fans pop. She says in a louder tone.] I said how WE doing out here tonight..BOISE!! [Taco Bell Arena shakes to it's core as the cheers nearly cause an earthquake.] Did I do that!? [In her best Steve Urkle voice as she receives another firework explosion type pop.] I did...didn't I? So, Tomato Red, after what you did last night I'm glad Ms. Strain made this a Street Fighter Edition street fight match. You had the nerve to break my precious PlayStation 4? Well then I guess I'll have to test your nerves tonight then won't I? I see you brought your kitchen sink of goodies with you..here's mine....MEET THE DORKY FOUR CORNERS OF PAIN!
[Out driving a forklift is Joe Pesci to the amusement of the fans. He has a pallet with a tank of some sort on it. He drives down the aisle honking the horn like a Wise Guy yelling, "Come on people, move it. Whatcha' think..I got all day?" Laughter fills the room as Pesci drives to one corner of outside the ring and lowers down the tank with the forklift fork and sets it's down. Pesci notices his nephew Joey and winks at him and tries to whispers but it comes out loudly, "Hey Joey! Lookin' sharp!". Morelli throws his headset down then runs over and gives his uncle Joey a fist pump then runs back to the announce table and puts his headset on like nothing happened. Pesci drives to the back, honking the horn the whole way.]
Michelle Williams: Oh yeah..real professional, Joseph.
Joey Morelli: I can't help it..that's my uncle and he is the patriarch of the Pesci/Morelli family.
Michelle Williams: So you're admitting on national TV you are still Chianti. Wow..no conflict of interest there. What's next a rigged grading system with unexplainable three way ties?
Joey Morelli: I will not confirm nor deny either of those two claims. Although we'll leave the rigging up to the other promotions. They seem to have that base covered already.
Dragontrix: While you two were yapping away, Erica Lindsey Rich had the ring crew set up 3 other tanks..one in all four corners of the arena. Listen to this..the tank that Owner Joe Pesci drove out is filled with various snakes including..pit vipers!
Michelle Williams: As usual, Uncle Joe taking the Suck It thing too far.
Dragontrix: In another tank..man..or in this case women eating piranhas! The one on the far left is filled with electric eels..and the final one..full of explosives..it will blow up on impact!
Joey Morelli: This is going to be insane. Our ring announcer, Salazar, took off once he saw the snakes so we are just waiting for the ref to ring the bell as the ring is already littered with all kinds of objects Tornado Red threw in during her would be introduction! Both woman are in the ring. Red has a pair of nunchucks in her hand and ELR has what appears to be a pool stick in her hand.
Bell: Ding Ding!
Dragontrix: He we go!
[Tornado Red tries to show off with the nunchucks and gives a demonstration of how they are used. Erica Lindsay Rich just yawns then twiirls her pool stick around like it's a Japanese fighting stick bringing the crowd to its feet.]
Joey Morelli: Shades of Fei Long [With the nunchucks] vs. Rolento!
Michelle Williams: Who?
Joey Morelli: Fei Long who uses nunchucks...versus Rolento who uses a fighting stick..you know from the Street Fighter series?
Michelle Williams: No, I don't know.
[Red tries to show off but hits herself in the head nearly knocking her unconscious. ELR notices and blasts Red with the pool stick breaking it over her head.]
Joey Morelli: That's using your head, Red!
[ELR picks up the kitchen sink and crashes it down on Red. Then she puts Red's head in it and sets it up on the corner middle turnbuckle. She goes to the opposite end of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans cheer.]
Dragontrix: Don't tell me she's going to do what I think she's going to do!?
Joey Morelli: She's jumping!!!
Dragontrix: COAST TO COAST!!
Michelle Williams: How is any of this fair to Red?
Joey Morelli: Fair? This is a street fight!
Dragontrix: What carnage! Both women are down.
Joey Morelli: Erica Lindsey Rich took herself out along with Red!
Michelle Williams: Get up Red!
Dragontrix: Red is back up to her feet first. She's grabbing a garbage can and smashes ELR's face with it! And another one!!
Michelle Williams: Why is this crowd booing Red?
Joey Morelli: Because they don't like her, that's why.
[Red fails to capitalizes and starts to dance around like she seen in the Bollywood movies. The fans boo and start throwing tomatoes in the ring but Red just dodges and keeps antagonizing the fans by dancing even more. Red doesn't notice ELR regrouping. ELR gets up and fires the lid of the garbage can like a discus right between Red's eyes knocking her to the mat. ELR lifts Red up by her hair then fires well placed lefts and rights. ELR then German Suplexes Red onto the garbage can flattening into one small piece as Red lands Neck first. ELR does not release but instead German Suplexes Red onto a chair. Then without releasing once again she German Suplexes them both over the top rope and hard onto the arena floor.]
Joey Morelli: Shades of the "Rapid Wolverine" Chris Benoit!!
Dragontrix: And for the love of God Erica Lindsay Rich hung on!! I can't believe it.
Michelle Williams: Impossible. She nearly knocked herself out..how'd she hang on?
Joey Morelli: It's called heart. 100% pure heart and not everybody on the big stage has that!
[ELR finally releases the German Suplex..or so we thought. She stands Red up and goes behind her and locks on another German Suplex this time she German Suplexes both herself and Red into the tank of electric eels!]
BUZZ..BUZZ..BUZZ..HUM...ZAP ZAP!!
[The lights flicker on and off and the smell of burning flesh hits the air. The lights come back on and smoke is coming out of the water. Both Erica Lindsey Rich and Red both jump out of the water and into the air and land back in the water electrocuting themselves one more time before they leap out of the water by convulsion. ELR runs at Red who Back Drops her over and out of the tank. ELR lands on floor outside. Red then jumps up and balances on the tank. She then hits a 450 Splash on ELR as she's trying to get up.]
Dragontrix: This is unbelievable!
Michelle Williams: Red is back, baby!
Joey Morelli: She cheated!
Michelle Williams: Cheated? It's a Street Fight..remember? Haha..your very own words coming back to haunt you.
Dragontrix: At any rate, both are struggling to get up.
Joey Morelli: You'd be struggling too if you were just electrocuted. These women are absolutely tough as nails.
[Both women get back to their feet. Erica Lindsay Rich kicks Red in the crotch then grabs her by the hair and drags her over to the tank with piranhas in it. She dunks her face first into the tank.]
[Red holds her breathe as blood fills the tank. ELR dunks Red then lifts her out by her hair. A piranha latches on to Red's face, shakes off and dives back into the water with a chunk of her face. ELR DDTs Red face first onto the outside floor. Blood goes spraying everywhere.]
Dragontrix: Jesus Christ--
Michelle Williams: Yes, my child?
Dragontrix: These two look like they have been through a car wreck!
Joey Morelli: And still this match continues..what an opening bout here on SWATtv as these AMAZONS are kicking ass at All In!!
[Again they are both on their feet until Erica Lindsay Rich slips in a bloody puddle from Red's partially eaten face. Red this time delivers a DDT. She then drags ELR to the third corner of the arena where the tank of Vipers lay. You can hear the hissing and rattles of the various snakes in the tank. A bloody face Red looks at the crowd and smiles a crimson smile then wipes her face off and blasts ELR with a heavy duty right hand. Erica attempts to block a second one but to no prevail as Red hip tosses ELR into the Viper tank!]
HSSSSSS!!
Dragontrix: ELR is getting bitten by those snakes!
Joey Morelli: I think Red went to far. Most of those snakes are poisonous!
Michelle Williams: Yes they are and I love it!
[Erica pulls off a snake attached to her arm and throws it back in the tank as she jumps off the tank and Thez Presses Red onto the arena floor. She immediately throws a flurry of lefts and rights and bloodiies Red's face even more. Erica lifts Red up by the hair but almost claspes.]
Dragontrix: That venom is kicking in.
Joey Morelli: Told you she was bit! Those vipers are no joke.
Michelle Williams: Too bad there's no nurses here to suck the poison out..huh, Joe?
[Red tries to Irish Whip ELR into the outside rail but instead ELR puts on the breaks and reverses the whip sending Red body first into the tanks of explosives.]
KAAAAABOOOOOOM!
A loud explosion his heard and the tank disintegrates on impact.]
A beaten and battered Erica Lindsay Rich picks up Red's lifeless body and throws her into the ring. She slowly collects herself then rolls into the ring and covers Red's unconscious body.]
Dragontrix:The cover..1.....2...3!!!
Joey Morelli: Yes! Yes! Yes! "Nerdy Geek Goddess" ELR wins her debut match against Tornado Red and will get a shot at the AMAZONS Pan-American Title!!
Michelle Williams: Just in time too. That poison from those vipers have taken it's toll on ELR and she is nearly unconscious herself.
Dragontrix: Referees and medical staff are out here to help both AMAZONS to the back. So you think you want to be an Amazon, huh?
Joey Morelli: Wow..what a match. These lovely ladies and Park will be right back after these messages!
Michelle Williams: Finally..good riddance, Joseph!
Dragontrix: Welcome to NO MANS LAND! What a show for tonight we have, both the Amazons and Pan Am belts on the line, and also, the whole entire SWAT on the line! You two don't need me to introduce each other to one another..do you?
[She laughs.]
Michelle Williams: No need. He knows where I stand as far as he goes.
Joey Morelli: And that's fine by me. I'm a changed man, you know?
Michelle Williams: Changed? Changed how?
Joey Morelli: I've been promoted to "President of International Affairs" here in Amazons and SWAT, so with greater power...comes greater responsibility!
Michelle Williams: Really? A Superman line? Nice one, Joe!
[Joey grins sheepishly.]
Joey Morelli: Thanks..I aim to please!
Michelle Williams: Bad aim apparently?
Joey Morelli: My aim is just fine. Joey Morelli doesn't shoot blanks!
[Joey is clearly worked up.]
Michelle Williams: What's da' matter, Joseph? Did I hit a nerve?
Joey Morelli: Youse, didn't hit nuthin' you--
Dragontrix: Joey! Relax..your an authority figure now..remember?
[Joey clears his throat.]
Joey Morelli: No..no..you're right. Good call, Dragontrix. A man in my new position needs to be able to handle the "trolls" without breaking down. Plus, i AM injured. On a 60 day medical from my last MMA match, thats why they had to pull me from ALL IN but rest assured, Unle Joe has it in the bag and i have FULL confidence in him.
Michelle Williams: Speaking of "breaking down"..ummm..where's Candice Morelli been?
Joey Morelli: Candice got banged up in her last match and is still waiting to be cleared by the medical staff of SWAT, guess we do everything together. Rest assured..she WILL be back!
Michelle Williams: Now a little Arnold, eh? I like that..and "banged up", huh? Banged is one way to look at it--
Joey Morelli: You got something you wanna' say to me, Williams?
[Joey stands up but the "voice of reason" chimes in.]
Dragontrix: Calm down, Joey..don't let her get to. She's just trying to get a rise out of you--
[Williams busts out laughing.]
Michelle Williams: A rise..out of him? Hahaha. I think that's what I'm insinuating..he is having trouble getting it--
Dragontrix: Okay, Michelle! We get it. Joey might not be in a position where he can throat punch the hell out of you..but I sure can! Now please..play nice. We are all glad Candice will be back, Joey.
Joey Morelli: Thank you--
Michelle Williams: Yay..let's all pull out the silly string and party poppers..Candice Morelli MAY be back in action soon. [She sarcastically claps then rolls her eyes.] Now can we just move on already? Sheesh!
Dragontrix: And moving on we must..our next match, Joey, is what was being billed as a Gaunlet Match until after last night's weekly Amazons press conference. Take a look at what happened after the newcomer, "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich was walking back to her dressing room!
[With that the screen flashes to yesterday's press conference video package. "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich does a mic drop and leaves to a standing ovation while "Geek Song", by American Hi-Fi rocks the Taco Bell Arena.]
[Erica walked back to her dressing room receiving high fives on the way. She opened the door and walked in to a horrific site. Not only was her game Red Dead: Revolver unpaused but her PlayStation 4, controller and big screen tv were all been damaged. The PlayStation 4 console and controller were completey busted and the tv screen was painted red. The camera focused on the wall behind the tv screen that read, "Red win this I know mom only so tells me", in huge red painted words. Erica looked into the camera as her voice turned into MADD from Inspector Gadget.]
Erica Lindsay Rich: The "Nerdy Geek Goddess" will get you NEXT time Gaaaddget...NEXT TIME!
[Scene fades back to the announce table.]
Joey Morelli: Wow! Talk about making an impact in your debut week. This Erica Lindsay Rich has Tornado Red..well..seeing red so to speak.
Dragontrix: Hahaha. Right?
Michelle Williams: I don't see it that way. I think Tornado Red has gotten this ELR's number..look what she did to her lockeroom.
Joey Morelli: Lockerooms don't fight back! Clearly Tornado Red will have to pay for breaking the Nerdy Geek Goddess' PlayStation 4!
Dragontrix: And with all this going on GM Strain announced earlier on the SWAT/AMAZONS website that this will be a one on one "Street Fighter Edition" street fight match to determine who battles whoever our Amazons Pan-American Champion will be after tonight's match between the champion Olympia and the challenger, "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster!
Joey Morelli: So technically, ELR can become the #1 Contender for the Amazons Pan American Title in her debut match? This No Man's Land 4 is definitely All In!
Michelle Williams: But how well does a Street Fighter street fight match fit our green rookie? We really no nothing about her and Tornado Red has been her for awhile..I'm just saying.
Joey Morelli: Yeah, but this is the Strain Regime and that means No Man's Land is now the land of opportunity!
Dragontrix: That music can only mean one thing...here comes Tornado Red!!
[Tornado Red comes out to a mixed reaction. A few people have their hands out as Red tornadoes past them wearing street clothes suited for a fight. Red stops before entering the ring. She lifts up the mat apron and starts grabbing stuff from underneath the ring and starts throwing it into the ring which gets a decent pop from the blood thirsty crowd.]
Joey Morelli Was is this lunatic Tornado Red doing?
Dragontrix: She's throwing everything but the kitchen sink in there! Chairs, a pool stick, a pair of nunchucks, even a garbage can! And wait a minute..what is she throwing in there now?
Michelle Williams: The kitchen sink! Brilliant..I don't think this Nerdy Geek Goddess or whatever these fans like to call her is ready for this!
Joey Morelli: I don't know..She might surprise you. I'm sure she knows how to use nunchucks..the whole Nintendo Wii is centered around those..aren't they?
Dragontrix: Somebody can end their career in this match at No Man's Land 4: All In brought to you live by SWATtv and Taco Bell from the sold out Taco Bell Arena in Boise, Idaho!
Joey Morelli: This place just erupted! My God, it sounds like a rock concert in here!
Michelle Williams: That music..ugh. Do they have to sing along with it!
["Geek Song", by American Hi-Fi loudly plays and the roof nearly comes off the building as out walks the newest Strain Regime signing "Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich who must mean business because her hair is in a ponytail, although her wrestling gear tonight is much like what she wears every day..TJ Maxx inspired outfit, black square rimmed glasses with what appears to be tape in the middle, a pair of red laced all the way to the top with white laces, Converse Chuck Taylor's and a pair of red socks pulled up ridiculously high. The words "An Equation You Can Count On" flash on the big SWAT Tron tv screen. Erica stops halfway out and grabs a mic from a stagehand.]
"Nerdy Geek Goddess" Erica Lindsay Rich: How we doing out here tonight, Boise!? [She says kind of softly. The fans pop. She says in a louder tone.] I said how WE doing out here tonight..BOISE!! [Taco Bell Arena shakes to it's core as the cheers nearly cause an earthquake.] Did I do that!? [In her best Steve Urkle voice as she receives another firework explosion type pop.] I did...didn't I? So, Tomato Red, after what you did last night I'm glad Ms. Strain made this a Street Fighter Edition street fight match. You had the nerve to break my precious PlayStation 4? Well then I guess I'll have to test your nerves tonight then won't I? I see you brought your kitchen sink of goodies with you..here's mine....MEET THE DORKY FOUR CORNERS OF PAIN!
[Out driving a forklift is Joe Pesci to the amusement of the fans. He has a pallet with a tank of some sort on it. He drives down the aisle honking the horn like a Wise Guy yelling, "Come on people, move it. Whatcha' think..I got all day?" Laughter fills the room as Pesci drives to one corner of outside the ring and lowers down the tank with the forklift fork and sets it's down. Pesci notices his nephew Joey and winks at him and tries to whispers but it comes out loudly, "Hey Joey! Lookin' sharp!". Morelli throws his headset down then runs over and gives his uncle Joey a fist pump then runs back to the announce table and puts his headset on like nothing happened. Pesci drives to the back, honking the horn the whole way.]
Michelle Williams: Oh yeah..real professional, Joseph.
Joey Morelli: I can't help it..that's my uncle and he is the patriarch of the Pesci/Morelli family.
Michelle Williams: So you're admitting on national TV you are still Chianti. Wow..no conflict of interest there. What's next a rigged grading system with unexplainable three way ties?
Joey Morelli: I will not confirm nor deny either of those two claims. Although we'll leave the rigging up to the other promotions. They seem to have that base covered already.
Dragontrix: While you two were yapping away, Erica Lindsey Rich had the ring crew set up 3 other tanks..one in all four corners of the arena. Listen to this..the tank that Owner Joe Pesci drove out is filled with various snakes including..pit vipers!
Michelle Williams: As usual, Uncle Joe taking the Suck It thing too far.
Dragontrix: In another tank..man..or in this case women eating piranhas! The one on the far left is filled with electric eels..and the final one..full of explosives..it will blow up on impact!
Joey Morelli: This is going to be insane. Our ring announcer, Salazar, took off once he saw the snakes so we are just waiting for the ref to ring the bell as the ring is already littered with all kinds of objects Tornado Red threw in during her would be introduction! Both woman are in the ring. Red has a pair of nunchucks in her hand and ELR has what appears to be a pool stick in her hand.
Bell: Ding Ding!
Dragontrix: He we go!
[Tornado Red tries to show off with the nunchucks and gives a demonstration of how they are used. Erica Lindsay Rich just yawns then twiirls her pool stick around like it's a Japanese fighting stick bringing the crowd to its feet.]
Joey Morelli: Shades of Fei Long [With the nunchucks] vs. Rolento!
Michelle Williams: Who?
Joey Morelli: Fei Long who uses nunchucks...versus Rolento who uses a fighting stick..you know from the Street Fighter series?
Michelle Williams: No, I don't know.
[Red tries to show off but hits herself in the head nearly knocking her unconscious. ELR notices and blasts Red with the pool stick breaking it over her head.]
Joey Morelli: That's using your head, Red!
[ELR picks up the kitchen sink and crashes it down on Red. Then she puts Red's head in it and sets it up on the corner middle turnbuckle. She goes to the opposite end of the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as the fans cheer.]
Dragontrix: Don't tell me she's going to do what I think she's going to do!?
Joey Morelli: She's jumping!!!
Dragontrix: COAST TO COAST!!
Michelle Williams: How is any of this fair to Red?
Joey Morelli: Fair? This is a street fight!
Dragontrix: What carnage! Both women are down.
Joey Morelli: Erica Lindsey Rich took herself out along with Red!
Michelle Williams: Get up Red!
Dragontrix: Red is back up to her feet first. She's grabbing a garbage can and smashes ELR's face with it! And another one!!
Michelle Williams: Why is this crowd booing Red?
Joey Morelli: Because they don't like her, that's why.
[Red fails to capitalizes and starts to dance around like she seen in the Bollywood movies. The fans boo and start throwing tomatoes in the ring but Red just dodges and keeps antagonizing the fans by dancing even more. Red doesn't notice ELR regrouping. ELR gets up and fires the lid of the garbage can like a discus right between Red's eyes knocking her to the mat. ELR lifts Red up by her hair then fires well placed lefts and rights. ELR then German Suplexes Red onto the garbage can flattening into one small piece as Red lands Neck first. ELR does not release but instead German Suplexes Red onto a chair. Then without releasing once again she German Suplexes them both over the top rope and hard onto the arena floor.]
Joey Morelli: Shades of the "Rapid Wolverine" Chris Benoit!!
Dragontrix: And for the love of God Erica Lindsay Rich hung on!! I can't believe it.
Michelle Williams: Impossible. She nearly knocked herself out..how'd she hang on?
Joey Morelli: It's called heart. 100% pure heart and not everybody on the big stage has that!
[ELR finally releases the German Suplex..or so we thought. She stands Red up and goes behind her and locks on another German Suplex this time she German Suplexes both herself and Red into the tank of electric eels!]
BUZZ..BUZZ..BUZZ..HUM...ZAP ZAP!!
[The lights flicker on and off and the smell of burning flesh hits the air. The lights come back on and smoke is coming out of the water. Both Erica Lindsey Rich and Red both jump out of the water and into the air and land back in the water electrocuting themselves one more time before they leap out of the water by convulsion. ELR runs at Red who Back Drops her over and out of the tank. ELR lands on floor outside. Red then jumps up and balances on the tank. She then hits a 450 Splash on ELR as she's trying to get up.]
Dragontrix: This is unbelievable!
Michelle Williams: Red is back, baby!
Joey Morelli: She cheated!
Michelle Williams: Cheated? It's a Street Fight..remember? Haha..your very own words coming back to haunt you.
Dragontrix: At any rate, both are struggling to get up.
Joey Morelli: You'd be struggling too if you were just electrocuted. These women are absolutely tough as nails.
[Both women get back to their feet. Erica Lindsay Rich kicks Red in the crotch then grabs her by the hair and drags her over to the tank with piranhas in it. She dunks her face first into the tank.]
[Red holds her breathe as blood fills the tank. ELR dunks Red then lifts her out by her hair. A piranha latches on to Red's face, shakes off and dives back into the water with a chunk of her face. ELR DDTs Red face first onto the outside floor. Blood goes spraying everywhere.]
Dragontrix: Jesus Christ--
Michelle Williams: Yes, my child?
Dragontrix: These two look like they have been through a car wreck!
Joey Morelli: And still this match continues..what an opening bout here on SWATtv as these AMAZONS are kicking ass at All In!!
[Again they are both on their feet until Erica Lindsay Rich slips in a bloody puddle from Red's partially eaten face. Red this time delivers a DDT. She then drags ELR to the third corner of the arena where the tank of Vipers lay. You can hear the hissing and rattles of the various snakes in the tank. A bloody face Red looks at the crowd and smiles a crimson smile then wipes her face off and blasts ELR with a heavy duty right hand. Erica attempts to block a second one but to no prevail as Red hip tosses ELR into the Viper tank!]
HSSSSSS!!
Dragontrix: ELR is getting bitten by those snakes!
Joey Morelli: I think Red went to far. Most of those snakes are poisonous!
Michelle Williams: Yes they are and I love it!
[Erica pulls off a snake attached to her arm and throws it back in the tank as she jumps off the tank and Thez Presses Red onto the arena floor. She immediately throws a flurry of lefts and rights and bloodiies Red's face even more. Erica lifts Red up by the hair but almost claspes.]
Dragontrix: That venom is kicking in.
Joey Morelli: Told you she was bit! Those vipers are no joke.
Michelle Williams: Too bad there's no nurses here to suck the poison out..huh, Joe?
[Red tries to Irish Whip ELR into the outside rail but instead ELR puts on the breaks and reverses the whip sending Red body first into the tanks of explosives.]
KAAAAABOOOOOOM!
A loud explosion his heard and the tank disintegrates on impact.]
A beaten and battered Erica Lindsay Rich picks up Red's lifeless body and throws her into the ring. She slowly collects herself then rolls into the ring and covers Red's unconscious body.]
Dragontrix:The cover..1.....2...3!!!
Joey Morelli: Yes! Yes! Yes! "Nerdy Geek Goddess" ELR wins her debut match against Tornado Red and will get a shot at the AMAZONS Pan-American Title!!
Michelle Williams: Just in time too. That poison from those vipers have taken it's toll on ELR and she is nearly unconscious herself.
Dragontrix: Referees and medical staff are out here to help both AMAZONS to the back. So you think you want to be an Amazon, huh?
Joey Morelli: Wow..what a match. These lovely ladies and Park will be right back after these messages!
Michelle Williams: Finally..good riddance, Joseph!