No Man's Land #8 : Amazons in Africa

Michelle Williams: "This leads us to the title match between The Irish Bombshells and The Hired Killers. This could be a prelude to Jade vs. Avery McCullen. Plus the fact that The Irish Bombshells hold a victory over The Hired Killers which may be in the back of Jade's mind and she wants real badly to beat Avery and vice versa. Right now we have a prerecorded interview with The Hired Killers."

(They switch to The Hired Killers near the backstage area with Glamorous Glenda.)

Glamorous Glenda: "I'm with The Hired Killers SWAT Amazons Women’s Champion, Jade, and her sister Kim. Tonight you face The Irish Bombshells who own a victory over you."

Jade: "Funny you should mention that, because that's been practically inside our heads and it's like a headache that doesn't end. Well tonight it ends and it's going to end with The Irish Bombshells getting the hit that they deserve and that's compliments of The Hired killers."

Kim: "You know it's funny that they can work in a tandem to cost my sister the chance at a golden ticket and a shot at any title in the future....."

Glamorous Glenda: "Did you forget that you interfered in her rematch with 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and were doing so in The Challenge of Champions Match."

Kim: "I understood that and I regretted interfering when my sister told me not to. Since it's a tag team match we can tag in and out anytime we need to do so."

Glamorous Glenda: "You know that Linda's thinking about that match too."

Jade: "We're both thinking about the other's matches and we intend to go out there and conduct our business without any remorse and with a cold and ruthlessness never seen. Believe me we intend to even the score tonight and show no compassion to The Irish Bombshells."

Kim: "That's how we are and that's how it's going to be."

Glamorous Glenda: "You know The Irish Bombshells accused you of strutting around like a peacock with that title."

Jade: "Have I ever acted cocky or arrogant with this title or have been seen acting like a peacock strutting around."

Glamorous Glenda: "No I haven't."

Jade: "Now why would I do that. I respect this title and I show why I honor it. I don't sling it over my shoulder or wrap it around my arm like some wrist bracelet or ring. No I wear it around my waist like it should be worn. I come to the ring with the title and I defend it with honor like all champions."

Glamorous Glenda: "The Irish Bombshells vowed to take you out once and for all even before you defend your title."

Jade: "Let them try and we'll see what happens. You see this shows how much cowardice they have and that they are scared of us. They know it's the only way they can claim they are better than everyone else and they aren't."

Kim: "You know you can tell someone fears you when they just talk and just can't back it up. Well tonight in a matter of moments. The Hired Killers are going to have two targets in their sights and that's The Irish Bombshells 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and Avery McCullen and who are their hunters. None other than Jade and Kim."

Jade: "Right now we have some business to attend to and we're going to do it."

(They leave Glamorous Glenda.)

Glamorous Glenda: "Back to you."

(They switch back to Michelle Williams, Kathleen Parks and Dragonatrix.)

Kathleen Parks: "What did I tell you. The only way for both The Irish Bombshells and The Hired Killers to end this violent feud will be if they kill each other."

Michelle Williams: "Well that's a strong possibility that these two teams are considering quite seriously."

Dragonatrix: "Believe me that's no further from the truth. There's a lot of pride on the line along with national honor in this match. Then there's the momentum factor that comes into play along with someone who probably wants nothing more to interfere in this match."

Michelle Williams: "That's a strong possibility too since we know Suzi Spitz and Linda La Fey hate each other and someone attacked and tried to take out Avery McCullen for good. Right now let's go to the ring for the introductions for this truly epic main event."


(They return from commercials for Hardkore Helloween along with promos for the evening news, and upcoming football games before returning to the arena and the camera pans the arena showing signs that say "Linda is Lucky!," "Jade and Kim are a Killer Team!," "Linda and Avery are da Bomb!," and "Drop a Hammer on Avery Jade!" before returning to Michelle Williams, Kathleen Parks and Dragonatrix who are wearing their headsets.)

Michelle Williams: "Welcome back and coming up in a matter of moments is our main event which could be any main event anywhere."

Kathleen Parks: "This is going to be real violent and there is plenty of bad blood about to be spilled between The Irish Bombshells former SWAT Amazons Women's Champion, 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and the Number One Contender for the title, Avery McCullen, as the face The Hired Killers, present SWAT Amazons Women's Champion, Jade and her sister Kim."

Dragonatrix: "To anyone who hasn't followed this bitter feud. It all started when former SWAT Amazons General Manager, Delilah Strain....."

Kathleen Parks: "Can we dare say the name that should not ever be spoken of....."

Dragonatrix: "It's part of SWAT Amazons history Kathleen and yes it can. Anyway, it was a three way match between 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and The Hired Killers Jade and Kim...."

Kathleen Parks: "Which Jade regretted what she did after she won the title."

Dragonatrix: "What my colleague, Kathleen Parks, means is Jade offered Linda La Fey a rematch which was an honorable move on her part."

Michelle Williams: "Then there was the fact that Avery McCullen won the right to be top contender and the right to face Jade."

Kathleen Parks: "Which occurred before the nIne person six-woman tag team match."

Dragonatrix: "Now during that match which like a typical SWAT Amazons match turned into an all out brawl with everyone in the ring at various times. However, in the end the team of The Hired Killers and 'Lucky' Linda La Fey prevailed after Jade pinned Troublesome Trio's Erika Fox. It was what happened afterwards that made the rematch for Jade's title and this tag team match even more volatile."

Kathleen Parks: "Linda never appreciated the fact that Jade got the pin fall and that her oversized ego just couldn't take the fact she wanted all the glory. So she decided to pick a fight and try to have the rematch even before they were supposed to have it."

Michelle Williams: "That's when Avery McCullen came out along with the rest of the SWAT Amazons roster came out to break up the melee. Meanwhile Kim and Avery just barely broke up Jade and Linda only for them to break loose and continue before being finally separated and led back to their locker rooms."

Dragonatrix: "Which led to their rematch where Kim accompanied Jade to the ring despite her warnings and reluctance to allow her to come to ringside. Kim interfered despite Jade's warning not to interfere in the rematch. Believe me this wouldn't be the end of this bitter war."

Kathleen Parks: "Not even close to ending. During the Three Cages of Fear Match someone attacked Avery McCullen and being the big egotist she is Linda thought it was Jade. The only problem with that was Jade was doing commentating and Kim was in cage one."

Dragonatrix: "I think I can agree with that one Kathleen. Jade was competing in the Challenge of Champions Match and Kim was assisting Jade when The Irish Bombshells interfered costing Jade the chance for the golden ticket."

Michelle Williams: "Leading to this tag team match between The rash Bombshells and The Hired Killers. This could be the prelude to the Jade/Avery McCullen SWAT Amazons Women’s Championship. The Irish Bombshells do have a victory over The Hired Killers. Be assured that Jade wants to beat Avery McCullen and vice versa. Right now let's go to a prerecorded interview with The Hired Killers."

Glamorous Glenda: "The next match is the main event of the evening scheduled for one fall and it's a tag team match. Introducing first from Dublin, Ireland. They come in at a combined weight of 270lbs. Please welcome the former SWAT Amazons Women’s World Champion 'Lucky' Linda La Fey and the Number One Contender for the SWAT Amazons Women’s World Championship Avery McCullen."

("Linger Cranberries' play and the ringsiders give a respectable pop to The Irish Bombshells as they storm ringside slapping hands and slide into the ring mounting the turnbuckles and raising their arms and shouting and bellowing before hopping off.)

Glamorous Glenda: "Now introducing from Bangkok, Thailand. They come in at a combined weight of 300lbs. Please welcome the Hired Killers SWAT Amazons Women’s Champion, Jade, and her sister Kim."

("Street Fight(Rumble on the Sunset Strip)" by Guns N' Roses plays and the ringsiders explode as The Hired Killers make their way slowly and ominously to ringside. They reach the ring and hop onto the ring apron and enter the ring slowly and ominously before slowly and ominously taking off their dark shades and placing them in their trench coats before removing their trench coats giving them to the ring attendants.)

Michelle Williams: "Both teams waste no time going after each other. The Hired Killers exchange lightning lefts and rights with The Irish Bombshells who gain the early advantage and whip The Hired Killers into the ropes and dropkick them before double clotheslining them over the ropes and out of the ring."

Kathleen Parks: "Watch out for Aer Lingus as The Irish Bombshells bound into the ropes and they double splash wipeout the Hired Killers. They bellow and bang their chests before throwing them back into the ring and the referee finally orders Jade and Avery to their corners. Much that's going to do since this will break down into a truly typical SWAT Amazons Match in no time."

Dragonatrix: "That you can count on since this is SWAT Amazons
and anything and everything happens. Linda whips Kim into the ropes and clotheslines Kim. She does it again and a third time. She whips Kim into the corner but Kim counters with a big boot followed by a clothesline of her own."

Michelle Williams: "Kim body slams Linda with authority and delivers a series of elbow drops onto Linda's chest. She whips Linda into the ropes and connects with a flying leg clothesline the former champion and goes for the cover for a one count. Linda rolls to her corner and tags in Avery."

Kathleen Parks: "Avery is calling out Jade and demanding to be tagged in and Jade hold her hand up calmly and with no qualms about entering the ring. The ringsiders anticipate and Kim high fives Jade into the ring and the ringsiders explode as Jade ominously enters the ring for what could be a prelude to their title match. They circle with lasers and daggers slicing through the other and they want to spit or at least dig their fangs into the other to release their venom on the other."

Dragonatrix: "You can tell by Jade's expression that she's all business and intensity. The lock up and both refuse to budge as they grapple for position. They break and circle again before locking up and Jade executes a series of arm drags before transitioning quickly into a series of stepovers and into an lightning quick arm bar."

Kathleen Parks: "You can tell these two would rather be one on one instead of a tag team match."

Michelle Williams: "Avery makes her way back to her feet and counters with an arm drag of her own. Avery challenges Jade to a test of strength and Jade obliges. They lock fingers and engage in a Greco-Roman Knuckle lock."

Kathleen Parks: "Both seem to be refusing to budge and neither is gaining an advantage. Jade's stronger and slowly gains an advantage, but Avery slowly regains a slight advantage and some equilibrium kicking Jade's hand and she leaps onto the ropes and counters with an arm drag."

Dragonatrix: "Avery body slams the champion with authority and drops a series of legs onto Jade's chest and makes the cover for a one count. Avery whips jade into the ropes and both seem to have the same thing in mind connecting with dropkicks and both are down."

Michelle Williams: "Avery and Jade make their way to their feet slowly as they exchange hard stiff punches as they get up. Avery counters with a knee lift and smashes Jade's head repeatedly into their corners turnbuckle and tags Linda in and they double team Jade."

'Lucky' Linda La Fey: "How's it feel to be in a two one....!"

Kathleen Parks: "Kim storms into the ring and the referee stops her but she lunges past him and delivers a stiff knee to Avery's side before the referee breaks it up and orders her back to her corner. Does he realize he's refereeing a SWAT Amazons match and not a normal match. Meanwhile the Irish Bombshells continue double teaming Jade who fights back with elbows and knees followed by knife edge uppercuts to The Irish Bombshells throats."

Dragonatrix: "Jade continues to deliver knees and elbows to both Linda and Avery. She attempts to make her way to her corner but Avery tackles her just as she reaches out to tag Kim. Jade kicks Avery away and makes the tag and Kim storms in and clotheslines both Avery and Linda."

Michelle Williams: "Kim whips Avery into the ropes and flying shoulder blocks Avery. She whips Avery into the ropes again but misses with a clothesline while Avery secretly tags Linda who comes off the top turnbuckle and missile dropkicks an unsuspecting Kim."

Kathleen Parks: "Linda opens up a can of whoop ass and now is choking Kim ignoring the ringsiders boos and the referees warning like a typical SWAT Amazons match. Jade is steamed and wants to be tagged in again but the referees warning her to wait until she's tagged like that will happen anytime soon. Jade enters anyway when the referee turns his back and storms Linda and lets her have it and have it good with a stiff running flying knee to the face."

Dragonatrix: "Jade leaves the ring before the referee forces her back to her corner as Linda and Avery switch places and Avery applies a rear chin lock and she's grinding it in with a vengeance. They tag again and Linda continues grinding the rear chin lock in Avery pulls Jade off the ring apron and Jade’s head bounces off the ring apron and then Avery smashes her head into the ring steps."

Michelle Williams: "Jade is preparing to end this. She grips Linda's wrist and retains control attempting a Rainmaker but Linda ducks and counters with a DDT. Both women are down and out as the referee is counting."

Kathleen Parks: "Jade and Linda both slowly stir and begin crawling to their corners. Kim and Avery are both jumping up and down on the ropes with their arms fully extended and ready to reenter the ring as if they were being shot into orbit. Jade and Avery lunge forward and makes their tags simultaneously."

Dragonatrix: "Kim and Avery collide in the center of the ring and are exchanging stiff lefts. Kim whips Avery in to the ropes and misses with a clothesline and Avery stops and turns delivering a stiff super kick and makes the cover.....One.....Two.....Th.....No! Kim kicks out."

Michelle Williams: "Avery's fighting through that injury. Avery leaves the ring and finds a Kendo stick. She attacks jade with it before reentering the ring and waits for Kim to get up and hits her repeatedly in the head and back with it. She's still feeling the effects of that injured arm."

Kathleen Parks: "Avery's psyching herself up injured arm or not. She's showing she's determined to finish this match just like Jade attempted to do. She executes an arm DDT as she looks at Jade as if sending a message that she plans on hurting Jade and take her title."

Avery McCullen: "Come on Jade if you love your sister! Come save her!"

Dragonatrix: "Avery points to Jade as she places more pressure on Kim's arm with an arm bar submission. Kim's in pain but she's determined to work through that injured arm as Jade simply remains calm. She whips Kim into the ropes and spears her but she's barely able to roll over due to that bad arm in order to make the cover. She barely hooks the leg for a close three count."

Michelle Williams: "Avery's livid and complaining it was a three count which to be honest was not a three count. She uses what remains of the Kendo stick to jam it into Kim's throat and holds it there before sitting Kim up and then going in back of her and uses her knee as leverage to choke her."

Avery McCullen: "Come on I know you love your sister Jade! Saver her before I kill her!"

Kathleen Parks: "I don't think that was appropriate especially with Jade who remains calm and having none of it. Kim slowly rises to her feet and grabs her by the hair and executes a stunner and now both are down."

Dragonatrix: "If Kim tags Jade then Avery will get her wish but it won't be saving Kim. She slowly makes her way to her corner as does Avery. Kim makes it to her corner first and tags Jade who somersaults in to the ring and charges Avery who lunges and tags in Linda who somersault hurricanranas Jade."

Michelle Williams: "Linda smashes jade's head into the turnbuckle repeatedly and whips her into the opposite corner and avalanches her."

"Lucky" Linda La Fey: "Erin Go Braugh!"

Kathleen Parks: "She mounts the turnbuckle and is pounding Jade who counters with an atomic drop followed by a very stiff and nasty clothesline from hell. These teams are going to be feeling it and needing some serious medical attention and plenty of Tylenol to get out of bed. Let's just hope they aren't in the same hospital or hospital room or that hospital or hospital room will need some serious repairs."

Dragonatrix: "The way these teams were going at each other I wouldn't be at all surprised. Oh great speaking of more unpleasant surprises. Here comes one that Irish Bombshells don't need right now."

Michelle Williams: "What's Suzi Spitz doing out here."

Kathleen Parks: "She's probably going to be interfering....Duh!"

Dragonatrix: "Suzi just pulled Avery off and she just DDT'd her head on the ring steps. She hides under the ring apron and Linda didn't even know what's happened but it doesn't look good for The Irish Bombshells."

Michelle Williams: "Considering the fact that Linda made some very unflattering remarks about Suzi Spitz should clue everyone into why she's at ringside. Jade just left the ring and she's just found a stainless steel Singapore cane and sees Avery down."

Kathleen Parks: "Jade is checking on Avery which is very unusual for her to do. Linda gets back to her feet and sees what's happening and misinterprets it as if jade did it. She mounts the top turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Jade and now all three are down."

Dragonatrix: "Kim just bounded into the ropes as Linda slowly gets up and she flies through the ropes with a vengeance and wipes Linda out. She sees the stainless steel Singapore cane and beats Linda up with it with even more vengeance."

Michelle Williams: "Kim goes back to her corner and Jade rolls Linda back into the ring. She sees the stainless steel Singapore cane and throws it into the ring. Jade doesn't see Suzi reemerge from under the ring apron."

Kathleen Parks: "Jade still doesn't see Suzi as she bounds into the ropes and Suzi trips her up. Kim splashes onto Suzi as Linda picks up the stainless steel Singapore cane and jams it into Jade's stomach and starts beating her with it. She goes after Kim who just got back onto the ring apron."

Dragonatrix: "Kim ducks as Linda swings at her head and grabs the Singapore cane and lets loose a stiff Muy Thai kick over the ropes and connects with Linda's head. Jade recovers and she looks real angry which is an understatement. She grabs the Singapore cane from Kim and starts beating Linda with it."

Michelle Williams: "Avery recovers enough and charges into the ring and spears Jade and despite that bad arms she grounds and pounds the champion. Jade turns her over and she returns the ground and pounds Avery before transitioning into a Code Red Armbreaker. Avery's screaming in pain as Linda drops a knee on Jade's head breaking the hold."

Kathleen Parks: "Linda whips Jade into the ropes and she powerslams Jade. She bounds into the ropes but Suzi trips her up and pulls Linda out of the ring. she bear hugs her and rams Linda repeatedly into the security guard railing."

Dragonatrix: "Suzi sets Linda up and piledrives Linda onto the hard concrete floor. She's obviously proud of herself as she sneaks into the ringside seating area just like the mystery attacker and disappears into thin air."

Kathleen Parks: Meanwhile in the ring Kim is taking on the assault from Avery. Jade gets up and they double team Avery, and Avery is down. Jade hooks a leg…..

1…….

2…….

3!!

Glamorous Glenda: Your winners….the Hired Killers!!!

Kathleen Parks: Jade and Kim get the win, but it would have been better if Suzi hadn’t attacked Linda like that.

Michelle Williams: I agree. Suzi has a lot to explain, especially with that.

The camera stays on the ring as Jade and Kim’s hands are raised. Avery rolls out of the ring and sees Linda on the floor where Suzi left her, dazed from hitting her head on the concrete. Jade keeps an eye on both women, knowing both want a shot at the SWAT Amazon World title. Camera fades to SWAT Logo