Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 5, 2021 21:00:35 GMT -5
[The scene opens up at Cradle Mountain Tasmania, its a beautiful night, with the stars shinning bright. Get Free by the Vines hits and the Aus - Tron lights up with the No Mans Land logo.
The huge lights set up around the mountain top light up, and the camera pans around the crowd, who are jumping up and down going wild trying to get on tv holding there signs high in the air, some of which include : "The Gayfellas", "Germany had the right idea- Ban the Hellhounds", "Dracon Fears The Letter G", "Ban Matt Boone", "Hey CK, burn me a burger!", "Reeve sure knows how to pick 'em!", "I'm the mystery partner!", "Genesis!", "So long Porter!", "Battle of the Deities = Piss break!", "Toby sucks!", "Good luck Seven!" and "Look out Hellhounds, KGB is coming!"
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land!!!
Toby Navel : Huge show coming your way tonight, with the Australian Tag Team titles being decided, and also a huge match between Syberus and Nick Cairo, where the winner goes on to Genesis to compete for the World Cruiserweight title!
Andrew Fulton : And lets not forget the in ring debut for Cobryn with Ring Syndicate!
Jeremy Tucker : I dont think he would let us do that! Ha!
Toby Navel : Well, lets get this show on the road with the opening match up, take it away Frank Salazar!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, WITH THE WINNER ADVANCING TO GENESIS TO COMPETE FOR THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM BAKERSFEILD CA, AND COMING IN AT 6' & 221 LBS, NICK CAIRO!!!!
[Me Against Me by Project 86 hits, and Nick Cairo makes his way down to the ring to a nice reaction.]
Jeremy Tucker : What a way to kick off No Mans Land, these are two of the best wrestlers in the world today, and the winner is going to be rewarded with a trip to Japan for Genesis!
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT ......
["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd pop loudly. Syberus appears on stage, and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp.]
Frank Salazar : HAILING FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK,. AND COMING IN AT 6' & 220 LBS, SYBERUS!!!!
[Once in the ring, Syberus takes off the small gold chain from around his neck and hands it to the referee. The ref then checks his pads etc. for foreign objects. ]
Toby Navel : Tsalazidis finishes patting down Syb, and signals for the bell, and this one is under way.
DING, DING, DING!!
[Cairo and Syberus circle each other and then lock up, Cairo applies a side headlock, and Syb whips him into the ropes, then drops him with a drop toe hold.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus showing some technical prowess here, Cairo back up to his feet, but only to walk into a big right hand from Syb, and then a nice scoop slam.
[Cairo again quickly gets to his feet, and this time, Syberus catches him with a standing drop kick.]
Toby Navel : Perfectly executed drop kick there from Syb.
Jeremy Tucker : Syb really looks on his game tonight!
Toby Navel : You know, if it wasn't for Cobryn last week, we could be looking at the Australian Heavyweight champ right now!
[Syb traps Cairo in an arm lock, but Cairo reverses it, and drops Syb with a back heel kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice kick there by Cairo, Syb jumped him there at the start, but now he seems to be finding himself, and he delivers a lightning quick snap suplex on Syb!
Andrew Fulton : So, the winner of this goes to Japan huh?
[Nick Cairo plants Syb with a Thai Roundhouse kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right Fulton, to compete for the Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Title at the first joint Ring Syndicate ppv!
[Cairo nails Syb with a Pacific Coast Crash; Kryptonite Krunch]
Andrew Fulton : Japan hey, this should be fun, at least we will get out of this cesspool, even if it only be for a short while!
[Cairo hooks Syb in a half crab.]
Toby Navel : No such luck Fulton, we didn't get the gig, i dont know who is calling the card, but its not us.
Andrew Fulton : WHAT? Not us! See what happens Jerry, the kid here starts crying and causing problems on the shows, bitching about this and that, and all of a sudden, we aren't going to Japan anymore!
[Syb struggling in the half crab, but wont give, he reaches for the rope, but just cant make it.]
Toby Navel : Your blaming me?
Andrew Fulton : Damn straight I'm blaming you!
[Syb finally makes it to the ropes, and referee Nick Tsalazidis forces a break.]
Toby Navel : Maybe if you would treat me like a normal person, then none of this would of happened, and me and Jerry would be going to Japan.
Andrew Fulton : You and Jerry?
[Cairo releases the half crab, and then nails Syb with the Obelisk; Stiff Shining Wizard, and drops for a cover.]
Jeremy Tucker : OBELISK!!! Cairo with the cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 ........................ (Syb kicks out.)
Toby Navel : Syberus showing his resolve there, kicking out of the Obelisk, Cairo drags him to his feet, and sets him up for a vertical suplex, but Syb counters it, and drops him with one of his own.
[Syb stomps on the head of Cairo a couple of times, and then floors him with a Powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syb getting back in control here, he slogs Cairo with a few right hands, and then plants him with a side Russian Leg Sweep!
[Syberus heads to the top rope, launches, and nails Cairo with a Missile Drop kick.]
Toby Navel : This isn't looking very promising here for Cairo, Syb not even covering him after that missile drop kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Even flow DDT!!!! He is on fire!
[Syb signals to the crowd its all over, inverted DDT aka "Edgecution" with a single underhook on the outside arm.]
Toby Navel : PURE CONFIDIENCE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over, and listen to the crowd, they are going banana's over the Pure Confidence!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ......................... 2 .......................... 3!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton : I knew it! Told you guys Syb had this one won!
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, SYBERUS!!!!
[Smooth hits and Syb poses for the crowd as we fade to a commercial.]
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Frank Salazar: Introducing . Hailing from Key largo and standing in at 64, weighing 250 pounds It is our pleasure to introduce to you
Toby Navel: Oh, here he comes...
Frank Salazar: A man that has established himself as a World Champion time and time again a man who pinned Lucha Libre Champion Lucifer Jones, Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson, and made the then UWA Heavyweight champion and the first IWA Triple Crown Champion Kilroy Evans tap out for the only time in his career.
Andrew Fulton: Believe it, kiddos...
Frank Salazar: He did this in one night. Back to back.
Jeremy Tucker: Great. Another ridiculously long intro...
Frank Salazar: Of course this is only one of his many accomplishments in his storied career without futher ado
Australia is proud to present to you, The Former UWA Heavyweight Champion of the world the ONLY AW Heavyweight Champion of the world Often imitated Never duplicated .
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins playing throughout the arena, and every single fan in attendance leaps to their feet.]
A montage is quickly shown, of a blonde assassin destroying everything in his path. Tripps, Chupacabra, Kilroy Evans, Big Stan, Rally Jackson, Robert Hunglow III, CSK, Adam Haven, Hero, Rockin Rick Owen, James Ashcroft all being pinned one after the other on the big screen.]
Frank Salazar: With a career record of fifty one wins against just five losses
COBRYN!!!
...And his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, Bloody Martyr!
[Ding ding.]
Jremy Tucker: Referree Alistair MacCutcheon is patting down Cobryn, looking for those infamous brass knucks.
Andrew Fulton: Like Cobryn would NEED knucks to take out this clown.
Toby Navel: MacCutcheon finishes his check, and Coby grabs the early advantage with a rake of the eyes!
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn slaps on a side headlock and Martyr shoots him off into the ropes, leapfrogs, and doesn't turn around quick enough as Cobryn flattens him with a nasty clothesline!
Tby Navel: Elbow across the throat by Coby, and here's a quick cover...
Alistair: One... Two... (Martyr kicks out)
Andrew Fulton: Cobryn picks the cliche up by the hair and sends him sprawling across the ring with a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Toby Navel: He follows that up with stomps to the head, and Martyr rolls out of the ring...
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn following, and he nails Martyr with a couple of knife edge chops before Irish whipping him into the barricade!
Toby Navel: That's devastating on the lower back there, and Martyr in trouble early...
Andrew Fulton: He's a damn fool for thinking he could go toe to toe with Coby.
Jeremy Tucker: Martyr meets the rushing Cobryn with a spinning heel kick, and now the momentum changes as he lifts Coby up for an atomic drop and crotches him on the barricade!
Toby Navel: Martyr enters the ring and poses for the fans, paying no heed to Cobryn. Not smart.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn slides back into the ring, and catches the unsuspecting Martyr with a school boy rollup...
Alistair: One... Two... Th (Martyr barely kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn locks in the rear chancery... could be looking for The Answer...
Toby Navel: Martyr floats over and tries for a German suplex, blocked by Coby...
Andrew Fulton: Cobryn steps behind Martyr and hooks both arms behind his back!!!
Toby Navel: Cobryn with a quick facefirst takedown, and now he floats over with Martyr's arms still hooked!
Andrew Fulton: Bridges Over Key Largo, baby!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn with that bridging double armbar cinched in tight, and Martyr's trapped in the middle of the ring!
Toby Navel: MacCutcheon calls for the bell after checking on Martyr, and this one's over!!!
Frank Salazar: Your winner by submission, COBRYN!!!
Tucker: A dominating RSA debut for The Heel, and we'll be right back!!!
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Frank Salazar: The following is for the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Titles!!!!
[The crowd be popping.]
Andrew Fulton: Hey, that chick over there is pretty stacked.
Jeremy Tucker: We are about to have a war, and you are checking out the babes?
[Toby is now staring at the girl Fulton pointed out.]
Andrew Fulton: Well yes. Yes, I am.
Jeremy Tucker: TOBY!!!
[Toby had knocked over Jeremys soda while reaching under the table.]
Toby Navel: Sorry.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson kicks in and Jonnie Valentine leads the two to the ring with the dog collar. A few confused fans break out glow sticks ]
Andrew Fulton: Idiot Tasmanians these are the Hellhounds, not Akira Kyoto!!
Frank Salazar: And their Opponents,.. The GOOOODFELLAAAS!
["Cuban Necktie" hits and The Goodfellas walk on stage, the man with the briefcase from earlier following them. The man hands Adrian a microphone.]
Adrian: Hey Jonnie. I bet your wondering what's this about, right? Well, after our last two encounters I came to realize something. Whats that? That you're a tired old fool? Yeah, but we knew that anyway.
No, what I came to realize is that there's always to major factors to your bitches winning match. These morons around ringside...
[crowd boos]
Adrian: And you. See, when I said there was no way you were screwing this up for me, I meant it. So I went ahead and called my lawyer buddy here, and got you're bitch ass thrown the hell out!
[The Goodfellas walk down the ramp. The man with the case hands a paper to the ref.]
Referee Ben Hernandez: It's true. Jonnie, you'll have to leave ringside. However, You can Take Mr Fernandez and Tanner with you.
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas are stunned. Their deal may have just backfired on them!
[Fernandez and Christian plead with the ref, Adrian coolly tells them to go.]
Andrew Fulton: Doesnt matter boys Pearl Harbor City!!
[Psycho and Cerberus have pulled boxcutters from someplace and just ambushed both Goodfellas, and are doing a Mass Transit on them.]
Toby Navel: I think Im going to be sick.
Andrew Fulton: Three seconds into the match-up and both Gayfellas are oozing like Mt. Saint Helens!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Now Cerberus dumping Adrian over the top rope, and Psycho whips James Murdock into a CLOTHELINE FROM HOME!!!
[The crowd roars with the impact, as James Murdock flips and lands on his face after that, his blood drips onto the mat. Psycho slides outside and grabs a coat hanger from a Purgatory Puppy.]
Toby Navel: I think this is going to get really bad.
[Cerberus pulls Murdock to his feet, and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts as Psycho Camel Clutches Tanner on the floor with the coat hanger. Ben Hernandez looks stumped as to what to do, so he just heads over to Cerberus and Murdock.]
Jeremy Tucker: So Im guessing that Ben Hernandez has declared that Cerberus and Murdock are the legal men.
Toby Navel: Is this a Tornado style match?
Jeremy Tucker: What Hellhounds match isnt tornado style?
Toby Navel: Cerberus whips Murdock off the ropes and drives him down with a monster powerslam. He springs back up with the bounce of the impact.
Jeremy Tucker: Murdocks back must be in agony.
Andrew Fulton: His back, forehead, neck, legs, arms, wang
Jeremy Tucker: His wang?
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, you see when you get slammed like that your wang jostles around and you aint feeling too chipper about it.
Toby Navel: And when did you learn about powerslams?
Andrew Fulton: When I was doing your girl.
[Toby starts to whimper.]
Jeremy Tucker: Hes just joking Toby.
Andrew Fulton: No Im not.
[Hernandez has made Psycho stop choking Tanner with the coat hanger, but Tanner is feeling the effects. Cerberus has gone to the outside to rummage under the ring for something. Murdock staggers to his feet, and when Cerberus comes up holding a wrench in his hand, Murdock blasts him with a baseball slide dropkick to his face, sending him back into the guardrail.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus uncharacteristically letting up on Murdock for a moment, and it cost him. Maybe without Jonnie out here to run things the Hellhounds arent as focused.
Toby Navel: Murdock has that wrench now HE JUST LEVELED CERBERUS WITH THE WRENCH!!!
Andrew Fulton: Too bad that he didnt see Psycho coming off with that Psychosault onto him huh?
[Adrian Tanner has regained some of his senses on the apron, and rushes in and does a Triple Jump Moonsault from the inside of the ring to the outside down onto Psycho. He pulls Psycho up again, and Backdrop Busters him on the outside.]
Toby Navel: The Goodfellas seem to finally have the upper-hand in this match-up!!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian helping James to his feet and pointing to Psycho.
Toby Navel: I think they are going to try and take on the smaller of the Hellhounds, since Cerberus is such a hoss.
Andrew Fulton: Did you just call Cerberus a hoss? The same name that JR calls Bradshaw?
Toby Navel: Maybe
[SMACK!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: I hate to agree with Fulton here, but hes right.
Toby Navel: But he slaps so hard. [He chokes back a tear as he rubs his face.]
Jeremy Tucker: Murdock sets Psycho up for a piledriver as Adrian slides a barbedwire wrapped stop sign that one of the Purgatory Puppies brought, and puts underneath Murdock.
Toby Navel: Adrian gets up on the steps
Jeremy Tucker: SOPRANO DRIVER ONTO A BARBEDWIRE STOPSIGN!!!
Toby Navel: That stuffed piledriver made Psycho bleed, that might have hit an artery.
Andrew Fulton: Or some of James blood fell onto Psycho.
Jeremy Tucker: No, thats Psychos blood, they roll him back into the ring, and Adrian with a Eddie Guerrero type slingshot senton, he goes for the cover.
Ben Hernandez: 1
2
[Psycho kicks out.]
Andrew Fulton: You think that a little piledriver is enough to put this guy away?
Jeremy Tucker: But the Hi-Lighter might.
[Adrian has Psycho set-up for the Styles Clash, but Cerberus roars in with a Meat thermometer and smashes it into Adrians face rolling him back into a pin.]
Ben Hernandez: 1 .
2
[James Murdock breaks up the count, but Cerberus brains him with the same wrench, Murdock goes back into the corner, and Cerberus gets a strand of barbedwire and wraps himself in it.]
Toby Navel: Cerberus wrapped up in wire RUNNING AVALANCHE!!!
[The crowd groans with the impact, and Murdock starts bleeding from his arms, and chest as well.]
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho has Adrian out on the Spanish Announce table, Cerberus slides out as Psycho goes up to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton: This can only mean one thing Adrian dies now.
Jeremy Tucker: STILLBORN CRADLE!!! STILLBORN CRADLE!!!!
Toby Navel: Adrian is out, and the Hellhounds turn their attention to James Murdock. They nod at each other and are.. Headed this way!!
[The Hellhounds grab the TV monitors and go back into the ring. Psycho puts them down, and Cerberus sets James on the top rope and belly to bellys him onto the TV monitors which implode and pop.]
Jeremy Tucker: Murdocks back is hash!!!
Andrew Fulton: Heerrrrrrres JONNIE!!!!!
[Valentine has run down from the back with two chairs in hand, he slides them to his guys as Ben Hernandez goes and tells him he cant be at ring side.]
Toby Navel: Something is dripping from those chairs.
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho makes a lighter appear from nowhere.
[FOOM!!! FOOM!!!]
Andrew Fulton: Behold the Firechair.
[Hernandez is still arguing with Jonnie who stops to sign the chesty girls breast with a Sharpie. Stay in school, my hotel room is 365, [heart] Cobryn.]
Jeremy Tucker: James is staggering to his feet
[BAM!!!!]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.
Jeremy Tucker: OMIGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Andrew Fulton: Behold The Fire Con-chair-to.
[Psycho drops for a cover as Cerberus tosses the chairs randomly into the crowd who scatter from the flaming chair. Jonnie heads up the ramp, and Ben turns around.]
Ben Hernandez:1
2
3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: After that Fire Con-chair-to, was there any doubt?
[Dracon appears on the ramp, mic in hand.]
Dracon: No, no, no I want this match re-started, Jonnie you where banned from ringside, I say start
[BAM~!]
Toby Navel: What in the world?
[Nick Cairo just nailed Dracon with a Cranium Kick [Yakuza Kick to the back of the head] and Dracon is sprawled out. Dracon starts to get to his feet, but Nick brains him with a stiff kick to the jaw, and then hoists him up onto his shoulders and spins him out in a TKO.]
Jeremy Tucker: Nick Cairo hitting Dracons Samurai Stunner on him? Why?
[Nick locks on Dragon Sleeper/Camel Clutch, and grabs the mic.]
Nick Cairo: You like this huh? Dracon? Mr. Commish? You feeling this?
[Nick cranks back, and it looks like Dracon will snap in half.]
Maybe youll feel the pain that my brother did when you launched a sloppy kick at a house show and put him on the shelf for good. Hell, you Goldberged him Dracon. You Goldberged him!!!
[Cairo lets the move go, and Dracon clutches at his neck.]
Its time for you to stop thinking you are so hot since you got booking power around here. Hi, my name is Nick Cairo, you jacked over my brother, prepare for a living hell.
["Me Against Me" by Project 86 starts up, and Nick stomps Dracon again, and leaves.]
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The lights in the arena go black except for a spot light shinning on the entranceway. When smoke starts to rise off the entranceway Thunderstruck by AC/DC starts playing. As the smoke hits the titantron the rest of the tornado is shown. At the first thunderstruck, a lighting bolt hits the spot where the smoke started. The Tornado stops and Zues is sitting there on his bike. After Zues rides to the ring he slides in under the ropes, he walks to the center of the ring. Raises one arm then slams it down. Lighting bolts come down onto all four-ring posts and white pyro comes out of the ring posts.
Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Australian Statewide Championship. In the ring, the challenger from Hollywood and weighing in at 325 lbs ZEUS!
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness, with the Statewide title over his shoulder.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Zeus and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 340 lbs he is the Australian Stateweide Champion MARS!
Jeremy Tucker: These two men should give one helluva match. Theyre both very big guys and the Statewide title is to be decided here, so you can bet that theyll give it their all.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah well neither of them are exactly Jonnie Valentine, are they?
Toby Navel: What?
Andrew Fulton: Or Cobryn?
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell are you talking about?
Andrew Fulton: Im just saying sure they might be big, but they dont really have that superstar persona to them.
Jeremy Tucker: Just shut up and call the damn match.
Andrew Fulton: How can I shut up and call a match?
Jeremy Tucker: No need to be immature.
The referee shows the Statewide title to the crowd, then signals for the opening bell.
Andrew Fulton: You want me to call the match? Ill call the match!
Jeremy Tucker: Well Zeus and Mar-
Andrew Fulton: MY GOD! THEY LOCKED UP! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
Toby Navel: Shit Jeremy, you broke Fulton.
Andrew Fulton: ZEUS WITH A DDT!
Jeremy Tucker: Why are you so enthusiastic?
Andrew Fulton: Theres a difference between enthusiasm and sarcasm, kiddo.
Toby Navel: Zeus into the cover after the DDT!
Referee Don El Don:
1 ..
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: So close are you going to carry on?
Andrew Fulton: Meh I made my point
Toby Navel: Zeus is working on Mars now locking on a sleeper hold, and boy does he have that on tight.
Jeremy Tucker: You said it. Mars is going purple.
Toby Navel: Mars is fighting out of it though with some stiff shots to the ribs of Zeus. The Champion is back to his feet now and he whips Zeus to the ropes
Jeremy Tucker: Ohhh and he catches the challenger with a huge boot to the face
Toby Navel: Mars is back on the attack now, and he lifts Zeus back up. Mars looks to be going for a Vertical suplex and that is one big guy to be suplexing but he nails it!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars into a cover.
Referee Don El Don:
1
2
(kickout)
Toby Navel: Not far off that time.
Andrew Fulton: Oh, I dont know about that.
Jeremy Tucker: What?
Andrew Fulton: Nothing, I just wanted it to seem like I was still paying attention.
Toby Navel: Mars is going for a chokeslam! Blocked by Zeus though and Zeus plants Mars with a flapjack! That could be all!
Referee Don El Don:
1 ..
2 ..
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: That was a hard flapjack from one big man to another. This match could be over at any moment.
Toby Navel: Both men are back to their feet and they lock up once more. Mars forces the challenger back into the corner some hard shots to the face by Mars he takes a step back runs! No body home! Zeus moved at the last minute and sent Mars face first into the turnbuckle!
Jeremy Tucker: Zeus signals for the end!
Toby Navel : Zeus setting Mars up for the Wrath of Zeus!
Jeremy Tucker : NOOOOO! Reversal by Mars!
[Mars lifts Zeus up into an inverted body vise, then plants him with a brainbuster powerbomb!]
Toby Navel : THE APOCALYPSE!
[Mars drops for the cover]
Referee Don El Don : 1 ........................ 2 ............................... 3!!!!!
Frank Salazar : Your winner, MARS!!!!
[Unholy by Kiss hits and referee Don El Don raises the hand of Mars as we fade to a commercial.]
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[Jake Porter, the #1 Contender for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship, is seen in the parking lot apparently waiting for someone. Hes standing near a Ford F-150 (a pick-up truck) and is looking at his wrist watch, loosing his patience]
Jeremy Tucker: What is Jake Porter doing out there?
Andrew Fulton: Why do you always have to say the questions the people watching are obviously thinking?
Jeremy Tucker: I do? Then I should say, Why Fulton is such an asshole?
Toby Navel: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Andrew Fulton: Oh that was hilarious. Jerks.
Toby Navel: Look! Theres someone but we cant see him; its too dark.
[Jake Porter looks at that someone]
Jake Porter: What do you want?
[That someone steps forward and we see he has a mask?!]
Jeremy Tucker: A Halloween Baseball mask? What is this a joke?
[Another person in a Baseball mask attacks Porter from behind with a baseball aluminum bat!]
Jeremy Tucker : That other man with the mask is hitting Porter in the back!
[The first man with the mask takes another baseball bat he was hiding behind himself and starts nailing Porter with it too]
Toby Navel: Somebody stop this! He is the Number one contender for the Australian title!
Andrew Fulton: Hear Porter screaming! I love that sound.
Jeremy Tucker: Those bastards decimating Porter with those bats!
Toby Navel: Porter tries to fight back sending some rights to one of the attackers stomach but the other nails a home run in the back of his head! Theyre going to kill him at this pace!
Andrew Fulton: Sweet huh?
Jeremy Tucker: Oh Fulton youre sick. The Purgatory Puppies are a bad influence for you.
Toby Navel: Now one of them is hitting Porter in the side of the neck with the edge of his bat!
Jeremy Tucker: Do bats have an edge?
Toby Navel: Dont be a smartass Jerry; you know what I mean.
Jeremy Tucker: Porter is totally out and those attackers are totally out of control!
Toby Navel: The baseball clowns drag Porter to the pick-up truck, are they doing now?!
Andrew Fulton: Nothing good I hope.
Jeremy Tucker: They opened the passenger door, and are setting Porters head inside Jesus Christ!
Toby Navel: Oh my God! They slammed the door on Porters neck! Oh my God!
Jeremy Tucker: I think Im gonna puke.
Andrew Fulton: Not over me Jerry.
[The baseball-masked attackers from hell take Porters devastated body and force it into the back of the F-150, they shake hands and one of them gets on the truck and drives away!]
Toby Navel: Theyre taking Porter away from the arena! This crossed the line!
[Fades back to the arena]
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Jeremy Tucker- Its time for the next bout featuring Adam Seven Plummer Vs. The Punisher Dan Stein. It should be an interesting match.
Andrew Fulton- The only punishment in this match is watching Dan Stein.
Jeremy Tucker- Anything you want to add Toby Navel
Toby Navel: Nope not really.
Jeremy Tucker- Allright then, Frank Salazar is in the ring ready to announce the combatants.
Frank Salazar- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, coming first to the ring standing 6 7 and weighing 265lbs from Detroit, Michigan , The PUNNNISHHER Dan Stein.
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
Andrew Fulton- zZz .
Jeremy Tucker- Fulton wake up your man Seven is next.
Andrew Fulton- Some real talent is coming out. Allright.
Frank Salazar- And his opponent standing 63 and weighing 255lbs, from Parts Unknown. Adam SEVEN PLUMMMMMER.
Cashout by Fugazi hits as the Tron spells out, I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Red fog begins to stream out across the stage as the first verse kicks in, and A7 makes his first appearance. Staring intently, he slowly looks from left to right as he makes his way down the ramp. Once in the ring, he climbs the middle turnbuckle and stares down the announcers without gesturing. Then, he hops down and leans against the ropes, arms crossed, waiting for the match to begin.
Jeremy Tucker- Referee Pauly Cracker calls for the bell. The two men head to the center of the ring and get into each others face.
Toby Navel- This should be a close match up. Seven is only giving up ten pounds on this guy not enough to make a difference.
Jeremy Tucker- Good Point Toby. Seven backs away for Stein holding his nose.
Toby Navel- The Crowd sure liked that one. But I for one dont get it.
Andrew Fulton- He has bad breath. Get the Kid the 1001 Insults for the Squared Circle book.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein didnt take kindly to that gesture. Seven turns back to face Stein. Oh my god.
Toby Navel- What a clothesline. I guess that was his Punishment for making fun of him.
Andrew Fulton- Nice.
Jeremy Tucker- The real punishment is listening to the two of you. Seven is back on his feet Collar and elbow tie up Seven slipped behind Stein Release German suplex on Stein.
Toby Navel- That was a nice suplex. I hope he looks half this good at Genesis when he goes for the World Title against the best Germany and the Eastern Coast have to offer!
Jeremy Tucker- If he keeps this up he should have the match one shortly.
[Seven going to work on the back of Stein.]
Toby Navel- I think he heard you it looks like he is setting him up for a Boston Crab.
Andrew Fulton- Toby we are a very long ways away from Boston, how about we call it the Fulton Crab from now on.
Toby Navel- More like Fulton crap
Jeremy Tucker- While you two were arguing Stein got to the ropes and is getting to his feet. Seven Irish whips Stein into the turnbuckle. Seven kicks Stein in the gut setting him up for a Powerbomb. What the hell is he doing he didnt turn around. Hes gonna
Andrew Fulton- Punish him like the little bitch he is.
Toby Navel- He powerbombed him onto the top turnbuckle. Thats got to be it. Seven pulls Stein away from the ropes. Referee Pauly Cracker Goes in for the count.
Pauly Cracker 1. ..2. ..th (Stein rolls his shoulder)
Andrew Fulton- What in the world?
Jeremy Tucker- Ok now thats something new. Maybe this kid can pull it off.
Toby Navel- Sevens pissed. Seven picks up Stein German Suplex he bridged it for a pinning predicament
Pauly Cracker-1. ..2. (Stein Rolls his hips to turn seven.)
Jeremy Tucker- The Punisher Rolled out of a German Suplex pin. Seven is getting even more pissed off. If he cant put away this guy how is he going to fair at Genesis?
Toby Navel- I don't know about that, Stein is a former champion himself, i have a feeling he is going to go a long way here in Ring Syndicate
[Stein goes to work on Stein, nailing a big shoulderbreaker.]
Jeremy Tucker- What do you think about that Fulton?
Andrew Fulton- Get me some scotch.
[Stein continues to work on the shoulder with an arm bar suplex, and then he whips Seven into the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : What force shown there by Stein, he not only sent him to the turnbuckle, Seven went through them, shoulder first into the steel post.
[Stein locks Seven in a chicken wing.]
Toby Navel : Submission move by Stein, he is really taking it to Seven here!
[Seven makes it to the rope, and Cracker breaks the hold.]
Toby Navel- Stein picks up Seven, and lifts him up in a vertical suplex, but Seven slides over the top and sets him up for the Turning of the Worm.
Andrew Fulton- No! How did he do that.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein got out of The Worm set up and continues to work on the shoulder of Seven!
Toby Navel : Stein is deliberately going after that shoulder, he not only wants the win tonight, he wants to leave Seven injured for Genesis!
Andrew Fulton : Now thats something you got to respect!
Toby Navel- Ok now this is something. I just found on the internet where The Punisher here kinda hulks up when the crowd gets going. He must be hearing things.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein going for the quick win here going for the school boy.
Pauly Cracker-1. .2. thre (seven Pushes up to break the school boy)
Jeremy Tucker- That was close. Could it be that Stein has been playing possum the whole match.
Toby Navel- Thats an interesting concept. Maybe, lets see what happens. Stein picks up Seven for a tilt-a-whirl slam.
Andrew Fulton- This aint right, aint right at all. Get me some more booze.
Jeremy Tucker- I think he is drunk. Sure smells like that. Fulton how many fingers.
Andrew Fulton- Eight, how many am i holding up?
[Fulton sticks his middle finger up to Jerry.]
Jeremy Tucker- Yep, hes drunk. Wait Stein has Seven Up in a vertical Suplex. Hes just holding him there. Now back to mocking Fulton. Say the alphabet.
Andrew Fulton- A..B C D ..E .F...U...C...K......
Toby Navel- Nope thats not right try again. Stein Still has Seven up in the air just holding him.
Andrew Fulton- A lphabet. See I said the alphabet you bunch of morons I can hold more liquor than this.
Jeremy Tucker- Sorry, it was funny. Stein still has Seven in the suplex. The Crowd is starting to get restless, what power!
Crowd- BORING ..BORING BORING.
Andrew Fulton- Finally a Crowd I agree with. Just drop him already yes we know your strong now drop his ass.
Toby Navel- Slam Finally he dropped him. Now Stein is setting Seven up for a belly-to-belly suplex. The pace has quickened. Clothesline by Stein another and another.
Jeremy Tucker- I cant believe how much in control Stein is. Seven is having a hard time with this guy. If he loses this match what will be his mind set be at Genesis?
Toby Navel- That could be what sends Seven over the top. But now Stein has Seven in a Pumphandle. Whats he going to do from there.
Andrew Fulton- Hes going to slam him you idiot even I knew that.
Jeremy Tucker- Well hes right watch. Sevens up and its a Sit-Down Pumphandle Slam (Viagra Driver)
Toby Navel- I think he calls it the Hammer Of Justice.
Jeremy Tucker- Its affective, I tell you that. Cracker is getting into position.
Pauly Cracker- 1. ..2. .3!!!!
Frank Salazar- And the winner of this match The Punisher Dan Stein.
Jeremy Tucker- That has to be one of the biggest upsets of the year. Seven now heads to Genesis with a big question mark over his head, can he turn it around, and even has the right man been selected?
Toby Navel-We will be right back after this word from our sponsors.
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Jeremy Tucker : Here we are folks, just in time for the main event, and what a night its been!
Toby Navel : To true Jerry, it has been a big one, with the The Hellhounds winning the Australian Tag Team titles, Mars retaining his Statewide Championship, and lets not forget Syberus breezing past Nick Cairo to head into Genesis for the World Cruiserweight Title!
Andrew Fulton : I wouldn't say cruising past, and did you see him take out the commissioner earlier, looks like we are going to be seeing a new Cairo around here, i always said he was a great talent!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM ATTBURY STH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, ACCOMPAINED BY C.K. PANIC, "MR. FIXIT" SAM PILTPOWN!!!!
["Pink Slip" by The Unband hits and Sam Piltdown walks out, accompanied by C.K. Panic, who is dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt. They stand at the entrance and Sam pose's a little for the crowd. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but he is warm to the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : This one is going to be a barnburner, buckle up folks, anything can happen here!
Andrew Fulton : Buckle Up? Who the hell is writing your material Jerry?
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA, (huge crowd pop), AND COMING IN AT 7' & 317 LBS, RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out to the ring, high fiving the fans on the way down to a great reaction.]
Toby Navel : The fans up here at Cradle Mountain showing huge support for the local Aussie!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve with a big turn out this week in the promo's, really looking to step it up and grab this opportunity in the main event with both hands!
Andrew Fulton : Did you guys see that girl stalking him over the past week, what was her name again?
Toby Navel (quick as a flash) : Sonia!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, thats her, boy, you were pretty quick with that one Toby, well, if your watching at home Sonia, Reeve cant stop talking about you in the back, dont give up just yet, he said, and i quote "she is someone i could actually take home to meet my mother"
Jeremy Tucker : Your a cruel man Fulton!
[Reeve makes his way into the ring, glaring at C.K. Panic, and then approaches Sam warily, they both start talking, and look to be on the same page as Frank begins introducing the opposition.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST, HAILING FROM ASBURY PARK NJ, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 225 LBS, THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!!!!!
[The opening theme of The Headless Children by WASP begins and smoke fills the entrance ramp, black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. The main guitar riff hits and Triple B appears through the smoke, walking towards destiny]
Toby Navel : There he is fans, the Australian Champ.
Andrew Fulton : Now lets see who this big mystery partner of his is!
[Bill enters the ring with his belt over his shoulder, both Piltdown and Reeve staring at him like he killed there dog or something.]
FRANK SALAZAR : AND NOW, INTRODUCING BILL'S PARTNER, HAILING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, WEIGHT UNKNOWN ................
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Jeremy Tucker : What gives?
Toby Navel : No one is coming out Jerry.
Andrew Fulton : Wow, great observation Toby, looks like there is no partner, and Bill is stuck in there with both Reeve and Piltdown, this is going to be good.
[Triple B is looking around as confused as everyone else, and referee Nick Tsalazidis is asking him where his partner is, he motions that he has no idea, and Piltdown walks up to him, spinning him around, and shoving him in the chest.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown looking to get this one under way, referee Nick Tsalazidis trying to push him back while he gets things sorted out, but Triple B tells him no, he can handle it on his own.
Toby Navel : Bill hands his belt to Tsalazidis, who motions for the bell, and Piltdown and Bill go to hook up.
Ding, ding, ding!
[Sam Piltdown ducks out of the hook up, and backs away from Bill.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at Bill, what a coward, why doesn't he just hook up with him allready!
Jeremy Tucker : What match are you watching Fulton?
[Sam Piltdown moves over to his corner, and tags in Reeve, saying the spotlight is all his.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, there you go, Piltdown letting Reeve have the spotlight.
Toby Navel : He did apologize to him over the week, for stealing his thunder after Reeve retired Commissioner Brown and sent him packing.
Jeremy Tucker : He seems very genuine as well, its good to see a bit of chivalry is still alive in our sport today!
Andrew Fulton : I think Im going to be sick!
[Reeve and Triple B hook up, Bill sticking his long fingers into Reeve's neck, and then Reeve tosses him to the other side of the ring.]
Toby Navel : The Ruthless One obviously with the strength advantage over the champ.
[Triple B rolls to his feet, and comes into meet Reeve again, but ducks under the hook up, and drops Reeve with a trip.]
Jeremy Tucker : There is the martial arts skills of Bill for ya.
Toby Navel : Reeve jumps up a little angry with the trip, and charges Bill, who sidesteps him and drops him with another trip.
[Reeve hits the mat hard, then hits it even harder with both fists in anger, he gets to his feet, and Triple B is right on him, with some swift kicks to the shins.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve reeling forward from them shin kicks.
[BOOM!]
Toby Navel : Triple B flattens him with a hard superkick right to the face!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B just having his way with Ruthless L Reeve here.
Toby Navel : He isn't the champ for nothing!
[Triple B drops for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ................... (Reeve powers out, tossing Triple B halfway across the ring.)
Andrew Fulton : Reeve just tossed him right into there corner!
Jeremy Tucker : That he did, but Bill shows great ring presence, and nails Piltdown with a leg sweep through the ropes, sending him toppling to the floor.]
[Reeve back to his feet, grabs a hold of Bill, and floors him with a side belly to belly suplex.]
Toby Navel : Reeve back on the offence here, that took all the wind out of Bill!
Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One stays on the offence, planting Bill with a scoop slam, and then follows it up with a Cobra Clutch overhead release suplex!
Toby Navel : Reeve showing some technical moves here, and devastating power as well, as he lifts up Bill once again and punishes him with a full nelson face buster.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve just turned this one around in a hurry, and there's Panic helping Piltdown back up to the apron.
[Reeve Irish whips Triple B into his corner, and follows in behind with a hard clothesline, as Piltdown was holding Bill in there.]
Toby Navel : These two working surprisingly well as a team.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve places his big size 15 in the throat of Triple B, and tags in Piltdown.
Andrew Fulton : Here comes Soutter's Mr Fixit!
Jeremy Tucker : Sam drops Triple B with a nice Fall away slam, then drops a big leg on him.
Andrew Fulton : Piltdown looking to make amends for getting robbed last week, he had The Punisher beat, till that new Commissioner of ours had to come and stick his big nose into the match!
Toby Navel : He may of made up for it right now, he just drilled Bill with a reverse Russian legsweep, and is going for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .................... (Triple B rolls the shoulder.)
Jeremy Tucker : Where the hell is Bill's partner, its two on one out here for crying out loud!
Toby Navel : He started off holding his own, but no one can handle them odds for too long and expect to survive, these are two top quality athletes in there with him, and both huge powerful beasts of men!
[Piltdown nails Bill with a huge powerslam, then follows it up with a gut wrench powerbomb, again going for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ................ (Triple B kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker : Big Bad Bill showing tremendous endeavor here, he wont give up.
Toby Navel : This one is sure going to test his endurance!
[Piltdown tags Reeve back in, who starts climbing up to the top rope. Sam looking at him in shock.]
Jeremy Tucker : He does this now and then the big doofus, actually thinks he is a cruiserweight.
Andrew Fulton : Your calling him a doofus, thats a good one!
[Reeve perches himself up the top, the crowd on its feet, and he flies, going for a corkscrew of some kind.]
Toby Navel : What was that?
Andrew Fulton (laughing) : I dont know, but it wasn't pretty!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve was halfway through some sort of spin when he crash landed with a thud, and he landed right on his neck.
[You fucked up chant starts up at the top of Cradle Mountain!]
Toby Navel : Reeve could be seriously hurt here, and Triple B slowly makes his way over to him, falling ontop for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2..................( Sam Piltdown makes the save, pulling Triple B off of Reeve by the leg.)
Jeremy Tucker : Big Save there from Piltdown, but Triple B from no where spinning leg sweeps Piltdown.
[Kip up by Triple B to a huge pop from the crowd.]
Toby Navel : Triple B with a burst of energy, nails Sam Piltdown with a finger jab to Piltdowns throat, followed by a quick apology to Tsalazidis.
Andrew Fulton : Look at the confused look on the face of Tsalazidis, he doesn't have a clue what is going on in there.
[There is a huge murmur in the crowd, as a masked man makes his way out onto the rampway, he poses for the crowd, then makes his way to the ring, jumping up on the apron in Bills corner.]
Toby Navel : Here he is, where the heck has he been?
Andrew Fulton : Who cares, look at him, he is only a cruiserweight anyway, couldn't be much over 6 ft, and wouldnt be over 230!
Jeremy Tucker : Grow Up Fulton, what are you, McMahon? Cruisers can go to bucko!
Andrew Fulton : Bucko?
[Triple B puts Sam Piltdown in a reverse arm bar, with a pressure point hold on the neck, then notices his partner, and quickly moves over for a tag.]
Toby Navel : You know, Triple B doesn't even know who his partner is!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B finally getting some rest in this match, he has carried the load so far, and if i were him, i wouldn't be too happy with my partner, he has some questions to answer after this one is over.
Andrew Fulton : SHORT ARM!!! The masked man just short armed Triple B!
Jeremy Tucker : TRAITOR!
[The masked man pulls his hand back from the tag, then reaches forward, grabbing Bill by the hair, and just yanks him through the ropes, to the outside.]
Toby Navel : What the heck is going on? Triple B's own partner just ripped him out of the ring, and is now pummeling him with lefts and rights.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1...................
[The masked man grabs Triple B and goes to ram his head into the steel steps.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 2................
Jeremy Tucker : No, Bill just blocked the stair shot, and sent the masked man head first into them.
Nick Tsalazidis : 3.................
Toby Navel : The masked man is wonky, and Triple B reaches out and yanks the balaclava mask off his head!
Nick Tsalazidis : 4...................
Andrew Fulton : ITS TANNER!
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 ...............
[Ruthless L Reeve starts to get to his feet, and he and Sam Piltdown both look on to see Adrian Tanner Jr there.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 6........................
Jeremy Tucker : I can't believe, and neither can Bill, what is Adrian Tanner Jr doing out here?
Nick Tsalazidis : 7..................
Toby Navel : Tanner just caught Bill with a low blow while he was caught up in unmasking him!
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 8..........................
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner whips Triple B into the safety railing.
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 9......................
[Tanner dives ontop of Bill and starts pummeling him with lefts and rights.]
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 10!!!!!!
Ding, ding, ding!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over, Sam Piltdown and Ruthless L Reeve just defeated Big Bad Bill, and Adrian Tanner.
[Tanner continues to waylay Bill, ramming his head into the safety rail, and in the ring, Sam Piltdown spins Reeve around face to face with him.]
Andrew Fulton : Here we go baby!
[Reeve stares at Piltdown, who then after a moment, offers his hand to Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton : WHAT THE?
[Reeve looks at Piltdown, and then to the crowd, who are all telling him to shake.]
Jeremy Tucker : He did it! Reeve shook Piltdowns hand!
Andrew Fulton : I think im going to be sick!
Toby Navel : Soutter's not going to be very happy either, Piltdown is meant to be his Mr Fixit man around here, and Reeve is his sworn enemy!
[On the outside, security has rushed in and pulled Adrian Tanner Jr of off "Triple B" Big Bad Bill, and Reeve and Piltdown, with C.K. Panic just beside him looking warily at Ruthless L Reeve begin to make there way up the rampway, Reeve and Piltdown chuckling at the turn of events.]
Jeremy Tucker: What a way to end the night I think this is all for tonight folks
Andrew Fulton: What a great way you should say look at Tanner posing in the ring after knocking down the champion that shows what the champ is made of
[The lights go out at Cradle Mountain as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge pop from the audience; the intelligent bright white and red lights flashes in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron, Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient look room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back (dark gray dragon with powerful crimson longed eyes that like Dracons eyes makes you feel are looking through your soul, black claws and bold white teeth. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curve that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside). In light-dark snap shots Dracon throws some punches and kicks, performing a martial arts traditional form, while light-dark flashes of Dracon standing and breathing strongly are shown in the moment where David Draiman says "Do You Feel Good?" Dracon continues performing a martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, and the same flash of Dracon standing breathing strongly is shown again when Draiman says You should, but closer to Dracons face.
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
[David Draiman song voice: Ohhhhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!]
Andrew Fulton: Damn Navel do you have to say that every time Dracon shows up?
[The fireworks explode and a rain of sparks fall over Dracon, who comes out walking at the entranceway wearing an Armani Exchange navy V-Neck long-sleeves shirt and Old Navy black Cargo pants, a white rounded-neck T-shirt under (that can only be seen a little on the V-Neck), Skechers Bowling-style navy shoes, a Rolex on his left wrist, 5 thin gold & silver bracelets on his right, a ring on every finger and his dark gray Oakley sunglasses. He slowly walks to the ring looking at the fans with a sweet smile on his face. The euphoric girls yell at him trying to catch his attention. He jumps on the ring apron with both feet like a crow, grabbing the ropes with the hands right after. He enters the ring over the second rope, walks by Tanner looking at him in a bad way, goes to one of the corners and climbs to the second rope, posing to the excited people of Tasmania. Jumps back to the mat and goes to the second rope in the opposite middle side of the ring and raises his right arm to pump up the crowd. Dracon asks Frank Salazar for his microphone.]
KJ Dracon Xanathos: What is this Tanner? What the hell do you think youre doing?
[Tanner takes the mic out of Dracons hand]
Adrian Tanner: Im doing what I have to do to reach the top of this business. Im the most underrated wrestler in RSA and will not continue
[Dracon abruptly snatches the mic from Tanners hand]
KJ Xanathos: So you want a chance to reach the top of this business well the top is called the Australian Heavyweight Championship and is around Triple Bs waist so let me say this if you want Triple B you have it! And on Genesis!
[Tanner smiles and jumps excited]
Jeremy Tucker: So Tanner is going against Triple B at Genesis for the Australian Heavyweight Championship thats understandable after the #1 Contender Jake Porter was severely injured and taken away half an hour ago.
Andrew Fulton: Tanner truly deserves it
Toby Navel: Bullshit!
[Tanner is still very happy but is interrupted by Dracon]
KJ Xanathos: Whoa, whoa! Dont get so excited for this. I mean I fought your big brother Badazz Bryant Tanner on the UEA and did beat his ass so easily and Im 100% sure he's a lot better than you little brat! What makes you think you are going to get the title? Hell you couldnt even win the Tag Team titles tonight! What have you done?
[Cheers from the crowd and Tanner stops being so happy. Adrian Tanner takes the mic from Dracon once again]
Adrian Tanner: Hey DragQueen, you can try to take the fun out of this, but you wont succeed, you wont make me regret this. But see this you ask what I have done and I have done at least two things tonight and you know what? I got what I wanted. Of course the stupid people of this place OR this fed cant see farther than their noses. Who the hell do you think took out Jake Porter?!
[Dracon opens his eyes big as the crowd murmurs]
Adrian Tanner: Yes! I took him out with James help! I heard the sweet crack when I slammed that F-150 door in his neck and God knows I enjoyed it! And I did more!
Toby Navel: All Tanners are bastards! Not even Porter deserved that! Tanner took Porters chance to become the heavyweight champion right from his face!
Jeremy Tucker: And probably more than that, sadly
Andrew Fulton: Oh guys stop making a drama out of this or youre going to make me cry heheh.
Adrian Tanner: Yes I did more beating Big Bad Bills ass on tonights main event, proving that Im the man to take that gold from him!
[Dracon takes the mic from him]
KJ Xanathos: So think youre a grown up man now. Well maybe you did take Porter out but Im not quite sure about the second one
[Dracon backs up as Triple B with a bit of blood in his forehead very furious gets into the ring behind Tanner]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner turns around and is met by a right punch to the jaw from BBB, and falls to the mat surprised!
Andrew Fulton: Get up Tanner!
Toby Navel: Triple B takes Tanner up and tosses him to the ropes, quickly Triple B himself jumping to the ropes and bouncing off of them, meeting Tanner in the center of the ring with a corkscrew spear! Holy shit!
[Crowd reacts chanting Triple B! Triple B! Triple B!. Tanner rolls out of the ring]
Jeremy Tucker: Sweet Jesus! The Unfettered Might!
Andrew Fulton: Meh.
Toby Navel: Triple B took out Tanner with The Unfettered Might! And now Triple B stands face to face with Dracon! Why is that?!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know. This is the first time Triple B and Dracon are face to face!
Andrew Fulton: You know about the rumors right?
Toby Navel & Jeremy Tucker: What rumors?!
Andrew Fulton: Oh you guys dont know, how sad.
Jeremy Tucker: Youre not going to tell us right? Son of a bitch.
[Dracon put the mic near his mouth and prepares to talk]
KJ Xanathos: I want to wish the best of luck to all Australian competitors at Genesis and luck to you too Triple B.
[Dracon smirks and slowly gets out of the ring. Looks at Tanner who's standing at mid ramp; still feeling the pain of the spear and tells him to have fun. Dracon walks up the ramp as The Headless Children by WASP starts to sound]
Toby Navel: What are the rumors Fulton? Dont be a prick.
Andrew Fulton: So we have Adrian Tanner Jr. Vs. Triple B for the Australian Heavyweight Championship at Genesis! That means we probably will have a new champion after Genesis!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont think so.
[Triple B looks at Tanner from the ring, takes his Australian Heavyweight Championship belt on his shoulder and stands up in the second rope, inciting Tanner to try to take it. Tanner keeps backing up to the backstage and points at Triple B threatening him with insults as the show fades out]
The huge lights set up around the mountain top light up, and the camera pans around the crowd, who are jumping up and down going wild trying to get on tv holding there signs high in the air, some of which include : "The Gayfellas", "Germany had the right idea- Ban the Hellhounds", "Dracon Fears The Letter G", "Ban Matt Boone", "Hey CK, burn me a burger!", "Reeve sure knows how to pick 'em!", "I'm the mystery partner!", "Genesis!", "So long Porter!", "Battle of the Deities = Piss break!", "Toby sucks!", "Good luck Seven!" and "Look out Hellhounds, KGB is coming!"
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land!!!
Toby Navel : Huge show coming your way tonight, with the Australian Tag Team titles being decided, and also a huge match between Syberus and Nick Cairo, where the winner goes on to Genesis to compete for the World Cruiserweight title!
Andrew Fulton : And lets not forget the in ring debut for Cobryn with Ring Syndicate!
Jeremy Tucker : I dont think he would let us do that! Ha!
Toby Navel : Well, lets get this show on the road with the opening match up, take it away Frank Salazar!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, WITH THE WINNER ADVANCING TO GENESIS TO COMPETE FOR THE RING SYNDICATE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM BAKERSFEILD CA, AND COMING IN AT 6' & 221 LBS, NICK CAIRO!!!!
[Me Against Me by Project 86 hits, and Nick Cairo makes his way down to the ring to a nice reaction.]
Jeremy Tucker : What a way to kick off No Mans Land, these are two of the best wrestlers in the world today, and the winner is going to be rewarded with a trip to Japan for Genesis!
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT ......
["Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas starts to play, and the crowd pop loudly. Syberus appears on stage, and looks around at the crowd for a moment before making his way down the ramp.]
Frank Salazar : HAILING FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK,. AND COMING IN AT 6' & 220 LBS, SYBERUS!!!!
[Once in the ring, Syberus takes off the small gold chain from around his neck and hands it to the referee. The ref then checks his pads etc. for foreign objects. ]
Toby Navel : Tsalazidis finishes patting down Syb, and signals for the bell, and this one is under way.
DING, DING, DING!!
[Cairo and Syberus circle each other and then lock up, Cairo applies a side headlock, and Syb whips him into the ropes, then drops him with a drop toe hold.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syberus showing some technical prowess here, Cairo back up to his feet, but only to walk into a big right hand from Syb, and then a nice scoop slam.
[Cairo again quickly gets to his feet, and this time, Syberus catches him with a standing drop kick.]
Toby Navel : Perfectly executed drop kick there from Syb.
Jeremy Tucker : Syb really looks on his game tonight!
Toby Navel : You know, if it wasn't for Cobryn last week, we could be looking at the Australian Heavyweight champ right now!
[Syb traps Cairo in an arm lock, but Cairo reverses it, and drops Syb with a back heel kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nice kick there by Cairo, Syb jumped him there at the start, but now he seems to be finding himself, and he delivers a lightning quick snap suplex on Syb!
Andrew Fulton : So, the winner of this goes to Japan huh?
[Nick Cairo plants Syb with a Thai Roundhouse kick.]
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right Fulton, to compete for the Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Title at the first joint Ring Syndicate ppv!
[Cairo nails Syb with a Pacific Coast Crash; Kryptonite Krunch]
Andrew Fulton : Japan hey, this should be fun, at least we will get out of this cesspool, even if it only be for a short while!
[Cairo hooks Syb in a half crab.]
Toby Navel : No such luck Fulton, we didn't get the gig, i dont know who is calling the card, but its not us.
Andrew Fulton : WHAT? Not us! See what happens Jerry, the kid here starts crying and causing problems on the shows, bitching about this and that, and all of a sudden, we aren't going to Japan anymore!
[Syb struggling in the half crab, but wont give, he reaches for the rope, but just cant make it.]
Toby Navel : Your blaming me?
Andrew Fulton : Damn straight I'm blaming you!
[Syb finally makes it to the ropes, and referee Nick Tsalazidis forces a break.]
Toby Navel : Maybe if you would treat me like a normal person, then none of this would of happened, and me and Jerry would be going to Japan.
Andrew Fulton : You and Jerry?
[Cairo releases the half crab, and then nails Syb with the Obelisk; Stiff Shining Wizard, and drops for a cover.]
Jeremy Tucker : OBELISK!!! Cairo with the cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 ........................ (Syb kicks out.)
Toby Navel : Syberus showing his resolve there, kicking out of the Obelisk, Cairo drags him to his feet, and sets him up for a vertical suplex, but Syb counters it, and drops him with one of his own.
[Syb stomps on the head of Cairo a couple of times, and then floors him with a Powerslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Syb getting back in control here, he slogs Cairo with a few right hands, and then plants him with a side Russian Leg Sweep!
[Syberus heads to the top rope, launches, and nails Cairo with a Missile Drop kick.]
Toby Navel : This isn't looking very promising here for Cairo, Syb not even covering him after that missile drop kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Even flow DDT!!!! He is on fire!
[Syb signals to the crowd its all over, inverted DDT aka "Edgecution" with a single underhook on the outside arm.]
Toby Navel : PURE CONFIDIENCE!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over, and listen to the crowd, they are going banana's over the Pure Confidence!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ......................... 2 .......................... 3!!!!!!!
Andrew Fulton : I knew it! Told you guys Syb had this one won!
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, SYBERUS!!!!
[Smooth hits and Syb poses for the crowd as we fade to a commercial.]
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Frank Salazar: Introducing . Hailing from Key largo and standing in at 64, weighing 250 pounds It is our pleasure to introduce to you
Toby Navel: Oh, here he comes...
Frank Salazar: A man that has established himself as a World Champion time and time again a man who pinned Lucha Libre Champion Lucifer Jones, Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson, and made the then UWA Heavyweight champion and the first IWA Triple Crown Champion Kilroy Evans tap out for the only time in his career.
Andrew Fulton: Believe it, kiddos...
Frank Salazar: He did this in one night. Back to back.
Jeremy Tucker: Great. Another ridiculously long intro...
Frank Salazar: Of course this is only one of his many accomplishments in his storied career without futher ado
Australia is proud to present to you, The Former UWA Heavyweight Champion of the world the ONLY AW Heavyweight Champion of the world Often imitated Never duplicated .
[No Quarter by Led Zeppelin begins playing throughout the arena, and every single fan in attendance leaps to their feet.]
A montage is quickly shown, of a blonde assassin destroying everything in his path. Tripps, Chupacabra, Kilroy Evans, Big Stan, Rally Jackson, Robert Hunglow III, CSK, Adam Haven, Hero, Rockin Rick Owen, James Ashcroft all being pinned one after the other on the big screen.]
Frank Salazar: With a career record of fifty one wins against just five losses
COBRYN!!!
...And his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, Bloody Martyr!
[Ding ding.]
Jremy Tucker: Referree Alistair MacCutcheon is patting down Cobryn, looking for those infamous brass knucks.
Andrew Fulton: Like Cobryn would NEED knucks to take out this clown.
Toby Navel: MacCutcheon finishes his check, and Coby grabs the early advantage with a rake of the eyes!
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn slaps on a side headlock and Martyr shoots him off into the ropes, leapfrogs, and doesn't turn around quick enough as Cobryn flattens him with a nasty clothesline!
Tby Navel: Elbow across the throat by Coby, and here's a quick cover...
Alistair: One... Two... (Martyr kicks out)
Andrew Fulton: Cobryn picks the cliche up by the hair and sends him sprawling across the ring with a belly to belly overhead suplex!
Toby Navel: He follows that up with stomps to the head, and Martyr rolls out of the ring...
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn following, and he nails Martyr with a couple of knife edge chops before Irish whipping him into the barricade!
Toby Navel: That's devastating on the lower back there, and Martyr in trouble early...
Andrew Fulton: He's a damn fool for thinking he could go toe to toe with Coby.
Jeremy Tucker: Martyr meets the rushing Cobryn with a spinning heel kick, and now the momentum changes as he lifts Coby up for an atomic drop and crotches him on the barricade!
Toby Navel: Martyr enters the ring and poses for the fans, paying no heed to Cobryn. Not smart.
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn slides back into the ring, and catches the unsuspecting Martyr with a school boy rollup...
Alistair: One... Two... Th (Martyr barely kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn locks in the rear chancery... could be looking for The Answer...
Toby Navel: Martyr floats over and tries for a German suplex, blocked by Coby...
Andrew Fulton: Cobryn steps behind Martyr and hooks both arms behind his back!!!
Toby Navel: Cobryn with a quick facefirst takedown, and now he floats over with Martyr's arms still hooked!
Andrew Fulton: Bridges Over Key Largo, baby!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Cobryn with that bridging double armbar cinched in tight, and Martyr's trapped in the middle of the ring!
Toby Navel: MacCutcheon calls for the bell after checking on Martyr, and this one's over!!!
Frank Salazar: Your winner by submission, COBRYN!!!
Tucker: A dominating RSA debut for The Heel, and we'll be right back!!!
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Frank Salazar: The following is for the Ring Syndicate Australia Tag Team Titles!!!!
[The crowd be popping.]
Andrew Fulton: Hey, that chick over there is pretty stacked.
Jeremy Tucker: We are about to have a war, and you are checking out the babes?
[Toby is now staring at the girl Fulton pointed out.]
Andrew Fulton: Well yes. Yes, I am.
Jeremy Tucker: TOBY!!!
[Toby had knocked over Jeremys soda while reaching under the table.]
Toby Navel: Sorry.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first
[I Put a Spell on You by Marilyn Manson kicks in and Jonnie Valentine leads the two to the ring with the dog collar. A few confused fans break out glow sticks ]
Andrew Fulton: Idiot Tasmanians these are the Hellhounds, not Akira Kyoto!!
Frank Salazar: And their Opponents,.. The GOOOODFELLAAAS!
["Cuban Necktie" hits and The Goodfellas walk on stage, the man with the briefcase from earlier following them. The man hands Adrian a microphone.]
Adrian: Hey Jonnie. I bet your wondering what's this about, right? Well, after our last two encounters I came to realize something. Whats that? That you're a tired old fool? Yeah, but we knew that anyway.
No, what I came to realize is that there's always to major factors to your bitches winning match. These morons around ringside...
[crowd boos]
Adrian: And you. See, when I said there was no way you were screwing this up for me, I meant it. So I went ahead and called my lawyer buddy here, and got you're bitch ass thrown the hell out!
[The Goodfellas walk down the ramp. The man with the case hands a paper to the ref.]
Referee Ben Hernandez: It's true. Jonnie, you'll have to leave ringside. However, You can Take Mr Fernandez and Tanner with you.
Jeremy Tucker: The Goodfellas are stunned. Their deal may have just backfired on them!
[Fernandez and Christian plead with the ref, Adrian coolly tells them to go.]
Andrew Fulton: Doesnt matter boys Pearl Harbor City!!
[Psycho and Cerberus have pulled boxcutters from someplace and just ambushed both Goodfellas, and are doing a Mass Transit on them.]
Toby Navel: I think Im going to be sick.
Andrew Fulton: Three seconds into the match-up and both Gayfellas are oozing like Mt. Saint Helens!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Now Cerberus dumping Adrian over the top rope, and Psycho whips James Murdock into a CLOTHELINE FROM HOME!!!
[The crowd roars with the impact, as James Murdock flips and lands on his face after that, his blood drips onto the mat. Psycho slides outside and grabs a coat hanger from a Purgatory Puppy.]
Toby Navel: I think this is going to get really bad.
[Cerberus pulls Murdock to his feet, and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts as Psycho Camel Clutches Tanner on the floor with the coat hanger. Ben Hernandez looks stumped as to what to do, so he just heads over to Cerberus and Murdock.]
Jeremy Tucker: So Im guessing that Ben Hernandez has declared that Cerberus and Murdock are the legal men.
Toby Navel: Is this a Tornado style match?
Jeremy Tucker: What Hellhounds match isnt tornado style?
Toby Navel: Cerberus whips Murdock off the ropes and drives him down with a monster powerslam. He springs back up with the bounce of the impact.
Jeremy Tucker: Murdocks back must be in agony.
Andrew Fulton: His back, forehead, neck, legs, arms, wang
Jeremy Tucker: His wang?
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, you see when you get slammed like that your wang jostles around and you aint feeling too chipper about it.
Toby Navel: And when did you learn about powerslams?
Andrew Fulton: When I was doing your girl.
[Toby starts to whimper.]
Jeremy Tucker: Hes just joking Toby.
Andrew Fulton: No Im not.
[Hernandez has made Psycho stop choking Tanner with the coat hanger, but Tanner is feeling the effects. Cerberus has gone to the outside to rummage under the ring for something. Murdock staggers to his feet, and when Cerberus comes up holding a wrench in his hand, Murdock blasts him with a baseball slide dropkick to his face, sending him back into the guardrail.]
Jeremy Tucker: Cerberus uncharacteristically letting up on Murdock for a moment, and it cost him. Maybe without Jonnie out here to run things the Hellhounds arent as focused.
Toby Navel: Murdock has that wrench now HE JUST LEVELED CERBERUS WITH THE WRENCH!!!
Andrew Fulton: Too bad that he didnt see Psycho coming off with that Psychosault onto him huh?
[Adrian Tanner has regained some of his senses on the apron, and rushes in and does a Triple Jump Moonsault from the inside of the ring to the outside down onto Psycho. He pulls Psycho up again, and Backdrop Busters him on the outside.]
Toby Navel: The Goodfellas seem to finally have the upper-hand in this match-up!!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian helping James to his feet and pointing to Psycho.
Toby Navel: I think they are going to try and take on the smaller of the Hellhounds, since Cerberus is such a hoss.
Andrew Fulton: Did you just call Cerberus a hoss? The same name that JR calls Bradshaw?
Toby Navel: Maybe
[SMACK!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: I hate to agree with Fulton here, but hes right.
Toby Navel: But he slaps so hard. [He chokes back a tear as he rubs his face.]
Jeremy Tucker: Murdock sets Psycho up for a piledriver as Adrian slides a barbedwire wrapped stop sign that one of the Purgatory Puppies brought, and puts underneath Murdock.
Toby Navel: Adrian gets up on the steps
Jeremy Tucker: SOPRANO DRIVER ONTO A BARBEDWIRE STOPSIGN!!!
Toby Navel: That stuffed piledriver made Psycho bleed, that might have hit an artery.
Andrew Fulton: Or some of James blood fell onto Psycho.
Jeremy Tucker: No, thats Psychos blood, they roll him back into the ring, and Adrian with a Eddie Guerrero type slingshot senton, he goes for the cover.
Ben Hernandez: 1
2
[Psycho kicks out.]
Andrew Fulton: You think that a little piledriver is enough to put this guy away?
Jeremy Tucker: But the Hi-Lighter might.
[Adrian has Psycho set-up for the Styles Clash, but Cerberus roars in with a Meat thermometer and smashes it into Adrians face rolling him back into a pin.]
Ben Hernandez: 1 .
2
[James Murdock breaks up the count, but Cerberus brains him with the same wrench, Murdock goes back into the corner, and Cerberus gets a strand of barbedwire and wraps himself in it.]
Toby Navel: Cerberus wrapped up in wire RUNNING AVALANCHE!!!
[The crowd groans with the impact, and Murdock starts bleeding from his arms, and chest as well.]
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho has Adrian out on the Spanish Announce table, Cerberus slides out as Psycho goes up to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton: This can only mean one thing Adrian dies now.
Jeremy Tucker: STILLBORN CRADLE!!! STILLBORN CRADLE!!!!
Toby Navel: Adrian is out, and the Hellhounds turn their attention to James Murdock. They nod at each other and are.. Headed this way!!
[The Hellhounds grab the TV monitors and go back into the ring. Psycho puts them down, and Cerberus sets James on the top rope and belly to bellys him onto the TV monitors which implode and pop.]
Jeremy Tucker: Murdocks back is hash!!!
Andrew Fulton: Heerrrrrrres JONNIE!!!!!
[Valentine has run down from the back with two chairs in hand, he slides them to his guys as Ben Hernandez goes and tells him he cant be at ring side.]
Toby Navel: Something is dripping from those chairs.
Jeremy Tucker: Psycho makes a lighter appear from nowhere.
[FOOM!!! FOOM!!!]
Andrew Fulton: Behold the Firechair.
[Hernandez is still arguing with Jonnie who stops to sign the chesty girls breast with a Sharpie. Stay in school, my hotel room is 365, [heart] Cobryn.]
Jeremy Tucker: James is staggering to his feet
[BAM!!!!]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.
Jeremy Tucker: OMIGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Andrew Fulton: Behold The Fire Con-chair-to.
[Psycho drops for a cover as Cerberus tosses the chairs randomly into the crowd who scatter from the flaming chair. Jonnie heads up the ramp, and Ben turns around.]
Ben Hernandez:1
2
3!!!!
Jeremy Tucker: After that Fire Con-chair-to, was there any doubt?
[Dracon appears on the ramp, mic in hand.]
Dracon: No, no, no I want this match re-started, Jonnie you where banned from ringside, I say start
[BAM~!]
Toby Navel: What in the world?
[Nick Cairo just nailed Dracon with a Cranium Kick [Yakuza Kick to the back of the head] and Dracon is sprawled out. Dracon starts to get to his feet, but Nick brains him with a stiff kick to the jaw, and then hoists him up onto his shoulders and spins him out in a TKO.]
Jeremy Tucker: Nick Cairo hitting Dracons Samurai Stunner on him? Why?
[Nick locks on Dragon Sleeper/Camel Clutch, and grabs the mic.]
Nick Cairo: You like this huh? Dracon? Mr. Commish? You feeling this?
[Nick cranks back, and it looks like Dracon will snap in half.]
Maybe youll feel the pain that my brother did when you launched a sloppy kick at a house show and put him on the shelf for good. Hell, you Goldberged him Dracon. You Goldberged him!!!
[Cairo lets the move go, and Dracon clutches at his neck.]
Its time for you to stop thinking you are so hot since you got booking power around here. Hi, my name is Nick Cairo, you jacked over my brother, prepare for a living hell.
["Me Against Me" by Project 86 starts up, and Nick stomps Dracon again, and leaves.]
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The lights in the arena go black except for a spot light shinning on the entranceway. When smoke starts to rise off the entranceway Thunderstruck by AC/DC starts playing. As the smoke hits the titantron the rest of the tornado is shown. At the first thunderstruck, a lighting bolt hits the spot where the smoke started. The Tornado stops and Zues is sitting there on his bike. After Zues rides to the ring he slides in under the ropes, he walks to the center of the ring. Raises one arm then slams it down. Lighting bolts come down onto all four-ring posts and white pyro comes out of the ring posts.
Frank Salazar: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Australian Statewide Championship. In the ring, the challenger from Hollywood and weighing in at 325 lbs ZEUS!
The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness, with the Statewide title over his shoulder.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Zeus and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 340 lbs he is the Australian Stateweide Champion MARS!
Jeremy Tucker: These two men should give one helluva match. Theyre both very big guys and the Statewide title is to be decided here, so you can bet that theyll give it their all.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah well neither of them are exactly Jonnie Valentine, are they?
Toby Navel: What?
Andrew Fulton: Or Cobryn?
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell are you talking about?
Andrew Fulton: Im just saying sure they might be big, but they dont really have that superstar persona to them.
Jeremy Tucker: Just shut up and call the damn match.
Andrew Fulton: How can I shut up and call a match?
Jeremy Tucker: No need to be immature.
The referee shows the Statewide title to the crowd, then signals for the opening bell.
Andrew Fulton: You want me to call the match? Ill call the match!
Jeremy Tucker: Well Zeus and Mar-
Andrew Fulton: MY GOD! THEY LOCKED UP! THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
Toby Navel: Shit Jeremy, you broke Fulton.
Andrew Fulton: ZEUS WITH A DDT!
Jeremy Tucker: Why are you so enthusiastic?
Andrew Fulton: Theres a difference between enthusiasm and sarcasm, kiddo.
Toby Navel: Zeus into the cover after the DDT!
Referee Don El Don:
1 ..
2 .
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: So close are you going to carry on?
Andrew Fulton: Meh I made my point
Toby Navel: Zeus is working on Mars now locking on a sleeper hold, and boy does he have that on tight.
Jeremy Tucker: You said it. Mars is going purple.
Toby Navel: Mars is fighting out of it though with some stiff shots to the ribs of Zeus. The Champion is back to his feet now and he whips Zeus to the ropes
Jeremy Tucker: Ohhh and he catches the challenger with a huge boot to the face
Toby Navel: Mars is back on the attack now, and he lifts Zeus back up. Mars looks to be going for a Vertical suplex and that is one big guy to be suplexing but he nails it!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars into a cover.
Referee Don El Don:
1
2
(kickout)
Toby Navel: Not far off that time.
Andrew Fulton: Oh, I dont know about that.
Jeremy Tucker: What?
Andrew Fulton: Nothing, I just wanted it to seem like I was still paying attention.
Toby Navel: Mars is going for a chokeslam! Blocked by Zeus though and Zeus plants Mars with a flapjack! That could be all!
Referee Don El Don:
1 ..
2 ..
(kickout)
Jeremy Tucker: That was a hard flapjack from one big man to another. This match could be over at any moment.
Toby Navel: Both men are back to their feet and they lock up once more. Mars forces the challenger back into the corner some hard shots to the face by Mars he takes a step back runs! No body home! Zeus moved at the last minute and sent Mars face first into the turnbuckle!
Jeremy Tucker: Zeus signals for the end!
Toby Navel : Zeus setting Mars up for the Wrath of Zeus!
Jeremy Tucker : NOOOOO! Reversal by Mars!
[Mars lifts Zeus up into an inverted body vise, then plants him with a brainbuster powerbomb!]
Toby Navel : THE APOCALYPSE!
[Mars drops for the cover]
Referee Don El Don : 1 ........................ 2 ............................... 3!!!!!
Frank Salazar : Your winner, MARS!!!!
[Unholy by Kiss hits and referee Don El Don raises the hand of Mars as we fade to a commercial.]
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[Jake Porter, the #1 Contender for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship, is seen in the parking lot apparently waiting for someone. Hes standing near a Ford F-150 (a pick-up truck) and is looking at his wrist watch, loosing his patience]
Jeremy Tucker: What is Jake Porter doing out there?
Andrew Fulton: Why do you always have to say the questions the people watching are obviously thinking?
Jeremy Tucker: I do? Then I should say, Why Fulton is such an asshole?
Toby Navel: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Andrew Fulton: Oh that was hilarious. Jerks.
Toby Navel: Look! Theres someone but we cant see him; its too dark.
[Jake Porter looks at that someone]
Jake Porter: What do you want?
[That someone steps forward and we see he has a mask?!]
Jeremy Tucker: A Halloween Baseball mask? What is this a joke?
[Another person in a Baseball mask attacks Porter from behind with a baseball aluminum bat!]
Jeremy Tucker : That other man with the mask is hitting Porter in the back!
[The first man with the mask takes another baseball bat he was hiding behind himself and starts nailing Porter with it too]
Toby Navel: Somebody stop this! He is the Number one contender for the Australian title!
Andrew Fulton: Hear Porter screaming! I love that sound.
Jeremy Tucker: Those bastards decimating Porter with those bats!
Toby Navel: Porter tries to fight back sending some rights to one of the attackers stomach but the other nails a home run in the back of his head! Theyre going to kill him at this pace!
Andrew Fulton: Sweet huh?
Jeremy Tucker: Oh Fulton youre sick. The Purgatory Puppies are a bad influence for you.
Toby Navel: Now one of them is hitting Porter in the side of the neck with the edge of his bat!
Jeremy Tucker: Do bats have an edge?
Toby Navel: Dont be a smartass Jerry; you know what I mean.
Jeremy Tucker: Porter is totally out and those attackers are totally out of control!
Toby Navel: The baseball clowns drag Porter to the pick-up truck, are they doing now?!
Andrew Fulton: Nothing good I hope.
Jeremy Tucker: They opened the passenger door, and are setting Porters head inside Jesus Christ!
Toby Navel: Oh my God! They slammed the door on Porters neck! Oh my God!
Jeremy Tucker: I think Im gonna puke.
Andrew Fulton: Not over me Jerry.
[The baseball-masked attackers from hell take Porters devastated body and force it into the back of the F-150, they shake hands and one of them gets on the truck and drives away!]
Toby Navel: Theyre taking Porter away from the arena! This crossed the line!
[Fades back to the arena]
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Jeremy Tucker- Its time for the next bout featuring Adam Seven Plummer Vs. The Punisher Dan Stein. It should be an interesting match.
Andrew Fulton- The only punishment in this match is watching Dan Stein.
Jeremy Tucker- Anything you want to add Toby Navel
Toby Navel: Nope not really.
Jeremy Tucker- Allright then, Frank Salazar is in the ring ready to announce the combatants.
Frank Salazar- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, coming first to the ring standing 6 7 and weighing 265lbs from Detroit, Michigan , The PUNNNISHHER Dan Stein.
[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".
(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way to the ring area.)
# Yeah, I am the Astro-Creep
#A demolition-style hell American Freak yeah
#I am the Crawling dead
#A phantom in a box shadow in your head say
# Suicide freedom off the blast read the fucker lies yeah
# Scratch off the broken skin
# Tear into my heart make me do it again yeah
#More human than human, more human than human
Andrew Fulton- zZz .
Jeremy Tucker- Fulton wake up your man Seven is next.
Andrew Fulton- Some real talent is coming out. Allright.
Frank Salazar- And his opponent standing 63 and weighing 255lbs, from Parts Unknown. Adam SEVEN PLUMMMMMER.
Cashout by Fugazi hits as the Tron spells out, I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Red fog begins to stream out across the stage as the first verse kicks in, and A7 makes his first appearance. Staring intently, he slowly looks from left to right as he makes his way down the ramp. Once in the ring, he climbs the middle turnbuckle and stares down the announcers without gesturing. Then, he hops down and leans against the ropes, arms crossed, waiting for the match to begin.
Jeremy Tucker- Referee Pauly Cracker calls for the bell. The two men head to the center of the ring and get into each others face.
Toby Navel- This should be a close match up. Seven is only giving up ten pounds on this guy not enough to make a difference.
Jeremy Tucker- Good Point Toby. Seven backs away for Stein holding his nose.
Toby Navel- The Crowd sure liked that one. But I for one dont get it.
Andrew Fulton- He has bad breath. Get the Kid the 1001 Insults for the Squared Circle book.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein didnt take kindly to that gesture. Seven turns back to face Stein. Oh my god.
Toby Navel- What a clothesline. I guess that was his Punishment for making fun of him.
Andrew Fulton- Nice.
Jeremy Tucker- The real punishment is listening to the two of you. Seven is back on his feet Collar and elbow tie up Seven slipped behind Stein Release German suplex on Stein.
Toby Navel- That was a nice suplex. I hope he looks half this good at Genesis when he goes for the World Title against the best Germany and the Eastern Coast have to offer!
Jeremy Tucker- If he keeps this up he should have the match one shortly.
[Seven going to work on the back of Stein.]
Toby Navel- I think he heard you it looks like he is setting him up for a Boston Crab.
Andrew Fulton- Toby we are a very long ways away from Boston, how about we call it the Fulton Crab from now on.
Toby Navel- More like Fulton crap
Jeremy Tucker- While you two were arguing Stein got to the ropes and is getting to his feet. Seven Irish whips Stein into the turnbuckle. Seven kicks Stein in the gut setting him up for a Powerbomb. What the hell is he doing he didnt turn around. Hes gonna
Andrew Fulton- Punish him like the little bitch he is.
Toby Navel- He powerbombed him onto the top turnbuckle. Thats got to be it. Seven pulls Stein away from the ropes. Referee Pauly Cracker Goes in for the count.
Pauly Cracker 1. ..2. ..th (Stein rolls his shoulder)
Andrew Fulton- What in the world?
Jeremy Tucker- Ok now thats something new. Maybe this kid can pull it off.
Toby Navel- Sevens pissed. Seven picks up Stein German Suplex he bridged it for a pinning predicament
Pauly Cracker-1. ..2. (Stein Rolls his hips to turn seven.)
Jeremy Tucker- The Punisher Rolled out of a German Suplex pin. Seven is getting even more pissed off. If he cant put away this guy how is he going to fair at Genesis?
Toby Navel- I don't know about that, Stein is a former champion himself, i have a feeling he is going to go a long way here in Ring Syndicate
[Stein goes to work on Stein, nailing a big shoulderbreaker.]
Jeremy Tucker- What do you think about that Fulton?
Andrew Fulton- Get me some scotch.
[Stein continues to work on the shoulder with an arm bar suplex, and then he whips Seven into the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : What force shown there by Stein, he not only sent him to the turnbuckle, Seven went through them, shoulder first into the steel post.
[Stein locks Seven in a chicken wing.]
Toby Navel : Submission move by Stein, he is really taking it to Seven here!
[Seven makes it to the rope, and Cracker breaks the hold.]
Toby Navel- Stein picks up Seven, and lifts him up in a vertical suplex, but Seven slides over the top and sets him up for the Turning of the Worm.
Andrew Fulton- No! How did he do that.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein got out of The Worm set up and continues to work on the shoulder of Seven!
Toby Navel : Stein is deliberately going after that shoulder, he not only wants the win tonight, he wants to leave Seven injured for Genesis!
Andrew Fulton : Now thats something you got to respect!
Toby Navel- Ok now this is something. I just found on the internet where The Punisher here kinda hulks up when the crowd gets going. He must be hearing things.
Jeremy Tucker- Stein going for the quick win here going for the school boy.
Pauly Cracker-1. .2. thre (seven Pushes up to break the school boy)
Jeremy Tucker- That was close. Could it be that Stein has been playing possum the whole match.
Toby Navel- Thats an interesting concept. Maybe, lets see what happens. Stein picks up Seven for a tilt-a-whirl slam.
Andrew Fulton- This aint right, aint right at all. Get me some more booze.
Jeremy Tucker- I think he is drunk. Sure smells like that. Fulton how many fingers.
Andrew Fulton- Eight, how many am i holding up?
[Fulton sticks his middle finger up to Jerry.]
Jeremy Tucker- Yep, hes drunk. Wait Stein has Seven Up in a vertical Suplex. Hes just holding him there. Now back to mocking Fulton. Say the alphabet.
Andrew Fulton- A..B C D ..E .F...U...C...K......
Toby Navel- Nope thats not right try again. Stein Still has Seven up in the air just holding him.
Andrew Fulton- A lphabet. See I said the alphabet you bunch of morons I can hold more liquor than this.
Jeremy Tucker- Sorry, it was funny. Stein still has Seven in the suplex. The Crowd is starting to get restless, what power!
Crowd- BORING ..BORING BORING.
Andrew Fulton- Finally a Crowd I agree with. Just drop him already yes we know your strong now drop his ass.
Toby Navel- Slam Finally he dropped him. Now Stein is setting Seven up for a belly-to-belly suplex. The pace has quickened. Clothesline by Stein another and another.
Jeremy Tucker- I cant believe how much in control Stein is. Seven is having a hard time with this guy. If he loses this match what will be his mind set be at Genesis?
Toby Navel- That could be what sends Seven over the top. But now Stein has Seven in a Pumphandle. Whats he going to do from there.
Andrew Fulton- Hes going to slam him you idiot even I knew that.
Jeremy Tucker- Well hes right watch. Sevens up and its a Sit-Down Pumphandle Slam (Viagra Driver)
Toby Navel- I think he calls it the Hammer Of Justice.
Jeremy Tucker- Its affective, I tell you that. Cracker is getting into position.
Pauly Cracker- 1. ..2. .3!!!!
Frank Salazar- And the winner of this match The Punisher Dan Stein.
Jeremy Tucker- That has to be one of the biggest upsets of the year. Seven now heads to Genesis with a big question mark over his head, can he turn it around, and even has the right man been selected?
Toby Navel-We will be right back after this word from our sponsors.
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Jeremy Tucker : Here we are folks, just in time for the main event, and what a night its been!
Toby Navel : To true Jerry, it has been a big one, with the The Hellhounds winning the Australian Tag Team titles, Mars retaining his Statewide Championship, and lets not forget Syberus breezing past Nick Cairo to head into Genesis for the World Cruiserweight Title!
Andrew Fulton : I wouldn't say cruising past, and did you see him take out the commissioner earlier, looks like we are going to be seeing a new Cairo around here, i always said he was a great talent!
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM ATTBURY STH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, ACCOMPAINED BY C.K. PANIC, "MR. FIXIT" SAM PILTPOWN!!!!
["Pink Slip" by The Unband hits and Sam Piltdown walks out, accompanied by C.K. Panic, who is dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt. They stand at the entrance and Sam pose's a little for the crowd. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but he is warm to the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : This one is going to be a barnburner, buckle up folks, anything can happen here!
Andrew Fulton : Buckle Up? Who the hell is writing your material Jerry?
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA, (huge crowd pop), AND COMING IN AT 7' & 317 LBS, RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out to the ring, high fiving the fans on the way down to a great reaction.]
Toby Navel : The fans up here at Cradle Mountain showing huge support for the local Aussie!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve with a big turn out this week in the promo's, really looking to step it up and grab this opportunity in the main event with both hands!
Andrew Fulton : Did you guys see that girl stalking him over the past week, what was her name again?
Toby Navel (quick as a flash) : Sonia!
Andrew Fulton : Yeah, thats her, boy, you were pretty quick with that one Toby, well, if your watching at home Sonia, Reeve cant stop talking about you in the back, dont give up just yet, he said, and i quote "she is someone i could actually take home to meet my mother"
Jeremy Tucker : Your a cruel man Fulton!
[Reeve makes his way into the ring, glaring at C.K. Panic, and then approaches Sam warily, they both start talking, and look to be on the same page as Frank begins introducing the opposition.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING THERE OPPONENTS, FIRST, HAILING FROM ASBURY PARK NJ, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 225 LBS, THE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "TRIPLE B" BIG BAD BILL!!!!!
[The opening theme of The Headless Children by WASP begins and smoke fills the entrance ramp, black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. The main guitar riff hits and Triple B appears through the smoke, walking towards destiny]
Toby Navel : There he is fans, the Australian Champ.
Andrew Fulton : Now lets see who this big mystery partner of his is!
[Bill enters the ring with his belt over his shoulder, both Piltdown and Reeve staring at him like he killed there dog or something.]
FRANK SALAZAR : AND NOW, INTRODUCING BILL'S PARTNER, HAILING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, WEIGHT UNKNOWN ................
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Jeremy Tucker : What gives?
Toby Navel : No one is coming out Jerry.
Andrew Fulton : Wow, great observation Toby, looks like there is no partner, and Bill is stuck in there with both Reeve and Piltdown, this is going to be good.
[Triple B is looking around as confused as everyone else, and referee Nick Tsalazidis is asking him where his partner is, he motions that he has no idea, and Piltdown walks up to him, spinning him around, and shoving him in the chest.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown looking to get this one under way, referee Nick Tsalazidis trying to push him back while he gets things sorted out, but Triple B tells him no, he can handle it on his own.
Toby Navel : Bill hands his belt to Tsalazidis, who motions for the bell, and Piltdown and Bill go to hook up.
Ding, ding, ding!
[Sam Piltdown ducks out of the hook up, and backs away from Bill.]
Andrew Fulton : Look at Bill, what a coward, why doesn't he just hook up with him allready!
Jeremy Tucker : What match are you watching Fulton?
[Sam Piltdown moves over to his corner, and tags in Reeve, saying the spotlight is all his.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, there you go, Piltdown letting Reeve have the spotlight.
Toby Navel : He did apologize to him over the week, for stealing his thunder after Reeve retired Commissioner Brown and sent him packing.
Jeremy Tucker : He seems very genuine as well, its good to see a bit of chivalry is still alive in our sport today!
Andrew Fulton : I think Im going to be sick!
[Reeve and Triple B hook up, Bill sticking his long fingers into Reeve's neck, and then Reeve tosses him to the other side of the ring.]
Toby Navel : The Ruthless One obviously with the strength advantage over the champ.
[Triple B rolls to his feet, and comes into meet Reeve again, but ducks under the hook up, and drops Reeve with a trip.]
Jeremy Tucker : There is the martial arts skills of Bill for ya.
Toby Navel : Reeve jumps up a little angry with the trip, and charges Bill, who sidesteps him and drops him with another trip.
[Reeve hits the mat hard, then hits it even harder with both fists in anger, he gets to his feet, and Triple B is right on him, with some swift kicks to the shins.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve reeling forward from them shin kicks.
[BOOM!]
Toby Navel : Triple B flattens him with a hard superkick right to the face!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B just having his way with Ruthless L Reeve here.
Toby Navel : He isn't the champ for nothing!
[Triple B drops for a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................. 2 ................... (Reeve powers out, tossing Triple B halfway across the ring.)
Andrew Fulton : Reeve just tossed him right into there corner!
Jeremy Tucker : That he did, but Bill shows great ring presence, and nails Piltdown with a leg sweep through the ropes, sending him toppling to the floor.]
[Reeve back to his feet, grabs a hold of Bill, and floors him with a side belly to belly suplex.]
Toby Navel : Reeve back on the offence here, that took all the wind out of Bill!
Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One stays on the offence, planting Bill with a scoop slam, and then follows it up with a Cobra Clutch overhead release suplex!
Toby Navel : Reeve showing some technical moves here, and devastating power as well, as he lifts up Bill once again and punishes him with a full nelson face buster.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve just turned this one around in a hurry, and there's Panic helping Piltdown back up to the apron.
[Reeve Irish whips Triple B into his corner, and follows in behind with a hard clothesline, as Piltdown was holding Bill in there.]
Toby Navel : These two working surprisingly well as a team.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve places his big size 15 in the throat of Triple B, and tags in Piltdown.
Andrew Fulton : Here comes Soutter's Mr Fixit!
Jeremy Tucker : Sam drops Triple B with a nice Fall away slam, then drops a big leg on him.
Andrew Fulton : Piltdown looking to make amends for getting robbed last week, he had The Punisher beat, till that new Commissioner of ours had to come and stick his big nose into the match!
Toby Navel : He may of made up for it right now, he just drilled Bill with a reverse Russian legsweep, and is going for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .................... (Triple B rolls the shoulder.)
Jeremy Tucker : Where the hell is Bill's partner, its two on one out here for crying out loud!
Toby Navel : He started off holding his own, but no one can handle them odds for too long and expect to survive, these are two top quality athletes in there with him, and both huge powerful beasts of men!
[Piltdown nails Bill with a huge powerslam, then follows it up with a gut wrench powerbomb, again going for the cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ................ (Triple B kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker : Big Bad Bill showing tremendous endeavor here, he wont give up.
Toby Navel : This one is sure going to test his endurance!
[Piltdown tags Reeve back in, who starts climbing up to the top rope. Sam looking at him in shock.]
Jeremy Tucker : He does this now and then the big doofus, actually thinks he is a cruiserweight.
Andrew Fulton : Your calling him a doofus, thats a good one!
[Reeve perches himself up the top, the crowd on its feet, and he flies, going for a corkscrew of some kind.]
Toby Navel : What was that?
Andrew Fulton (laughing) : I dont know, but it wasn't pretty!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve was halfway through some sort of spin when he crash landed with a thud, and he landed right on his neck.
[You fucked up chant starts up at the top of Cradle Mountain!]
Toby Navel : Reeve could be seriously hurt here, and Triple B slowly makes his way over to him, falling ontop for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2..................( Sam Piltdown makes the save, pulling Triple B off of Reeve by the leg.)
Jeremy Tucker : Big Save there from Piltdown, but Triple B from no where spinning leg sweeps Piltdown.
[Kip up by Triple B to a huge pop from the crowd.]
Toby Navel : Triple B with a burst of energy, nails Sam Piltdown with a finger jab to Piltdowns throat, followed by a quick apology to Tsalazidis.
Andrew Fulton : Look at the confused look on the face of Tsalazidis, he doesn't have a clue what is going on in there.
[There is a huge murmur in the crowd, as a masked man makes his way out onto the rampway, he poses for the crowd, then makes his way to the ring, jumping up on the apron in Bills corner.]
Toby Navel : Here he is, where the heck has he been?
Andrew Fulton : Who cares, look at him, he is only a cruiserweight anyway, couldn't be much over 6 ft, and wouldnt be over 230!
Jeremy Tucker : Grow Up Fulton, what are you, McMahon? Cruisers can go to bucko!
Andrew Fulton : Bucko?
[Triple B puts Sam Piltdown in a reverse arm bar, with a pressure point hold on the neck, then notices his partner, and quickly moves over for a tag.]
Toby Navel : You know, Triple B doesn't even know who his partner is!
Jeremy Tucker : Triple B finally getting some rest in this match, he has carried the load so far, and if i were him, i wouldn't be too happy with my partner, he has some questions to answer after this one is over.
Andrew Fulton : SHORT ARM!!! The masked man just short armed Triple B!
Jeremy Tucker : TRAITOR!
[The masked man pulls his hand back from the tag, then reaches forward, grabbing Bill by the hair, and just yanks him through the ropes, to the outside.]
Toby Navel : What the heck is going on? Triple B's own partner just ripped him out of the ring, and is now pummeling him with lefts and rights.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1...................
[The masked man grabs Triple B and goes to ram his head into the steel steps.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 2................
Jeremy Tucker : No, Bill just blocked the stair shot, and sent the masked man head first into them.
Nick Tsalazidis : 3.................
Toby Navel : The masked man is wonky, and Triple B reaches out and yanks the balaclava mask off his head!
Nick Tsalazidis : 4...................
Andrew Fulton : ITS TANNER!
Nick Tsalazidis : 5 ...............
[Ruthless L Reeve starts to get to his feet, and he and Sam Piltdown both look on to see Adrian Tanner Jr there.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 6........................
Jeremy Tucker : I can't believe, and neither can Bill, what is Adrian Tanner Jr doing out here?
Nick Tsalazidis : 7..................
Toby Navel : Tanner just caught Bill with a low blow while he was caught up in unmasking him!
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 8..........................
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner whips Triple B into the safety railing.
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 9......................
[Tanner dives ontop of Bill and starts pummeling him with lefts and rights.]
Nick Tsalazidis, Sam Piltdown and the Crowd : 10!!!!!!
Ding, ding, ding!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Its all over, Sam Piltdown and Ruthless L Reeve just defeated Big Bad Bill, and Adrian Tanner.
[Tanner continues to waylay Bill, ramming his head into the safety rail, and in the ring, Sam Piltdown spins Reeve around face to face with him.]
Andrew Fulton : Here we go baby!
[Reeve stares at Piltdown, who then after a moment, offers his hand to Reeve.]
Andrew Fulton : WHAT THE?
[Reeve looks at Piltdown, and then to the crowd, who are all telling him to shake.]
Jeremy Tucker : He did it! Reeve shook Piltdowns hand!
Andrew Fulton : I think im going to be sick!
Toby Navel : Soutter's not going to be very happy either, Piltdown is meant to be his Mr Fixit man around here, and Reeve is his sworn enemy!
[On the outside, security has rushed in and pulled Adrian Tanner Jr of off "Triple B" Big Bad Bill, and Reeve and Piltdown, with C.K. Panic just beside him looking warily at Ruthless L Reeve begin to make there way up the rampway, Reeve and Piltdown chuckling at the turn of events.]
Jeremy Tucker: What a way to end the night I think this is all for tonight folks
Andrew Fulton: What a great way you should say look at Tanner posing in the ring after knocking down the champion that shows what the champ is made of
[The lights go out at Cradle Mountain as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge pop from the audience; the intelligent bright white and red lights flashes in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron, Dracons silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient look room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back (dark gray dragon with powerful crimson longed eyes that like Dracons eyes makes you feel are looking through your soul, black claws and bold white teeth. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curve that divides the ying from the yang, emanating a red energy light effect from the inside). In light-dark snap shots Dracon throws some punches and kicks, performing a martial arts traditional form, while light-dark flashes of Dracon standing and breathing strongly are shown in the moment where David Draiman says "Do You Feel Good?" Dracon continues performing a martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful katana, and the same flash of Dracon standing breathing strongly is shown again when Draiman says You should, but closer to Dracons face.
Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!
[David Draiman song voice: Ohhhhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!]
Andrew Fulton: Damn Navel do you have to say that every time Dracon shows up?
[The fireworks explode and a rain of sparks fall over Dracon, who comes out walking at the entranceway wearing an Armani Exchange navy V-Neck long-sleeves shirt and Old Navy black Cargo pants, a white rounded-neck T-shirt under (that can only be seen a little on the V-Neck), Skechers Bowling-style navy shoes, a Rolex on his left wrist, 5 thin gold & silver bracelets on his right, a ring on every finger and his dark gray Oakley sunglasses. He slowly walks to the ring looking at the fans with a sweet smile on his face. The euphoric girls yell at him trying to catch his attention. He jumps on the ring apron with both feet like a crow, grabbing the ropes with the hands right after. He enters the ring over the second rope, walks by Tanner looking at him in a bad way, goes to one of the corners and climbs to the second rope, posing to the excited people of Tasmania. Jumps back to the mat and goes to the second rope in the opposite middle side of the ring and raises his right arm to pump up the crowd. Dracon asks Frank Salazar for his microphone.]
KJ Dracon Xanathos: What is this Tanner? What the hell do you think youre doing?
[Tanner takes the mic out of Dracons hand]
Adrian Tanner: Im doing what I have to do to reach the top of this business. Im the most underrated wrestler in RSA and will not continue
[Dracon abruptly snatches the mic from Tanners hand]
KJ Xanathos: So you want a chance to reach the top of this business well the top is called the Australian Heavyweight Championship and is around Triple Bs waist so let me say this if you want Triple B you have it! And on Genesis!
[Tanner smiles and jumps excited]
Jeremy Tucker: So Tanner is going against Triple B at Genesis for the Australian Heavyweight Championship thats understandable after the #1 Contender Jake Porter was severely injured and taken away half an hour ago.
Andrew Fulton: Tanner truly deserves it
Toby Navel: Bullshit!
[Tanner is still very happy but is interrupted by Dracon]
KJ Xanathos: Whoa, whoa! Dont get so excited for this. I mean I fought your big brother Badazz Bryant Tanner on the UEA and did beat his ass so easily and Im 100% sure he's a lot better than you little brat! What makes you think you are going to get the title? Hell you couldnt even win the Tag Team titles tonight! What have you done?
[Cheers from the crowd and Tanner stops being so happy. Adrian Tanner takes the mic from Dracon once again]
Adrian Tanner: Hey DragQueen, you can try to take the fun out of this, but you wont succeed, you wont make me regret this. But see this you ask what I have done and I have done at least two things tonight and you know what? I got what I wanted. Of course the stupid people of this place OR this fed cant see farther than their noses. Who the hell do you think took out Jake Porter?!
[Dracon opens his eyes big as the crowd murmurs]
Adrian Tanner: Yes! I took him out with James help! I heard the sweet crack when I slammed that F-150 door in his neck and God knows I enjoyed it! And I did more!
Toby Navel: All Tanners are bastards! Not even Porter deserved that! Tanner took Porters chance to become the heavyweight champion right from his face!
Jeremy Tucker: And probably more than that, sadly
Andrew Fulton: Oh guys stop making a drama out of this or youre going to make me cry heheh.
Adrian Tanner: Yes I did more beating Big Bad Bills ass on tonights main event, proving that Im the man to take that gold from him!
[Dracon takes the mic from him]
KJ Xanathos: So think youre a grown up man now. Well maybe you did take Porter out but Im not quite sure about the second one
[Dracon backs up as Triple B with a bit of blood in his forehead very furious gets into the ring behind Tanner]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner turns around and is met by a right punch to the jaw from BBB, and falls to the mat surprised!
Andrew Fulton: Get up Tanner!
Toby Navel: Triple B takes Tanner up and tosses him to the ropes, quickly Triple B himself jumping to the ropes and bouncing off of them, meeting Tanner in the center of the ring with a corkscrew spear! Holy shit!
[Crowd reacts chanting Triple B! Triple B! Triple B!. Tanner rolls out of the ring]
Jeremy Tucker: Sweet Jesus! The Unfettered Might!
Andrew Fulton: Meh.
Toby Navel: Triple B took out Tanner with The Unfettered Might! And now Triple B stands face to face with Dracon! Why is that?!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont know. This is the first time Triple B and Dracon are face to face!
Andrew Fulton: You know about the rumors right?
Toby Navel & Jeremy Tucker: What rumors?!
Andrew Fulton: Oh you guys dont know, how sad.
Jeremy Tucker: Youre not going to tell us right? Son of a bitch.
[Dracon put the mic near his mouth and prepares to talk]
KJ Xanathos: I want to wish the best of luck to all Australian competitors at Genesis and luck to you too Triple B.
[Dracon smirks and slowly gets out of the ring. Looks at Tanner who's standing at mid ramp; still feeling the pain of the spear and tells him to have fun. Dracon walks up the ramp as The Headless Children by WASP starts to sound]
Toby Navel: What are the rumors Fulton? Dont be a prick.
Andrew Fulton: So we have Adrian Tanner Jr. Vs. Triple B for the Australian Heavyweight Championship at Genesis! That means we probably will have a new champion after Genesis!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont think so.
[Triple B looks at Tanner from the ring, takes his Australian Heavyweight Championship belt on his shoulder and stands up in the second rope, inciting Tanner to try to take it. Tanner keeps backing up to the backstage and points at Triple B threatening him with insults as the show fades out]
