No Mans Land : V1Ep13

[The scene opens up to show a jam packed Dandenong Basketball Stadium, Get Free by the Vines hits, and the camera pans through the arena, showing all the fans jumping up and down going wild, holding there signs up, some of which include : "The Age of Mars!", "A drawing of a beautiful naked women from the top up, but with the faces of the Hellhounds where the breasts should be reading "Puppies Rule!", there is another fan with a drawing, this one in the front row, and it has a picture of Hero drawn, with his lips firmly planted of Cobryn's ass, who is bent over like a plumber, "Stan is the Man", "Stein for Champ", "Collective kick butt", "Farewell Triple B", "Reeve sucks", "Syberus owns", "Piltdown is a fluke" and lastly a sign with a pair of panties attached to them reading "Jennifer Hanson's panties right here!" with an arrow pointing to the panties.]



[The lights go out with the effect of a power problem in the Dandenong Basketball Stadium as the first strong drums of "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed sounds all over the arena, causing a huge standing ovation from the audience; the intelligent bright white and red lights flash in compass with the strong drums of the rock song. In the Aus-tron we see two big Amber scary dragon eyes, and when they close, the “KJX” letters shows up in red]



[The camera has time enough to show us some of the cutest girls screaming “KJX, KJX, KJX” like obsessive fans. In the Aus-tron shots of KJ Xanathos winning Oscars, Grammies, Emmys and MTV Video Music Awards are shown right before Dracon’s silhouette is seen in the partial darkness of an ancient looking room with a giant sculpture on the stone gray back wall, inspired on the tattoo Dracon has on his back; a dark gray dragon with black claws, white teeth and powerful crimson longed eyes that, like Dracon’s eyes, makes you feel they are looking through your soul. The dragon is grabbing with his paws an ancient ying-yang made on stone that is like breaking along the curved line that divides the “ying” from the “yang”, emanating a red “energy” light effect from the inside. Dracon is shown looking down in the Aus-tron, bathed in sweat or water, breathing heavily, with his beautiful black hair pulled back in a Scottish ponytail-Jericho like and wearing his black clothes; leather pants with a fire dragon design on the right leg and an eclipsed fire sun on the butt, gothic mid-high side belted boots, elbow pads with mixed fire style, wrist bands, mid-fingers out glove in right hand and red tapes on left hand fingers]

David Draiman’s voice: “Do you feel good?”

[Clips of Dragon winning cups and trophies in important martial arts tournaments are show and in light-dark snap shots Dracon throws strong punches and vicious kicks, performing a mixed styles form with unique concentration. Now a close up to KJX’ face]

David Draiman’s voice: “You should!”

[KJX is seen competing in some extreme sports like snowboarding, sky surfing, skateboarding, skiing, skydiving, rock climbing and bungee jumping. Dracon continues performing the martial arts form in light-dark snap shots, but this time using a beautiful “katana”, jumps high in the air and slashes vertically, cutting in two parts the “screen”]

David Draiman’s voice: “Ohhhhhh Ahhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh”

[Pyros explodes in the rafters and Dracon walks in; wearing an Old Navy muscle shirt, Quiksilver rusty green jeans, Sketchers navy bowling shoes and silver gothic rings in every finger of his hand (one of them being The Dynasty ring)]

David Draiman’s voice: “Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhhh!”

[Crosses his arm in front of his chest while flames erupts behind him. Dracon raise up in the air his arms crossed and X lines of fireworks explodes in the back three times]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what’s left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me”

[While Dracon slowly walks to the ring, smiling and saluting a few girls and fans of the audience, the Aus-tron shows a gallery of small clips of Dracon’s matches in SCW, UEA, UWA, MCW, IPW, Hardcore Scandinavia and the IWA, decimating several wrestlers and holding up or wearing the SCW Golden Gate Championship, the UWA Unified Internet/UK Championship, the UEA World Junior Championship, the UWA International Heavyweight Championship, the MCW US Heavyweight Championship and the IPW Junior Heavyweight Championship]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no!
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me”

[Dracon gets in the ring first jumping in the apron with both feet at the same time, like a crow, and grabbing the top rope to front flip inside the squared circle]

David Draiman’s voice:
“Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me”

[Dracon walks to the corner and stands up in the second rope looking at the fans and raising up his right hand. Dracon steps down and asks Frank Salazar for the microphone]

Toby Navel: ENTER THE DRAGON!

Jeremy Tucker: How did I know you were going to say that?

Andrew Fulton: Because he says it every damn time you moron! Get some new material!

KJX: Hello and thanks to all you great fans for coming out tonight! What a great show we’ve got tonight, coming right off the heels of the even greater show that was “One Wild Night.” Tonight, we’ve got a great rivalry match between Hero and the lone CWA Tag Champion Ruthless L Reeve, The Hellhounds looking to tear apart “the house that the Hounds built” against Messiah and Stan “The Tank” Wilson, Mars denfends his Statewide Title against Syberus, with all the good, comes some bad, and unfortunatly the Dan Stein Vs Adam Seven match wont be taking place, due to some contractual problems with Adam Seven, we apolagize to both Dan Stein and all his fans for this, but something tells me we will be seeing him around here tonight anyway, and with some luck it wont be too long before we have Adam Plummer back on your screens, but our great main event for the Australian Heavywe...…

[Dracon is interrupted as the lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe lightshow pointed at the Aus-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words

Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke

The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black]

KJX: What is this no…

["Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen as the house lights come up and the stage lights begin a strobe effect. Adrian Tanner and Brandon Fernandez (carrying a sign with “ 12/31 = The new 4/15” ) appear from behind the curtain. Adrian has a mic in his hand as they walk to the ring.]

KJX: Just what the hell do you think your doing?

[Adrian steps into the ring and steps right up into Dracon’s face. Both men trying to stare down the other. ¾ of the crowd boos Adrian while a small cult following cheers him.]

KJX: I said… Just what the hell do you think your doing?

[Adrian remains unmoved, staring a hole through Dracon.]

KJX: I said….

Adrian: Shut up.

KJX: Excuse…

Adrian: Shut up.

[Adrian backs off a few feet before continuing.]

Adrian: Relax Drags, I just came out here for a little talk. Talk about what, you ask? Well, see, there’s been something on the back of mind for a while now. Something that I’ve let go for far too long. See, in preparation for my rematch for the title I never should’ve lost I had a lot of time to do some concentrating. Granted, it was hard to do that with Fluke Piltdown rambling on about nothing every five minutes, but I managed to do it anyways. During that time, I had a realization, and epiphany of sorts, and suddenly everything made sense. See, I’ve been blaming Fluke for all my problems the last couple of days, but then I realized there’s no one else to blame…

KJX: Well, I’m glad you’ve realized that you were…

Adrian: Ahem…. There’s no one else to blame, except you!

KJX: Me…

Adrian: Shut up! You’ve had it out for me since day one in this company Dracon, all because of my brother. Because you know you didn’t beat my brother for a certain title, and I’ve called you on it time and time again, you want to make my life miserable. I’ve tried to do the right thing here. I’ve let all the bullshit cracks at my family slide off my back, all the horrible calls go, but what happened last week was a travesty and YOU’RE to blame for it! You signed the match! You brought that drunken idiot ref! It’s your fault that title that Fluke’s carrying around isn’t where it belongs around MY waist!

[Brandon positions himself behind Dracon in the ring]

I’m done being a nice guy Drags. You screwed me over, and soon, you’re gonna f***ing pay for it! When? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see wont you?

KJX: Really? Well you listen here you little snot nosed…ooh!

[From behind Brandon nails Dracon in the back with the loaded sign, sending the commish to the mat in a heap.]

Adrian: No, you’re going to listen “Commish.” That…was only a taste of what’s to come for your bitch ass! No one screwes with me and gets away with it. No one!

[Adrian slams the mic down on Dracon as “Stereotype” hits again and he and Brandon high five each other before sliding out of the ring and up the ramp.]

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a way to kick of the show, folks, im Jeremy Tucker, and im joined by Toby Navel and Andrew Fulton, and WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!!!

---------

[Fade in to the parking lot in the backstage area. A taxi pulls up, and Tara climbs out. She’s dressed in a red T-shirt that fits fairly tightly and jeans. She pays the cab as it drives off. She then goes to the door for the backstage entrance, but is stopped by security.]

Security: Sorry, mamn, but you aren’t allowed back here without a pass.

[Tara reaches into her purse and pulls out a small, laminated card.]

Tara: I have a pass. I paid for it.

[The guard checks the pass.]

Security: Fair enough. Enjoy the show.

Tara: Thank you. By the way, I’m looking for a certain wrestler. You know where Hero is?

Security: Probably warming up for his match. You’ll find him back there somewhere, I’m sure.

Tara: Thanks.

[Tara walks in as the camera fades to…]

---------

[The scene switches to show Fifi walking down the corridor, she stops outside a door that has Syberus written on it.]

Fifi : Well, here i am, outside the locker room of former Ring Syndicate World Cruiserweight Champion Syberus. Lets go and see if we can get a word with him before his big Statewide title match with Mars.

[Fifi knocks and then just walks in, and the room is a mess. The chairs are all over the place, with papers scattered everywhere, and Syberus is lying prone in the middle of a smashed table.]

Fifi : Ohhh my god! What is going on in this place. HELP! We need some help in here!

[Scene switches back to the commentating booth.]

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, someone just did a number on Syb!

Andrew Fulton : You think so?

Toby Navel : I wonder if he is going to be all right to compete?

Jeremy Tucker : Well, we'll find out after this break folks, cause that match is due up next!
Quote
Share

Apr 28, 2004#2
Jeremy Tucker: Alright, folks, our next match is coming up, and what a great match it looks to be in Syberus against the reigning Australian Statewide champ, Mars. More importantly, can Syberus recover from the vicious attack he took backstage enough to win this one?

Andrew Fulton: Y’know, first it was Hero, then Troy Bishop, now Syberus. IS THERE A PATTERN HERE PEOPLE?!

Toby Navel: It certainly looks as though there is someone stalking members of the Collective.

Andrew Fulton: And God help whoever is crazy enough to do this to them.

Jeremy Tucker: Here’s Frank Salazar with the call.

Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Ring Syndicate Australia Statewide title!! First, coming to the ring area…

[“This Celluloid Dream” by AFI starts to play, and the crowd give a loud pop as the opening chords play out.

After a few moments, Syberus makes his was through the curtain and onto the stage, where he pauses for a second or two to look around at the crowd. He then quickly strides down the ramp and enters the ring.

Syberus visits all four turnbuckles, giving a raised index finger salute on each one. As his music dies down the referee begins to check his pads and boots.]

Frank Salazar: From San Jose, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the challenger….SYBERUS!!!!!! AND…..

[The house lights dim as ‘Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I’m the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]

The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.

[[I’m suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I’m the infection and famine]]
[[That’s knocking at your door]]

As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.

[[That’s why you’re feeling so…]]

Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.

[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know I’m…]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]

Mars stops at ringside, points to Syberus and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.

Frank Salazar: From parts unknown, weighing in at 340 pounds….he is the reigning Ring Syndicate Australia Statewide champion….The God of War, MARS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker: What an interesting contrast of styles tonight. It should be fun seeing if an accomplished cruiserweight like Syberus has what it takes to take down a behemoth like Mars.

Andrew Fulton: Well, “Pure Confidence” holds nothing to a guy like Mars with a bona-fide mean streak!

Toby Navel: And it looks like we are going to find out in a hurry!

[Syberus charges Mars, and lands a series of quick punches and kicks. Mars looks a bit dazed. Syberus gets in close, and Mars slaps on an illegal chokehold.]

JT: Referee D.J. DeMarco doesn’t like this!

ONE……


TWO……


THREE……


FOUR……

[DeMarco demands Mars let him out of the choke. Mars releases and Syberus gasps for breath.]

Toby Navel: I don’t even think Mars cares if he chokes out Syberus and loses. He looks like he just wants to kill him!

Andrew Fulton: Hey! You can choke the guy out, get DQ’d, and still keep your title? Sounds like he is playing it smart!!

[Mars chokes Syberus again. DeMarco counts:]


ONE…


TWO…


THREE…


FOUR….

[Mars releases and lets out a little smile, as DeMarco admonishes him. Syberus is gasping for air, trying to recover himself.]

Jeremy Tucker: This man has no incentive to win. He just wants to hurt Syberus. He could care less if he wins or not!

[Mars grabs for Syberus for yet another choke, but Syberus leans into him and flips him over for an armdrag takedown. Syberus hits a kneedrop on the arm. Syberus with several quick boots to the arm.]

Toby Navel: Quick is the best way to go. In and out, stick and move.

Andrew Fulton: Is that what your boyfriend tells you?

[Mars gets up, Syberus quick to continue the flurry of punches and kicks. He backs Mars into a corner.]

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus appears to be gaining back momentum!

[Syberus backs Mars into a corner, and hits him with a barrage of punches, keeping Mars down.]

Toby Navel: Syberus is wisely moving quick on the big man, making sure he can’t get a move in!

[Syberus grabs Mars for an Irish Whip, but Mars pulls him back into a chokehold. Mars lifts Syberus over his head in a 2-handed chokehold. DeMarco counts:]


ONE…


TWO…

[Mars walks Syberus toward the center of the ring.]


Andrew Fulton: I’m tellin’ya. Mars is playing it smart! Look at the power!!

THREE…


FOUR…

[Syberus holds on, and kicks Mars in the groin. The ref did not see it, however.]

Jeremy Tucker: Smart move by Syberus, giving that low blow to Mars, illegal though it may be.

Andrew Fulton: It’s about the only way to take this behemoth down!

[Mars is down to one knee. Syberus nails a low dropkick to Mars’ head. Mars goes down. The cover:]


ONE……



TWO…..




[Forceful kickout at 2. Mars throws Syberus up and over about a foot in the air.]

Andrew Fulton: You can put Mars down, but a big man like that has a long way to go before you can pin him!

[Syberus picks up Mars slowly. Syberus goes for an armbar, Mars reverses and gives Syberus an Irish Whip into the ropes. Mars misses a big boot as Syberus slides Mars’ legs, and quickly gets up. Syberus nails Mars with a bulldog.]

Jeremy Tucker: Some very smart moves by the former Cruiserweight champ.

Toby Navel: If he can keep this up, he should be able to beat Mars with quick combos.

Andrew Fulton: Bah! It’s going to take a lot more than quick moves to take this big man down. All it takes is one move…

Jeremy Tucker: Syberus is in control for the moment…

[Mars is down. Syberus works the head and neck with repeated knee drops.]

Toby Navel: Syberus is doing a fine job in keeping the big man off-balance.

[Syberus picks up Mars and sets up what appears to be a DDT, but Mars reverses it into a suplex.]

Andrew Fulton: I told you, you can’t keep the big man down!

[Mars quickly hovers over Syberus, and begins a hard stomp on the foot, the knee, then the arm, then the head…]

Toby Navel: My god, that looks like the Garvin Stomp!

Andrew Fulton: Perhaps the hokiest move in all of wrestling.

Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, could be, but it seems to be working!

[After Mars hits all of the stomps, he picks up Syberus. Syberus reverses, and with a quick move out of nowhere, he hits the Highlight Cutter.]

Jeremy Tucker: Whoa! The Highlight Cutter! Syberus is going for the pin! We may see a new champ!!

Andrew Fulton: Dammit, Mars, get up!!

[The cover:]


ONE……..






TWO…….






[Kickout by Mars at a near 3. Mars looks like he is getting angry.]


Jeremy Tucker: Mars looks a little slower, but he look like he is getting a little mad after Syberus has been taking it to him in this match.

Andrew Fulton: Never, EVER, make Mars angry.

[Mars gets animated and aggressively moves towards Syberus. He grabs Syberus and throws him about 4 feet.]

Toby Navel: Look at the power of this lumbering giant!

[Mars moves in immediately on Syberus. He grabs Syberus and gives him a savage forearm over the back. Syberus goes down hard. Mars picks up Syberus, but Syberus, gives him a hard boot to the midsection. Mars keels over, and Syberus hooks his arm...]

Jeremy Tucker: He looks like he’s going for Pure Confidence! If he can hit this one, it’s over!

Andrew Fulton: No way. He’ll never get it off.

[Mars powers out of the hold, grabs Syberus and pulls him around for a sidewalk slam.]

Toby Navel: Man, Mars has too much power. Syberus looks like he has had it…

[Mars picks up Syberus and throws him up over his shoulder, and slams him down…]

Jeremy Tucker: THE APOCALYPSE!! No!! Mars just nailed him with it!!

[The cover:]



ONE…….







TWO……..







THREE!!!


Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah!! I told you!

Frank Salazar: The winner of this match, and still Ring Syndicate Australia Statewide champion, MARS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker: It seems Syberus just couldn’t keep up with the big man Mars tonight.

Toby Navel: That backstage attack might have just been too much to overcome.

Jeremy Tucker: Now wait just a second…

[Mars grabs a groggy Syberus and puts a chokehold on him. He throws him to the corner. Mars grabs him again and tosses him rather effortlessly.

Jeremy Tucker: This match is over! The ref needs to do something!

[Mars grabs the ref and sends him over. He continues to throw around Syberus.]

Andrew Fulton: What were you saying about the ref? Hoo-hah! You make Mars mad, this is what happens!

Jeremy Tucker: Oh my God! Mars is out of control! He’s just rag-dolling Syberus in the ring, what the hell is going on??!!

Toby Navel: Somebody’s coming!

Jeremy Tucker: It’s Hero!!!

[Hero runs down the ramp, and into the ring. He grabs Mars, who is not aware he is there.]

Jeremy Tucker: HERO RISE!! HERO RISE!!! Mars is down!!!

Andrew Fulton: C’mon! Is this necessary people?

Toby Navel: You were okay with it when Mars was illegally….

Andrew Fulton: Shut up, you third rate nobody.

[Syberus, still a bit groggy, gets up and sees Hero. Mars is out cold, laying on his back. Hero and Syberus start to kick at Mars.]

Toby Navel: Hero came out to save Syberus, and now they’re going to get a little payback!!

[Hero and Syberus pick up Mars, and Syberus grabs him…]

Jeremy Tucker: PURE CONFIDENCE!! Oh man, are Hero and Syberus sticking it to the big man Mars now!!

[Hero and Syberus take turns pummeling on Mars.]

Jeremy Tucker: Wait a second…

Andrew Fulton: What now?!

Jeremy Tucker: It’s Dan Stein and Domino!! The Punisher is coming down, and they’re both in a hurry to get to the ring!

Andrew Fulton: What the hell is Stein doing here? Is half of Australia to follow here?! This is ridiculous!

Toby Navel: Who knows what he’s up to, as he and Mars have a hatred of each that goes way back!

[Stein goes to one side of the ring, and Domino to the other. Stein hits the ring facing Hero…]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh my God!! Stein just nailed Hero with the Peacemaker, and sent Hero flying out of the ring!! He looks like he is going after Syberus!!!

[…and Domino stands on the apron, waving at Syberus. Syberus does not know what to make of Domino standing there. Domino smiles at Syberus, and points behind him. Syberus turns around, and Dan Stein is waiting for him. He nails Syberus with a boot to the midsection.]

Jeremy Tucker: HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!! Stein hits his finisher on Syberus!! What an absolute mess!

[Mars gets up. Stein jaws some words at a down Syberus, then looks up at Mars. They stare intensely at each other. Domino has the Statewide title in her hand, and hands it to Mars. Stein and Domino then roll out of the ring and walks to the backstage area. Syberus manages to roll out of the ring, near to Hero who is still on the outside. Mars stands alone in the ring holding the Statewide title high to a mixed reaction of the crowd.]

Andrew Fulton: I don’t know what to make of all of this…what the hell would an idiot like Stein be doing helping Mars out?

Toby Navel: It seems Stein has bigger issues with Syberus and Hero, and we’re going to find out what this is all about and soon!!

----------

Toby Navel: Where's Tucker?

Andrew Fulton: In the can. Someone slipped him a super strength Ex-Lax. And by someone, I meant me.

Toby Navel: I figured. Folks, at One Wild Night a new heavyweight champion was crowned in Canada!

Andrew Fulton: Whoop-dee-do.

A screenshot of the CWA section of the RS website is shown, the main page graphic being Sam Piltdown holding the title in victory under the header: "A Big F**king Upset!" The shot returns to Navel and Fulton.]

Toby Navel: And right now, the new champ will be out here to speak to all the fans.

Andrew Fulton: Unless he speaks idiot, he's gonna need a translater.

[The crowd is loud and rowdy as the camera pans around the arena. Suddenly, "Sledghammer" by Peter Gabriel starts playing as CK Panic, decked out in his usual suit and tie walks to the ring with a chipper attitude. The crowd cheers for him, more really for the idea that Sam Piltdown is close behind.]

Andrew Fulton: Either I'm hammered, or Piltdown looks waaay different.

Toby Navel: That's CK Panic and you ARE hammered.

Andrew Fulton: Glad we cleared that up. You watch though, I'll be sober by the next match.

[CK bounds into the ring and demands a microphone.]

CK Panic: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm out here for two reasons. One, we could all use a little more Peter Gabriel in our lives.

Andrew Fulton: Your taste in music sucks!

CK Panic: Two, I wanted to be the first man out here to officially introduce---

[The crowd cheers loud in anticipation, which makes CK smile.]

CK Panic: ---officially introduce the man I guided, the man I proudly trained to be a wrestler.....YOUR CWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SAM PILTDOWN!

[The crowd keeps it going as "Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence starts blaring through the arena. They cheer as Sam Piltdown arrives out of the entranceway. He's clad in his wrestling boots, jeans, and his "One Awesome Motherf**ker" t-shirt. Strapped around his waist is the CWA Heavyweight Title. He smiles and waves at all the people, slapping some hands and enjoying the spotlight.]

Toby Navel: There he is, the new CWA Heavyweight Champion.

Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, really? I've only been hearing about it nonstop since One Wild Night!

[Sam slides in the ring and looks over at CK, who's tapping his foot and checking his watch. Sam just turns and gets on a turnbuckle, unstrapping the title and holding it up. He finally joins CK in the center of the ring and is given the microphone.]

Sam Piltdown: C'mon people, cheer it up! You don't want Canada cheering louder than you do for your champion, do ya?

Andrew Fulton: Canada cheers for anything. Well...except for The Rock. But hell, if The Rock said he was Canadian, they'd love him instantly.

[The crowd gets whipped back up a bit as Sam laughs.]

Sam Piltdown: I'm kiddin'. Actually, I'm nursing a little bit of a hangover, so quiet is fine. And considering I only went out drinking the night before last, I know I had fun!

Toby Navel: Good Lord.

Andrew Fulton: You can't blame a guy for enjoying a good drink, dumbass!

Toby Navel: At least put the bottle down while you say that!

Andrew Fulton: From my cold, dead hands ya puss!

Sam Piltdown: In fact, I took some of those pills for hangovers before I got on the plane. Those f**kers make you drowsy, now. I was so out that I woke up in the airport here with a doctor leanin' over me going "I call time of death at YAAH!" He didn't enjoy the gift of a free heart attack too much.

[The fans laugh a little and cheer for Sam.]

Sam Piltdown: But I was thinking before getting on the plane about leaving home. About how I'm making a living away from the people I'm closest to. And I sat there in the terminal mentally comparing notes about my time here. Should I have stayed in the States?

[The fans boo.]

Sam Piltdown: Should I have stopped trying after losing so much? Was I not good enough?

[The fans maintain the booing.]

Sam Piltdown: Was it worth it?

[The boos turn to cheers and CK claps for Sam as well. Sam raises up the title and puts it on his right shoulder.]

Sam Piltdown: Goddamn right it was! I finally made it and it feels great! And I am proud to be YOUR champion, too! Y'all, I'm from the South of the U.S. And after spending time here, it's like I never left home. Same feel, different accent, all sorts of other colorful sh*t! You're my kind of people, and I hope I'm your kind of champion, 'cause we'll be seein' a LOT more of each other! I gotta go get ready, so I'll see y'all later. Peace out, motherf*kers!

[The crowd cheers loud for their champ as he and CK leave for the back.]

Jeremy Tucker: I'm back, what'd I miss?

Andrew Fulton: Not much. Here, have a mint.

----------

Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

["I Put a Spell on You" by Marilyn Manson hits and Jonnie leads The Hellhounds down to the ring led by their chain dog collars.]

Frank Salazar: Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their manager Hardcore Jonnie Valentine… Hailing from the land of ravish and honey, and coming in at a combined weight of 610 lbs, The Ring Syndicate Tag Team Champions, Cerberus and Psycho, The HELLHOUNDDSSS!!!

Andrew Fulton: Yes, the World Tag Team Champions are here in the house, and listen to my kindred the Purgatory Puppies go wild.

[Fans all around the arena are screaming and hooting, brandishing weapons of all kind in the air.]

Toby Navel: The puppies are getting more resourceful every week.

A group of fans in the front have just thrown a shopping cart full of weapons over the safety barrier.]

Jeremy Tucker: How in the world did they get that through security?

[Fulton just leans back and smiles.]

Jeremy Tucker: Fulton are you saying you had something to do with this?

Andrew Fulton: I not saying a thing.

[They continue to walk down the ramp. Psycho picks up the shopping cart of weapons and tosses it into the ring. They both slide into the ring and stand on they pose for the crowd from tons of cheers from the fans.]

Jeremy Tucker: The crowd has really erupted for the World Champions.

Frank Salazar: And introducing their opponents.

["Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice begins playing over the PA.]

Frank Salazar: Coming in at 6’ 10” tall, weighing a whopping 315 lbs, Stan ‘the Tank’ Wilsoonnn!!!

[Wilson begins making his way to the ring.]

Toby Navel: Look at the intensity on the Tank’s face.

Jeremy Tucker: I’m sure Stan thinks he is going be facing four on one odds in this match.

Andrew Fulton: I have it on very good authority it will only be three on one.

Jeremy Tucker: What are you talking about Fulton?

Toby Navel: There can't be a tag team match with only 3 people!

[‘Step up to me’ by Sevendust begins to play as the lights dim.]

Frank Salazar: And his partner from the sands of Egypt, weighing in at 265 lbs, Messiaahhh!!!

[After a moment or two the lights come back up and no sign of Messiah.]

Andrew Fulton: I told you, but no you didn’t want to believe little old me.

Jeremy Tucker: It looks like even after everything he said this week, Messiah still sold Wilson down the River.

Toby Navel: River, what the hell are you talking about?

Andrew Fulton: It means Dumb ass, that Messiah set Wilson up. God, you are so stupid sometimes.

[Wilson is just staring up the ramp in disbelief as the Hellhounds start to make their way out of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: No need to be rude, Fult… Wait what this!

[Messiah climbs up from under the ring and sneaks up behind the Hellhounds. He is holding a hockey stick in his hand!]

Jeremy Tucker: It was all a set-up.

[Messiah cracks Cerberus in the knee with the stick, then does the Tackle Slam.]

Andrew Fulton: No, he said Messiah was taken care of.

[The ref is trying to get everyone back in their corners.]

Toby Navel: Who said Messiah was taken care of?

[The ref begins pushing Wilson out of the ring.]

Andrew Fulton: I’m not saying another word.

Jeremy Tucker: Okay, then. Back to the action.

[Psycho comes up behind Messiah, and hits him in the back with a pool stick. Cerberus also grabs a small cookie sheet from the cart and smacks Wilson in the back of the head.]

Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds has gotten the advantage back. Wait, who's at the ramp?

[The lights begin to dim as a figure can be seen in shadow.]

Andrew Fulton: Yah, I knew it!

[The Ramp lights go out, and when they come on, two tables are set up. On each table, a black shirt is seen hanging from the tables. The first shirt says ‘Messiah’ and the second reads ‘Big Stan’.]

Toby Navel: What's that mean?

Jeremy Tucker: I don't know, but Psycho just speared Wilson with enough power to knock out a small moose!

[Messiah is now into the duffel bag, and out of it he pulls a 2x4, wrapped in what looks to be barbed wire.]

Toby Navel: Oh, no. I'm gonna be sick.

[The ref not having any luck getting the match under control calls for the bell.]

Jeremy Tucker: Well it looks like referee Jimmy Nor is just going to let this match go as is.

[Cerberus then attacks Messiah from behind with a steel chair, and throws him outside the ring. Psycho has Wilson in a Dragon Sleeper in the middle of the ring, and Wilson looks to be fading fast.]

Andrew Fulton: Psycho with a nice Dragon sleeper, but Messiah is getting the better of Cerberus.

[Messiah hits Cerberus with fierce double ax handles, then rams his head into the shopping cart. He brings the 2x4 into the ring, and smacks Psycho in the forehead with it, busting him open.]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh, not good.

Andrew Fulton: AGAIN Psycho is bleeding.

[Cerberus enters the ring, turns Messiah around, and executes a falling forward powerbomb. Psycho gets up, but Wilson grabs his leg from the mat and trips him. He falls face first on the 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire.]

Andrew Fulton: That's not good.

Jeremy Tucker: I'm gonna be sick.

[Cerberus grabs Wilson by his arm and pulls him up. Then, he tries the Falling Forward Powerbomb, but Messiah gets up and nails Cerberus with a clothesline.]

Jeremy Tucker: Nice clothesline.

[Psycho gets up, and both Messiah and Wilson attack him with a high-low tackle. Then, they both splash Cerberus in the corner!]

Andrew Fulton: No! Wilson and Messiah can’t be winning they hate each other.

[Wilson tries to pin Psycho.]

Jeremy Tucker: Cover… One… Tw… Kick-out!

[Cerberus grabs Wilson by his head and whips him upside down into the ropes. Wilson gets stuck in the tree of woe, and Cerberus goes to the other corner.]

Jeremy Tucker: What is Cerberus gonna do?

Andrew Fulton: I don't wanna know.

[Cerberus then runs and does a baseball slide right into Wilson’s forehead. More blood is seen, this time from Wilson.]

Toby Navel: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! But I'm gonna be sick.

[Messiah runs to Cerberus, but is then speared by Psycho. Cerberus climbs to the top rope and does a 450: Splash, connecting with Messiah.]

Andrew Fulton: I think the Hellhounds have this one in their hands.

Jeremy Tucker: Look, Wilson is up!

[Wilson is trying to clear the cobwebs.]

Toby Navel: Oh my God! Psycho has just wrapped some of the barbed-wire around Messiah’s face.

[Psycho sits down into the camel clutch.]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh no, what’s going happen now?

[Cerberus runs into the ropes rebounding off of them.]

Andrew Fulton: Oh yeah, Baseball slide right into Messiah’s mush.

[Blood is starting to flow pretty freely from Messiah’s head now.]

[Wilson looks at Psycho standing in front of him, with his back turned. Wilson runs, fast, and rams him in the spine with a head butt!]

Jeremy Tucker: What a hit!

[Cerberus turns around, and Wilson levels him with a Lariat. Messiah gets up, and goes into the duffel bag.]

Toby Navel: Messiah with a…

[Psycho is up, and he grabs Messiah, and performs a Gargoyle Suplex.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Cerberus grabs a table.]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh, crap.

Andrew Fulton: The Hellhounds are coming back.

[Cerberus set the table up, and he climbs the top rope. Wilson comes charging at the turnbuckle, and Cerberus hit him with a top rope huricanranna, through the table!]

Fulton/Tucker/Navel: Wwhhhaaaattttt!

[Psycho picks Messiah up and does a perfect Tombstone piledriver, planting him right on the mat hard. Cerberus tries a pin on Messiah.]

Jeremy Tucker: Cover… One… Two… Th… Save by Wilson

Toby Navel: For all their hatred, Messiah and Wilson are working very well together.

[Wilson pulls Cerberus's foot. He then gets up. As Psycho runs towards him, he hits Psycho with what seems to be a crystal water pitcher, busting the pitcher over Psycho's head.]

Andrew Fulton: Where did he get that from?

[The replay shows Wilson going through the table. It then shows him crawling to ringside, and grabbing the pitcher out of the shopping cart.]

Andrew Fulton: A Hellhounds weapon used against them.

[Wilson is dragging Psycho to his feet.]

Jeremy Tucker: Wilson sends Psycho into the ropes.

Toby Navel: Big Stan goes for a back body drop… Wait.

[Psycho has just flipped over Wilson.]

Andrew Fulton: All right!!

[Psycho is up on Messiah’s shoulders.]

Jeremy Tucker: Incredible Rana Driver by Psycho.

[Messiah rolls out of the ring.]

Toby Navel: The Hellhounds showing why they are the World Champions.

[Wilson rolls out of the ring to check on Messiah.]

Jeremy Tucker: Valentine has just leveled Wilson with a steel chair.

[Psycho grabs Wilson’s arms and drags them into the ring while Valentine hold his legs on the outside.]

Toby Navel: The puppies have just tossed Cerberus a chain.

[Cerberus begins lashing Wilson’s back.]

Toby Navel: Oh my God!

Jeremy Tucker: You said it Toby these Hellhounds are vicious.

[Messiah is back up and he begins digging around in the duffle bag.]

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah pulls a trash can lid out of the bag.

Toby Navel: Messiah’s setting Cerberus up for the spear.

[Cerberus rolls into the ring, and searches the duffel bag. Out of it he pulls a baseball bat. He rolls back out of the ring, and cracks Wilson with it. Messiah comes around the corner.]

Toby Navel: Spear!!

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah with the cover… On…

Andrew Fulton: Save by Psycho!!

Jeremy Tucker: Is this ever going to end???

[Psycho grabs Messiah in a Release Northern Light Suplex.]

Toby Navel: Valentine and Psycho are moving to check on Cerberus.

[Wilson has grabbed a stop sign out of the duffle bag.]

Andrew Fulton: What else is in that damn bag?

Toby Navel: No kidding, what’s next a kitchen sink… Wait.

Jeremy Tucker: The Tank has climbed to the top rope.

[Valentine and Psycho still do not see Wilson.]

Andrew Fulton: NNOOO!!!

Jeremy Tucker: Wilson connects off the top rope with that stop sign.

Toby Navel: How in the world did he do that?

[Wilson begins dragging Psycho up the ramp to those mystery tables.]

Jeremy Tucker: This does not look good for Psycho.

[Cerberus is back to his feet and moving to the safety barrier.]

Toby Navel: Did you see that? One of the puppies just handed Cerberus a sock.

Andrew Fulton: Knowing the puppies it’s probably filled with batteries.

[Cerberus begins moving up the ramp towards Wilson and Psycho.]

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah cuts him off.

[Cerberus nails Messiah in the side of the head with the sock.]

Andrew Fulton: What a hit!

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah is down.

[Wilson has Psycho set up for the Powerbomb on the Table.]

Andrew Fulton: Hurry Cerberus!

[Wilson crashes Psycho into the table.]

Tucker/ Fulton/ Navel: WWHHHAAAATTTTT!!!

[Wilson stares down at the unbroken table as Cerberus crashes into him.]

Jeremy Tucker: Valentine is back to his feet dragging Messiah to the top of the ramp.

[Cerberus starts hitting Wilson with body punches, but then Wilson does a strong head butt to Cerberus’s nose.]

Toby Navel: Wilson with the cover… One… Two… Three…

Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners…

Andrew Fulton: No! The ref is signaling ‘Two’, Cerberus got his shoulder up.

Jeremy Tucker: That was as close as it gets.

[Psycho is back up and he levels Wilson with that battery filled sock.]

Toby Navel: Valentine has Wilson laid out on the table as Psycho is climbing up the AussieTron.

[Messiah is starting to show signs of life.]

Jeremy Tucker: This is not good. THIS IS NOT GOOD!

Andrew Fulton: This is awesome. THIS IS AWESOME!!

[Psycho dives off the AussieTron.]

Toby Navel: MESSIAH JUST PULLED WILSON OUT AT THE LAST SECOND.

[Psycho is lying in a heap on the not quite broken table.]

Andrew Fulton: Good god, no!!

[Valentine is yelling for the puppies to throw him something.]

Jeremy Tucker: Look at that carnage!

[Messiah moves over towards Valentine, Wilson close behind.]

Toby Navel: Did you see that Cerberus just tripped up Big Stan?

[Wilson crashes into Messiah sending him to the floor.]

Jeremy Tucker: Messiah is back on his feet and right in Wilson’s face.

Andrew Fulton: Do it, do it! Kill each other!

[Wilson and Messiah start shoving each other, just before they start swinging they see Valentine slinking away.]

Andrew Fulton: Uh Oh!

[Cerberus is back up and he spins Wilson around.]

Andrew Fulton: Good save by Cerberus.

[Valentine is trying to move away from Messiah.]

Toby Navel: Jonnie just caught something thrown in from the crowd.]

[Valentine smashes a florescent light into the back of Wilson’s head.]

Toby Navel: On no, Jonnie just tossed what was left of the bulb to Messiah.

[Valentine drops to ground pretending to be in pain as Wilson turns around.]

Jeremy Tucker: No not like this!

Andrew Fulton: I love that Jonnie Valentine!

[Wilson begins yelling at Messiah.]

Toby Navel: Look at the smile on Valentine’s face.

[Wilson and Messiah begin shoving each other back and forth.]

Jeremy Tucker: On no!

A big boot by Wilson doubles Messiah up.]

Andrew Fulton: Oh yes!

[Wilson has Messiah set up for the Powerbomb.]

Toby Navel: Messiah crashes down right on top of Psycho.

[Valentine is back up and throwing out his hand to Wilson.]

Jeremy Tucker: No! No! No!

Andrew Fulton: Yes! Yes! Yes!

A hard right by Wilson sends Valentine rolling down the ramp.]

Jeremy Tucker: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Andrew Fulton: No! No! No!

[Messiah is back on his feet and standing right behind Wilson.]

Toby Navel: Uh Oh, the shoulder tap.

[Wilson turns right into Messiah’s fist.]

Jeremy Tucker: I guess there is far too much bad blood between these two…

Andrew Fulton (Interrupting): That’s it kill each other!!

[Wilson and Messiah start pounding away on each other.]

Toby Navel: They just went through the curtain and into the back.

[Cerberus helps Valentine and Psycho back to their feet.]

Toby Navel: What the hell is that ref doing now?

[Jimmy Nor begins a count. One… Two…]

Jeremy Tucker: Well since he has let every thing else go, I guess he’s counting an arena out.

[Three… Four…]

Toby Navel: What? This guy has to be the worst ref in Australia.

[Five… Six…]

Andrew Fulton: I love this guy.

[Valentine and the Hounds are back at ringside. Seven… Eight…]

Jeremy Tucker: The Hellhounds are digging under the ring for something.

[Nine…]

Andrew Fulton: Yeah, a table!

Toby Navel: What do they need that for?

[Ten… The ref starts calling for the bell.]

Frank Salazar: Are you serious? The winners of this match by Count-out…

[Psycho and Cerberus slide the table into the ring.]

Frank Salazar: The Hellhounndddssss…

[Cerberus grabs the ref as Psycho moves into position.]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh my God! They just Stillborn cradled the ref through the table.

Toby Navel: Not again, somebody has to stop these two.

[Valentine calls for a mic as the Hounds collect their tag titles.]

Andrew Fulton: Come on Jonnie; tell us what you want to say.

[The Hounds begin making the title belt motion around their waists.]

Hardcore Jonnie Valentine: Dustin Soutter, your next!

[Valentine tosses the mic down and all three men climb out of the ring to huge cheers.]

Jeremy Tucker: The puppies just can’t get enough of the World Champions.

Toby Navel: Who’s Dustin Soutter?

Andrew Fulton: Dumb ass!
Quote
Share

Apr 28, 2004#3
[We cross backstage to see Soutter sitting in his office, feet up on the desk, eyes closed and snoring away. There is knock as the door, but he don't hear, he just keeps on snoring, real loud, the door then opens and we see Ruthless L Reeve walking in, he stands at the open door, looking at Soutter sleeping on the job, then loudly slams the door shut, instantly waking Soutter up and sending him flying off of his chair. Soutter jumps to his feet, looking toward Reeve.]

Soutter : What do you think you are doing, ever heard of knocking? Didn't your mother teach you anything growing up?

Ruthless L Reeve : My mother taught me plenty.

Soutter : Look, i don't have time for this, i am a busy man as you can well see.

[Soutter rubs the sleep out of his eyes.]

Ruthless L Reeve : Yeah, real busy.

Soutter : So, what do you want?

Ruthless L Reeve (passing Soutter some papers) : Here, the Commissioner asked me to bring these over for you to sign.

Soutter : So, your running errands now for Dracon are ya?

[Reeve looks at Soutter a bit ashamed, then hangs his head down.]

Soutter : What are they then?

Ruthless L Reeve : How would i know, i didn't read them, like you said, im just the messenger boy.

Soutter (smiling cockily at Reeve) : That you are, so go ahead then, run along like a good little messenger boy and whip these back to Dracon for me then.

[Soutter signs the paper without reading it.]

Soutter : Go on, scoot, and while your running errands, my car is out the back, the big blue caddy, make sure to give it a second coat this time.

[Reeve ignores him, quickly walking out of the room with the papers, there is a camera waiting outside the office.]

Ruthless L Reeve : (contemptuously) Buffoon. (Reeve then looks into the camera) Hero, listen up pal, its only a few short moments till i tear you limb from limb, but the problem for you, is that its just the beginning of your problems, see when we were talking earlier this week, i got to thinking, you really have been bugging me lately, and you seemed pretty cocky at the prospect of meeting the Hellhounds in a two on one handicap match, so, what do you know.

[Reeve flashes the paper Soutter just signed at the camera.]

Ruthless L Reeve : Walla! Just like magic, there you go, here's your big chance, cause next week, right here on No Mans Land, its going to be Hero, going up against The Hellhounds, two on one in a handicap match!

Good luck, peanut!

------

[Tara is walking around backstage, checking locker rooms. She’s catching stares from various workers, none of which are wrestlers quite yet. Eventually, she finds her way into Dan Stein’s locker room. Domino is half naked, getting changed. Stein is sitting in a corner collecting his thoughts.]

Tara: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m afraid I have the wrong room. I’m looking for Hero. Do you know where Hero is? I’ve been looking for him.

Domino: Haven’t seen him, dear. And I doubt he wants to be found.

[Stein gets up.]

Stein (Angrily): Did you see the name on the door?

Tara: The door was half open. No, I didn’t see it.

Stein: I could care less whether or not the door was open. Some of us have a job to do, and we don’t want to be bothered by some harlet looking to give a nobody like Hero a blowjob!

[Stein slams the door on Tara’s face.]

Tara: Dick…

[Tara continues to walk down the hallway. Eventually, she runs into Reeve.]

Tara: Reeve! How are you?

Reeve: Tara! I’m doing all right. What are you doing here?

Tara: I’m looking for Hero.

Reeve: Hero? (Shakes head) Haven’t seen him. He and I are wrestling tonight.

Tara: Against each other?

Reeve: Yep. So, naturally, he and I are staying away from each other… You come to watch?

Tara: No, I just came to see how Hero was and if he had time for dinner after the show?

Reeve: A date? With that peanut?

Tara: He’s not that bad. Kind of interesting, I think.

Reeve: Whatever. Well, why don’t you cheer for me?

Tara: Haha… Reeve, uh… I’m not a wrestling fan…

Reeve: So cheering for me won’t hurt. Come on. I’ll let you be at ringside.

Tara: No thanks. It’s nothing against you or for Hero, I’m just not a big wrestling fan.

Reeve: Suit yourself. Good luck finding him.

Tara: Good luck fighting him.

Reeve: HAH!

[Reeve takes off in a separate direction. Tara keeps searching the backstage area until she ends up back in the parking lot. She sees Mars dwelling in a corner, holding his Statewide title by his side and sipping at some drink. Tara approaches him.]

Tara: Excuse me… Do you know Hero?

[Mars turns and stares at Tara. Realizing who it is, and seeing as how she doesn’t know who he is, he smiles wily.]

Mars: You have no idea who I am, do you?

Tara: Oh, God, you aren’t going to go on some power trip, are you? I don’t watch the show. Hero’s just a friend of mine.

Mars: Oh, no, not at all. My name is Mar… Er, Mark.

Tara: Nice to meet you, Mark.

Mars: You’re looking for Ze… Uh, Hero?

Tara: Yeah, have you seen him?

Mars: No, afraid not. But I think I may know a way to find him. Follow me…

[Mars leads and Tara follows to the entrance curtain…]

----------

[Mars makes his way to the ring, with Tara in close pursuit. The crowd boos Mars, but cheers and whistles very lightly at Tara. Mars climbs in the ring and grabs a mic. Tara’s a bit more hesitant, but eventually gets into the ring.]

Mars: Hero, we have someone out here looking for you. Why don’t you come out and say hi?

[Crowd cheers, but nothing happens. Tara slinks into a corner, embarrassed.]

Mars: Come on, Hero. The lady is embarrassed. Come say hi.

[Still nothing. Hero chant starts.]

Mars: Figures. See, Hero, you’re afraid. Afraid of a woman, of all things. Coward.

[Mars turns to Tara.]

Mars: But, see, this little, naïve girl has no idea who she’s screwing with… She asks me to help find you? Well, there’s a simple answer… Tara, Hero’s going to be rotting in a grave next to his dead wife sometime soon, the way he acts.

[Mars gets uncomfortably close to Tara. Tara, scared, slinks away.]

Mars: Hero doesn’t deserve anything like this. He doesn’t even deserve to be rotting in the ground next to his wife. But, you see, once I’m done with you, Tara, Hero will get exactly what he deserves…

[Mars grabs some of Tara’s hair and sniffs it lightly…]

Mars: This will be fun…

[Tara slaps Mars. Mars smiles at the slap, and stares holes into Tara, who is trying her best not to look intimidated. He grabs Tara by the throat and throws her to the middle of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: What the hell is Mars doing? He’s going to hurt that young girl!

Andrew Fulton: YES!!! That girl should pay more attention to detail. She should have never even approached Mars.

[Mars stands over Tara, who tries to escape from under him. Mars only wraps his large hand around her neck and pulls her to her feet.]

Jeremy Tucker: He wouldn’t…

Andrew Fulton: Careful, Mars! She might pop a boob!

Jeremy Tucker: Mars is setting up for a chokeslam! He can’t do this! Where the hell is Hero? Where is anyone? Who’s going to stop this?

[Nothing Sacred begins to play. HUGE pop from the crowd as Hero comes out on the stage wearing his wrestling pants, a sleeveless Hero T-shirt, and his sunglasses.]

Andrew Fulton: Fuck…

Toby Navel : Watch your mouth Fulton, this is a family show.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero’s here! He came just in time for the young lady!

[While Mars is staring holes at Hero, still choking Tara, Hero takes his time wandering to the ring. Hero climbs in, mic in hand, and leans back into a corner.]

Hero: Chokeslam her.

Jeremy Tucker: WHAT?

Andrew Fulton: Ha! Hero is as annoyed with her as I am! I’m starting to like this kid. He likes Cobryn, thinks Reeve sucks, and hates the same people I do!

[Mars does nothing.]

Hero: What are you waiting for? Chokeslam her. Better yet, hit her with the apocalypse. See if I care.

[Mars looks at Tara, gasping for air, and back at Hero.]

Hero: Do it. Today, if you’re not in too big a hurry. I have a match to worry about.

Jeremy Tucker: What is Hero doing…?

Hero: Do it!

[Mars gives up on chokeslamming Tara. He tosses her like a paperweight towards Hero’s feet.]

Hero: Wait right there.

[Hero picks up the almost unconscious Tara and takes her out of the ring. He lays her down next to the announce table, than climbs back into the ring and picks his mic back up.]

Hero: You couldn’t do it. Mars, buddy… You’re predictable…

Jeremy Tucker: Hero planned this?

Hero: See, Mars, you felt like flexing your big “I’m a scary monster” muscle. But it’s not as much fun when someone calls your bluff, is it? I knew you wouldn’t have done a thing to her if I told you to do it.

Andrew Fulton: My like for Hero…

Jeremy Tucker: What about it?

Andrew Fulton: It’s gone now…

Hero: See, Mars, you can try with all your might to hurt somebody, but once your told to, you don’t want to do it. You’re afraid. You’re the coward. I just don’t care.

[Tara stirs at ringside. In the ring, Hero rests his right arm on the top rope and stares back at the much larger Mars.]

Hero: And one more thing…

[Hero drops his mic and jumps. Using the middle rope as a trampoline, he gains enough altitude and velocity to plant a firm right foot on Mars’s jaw. Mars falls down, and Hero picks the mic back up.]

Hero: I can still jump high!

[Crowd pops as Hero stomps on Mars. Mars, taking the kicks, manages to sweep Hero’s other leg out from under him, getting him enough time to stand. Hero returns the favor by doing a very swift kip up. Mars goes for a clothesline, which Hero ducks and returns with…]

Jeremy Tucker: The cry of Wolves! Hero’s pummeling Mars with those kicks!

Andrew Fulton: Come on, Mars, you can take that idiot.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero backs Mars into the ropes with the cry of Wolves. He throws Mars to the opposite side… Mars coming back with a clothesline… Hero Ducks… HERO RISE!!!

Andrew Fulton: Look again, schmuck!

[As Hero straightens his back in the Hero Rise, Mars rolls off of his shoulders. Hero spins around… Right into Mars’s waiting right hand.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars counters the Hero Rise, and is now setting him up for the chokeslam!

Andrew Fulton: Plant the sunnuvabitch!

[Tara stands and looks into the ring, just in time to see Hero lifted into the air and dropped flat on his back…]

Jeremy Tucker: Yeow! One of the hardest chokeslams Mars has ever given!

Andrew Fulton: Don’t fuck with a guy that big!

[Mars begins to leave the ring with his title. Hero is motionless. After Mars leaves the ring, Tara slinks in to check on Hero. She removes his sunglasses and throws them out of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: Hero’s not moving… He must have landed wrong.

Andrew Fulton: Who cares? He’s still breathing.

[Mars stops at the top of the ramp and turns back to the ring. After staring into it for a moment, he walks back down. Not knowing what else to do, Tara slinks back out of the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars is coming back to the ring… Does he plan to attack Tara?

Andrew Fulton: Yeah right. He’s done with that bitch.

[Mars picks Hero up and sets him up for an all too familiar move…]

Jeremy Tucker: Oh no…

Andrew Fulton: Oh yes!

Jeremy Tucker: No, Mars, leave him be! He’s done!

[Mars hits Hero with the Apocalypse. Hard.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars just planted Hero with the apocalypse. How the hell is Hero going to wrestle?

Andrew Fulton: Who the hell cares? We might be able to skip the boring Hero vs. Reeve match!

[Mars grabs his title and starts rubbing it across Hero’s face. Hero yells in pain, but doesn’t do much else.]

Jeremy Tucker: Mars is brutalizing Hero! This isn’t fair!

Andrew Fulton: All’s fair in love and war. And in this case, it’s an all out war!

[After a moment of rubbing Hero’s head raw, Mars takes his title and leaves the stage. Tara comes in to the ring to check on Hero, and miraculously finds he isn’t bleeding. Hero starts to stir to his feet, ignoring Tara’s presence.]

Jeremy Tucker: Hero vs. Reeve is coming up next!

Andrew Fulton: Joy…

[Fade to commercial…]
Quote
Share

Apr 28, 2004#4
{ Hero is already in the ring, resting in the corner from Mars’s attack on him. Tara is sitting on her knees in front of him, trying to make sure he doesn’t have a concussion, but Hero keeps her at a decent distance. }

Jeremy Tucker: Welcome back, folks. Hero has yet to leave the ring after the exchange between him and Mars. And pretty soon, he has a match with Reeve.

Andrew Fulton: Come back, Mars! Please! I don’t want to see this match! No one does! Kill Hero so we don’t have to!

Jeremy Tucker: Have some compassion!

Andrew Fulton: For a guy who pushes the hottest piece of ass in the entire country away? Fuck no.

Jeremy Tucker: Hmm… He has been kind of edgy with Tara’s help. Then again, Tara IS the one who forced him to get his ass kicked.

Andrew Fulton: If you don’t want to get your ass kicked and still do the girl you were protecting, then you don’t deserve the girl at all…

Frank Salazar: Ladies and Gentlemen standing at 7 feet tall and weighing in at 317 lbs. from Melbourne, Australia, this is RUTHLESS L. REEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE

{ Hot to death by Everlast starts up in the arena as the crowd anticipates the Ruthless One. Several minutes go by but Reeve fails to come out from the backstage area. }

Toby Navel: This is odd, the Ruthless One isn't making his way out.

Jeremy Tucker: Give it time, i'm sure someone forgot to tell him it's match time.

{ Once again the music of Hot to death by Everlast cues up but nothing happens again after a few seconds. Referee Jack Ripum starts to administer the ten count when we hear "We don't need another Hero" by Tina Turner in the arena. Out comes Ruthless Reeve in a Tina Turner wig with a microphone in hand as he sings at the top of the stage. }

Out of the ruins
Out from the wreckage
Can’t make the same mistake this time
We are the children
The last generation
We are the ones they left behind
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living under the fear till nothing else remains

Toby Navel: Oh my god what is this? Hero is still pretty dazed from the attack from Mars and now he's got to hear this.

Jeremy Tucker: It's the ultimate slap in the face.

We don’t need another hero
We don’t need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome
Looking for something we can rely on

There’s got to be something better out there
Love and compassion, their day is coming
All else are castles built in the air
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living under the fear till nothing else remains
All the children say

We don’t need another hero
We don’t need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Jeremy Tucker: The fans are in an uproar here and Hero is making his way out of the ring slowly but surely.

Andrew Fulton: Look at Reeve's but a move while he's singing. He personally did that song a lot better then the cocaine addict ever did.

Toby Navel: That was Whitney Houston you moron.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero is making his way up the ramp and Reeve still wearing the wig, goes to hit Hero in the face with the microphone but the punch is blocked and Reeve is met a thunderous right hand to the jaw.

Toby Navel: Another thunderous right hand by Hero who grabs Reeve by the back of the head and goes towards the ringside area with him in tact.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is thrown into the ring and Hero slides underneath the bottom rope right after him.

Toby Navel: Hero goes right towards Reeve who is on his feet and viciously attacks him from behind, with several fists to the back of the neck.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve goes to whip Hero into the corner but it's reversed and Hero makes his way over with several knive edge chops to Reeve's chest.

Toby Navel: Hero is on fire now, just hitting chop after chop and Reeve's chest looks like someone spilled pasta all over it, that's the reddest chest i've ever seen.

Jeremy Tucker: Several right hands by Hero, but another one and Reeve ducks pushing Hero back into the corner now and he's hitting Hero with a few right hands of his own.

Toby Navel: Several hard right hands to the side of the face and now Reeve is connecting with a few knife edge chops of his own to Heros chest.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve goes to whip Hero into the opposite corner but it's reversed by Hero.

Toby Navel: Reeve bounces out of the corner and connects with a vicious clothesline sending Hero down to the canvas.

Jeremy Tucker: This match has been fast and vicious from the start and lets see if Reeve can keep up the momentum in this match.

Toby Navel: Hero back to his feet and is met with a left hand by Reeve who throws Hero into the ropes.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero reverses it and sends Reeve into the ropes but as Reeve comes back, Hero drops his head and is met with a boot to the face.

Toby Navel: Hero rolls over on the canvas towards the corner and gets to his feet, Reeve finally takes off the wig and tosses it over the top rope.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve waits for Hero as he gets to his feet and goes for a belly to belly suplex but Hero connects with a few stiff shots to the head.

Toby Navel: Hero sends Reeve towards the ropes but it's reversed and Hero is sent flying over the top rope, trying to hold on but falls at the last second.

Jeremy Tucker: Someone bring me the water, this is reversals left and right and we're just into the start of the match.

Toby Navel: Reeve leaves the ring and walks after Hero who is regaining his breath.

Jeremy Tucker: Well Mars did get to him before the match so Reeve has an unfair advantage right now.

Toby Navel: But they don't call him Hero for nothing.

Jeremy Tucker: Right hand by Reeve who grabs Hero by the back of the neck and takes him towards the steel ring post.

Toby Navel: Reeve looks to have had a change of heart as he throws Hero's head into the ringside table.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve finds the wig he wore to ringside and paint brushes Hero across the face with it, causing more insult then injury.

Toby Navel: I can't believe the lack of respect for Hero.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve thinks he's the cock of the walk and he's going to do whatever he damn well pleases.

Toby Navel: What a sick man he is, tricking Soutter the way he did. That boys daddy never took him out to the woodshed enough.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve goes to slam Hero's head into the ringside table again but Hero stops him and slams Reeves head into the table.

Toby Navel: Hero has Reeve by the back of the neck and turns him around towards the guard rail connecting with a few knife edge chops to the chest.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero grabs Reeve and throws him back in the ring following right behind him.

Toby Navel: Reeve is thrown into the ropes and here comes Hero with a flying forearm sending Reeve right back over the top rope and onto the floor.

Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum is obviously going to let this match go and you can feel the intensity tonight. There's been a lot of bad blood between these two men this week and some harsh words said.

Toby Navel: Hero leaves the ring and connects with another fist to Reeve's head and takes him back towards the ring once again tossing him back in.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero is moving Reeve around like he's a small guy. I have no clue where he's getting the strength and energy to do this.

Toby Navel: Hero grabs Reeve by the arm and whips him into the ropes connecting with a beautiful dropkick.

Jeremy Tucker: But Reeve won't go down, he's to big to go down with one kick.

Toby Navel: Another dropkick by Hero, another whip into the ropes and Hero connects with a flying side kick.

Jeremy Tucker: Listen to the fans, their on their feet and loving this.

Toby Navel: Hero sends Reeve back into the ropes, Reeve comes bouncing off and goes for a clothesline, Hero ducks and connects with a clothesline of his own.

Jeremy Tucker: Take a breath boy.

Toby Navel: I'm sorry but this is fast paced and exciting to watch.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve gets taken down with a powerful clothesline and Heros on the 2nd turnbuckle letting the fans know that he appreciates their support.

Toby Navel: Wow this arena is rockin' for Hero tonight.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero lifts Reeve up and connects with a ddt and once again turns back towards the fans.

Toby Navel: This crowd is hot for Hero and who can blame them?

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is on his knees and crawling towards Hero.

Toby Navel: Reeve makes his way over and takes Hero down with a roll up.

{ One................


Two...................}

Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Hero.

Toby Navel: Reeve gets up and turns toward Hero who is back on his feet and takes Reeve down with a roundhouse kick.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero makes his way over for the cover.

{ One..............

Two...........}

Toby Navel: Not enough this time around.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero grapevines the leg and tries again.

{ One...............

Two...............}

Toby Navel: Hero is not giving up, if he can tire the big man out he's got the win.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve just has a bit left in the gas tank but one hell of an effort by Hero to go right back to the pin.

Toby Navel: Hero jumps on Reeve and starts hitting with lefts and rights to the face and just pounding away.

Jeremy Tucker: The fans are on their feet, Hero seems obsessed with Reeve, man this is wild.

Toby Navel: Hero gets up and tosses Reeve into the ropes, but Reeve falls between the ropes and lands outside on the areana floor, making his way over to the ringside table and lays down.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero follows Reeve out and jumps up on the table and grabs Reeve by the head and slowly pulls him up.

Toby Navel: Looks like Hero is going to go for a belly to belly suplex here but Reeve lowblows Hero, as both men fall down onto the table.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is the first man to make it to his feet and goes for a chokeslam on Hero, but Hero flips over Reeve and slams his head into the table.

Toby Navel: Look at the way Reeve's head bounced off that table! Someone better have some asprin around.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero slides back into the ring as a dazed Reeve slowly follows him in.

Toby Navel: Look at Reeve's, he looks to have a small cut on the top of his head. You can just start to see the blood run down his forehead.

Jeremy Tucker: Nobody said this match is going to be pretty.

Toby Navel: Reeve makes his way back into the ring and both men exchange punch for punch Reeve bounces off the ropes and Hero ducks as Reeve makes his way across the ring.

Jeremy Tucker: Spear by Hero as he gets back on Reeve's and starts laying away the punches working on that cut.

Toby Navel: The fans are going wild here tonight.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero pulls Reeve back up and once again the two men begin with the punches, Hero whips Reeve into the ropes, Reeve comes back with a clothesline and sends Hero onto the ground.

Toby Navel: Reeve goes over to the ropes and holds the top rope while digging his boot into Heros neck.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve doesn't appear to give a damn right, he just wants to hurt Hero and tire this guy out.

Toby Navel: Reeve lifts Hero up and bounces off the ropes with him but Hero shoves Reeve across the ring only to have Reeve take him down with a shoulder block.

Jeremey Tucker: Reeve once again grabs Hero and whips him into the ropes, Hero comes back with a roundhouse kick but Reeve ducks.

Toby Navel: Hero tries another roundhouse kick but again Reeve ducks and Reeve plants Hero across the face with a cold hard slap.

Jeremy Tucker: Nothing but disrespect there.

Toby Navel: Hero is trying to gain momentum, Reeve just seems a steap ahead.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve turns around to look at the fans and brag but he's turned around and Hero plants a hard cresent kick on the big man knocking him down.

Toby Navel: Reeve gets up and charges towards Hero but gets taken down with a dropkick that has Reeve realing against the ropes.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve moves forward but is taken down with a clothesline and the fans are loving this as Hero once again looks to be in control.

Toby Navel: Reeve gets up, another clothesline takes him right back down and the crowd is getting louder by the move.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve rolls underneath the bottom rope and goes to the outside to regain his composure.

Toby Navel: I'm not sure how much the loss of blood is affecting Reeve but it's playing a big role.

Jeremy Tucker: That and he's got to be worried about Soutter. He pulled a fast one and surely in the back of his mind he's got to be worried about paybacks.

Toby Navel: Reeve is taking his time and rethinking his strategy before entering the ring again.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve back in the ring goes for a clothesline but gets taken down to the mat with an arm drag and then whipped into the ropes by Hero.

Toby Navel: Bouncing off the ropes, Hero tries to hit an arm drag on Reeve but instead finds himself on the other end being taken down with an arm drag.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve walks over but is pushed away by Hero.

Toby Navel: Reeve comes back and goes for a punch but it's blocked and Reeve is taken down with a roundhouse kick to the right leg.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero drops down and goes for the pin.

{ One...............

Two..............}

Toby Navel: Kick out by Reeve.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve gets up and charges at Hero but is taken down with another arm drag and this time Hero keeps him in an armbar.

Toby Navel: Referee is asking Reeve if he wants to give it up but he's shaking his head no as both men are slowly getting to their feet with the move still in place.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve drops down against the ropes and nails Hero with a low blow that leaves Hero doubled over.

Toby Navel: Another low blow against the ropes by Reeve.

Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum is warning Reeve who points at Jack and tells him to shut up and mind his own business.

Toby Navel: Reeve whips Hero into the ropes and follows it up with a clothesline from behind sending him over the top rope and onto the floor.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero slow to get to his feet but here comes Reeve who wraps his arms around Hero and slams his back up against the side of the ring.

Toby Navel: That looked like it hurt.

Jeremy Tucker: Gameplan looks to be slowing down this match and wear Hero out.

Toby Navel: Reeve rolls back into the ring and Jack Ripum starts to count as Hero is pulling himself up with help of the ring apron and rolls into the ring.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve grabs Hero by the head and slowly raises it up before dropping him onto the mat with a scoop slam.

Toby Navel: Reeve is looking around the arena as if this match is over.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve drops down for the pin and appears to be choking Hero in the process.

{ One.........

Tw......}

Toby Navel: I'm not sure if that was a two count or not as Hero was kicking his legs and managed to break the count.

Jeremy Tucker: Referee Jack Ripum warns Reeve about the choking as he whips Hero into the ropes and connects with a boot to the face and then nails Hero with full nelson slam.

Toby Navel: It looks like Reeve is wanting to punish Hero more then beat him.

Jeremy Tucker: Right now you have to be concerned about the blood loss for Reeve. The blood is just all over his face and that could cause him to lose his some vision as the match goes on.

Toby Navel: Reeve walks over and stands on Hero with a boot to the throat as referee Jack Ripum drops down for the pin.

{ One..........

Two..........}

Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Hero, talk about a brash Reeve.

Toby Navel: Reeve picks Hero up and whips him back into the ropes and goes for the big boot but Hero ducks and comes back with a diving spear and goes for the pin.

{ One.........

Two...........}

Jeremy Tucker: Reeves lifts the shoulder up.

Toby Navel: Clothesline by Reeve takes Hero down and Reeve turns his back and points to Hero asking the crowd who's the real Hero now.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is showing nothing but a lack of respect and total disgard for his opponent here tonight.

Toby Navel: Hero has his head slammed into the top turnbuckle and then is whipped across the ring into the turnbuckles where he just stands there with his head draped over the top turnbuckle.

Jeremy Tucker: Fatigue seems to be setting in with Hero right now.

Toby Navel: Reeve charges Hero but is met with a boot to the face followed with several kicks to the face and now he's going for the belly to belly suplex.

Jeremy Tucker: Does Hero have enough left in him to get the big man over?

Toby Navel: I don't know but Reeve looks a bit burnt out.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero with all the strength he can muster up connects with the belly to belly suplex.

Toby Navel: Good god did you see the ring shake?

Jeremy Tucker: That move looks to have taken a lot out of Hero as he's crawling towards the ropes and using them to get to his feet.

Toby Navel: Reeve is slow to get to his feet as well and comes towards Hero but is met with a several dropkicks leaving Reeve against the ropes trying to stand up.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero comes over and Reeve goes for a right hand to the face but it's blocked and Hero connects with several shuffle kicks to Reeve's jaw.

Toby Navel: You can see the blood pouring down Reeve's face more and more as this match goes on.

Jeremy Tucker: I don't know how, but Hero has seemingly beat the odds tonight with the pre-match attack.

Toby Navel: Never doubt the mans heart.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero sends Reeve into the ropes and lowers down with a backdrop but as Reeve goes over, the move seems to have taken Hero off of his feet as well.

Toby Navel: That's a lot of man to be using a back drop on.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero slowly gets to his feet and he's going over to the top turnbuckle and making his way up.

Toby Navel: What are we going to see here?

Jeremy Tucker: Listen to these fans, they can smell victory.

Andrew Fulton: That's not the smell of victory, Toby hasn't changed his socks in a month.

Toby Navel: That's not ture!

Jeremy Tucker: In any case, Hero goes for the moonsault splash.
CRASH!!!

Toby Navel: Damn, Hero missed as Reeve rolled out of the way there.

Jeremy Tucker: Momentum has just turned around.

Toby Navel: But look at this, Hero just rolled across the ring when he landed and jumps off the second rope and connects with an asai moonsault.

Jeremy Tucker: How did he miss the splash and then have the energy to hit the asai moonsault?

Toby Navel: Hero though looks to be in pain as the set of moves looks to have taken their toll on him.

Jeremy Tucker: Both men are rolling around in the center of the ring, but who's going to get up first?

Toby Navel: Hero is up to his knees but is met with a rake to the eyes by Reeve.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve gets to his feet and whips Hero into the referee and as Jack Ripum goes down, Reeve goes for a chokeslam but Hero blocks it.

Toby Navel: Roundhouse kick by Hero followed by another one sends Reeve over the top rope and onto the arena floor.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is laying on the outside floor and Hero climbs back up to the top turnbuckle and the fans are on their feet.

Toby Navel: Moonsault splash!!!!!! Holy cow that looked awesome and boy did he connect.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero is back to his feet and walks down the aisle and comes charging at Reeve and connects with the rolling thunder.

Toby Navel: Listen to this arena, the fans are loving this here and Hero turns his attention back towards the ring.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is holding his stomach and rolls over grabbing a steel chair.

Toby Navel: We were having such a great match, tell me this isn't going to happen?

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve hides the chair behind his back as he gets to his feet, Hero turns around and comes charging at Reeve but is met with a steel chair instead.

CRACK!!!

Toby Navel: Hero goes down after that sickening hit, this match might be over.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve has a smile on his face and tosses the steel chair aside.

Toby Navel: I thought Reeve was above this.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve grabs Hero and chokeslams him through the ringside table.

Toby Navel: Can he come back from this? Hero I thought had the match in the bag.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve grabs Hero who appears to be busted open now and throws him back into the ring.

Andrew Fulton: Look at what a nice guy Reeve is. He's waking up the referee here.

Toby Navel: Yeah what a nice guy, after he belted Hero with a steel chair.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve makes his way back to Hero and connects with a double arm ddt.

{ One...............

Two.................

Thr.............}

Toby Navel: How did Hero kick out? I thought he was done for sure.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve slams Heros head into the mat and goes for the cover again.

{ One..................

Two.............

T..........}

Toby Navel: I'll be, Hero kicked out sooner this time.

Jeremy Tucker: Look at Reeve's face. He doesn't seem to thrilled and he's yelling at a groggy Jack Ripum.

Toby Navel: Reeve gets to his feet and lifts up a bloody Hero and connects with a t-bone suplex.

{ One.............

Two.............

T..........}

Jeremy Tucker: Hero once again kicks out and Reeve is getting frustrated. What must he do to put Hero away?

Toby Navel: Reeve gets to his feet and walks towards the turnbuckle kicking it in anger. So close to winning this match but he can't put Hero away.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero has a lot of heart, but how much more can he stand?

Toby Navel: Hero gets to his feet slowly and nails Reeve from behind with a dropkick, causing his head to bounce off the top turnbuckle.

Jeremy Tucker: Roll up pin by Hero.

{ One................

Tw...........}

Toby Navel: Kick out by Reeve who was caught off guard.

Toby Navel: Reeve is throwing punches and kicks to the body of Hero who now has blood pouring down his face as Reeve is like a man possessed in the ring right now.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve is just kicking Hero in the stomach over and over and referee Jack Ripum is trying to pull Reeve off but to no avail.

Toby Navel: Reeve finally backs off and Hero is doubled over with one knee on the mat.

Jeremy Tucker: The corner of the ring is becoming blood stained and you can start to see the hatred both men have for one another.

Toby Navel: Hero pulls himself up with the help of the ropes and is walking across the ring very slowly but Reeve comes by and kicks him in the back of the leg.

Jeremy Tucker: Hero is down on the mat and Reeve is holding the top rope while choking Hero with his boot right now.

Toby Navel: Reeve is overly aggressive tonight and whatever has sparked this, he's a man with a purpose here tonight.

Jeremy Tucker: Kick to the groin by Reeve, and another one, and a third kick to the groin.

Toby Navel: Referee Jack Ripum better grow some balls here and put a stop to this.

Andrew Fulton: He's doing the right thing, just let both men go at it.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve now is walking over to the top turnbuckle and making his way up.

Toby Navel: Are you kidding me? There's no way he can fly, what on earth is this man thinking?

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve comes flying off with a big splash but Hero rolls out of the way and Reeve lands with his head barely hanging over the bottem rope.

Toby Navel: I've seen some forms of human stupidity in my life but what in the hell was Reeve thinking?

Jeremy Tucker: Regardless Hero isn't out of this match just yet.

Toby Navel: Hero being a bloody mess, goes up to the top turnbuckle and hits a swanton bomb.

Jeremy Tucker: There's the connecting factor and he grapevines the leg.

{ One.................

Two...................

Thr.............}

Toby Navel: Reeve throws his right shoulder up at the split second.

Jeremy Tucker: The fans are on their feet and Hero looks around while pumping his fists with the adrenaline rush. You can feel that this match is at it's near end and it's Heros time to shine.

Toby Navel: Hero is up on the top turnbuckle now and just waiting to get his balance.

Jeremy Tucker: You can sense it, the crowd is on their feet, the arena is rocking and ...

Toby Navel: DESTINY'S WILL!!!!!! Hero just hit that beautiful spinning flip and he's got the leg grapevined.

{ One...................

Two....................

Thre..............}

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve reverses the pin into a tight cradle.

{ One...................

Two......................

Three.....................}

DING DING DING

Toby Navel: I can't believe this!!! Hero had the match won.

Frank Salazar: You're winner of the match, RUTHLESS L. REEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jeremy Tucker: This has to be gut-wrenching for Hero. He had the match won, he came back from a prematch meeting with Mars, but Reeve pulled it out at the last second.

Toby Navel: Reeve rolls out of the ring and quickly scurries up the ramp and looks back pointing his finger at Hero.

Jeremy Tucker: Reeve should consider himself lucky to walk out of here with the win tonight.

Toby Navel: Both men gave us one hell of a match, a blood bath, everything you could've asked for and more tonight.

Jeremy Tucker: I don't know about you Toby, but i'd love to see another match with these two. This isn't over by a long shot.

Toby Navel: Hero is standing up now by the corner turnbuckle in a state of shock. He knows he had the match won.

Jeremy Tucker: Either way, Hero was just that tonight. A true hero in my eyes and the eyes of the fans.

{ Fade to commercial }

--------

[The scene switches to the back, and we see Soutter walking through the hallway, when Jonnie Valentine approaches him.]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Hey Soutter, got a minute? There could be some fudge in it for ya.

Soutter: Yeah, sure Jonnie, what can i do for you?

[Soutter looks around, trying to look disinterested.]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Well, I'm not sure if you actually watch any of the mandatory promos you make us do, but I got a bear of a cable bill and so I am collecting $5 from everyone who comes to watch the Hounds wrestle.

[Soutter looks up instantly.]

Soutter: What? And do you expect this to come out of the admission price?

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: And take the butter out of your mouth, no? I'm just gonna go down there and take it from everyone, unless they wanna get a new hole in their head from a meat thermometer.

Soutter: Ohhh, well then, yeah, thats fine, i don't have a problem with that at all.

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: It wasn't like I was asking your permission.

Soutter: Ohh no? Then why did you bring this to my attention?

[Jonnie puts his hand out.]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Well ..... give me five.

[Soutter shrugs and slaps Jonnie's hand, giving him five.]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: (motioning the Hounds up closer to him) No you walking artery clog, give me five dollars! There's a new season of Six Feet Under coming on!

[Soutter looks at Jonnie, then to the Hounds.]

Soutter : Ohhh, certainly. (Soutter chuckles, one of them heartless chuckles.) My mistake.

[Soutter reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar note, passing it to Jonnie as we switch to...]

---------

[The crowd begins to murmur as the lights drop. The errie opening chords of No Quarter begin ringing out and what seems like everyone in the building stands up. Intelligent lights begin scanning the arena… with a different tempo and sequence as the drums kick in as people begin stomping their feet in the dark.

[The teletron lights up...

February 2002, UWA Pay Per View Initiation:

Cobryn takes advantage of the situation and gives Neo "The Answer", a VICIOUS standing suplex into a ddt, off of the top turnbuckle!!!!!!!!!! Cobryn pins Neo and the dazed referee counts the 1,2,3!!!!

Ian: Cobryn has won it. He now has the UK Title, bringing some more gold to the Society of the New Breed!

Angel: I would say that pinning eight men in a row is pretty impressive, wouldn’t you? I believe that talent should be rewarded. From the moment on, the UK title is a sanctioned UWA belt. So, Cobryn, congratulations on becoming the first-ever official UK Champion.


UWA Battleground August 2002:

Ian Hawkins: Tripps stumbles around, and turns around into the Answer!!! I cant believe it!

[Entire Crowd counts with the ref.]

1….
2…
3!!!

Sandy: Cobryn has done it! Cobryn is the New UWA World Champion!

August 2002, UWA Glory Awards show:

Brain Adams: And the winner of Best Ring Entrance….. COBRYN!!

Brain Adams: Heel of the year….. It’s a tie!! Cobryn and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine!!!

Angel: And the winner of Wrestler of the year in the UWA…. COBRYN!!!


Hardkore World September 2002:


[Cobryn steps through the ropes and sneers out at the booing San Jose fans, but doesn’t see Elvis slug away at Cobryn’s diaphragm]

Guillermo O’Bannon: Elvis catches Cobryn by surprise. Elvis steps up to the apron, but Cobryn catches him with an open handed strike to the throat. Cobryn pulls Elvis up into another hanging suplex.

Phil Blauer: He’s gonna suplex him to the concrete!

Guillermo O’Bannon: No, he switches it up into a powerslam off the apron onto that hard concrete!!!

[Elvis screams out and clutches at his back as Cobryn sits on his knees staring sinisterly into the camera. San Jose fans cheer loudly]

----

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pumphandle gourdbusters Ace Kilcannon!!

---

[Cobryn makes the cover]

Referee David Grey: 1…2…3!!!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Cobryn pins Elvis Lawless!

Febrary 2003 - No Man's Land.

Jeremy Tucker: Choke Slam by BIG STAN!!

Fusion: Cobryn kicks out!

----

Jeremy Tucker: And Cobryn wins again with the Answer.


IPW Pay Per View St. Valentine’s Day Broken Hearts. February 2003.

Isaac Black: Cobryn pulls a groggy Ashcroft to his feet and hits the Answer, and makes the cover. Fierce over with the count.

James Fierce: 1….

2….

3!!!!!!!

IPW Exodus: March 30th 2003:

Jeremy Tucker: CSK points at him and turns around, what! Cobryn clocked CSK in the jaw with brass knuckles! Squidward didn’t see it!

Fusion: Cobryn quickly throws them out of the ring and Cyrus takes them and leaves the place up the ramp way smiling to the scene. Cobryn covers!

Patrick Squidward: One!! Two!!! Threee!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton No Man's Land May 2003: And another win to Cobryn, still undefeated in singles competition here in the IPW. Unstoppable.

IWA Battleground, June 14th 2003 Ian Hawkins - Cobryn is the god of the IWA and doesn't need a reason to show up. Who's going to stop him?

IWA Battleground,July 23rd, 2003. Cobryn wins a handicap "I quit" match against both Sedated and Haven.

Cobryn nailed an Answer on Haven and then one to Sedated and then locked in the Bridges over Key largo.

IWA Danger Zone September 29th, 2003 Cobryn interfered, giving Karnage an Answer onto a steel chair that had been brought into the ring earlier.


Ascendant World Championship tournament 2003:

Quarter Finals: Vs. Hardkore World Lucha Libra Champion Lucifer Jones:

Bludd: THE ANSWER! HE HIT IT!

[Cobryn quickly scrambles, and covers, hooking Lucifer’s shorts.]

Referee Tony Jacobs: “1……………………………2…………………………………………………..3!!!!!!!!!”

[“No Quarter” by Led Zeppelin hits the speakers. Cobryn gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by Tony Jacobs.]

Paul Mannetti: Cobryn steals another one…..he advances to round two.

Semi-Finals: Vs. Three time Hardkore World Champion Rally Jackson:

Bludd: ANOTHER ANSWER! RALLY’S DEAD! TOE TAG HIM!

[Cobryn covers again, and puts his cast on Rally’s throat for good measure.]

Referee Mike DiAnno: “1……………………………………………………………………..2………………………………………3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[“No Quarter” by Led Zeppelin starts up. Ali Achnabar & MC Ren crawl into the ring, and raise Cobryn’s hand.]

Finals: Vs. UWA Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans:

Referee Joe LaMarca: DO YOU GIVE UP?

[Kilroy, broken, beaten, his upper back being stretched to its limits reluctantly nods yes. LaMarca calls for the bell.]

Bludd: COBRYN WINS! HE JUST MADE KILROY EVANS GIVE UP!

Paul Mannetti: OH MY GOD! KILROY EVANS JUST SUBMITTED!

[“No Quarter” by Led Zeppelin begins to play. Cobryn breaks the Bridge Over Key Largo. He slowly gets to his feet. LaMarca raises his hand.]

Allan Black: WINNER OF THIS MATCHUP IN 21:20 AND THE FIRST EVER ASCENDANT WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……………COBRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Video ends.]


[Suddenly pyrotechnics light the arena up with white, purple and red explosions above the ring and ramp area. A spot light hits Cobryn who’s standing on the ramp with a big smile on his face… as the lights start coming back up.

Cobryn cracks his neck and begins his march to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. One section of the crowd does the 'worship' motion while Cobryn walks down the aisle. Cobryn’s black robe drapes behind him as he approaches the ring, and wipes his feet on the apron before sliding through the ropes.]

Frank Salazar : Hailing from Key Largo, Standing in at 6’4 and weighing in at 250 pounds… His career record standing at 51 wins against 5 losses, all losses coming by dubious means.... He is...

COOOOOOBRYYYYN!!!

Jeremy Tucker : I did't know Cobryn was scheduled here tonight?

[Cobryn pulls out a mic.]

Cobryn : Wrestlenoids, your world Champion is here.

[Cobryn pauses and the crowd boo and jeer.]

Cobryn : Yes yes, i know you all wish you could be me, but i have better things to discuss then you lot. (Cobryn looks to be getting worked up). You see, some coward back there in the back, has taken it opun themselves to start attacking members of the Collective. First we had Hero last No Mans Land, then Troy at One Wild Night, and now tonight Syberus, well, looks like i'm next, and guess what, i'm right here!

Thats right, your World Heavyweight Champion is standing right here, so ...

[The arena goes black. Overhead, projected images appear above, and three symbols flash slowly in progression- Alpha, then Omega, then the Punisher skull. The graphic switches to a loop, with a three dimensional skull rotating and the graphic "Dan Stein".

(The lights slowly fade on as Dan Stein walks out with his manager Domino flanking him. Stein slowly raises the Peacemaker to acknowledge the crowd, then makes his way out to the ramp way.)

Dan Stein : You ask, and you shall recieve!

[Stein starts heading down to the ring with the peacemaker held high, the crowd is popping big time, and Cobryn looks a bit concerned.]

Cobryn : Whoa! Hold it right there! Who the hell do you think you are? Do you think you can just come on out here and get involved in my business, the World Champion's business? Do you think you can get involved in the Collective's business?

Dan Stein : Talk is cheap pal! You called me out, and here i am!

[Stein continues heading towards the ring, he slides into the ring, and security come from everywhere, holding both him and Cobryn apart.]

Toby Navel : There must be at least 30 of them, they are managing to keep them seperated, folks, we'll be right back after this commercial.

Andrew Fulton : Bah, let them go at it!

[Scene fades to a commercial, when we come back, Dan Stein and Domino are standing backstage with Fifi.]

Fifi : Dan, you just revealed that you have been attacking members of the collective, why?

Dan Stein : Why? I think its quite obvious. See, not to long ago, i had a title match with the golden boy, and the world knows i had his ass beat, but then the Collective interjected themselves into my business. So, as they say, and eye for an eye.

Fifi : Wel...

Dan Stein : I have had all i can take from that Golden Boy and his boot lickers, So here's what we are going to do, Feb 14th, we got a big ppv called St Valentines Day Broken Hearts, right?

Fifi : I think so, yeah.

Dan Stein : Perfect, well, im issuing a challenge to the collective, they got there guys, and i know its not only me they are jacking off around here, so i dont think it will be too hard to find a team of my own.

Fifi : Your challenging the Collective?

Dan Stein : Thats right, i sure am, old school too, im challenging them to a War Games!

[Dracon walks into shot.]

KJX : You know what, i like the sound of that, consider that match signed, and good luck!

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, we got a War games coming up, live at the Broken Hearts ppv!

Toby Navel : Yeah, but who's Stein going to get on his team?

Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be right back after this break.
Quote
Share

Apr 28, 2004#5
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE RING SYNDICATE AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM ATTBURY SOUTH CAROLINA, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, THE NEW AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SAM PILTDOWN!!!

["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam makes it down to the ring, he has the Australian Heavyweight Title around his waist, and is accompanied by his manger, C.K. Panic. Sam makes it into the ring to a huge pop for the new champ, then the lights dim to black, and two spotlights begin a strobe light show pointed at the U-tron as black and white still photos of Adrian's past begin to flash across the screen. This continues for a time until finally focusing on a shot of Sam Piltdown holding the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title. The picture of Sam shatters into a million pieces like glass breaking and is replaced by the words

Adrian Tanner The Anti-Fluke

The words appear to get closer and closer until it engulfs the whole screen and then the screen fades to black.


"Stereotype" By Powerman 5000 hits, and the words "I TOOK THE ROAD MOST TRAVELLED, AND STILL BEAT BBB" flash across the screen. more black and white footage follows, playing in tune with the music.

[Trap door in every step
Truth is I can't connect]

(Adrian taking a fireball to the face courtesy of Jonnie Valentine.)

Move along I work in stages]

(Footage of Adrian getting powerbombed by Mars, hitting a standing shooting star press onto Cerberus, planting Zeus with the "Revolver,")

[Where you at
It looks like cages]

(Adrian taking a "Stillborn Cradle" through the Aboriginal announce table)

[See a little, see a lot
Come around see what you're not]

(Adrian losing in the 1st round of the RSLL tourney to a technicality, then pinning Zeus with the "Revolver")

[Up and down, but never out]

(Adrian diving over the top rope with a flipping clothesline to save his brother from Mars)

[Last one here is left to shout]

(An image appears on the screen)



(followed by a huge blast of pyro that engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs.)

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype
(You're just a stereotype)]

(Adrian walks to the edge of the stage and finally looks up. He smirks and arrogantly pats the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Title.)

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype
(You're just a stereotype)]

(Adrian starts the long walk down the ramp, but stops, and looks out again toward the crowd. He slaps hands with a few fans, and smiles as Brandon hands out autographed 8 x 10's of Adrian posing with the Australian Title.)

[Sometimes the worst is best
Pick it up and beat the rest]

(More footage plays on the tron: Adrian giving everything he had to Mars, Adrian Powerbombing Cerberus through the Australian announce table, Adrian getting beaten down by the Hellhounds during his match with Jake Porter, Adrian taking a baseball bat to Porter's skull, and the unmasking as BBB's mystery partner, while the real Adrian continues his walk down the ramp.)

[Dig deep to find every scrap
Tragedy can make you laugh]

(Footage of Mars powerbombing Christian Tanner, The Hellhounds putting Christian through a table, rolling into Adrian clotheslining Mars, another angle on the powerbomb to Cerberus.)

[Sign up and sell your soul
What's that
It's rock and roll
Don’t get it, you never learn
Where it's cold, it's where you burn]

(Adrian takes a few steps, and stops again. He notices a young kid in the front row with a sign that reads "Adrian's my hero." Adrian smiles and high fives the kid, takes another breath and walks to the ring.)

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype
(You're just a stereotype)]

(Adrian stops in front of the ring and pulls off his track pants and jacket revealing his usual tights and a black t-shirt with "Notorious" in bold red writing on the front.)

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype
(You're just a stereotype)]

FRANK SALAZAR: Introducing the opponent. Born in Tucson, Az, now Hailing from Sydney, Australia. He weighs in at 222lbs and stands 6 foot 2 inches tall...

[You're just a stereo
You're just a stereo
You're just a stereotype
Oh yeah!]

(Adrian walks to the nearest turnbuckle, climbs to the top and raises both arms)

FRANK SALAZAR: He is accompanied to the ring by Brandon Fernandez, The Unpinned rookie sensation...

[You're just a stereo
You're just a stereo
You're just a stereotype
Yeah, yeah, allright]

[[BOOM!]]

(Multicolored streamers explode from all four turnbuckles in four simultaneous blasts.)

Now gather round
Look what I found
For you to duplicate]

(More footage, as Adrian jumps down from the turnbuckle. Adrian with a springboard moonsault onto Zeus, Adrian with a spinning DDT to Adam Se7en, Adrian with a corkscrew plancha onto Syberus and Excellence.)

[It's easy now
To hear the sound
It's time to recreate]

FRANK SALAZAR: The self proclaimed "Mr November" of Pro wrestling, The TRUE Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, The NOTORIIIIOUUUSS A-T-J......

[You're evil rebel tortured soul has been rejected
Now walk the line and act exactly as expected
Let’s go!]

FRANK SALAZAR: ADRIIIIAAAAANNN TAAAAANNNEEEERRRR JUUUUNIIIOOOORR!!

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype
(You're just a stereotype)]

[You're just a stereo
Stereo
Stereo
You're just a stereotype]

[You're just a stereotype....]

(Adrian waves to the crowd and locks eyes with Sam Piltdown as referee Nick Tsalazidis calls for the bell.)

Jeremy Tucker : And we are underway in this one already folks.

Andrew Fulton : Already? You got to be kidding me, Tanners entrance goes for almost as long as some matches!

Toby Navel : the question is whether it will be longer then Piltdown's title reign, which we could be seeing come to an end here tonight before it even gets started.

Andrew Fulton : Wouldn't surprise me, that guy lost ever match straight for about two months didn't he before somehow winning the title?

Jeremy Tucker : Just goes to show that anyone can defeat anyone here in Australia on the right given day.

[Tanner and Piltdown charge at each other, hooking up, and Sam Piltdown sends Adrian flying into the turnbuckle.]

Toby Navel : Incredible power there by the champ. Did you see the way he just tossed Adrian out of that hook up?

Andrew Fulton : Actually, no. I didn't, was too busy checking out them young girls in the 4th row.

Toby Navel : Adrian gets to his feet, and he looks pissed, he pats his clothes off, straightening them, then runs at Sam again, but Sam catches him coming in and lifts him up in a Gorilla Press!

Jeremy Tucker : Sam Piltdown just holding Adrian Tanner Jr up in that gorilla press like he weighs nothing at all.

Toby Navel : Looks like Sam is trying to use his power to his advantage early here.

Jeremy Tucker : Sound thinking, hurt him early, and finish him off quick.

[Sam still holding Adrian up and the crowd popping big time, Sam then runs to the ropes, and tosses Adrian right down ontop of Brandon.]

Toby Navel : Sam Piltdown really in control early here, and he jumps up on the second turnbuckle, posing for the fans.

[The crowd lapping it up here in Dandenong. Adrian gets to his feet, with the help of Brandon, and cautiously makes his way back into the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker : Both men now moving in for another hook up, but this time Adrian utilising his quickness and flips Sam Piltdown over with a nice arm drag.

Toby Navel : Perfect execution there by the Notorious One, and he locks in an arm wrench.

Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown trying to power out of this, but Adrian twists that arm wrench around again, then hits Sam with a big chop to the back of the neck.

Andrew Fulton : Adrian going to work on Piltdown's neck, karate style.

[Tanner twists another revolution on the arm wrench, and still holding on with one arm, lands another hard chop to the back of Sam's neck, sending Sam Piltdown to one knee, clutching at his neck.]

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian still holding onto the arm wrench, and Sam makes his way to his feet again, Adrian goes to spin his arm around again in the arm wrench, but ..

[WHAM!]

Jeremy Tucker : .. Adrian is met with a devastating short arm clothesline there from Piltdown.

[Sam is wringing out his arm, trying to shake of the effects of the arm wrench, and Adrian jumps back his feet, and plants Sam with a hard double chop to the chest.]

Crowd : Whoooo!

Toby Navel : No effect!

Jeremy Tucker : Sam sucking his guts in and brushing the chop of like it was nothing.

[Adrian pulls back and plants Sam with another hard double chop.]

Crowd : Whoooo!

Toby Navel : These are stinging blows here from Tanner, and Sam doesn't bother trying to no sell this one, instead he answers with a European uppercut.

Jeremy Tucker : Another hard chop by Adrian!

Crowd : Whooooo!

Toby Navel : And this time Sam with a big ass right hand, dropping Adrian.

Andrew Fulton : Piltdown is a glorified brawler, Tanner playing right into his hands here.

Jeremy Tucker : Sam picks up Adrian and drills him with a sidewalk slam, then a hard knee strike.

Toby Navel : These two had one hell of a match at the One Wild Night joint ppv, they are really building up quite the rivalry.

Jeremy Tucker : Sam with a handful of Adrian's hair, i have never seen him this psychical, and he punishes Adrian with a hangman neckbreaker.

Toby Navel : The champ showing that he is more then just a brawler as Fulton would have it, he has all the tools my friend.

Andrew Fulton : You aren't any friend of mine.

[Tanner back up to the vertical base, and Sam sends him into the ropes, but Adrian comes flying off them at 100 miles an hour, connecting with a flying body press, and referee Nick Tsalazidis drops for a cover.]

Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ............. (kickout by Sam.)

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian taking quite a pounding here from the champ, its going to take more then that to get the belt back.

Toby Navel : Right you are Jerry, and Sam quickly gets to his feet, but Adrian was waiting on him, and he drills him with a beautiful drop kick, right to the back of Piltdown's neck.

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian definitely going after the neck of Sam Piltdown, did you see the way Sam's neck jolted back from that drop kick?

Toby Navel : Certainly did Jerry. Sam slowly getting to his feet, clutching his neck and Adrian runs off the ropes, nailing Sam with a hard clothesline to the back of the neck.

Jeremy Tucker : Yep, there is a definite pattern forming here.

Andrew Fulton (sarcastically) : Let me guess, the neck?

Jeremy Tucker : Come on Fulton, is that the best you can come up with?

Andrew Fulton : At the moment, sadly, yes.

[Tanner lays a few boots into the neck of Sam, then picks him up and locks on a standing full nelson standing submission, holding it.]

Toby Navel : This will never work, Sam is just to big and strong.

Jeremy Tucker : I don't know Toby, Adrian has done a fair job working over the neck of the champ, he sure does look to be in a great deal of pain.

Toby Navel : Adrian wrenching back on that full nelson, really putting the screws on Sam Piltdown.

[WHAM]

Jeremy Tucker : Tanner just turned that into a falling fall nelson slam, in the process planting Sam Piltdown's head right into the mat.

Toby Navel : Sam Piltdown prone on the mat, and Tanner nails him with a elbow right to the back of the neck, then dives ontop of him, whacking that full nelson on while Piltdown is lying belly first on the mat.

Jeremy Tucker : Shades of Chris Benoit here, this is very similar to the crossface, only with both arms hooked in the full nelson.

Toby Navel : I still say Sam is too powerful for such a hold.

Andrew Fulton : And i still say you suck cock!

Toby Navel : Jesus Fulton, this is a family show, would you just grow up!

Andrew Fulton : Sure thing, the moment you stop sucking cock.

Toby Navel : Arggg, i give up!

Andrew Fulton : You give up sucking cock?

Toby Navel : No, i gi...

Andrew Fulton : So you refuse to give up sucking cock?

Toby Navel : Try and twist my words all you like Fulton, but know this, i never have, and never will participate in such vulgarity.

Jeremy Tucker : Are you two finished?

Andrew Fulton : Is this match finished?

Jeremy Tucker : No, although at this rate, Sam could give up at any moment, Tanner still has that Full Nelson on tight, and he needs to do something soon, or it will be all over any moment.

Andrew Fulton : So, why doesn't he just give up then, it sure would make it a lot easier for us, i mean, he has got his token offence in, showing all his power and such things, now he just needs to tap out, so Adrian can get the belt back, and everything will be right with the world.

Toby Navel : I'm telling you guys, there is no way Sam will give up, especially not to any full nelson.

Andrew Fulton : Say, was i having flash backs, or was Robert Hunglestein the Third featuring in Adrian's promo's the last couple of weeks?

Jeremy Tucker : No, he was there.

Andrew Fulton : You don't sound to thrilled about that Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Bleh, i never liked that guy, it sure was nice to see one of our own guys in Syberus defeat him over in the IWA this past week.

Toby Navel : Forget him guys, and check this out, Sam has managed to move his leg across to the ropes, and gets his toe up on the bottom rope.

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Nick Tsalazidis right on his game, and he picked that up immediately, and is calling for Adrian to break the hold, but Tanner is just ignoring him, so Nick puts the mandatory 5 count on him, Tanner breaking the hold at 4 and 3/4's.

Toby Navel : Both men now getting to there feet, and Nick Tsalazidis getting in Tanner's face, reprimanding him about breaking the hold, and Sam Piltdown just pushes the ref out of the way, and he drills Adrian with a thunderous Heart Punch!

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, i don't think Tanner was ready for that one, and now Nick is reprimanding Sam for pushing him out of the way, but Sam just ignores him and picks Tanner up, nailing him with a gutwrench powerbomb!

Toby Navel : This match is back and forth, back and forth, both men really going for it, and we wouldn't want it any other way with the Australian Heavyweight title on the line.

Jeremy Tucker : I think that one took the wind out of Adrian, and he is out on the mat. Sam wasting no time and he jumps up and comes down with a double boot scrape eye rake, nasty!

Toby Navel : Sam back on the offensive now, and plants Adrian with a nice shoulder breaker.

Jeremy Tucker : Sam grabs Adrian and goes for a suplex, but Adrian slides over the top, and hooks in another Full Nelson!

Toby Navel : I got to give Adrian his due, he just keeps going back to this Full Nelson!

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian holds onto the Full Nelson for a while, then turns it into a full nelson front Russian leg sweep, and Sam Piltdown tastes the canvas there!

Toby Navel : Adrian Tanner dropping for the cover, we could have a new champion here.

Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ............. (Sam Piltdown rolls the shoulder.)

[Both men get to there feet, and Sam goes to toss Adrian into the ropes, but Tanner reverses it and sends Sam into the corner.]

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian runs at Sam, but Piltdown gets a foot up, kicking Adrian in the face.

Toby Navel : Sam goes for a clothesline, but Adrian ducks and climbs to the second turnbuckle, and grabs Sam in the Full Nelson again, this time he rears back as far as he can so his back (with Adrian standing on the second turnbuckle) is almost leaning against the top of the ring post, almost strangling Sam, while at the same time putting tons of pressure on the full nelson.

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian is relentless with this Full Nelson, he is really wearing Sam down with this.

Andrew Fulton : Bah! If i see one more Full Nelson i think im going to throw up!

Toby Navel : Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there trying to break the hold, as Adrian is using the ropes, and he again starts the mandatory 5 count, Adrian again breaking at 4 and 3/4's.

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian releases the hold, pushes Tsalazidis out of the way and plants Sam with a evenflow ddt!

Toby Navel : Boy, Nick doesn't look very impressed, he is the head official here in the CWA, and both men have now put there hands on him. Adrian heading to the top rope, Nick trying to remonstrate with him, but he just disregards him and perches himself up on the top rope.

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Tanner just nailed Sam with a 180 corkscrew splash, and the fans here in the Dandenong Basketball stadium are on there feet, this one is all over.

Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 ...................... (Sam Piltdown kicks out.)

Toby Navel : I dont believe it! He kicked out! Sam Piltdown just wont give up!

Jeremy Tucker : Adrian now arguing with referee Nick Tsalazidis about that count, and Brandon jumps up onto the apron, with that loaded sign he has been using. Referee Nick Tsalazidis notices him, and moves over to stop him, but Brandon throws it over his head.

Toby Navel : Adrian catches the sign, but Sam Piltdown is back on his feet, and he grabs the sign as well, both men trying to gain control of the loaded sign!

[Both men jockeying back and forth, trying to gain control of this sign, and referee Nick Tsalazidis now trying to rip it off of both of them as well.]

[CRACK!]

Andrew Fulton : Yes! Tsalazidis just tasted that sign, and i cant say he wasn't asking for it!

Jeremy Tucker : In both men's battle to gain control of the weapon, it came loose and now referee Nick Tsalazidis is layed out, the sign on the floor, and both Sam and Adrian start exchanging big rights and lefts, where do they find the energy?

[Referee Nick Tsalazidis groggily makes it to one knee, and calls for the bell.]

Ding, ding, ding!

Toby Navel : Huh? Whats going on here?

[Referee Nick Tsalazidis crawls over to ring announcer Frank Salazar, whispering his decision to him.]

Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REFEREE HAS INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS DISQUALIFIED BOTH MEN, THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY A DRAW!

[The crowd erupts into a chorus of boo's, and the fans start throwing cups and paper into the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, we may have a riot on our hands here, the fans wanted to see a clear cut winner!

[Both Sam Piltdown and Adrian Tanner have stopped battling it out, staring at referee Nick Tsalazidis in disbelief when Down with the Sickness by Disturbed hits, and Commissioner Dracon makes his way out onto the rampway to a big pop.]

KJX : Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Looks like you lucked out Adrian, bad luck pal. Now, i have some good news and some bad news. Unfortunately, the result of this match stands, the referee's decision is final, but ...

[KJX pauses, letting the tension build, working the crowd.]

KJX : But, for some reason, our esteemed owner Mr Paul Soutter seems to think you made a good champion Adrian, so he is giving you one more chance to get your title back, and that will take place at our next ppv, on the 14th of Feb, this ppv will be called St Valentines Day Broken Hearts, and we will see one more time, Sam Piltdown Vs Adrian Tanner Jr!

Now, earlier in the night, you thought it wise to get into my business Adrian, so, i got two more announcements to make, first, that title match will be a no disqualification, no count out, anything goes, falls count anywhere match!



KJX : And finally, like i said, you put yourself into my affairs earlier on this evening, now i have a big match at the ppv against Nick Cairo, who just happens to need a win before our big match, so next week, right here on No Mans Land, its will, Myself AND Nick Cairo Vs YOU ADRIAN TANNER ..... and also Vs you Sam Piltdown, in tag team action.

[KJX again pauses working the crowd.]

KJX : Thats right, we are having ourselves a little tag team match up, Cairo and myself vs Piltdown and Tanner, see you next week guys!

[Down with the Sickness hits and the scene fades to black.]