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[The scene opens up to show a jam packed Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne Australia, the fans are going wild as "Get Free" by the Vines hits and the 'Tron lights up with the No Mans Land banner.
The shot then crosses to ring announcer Frank Salazar, in the ring.]
Frank Salazar : WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Couldn't of said it better Frankie!
Toby Navel : What a night we have in store for you all tonight fans, i am pumped!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right, we have both the Statewide title up for grabs tonight, and the final of the number one contenders tourney.
Toby Navel : And lets not forget Sam Piltdown vs RH3!
Jeremy Tucker : Certainly not, ..... fans, i have just received word that something is breaking backstage, lets see if we can pick up what is happening.
[Scene Opens to Soutter sitting on the Love seat filling out the whole thing, no room for anyone else. When a door is slammed open. Right of its hinges.]
Soutter- What the #$%^? Of all the people in this Fed I didnt expect you to knock down any doors.
[Camera Pans to show Nasty Ned Chambers walking in the room.]
Ned- Yeah well sometimes you got to act different to get things done around here.
Soutter- What do you mean?
Ned- Look boss, things around here have gotten out of control A president of the United States dies and we dont do anything to say, hey, sorry for your loss. No its just business as usual around here.
Soutter- The man was 93 years old Ned, are you ok?
Ned- No, since being signed with SWAT I havent been myself, I have been lacking in the enthusiasm that I normally have. And I know why its part Distraction and Part Pent up Anger. I can handle the distraction but no so much the anger I need to release Paul. I need something to lets say focus this negative energy away from me.
Soutter- What do you want?
Ned- A hardcore match. Tonight.
Soutter- Ned you have a match already tonight with Handy Andy and Boof.
Ned- Yeah and where is the problem. I just want you to make it a Hardcore match. I know Andy wont care. What do you say.
Soutter- Alright Man You have the match your way.
Ned- Thanks Soutter. By The Way You might want an ambulance or two ready after my match .
Soutter - Feeling that confident? Come on Ned, why would i need an ambulance after "your" match?
Ned- Because Its About to Get Nasty.
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Jun 21, 2004#2
Jeremy Tucker : Well, that sure was an interesting way to start of the show.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like Chambers is trying to grow a sack.
Toby Navel : Looks to me like he is just trying to get his point across Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Either way folks, we got ourselves a Hardcore match to kick of the show, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS NOW A HARDCORE MATCH, Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 325 pounds, from MASON CITY, IOWA, Nasty Ned Chambers!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pyro falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pyro blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed. This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air. The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : It may be corny, but i love this guy, and that entrance does it for me every time, i think he is fast becoming my favourite wrestler here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : You got to be kidding me Jerry.
Frank Salazar : The second in this three way match, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Suburbia USA, Handy Andy!!! (crowd cheers ******)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. ]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy sure is beginning to make a name for himself around here.
Jeremy Tucker : Your right there Toby, he can consider himself very unlucky not to be in the main event tonight, he was so close to defeating Lonewolf and making his way into the final of the tourney.
Andrew Fulton : But he didn't defeat him, did he?
Jeremy Tucker : Not through any lack of effort he didn't.
Andrew Fulton : And where did all that effort get him? Right here in the opening match with the likes of Chambers and Boof.
Frank Salazar - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!!
[Boof walks to the ring. Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest. Nasty Ned Chambers walks around the ring and poses to the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned gets this one moving quickly, nailing Boof with an upper cut palm strike, and Handy Andy instantly follows it up with a roundhouse kick.
(ding, ding, ding)
Toby Navel : Boof coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.
[Nasty Ned Chambers then clotheslines Boof, throws Boof into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker - Boof not getting of to a good start here.
[Handy Andy now with a cookie tray he grabbed from under the ring while Ned was beating on Boof, and he wastes no time, smashing Nasty Ned Chambers right over the head with it.]
Toby Navel : Damn, look at that, he swung that cookie tray so hard, that it contorted on Ned's face like in a cartoon.
Andrew Fulton : Somebody grab that cookie tray, we will be able to sell Nasty Ned cookies to all the ankle biters out there and make a small fortune!
Toby Navel : Ankle biters? You may of been in Australia to long Fulton, your beginning to talk like them.
[Handy Andy then grabs Boof and tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Andy follows Boof out there, flying from the ring apron and nailing Boof with a springboard floating leg drop.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, the hang time on that floating leg drop was incredible, i thought we were in slow motion there for a moment.
Toby Navel : And these fans here at the Dandenong basketball stadium sure are appreciative.
[Handy Andy rams Boof's head into the ring apron and rolls him back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : This Boof is getting the bejesus knocked out of him, this is one of his better performances so far i must say.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, he hasn't been to good since debuting, thats for certain.
[Nasty Ned Chambers nails Boof with a belly-to-back suplex. Nasty Ned Chambers punches Boof repeatedly and then Nasty Ned Chambers goes for a pin. Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 .........2 ........... Handy Andy breaks the count, smashing a kendo stick over the head of Ned.]
Jeremy Tucker - Nasty Ned Chambers should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Toby Navel : Ned must be wondering what he has gotten himself into, he was the one who went into Soutter's office at the start of the show to demand this be a Hardcore match, and now it is Andy who is the one utilising the weapons.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets not forget that Andy last week challenged Jinn to a Hardcore match for the final when he thought he would be progressing past Lonewolf, looks like he is Handy in the weapons department, no pun intended.
[Handy Andy picks up Boof and delivers a Side Russian legsweep, with the kendo stick.]
Toby Navel : Shades of the Sandman there.
[Handy Andy then moves to the ropes, and a fan throws him a can of beer, which he catches, skulls half of it and then starts smashing it across his own forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker : That may be his tribute to the Sandman.
[Crack!!!]
Toby Navel : Ned just cracked Andy with the Kendo stick, looks like he might of gotten a bit ahead of himself there with that premature celebration.
Andrew Fulton : (defensively) What do you mean premature, i don't know what you are talking about, who told you that?
[Boof is back on his feet and Nasty Ned Chambers picks him up over head in a press slam, then runs to the ropes and just tosses Boof out of the ring, right into ringside safety rail.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!
[Holy Shit chant starts up]
Nick Tsalazidis starts the count (.1) (..2)Ned picks up the safety rail, smashes it into Boof's chest, and then drags the rest of the rail across, and puts the broken one on it, making a table by resting the bent rail on the ring apron and the safety rail.. (...3) Ned goes under the ring, and pulls out a chair which he tosses in the ring (....4) ]
Andrew Fulton - Whats he up to?
[Ned plants Boof with a few right hands, making sure he is out of it(.....5)]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy back on his feet, and he sets up the chair near the ropes, runs and bounces of the opposite ones, and then flies over the ropes, using the chair to jump off and nails Boof with a sensational twisting corkscrew plancha.
(....6........)
Jeremy Tucker : Ned looks a little pissed that Handy Andy stole his spot, and reaches into the ring, grabbing the chair, and wails away on both Boof and Handy Andy with it
[( ................7 .............. Nasty Ned Chambers throws Boof into the ring, and then smashes Andy one more time with the chair for stealing his spotlight, then he rolls into the ring]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy in trouble out here, and Ned looks to be in full control, nailing Boof with a Reverse Crucifix Powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful move there from Ned, and he goes for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 .......................... (Handy Andy jumps in to break the count with the wheel brace he was using to change his tyre earlier in the week, but Ned new he was coming, and moved out of the way, Andy cracking Boof with the wheel brace.]
Andrew Fulton : Chambers? I didn't know he had it in him, he is wrestling this match like a pro!
Jeremy Tucker : (voice full of pride) Hey, he isn't my favourite wrestler for nothing!
Andrew Fulton : Well, i guess if you lose against the best for that many years, something has to rub off eventually.
[Ned boots Handy Andy in the stomach, then snatches the wheel brace from him, and clocks him with it, right on the jaw.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhh my goodness! What a shot, Ned may of broke Andy's jaw with that shot!
[Handy Andy is down, and Ned climbs to the top rope, measures Boof, and nails him with a 5 Star frog splash.]
Toby Navel : The Nasty Splash! That should be it right there! Nasty Ned Chambers goes for a pin.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ..................... 3!!!!!!!
Frank Salazar - The winner of this match, Nasty Ned Chambers!!!
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Jun 21, 2004#3
{ A red corvette pulls up in the parking lot as Rain steps out with an overnight bag draped over her shoulder, making her way to the backstage door. }
Fan: Rain, wheres Lonewolf at? Hes got his match just mere minutes away and nobody here has seen him.
Rain: Dont worry about where McNeely is, just mind your own business and wait for the match tonight, one thing will lead to another.
{ Several minutes go by and the camera takes us into the locker room of Lonewolf McNeely. With one leg up on the top of a steel chair, Lonewolf is shown bent down stretching out his legs and cracking his neck. Rain makes her way over and drapes a towel around his shoulder and uses the index finger to swipe off the bead of sweat from his forehead. }
Rain: Tonight is the night McNeely. Tonight you show me, the boys backstage, the promoter, the fans and the world what all of your hard work was for. Tonight you take that final step to the world title and tonight you over come all the odds.
Its not about just winning the match, tonight is about pride, dignity, determination, dedication, drive and desire. Everything that you have, everything that youve built up inside. Tonight is where you put all the pieces together to get the winning combination.
{ Lonewolf takes his leg off the chair and walks over to the corner of the room and begins shadow boxing and moving his legs to keep them fresh and get the blood flowing. Rain tosses him a bottled water, but Lonewolf continues to shadow box and go over the match in his mind. }
Rain: Jinn Blaze is the last piece to the puzzle, and once that piece fits in like a glove were going national, were going global, were going to be the world champion.
{ Lonewolf stops, turns and glares at Rain and slams his head into the wall several times and with one quick motion, takes his hands and snaps his neck back, leaving a sound like a bottle has been broken on the ground. }
Lonewolf McNeely: We? We? We!!!!!! Who fought Vulcan? Who fought Handjob Andy? Who is facing Jinn Blaze? Theres no we, its only me. And tonight I show the world pain and punishment like nobody has ever seen before. Tonight I put out the Blaze and water it down with my superior skills. Tonight I take the #1 contender slot and prepare to face Sam for the world title.
Tonight is the first step to success, tonight the company sees a brand new era and tonight the fans, the boys in the back, Soutter, the world in general see that Lonewolf McNeely is the steal of the draft. The one guy that nobody wanted in their company, shows why hes the hottest thing going today. Tonight when I defeat Jinn Blaze, I show the world that everyone who ever passed me by, everyone who refused to sign me to their company, tonight I show them that they all made the biggest mistake of their lives.
{ A knock occurs at the door, and Lonewolf kicks the door open, revealing an older gentlemen trembling in fear. }
Old man: Its time for your match Lonewolf.
{ McNeely smiles and shakes his head. }
Lonewolf McNeely: No, its time for me to be rewarded for my hard work and dedication. Blaze you had a nice run, but in mere minutes you fall slave to my grind.
The camera begins to fade out as the lights dim, and Lonewolf grabs his ring attire for the match.
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Jun 21, 2004#4
Frank Salazar - The following match is set for one fall, and is to determine the new Statewide Heavyweight Champion!!! . On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from parts unknown, Vulcan!!! (crowd boos *********)
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflecting off his head as he slowly walks to the ring. He gets halfway down before he stops and removes his coat. He still stares at the ring, almost looking through it as he continues down the ramp. He walks up the steps and then along the apron until he's in the middle of the ropes on the outside. He faces the crowd and gives them a twisted smile as he steps between the middle and top rope. He then stands, watching the crowd react without emotion ]
Frank Salazar - and introducing his opponent, weighing in at 487 pounds, from Hawaii ... Kota!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[The lights dim slowly, an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen..then it cuts to a raging volcano..hot lava flowing through a village..burning up everything in its path...the picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village..then Kota appears on the screen..he is in the ring .. bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen .. nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron .. he enters the ring and stares coldly at Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men now in the ring, and referee Nick Tsalazidis holds up the new Statewide title for all to see, and then signals for the bell.
[Vulcan paces around the ring. Kota tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Kota.]
Toby Navel : Vulcan was just pacing around there, measuring Kota up, and when he took his eyes off him to test the ropes, that was just the opening Vulcan needed.
Jeremy Tucker : It sure was Toby, and now he continues the early assault with a running lariat.
Toby Navel : Kota a bit wonky on his feet, and Vulcan hooks the big man, trying for a t-bone, but Kota is too big, and blocks it, sending a huge forearm crashing into the back of Vulcan.
Jeremy Tucker : Even with all of the power of Vulcan, there was no way he was going to get Kota up this early in the match, if at all.
Toby Navel : Kota picks big Vulcan up and drills him with a Samoan drop.
Andrew Fulton : This big Hawaiian going straight to his heritage there with the Samoan drop.
Jeremy Tucker : You do know that Hawaii and Samoa are different places Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Of course i do, maybe he should start calling that move the Hawaiian drop.
[Kota puts Vulcan on the top rope and executes a superplex and drops for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 .................. (Vulcan kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker : Nice kickout there by Vulcan, that nearly 500 pounds pressing down on you, but he was able to slip out the back door.
Toby Navel : Vulcan gets back to his feet and throws Vulcan into the turnbuckle. Vulcan then comes over and smashes Kota's head into it, but there is no effect what so ever and Kota rams Vulcan's head into it, and then throws Vulcan into the opposite turnbuckle, and charges in crushing him with his own Stinger Splash!
Jeremy Tucker : What an avalanche by big Kota! Vulcan stumbles out of the corner, and Kota scoops Vulcan up and splatters his ass in the ring with that Rikishi Driver!
Toby Navel : Thats the Richter Scale, allready!! No one can get up from that!
[Kota covers Vulcan hooking the leg. Nick Tsalazidis counts the pin. ...1 ...............2 ..............3!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : He did it folks! And in a convincing fashion!
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, and NEW Statewide Heavyweight Champion ...... KOTA!!!!
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Jun 21, 2004#5
Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, and just in time.
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam Piltdown walks out to his music he stands at the entrance to pose a little for the crowd, showing them the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Title. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but warm to the crowd. C. K. Panic accompanies him, dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt, and his trademark wire rimmed glasses.]
Toby Navel : There he is, the Australian champ, and this is the first time we will be seeing him in action since our return!
Andrew Fulton : Its about time he had to work for his money, this guy has been slumming it, with his little segment and hanging with the likes of Hunglestein.
Jeremy Tucker : Its a damn shame what has happened to Hunglestein, i sure do hope he is able to get his family back together.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares about his family Jerry, what about that killer instinct of his, boy, if i have to hear about him and his kid one more time i think im going to puke.
Toby Navel : Give it a rest Fulton, the man has hit rock bottom, and is trying to turn his life around, if you ask me, it could be the best thing to ever happen to him, he finally seems to of learnt some morales.
Andrew Fulton : He is learning some of Pedro Morales moves?
Jeremy Tucker : Arrg!
[Jerry smacks his forehead as Everybody wants to rule the world by Tears for Fears hits. The arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on the rampway ..... and Soutter comes out from the back, standing in the spotlight, looking very intense.]
Toby Navel : THATS SOUTTER!
Jeremy Tucker : Whats he doing out here?
Soutter : Cut the music.
[Soutter starts heading down he ramp, slowly, the crowd looking on with interest, he enters the ring and walks towards Piltdown.]
Soutter : How you going Sam, its been a while.
[Sam Piltdown grabs the mic from Frank Salazar next to him.]
Sam Piltdown : Not f**king long enough.
Soutter : Ohhh, is that so?
Sam Piltdown : You know it, actually ..... come to think of it, last time i saw you was when i dropped your blubbery ass.
Soutter : Ohhhh, i remember, i think that was about the time your career turned around, funny about that, isn't it, care to have another shot?
Sam Piltdown : Maybe. (Sam looks around to the crowd and they give a mixed reaction) What are you doing out here anyway? You gonna be the "special guest announcer?" Well hurry up, 'cause I gotta get done and see the end of the tourny.
Soutter : Change of plans big guy.
Sam Piltdown : *dubious* Really?
Soutter : Thats right turkey, did you really think i would let someone with the name Hunglestein work here?
Sam Piltdown : Who really cares what you---
Soutter (cutting him off) : Hunglestein will never work for me, NEVER! Do you understand that?
Sam Piltdown : Watch your tone, because I will drop you again if I feel like it!
Soutter : How dare you have the gall to bring that man into my ring. and ho....
Sam Piltdown : I thought you were all about what the f**king fans want, fatass! And the people here want Hunglestein!
[The crowd cheers the mention of RHIII and Sam eggs them on. Soutter looks around in a displeased manner.]
Soutter : Listen, no one likes to give the fans what they want more then myself, but not this time, i'm sorry, but its for their own good. That man is trouble, with a capital T, and i wont have him in my ring...but that leaves us with you, doesn't it "Mr Fixit".
[Sam stares at Soutter defiantly. He mouths a hearty "F**k you."]
Soutter : Yes, what to do with you tonight, i could have some big superstar come out and make his debut right now, tearing you to pieces, i could get one of the many i have been in negotiations with to run down through the crowd, sneak in the ring behind you ....
[Sam quickly looks behind him, but no one is there.]
Soutter : ..... I could even fight you myself.
[Crowd pop, and Sam seems to like the sound of that, cracking his knuckles.]
Soutter : But there's about as much chance of that happening as there is of Hunglestein coming out here right now. So .... here's what we're going to do.
[Soutter reaches into his jacket and pulls out a referee shirt, throwing it to Piltdown.]
Soutter : The main event is coming up next, Lonewolf Vs Blaze, the winner meets you next week for the Australian Heavyweight title, you'll get a birds eye view of these two, as you will be refereeing that match up!
[Sam and CK look at the shirt and then both give Soutter the finger. Fade to the commercial.]
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Jun 21, 2004#6
Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is the main event of the evening. This match is also the final of the tournament for a shot at Sam Piltdown and the Australian Heavyweight Title (Sam poses with a cheesy smile in his referee shirt.). On his way to the ring at this time, being accompanied by Rain, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Montreal, Canada , Lonewolf McNeely!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possessing position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolf's eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start. ]
Frank Salazar : and his opponent, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Providence, Rhode Island (USA), Jinn Blaze!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The guitar intro to Lip Gloss and Black by Atreyu begins playing as the arena grows dark. Intelligent white lights dance to the rhythm of the guitar until all the instruments kick in. The curtains part, and Jinn Blaze stands, clad in an open black button-down shirt, his white flamed-tinged cargo-style jeans, and his long hair wet and covering his face. He stands at the top of the entranceway, gazing up at the sky, palms outstretched to the side.]
#If I gave you enough pretty words
#Could you paint a picture of us that works?
#An emphasis on function rather than design
[Jinn clenches his fists and begins to walk to the ring.]
#Arent you tired, because I will carry you
#On a broken back and blown out knees
#Ive been here for a while
#For a while
[In one quick leap, he vaults onto the ring apron, and steps onto the top rope.]
#Arent you tired of being weak?
#Such rage that you could scream
#The stars right out of the sky
[Jinn flips his hair up and outstretches his palms and poses in a crucifix-style. The women in the audience go crazy, but he gets quite the mixed reaction from the males. Those that respect his wrestling background cheer, those that hate that the girls love him boo.]
#And destroy the prettiest starry night
#Every evening that I die
[Jinn jumps down into the center of the ring and drops to a knee, seemingly in prayer. He folds his hands and presses them to his forehead, rocking back and forth.]
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human .
[As the song fades away, the arena lights come back up and Jinn rises, removing his shirt and retiring to his corner.]
Toby Navel : Both men in the ring, and this one is under way, they circle each other, warily, before moving into hook up and Jinn Blaze gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: McNeely jumping the gun there with the elbow smash, he saw how Jinn took Seven apart last week, practically ripping his arm from his socket, and it looks like he is trying to avoid hooking up with Jinn, so as not to allow him to get his hands on the arm.
Andrew Fulton : If Jinn gets a hold of that arm, its all over after what we saw in that match, good preparation from Lonewolf.
[Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Jinn Blaze sending him to the mat, Jinn quickly kipps up to his feet, the girls in the arena popping, but its short lived, as McNeely was waiting on him, and he clocks him with a spinning discuss punch.]
Toby Navel : Lonewolf taking control of this match from the get go.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top, and takes off for a corkscrew legdrop on Jinn Blaze, but Jinn rolls out of the way.
Toby Navel : Too soon to be going to the top, and Lonewolf tastes the canvas.
[Lonewolf McNeely is back on his feet, but so is Jinn, and Jinn Blaze dropkicks Lonewolf McNeely to the knee.]
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely takes the kick to the knee, and uppercuts Jinn Blaze, Lonewolf McNeely then double underhook's Jinn, but Jinn quick as a flash, grabs not the arm of McNeely, and takes him down with an armbar.
Toby Navel : Jinn is perhaps the purest wrestling talent we have here in Australia right now, i thought Adam Seven was the measuring stick when it came to technical wrestling, but Jinn took him move for move last week, and walked out the victor.
[Lonewolf makes his way to his feet, but Jinn Blaze executes the German suplex on Lonewolf McNeely. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Good German suplex by Jinn Blaze.
[Jinn Blaze suplexes Lonewolf McNeely. Jinn Blaze grabs Lonewolf McNeely's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.]
Toby Navel : Here we see it again, Jinn is just relentless on the arm, and Lonewolf looks to be in a world of pain.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf knows what is at stake here in this one, and escapes the hold, making it to the ropes, and then sliding out of the ring for a breather, trying to get some circulation back into his arm.
[Sam Piltdown starts the count (.1) and Jinn Blaze runs and bounces of the ropes, springboarding of the ropes and launching at Lonewolf with a Corkscrew Tope Con Hilo but Lonewolf moves at just the last second.]
Toby Navel : Desperation move there by Lonewolf.
Sam Piltdown : 2............ 3 ............
Andrew Fulton : Desperation? Jinn was the one going for the high risk move, all McNeely did was move out of the way.
[Lonewolf McNeely chokes Jinn with a microphone cable. ]
Sam Piltdown : 4 ......................
Jeremy Tucker : Jinn Blaze really gasping for air, and Lonewolf drops the mic cord, and throws Jinn back into the ring, rolling in after him.
Toby Navel : The crowd here really seem to be against Lonewolf, but he is doing well to shut them out, planting Jinn with a Northern Lights Powerbomb and going for a cover.
Referee Sam Piltdown : 1 .................. 2 ....................(Jinn kicks out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown calling this one right down the middle.
Toby Navel : Its going to be interesting to see how Sam goes next week against the winner, he hasn't had a match yet since we returned, and i'm not sure if that will work better for him, or against him.
Andrew Fulton : Well, he may have some ring rust, but will also be injury free, so it could work either way actually Toby.
Toby Navel : I think thats pretty much what i just said.
[Lonewolf questions Sam about the count, and Jinn Blaze tries for a back breaker but Lonewolf McNeely avoids it. Lonewolf McNeely goes for a Spinning discuss punch but Jinn Blaze dodges the attack. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Both men now showing great defensive skills to go along with there tremendous offence. Jinn dodged that Spinning Discuss punch well, and points to his head, showing he is too smart, but Lonewolf keeps spinning, and nails him with a Heart Punch.
[Lonewolf McNeely hits Jinn Blaze with a heart punch.]
Toby Navel : Lonewolf goes to hook Jinn, but Jinn reverses it, going for the arm of Lonewolf.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf blocks Jinn, he isn't going to let him hook that arm again, but Jinn quickly changes direction, and plants McNeely with a single arm DDT.
Toby Navel : Jinn then jumps ontop of Lonewolf with a triangle choke, and referee Sam Piltdown warns him about the choke.
[Blaze ignores Piltdown who starts the mandatory 5 count.]
Sam Piltdown : 1 .................. 2 ...................... 3 ....................... 4 .................... (Jinn releases the choke, and locks on a Double Chickenwing Oriental Crab)
Jeremy Tucker : Jinn with a Double Chickenwing Oriental Crab here, he truly is a master of submission.
Andrew Fulton : He is ok.
Toby Navel : Sam Piltdown in there asking McNeely if he wants to submit, but McNeely wants none of it, and he somehow makes it to his feet, what power.
Jeremy Tucker : How in the heck can he make it to his feet from that move, with Jinn on his back in a crab?
Andrew Fulton : Power Jerry, power.
Jeremy Tucker : Meh, Lonewolf with Jinn up there on his back, he backs off towards the ropes, and Jinn uses them ropes to kick off and bulldog Lonewolf ....
Toby Navel : But Lonewolf ducks through the bulldog.
[Jinn rolls to his feet, and Lonewolf McNeely superkicks Jinn Blaze.]
Jeremy Tucker : Superkick! Superkick from McNeely!
Toby Navel : Jinn slowly back to his feet, and Lonewolf McNeely delivers a spine buster to Jinn Blaze.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf gets a sadistic smile across his face and charges Jinn, nailing him with a shinning wizard!
Toby Navel : He calls that one the flesh cut, and it normally is the set up to ....
Andrew Fulton : To the No Human Contact!
[Jinn is lifted high over the head of Lonewolf in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter.]
Jeremy Tucker : And thats it right there, No Human Contact!
[Lonewolf McNeely covers Jinn Blaze hooking the leg.]
Sam Piltdown : 1 ...................... 2 ...................... 3!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf has done it, and he gets his shot at the title next week.
[Scene fades with Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul hitting and Sam Piltdown raising Lonewolf's arm, the two of them watching each other warily.]
The shot then crosses to ring announcer Frank Salazar, in the ring.]
Frank Salazar : WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Couldn't of said it better Frankie!
Toby Navel : What a night we have in store for you all tonight fans, i am pumped!
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right, we have both the Statewide title up for grabs tonight, and the final of the number one contenders tourney.
Toby Navel : And lets not forget Sam Piltdown vs RH3!
Jeremy Tucker : Certainly not, ..... fans, i have just received word that something is breaking backstage, lets see if we can pick up what is happening.
[Scene Opens to Soutter sitting on the Love seat filling out the whole thing, no room for anyone else. When a door is slammed open. Right of its hinges.]
Soutter- What the #$%^? Of all the people in this Fed I didnt expect you to knock down any doors.
[Camera Pans to show Nasty Ned Chambers walking in the room.]
Ned- Yeah well sometimes you got to act different to get things done around here.
Soutter- What do you mean?
Ned- Look boss, things around here have gotten out of control A president of the United States dies and we dont do anything to say, hey, sorry for your loss. No its just business as usual around here.
Soutter- The man was 93 years old Ned, are you ok?
Ned- No, since being signed with SWAT I havent been myself, I have been lacking in the enthusiasm that I normally have. And I know why its part Distraction and Part Pent up Anger. I can handle the distraction but no so much the anger I need to release Paul. I need something to lets say focus this negative energy away from me.
Soutter- What do you want?
Ned- A hardcore match. Tonight.
Soutter- Ned you have a match already tonight with Handy Andy and Boof.
Ned- Yeah and where is the problem. I just want you to make it a Hardcore match. I know Andy wont care. What do you say.
Soutter- Alright Man You have the match your way.
Ned- Thanks Soutter. By The Way You might want an ambulance or two ready after my match .
Soutter - Feeling that confident? Come on Ned, why would i need an ambulance after "your" match?
Ned- Because Its About to Get Nasty.
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Jeremy Tucker : Well, that sure was an interesting way to start of the show.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like Chambers is trying to grow a sack.
Toby Navel : Looks to me like he is just trying to get his point across Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Either way folks, we got ourselves a Hardcore match to kick of the show, take it away Frank.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS NOW A HARDCORE MATCH, Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 325 pounds, from MASON CITY, IOWA, Nasty Ned Chambers!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pyro falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pyro blasts from where the phone booth was. When the Smoke dissipates the phone booth is destroyed. This Just got Nasty Rolls across the Aussie-Tron. As the Crowd realises who it is they all start to cheer.
Crowd- Ned Ned Ned Ned
The Spotlight now pans to the top of the Aussie-Tron where a man stands starring down with his arms crossed. The Crowd just goes nuts for everyones favourite crime fighting wrestler. The man walks off the Aussie-tron to thats right nothing he is floating in the air. The man starts moving closer to the ring. As he gets closer to the ring the lights turn back on to reveal Ned Chambers floating along to the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : It may be corny, but i love this guy, and that entrance does it for me every time, i think he is fast becoming my favourite wrestler here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : You got to be kidding me Jerry.
Frank Salazar : The second in this three way match, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Suburbia USA, Handy Andy!!! (crowd cheers ******)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. ]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy sure is beginning to make a name for himself around here.
Jeremy Tucker : Your right there Toby, he can consider himself very unlucky not to be in the main event tonight, he was so close to defeating Lonewolf and making his way into the final of the tourney.
Andrew Fulton : But he didn't defeat him, did he?
Jeremy Tucker : Not through any lack of effort he didn't.
Andrew Fulton : And where did all that effort get him? Right here in the opening match with the likes of Chambers and Boof.
Frank Salazar - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!!
[Boof walks to the ring. Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest. Nasty Ned Chambers walks around the ring and poses to the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned gets this one moving quickly, nailing Boof with an upper cut palm strike, and Handy Andy instantly follows it up with a roundhouse kick.
(ding, ding, ding)
Toby Navel : Boof coming in to meet Nasty Ned Chambers, but he catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.
[Nasty Ned Chambers then clotheslines Boof, throws Boof into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker - Boof not getting of to a good start here.
[Handy Andy now with a cookie tray he grabbed from under the ring while Ned was beating on Boof, and he wastes no time, smashing Nasty Ned Chambers right over the head with it.]
Toby Navel : Damn, look at that, he swung that cookie tray so hard, that it contorted on Ned's face like in a cartoon.
Andrew Fulton : Somebody grab that cookie tray, we will be able to sell Nasty Ned cookies to all the ankle biters out there and make a small fortune!
Toby Navel : Ankle biters? You may of been in Australia to long Fulton, your beginning to talk like them.
[Handy Andy then grabs Boof and tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Andy follows Boof out there, flying from the ring apron and nailing Boof with a springboard floating leg drop.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus, the hang time on that floating leg drop was incredible, i thought we were in slow motion there for a moment.
Toby Navel : And these fans here at the Dandenong basketball stadium sure are appreciative.
[Handy Andy rams Boof's head into the ring apron and rolls him back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton : This Boof is getting the bejesus knocked out of him, this is one of his better performances so far i must say.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, he hasn't been to good since debuting, thats for certain.
[Nasty Ned Chambers nails Boof with a belly-to-back suplex. Nasty Ned Chambers punches Boof repeatedly and then Nasty Ned Chambers goes for a pin. Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 .........2 ........... Handy Andy breaks the count, smashing a kendo stick over the head of Ned.]
Jeremy Tucker - Nasty Ned Chambers should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Toby Navel : Ned must be wondering what he has gotten himself into, he was the one who went into Soutter's office at the start of the show to demand this be a Hardcore match, and now it is Andy who is the one utilising the weapons.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets not forget that Andy last week challenged Jinn to a Hardcore match for the final when he thought he would be progressing past Lonewolf, looks like he is Handy in the weapons department, no pun intended.
[Handy Andy picks up Boof and delivers a Side Russian legsweep, with the kendo stick.]
Toby Navel : Shades of the Sandman there.
[Handy Andy then moves to the ropes, and a fan throws him a can of beer, which he catches, skulls half of it and then starts smashing it across his own forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker : That may be his tribute to the Sandman.
[Crack!!!]
Toby Navel : Ned just cracked Andy with the Kendo stick, looks like he might of gotten a bit ahead of himself there with that premature celebration.
Andrew Fulton : (defensively) What do you mean premature, i don't know what you are talking about, who told you that?
[Boof is back on his feet and Nasty Ned Chambers picks him up over head in a press slam, then runs to the ropes and just tosses Boof out of the ring, right into ringside safety rail.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus!
[Holy Shit chant starts up]
Nick Tsalazidis starts the count (.1) (..2)Ned picks up the safety rail, smashes it into Boof's chest, and then drags the rest of the rail across, and puts the broken one on it, making a table by resting the bent rail on the ring apron and the safety rail.. (...3) Ned goes under the ring, and pulls out a chair which he tosses in the ring (....4) ]
Andrew Fulton - Whats he up to?
[Ned plants Boof with a few right hands, making sure he is out of it(.....5)]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy back on his feet, and he sets up the chair near the ropes, runs and bounces of the opposite ones, and then flies over the ropes, using the chair to jump off and nails Boof with a sensational twisting corkscrew plancha.
(....6........)
Jeremy Tucker : Ned looks a little pissed that Handy Andy stole his spot, and reaches into the ring, grabbing the chair, and wails away on both Boof and Handy Andy with it
[( ................7 .............. Nasty Ned Chambers throws Boof into the ring, and then smashes Andy one more time with the chair for stealing his spotlight, then he rolls into the ring]
Toby Navel : Handy Andy in trouble out here, and Ned looks to be in full control, nailing Boof with a Reverse Crucifix Powerbomb.]
Jeremy Tucker : Beautiful move there from Ned, and he goes for a cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 .......................... (Handy Andy jumps in to break the count with the wheel brace he was using to change his tyre earlier in the week, but Ned new he was coming, and moved out of the way, Andy cracking Boof with the wheel brace.]
Andrew Fulton : Chambers? I didn't know he had it in him, he is wrestling this match like a pro!
Jeremy Tucker : (voice full of pride) Hey, he isn't my favourite wrestler for nothing!
Andrew Fulton : Well, i guess if you lose against the best for that many years, something has to rub off eventually.
[Ned boots Handy Andy in the stomach, then snatches the wheel brace from him, and clocks him with it, right on the jaw.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ohhh my goodness! What a shot, Ned may of broke Andy's jaw with that shot!
[Handy Andy is down, and Ned climbs to the top rope, measures Boof, and nails him with a 5 Star frog splash.]
Toby Navel : The Nasty Splash! That should be it right there! Nasty Ned Chambers goes for a pin.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....................... 2 ..................... 3!!!!!!!
Frank Salazar - The winner of this match, Nasty Ned Chambers!!!
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{ A red corvette pulls up in the parking lot as Rain steps out with an overnight bag draped over her shoulder, making her way to the backstage door. }
Fan: Rain, wheres Lonewolf at? Hes got his match just mere minutes away and nobody here has seen him.
Rain: Dont worry about where McNeely is, just mind your own business and wait for the match tonight, one thing will lead to another.
{ Several minutes go by and the camera takes us into the locker room of Lonewolf McNeely. With one leg up on the top of a steel chair, Lonewolf is shown bent down stretching out his legs and cracking his neck. Rain makes her way over and drapes a towel around his shoulder and uses the index finger to swipe off the bead of sweat from his forehead. }
Rain: Tonight is the night McNeely. Tonight you show me, the boys backstage, the promoter, the fans and the world what all of your hard work was for. Tonight you take that final step to the world title and tonight you over come all the odds.
Its not about just winning the match, tonight is about pride, dignity, determination, dedication, drive and desire. Everything that you have, everything that youve built up inside. Tonight is where you put all the pieces together to get the winning combination.
{ Lonewolf takes his leg off the chair and walks over to the corner of the room and begins shadow boxing and moving his legs to keep them fresh and get the blood flowing. Rain tosses him a bottled water, but Lonewolf continues to shadow box and go over the match in his mind. }
Rain: Jinn Blaze is the last piece to the puzzle, and once that piece fits in like a glove were going national, were going global, were going to be the world champion.
{ Lonewolf stops, turns and glares at Rain and slams his head into the wall several times and with one quick motion, takes his hands and snaps his neck back, leaving a sound like a bottle has been broken on the ground. }
Lonewolf McNeely: We? We? We!!!!!! Who fought Vulcan? Who fought Handjob Andy? Who is facing Jinn Blaze? Theres no we, its only me. And tonight I show the world pain and punishment like nobody has ever seen before. Tonight I put out the Blaze and water it down with my superior skills. Tonight I take the #1 contender slot and prepare to face Sam for the world title.
Tonight is the first step to success, tonight the company sees a brand new era and tonight the fans, the boys in the back, Soutter, the world in general see that Lonewolf McNeely is the steal of the draft. The one guy that nobody wanted in their company, shows why hes the hottest thing going today. Tonight when I defeat Jinn Blaze, I show the world that everyone who ever passed me by, everyone who refused to sign me to their company, tonight I show them that they all made the biggest mistake of their lives.
{ A knock occurs at the door, and Lonewolf kicks the door open, revealing an older gentlemen trembling in fear. }
Old man: Its time for your match Lonewolf.
{ McNeely smiles and shakes his head. }
Lonewolf McNeely: No, its time for me to be rewarded for my hard work and dedication. Blaze you had a nice run, but in mere minutes you fall slave to my grind.
The camera begins to fade out as the lights dim, and Lonewolf grabs his ring attire for the match.
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Frank Salazar - The following match is set for one fall, and is to determine the new Statewide Heavyweight Champion!!! . On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from parts unknown, Vulcan!!! (crowd boos *********)
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflecting off his head as he slowly walks to the ring. He gets halfway down before he stops and removes his coat. He still stares at the ring, almost looking through it as he continues down the ramp. He walks up the steps and then along the apron until he's in the middle of the ropes on the outside. He faces the crowd and gives them a twisted smile as he steps between the middle and top rope. He then stands, watching the crowd react without emotion ]
Frank Salazar - and introducing his opponent, weighing in at 487 pounds, from Hawaii ... Kota!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[The lights dim slowly, an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen..then it cuts to a raging volcano..hot lava flowing through a village..burning up everything in its path...the picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village..then Kota appears on the screen..he is in the ring .. bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen .. nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron .. he enters the ring and stares coldly at Vulcan.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men now in the ring, and referee Nick Tsalazidis holds up the new Statewide title for all to see, and then signals for the bell.
[Vulcan paces around the ring. Kota tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Kota.]
Toby Navel : Vulcan was just pacing around there, measuring Kota up, and when he took his eyes off him to test the ropes, that was just the opening Vulcan needed.
Jeremy Tucker : It sure was Toby, and now he continues the early assault with a running lariat.
Toby Navel : Kota a bit wonky on his feet, and Vulcan hooks the big man, trying for a t-bone, but Kota is too big, and blocks it, sending a huge forearm crashing into the back of Vulcan.
Jeremy Tucker : Even with all of the power of Vulcan, there was no way he was going to get Kota up this early in the match, if at all.
Toby Navel : Kota picks big Vulcan up and drills him with a Samoan drop.
Andrew Fulton : This big Hawaiian going straight to his heritage there with the Samoan drop.
Jeremy Tucker : You do know that Hawaii and Samoa are different places Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Of course i do, maybe he should start calling that move the Hawaiian drop.
[Kota puts Vulcan on the top rope and executes a superplex and drops for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................ 2 .................. (Vulcan kicks out)
Jeremy Tucker : Nice kickout there by Vulcan, that nearly 500 pounds pressing down on you, but he was able to slip out the back door.
Toby Navel : Vulcan gets back to his feet and throws Vulcan into the turnbuckle. Vulcan then comes over and smashes Kota's head into it, but there is no effect what so ever and Kota rams Vulcan's head into it, and then throws Vulcan into the opposite turnbuckle, and charges in crushing him with his own Stinger Splash!
Jeremy Tucker : What an avalanche by big Kota! Vulcan stumbles out of the corner, and Kota scoops Vulcan up and splatters his ass in the ring with that Rikishi Driver!
Toby Navel : Thats the Richter Scale, allready!! No one can get up from that!
[Kota covers Vulcan hooking the leg. Nick Tsalazidis counts the pin. ...1 ...............2 ..............3!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : He did it folks! And in a convincing fashion!
Frank Salazar : Winner of the match, and NEW Statewide Heavyweight Champion ...... KOTA!!!!
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Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, and just in time.
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam Piltdown walks out to his music he stands at the entrance to pose a little for the crowd, showing them the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Title. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but warm to the crowd. C. K. Panic accompanies him, dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt, and his trademark wire rimmed glasses.]
Toby Navel : There he is, the Australian champ, and this is the first time we will be seeing him in action since our return!
Andrew Fulton : Its about time he had to work for his money, this guy has been slumming it, with his little segment and hanging with the likes of Hunglestein.
Jeremy Tucker : Its a damn shame what has happened to Hunglestein, i sure do hope he is able to get his family back together.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares about his family Jerry, what about that killer instinct of his, boy, if i have to hear about him and his kid one more time i think im going to puke.
Toby Navel : Give it a rest Fulton, the man has hit rock bottom, and is trying to turn his life around, if you ask me, it could be the best thing to ever happen to him, he finally seems to of learnt some morales.
Andrew Fulton : He is learning some of Pedro Morales moves?
Jeremy Tucker : Arrg!
[Jerry smacks his forehead as Everybody wants to rule the world by Tears for Fears hits. The arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on the rampway ..... and Soutter comes out from the back, standing in the spotlight, looking very intense.]
Toby Navel : THATS SOUTTER!
Jeremy Tucker : Whats he doing out here?
Soutter : Cut the music.
[Soutter starts heading down he ramp, slowly, the crowd looking on with interest, he enters the ring and walks towards Piltdown.]
Soutter : How you going Sam, its been a while.
[Sam Piltdown grabs the mic from Frank Salazar next to him.]
Sam Piltdown : Not f**king long enough.
Soutter : Ohhh, is that so?
Sam Piltdown : You know it, actually ..... come to think of it, last time i saw you was when i dropped your blubbery ass.
Soutter : Ohhhh, i remember, i think that was about the time your career turned around, funny about that, isn't it, care to have another shot?
Sam Piltdown : Maybe. (Sam looks around to the crowd and they give a mixed reaction) What are you doing out here anyway? You gonna be the "special guest announcer?" Well hurry up, 'cause I gotta get done and see the end of the tourny.
Soutter : Change of plans big guy.
Sam Piltdown : *dubious* Really?
Soutter : Thats right turkey, did you really think i would let someone with the name Hunglestein work here?
Sam Piltdown : Who really cares what you---
Soutter (cutting him off) : Hunglestein will never work for me, NEVER! Do you understand that?
Sam Piltdown : Watch your tone, because I will drop you again if I feel like it!
Soutter : How dare you have the gall to bring that man into my ring. and ho....
Sam Piltdown : I thought you were all about what the f**king fans want, fatass! And the people here want Hunglestein!
[The crowd cheers the mention of RHIII and Sam eggs them on. Soutter looks around in a displeased manner.]
Soutter : Listen, no one likes to give the fans what they want more then myself, but not this time, i'm sorry, but its for their own good. That man is trouble, with a capital T, and i wont have him in my ring...but that leaves us with you, doesn't it "Mr Fixit".
[Sam stares at Soutter defiantly. He mouths a hearty "F**k you."]
Soutter : Yes, what to do with you tonight, i could have some big superstar come out and make his debut right now, tearing you to pieces, i could get one of the many i have been in negotiations with to run down through the crowd, sneak in the ring behind you ....
[Sam quickly looks behind him, but no one is there.]
Soutter : ..... I could even fight you myself.
[Crowd pop, and Sam seems to like the sound of that, cracking his knuckles.]
Soutter : But there's about as much chance of that happening as there is of Hunglestein coming out here right now. So .... here's what we're going to do.
[Soutter reaches into his jacket and pulls out a referee shirt, throwing it to Piltdown.]
Soutter : The main event is coming up next, Lonewolf Vs Blaze, the winner meets you next week for the Australian Heavyweight title, you'll get a birds eye view of these two, as you will be refereeing that match up!
[Sam and CK look at the shirt and then both give Soutter the finger. Fade to the commercial.]
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Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is the main event of the evening. This match is also the final of the tournament for a shot at Sam Piltdown and the Australian Heavyweight Title (Sam poses with a cheesy smile in his referee shirt.). On his way to the ring at this time, being accompanied by Rain, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Montreal, Canada , Lonewolf McNeely!!! (crowd boos *****)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possessing position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolf's eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start. ]
Frank Salazar : and his opponent, weighing in at 202 pounds, from Providence, Rhode Island (USA), Jinn Blaze!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[The guitar intro to Lip Gloss and Black by Atreyu begins playing as the arena grows dark. Intelligent white lights dance to the rhythm of the guitar until all the instruments kick in. The curtains part, and Jinn Blaze stands, clad in an open black button-down shirt, his white flamed-tinged cargo-style jeans, and his long hair wet and covering his face. He stands at the top of the entranceway, gazing up at the sky, palms outstretched to the side.]
#If I gave you enough pretty words
#Could you paint a picture of us that works?
#An emphasis on function rather than design
[Jinn clenches his fists and begins to walk to the ring.]
#Arent you tired, because I will carry you
#On a broken back and blown out knees
#Ive been here for a while
#For a while
[In one quick leap, he vaults onto the ring apron, and steps onto the top rope.]
#Arent you tired of being weak?
#Such rage that you could scream
#The stars right out of the sky
[Jinn flips his hair up and outstretches his palms and poses in a crucifix-style. The women in the audience go crazy, but he gets quite the mixed reaction from the males. Those that respect his wrestling background cheer, those that hate that the girls love him boo.]
#And destroy the prettiest starry night
#Every evening that I die
[Jinn jumps down into the center of the ring and drops to a knee, seemingly in prayer. He folds his hands and presses them to his forehead, rocking back and forth.]
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold
#I am exhumed, just a little less human .
[As the song fades away, the arena lights come back up and Jinn rises, removing his shirt and retiring to his corner.]
Toby Navel : Both men in the ring, and this one is under way, they circle each other, warily, before moving into hook up and Jinn Blaze gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Jeremy Tucker: McNeely jumping the gun there with the elbow smash, he saw how Jinn took Seven apart last week, practically ripping his arm from his socket, and it looks like he is trying to avoid hooking up with Jinn, so as not to allow him to get his hands on the arm.
Andrew Fulton : If Jinn gets a hold of that arm, its all over after what we saw in that match, good preparation from Lonewolf.
[Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Jinn Blaze sending him to the mat, Jinn quickly kipps up to his feet, the girls in the arena popping, but its short lived, as McNeely was waiting on him, and he clocks him with a spinning discuss punch.]
Toby Navel : Lonewolf taking control of this match from the get go.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top, and takes off for a corkscrew legdrop on Jinn Blaze, but Jinn rolls out of the way.
Toby Navel : Too soon to be going to the top, and Lonewolf tastes the canvas.
[Lonewolf McNeely is back on his feet, but so is Jinn, and Jinn Blaze dropkicks Lonewolf McNeely to the knee.]
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely takes the kick to the knee, and uppercuts Jinn Blaze, Lonewolf McNeely then double underhook's Jinn, but Jinn quick as a flash, grabs not the arm of McNeely, and takes him down with an armbar.
Toby Navel : Jinn is perhaps the purest wrestling talent we have here in Australia right now, i thought Adam Seven was the measuring stick when it came to technical wrestling, but Jinn took him move for move last week, and walked out the victor.
[Lonewolf makes his way to his feet, but Jinn Blaze executes the German suplex on Lonewolf McNeely. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Good German suplex by Jinn Blaze.
[Jinn Blaze suplexes Lonewolf McNeely. Jinn Blaze grabs Lonewolf McNeely's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.]
Toby Navel : Here we see it again, Jinn is just relentless on the arm, and Lonewolf looks to be in a world of pain.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf knows what is at stake here in this one, and escapes the hold, making it to the ropes, and then sliding out of the ring for a breather, trying to get some circulation back into his arm.
[Sam Piltdown starts the count (.1) and Jinn Blaze runs and bounces of the ropes, springboarding of the ropes and launching at Lonewolf with a Corkscrew Tope Con Hilo but Lonewolf moves at just the last second.]
Toby Navel : Desperation move there by Lonewolf.
Sam Piltdown : 2............ 3 ............
Andrew Fulton : Desperation? Jinn was the one going for the high risk move, all McNeely did was move out of the way.
[Lonewolf McNeely chokes Jinn with a microphone cable. ]
Sam Piltdown : 4 ......................
Jeremy Tucker : Jinn Blaze really gasping for air, and Lonewolf drops the mic cord, and throws Jinn back into the ring, rolling in after him.
Toby Navel : The crowd here really seem to be against Lonewolf, but he is doing well to shut them out, planting Jinn with a Northern Lights Powerbomb and going for a cover.
Referee Sam Piltdown : 1 .................. 2 ....................(Jinn kicks out.)
Jeremy Tucker : Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown calling this one right down the middle.
Toby Navel : Its going to be interesting to see how Sam goes next week against the winner, he hasn't had a match yet since we returned, and i'm not sure if that will work better for him, or against him.
Andrew Fulton : Well, he may have some ring rust, but will also be injury free, so it could work either way actually Toby.
Toby Navel : I think thats pretty much what i just said.
[Lonewolf questions Sam about the count, and Jinn Blaze tries for a back breaker but Lonewolf McNeely avoids it. Lonewolf McNeely goes for a Spinning discuss punch but Jinn Blaze dodges the attack. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Both men now showing great defensive skills to go along with there tremendous offence. Jinn dodged that Spinning Discuss punch well, and points to his head, showing he is too smart, but Lonewolf keeps spinning, and nails him with a Heart Punch.
[Lonewolf McNeely hits Jinn Blaze with a heart punch.]
Toby Navel : Lonewolf goes to hook Jinn, but Jinn reverses it, going for the arm of Lonewolf.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf blocks Jinn, he isn't going to let him hook that arm again, but Jinn quickly changes direction, and plants McNeely with a single arm DDT.
Toby Navel : Jinn then jumps ontop of Lonewolf with a triangle choke, and referee Sam Piltdown warns him about the choke.
[Blaze ignores Piltdown who starts the mandatory 5 count.]
Sam Piltdown : 1 .................. 2 ...................... 3 ....................... 4 .................... (Jinn releases the choke, and locks on a Double Chickenwing Oriental Crab)
Jeremy Tucker : Jinn with a Double Chickenwing Oriental Crab here, he truly is a master of submission.
Andrew Fulton : He is ok.
Toby Navel : Sam Piltdown in there asking McNeely if he wants to submit, but McNeely wants none of it, and he somehow makes it to his feet, what power.
Jeremy Tucker : How in the heck can he make it to his feet from that move, with Jinn on his back in a crab?
Andrew Fulton : Power Jerry, power.
Jeremy Tucker : Meh, Lonewolf with Jinn up there on his back, he backs off towards the ropes, and Jinn uses them ropes to kick off and bulldog Lonewolf ....
Toby Navel : But Lonewolf ducks through the bulldog.
[Jinn rolls to his feet, and Lonewolf McNeely superkicks Jinn Blaze.]
Jeremy Tucker : Superkick! Superkick from McNeely!
Toby Navel : Jinn slowly back to his feet, and Lonewolf McNeely delivers a spine buster to Jinn Blaze.
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf gets a sadistic smile across his face and charges Jinn, nailing him with a shinning wizard!
Toby Navel : He calls that one the flesh cut, and it normally is the set up to ....
Andrew Fulton : To the No Human Contact!
[Jinn is lifted high over the head of Lonewolf in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter.]
Jeremy Tucker : And thats it right there, No Human Contact!
[Lonewolf McNeely covers Jinn Blaze hooking the leg.]
Sam Piltdown : 1 ...................... 2 ...................... 3!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf has done it, and he gets his shot at the title next week.
[Scene fades with Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul hitting and Sam Piltdown raising Lonewolf's arm, the two of them watching each other warily.]
