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["Get Free" by The Vines hits and the scene opens up to show the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne, Australia, jam packed with fans jumping up and down and waving there signs in the air and then the 'tron lights up with the No Mans Land logo.]
Frank Salazar : WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!
[The scene then switches to the commentary booth, where we see Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in there regular places, but no Toby Navel, instead, sitting in his place is a heavily tattoo'ed man, wearing a blue singlet and a fisherman's beanie, he has a packet of smokes in the shoulder strap of his singlet.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land, I'm Jeremy Tucker along with Andrew Fulton and this is ... Macca!
Macca : G'Day.
Andrew Fulton : So .... they finally listened to me Jerry and got rid of Navel?
Jeremy Tucker : Got rid of is a bit harsh there Fulton, Toby is still around, and i am told will be handling most of the interview work along with Fifi.
Andrew Fulton : Hahahaha! It is about god damned time!
Macca : Your tellen me mate, i am just stoked to be here.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, tell us a bit about yourself Macca.
Macca : Look, i'm just your everyday good old Australian wrestling fan, and i am going to give it a real crack.
Andrew Fulton : Give what a crack?
Macca : This a crack, the whole commentary thing. I'm cherry ripe to go and am going to give it my fair dinkum best.
Jeremy Tucker : Are you sure your up to it, this can be a tough gig you know Macca.
Macca : She'll be right mate, no worries. If this cobba over ere can do it (motions to Fulton), anyone can.
Jeremy Tucker : Your learning allready.
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Jul 03, 2004#2
Ned Chambers walks into his dressing room where he finds a letter to him. Ned Opens the letter. Ned Reads the letter and a smile comes across his face.
Ned- I couldnt agree more.
Ned sees a road hand and tells him to get a TV Crew for a Promo. The crew arrives at Neds door . Ned Opens the door and lets them in. they set up and begin taping
Ned- Last show I saw something in myself that quite frankly surprised me. I was pissed off at the world an I let it out on my opponents instead of my therapist and the one thing I notice was that I won the match. 123. My guess is that Handy Andy when and complained to Soutter and asked for a One-on-one with the Nasty One. Thats fine I really dont care he is just in the way. I wish the rules were thrown out so that I could finally eliminate this virus from the face of SWAT.
I have finally had enough of this good guy BS its time for me to make my name mean something not just the loveable loser that everyone knows but. Someone who to fear and to take notice. So I am going to start taking apart the rest of SWAT till I become world champ.
Andy the first go around I wasnt even off the plane for more than an hour. So you got lucky you saw last week what happens when Nasty Ned Chambers is fully rested. I never left Australia after that match. So Imagine how rested I am now. I suggest you bring youre A game because Handy Andy Im serving you Notice Things Are About To get Nasty.
Fade.
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Jul 03, 2004#3
Frank Salazar: This match is for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from Unknown, Vulcan!!!
[Crowd boos]
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflects. ]
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!!
[Crowd cheers]
[Boof walks to the ring. Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest. Nick Tsalazidis checks Vulcan's boots and knee pads.]
[The bell rings]
Jeremy Tucker: And the match is underway!
[Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Boof.]
Andrew Fulton: Boof trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Vulcan. Perhaps Vulcan needs to enroll into Weightwatchers?
[Boof tackles Vulcan and pummels his head.]
Jeremy Tucker: Boof is hammering Vulcan repeatedly, with vengeance!
[Boof whips Vulcan into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker: Boof isn't staying down! He doesn't want to die.
[Boof goes to the top rope and nails the shooting star press on Vulcan.]
Andrew Fulton: Count Vulcan out, Tsalazidis!
Jeremy Tucker: 1 ...2.. no! Kickout! Vulcan escapes!
[Vulcan moves back to his feet. Boof hits Vulcan with a rolling elbow smash to the face.]
Macca: Clothesline by Boof!
[Boof gives Vulcan a reverse neckbreaker. Boof moves back to his feet. Now Vulcan is standing. Vulcan picks Boof up and executes a backbreaker. ]
Andrew Fulton: BONECRACKER!!! by Vulcan, Boof'll be needing a walker for a week!
[Boof is up again. Boof trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Vulcan.]
Macca: Inverted figure four by Boof on Vulcan! Now Referee Nick Tsalazidis is asking Vulcan if he quits!
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan trys to escape! But Boof tightens the hold! He's going for it here.
[Vulcan escapes.]
Macca: Boof's momma would be proud!
[Boof connects with a flying knee. Vulcan goes down. Boof gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Vulcan comes over and smashes Boof's head into it. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan throws Boof on the top turnbuckle.
Andrew Fulton: OLYMPUS BOMB! OLYMPUS BOMB!
[Vulcan goes for the cover but Boof puts his foot on the rope]
Andrew Fulton: You dirty dirty scoundrel!
[Vulcan bounces Boof off the ropes and hits a big boot on him.]
Macca: This is what Vulcan calls the Hellsboot!
[ Vulcan hits Boof with a huge spinebuster on to the mat. Vulcan covers Boof. Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 ...2 Boof escapes. ]
Macca: Vulcan was so close, after hitting his Spinal Tap spinebuster!
[Boof stands up. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan's momma would be proud!
[Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Boof]
Macca: Another lockup, they're getting tired... I can sense it.
[Vulcan sends Boof into the turnbuckle. Vulcan comes over and smashes Boof's head into it. Vulcan whips Boof off the ropes and clotheslines him.]
Andrew Fulton: Vulcan with a weak move, is he trying to lose or something?
[Vulcan picks Boof up and throws him down to the ground, and then runs to the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan is going for the Accent of Heavens!
[Boof ducks and Vulcan eats mat]
Macca: No go.
[Boof covers Vulcan but Vulcan kicks out before the referee could count.]
Andrew Fulton: I'm not sure who I should be rooting for... so I'll just root for the match to end!
[Vulcan picks Boof up and hits a jumping tombstone piledriver.]
Jeremy Tucker: He hit the War Hammer! WAR HAMMER!
[Vulcan covers Boof. Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. But Vulcan lifts Boof off the ground before he hit the 3rd count.]
Andrew Fulton: No! Tsalazidis, end the match pronto!
[Vulcan gives Boof a F-5 and goes for the pin.]
Macca: ARES!
[Nick Tsalazidis counts]
Macca: 1....2.....3!!!
Andrew Fulton: We've got ourselves a winner!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match, Vulcan!!!
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Jul 03, 2004#4
Jeremy Tucker: Rumors have been flying around all week around the office of the appointment of some higher-up that will oversee SWAT. But yet, the decision is a total secret! I havent a clue who it might be!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, well its probably some blowhard like KJ Xanathos, who head flies straight up Soutters ass when he stops to eat a hamburger, which is once every 15 seconds.
Macca: Oy, thats not very nice, mate. But he does have a big ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Knock it off you two! Im sure whoever it is will be qualified to do the job.
Andrew Fulton: Some old wrestling suit number-cruncher, I bet. This is a dark day for SWAT
Don Salazar: And now, if you could please avert your attention to the stage area introducing the new president of SWAT
A familiar guitar riff plays an intro by Kiss ]
Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah!
My my, ow, yeah!
Jeremy Tucker: My God, I cant believe it!!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, I have to say I messed up that prediction
Jeremy Tucker: Its .DOMINO!!!!!
A smoking hot brunette stands in the entrance area, smiling to the crowd, and soaking in the cheers. She gives a wave to the crowd and blows a kiss. The crowd cheers her on. Domino is not wearing her normal attire, rather, she is wearing a black business suit and a long black skirt. Her hair is in a bun, and shes wearing glasses. Shes still hot as hell. She walks to the ring area, holding the Statewide title.]
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations, 'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy", she knows she's got me by the balls
[Domino walks into the ring area, and walks around the ring a little, holding up the Statewide title.]
They call her Domino!!
[The music fades out, and Domino stands in the ring, soaking in more cheers.]
Jeremy Tucker: I, I cant believe it! The First Lady of Australian wrestling is now SWAT President! WOW!! What do you think, Fulton?
Andrew Fulton:
Macca: Hes speechless, mate.
[Domino grabs a mic.]
DOM: You know, I have to say, this suit doesnt really suit me
[Domino pulls the pin out of the bun in her hair, letting her long black hair roll down, she takes off the glasses slowly, smiles, and all at once, peels off the suit that was actually a throw-out one piece that reveals her real clothes, a tight black low-cut shirt, and a very short black leather skirt, her normal attire. The crowd goes absolutely bonkers.]
DOM: Thats better.
Jeremy Tucker: Man I think I need a smoke. Whats up with you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton [disheveled voice]: Uh, nuthin. Can I get a smoke too?
[The crowd breaks out in a DOM-I-NO, DOM- I-NO chant.]
DOM: Thanks, guys.
[Domino pauses again.]
DOM: I am SO excited to be here!! I suppose I should tell you the reason I am here. I am not here because Soutter appointed me the president of his new enterprise, SWAT, no. If I said that money wasnt a factor, Id probably be lying. But really, I am here because I want to make a difference. I am here because I want to make SWAT the best it can be. So, I plan on being a very [sexy tone] hands on kind of president.
[The crowd goes wild again as Domino gives the crowd a sly smirk.]
DOM: I would like to get right to business. In my first act as SWAT president, I would like to introduce to you, SWATs very first Statewide champion, KOTA!!!
[Domino swings her to the backstage area to introduce the new Statewide champion, Kota.]
[The lights dim slowly, an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen..then it cuts to a raging volcano..hot lava flowing through a village..burning up everything in its path...the picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village..then Kota appears on the screen..he is in the ring .. bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen..nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron..he enters the ring and stares coldly at Domino. Coldly, but also with a gleam in his eye for her beauty.]
Domino : Congratulations Kota, on winning the the very first SWAT Australia Statewide title!
[Domino hands the title over to Kota, who places the title over his huge shoulder and stares into the camera]
Kota : When Kota arrived here on the mainland..he brought with him great rage and hatred..he brought with him a sense of anger towards the mainlanders..now Kota has dispatched of a few select victims to capture this title..a victory that will bring healing to my people. But be sure this isnt the end of the Path to redemption for Kota..this is but the start of the bloodshed...from here on out..Kota will be the hunter...Kota has hunted and had many kills..all of which were needed to survive. Kota has fought to survive his whole life...this title signifies the start of the next level for Kota..NOW Kota has tasted the blood of the stars here and he thirsts for more..rest assured..there WILL be more. All are now put on notice..LISTEN for the rumble!!
[Kota coldly stares into the camera as he goes to leave the ring .......... Before Kota can finish leaving though, the lights in the arena dim to black and a hush falls over the crowd. Suddenly, two giant white spotlights light up the Swat-tron.
"Stereotype" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA and the crowd starts to buzz. Black and white still photos of a young man's short career begin to flash across the screen in tune with the music, ending with a shot of that man proudly holding the CWA Heavyweight title above his head. The music fades out as the shot zooms in closer and closer until the title engulfs the stage. Then, blackness.
A modern day warrior"
"Mean, mean stride"
[Two spotlights start a trobe effect pointed towards the stage]
"Today's Tom Sawyer"
"Mean, mean pride"
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Tom Sawyer" by Deadsy hits and the crowd cheers as Adrian Tanner walks out, head down, dressed in black jeans, black and white adidas, a white t-shirt with "REVOLVER" in gold lettering on the front, and a black leather jacket with the thrademark red and yellow "AT" superman logo embroadered on the back. Adrian's longtime friend and cornerman, Brandon Fernandez follows behind him, carrying a large black dufflebag.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring, still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring. For the first time, Adrian looks towards the ring as he and Brandon walk up the nearby steps and climb inside. Brandon hands Adrian a microphone from the dufflebag. Adrian stops in the middle and stares at Kota as a small "Welcome back" chant pops up through the crowd.]
Adrian: (looking toward Kota) Pardon me for a moment. What's up Dandenong?
(Crowd cheers. Another "Welcome Back" chant starts up.)
Adrian: Werent expecting this were you? I know I sure as hell wasnt. Imagine if you wee-hil for a second, I'm sitting at home in Tucson, waiting for a plane ticket out to San Diego for a show I'm scheduled on, when I sit down to grab some quality time with the ol' tv for a few minutes. So here I am flipping through the channels, when I come across my favorite Australian TV channel which used to host a certain tv show every week until recently when that fed "died," when what do I see, but this...What's your name sparky?
Kota:...
Adrian: Good, don't answer cause I dont really care. Anyways, I see this guy here on my tv screen, in a wrestling match no less. Then I hear the voices of my good buddies Tucker and Fulton commentating the match, and something hits me. What the hell's going on here?
Kota:....
Adrian: So I watch some more and lo and behold, turns out it's my old fed, the CWA.
[Kota stares at Adrian, irritated.]
Adrian: What's your problem? Oh I'm sorry, I havent introduced myself. Name's Adrian Tanner. Former Australian Heavyweight Champion. #48 on the RSPWF Top 200 wrestlers of the year for 2003, And thanks to my #1 contendership to that other interfed Fatboy slim used to run, unofficial SWAT World Heavyweight Champion. Now you can imagine how pissed off I was when the fed I helped make famous didnt bother to call one of their biggest homegrown stars when they made their return.
On that note, I'd like to say a big "Fuck You" To KJ "Dracon" Xanathos for not letting my ass know of a rebirth.
{Crowd starts a "Fuck you Dragon" chant. Adrian smirks.)
[Kota starts to speak but Adrian once again cuts him off.]
Adrian: Hold on there spunky. I know, your wondering "What the hell's this got to do with me" right? Well that's simple. See, it wasnt just any match I happened to turn on that night. It was a match for the Australian Statewide Championship, which you won. And congrats on that by the way.
[Kota starts to speak, Adrian cuts him off, you get the gist by now.]
Adrian: I know, I know bro. Still dont get it do you? Well, there's one problem with your so-called "victory" last week.
[Adrian reaches down and pulls the dufflebag up and into the corner, unzipping it as he goes.]
Adrian: This.
[Adrian reaches in the bag and pulls out.....
....
....the Australian Statewide Championship. Adrian drops the bag and rests the title on his shoulder. Kota looks on in shock]
Adrian: See, nowhere did I EVER give this belt up. No-one ever bothered to call me, one of their biggest stars let alone one of the CWA Champions, and tell me the fed was back. So Congratulations on your win bro, it's just too bad that win doesnt exist!
Maybe one day down the line I'll give you a shot at the REAL Statewide title. a looooong way down the road though. But for now, I'll leave you with this little present.
[Bam! Adrian nails Kota in the face with the title! Kota drops to a knee but doesnt go down, so Adrian grabs him, drops the title and hooks his left leg over Kota's right.]
Jeremy Tucker: REVOLVER!!
Andrew Fulton: Right onto the REAL belt. That's gotta hurt the pride. Not to mention the face.
[Adrian picks up the title and hops out of the ring and into the crowd as "Tom Sawyer" hits again.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian Tanner is back, and with a vengeance!
Domino : (back in the ring after ducking out when the action started) Hold it right there Tanner!
[Tanner stops at the top of the ramp in the crowd, looking on as Kota slowly gets to his feet.]
Domino : What makes you think that old title of yours means anything around here anymore?
[Tanner just smiles at Domino, holding his belt up to the fans for another pop, and Kota goes to jump the security rail, but is held back by security.]
Domino : You don't actually think I'm going to sit around and let you drop our champions, do you? Since you have a semi-legit claim on that belt, and seeing as though we don't need this matter locked up in court, I'm going to settle it for both you. With my second act as SWAT President, you and Kota will go one on one, title for title, the winner will be the UNDISPUTED Statewide Champion.
[The crowd goes wild at the announcement. Domino drops the mic as we fade to commercial with Kota and Tanner pointing at each other over the crowd.]
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Jul 03, 2004#5
Frank Salazar : LADIES ANMD GENTLEMEN. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 285LBS AND HAILING FROM SURBURBIA U.S.A. ... HANDY ANDY!!!! (crowd cheers **)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. ]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODICING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM MASON CITY, IOWA, AND COMING IN AT 6'11 & 325 LBS ..... NASTY NED CHAMBERS!!!!! (crowd cheers *****)
A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pryo blasts from where the phone booth was. ]
Jeremy Tucker : These two men sure do seem to be building up the rivalry. Andy defeated Ned in the tourney that Lonewolf just won, and just last show, Ned near knocked Andy's head of with that wrench shot, busting Andy's jaw up on his way to victory over Boof.
(ring, ring, ring)
[Handy Andy uses a closed fist on Nasty Ned Chambers. Nasty Ned Chambers nails Handy Andy with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Macca : Andy quickly to 'is feet and he chops Nasty Ned Chambers and then nails 'im with a headbutt!
Jeremy Tucker : Andy showing no regard for that jaw, which is heavily bandaged, that headbut was just reckless.
[Handy Andy comes from behind and bulldogs Nasty Ned Chambers. Nasty Ned Chambers is back on his feet. Handy Andy hits Nasty Ned Chambers with the back of his elbow. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Handy Andy with a back elbow.
[Nasty Ned Chambers gets hit with a back heel kick. Nasty Ned Chambers is back on his feet. Nasty Ned Chambers with a Giant Swing on Handy Andy.]
Macca : Andy dominating at this point mate, but Ned now looks to be gettin' in 'is share.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, the momentum appears to shifting Macca. Ned Chambers sends Handy Andy to the corner of the ring, chambers charges in at him, and drills Andy with a bone shattering clothesline in the corner.
Macca : And look at Andy, he is clutching his jaw, i cant believe they even let Andy in this match mate!
[Ned picks Andy up by the air, and nails him with a hard shot to the Jaw, then another, then he tosses him into the ropes and catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned showing his Nasty side here, Andy seems to bring out the worst in him.
Andrew Fulton : As well he should!
[Nasty Ned Chambers throws Handy Andy into the ropes, and then mounts them with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nasty Ned Chambers now goes for a clothesline, but Handy Andy ducks under it, and boots big Ned in the balls.
Macca : Ouch! Got him right in the cods mate!
[Ned is doubled over, holding his crotch and Handy Andy powerbombs Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Jeremy Tucker : Awesome display of power there from Handy Andy, Ned is no small man, and Andy got him up and planted him.
Macca : Ned is built like a brick shithouse mate.
[Handy Andy goes for a cover and Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ................ (Ned kicks out)
[They lockup and Handy Andy sends Nasty Ned Chambers to the corner of the ring. Nasty Ned Chambers get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Handy Andy. Handy Andy clotheslines Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Jeremy Tucker : That clothesline rocked Ned a bit, and he rocks Andy, with a shot to the jaw.
[Ned with another shot to the jaw of Handy Andy, and another one. Ned then rips the bandages of from around the jaw of Andy, and starts to choke him with them.]
Macca : Look at his jaw will ya! Its blown up like a toadfish!
Andrew Fulton : Reminds me of my childhood that does, god did my old man give it to mum back then, ohhh, the memories.
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Yes, it was a tragic tale, a hell of a way to grow up, Dad eventually killed her and i was forced to live with the neighbours across the road, they always tried to be nice and treat me like there own, but i knew the difference.
Jeremy Tucker : Stop it Fulton! Your mum is alive and well and just celebrated a birthday gone by!
Andrew Fulton : you know something Jerry, i think your right, i must of got that confused with this movie i was watching.
Macca : You need your head read mate! Ned in full control here now, and he picks Andy up and demo's him with a reverse crucifix powerbomb!
[Nasty Ned Chambers with Handy Andy up on the shoulder, and he plants him with a Running Death Valley Driver!]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned showing us all what he is capable of here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Like that is a big advertisement for our fed.
[Nasty Ned Chambers drills Handy Andy with a Argentine Pumphandle Back Breaker. Nasty Ned Chambers underhooks both arms, and just powerbombs Handy Andy with all his worth! Handy Andy climbs to his feet, and moves up the to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned flies with a 5 star frog splash, and he nails it!!!!
Macca : The Nasty splash!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 .......................3 !!!!
Jeremy Tucker - We've got ourselves a winner! I don't believe it, Ned continues his winning streak, and look at that, he just spat on Handy Andy, there is no need for that, i dont know if i like this new Ned Chambers.
Andrew Fulton : I dont think he really cares if you like him or not Jerry, see, if you haven't noticed, he is now a winner.
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Jul 03, 2004#6
[The shot cuts to Toby Navel, standing in an arean hallway. He's looking off camera in an agitated manner.]
Toby Navel: ...I mean, what'd I do?! Who did I piss off to get cut from the announce table like this? There better not be a cut in pay with this...
[Sam Piltdown, with his title on his shoulder, and CK Panic show up behind him. The crowd cheers happily.]
Sam Piltdown: What're you bitchin' about?
Toby Navel: *regaining composure* Oh! Uh, Sam, CK.
CK Panic: Got it on the first try. Excuse us, though, we gotta do our segment.
Toby Navel: That's what I'm here to interview you about. It's been put on "hiatus" and as the new backstage reporter and interviewer I wanted your opinion.
Sam Piltdown: Ha! CK, he got demoted.
CK Panic: Yup. How the....well, "not mighty" have fallen.
Sam Piltdown: W---wait. What do you mean "hiatus?" That's a fancy word for cancelled! Like hell it is!
CK Panic: When was that announced?
Toby Navel: Right before we went on air.
Sam Piltdown: F**k that! Here Toby, you seem like you need this more than I do.
[Sam reaches offstage and hands Toby some Jack Daniels and stalk off to the front. Toby goes back to complaining as the camera follows Sam and CK to the entrance. "Party Up" by DMX starts playing and the two burst onto the entrance/stage area trumphantly. The song finally ends when they hit the bar area.]
Sam Piltdown: How's this for f**king cancelled?! What's up, f**kers?
[The crowd cheers excitedly.]
CK Panic: There is no way that the champ's personal forum is getting cancelled the night of his first title defense for SWAT!
[The crowd roars in approval.]
Sam Piltdown: And that's the big news, ain't it? Tonight, it's me versus Lonewolf McNeely for this title, right here!
[Sam holds up the title.]
Sam Piltdown: And guess what? This belt is staying right here! I was denied the fun of a match with Hunglestein last show, so I'm pent-up, agitated, somewhat hungover, and ready to kick ass!
[The crowd cheers the idea of kicking ass.]
Sam Piltdown: I'd like to say there's nothing personal, but hey, an ass-whipping is always personal. Because everyone can come to Australia to fight me, but I'm keeping this title. I've found the place I belong, and it happens to be a continent full of people just like me!
[The crowd cheers again and starts a "Sam! Sam! Sam!" chant. He let's it go a bit before talking again.]
Sam Piltdown: This title means so much to me because all of you have accepted me and you love me for who I am. I am your champion and I refuse to let you down, Australia! Lonewolf could come out here with a chainsaw and a name ten time more ridiculous and I'd definitely whip him from pillar to post for you guys!
CK Panic: That's completely unbelieveable.
Sam Piltdown: What, the chainsaw?
CK Panic: No, the name part. Nothing's more ridculous than Lonewold McNeely.
Sam Piltdown: HA! So Lonewolf can feel proud that he's the number one contender. But he's got himself into a fight he'll wish he could've gotten out of. I will beat Lonewolf McNeely. Why? Because you guys give me the drive to kick more ass than I previously thought possible. WHO'S YOUR CHAMP, BABY?!
[The cheers him again and he takes a bow.]
Sam Piltdown: Well, I gotta go get ready. But you guys can watch this quick clip of me and CK at a police station earlier this week. And this time, it was voluntary.
[The shot fades into CK and Sam standing with a police officer, by his cruiser.]
CK Panic: So we're here with Officer Taylor and he's showing us his police car. Which one's the loudspeaker.
Officer Taylor: This switch here. We mostly use it in emergency situations.
CK Panic: Can we give it a try?
Officer Taylor: Sure.
[There's a series of jumpcuts of CK and Sam using the loudspeaker.]
Sam Piltdown: If you find a nightstick, please return it to this car. The same goes for my beer.
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CK Panic: Will the lady in the purple lycra shorts please go into the clothing store to her left? Yes, that one. Why? Because you left home without pants.
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Sam Piltdown: Hey, if you bring me a donut, I'll let you fire my gun.
[The cop makes him put the mic down as Sam and CK break up laughing. The shot fades to comercial.]
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Jul 03, 2004#7
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING MONTREAL, CANADA, ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY RAIN, WEIGHING IN AT 250LBS ..... LONEWOLF McNEELY!!!!!
(crowd boos ******)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possessing position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolfs eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ATTBURY, SOUTH CAROLINA, ACCOMPAINED BY C.K.PANIC, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIA HEAVEYWEIGHT CHAMPION ..... SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam Piltdown walks out to his music he stands at the entrance to pose a little for the crowd, showing them the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Title. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but warm to the crowd. C. K. Panic accompanies him, dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt, and his trademark wire rimmed glasses.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is it folks, the big one, the main event of the evening.
Macca : Lonewolf McNeely has busted his ass to get here mate, going through Vulcan, Handy Andy and Jinn Blaze, and no he gets his shot at the gold.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes indeed Macca, and Sam Piltdown has been a great champion for us so far, practically carrying the federation on his back since our return without even having a match yet!
Andrew Fulton : Hey Jerry, some people might, and rightly so i say, take offense to that.
Macca : Yeah, Lonewolf for one, who has been pretty impressive in winning the tourney mate, plus there's Kota and Handy Andy, Ned Chambers has also been impressive here.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, im talking about ME Aussie, ME, ANDREW FULTON! I am the man that holds this place together, that everyone switches on the tv's and comes to the arena's to see.
Jeremy Tucker : O ..... k.
[Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest and he signals for the bell, getting this one under way. (Ding ... ding .... ding.)]
Jeremy Tucker : McNeely and Piltdown waste no time getting going, both moving in and hooking up right away and Sam tosses Lonewolf down to the mat.
Macca : Sam showing us his strength from the get go, he may be trying to intimidate Lonewolf.
[Lonewolf quickly gets to his feet, and nails Sam with a punch to the head.]
Andrew Fulton : From what we have seen of Lonewolf, i Don't think he can be intimidated.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, he sure isn't showing any nerves up to this part. Sam answers back with a right of his own, and both men begin trading punches.
Macca : This is a real Donnybrook this one mate!
Andrew Fulton : I think we are going to need a translator out here soon, i cant believe i am saying this, but where is Toby!
Macca : (slaps Fulton hard on the back in a joking fashion) Ahhh, good one mate! But your stuck with me pal, i got a rock solid contract, and i ain't going anywhere, and if you didn't know, a donnybrook would be what you rednecks call a slobberknocker.
Andrew Fulton : (Holding his neck in pain and moving away a bit from Macca). Don't you ever touch me again.
Jeremy Tucker : Fulton looks like he is about to cry, and these two guys are both still exchanging lefts and rights, with Sam getting the better of it and flooring Lonewolf with a huge right hand.
Macca : He's playing right into the hands of Piltdown mate, brawling is his forte.
[Lonewolf back up again, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sam ducks under it and Sam Piltdown with a Reverse Russian Legsweep to Lonewolf McNeely.]
Jeremy Tucker : The champ starting this one off like a house a fire.
[Sam Piltdown gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
Andrew Fulton - Elbowsmash! Go Lonewolf!
[Sam Piltdown uses a snap mare takeover on Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown clotheslines Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown gouges Lonewolf McNeely's eyes out. Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Sam Piltdown sending him to the mat. Sam Piltdown pokes Lonewolf McNeely in the eyes. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Sam Piltdown with a eye poke.
Andrew Fulton : That cheating swine!
[Sam Piltdown lifts Lonewolf McNeely up in the air with a Full Nelson, he turns him around and drills him with a DDT! Sam Piltdown nails Lonewolf McNeely with a Hangman Neck Breaker and goes for a pin.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................2 .............. (Lonewolf McNeely escapes)
Macca : Lonewolf not ready to just yet, but he sure needs to come up with somethin' if he wants to stay in this match mate.
[Sam Piltdown puts Lonewolf McNeely in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Lonewolf McNeely is fighting the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely is fighting the hold. Lonewolf McNeely escapes.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown is all over Lonewolf.
[WHAM!]
Macca : Superkick from McNeely!!! From no where, just like that he drilled him and Piltdown is out!
[Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top rope and executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sam Piltdown, the crowd jump to there feet, and Lonewolf makes a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 ................. (Piltdown kicks out)
[Both men make it there feet and Lonewolf McNeely hits Sam Piltdown with a heart punch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf sure has turned this one around, he looks great out there at the moment.
[Sam Piltdown, lifts Lonewolf up and hits the fallaway slam on Lonewolf McNeely.]
Macca : Looks like you spoke to soon mate, Piltdown fighting back like a true champion.
[Sam Piltdown turns Lonewolf McNeely around into the tombstone position, then locks in an Inverted Bear Hug, PFD!]
Jeremy Tucker : PINK FUZZY DEATH!!! This could be it right here!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis is checking the situation. ... Sam Piltdown tightens the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely trys to escape. Lonewolf McNeely escapes. ]
Jeremy Tucker - That was almost the end of the match right there!
Macca : It sure was mate.
[Sam Piltdown with a Full Nelson Forward Leg Sweep! Sam Piltdown clotheslines Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown chants start. Sam Piltdown nails Lonewolf McNeely with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown is putting on a clinic here, Lonewolf needs to come up with something, and he does with a back roundhouse kick.
Macca : Thats the second time Lonewolf has looked in trouble and made the save with a kick mate.
[Lonewolf with a uppercut palm strike, he then follows that up with a spinebuster and a seated chokeslam, holding on for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker : SEATED CHOKESLAM BY LONEWOLF!!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ......................... (Piltdown gets a shoulder up.)
Macca : Lonewolf unperturbed, and goes right back to work on Sam, first with a Exploder Suplex, and then he nails him with a Northern Lights Powerbomb!
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely giving it his all here, he has Sam right where he wants him, and can probably taste the victory right about now.
Macca : Lonewolf with a shining wizard that he refers to as the flesh cut mate, and now he drills him with a spinning pump handle slam, unbelievable mate!
[Lonewolf locks Sam in a chicken wing, then picks him up, holding onto the chicken wing and nails him with a sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! What a move by McNeely, he calls that on quite simply lights out, and for good reason, he goes for the cover, this should be it here
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................. (somehow Sam gets a shoulder up)
[Crowd gasp as Piltdown escapes the pinfall.]
Macca : And now Lonewolf looks to be getting a bit frustrated mate.
Andrew Fulton : He is undefeated here in SWAT competition.
[Lonewolf drops down, not giving Piltdown any time to recover, and locks him in a Nagata Lock II]
Jeremy Tucker : The Nagata Lock II, ohh the pain.
Macca : Looks like if McNeely cant pin him mate, he's going to just make him submit instead.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there asking Sam, but the champ refuses to submit, and Lonewolf releases the hold, trying a quick roll up cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 ..................... (Sam Piltdown reverses it, rolling over and now covering Lonewolf.)
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT A REVERSAL, THERE IS SOMETHING LEFT IN THE PILTDOWN YET!
Nick Tsalazidis :
................. 1
................. 2
................... (Lonewolf breaks the cover)
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely is up on his feet, and coming in to meet Sam Piltdown, but Sam catches him with a tilt a whirl slam. Sam Piltdown chants start. Sam Piltdown gets up. Sam Piltdown with a A Tiger Driver '91/Underhook Piledriver. Thats the F - Bomb! Thats got to be it!
Nick Tsalazidis :
......................... 1
........................... 2
.................................3!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He did it! Sam Piltdown has won the match and is still Australian Heavyweight Champ!!
Macca : Shit hey, what a match that was mate, and what an effort by Lonewolf.
Frank Salazar : The winner of this match, and still Australian Heavyweight Title champion, Sam Piltdown!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits as the show fades with Piltdown holding his belt up to the crowd.]
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Frank Salazar : WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!
[The scene then switches to the commentary booth, where we see Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in there regular places, but no Toby Navel, instead, sitting in his place is a heavily tattoo'ed man, wearing a blue singlet and a fisherman's beanie, he has a packet of smokes in the shoulder strap of his singlet.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land, I'm Jeremy Tucker along with Andrew Fulton and this is ... Macca!
Macca : G'Day.
Andrew Fulton : So .... they finally listened to me Jerry and got rid of Navel?
Jeremy Tucker : Got rid of is a bit harsh there Fulton, Toby is still around, and i am told will be handling most of the interview work along with Fifi.
Andrew Fulton : Hahahaha! It is about god damned time!
Macca : Your tellen me mate, i am just stoked to be here.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, tell us a bit about yourself Macca.
Macca : Look, i'm just your everyday good old Australian wrestling fan, and i am going to give it a real crack.
Andrew Fulton : Give what a crack?
Macca : This a crack, the whole commentary thing. I'm cherry ripe to go and am going to give it my fair dinkum best.
Jeremy Tucker : Are you sure your up to it, this can be a tough gig you know Macca.
Macca : She'll be right mate, no worries. If this cobba over ere can do it (motions to Fulton), anyone can.
Jeremy Tucker : Your learning allready.
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Jul 03, 2004#2
Ned Chambers walks into his dressing room where he finds a letter to him. Ned Opens the letter. Ned Reads the letter and a smile comes across his face.
Ned- I couldnt agree more.
Ned sees a road hand and tells him to get a TV Crew for a Promo. The crew arrives at Neds door . Ned Opens the door and lets them in. they set up and begin taping
Ned- Last show I saw something in myself that quite frankly surprised me. I was pissed off at the world an I let it out on my opponents instead of my therapist and the one thing I notice was that I won the match. 123. My guess is that Handy Andy when and complained to Soutter and asked for a One-on-one with the Nasty One. Thats fine I really dont care he is just in the way. I wish the rules were thrown out so that I could finally eliminate this virus from the face of SWAT.
I have finally had enough of this good guy BS its time for me to make my name mean something not just the loveable loser that everyone knows but. Someone who to fear and to take notice. So I am going to start taking apart the rest of SWAT till I become world champ.
Andy the first go around I wasnt even off the plane for more than an hour. So you got lucky you saw last week what happens when Nasty Ned Chambers is fully rested. I never left Australia after that match. So Imagine how rested I am now. I suggest you bring youre A game because Handy Andy Im serving you Notice Things Are About To get Nasty.
Fade.
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Jul 03, 2004#3
Frank Salazar: This match is for one fall. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 297 pounds, from Unknown, Vulcan!!!
[Crowd boos]
[The lights dim slowly, followed by a somber red light illuminating the ring. Fire appears on the videoscreen as screams of unearthly things sound throughout the arena. "SlutGarden" by Marilyn Manson begins to play as Vulcan walks from behind the curtain. He stands on the ramp, the red light reflects. ]
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Boof!!!
[Crowd cheers]
[Boof walks to the ring. Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest. Nick Tsalazidis checks Vulcan's boots and knee pads.]
[The bell rings]
Jeremy Tucker: And the match is underway!
[Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Boof.]
Andrew Fulton: Boof trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Vulcan. Perhaps Vulcan needs to enroll into Weightwatchers?
[Boof tackles Vulcan and pummels his head.]
Jeremy Tucker: Boof is hammering Vulcan repeatedly, with vengeance!
[Boof whips Vulcan into the ropes, and then mounts him with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker: Boof isn't staying down! He doesn't want to die.
[Boof goes to the top rope and nails the shooting star press on Vulcan.]
Andrew Fulton: Count Vulcan out, Tsalazidis!
Jeremy Tucker: 1 ...2.. no! Kickout! Vulcan escapes!
[Vulcan moves back to his feet. Boof hits Vulcan with a rolling elbow smash to the face.]
Macca: Clothesline by Boof!
[Boof gives Vulcan a reverse neckbreaker. Boof moves back to his feet. Now Vulcan is standing. Vulcan picks Boof up and executes a backbreaker. ]
Andrew Fulton: BONECRACKER!!! by Vulcan, Boof'll be needing a walker for a week!
[Boof is up again. Boof trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Vulcan.]
Macca: Inverted figure four by Boof on Vulcan! Now Referee Nick Tsalazidis is asking Vulcan if he quits!
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan trys to escape! But Boof tightens the hold! He's going for it here.
[Vulcan escapes.]
Macca: Boof's momma would be proud!
[Boof connects with a flying knee. Vulcan goes down. Boof gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Vulcan comes over and smashes Boof's head into it. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan throws Boof on the top turnbuckle.
Andrew Fulton: OLYMPUS BOMB! OLYMPUS BOMB!
[Vulcan goes for the cover but Boof puts his foot on the rope]
Andrew Fulton: You dirty dirty scoundrel!
[Vulcan bounces Boof off the ropes and hits a big boot on him.]
Macca: This is what Vulcan calls the Hellsboot!
[ Vulcan hits Boof with a huge spinebuster on to the mat. Vulcan covers Boof. Referee Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. ...1 ...2 Boof escapes. ]
Macca: Vulcan was so close, after hitting his Spinal Tap spinebuster!
[Boof stands up. ]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan's momma would be proud!
[Vulcan delivers a kick to the head of Boof]
Macca: Another lockup, they're getting tired... I can sense it.
[Vulcan sends Boof into the turnbuckle. Vulcan comes over and smashes Boof's head into it. Vulcan whips Boof off the ropes and clotheslines him.]
Andrew Fulton: Vulcan with a weak move, is he trying to lose or something?
[Vulcan picks Boof up and throws him down to the ground, and then runs to the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker: Vulcan is going for the Accent of Heavens!
[Boof ducks and Vulcan eats mat]
Macca: No go.
[Boof covers Vulcan but Vulcan kicks out before the referee could count.]
Andrew Fulton: I'm not sure who I should be rooting for... so I'll just root for the match to end!
[Vulcan picks Boof up and hits a jumping tombstone piledriver.]
Jeremy Tucker: He hit the War Hammer! WAR HAMMER!
[Vulcan covers Boof. Nick Tsalazidis makes the count. But Vulcan lifts Boof off the ground before he hit the 3rd count.]
Andrew Fulton: No! Tsalazidis, end the match pronto!
[Vulcan gives Boof a F-5 and goes for the pin.]
Macca: ARES!
[Nick Tsalazidis counts]
Macca: 1....2.....3!!!
Andrew Fulton: We've got ourselves a winner!
Frank Salazar: The winner of this match, Vulcan!!!
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Jul 03, 2004#4
Jeremy Tucker: Rumors have been flying around all week around the office of the appointment of some higher-up that will oversee SWAT. But yet, the decision is a total secret! I havent a clue who it might be!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, well its probably some blowhard like KJ Xanathos, who head flies straight up Soutters ass when he stops to eat a hamburger, which is once every 15 seconds.
Macca: Oy, thats not very nice, mate. But he does have a big ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Knock it off you two! Im sure whoever it is will be qualified to do the job.
Andrew Fulton: Some old wrestling suit number-cruncher, I bet. This is a dark day for SWAT
Don Salazar: And now, if you could please avert your attention to the stage area introducing the new president of SWAT
A familiar guitar riff plays an intro by Kiss ]
Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah!
My my, ow, yeah!
Jeremy Tucker: My God, I cant believe it!!
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, I have to say I messed up that prediction
Jeremy Tucker: Its .DOMINO!!!!!
A smoking hot brunette stands in the entrance area, smiling to the crowd, and soaking in the cheers. She gives a wave to the crowd and blows a kiss. The crowd cheers her on. Domino is not wearing her normal attire, rather, she is wearing a black business suit and a long black skirt. Her hair is in a bun, and shes wearing glasses. Shes still hot as hell. She walks to the ring area, holding the Statewide title.]
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations, 'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy", she knows she's got me by the balls
[Domino walks into the ring area, and walks around the ring a little, holding up the Statewide title.]
They call her Domino!!
[The music fades out, and Domino stands in the ring, soaking in more cheers.]
Jeremy Tucker: I, I cant believe it! The First Lady of Australian wrestling is now SWAT President! WOW!! What do you think, Fulton?
Andrew Fulton:
Macca: Hes speechless, mate.
[Domino grabs a mic.]
DOM: You know, I have to say, this suit doesnt really suit me
[Domino pulls the pin out of the bun in her hair, letting her long black hair roll down, she takes off the glasses slowly, smiles, and all at once, peels off the suit that was actually a throw-out one piece that reveals her real clothes, a tight black low-cut shirt, and a very short black leather skirt, her normal attire. The crowd goes absolutely bonkers.]
DOM: Thats better.
Jeremy Tucker: Man I think I need a smoke. Whats up with you Fulton?
Andrew Fulton [disheveled voice]: Uh, nuthin. Can I get a smoke too?
[The crowd breaks out in a DOM-I-NO, DOM- I-NO chant.]
DOM: Thanks, guys.
[Domino pauses again.]
DOM: I am SO excited to be here!! I suppose I should tell you the reason I am here. I am not here because Soutter appointed me the president of his new enterprise, SWAT, no. If I said that money wasnt a factor, Id probably be lying. But really, I am here because I want to make a difference. I am here because I want to make SWAT the best it can be. So, I plan on being a very [sexy tone] hands on kind of president.
[The crowd goes wild again as Domino gives the crowd a sly smirk.]
DOM: I would like to get right to business. In my first act as SWAT president, I would like to introduce to you, SWATs very first Statewide champion, KOTA!!!
[Domino swings her to the backstage area to introduce the new Statewide champion, Kota.]
[The lights dim slowly, an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen..then it cuts to a raging volcano..hot lava flowing through a village..burning up everything in its path...the picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village..then Kota appears on the screen..he is in the ring .. bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen..nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron..he enters the ring and stares coldly at Domino. Coldly, but also with a gleam in his eye for her beauty.]
Domino : Congratulations Kota, on winning the the very first SWAT Australia Statewide title!
[Domino hands the title over to Kota, who places the title over his huge shoulder and stares into the camera]
Kota : When Kota arrived here on the mainland..he brought with him great rage and hatred..he brought with him a sense of anger towards the mainlanders..now Kota has dispatched of a few select victims to capture this title..a victory that will bring healing to my people. But be sure this isnt the end of the Path to redemption for Kota..this is but the start of the bloodshed...from here on out..Kota will be the hunter...Kota has hunted and had many kills..all of which were needed to survive. Kota has fought to survive his whole life...this title signifies the start of the next level for Kota..NOW Kota has tasted the blood of the stars here and he thirsts for more..rest assured..there WILL be more. All are now put on notice..LISTEN for the rumble!!
[Kota coldly stares into the camera as he goes to leave the ring .......... Before Kota can finish leaving though, the lights in the arena dim to black and a hush falls over the crowd. Suddenly, two giant white spotlights light up the Swat-tron.
"Stereotype" by Powerman 5000 hits the PA and the crowd starts to buzz. Black and white still photos of a young man's short career begin to flash across the screen in tune with the music, ending with a shot of that man proudly holding the CWA Heavyweight title above his head. The music fades out as the shot zooms in closer and closer until the title engulfs the stage. Then, blackness.
A modern day warrior"
"Mean, mean stride"
[Two spotlights start a trobe effect pointed towards the stage]
"Today's Tom Sawyer"
"Mean, mean pride"
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Tom Sawyer" by Deadsy hits and the crowd cheers as Adrian Tanner walks out, head down, dressed in black jeans, black and white adidas, a white t-shirt with "REVOLVER" in gold lettering on the front, and a black leather jacket with the thrademark red and yellow "AT" superman logo embroadered on the back. Adrian's longtime friend and cornerman, Brandon Fernandez follows behind him, carrying a large black dufflebag.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring, still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring. For the first time, Adrian looks towards the ring as he and Brandon walk up the nearby steps and climb inside. Brandon hands Adrian a microphone from the dufflebag. Adrian stops in the middle and stares at Kota as a small "Welcome back" chant pops up through the crowd.]
Adrian: (looking toward Kota) Pardon me for a moment. What's up Dandenong?
(Crowd cheers. Another "Welcome Back" chant starts up.)
Adrian: Werent expecting this were you? I know I sure as hell wasnt. Imagine if you wee-hil for a second, I'm sitting at home in Tucson, waiting for a plane ticket out to San Diego for a show I'm scheduled on, when I sit down to grab some quality time with the ol' tv for a few minutes. So here I am flipping through the channels, when I come across my favorite Australian TV channel which used to host a certain tv show every week until recently when that fed "died," when what do I see, but this...What's your name sparky?
Kota:...
Adrian: Good, don't answer cause I dont really care. Anyways, I see this guy here on my tv screen, in a wrestling match no less. Then I hear the voices of my good buddies Tucker and Fulton commentating the match, and something hits me. What the hell's going on here?
Kota:....
Adrian: So I watch some more and lo and behold, turns out it's my old fed, the CWA.
[Kota stares at Adrian, irritated.]
Adrian: What's your problem? Oh I'm sorry, I havent introduced myself. Name's Adrian Tanner. Former Australian Heavyweight Champion. #48 on the RSPWF Top 200 wrestlers of the year for 2003, And thanks to my #1 contendership to that other interfed Fatboy slim used to run, unofficial SWAT World Heavyweight Champion. Now you can imagine how pissed off I was when the fed I helped make famous didnt bother to call one of their biggest homegrown stars when they made their return.
On that note, I'd like to say a big "Fuck You" To KJ "Dracon" Xanathos for not letting my ass know of a rebirth.
{Crowd starts a "Fuck you Dragon" chant. Adrian smirks.)
[Kota starts to speak but Adrian once again cuts him off.]
Adrian: Hold on there spunky. I know, your wondering "What the hell's this got to do with me" right? Well that's simple. See, it wasnt just any match I happened to turn on that night. It was a match for the Australian Statewide Championship, which you won. And congrats on that by the way.
[Kota starts to speak, Adrian cuts him off, you get the gist by now.]
Adrian: I know, I know bro. Still dont get it do you? Well, there's one problem with your so-called "victory" last week.
[Adrian reaches down and pulls the dufflebag up and into the corner, unzipping it as he goes.]
Adrian: This.
[Adrian reaches in the bag and pulls out.....
....
....the Australian Statewide Championship. Adrian drops the bag and rests the title on his shoulder. Kota looks on in shock]
Adrian: See, nowhere did I EVER give this belt up. No-one ever bothered to call me, one of their biggest stars let alone one of the CWA Champions, and tell me the fed was back. So Congratulations on your win bro, it's just too bad that win doesnt exist!
Maybe one day down the line I'll give you a shot at the REAL Statewide title. a looooong way down the road though. But for now, I'll leave you with this little present.
[Bam! Adrian nails Kota in the face with the title! Kota drops to a knee but doesnt go down, so Adrian grabs him, drops the title and hooks his left leg over Kota's right.]
Jeremy Tucker: REVOLVER!!
Andrew Fulton: Right onto the REAL belt. That's gotta hurt the pride. Not to mention the face.
[Adrian picks up the title and hops out of the ring and into the crowd as "Tom Sawyer" hits again.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian Tanner is back, and with a vengeance!
Domino : (back in the ring after ducking out when the action started) Hold it right there Tanner!
[Tanner stops at the top of the ramp in the crowd, looking on as Kota slowly gets to his feet.]
Domino : What makes you think that old title of yours means anything around here anymore?
[Tanner just smiles at Domino, holding his belt up to the fans for another pop, and Kota goes to jump the security rail, but is held back by security.]
Domino : You don't actually think I'm going to sit around and let you drop our champions, do you? Since you have a semi-legit claim on that belt, and seeing as though we don't need this matter locked up in court, I'm going to settle it for both you. With my second act as SWAT President, you and Kota will go one on one, title for title, the winner will be the UNDISPUTED Statewide Champion.
[The crowd goes wild at the announcement. Domino drops the mic as we fade to commercial with Kota and Tanner pointing at each other over the crowd.]
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Jul 03, 2004#5
Frank Salazar : LADIES ANMD GENTLEMEN. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, COMING IN AT 285LBS AND HAILING FROM SURBURBIA U.S.A. ... HANDY ANDY!!!! (crowd cheers **)
["Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals hits and Handy Andy makes his way down to the ring. ]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODICING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM MASON CITY, IOWA, AND COMING IN AT 6'11 & 325 LBS ..... NASTY NED CHAMBERS!!!!! (crowd cheers *****)
A spot light shines on a phone booth standing in the middle of the entranceway. Smoke starts to fill the phone booth as Headstrong by Trapt starts playing. When the chorus hits blue pryo falls from the ceiling onto the phone booth. Red pryo blasts from where the phone booth was. ]
Jeremy Tucker : These two men sure do seem to be building up the rivalry. Andy defeated Ned in the tourney that Lonewolf just won, and just last show, Ned near knocked Andy's head of with that wrench shot, busting Andy's jaw up on his way to victory over Boof.
(ring, ring, ring)
[Handy Andy uses a closed fist on Nasty Ned Chambers. Nasty Ned Chambers nails Handy Andy with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Macca : Andy quickly to 'is feet and he chops Nasty Ned Chambers and then nails 'im with a headbutt!
Jeremy Tucker : Andy showing no regard for that jaw, which is heavily bandaged, that headbut was just reckless.
[Handy Andy comes from behind and bulldogs Nasty Ned Chambers. Nasty Ned Chambers is back on his feet. Handy Andy hits Nasty Ned Chambers with the back of his elbow. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Handy Andy with a back elbow.
[Nasty Ned Chambers gets hit with a back heel kick. Nasty Ned Chambers is back on his feet. Nasty Ned Chambers with a Giant Swing on Handy Andy.]
Macca : Andy dominating at this point mate, but Ned now looks to be gettin' in 'is share.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes, the momentum appears to shifting Macca. Ned Chambers sends Handy Andy to the corner of the ring, chambers charges in at him, and drills Andy with a bone shattering clothesline in the corner.
Macca : And look at Andy, he is clutching his jaw, i cant believe they even let Andy in this match mate!
[Ned picks Andy up by the air, and nails him with a hard shot to the Jaw, then another, then he tosses him into the ropes and catches him with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned showing his Nasty side here, Andy seems to bring out the worst in him.
Andrew Fulton : As well he should!
[Nasty Ned Chambers throws Handy Andy into the ropes, and then mounts them with the Lou Thesz Press.]
Jeremy Tucker : Nasty Ned Chambers now goes for a clothesline, but Handy Andy ducks under it, and boots big Ned in the balls.
Macca : Ouch! Got him right in the cods mate!
[Ned is doubled over, holding his crotch and Handy Andy powerbombs Nasty Ned Chambers. ]
Jeremy Tucker : Awesome display of power there from Handy Andy, Ned is no small man, and Andy got him up and planted him.
Macca : Ned is built like a brick shithouse mate.
[Handy Andy goes for a cover and Nick Tsalazidis drops for the count.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............. 2 ................ (Ned kicks out)
[They lockup and Handy Andy sends Nasty Ned Chambers to the corner of the ring. Nasty Ned Chambers get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Handy Andy. Handy Andy clotheslines Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Jeremy Tucker : That clothesline rocked Ned a bit, and he rocks Andy, with a shot to the jaw.
[Ned with another shot to the jaw of Handy Andy, and another one. Ned then rips the bandages of from around the jaw of Andy, and starts to choke him with them.]
Macca : Look at his jaw will ya! Its blown up like a toadfish!
Andrew Fulton : Reminds me of my childhood that does, god did my old man give it to mum back then, ohhh, the memories.
Jeremy Tucker : Huh?
Andrew Fulton : Yes, it was a tragic tale, a hell of a way to grow up, Dad eventually killed her and i was forced to live with the neighbours across the road, they always tried to be nice and treat me like there own, but i knew the difference.
Jeremy Tucker : Stop it Fulton! Your mum is alive and well and just celebrated a birthday gone by!
Andrew Fulton : you know something Jerry, i think your right, i must of got that confused with this movie i was watching.
Macca : You need your head read mate! Ned in full control here now, and he picks Andy up and demo's him with a reverse crucifix powerbomb!
[Nasty Ned Chambers with Handy Andy up on the shoulder, and he plants him with a Running Death Valley Driver!]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned showing us all what he is capable of here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Like that is a big advertisement for our fed.
[Nasty Ned Chambers drills Handy Andy with a Argentine Pumphandle Back Breaker. Nasty Ned Chambers underhooks both arms, and just powerbombs Handy Andy with all his worth! Handy Andy climbs to his feet, and moves up the to the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker : Ned flies with a 5 star frog splash, and he nails it!!!!
Macca : The Nasty splash!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ...................... 2 .......................3 !!!!
Jeremy Tucker - We've got ourselves a winner! I don't believe it, Ned continues his winning streak, and look at that, he just spat on Handy Andy, there is no need for that, i dont know if i like this new Ned Chambers.
Andrew Fulton : I dont think he really cares if you like him or not Jerry, see, if you haven't noticed, he is now a winner.
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Jul 03, 2004#6
[The shot cuts to Toby Navel, standing in an arean hallway. He's looking off camera in an agitated manner.]
Toby Navel: ...I mean, what'd I do?! Who did I piss off to get cut from the announce table like this? There better not be a cut in pay with this...
[Sam Piltdown, with his title on his shoulder, and CK Panic show up behind him. The crowd cheers happily.]
Sam Piltdown: What're you bitchin' about?
Toby Navel: *regaining composure* Oh! Uh, Sam, CK.
CK Panic: Got it on the first try. Excuse us, though, we gotta do our segment.
Toby Navel: That's what I'm here to interview you about. It's been put on "hiatus" and as the new backstage reporter and interviewer I wanted your opinion.
Sam Piltdown: Ha! CK, he got demoted.
CK Panic: Yup. How the....well, "not mighty" have fallen.
Sam Piltdown: W---wait. What do you mean "hiatus?" That's a fancy word for cancelled! Like hell it is!
CK Panic: When was that announced?
Toby Navel: Right before we went on air.
Sam Piltdown: F**k that! Here Toby, you seem like you need this more than I do.
[Sam reaches offstage and hands Toby some Jack Daniels and stalk off to the front. Toby goes back to complaining as the camera follows Sam and CK to the entrance. "Party Up" by DMX starts playing and the two burst onto the entrance/stage area trumphantly. The song finally ends when they hit the bar area.]
Sam Piltdown: How's this for f**king cancelled?! What's up, f**kers?
[The crowd cheers excitedly.]
CK Panic: There is no way that the champ's personal forum is getting cancelled the night of his first title defense for SWAT!
[The crowd roars in approval.]
Sam Piltdown: And that's the big news, ain't it? Tonight, it's me versus Lonewolf McNeely for this title, right here!
[Sam holds up the title.]
Sam Piltdown: And guess what? This belt is staying right here! I was denied the fun of a match with Hunglestein last show, so I'm pent-up, agitated, somewhat hungover, and ready to kick ass!
[The crowd cheers the idea of kicking ass.]
Sam Piltdown: I'd like to say there's nothing personal, but hey, an ass-whipping is always personal. Because everyone can come to Australia to fight me, but I'm keeping this title. I've found the place I belong, and it happens to be a continent full of people just like me!
[The crowd cheers again and starts a "Sam! Sam! Sam!" chant. He let's it go a bit before talking again.]
Sam Piltdown: This title means so much to me because all of you have accepted me and you love me for who I am. I am your champion and I refuse to let you down, Australia! Lonewolf could come out here with a chainsaw and a name ten time more ridiculous and I'd definitely whip him from pillar to post for you guys!
CK Panic: That's completely unbelieveable.
Sam Piltdown: What, the chainsaw?
CK Panic: No, the name part. Nothing's more ridculous than Lonewold McNeely.
Sam Piltdown: HA! So Lonewolf can feel proud that he's the number one contender. But he's got himself into a fight he'll wish he could've gotten out of. I will beat Lonewolf McNeely. Why? Because you guys give me the drive to kick more ass than I previously thought possible. WHO'S YOUR CHAMP, BABY?!
[The cheers him again and he takes a bow.]
Sam Piltdown: Well, I gotta go get ready. But you guys can watch this quick clip of me and CK at a police station earlier this week. And this time, it was voluntary.
[The shot fades into CK and Sam standing with a police officer, by his cruiser.]
CK Panic: So we're here with Officer Taylor and he's showing us his police car. Which one's the loudspeaker.
Officer Taylor: This switch here. We mostly use it in emergency situations.
CK Panic: Can we give it a try?
Officer Taylor: Sure.
[There's a series of jumpcuts of CK and Sam using the loudspeaker.]
Sam Piltdown: If you find a nightstick, please return it to this car. The same goes for my beer.
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CK Panic: Will the lady in the purple lycra shorts please go into the clothing store to her left? Yes, that one. Why? Because you left home without pants.
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Sam Piltdown: Hey, if you bring me a donut, I'll let you fire my gun.
[The cop makes him put the mic down as Sam and CK break up laughing. The shot fades to comercial.]
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Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING MONTREAL, CANADA, ACCOMPAINED TO THE RING BY RAIN, WEIGHING IN AT 250LBS ..... LONEWOLF McNEELY!!!!!
(crowd boos ******)
[Music cues up and red sirens go off for a few seconds. Smoke rolls across the arena curtain.
( Been scared and lonely
I've asked myself
Is something wrong with you
My girlfriend told me
I need some time alone to deal with issues
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf slowly walks out of the curtains and stretches his arms back, as his long flowing hair hangs over his eyes. He jumps in the air and pumps his fist as the pyro goes off. Rain walks out and points both arms in a possessing position to Lonewolf and gets on her knees before him.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
McNeely grabs Rain by the hair and yanks her up then slams his head up and shows a fierce look in his eyes as he screams into the air and lets out a howl and growls at the fans near by. Rain leads McNeely to the ring, walking backwards and keeping her eyes on Lonewolf, as looking into his eyes is the only way he can focus.
( You always call me
And ask me how I make it through the day
I'm always fallin
I guess it's just god's way of
Making me big*
Something makes me carry on
It's difficult to understand
What I always wanna find )
Lonewolf pays no attention to anyone as he walks with intense passion to the ring. Rain stops and stares into Lonewolfs eyes and points toward his opponent in the ring and whispers thoughts of pain and punishment.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Rain slaps Lonewolf a few times to pump him up and get the adrenaline going. Lonewolf then jumps up onto the ring apron and opens his mouth, showing his fangs to his opponent.
( I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle
And I,
I wonder why I try
And I,
Wonder why I bother
And I,
I wonder why I cry
Why I,
I go through all this trouble
I do it for the drugs
I do it just to feel alive
I do it for the love
That I get from the bottom
Of a bottle )
Lonewolf cracks his neck to the left, cracks his neck to the right and awaits for the match to start.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM ATTBURY, SOUTH CAROLINA, ACCOMPAINED BY C.K.PANIC, AND COMING IN AT 6'5 & 282 LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIA HEAVEYWEIGHT CHAMPION ..... SAM PILTDOWN!!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits and Sam Piltdown walks out to his music he stands at the entrance to pose a little for the crowd, showing them the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Title. He slaps some hands on his way to the ring, coming off a little cocky, but warm to the crowd. C. K. Panic accompanies him, dressed in khaki pants, brown boots, and a plaid button-up dress shirt, and his trademark wire rimmed glasses.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is it folks, the big one, the main event of the evening.
Macca : Lonewolf McNeely has busted his ass to get here mate, going through Vulcan, Handy Andy and Jinn Blaze, and no he gets his shot at the gold.
Jeremy Tucker : Yes indeed Macca, and Sam Piltdown has been a great champion for us so far, practically carrying the federation on his back since our return without even having a match yet!
Andrew Fulton : Hey Jerry, some people might, and rightly so i say, take offense to that.
Macca : Yeah, Lonewolf for one, who has been pretty impressive in winning the tourney mate, plus there's Kota and Handy Andy, Ned Chambers has also been impressive here.
Andrew Fulton : Yeah right, im talking about ME Aussie, ME, ANDREW FULTON! I am the man that holds this place together, that everyone switches on the tv's and comes to the arena's to see.
Jeremy Tucker : O ..... k.
[Nick Tsalazidis is the referee for this contest and he signals for the bell, getting this one under way. (Ding ... ding .... ding.)]
Jeremy Tucker : McNeely and Piltdown waste no time getting going, both moving in and hooking up right away and Sam tosses Lonewolf down to the mat.
Macca : Sam showing us his strength from the get go, he may be trying to intimidate Lonewolf.
[Lonewolf quickly gets to his feet, and nails Sam with a punch to the head.]
Andrew Fulton : From what we have seen of Lonewolf, i Don't think he can be intimidated.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, he sure isn't showing any nerves up to this part. Sam answers back with a right of his own, and both men begin trading punches.
Macca : This is a real Donnybrook this one mate!
Andrew Fulton : I think we are going to need a translator out here soon, i cant believe i am saying this, but where is Toby!
Macca : (slaps Fulton hard on the back in a joking fashion) Ahhh, good one mate! But your stuck with me pal, i got a rock solid contract, and i ain't going anywhere, and if you didn't know, a donnybrook would be what you rednecks call a slobberknocker.
Andrew Fulton : (Holding his neck in pain and moving away a bit from Macca). Don't you ever touch me again.
Jeremy Tucker : Fulton looks like he is about to cry, and these two guys are both still exchanging lefts and rights, with Sam getting the better of it and flooring Lonewolf with a huge right hand.
Macca : He's playing right into the hands of Piltdown mate, brawling is his forte.
[Lonewolf back up again, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sam ducks under it and Sam Piltdown with a Reverse Russian Legsweep to Lonewolf McNeely.]
Jeremy Tucker : The champ starting this one off like a house a fire.
[Sam Piltdown gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]
Andrew Fulton - Elbowsmash! Go Lonewolf!
[Sam Piltdown uses a snap mare takeover on Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown clotheslines Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown gouges Lonewolf McNeely's eyes out. Lonewolf McNeely hits a spinning leg lariat on Sam Piltdown sending him to the mat. Sam Piltdown pokes Lonewolf McNeely in the eyes. ]
Jeremy Tucker - Sam Piltdown with a eye poke.
Andrew Fulton : That cheating swine!
[Sam Piltdown lifts Lonewolf McNeely up in the air with a Full Nelson, he turns him around and drills him with a DDT! Sam Piltdown nails Lonewolf McNeely with a Hangman Neck Breaker and goes for a pin.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................2 .............. (Lonewolf McNeely escapes)
Macca : Lonewolf not ready to just yet, but he sure needs to come up with somethin' if he wants to stay in this match mate.
[Sam Piltdown puts Lonewolf McNeely in the cobra clutch. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Lonewolf McNeely is fighting the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely is fighting the hold. Lonewolf McNeely escapes.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown is all over Lonewolf.
[WHAM!]
Macca : Superkick from McNeely!!! From no where, just like that he drilled him and Piltdown is out!
[Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top rope and executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sam Piltdown, the crowd jump to there feet, and Lonewolf makes a cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 ................. (Piltdown kicks out)
[Both men make it there feet and Lonewolf McNeely hits Sam Piltdown with a heart punch.]
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf sure has turned this one around, he looks great out there at the moment.
[Sam Piltdown, lifts Lonewolf up and hits the fallaway slam on Lonewolf McNeely.]
Macca : Looks like you spoke to soon mate, Piltdown fighting back like a true champion.
[Sam Piltdown turns Lonewolf McNeely around into the tombstone position, then locks in an Inverted Bear Hug, PFD!]
Jeremy Tucker : PINK FUZZY DEATH!!! This could be it right here!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis is checking the situation. ... Sam Piltdown tightens the hold. ... Lonewolf McNeely trys to escape. Lonewolf McNeely escapes. ]
Jeremy Tucker - That was almost the end of the match right there!
Macca : It sure was mate.
[Sam Piltdown with a Full Nelson Forward Leg Sweep! Sam Piltdown clotheslines Lonewolf McNeely. Sam Piltdown chants start. Sam Piltdown nails Lonewolf McNeely with a belly-to-back suplex.]
Jeremy Tucker : Piltdown is putting on a clinic here, Lonewolf needs to come up with something, and he does with a back roundhouse kick.
Macca : Thats the second time Lonewolf has looked in trouble and made the save with a kick mate.
[Lonewolf with a uppercut palm strike, he then follows that up with a spinebuster and a seated chokeslam, holding on for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker : SEATED CHOKESLAM BY LONEWOLF!!!!
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ..................... 2 ......................... (Piltdown gets a shoulder up.)
Macca : Lonewolf unperturbed, and goes right back to work on Sam, first with a Exploder Suplex, and then he nails him with a Northern Lights Powerbomb!
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely giving it his all here, he has Sam right where he wants him, and can probably taste the victory right about now.
Macca : Lonewolf with a shining wizard that he refers to as the flesh cut mate, and now he drills him with a spinning pump handle slam, unbelievable mate!
[Lonewolf locks Sam in a chicken wing, then picks him up, holding onto the chicken wing and nails him with a sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! What a move by McNeely, he calls that on quite simply lights out, and for good reason, he goes for the cover, this should be it here
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................... 2 .................. (somehow Sam gets a shoulder up)
[Crowd gasp as Piltdown escapes the pinfall.]
Macca : And now Lonewolf looks to be getting a bit frustrated mate.
Andrew Fulton : He is undefeated here in SWAT competition.
[Lonewolf drops down, not giving Piltdown any time to recover, and locks him in a Nagata Lock II]
Jeremy Tucker : The Nagata Lock II, ohh the pain.
Macca : Looks like if McNeely cant pin him mate, he's going to just make him submit instead.
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis in there asking Sam, but the champ refuses to submit, and Lonewolf releases the hold, trying a quick roll up cover.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .................... 2 ..................... (Sam Piltdown reverses it, rolling over and now covering Lonewolf.)
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT A REVERSAL, THERE IS SOMETHING LEFT IN THE PILTDOWN YET!
Nick Tsalazidis :
................. 1
................. 2
................... (Lonewolf breaks the cover)
Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf McNeely is up on his feet, and coming in to meet Sam Piltdown, but Sam catches him with a tilt a whirl slam. Sam Piltdown chants start. Sam Piltdown gets up. Sam Piltdown with a A Tiger Driver '91/Underhook Piledriver. Thats the F - Bomb! Thats got to be it!
Nick Tsalazidis :
......................... 1
........................... 2
.................................3!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He did it! Sam Piltdown has won the match and is still Australian Heavyweight Champ!!
Macca : Shit hey, what a match that was mate, and what an effort by Lonewolf.
Frank Salazar : The winner of this match, and still Australian Heavyweight Title champion, Sam Piltdown!!!
["Cocaine And Toupees" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits as the show fades with Piltdown holding his belt up to the crowd.]
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