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[The scene opens up to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton sitting in a studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Good evening folks, and welcome to No Mans Land. We are going with a bit of a different feel this week, and hope you like.
Andrew Fulton : Come on Jerry, tell the truth, the network cut us back to an hour time bracket, and now we just have to try and squeeze everything in there.
Jeremy Tucker : I guess you could put it like that if you wanted to, but all that means is non stop action for you fans out there, so hang on tight, and we hope you like the new format of the show!
Andrew Fulton : Hang on tight to what? All the unwashed out there watching this know what to hang onto is there can of beer, of there fat wife's chunky rolls.
Jeremy Tucker : Sounds familiar to me. Lets get to the show guys, we pick it up at the start, where we had some difficulties with our introduction.
[Shot changes to that of the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne, Australia. The fans are going crazy, jumping up and down and waving there signs in the air.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!!!!
[Get Free by the Vines hits and the arena goes dark, the 'tron lighting up with the No Mans Land logo.]
[The No Mans Land logo is shining bright and The Vines are pumping loud, when an explosion of loud, screeching guitar feedback begins resonating through the arena, followed by the sound of static. As the slow, rolling buzz of electricity hums throughout, the sound of several loud thunder claps begins.]
Voiceover: Behold! For years ago a prophecy was foretold. A prophecy of the Endtimes. In this prophecy it is said that a dark warrior shall come forth and destroy the world with his Evil hand. This warrior shall have been born of pure Hate and Malice and bear no love for Humankind. The warrior has arrived and soon will appear before you. In the second coming of the Evil one...SWAT shall soon fall and all of those associated with it shall be laid to waste in the Rains of Hellfire and Brimstone. When the ashes cool and the barren wasteland that once was SWAT is all that is left. The dark warrior shall stand alone, as the God of the New Era and will begin his world anew. This prophecy shall soon become truth. This warning is only your first. Your last...comes soon.
A shadowy figure then comes onto the screen, laughing mockingly and hysterically. The figure continues to laugh as the shadows slowly dissolve to reveal "The Enigma" Adam Haven, who just keeps on laughing his sadistic and terrifying laugh as the scene fades back to Jeremy and Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, looks like business is about to pick up here in SWAT land.
Andrew Fulton: I have heard that there is a blood shortage here in Melbourne, not anymore if i know that guy.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be back after this break with the first match of the evening.
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Jul 27, 2004#2
[Scene comes back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, as you may or may not know, we have had an abundance of newcomers here to SWAT in the last couple of weeks. Some look pretty good, some have a long way to go if they want to make it here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Your telling me Jerry ... some of these guys really need to pull there finger out, why, i was walking through SWAT headquarters the other day, and the language that was coming out of there describing the efforts of some of our roster, reminded me of a Fulton family reunion.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets see what happened when two of our "new" members were booked against each other.
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium where we pick up the action with A- Bomb and Stoon in the ring. Both men look to be going through the motions, and we see highlights of them exchanging headlocks, chops and each man body slamming the other going back and forth, before there crowd jumps to there feet as a man who can only be a wrestler makes his way through them, jumps the railing with a steel chair in hand and proceeds to clean the clock of both Stoon and A-Bomb.]
A fan in the crowd can be heard yelling out .. "Thats Sly Fondell" as he hooks A-Bomb and nails him with the Last Kiss Goodnight ... before also taking out Stoon with the same finisher.]
[Fondell then begins posing, mocking the fans as both A-Bomb and Stoon lye unconscious in the ring. Sly continues his showboating as he pulls a mic out.]
Sly Fondell : The model of male perfection has arrived ....... Live and in the Flesh baby!!
(Crowd boo and jeer Sly)
Sly Fondell : You fans jeer the modern day adonis because you are all stupid, I'm here to show every single one of you stinking fans that what you've been cheering for was just second rate baby, the Ace with the Face is here to give the ladies some-one to scream over and some-one for the boys backstage to fear.
[Fondell drops a couple of big elbows on the two laid out guys]
Sly Fondell : The Ace is here to do the only thing that can improve this body (gestures at his chiseled physique) and thats the addition of Gold, I don't care who and I don't care when but what the Ace wants the Ace gets and you can take that to the bank!
So polish up that gold, keep it nice and shiny ready for me to claim, you won't know where and you won't know when but I will take what I want and show all the so called hot women here what a real champion looks like.
[Sly jumps on the turnbuckle posing then makes to leave ring, mocking the fans on his way ... but is stopped as down with the Sickness hits and Commissioner K J Xanathos makes his way out onto the rampway to a huge pop.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Well, well, well. Welcome to SWAT Mr Fondell. Glad to see you made it here finally.
[Fondell looks at the Commiss suspiciously.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Here i was, sitting out in the back in my office, going over the plans for next weeks show, when we cant even get through our first match with out someone interfering and ruining our matches.
I don't like that Mr Fondell, these fans don't like it either .... and i am sure if Mr Stoon or A-Bomb were in any condition to speak for themselves right now, they wouldn't like it either.
[Fondell looks like he doesn't really care what KJX likes.]
Commissioner Xanathos : So ..... here's what we are going to do. Next week ... right here on No Mans Land ... its going to be Sly Fondell .... going at it against A- Bomb.
[Fondell looks down at A-Bomb and smirks.]
Commissioner Xanathos : And .... Stoon.
[Fondell gets a worried look on his face.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Thats right ... you want to come out here and ruin there match ... attacking both of them when they aren't ready for it ... lets see how you fare when its both of them ... teaming up against you two on one in a Handicap Match
[The crowd pops huge for this match, and Fondell looks irate ... he is nodding his head no, and moving around the ring waving his arms around like he cant believe it ... and then he snaps and starts wailing away on both A-Bomb and Stoon against with hard kicks and stomps till security drag him away as we witch back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! What a scene that was.
Andrew Fulton : What does our stupid Commiss think he is doing ... two on one ... thats not fair.
Jeremy Tucker : Since when have you ever been concerned with whats fair? We'll be right back with more action after this short break folks.
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Jul 27, 2004#3
[We come back once again to Jeremy and Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : And welcome back fans ... coming up next or you, we have a big match between Lonewolf and Jake Porter, who is making his debut down here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Lonewolf was very unlucky not to win the Heavyweight title from Sam Piltdown last show, and will be looking to make someone pay, while Porter will be looking to make a big impression in his first match with us.
Jeremy Tucker : We take you now to the highlights of this match up.
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball stadium with Lonewolf McNeely and Jake Porter in the ring.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Porter with an Exploder suplex]
[Shot of Porter hitting Lonewolf with a Fireman carry to slam]
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a Spinning discuss punch and a spinebuster on Porter.]
[Shot of Porter drilling Lonewolf with a Porterline- Clothesline, and then a Diamond Cutter, which Porter calls the Payback, with Porter covering Lonewolf for a 2 count.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Porter with a Arabian face buster and then a elevated double underhook ddt also for a 2 count.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : These two men battled move for move, back and forth for over 13 minutes, with some more great moves like these ...
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the Shinning Wizard (Flesh cut) and then a shot of Porter connecting with three multiple German suplexes.]
[Shot of spearing Lonewolf, and then a shot of Lonewolf nailing a Sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
[Final shot of both men exchanging lefts and rights, and tussling outside over the top rope, and fighting up the rampway as the ref counts them both out.]
[Shot switches back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : There you have it folks, a double count out .. and that is what they just tell me was Lonewolf's last match with us here at SWAT, at least for the time being ... we would like to wish him the best of luck, and how to see him back here one day in the not to far future.
Andrew Fulton : And another one bites the dust. What is it lately with this joint?
Jeremy Tucker : The climate?
Andrew Fulton : May well be, we are freezing our asses off over here, while the rest of the civilised world is enjoying there summer!
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Jul 27, 2004#4
[We come back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back fans. What a night it has been so far, we have seen a lot of new faces turn up at swat, and get ready for a few more, take a look at this.
Andrew Fulton : Do we have to?
[Shot switches to No Mans Land as Rip it Up by 28 Days hits and Soutter hops out to a huge pop. He pumps his arm in the air to the beat of the music, acknowledging the crowd, slapping hands as he makes his way to the ring.]
Soutter : Thank you Dandenong!!!
[Another big pop.]
Soutter : Wow, what a night it has been, we are really moving forward here at SWAT, with the impressive debut of Sly Fondell, looks like Adam Haven is on his way down to Australia as well, and now i have the privilege to announce another new signing here in SWAT. This man and i have a long and checkered history, and i am very proud to announce that all of our troubles are now behind us, and we both look forward to working together here in SWAT!
So ... without any further ado .... let me introduce to you now, the newest signing of SWAT .... one of the toughest men i have ever been in the ring with ... my former tag team partner ... and as some of you may know, my son in law ... (pop from the crowd) ...... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!
[Everlast's Hot to Death blares through the arena and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out, pausing at the rampway to soak up the cheers of the crowd before heading down to the ring ... where the big 7 footer stops in front of Soutter, looking down at him face to face ... and then embracing him in an emotional spontaneous hug.]
Soutter : Ok ... thats enough of that.
[Crowd laughs]
Ruthless L Reeve : WHATS UP DANDENONG!
Ruthless L Reeve : Boy, how much blood have i lost in this joint! Where are my friends the Hellhounds Suit?
A huge pop at the mention of the Hounds.]
Soutter : Still cant get Valentine to sign the contract big guy, lucky for you. Heh, but we are still trying, who knows, anything can happen here in SWAT.
Ruthless L Reeve : Yeah, like the two of us standing here together in the ring. I never thought this would happen, but i must say, i couldn't be happier.
Soutter : Yeah, i hear you.
Ruthless L Reeve : We have been through a lot you and i. And these fans here have seen us go through it all, for a while there i was messed up from everything you did to me, but thanks to time, and my great doc Lou Natic ... (crowd chuckles at the name of the doc.) we are past that and now look at us, a big happy family.
Soutter : What doesn't kill us Reeve, will only make us stronger ... looks like we have come full circle, with you and i working together, there is no stopping us here in SWAT!
A big explosion on the entrance scare the hell out of Soutter, Reeve and the audience. "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits while bursts of flames come out from everywhere]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell is going on? All these flames... my God is the building on fire?!?!
Andrew Fulton: Don't over react Jerry. Anyway I feel that what is coming is very, very good.
A man dressed in strange ninja clothes walks out with a mic on hand]
"For those imbeciles in that don't know me, my name is Deja Vu..."
Macca: Who's he?
Andrew Fulton: And here we have the biggest imbecile of them all~!
Macca : Up your Fulton!
Jeremy Tucker (with History Channel voice): Deja Vu first appeared at the first... and last show... of Hardkore Tri-State, when Soutter was crowned as the first ever champion there... but apparently Deja Vu don't like celebrations much and ran into the ring with his kendo stick, and snapped it around Soutter's throat with the Check Mate (Test Drive). After that Hardkore Tri-State ceased operations. Deja Vu then showed up on Ring Syndicate Mid-America to do several impressive interviews in important shows on the states, like Howard Stern and 'Unscrewed' by Martin Sargent...
Macca: Those are important?
Andrew Fulton: What can you know about the United States of America dumbass. You only know about jumpin' kangooroos and hairy koalas...
Macca : I know that i am about sick of you gob mate ...
Jeremy Tucker: But Mid-America never presented a show...
Macca: Damn, that must be bad luck...
Jeremy Tucker: Doesn't end there. Deja Vu came out of the shadows for another Ring Syndicate region, the CPW, but it folded in less than one month...
Andrew Fulton: And now he comes to SWAT to damn us all~! Yes I like it.
Deja Vu: "SOUTTER! You say no one will be able to stop SWAT now that you and your Reeve are romantically together... they said the same about the Titanic... and it went down... down... down, until it sunk into the bottom of the lonely ocean."
"Soutter, I'm going to sink YOU and the rest of this shithole before you even realize it. And it's going to be easier than the Titanic because you weigh more."
Macca : How dare he insult an Australian Hero like The Centre of Attention!!!
Deja Vu : Soutter ... you denied me my chance at the glory ... I was going to take that world title (tri-state) from you then I was going to be respected as a world champion, not disrespected as wrestling curse.
Soutter : If you want respect, why don't you start by taking off that mask of yours.
Deja Vu : No one is worthy or high enough in the levels of life to see my FACE~!
[Crowd jeer and boo Deja Vu.]
Deja Vu : ......... and about respect, I'll get all I want when I'm done with you in the ring!
Soutter : So what your trying to tell us is that your are terribly disfigured and horridly ugly, and even Jerry over there could get laid standing next to you in the night club?
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right, you tell him Suit ....
[Jeremy Tucker suddenly realises with what he is agreeing with and smacks his forehead as the crowd erupt in laughter.]
Deja Vu : (yelling at the crowd) SHUT THE $#*% UP!!! I'm gonna be known as the man that finished the biggest figure in the world of wrestling...
Soutter : Look, i know you have a hard on for me, but why should i wrestle you, because you come out here in your little mask and say you want to be known as the man who took Soutter out, boy, if i had a dollar for everyone who said that to me ....
Deja Vu : "I don't care how many men have challenge you before... I'm The One that will finally end it all... and it's going to end here, in SWAT"
*Reeve grabs the mic : Listen up Peanut, who the hell do you think you are to threaten The Big Bad Bustling Bandit like that!
Deja Vu : "Sooner or later, you'll realize that to try to save this shithole, you'll have to grab your huge belly on your bare hands, and walk down to the ring for your doom"
Ruthless L Reeve : That may be... but not against the likes of you he wont, Suit ... forget this clown, he wants to talk about respect, i think its about time i gave him a lesson in just that
Deja Vu : "Reeve, shut the hell up!" "You has been all this time hating Soutter, accusing him of so many stupid things, to now go back to his side like a scum" ..... "Reeve, you're like a molested child that after he wins his reward comes back to Michael Jackson's lap because he liked it like that"
Ruthless L Reeve : All right, lets do it big shot. you and me, right here right now!
Deja Vu : ................. "Not now" ........... (crowd boo and jeer again) .........."but soon!"
[Deja Vu drops the mic and disappears into the shadows]
Back to the studio
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a confrontation that was.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like the big Suit needs Reeve to fight his battle's for him.
Jeremy Tucker : Not likely Fulton .. folks, we'll be right back with the Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown in the ring after this short break.
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Jul 27, 2004#5
[We come back to Andrew Fulton and Jeremy Tucker in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, next up we got the Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown up against the "new" Nasty Ned Chambers.
Andrew Fulton : Whats with that tone of voice Jerry? I always thought you rated Ned as one of your favourites.
Jeremy Tucker : The guy has been acting very strange lately. I don't get it.
Andrew Fulton : Its simple, he is sick of being a doormat, and has decided to do something about it.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, be that as it may, he now has a non title match with Sam Piltdown, lets take a look at the highlights ....
[Scene switches to the match in progress .... we see a shot of Ned and Sam hooking up, two big huge men, jockeying for position, and Sam getting the better of it and powering Ned down to the ground, Ned then going for another hook up, and again being overpowered by Sam, Ned then kicks the ropes and yells at the crowd.]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown laughing at Ned's protests, and then nails him with a headbutt.]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown delivering a clothesline to Ned.]
[Shot of Ned hitting a Lou Thesz press.]
[Shot of Ned delivering a belly to back suplex]
[Shot of Sam nailing a snap mare and then a drop kick.]
[Shot of Sam connecting with a swinging neck breaker]
[Shot of Ned with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : These two bulls took it to the limits with Sam showing just why he is the champ, and Ned continuing to disrespect both him and the fans.
[Shot of Ned nailing the Flap jack.]
[Shot of Sam delivering a spine buster slam, in which the ref somehow got in the way and was cleaned up with a ref bump.]
[Shot of Sam tending to the ref, then shrugging and making his way back over to Ned.]
[Shot of Ned tossing Sam to the outside, following him out and ramming him into the ring steps.]
[Shot of Ned reaching under the ring and grabbing a wheel brace, he pulls back and clocks Sam Piltdown flush in the jaw with it, then rolls him into the ring for the three count.]
[Shot of Ned jumping up and down celebrating and Sam holding his jaw with a look of bewilderment on his face.]
Back in the studio
Jeremy Tucker : How about that folks. Nasty Ned Chambers upsetting the Australian Heavyweight Champion, to earn a title shot right here on No man's Land next week, all be it through dubious means.
Andrew Fulton : How's that for a lesson for the little kiddies out there.
Jeremy Tucker : Don't be ridiculous Fulton, there is no lesson there ....
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh yes there is ... look at Ned, he used to be your favourite wrestler, the loveable loser underdog ... the guy who no matter how badly he was beaten, or how many times, he kept coming back ... so there you have it kiddies, it just goes to show, you can try and fail, and try and fail, and try and fail again, but then once you cheat, you win.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats disgusting Fulton, don't listen to him kids, we'll be right back after this break with our main event, where its Statewide Title Vs Statewide Title!
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Jul 27, 2004#6
[Jeremy and Fulton in the studio]
Jeremy Tucker : And welcome back folks, now its time for our feature match and main event of the evening.
Andrew Fulton : There has been some confusion over who is the actual Statewide Champion, with Kota winning the fake title, and then Adrian Tanner Jr turning up with the real one.
Jeremy Tucker : There is nothing fake about Kota's title, if Tanner had of turned up when we called him, none of this mess would of happened, but we are about to settle it once and for all, hope you enjoy the match folks, and hope you enjoyed the show.
[Shot switches to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium.]
Frank Salazar: This match is a for the Unified Australian Statewide title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 487 pounds, from Hawaii he holds the SWAT: Australia Statewide title belt, Kota!!! (The crowd cheers)
[The lights dim slowly; an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen... Then it cuts to a raging volcano... Hot lava flowing through a village... Burning up everything in its path... The picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village... Then Kota appears on the screen... He is in the ring... Bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen... Nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron...he enters the ring and stares coldly at the entryway waiting for Tanner.]
Frank Salazar: and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, he holds the Ring Syndicate: Australia Statewide title belt, Adrian Tanner Jr.!!! (The crowd cheers)
[Make Yourself By Incubus replaces the last song]
[If I hadn't made me]
Toby Navel: Then maybe you should look for a new career. Psycho hanging Tanner on the outside of the ropes, and hes choking Tanner with -his- undone dog collar! He releases the hold and digs into his pants, Tanner taking the moment to refill his lungs with that much needed oxygen. Psycho turns around hes got that lighter in his hand hes going for the fireball!
Jeremy Tucker: Dodge!! Tanner ducked the fireball and a stunning dropkick through the second ropes to Psychos belly!! Tanner held on to the ropes to avoid falling to the floor! He stands back up on the outside of the apron
[SPLASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: and a devastating split-leg moonsault to the unsuspecting Cerberus!!
[Triple B reaches out, and grabs Adrian by the shirt.]
Melvin: Looks like he is going for another one of them flips!
Ross Carlisle: BBB with a hold of the shirt, your right Melvin, he falls onto his back, and goes to flip Tanner with his feet, but Adrian hooks onto the legs, and bridges for a cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis: 1 .....................
2 .........................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin: Holly #*&%!!!
[If I hadn't assembled myself]
Ross Carlisle: He got him! We got a new champ! This is incredible! I take my hat off to both men, Triple B has been a great champion for Australia, and now Adrian Tanner gets his chance!
["The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" By less Than Jake hits, and referee Nick Tsalazidis goes to present the belt to Adrian, but Triple B grabs the belt off of him, and then presents it to Adrian himself, to a huge pop from the crowd. Bill then shakes Adrians hand and leaves the ring as Adrian jumps to the turnbuckle, holding it up for everyone to see.]
[I'd have fallen apart by now ]
(Adrian pinning Syberus, Nick Cairo, Zeus, Nasty Ned Chambers, Syberus again)
A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs, along with a black t-shirt with Revolver in bold letters on the front. Brandon Fernandez follows behind wearing blue jeans and an Arizona Wildcats t-shirt. Brandon carries a sign with There can be only one Adrian Tanner Jr. in big block letters as the two walks to the ring.
Adrian stops almost to the ring, raises his arms and 4 successive blasts of confetti and streamers shoot off from all 4 ringposts.
Adrian pulls off his track pants and jacket to reveal his normal wrestling tights (gold and black boots, black kneepads and black tights with a silver spiderweb design on the back, and a small version of the superman logo on the middle front of the tights, which stop just above the pads. white tape around both his wrists and black elbow pads.)
Adrian slides into the ring and jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans, then jumps down and waits for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Were ready to kick off our main event of the night
[Kota is walking around the inside of the ring as Tanner tests out the ropes.]
Andrew Fulton: Kota wasting no time drives a forearm into Tanner as soon as the ref calls for the bell.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Macca: Crikey, Kotas sure laying some hard shots on Tanner.
[Tanner counters with an elbow to Kotas midsection.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota drives his huge right hand into Tanners jaw, rocking the Ring Syndicate Champion.
[Kota drags Tanner to the corner and sets him on the top rope.]
Andrew Fulton: No! This cant be happening!
[Tanner shoves Kota off breaking up the move.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota quickly back to his feet.
[Tanner off the second rope with a Tornado DDT.]
Andrew Fulton - I wish every match could be like this!
[Tanner with a series of elbowdrops on Kota]
Jeremy Tucker: What? You enjoy outsiders coming in and trying to take over.
[Tanner goes to the second rope.]
Macca - Adrian Tanner Jr. with a diving elbow smash.
[Kota rolls out of the way.]
Andrew Fulton: No, thats not what I meant. Its that damn Xanathos fault.
[Kota scoops Tanner up and nails him with an Over the Shoulder backbreaker.]
Macca: Crikey, that was awesome!
[Kota goes for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota has got the leg hooked it could be over.
[One Two ]
Andrew Fulton: Tanner kicks out! Go, Adrian!
[Both men back to their feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Both men trading lefts and rights.
[Kota and Tanner roll to the outside.]
Andrew Fulton: Dont do it Adrian, you cant go toe to toe with him.
[The ref starts the count.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota throws Tanner into the ring apron and watches him fall.
[One]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota moves in for the kill.
[Two]
Andrew Fulton: Look out, Adrian!
[Three]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota sends Tanner crashing into the ring steps.
[Four]
Andrew Fulton: Get away from him, Adrian.
[Tanner rolls back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota gets up to the ring apron.
A dropkick by Tanner sends Kota crashing to the floor.]
Andrew Fulton: Get him Adrian!
[Tanner goes back to the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota pulls a chair out from under the ring.
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanners head is split wide open.
[Kota drops the chair and rolls Tanner back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Wheres the Ref? Wheres the Bell?
[Tanner staggers to the corner.]
Macca: Tanner could use some help about now.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, where is Brandon?
[The camera pans the outside of the ring, Brandon is no where to be seen.]
Jeremy Tucker: Can we get back to the action in the ring.
[Tanner has gotten out of the corner and lands a dropkick to Kotas jaw.]
Andrew Fulton: Thats the way, Adrian.
A double axehandle smash by Tanner sends Kota to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: The fans start chanting for Tanner.
[Tanner locks an elbow submission on the prone Kota.]
Andrew Fulton: Come on Ref, cant you see Kotas taping out.
[Tanner tightens the hold as Kota tries to crawl to the ropes.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota makes it to the ropes and the Ref calls for the break.
[Tanner gets Kota to his feet and sends him to the outside.]
Macca: Crikey, that kid has to be crazy Wanting to brawl with that monster on the outside.
[The Ref starts the count as Kota gets back to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota is landing chop after chop on Tanners chest.
[One] [Crash!]
Andrew Fulton: Did you see the way Kota tossed Tanner into the ringsteps.
[Two]
Jeremy Tucker: The Ref has gone to the outside to try to establish some order.
[Tanner sidesteps a charge by Kota.] [Crash!]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my God! Kota has just driven Referee Jimmy Nor in to the guardrail!
[Tanner climbs to the top rope.]
Andrew Fulton: The Macho Man couldnt have done a better elbowdrop!
[The crowd starts chanting for Tanner.]
Macca: Crikey, are your lips sewn to Tanners arse?
[Tanner drags Kota back to his feet and is greeted by a huge uppercut from the Island Warrior.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota lifted Tanner off the ground with that shot.
[Kota starts punching away on the prone Tanner.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh no! That big fat slob is going kill him!
[Kota drags Tanner to his feet and slams him to the concrete.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kotas strength has finally come to play and hes in total control of this match.
[Kota rolls Tanner back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Adrian! Adrian! Adrian!
[Kota gets in the ring and tosses Tanner into the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like Kota is setting up for his Tsunami avalanche.
[Suddenly the arena goes black as Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play.]
Tucker/ Fulton/ Macca: What the hell!!
[The Aussie-Tron flares to life in the darkness.]
[Candles raise my desire]
Flashing images of tombstones begin to appear.
[Why Im so far away]
The inscriptions can barely be made out as they speed by.
[No more meaning to my life]
CPW AWE CWA Ring Syndicate SWAT
[No more reason to stay]
The images stop as quickly as they began, sending everything back into darkness.
[Freezing feeling, breathe in - breathe in]
A mans heavily shadowed face flashes into view.
[I'm coming back again]
The lights strobe revealing the whole face for an instant, to quick to recognize who it is.
[I'm not the one who's so far away]
Close cropped dark hair Goatee Ice blue eyes
[When I feel the snake bite enter my veins]
A wicked smile
[Never did wanna be here again]
The face begins laughing in silence as the music and the strobe light continues.
[And I don't remember why I came]
[The tron goes dark has the lights come back up.]
Macca: Crikey, look at the size of that monster!
[Standing in the ring towering over a prone Kota and Adrian Tanner is a masked giant.]
Andrew Fulton: Isnt that the guy who took out Vulcan a few weeks back.
[The masked giant drags Kota to his feet and launches him into the turnbuckles making the whole ring shake.]
Macca: I hope so Well, I mean I hope theres not more than one of those guys around!
[The masked giant picks Tanner up and Gorilla presses him over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: It looks like the ref is starting to recover from Kotas spear.]
[As the Ref tries to get up, the masked giant begins pounding away on Kotas head.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh this horrible
[Kota is bleeding profusely from his forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker: What, you really care about what happens to Kota?
[The Ref has gotten to his feet as the masked giant drags Kota to the middle of the ring and gets him to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton: No! Its horrible that Tanners not in there doing it.
[The masked giant lifts Kota off his feet and nails him with a falling chokeslam.]
Macca: Crikey, that Island boy is plenty big even that giant couldnt get his feet more than of inches off the mat.
[The giant makes his way to the outside of the ring and grabs Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Ive seen that move before What was it called?
[The Ref has come to his senses and is calling for the bell. Ding, ding, ding.]
Andrew Fulton: First this big freak beats Adrian up and now hes costing him the Unified title.
[The giant drags Tanner to his feet and nails him with a short-arm clothesline. Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Somebody call security!
[The giant grabs Tanner and tosses him back into the ring. Ding, ding, ding.]
Andrew Fulton: Cant anybody stop this guy!
[The giant grabs a mic from ringside and starts backing up the ramp as EMTs rush to ringside to attend Tanner, Kota and the Ref.]
The Masked Giant: Listen up chumps! Hang on to your little bits of heaven while you can, because Ill be coming to send you both to Hell!
[The giant throws the mic down and walks out as Tanner pulls himself up with the ropes.]
Macca: Crikey, what the hell was that all about?
[Both wrestlers are completely covered in blood as the EMTs begin to check them out.]
Jeremy Tucker: Well folks, I guess that does it for us tonight.
[Down with the Sickness hits the P.A. as the Commissioner steps out on the entry ramp.]
Andrew Fulton: The Commish twice in one night, Soutter must be finally signing the paychecks.
[Xanathos begins striding down to the ring mic in hand.]
KJ Xanathos: Thats it! Im sick and tried of people coming in to this arena and messing up my matches.
[The crowd roars. Tanner is now on his feet leaning against the ropes while the EMTs have Kota propped up in the opposite corner.]
KJ Xanathos: I dont care if King Kong shows up!
[Tanner stares at the Commish as the blood drips from his forehead.]
KJ Xanathos: We will have a unified champion tonight.
[The crowd roars its approval.]
Jeremy Tucker: You heard folks even after the masked man left both wrestlers laid out, were still going to decide the championship.
[Xanathos pulls off his shirt the reveal refs stripes underneath.]
KJ Xanathos: All right, everybody out of the ring! Ring that bell this match is restarting!
[Xanathos climbs into the ring as the timekeeper rings the bell. Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Here we go again folks.
[The EMTs leave the ring and take up station around ringside.]
Andrew Fulton: Great, just great, with Xanathos in there Adrian is sure to get screwed. I'll bet he was behind the masked giant all along jsut as a way to screw Tanner.
[Tanner drags a limp Kota out of the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Im not so sure if I agree with the Commish on this one. Look at Kota; hes damn near unconscious.
[Tanner pulls Kota to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton: Adrian has Kota hooked Revolver!!
[Xanathos slides in to position as Tanner goes for the cover.]
KJ Xanathos: One Two Three
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Macca - We've got ourselves a winner!
[Xanathos helps Tanner to his feet as the EMTs rush back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: The winner of this match, and new Unified Australian Statewide champion, Adrian Tanner Jr.!!!
[Tanner falls back into the corner as Xanathos presents him with both Statewide titles.]
Andrew Fulton: I knew Adrian could do it.
Jeremy Tucker: Well thats it for tonight folks, but your guess is good as mine on who the masked man is and what it means to SWAT.
[The camera fades to a bloody Adrian Tanner holding both titles.]
Jeremy Tucker : Good evening folks, and welcome to No Mans Land. We are going with a bit of a different feel this week, and hope you like.
Andrew Fulton : Come on Jerry, tell the truth, the network cut us back to an hour time bracket, and now we just have to try and squeeze everything in there.
Jeremy Tucker : I guess you could put it like that if you wanted to, but all that means is non stop action for you fans out there, so hang on tight, and we hope you like the new format of the show!
Andrew Fulton : Hang on tight to what? All the unwashed out there watching this know what to hang onto is there can of beer, of there fat wife's chunky rolls.
Jeremy Tucker : Sounds familiar to me. Lets get to the show guys, we pick it up at the start, where we had some difficulties with our introduction.
[Shot changes to that of the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Melbourne, Australia. The fans are going crazy, jumping up and down and waving there signs in the air.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO NO MANS LAND!!!!
[Get Free by the Vines hits and the arena goes dark, the 'tron lighting up with the No Mans Land logo.]
[The No Mans Land logo is shining bright and The Vines are pumping loud, when an explosion of loud, screeching guitar feedback begins resonating through the arena, followed by the sound of static. As the slow, rolling buzz of electricity hums throughout, the sound of several loud thunder claps begins.]
Voiceover: Behold! For years ago a prophecy was foretold. A prophecy of the Endtimes. In this prophecy it is said that a dark warrior shall come forth and destroy the world with his Evil hand. This warrior shall have been born of pure Hate and Malice and bear no love for Humankind. The warrior has arrived and soon will appear before you. In the second coming of the Evil one...SWAT shall soon fall and all of those associated with it shall be laid to waste in the Rains of Hellfire and Brimstone. When the ashes cool and the barren wasteland that once was SWAT is all that is left. The dark warrior shall stand alone, as the God of the New Era and will begin his world anew. This prophecy shall soon become truth. This warning is only your first. Your last...comes soon.
A shadowy figure then comes onto the screen, laughing mockingly and hysterically. The figure continues to laugh as the shadows slowly dissolve to reveal "The Enigma" Adam Haven, who just keeps on laughing his sadistic and terrifying laugh as the scene fades back to Jeremy and Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, looks like business is about to pick up here in SWAT land.
Andrew Fulton: I have heard that there is a blood shortage here in Melbourne, not anymore if i know that guy.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be back after this break with the first match of the evening.
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[Scene comes back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, as you may or may not know, we have had an abundance of newcomers here to SWAT in the last couple of weeks. Some look pretty good, some have a long way to go if they want to make it here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Your telling me Jerry ... some of these guys really need to pull there finger out, why, i was walking through SWAT headquarters the other day, and the language that was coming out of there describing the efforts of some of our roster, reminded me of a Fulton family reunion.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, lets see what happened when two of our "new" members were booked against each other.
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium where we pick up the action with A- Bomb and Stoon in the ring. Both men look to be going through the motions, and we see highlights of them exchanging headlocks, chops and each man body slamming the other going back and forth, before there crowd jumps to there feet as a man who can only be a wrestler makes his way through them, jumps the railing with a steel chair in hand and proceeds to clean the clock of both Stoon and A-Bomb.]
A fan in the crowd can be heard yelling out .. "Thats Sly Fondell" as he hooks A-Bomb and nails him with the Last Kiss Goodnight ... before also taking out Stoon with the same finisher.]
[Fondell then begins posing, mocking the fans as both A-Bomb and Stoon lye unconscious in the ring. Sly continues his showboating as he pulls a mic out.]
Sly Fondell : The model of male perfection has arrived ....... Live and in the Flesh baby!!
(Crowd boo and jeer Sly)
Sly Fondell : You fans jeer the modern day adonis because you are all stupid, I'm here to show every single one of you stinking fans that what you've been cheering for was just second rate baby, the Ace with the Face is here to give the ladies some-one to scream over and some-one for the boys backstage to fear.
[Fondell drops a couple of big elbows on the two laid out guys]
Sly Fondell : The Ace is here to do the only thing that can improve this body (gestures at his chiseled physique) and thats the addition of Gold, I don't care who and I don't care when but what the Ace wants the Ace gets and you can take that to the bank!
So polish up that gold, keep it nice and shiny ready for me to claim, you won't know where and you won't know when but I will take what I want and show all the so called hot women here what a real champion looks like.
[Sly jumps on the turnbuckle posing then makes to leave ring, mocking the fans on his way ... but is stopped as down with the Sickness hits and Commissioner K J Xanathos makes his way out onto the rampway to a huge pop.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Well, well, well. Welcome to SWAT Mr Fondell. Glad to see you made it here finally.
[Fondell looks at the Commiss suspiciously.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Here i was, sitting out in the back in my office, going over the plans for next weeks show, when we cant even get through our first match with out someone interfering and ruining our matches.
I don't like that Mr Fondell, these fans don't like it either .... and i am sure if Mr Stoon or A-Bomb were in any condition to speak for themselves right now, they wouldn't like it either.
[Fondell looks like he doesn't really care what KJX likes.]
Commissioner Xanathos : So ..... here's what we are going to do. Next week ... right here on No Mans Land ... its going to be Sly Fondell .... going at it against A- Bomb.
[Fondell looks down at A-Bomb and smirks.]
Commissioner Xanathos : And .... Stoon.
[Fondell gets a worried look on his face.]
Commissioner Xanathos : Thats right ... you want to come out here and ruin there match ... attacking both of them when they aren't ready for it ... lets see how you fare when its both of them ... teaming up against you two on one in a Handicap Match
[The crowd pops huge for this match, and Fondell looks irate ... he is nodding his head no, and moving around the ring waving his arms around like he cant believe it ... and then he snaps and starts wailing away on both A-Bomb and Stoon against with hard kicks and stomps till security drag him away as we witch back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! What a scene that was.
Andrew Fulton : What does our stupid Commiss think he is doing ... two on one ... thats not fair.
Jeremy Tucker : Since when have you ever been concerned with whats fair? We'll be right back with more action after this short break folks.
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Jul 27, 2004#3
[We come back once again to Jeremy and Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : And welcome back fans ... coming up next or you, we have a big match between Lonewolf and Jake Porter, who is making his debut down here in SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : Lonewolf was very unlucky not to win the Heavyweight title from Sam Piltdown last show, and will be looking to make someone pay, while Porter will be looking to make a big impression in his first match with us.
Jeremy Tucker : We take you now to the highlights of this match up.
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball stadium with Lonewolf McNeely and Jake Porter in the ring.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Porter with an Exploder suplex]
[Shot of Porter hitting Lonewolf with a Fireman carry to slam]
[Shot of Lonewolf delivering a Spinning discuss punch and a spinebuster on Porter.]
[Shot of Porter drilling Lonewolf with a Porterline- Clothesline, and then a Diamond Cutter, which Porter calls the Payback, with Porter covering Lonewolf for a 2 count.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing Porter with a Arabian face buster and then a elevated double underhook ddt also for a 2 count.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : These two men battled move for move, back and forth for over 13 minutes, with some more great moves like these ...
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the Shinning Wizard (Flesh cut) and then a shot of Porter connecting with three multiple German suplexes.]
[Shot of spearing Lonewolf, and then a shot of Lonewolf nailing a Sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
[Final shot of both men exchanging lefts and rights, and tussling outside over the top rope, and fighting up the rampway as the ref counts them both out.]
[Shot switches back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : There you have it folks, a double count out .. and that is what they just tell me was Lonewolf's last match with us here at SWAT, at least for the time being ... we would like to wish him the best of luck, and how to see him back here one day in the not to far future.
Andrew Fulton : And another one bites the dust. What is it lately with this joint?
Jeremy Tucker : The climate?
Andrew Fulton : May well be, we are freezing our asses off over here, while the rest of the civilised world is enjoying there summer!
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Jul 27, 2004#4
[We come back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back fans. What a night it has been so far, we have seen a lot of new faces turn up at swat, and get ready for a few more, take a look at this.
Andrew Fulton : Do we have to?
[Shot switches to No Mans Land as Rip it Up by 28 Days hits and Soutter hops out to a huge pop. He pumps his arm in the air to the beat of the music, acknowledging the crowd, slapping hands as he makes his way to the ring.]
Soutter : Thank you Dandenong!!!
[Another big pop.]
Soutter : Wow, what a night it has been, we are really moving forward here at SWAT, with the impressive debut of Sly Fondell, looks like Adam Haven is on his way down to Australia as well, and now i have the privilege to announce another new signing here in SWAT. This man and i have a long and checkered history, and i am very proud to announce that all of our troubles are now behind us, and we both look forward to working together here in SWAT!
So ... without any further ado .... let me introduce to you now, the newest signing of SWAT .... one of the toughest men i have ever been in the ring with ... my former tag team partner ... and as some of you may know, my son in law ... (pop from the crowd) ...... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!
[Everlast's Hot to Death blares through the arena and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way out, pausing at the rampway to soak up the cheers of the crowd before heading down to the ring ... where the big 7 footer stops in front of Soutter, looking down at him face to face ... and then embracing him in an emotional spontaneous hug.]
Soutter : Ok ... thats enough of that.
[Crowd laughs]
Ruthless L Reeve : WHATS UP DANDENONG!
Ruthless L Reeve : Boy, how much blood have i lost in this joint! Where are my friends the Hellhounds Suit?
A huge pop at the mention of the Hounds.]
Soutter : Still cant get Valentine to sign the contract big guy, lucky for you. Heh, but we are still trying, who knows, anything can happen here in SWAT.
Ruthless L Reeve : Yeah, like the two of us standing here together in the ring. I never thought this would happen, but i must say, i couldn't be happier.
Soutter : Yeah, i hear you.
Ruthless L Reeve : We have been through a lot you and i. And these fans here have seen us go through it all, for a while there i was messed up from everything you did to me, but thanks to time, and my great doc Lou Natic ... (crowd chuckles at the name of the doc.) we are past that and now look at us, a big happy family.
Soutter : What doesn't kill us Reeve, will only make us stronger ... looks like we have come full circle, with you and i working together, there is no stopping us here in SWAT!
A big explosion on the entrance scare the hell out of Soutter, Reeve and the audience. "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits while bursts of flames come out from everywhere]
Jeremy Tucker: What the hell is going on? All these flames... my God is the building on fire?!?!
Andrew Fulton: Don't over react Jerry. Anyway I feel that what is coming is very, very good.
A man dressed in strange ninja clothes walks out with a mic on hand]
"For those imbeciles in that don't know me, my name is Deja Vu..."
Macca: Who's he?
Andrew Fulton: And here we have the biggest imbecile of them all~!
Macca : Up your Fulton!
Jeremy Tucker (with History Channel voice): Deja Vu first appeared at the first... and last show... of Hardkore Tri-State, when Soutter was crowned as the first ever champion there... but apparently Deja Vu don't like celebrations much and ran into the ring with his kendo stick, and snapped it around Soutter's throat with the Check Mate (Test Drive). After that Hardkore Tri-State ceased operations. Deja Vu then showed up on Ring Syndicate Mid-America to do several impressive interviews in important shows on the states, like Howard Stern and 'Unscrewed' by Martin Sargent...
Macca: Those are important?
Andrew Fulton: What can you know about the United States of America dumbass. You only know about jumpin' kangooroos and hairy koalas...
Macca : I know that i am about sick of you gob mate ...
Jeremy Tucker: But Mid-America never presented a show...
Macca: Damn, that must be bad luck...
Jeremy Tucker: Doesn't end there. Deja Vu came out of the shadows for another Ring Syndicate region, the CPW, but it folded in less than one month...
Andrew Fulton: And now he comes to SWAT to damn us all~! Yes I like it.
Deja Vu: "SOUTTER! You say no one will be able to stop SWAT now that you and your Reeve are romantically together... they said the same about the Titanic... and it went down... down... down, until it sunk into the bottom of the lonely ocean."
"Soutter, I'm going to sink YOU and the rest of this shithole before you even realize it. And it's going to be easier than the Titanic because you weigh more."
Macca : How dare he insult an Australian Hero like The Centre of Attention!!!
Deja Vu : Soutter ... you denied me my chance at the glory ... I was going to take that world title (tri-state) from you then I was going to be respected as a world champion, not disrespected as wrestling curse.
Soutter : If you want respect, why don't you start by taking off that mask of yours.
Deja Vu : No one is worthy or high enough in the levels of life to see my FACE~!
[Crowd jeer and boo Deja Vu.]
Deja Vu : ......... and about respect, I'll get all I want when I'm done with you in the ring!
Soutter : So what your trying to tell us is that your are terribly disfigured and horridly ugly, and even Jerry over there could get laid standing next to you in the night club?
Jeremy Tucker : Thats right, you tell him Suit ....
[Jeremy Tucker suddenly realises with what he is agreeing with and smacks his forehead as the crowd erupt in laughter.]
Deja Vu : (yelling at the crowd) SHUT THE $#*% UP!!! I'm gonna be known as the man that finished the biggest figure in the world of wrestling...
Soutter : Look, i know you have a hard on for me, but why should i wrestle you, because you come out here in your little mask and say you want to be known as the man who took Soutter out, boy, if i had a dollar for everyone who said that to me ....
Deja Vu : "I don't care how many men have challenge you before... I'm The One that will finally end it all... and it's going to end here, in SWAT"
*Reeve grabs the mic : Listen up Peanut, who the hell do you think you are to threaten The Big Bad Bustling Bandit like that!
Deja Vu : "Sooner or later, you'll realize that to try to save this shithole, you'll have to grab your huge belly on your bare hands, and walk down to the ring for your doom"
Ruthless L Reeve : That may be... but not against the likes of you he wont, Suit ... forget this clown, he wants to talk about respect, i think its about time i gave him a lesson in just that
Deja Vu : "Reeve, shut the hell up!" "You has been all this time hating Soutter, accusing him of so many stupid things, to now go back to his side like a scum" ..... "Reeve, you're like a molested child that after he wins his reward comes back to Michael Jackson's lap because he liked it like that"
Ruthless L Reeve : All right, lets do it big shot. you and me, right here right now!
Deja Vu : ................. "Not now" ........... (crowd boo and jeer again) .........."but soon!"
[Deja Vu drops the mic and disappears into the shadows]
Back to the studio
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a confrontation that was.
Andrew Fulton : Looks like the big Suit needs Reeve to fight his battle's for him.
Jeremy Tucker : Not likely Fulton .. folks, we'll be right back with the Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown in the ring after this short break.
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[We come back to Andrew Fulton and Jeremy Tucker in the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, next up we got the Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown up against the "new" Nasty Ned Chambers.
Andrew Fulton : Whats with that tone of voice Jerry? I always thought you rated Ned as one of your favourites.
Jeremy Tucker : The guy has been acting very strange lately. I don't get it.
Andrew Fulton : Its simple, he is sick of being a doormat, and has decided to do something about it.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, be that as it may, he now has a non title match with Sam Piltdown, lets take a look at the highlights ....
[Scene switches to the match in progress .... we see a shot of Ned and Sam hooking up, two big huge men, jockeying for position, and Sam getting the better of it and powering Ned down to the ground, Ned then going for another hook up, and again being overpowered by Sam, Ned then kicks the ropes and yells at the crowd.]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown laughing at Ned's protests, and then nails him with a headbutt.]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown delivering a clothesline to Ned.]
[Shot of Ned hitting a Lou Thesz press.]
[Shot of Ned delivering a belly to back suplex]
[Shot of Sam nailing a snap mare and then a drop kick.]
[Shot of Sam connecting with a swinging neck breaker]
[Shot of Ned with a tilt a whirl slam.]
Voiceover of Jeremy Tucker : These two bulls took it to the limits with Sam showing just why he is the champ, and Ned continuing to disrespect both him and the fans.
[Shot of Ned nailing the Flap jack.]
[Shot of Sam delivering a spine buster slam, in which the ref somehow got in the way and was cleaned up with a ref bump.]
[Shot of Sam tending to the ref, then shrugging and making his way back over to Ned.]
[Shot of Ned tossing Sam to the outside, following him out and ramming him into the ring steps.]
[Shot of Ned reaching under the ring and grabbing a wheel brace, he pulls back and clocks Sam Piltdown flush in the jaw with it, then rolls him into the ring for the three count.]
[Shot of Ned jumping up and down celebrating and Sam holding his jaw with a look of bewilderment on his face.]
Back in the studio
Jeremy Tucker : How about that folks. Nasty Ned Chambers upsetting the Australian Heavyweight Champion, to earn a title shot right here on No man's Land next week, all be it through dubious means.
Andrew Fulton : How's that for a lesson for the little kiddies out there.
Jeremy Tucker : Don't be ridiculous Fulton, there is no lesson there ....
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh yes there is ... look at Ned, he used to be your favourite wrestler, the loveable loser underdog ... the guy who no matter how badly he was beaten, or how many times, he kept coming back ... so there you have it kiddies, it just goes to show, you can try and fail, and try and fail, and try and fail again, but then once you cheat, you win.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats disgusting Fulton, don't listen to him kids, we'll be right back after this break with our main event, where its Statewide Title Vs Statewide Title!
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[Jeremy and Fulton in the studio]
Jeremy Tucker : And welcome back folks, now its time for our feature match and main event of the evening.
Andrew Fulton : There has been some confusion over who is the actual Statewide Champion, with Kota winning the fake title, and then Adrian Tanner Jr turning up with the real one.
Jeremy Tucker : There is nothing fake about Kota's title, if Tanner had of turned up when we called him, none of this mess would of happened, but we are about to settle it once and for all, hope you enjoy the match folks, and hope you enjoyed the show.
[Shot switches to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium.]
Frank Salazar: This match is a for the Unified Australian Statewide title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 487 pounds, from Hawaii he holds the SWAT: Australia Statewide title belt, Kota!!! (The crowd cheers)
[The lights dim slowly; an image of a beautiful Island paradise shows on the screen... Then it cuts to a raging volcano... Hot lava flowing through a village... Burning up everything in its path... The picture turns to rubble and bodies in a ruined village... Then Kota appears on the screen... He is in the ring... Bodysplashing a helpless opponent. Kota walks slowly to the ring and turns and looks back at the screen... Nodding in approval as he slowly gets on the apron...he enters the ring and stares coldly at the entryway waiting for Tanner.]
Frank Salazar: and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Tucson, Arizona, he holds the Ring Syndicate: Australia Statewide title belt, Adrian Tanner Jr.!!! (The crowd cheers)
[Make Yourself By Incubus replaces the last song]
[If I hadn't made me]
Toby Navel: Then maybe you should look for a new career. Psycho hanging Tanner on the outside of the ropes, and hes choking Tanner with -his- undone dog collar! He releases the hold and digs into his pants, Tanner taking the moment to refill his lungs with that much needed oxygen. Psycho turns around hes got that lighter in his hand hes going for the fireball!
Jeremy Tucker: Dodge!! Tanner ducked the fireball and a stunning dropkick through the second ropes to Psychos belly!! Tanner held on to the ropes to avoid falling to the floor! He stands back up on the outside of the apron
[SPLASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: and a devastating split-leg moonsault to the unsuspecting Cerberus!!
[Triple B reaches out, and grabs Adrian by the shirt.]
Melvin: Looks like he is going for another one of them flips!
Ross Carlisle: BBB with a hold of the shirt, your right Melvin, he falls onto his back, and goes to flip Tanner with his feet, but Adrian hooks onto the legs, and bridges for a cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis: 1 .....................
2 .........................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin: Holly #*&%!!!
[If I hadn't assembled myself]
Ross Carlisle: He got him! We got a new champ! This is incredible! I take my hat off to both men, Triple B has been a great champion for Australia, and now Adrian Tanner gets his chance!
["The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" By less Than Jake hits, and referee Nick Tsalazidis goes to present the belt to Adrian, but Triple B grabs the belt off of him, and then presents it to Adrian himself, to a huge pop from the crowd. Bill then shakes Adrians hand and leaves the ring as Adrian jumps to the turnbuckle, holding it up for everyone to see.]
[I'd have fallen apart by now ]
(Adrian pinning Syberus, Nick Cairo, Zeus, Nasty Ned Chambers, Syberus again)
A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letter on the back, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs, along with a black t-shirt with Revolver in bold letters on the front. Brandon Fernandez follows behind wearing blue jeans and an Arizona Wildcats t-shirt. Brandon carries a sign with There can be only one Adrian Tanner Jr. in big block letters as the two walks to the ring.
Adrian stops almost to the ring, raises his arms and 4 successive blasts of confetti and streamers shoot off from all 4 ringposts.
Adrian pulls off his track pants and jacket to reveal his normal wrestling tights (gold and black boots, black kneepads and black tights with a silver spiderweb design on the back, and a small version of the superman logo on the middle front of the tights, which stop just above the pads. white tape around both his wrists and black elbow pads.)
Adrian slides into the ring and jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans, then jumps down and waits for the bell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Were ready to kick off our main event of the night
[Kota is walking around the inside of the ring as Tanner tests out the ropes.]
Andrew Fulton: Kota wasting no time drives a forearm into Tanner as soon as the ref calls for the bell.
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Macca: Crikey, Kotas sure laying some hard shots on Tanner.
[Tanner counters with an elbow to Kotas midsection.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota drives his huge right hand into Tanners jaw, rocking the Ring Syndicate Champion.
[Kota drags Tanner to the corner and sets him on the top rope.]
Andrew Fulton: No! This cant be happening!
[Tanner shoves Kota off breaking up the move.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota quickly back to his feet.
[Tanner off the second rope with a Tornado DDT.]
Andrew Fulton - I wish every match could be like this!
[Tanner with a series of elbowdrops on Kota]
Jeremy Tucker: What? You enjoy outsiders coming in and trying to take over.
[Tanner goes to the second rope.]
Macca - Adrian Tanner Jr. with a diving elbow smash.
[Kota rolls out of the way.]
Andrew Fulton: No, thats not what I meant. Its that damn Xanathos fault.
[Kota scoops Tanner up and nails him with an Over the Shoulder backbreaker.]
Macca: Crikey, that was awesome!
[Kota goes for the cover.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota has got the leg hooked it could be over.
[One Two ]
Andrew Fulton: Tanner kicks out! Go, Adrian!
[Both men back to their feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Both men trading lefts and rights.
[Kota and Tanner roll to the outside.]
Andrew Fulton: Dont do it Adrian, you cant go toe to toe with him.
[The ref starts the count.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota throws Tanner into the ring apron and watches him fall.
[One]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota moves in for the kill.
[Two]
Andrew Fulton: Look out, Adrian!
[Three]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota sends Tanner crashing into the ring steps.
[Four]
Andrew Fulton: Get away from him, Adrian.
[Tanner rolls back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota gets up to the ring apron.
A dropkick by Tanner sends Kota crashing to the floor.]
Andrew Fulton: Get him Adrian!
[Tanner goes back to the outside.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota pulls a chair out from under the ring.
[Crack!]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanners head is split wide open.
[Kota drops the chair and rolls Tanner back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Wheres the Ref? Wheres the Bell?
[Tanner staggers to the corner.]
Macca: Tanner could use some help about now.
Andrew Fulton: Yeah, where is Brandon?
[The camera pans the outside of the ring, Brandon is no where to be seen.]
Jeremy Tucker: Can we get back to the action in the ring.
[Tanner has gotten out of the corner and lands a dropkick to Kotas jaw.]
Andrew Fulton: Thats the way, Adrian.
A double axehandle smash by Tanner sends Kota to the mat.]
Jeremy Tucker: The fans start chanting for Tanner.
[Tanner locks an elbow submission on the prone Kota.]
Andrew Fulton: Come on Ref, cant you see Kotas taping out.
[Tanner tightens the hold as Kota tries to crawl to the ropes.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota makes it to the ropes and the Ref calls for the break.
[Tanner gets Kota to his feet and sends him to the outside.]
Macca: Crikey, that kid has to be crazy Wanting to brawl with that monster on the outside.
[The Ref starts the count as Kota gets back to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota is landing chop after chop on Tanners chest.
[One] [Crash!]
Andrew Fulton: Did you see the way Kota tossed Tanner into the ringsteps.
[Two]
Jeremy Tucker: The Ref has gone to the outside to try to establish some order.
[Tanner sidesteps a charge by Kota.] [Crash!]
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my God! Kota has just driven Referee Jimmy Nor in to the guardrail!
[Tanner climbs to the top rope.]
Andrew Fulton: The Macho Man couldnt have done a better elbowdrop!
[The crowd starts chanting for Tanner.]
Macca: Crikey, are your lips sewn to Tanners arse?
[Tanner drags Kota back to his feet and is greeted by a huge uppercut from the Island Warrior.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kota lifted Tanner off the ground with that shot.
[Kota starts punching away on the prone Tanner.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh no! That big fat slob is going kill him!
[Kota drags Tanner to his feet and slams him to the concrete.]
Jeremy Tucker: Kotas strength has finally come to play and hes in total control of this match.
[Kota rolls Tanner back into the ring.]
Andrew Fulton: Adrian! Adrian! Adrian!
[Kota gets in the ring and tosses Tanner into the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Looks like Kota is setting up for his Tsunami avalanche.
[Suddenly the arena goes black as Voodoo by Godsmack begins to play.]
Tucker/ Fulton/ Macca: What the hell!!
[The Aussie-Tron flares to life in the darkness.]
[Candles raise my desire]
Flashing images of tombstones begin to appear.
[Why Im so far away]
The inscriptions can barely be made out as they speed by.
[No more meaning to my life]
CPW AWE CWA Ring Syndicate SWAT
[No more reason to stay]
The images stop as quickly as they began, sending everything back into darkness.
[Freezing feeling, breathe in - breathe in]
A mans heavily shadowed face flashes into view.
[I'm coming back again]
The lights strobe revealing the whole face for an instant, to quick to recognize who it is.
[I'm not the one who's so far away]
Close cropped dark hair Goatee Ice blue eyes
[When I feel the snake bite enter my veins]
A wicked smile
[Never did wanna be here again]
The face begins laughing in silence as the music and the strobe light continues.
[And I don't remember why I came]
[The tron goes dark has the lights come back up.]
Macca: Crikey, look at the size of that monster!
[Standing in the ring towering over a prone Kota and Adrian Tanner is a masked giant.]
Andrew Fulton: Isnt that the guy who took out Vulcan a few weeks back.
[The masked giant drags Kota to his feet and launches him into the turnbuckles making the whole ring shake.]
Macca: I hope so Well, I mean I hope theres not more than one of those guys around!
[The masked giant picks Tanner up and Gorilla presses him over the top rope.]
Jeremy Tucker: It looks like the ref is starting to recover from Kotas spear.]
[As the Ref tries to get up, the masked giant begins pounding away on Kotas head.]
Andrew Fulton: Oh this horrible
[Kota is bleeding profusely from his forehead.]
Jeremy Tucker: What, you really care about what happens to Kota?
[The Ref has gotten to his feet as the masked giant drags Kota to the middle of the ring and gets him to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton: No! Its horrible that Tanners not in there doing it.
[The masked giant lifts Kota off his feet and nails him with a falling chokeslam.]
Macca: Crikey, that Island boy is plenty big even that giant couldnt get his feet more than of inches off the mat.
[The giant makes his way to the outside of the ring and grabs Tanner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Ive seen that move before What was it called?
[The Ref has come to his senses and is calling for the bell. Ding, ding, ding.]
Andrew Fulton: First this big freak beats Adrian up and now hes costing him the Unified title.
[The giant drags Tanner to his feet and nails him with a short-arm clothesline. Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Somebody call security!
[The giant grabs Tanner and tosses him back into the ring. Ding, ding, ding.]
Andrew Fulton: Cant anybody stop this guy!
[The giant grabs a mic from ringside and starts backing up the ramp as EMTs rush to ringside to attend Tanner, Kota and the Ref.]
The Masked Giant: Listen up chumps! Hang on to your little bits of heaven while you can, because Ill be coming to send you both to Hell!
[The giant throws the mic down and walks out as Tanner pulls himself up with the ropes.]
Macca: Crikey, what the hell was that all about?
[Both wrestlers are completely covered in blood as the EMTs begin to check them out.]
Jeremy Tucker: Well folks, I guess that does it for us tonight.
[Down with the Sickness hits the P.A. as the Commissioner steps out on the entry ramp.]
Andrew Fulton: The Commish twice in one night, Soutter must be finally signing the paychecks.
[Xanathos begins striding down to the ring mic in hand.]
KJ Xanathos: Thats it! Im sick and tried of people coming in to this arena and messing up my matches.
[The crowd roars. Tanner is now on his feet leaning against the ropes while the EMTs have Kota propped up in the opposite corner.]
KJ Xanathos: I dont care if King Kong shows up!
[Tanner stares at the Commish as the blood drips from his forehead.]
KJ Xanathos: We will have a unified champion tonight.
[The crowd roars its approval.]
Jeremy Tucker: You heard folks even after the masked man left both wrestlers laid out, were still going to decide the championship.
[Xanathos pulls off his shirt the reveal refs stripes underneath.]
KJ Xanathos: All right, everybody out of the ring! Ring that bell this match is restarting!
[Xanathos climbs into the ring as the timekeeper rings the bell. Ding, ding, ding.]
Jeremy Tucker: Here we go again folks.
[The EMTs leave the ring and take up station around ringside.]
Andrew Fulton: Great, just great, with Xanathos in there Adrian is sure to get screwed. I'll bet he was behind the masked giant all along jsut as a way to screw Tanner.
[Tanner drags a limp Kota out of the corner.]
Jeremy Tucker: Im not so sure if I agree with the Commish on this one. Look at Kota; hes damn near unconscious.
[Tanner pulls Kota to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton: Adrian has Kota hooked Revolver!!
[Xanathos slides in to position as Tanner goes for the cover.]
KJ Xanathos: One Two Three
[Ding, ding, ding.]
Macca - We've got ourselves a winner!
[Xanathos helps Tanner to his feet as the EMTs rush back into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: The winner of this match, and new Unified Australian Statewide champion, Adrian Tanner Jr.!!!
[Tanner falls back into the corner as Xanathos presents him with both Statewide titles.]
Andrew Fulton: I knew Adrian could do it.
Jeremy Tucker: Well thats it for tonight folks, but your guess is good as mine on who the masked man is and what it means to SWAT.
[The camera fades to a bloody Adrian Tanner holding both titles.]
