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[The scene opens up to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the studio sitting on a nice new couch, both looking relaxed and wearing casual clothing.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land. We have received some tremendous reviews for last weeks new format, and would like to thank everyone for there kind words and we are glad you like the style.
Andrew Fulton : Yes, and we would also like to thank the network, who if it wasn't for them cutting us back to an hour time slot and pulling our live program from the air, none of this would of been possible.
Jeremy Tucker : Things are really looking up around here at SWAT, the new Livewire shows have also been a great success, thanks in large to our President Domino, and new faces are turning up around here almost on a daily basis.
Andrew Fulton : Lets hope a few of them stick around, getting members has never been a problem, its keeping them that is the hard part, but speaking of our President Domino, i hear she may be offering some special favors to keep some of our members on track.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats just absurd Fulton, how can you even suggest such a thing.
Andrew Fulton : I saw it with my own eyes, there she was swinging this whip around, promising to do all sorts of things to those who needed it .... at least i think i saw it, i have been having that exact same recurring dream for over a year now ... so you can understand my dilemma when i switched on to Livewire and saw my dreams coming true right there before my eyes.
Jeremy Tucker : Well .... what more can i say .... moving right along, this past week on No Mans Land we saw the return of Ruthless L Reeve to active duty here in Australia against Boof, lets take a look at some of the highlights from that matchup.
Scene switches to the Dandenong Basketball stadium in Melbourne, Australia
[Shot of the Seven foot tall Ruthless L Reeve making his way to the ring to the tune of "Hot to Death" by Everlast, high fiving all of the Australian fans on his way to the ring.]
[Shot of Boof watching Reeve enter the ring, and the big Aussie immediately flooring him with a devastating big boot to the face.]
[Shot of Reeve having his way with Boof, delivering a series of slams, first a Australian Slam (Oklahoma slam), then a sidewalk slam and then a Scoop Slam.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One was back in town, and he looked great completely having his way with the inexperienced Boof.
[Shot of Reeve leveling Boof with a vicious clothesline]
[Shot of Reeve delivering a beautiful Rikishi driver]
[Shot of Reeve connecting with a saving grace (lifts up for an inverted suplex, then drops forward dumping them backfirst on the mat)]
[Shot of Reeve hitting the Ruthless Edge (a gorilla press, into a spinning diamond cutter!) and then covering Boof for the three count.]
[Shot of the Australian crowd going nuts for their hometown hero as the ref raises Reeve's arm in victory.]
Back to the studio
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what an impressive return there from Ruthless L Reeve, he looks to be in the best shape of his career, and poor Boof never got a look in.
Andrew Fulton : Lets see how he goes against someone besides "poor Boof" before we strain a muscle patting him on the back there Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, you can only beat who is put in front of you, and he did just that and in very convincing fashion, i look forward to seeing how far he can go here in SWAT, folks, we'll be back after this break with the in ring debut of Sly Fondell here in Australia, against not one, but two men!
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Aug 11, 2004#2
[Back at the Studio]
Jeremy Tucker : And we are back folks, last week, we saw the debut of Sly Fondell, he sure did make quite the impression, unfortunately ticking off not only A-Bomb & Stoon interfering in there match, and taking both of them out, but also our Commiss Mr Xanathos in the process.
Andrew Fulton : I don't see what Xanathos' problem is, from where i was sitting, the guy was just bringing a bit more flavour to a very dull match up.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, KJX didn't like the interference, and accordingly booked Fondell to meet BOTH Stoon and A -Bomb, two on one in a handicap match, lets take a look at the highlights of that one ....
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium.]
[Shot of Fondell making his way to the ring to Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue with his lovely valet Jada.]
[Shot of Fondell hooking up with A-Bomb, (Stoon on the apron), and Fondell just tossing A-bomb aside, and showing off his tremendous body to the crowd]
[Shot of Fondell planting A-Bomb with a overhead belly to belly suplex.]
[Shot of Fondell whipping A-bomb into the corner and then ramming both A-Bomb and his partner Stoon's heads together ... followed by a shot of Stoon grabbing onto the rope to steady himself, and Fondell flinging Stoon into the ring using the leverage of the rope]
[Shot of Fondell drilling Stoon with a Big Hip Toss and then A -Bomb running in to receive one also.]
[Shot of Fondell delivering a Northern Lights suplex to Stoon, and then a Russian backbreaker to A - Bomb.]
[Another shot of The Model of Male perfection posing for the crowd, and his valet up on the apron, mockingly whipping sweat from his brow.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Sly Fondell showing the fans here exactly what he is capable of, and by the looks of things, he is his own greatest fan.
[Shot of Sly with a Full Nelson Suplex on Stoon and a Cobra clutch suplex on A - Bomb]
[Shot of Fondell with a slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex on A- Bomb]
Jeremy Tucker : Fondell put on an exhibition folks, he calls that one the The Fondell Plex.
[Shot of Fondell with a shoulder drop jacknife powerbomb on Stoon.]
Jeremy Tucker : That one he refers to as The Fondell Bomb.
[Shot of Sly with a Top Rope Brainbuster now on Stoon.]
Jeremy Tucker : And the destruction just kept on coming fans, there with the The Heights of Passion, and then poor A - Bomb receiving the Prom Night Promise.
[Shot of Sly drilling A - bomb with a spinning tiger driver.]
[Another shot of Fondell admiring his own handywork.]
[Shot of Sly grabbing the hapless Stoon and delivering The Last Kiss Goodnit : A Cradle Dangerous DDT and then picking up A -bomb by the hair, and nailing him with a The Dream Lover: A head arm chokehold (like a Million Dollar Dream) and Fondell covering Stoon at the same time laying back on him while still keeping A -bomb in the Dream Lover for the three count victory.]
[Shot of Jada raising Fondell's arm in victory and then a shot of the paramedics tending to both Stoon and A - bomb.]
Back in the studio]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a debut. he destroyed not one, but two people there single handedly, and if that isn't sending out a message to the rest of the fed, then i don't know what is.
Andrew Fulton : Very impressive indeed. Sly is going to go a long way here in SWAT, that much is obvious, but how far only time will tell.
Jeremy Tucker : I can't say i like the mans attitude, but he sure can get it done there in the ring. Normally he will grapevine the opponent when using the Dream Lover, but wanted to rub salt into the wound with the cocky cover.
Andrew Fulton : He knew he had them Jerry, he knew he had them the moment he stepped into the ring with them, and could of ended it any time he wanted, i think it was mighty fine of him to give us that demonstration of his capabilities myself.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, yeah, mighty fine of him. Folks, we'll be right back after this break with a pre recorded message from Deja Vu, followed by his matchup with the Wizard.
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Aug 11, 2004#3
[Deja Vu is seen sitting in a concentration oriental pose on a wooden floor, facing the winds from the beautiful sea of the down under land. He takes a deep breath and pushes forward his hand with inner ki (energy/spirit/life force, dumbasses). He lays backwards and nips up, showing his martial arts expertise.]
Deja Vu: "On the next No Man's Land, I will be facing The Wizard, a young monster in the pro-wrestling world. He's somewhat known in the indy circuit, because of his size and annihilating moves, and he feels ready to start his domain on SWAT, like he has done in so much other feds.
Sorry to announce that his domain will not be seen, and his time on SWAT will be short lived. He was unlucky enough to be booked against The Last Step In Evolution. And his only purpose in SWAT will be to show to all you doubters what I am about. What I'm going to do to every single wrestler of this kindergarten of wrestling showcase.
He likes to be called The Wizard, but the only magic you'll truly see is the amazing amount of blood he's going to lose at No Man's Land. After the match, prepare yourselves for a new crimson canvas, at the expense of the first of many wrestlers that will be dealt with down here on Australia.
And Reeve, I want you to watch that match carefully and alert. That will be just a sample of what will happen to you very soon, on your own land. It's the cost you'll pay for sticking your nose in my revenge. How dare you?
You call yourself "ruthless". Like if you were so powerful that nobody could ever touch you. Ruthless like a train that doesn't stop when it sees a car stuck on his railroad, ruthless like a drunk husband that beats up the mother right in front of the eyes of his children, ruthless like an iron door that doesn't let pass the masses, ruthless like two concrete giants that watch the big city with authority.
Well I'm the one who stops the train, I'm the one who grabs the husband by the violent hand and brakes it in four parts, I'm the one that pushes the masses out of my way and pass through the iron door, I'm the one that takes down the two overrated towers, and I'm the one that will stop you even if you think you're unstoppable, I'm the one that will brake you in four parts even if you think you're unbreakable, I'm the one that will push you out of my way and will pass through your weaknesses, even if you swear you have none, and I'm the one that kill take your overrated ass down in the center of the ring, in front of the big audience, to end your lameass career once and for all.
I'm the one that will finish you Reeve. Soutter and SWAT will follow right after. You'll understand it when the end comes, but then it will be too late. Heck, it's too late for you already".
[Deja Vu walks toward the edge of the high fall to the sea, and drops down. "Holy shit!" exclaims the cameraman, and runs desperately to see what happened to Deja Vu, probably expecting to see him lying dead on the bloody rocks. We see nothing; Deja Vu vanished in the thin air.]
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Aug 11, 2004#4
Back in the studio with Jeremy and Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats was some speech there from Deja Vu, and now lets go straight to the ring to see that matchup he was talking about with The Wizard.
Andrew Fulton : (scoffing) The Wizard ... Deja Vu ... where do we find these guys?
Back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium
[Shot of The Wizard making his way down to the ring to some strange eerie wizard type tones.]
[Shot of a Big explosion on the entrance and "Freur Frei" by Rammstein rocks the arena, while a pitch black artistic sun circles in the AussieTron with fire on the background. Bursts of flames everywhere and Deja Vu walks out with the kendo stick and ninja clothes.]
[Shot of Deja Vu getting the jump on The Wizard and sending him flying with a perfectly executed drop kick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Swinging Neckbreaker.]
[Shot of Deja Vu nailing The Wizard with a Shooting Star Press, then covering the Wizard ... with Deja Vu pulling the Wizards shoulders up himself after the two count.]
[Shot of Deja Vu crunching The Wizard with The Checkmate (Roll of the Dice) and then covering him for the three count.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : And just like that it was over folks, with Deja Vu making short work of the Wizard, but that wasn't enough, and Deja Vu went and .... well .... take a look for yourselves.
[Shot of the Referee raising Deja Vu's hand and Deja Vu pushing him away aggressively, and then locking a full nelson on the allready sitting Wizard ... Deja Vu then flips over landing on his feet in a bridge, while still holding on the Full Nelson. Shot of The Wizard instantly tapping in tremendous pain, and Deja Vu refusing to release the hold.]
[Shot of The Wizard collapsing in the submission which is known as the Bushido Breaker, to become dead weight, and referee Nick Tsalazidis forcing Deja Vu to break the hold.]
[Shot of Tsalazidis trying to tend to the neck of the knocked out Wizard, and then a shot of Deja Vu taking referee Tsalazidis out with a cracking Kendo stick shot to the head.]
[Shot of Deja vu picking up the dead weight of The wizard, and drilling him with another Checkmate, this time using the Kendo Stick as well.]
[Shot of Deja Vu leaving the ring with the fans all throwing there litter at him as he makes his way up the rampway, and a shot of the EMT's rushing to the aid of The Wizard.]
[The scene switches back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : What a disgusting scene. That man should be ashamed of himself, thats not what this great sport is all about, and i cant wait to see what commissioner Xanathos has to say about such a hideous act.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares what Xanathos has to say Jerry, that man just made a statement in there tonight that nobody will forget for a long time.
Jeremy Tucker : That man just crossed the line Fulton, and knowing the Commiss as i do, he will be lucky is Xanathos doesn't suspend him or even fire him on the spot.
Andrew Fulton : Calm down Jerry, take a chill pill. We'll be back after this break, hopefully with a more professional Jeremy Tucker.
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Aug 11, 2004#5
Jeremy Tucker: Welcome back folks, up next we were supposed to have Adrian Tanners first title defense. Unfortunately we have a little problem.
Andrew Fulton: A little problem, thats a BIG understatement.
Jeremy Tucker: The problem is there was never a match and the tape we have of what happened
Andrew Fulton: Got impounded by the Commish. But that was awesome, wasnt it?
Jeremy Tucker: Fortunately, Commissioner Xanathos will let us tell you what happen.
Andrew Fulton: Were do we start?
Jeremy Tucker: How about at the beginning?
A split screen still photo of Tanner and Handy Andy comes up on the screen. It fades as Tucker begins to speak showing Fulton and Tucker at their desk again.]
Jeremy Tucker: As Handy Andy was leaving his dressing room he was attacked by the Masked Giant.
Andrew Fulton: Attacked, I dont think that says enough.
Jeremy Tucker: Youre right about that Fulton. EMTs were still working on him at the end of the event.
Andrew Fulton: When Handy Andy didnt come out the ref declared the match null and void. Let me tell you folks, you could have fried eggs on Tanners forehead he was so hot.
Jeremy Tucker: As a disgusted Tanner left the ring, the tron showed what had happened to Andy.
Andrew Fulton: Tanner ran up the ramp only to be met by the Giant on his way down.
Jeremy Tucker: Both men battled for well over five minutes, Tanner holding his ground against the much larger Giant. Ending when Tanner got the big mans mask off.
Andrew Fulton: Can you believe it; the Masked Giant was really Mars!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont think anybody was to surprised, Fulton. I mean how many seven-foot monsters are in Australia.
Andrew Fulton: Well
Jeremy Tucker: Never mind, Fulton. After the mask came off, Tanner fought like a man possessed.
Andrew Fulton: Until Mars threw salt into Tanners eyes. That was cool wasnt it?
[Tucker just shakes his head.]
Jeremy Tucker: After he blinded Tanner, Mars never let up.
Andrew Fulton: He took most of the wrestlers in the back plus security to get the two men separated.
Jeremy Tucker: Unfortunately both the Heavyweight champ and Nasty Ned got laid out.
Andrew Fulton: Well, thats what you get for trying to separate two bulls.
Jeremy Tucker: When the show ended Tanner and Mars were still fighting in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: We got some comments from Tanner after the show.
[Backstage at Dandenong, we Australian Statewide Champion Adrian Tanner Jr. standing in front of a camera, the Ring Syndicate Australian Statewide Title across his shoulder.]
Adrian: Wow, that's just great Mars. You somehow caught a look at my promo before Livewire aired and cut one of your own saying the exact opposite of everything I said. Good for you pal.
[Adrian gives a half assed 'thumbs up' to the camera]
Adrian: Lets get something straight Mars. I said it before, in fact in the KOTA promo, that I wasnt proud of how I won this belt, but its MY BELT!
Nobody, not Handy, not Xanathos, not Domino, not even your giant pussy ass is going to take it from me! You "gave" me this title? I think not. You wanna talk about giving people things Mars? How about telling these people how YOU "won" this belt? Oh wait, thats right.
You didnt. You were handed this belt by a guy who got run out of the country by Ruthless L Reeve. You were handed a championship after walking out on TWO different matches! One of which was against Jake Fucking Porter.
But did you tell these people THAT? Didnt think so. Did you tell these people how you got knocked the fuck out by a "cripple" in our last encounter, Mars? Didnt think so. The fact is Mars, I've made you my bitch twice, and I will do it again.
That is, if your pussy ass can stop attacking me from behind and fight like a MAN for once. But I'm guessing that's too much to ask. So you go ahead and keep attacking me and my opponents from behind like the giant pussy you are Mars, I wouldnt expect anything less from you. And while your cowering in the shadows, praying you dont have to actually ever fight me a third time I'll keep doing what I do, and what you cant....
WINNING.
[FADE to Tucker and Fulton.]
Jeremy Tucker: Strong words from the Statewide champ.
Andrew Fulton: I just got word that we have gotten some comments from Mars as well.
Jeremy Tucker: All right, roll the tape.
-Fade in-
[Mars can be seen sitting on some crates somewhere backstage at Dandenong; he has a grin on his face from ear to ear.]
Mars: Boy, consider that beating you just got a lesson in manners, and now that I have your attention
[Mars hops of the crates and begins walking towards the camera.]
Mars: Boy, the fact you stole my title doesnt me as much to me as you think. The fact that you didnt say thank you when I helped you steal Kotas title is what really makes me mad. I think you remember what happens when I get mad; I know your brother does.
[Mars smile becomes much more evil.]
Mars: So consider this a warning, boy. You have a lot to learn And I still have a lot to teach.
[Mars begins laughing as he grabs the camera.]
Mars: Hey Chuck, I want you to give Domino a message for me
[The camera goes to static, and then fades back to Tucker and Fulton.]
Jeremy Tucker: There you have it folks, Strong words from two very dangerous men.
Andrew Fulton: I wanted to hear what he had to say to Domino.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats all the time we have for tonight folks, see you at the next No Mans Land.
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks, and welcome to No Mans Land. We have received some tremendous reviews for last weeks new format, and would like to thank everyone for there kind words and we are glad you like the style.
Andrew Fulton : Yes, and we would also like to thank the network, who if it wasn't for them cutting us back to an hour time slot and pulling our live program from the air, none of this would of been possible.
Jeremy Tucker : Things are really looking up around here at SWAT, the new Livewire shows have also been a great success, thanks in large to our President Domino, and new faces are turning up around here almost on a daily basis.
Andrew Fulton : Lets hope a few of them stick around, getting members has never been a problem, its keeping them that is the hard part, but speaking of our President Domino, i hear she may be offering some special favors to keep some of our members on track.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats just absurd Fulton, how can you even suggest such a thing.
Andrew Fulton : I saw it with my own eyes, there she was swinging this whip around, promising to do all sorts of things to those who needed it .... at least i think i saw it, i have been having that exact same recurring dream for over a year now ... so you can understand my dilemma when i switched on to Livewire and saw my dreams coming true right there before my eyes.
Jeremy Tucker : Well .... what more can i say .... moving right along, this past week on No Mans Land we saw the return of Ruthless L Reeve to active duty here in Australia against Boof, lets take a look at some of the highlights from that matchup.
Scene switches to the Dandenong Basketball stadium in Melbourne, Australia
[Shot of the Seven foot tall Ruthless L Reeve making his way to the ring to the tune of "Hot to Death" by Everlast, high fiving all of the Australian fans on his way to the ring.]
[Shot of Boof watching Reeve enter the ring, and the big Aussie immediately flooring him with a devastating big boot to the face.]
[Shot of Reeve having his way with Boof, delivering a series of slams, first a Australian Slam (Oklahoma slam), then a sidewalk slam and then a Scoop Slam.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One was back in town, and he looked great completely having his way with the inexperienced Boof.
[Shot of Reeve leveling Boof with a vicious clothesline]
[Shot of Reeve delivering a beautiful Rikishi driver]
[Shot of Reeve connecting with a saving grace (lifts up for an inverted suplex, then drops forward dumping them backfirst on the mat)]
[Shot of Reeve hitting the Ruthless Edge (a gorilla press, into a spinning diamond cutter!) and then covering Boof for the three count.]
[Shot of the Australian crowd going nuts for their hometown hero as the ref raises Reeve's arm in victory.]
Back to the studio
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what an impressive return there from Ruthless L Reeve, he looks to be in the best shape of his career, and poor Boof never got a look in.
Andrew Fulton : Lets see how he goes against someone besides "poor Boof" before we strain a muscle patting him on the back there Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, you can only beat who is put in front of you, and he did just that and in very convincing fashion, i look forward to seeing how far he can go here in SWAT, folks, we'll be back after this break with the in ring debut of Sly Fondell here in Australia, against not one, but two men!
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Aug 11, 2004#2
[Back at the Studio]
Jeremy Tucker : And we are back folks, last week, we saw the debut of Sly Fondell, he sure did make quite the impression, unfortunately ticking off not only A-Bomb & Stoon interfering in there match, and taking both of them out, but also our Commiss Mr Xanathos in the process.
Andrew Fulton : I don't see what Xanathos' problem is, from where i was sitting, the guy was just bringing a bit more flavour to a very dull match up.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, KJX didn't like the interference, and accordingly booked Fondell to meet BOTH Stoon and A -Bomb, two on one in a handicap match, lets take a look at the highlights of that one ....
[Scene switches back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium.]
[Shot of Fondell making his way to the ring to Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue with his lovely valet Jada.]
[Shot of Fondell hooking up with A-Bomb, (Stoon on the apron), and Fondell just tossing A-bomb aside, and showing off his tremendous body to the crowd]
[Shot of Fondell planting A-Bomb with a overhead belly to belly suplex.]
[Shot of Fondell whipping A-bomb into the corner and then ramming both A-Bomb and his partner Stoon's heads together ... followed by a shot of Stoon grabbing onto the rope to steady himself, and Fondell flinging Stoon into the ring using the leverage of the rope]
[Shot of Fondell drilling Stoon with a Big Hip Toss and then A -Bomb running in to receive one also.]
[Shot of Fondell delivering a Northern Lights suplex to Stoon, and then a Russian backbreaker to A - Bomb.]
[Another shot of The Model of Male perfection posing for the crowd, and his valet up on the apron, mockingly whipping sweat from his brow.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Sly Fondell showing the fans here exactly what he is capable of, and by the looks of things, he is his own greatest fan.
[Shot of Sly with a Full Nelson Suplex on Stoon and a Cobra clutch suplex on A - Bomb]
[Shot of Fondell with a slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex on A- Bomb]
Jeremy Tucker : Fondell put on an exhibition folks, he calls that one the The Fondell Plex.
[Shot of Fondell with a shoulder drop jacknife powerbomb on Stoon.]
Jeremy Tucker : That one he refers to as The Fondell Bomb.
[Shot of Sly with a Top Rope Brainbuster now on Stoon.]
Jeremy Tucker : And the destruction just kept on coming fans, there with the The Heights of Passion, and then poor A - Bomb receiving the Prom Night Promise.
[Shot of Sly drilling A - bomb with a spinning tiger driver.]
[Another shot of Fondell admiring his own handywork.]
[Shot of Sly grabbing the hapless Stoon and delivering The Last Kiss Goodnit : A Cradle Dangerous DDT and then picking up A -bomb by the hair, and nailing him with a The Dream Lover: A head arm chokehold (like a Million Dollar Dream) and Fondell covering Stoon at the same time laying back on him while still keeping A -bomb in the Dream Lover for the three count victory.]
[Shot of Jada raising Fondell's arm in victory and then a shot of the paramedics tending to both Stoon and A - bomb.]
Back in the studio]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a debut. he destroyed not one, but two people there single handedly, and if that isn't sending out a message to the rest of the fed, then i don't know what is.
Andrew Fulton : Very impressive indeed. Sly is going to go a long way here in SWAT, that much is obvious, but how far only time will tell.
Jeremy Tucker : I can't say i like the mans attitude, but he sure can get it done there in the ring. Normally he will grapevine the opponent when using the Dream Lover, but wanted to rub salt into the wound with the cocky cover.
Andrew Fulton : He knew he had them Jerry, he knew he had them the moment he stepped into the ring with them, and could of ended it any time he wanted, i think it was mighty fine of him to give us that demonstration of his capabilities myself.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, yeah, mighty fine of him. Folks, we'll be right back after this break with a pre recorded message from Deja Vu, followed by his matchup with the Wizard.
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Aug 11, 2004#3
[Deja Vu is seen sitting in a concentration oriental pose on a wooden floor, facing the winds from the beautiful sea of the down under land. He takes a deep breath and pushes forward his hand with inner ki (energy/spirit/life force, dumbasses). He lays backwards and nips up, showing his martial arts expertise.]
Deja Vu: "On the next No Man's Land, I will be facing The Wizard, a young monster in the pro-wrestling world. He's somewhat known in the indy circuit, because of his size and annihilating moves, and he feels ready to start his domain on SWAT, like he has done in so much other feds.
Sorry to announce that his domain will not be seen, and his time on SWAT will be short lived. He was unlucky enough to be booked against The Last Step In Evolution. And his only purpose in SWAT will be to show to all you doubters what I am about. What I'm going to do to every single wrestler of this kindergarten of wrestling showcase.
He likes to be called The Wizard, but the only magic you'll truly see is the amazing amount of blood he's going to lose at No Man's Land. After the match, prepare yourselves for a new crimson canvas, at the expense of the first of many wrestlers that will be dealt with down here on Australia.
And Reeve, I want you to watch that match carefully and alert. That will be just a sample of what will happen to you very soon, on your own land. It's the cost you'll pay for sticking your nose in my revenge. How dare you?
You call yourself "ruthless". Like if you were so powerful that nobody could ever touch you. Ruthless like a train that doesn't stop when it sees a car stuck on his railroad, ruthless like a drunk husband that beats up the mother right in front of the eyes of his children, ruthless like an iron door that doesn't let pass the masses, ruthless like two concrete giants that watch the big city with authority.
Well I'm the one who stops the train, I'm the one who grabs the husband by the violent hand and brakes it in four parts, I'm the one that pushes the masses out of my way and pass through the iron door, I'm the one that takes down the two overrated towers, and I'm the one that will stop you even if you think you're unstoppable, I'm the one that will brake you in four parts even if you think you're unbreakable, I'm the one that will push you out of my way and will pass through your weaknesses, even if you swear you have none, and I'm the one that kill take your overrated ass down in the center of the ring, in front of the big audience, to end your lameass career once and for all.
I'm the one that will finish you Reeve. Soutter and SWAT will follow right after. You'll understand it when the end comes, but then it will be too late. Heck, it's too late for you already".
[Deja Vu walks toward the edge of the high fall to the sea, and drops down. "Holy shit!" exclaims the cameraman, and runs desperately to see what happened to Deja Vu, probably expecting to see him lying dead on the bloody rocks. We see nothing; Deja Vu vanished in the thin air.]
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Aug 11, 2004#4
Back in the studio with Jeremy and Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Thats was some speech there from Deja Vu, and now lets go straight to the ring to see that matchup he was talking about with The Wizard.
Andrew Fulton : (scoffing) The Wizard ... Deja Vu ... where do we find these guys?
Back to the Dandenong Basketball Stadium
[Shot of The Wizard making his way down to the ring to some strange eerie wizard type tones.]
[Shot of a Big explosion on the entrance and "Freur Frei" by Rammstein rocks the arena, while a pitch black artistic sun circles in the AussieTron with fire on the background. Bursts of flames everywhere and Deja Vu walks out with the kendo stick and ninja clothes.]
[Shot of Deja Vu getting the jump on The Wizard and sending him flying with a perfectly executed drop kick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Swinging Neckbreaker.]
[Shot of Deja Vu nailing The Wizard with a Shooting Star Press, then covering the Wizard ... with Deja Vu pulling the Wizards shoulders up himself after the two count.]
[Shot of Deja Vu crunching The Wizard with The Checkmate (Roll of the Dice) and then covering him for the three count.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : And just like that it was over folks, with Deja Vu making short work of the Wizard, but that wasn't enough, and Deja Vu went and .... well .... take a look for yourselves.
[Shot of the Referee raising Deja Vu's hand and Deja Vu pushing him away aggressively, and then locking a full nelson on the allready sitting Wizard ... Deja Vu then flips over landing on his feet in a bridge, while still holding on the Full Nelson. Shot of The Wizard instantly tapping in tremendous pain, and Deja Vu refusing to release the hold.]
[Shot of The Wizard collapsing in the submission which is known as the Bushido Breaker, to become dead weight, and referee Nick Tsalazidis forcing Deja Vu to break the hold.]
[Shot of Tsalazidis trying to tend to the neck of the knocked out Wizard, and then a shot of Deja Vu taking referee Tsalazidis out with a cracking Kendo stick shot to the head.]
[Shot of Deja vu picking up the dead weight of The wizard, and drilling him with another Checkmate, this time using the Kendo Stick as well.]
[Shot of Deja Vu leaving the ring with the fans all throwing there litter at him as he makes his way up the rampway, and a shot of the EMT's rushing to the aid of The Wizard.]
[The scene switches back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : What a disgusting scene. That man should be ashamed of himself, thats not what this great sport is all about, and i cant wait to see what commissioner Xanathos has to say about such a hideous act.
Andrew Fulton : Who cares what Xanathos has to say Jerry, that man just made a statement in there tonight that nobody will forget for a long time.
Jeremy Tucker : That man just crossed the line Fulton, and knowing the Commiss as i do, he will be lucky is Xanathos doesn't suspend him or even fire him on the spot.
Andrew Fulton : Calm down Jerry, take a chill pill. We'll be back after this break, hopefully with a more professional Jeremy Tucker.
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Jeremy Tucker: Welcome back folks, up next we were supposed to have Adrian Tanners first title defense. Unfortunately we have a little problem.
Andrew Fulton: A little problem, thats a BIG understatement.
Jeremy Tucker: The problem is there was never a match and the tape we have of what happened
Andrew Fulton: Got impounded by the Commish. But that was awesome, wasnt it?
Jeremy Tucker: Fortunately, Commissioner Xanathos will let us tell you what happen.
Andrew Fulton: Were do we start?
Jeremy Tucker: How about at the beginning?
A split screen still photo of Tanner and Handy Andy comes up on the screen. It fades as Tucker begins to speak showing Fulton and Tucker at their desk again.]
Jeremy Tucker: As Handy Andy was leaving his dressing room he was attacked by the Masked Giant.
Andrew Fulton: Attacked, I dont think that says enough.
Jeremy Tucker: Youre right about that Fulton. EMTs were still working on him at the end of the event.
Andrew Fulton: When Handy Andy didnt come out the ref declared the match null and void. Let me tell you folks, you could have fried eggs on Tanners forehead he was so hot.
Jeremy Tucker: As a disgusted Tanner left the ring, the tron showed what had happened to Andy.
Andrew Fulton: Tanner ran up the ramp only to be met by the Giant on his way down.
Jeremy Tucker: Both men battled for well over five minutes, Tanner holding his ground against the much larger Giant. Ending when Tanner got the big mans mask off.
Andrew Fulton: Can you believe it; the Masked Giant was really Mars!
Jeremy Tucker: I dont think anybody was to surprised, Fulton. I mean how many seven-foot monsters are in Australia.
Andrew Fulton: Well
Jeremy Tucker: Never mind, Fulton. After the mask came off, Tanner fought like a man possessed.
Andrew Fulton: Until Mars threw salt into Tanners eyes. That was cool wasnt it?
[Tucker just shakes his head.]
Jeremy Tucker: After he blinded Tanner, Mars never let up.
Andrew Fulton: He took most of the wrestlers in the back plus security to get the two men separated.
Jeremy Tucker: Unfortunately both the Heavyweight champ and Nasty Ned got laid out.
Andrew Fulton: Well, thats what you get for trying to separate two bulls.
Jeremy Tucker: When the show ended Tanner and Mars were still fighting in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: We got some comments from Tanner after the show.
[Backstage at Dandenong, we Australian Statewide Champion Adrian Tanner Jr. standing in front of a camera, the Ring Syndicate Australian Statewide Title across his shoulder.]
Adrian: Wow, that's just great Mars. You somehow caught a look at my promo before Livewire aired and cut one of your own saying the exact opposite of everything I said. Good for you pal.
[Adrian gives a half assed 'thumbs up' to the camera]
Adrian: Lets get something straight Mars. I said it before, in fact in the KOTA promo, that I wasnt proud of how I won this belt, but its MY BELT!
Nobody, not Handy, not Xanathos, not Domino, not even your giant pussy ass is going to take it from me! You "gave" me this title? I think not. You wanna talk about giving people things Mars? How about telling these people how YOU "won" this belt? Oh wait, thats right.
You didnt. You were handed this belt by a guy who got run out of the country by Ruthless L Reeve. You were handed a championship after walking out on TWO different matches! One of which was against Jake Fucking Porter.
But did you tell these people THAT? Didnt think so. Did you tell these people how you got knocked the fuck out by a "cripple" in our last encounter, Mars? Didnt think so. The fact is Mars, I've made you my bitch twice, and I will do it again.
That is, if your pussy ass can stop attacking me from behind and fight like a MAN for once. But I'm guessing that's too much to ask. So you go ahead and keep attacking me and my opponents from behind like the giant pussy you are Mars, I wouldnt expect anything less from you. And while your cowering in the shadows, praying you dont have to actually ever fight me a third time I'll keep doing what I do, and what you cant....
WINNING.
[FADE to Tucker and Fulton.]
Jeremy Tucker: Strong words from the Statewide champ.
Andrew Fulton: I just got word that we have gotten some comments from Mars as well.
Jeremy Tucker: All right, roll the tape.
-Fade in-
[Mars can be seen sitting on some crates somewhere backstage at Dandenong; he has a grin on his face from ear to ear.]
Mars: Boy, consider that beating you just got a lesson in manners, and now that I have your attention
[Mars hops of the crates and begins walking towards the camera.]
Mars: Boy, the fact you stole my title doesnt me as much to me as you think. The fact that you didnt say thank you when I helped you steal Kotas title is what really makes me mad. I think you remember what happens when I get mad; I know your brother does.
[Mars smile becomes much more evil.]
Mars: So consider this a warning, boy. You have a lot to learn And I still have a lot to teach.
[Mars begins laughing as he grabs the camera.]
Mars: Hey Chuck, I want you to give Domino a message for me
[The camera goes to static, and then fades back to Tucker and Fulton.]
Jeremy Tucker: There you have it folks, Strong words from two very dangerous men.
Andrew Fulton: I wanted to hear what he had to say to Domino.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats all the time we have for tonight folks, see you at the next No Mans Land.
