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[The scene opens up to show Andrew Fulton and Jeremy Tucker in the SWAT studios, relaxing in there plush sofa like chairs and looking very casual like in the sports jackets and t-shirts.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks and welcome to another edition of No Mans Land. Things have really been picking up around here lately, with Livewire really taking off, hats off to all involved.
Andrew Fulton : But your not wearing a hat Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : (ignoring Fulton) Tonight on No Mans Land, we will see Adrian Tanner Jr defend his Undisputed Unified Statewide Championship against the man they call Mars!
Andrew Fulton : The man they call? Who calls?
Jeremy Tucker : (still ignoring Fulton) Also ... we will see our Australian Heavyweight Champion in tag team action, teaming up with his old friend Ruthless L Reeve against Nasty Ned Chambers and his "mystery partner".
Andrew Fulton : Hey, Jerry, you know how i always used to tell you i knew who these mystery guys were, and all of the other secrets coming up on the show?
Jeremy Tucker : (sighing) Yes Andrew ....
Andrew Fulton : Well, now that the show is taped, and we are presenting it here from the studio ... i guess there is no disputing the fact that i know who the partner is then ... right ?
Jeremy Tucker : Don't you dare!
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh .... i wont this time .... but look who's going for a pay rise straight after this finishes.
Jeremy Tucker : Pay rise ? Good idea! Also coming up for you fans, we have the return of Lonewolf ... and the debut of Tyler D ... Dave Brickheart and James Fierce!
Andrew Fulton : Don't forget about my boy Deja Vu! He was unstoppable last week against the Wizard, and this week finds himself up against Boof.
Jeremy Tucker : The man is a disgrace, and should be banned if you ask me, his actions last week on No Mans Land were inexcusable.
Andrew Fulton : Agreed, the man is a disgrace, but don't be to hard on him, Boof can't help it if he isn't having the best run, i'm sure he is giving it his best, which is all you can ask of a man Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Arrrr! Folks, lets get right to it shall we with the opening matchup of the night, and what a way it was to open the show with The Australian Heavyweight Champ in tag team action.
Andrew Fulton : Ned got the win over Piltdown a couple of weeks ago ... earning himself a title shot last week against Piltdown.
Jeremy Tucker : But that title match never happened thanks to Mars and Tanner tearing Dandenong to pieces, along with each other and anyone else who got in there way.
Andrew Fulton : Which is exactly where Ned and Sam found themselves, thus leading to the no contest.
Jeremy Tucker : Lets take you now to The Sydney Entertainment Centre for the opening bout.
[Shot of the Jam Packed Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve and Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown in the ring.]
[Shot of Nasty Ned Chambers waiting at ringside for his partner.]
[Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue hits and Pyro's of Silver and Gold Blast from either side of the entrance and Sly arrogantly struts his way to the rampway]
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived...Live and in the Flesh baby!!
Crowd Boo and Jeer Sly, while whistles and cat calls follow Jada
Sly: You see it wouldn't be a show if the jewel in the crown wasn't here to show all you stupid, ignorant, a dingo ate my baby Australian fans what a real wrestler looks like! (Crowd Booing increases) And champ ..... don't tremble too much at the thought that your gonna get humiliated by the Ace with the face and Reeve .... there's no fat, sack of crap friend here today to help your sorry ass tonight, boys get ready for a lesson!
Sly drops the mic and heads into the ring his arrogant smirk beaming off his handsome face.
[Shot of Sly and Ned locking eyes and Sly walking past Ned and taking his place on the apron.]
[Shot of Ned looking distrustfully at Sly.]
[Shot of Piltdown and Ruthless L Reeve watching both men eyeball each other and chuckling to each other.]
[Shot of Ned and Sam hooking up to start off the match]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown nailing Nasty Ned with a Airplane Spin Toss]
[Shot Ned delivering a Belly-To-Belly Suplex]
[Shot of Ned landing a Flap Jack.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell tagging himself in.]
[Shot of Ned looking at Sly disappointed and Sly brushing past him and walking right into a dropkick from the champ Piltdown.]
[Shot of Piltdown nailing Fondell with a Swinging Neck Breaker and then tagging in big Reeve.]
[Shot of the 7 footer stepping over the top rope and Sly booting the rope as he does so crotching big Reeve.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve holding his crotch and Sly Fondell nailing a snap DDT.]
[Shot of Sly then delivering a Russian backbreaker on the big man and then posing cockily for the crowd ......]
[Shot of Ned tagging himself back in while Sly was posing.]
[Shot of Ned entering the ring and Sly confronting him.]
[Shot of tag team partners Sly Fondell and Nasty Ned Chambers face to face, tempers flaring.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve ramming both men's heads together in a double noggen knocker.]
[Shot of Reeve clothesline'ing Fondell to the outside and then delivering a Sambo Suplex to Nasty Ned.]
[Shot of Reeve nailing Ned with a Rikishi Driver.]
[Shot of Reeve tagging Piltdown in and then both of them drilling Ned with a double Verticle suplex.]
[Shot of the lovely Jada on the outside.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell tripping Reeve up from the floor and dragging him through the ropes to the outside.]
[Shot of Ned kicking out of a Piltdown cover after a two count.]
[Shot of Fondell sending Reeve face first into the ring steps busting him open and then getting into it with a couple of members of the first row.]
[Shot of Piltdown going for a Full Nelson Forward Leg Sweep but Ned blocking it and bulldog'ing Piltdown.]
[Shot of Ned nailing Piltdown with a Running Death Valley Driver, and then Sly tagging himself in again.]
[Shot of Ned throwing his hands up in frustration with his partner, and then a bloody Reeve grabbing him from the outside, dragging Ned out there with him.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell nailing Piltdown with a blatant low blow while the ref was admonishing Reeve and Ned on the outside.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell nailing a The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT on Sam Piltdown.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell covering The Australian Heavyweight Champ for the three count.]
[Shot of Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue hitting and Sly Fondell posing on the turnbuckle gesturing towards both Reeve and his partner Nasty Ned Chambers and then leaving the ring with his manager Jada.]
Back in the studio with Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a match that was.
Andrew Fulton : Nasty Ned and Sly Fondell sure did click out there, i think we may of seen the beginning of a new tag team here in SWAT land Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah ... right. I don't know how they were actually able to get the victory, the way them two were carrying on.
Andrew Fulton : I'll tell you how, because they are superior athletes, and did you notice that Sly Fondell just pinned "The Champ"? I'd have to say that puts him right up there in contention for a title shot.
Jeremy Tucker : Can't argue with that .... we'll be right back after these messages folks.
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Aug 26, 2004#2
[Back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the SWAT studio's.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up next, we have Deja Vu Vs Boof, now last week, Deja Vu was brutal in his match with The Wizard, and some feel, including myself, that there is no room in SWAT for the likes of this man.
Andrew Fulton : That much you have made clear, any word on how The Wizard is doing after that matchup Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Come on Fulton, you know as well as i do that the poor kid will never wrestle again.
Andrew Fulton : Well, thats always a chance of occurring when you step into them ropes, injuries happen, its just a part of the sport that unfortunately happens.
Jeremy Tucker : Injuries are one thing, what Deja Vu did to that poor kid is another, parents, be warned, this upcoming match is no different, so cover up the kiddie's eyes, and any of you out there with a quimish stomach, right about now is the perfect time to go pour yourself a cuppa.
Andrew Fulton : The rest of you out there who are just like myself and love a good bit of old fashioned ass kicking, hang on tight ....
[The scene switches to the Sydney entertainment Centre where we see Boof waiting in the ring with referee Nick Tsalazidis.]
[The crowd really getting into Deja Vu on his way down to ringside, none to happy with his treatment of The Wizard last week in Dandenong.]
[Shot of Deja Vu entering the ring and immediately going to town on Boof with a series of Martial arts strikes.]
[Shot of Deja Vu dropping Boof with a Roundhouse Kick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof with a Russian Neckbreaker.]
[Shot of Deja Vu locking on a trapezius nerve hold. Referee Nick Tsalazidis lifting Boof's arm once .... twice ..... and then Deja Vu releasing the hold before the ref can check on him a third time.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis admonishing Deja Vu and Deja Vu brushing past him and drilling Boof with a Sidekick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu tossing Boof to the outside.]
[Shot of Deja Vu running and diving through the ropes with a diving spear delivering a devastating Spear Tackle Suicida.]
[Shot of Deja Vu repeatedly ramming the head of Boof into the steel ring post.]
[Shot of Deja Vu rolling a bloody Boof back into the ring.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Rolling Thunder Kick landing with a back heel kick to the throat of Boof.]
[Shot of Deja Vu landing a Snap Suplex and Float-over pin, but lifting Boof up after the two count.]
[Shot of Deja Vu laughing maniacally, sitting ontop of Boof and just wailing away with lefts and rights into his busted open head, sending blood splattering all over the place.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Brainbuster DDT dropping Boof right on his busted open head.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof with The Check Mate, a roll of the dice, standing over him and covering him with boot for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Deja Vu's arm as "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits, Deja Vu shoves Tsalazidis out of the ring and starts stomping away on the bloody Boof.]
[Shot of Deja Vu dragging Boof to the turnbuckle and then sliding out of the ring.]
[Shot of Deja Vu slamming the legs repeatedly into the steel ring post.]
[Shot of a couple of security guys coming down to the ring to break it up, and Deja Vu dropping both of them with ease.]
[Shot of Deja Vu wailing away on both of the security gauds and Boof with his Kendo stick, spraying more of Boof's blood everywhere.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof on the outside with the Bushido Breaker.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Deja Vu really losing it here. The man has no idea of what the sport of wrestling is about, and just goes out there with the intention of injuring and maiming his opponents ... and he wasn't through just yet.
[Shot of Deja Vu giving Boof a final cheap shot and making his way up the ramp, the crowd really letting him have it showing there disapproval, throwing all sorts of garbage towards him, he flings the curtain open and goes to head to the back, when he notices Ruthless L Reeve still in the gorilla position being attended to by a few EMT's for the cut he suffered in the opening bout.]
[Shot of Deja Vu charging Reeve from behind and sending him right into the wall with a flying ninja kick. Deja Vu then cracking Reeve with his Kendo stick, before snatching a scalpel from one of the doctors and carving Reeve's allready busted head open with it.]
[Shot of over a dozen security guys and underneath workers charging out and tearing Deja Vu off from Reeve, and Deja Vu storming off.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Well, Deja Vu was on a rampage, and commissioner Xanathos was none to pleased, lets cross now to see what he had to say just after some semblance of order was achieved backstage.
[Shot of Commissioner Xanathos storming into the gorilla position, checking on Reeve, and then storming out to the ring.]
Commiss Xanathos : Right Deja Vu!
You have gone too far!
This sport is wrestling, the idea is to defeat your opponent, not cripple them!
I have every right, and a damn good mind to fire your ass right here and right now!
[Huge cheer from the crowd.]
But i'm going to go one better ..... next week ... right here in the Sydney Entertainment Centre .... Its going to be ... one on one .... Deja Vu Vs .... Ruthless L Reeve!
[Another huge cheer from the crowd.]
We'll see just how tough you are!
And ..... its going to be a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!
[Another huge pop from the crowd as Dracon takes a deep breathe, trying to calm himself.]
Also ... while i am out here ... next week, we will also see Sam Piltdown defend his Australian Heavyweight Championship, against none other then ....... MARS!!!!!!!!
[Commissioner Xanathos drops the mic and power walks up the rampway as we fade to a commercial.]
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Aug 26, 2004#3
[Scene comes back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, and how about that, Ruthless L Reeve Vs Deja Vu next week .....
Andrew Fulton : And Mars getting his shot at the Australian Heavyweight Title! Look out Australia!
Jeremy Tucker : Look out is right, next week is going to be a HUGE show, and i cant wait!
Andrew Fulton : Well, we still have over half of this weeks show to go .... so lets not get too ahead of ourselves there Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Certainly ..... coming up next, the in ring Australian debuts of both James Fierce and Dave Brickheart, check it out ....
[The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre were we see James fierce and Dave Brickheart in the ring together.]
[Shot of both men hooking up to kick of the match.]
[Shot of Brickheart delivering a Face Dropkick.]
[Shot of Brickheart nailing a High Angle Neck Breaker.]
[Shot of Brickheart going for a Swanton Bomb, but Fierce getting his knee's up, into the back of Dave Brickheart.]
[Shot of James Fierce landing a Butterfly suplex.]
[Shot of Fierce delivering a release German Suplex.]
[Shot of Fierce dropping Brickheart onto the top rope with a Stun Gun.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart's face contorting with anger, and his personality clearly changing before our eyes.]
[Shot of Brickheart, blocking a blow from Fierce and leveling him with a huge right hand.]
[Shot of Brickheart going to town on fierce with numerous wild left and right Miracle Punches, the final blow landing right on top of Fierce's head.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a Samoan Drop on fierce.]
[Shot of Brickheart drilling Fierce with a Slice Bread.]
[Shot of Brickheart on the top rope, nailing a Moonsault.]
[Shot of Brickheart executing the Emergency Exit (set up like the last call but swings his opponents legs out and to the right, he turns as he does this and pushed his opponents face into the mat.)]
[Shot of Dave going for a cover and getting the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Dave Brickheart's hand as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack bellows through the arena.]
Back to the studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive debut there from one Dave Brickheart, he looks like he is going to have a big future here in SWAT land.
Andrew Fulton : And a very disappointing display from the veteran James Fierce, lets hope he gets his act together, and quick smart.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be right back with Tyler D vs Lonewolf McNeely after this quick break.
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Aug 26, 2004#4
[The scene comes back to the SWAT studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, next up for you all we have the debut of Tyler D and the return of Lonewolf McNeely to Australia.
Andrew Fulton : Lonewolf if you will remember won the tournament we held earlier in the year to win a title shot against Sam Piltdown, only just falling short in that tremendous match up.
Jeremy Tucker : After that match up, he had a few nagging injuries, but now he is fully healed up and back here in Australia with a healthy body, and fully motivated to go all the way.
[Shot of both Lonewolf McNeely and Tyler D in the ring in the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Lonewolf getting the match started with a upper cut palm strike.]
[Shot of Tyler D answering back with a back heel kick.]
[Shot of Lonewolf hitting a Spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf following up with a spinning pump handle slam, for a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler D fighting back with a scissor kick.]
[Shot of Tyler D hitting a perfect springboard dropkick.]
[Shot of Tyler D going for a cartwheel kick but Lonewolf ducking under it and delivering a Exploder Suplex.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : both men giving it there all here in this back and forth battle, with Lonewolf seeming distracted without his ex wife Rain accompanying him to ringside, and Tyler D really utilising them lethal feet of his.
[Shot of Lonewolf hitting the Flesh cut - shining wizard and covering for another two count as Tyler D kicks out again.]
[Shot of Tyler coming back with a jawbreaker.]
[Shot of Tyler D rocking Lonewolf with a Rocker Dropper.]
[Shot of Tyler going for a cover, but only getting a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler getting frustrated with the ref, and then spearing Lonewolf.]
[Shot of Tyler setting Lonewolf up on the top rope, and drilling him with a top rope German Superplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf's ex wife Rain making her way out to the rampway and looking on.]
[Shot of Tyler going for the cover, and Lonewolf kicking out after two.]
[Shot of Tyler D slamming the mat in frustration and lifting Lonewolf up, but Lonewolf rolling him up in a small package.]
[Shot of Tyler D kicking out after the two count.]
[Shot of Lonewolf fighting back with a Heart Punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the Lights out - Sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
[Shot of Lonewolf signalling to the crowd that its all over, to a surprisingly good reaction.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the No human contact - Opponent is lifted high over the head in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter.]
[Shot of Lonewolf covering Tyler for the three count.]
[Shot of Rain heading back to the back as Lonewolf watches her puzzled and the referee raises his hand and "Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul" blares through the arena, the fans again surprisingly getting behind McNeely.]
Back to the SWAT studios.
Jeremy Tucker : Very impressive win there to the Lonewolf.
Andrew Fulton : Impressive? Tyler had him beaten on two separate occasions only to be screwed by referee Nick Tsalazidis and his sub standard officiating.
Jeremy Tucker : What are you talking about, he called it right down the line and Lonewolf got the win.
Andrew Fulton : Not from where i am sitting.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be right back after this break with our main event of the evening ... Adrian Tanner Jr and Mars, one on one for The Statewide Championship in a ladder match!!!
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Aug 26, 2004#5
Back in the SWAT Studio.
Jeremy Tucker: Up next we have the main event, the Statewide Championship, Ladder Match Style.
Andrew Fulton: And what a great match it was. Lets go to ringside.
Frank Salazar: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the SWAT Statewide Championship!
[The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aussie-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[I'm suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I'm the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why you're feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]]
Jeremy Tucker: Here comes the monster.
Andrew Fulton: Monster, shmonster. Adrianll kill this goof.
Jeremy Tucker : Since when were you against Mars?
Andrew Fulton : Since you used that excited tone of voice to describe him as the monster.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first, the challenger... weighing at 3 hundred, 40 pounds, and standing 7 feet tall, The God of war.... MAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSS!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars sauntering down to ringside. He seems to be taking his opponent for granted lately, and if I know Adrian, I don't know how smart of a plan that is.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent...
[Make Yourself By Incubus replaces the last song]
[If I hadn't made me]
Toby Navel: Then maybe you should look for a new career. Psycho hanging Tanner on the outside of the ropes, and hes choking Tanner with -his- undone dog collar! He releases the hold and digs into his pants, Tanner taking the moment to refill his lungs with that much needed oxygen. Psycho turns around hes got that lighter in his hand hes going for the fireball!
Jeremy Tucker: Dodge!! Tanner ducked the fireball and a stunning dropkick through the second ropes to Psychos belly!! Tanner held on to the ropes to avoid falling to the floor! He stands back up on the outside of the apron
[SPLASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: and a devastating split-leg moonsault to the unsuspecting Cerberus!!
[Triple B reaches out, and grabs Adrian by the shirt.]
Melvin : Looks like he is going for another one of them flips!
Ross Carlisle : BBB with a hold of the shirt, your right Melvin, he falls onto his back, and goes to flip Tanner with his feet, but Adrian hooks onto the legs, and bridges for a cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .....................
2 .........................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin : Holly #*&%!!!
[If I hadn't assembled myself]
Ross Carlisle : He got him! We got a new champ, this is incredible. I take my hat off to both men, Triple B has been a great champion for Australia, and now Adrian Tanner gets his chance!
["The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" By less Than Jake hits, and referee Nick Tsalazidis goes to present the belt to Adrian, but Triple B grabs the belt off of him, and then presents it to Adrian himself, to a huge pop from the crowd. Bill then shakes Adrians hand and leaves the ring as Adrian jumps to the turnbuckle, holding it up for everyone to see.]
[I'dve fallen apart by now ]
(Adrian pinning Syberus, Nick Cairo, Zeus, Nasty Ned Chambers, Syberus again)
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a huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage as the song keeps playing, but no sign of Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker: Where is he?
Andrew Fulton: Probably looking for his big bwodder to help him out...
Jeremy Tucker: I thought you liked Tanner?
Andrew Fulton: I do.
Jeremy Tucker: Ok...
Andrew Fulton: Hey, Im the color guy. Its my job to say stupid things like that. RATINGS BABY! Yeah.
Jeremy Tucker: Right.
[The music stops, and still theres no sign of Adrian.]
Frank Salazar: And... His Opponent....
[Frank says the last line with a bit of impatience as Make Yourself strikes up again, but still nothing. Until...]
Jeremy Tucker: Holy Shit!! Adrian just blind sided Mars from behind with a steel chair! The Champ coming from the crowd!
Andrew Fulton: Now thats an entrance!
Jeremy Tucker: Hes mercilessly beating Mars with that chair! Mars is on the ground trying to cover up as Adrian just keeps pounding away on him with the chair.
Andrew Fulton: That a boy Champ! Show that pussy whos boss.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is no pussy. But he is in for a world of hurt. Adrian pulling Mars to his feet, and then dropping him right back down with a ddt to the chair!
Andrew Fulton: All without even taking his entrance attire off. The kids amazing!
[Tanner does the crucifix pose and lets out a primal yell as he throws his ring jacket off. He then turns back toward Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner grabbing Mars again, and he hooks the leg, REVOLVER!!! Adrian plants Mars with the Revolver onto the chair!
[Adrian slides out of the ring, and pulls a ladder from the floor, sliding it into the ring, and then following it back in.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian sets the ladder up into the far left corner and drags Mars to his feet. Look at the blood pouring from Mars forehead.
Andrew Fulton: Look at the person who made him bleed.
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian goes to irish whip the big man, but Mars reverses and sends Adrian back first into the ladder! Mars grabs Adrian and repeatedly slams his head into the cold metal of the ladder. Mars now picking Adrian up into a suplex and...
Andrew Fulton: OH MY GAAAWD!!
Jeremy Tucker: Holy shit! Mars just sent Adrian chest first upside down into the ladder with a variation of a front suplex! Mars pulls Adrian back to his feet and rams the back of the Statewide champs head into the ladder. Finally he lets go as Adrian slumps to the mat. I think all that chair attack really did was make Mars angry.
Andrew Fulton: You think?!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars pulls the ladder out of the corner and drops it onto the mat. He scoops Adrian into his arms and drops Tanner with a vicious scoop slam onto the ladder! Tanner bounced off the ladder like a rubber...
Andrew Fulton: Condom?
Jeremy Tucker: What?!
Andrew Fulton: You said a rubber, I said condom. Bringin the funnay!
Jeremy Tucker: A rubber BALL you idiot!
Andrew Fulton: Oh...
[Tucker hangs his head in shame, but quickly looks up when Mars drops Adrian AGAIN onto the ladder with a body press!]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars dragging Adrians limp carcass off the ladder and he sets the ladder in position....but goes outside the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. He could have it won right here. Whats he doing?
Andrew Fulton: Well he did promise to hurt Adrian...
Jeremy Tucker: True. Mars slides the table in the ring and climbs back in himself. Mars grabs the table, but Adrian with a kip-up into a dropkick that sends the table into Mars. The momentum and weight of the table combined with Mars' weight sends Mars crashing over the ropes to the floor. Tanners back to his feet. He runs, hops to the top rope....
Andrew Fulton: TIIIIIIIMBEEEEERRRR!!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian flies off the ropes with a senton, but Mars moves and Tanner eats pavement! Mars pulls Tanner to his feet and rams him back first into the security barrier. Mars drags Tanner up again and sends him head first into the ring steps! Mars drags Tanner up and slides him into the ring.
Andrew Fulton: Cmon kid, get up! I got 50 big ones riding on your sorry ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Aha! So thats what this is about!
[Mars sets a second chair up in the middle of the ring and then reaches for Tanner, but Adrian low blows the big man, sending him to his knees.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner drags Mars to his feet by his bloodstained hair and looks to irish whip him but Mars reverses... NO, Tanner reverses that and sends Mars off the ropes...and right into a drop toe hold into the steel chair! Tanner quickly pulls Mars to his feet....DDT into the OPEN chair!! Look at the chair, its stuck around Mars neck!
Andrew Fulton: And Tanners lovin every second of it.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is bleeding even more. Tanner pulls Mars to his knees and then slams his head into the map, jarring that chair into Mars throat! Tanner pulls Mars up, and again slams his head down, crushing Mars' windpipe with that chair!
[Tanner sets the ladder up into position but instead of climbing, slides outside and pushes a table into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: I don't get this. This isnt smart strategy, Tanner has Mars down. He should be going for his title.
Andrew Fulton: Are you that blind Jerry? Tanner doesnt just want to win this match, he wants to win and destroy Mars in the process! And it looks like hes doing a damn good job.
Jeremy Tucker: Maybe not. Tanners climbing the ladder now, but Mars is up and has the chair off his throat. Tanner sees this, turns and jumps onto the big mans shoulders.
Andrew Fulton: Woohoo, its time for Mars attitude adjust... NOOOOOOO!!
[Tanner tries to spin out for the ddt, but Mars holds on, and grabs Tanner by the throat, and chokeslams Adrian through the table! A large Holy Shit chant erupts from the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker: My god, Mars may have just killed Tanner with that chokeslam through the table!
[Mars pulls himself up from the rubble and brushes some wood chips off his shoulder. He then climbs out of the ring and walks over near the stage ramp where the 1st table was left.]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars sets that other table up on the outside right in front of the stage ramp. I don't like that look in his eyes.
Andrew Fulton: I do, pure evil. I love it.
Jeremy Tucker: I thought you were going for Adrian?
Andrew Fulton: Oh I am, but I have a love for watching violence unfold. Its what made me become a wrestling announcer.
Jeremy Tucker: And the world is oh so grateful for that.
Andrew Fulton: I know, the fans love me.
Jeremy Tucker: Sure they do. Mars back in the ring now, as Tanner starts to get up. Mars grabs the ladder and turns it on its side, ramming Tanner in the chest with it! Tanner slumps back to the mat and Mars drops the ladder. Mars walks over to Tanner and Adrian....
Andrew Fulton: Kicks him square in the balls!
Jeremy Tucker: You cant say balls on national TV, Fulton!
Andrew Fulton: Really? You just did.
Jeremy Tucker: .....I hate you.
Andrew Fulton: Sure you do.
Jeremy Tucker: Anyways... Tanner pulling himself to his feet as Mars slumps to his knees holding his mini Mars.
Andrew Fulton: His mini Mars? Just say his ba..
Jeremy Tucker: Fulton!
Andrew Fulton: Well gee whiz, sorry. All Im saying is... Come on man, his mini Mars?!
[Tanner stands up and grabs the ladder, placing it on the top rope, so its laying diagonal between the ropes and the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Excuse me for not thinking up a better name for the guys testicles. Im a wrestling announcer not a thesaurus.
[Tanner drops a knee right across Mars throat and then looks over to the wreckage of the 1st table.]
Jeremy Tucker: Can we get back on track, please? Something in that rubble of a tables caught Tanners eye. He walks over to the table and grabs a large chunk of wood and walks back to Mars.
Andrew Fulton: Ohhh, I like this. Evil Adrian? Whod a thunk?
Jeremy Tucker: Adrians got that chunk of wood in his left hand as nails Mars with another knee right to the throat, and then straddles him. Holy OUCH! Tanner digging that piece of wood into Mars already hurt throat!
[The camera zooms in on Adrian and Mars as Adrian mercilessly digs that piece of wood into Mars throat. The camera catches words as Adrian screams at Mars.]
Adrian: (brutally choking Mars with that piece of wood) You wanna hurt me, motherfucker?! You wanna hurt me?
[Adrian starts punching Mars repeatedly in the head with the piece of wood, opening the gash already on his head further.]
Adrian: You...
[Punch]
Adrian: cant
[punch]
Adrian: Hurt...
[punch]
Adrian: ME!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian raining blows on Mars while still digging that piece of wood into Mars throat. Someone needs to get that thing away from him!
Andrew Fulton: Screw that! Slash his throat champ, he deserves it!
Jeremy Tucker: Your sick Fulton! Finally he throws the wood down and drags Mars, gasping for air, to his feet and sets him on the ladder. Adrian runs to the ropes and bounces off nailing a perfect lionsault onto Mars and ladder! The force of the impact and the way the ladders positioned sends Adrian bouncing off to the mat, rolling in pain.
Andrew Fulton: That a way champ. Now go get your belt!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner pushes Mars off to the floor and grabs the ladder, placing it so Mars left knee is in between the two parts.
Andrew Fulton: What the hell are you doing? Get your belt!!
[Adrian climbs the nearest turnbuckle makes a cutthroat gesture to the fans, he then flips off Fulton.]
Andrew Fulton: Nobody flips me off! You just lost your cut in my prize money mister!
Jeremy Tucker: I don't think Tanner cares, Andy. Adrian jumps off, going for a corkscrew splash, but Mars uses his leg strength to push the top half of the ladder up at the last second and it slams into Tanners jaw! Tanner flies back, rolling on the mat holding his jaw in agony.
Andrew Fulton: See? You shoulda listened to me, jackass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is still trying to recover from that attempted homicide by Tanner to do much, but he slowly starts to climb to his feet. Tanners still down holding his jaw. That had to hurt.
Andrew Fulton: You think?
Jeremy Tucker: Mars finally, slowly makes it to his feet and walks toward Tanner. Mars reaches down to grab Tanner... and Tanner uses one of the chairs to chopblock Mars left knee! Again! And again, Tanner smashes that chair into Mars knee.
Andrew Fulton: YES! I love it!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars falls to the mat and Tanner struggles up to his feet, and bashes the chair down onto Mars a couple times before placing whats left of the chair over the same knee. Tanner rears back and drops a knee onto the chair, and Mars face contorts in pain. But hes trying to fight through it. Tanner drops another, and another knee and Mars can't hold in a growl of pain.
Andrew Fulton: Yes! Now get your belt!
[Tanner once again flips Fulton off, and turns back to Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian pulls the chair off and throws it aside. He slides out and grabs another table, sliding it into the ring. Tanner turns and barely misses a big boot from Mars, whos somehow back on his feet, though barely. Tanner ducks under Mars, bounces off the ropes and goes for a hurracanrana, but Mars holds on and.... HOLY SHIT!
Andrew Fulton: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD~!!!!
[Mars holds onto Tanner, runs and powerbombs him OVER the ropes through the table that was set up on the arena floor! The crowd gasps in awe and shock and then a loud Holy shit chant starts up.]
Jeremy Tucker: My god! Tanners dead. Hes dead. Theres no way anyone could survive that!
Andrew Fulton: Mars aint doin too hot either.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars knee gave out on him after that awesome powerbomb, and hes trying desperately to get back to his feet. Very slowly hes pulling himself up by the ropes. Tanners not dead, but he probably should be. Hes not moving, much.
Andrew Fulton: How would you feel after being powerbombed from the ring to the arena floor through a table? Not too well, Id think.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats a stupid question Fulton. Of course I wouldnt, Im not a wrestler! Mars is finally back to his feet and slowly limping towards the ladder. How the? Tanners crawling from the table and pulling himself towards the ring! How is he doing this?
Andrew Fulton: Hatred my friend. Pure, unadulterated hatred for that man in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is starting to climb the ladder as Adrian pulls himself inside the ring. Adrian groggily pulling himself up by the ropes, but will he get up in time? Mars is almost halfway up the ladder.
Andrew Fulton: He better! I got money riding on his ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is 3/4 up the ladder, hes reaching for the belt... and Adrian dropkicks the ladder, sending it crashing over and sending Mars falling to the mat! Tanner grabs that third table and sets it up near the corner.
Andrew Fulton: Dammit kid, havent you had enough of going through tables tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: I don't think the word enough appears in the dictionary when talking about Tanner and Mars. Tanner hates this guy with a passion. Tanner pulls Mars up, and pulls him toward the table laying him on it. Adrian then climbs to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton: Watch out, you dumbass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is up and climbs off the table, but he walks into a kick to the face by Adrian and staggers back onto the table! Adrian jumps...
[CRAAAASH!]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner nails Mars with the Fall From Grace through table #3! That shooting star frogsplash was taught to him by the only man to hold a House of Destiny victory over our esteemed owner Paul Soutter, Jeremiah 2DC Young.
Andrew Fulton: And it worked like perfection! we got to have one of them House of Destiny Matches here in SWAT. Now, Get your damn title!!
[Adrian Tanner Jr slowly sets up the ladder, and begins the long climb to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men appear spent here, and after this grueling encounter, who could blame them.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian is almost up to the top now, and Mars still hasn't moved, he's going to do it Jerry!
Jeremy Tucker : You may just be right, Tanner reaching up, his fingers brushing on the belt, one more step and he's got it ......
[Mars reaches out and grabs the ladder with his outstretched arm, pulling it out from under Adrian, who's fingers brush down the side of the belt as he tumbles down to the mat with a loud thud, landing ontop of the ladder in a heap.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Lucky for Mars he is 7 ft tall and he just swept that ladder out from under Adrian in the nick of time.
Andrew Fulton : Well, thats it then, there goes my money.
[Mars gets to his feet, grabs the ladder, and positions it on Adrian's throat, using the ladder to choke him out.]
Jeremy Tucker : A bit of payback here for Adrian, Mars just choking the life out of him with that ladder.
[Mars lifts the ladder and brings it down onto the chest of Tanner with all of his power, and Adrian starts convulsing on the mat.]
Andrew Fulton : Mars is just brutal, thats had to break a rib right there!
[Mars drags Tanner to his feet, lifts him in a bear hug, smiling at him with that sinister smile of his, and then starts rag dolling him, tossing Adrian Tanner back and forth like he was nothing.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars is now in complete control, this giant is unstoppable, after all of the punishment both men have taken, how are they able to continue?
Andrew Fulton : Thats the reason they train 7 days a week, to get there bodies in the condition where they can keep going, where a normal man wouldn't be able to continue.
[Mars drops Adrian down out of the Bear hug ontop of the ladder with a Belly to Belly. He then rolls Adrian off the ladder casually with his foot, and then slides the ladder across the ring with his boot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars looking to finish Tanner of here, he doesn't want him stopping him from getting the belt when he goes for it.
[Mars hooks Adrian for a powerbomb, lifts him and plants him with a devastating elevated powerbomb onto the ladder.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! how high did Mars lift him up there, and look at Adrian, he is just slumped on that ladder completely spent.
Andrew Fulton : Completely spent, with the Statewide title grasped in his hands!
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT?
Andrew Fulton: Look Jerry! Tanners got the title, he is not moving a muscle, but he has the title firmly in his grasp, even though his back is warped around that ladder!
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Fulton! He must of grabbed it when Mars hoisted him up for the elevated powerbomb ..... lets have another look at that.
A replay comes on, showing Mars lift up Adrian in the elevated powerbomb, and at the summit, it shows Adrian tanner Jr grabbing the Statewide title, and bringing it down with him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Its over! He did it, Adrian Tanner Jr did it! How innovative!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis notices the belt in Tanners' grasp, and signals for the bell, Mars looks at him perplexed, and Tsalazidis motions towards Tanner, showing Mars that he has the title.]
Andrew Fulton : Mars can't believe it! Look at the fury on his face! He is livid!
Jeremy Tucker : He certainly is!
[Mars grabs Referee Nick Tsalazidis, smoke almost coming from his ears, and plants him with the Apocalypse, then turns towards Adrian Tanner Jr who still hasn't moved.]
A familiar guitar riff plays an intro by Kiss ]
Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah!
My my, ow, yeah!
Andrew Fulton: Now THAT'S a bombshell!!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my! The SWAT President has made an appearance on No Mans Land. Domino is in the building!!
Andrew Fulton: Towel off, Tucker you pervert! What the hell is this, Management Night?
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, she's wasting no time getting to the ring to speak her mind!
A smoking hot brunette stands in the entrance area, smiling to the crowd, and soaking in the cheers. She gives a wave to the crowd and blows a kiss. The crowd cheers her on. Domino is not wearing her normal attire, rather, she is wearing a black business suit and a long black skirt. Her hair is in a bun, and shes wearing glasses. Shes still hot as hell.]
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations, 'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy", she knows she's got me by the balls
[Domino walks into the ring area, and walks around the ring a little.]
They call her Domino!!
[The music fades out, and Domino stands in the ring, soaking in more cheers.]
DOM: Sorry boys, its all business tonight.
[The randy guys in the crowd chant DO-MI-NO, DO-MI-NO]
DOM: See, Im not usually the boss-around kind. I like to flaunt things, hmmm [smirks] but one thing I do not like to flaunt is power. Not at all. And generally, people here do things that i agree with, which makes my job easy. But this time, I have to step in and make some changes.
[Domino gets an irritated look on her face.]
DOM: Lets get one thing straight before I start: I am the SWAT President, and next to the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, I make the calls around here when I need to. Sorry, KJ, I tried to warn you. The fact is, we have a big problem in SWAT right now. Its a big, hairy, greasy, downright scary problem. His name is Mars. Because, last time I checked the SWAT roster, his name wasn't on it.
[The crowd boos upon the mention of Mars' name.]
DOM: So how he got this thing sanctioned, well, that was the doing of our esteemed commissioner without MY approval. And while I cant say for sure whether KJ has aligned himself with the devil, he sure has made some mistakes lately. Ones that I feel I need to make right. So first off, I need to make it right with the one who has had to deal most directly with all the crap, and that would be none other than our Statewide champion, Adrian Tanner.
[The crowd pops for the name of Adrian Tanner.]
DOM: Adrian has done well, and he held off the monster in a match that should have never been done in the first place. Seeing that the Statewide champion is the automatic number one contender, and Tanner has acquitted himself well in these matches. And quite frankly, he is much more deserving of being the number one contender than is that hairy ape, who's not even technically a member of our roster.
So, I am not letting Mars be the number one contender. That decision I am reversing. Sorry, KJ. Instead I am happy to announce that at No Mans Land in 2 weeks, it will be ADRIAN TANNER that will take on Sam Piltdown for the SWAT Australian Heavyweight title. After all, it is the right thing to do!
Jeremy Tucker: I can't believe it! Champion vs. champion in 2 weeks!!
[The crowd goes wild for the prospect of next cards heavyweight title match.]
DOM: As for you Mars, well, I have something for you too. See, I cant boot you out of SWAT, well at least not entirely. It says here that since you have already wrestled a match here that I cannot boot you out without cause. But, at my discretion, I can give you a membership entry match. In other words, you must wrestle who and when I tell you. If you win the match, you gain membership into SWAT. You lose, you disappear. After giving this one a little thought, I have come up with a suitable match for you
[Domino gets a devilish grin on her face.]
DOM: Next week, Mars will take on not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 wrestlers in a handicap match!
[The crowd pops over the announcement.]
JT: Oh my God, shes trying to kill Mars!
AF: Boy, shes hot, but not very smart! If Mars survives this he will come after her next!
[Domino tries to quiet the crowd a bit.]
DOM: Ahh, but see Mars, Im not finished. In this match, Texas tornado rules will apply, meaning that none of your 4 opponents will ever have to tag out. Ever. They can beat you as long and hard as they see fit. Hee-hee!
DOM: So if you can get through that, then you should be battered and bloody enough to get the message, Mars
[Domino gets a serious look on her face.]
DOM: I am no one to be trifled with. Welcome to SWAT.
[Domino gently puts down the microphone as she exits out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! She really laid down the law tonight! Tanner vs. Piltdown and Mars in a 4-on-1 Texas tornado handicap match!
Andrew Fulton : You know, I have to say, shes going way too far tonight! I hope Mars doesnt kill her. Shes an idiot, but a hot idiot anyway.
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy folks and welcome to another edition of No Mans Land. Things have really been picking up around here lately, with Livewire really taking off, hats off to all involved.
Andrew Fulton : But your not wearing a hat Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : (ignoring Fulton) Tonight on No Mans Land, we will see Adrian Tanner Jr defend his Undisputed Unified Statewide Championship against the man they call Mars!
Andrew Fulton : The man they call? Who calls?
Jeremy Tucker : (still ignoring Fulton) Also ... we will see our Australian Heavyweight Champion in tag team action, teaming up with his old friend Ruthless L Reeve against Nasty Ned Chambers and his "mystery partner".
Andrew Fulton : Hey, Jerry, you know how i always used to tell you i knew who these mystery guys were, and all of the other secrets coming up on the show?
Jeremy Tucker : (sighing) Yes Andrew ....
Andrew Fulton : Well, now that the show is taped, and we are presenting it here from the studio ... i guess there is no disputing the fact that i know who the partner is then ... right ?
Jeremy Tucker : Don't you dare!
Andrew Fulton : Ohhh .... i wont this time .... but look who's going for a pay rise straight after this finishes.
Jeremy Tucker : Pay rise ? Good idea! Also coming up for you fans, we have the return of Lonewolf ... and the debut of Tyler D ... Dave Brickheart and James Fierce!
Andrew Fulton : Don't forget about my boy Deja Vu! He was unstoppable last week against the Wizard, and this week finds himself up against Boof.
Jeremy Tucker : The man is a disgrace, and should be banned if you ask me, his actions last week on No Mans Land were inexcusable.
Andrew Fulton : Agreed, the man is a disgrace, but don't be to hard on him, Boof can't help it if he isn't having the best run, i'm sure he is giving it his best, which is all you can ask of a man Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Arrrr! Folks, lets get right to it shall we with the opening matchup of the night, and what a way it was to open the show with The Australian Heavyweight Champ in tag team action.
Andrew Fulton : Ned got the win over Piltdown a couple of weeks ago ... earning himself a title shot last week against Piltdown.
Jeremy Tucker : But that title match never happened thanks to Mars and Tanner tearing Dandenong to pieces, along with each other and anyone else who got in there way.
Andrew Fulton : Which is exactly where Ned and Sam found themselves, thus leading to the no contest.
Jeremy Tucker : Lets take you now to The Sydney Entertainment Centre for the opening bout.
[Shot of the Jam Packed Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve and Australian Heavyweight Champion Sam Piltdown in the ring.]
[Shot of Nasty Ned Chambers waiting at ringside for his partner.]
[Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue hits and Pyro's of Silver and Gold Blast from either side of the entrance and Sly arrogantly struts his way to the rampway]
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived...Live and in the Flesh baby!!
Crowd Boo and Jeer Sly, while whistles and cat calls follow Jada
Sly: You see it wouldn't be a show if the jewel in the crown wasn't here to show all you stupid, ignorant, a dingo ate my baby Australian fans what a real wrestler looks like! (Crowd Booing increases) And champ ..... don't tremble too much at the thought that your gonna get humiliated by the Ace with the face and Reeve .... there's no fat, sack of crap friend here today to help your sorry ass tonight, boys get ready for a lesson!
Sly drops the mic and heads into the ring his arrogant smirk beaming off his handsome face.
[Shot of Sly and Ned locking eyes and Sly walking past Ned and taking his place on the apron.]
[Shot of Ned looking distrustfully at Sly.]
[Shot of Piltdown and Ruthless L Reeve watching both men eyeball each other and chuckling to each other.]
[Shot of Ned and Sam hooking up to start off the match]
[Shot of Sam Piltdown nailing Nasty Ned with a Airplane Spin Toss]
[Shot Ned delivering a Belly-To-Belly Suplex]
[Shot of Ned landing a Flap Jack.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell tagging himself in.]
[Shot of Ned looking at Sly disappointed and Sly brushing past him and walking right into a dropkick from the champ Piltdown.]
[Shot of Piltdown nailing Fondell with a Swinging Neck Breaker and then tagging in big Reeve.]
[Shot of the 7 footer stepping over the top rope and Sly booting the rope as he does so crotching big Reeve.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve holding his crotch and Sly Fondell nailing a snap DDT.]
[Shot of Sly then delivering a Russian backbreaker on the big man and then posing cockily for the crowd ......]
[Shot of Ned tagging himself back in while Sly was posing.]
[Shot of Ned entering the ring and Sly confronting him.]
[Shot of tag team partners Sly Fondell and Nasty Ned Chambers face to face, tempers flaring.]
[Shot of Ruthless L Reeve ramming both men's heads together in a double noggen knocker.]
[Shot of Reeve clothesline'ing Fondell to the outside and then delivering a Sambo Suplex to Nasty Ned.]
[Shot of Reeve nailing Ned with a Rikishi Driver.]
[Shot of Reeve tagging Piltdown in and then both of them drilling Ned with a double Verticle suplex.]
[Shot of the lovely Jada on the outside.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell tripping Reeve up from the floor and dragging him through the ropes to the outside.]
[Shot of Ned kicking out of a Piltdown cover after a two count.]
[Shot of Fondell sending Reeve face first into the ring steps busting him open and then getting into it with a couple of members of the first row.]
[Shot of Piltdown going for a Full Nelson Forward Leg Sweep but Ned blocking it and bulldog'ing Piltdown.]
[Shot of Ned nailing Piltdown with a Running Death Valley Driver, and then Sly tagging himself in again.]
[Shot of Ned throwing his hands up in frustration with his partner, and then a bloody Reeve grabbing him from the outside, dragging Ned out there with him.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell nailing Piltdown with a blatant low blow while the ref was admonishing Reeve and Ned on the outside.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell nailing a The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT on Sam Piltdown.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell covering The Australian Heavyweight Champ for the three count.]
[Shot of Girls, Girls, Girls by Motely Crue hitting and Sly Fondell posing on the turnbuckle gesturing towards both Reeve and his partner Nasty Ned Chambers and then leaving the ring with his manager Jada.]
Back in the studio with Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton.
Jeremy Tucker : Wow, what a match that was.
Andrew Fulton : Nasty Ned and Sly Fondell sure did click out there, i think we may of seen the beginning of a new tag team here in SWAT land Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah ... right. I don't know how they were actually able to get the victory, the way them two were carrying on.
Andrew Fulton : I'll tell you how, because they are superior athletes, and did you notice that Sly Fondell just pinned "The Champ"? I'd have to say that puts him right up there in contention for a title shot.
Jeremy Tucker : Can't argue with that .... we'll be right back after these messages folks.
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[Back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the SWAT studio's.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up next, we have Deja Vu Vs Boof, now last week, Deja Vu was brutal in his match with The Wizard, and some feel, including myself, that there is no room in SWAT for the likes of this man.
Andrew Fulton : That much you have made clear, any word on how The Wizard is doing after that matchup Jerry?
Jeremy Tucker : Come on Fulton, you know as well as i do that the poor kid will never wrestle again.
Andrew Fulton : Well, thats always a chance of occurring when you step into them ropes, injuries happen, its just a part of the sport that unfortunately happens.
Jeremy Tucker : Injuries are one thing, what Deja Vu did to that poor kid is another, parents, be warned, this upcoming match is no different, so cover up the kiddie's eyes, and any of you out there with a quimish stomach, right about now is the perfect time to go pour yourself a cuppa.
Andrew Fulton : The rest of you out there who are just like myself and love a good bit of old fashioned ass kicking, hang on tight ....
[The scene switches to the Sydney entertainment Centre where we see Boof waiting in the ring with referee Nick Tsalazidis.]
[The crowd really getting into Deja Vu on his way down to ringside, none to happy with his treatment of The Wizard last week in Dandenong.]
[Shot of Deja Vu entering the ring and immediately going to town on Boof with a series of Martial arts strikes.]
[Shot of Deja Vu dropping Boof with a Roundhouse Kick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof with a Russian Neckbreaker.]
[Shot of Deja Vu locking on a trapezius nerve hold. Referee Nick Tsalazidis lifting Boof's arm once .... twice ..... and then Deja Vu releasing the hold before the ref can check on him a third time.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis admonishing Deja Vu and Deja Vu brushing past him and drilling Boof with a Sidekick.]
[Shot of Deja Vu tossing Boof to the outside.]
[Shot of Deja Vu running and diving through the ropes with a diving spear delivering a devastating Spear Tackle Suicida.]
[Shot of Deja Vu repeatedly ramming the head of Boof into the steel ring post.]
[Shot of Deja Vu rolling a bloody Boof back into the ring.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Rolling Thunder Kick landing with a back heel kick to the throat of Boof.]
[Shot of Deja Vu landing a Snap Suplex and Float-over pin, but lifting Boof up after the two count.]
[Shot of Deja Vu laughing maniacally, sitting ontop of Boof and just wailing away with lefts and rights into his busted open head, sending blood splattering all over the place.]
[Shot of Deja Vu delivering a Brainbuster DDT dropping Boof right on his busted open head.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof with The Check Mate, a roll of the dice, standing over him and covering him with boot for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Deja Vu's arm as "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits, Deja Vu shoves Tsalazidis out of the ring and starts stomping away on the bloody Boof.]
[Shot of Deja Vu dragging Boof to the turnbuckle and then sliding out of the ring.]
[Shot of Deja Vu slamming the legs repeatedly into the steel ring post.]
[Shot of a couple of security guys coming down to the ring to break it up, and Deja Vu dropping both of them with ease.]
[Shot of Deja Vu wailing away on both of the security gauds and Boof with his Kendo stick, spraying more of Boof's blood everywhere.]
[Shot of Deja Vu planting Boof on the outside with the Bushido Breaker.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Deja Vu really losing it here. The man has no idea of what the sport of wrestling is about, and just goes out there with the intention of injuring and maiming his opponents ... and he wasn't through just yet.
[Shot of Deja Vu giving Boof a final cheap shot and making his way up the ramp, the crowd really letting him have it showing there disapproval, throwing all sorts of garbage towards him, he flings the curtain open and goes to head to the back, when he notices Ruthless L Reeve still in the gorilla position being attended to by a few EMT's for the cut he suffered in the opening bout.]
[Shot of Deja Vu charging Reeve from behind and sending him right into the wall with a flying ninja kick. Deja Vu then cracking Reeve with his Kendo stick, before snatching a scalpel from one of the doctors and carving Reeve's allready busted head open with it.]
[Shot of over a dozen security guys and underneath workers charging out and tearing Deja Vu off from Reeve, and Deja Vu storming off.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Well, Deja Vu was on a rampage, and commissioner Xanathos was none to pleased, lets cross now to see what he had to say just after some semblance of order was achieved backstage.
[Shot of Commissioner Xanathos storming into the gorilla position, checking on Reeve, and then storming out to the ring.]
Commiss Xanathos : Right Deja Vu!
You have gone too far!
This sport is wrestling, the idea is to defeat your opponent, not cripple them!
I have every right, and a damn good mind to fire your ass right here and right now!
[Huge cheer from the crowd.]
But i'm going to go one better ..... next week ... right here in the Sydney Entertainment Centre .... Its going to be ... one on one .... Deja Vu Vs .... Ruthless L Reeve!
[Another huge cheer from the crowd.]
We'll see just how tough you are!
And ..... its going to be a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!
[Another huge pop from the crowd as Dracon takes a deep breathe, trying to calm himself.]
Also ... while i am out here ... next week, we will also see Sam Piltdown defend his Australian Heavyweight Championship, against none other then ....... MARS!!!!!!!!
[Commissioner Xanathos drops the mic and power walks up the rampway as we fade to a commercial.]
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[Scene comes back to the studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : And we're back folks, and how about that, Ruthless L Reeve Vs Deja Vu next week .....
Andrew Fulton : And Mars getting his shot at the Australian Heavyweight Title! Look out Australia!
Jeremy Tucker : Look out is right, next week is going to be a HUGE show, and i cant wait!
Andrew Fulton : Well, we still have over half of this weeks show to go .... so lets not get too ahead of ourselves there Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker : Certainly ..... coming up next, the in ring Australian debuts of both James Fierce and Dave Brickheart, check it out ....
[The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre were we see James fierce and Dave Brickheart in the ring together.]
[Shot of both men hooking up to kick of the match.]
[Shot of Brickheart delivering a Face Dropkick.]
[Shot of Brickheart nailing a High Angle Neck Breaker.]
[Shot of Brickheart going for a Swanton Bomb, but Fierce getting his knee's up, into the back of Dave Brickheart.]
[Shot of James Fierce landing a Butterfly suplex.]
[Shot of Fierce delivering a release German Suplex.]
[Shot of Fierce dropping Brickheart onto the top rope with a Stun Gun.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart's face contorting with anger, and his personality clearly changing before our eyes.]
[Shot of Brickheart, blocking a blow from Fierce and leveling him with a huge right hand.]
[Shot of Brickheart going to town on fierce with numerous wild left and right Miracle Punches, the final blow landing right on top of Fierce's head.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a Samoan Drop on fierce.]
[Shot of Brickheart drilling Fierce with a Slice Bread.]
[Shot of Brickheart on the top rope, nailing a Moonsault.]
[Shot of Brickheart executing the Emergency Exit (set up like the last call but swings his opponents legs out and to the right, he turns as he does this and pushed his opponents face into the mat.)]
[Shot of Dave going for a cover and getting the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Dave Brickheart's hand as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack bellows through the arena.]
Back to the studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A very impressive debut there from one Dave Brickheart, he looks like he is going to have a big future here in SWAT land.
Andrew Fulton : And a very disappointing display from the veteran James Fierce, lets hope he gets his act together, and quick smart.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be right back with Tyler D vs Lonewolf McNeely after this quick break.
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[The scene comes back to the SWAT studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, next up for you all we have the debut of Tyler D and the return of Lonewolf McNeely to Australia.
Andrew Fulton : Lonewolf if you will remember won the tournament we held earlier in the year to win a title shot against Sam Piltdown, only just falling short in that tremendous match up.
Jeremy Tucker : After that match up, he had a few nagging injuries, but now he is fully healed up and back here in Australia with a healthy body, and fully motivated to go all the way.
[Shot of both Lonewolf McNeely and Tyler D in the ring in the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Lonewolf getting the match started with a upper cut palm strike.]
[Shot of Tyler D answering back with a back heel kick.]
[Shot of Lonewolf hitting a Spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf following up with a spinning pump handle slam, for a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler D fighting back with a scissor kick.]
[Shot of Tyler D hitting a perfect springboard dropkick.]
[Shot of Tyler D going for a cartwheel kick but Lonewolf ducking under it and delivering a Exploder Suplex.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : both men giving it there all here in this back and forth battle, with Lonewolf seeming distracted without his ex wife Rain accompanying him to ringside, and Tyler D really utilising them lethal feet of his.
[Shot of Lonewolf hitting the Flesh cut - shining wizard and covering for another two count as Tyler D kicks out again.]
[Shot of Tyler coming back with a jawbreaker.]
[Shot of Tyler D rocking Lonewolf with a Rocker Dropper.]
[Shot of Tyler going for a cover, but only getting a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler getting frustrated with the ref, and then spearing Lonewolf.]
[Shot of Tyler setting Lonewolf up on the top rope, and drilling him with a top rope German Superplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf's ex wife Rain making her way out to the rampway and looking on.]
[Shot of Tyler going for the cover, and Lonewolf kicking out after two.]
[Shot of Tyler D slamming the mat in frustration and lifting Lonewolf up, but Lonewolf rolling him up in a small package.]
[Shot of Tyler D kicking out after the two count.]
[Shot of Lonewolf fighting back with a Heart Punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the Lights out - Sitting chicken wing piledriver.]
[Shot of Lonewolf signalling to the crowd that its all over, to a surprisingly good reaction.]
[Shot of Lonewolf nailing the No human contact - Opponent is lifted high over the head in a gorilla press, spun around and dropped into a diamond cutter.]
[Shot of Lonewolf covering Tyler for the three count.]
[Shot of Rain heading back to the back as Lonewolf watches her puzzled and the referee raises his hand and "Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul" blares through the arena, the fans again surprisingly getting behind McNeely.]
Back to the SWAT studios.
Jeremy Tucker : Very impressive win there to the Lonewolf.
Andrew Fulton : Impressive? Tyler had him beaten on two separate occasions only to be screwed by referee Nick Tsalazidis and his sub standard officiating.
Jeremy Tucker : What are you talking about, he called it right down the line and Lonewolf got the win.
Andrew Fulton : Not from where i am sitting.
Jeremy Tucker : Folks, we'll be right back after this break with our main event of the evening ... Adrian Tanner Jr and Mars, one on one for The Statewide Championship in a ladder match!!!
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Back in the SWAT Studio.
Jeremy Tucker: Up next we have the main event, the Statewide Championship, Ladder Match Style.
Andrew Fulton: And what a great match it was. Lets go to ringside.
Frank Salazar: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the SWAT Statewide Championship!
[The house lights dim as Unholy by KISS begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[I'm the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The Aussie-tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[I'm suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[I'm the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why you're feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]]
Jeremy Tucker: Here comes the monster.
Andrew Fulton: Monster, shmonster. Adrianll kill this goof.
Jeremy Tucker : Since when were you against Mars?
Andrew Fulton : Since you used that excited tone of voice to describe him as the monster.
Frank Salazar: Introducing first, the challenger... weighing at 3 hundred, 40 pounds, and standing 7 feet tall, The God of war.... MAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSS!!!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars sauntering down to ringside. He seems to be taking his opponent for granted lately, and if I know Adrian, I don't know how smart of a plan that is.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent...
[Make Yourself By Incubus replaces the last song]
[If I hadn't made me]
Toby Navel: Then maybe you should look for a new career. Psycho hanging Tanner on the outside of the ropes, and hes choking Tanner with -his- undone dog collar! He releases the hold and digs into his pants, Tanner taking the moment to refill his lungs with that much needed oxygen. Psycho turns around hes got that lighter in his hand hes going for the fireball!
Jeremy Tucker: Dodge!! Tanner ducked the fireball and a stunning dropkick through the second ropes to Psychos belly!! Tanner held on to the ropes to avoid falling to the floor! He stands back up on the outside of the apron
[SPLASH!!!]
Jeremy Tucker: and a devastating split-leg moonsault to the unsuspecting Cerberus!!
[Triple B reaches out, and grabs Adrian by the shirt.]
Melvin : Looks like he is going for another one of them flips!
Ross Carlisle : BBB with a hold of the shirt, your right Melvin, he falls onto his back, and goes to flip Tanner with his feet, but Adrian hooks onto the legs, and bridges for a cover!
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .....................
2 .........................
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin : Holly #*&%!!!
[If I hadn't assembled myself]
Ross Carlisle : He got him! We got a new champ, this is incredible. I take my hat off to both men, Triple B has been a great champion for Australia, and now Adrian Tanner gets his chance!
["The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" By less Than Jake hits, and referee Nick Tsalazidis goes to present the belt to Adrian, but Triple B grabs the belt off of him, and then presents it to Adrian himself, to a huge pop from the crowd. Bill then shakes Adrians hand and leaves the ring as Adrian jumps to the turnbuckle, holding it up for everyone to see.]
[I'dve fallen apart by now ]
(Adrian pinning Syberus, Nick Cairo, Zeus, Nasty Ned Chambers, Syberus again)
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a huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage as the song keeps playing, but no sign of Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker: Where is he?
Andrew Fulton: Probably looking for his big bwodder to help him out...
Jeremy Tucker: I thought you liked Tanner?
Andrew Fulton: I do.
Jeremy Tucker: Ok...
Andrew Fulton: Hey, Im the color guy. Its my job to say stupid things like that. RATINGS BABY! Yeah.
Jeremy Tucker: Right.
[The music stops, and still theres no sign of Adrian.]
Frank Salazar: And... His Opponent....
[Frank says the last line with a bit of impatience as Make Yourself strikes up again, but still nothing. Until...]
Jeremy Tucker: Holy Shit!! Adrian just blind sided Mars from behind with a steel chair! The Champ coming from the crowd!
Andrew Fulton: Now thats an entrance!
Jeremy Tucker: Hes mercilessly beating Mars with that chair! Mars is on the ground trying to cover up as Adrian just keeps pounding away on him with the chair.
Andrew Fulton: That a boy Champ! Show that pussy whos boss.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is no pussy. But he is in for a world of hurt. Adrian pulling Mars to his feet, and then dropping him right back down with a ddt to the chair!
Andrew Fulton: All without even taking his entrance attire off. The kids amazing!
[Tanner does the crucifix pose and lets out a primal yell as he throws his ring jacket off. He then turns back toward Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner grabbing Mars again, and he hooks the leg, REVOLVER!!! Adrian plants Mars with the Revolver onto the chair!
[Adrian slides out of the ring, and pulls a ladder from the floor, sliding it into the ring, and then following it back in.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian sets the ladder up into the far left corner and drags Mars to his feet. Look at the blood pouring from Mars forehead.
Andrew Fulton: Look at the person who made him bleed.
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian goes to irish whip the big man, but Mars reverses and sends Adrian back first into the ladder! Mars grabs Adrian and repeatedly slams his head into the cold metal of the ladder. Mars now picking Adrian up into a suplex and...
Andrew Fulton: OH MY GAAAWD!!
Jeremy Tucker: Holy shit! Mars just sent Adrian chest first upside down into the ladder with a variation of a front suplex! Mars pulls Adrian back to his feet and rams the back of the Statewide champs head into the ladder. Finally he lets go as Adrian slumps to the mat. I think all that chair attack really did was make Mars angry.
Andrew Fulton: You think?!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars pulls the ladder out of the corner and drops it onto the mat. He scoops Adrian into his arms and drops Tanner with a vicious scoop slam onto the ladder! Tanner bounced off the ladder like a rubber...
Andrew Fulton: Condom?
Jeremy Tucker: What?!
Andrew Fulton: You said a rubber, I said condom. Bringin the funnay!
Jeremy Tucker: A rubber BALL you idiot!
Andrew Fulton: Oh...
[Tucker hangs his head in shame, but quickly looks up when Mars drops Adrian AGAIN onto the ladder with a body press!]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars dragging Adrians limp carcass off the ladder and he sets the ladder in position....but goes outside the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. He could have it won right here. Whats he doing?
Andrew Fulton: Well he did promise to hurt Adrian...
Jeremy Tucker: True. Mars slides the table in the ring and climbs back in himself. Mars grabs the table, but Adrian with a kip-up into a dropkick that sends the table into Mars. The momentum and weight of the table combined with Mars' weight sends Mars crashing over the ropes to the floor. Tanners back to his feet. He runs, hops to the top rope....
Andrew Fulton: TIIIIIIIMBEEEEERRRR!!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian flies off the ropes with a senton, but Mars moves and Tanner eats pavement! Mars pulls Tanner to his feet and rams him back first into the security barrier. Mars drags Tanner up again and sends him head first into the ring steps! Mars drags Tanner up and slides him into the ring.
Andrew Fulton: Cmon kid, get up! I got 50 big ones riding on your sorry ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Aha! So thats what this is about!
[Mars sets a second chair up in the middle of the ring and then reaches for Tanner, but Adrian low blows the big man, sending him to his knees.]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner drags Mars to his feet by his bloodstained hair and looks to irish whip him but Mars reverses... NO, Tanner reverses that and sends Mars off the ropes...and right into a drop toe hold into the steel chair! Tanner quickly pulls Mars to his feet....DDT into the OPEN chair!! Look at the chair, its stuck around Mars neck!
Andrew Fulton: And Tanners lovin every second of it.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is bleeding even more. Tanner pulls Mars to his knees and then slams his head into the map, jarring that chair into Mars throat! Tanner pulls Mars up, and again slams his head down, crushing Mars' windpipe with that chair!
[Tanner sets the ladder up into position but instead of climbing, slides outside and pushes a table into the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: I don't get this. This isnt smart strategy, Tanner has Mars down. He should be going for his title.
Andrew Fulton: Are you that blind Jerry? Tanner doesnt just want to win this match, he wants to win and destroy Mars in the process! And it looks like hes doing a damn good job.
Jeremy Tucker: Maybe not. Tanners climbing the ladder now, but Mars is up and has the chair off his throat. Tanner sees this, turns and jumps onto the big mans shoulders.
Andrew Fulton: Woohoo, its time for Mars attitude adjust... NOOOOOOO!!
[Tanner tries to spin out for the ddt, but Mars holds on, and grabs Tanner by the throat, and chokeslams Adrian through the table! A large Holy Shit chant erupts from the crowd.]
Jeremy Tucker: My god, Mars may have just killed Tanner with that chokeslam through the table!
[Mars pulls himself up from the rubble and brushes some wood chips off his shoulder. He then climbs out of the ring and walks over near the stage ramp where the 1st table was left.]
Jeremy Tucker: Mars sets that other table up on the outside right in front of the stage ramp. I don't like that look in his eyes.
Andrew Fulton: I do, pure evil. I love it.
Jeremy Tucker: I thought you were going for Adrian?
Andrew Fulton: Oh I am, but I have a love for watching violence unfold. Its what made me become a wrestling announcer.
Jeremy Tucker: And the world is oh so grateful for that.
Andrew Fulton: I know, the fans love me.
Jeremy Tucker: Sure they do. Mars back in the ring now, as Tanner starts to get up. Mars grabs the ladder and turns it on its side, ramming Tanner in the chest with it! Tanner slumps back to the mat and Mars drops the ladder. Mars walks over to Tanner and Adrian....
Andrew Fulton: Kicks him square in the balls!
Jeremy Tucker: You cant say balls on national TV, Fulton!
Andrew Fulton: Really? You just did.
Jeremy Tucker: .....I hate you.
Andrew Fulton: Sure you do.
Jeremy Tucker: Anyways... Tanner pulling himself to his feet as Mars slumps to his knees holding his mini Mars.
Andrew Fulton: His mini Mars? Just say his ba..
Jeremy Tucker: Fulton!
Andrew Fulton: Well gee whiz, sorry. All Im saying is... Come on man, his mini Mars?!
[Tanner stands up and grabs the ladder, placing it on the top rope, so its laying diagonal between the ropes and the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker: Excuse me for not thinking up a better name for the guys testicles. Im a wrestling announcer not a thesaurus.
[Tanner drops a knee right across Mars throat and then looks over to the wreckage of the 1st table.]
Jeremy Tucker: Can we get back on track, please? Something in that rubble of a tables caught Tanners eye. He walks over to the table and grabs a large chunk of wood and walks back to Mars.
Andrew Fulton: Ohhh, I like this. Evil Adrian? Whod a thunk?
Jeremy Tucker: Adrians got that chunk of wood in his left hand as nails Mars with another knee right to the throat, and then straddles him. Holy OUCH! Tanner digging that piece of wood into Mars already hurt throat!
[The camera zooms in on Adrian and Mars as Adrian mercilessly digs that piece of wood into Mars throat. The camera catches words as Adrian screams at Mars.]
Adrian: (brutally choking Mars with that piece of wood) You wanna hurt me, motherfucker?! You wanna hurt me?
[Adrian starts punching Mars repeatedly in the head with the piece of wood, opening the gash already on his head further.]
Adrian: You...
[Punch]
Adrian: cant
[punch]
Adrian: Hurt...
[punch]
Adrian: ME!
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian raining blows on Mars while still digging that piece of wood into Mars throat. Someone needs to get that thing away from him!
Andrew Fulton: Screw that! Slash his throat champ, he deserves it!
Jeremy Tucker: Your sick Fulton! Finally he throws the wood down and drags Mars, gasping for air, to his feet and sets him on the ladder. Adrian runs to the ropes and bounces off nailing a perfect lionsault onto Mars and ladder! The force of the impact and the way the ladders positioned sends Adrian bouncing off to the mat, rolling in pain.
Andrew Fulton: That a way champ. Now go get your belt!
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner pushes Mars off to the floor and grabs the ladder, placing it so Mars left knee is in between the two parts.
Andrew Fulton: What the hell are you doing? Get your belt!!
[Adrian climbs the nearest turnbuckle makes a cutthroat gesture to the fans, he then flips off Fulton.]
Andrew Fulton: Nobody flips me off! You just lost your cut in my prize money mister!
Jeremy Tucker: I don't think Tanner cares, Andy. Adrian jumps off, going for a corkscrew splash, but Mars uses his leg strength to push the top half of the ladder up at the last second and it slams into Tanners jaw! Tanner flies back, rolling on the mat holding his jaw in agony.
Andrew Fulton: See? You shoulda listened to me, jackass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is still trying to recover from that attempted homicide by Tanner to do much, but he slowly starts to climb to his feet. Tanners still down holding his jaw. That had to hurt.
Andrew Fulton: You think?
Jeremy Tucker: Mars finally, slowly makes it to his feet and walks toward Tanner. Mars reaches down to grab Tanner... and Tanner uses one of the chairs to chopblock Mars left knee! Again! And again, Tanner smashes that chair into Mars knee.
Andrew Fulton: YES! I love it!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars falls to the mat and Tanner struggles up to his feet, and bashes the chair down onto Mars a couple times before placing whats left of the chair over the same knee. Tanner rears back and drops a knee onto the chair, and Mars face contorts in pain. But hes trying to fight through it. Tanner drops another, and another knee and Mars can't hold in a growl of pain.
Andrew Fulton: Yes! Now get your belt!
[Tanner once again flips Fulton off, and turns back to Mars.]
Jeremy Tucker: Adrian pulls the chair off and throws it aside. He slides out and grabs another table, sliding it into the ring. Tanner turns and barely misses a big boot from Mars, whos somehow back on his feet, though barely. Tanner ducks under Mars, bounces off the ropes and goes for a hurracanrana, but Mars holds on and.... HOLY SHIT!
Andrew Fulton: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD~!!!!
[Mars holds onto Tanner, runs and powerbombs him OVER the ropes through the table that was set up on the arena floor! The crowd gasps in awe and shock and then a loud Holy shit chant starts up.]
Jeremy Tucker: My god! Tanners dead. Hes dead. Theres no way anyone could survive that!
Andrew Fulton: Mars aint doin too hot either.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars knee gave out on him after that awesome powerbomb, and hes trying desperately to get back to his feet. Very slowly hes pulling himself up by the ropes. Tanners not dead, but he probably should be. Hes not moving, much.
Andrew Fulton: How would you feel after being powerbombed from the ring to the arena floor through a table? Not too well, Id think.
Jeremy Tucker: Thats a stupid question Fulton. Of course I wouldnt, Im not a wrestler! Mars is finally back to his feet and slowly limping towards the ladder. How the? Tanners crawling from the table and pulling himself towards the ring! How is he doing this?
Andrew Fulton: Hatred my friend. Pure, unadulterated hatred for that man in the ring.
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is starting to climb the ladder as Adrian pulls himself inside the ring. Adrian groggily pulling himself up by the ropes, but will he get up in time? Mars is almost halfway up the ladder.
Andrew Fulton: He better! I got money riding on his ass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is 3/4 up the ladder, hes reaching for the belt... and Adrian dropkicks the ladder, sending it crashing over and sending Mars falling to the mat! Tanner grabs that third table and sets it up near the corner.
Andrew Fulton: Dammit kid, havent you had enough of going through tables tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: I don't think the word enough appears in the dictionary when talking about Tanner and Mars. Tanner hates this guy with a passion. Tanner pulls Mars up, and pulls him toward the table laying him on it. Adrian then climbs to the top rope.
Andrew Fulton: Watch out, you dumbass!
Jeremy Tucker: Mars is up and climbs off the table, but he walks into a kick to the face by Adrian and staggers back onto the table! Adrian jumps...
[CRAAAASH!]
Jeremy Tucker: Tanner nails Mars with the Fall From Grace through table #3! That shooting star frogsplash was taught to him by the only man to hold a House of Destiny victory over our esteemed owner Paul Soutter, Jeremiah 2DC Young.
Andrew Fulton: And it worked like perfection! we got to have one of them House of Destiny Matches here in SWAT. Now, Get your damn title!!
[Adrian Tanner Jr slowly sets up the ladder, and begins the long climb to the top.]
Jeremy Tucker : Both men appear spent here, and after this grueling encounter, who could blame them.
Andrew Fulton : Adrian is almost up to the top now, and Mars still hasn't moved, he's going to do it Jerry!
Jeremy Tucker : You may just be right, Tanner reaching up, his fingers brushing on the belt, one more step and he's got it ......
[Mars reaches out and grabs the ladder with his outstretched arm, pulling it out from under Adrian, who's fingers brush down the side of the belt as he tumbles down to the mat with a loud thud, landing ontop of the ladder in a heap.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Lucky for Mars he is 7 ft tall and he just swept that ladder out from under Adrian in the nick of time.
Andrew Fulton : Well, thats it then, there goes my money.
[Mars gets to his feet, grabs the ladder, and positions it on Adrian's throat, using the ladder to choke him out.]
Jeremy Tucker : A bit of payback here for Adrian, Mars just choking the life out of him with that ladder.
[Mars lifts the ladder and brings it down onto the chest of Tanner with all of his power, and Adrian starts convulsing on the mat.]
Andrew Fulton : Mars is just brutal, thats had to break a rib right there!
[Mars drags Tanner to his feet, lifts him in a bear hug, smiling at him with that sinister smile of his, and then starts rag dolling him, tossing Adrian Tanner back and forth like he was nothing.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars is now in complete control, this giant is unstoppable, after all of the punishment both men have taken, how are they able to continue?
Andrew Fulton : Thats the reason they train 7 days a week, to get there bodies in the condition where they can keep going, where a normal man wouldn't be able to continue.
[Mars drops Adrian down out of the Bear hug ontop of the ladder with a Belly to Belly. He then rolls Adrian off the ladder casually with his foot, and then slides the ladder across the ring with his boot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars looking to finish Tanner of here, he doesn't want him stopping him from getting the belt when he goes for it.
[Mars hooks Adrian for a powerbomb, lifts him and plants him with a devastating elevated powerbomb onto the ladder.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! how high did Mars lift him up there, and look at Adrian, he is just slumped on that ladder completely spent.
Andrew Fulton : Completely spent, with the Statewide title grasped in his hands!
Jeremy Tucker : WHAT?
Andrew Fulton: Look Jerry! Tanners got the title, he is not moving a muscle, but he has the title firmly in his grasp, even though his back is warped around that ladder!
Jeremy Tucker : Your right Fulton! He must of grabbed it when Mars hoisted him up for the elevated powerbomb ..... lets have another look at that.
A replay comes on, showing Mars lift up Adrian in the elevated powerbomb, and at the summit, it shows Adrian tanner Jr grabbing the Statewide title, and bringing it down with him.]
Jeremy Tucker : Its over! He did it, Adrian Tanner Jr did it! How innovative!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis notices the belt in Tanners' grasp, and signals for the bell, Mars looks at him perplexed, and Tsalazidis motions towards Tanner, showing Mars that he has the title.]
Andrew Fulton : Mars can't believe it! Look at the fury on his face! He is livid!
Jeremy Tucker : He certainly is!
[Mars grabs Referee Nick Tsalazidis, smoke almost coming from his ears, and plants him with the Apocalypse, then turns towards Adrian Tanner Jr who still hasn't moved.]
A familiar guitar riff plays an intro by Kiss ]
Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah!
My my, ow, yeah!
Andrew Fulton: Now THAT'S a bombshell!!
Jeremy Tucker: Oh my! The SWAT President has made an appearance on No Mans Land. Domino is in the building!!
Andrew Fulton: Towel off, Tucker you pervert! What the hell is this, Management Night?
Jeremy Tucker: Yeah, she's wasting no time getting to the ring to speak her mind!
A smoking hot brunette stands in the entrance area, smiling to the crowd, and soaking in the cheers. She gives a wave to the crowd and blows a kiss. The crowd cheers her on. Domino is not wearing her normal attire, rather, she is wearing a black business suit and a long black skirt. Her hair is in a bun, and shes wearing glasses. Shes still hot as hell.]
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations, 'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy", she knows she's got me by the balls
[Domino walks into the ring area, and walks around the ring a little.]
They call her Domino!!
[The music fades out, and Domino stands in the ring, soaking in more cheers.]
DOM: Sorry boys, its all business tonight.
[The randy guys in the crowd chant DO-MI-NO, DO-MI-NO]
DOM: See, Im not usually the boss-around kind. I like to flaunt things, hmmm [smirks] but one thing I do not like to flaunt is power. Not at all. And generally, people here do things that i agree with, which makes my job easy. But this time, I have to step in and make some changes.
[Domino gets an irritated look on her face.]
DOM: Lets get one thing straight before I start: I am the SWAT President, and next to the Big Bad Bustling Bandit, I make the calls around here when I need to. Sorry, KJ, I tried to warn you. The fact is, we have a big problem in SWAT right now. Its a big, hairy, greasy, downright scary problem. His name is Mars. Because, last time I checked the SWAT roster, his name wasn't on it.
[The crowd boos upon the mention of Mars' name.]
DOM: So how he got this thing sanctioned, well, that was the doing of our esteemed commissioner without MY approval. And while I cant say for sure whether KJ has aligned himself with the devil, he sure has made some mistakes lately. Ones that I feel I need to make right. So first off, I need to make it right with the one who has had to deal most directly with all the crap, and that would be none other than our Statewide champion, Adrian Tanner.
[The crowd pops for the name of Adrian Tanner.]
DOM: Adrian has done well, and he held off the monster in a match that should have never been done in the first place. Seeing that the Statewide champion is the automatic number one contender, and Tanner has acquitted himself well in these matches. And quite frankly, he is much more deserving of being the number one contender than is that hairy ape, who's not even technically a member of our roster.
So, I am not letting Mars be the number one contender. That decision I am reversing. Sorry, KJ. Instead I am happy to announce that at No Mans Land in 2 weeks, it will be ADRIAN TANNER that will take on Sam Piltdown for the SWAT Australian Heavyweight title. After all, it is the right thing to do!
Jeremy Tucker: I can't believe it! Champion vs. champion in 2 weeks!!
[The crowd goes wild for the prospect of next cards heavyweight title match.]
DOM: As for you Mars, well, I have something for you too. See, I cant boot you out of SWAT, well at least not entirely. It says here that since you have already wrestled a match here that I cannot boot you out without cause. But, at my discretion, I can give you a membership entry match. In other words, you must wrestle who and when I tell you. If you win the match, you gain membership into SWAT. You lose, you disappear. After giving this one a little thought, I have come up with a suitable match for you
[Domino gets a devilish grin on her face.]
DOM: Next week, Mars will take on not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 wrestlers in a handicap match!
[The crowd pops over the announcement.]
JT: Oh my God, shes trying to kill Mars!
AF: Boy, shes hot, but not very smart! If Mars survives this he will come after her next!
[Domino tries to quiet the crowd a bit.]
DOM: Ahh, but see Mars, Im not finished. In this match, Texas tornado rules will apply, meaning that none of your 4 opponents will ever have to tag out. Ever. They can beat you as long and hard as they see fit. Hee-hee!
DOM: So if you can get through that, then you should be battered and bloody enough to get the message, Mars
[Domino gets a serious look on her face.]
DOM: I am no one to be trifled with. Welcome to SWAT.
[Domino gently puts down the microphone as she exits out of the ring.]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! She really laid down the law tonight! Tanner vs. Piltdown and Mars in a 4-on-1 Texas tornado handicap match!
Andrew Fulton : You know, I have to say, shes going way too far tonight! I hope Mars doesnt kill her. Shes an idiot, but a hot idiot anyway.
