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[The scene opens up to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton in the SWAT studio's.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy fans, and welcome to another edition of No Mans Land. Last week, we saw Adrian Tanner finally defeat Sam Piltdown, and capture the Australian Heavyweight Championship, this week, he defends his new crown against the Ruthless One, Ruthless L Reeve, and we have a mini tournament for his vacated Statewide championship.
Andrew Fulton : Thats not fair really, how come he has to vacate the Statewide title just because he won the Heavyweight belt?
Jeremy Tucker : I'm sure if it were up to you, he would have all the belts here at SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : He does doesn't he?
[Fulton chuckles.]
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, well, also coming up tonight we have Sly Fondell meeting up with the dangerous Lonewolf McNeely, i wonder if Fondell will be able to keep his undefeated record in tact, or if Lonewolf will bounce back with what we all know he is capable of.
Andrew Fulton : I don't see Fondell losing around here ... ever. And why wasn't he included in this little tourney we got going for the Statewide title, i am sure he would of made a great Statewide champion.
Jeremy Tucker : Good question, who knows, perhaps the SWAT suits have bigger things planned for him.
Andrew Fulton : We can only hope ... Fondell vs Tanner .... now there's a match up i want to see.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, we could sit here and babble all hour long for you guys, but i'm sure that you all tuned into see some actual wrestling, so lets take you right now to the highlights of "Nasty" Ned Chambers up against Mars, with the winner going on later tonight to compete for the Statewide title don't forget.
The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see Nasty Ned Chambers in the ring.
[The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
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[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
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[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Ned and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.]
[Shot of Ned charging Mars as he steps in over he top rope and wailing away with big rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars brushing off Ned's shots and forcing his way into the ring.]
[Shot of Mars and Ned face to face, and both men exchanging huge rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Ned with a short arm clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a big boot to Ned.]
[Sot of Ned nailing Mars with a Lou Thesz press.]
[Shot of Ned delivering a flap jack.]
[Shot of Mars sending Ned flying across the ring with a choke toss.]
[Shot of Mars squeezing the life out of Ned with a bear hug.]
[Shot of Mars rag dolling Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Ned trying with all he is worth here to keep up with Mars, but he is just out matched, and can't hold of the fury of the God of War known as Mars!
[Shot of Mars chokeslamming Nasty Ned Chambers.]
[Shot of Ned gallantly making it to his feet, and Mars crunching him with a devastating heart punch.]
[Shot of Mars nailing the The Apocalypse, an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb and covering Ned for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Ned as Unholy hits and Mars does the old motion at his waist signalling the belt is coming his way.]
[Scene switches back to the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars making short work of Nasty Ned Chambers there, and he must be the favourite to take out the Statewide title later this evening.
Andrew Fulton : (trying to sound intelligent with his play by play voice on) Well, i don't know about that Jerry, he has to meet the winner of Tyler or Brickheart, and either of them could well give him a run for his money.
Jeremy Tucker : Very true Andy.
Andrew Fulton : Come on Jerry .... who are we trying to kid, Mars has it in the bag.
Jeremy Tucker : On a sadder note, that there was the final match for Nasty Ned Chambers here at Swatland. Seems he is going to be taking a break from active competition in the ring for a while, but our hats are off to him ... a true warrior!
Andrew Fulton : Another one bites the dust, he should of hung around a couple months longer, and he might of got the belt by default, we are bringing a whole new meaning to "last man standing" around here these days.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, word is he will still be around backstage, helping out in a road agent role, lets wish him good luck with that, and hope that we one day see him in the ring again soon.
Andrew Fulton : Joy.
[Scene fades to a commercial.]
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Sep 24, 2004#2
[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, coming next we have Tyler D meeting Dave Brickheart, with the winner going onto meet Mars for the Statewide Championship, lets go now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre for a look at the highlights of this one.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, both Dave Brickheart and Tyler D allready in the ring.
[Shot of Dave Brickheart offering a hand shake, and Tyler D mocking him.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering an arm drag.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a back heel kick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart executing a back suplex.]
[Shot of Tyler D executing a jumping sidekick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a spinning DDT followed by a falling headbutt.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a koppo kick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing a crossbody and a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler D coming back with a fallaway slam.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a moonsault and a swanton bomb.]
[Shot of Mars watching on intently on the monitor from the back.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a superkick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart landing a falling neckbreaker and then locking on a Mandible Claw.]
[Shot of Tyler breaking the Claw with a low blow, and ten taking Brickheart down with a DDT and a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing some Miracle punches.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart then delivering the Kingdom Come (A fameasser, but he pulls his opponent to the turnbuckle and he jumps off it onto the back of their head) and covering Tyler for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Dave Brickheart's arm as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack hits.]
Scene goes back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A big win there by Dave Brickheart, and he moves on to meet Mars later tonight for the Statewide Championship.
Andrew Fulton : Boy, there is the old good news / bad news senario if i ever heard it .... good news for Dave is he just beat Tyler, bad news, he has to now face Mars.
Jeremy Tucker : We'll be right back with that match and more in just a few moments after this next break.
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Sep 24, 2004#3
[We open up back at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, pyros explode from the stage and Brandon Fernandez stands in the middle of the ring, pimped out in black slacks, white collared shirt and a gold sports jacket.]
Brandon: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls children of all age... Degem....Oh wait. My bad. Let me start again.
[Brandon smirks and continues]
Brandon: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... Innovative Inc is proud to present to you, YOUR SWAT Australian Statewide and Heavyweight Champion of Australia.....
ADRIAAAAN TAAAAANNEEEERR JUUUNIIOOOOR!!!
[The lights in the arena fade to black as all eyes focus on the stage. A woman's voice starts to speak through the PA system.]
Yeah, I remember her saying:
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the canatron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and the NEEEW Champion of Australia, Adrian Tanner walks onto the stage, with one title on each shoulder. Adrian's pimped out as well, with a black sports coat on instead of a gold one.
Adrian walks to one side of the ring and hoists both titles into the air as the crowd in Sydney starts a loud "Ad-ri-an!" chant that rings through the arena. Adrian walks to the other side of the stage and does the same, and the crowd eats it up.
As the song keeps playing, Adrian walks down the aisle toward the ring, stopping to high five fans along the way. He finally gets to the ring, and steps up the stairs, stopping on the apron. He leans against the ropes and raises both tittles high into the air and the ringposts erupt in pyro. as streamers, baloons and confetti shower the arena from the cieling.
Adrian enters the ring, high fives Brandon and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans in attendance. Adrian finally jumps down and takes a mic from Ring Announcer Frank Salazar.]
Crowd: Ad-ri-an! Ad-ri-an! Ad-ri-an!"
[Adrian stands there, loving every minute of his celebration until the crowd finally starts to die down a bit.]
Adrian: Dont stop for me.
[The crowd cheers]
Adrian: Actually, I know they got more show to do, so we might as well get on with this. What's up Sydney?
[Cheap pop]
Adrian: The CHAAMP is HERE!
[Cheap John cena pop]
Adrian: Ok, ok really. (Adriam's smile beams) Australian. Heavyweight. Champion. Man, I missed hearing those words. (Adrian pats the Australian Heavyweight Title) This belt holds alot of weight for me, more than most others.
This belt, or atleast its Ring Syndicate Counterpart, was the 1st title I ever won.
[Crowd cheers]
Adrian: But, this just doesnt feel right wearing this belt tonight. I didnt earn it. I beat a guy that anyone on the roster couldve beaten last week. I just happened to be the guy handpicked to end his mockery of a reign!
See, this belt... (Adrian pats the Statewide Championship) I made this belt mean something again! I took this belt and made IT the star attraction around here, and I now I'm going to do so again with MY Australian Heavyweight Championship back where it righly belongs!
So tonight, in front of this crowd and the thousands across Australia watching, I'm going to PROVE I deserve this belt!
[Crowd cheers. Another "Ad-ri-an" chant starts.]
And whoever ends up with this... (Holding up the Statewide title) better do my legacy proud. You better hold this belt with the pride I instilled into it. Because if you dont, I'm gonna come down here and pimpslap some sense into you until you do. And that goes for ANYONE!
[More "Ad-ri-an" chants]
Adrian: And I can think of no other way to once again prove to the citizens of this great country that I deserve to be YOUR Champion, then by going one on one with your Hometown Hero Ruthless L Reeve!
[Large pop for the mention of the hometown hero]
Adrian: As I stated before, I want everything you've got big man! I dont want you holding back on me, I want every_damn_thing you can give. But I know you wont disappoint me. You've got too much on the line.
We both do. I just hope you realize what your getting into.
I wont lose this match... I cant! So, I'll see you soon Reeve.
Be ready.
["Real Solution #9 kicks back in and Adrian and Brandon slide out of the ring. They head into the crowd to continue celebrating for a bit as we fade back to Tucker and Fulton]
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Sep 24, 2004#4
[Scene returns to the Swat studio
Andrew Fulton - So what do we have next?
Jeremy Tucker - We Have Lonewolf Vs. Sly Fondell.
Andrew Fulton - Great, i have been waiting all night so far to watch Sly take out Lonewolf and continue his winning ways.
Jeremy Tucker - Sly is undefeated thus far in Swat, is that why you have jumped off of Lonewolf's band wagon and onto Sly's?
Andrew Fulton - You got it in one Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker - And i suppose that if Lonewolf were to turn it around and start getting back to what we all know he is capable of, that you would then switch back and jump onboard again?
Andrew Fulton - Absolutely. What you don't understand Jerry, is that i am the voice of the fans, we all know how fickle they can be, i have to lead them by example, and i have no qualms in switching my preference when ever it suits me best.
Jeremy Tucker - No qualms in switching your preference? I didn't know you got into that sort of stuff Andy?
Andrew Fulton - You wish Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker - Well, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where Sly had a few words for Lonewolf preceding there match up.
[Cut to Arena.]
[Shot of Lonewolf and Sly with his valet Jada next to him in the ring ..... Sly grabs the mic from ring announcer Frank Salazar.]
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived........Live and in the Flesh baby!!
[The crowd respond with a chorus of boo's and jeers except a small group of women who cheer wildly for Sly, they are holding signs which state "Sly kiss me goodnight!", "Fondell me!" " The Fondell Fan club" and " Dump Jada"]
Sly: Well it seems that some people here have a little class and taste, they know a true superstar when they see one"
[Sly points to the group of Women and blows them a kiss, they respond with screams of delight]
Sly: Tonight you all are gonna witness a wrestling lesson as I teach that little puppy dog the true meaning of dominance! This is the era of the Fondellsome one, it starts tonight and it will climax (Sly grins at the women's screams) when the Australian heavyweight title is around this gorgeous waist. You wanna talk about Icons? Well take a look right here
[Sly gestures to himself and raises his arms as Jada applauds him]
Sly: Hulk Hogan? Take a look at these pythons baby
[Sly does a double bicep pose, flexing his huge arms for the crowd to see]
Sly: I'm the man with the real 24 inch guns, Shawn Michaels?
[Sly rubs his handsome face]
Sly: I'm the Ace with the Face, the real Heartbreaker and the true showstopper, he's just a wannabee who lives in the past!
[The women cheer on Sly again only to be drowned out by the crowd]
Sly: You boo all you want you like, you know your looking at greatness, that's why you boo the Ace, so kiss my perfect tanned ass!
[The crowd give Sly a torrent of abuse]
Sly: So this goes out to all my fans, tonight you witness the beginning , it'll be the start of something this company will never forget and McNeely, this is gonna be one night you will never want to remember.
[Sly drops the mic and climbs the turnbuckle to pose as the crowd show their distaste... and Lonewolf charges Sly, sending him toppling over the ropes to the outside with a double ax handle.]
[Shot of Lonewolf going to the outside and rolling Sly back into the ring. ]
[Shot of Lonewolf trying to make his way into the ring, only to be cut off by Sly with some nice knees to the stomach of Lonewolf who was vulnerable entering the ring.]
[Shot of Sly delivering an overhead belly to belly on Lonewolf.
[Shot of Lonewolf in desperation nailing Sly with the Heart Punch and taking the wind out of him.]
[Shot of Fondell back up but Lonewolf catching him with a release German suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf going for the cover and only getting a 2 count.]
[Shot of Sly nipping up and turning Lonewolf around and starting to lay in the punches. Referee Pauly Cracker admonishing Sly for using a closed fist.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell with repeated clotheslines to Lonewolf.]
[Fondell goes for the cover only gets 2]
[Shot of Fondell looking like he is setting him up for something. As Lonewolf gets up Fondell applies a Standing Cobra clutch but turns it into a choke slam. The crowd gives a good holy shit chant. Sly Starts playing to the crowd, being very dismissive of them and there chants.]
[Shot of Fondell nailing Lonewolf with a Cobra Clutch suplex.]
[Shot of Fondell delivering The Fondell Plex: A slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex.]
[Shot of The Fondell Bomb: A shoulder drop jacknife powerbomb]
[Shot of The Heights of Passion: Top Rope Brainbuster from Fondell to Lonewolf.]
[Shot of Sly crushing Lonewolf with The Prom Night Promise: Spinning Tiger Driver.]
[Shot of Sly now signalling to the small group of women infatuated with him that its all over, and them jumping to there feet in joy as the rest of the Sydney Entertainment Centre jeer him.]
[Shot of Sly delivering the The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT and then covering Lonewolf for the three count.]
[Shot of Referee Pauly Cracker raising the arm of Sly as Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue hits and Jada enters the ring swooning over her man.]
[Back at the Swat studio's.]
Andrew Fulton - Now that was a match. Ups and Downs, Downs and ups now thats what I call prowrestling.
Jeremy Tucker - What are you talking about, Lonewolf slaughtered him.
Andrew Fulton - Exactly. (Fulton chuckles.)
Jeremy Tucker : None the less, a very impressive victory there to Sly Fondell, and he has won himself a title shot. On the other side, lets hope that Lonewolf can turn it around, your only as good as your last match as the saying goes, and one win is all it could take for him to turn around his fortunes here in SWAT. Folks, we'll be back with Dave Brickheart up against Mars to determine the statewide Championship right after this break.
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Sep 24, 2004#5
[Scene returns to the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back once again folks, earlier this evening both Mars and Dave Brickheart were victorious in there matches, now both men meet for the vacant Statewide Championship, lets head now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre for the highlights of this championship match.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see both Dave Brickheart and Mars in the ring ..... Dave offers Mars a handshake, and Mars gladly accepts, instantly going to work in a test of strength forcing the smaller Brickheart to the canvas.
[Shot of Mars picking up Brickheart and choke tossing him across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a short arm clothesline to Brickheart.]
[Shot of Brickheart delivering a knee buster to Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a face dropkick on Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart going for a cross body on the huge Mars, and Mars catching him and just rag dolling him.]
[Shot of Mars drilling Dave with a chokeslam and going for a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart's expression changing to one of a mad man, and him wailing away on Mars with some Miracle punches.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a reverse DDT, and then following it up with an elbow drop.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart executing a high angle neckbreaker, and then going for a hurracanrana, but Mars catching him and countering it, slamming Dave down hard to the mat with a devastating powerbomb.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a Slingshot Clothesline (Sends opponent into the ropes, then he goes into the opposite ropes to double the force of the move.)]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with a crunching Big boot.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with The Apocalypse (an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb) and covering him for a three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Mars and handing him the Statewide Championship as Unholy by Kiss blares through the arena.]
Scene switches back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A valiant effort there from Dave Brickheart, but the power and experience of the God of war proved too much for him on this occasion and Mars is once again the Statewide Champion.
Andrew Fulton : As well he should be, that title should now be called the Mars memorial Statewide championship he has held it for that long.
Jeremy Tucker : Coming up next we have the main event of the evening, Adrian Tanner Jr defending his Australian Heavyweight Championship against Ruthless L Reeve.
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Sep 24, 2004#6
[Scene comes back to the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, that about does us for tonight folks, we leave you now with our main event and feature match of the night. Adrian Tanner Jr defending his newly won Australian Heavyweight Championship against Ruthless L Reeve .... enjoy, and we'll see you back here at the Sydney entertainment Centre in two weeks time.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits, and the crowd goes wild as the Seven foot monster ruthless L Reeve makes his way down the rampway. He high fives the fans on the way down, then steps over the top rope and poses for the crowd, who give the local Australian hero a great reception.]
Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One soaking up the affection of his fellow countrymen, looks like they certainly will be behind him in this one.
Macca : You betcha mate.
Andrew Fulton : Like Adrian wants them behind him anyway, why would he, when he can have "me" cheering for him.
Jeremy Tucker : First of all, your meant to be a professional and a neutral observer, simply describing the action to the fans ....
Andrew Fulton : Yeah ... right, thats your job Jerry, me, i do what i like.
Jeremy Tucker : And secondly, by looks of what we saw from Adrian on Livewire, looks to me like he doesn't disdain these fans half as much as what you think.
Macca : He's right you know Andy, Tanner is a true man, and all he wants is to be a respected champion to these people mate.
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the Swatron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him.
The strobe light changes colours in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring,still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring.
Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA Tv Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and begins his pre-match routine while waiting for his opponent.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. INRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA AND COMING IN AT A WHOPPING 7 FT TALL AND 317 POUNDS, THE CHALLENGER AND LOCAL HERO ....... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!!!]
[Reeve poses once again for the crowd who go nuts.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPPONENT, HAILING FROM TUCSON AZ AND COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ...... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!!!]
A huge pop for the newly crowned champ as well, as he mounts the turnbuckle holding the title aloft for all to see. Referee Nick Tsalazidis takes the belt, raises it in the air, hands it to Frank Salazar and then signals for the bell.]
[Ding ..... ding .... ding.]
Jeremy Tucker : And we are under way folks.
[Both men go to hook up, but Adrian ducks under and nails Reeve with a nice right hand. Reeve shrugs it off and goes to hook up again, but once again, Adrian ducks under and nails Reeve with a nice shot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian using his quickness here early in the matchup.
Macca : He has to ... look at the size of Reeve, if he catches him mate, its all over.
[Again they go to hook up, and again Adrian ducks under Reeve, he goes for another shot, but Reeve was waiting for it, and Reeve grabs him, and tosses him into the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Adrian went to the well once to often, and big Reeve got a hold of him and tossed him to that turnbuckle like he was nothing.
[Reeve goes with a crunching blow to Tanner, but Adrian manages to slide under it, and Reeve slams his forearm into the turnbuckle.]
Macca : Tanner has come out here looking sharp tonight, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : He is lightning quick, and goes to work on Reeve with some hard chops, then flips Reeve over with a nice arm drag into an arm lock submission.
Macca : Reeve quickly getting back to his feet here, showing his power advantage, so Adrian releases the arm lock and plants Reeve flush in the face with a perfect drop kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve looks to be getting aggravated, and again quickly gets to his feet, using the ropes, but Tanner was waiting on him, and sends him toppling over the ropes to the outside with another drop kick. Awesome!
Macca : Adrian Tanner Jr is on fire tonight, mate.
[Adrian runs and bounces off the ropes, then springboards off the other ropes, flying towards Reeve with a Hurracanrana. Adrian then spins around for a spinning DDT while he has Reeve's head from the Hurracanrana.]
Jeremy Tucker : ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!! NO!!!!
[Reeve blocks the DDT, holding Adrian up there, then runs him full steam into the ring post.]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! The power of Reeve is incredible, he just crunched Adrian there!
Macca : Adrian was saying he wanted a fight from The Ruthless One, and it looks like he is getting it now.
[Adrian is lying motionless on the outside, and Reeve picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Reeve then methodically steps back in over the top rope, and picks Adrian up by the hair.]
Jeremy Tucker : Rikishi Driver!!! Ohhh my lord, just like that, Reeve hits Tanner with the Rikishi Driver.
Macca : The Ruthless One is all power, and he has Adrian just where he wants him, mate.
Andrew Fulton : He doesn't have a chance.
[Reeve again moving methodically picks up Adrian Tanner, and drills him with a Sambo Suplex, he follows that up with a release German suplex, and a reverse Death Valley Driver, then drops down for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....... 2 ........ (kickout by Tanner)
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian tanner was just one second away from losing the title there folks.
Macca : Adrian may of kicked out, but Reeve is in full control right now, Adrian started the match off on his terms, quick and fast, but now Reeve has slowed it right down to his pace, and i got to say, if he keeps this up for much longer, i don't think Adrian can absorb much more punishment at the rate Reeve is dishing it out mate.
[Ruthless L Reeve nails Adrian with a Booker T knee drop, then hoists him up and drills him with a devastating chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Chokeslam!!! This may be it right now. Reeve drops for another cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ..................... (kickout by Tanner.)
Macca : Crickey! So close mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve signals to the crowd that this is it, and that he is going to finish it off right here, and lifts Adrian up into the Gorilla press, he goes to spin him around and drop him into the diamond cutter, but Adrian keeps spinning and comes down with a crushing DDT, ramming Reeve's head into the mat.
Macca : Adrian sensed that he had to do something there, and he delivered, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : What a match.
Macca : A corker mate.
Andrew Fulton : You two make me sick.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve slowly getting to his feet after that DDT, and Adrian connects with a nice Swinging neckbreaker.
Macca : Adrian feeling it here mate, he holds the back of his neck in pain, then sucks it up and levels Reeve with a beautiful Superkick!
Jeremy Tucker : THE DAYTRIPPER! Adrian paying homage there to his older brother Bryant, and he falls ontop of Reeve with a cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .................. (Reeve kicks out.)
Macca : He ain't done yet mate.
[Both men get to the feet, and Adrian connects with a Enziguri right to the back of Reeves head, sending him to one knee. Adrian then runs up to the to rope, and flips over, executing a beautiful blockbuster.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian now waiting on big Reeve, he is just measuring him ..... REVOLVER!!!!
Macca : He nailed it! .... mate.
[Adrian covers Reeve once again.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ..................... 3!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He did it, Adrian Tanner retains the title in a hard fought battle with Ruthless L Reeve.
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis hands the title to Adrian Tanner Jr and raises his arm in victory. Tanner poses on the top rope with the belt for the fans, and then makes his way up the rampway high fiving the crowd.]
Voice Over from Jeremy Tucker back in the studio : The Ruthless One gallant in defeat, allowing Adrian his time to celebrate with the fans waitied till Adrian was out of the ring, he then acknowledged the fans who gave him a nice cheer for his efforts, and then .....
[Shot of Deja Vu slidding into the ring behind Ruthless L Reeve. He stands behind him ... measuring him with his bokken .... the cheers of the crowd fading to silence as they sit and wait for what they all know is coming.]
[CRACK!!!]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker continues : Deja Vu with a brutal attack from behind, the man is meant to be suspended, but he doesn't seem to care .... first apparently taking out our Commissioner earlier in the week, and now The Ruthless One here on No Mans Land.
[Shot of Deja Vu again smashing the Bokken into the head of Reeve, busting him open, then a third and a fourth shot, Deja Vu just wailing away with the Bokken like a mad man on the lifeless Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker : Deja Vu a man intent on taking out the whole roster of Swat ... one by one ....
[Deja Vu then moves to lock on the Bushido Breaker, he gets it on, and rips away at the now unconcious form of Ruthlee L Reeve ... when Soutter charges down to the ring accompanied by a team of security who drag Deja Vu off of Reeve.]
Soutter : Deja Vu ..... you have gone too far!
We suspended you for your little antics ... but it appears that that hasn't gotten through to you.
So ... consider your suspension over ....
YOUR FIRED!!!
[The crowd goes nuts, and Deja Vu lunges towards Soutter but cant get to him with all of the security holding him back as the scene fades to black.]
Jeremy Tucker : Howdy fans, and welcome to another edition of No Mans Land. Last week, we saw Adrian Tanner finally defeat Sam Piltdown, and capture the Australian Heavyweight Championship, this week, he defends his new crown against the Ruthless One, Ruthless L Reeve, and we have a mini tournament for his vacated Statewide championship.
Andrew Fulton : Thats not fair really, how come he has to vacate the Statewide title just because he won the Heavyweight belt?
Jeremy Tucker : I'm sure if it were up to you, he would have all the belts here at SWAT.
Andrew Fulton : He does doesn't he?
[Fulton chuckles.]
Jeremy Tucker : Yeah, well, also coming up tonight we have Sly Fondell meeting up with the dangerous Lonewolf McNeely, i wonder if Fondell will be able to keep his undefeated record in tact, or if Lonewolf will bounce back with what we all know he is capable of.
Andrew Fulton : I don't see Fondell losing around here ... ever. And why wasn't he included in this little tourney we got going for the Statewide title, i am sure he would of made a great Statewide champion.
Jeremy Tucker : Good question, who knows, perhaps the SWAT suits have bigger things planned for him.
Andrew Fulton : We can only hope ... Fondell vs Tanner .... now there's a match up i want to see.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, we could sit here and babble all hour long for you guys, but i'm sure that you all tuned into see some actual wrestling, so lets take you right now to the highlights of "Nasty" Ned Chambers up against Mars, with the winner going on later tonight to compete for the Statewide title don't forget.
The scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see Nasty Ned Chambers in the ring.
[The house lights dim as Unholy begins to play softly over the PA system. The volume keeps growing louder, until the lyrics begin.
[]
[[Chained slaves to their cages]]
[]
[[Im the cycle of pain]]
[[Of a thousand year old reign]]
The tron begins to show images of bloody battles that advance through several time periods.
Smoke and fog begin to billow from under the ramp.
A single red spotlight shines down through the fog to the top of the ramp.
Mars appears in the center of the light bathed in an eerie darkness.
[[Im suicide and salvation]]
[[The omen to nations]]
[[That you worship on all fours]]
[[Im the infection and famine]]
[[Thats knocking at your door]]
As the spotlight fades and the house lights come up the fog and smoke can be seen rolling towards the ring.
[[Thats why youre feeling so ]]
Mars steps down the ramp towards the ring. A chorus of boos and jeers begin. Mars threatens the fans as he walks towards the ring, which brings even more reactions from the fans.
[[Unholy]]
[[Oh. I was created by man, you know Im ]]
[[Unholy]]
[[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]]
Mars stops at ringside points to Ned and does a throat slashing gesture before climbing into the ring.]
[Shot of Ned charging Mars as he steps in over he top rope and wailing away with big rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars brushing off Ned's shots and forcing his way into the ring.]
[Shot of Mars and Ned face to face, and both men exchanging huge rights and lefts.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Ned with a short arm clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a big boot to Ned.]
[Sot of Ned nailing Mars with a Lou Thesz press.]
[Shot of Ned delivering a flap jack.]
[Shot of Mars sending Ned flying across the ring with a choke toss.]
[Shot of Mars squeezing the life out of Ned with a bear hug.]
[Shot of Mars rag dolling Nasty Ned Chambers.]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker : Ned trying with all he is worth here to keep up with Mars, but he is just out matched, and can't hold of the fury of the God of War known as Mars!
[Shot of Mars chokeslamming Nasty Ned Chambers.]
[Shot of Ned gallantly making it to his feet, and Mars crunching him with a devastating heart punch.]
[Shot of Mars nailing the The Apocalypse, an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb and covering Ned for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Ned as Unholy hits and Mars does the old motion at his waist signalling the belt is coming his way.]
[Scene switches back to the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Mars making short work of Nasty Ned Chambers there, and he must be the favourite to take out the Statewide title later this evening.
Andrew Fulton : (trying to sound intelligent with his play by play voice on) Well, i don't know about that Jerry, he has to meet the winner of Tyler or Brickheart, and either of them could well give him a run for his money.
Jeremy Tucker : Very true Andy.
Andrew Fulton : Come on Jerry .... who are we trying to kid, Mars has it in the bag.
Jeremy Tucker : On a sadder note, that there was the final match for Nasty Ned Chambers here at Swatland. Seems he is going to be taking a break from active competition in the ring for a while, but our hats are off to him ... a true warrior!
Andrew Fulton : Another one bites the dust, he should of hung around a couple months longer, and he might of got the belt by default, we are bringing a whole new meaning to "last man standing" around here these days.
Jeremy Tucker : Well, word is he will still be around backstage, helping out in a road agent role, lets wish him good luck with that, and hope that we one day see him in the ring again soon.
Andrew Fulton : Joy.
[Scene fades to a commercial.]
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[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks, coming next we have Tyler D meeting Dave Brickheart, with the winner going onto meet Mars for the Statewide Championship, lets go now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre for a look at the highlights of this one.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, both Dave Brickheart and Tyler D allready in the ring.
[Shot of Dave Brickheart offering a hand shake, and Tyler D mocking him.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering an arm drag.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a back heel kick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart executing a back suplex.]
[Shot of Tyler D executing a jumping sidekick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a spinning DDT followed by a falling headbutt.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a koppo kick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing a crossbody and a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Tyler D coming back with a fallaway slam.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a moonsault and a swanton bomb.]
[Shot of Mars watching on intently on the monitor from the back.]
[Shot of Tyler D delivering a superkick.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart landing a falling neckbreaker and then locking on a Mandible Claw.]
[Shot of Tyler breaking the Claw with a low blow, and ten taking Brickheart down with a DDT and a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing some Miracle punches.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart then delivering the Kingdom Come (A fameasser, but he pulls his opponent to the turnbuckle and he jumps off it onto the back of their head) and covering Tyler for the three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising Dave Brickheart's arm as "Straight Out Of Line" By Godsmack hits.]
Scene goes back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A big win there by Dave Brickheart, and he moves on to meet Mars later tonight for the Statewide Championship.
Andrew Fulton : Boy, there is the old good news / bad news senario if i ever heard it .... good news for Dave is he just beat Tyler, bad news, he has to now face Mars.
Jeremy Tucker : We'll be right back with that match and more in just a few moments after this next break.
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Sep 24, 2004#3
[We open up back at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, pyros explode from the stage and Brandon Fernandez stands in the middle of the ring, pimped out in black slacks, white collared shirt and a gold sports jacket.]
Brandon: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls children of all age... Degem....Oh wait. My bad. Let me start again.
[Brandon smirks and continues]
Brandon: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... Innovative Inc is proud to present to you, YOUR SWAT Australian Statewide and Heavyweight Champion of Australia.....
ADRIAAAAN TAAAAANNEEEERR JUUUNIIOOOOR!!!
[The lights in the arena fade to black as all eyes focus on the stage. A woman's voice starts to speak through the PA system.]
Yeah, I remember her saying:
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the canatron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and the NEEEW Champion of Australia, Adrian Tanner walks onto the stage, with one title on each shoulder. Adrian's pimped out as well, with a black sports coat on instead of a gold one.
Adrian walks to one side of the ring and hoists both titles into the air as the crowd in Sydney starts a loud "Ad-ri-an!" chant that rings through the arena. Adrian walks to the other side of the stage and does the same, and the crowd eats it up.
As the song keeps playing, Adrian walks down the aisle toward the ring, stopping to high five fans along the way. He finally gets to the ring, and steps up the stairs, stopping on the apron. He leans against the ropes and raises both tittles high into the air and the ringposts erupt in pyro. as streamers, baloons and confetti shower the arena from the cieling.
Adrian enters the ring, high fives Brandon and jumps on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans in attendance. Adrian finally jumps down and takes a mic from Ring Announcer Frank Salazar.]
Crowd: Ad-ri-an! Ad-ri-an! Ad-ri-an!"
[Adrian stands there, loving every minute of his celebration until the crowd finally starts to die down a bit.]
Adrian: Dont stop for me.
[The crowd cheers]
Adrian: Actually, I know they got more show to do, so we might as well get on with this. What's up Sydney?
[Cheap pop]
Adrian: The CHAAMP is HERE!
[Cheap John cena pop]
Adrian: Ok, ok really. (Adriam's smile beams) Australian. Heavyweight. Champion. Man, I missed hearing those words. (Adrian pats the Australian Heavyweight Title) This belt holds alot of weight for me, more than most others.
This belt, or atleast its Ring Syndicate Counterpart, was the 1st title I ever won.
[Crowd cheers]
Adrian: But, this just doesnt feel right wearing this belt tonight. I didnt earn it. I beat a guy that anyone on the roster couldve beaten last week. I just happened to be the guy handpicked to end his mockery of a reign!
See, this belt... (Adrian pats the Statewide Championship) I made this belt mean something again! I took this belt and made IT the star attraction around here, and I now I'm going to do so again with MY Australian Heavyweight Championship back where it righly belongs!
So tonight, in front of this crowd and the thousands across Australia watching, I'm going to PROVE I deserve this belt!
[Crowd cheers. Another "Ad-ri-an" chant starts.]
And whoever ends up with this... (Holding up the Statewide title) better do my legacy proud. You better hold this belt with the pride I instilled into it. Because if you dont, I'm gonna come down here and pimpslap some sense into you until you do. And that goes for ANYONE!
[More "Ad-ri-an" chants]
Adrian: And I can think of no other way to once again prove to the citizens of this great country that I deserve to be YOUR Champion, then by going one on one with your Hometown Hero Ruthless L Reeve!
[Large pop for the mention of the hometown hero]
Adrian: As I stated before, I want everything you've got big man! I dont want you holding back on me, I want every_damn_thing you can give. But I know you wont disappoint me. You've got too much on the line.
We both do. I just hope you realize what your getting into.
I wont lose this match... I cant! So, I'll see you soon Reeve.
Be ready.
["Real Solution #9 kicks back in and Adrian and Brandon slide out of the ring. They head into the crowd to continue celebrating for a bit as we fade back to Tucker and Fulton]
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Sep 24, 2004#4
[Scene returns to the Swat studio
Andrew Fulton - So what do we have next?
Jeremy Tucker - We Have Lonewolf Vs. Sly Fondell.
Andrew Fulton - Great, i have been waiting all night so far to watch Sly take out Lonewolf and continue his winning ways.
Jeremy Tucker - Sly is undefeated thus far in Swat, is that why you have jumped off of Lonewolf's band wagon and onto Sly's?
Andrew Fulton - You got it in one Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker - And i suppose that if Lonewolf were to turn it around and start getting back to what we all know he is capable of, that you would then switch back and jump onboard again?
Andrew Fulton - Absolutely. What you don't understand Jerry, is that i am the voice of the fans, we all know how fickle they can be, i have to lead them by example, and i have no qualms in switching my preference when ever it suits me best.
Jeremy Tucker - No qualms in switching your preference? I didn't know you got into that sort of stuff Andy?
Andrew Fulton - You wish Jerry.
Jeremy Tucker - Well, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where Sly had a few words for Lonewolf preceding there match up.
[Cut to Arena.]
[Shot of Lonewolf and Sly with his valet Jada next to him in the ring ..... Sly grabs the mic from ring announcer Frank Salazar.]
Sly: The Model of male perfection has arrived........Live and in the Flesh baby!!
[The crowd respond with a chorus of boo's and jeers except a small group of women who cheer wildly for Sly, they are holding signs which state "Sly kiss me goodnight!", "Fondell me!" " The Fondell Fan club" and " Dump Jada"]
Sly: Well it seems that some people here have a little class and taste, they know a true superstar when they see one"
[Sly points to the group of Women and blows them a kiss, they respond with screams of delight]
Sly: Tonight you all are gonna witness a wrestling lesson as I teach that little puppy dog the true meaning of dominance! This is the era of the Fondellsome one, it starts tonight and it will climax (Sly grins at the women's screams) when the Australian heavyweight title is around this gorgeous waist. You wanna talk about Icons? Well take a look right here
[Sly gestures to himself and raises his arms as Jada applauds him]
Sly: Hulk Hogan? Take a look at these pythons baby
[Sly does a double bicep pose, flexing his huge arms for the crowd to see]
Sly: I'm the man with the real 24 inch guns, Shawn Michaels?
[Sly rubs his handsome face]
Sly: I'm the Ace with the Face, the real Heartbreaker and the true showstopper, he's just a wannabee who lives in the past!
[The women cheer on Sly again only to be drowned out by the crowd]
Sly: You boo all you want you like, you know your looking at greatness, that's why you boo the Ace, so kiss my perfect tanned ass!
[The crowd give Sly a torrent of abuse]
Sly: So this goes out to all my fans, tonight you witness the beginning , it'll be the start of something this company will never forget and McNeely, this is gonna be one night you will never want to remember.
[Sly drops the mic and climbs the turnbuckle to pose as the crowd show their distaste... and Lonewolf charges Sly, sending him toppling over the ropes to the outside with a double ax handle.]
[Shot of Lonewolf going to the outside and rolling Sly back into the ring. ]
[Shot of Lonewolf trying to make his way into the ring, only to be cut off by Sly with some nice knees to the stomach of Lonewolf who was vulnerable entering the ring.]
[Shot of Sly delivering an overhead belly to belly on Lonewolf.
[Shot of Lonewolf in desperation nailing Sly with the Heart Punch and taking the wind out of him.]
[Shot of Fondell back up but Lonewolf catching him with a release German suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf going for the cover and only getting a 2 count.]
[Shot of Sly nipping up and turning Lonewolf around and starting to lay in the punches. Referee Pauly Cracker admonishing Sly for using a closed fist.]
[Shot of Sly Fondell with repeated clotheslines to Lonewolf.]
[Fondell goes for the cover only gets 2]
[Shot of Fondell looking like he is setting him up for something. As Lonewolf gets up Fondell applies a Standing Cobra clutch but turns it into a choke slam. The crowd gives a good holy shit chant. Sly Starts playing to the crowd, being very dismissive of them and there chants.]
[Shot of Fondell nailing Lonewolf with a Cobra Clutch suplex.]
[Shot of Fondell delivering The Fondell Plex: A slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex.]
[Shot of The Fondell Bomb: A shoulder drop jacknife powerbomb]
[Shot of The Heights of Passion: Top Rope Brainbuster from Fondell to Lonewolf.]
[Shot of Sly crushing Lonewolf with The Prom Night Promise: Spinning Tiger Driver.]
[Shot of Sly now signalling to the small group of women infatuated with him that its all over, and them jumping to there feet in joy as the rest of the Sydney Entertainment Centre jeer him.]
[Shot of Sly delivering the The Last Kiss Goodnite: A Cradle Dangerous DDT and then covering Lonewolf for the three count.]
[Shot of Referee Pauly Cracker raising the arm of Sly as Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue hits and Jada enters the ring swooning over her man.]
[Back at the Swat studio's.]
Andrew Fulton - Now that was a match. Ups and Downs, Downs and ups now thats what I call prowrestling.
Jeremy Tucker - What are you talking about, Lonewolf slaughtered him.
Andrew Fulton - Exactly. (Fulton chuckles.)
Jeremy Tucker : None the less, a very impressive victory there to Sly Fondell, and he has won himself a title shot. On the other side, lets hope that Lonewolf can turn it around, your only as good as your last match as the saying goes, and one win is all it could take for him to turn around his fortunes here in SWAT. Folks, we'll be back with Dave Brickheart up against Mars to determine the statewide Championship right after this break.
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Sep 24, 2004#5
[Scene returns to the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back once again folks, earlier this evening both Mars and Dave Brickheart were victorious in there matches, now both men meet for the vacant Statewide Championship, lets head now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre for the highlights of this championship match.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see both Dave Brickheart and Mars in the ring ..... Dave offers Mars a handshake, and Mars gladly accepts, instantly going to work in a test of strength forcing the smaller Brickheart to the canvas.
[Shot of Mars picking up Brickheart and choke tossing him across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a short arm clothesline to Brickheart.]
[Shot of Brickheart delivering a knee buster to Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a face dropkick on Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart going for a cross body on the huge Mars, and Mars catching him and just rag dolling him.]
[Shot of Mars drilling Dave with a chokeslam and going for a cover for a two count.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart's expression changing to one of a mad man, and him wailing away on Mars with some Miracle punches.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a reverse DDT, and then following it up with an elbow drop.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart executing a high angle neckbreaker, and then going for a hurracanrana, but Mars catching him and countering it, slamming Dave down hard to the mat with a devastating powerbomb.]
[Shot of Mars delivering a Slingshot Clothesline (Sends opponent into the ropes, then he goes into the opposite ropes to double the force of the move.)]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with a crunching Big boot.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with The Apocalypse (an Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb) and covering him for a three count.]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Mars and handing him the Statewide Championship as Unholy by Kiss blares through the arena.]
Scene switches back to the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : A valiant effort there from Dave Brickheart, but the power and experience of the God of war proved too much for him on this occasion and Mars is once again the Statewide Champion.
Andrew Fulton : As well he should be, that title should now be called the Mars memorial Statewide championship he has held it for that long.
Jeremy Tucker : Coming up next we have the main event of the evening, Adrian Tanner Jr defending his Australian Heavyweight Championship against Ruthless L Reeve.
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[Scene comes back to the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, that about does us for tonight folks, we leave you now with our main event and feature match of the night. Adrian Tanner Jr defending his newly won Australian Heavyweight Championship against Ruthless L Reeve .... enjoy, and we'll see you back here at the Sydney entertainment Centre in two weeks time.
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Hot to Death by Everlast hits, and the crowd goes wild as the Seven foot monster ruthless L Reeve makes his way down the rampway. He high fives the fans on the way down, then steps over the top rope and poses for the crowd, who give the local Australian hero a great reception.]
Jeremy Tucker : The Ruthless One soaking up the affection of his fellow countrymen, looks like they certainly will be behind him in this one.
Macca : You betcha mate.
Andrew Fulton : Like Adrian wants them behind him anyway, why would he, when he can have "me" cheering for him.
Jeremy Tucker : First of all, your meant to be a professional and a neutral observer, simply describing the action to the fans ....
Andrew Fulton : Yeah ... right, thats your job Jerry, me, i do what i like.
Jeremy Tucker : And secondly, by looks of what we saw from Adrian on Livewire, looks to me like he doesn't disdain these fans half as much as what you think.
Macca : He's right you know Andy, Tanner is a true man, and all he wants is to be a respected champion to these people mate.
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the Swatron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him.
The strobe light changes colours in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring,still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring.
Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA Tv Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and begins his pre-match routine while waiting for his opponent.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. INRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA AND COMING IN AT A WHOPPING 7 FT TALL AND 317 POUNDS, THE CHALLENGER AND LOCAL HERO ....... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!!!]
[Reeve poses once again for the crowd who go nuts.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPPONENT, HAILING FROM TUCSON AZ AND COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ...... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!!!]
A huge pop for the newly crowned champ as well, as he mounts the turnbuckle holding the title aloft for all to see. Referee Nick Tsalazidis takes the belt, raises it in the air, hands it to Frank Salazar and then signals for the bell.]
[Ding ..... ding .... ding.]
Jeremy Tucker : And we are under way folks.
[Both men go to hook up, but Adrian ducks under and nails Reeve with a nice right hand. Reeve shrugs it off and goes to hook up again, but once again, Adrian ducks under and nails Reeve with a nice shot.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian using his quickness here early in the matchup.
Macca : He has to ... look at the size of Reeve, if he catches him mate, its all over.
[Again they go to hook up, and again Adrian ducks under Reeve, he goes for another shot, but Reeve was waiting for it, and Reeve grabs him, and tosses him into the turnbuckle.]
Jeremy Tucker : Looks like Adrian went to the well once to often, and big Reeve got a hold of him and tossed him to that turnbuckle like he was nothing.
[Reeve goes with a crunching blow to Tanner, but Adrian manages to slide under it, and Reeve slams his forearm into the turnbuckle.]
Macca : Tanner has come out here looking sharp tonight, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : He is lightning quick, and goes to work on Reeve with some hard chops, then flips Reeve over with a nice arm drag into an arm lock submission.
Macca : Reeve quickly getting back to his feet here, showing his power advantage, so Adrian releases the arm lock and plants Reeve flush in the face with a perfect drop kick.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve looks to be getting aggravated, and again quickly gets to his feet, using the ropes, but Tanner was waiting on him, and sends him toppling over the ropes to the outside with another drop kick. Awesome!
Macca : Adrian Tanner Jr is on fire tonight, mate.
[Adrian runs and bounces off the ropes, then springboards off the other ropes, flying towards Reeve with a Hurracanrana. Adrian then spins around for a spinning DDT while he has Reeve's head from the Hurracanrana.]
Jeremy Tucker : ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!!! NO!!!!
[Reeve blocks the DDT, holding Adrian up there, then runs him full steam into the ring post.]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS! The power of Reeve is incredible, he just crunched Adrian there!
Macca : Adrian was saying he wanted a fight from The Ruthless One, and it looks like he is getting it now.
[Adrian is lying motionless on the outside, and Reeve picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Reeve then methodically steps back in over the top rope, and picks Adrian up by the hair.]
Jeremy Tucker : Rikishi Driver!!! Ohhh my lord, just like that, Reeve hits Tanner with the Rikishi Driver.
Macca : The Ruthless One is all power, and he has Adrian just where he wants him, mate.
Andrew Fulton : He doesn't have a chance.
[Reeve again moving methodically picks up Adrian Tanner, and drills him with a Sambo Suplex, he follows that up with a release German suplex, and a reverse Death Valley Driver, then drops down for a cover.]
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ....... 2 ........ (kickout by Tanner)
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian tanner was just one second away from losing the title there folks.
Macca : Adrian may of kicked out, but Reeve is in full control right now, Adrian started the match off on his terms, quick and fast, but now Reeve has slowed it right down to his pace, and i got to say, if he keeps this up for much longer, i don't think Adrian can absorb much more punishment at the rate Reeve is dishing it out mate.
[Ruthless L Reeve nails Adrian with a Booker T knee drop, then hoists him up and drills him with a devastating chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Chokeslam!!! This may be it right now. Reeve drops for another cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 ..................... (kickout by Tanner.)
Macca : Crickey! So close mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve signals to the crowd that this is it, and that he is going to finish it off right here, and lifts Adrian up into the Gorilla press, he goes to spin him around and drop him into the diamond cutter, but Adrian keeps spinning and comes down with a crushing DDT, ramming Reeve's head into the mat.
Macca : Adrian sensed that he had to do something there, and he delivered, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : What a match.
Macca : A corker mate.
Andrew Fulton : You two make me sick.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve slowly getting to his feet after that DDT, and Adrian connects with a nice Swinging neckbreaker.
Macca : Adrian feeling it here mate, he holds the back of his neck in pain, then sucks it up and levels Reeve with a beautiful Superkick!
Jeremy Tucker : THE DAYTRIPPER! Adrian paying homage there to his older brother Bryant, and he falls ontop of Reeve with a cover.
Referee Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ................. 2 .................. (Reeve kicks out.)
Macca : He ain't done yet mate.
[Both men get to the feet, and Adrian connects with a Enziguri right to the back of Reeves head, sending him to one knee. Adrian then runs up to the to rope, and flips over, executing a beautiful blockbuster.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian now waiting on big Reeve, he is just measuring him ..... REVOLVER!!!!
Macca : He nailed it! .... mate.
[Adrian covers Reeve once again.]
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 ............... 2 ..................... 3!!!!!!
Jeremy Tucker : He did it, Adrian Tanner retains the title in a hard fought battle with Ruthless L Reeve.
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and referee Nick Tsalazidis hands the title to Adrian Tanner Jr and raises his arm in victory. Tanner poses on the top rope with the belt for the fans, and then makes his way up the rampway high fiving the crowd.]
Voice Over from Jeremy Tucker back in the studio : The Ruthless One gallant in defeat, allowing Adrian his time to celebrate with the fans waitied till Adrian was out of the ring, he then acknowledged the fans who gave him a nice cheer for his efforts, and then .....
[Shot of Deja Vu slidding into the ring behind Ruthless L Reeve. He stands behind him ... measuring him with his bokken .... the cheers of the crowd fading to silence as they sit and wait for what they all know is coming.]
[CRACK!!!]
Voice over of Jeremy Tucker continues : Deja Vu with a brutal attack from behind, the man is meant to be suspended, but he doesn't seem to care .... first apparently taking out our Commissioner earlier in the week, and now The Ruthless One here on No Mans Land.
[Shot of Deja Vu again smashing the Bokken into the head of Reeve, busting him open, then a third and a fourth shot, Deja Vu just wailing away with the Bokken like a mad man on the lifeless Reeve.]
Jeremy Tucker : Deja Vu a man intent on taking out the whole roster of Swat ... one by one ....
[Deja Vu then moves to lock on the Bushido Breaker, he gets it on, and rips away at the now unconcious form of Ruthlee L Reeve ... when Soutter charges down to the ring accompanied by a team of security who drag Deja Vu off of Reeve.]
Soutter : Deja Vu ..... you have gone too far!
We suspended you for your little antics ... but it appears that that hasn't gotten through to you.
So ... consider your suspension over ....
YOUR FIRED!!!
[The crowd goes nuts, and Deja Vu lunges towards Soutter but cant get to him with all of the security holding him back as the scene fades to black.]
