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[The scene opens up to show Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton both seated in the Swat studio, both men wearing the new Swat swade sports jackets, and numerous computers and electronic equipment can be seen in the background behind them.]
Jeremy Tucker : Evening folks, and welcome to another episode of No Mans Land. I'm Jeremy tucker, and this right here is Andrew Fulton, and we'll be taking you through the highlights of this last weeks event, with our feature main event match also between Adrian Tanner Jr and Sly Fondell for the Australian Heavyweight Championship.
Andrew Fulton : Boy, did you see Fondell on Livewire, that has to be the single greatest thing i have ever seen here in Swat.
Jeremy Tucker : Which Livewire Andy, things have been picking up so much around here that we have had quite a few episodes of Livewire out this past fortnight.
Andrew Fulton : THE episode of Livewire Jerry. Tanner thought he was so great sitting there with Domino like he was on Oprah or something, and then wham, Fondell comes in from no where and ...... well, lets take a look at that again right now shall we ...
[Scene switches to the Livewire set
Adrian: Thanks, anytime.
[Domino looks at the camera, smiling warmly.]
DOM: ThatÂ’s our SWAT Heavyweight champion Adrian Tanner, folks!
[They each stand up. Tanner and Domino shake hands. However, a chair appears to be moving just on the left edge of the camera. As the camera moves left to pick up the action, a man in Armani shirt and tie, looking very GQ, is holding a chair over his head. It is Sly Fondell. At the last split second, Domino shrieks and Tanner reactively moves, but not quick enough to avoid a brutal chair shot over the head.]
DOM: What the hell? Fondell!! Get security in here. And an EMT!
[Scene switches back to the Swat studio's.]
Andrew Fulton : You know Jerry, i could watch that over and over and over again.
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow i think you may allready have, but tell me, where's all the hate coming from towards Adrian, i thought he was your boy?
Andrew Fulton : Jerry ... Jerry ... Jerry ... Jerry, i feel like i am on Seinfeld or something, but never think to presume who i support, or why for that matter. I never liked Tanner. Get with the times, he is old news, especially since he seems to be more concerned with the fans these days instead of taking care of business in the ring. Now when you talk taking care of business, your talking Sly Fondell baby!
Jeremy Tucker : I think i am going to be sick, but more on them later, we also have a few other matches in store for you folks tonight, with Mars putting the Statewide Championship on the line against Dave Brickheart, four newcomers to Swat, Bruno, Tony Thunder, Lordi and Fusion all meeting up in a fatal four way, Lonewolf and Tyler D will go at it one more time, and who knows who else is going to turn up here tonight.
Andrew Fulton : Yep fans, it sure was a big night for all involved at Swat, if things continue at this rate, we may even get that pay rise that was promised us a couple months ago.
Jeremy Tucker : That would be nice, lets take you right now folks to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where we pick up the action with Tyler D allready in the ring, awaiting his opponent, Lonewolf McNeely, who has been going through somewhat of a search for himself these past few weeks. Lonewolf took a good hard look at himself, and i am not sure he knew who was looking back .......
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Tyler D allready in the ring awaiting Lonewolf.
The lights go out, and pyro goes off as Lonewolf McNeely is called down to the ring. Several minutes go by, but there's no sign of Lonewolf.
{ Here's my keys
I want you to take them
I think im gonna need you, to get back home
Hold on to my hat, i dont want to loose it
I couldnt stand for something else to be gone
I'm sure you know the reason I'm here cryin
I think you'll understand why }
Lonewolf comes out to the ring wearing a wrinkled white tuxedo. With his hair pulled back, he carries his barbed wire bat in his left hand holding it tightly. Taking very slow steps towards the ring, Lonewolf stumbles and is slow to get up. As he stands, the camera gets a full shot of his face. Lonewolf's face is painted black and red with the upside down cross, just as Pagan used to wear.
{ Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me 'round her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinker }
Lonewolf stops in the center of the aisle and looks deeply into the crowd. Searching for
something or someone, he looks down at the ground and wipes his eyes and slams the
barbed wire bat onto the ground, and quickly snaps his head upwards, looking directly towards the ring.
{ I came here, to get you to help me
I need a friend, to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you would'nt mind at all
I know you know
I 'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow }
Lonewolf takes a few steps towards the ring, and uses the barbed wire to shred off his tux. Wearing the old leather shorts that say "Messiah" spelled with blood red letting, Lonewolf looks down at the ground once again, and this time sits right in front of the ringside steps with his head in his hands.
{ But Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me 'round her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinker }
The arena falls completely silent as the world watches Lonewolf snap before their very eyes. With tears rolling down his face, Lonewolf takes the barbed wire bat and drops it near the ring steps. Slowly to get to his feet, he uses every ounce of strength possible to step inside the ring.
{ We need to get
To where we can't think of her
So, tonight
We're the designated drinkers }
[Shot of Lonewolf as he enters the ring and hangs his head over the top rope and ignores the official as well as the fans as he anticipates the start of the match.]
[Shot of Tyler D instantly charging Lonewolf, who catches Tyler with a roundhouse kick.]
[Shot of Lonewolf grabbing Tyler around the waiste a biting him on the top of the head, then rocking him with a release German suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf jumping ontop of Tyler like an animal and biting him, this time on the nose, before ripping him up by the hair and delivering an exploder suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf running around the ring like a wildman, clawing at his own head, and then charging Tyler and blasting him with a the flesh cut (a shining wizard kick)]
[Shot of Lonewolf's face morphing out of its rage, and into an expression of confidence. Lonewolf prances around the ring, taunting the fans with his superiority, only to have Tyler charge him from behind and nail him with a cartwheel kick. Tyler then rolls Lonewolf up with a backward bridge, but only gets a one count before Lonewolf cockily shoves him off of him, and levels Tyler with a vicious upper cut palm strike, Lonewolf then plants Tyler with a spinning pump handle slam.]
[Shot of Lonewolf adjusting his gear, making himself look presentable, then cockily pick Tyler up and drill him with a running powerbomb.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf seems to be dominating Tyler here folks, although he sure does seem to be switching styles around a lot, this is a man who is indeed searching for his true self.
[Shot of Lonewolf again changing, this time into the manic depressive state that we saw when he entered the ring, a female voice can be heard of the P.A. saying that she could of loved Lonewolf, if it weren't because of Tyler D, and that it is all Tyler's fault. Tyler's eyes grow wide wondering what this is about, as Lonewolf lunges for Tyler, and levels him with a spinebuster, followed up by a spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf then locking on a chicken wing cross face, and turning it into a big German suplex, the Full Moon Fever.]
[Shot of Lonewolf mounting the rope. Tyler tries in vein to catch Lonewolf with his feet and bring him down from the top with a hurricanrana, but Lonewolf catches the legs of Tyler in a Boston crab like position, then turns it into a styles clash, delivered from the top rope to a big pop from the Sydney crowd. He calls that move the leader of the pac.]
[Shot of Lonewolf then lifting Tyler high overhead in a gorilla slam, before he spins Tyler around, catching him with a diamond cutter, the combination known as No human contact as Lonewolf covers Tyler for the 1 .... 2 ...... 3!!!]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the hand of Lonewolf McNeely as Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul hits and we fade to a commercial.]
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Oct 04, 2004#2
[Back in the Swat Studio's]
Jeremy Tucker : So .. that was a very impressive victory there for Lonewolf over Tyler D.
Andrew Fulton : Sure was Jerry, now lets go take a look at something even more impressive, our esteemed President, Domino!
[Fulton grunts in a disgusting fashion as we head back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Domino by Kiss hits, and Domino comes sauntering out to the rampway, looking as hot as only she can look in a skin tight leather one piece suit reminiscent of the catwomen, especially as she has her whip back, and lets it crack on the rampway, the men in the audience watching her make her way down the ramp with the gapping mouths wide open, practically drooling.]
DOM : Whats up Sydney?
[Nice cheap pop from the crowd.]
Ok, lets get right down to business. Things around here are really looking up, to the point, where it is my privilege, to announce to all of you out there, that in four weeks time .... we here at Swat, will be having our very first Pay Per View, right here at the Sydney Entertainment Centre!!!
[Another pop from the crowd, and Domino cracks the whip for emphasis on the PPV.]
This extravaganza will take place on Tuesday, the 2nd November, and will be called ..... "ERUPTION"
We know that over here in this sometimes strange country, that you actually have a national holiday on this Tuesday, for a horse race of all things. Well, i hope you all enjoy the race, i know i will, i have the cutest little hat, and and even littler skirt to wear for this national horse race known as the Melbourne Cup.
[Crowd pops for mention of a short dress.]
So ... enjoy the race, and enjoy your day off, and be sure to book our Pay Per View, "Eruption", before you put all them crazy bets on the race. That way, win or lose, you can always keep the party going, or use good old Swat to cheer you up after blowing the months mortgage on the punt.
[Crowd has a little chuckle as a man can be seen coming down the rampway with a huge bundle of roses covering his face. He also has a carry bag hanging from one hand, he makes his way into the ring, and approaches Domino who looks a bit concerned. The man hands the flowers towards Domino, who takes them hesitantly, trying to get a look at the man who is presenting them, who turns out to be a courier delivery man. He smiles at Domino warmly and also hands her the carry bag, which she opens up gushing to see some exquisite perfume.]
Domino : Why thank you young man, tell me, where did these come from?
Courier (stammering from nervousness in front of the crowd) : Ummm ... there is a card right here.
[The courier hands Domino the card and she reads it out loud.]
Domino : "I'm so close that I want to touch you, I need to feel you and I cannot help watching you"
[Domino looks around a little nervously, then confronts the courier.]
Domino : Who gave these to you? I demand to know, right now!
Courier (now very afraid as Domino is getting assertive, she drops the flowers on the floor, and brandishes the whip in front of him, which i guess some men would love, but this one doesn't seem to get into that, and stammers out) : I ..... I dont know maam. I just got the stuff from my boss and was told to deliver it here to you, at this specific time.
[The courier then quickly leaves the ring and high tails it up the rampway as Domino is left looking down at the gifts with a perplexed look on her face.]
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Oct 04, 2004#3
[Back in the Swat studio's.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up now for you we have the Swat debut of four new members. Thats right, four in one show, so what better way for them to make there debut then throwing them all in together in a fatal four way. We'll take you to the highlights of that match right now folks, enjoy.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see all four men, Tony Thunder, Fusion, Lordi and Bruno in the ring.]
[Shot of Fusion nailing Bruno with a spear, the Midrift.]
[Shot of The Extremist delivering a belly to belly suplex on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion catching The Extremist with a German suplex.]
[Shot of Bruno delivering a clothesline from hell on Fusion.]
[Shot of the Extremist high fiving Bruno and both of them clocking Lordi with simultaneous right hands.]
[Shot of Tony Thunder delivering a Tiger Bomb on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion catching Bruno with a backbreaker.]
[Shot of the Extremist tackling Fusion and both of them toppling over the top rope.]
[Shot of Bruno piledriving Lordi.]
[Shot of Bruno chokeslamming Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion and Tony Thunder duking it out on the outside.]
[Shot of Bruno delivering the Bruno buster (brainbuster) on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion rolling Tony into the ring and following him in.]
[Shot of Bruno cutting Fusion off with a kick to the cut and planting him with the Brunobomb, (powerbomb).]
[Shot of Lordi getting to his feet and Tony Thunder drilling him with a superkick, the Thunderstruck and covering him for the three count.]
[Shot of Bruno raising the arm of Tony Thunder as "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC rocks through the arena.]
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Oct 05, 2004#4
[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, a very promising beginning there for our new batch of recruits, hats off to them all.
Andrew Fulton : Was it? Sorry, i just had to duck out to the bathroom for a moment.
Jeremy Tucker : Get over yourself Fulton, these new guys have been like a breathe of fresh air around here, and i can't wait to watch there progress, now lets take you back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre. Hot to Death by Everlast hits, and the 7 foot tall Ruthless L Reeve power walks his way down the ramp to the ring, high fiving a few people, but seems more intent on getting to the ring.]
Ruthless L Reeve : DEJA VU!!!!
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND LETS FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
[Reeve starts pacing back and forth in the ring like a caged tiger for a few moments.]
Ruthless L Reeve : I know you are back there Deja Vu, and i could care less if you have been fired or not, get your yellow butt out here right now, and ......
[Reeve is cut off as Down with the Sickness hits, and not Deja Vu, but Commissioner Xanathos makes his way to the rampway, he pauses at the top, while everyone in the arena looks at him wondering what he is doing out here, and then quickly makes his way down to the ring.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Dracon ... i got no problem with you man, and in fact think your doing a great job as Commissioner around here, but unless you are out here to re-instate Deja Vu and book me in a match with him, then you may as well hightail it to the back, because i ain't leaving here till i get him.
Commissioner Xanathos : Reeve .... you know i cant do that. Deja Vu was fired last week, by your own father no less, and i must say, i fully agree with his decision to do so. We are well rid of that man, and have no place for the likes of him here on this show.
Ruthless L Reeve : I know damn well what happened last week KJ ..... but if he thinks he is going to get away with everything he has done here as easily as just being fired, i got news for him!!!
Commissioner Xanathos : I can see your very determined about this Reeve, but there is no way in good conscious that i can sanction any sort of match here between the two of you. Deja Vu no longer works for the company, and thats how its going to stay.
Ruthless L Reeve : Sanction the match? Is that all you are worried about? I don't care if you guys sanction it or not. We don't need you guys to sanction it and make it official. In fact, we don't even need any officials at all .... what do you say Deja Vu?
We can take it out the back to the car park after the show and ... better yet, after the show, we can set up a cage around the ring. You and me! Man against man, inside a steel cage. We don't need any Swat officials, we both get in the cage, first one out, through the door or over the top wins ... simple.
[The 'tron lights up with an explosion, and Deja Vu can be seen in the car park, standing ontop of a blue and white Falcon 500 Cobra with the number plate reading "REEVE", he is wearing his customary ninja outfit ... and is laughing.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Laugh it up all you can peanut! But when i am through with you ... you be laughing from the other side of your face!
[Deja Vu continues to laugh, mocking Reeve it seems.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Is that all you are going to do? Stand up there on my car like you have accomplished something and laugh? What do you say peanut? You and I ... after the show, right here in this ring surrounded by a steel cage?
Deja Vu : Reeve ..... Reeve ..... Reeve ...... Reeve ....
How did i know you were going to come out here tonight like the hot head you are and try and punk me out? Boy, you don't call the shots around here ... i do ... its best you remember that ... but i'll tell you what ... i'll play your little game ... whatever you want, you got it!
[There is another explosion and Deja Vu is gone from the car ... Reeve looks at Xanathos.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Thats it then, its official! Or not official, but its on none the less. Deja Vu and The Ruthless One, right here after the show in a steel cage, and as a wise man once said ... i like it like that!
[Reeve drops the mic and Hot to Death by Everlast hits as Reeve steps over the rope, leaving Xanathos in the ring with a look on his face like he has lost complete control.]
[Back in the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well how about that? Reeve and Deja Vu, in a steel cage no less. We'll don't worry about it being after the show folks, because even if its not sanctioned, we are going to make sure it goes to air, that much is certain ... we'll be right back after this break with the Statewide Championship on the line between Mars and Dave Brickheart.
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Oct 05, 2004#5
[Back in the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up now for you, we take you to the highlights of the Statewide Championship matchup between Mars and Dave Brickheart.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Mars and Dave Brickheart both in the ring.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart wailing away with a flurry of rights and lefts, which seem to have no effect on Mars, and he choke tosses Dave across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with a big boot, and then covering him with a foot on the chest for a one count only.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a crossbody taking the bigger Mars down.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a reverse DDT.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a face dropkick to Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a falling headbutt.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart going to the top and connecting with a Moonsault on Mars for only a two count, shot of Mars throwing Dave off of him halfway across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Brickheart with a heart punch.]
[Shot of Mars sending Brickheart to the ropes and bouncing off the opposite ones and drilling him with a slingshot clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars picking Brickheart up in a bear hug, then rag dolling him around the ring, then turning him over and planting him with the Apocalypse. (Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb) for the cover and three count.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Dave Brickheart giving it his all here in this contest, hitting the much larger Mars with everything he had, but Mars just proving to big and strong on this occasion.
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Mars as Unholy blares though the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Vulcan coming through the crowd, spinning Mars around to stare at him eye to eye, and then both off them exchanging a flurry of wild lefts and rights.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Yes folks, thats right, Vulcan making his long awaited return down under to Swat, and this time he didn't come alone.
[Shot of Mars and Vulcan both still exchanging lefts and rights, when another man, not seen before here in Swat enters the ring and charges Mars, blindsiding him.]
[Shot of Mars trying to hold his own against both Vulcan and the newcomer to Swat when Brickheart appears to snap and launches himself at all three of them.]
[Shot of all four men now brawling in the ring as security rushes the ring.]
[Shot of all four men, Brickheart, Mars, Vulcan and his friend taking out the security as they try to get to each other, the scene fading to a commercial as security somehow manage to work them out of the ring and up the ramp as they cop a severe hiding in the process.]
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Oct 05, 2004#6
[Back in the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well folks, its been quite a night so far, with us just seeing the return of Vulcan and his mysterious friend that they tell me is known as Seven, and now its time for our main event of the evening, Adrian Tanner Jr and Sly Fondell going at it for the Australian Heavyweight Title, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre and ring announcer Frank Salazar.
[Scene switches back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see Pyro's of Silver and Gold Blast from either side of the entrance and Sly arrogantly struts his way to the ring, smoothing his hair or preening himself. He is followed by Jada who is clapping her man on to success. Sly occasionally stops to mock an ugly or fat crowd member. Sly climbs the ring steps and steps through the middle ropes and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms outstretched to the sides, Jada sexily enters the ring and slowly remove Sly's robe. Sly then poses with a ' most muscular ' and blow a kiss to Jada.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST, IN THE RING AT PRESENT, HAILING FROM ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY, COMING IN AT 6'5 & 298 LBS, AND ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE LOVELY JADA (wolf whistles from the crowd) ....... THE ACE WITH THE FACE ... THE MODEL OF MALE PERFECTION ......... SLY FONDELL!!!
[Sly poses once again for the fans, who show there disdain for him with a chorus of boo's and jeers.]
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the tron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring,still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring. Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA TV Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and looks Sly in the eye as he is brushing the streamers off him in annoyance.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONET, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225 LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ..... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell, and Jada and Brandon both make there way to the outside.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : And we are under way folks. Tanner and Fondell both circle each other warily, Sly still with some streamers on him and he doesn't seem very happy about it, angrily brushing them off as he and Adrian circle each other.
Macca : I don't know Jerry, i am sure there are a few guys in the crowd who think Sly looks just great in streamers ... hey Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Sly would look great in anything he wore smart arse.
[They hook up and Sly overpowers Adrian, tossing him across the ring and posing cockily in front of him. Adrian rolls to his feet with a back flip and looks impressed with the strength of Sly.]
Jeremy Tucker : Fondell obviously with the strength advantage, but Adrian has shown time and time again that strength isn't the be all and end all, defeating many a man just as big and if not stronger then the ace with the face.
[They hook up again, and Adrian brings Sly over with a headlock takedown ... Fondell powers his way back to his feet and tosses Adrian into the ropes, and sends him down hard to the mat with a big hip toss.]
Macca : Adrian rolls to his feet again, and comes right at Sly with a hard chop, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Sly answers back with a big right hand that rocks Adrian.
[Tanner comes back with another chop, and then ducks the next right of Sly's and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker and Tanner then drops a knee into the back of Sly while he is still on the mat.]
Macca : Sly clutches his back in pain, and slams his hands into the mat in frustration, jumping to his feet only to meet the Daytripper. (a superkick right in the mush)
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible, Tanner hit that Daytripper right on the button, and Sly rolls out of the ring for a breather, signalling for a time out.
[Andrew Fulton tosses Jada a bottle of water, and she pours a bit on Sly, to try and cool him off, he snatches the bottle from her, gulps down a mouthful, and then tosses the bottle into the crowd, splashing a large section of the crowd as Adrian Tanner Jr takes off, springboarding over the top rope and landing on Sly for a hurracanrana, but Adrian keeps spinning and grabs Sly's head ramming it into the floor with a spinning DDT.]
Jeremy Tucker : ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Adrian Tanner with the Attitude adjustment!
[Holy SH!T chant from the crowd.]
[Tanner slowly makes his way to his feet, and is slapped right across the cheek by Jada. Tanner smiles, grabs her by the hair and plants her with a long kiss.]
Macca : Tanner with the lip lock on Jada, mate!
[Sly making his way to his feet grabs Tanner off of his girl by the hair and crunches Adrian's head into the steel steps. Sly then admonishes Jada for kissing Adrian and rolls Tanner into the ring, rolling in behind him.]
Andrew Fulton : Who does Tanner think he is to kiss another mans women, has he no morales?
Jeremy Tucker : Look who's talking.
[Sly grabs Tanner and plants him with a Tiger suplex, he follows that up with a crushing short arm clothesline that nearly takes Adrian's head off.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the boy Sly! You know, Brandon looks extremely concerned over there, do you think that may be because of the beating Sly is now putting on Tanner, or because Adrian kissed Jada?
[Sly with a overhead belly to belly suplex, and then a mighty Cobra Clutch chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly with the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ... (kickout by Adrian)
Macca : Ohhh come on mate, your not going to pin the heavyweight champ with a cover like that!
Jeremy Tucker : Too true Macca, Sly is so vain, i think he actually thought he had it won there.
[Sly Fondell picks up Tanner, holding him overhead with a vertical suplex, before dropping him forward and bouncing him off the ropes and drilling him with a slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : THE FONDELL PLEX!!! The Fondell Plex!!! Is that how it goes Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Toby?
Andrew Fulton : Toby ... Jerry, same difference.
[Sly steps over Adrian, and mounts the turnbuckle, posing to the crowd, while still admonishing Jada for the earlier kiss on Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian starting to get back to his feet, but Sly is completely oblivious to him, going ahead with his poses up there and taunts, this guy is too much!
[Tanner charges at the unsuspecting Sly, running up the ropes and planting him with a cracking Enziguri and Sly tumbles to the outside landing awkwardly on the floor.]
Macca : Sly may well be his own biggest enemy, mate.
[Tanner quick to stay on the offensive and he runs along the apron and launches, with a running shooting star press off the apron to the floor.]
Jeremy Tucker : He nailed it! Tanner now with Sly and this crowd right where he wants them.
[Tanner with an airplane spin into a neckbreaker right on the hard concrete floor, to a huge cheer from the crowd and then he rolls Sly into the ring, rolling in there behind him. Jada slides a chair towards Sly and then trips Adrian over from the outside as he is getting back to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the girl!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner jumps to his feet and starts yelling over the rope at Jada. Jada exaggeratedly rubs her lips, like she cant believe that he kissed her earlier.
[Sly slowly gets to his feet and picks up the chair as referee Nick Tsalazidis reaches through the ropes admonishing Jada letting her know that he is the referee and in charge out there. Sly reaches back with the chair and charges Adrian ..... who ducks just in time, boots Sly in the gut, and grabs the chair off of him.]
Macca : Adrian with the chair, mate!
[Sly looks terrified turning his back and protecting his face from the shot he knows is coming, as referee Nick Tsalazidis turns around and ....
CRACK!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : He nailed him! Tanner nailed Sly square on the top of the head with that chair shot, and referee Nick Tsalazidis immediately calls for the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Macca : Tsalazidis slides through the ropes, explaining his decision to ring announcer Frank Salazar.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, BY WAY OF DISQUALIFICATION ...... SLY FONDELL!!!
[Tsalazidis slides back into the ring and raises the arm of Sly, who goes to grab the belt from him, but he pulls the belt away from him and hands it over the top rope to Adrian who takes it, while still protesting about the DQ, Tsalazidis motioning to him by pointing to his eyes that he saw it, and the DQ stands.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! Sly just nailed Tsalazidis from behind with the chair, and he is out cold!
Macca : He doesn't look to happy Jerry, and tosses the chair into the ground with disgust.
Jeremy Tucker : He sure doesn't Macca. Sly Fondell remains undefeated here in Swat folks, but that looks of little comfort to him right now as Adrian heads to the back still the Australian Heavyweight Champion.
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[Back in the Swat studio's]
Jeremy Tucker : Well there you have it! What a night, we saw a lot of action here tonight, with Tanner and Mars both managing to hang onto there title's, although both Fondell and Brickheart must be in calculations for a rematch down the line, also we had Domino with the announcement of the Eruption ppv coming, not too mention her gifts, and we still aren't finished yet!
Andrew Fulton : Thats right Jerry! The Ruthless One might just of bitten off more then he can chew, as we are in store right now for an impromptu cage match between him and Deja Vu!
Jeremy Tucker : We take you to this matchup right now, and remember folks, Deja Vu no longer works with the company, so this is an unsanctioned matchup.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see a steel cage set up around the ring. Hot to Death hits, and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way down to the ring, he slaps hands with the fans, and seems a bit more relaxed then earlier in the night. He steps into the cage, and shakes one of the walls back and forth testing out the cage.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS NOT SANCTIONED BY SWAT, AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS OVER THE CAGE, OR THROUGH THE DOOR. INTRODUCING FIRST, STANDING IN THE RING AT AN IMPRESSIVE SEVEN FOOT TALL AND 317 POUNDS, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA ... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!!
[Huge pop from the Sydney crowd.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT
[There is a big explosion on the entrance and "Freur Frei" by Rammstein rocks the arena, while a pitch black artistic sun circles in the AussieTron with fire on the background. Flames burst everywhere and Deja Vu walks out with the kendo stick and ninja clothes.]
Frank Salazar : MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, COMING IN AT 6'4 AND 250 POUNDS AND HAILING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN ....... DEJA VU!!!!!
[Deja Vu moves towards the cage, but Reeve wont let him in, every time Deja Vu moves to enter the cage door, Reeve cuts him off.]
Jeremy Tucker : Some mind games going into this one right from the get go guys.
Macca : Yep, both men toying with the other here mate.
[Deja Vu having had enough off Reeve's games opens the door again, and as Reeve goes to kick him, Deja Vu cracks him on the shin with the kendo stick he brought down with him and slids into the ring under the rope, tripping Reeve in the process with the Kendo Stick in a leg sweep type fashion.]
Andrew Fulton : Now thats what you call making an entrance.
Jeremy Tucker : No one can deny the skills of Deja Vu, its only the way he carries himself that .....
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Deja Vu wasting no time after making his entry, just pulling back and walloping Reeve over the head with that Kendo stick ... should he even have that in there with him?
Andrew Fulton : Why don't you get the ref to DQ him Jerry? .... Whoops sorry, i forgot that these pussies here at Swat wouldn't sanction the bout, so i guess he can take anything in there he likes.
Macca : Sometimes you can be a real wanker Fulton, you know that!
[Fulton is a wanker chant starts in the crowd as Deja Vu wallops Reeve again with the Kendo stick, and then rests his head up against the cage wall, and crunches him with a devastating blow from the Kendo stick.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is just brutal, and could be the quickest cage match i have ever witnessed.
[Deja Vu climbs up the ropes above Reeve, mockingly kicking him with more of a toe poke, and then continues to climb all the way to the top of the cage, posing at the top raising the Kendo stick in the air, as the crowd chant changes from Fulton is a wanker to Deja Vu is a wanker.]
Andrew Fulton : Is that all these clowns can chant? I mean, i know there is nothing else to do in this godforsaken country, but please.
Macca : We call it as we see it Andy, and between you and Deja Vu, i couldn't of put it better myself.
Jeremy Tucker : Actually, you did put it Macca.
[Jerry and Macca have a chuckle as Reeve starts using the ropes to get to his feet, he is busted wide open from the Kendo stick and bleeding profusely. Deja Vu is oblivious to Reeve getting to his feet, taunting the crowd with the Kendo stick in a world of his own, and Reeve begins shaking his head in furious anger.]
Andrew Fulton : Well now i have seen it all! Ruthless L Reeve is actually "Hulking up"!
Jeremy Tucker : I belive your right Fulton, although the technical term may be getting his second wind.
[Reeve continues to "Hulk up", staring up at Deja Vu with venom in his eyes. He reaches up, standing on the bottom rope, and grabs a hold of Deja Vu and flings from the top of the cage half way across the ring, Deja Vu landing with a sickening bump to a huge pop.]
Macca : Thats it mate! Give it to him Reeve!
Andrew Fulton : Excuse me Macca, but i am the only commentator allowed to blatantly cheer around here ... (cupping his hands and yelling) "LOOK OUT DEJA VU, HE HAS THE KENDO STICK!!!"
[Its true, Ruthless L Reeve has picked up the Kendo stick that Deja Vu bought into the ring with him and is now measuring him with it.]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : And payback is a bitch! Ruthless L Reeve leveling Deja Vu there with a receipt for them earlier shots.
[Reeve measures Deja Vu again, Deja Vu slowly tries to get to his feet]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve again, he is swinging that Kendo stick like he wants to actually take his head off with it.
[Deja Vu drops in a heap to the mat, and Reeve holds the stick up high now to a huge pop.]
Macca : The Ruthless One with that worm Deja Vu right where he wants him mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve has been waiting to get his hands on Deja Vu for the longest time, and now he is going to enjoy every second of it.
[Reeve methodically picks Deja Vu up overhead and press's him over his head, one ... two .... three times, then runs him head first into the cage wall.]
Macca : Reeve is as strong as anyone in this fed mate.
[Ruthless L Reeve grabs Deja Vu by the back of his Ninja Hood and rams his head into the cage wall as the crowd count along with him.]
Crowd : ONE ... TWO ... THREE ... FOUR ... FIVE .... SIX .... SEVEN .... EIGHT ... NINE .... TEN!!!
Andrew Fulton : They can count, i don't belive it!
[Reeve picks up Deja Vu and snake eyes him into the steel cage instead of the turnbuckle, then stands on the second rope holding the cage.]
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Crowd :oi Oi Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Crowd : Oi Oi Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE!!
Crowd : Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE!
[Deja Vu crunches Reeve with a huge low blow, sending him toppling off the second rope to the mat.]
Crowd : OHHHH!
Andrew Fulton : That sure did shut them up. What was Reeve thinking, the guy is meant to be wrestling a cage match with the deadliest man to step foot in a Swat ring, and instead thinks he is heading up a cheer squad at a local footy game!
[Deja Vu picks up the Kendo stick again and
CRACK! wallops Ruthless L Reeve with it upside his head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve struggle's to his feet, refusing to give up, but Deja Vu catches him in a Russian legsweep, using the Kendo stick on the neck of Reeve!
Macca : Deja Vu runs towards the cage, plants the Kendo stick into the mat, and holds onto it and actually runs up the wall of the cage, flipping over with an amazing moonsault matrix style onto Reeve!
Andrew Fulton : Now there is one for the highlight reel folks!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve again slowly gets to his feet and Deja Vu, who was measuring him delivers a 360 tornado Deja Vu DDT.
[Deja Vu now drags the near dead weight of Reeve to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : CHECKMATE!!! Deja Vu with the Checkmate, and this one is all over!
[Deja Vu hovers over the out of it Reeve for a moment or two, then heads over to the cage door, opens it up and casually steps out to the floor. "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits and Deja Vu bends down under the ring, coming out with a padlock and chain in his hands, he snatches the mic from Frank Salazar and heads back into the ring.]
Macca : I don't like the look of this mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Neither do i Macca, neither do i.
[Deja Vu wraps the chain around his fist, then places the padlock on his knuckles and starts wailing away on the allready out of it Reeve, the crowd start to get real rowdy, and Deja Vu eggs them on, taunting them, and then moves over to the door of the cage and locks it with the chain and padlock.]
Jeremy Tucker : This does not bode well for Reeve at all, and this is the exact reason right here that Deja Vu was allready fired from this company.
[Deja Vu moves over to Reeve, grabs the long leg of the Ruthless One, and places the Kendo stick inbetween his arms and Reeve's leg, wrapping them around and holding the mic up in the process.]
Deja Vu : CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!
SOUTTER!!! NOW ITS YOUR TURN!
THIS PEANUT HERE CALLED ME OUT EARLIER TONIGHT, AND LOOK AT HIM NOW.
NOW I AM CALLING YOU OUT. IF HE MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU WILL COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND MEET YOUR DESTINY!
[Soutter walks out from the curtain, no music or flash, he has a very worried look on his face, and jogs down to the ring, standing face to face with Deja Vu, the cage inbetween them keeping him out.]
Deja Vu (practically shrieking now in his rage) : LOOK AT YOU NOW FAT BOY. LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!
NONE OF THIS HAD TO HAPPEN YOU KNOW. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS AGREE TO WRESTLE ME, BUT NO, YOU ARE TO BIG A HOT SHOT TO WRESTLE THE "TALENT". WELL, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE MR CENTRE OF ATTENTION. ONE LAST CHANCE TO AGREE TO FACE ME. DOMINO JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR LITTLE PAY PER VIEW, HOW ABOUT YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE DANCE THERE AND GIVE THE PEOPLE THERE MONEY'S WORTH?
[Soutter stares at Deja Vu blankly, grabbing hold of the cage and shaking it violently back and forth. Deja Vu tightens his hold on Reeve's leg.]
Deja Vu : I WONT ASK YOU AGAIN PAL. YOU GIVE ME MY MATCH RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL END HIS CAREER JUST LIKE ALL OF THE OTHERS.
[Soutter moves over to the commentary table and grabs a mic.]
Soutter : Ok ..... if you want the match that bad ... you got it ..... now ... let him go ... you got what you want, the match is on, you and me at Eruption, now please ... just let him go.
Deja Vu : I DONT THINK SO!!!
[CRACK!!! and thats not the crack of a steel chair or a kendo stick across the head, that was the sound of Ruthless L Reeve's leg snapping in half right before our very eyes.]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS!
[Reeve squeals out in agony and Soutter grabs hold of the cage trying to force his way in there as the scene fades with Deja Vu laughing maniacally.]
Jeremy Tucker : Evening folks, and welcome to another episode of No Mans Land. I'm Jeremy tucker, and this right here is Andrew Fulton, and we'll be taking you through the highlights of this last weeks event, with our feature main event match also between Adrian Tanner Jr and Sly Fondell for the Australian Heavyweight Championship.
Andrew Fulton : Boy, did you see Fondell on Livewire, that has to be the single greatest thing i have ever seen here in Swat.
Jeremy Tucker : Which Livewire Andy, things have been picking up so much around here that we have had quite a few episodes of Livewire out this past fortnight.
Andrew Fulton : THE episode of Livewire Jerry. Tanner thought he was so great sitting there with Domino like he was on Oprah or something, and then wham, Fondell comes in from no where and ...... well, lets take a look at that again right now shall we ...
[Scene switches to the Livewire set
Adrian: Thanks, anytime.
[Domino looks at the camera, smiling warmly.]
DOM: ThatÂ’s our SWAT Heavyweight champion Adrian Tanner, folks!
[They each stand up. Tanner and Domino shake hands. However, a chair appears to be moving just on the left edge of the camera. As the camera moves left to pick up the action, a man in Armani shirt and tie, looking very GQ, is holding a chair over his head. It is Sly Fondell. At the last split second, Domino shrieks and Tanner reactively moves, but not quick enough to avoid a brutal chair shot over the head.]
DOM: What the hell? Fondell!! Get security in here. And an EMT!
[Scene switches back to the Swat studio's.]
Andrew Fulton : You know Jerry, i could watch that over and over and over again.
Jeremy Tucker : Somehow i think you may allready have, but tell me, where's all the hate coming from towards Adrian, i thought he was your boy?
Andrew Fulton : Jerry ... Jerry ... Jerry ... Jerry, i feel like i am on Seinfeld or something, but never think to presume who i support, or why for that matter. I never liked Tanner. Get with the times, he is old news, especially since he seems to be more concerned with the fans these days instead of taking care of business in the ring. Now when you talk taking care of business, your talking Sly Fondell baby!
Jeremy Tucker : I think i am going to be sick, but more on them later, we also have a few other matches in store for you folks tonight, with Mars putting the Statewide Championship on the line against Dave Brickheart, four newcomers to Swat, Bruno, Tony Thunder, Lordi and Fusion all meeting up in a fatal four way, Lonewolf and Tyler D will go at it one more time, and who knows who else is going to turn up here tonight.
Andrew Fulton : Yep fans, it sure was a big night for all involved at Swat, if things continue at this rate, we may even get that pay rise that was promised us a couple months ago.
Jeremy Tucker : That would be nice, lets take you right now folks to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, where we pick up the action with Tyler D allready in the ring, awaiting his opponent, Lonewolf McNeely, who has been going through somewhat of a search for himself these past few weeks. Lonewolf took a good hard look at himself, and i am not sure he knew who was looking back .......
Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Tyler D allready in the ring awaiting Lonewolf.
The lights go out, and pyro goes off as Lonewolf McNeely is called down to the ring. Several minutes go by, but there's no sign of Lonewolf.
{ Here's my keys
I want you to take them
I think im gonna need you, to get back home
Hold on to my hat, i dont want to loose it
I couldnt stand for something else to be gone
I'm sure you know the reason I'm here cryin
I think you'll understand why }
Lonewolf comes out to the ring wearing a wrinkled white tuxedo. With his hair pulled back, he carries his barbed wire bat in his left hand holding it tightly. Taking very slow steps towards the ring, Lonewolf stumbles and is slow to get up. As he stands, the camera gets a full shot of his face. Lonewolf's face is painted black and red with the upside down cross, just as Pagan used to wear.
{ Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me 'round her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinker }
Lonewolf stops in the center of the aisle and looks deeply into the crowd. Searching for
something or someone, he looks down at the ground and wipes his eyes and slams the
barbed wire bat onto the ground, and quickly snaps his head upwards, looking directly towards the ring.
{ I came here, to get you to help me
I need a friend, to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you would'nt mind at all
I know you know
I 'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow }
Lonewolf takes a few steps towards the ring, and uses the barbed wire to shred off his tux. Wearing the old leather shorts that say "Messiah" spelled with blood red letting, Lonewolf looks down at the ground once again, and this time sits right in front of the ringside steps with his head in his hands.
{ But Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me 'round her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinker }
The arena falls completely silent as the world watches Lonewolf snap before their very eyes. With tears rolling down his face, Lonewolf takes the barbed wire bat and drops it near the ring steps. Slowly to get to his feet, he uses every ounce of strength possible to step inside the ring.
{ We need to get
To where we can't think of her
So, tonight
We're the designated drinkers }
[Shot of Lonewolf as he enters the ring and hangs his head over the top rope and ignores the official as well as the fans as he anticipates the start of the match.]
[Shot of Tyler D instantly charging Lonewolf, who catches Tyler with a roundhouse kick.]
[Shot of Lonewolf grabbing Tyler around the waiste a biting him on the top of the head, then rocking him with a release German suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf jumping ontop of Tyler like an animal and biting him, this time on the nose, before ripping him up by the hair and delivering an exploder suplex.]
[Shot of Lonewolf running around the ring like a wildman, clawing at his own head, and then charging Tyler and blasting him with a the flesh cut (a shining wizard kick)]
[Shot of Lonewolf's face morphing out of its rage, and into an expression of confidence. Lonewolf prances around the ring, taunting the fans with his superiority, only to have Tyler charge him from behind and nail him with a cartwheel kick. Tyler then rolls Lonewolf up with a backward bridge, but only gets a one count before Lonewolf cockily shoves him off of him, and levels Tyler with a vicious upper cut palm strike, Lonewolf then plants Tyler with a spinning pump handle slam.]
[Shot of Lonewolf adjusting his gear, making himself look presentable, then cockily pick Tyler up and drill him with a running powerbomb.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Lonewolf seems to be dominating Tyler here folks, although he sure does seem to be switching styles around a lot, this is a man who is indeed searching for his true self.
[Shot of Lonewolf again changing, this time into the manic depressive state that we saw when he entered the ring, a female voice can be heard of the P.A. saying that she could of loved Lonewolf, if it weren't because of Tyler D, and that it is all Tyler's fault. Tyler's eyes grow wide wondering what this is about, as Lonewolf lunges for Tyler, and levels him with a spinebuster, followed up by a spinning discuss punch.]
[Shot of Lonewolf then locking on a chicken wing cross face, and turning it into a big German suplex, the Full Moon Fever.]
[Shot of Lonewolf mounting the rope. Tyler tries in vein to catch Lonewolf with his feet and bring him down from the top with a hurricanrana, but Lonewolf catches the legs of Tyler in a Boston crab like position, then turns it into a styles clash, delivered from the top rope to a big pop from the Sydney crowd. He calls that move the leader of the pac.]
[Shot of Lonewolf then lifting Tyler high overhead in a gorilla slam, before he spins Tyler around, catching him with a diamond cutter, the combination known as No human contact as Lonewolf covers Tyler for the 1 .... 2 ...... 3!!!]
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the hand of Lonewolf McNeely as Bottem of a bottle - Smile Empty Soul hits and we fade to a commercial.]
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[Back in the Swat Studio's]
Jeremy Tucker : So .. that was a very impressive victory there for Lonewolf over Tyler D.
Andrew Fulton : Sure was Jerry, now lets go take a look at something even more impressive, our esteemed President, Domino!
[Fulton grunts in a disgusting fashion as we head back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Domino by Kiss hits, and Domino comes sauntering out to the rampway, looking as hot as only she can look in a skin tight leather one piece suit reminiscent of the catwomen, especially as she has her whip back, and lets it crack on the rampway, the men in the audience watching her make her way down the ramp with the gapping mouths wide open, practically drooling.]
DOM : Whats up Sydney?
[Nice cheap pop from the crowd.]
Ok, lets get right down to business. Things around here are really looking up, to the point, where it is my privilege, to announce to all of you out there, that in four weeks time .... we here at Swat, will be having our very first Pay Per View, right here at the Sydney Entertainment Centre!!!
[Another pop from the crowd, and Domino cracks the whip for emphasis on the PPV.]
This extravaganza will take place on Tuesday, the 2nd November, and will be called ..... "ERUPTION"
We know that over here in this sometimes strange country, that you actually have a national holiday on this Tuesday, for a horse race of all things. Well, i hope you all enjoy the race, i know i will, i have the cutest little hat, and and even littler skirt to wear for this national horse race known as the Melbourne Cup.
[Crowd pops for mention of a short dress.]
So ... enjoy the race, and enjoy your day off, and be sure to book our Pay Per View, "Eruption", before you put all them crazy bets on the race. That way, win or lose, you can always keep the party going, or use good old Swat to cheer you up after blowing the months mortgage on the punt.
[Crowd has a little chuckle as a man can be seen coming down the rampway with a huge bundle of roses covering his face. He also has a carry bag hanging from one hand, he makes his way into the ring, and approaches Domino who looks a bit concerned. The man hands the flowers towards Domino, who takes them hesitantly, trying to get a look at the man who is presenting them, who turns out to be a courier delivery man. He smiles at Domino warmly and also hands her the carry bag, which she opens up gushing to see some exquisite perfume.]
Domino : Why thank you young man, tell me, where did these come from?
Courier (stammering from nervousness in front of the crowd) : Ummm ... there is a card right here.
[The courier hands Domino the card and she reads it out loud.]
Domino : "I'm so close that I want to touch you, I need to feel you and I cannot help watching you"
[Domino looks around a little nervously, then confronts the courier.]
Domino : Who gave these to you? I demand to know, right now!
Courier (now very afraid as Domino is getting assertive, she drops the flowers on the floor, and brandishes the whip in front of him, which i guess some men would love, but this one doesn't seem to get into that, and stammers out) : I ..... I dont know maam. I just got the stuff from my boss and was told to deliver it here to you, at this specific time.
[The courier then quickly leaves the ring and high tails it up the rampway as Domino is left looking down at the gifts with a perplexed look on her face.]
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[Back in the Swat studio's.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up now for you we have the Swat debut of four new members. Thats right, four in one show, so what better way for them to make there debut then throwing them all in together in a fatal four way. We'll take you to the highlights of that match right now folks, enjoy.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see all four men, Tony Thunder, Fusion, Lordi and Bruno in the ring.]
[Shot of Fusion nailing Bruno with a spear, the Midrift.]
[Shot of The Extremist delivering a belly to belly suplex on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion catching The Extremist with a German suplex.]
[Shot of Bruno delivering a clothesline from hell on Fusion.]
[Shot of the Extremist high fiving Bruno and both of them clocking Lordi with simultaneous right hands.]
[Shot of Tony Thunder delivering a Tiger Bomb on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion catching Bruno with a backbreaker.]
[Shot of the Extremist tackling Fusion and both of them toppling over the top rope.]
[Shot of Bruno piledriving Lordi.]
[Shot of Bruno chokeslamming Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion and Tony Thunder duking it out on the outside.]
[Shot of Bruno delivering the Bruno buster (brainbuster) on Lordi.]
[Shot of Fusion rolling Tony into the ring and following him in.]
[Shot of Bruno cutting Fusion off with a kick to the cut and planting him with the Brunobomb, (powerbomb).]
[Shot of Lordi getting to his feet and Tony Thunder drilling him with a superkick, the Thunderstruck and covering him for the three count.]
[Shot of Bruno raising the arm of Tony Thunder as "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC rocks through the arena.]
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[Back in the Swat studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well, a very promising beginning there for our new batch of recruits, hats off to them all.
Andrew Fulton : Was it? Sorry, i just had to duck out to the bathroom for a moment.
Jeremy Tucker : Get over yourself Fulton, these new guys have been like a breathe of fresh air around here, and i can't wait to watch there progress, now lets take you back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre. Hot to Death by Everlast hits, and the 7 foot tall Ruthless L Reeve power walks his way down the ramp to the ring, high fiving a few people, but seems more intent on getting to the ring.]
Ruthless L Reeve : DEJA VU!!!!
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND LETS FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
[Reeve starts pacing back and forth in the ring like a caged tiger for a few moments.]
Ruthless L Reeve : I know you are back there Deja Vu, and i could care less if you have been fired or not, get your yellow butt out here right now, and ......
[Reeve is cut off as Down with the Sickness hits, and not Deja Vu, but Commissioner Xanathos makes his way to the rampway, he pauses at the top, while everyone in the arena looks at him wondering what he is doing out here, and then quickly makes his way down to the ring.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Dracon ... i got no problem with you man, and in fact think your doing a great job as Commissioner around here, but unless you are out here to re-instate Deja Vu and book me in a match with him, then you may as well hightail it to the back, because i ain't leaving here till i get him.
Commissioner Xanathos : Reeve .... you know i cant do that. Deja Vu was fired last week, by your own father no less, and i must say, i fully agree with his decision to do so. We are well rid of that man, and have no place for the likes of him here on this show.
Ruthless L Reeve : I know damn well what happened last week KJ ..... but if he thinks he is going to get away with everything he has done here as easily as just being fired, i got news for him!!!
Commissioner Xanathos : I can see your very determined about this Reeve, but there is no way in good conscious that i can sanction any sort of match here between the two of you. Deja Vu no longer works for the company, and thats how its going to stay.
Ruthless L Reeve : Sanction the match? Is that all you are worried about? I don't care if you guys sanction it or not. We don't need you guys to sanction it and make it official. In fact, we don't even need any officials at all .... what do you say Deja Vu?
We can take it out the back to the car park after the show and ... better yet, after the show, we can set up a cage around the ring. You and me! Man against man, inside a steel cage. We don't need any Swat officials, we both get in the cage, first one out, through the door or over the top wins ... simple.
[The 'tron lights up with an explosion, and Deja Vu can be seen in the car park, standing ontop of a blue and white Falcon 500 Cobra with the number plate reading "REEVE", he is wearing his customary ninja outfit ... and is laughing.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Laugh it up all you can peanut! But when i am through with you ... you be laughing from the other side of your face!
[Deja Vu continues to laugh, mocking Reeve it seems.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Is that all you are going to do? Stand up there on my car like you have accomplished something and laugh? What do you say peanut? You and I ... after the show, right here in this ring surrounded by a steel cage?
Deja Vu : Reeve ..... Reeve ..... Reeve ...... Reeve ....
How did i know you were going to come out here tonight like the hot head you are and try and punk me out? Boy, you don't call the shots around here ... i do ... its best you remember that ... but i'll tell you what ... i'll play your little game ... whatever you want, you got it!
[There is another explosion and Deja Vu is gone from the car ... Reeve looks at Xanathos.]
Ruthless L Reeve : Thats it then, its official! Or not official, but its on none the less. Deja Vu and The Ruthless One, right here after the show in a steel cage, and as a wise man once said ... i like it like that!
[Reeve drops the mic and Hot to Death by Everlast hits as Reeve steps over the rope, leaving Xanathos in the ring with a look on his face like he has lost complete control.]
[Back in the Swat studio.
Jeremy Tucker : Well how about that? Reeve and Deja Vu, in a steel cage no less. We'll don't worry about it being after the show folks, because even if its not sanctioned, we are going to make sure it goes to air, that much is certain ... we'll be right back after this break with the Statewide Championship on the line between Mars and Dave Brickheart.
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[Back in the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Welcome back folks. Coming up now for you, we take you to the highlights of the Statewide Championship matchup between Mars and Dave Brickheart.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre, Mars and Dave Brickheart both in the ring.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart wailing away with a flurry of rights and lefts, which seem to have no effect on Mars, and he choke tosses Dave across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Dave with a big boot, and then covering him with a foot on the chest for a one count only.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a crossbody taking the bigger Mars down.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a reverse DDT.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart delivering a face dropkick to Mars.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart nailing Mars with a falling headbutt.]
[Shot of Dave Brickheart going to the top and connecting with a Moonsault on Mars for only a two count, shot of Mars throwing Dave off of him halfway across the ring.]
[Shot of Mars nailing Brickheart with a heart punch.]
[Shot of Mars sending Brickheart to the ropes and bouncing off the opposite ones and drilling him with a slingshot clothesline.]
[Shot of Mars picking Brickheart up in a bear hug, then rag dolling him around the ring, then turning him over and planting him with the Apocalypse. (Inverted Body-Vise into a Brainbuster Powerbomb) for the cover and three count.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Dave Brickheart giving it his all here in this contest, hitting the much larger Mars with everything he had, but Mars just proving to big and strong on this occasion.
[Shot of referee Nick Tsalazidis raising the arm of Mars as Unholy blares though the Sydney Entertainment Centre.]
[Shot of Vulcan coming through the crowd, spinning Mars around to stare at him eye to eye, and then both off them exchanging a flurry of wild lefts and rights.]
Voice Over of Jeremy Tucker : Yes folks, thats right, Vulcan making his long awaited return down under to Swat, and this time he didn't come alone.
[Shot of Mars and Vulcan both still exchanging lefts and rights, when another man, not seen before here in Swat enters the ring and charges Mars, blindsiding him.]
[Shot of Mars trying to hold his own against both Vulcan and the newcomer to Swat when Brickheart appears to snap and launches himself at all three of them.]
[Shot of all four men now brawling in the ring as security rushes the ring.]
[Shot of all four men, Brickheart, Mars, Vulcan and his friend taking out the security as they try to get to each other, the scene fading to a commercial as security somehow manage to work them out of the ring and up the ramp as they cop a severe hiding in the process.]
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Oct 05, 2004#6
[Back in the Swat Studio.]
Jeremy Tucker : Well folks, its been quite a night so far, with us just seeing the return of Vulcan and his mysterious friend that they tell me is known as Seven, and now its time for our main event of the evening, Adrian Tanner Jr and Sly Fondell going at it for the Australian Heavyweight Title, lets take you now to the Sydney Entertainment Centre and ring announcer Frank Salazar.
[Scene switches back to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see Pyro's of Silver and Gold Blast from either side of the entrance and Sly arrogantly struts his way to the ring, smoothing his hair or preening himself. He is followed by Jada who is clapping her man on to success. Sly occasionally stops to mock an ugly or fat crowd member. Sly climbs the ring steps and steps through the middle ropes and stands in the middle of the ring with his arms outstretched to the sides, Jada sexily enters the ring and slowly remove Sly's robe. Sly then poses with a ' most muscular ' and blow a kiss to Jada.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST, IN THE RING AT PRESENT, HAILING FROM ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY, COMING IN AT 6'5 & 298 LBS, AND ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE LOVELY JADA (wolf whistles from the crowd) ....... THE ACE WITH THE FACE ... THE MODEL OF MALE PERFECTION ......... SLY FONDELL!!!
[Sly poses once again for the fans, who show there disdain for him with a chorus of boo's and jeers.]
[Two spotlights begin a strobe light effect pointed toward the tron.]
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
Well, today I want you each to stand up and hold your hands
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
in some stupid seance. You're going to get up and scream.
"I'm already dead... I'm already dead... I'm already dead..."
You're going to get up and-
burn an "X" in your head.
[BOOM! A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames]
["Real Solution #9" By White Zombie hits and Adrian tanner walks out, head down, dressed in his usual attire of an open red Windbreaker jacket with AT in silver letters on the back encased in a superman logo, and a pair of Black pull apart pants with silver and blue flames running up the sides of the legs. Brandon Fernandez follows behind him.
The strobe light changes colors in tune with the music as Adrian and Brandon make their way to the ring. Adrian stops right before the ring,still staring at the floor.
BOOM! Adrian raises both arms and thousands of multicolored streamers shoot simultaneously from all for corners of the ring. Adrian pulls off his windbreaker and his pants to reveal his usual ring attire and the CWA TV Title around his waist. Adrian slides into the ring and mounts the nearest turnbuckle, raising the SWAT Australian Heavyweight Championship for all to see. Adrian then drops down and looks Sly in the eye as he is brushing the streamers off him in annoyance.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONET, HAILING FROM TUCSON ARIZONA, COMING IN AT 6'2 & 225 LBS, THE SWAT AUSTRALIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ..... ADRIAN TANNER JR!!!!
[Referee Nick Tsalazidis signals for the bell, and Jada and Brandon both make there way to the outside.]
Ding, ding, ding.
Jeremy Tucker : And we are under way folks. Tanner and Fondell both circle each other warily, Sly still with some streamers on him and he doesn't seem very happy about it, angrily brushing them off as he and Adrian circle each other.
Macca : I don't know Jerry, i am sure there are a few guys in the crowd who think Sly looks just great in streamers ... hey Fulton?
Andrew Fulton : Sly would look great in anything he wore smart arse.
[They hook up and Sly overpowers Adrian, tossing him across the ring and posing cockily in front of him. Adrian rolls to his feet with a back flip and looks impressed with the strength of Sly.]
Jeremy Tucker : Fondell obviously with the strength advantage, but Adrian has shown time and time again that strength isn't the be all and end all, defeating many a man just as big and if not stronger then the ace with the face.
[They hook up again, and Adrian brings Sly over with a headlock takedown ... Fondell powers his way back to his feet and tosses Adrian into the ropes, and sends him down hard to the mat with a big hip toss.]
Macca : Adrian rolls to his feet again, and comes right at Sly with a hard chop, mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Sly answers back with a big right hand that rocks Adrian.
[Tanner comes back with another chop, and then ducks the next right of Sly's and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker and Tanner then drops a knee into the back of Sly while he is still on the mat.]
Macca : Sly clutches his back in pain, and slams his hands into the mat in frustration, jumping to his feet only to meet the Daytripper. (a superkick right in the mush)
Jeremy Tucker : Incredible, Tanner hit that Daytripper right on the button, and Sly rolls out of the ring for a breather, signalling for a time out.
[Andrew Fulton tosses Jada a bottle of water, and she pours a bit on Sly, to try and cool him off, he snatches the bottle from her, gulps down a mouthful, and then tosses the bottle into the crowd, splashing a large section of the crowd as Adrian Tanner Jr takes off, springboarding over the top rope and landing on Sly for a hurracanrana, but Adrian keeps spinning and grabs Sly's head ramming it into the floor with a spinning DDT.]
Jeremy Tucker : ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Adrian Tanner with the Attitude adjustment!
[Holy SH!T chant from the crowd.]
[Tanner slowly makes his way to his feet, and is slapped right across the cheek by Jada. Tanner smiles, grabs her by the hair and plants her with a long kiss.]
Macca : Tanner with the lip lock on Jada, mate!
[Sly making his way to his feet grabs Tanner off of his girl by the hair and crunches Adrian's head into the steel steps. Sly then admonishes Jada for kissing Adrian and rolls Tanner into the ring, rolling in behind him.]
Andrew Fulton : Who does Tanner think he is to kiss another mans women, has he no morales?
Jeremy Tucker : Look who's talking.
[Sly grabs Tanner and plants him with a Tiger suplex, he follows that up with a crushing short arm clothesline that nearly takes Adrian's head off.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the boy Sly! You know, Brandon looks extremely concerned over there, do you think that may be because of the beating Sly is now putting on Tanner, or because Adrian kissed Jada?
[Sly with a overhead belly to belly suplex, and then a mighty Cobra Clutch chokeslam.]
Jeremy Tucker : Sly with the cover.
Nick Tsalazidis : 1 .............. 2 ... (kickout by Adrian)
Macca : Ohhh come on mate, your not going to pin the heavyweight champ with a cover like that!
Jeremy Tucker : Too true Macca, Sly is so vain, i think he actually thought he had it won there.
[Sly Fondell picks up Tanner, holding him overhead with a vertical suplex, before dropping him forward and bouncing him off the ropes and drilling him with a slingshot Corkscrew brainbuster/suplex.]
Andrew Fulton : THE FONDELL PLEX!!! The Fondell Plex!!! Is that how it goes Toby?
Jeremy Tucker : Toby?
Andrew Fulton : Toby ... Jerry, same difference.
[Sly steps over Adrian, and mounts the turnbuckle, posing to the crowd, while still admonishing Jada for the earlier kiss on Adrian.]
Jeremy Tucker : Adrian starting to get back to his feet, but Sly is completely oblivious to him, going ahead with his poses up there and taunts, this guy is too much!
[Tanner charges at the unsuspecting Sly, running up the ropes and planting him with a cracking Enziguri and Sly tumbles to the outside landing awkwardly on the floor.]
Macca : Sly may well be his own biggest enemy, mate.
[Tanner quick to stay on the offensive and he runs along the apron and launches, with a running shooting star press off the apron to the floor.]
Jeremy Tucker : He nailed it! Tanner now with Sly and this crowd right where he wants them.
[Tanner with an airplane spin into a neckbreaker right on the hard concrete floor, to a huge cheer from the crowd and then he rolls Sly into the ring, rolling in there behind him. Jada slides a chair towards Sly and then trips Adrian over from the outside as he is getting back to his feet.]
Andrew Fulton : Thats the girl!
Jeremy Tucker : Tanner jumps to his feet and starts yelling over the rope at Jada. Jada exaggeratedly rubs her lips, like she cant believe that he kissed her earlier.
[Sly slowly gets to his feet and picks up the chair as referee Nick Tsalazidis reaches through the ropes admonishing Jada letting her know that he is the referee and in charge out there. Sly reaches back with the chair and charges Adrian ..... who ducks just in time, boots Sly in the gut, and grabs the chair off of him.]
Macca : Adrian with the chair, mate!
[Sly looks terrified turning his back and protecting his face from the shot he knows is coming, as referee Nick Tsalazidis turns around and ....
CRACK!!!]
Jeremy Tucker : He nailed him! Tanner nailed Sly square on the top of the head with that chair shot, and referee Nick Tsalazidis immediately calls for the bell.
Ding, ding, ding.
Macca : Tsalazidis slides through the ropes, explaining his decision to ring announcer Frank Salazar.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, BY WAY OF DISQUALIFICATION ...... SLY FONDELL!!!
[Tsalazidis slides back into the ring and raises the arm of Sly, who goes to grab the belt from him, but he pulls the belt away from him and hands it over the top rope to Adrian who takes it, while still protesting about the DQ, Tsalazidis motioning to him by pointing to his eyes that he saw it, and the DQ stands.]
[WHAM!]
Jeremy Tucker : Wow! Sly just nailed Tsalazidis from behind with the chair, and he is out cold!
Macca : He doesn't look to happy Jerry, and tosses the chair into the ground with disgust.
Jeremy Tucker : He sure doesn't Macca. Sly Fondell remains undefeated here in Swat folks, but that looks of little comfort to him right now as Adrian heads to the back still the Australian Heavyweight Champion.
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Oct 05, 2004#7
[Back in the Swat studio's]
Jeremy Tucker : Well there you have it! What a night, we saw a lot of action here tonight, with Tanner and Mars both managing to hang onto there title's, although both Fondell and Brickheart must be in calculations for a rematch down the line, also we had Domino with the announcement of the Eruption ppv coming, not too mention her gifts, and we still aren't finished yet!
Andrew Fulton : Thats right Jerry! The Ruthless One might just of bitten off more then he can chew, as we are in store right now for an impromptu cage match between him and Deja Vu!
Jeremy Tucker : We take you to this matchup right now, and remember folks, Deja Vu no longer works with the company, so this is an unsanctioned matchup.
[Scene switches to the Sydney Entertainment Centre where we see a steel cage set up around the ring. Hot to Death hits, and Ruthless L Reeve makes his way down to the ring, he slaps hands with the fans, and seems a bit more relaxed then earlier in the night. He steps into the cage, and shakes one of the walls back and forth testing out the cage.]
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS NOT SANCTIONED BY SWAT, AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS OVER THE CAGE, OR THROUGH THE DOOR. INTRODUCING FIRST, STANDING IN THE RING AT AN IMPRESSIVE SEVEN FOOT TALL AND 317 POUNDS, HAILING FROM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA ... RUTHLESS L REEVE!!!!
[Huge pop from the Sydney crowd.]
Frank Salazar : AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT
[There is a big explosion on the entrance and "Freur Frei" by Rammstein rocks the arena, while a pitch black artistic sun circles in the AussieTron with fire on the background. Flames burst everywhere and Deja Vu walks out with the kendo stick and ninja clothes.]
Frank Salazar : MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, COMING IN AT 6'4 AND 250 POUNDS AND HAILING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN ....... DEJA VU!!!!!
[Deja Vu moves towards the cage, but Reeve wont let him in, every time Deja Vu moves to enter the cage door, Reeve cuts him off.]
Jeremy Tucker : Some mind games going into this one right from the get go guys.
Macca : Yep, both men toying with the other here mate.
[Deja Vu having had enough off Reeve's games opens the door again, and as Reeve goes to kick him, Deja Vu cracks him on the shin with the kendo stick he brought down with him and slids into the ring under the rope, tripping Reeve in the process with the Kendo Stick in a leg sweep type fashion.]
Andrew Fulton : Now thats what you call making an entrance.
Jeremy Tucker : No one can deny the skills of Deja Vu, its only the way he carries himself that .....
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Sweet Jesus! Deja Vu wasting no time after making his entry, just pulling back and walloping Reeve over the head with that Kendo stick ... should he even have that in there with him?
Andrew Fulton : Why don't you get the ref to DQ him Jerry? .... Whoops sorry, i forgot that these pussies here at Swat wouldn't sanction the bout, so i guess he can take anything in there he likes.
Macca : Sometimes you can be a real wanker Fulton, you know that!
[Fulton is a wanker chant starts in the crowd as Deja Vu wallops Reeve again with the Kendo stick, and then rests his head up against the cage wall, and crunches him with a devastating blow from the Kendo stick.]
Jeremy Tucker : This is just brutal, and could be the quickest cage match i have ever witnessed.
[Deja Vu climbs up the ropes above Reeve, mockingly kicking him with more of a toe poke, and then continues to climb all the way to the top of the cage, posing at the top raising the Kendo stick in the air, as the crowd chant changes from Fulton is a wanker to Deja Vu is a wanker.]
Andrew Fulton : Is that all these clowns can chant? I mean, i know there is nothing else to do in this godforsaken country, but please.
Macca : We call it as we see it Andy, and between you and Deja Vu, i couldn't of put it better myself.
Jeremy Tucker : Actually, you did put it Macca.
[Jerry and Macca have a chuckle as Reeve starts using the ropes to get to his feet, he is busted wide open from the Kendo stick and bleeding profusely. Deja Vu is oblivious to Reeve getting to his feet, taunting the crowd with the Kendo stick in a world of his own, and Reeve begins shaking his head in furious anger.]
Andrew Fulton : Well now i have seen it all! Ruthless L Reeve is actually "Hulking up"!
Jeremy Tucker : I belive your right Fulton, although the technical term may be getting his second wind.
[Reeve continues to "Hulk up", staring up at Deja Vu with venom in his eyes. He reaches up, standing on the bottom rope, and grabs a hold of Deja Vu and flings from the top of the cage half way across the ring, Deja Vu landing with a sickening bump to a huge pop.]
Macca : Thats it mate! Give it to him Reeve!
Andrew Fulton : Excuse me Macca, but i am the only commentator allowed to blatantly cheer around here ... (cupping his hands and yelling) "LOOK OUT DEJA VU, HE HAS THE KENDO STICK!!!"
[Its true, Ruthless L Reeve has picked up the Kendo stick that Deja Vu bought into the ring with him and is now measuring him with it.]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : And payback is a bitch! Ruthless L Reeve leveling Deja Vu there with a receipt for them earlier shots.
[Reeve measures Deja Vu again, Deja Vu slowly tries to get to his feet]
[CRACK!]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve again, he is swinging that Kendo stick like he wants to actually take his head off with it.
[Deja Vu drops in a heap to the mat, and Reeve holds the stick up high now to a huge pop.]
Macca : The Ruthless One with that worm Deja Vu right where he wants him mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve has been waiting to get his hands on Deja Vu for the longest time, and now he is going to enjoy every second of it.
[Reeve methodically picks Deja Vu up overhead and press's him over his head, one ... two .... three times, then runs him head first into the cage wall.]
Macca : Reeve is as strong as anyone in this fed mate.
[Ruthless L Reeve grabs Deja Vu by the back of his Ninja Hood and rams his head into the cage wall as the crowd count along with him.]
Crowd : ONE ... TWO ... THREE ... FOUR ... FIVE .... SIX .... SEVEN .... EIGHT ... NINE .... TEN!!!
Andrew Fulton : They can count, i don't belive it!
[Reeve picks up Deja Vu and snake eyes him into the steel cage instead of the turnbuckle, then stands on the second rope holding the cage.]
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Crowd :oi Oi Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
Crowd : Oi Oi Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE!!
Crowd : Oi!
Ruthless L Reeve : AUSSIE!
[Deja Vu crunches Reeve with a huge low blow, sending him toppling off the second rope to the mat.]
Crowd : OHHHH!
Andrew Fulton : That sure did shut them up. What was Reeve thinking, the guy is meant to be wrestling a cage match with the deadliest man to step foot in a Swat ring, and instead thinks he is heading up a cheer squad at a local footy game!
[Deja Vu picks up the Kendo stick again and
CRACK! wallops Ruthless L Reeve with it upside his head.]
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve struggle's to his feet, refusing to give up, but Deja Vu catches him in a Russian legsweep, using the Kendo stick on the neck of Reeve!
Macca : Deja Vu runs towards the cage, plants the Kendo stick into the mat, and holds onto it and actually runs up the wall of the cage, flipping over with an amazing moonsault matrix style onto Reeve!
Andrew Fulton : Now there is one for the highlight reel folks!
Jeremy Tucker : Reeve again slowly gets to his feet and Deja Vu, who was measuring him delivers a 360 tornado Deja Vu DDT.
[Deja Vu now drags the near dead weight of Reeve to his feet.]
Jeremy Tucker : CHECKMATE!!! Deja Vu with the Checkmate, and this one is all over!
[Deja Vu hovers over the out of it Reeve for a moment or two, then heads over to the cage door, opens it up and casually steps out to the floor. "Freur Frei" by Rammstein hits and Deja Vu bends down under the ring, coming out with a padlock and chain in his hands, he snatches the mic from Frank Salazar and heads back into the ring.]
Macca : I don't like the look of this mate.
Jeremy Tucker : Neither do i Macca, neither do i.
[Deja Vu wraps the chain around his fist, then places the padlock on his knuckles and starts wailing away on the allready out of it Reeve, the crowd start to get real rowdy, and Deja Vu eggs them on, taunting them, and then moves over to the door of the cage and locks it with the chain and padlock.]
Jeremy Tucker : This does not bode well for Reeve at all, and this is the exact reason right here that Deja Vu was allready fired from this company.
[Deja Vu moves over to Reeve, grabs the long leg of the Ruthless One, and places the Kendo stick inbetween his arms and Reeve's leg, wrapping them around and holding the mic up in the process.]
Deja Vu : CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!
SOUTTER!!! NOW ITS YOUR TURN!
THIS PEANUT HERE CALLED ME OUT EARLIER TONIGHT, AND LOOK AT HIM NOW.
NOW I AM CALLING YOU OUT. IF HE MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU WILL COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND MEET YOUR DESTINY!
[Soutter walks out from the curtain, no music or flash, he has a very worried look on his face, and jogs down to the ring, standing face to face with Deja Vu, the cage inbetween them keeping him out.]
Deja Vu (practically shrieking now in his rage) : LOOK AT YOU NOW FAT BOY. LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!
NONE OF THIS HAD TO HAPPEN YOU KNOW. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS AGREE TO WRESTLE ME, BUT NO, YOU ARE TO BIG A HOT SHOT TO WRESTLE THE "TALENT". WELL, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE MR CENTRE OF ATTENTION. ONE LAST CHANCE TO AGREE TO FACE ME. DOMINO JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR LITTLE PAY PER VIEW, HOW ABOUT YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE DANCE THERE AND GIVE THE PEOPLE THERE MONEY'S WORTH?
[Soutter stares at Deja Vu blankly, grabbing hold of the cage and shaking it violently back and forth. Deja Vu tightens his hold on Reeve's leg.]
Deja Vu : I WONT ASK YOU AGAIN PAL. YOU GIVE ME MY MATCH RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL END HIS CAREER JUST LIKE ALL OF THE OTHERS.
[Soutter moves over to the commentary table and grabs a mic.]
Soutter : Ok ..... if you want the match that bad ... you got it ..... now ... let him go ... you got what you want, the match is on, you and me at Eruption, now please ... just let him go.
Deja Vu : I DONT THINK SO!!!
[CRACK!!! and thats not the crack of a steel chair or a kendo stick across the head, that was the sound of Ruthless L Reeve's leg snapping in half right before our very eyes.]
Jeremy Tucker : SWEET JESUS!
[Reeve squeals out in agony and Soutter grabs hold of the cage trying to force his way in there as the scene fades with Deja Vu laughing maniacally.]
