Post by Jesse Jamester on Sept 22, 2021 13:51:54 GMT -5
Backstage after Lethal Lottery night two, black curtains and guards block off a section setup for interviews. Inside are multiple online website reporters and media outlets waiting with notepads, social distanced of course, masked up, and ready for the next Northern Pro Wrestling wrestler to come in.
Separating the bodyguards, in walks the unmasked Jesse Jamester, the rugged beard and long hair wet, blue piercing eyes, still in his wrestling gear and glistening with sweat. Walking up to a podium in the front of the room, a giant plexi glass sheet taped to the front of it, Jesse grabs a towel from a staff member, and wipes his face.
Media Reporter 1: Impressive win tonight Jesse, congratulations on a rocket start here at Northern Pro Wrestling. One thing the fans have been eccentric about knowing is why you partnered with Scott Steele tonight? It appeared to be cohesive and effective, what can you tell us?
Jesse Jamester: Scott Steele is an impressive man, no doubt about it. Someone paired us up and said let’s see what they can do, and you saw - we dominated. We had a job to do and we accomplished our goal tonight. I'm not much of a team guy, don't get me wrong, I have been - I just work better alone.
Media Reporter 2: With your return to Empire Wrestling Federation, which closed suddenly without notice, Northern Pro Wrestling recently has had a handful of stars sign from your former employer. How do you see them fairing here?
Jesse Jamester: Being completely honest, I don't know much of them. I started two shows ago in Empire, wrestled one match, those guys are as new to me as the ones here in Northern Pro. At the end of the day, that locker room is fighting for a spot on the card, they want to climb; I'm here to steal the show! What happens to get us to the dance, that's the razzle dazzle, you see? (Ahem - clears throat, swigs some water) To answer the question, they will fair well as long as they stay out of my way.
Media Reporter 3: Mister Jamester- Jesse, uh, what are your thoughts on being in the Lethal Lottery Second Chance Battle Royal with 9 other competitors, one of which is Scott Steele? What is your strategy?
Jesse Jamester: Lethal Lottery Second Chance, going to be a big night, I expect a lot of great athletes leaving with broken dreams. I’m going to make a point to get my hands on each person who steps in that ring. When you get dumped over the top rope, I’ll try and keep you from falling on you heads, but no promises. I can't say the same for Scott Steele, I think that's his favorite method (shrug). We are all gunning for the gold, I expect it will get ugly, some foul play, but victory doesn't always come packaged pretty ya see. Expect the unexpected, that's all I gotta say about it.
Shrugging. Jesse looks over and one last reporter raises their hand.
Media Reporter 4: You mention Scott Steele, what’s your strategy now that he is in the ring with you? Do you two have a plan together or is it every man for themselves?
Jesse Jamester: Bingo! We all want the top honors here, I’d be a liar if I said otherwise, and I damn well know the guys I’m going out there to compete with think the same way. Scott Steele and I have no kinship, we were partners tonight because we had to be. Make no mistake about it, I fear no man! Scott, if you want to clean house and take this to the finals against me, then by all means, you powerbomb one person and I’ll take that as a yes!
Media Reporter 4: But… doesn’t he powerbomb everyone?
Jesse Jamester: Then it’s a challenge to the other eight people to not be power bombed, am-I-right?
Media Reporter 4: I suppose so, aye. Jesse, what are your thoughts on if you win this tonight and be entered in as the number one or two entry in the Lethal Lottery Royal Rumble? Are you confident in your ability to endure that sort of task.
Jesse Jamester: I piss confidence honey, this is an opportunity. To set the bar, you could say. Wrestling fans deserve a champion worthy of chanting for, who they want to buy tickets to see. We have a world on fire, and if for fifteen-thirty-forty-five-hell-sixty minutes I gotta bust my ass to entertain them and show them why we are the best damn thing in the modern world of wrestling – damnit, I’mma do it! Feed me the machines, the mavericks, the kings, fuck—the queens, line them up, I’ll knock them down, and as they crawl back up to their feet, I’ll be waiting their to shove a boot down their throats. This business aint pretty, and I aint apologizing for what I do to cement my name in the history of Northern Pro Wrestling.
Standing from his slouching position he waves the hands that are waiting to ask another question.
Jesse Jamester: Life aint fair, so put'tem up and fight for what you want - or get the fuck out of the way.
Walking out of the camera area, the bodyguards part again and Jesse disappears from view.
Separating the bodyguards, in walks the unmasked Jesse Jamester, the rugged beard and long hair wet, blue piercing eyes, still in his wrestling gear and glistening with sweat. Walking up to a podium in the front of the room, a giant plexi glass sheet taped to the front of it, Jesse grabs a towel from a staff member, and wipes his face.
Media Reporter 1: Impressive win tonight Jesse, congratulations on a rocket start here at Northern Pro Wrestling. One thing the fans have been eccentric about knowing is why you partnered with Scott Steele tonight? It appeared to be cohesive and effective, what can you tell us?
Jesse Jamester: Scott Steele is an impressive man, no doubt about it. Someone paired us up and said let’s see what they can do, and you saw - we dominated. We had a job to do and we accomplished our goal tonight. I'm not much of a team guy, don't get me wrong, I have been - I just work better alone.
Media Reporter 2: With your return to Empire Wrestling Federation, which closed suddenly without notice, Northern Pro Wrestling recently has had a handful of stars sign from your former employer. How do you see them fairing here?
Jesse Jamester: Being completely honest, I don't know much of them. I started two shows ago in Empire, wrestled one match, those guys are as new to me as the ones here in Northern Pro. At the end of the day, that locker room is fighting for a spot on the card, they want to climb; I'm here to steal the show! What happens to get us to the dance, that's the razzle dazzle, you see? (Ahem - clears throat, swigs some water) To answer the question, they will fair well as long as they stay out of my way.
Media Reporter 3: Mister Jamester- Jesse, uh, what are your thoughts on being in the Lethal Lottery Second Chance Battle Royal with 9 other competitors, one of which is Scott Steele? What is your strategy?
Jesse Jamester: Lethal Lottery Second Chance, going to be a big night, I expect a lot of great athletes leaving with broken dreams. I’m going to make a point to get my hands on each person who steps in that ring. When you get dumped over the top rope, I’ll try and keep you from falling on you heads, but no promises. I can't say the same for Scott Steele, I think that's his favorite method (shrug). We are all gunning for the gold, I expect it will get ugly, some foul play, but victory doesn't always come packaged pretty ya see. Expect the unexpected, that's all I gotta say about it.
Shrugging. Jesse looks over and one last reporter raises their hand.
Media Reporter 4: You mention Scott Steele, what’s your strategy now that he is in the ring with you? Do you two have a plan together or is it every man for themselves?
Jesse Jamester: Bingo! We all want the top honors here, I’d be a liar if I said otherwise, and I damn well know the guys I’m going out there to compete with think the same way. Scott Steele and I have no kinship, we were partners tonight because we had to be. Make no mistake about it, I fear no man! Scott, if you want to clean house and take this to the finals against me, then by all means, you powerbomb one person and I’ll take that as a yes!
Media Reporter 4: But… doesn’t he powerbomb everyone?
Jesse Jamester: Then it’s a challenge to the other eight people to not be power bombed, am-I-right?
Media Reporter 4: I suppose so, aye. Jesse, what are your thoughts on if you win this tonight and be entered in as the number one or two entry in the Lethal Lottery Royal Rumble? Are you confident in your ability to endure that sort of task.
Jesse Jamester: I piss confidence honey, this is an opportunity. To set the bar, you could say. Wrestling fans deserve a champion worthy of chanting for, who they want to buy tickets to see. We have a world on fire, and if for fifteen-thirty-forty-five-hell-sixty minutes I gotta bust my ass to entertain them and show them why we are the best damn thing in the modern world of wrestling – damnit, I’mma do it! Feed me the machines, the mavericks, the kings, fuck—the queens, line them up, I’ll knock them down, and as they crawl back up to their feet, I’ll be waiting their to shove a boot down their throats. This business aint pretty, and I aint apologizing for what I do to cement my name in the history of Northern Pro Wrestling.
Standing from his slouching position he waves the hands that are waiting to ask another question.
Jesse Jamester: Life aint fair, so put'tem up and fight for what you want - or get the fuck out of the way.
Walking out of the camera area, the bodyguards part again and Jesse disappears from view.
