Post by Marsupials of Mayhem on Oct 10, 2021 21:55:34 GMT -5
We come in on a handheld feed filmed by a phone in selfie mode.
Filling your screens is Kid Koala’s masked face. He appears to have cleaned most of the condiments from his mask but there are still some visible stains.
He smiles at the camera.
KID KOALA:
“G’day NPW… it is the one and only Euchalyptic Apocalypse coming to you via live stream from who the Hell cares where.
“I’m here to talk to you about the upcoming allies and enemies trios match on the 21st of October.”
He runs a hand through his grizzly beard.
KID KOALA:
“Let’s start with my team mates... given NPW saw fit to separate me from my Marsupial brethren…
“Jay… I understand a welcome back is in order for you. I don’t know where your allegiances lie but I do know this…
“Since you lost your measure of importance to Lochlan Cade in August you’ve probably got yourself a nice, deep chip in your shoulder. Cuts to the bone, huh?
“Well, Jay, what I want you to do is I want you to reach your fingers inside that chip and push them REEEAALLLL deep like. So deep until you can feel that pain flowing straight into your heart.
"I want you to take that pain and harness that energy for your remergence... your relevance... your rebuild.
“We can only rebuild if the house has fallen down. And Lochlan Cade stands in the rubble of Jay Stevens' house holding the mantelpiece.
"And this match? It's your first brick.
“You can rebuild your foundations, Jay. I’ll hold your tool belt.”
He snickers.
KID KOALA:
“And Rob…”
He puts a rolled “cigarette” into his mouth and lights it.
KID KOALA:
“Call it a truce… a hiatus… a pause. I don’t give a shit what we call it.
“I know you’re as frustrated as I am that the Marsupials could not bestow our gift of relevance onto your little band of Bastards so let’s focus our attentions on matters at hand because ours is not done.
"On October 21st, we stand beside each other to remove some roadblocks from our paths, Rob. Do you wanna clear the road with me?
“I’m man enough to put a pin in that until we have opportunity resurrect your path to relevance.”
With his free hand, he mimics pinning something in the air.
KID KOALA:
“And well... well... well... what do we have here then?
“Keith Williams. Donzig. Steve Awesome.”
He draws a long draw on his “smoke” and fills the camera with smoke.
KID KOALA:
“Steve, I’ll let you know that you’re simply a victim of wrong place, wrong time, wrong crowd.”
He shrugs unapologetically.
KID KOALA:
“Well, you’re surely THE notch on Donzig’s belt, Steve.
“I mean, beating the Openweight Champion would REALLY get the blood flowing for his phallacy.
“I don’t have issue with you, Steve. You just happen to be standing on THEIR side.
“But you should be weary of that. THEIR side. Keith and Donzig sure have some little bromance going on as they sing their own chorus but you know what they say about threesomes?
“Somebody always gets left out.”
He shrugs and draws on that “cigarette” again.
KID KOALA:
“Keith. Commiserations on the fact your past cost you the North American Double Crown.
“It’s the terror of knowing what the world’s about.
“While you blow your lungs crowing with Donzig you trust he’s going to let you do the solo?
“He’s Carlos Santana. You’re Neal Schon.
“And you can practice all you wanna, wailing the night away, Keith… but you don’t get the solo. He’ll never let you.
“You need to make the Journey to your own relevance, Keith. Only if you don't stop believing.
“And I’ll be your catalyst to belief.”
KK throws the metal horns with his free hand.
KID KOALA:
“Donzig… Donzig… Donzig…
“I know the world of NPW is itching to see what happens when the Scourge and the Bush Prophet come head-to-head.
“Shit… I’m intrigued myself.”
Pondering on a long draw, Kid Koala turns back to the camera.
KID KOALA:
“The difference between you and I, Donzig, is I’m not hiding behind my motivations and my actions.
“I wear a koala mask… not a mask of my own truths.
“They’re all out there in plain day.
“You sent out the KGB? You didn’t send out the KGB?
He throws his free hand up in the air out of confusion.
KID KOALA:
"It's all a little bit comical and whimsical the way you rebut these accusations, as you call it. But whatever your truth is - own it.
“The thing about making your own truth is you have to remember your own truth because nobody else can enlighten your perceptions of reality, Donzig.
"But I will enlighten you on October 21st. And the history books will be written before NPW's very eyes.”
Another long drag and a cloud of smoke.
KID KOALA:
“When the history books are written in blood they’re easily washed away.
"I will drive my quill into your beating heart and write the conclusion to your sad, sorry, little story for the world read.
"My quill being the Koala Krusher. The canvas is my page.
“And I WILL… wash you away.
“Metaphorically… literally… intrinsically… you will die for me.
“I will return you into nothingness. And I will NOT give you rebirth into relevance, Donzig.
“Because nothing is all you are and all you deserve. And nothing is exactly what you shall receive.”
Putting his index finger and thumb together to represent a "zero", Kid Koala smiles through that grizzly beard.
KID KOALA:
“You will die for me.”
</Fade to Black.>
Filling your screens is Kid Koala’s masked face. He appears to have cleaned most of the condiments from his mask but there are still some visible stains.
He smiles at the camera.
KID KOALA:
“G’day NPW… it is the one and only Euchalyptic Apocalypse coming to you via live stream from who the Hell cares where.
“I’m here to talk to you about the upcoming allies and enemies trios match on the 21st of October.”
He runs a hand through his grizzly beard.
KID KOALA:
“Let’s start with my team mates... given NPW saw fit to separate me from my Marsupial brethren…
“Jay… I understand a welcome back is in order for you. I don’t know where your allegiances lie but I do know this…
“Since you lost your measure of importance to Lochlan Cade in August you’ve probably got yourself a nice, deep chip in your shoulder. Cuts to the bone, huh?
“Well, Jay, what I want you to do is I want you to reach your fingers inside that chip and push them REEEAALLLL deep like. So deep until you can feel that pain flowing straight into your heart.
"I want you to take that pain and harness that energy for your remergence... your relevance... your rebuild.
“We can only rebuild if the house has fallen down. And Lochlan Cade stands in the rubble of Jay Stevens' house holding the mantelpiece.
"And this match? It's your first brick.
“You can rebuild your foundations, Jay. I’ll hold your tool belt.”
He snickers.
KID KOALA:
“And Rob…”
He puts a rolled “cigarette” into his mouth and lights it.
KID KOALA:
“Call it a truce… a hiatus… a pause. I don’t give a shit what we call it.
“I know you’re as frustrated as I am that the Marsupials could not bestow our gift of relevance onto your little band of Bastards so let’s focus our attentions on matters at hand because ours is not done.
"On October 21st, we stand beside each other to remove some roadblocks from our paths, Rob. Do you wanna clear the road with me?
“I’m man enough to put a pin in that until we have opportunity resurrect your path to relevance.”
With his free hand, he mimics pinning something in the air.
KID KOALA:
“And well... well... well... what do we have here then?
“Keith Williams. Donzig. Steve Awesome.”
He draws a long draw on his “smoke” and fills the camera with smoke.
KID KOALA:
“Steve, I’ll let you know that you’re simply a victim of wrong place, wrong time, wrong crowd.”
He shrugs unapologetically.
KID KOALA:
“Well, you’re surely THE notch on Donzig’s belt, Steve.
“I mean, beating the Openweight Champion would REALLY get the blood flowing for his phallacy.
“I don’t have issue with you, Steve. You just happen to be standing on THEIR side.
“But you should be weary of that. THEIR side. Keith and Donzig sure have some little bromance going on as they sing their own chorus but you know what they say about threesomes?
“Somebody always gets left out.”
He shrugs and draws on that “cigarette” again.
KID KOALA:
“Keith. Commiserations on the fact your past cost you the North American Double Crown.
“It’s the terror of knowing what the world’s about.
“While you blow your lungs crowing with Donzig you trust he’s going to let you do the solo?
“He’s Carlos Santana. You’re Neal Schon.
“And you can practice all you wanna, wailing the night away, Keith… but you don’t get the solo. He’ll never let you.
“You need to make the Journey to your own relevance, Keith. Only if you don't stop believing.
“And I’ll be your catalyst to belief.”
KK throws the metal horns with his free hand.
KID KOALA:
“Donzig… Donzig… Donzig…
“I know the world of NPW is itching to see what happens when the Scourge and the Bush Prophet come head-to-head.
“Shit… I’m intrigued myself.”
Pondering on a long draw, Kid Koala turns back to the camera.
KID KOALA:
“The difference between you and I, Donzig, is I’m not hiding behind my motivations and my actions.
“I wear a koala mask… not a mask of my own truths.
“They’re all out there in plain day.
“You sent out the KGB? You didn’t send out the KGB?
He throws his free hand up in the air out of confusion.
KID KOALA:
"It's all a little bit comical and whimsical the way you rebut these accusations, as you call it. But whatever your truth is - own it.
“The thing about making your own truth is you have to remember your own truth because nobody else can enlighten your perceptions of reality, Donzig.
"But I will enlighten you on October 21st. And the history books will be written before NPW's very eyes.”
Another long drag and a cloud of smoke.
KID KOALA:
“When the history books are written in blood they’re easily washed away.
"I will drive my quill into your beating heart and write the conclusion to your sad, sorry, little story for the world read.
"My quill being the Koala Krusher. The canvas is my page.
“And I WILL… wash you away.
“Metaphorically… literally… intrinsically… you will die for me.
“I will return you into nothingness. And I will NOT give you rebirth into relevance, Donzig.
“Because nothing is all you are and all you deserve. And nothing is exactly what you shall receive.”
Putting his index finger and thumb together to represent a "zero", Kid Koala smiles through that grizzly beard.
KID KOALA:
“You will die for me.”
</Fade to Black.>
