Donzig, Donzig, Donzig!
Oct 18, 2021 21:33:14 GMT -5
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 18, 2021 21:33:14 GMT -5
Entering a session already in progress, Williams is irritated and venting his feelings to Dr. Shelby. Displayed on the screen of his laptop, she watches and listens as the Great White Terror has a lot to say.
Keith Williams: "Well, all I hear all day long at NPW is how great Donzig is at this or how wonderful Donzig did that. Donzig, Donzig, Donzig! Let's team Keith and Donzig up, they're buddies! WRONG. I brought attention to that guy when I added him to The ReVenants team at Call to Arms! When I scouted and recruited him, ReVzig was born! Because of me! Was anyone else reaching out? NOPE. Had I not offered him a spot he would've been kicking dirt on the sidelines! Once I helped everyone else see the potential that was there, his bookings multiplied! Because of me! I would have given him the skin off my bones and instead... He stomped on my heart by joining an inferior group! The KGB! Where has that gotten him? Wrapped up in drama and underappreciated, that's where! NO ONE will ever treat Donzig as good as I can and what I did ultimately means nothing to him."
Far from finished, Williams continues in a haste.
Keith Williams: "You know who I really feel bad for? Steve Awesome. Newly crowned NPW Northern Openweight Champion having to deal with all of this awkwardness, it isn't fair. He should be resting after such a tough win, not forced to partner with a guy he's already beat and the best wrestler in all of the Continental Wrestling Alliance, the Great White Terror. I heard Lynx was supposed to be a part of the opposing team, but he wasn't medically cleared to compete. Isn't that interesting? Barely into his title reign as the NPW North American Double Crown Champion and he can't even claim to be a fighting champion. Enjoy the time off, champ. Relax knowing that your win was entirely due to me hitting LD with the K-Driver and Jesse Jamester sticking his nose where it doesn't belong as I show you what consistency is."
Done yet? You wish.
Keith Williams: "I've got absolutely ZERO sympy for the team I'm facing this week. Rob Riot and Jay Stevens are well aware of what they're signing up for when facing a ReVenant. Unfortunately for a kid pretending to be a koala he's going to be receiving an ass kicking that should be directed at his teammate, kid pretending to be a wombat. Keith Williams never forgives or forgets someone that eliminates him from a battle royal! No matter if they're named and dressed equally as stupid! I'm full of piss and vinegar and the sins of another will mean I need to exact punishment on you, kid!"
There's a short period of silence as Keith runs out of things to ramble about. However, as Dr. Shelby starts to speak her words trail off and everything goes a little fuzzy. An annoying, sitcom style song plays as a series of boxes pop up, each holding a different ReVenant, smiling and looking back at each other. A box with Donzig is forcibly inserted into the picture as Keith's expression switches to disgust. The words The ReVenants materialize on screen as the final lyrics ring out, "That's the way we all became The ReVenants bunch!"
Dr. Shelby: "Keith? Keith?? KEITH???"
Repeatedly saying his name, Dr. Shelby breaks Keith out of whatever that was as he realizes where he's at again.
Dr. Shelby: "Are you experiencing hallucinations?"
Keith Williams: "No, Alice."
Dr. Shelby: "Who?"
Keith Williams: "I'm sorry. No, Dr. Shelby."
Having mistakenly used a popular maid's name in place of the doctor's, Keith shakes his head and tries to regain a grasp on reality. The session resumes as everything fades to black and we regretfully aren't given complete access.
Keith Williams: "Well, all I hear all day long at NPW is how great Donzig is at this or how wonderful Donzig did that. Donzig, Donzig, Donzig! Let's team Keith and Donzig up, they're buddies! WRONG. I brought attention to that guy when I added him to The ReVenants team at Call to Arms! When I scouted and recruited him, ReVzig was born! Because of me! Was anyone else reaching out? NOPE. Had I not offered him a spot he would've been kicking dirt on the sidelines! Once I helped everyone else see the potential that was there, his bookings multiplied! Because of me! I would have given him the skin off my bones and instead... He stomped on my heart by joining an inferior group! The KGB! Where has that gotten him? Wrapped up in drama and underappreciated, that's where! NO ONE will ever treat Donzig as good as I can and what I did ultimately means nothing to him."
Far from finished, Williams continues in a haste.
Keith Williams: "You know who I really feel bad for? Steve Awesome. Newly crowned NPW Northern Openweight Champion having to deal with all of this awkwardness, it isn't fair. He should be resting after such a tough win, not forced to partner with a guy he's already beat and the best wrestler in all of the Continental Wrestling Alliance, the Great White Terror. I heard Lynx was supposed to be a part of the opposing team, but he wasn't medically cleared to compete. Isn't that interesting? Barely into his title reign as the NPW North American Double Crown Champion and he can't even claim to be a fighting champion. Enjoy the time off, champ. Relax knowing that your win was entirely due to me hitting LD with the K-Driver and Jesse Jamester sticking his nose where it doesn't belong as I show you what consistency is."
Done yet? You wish.
Keith Williams: "I've got absolutely ZERO sympy for the team I'm facing this week. Rob Riot and Jay Stevens are well aware of what they're signing up for when facing a ReVenant. Unfortunately for a kid pretending to be a koala he's going to be receiving an ass kicking that should be directed at his teammate, kid pretending to be a wombat. Keith Williams never forgives or forgets someone that eliminates him from a battle royal! No matter if they're named and dressed equally as stupid! I'm full of piss and vinegar and the sins of another will mean I need to exact punishment on you, kid!"
There's a short period of silence as Keith runs out of things to ramble about. However, as Dr. Shelby starts to speak her words trail off and everything goes a little fuzzy. An annoying, sitcom style song plays as a series of boxes pop up, each holding a different ReVenant, smiling and looking back at each other. A box with Donzig is forcibly inserted into the picture as Keith's expression switches to disgust. The words The ReVenants materialize on screen as the final lyrics ring out, "That's the way we all became The ReVenants bunch!"
Dr. Shelby: "Keith? Keith?? KEITH???"
Repeatedly saying his name, Dr. Shelby breaks Keith out of whatever that was as he realizes where he's at again.
Dr. Shelby: "Are you experiencing hallucinations?"
Keith Williams: "No, Alice."
Dr. Shelby: "Who?"
Keith Williams: "I'm sorry. No, Dr. Shelby."
Having mistakenly used a popular maid's name in place of the doctor's, Keith shakes his head and tries to regain a grasp on reality. The session resumes as everything fades to black and we regretfully aren't given complete access.
