Who are you?

(The Halloween party in the apartment is filled with guests eating, laughing and dancing to the Halloween themed songs enjoying themselves and a knock on the door is heard by one of the guests nearby and he goes over and opens the door. Xiaolong comes in and looks around shocked since it's his apartment and he was expecting to enjoy a night of piece and quiet and giving away treats to any trick or treaters who come around for candy.)

Xiaolong:  "What the hell is going on."

Guest:  "Whoa dude.  We're having a Halloween party and some guy invited us to his apartment."

Xiaolong:  "I own this apartment and I sent no invitations to this party."

Guest:  "You own this apartment."

Xiaolong:  "Yeah I own this apartment."

Guest:  "Like no way.  Who are you anyway."

Xiaolong:  "I'm Xiaolong and I own this apartment."

Guest:  "No really who are you."

Xiaolong:  "I already told you."

Guest:  "You aren't that Bruce Lee guy resurrected."

Xiaolong:  "No I'm not Bruce Lee."

Guest:  "Oh wait you're that Bullet Proof Monk guy....."

Xiaolong:  "Am I dressed as a monk."

Guest:  "Oh I get it you're that Kato......."

(Xiaolong rolls his eyes trying to control himself.)

Xiaolong:  "I'm not Kato....."

Guest:  "Oh right.  You're that Shang Chi guy......."

Xiaolong:  "Do I look like Shang Chi."

Guest:  "No but you look like that New Chinese Superman......"

(Xiaolong grits his teeth getting upset.)

Xiaolong:  "I'm not this New Chinese Superman."

Guest:  "You're not.....Oh wait you're really that Agents of Atlas guy Jimmy Woo."

Xiaolong:  "I'm not this Jimmy Woo guy.  Now if you'll excuse me....."

(Xiaolong moves to the front of the living room and pulls the plug on the DJ's equipment and everyone looks at Xiaolong muttering.)

Xiaolong:  "Okay party's over and everybody leave immediately since this is my apartment and I gave no permission for anyone to have a party."

(The partygoers begin protesting.)

Xiaolong:  "I said out of my apartment or I'm going to make sure the police lay down the law and make sure you leave or the landlord will do it for you."

(The partygoers mutter angrily and start filing out.)

Guest:  "Dude I'm not going to come to any party you put on....Like ever."

Xiaolong:  "Like I ever give them anyway."

(The Guest leaves grumbling and muttering something as Xiaolong slams the door and mocks the guests words.)

Xiaolong:  "I wonder who pulled this post mischief night stunt on me......I mean look at this mess and I'm wondering what the landlord's going to feel if he saw this and knew there was a party.  He hates any parties in his apartments."

(Xiaolong starts picking stuff up and places it in his trash disposal unit.)

Xiaolong:  "I'm wondering who pulled this stunt on me.  Let's see it could have been one of my opponents trying to get me upset before my Corn Maze Match at Halloween Honor or not."

(He looks thoughtfully.)

Xiaolong:  "Let's see it could have been Ron Garcia of the Revenants.  He probably didn't like the weight loss references even though I was being quite respectful of him possibly making a living off his potential weight loss program."

(Xiaolong shrugs his shoulders as he finishes picking up and disposing of any trash left on the floor.)

Xiaolong:  "Of course there is eKid Nah of Marsupials of Mayhem.  I'm sure he's one of the most likely suspects and would pull a stunt like this just to upset me and get an advantage over me."

(He looks around and sees the food that's on the table and goes over to look at what's still there on the table.)

Xiaolong:  "At least they had the courtesy of providing something good and must have cost a lot.....Oh well I'll compensate them for at least that much for the food and nothing else."

(Xiaolong loads up a plate of food and sits down in front of the television set and turns on his streaming service and begins watching the latest Halloween movie that's out in theaters.)

Xiaolong:  "My favorite movie during this time of the year.  I bet even if Jamie Lee Curtis decides to unmask Mike Myers it's going to lead to another sequel and so forth.
To which I say keep them coming and I'll continue to steam watch them."

(He looks at the camera as he eats.)

Xiaolong:  "Now I haven't heard anything from Rob Garcia. Doesn't he know he's in a match at Halloween Honor.  I know he may be busy elsewhere trying to win championships or titles elsewhere with his fellow Revenants.  Still he has contractual obligations here he must fulfill and that includes cutting promos or is he too busy stealing candy from the children dressed as some scary monster."

(Xiaolong chews and swallows thoughtfully.)

Xiaolong:  "Of course eKid Nah never did either and there's days to go and I would be really disappointed if you didn't cut one either as contractually obligated.  Then again that's your choice and yours alone but maybe I'm wrong and you will fulfill your obligations along with Rob Garcia.  You'll both do it at the last minute being it happens all the time.  So I'll wait with bated breathe but then again maybe not."

(Xiaolong settles in and continues to watch the movie eating as the scene slowly fades to black.)